Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Face the Domination

Episode Date: November 24, 2020

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I'm there. Happy Monday. Yeah. Happy Monday to you too. I'm here. I'm pivoting into Thanksgiving mode, even though it's going to be a Thanksgiving for two, because we're being good and we're not going to go out into the world. And I'm like ready. I'm ready to, I have turkey on the brain and I'm excited. This is a fun week.

Yes, I always love a holiday week. Today Israel Housewives of Potomac Day. We also hosted a new dwell hello episode for those of you on Stitcher Premium, House Hunters International, My Big Fat Greek House Hunt. So we posted that on Stitcher Premium and then for our regular premium people over at Patreon, we just recorded an Emily and Paris episode for episode six. That goes up Wednesday and guess what else we're gonna do today after this. We are gonna go talk to, we'll never have new friends. We'll not new, but like new friend, friend, mod from Real House, us in New Jersey. We're gonna be on her show this week. Kavya Dream's an attunifish budget.

Okay, so she came onto our podcast about a week ago, and now we're going out to our podcast. We're very excited. So everyone keep an eye out for that because that's coming out. I believe on Wednesday. It'll be so good. It'll be great to be for jealous.

You scratched my back and I'll throw your husband in the pool. All right, you have to throw the pool. So we're excited to do that. So go check out her show, Obbs and... We also have a full, by the way, just because it's Thanksgiving does not mean that we are slowing down by any means.

We have a full slate of episodes this entire week on Thanksgiving. I guess Thanksgiving is our orange county day. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. You get an orange county recap. And then on Friday, we have Salt Lake City, I guess. I think that's generally what it is, but you're gonna get five full shows this week from us, so don't you worry,

there's content to go around. And if you need extras, go get the bonus episodes, what the hell, that's also where you will get our videos. We do a couple videos, weeks, go check them out, kay? Yeah. Today is Real Housewives of Potomac, pretty fun episode as usual. I mean, yeah, it was, it felt like last week's episode Potomac, pretty fun episode as usual.

I mean, yeah, it felt like the last week's episode in this week's episode could have been rolled into one. I felt like they kind of stretched it out a little bit. It was sort of like, again, it was one of those episodes. I would say most of this episode was them getting into a car, going someplace, having a drink, going back to the hotel lobby, going to the hotel lobby to the pool, from the pool to the lobby, from the lobby to dinner, sort of like just watching me on vacation.

Well, I just ran between every scene who's going to FaceTime home next? Because it's like getting a car, Robin FaceTime's her kid, getting the car, Wendy FaceTime's her husband, getting the car, somebody FaceTime somebody. her husband getting the car or somebody FaceTime somebody. There were basically like it was like we were we had a carrot dangling on a stick and that carrot it was two carrots. One carrot was what's Karen's reaction gonna be when she finds out she's not on Robyn's website and second what's Candice's reaction gonna be once Ashley reveals that she made a statement against her for Monique and so I think I personally thought that there was gonna be a lot more drama this episode

and so turns out there wasn't. But that's fine, still a fun show. Yeah. So previously Robin and a turban, okay? So that's what happened previously. And Robin decided to leave Karen out of her very important and bellish photo shoot for the bullcaps that nobody really needs in their life. Yeah. The old lady shoebox greetings card, Maxine from shoebox greetings. Maxine hats. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, yeah. So then, um, we, we start the episode with Ashley still talking to Giselle and Robin by the pool about how she's going to be, you know, potentially risking her relationship, um, with Candice relationship with Candace by having made the statement for Monique. Hello, Ella, risking her relationship. They hate each other. They do. They made up like two seconds ago and they still don't like each other.

So who cares? But just like so clearly, yeah, you don't want to ever have a relationship with Candace. No. Yeah, no. And by the way, who would want that either? You don't want to ever have a relationship with Ken Nasa. No. No. Yeah, no. And by the way, who would want that either? So far, we have yet to find any redeeming character like quality is about her.

Yeah, I can't this sucks. You can't hit her. You shouldn't hit her. But she still sucks. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like a really poisonous, like, I got, this, okay, my analog is getting away from me. Like, it's like a really poisonous, like, okay, my analog is getting away from me. I was gonna say like a poisonous frog

that I never knew I would. What about a poisonous frog? It's a girl, is that girl who's always crying in clairs, but she's always getting like a new piercing, so she always has a new reason to cry. And fucking clairs under stupid hats or stupid felt hats in clairs, that's who she is. It's like you know what today I'm gonna be a big girl and get a piercing another piercing clear come with me Ronnie it's not

gonna be anything it's gonna be totally fun fun day and then the second that thing goes in it's like oh and then it's a whole day of like taking care of this girl who insisted on getting another damn break just ring in her ear just so she can get some attention from you and And Roger hold it the mall when you were 13. So thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. Not very specific person in Ron his life. Yeah. Someone park mall. Thanks a lot. So Ash is like, well, if that's how she wants to take it. And they're like, she can't take it any other way You're literally going to write a defense of Monique so yeah, so that she's like well Then she could just call it even like it's done. It's even she can't she attacked me the butter knife

And this is this and now we're done. It's even just such as I was like y'all are even Yeah, I'm just repeating that because I'm going to be repeating it over and over later when I'm throwing you under the bus So you're saying you are even Nah, yeah, so then as she's like well, I'm gonna tell her tomorrow after the party that we have and Robin goes with the whips in the chains I'm like wait what? Whips chains the statement Professional what huh? So then we find out they're having an SNM party, a dominatrix party, who doesn't want to go to a dominatrix

party with just their friends? Just their girlfriends that they're not going to be having sex with later. And who loves doing that in a foreign countries, which means that you had to use your precious bag space to pack a whole costume for one night and some props to who doesn't love that. So Ash is like, hell yeah, I'm waiting till the last second because I can just get on a plane. Yeah, but you're getting on a plane with Candace. Okay. I think you need to rethink this whole thing.

