Watch What Crappens - RHOP: For All Mal-Intents and Purposes

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

Wendy's burn party leads to messy accusations at the Indigo Octopus during this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Afterwards, it's time to jet to Miami for some bedroom battles and a potentially consequential phone call with oh well you know Peter Thomas.Catch us on cam with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74661790?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi. So handsome. I'm waiting for Bueller to pop into frame because that's one of the great highlights of this feature. If you don't have that on demand, he's not there yet. We're, we're all come. He's in his little bed. He's ignoring me.

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take a seat 10 o'clock East Coast, 7 o'clock West Coast. And I don't think there's any other very pressing news at the moment, unless I missed anything, Ronnie. Did I miss anything? No. You didn't miss anything, man. I missed nothing.

I missed nothing. It's Monday. We are ready to go. So let's like dive right into it. It's a real house, so it's a Potomac Day. And I noticed Ronnie, the editors were changing things up a little bit. I don't know if you noticed this, but this season,

the vibe has been before we started a scene. We see a beautiful piece of scenery, and then we drain all the color from it because it died in front of our eyes. But now today, we see it in full color and then it fades to black and white and then it comes back to color again. Did you notice that? I did. I'm not sure.

There has to be some kind of theme going. I think it's like Karen just slowly sucking life force in to reanimate every once in a while and then flickers like a TV because you know, Karen's Karen's kind of giving us that year this year. You know, sometimes she's like, hmm, well, let me tell you about the dirty bird. I can't eat anymore. And then sometimes she's like, why is all this fighting? I'm like, plug Karen into the interstitials. Give yourself. She's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, it's like the flower coming back to life. It does sort of remind me of the old TV

set I had growing up, because we didn't have cable growing up, so it was all rapid years. And like when the color drains, like the signal is bad, it sort of had that look, you know, you're fiddling in the back of the TV trying to get your, your V wave or whatever it was called or S scroll or each, each bar. He get it already, you know, it's kind of like Karen's TV present day.

Yeah. Um, well, you know, they did energize her, got put on her blonde wig looked all pretty in this vacation day. Now listen guys, Potomac should be able to leave the country right. I don't think anyone's going to jail on this show. Okay. We've got Salt Lake City already having to stay close because Jen can't go anywhere. Come on. I need you guys to go to like Tokyo. Do something Miami. I mean no offense to Miami. But like I don't need me more to go to Tokyo. Do something, Miami. I mean, no offense to Miami, but I don't need me more of that. Okay, I need other things. I need to see Karen with figuring out how to eat fa.

You know? Send it to Vietnam. Okay, Karen being like, now is this Bond for you? It's Bond me. No, but it's mine. It's Bond me. Yes, like I said, No, but it's mine. It's bond me. Yes, like I said, bond me, it's mine.

Yes, bond mine. There are a few of us we're going to share. We'll have a bonus. A bonus, am I right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Um, well, didn't they go abroad? Didn't they go to like, where did they go? Like two years ago, where they didn't they go abroad? Didn't they go to like, where did they go like two years ago where they didn't go with Monique? It was like they went to like Madira or something like that. With the day go, they go to Portugal. You know what, it doesn't matter.

So they've actually had some very lux trips. They went to like the South of France. They went to, they went, I think they went to Portugal or somewhere in the area. Yeah, so I need something. I mean, maybe that's for later in the year, but I don't know. I don't need a Miami trip. I need more.

Okay. They're not going to San Diego. Well, that's Salt Lake City. Salt Lake San Diego. We're going to San Diego, Arizona and San Diego. You know, Salt Mead. Well, at least they're vacation bad. Isn't dictated by where like, South I'm so known San Diego. You know, so I'm neat. Come on guys, bring me the glamour.

At least there vacation path isn't dictated by where like Southwest Airlines will travel to. So, um, no, that's my personal vacation path. So, um, uh, anyway, so there are, we're still at the vineyard from the burn party, Wendy's burn party. And um, Ashley, like everyone has stormed off and everything. Or well, actually no, only Robin has, but Ashley is still confronting Candace, that she's heard that Chris has been in some other people's DMs.

Right. And she heard this from her friend Deb, who is that like thirsty mom that we knew was going to be trouble. You remember when we knew when she came in that first scene? She's like, Ashley, how are things going with Candace? Oh, I really care. She's got like a weird, just way about her where she's making it all about Ashley. Like, how do you feel?