Yeah, should maybe wait until they were back in Atomic. I so don't even say anything. just wait for the blogs to come out. Or that too, might as well, I'll just be more fun that way. Because that way Candice could have a scene, like, well, what happened is, if she waited for the blogs to come out, then we would have a scene where Candice is at home, and she's stacking plates on plates on her table, which is what she does these days.

And then she'd get an alert and be like, oh my God, oh my God. And then she could fold up a napkin into a square and be like, I can't believe that she's doing this. And then she could call Chris on speaker and say, Ashley's making a statement and he can go, really? Yes, it's ridiculous.

And now you're the whole thing. You're just in charge of controlling your own self, not other people. Oh, you're such a good husband. It's every candid scene. Stars with stack of plates and with a call with Chris, where he's totally like, uh, this again. Yeah. And then you just hear a bunch of plates break.

I told you to stay out of my restaurant, Candace. So Wendy is again screaming off her balcony at sunrise. Good morning. I would kill her. What kind of hotel neighbor does that? I don't know. I think she's never been in a hotel. She's ridiculous. So then she's in a lobby and she's like, Bon D'ya!

And then finally it's like the producers had to actually stop the screen and put on below saying, this is Catalan, not Portuguese, because I think maybe either they got complaints or they were just in a position where they're like, we know she's saying it wrong, we please don't tweet us any more. Please stop please.

Please. Well, I looked it up to see if it really was. And it was, it said, I think, boom, Dia with an M is Portuguese. Right. But when do you say, boom, Dia. I mean, I guess you have to get that. I think bomb D.I. with an M is Portuguese right when you say Bondeo I mean I guess you have to get that Learned to read from house wash up. You may not learn things from house washers

But you do Google you do learn things from Googling the wrong shit that they say on house wash. Yeah, see everybody Exactly hugs hugs, so Wendy meets up with Karen and I was like well, I woke up at 4. I am I didn't get a lot of sleep When I did sleep I was up well, but I woke up at 4 am, I didn't get a lot of sleep. When I did sleep, I slept well, but I woke up at 4 am, I woke up thinking about, Raaaand, how I soldiered up for him. Wow, he keeps me up late at night, soldiering. And Wendy's just stuck there with her with nothing to say, so she goes,

oh, M G. Like, you two are making some serious chemistry there together, all right? So everyone starts coming down the law. It's the lobby gather scene, okay? So Ash is like, is everyone ready for natural spring water? I'm gonna pee. So just even hearing about getting in a pool

makes her have to pee. So she goes to pee. And then Candice is like, I don't know about Ashleigh, but on this trip, I'm ready to let bygones be bygones. I'm open to a friendship as long as there's some semblance of positivity. Mm-hmm, good luck with that. So then Karen is like,

hmm, Candace is pressed that there's no chlorine in this water that we're going to with the springs and Candace is like, it's dirty water. It just sounds like, well, my vagina has handled non-clerin water and they're like, and you made it like and you made it and you made it I guess I made it through wow it's fine that's a natural spring

Canvas says that means my vagina is at stake We'll bring some chlorine pellets just for you imagine how the spring feels I know imagine imagine those fish that are in there Yeah, so then it's the van so who's gonna call home? how the spring feels. I know, imagine those fish that are in there. Yeah. So then it's the van, so who's going to call home? It's Robin. It's like, oh! And then they get to this natural spring. And Robin's like, is it ocean water?

It's gorgeous. Yeah, it's ocean water with natural but microbial benefits. Yeah, so Karen test the water and it's really cold, but she's gonna trick everyone and tell them that it's really warm. Yeah, so when she tips her to in the water, when they have done that, check that off the list. Like, okay, it was not that big of an accomplishment.

But then she's like, well, my feet are frostbitten, don't tell them, don't tell them. She's always lovely, it's wonderful, it was great. It was like going back to Great like, well, my Ifeet are frostbitten. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. She's always lovely. It was wonderful. It was great. It was like going back to Great Falls, Virginia, full of fond memories of when I lived there. And then we see Ashley like dipping her toes and getting in.

And Candace goes, don't drown. And then we can get a photo shoot. They'll make wacky postcards posting against the ocean backdrop. And I have to say about those postcards. It was like this weird thing where they would each take a photo and then say something like Portugal or wish you were here. And then when Karen did it, it said missing you, Ray. Which I don't know why I thought was funny,

because that would be exactly what Karen's postcard would be. Just big letters That's a missing U-ray just to prove the prove the point that she is like so during up for a man Can't wait home to can't wait to get home make sweet sweet love to you Ray sexy sexy times It's like the longest postcard ever Yeah, so Robins like this water isn't warm, go as you tricked us, Karen. Yeah. And then there's just Candace is just dancing on a rock. And then they settle down onto some chairs and as she starts pumping and Karen goes, what? She does that noise that she makes

everyone know. And then when he's like, Candace, are you going to sing? Because Candace is like, knowing then. And then when he's like, Candace, are you going to sing? Because Candace is like, making warm-up sounds while she's flipping through her phone and they're like, uh-oh, are you going to sing now? And she's like, well, I want to show you the go-go version that I did with G. And they're like, oh, wow. And it actually goes, so it was kind of a ballet before you did this. Right? Is that right? And just like, well, anything should be better than the original. I see you all because that one was like, ah.

And so they're like perform it. Perform it like you're in a music video, kind of does. And so she does. And she's like singing this romantic song and then she's like twerking through it and they're like slow motion on her twerk. Her ass cheeks just clapping together.

Wow. But also like, yeah. The song is so romantic. But also like all these cheesy transitions, like it's a 1990s homemade video. So, yeah, that needed more deer. I will say that. It did.

I like to know that in the middle of this music video, there was like a shot of Ashley with her like pumping machines on her boobs just like bopping along. So Ashley goes to the bathroom again. And Jacelle tells Candace that she's like, I'm proud of you. You held your composure last night. You were not the immature little brat that we've come to know. And meanwhile Karen's like, how do I read that? It's a timing. It's a timing. Stop pretending your Kate Winslet.

Why is everybody Kate Winslet in the Titanic? You are not Kate Winslet. You are Kathy Bates in the robot leaving all the poor people to drown. I know Titanic really ruined railings. Like, literally, we will never be able just to have a quiet railing moment. There's always going to be someone who's going to press up against and say, I'm the king of the world. Elway Karen does it. She's like, I want to be, I want to be an act Titanic. And she's sort of like, listlessly unfurls

her arms, like a very sad K-Winslet who's just been like like I guess I'll do this I guess I'll get on the front of an enormous boat and say I'm the king of the queen of the world Yeah, the one time I went on a cruise I went to the front of the boat and I just kind of looked over and I went I'm the king of the world Like you have to do it, you know To worst. Yeah, so then Candace and just keep talking and Candace is like how are you and Karen? I'm looking at Karen very differently right now. She's like as you should, duh, do trust her. Don't, don't, don't, commercial break. And then we come back to find out

no, Candace is going to cut off her legs. She's like, just kidding. I think I'm figuring it out. I was like, ooh, glad we had a commercial. I know, I'm like, glad we had some sort of like artificial cliffhanger there about whether or not Candace trust Karen. She's like, she feels like, she, Candace feels like she's been wronged and very, very wronged and Karen is trying to make it all okay with Monique

and it's like, and Candice is like, since I've been physically attacked, I'm not sure she's been honest with me about her thoughts. I don't feel the full weight of her support and that is other some. I'm like, I mean, I get it. You want to feel like your friend is there for you, but also you have escalated this entire fight to such an insane degree that I think Karen is within her rights to be like, I'm not sure I'm going to co-sign on this part of it. Yeah, I can't with Candice.

So they go upstairs to take a picture and then they get ice cream by the pool and that's like, let's go on the van, who's going to call home? Okay, let's have ice cream now. Let's watch them walk down an enormous lobby staircase for 30 seconds. And they're talking about how pretty the pool is if you get up in the morning, you can sit by the pool and Candace just so we don't forget Candace's big storyline

everybody. She's like, I'm not a morning person, but maybe I will be when I have a baby, which I am considering. Ha ha ha ha. Just want to remind all the jurors that I'm someone who maybe wants to have a baby and I was attacked. I could have been trying to have a baby and that is the point. Do you know how my baby baby would have been affected by my hair being pulled? I just hope everyone realizes. Thank you, Your Honor.

Okay, just else turned to call home. So she tells Grace, she's like, Grace, I put a snake in her bed. She screams so loud. Grace was like, can I hang up now? I literally don't care about this. I have to do a shift at Arizona's of restaurant I didn't even want to have.

And now I am an owner of for some reason. Yeah, so it's time for getting ready scene. Everybody's getting ready for night three. And Wendy's glass door in her room just keeps rumbling and she keeps trying to stop it. This is the biggest plot to me. I'm like, why do they put those glass doors in there? It seems unsafe. I know. And then Karen has a really intense moment because she like, she like stands up or something at her compact falls on the floor. It's like, oh no!

And then she picks it up. She's like, oh, good. I thought I broke my compact. And now it's time for me to FaceTime home. Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray. And Ray is just staring at the phone screen like he is so confused. He's like, what happened to my candy crush? He's like, why is the toast talking to me?

He's like, Ray, let me show you my dress. You can get hot and bothered. Look at the sea and to me, gold with another sea. Ray, I have a confession. I have a confession, Ray. We're doing dominate tricks, not Ray. I'm making up to do with you, Ray. Sexy, sexy sexy Ray

Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray's like um You have the wrong number I don't why is the phone talking to me So I think she takes the she takes the phone and puts it down under her dress and he's like, oh Okay Oh, is that Madura? No, Ray, that's in between my legs. Oh, I thought it was a scenic vista.

Well, it sort of is Ray. So, the interview scene is important. I remember when it just took a feather and a handcuff to turn him on. Now the feather is dried up and the handcuff is rusty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. I didn't even know that feathers could dry up,

but they did dry up. I'm gonna dry it up feather. Yeah, I think the trouble was wet feathers. Yeah, that's the issue all along. Yeah. So now, guess what? You know, it would be really awesome would be if we had another scene

where they all get into a car. And guess what? That's what they do. They get in the car another At a restaurant and oh my god, there's blankets So They said So that's like that's the new hip guy of Portugal

Oh, I thought you many was like the new like new comma hip as in like a hip person saying, Salsa, that made him hip. It was like Emily from Real House, so I was supporting to Canada going, New hip, New hip. It's like Salsa. So the waiter comes over and asks if everyone wants, he's like, they're talking about the special drink of the house. It's a 10 year CERCYL or something like that. And so everyone's like, I'll have this CERCYL, I'll have this CERCYL,

I'll have this CERCYL, and Canada goes, I'll have this air see all have this air see all have this air see like I'm gonna I'll have the champagne because Like wow they're really trying to find the drama and you're somewhere like she just she chose not to have this air see out they really are and they're all willing to come after Karen like literally for doing nothing like they're just Yeah, I heard for fun Wendy's like Karen. I'm so glad to see you drinking. So is your ulcer Wendy's like, Karen, I'm so glad to see you drinking. So is your ulcer suggestive then? I'm just like, no medication before. Thank you. I see you. I see you, Wendy. Thank you. Gotcha. Mm-hmm. So then, Jacelle in the interview, Google's what happens if you have a champagne with an ulcer, and she goes, one glass of champagne. Nah, I can kill you if you have an ulcer.