How's it going with Michael? And we knew she was just being a sneak from a mommy's group who was gonna come in and try and take over. And we knew it. I saw it in you, Deb. Yeah. So she was doing that. She's like, oh yeah, it was sitting on me too try and take over. And we knew it. I saw it in you, Deb. Yeah. So she was doing that.

She's like, oh yeah, it was sitting on me too, at this party. So Ashley told Candace and Candace, arguing with the craziest hair she's probably ever had to argue with. I just want to set something on top of it because it's like real big here on the sides and then real flat on top. It looks like she's trying to get up from a plane seat.

Like, you know when the plane lands and you're trying to get up, but you get up too early and then you have to stand in that weird way where your head's kind of up because it's... I was going to go with Ludwig von Bowser, but I'll... On a plane. On a plane. I've been in charge of him plane like Ludwig is of course Ludwig is the person who stands up like immediately and then hangs over the scene. Yeah And you know that this the flight attendants are like oh my god. He is such a Ludwig There goes Ludwig von Bowser like Ludwig von Bowser used to have actually like perfectly styled hair But now his hair just naturally follows that pattern Yeah, so like perfectly styled hair, but now his hair just naturally follows that pattern. Yeah. So she's told canvas, oh well now you know how I feel to have someone

attacking your husband along those lines. And Candice has said, the vindictiveness, the nastiness, the evilness, you are a lying as vindictive as lying a bitch. Yeah. Which is what I say to be a lair every time he takes too long outside. So, um, can, yeah, I can't, this is like Ashley, your husband likes to leave you and go to a man named bleep's house and suck his dick. Now, by the way, whoever this, this high class escort is, I think it's time for you to come out of the closet because I don't want to have to do all these bleep.

There's a lot of bleeps on this episode and it's all because of this person. Okay. Unsheath yourself. Let us make yourself. Don't unsheath yourself. Don't unsheath. Stay safe over there. Stay safe.

Sex worker. I will say this though. Terrible sex work. Okay. Terrible. You don't get to just go tell people who you're fucking. I mean, what the hell, what about HIPAA? What about DICKA?

You know, like DIPAA. DIPAA. No, no, DIPAA's not a, DIPAA's literally not like not sexual. What is HIPAA stand for? Health and, I don't know. Health and, and pretty people. Whatever. DICKA and pretty people, whatever it is.

Yeah, DICKA. Yeah, DICKA. Yeah, Dicca. You need to have some coothed, sir, and you need to not be telling people who's sucking your dick for money. You are getting paid for this. Are you gonna be refunding that money? I mean, that's horrible.

That's just horrible. That's because you should have your license taken away. Yeah, yeah, it's like, you're like a reporter who gave up his sources. Okay. You have failed the ethics of your position. That being said, as long as you've already failed it, might as well come out of the closets. That way we could all like see you and welcome you into this universe. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, if you're going to do it, do it, but don't like try and take the fucking side-dorian through Candace. Like, what are you like, a Gorgah? You're like DMing people just trying to get on the show. Maybe it was, maybe it was like, uh, Hermann. What's his name again?

Alexia's exes, uh, Cigarette lover, Hermann. Hermann, Miami. Hermann. Oh, well, you know. Oh, well, you know, it's Cigarette lover. You know, you're just making the rounds the hottest. Now that was and see he had some coup. He didn't come on

and show his face. He didn't even show up to that meeting where we were supposed to meet him. Now that is a good hooker. That's a good hooker. He's like, do I really want to give up my, my space in this industry for one scene on a show that's on peacock. No, I don't. Exactly. Yeah, but they're not even paying me for probably. So, yeah, she's like, your husband likes to get his dick sucked at the roundup. And me and guys, I'm not drunk on a for a while. And now she's like, are you deflecting? Are you off the path? Are you trying to, are you trying to have the blast path and deflect? And Candice goes, no, because Chris, Chris ain't sucking no Dix.