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that I thought maybe you should check out. She goes, oh yeah, it's a canker sore. I was like, oh, okay. I was like, I'm gonna go back. A killer canker sore. Okay, Chris or that's gonna kill me. Nope, just pretty front of the mill avoid to make it out. Yeah, that's just a canker sore.

But it's dangerous. No. So yeah, little digression, but I thought everyone would like to know the story about my canker sore that almost killed me. So Candace asks if everybody has trouble communicating with their spouses long distance and Robin's like one gets grumpy. Karen's like yeah I'm end up like talking on the phone. Neither do the dynas apparently. I handed my vagina to the phone. It said nothing. Well there's not much for a way to say at

that point when the phone's up your skirt, you know, just like he's like, uh, are we still connected? Yeah, and canis is like, well, Chris doesn't like talking on the phone. He just doesn't like talking the phone or in person or really ever. I think he just doesn't like maybe. He didn't say that, but that's where I took it. That's where I took it. So they're like, Robyn's like, does anybody send sexy pictures to their man? I do. And everyone's like, Robyn, you're so bad. And Candace has never sent one. So they're like, whip out a titty right now.

Let's send it. She's like, you better cover me with this blanket. So they whip out a blanket somehow from somewhere. And do they have blankets, remember? That it was cold. They had blankets on the chairs. So a cold blanket. and then they just start like, dressing, you know, putting it all around her.

And it's like, like she's taking a picture, I guess a boob is down, I don't think both are, which takes a picture of like one boob out, and send it to Chris. And he writes back, y'all are so dumb, because you just have to imagine, it was probably a really weird angle. You can't really get a good high angle on that,

and you probably can see it's like a restaurant, and that's probably like, you can see some of the napkin being held up. Yeah, just don't feel like it was the sexiest photo. So then Robin is just looking around, biting her finger. She's like, everyone's enjoying one another, but at some point Ashley has to complain about that letter.

Or... And then the music is like, dun dun dun dun dun dun. I'm like, oh, you guys are really trying to force that cliffhanger there, because we've got a commercial. Yeah, and then we come back, and I thought it was gonna be Robin, you know, starting some mess.

But instead, nope, let's go on motorcycles. Yeah, so it's the morning they're waking up. Candace is reading a post it that says you're in control. She's like, yes, I am. Oh, God. My note for this scene was, can you face time on a motorcycle? Is this cast isn't trouble if you can't? Yeah, seriously.

So they get on the side cars and motorcycles and carons like, get it up, or see, get it up, giri app, I was raised on a phone. So I know what a horse is. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and... Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle.

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And she says like, do you have different kinds of Ponsha? They're like, yeah, so they go to the different kinds and then get a really strong drink and When he's like, oh wow look at you Karen drinking again, you drinking Karen You haven't had a drink all week Karen and that's why you drink milk right to code. Hey Wendy such a trap What the hell? What why are you trying at least she's trying no? I'm no, I I will push back because she's trying and she knows that if anyone's gonna make a ridiculous scene about something stupid that's gonna be Karen so she's just trying she's just trying to she's throwing quarters at her head at her forehead waiting for her to finally react and because she knows what she does it'll be great. Karen's like I see

the bait and I'm not eating that worm. So Robin takes over since that was a fail. So Robin's like, well, I'd just like to announce that my website is live now. Some of you all look like Naomi Campbell and everyone starts looking at themselves on their phones and they're like, oh my god, yes, me. I'm so hot. Yeah. Karen doesn't even look like she knows this is coming. She's the only one not looking on a phone. And Candace is like, where's Karen? And she's like, oh, well, Karen's pigs didn't really turn out that great. When I looked at it, I felt it didn't really match the rest of the website. You're old, you're old. You're old and probably going to die soon. So Karen goes, I'm good, I'm good. And then she, we go to her in the interview and she's holding Karen Robbins hat

and then she sort of tosses away and goes, thank you, next. And I was like, that was funny, no, but like this has been like a three to four episode arc with these hats about like the photo shoot and then the photos came back. And in terms of Karen's arm, and then what would we go see at Karen?

And it just culminates in this tossing the hat out Isn't gonna just give them some cheap fight because it's so boring. She's gonna wait, you know Karen is is older and one thing you learn how to do as you age is to marinate You know the meat is better after you just let it marinate trust me This will be here in two episodes, so we meet is better after you just let it marinate trust me this will be here in two episodes so we end you and the hats and you with your hats yeah well she'll get her revenge she'll probably do something and exclude robin that's where it's

gonna really pop up so well you let me out of your website so I'm gonna leave you out of my launch for cucumber seeds which I'm now selling at Hardware stores. The cucumbers come out with little wigs on them. Smelling like a dumb. So they get back to the hotel and go sit at a table on the table. Back at the pool. Any facetimes? Actually, actually ask. Anybody face-timing anybody? Yeah. And just like, yes, Ashley actually asked anybody face timing anybody.

Yeah. And she's like, yes, I face time Jamal when we were zooming down the road. And he couldn't hear me, but he was saying thumbs up, thumbs up because I looked so good. And then we got like a flashback. I believe we got a flashback of her face timing him. And then him saying, I can't hear. Like thanks for thanks for illustrating that story. I was a little concerned.

I was like, wait, she called him and then he couldn't hear. I think I need to see that play out to really understand what happened. So she starts her whole, well, we're in a beautiful space because we communicated, and then we see their car ride where it's like the weirdest communication ever. And he's like, I was just waiting for you. This is the first time you've ever said anything about liking me again or whatever. But in the past, I haven't been the best communicator.

And I'm working towards what I feel because I am a work in progress. Don't, don't, the old brother work in progress. You know, just don't take on that because you want to talk about bad communication How about the bad I'll give you an example of bad communication When you're married to a wife, but then cheat on her and you're not you're not telling her that you're cheating on her That's bad communication When you sleep with the wrong when you sleep with the woman who's not your wife that's bad communication. When you sleep with the wrong way sweep with the woman who's not your wife That's bad communication. Yeah, I would just leave that in his court You the bad communication in his car. Yeah, don't take them put that on yourself

So everybody is there now everybody joins in their swimwear and They order drinks and stuff and cares like I Have something I want to share ladies. I want to share that I have a weak line. Aren't you proud? I'm so proud. Is anybody, anybody proud? No one, no one says anything. They just all look down their drinks.

She's all like every five seconds, Karen's popped up with a new line. LaDom, you know, do you come for seeds? And now this, so Karen's like, well, I want to invite you all to the Wigshift party, is Wigshift with a bang party that I'm gonna have. Bang, get it, because Wigs have bangs on them sometimes. Think about it, just think about it.

She tells us, I don't promise, I execute. Mm-hmm. So did you see this clip going around of Karen on Wendy Williams? No, it's so good, it's so good. So did you see this clip going around of Karen on Wendy Williams? No, it's so good. It's so good. But how does she go on Wendy Williams? And Wendy's like, well, I thought that that was kind of mean of them to leave you out of this hat shoot thing.

And she goes, oh, yes, that's Robin. It's shaming again. Well, let's see. Robin's 40, a hard 40. She's a hard 40. And when he's like, oh, it changes to, Karen just starts reading. And she goes, she moves on to Giselle. And she's like, oh, yes, Giselle, you know, saying how great of a business woman she is when every beauty is dead. They went bankrupt, they're

liquidated. They're at no really now. So whatever, at least I have a business. I had no idea that that happened yeah so um Watching this I was like Just now Karen has a new business every five seconds. Well the least she has wine Wow I mean but like every hue beauty look like it was on a path I mean they were in they're in like real stores and everything I guess that's why we were focusing on Geisellle's book this season and not that very huge beauty.

Yeah, we haven't heard of that this season, but I didn't look it up, so I don't know how true any of that is. I can't imagine she would say that if it wasn't true, but who knows? But it was just funny watching Karen go off on them after watching this show. Yeah, so Robin asks Karen if she's inviting Monique to the wig shift, and Karen's like,

no, no, I'm not. You know, it's not a good thing for everyone to be around her. So she will not be at the party whatsoever. Do not worry about her showing up on next week's episode at the wig shift party. That's just something that will not happen at all. So she leaves. Yeah. She's like, okay, then, bye.

It's like everyone's kind of a dick about her wig line. So she's like, see ya. And then the scene ends. It's like, no guys, come on. Do we have to teach you how to do a housewives show? One lady leaves, then you guys talk shit for 15 minutes and give us something. Seriously.

I was like, what's happening? So now it's nighttime. And Jacelle's in a Domey Dricks outfit thing and she's got a cat and nine tails and she's like whipping a chair and then Trixie is very sexual. She's like, this is a game, a game of physical domination. This is a game of,

dot, dot, dot. This is a game, a game of physical domination. I was like, okay. Who are the dots sexy? That's right, they were Paul. Kick the dots in! Alright, you know Madonna had a rota phase. I have the game of domination phase.

Alright, let's hit a game Paul. Let's get that track sealed and done. Physical domination. So, uh, Giselle and Ashley FaceTime, the biggest star of the show's FaceTime, and they're getting this party together for tonight because they're the hostess as, and Jizelle goes up and she's dressed in her sexy, dumb outfit, and she drops a napkin and she's like, I cannot end over to pick that up.

Yeah, she can't get it. So Ashley shows up sort of of dressed just like Josell, but she sort of has pasties on that we can kind of see. And she says there's going to be some games, and they're going to reveal things about each other based on the questions. I'm like, oh God, this is starting to feel very married to medicine. Like go on vacation and play some games, but it's really like group therapy, you know. So I was getting a little worried. And one of their props is a big dildo cover and they have to cover it in an eggplant emoji. So you just see the rest of the episode, there's a huge eggplant emoji that just

keeps wavering over the scene. And I love the poor person that was assigned to it because they did a very good job of like digiggling it, you know, rotating it. Mm-hmm. You know, there's a one person in charge of the Final Cut Egg Plant emoji. Yeah, they did a great job, great work. So, uh, so then, uh, Jacelle's asking Ashley to like about, like, about the statement thing and which is going to tell Candace, and like the plan is to tell Candace after the games are done because God forbid the games get ruined because

they're going to be so interesting and hilarious for all of us. So all the all the girls start coming in and they're dressed all sexy and every time a new one comes in there. Oh my God you look amazing. Oh my God you were so sexy. Oh my God you are heaven. And then Karen walks in and Robyn's like, you look like Corolla Deville. In Karen goes, and you look like a ho on a street corner, but I ain't saying anything about that. Hmm. Like, that's the point, Karen. Well, you all look like a bunch of slots dressed up like your matcha.

Whip some sort of, some sort of man and a mass. I mean, what is this? What is this slot party? It's like Karen. It's a dumb nitriotic, it's like Karen party. And a riding crop. What are we driving again? So Candace shows up in a cat woman mask. And everyone's like, oh my god, Candace wins.

Just elf says this for everything. She goes, Candace wins. She just keeps singing all night. So then Ashley's like, well, uh, cannabis is a little more comfortable on this costume than I thought. Yeah. And then, uh, Karen is drinking champagne again. And then they're like,

Karen, play with the penis. You haven't played with the penis. So she like, cause there's like a dildo that's like on the table, like stuck on the table in front of her. So she like backs laps it like a, and she goes, well, good. I played with it.

So now it's time for the games, guys. This is all about honesty. Karen, where on your body is your favorite place to be touched? My vagina. I'm like, whoa, okay. And everyone else is like, my neck. Well, my lower back. And when was the last time you gave a blowjob? And everyone's like, oh, right before I came here. Oh yeah, last neck, well, my lower back. And my members the last time you gave a blowjob.

And everyone's like, oh, right before I came here. Oh yeah, last night, maybe two weeks ago or whatever. And Karen's like, honestly, I retired my mouth. I've had a lot of on my plate for the past two and a half years. Ah. Ah. Well, that's what the mouth is for. She's like, she's like, yes, yes, and all I had of a time at all.

It was really wonderful. I booked 19 cities across America for the retirement of my mouth toy, and now it is retired. She'll not be used anymore. And she's like, um, does Ray want everyone to know she hasn't slobbed the knob for over two and a half years? Probably not. But I'm a big proponent of, if you're not doing it, someone else is. Okay, stop making it the woman's fault that the man is cheating. Okay, I hate that. I hate that mentality.

It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's not the woman's fault. Okay, if she wants to rest her mouth, she can rest her mouth for a little bit. So how much do you masturbate? Karen's like not enough. Yeah. And basically they talk about how much they jerk off or whatever. And Ashley's like, well, with pregnancy things changed. And then some of them were more horny when they were pregnant. And some of them were less horny, but most were more horny. And then Karen was like, I was so horny when I was pregnant. One time I went to get a massage and I was like, I have to get out of here. And then Karen shares her masturbation story,

which is like, well, I have a pillow fetish. I like the pillows around me, and one in particular is my favorite. So I was like, wait, what? Is it a vibrating pillow? Yes, yes, it's a vibrating pillow. And like, well, do you dry hump? I just, no, I don't dry hump it, but I lay the pillow down and it's no longer dry. And they're like, oh, Karen. Playing this game. She's no longer dry. Can I get a shot, please? I love Karen's like, like, bed of vibrating pillows. I didn't even know that was a thing of vibrating pillow. I know Karen Karen can never decide. You know

she comes down like oh I'm a dildo. Oh really classless. Like that's her attitude through most of it and then it's like and then I come all over a pillow. I was like, what? What? What? So they get up and dance and you know have sexy time and there's like lots of quit music video cuts and then cannabis is just crawling all around. You know, like if we're on the kids' caron and then just else says again, can't just win that. Yeah. This is also just keeping score for every little thing. And the music's like, I'm famous, I'm famous.

Do you see me on TV? I was like, well, I was like, we are really, really trying to stretch this content here. So then after, it's just like, anyone want to share a kinky story? And Candace is like, well, Ashley would have the most kinky I'm sure. And so they're like, so yes, the story of you being an Abiza, and you picked up a stray on the street. She's like, well, I can't tell you too much, because I respect my husband, but we were at a concert venue,

and I saw a pretty lady, and she saw me, and then we danced, and then she put her hand down my pants, and she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. When did she wash her hands? Because my only thought is dirty hands on my vagina. Yeah, I mean, poor Candace. She's like, did they put chlorine down there first? So then they're all just like joking and robbing.

Who knows? Fully what Ashley's plan is. Goes, I feel like this is the first time ever that a group doesn't have real tension amongst each other. I'm like, do you forget that a member of your group is literally in a different country right now because there's so much tension that's heading to the courts? Yeah. And Ashley's like, well, okay, look, I just want to be transparent with you, Candace.

You're my friend, so I want to be honest. And when he's like, well, that's good. That's such a good thing to say that you're friends. And she's like, so I want you to hear it from me. Monique asked me to write a statement. And I did it because I'm worried about what could happen to her. And she's like, you're worried about what happens to her. Yeah. And when he's like, what is this statement, a statement to say how good Monique is? and she's like, well, I just was told to write what was seen publicly, so I wrote about what happened at the house, and you know, with the butternife, and what happened on social media, and at the reunion, and Wendy

is like, so basically it was to assassinate Candace's character. And she's like, no, it doesn't hurt Candace. It doesn't hurt Candace, which it sort of does hurt her. At the same time, Candace did all the stuff on camera. And just like, if Ashley wasn't going to say it, they just have to roll the footage. Roll that beautiful blue footage, Ronnie. So when he's like, yes, it does. They're trying to weaken her case by saying she has a temperament that someone will get physical with her. I'm like, she does. Like how much help often has she been held back from fighting? Her own mother hit her with a bag.

Yes. So I'm not saying it's warranted. You can't hit people. Okay, everyone stop. But down your fists. Okay, we're not saying it's okay. You can't hit people, okay? Everyone stop, but down your fists, okay? We're not saying it's okay. Yeah, but it makes me crazy because everybody is like,

well, you can't do this. I mean, she can do it because she's just going to the police over something that actually happened. Well, all this stuff actually happened, too. So if she can tell the truth and so can Monique, none of this is nice, we've seen it's on TV, guys. Yeah, I feel like there's been almost like a normalization of this case against Monique.

And we all agree that Monique never should have come so hard attacked, can't it's been violent with Candace, we all agree. I think our mindset is that everyone has to be accountable for their actions. And in this case, Monique's actions were way worse than what Candace did, but that being said, Candace still did contribute to this overall situation.

And well, obviously, I don't know why I'm debating this very obvious point, but the larger point is that, let's not forget that it was a bad fight, it was terrible, potentially even traumatic, but now Candace is now turned into a legal thing, which is like so above and beyond really what the situation merits. In my point of view, who knows?

I wasn't in the fight. So I feel like what's being lost here is this idea that this case is ridiculous. So talking about whether or not it was a good thing for Ash to write a statement. It's like, who cares about the statement? This whole case is so like, it's crazy. It's crazy, this is crazy case.

This is stupid, like this is stupid case is wasting everyone's time. It'll probably get thrown out. I don't remember what happens, but it'll probably get thrown out. It's like, you really are gonna potentially summon someone to jail over this. Like Monique was in the wrong

But like you know world where we have a jail system that is like overcrowded anyway Are we really gonna go down this path? Are we really going down this path? Please stop me before I rant any further on it So Chisel is like well the fact that they would even ask you when you weren't even there is questionable But she knew you would do it based on your friendship and she's like yeah we're friends and Candice is like oh really because she's taught cash money shit about you to me her and her husband and she's like well would I care about his actions and she's my friend she's playing the dog shit out of you and she's like well look you know my statement

compared to everybody else's I'm sure that mine doesn't hold much weight. And Robin's like yeah but you said that you wrote it as revenge. Oh okay Robin. Well now I mean listen we can't be mad we've been all we all up all up so long we're like why aren't they bringing the drama why aren't they bringing the drama now Robin is like who's those revenge like that's a lie Robin why why are you speaking up right now. And she's like I didn't say revenge and And she's also like, yes you did. You said you're even now. And when he's like, well that's fucked up.

And Ashley is like, you were heinous to me and my husband. And Candace says, well, okay, I see you Ashley. She will use anyone in this room to fuck with me. So don't say it doesn't affect me cause I'm dumb. I don't think Monique is a master manipulator. I think Monique is like, oh shit, now you're going to like try to send me to jail. So I need to get some more, I need to get an ally.

I don't think it's like, I don't think she this is Cersei, you know, to do a call back to Game of Thrones. Oh, that was I guess an Emily empowers. But either way, I don't think that this is like, scheming surcy. This is not Lee, Nick Beth over here. She's just like, fuck. I have this case, I need someone, I need to like,

have someone to stand up for me a little bit here. So I'm gonna call on Ashley, because she's the one I'm closest to. Yeah, and again, because this stuff actually happened. If they're like, hey, you know, we need somebody to say that she does get in people's face and she does act like she's going to get physical all the time. So we've been my witness and now she's like, sure, I hate the bitch. Like, why is everybody acting like that? So surprising. And Wendy's like, well, that's some snake shit.

And Ashley goes, what's sick? And she goes, no, I said, that's some snake shit. And she's like, well, if I'm singing to the person's face, how am I being a snake? And she's like, cause you saw an opening to get back at her and you move like that, that is some snake shit. I think Candace would have done the exact same thing, by the way. So Candace.

Yeah, by the way, Wendy, you were the one pulling the knife out of Candace's hand that night as I recall. And by the way, I do agree it is some snake shit. I'm just saying I think Candace would do that snake shit as well. Like they're saying it as if Candace wouldn't do that. So Candace is like, thank you, thank you for telling me. Thank you for telling me.

And I was like, it was defensive, my friend. She goes, your friend, you worried about the liar who cannot handle her mouth. And then I thought it was in her best interest to put her hands on me and then lie about it Cuz she couldn't take my mouth. Yeah, but your mouth is totally fine, right? So yeah, she's going off now, you know, she's like crying I said fuck you period and she's like okay. I respect your opinion

Robin goes we were doing so good Okay, I respect your opinion. Robin goes, we were doing so good. And Karen goes, well, it needed to be said. And then so Ashley leaves. And Karen says, what Monique did to you was absolutely wrong. And I begged her to apologize before the court, Candace. I'm gonna start yelling at her. They're like, whatever, Karen, come on.

And Wendy's like, she's a grown woman. You shouldn't need to tell her that. And Karen's like, listen, she said she was wrong. And Candace is like, she is saying that to you because she knows she could go to jail and she is bullshit. And I want you to know that you do not see when I see. And Karen's like, I know some things that you don't know. Mm. Square root of 49, how about that? Do you know that? Seven? Damn it.

All right, I'll put it. Now I know something else you don't know. Mm. What's green and walk through walls? Casper, the friendly cucumber? Damn it, you know that joke too. Two cumbersains. So Candace is like, what about the incident?

And just like, we were there, Karen, okay? And I was cracking up because they're fighting, there's crying, and Ashley walks off, and that eggplant is still just wobbling through the whole fight. I don't even know. Just wobbling. Wobble, wobble, wobble.

So Karen, so Karen, okay, what do you know that everyone else doesn't know? She's like, I can't say, it's legal. So then we see that actually Karen is not necessarily bullshitting. She's actually seen Candace's statement, Candace showed it to her. And in the statement, Candace admitted

that she quote unquote, released the glass on Monique in self-defense, which is kind of funny and Karen's like, she called it releasing. I'm waiting for her to tell the truth because I think part of it is that Candace hasn't, I guess me is Candace not enough front about the fact that she, in part of the face with the wine glass

and that's why Monique was writing. And so she's saying that she released it because if she doesn't admit it, I guess she would be lying, right? They would. It's clearly like a, it's clearly like a slippery way with words, right? I've released the glass.

It's like, what, what is that you released the glass? Like, he was like dropped it on the ground and Monique's face happened to be in the way. It's like, no, although by the way, let's not forget. Like we, we under during that moment when we saw that, like we understood that she was fully under attack and like we, we were not like, I can't believe she's swinging that glass. We understood that she was like, well, this isn't what she's swinging it. So what happened first?

This is what confuses me. Did she throw the glass of wine first and then Monique grabbed her hair? Well, that's what confuses me. Did she throw the glass of wine first and then Monique grabbed her hair? Monique says, Monique, we've kind of seen it a million times. I know, but now we just forgot. Monique says that the glass of wine was thrown at her and then she blacked out and it was self-defense. And when she came to, she was in fire hot tub or something.

But no, but what happened was that Monique was the first one who really put her hands on Candace. And some people on the internet have like slow-mo it down and actually said that the first person to put hands on anyone was actually Giselle on Monique to pull her away. And Monique thought it was Candace and whatever. But Monique was the one who first attacked. And she attacked really intensely and

And so and she wouldn't let go and that's why that's why afterwards That's why Candace was flailing with that that broken wine glass which was pretty scary No, because there was like a whole glass of wine in her face. There was I think that came after Monique Monique I think I believe and I'm too lazy to go back But I thought that Monique sort of pulled out, tugged at the hair at first and that's when the one... She was like flicking her hair or whatever. Yeah, that's when the one was.

Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was.

Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was. Yeah, that's when the one was first, then that's when she was slapped in the face with the wine glass. So that changes things.

I mean, either way, either way, Candace is saying she released the wine glass, which is just sort of a, it's very ambiguous language. And it's like a way to kind of sneak out of a situation. And so, and but now Candace is saying that Monique is a pathological liar where she's like, I don't think Monique is a pathological liar. And but Karen's like, it should never have gotten to this place. And Candice goes, yes, it should have. And she's

like, well, now it's in the judge's hands and my hands are up. My hands are up. And Karen, this tells her you have unmitigated gal. I think okay, Candice. So then the problem's like, so if she reached out to you now and said, this girl, girl, this has gotten out of hand. I'm really sorry. She goes, no, it's too late. And Robyn's like, yeah, I mean, you're probably more upset that she didn't reach out to in the first place, right?

It's like, you guys, doesn't she already have enough? I'm like, she doesn't need you to lead her, you know? But then Candace says yes. The Candace says yes, I am more hurt that she didn't reach out. I'm like, okay, so she didn't reach out. So therefore you're going to now like, now like take this to the legal system.

I just feel like this is just the epitome of a semi-frivolous suit. I mean, again, there was violence involved, so that's what I'm not saying it's fully frivolous, but it also feels like it was a bad fight, and it was bullshit, and Monique was totally in the wrong, and like, let the... I just feel like this is this is a situation where the consequences don't necessarily have to be like played out in the legal system. I feel like this is something that could be handled here. Yeah, so Canvas is like, I wake up every day thinking, what is coming next? What is coming next?

Like, okay now. And such as, like, Karen, hopefully you understand now. Why, we can't stomach you, defending her in any way. I'm just like, I'm not defending our neutral. And I'm like a car slowly rolling down a hill that you thought you parked safely. I'm in neutral Sliding away, so everyone's like good night good night. Well good night I'm in that eggplant just is left there to whip on the screen so fucking funny

Great eggplant work Editor yeah, and Candice of course is really elevating herself in the situation and she's like I have been loyal to Karen more than anybody will ever know and you're acting as if there's room to doubt and that to me feels like strategy. I'm like, you're the one who actually, you are actively, you have a lawsuit, you have a case. There's nothing speaks to strategy more

than bringing something to a court and then having to plead a case. That's literally strategy. So Ashley goes to FaceTime Michael and then Candace is calling Chris and so Candace is telling him tonight Ashley said she wanted to let me know she wrote a statement for Monique She doesn't want Monique to go to jail and her statement is to document how we interacted when she was in our home And at the reunion and then Ashley's telling Michael what happened and he's like, well, she's the liar. All right? I mean, you could have done a lot worse to her. She branched to knife at you.

That's criminal. I don't like that girl. I don't like her husband. Baby Dean, what do you have to say? I miss mommy's milk. Daddy's milk tastes like hair. Insigarettes. Where we when we knew mommy isn't as good as old mommy. New mommy keeps taking off her top. Where we're all right. That's enough out of you, baby, Dean.

And Candace is telling Chris, do you remember when we were sitting in the Samuel's home and what was Monique saying? And he's like, well, she was talking shit about Ashley and saying, she doesn't forgive that hoe and she doesn't give a shit about her or her husband. And she's like, she is a snake. Yeah. And Chris is basically like, don't focus on the negative people. Focus on the ones who are on your team.

Like, what's the name of that gay? Who always hangs out and says, yes, everything you say? Think about him. He's great. Cliff, would you please call Chris and remind him of that gay? Who always hangs out and says, yes, everything you say? Think about him. He's great. Cliff, would you please call Chris and remind him of your name? Ring ring. He just called his name as Cliff. He does everything for me.

He's my sunshine. Well, looks like the drama will be ratcheting back up again next week when they come back to Potomac. And Karen has a Wigshift shift party and Monique shows up despite Karen saying that she wasn't gonna have her there and then Monique does show up and Karen hugs her and is like oh Monique! So that should be real fun. So that brings us to the end of Potomac everybody. Go check out Marges

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