And so then Karen's like, hmm, or second Dix, we can't do that. No, no, we can't do that. She has a lot of her like lower lip coming out today. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I wasn't supposed to talk about this person, but he says Michael Darby is a client of his and that's what you're asking it. Okay, I was just, I was trying to hold onto this. You wanted smoke, so, uh, here you go. Here's your smoke. Yeah. Meanwhile, this escort has been waiting for her to blow this smoke. I mean, that's the whole reason why he told Candace, right? He's like, I'm telling you this that way, you can put it on the show. Michael probably stiffed him at some point. I don't mean in

that way. Okay. He probably did not pay his bill. And so now his revenge was he was going to out Michael. He's like, I'm just going to tell Candace. And then Candace has been sitting on it for three seasons. And he's been waiting. He's like, thank you. Finally, he brought it to the group. Come on now. I know, you know, I know that we're supposed to be thinking certain things like we're supposed to be horrified at gayness. Okay. We're supposed to be thinking certain things, like we're supposed to be horrified at gayness, okay? We're supposed to be horrified that Michael was conceding again. We're supposed to be horrified that it was a hooker and that the hooker doesn't have

a name. And we're supposed to be so scandalized. Here's what I'm scandalized by. The hooker gave up names, shame on you. Second, Michael Darby can just stay hard all over town. I mean, what's that man taking? Is it a supplement? Is it a shake?

Is it a cream? Is it prayer? Tell me what it is. I mean, I don't walk around impotent. I don't think. But I haven't really tried to be honest that much lately. It's like, you don't know if your doorbell works because nobody ever comes to the door.

It's kind of thing. But whatever it is, good for you, Gollum. I mean, that guy's a champion. He is a horny on anything and everything. Like, sometimes I fear for the Lincoln Memorial, that big ol' crotch right there, ready for the taking. So Candice, Michael, obviously, just climbing up. We're going on a little tour. He's God bless America. I hear something about Lincoln logs. Let my people go. Wait, was that Moses? For score.

I think 20 shlongs ago. I got my dick sucked at the roundup, Bob Blank. So Canvas is like, well, Ashley, you need to watch what you say. And Ashley's like, well, I said what I said and I heard what I said. And when I said it, that's what I said when I said about it. And she's like, you are making shit up, Ashley. And then Wendy lights her lighter. And she's like, burn it. That's a burning it. That's burning right now. I think there've been enough burning sensations around Michael Darby. So Ashley is like, I know Michael Darby's fucking enough people. Somebody's going to feel

some burning at some point. Okay. Just let it happen naturally. This has been plenty of burning. So Ash is like, I hear everything about Michael and I process and I deal and then I go on through extreme denial and you're not hearing, okay? You're not hearing. And Kair, this is like, you come from a decrepit, disrespectful marriage with her Shakespeare talking this year like, gosh, yeah.

And Ashley's like, well, just remember the pendulum swings the other way. And she's like, oh no, honey, we know the Lord, so we don't do that. I don't fucking know what Candace is talking about, okay? But Candace, you just gave up your moral high ground. By the BT Dubs, okay? And you were doing so well, it's only episode was it six or seven or something?

I was like, wow, Candace is really holding onto that good guy for dear life. She kind of gave up that moral high ground. Now that said, it is Michael Darby. So it's not like you're going to be like, well, I'm going to stand for Michael Darby right now. But I don't think she had moral high ground. I think she just had moral sidewalk. It's kind of like Ashley is like the grassy part.

And then Michael Darby is like the mud and that grass, like the sprinklers have just gone off. And Candace is just like a sidewalk, but she's not nicely higher. She's at the same level. She's just the different texture, you know? Okay, I like that. So Candace is saying something about knowing the Lord and then I just thought yeah

that time Jesus multiplied fishes and loaves and a Q's Peter of getting his dick sucked by a gay guy at the cross-up okay. Look what are you doing Candace and so Wendy's like hey hey hey hey hey hey hey I appreciate you ladies I appreciate you. Here's like thank you for having a friend. Thank you for not serving me. It's one of that dirty bird. It's like thank you for having a friend. Thank you for not serving me. It's one that dirty bird. This burn session. Comes back to life. But she's going to go because she's just so above all of this. She's going to go wait in the van. And I love that

every time somebody walks off in this episode, they have to go sit in that nasty van without the air conditioning on. Stay at the restaurant. What do you think you're doing? Robin. Robin having a huge walkoff and she's just stuck sitting there in the van. And some poor Uber drivers going to have to drive 30 minutes to get her.

So then so Robin's in the van and he's like, I have wine. They wouldn't let me take the battle, but I have a glass of wine for you and Karen's like Lord And Rob is like my Uber is so 30 minutes out. I'm like you're really gonna take an Uber you have a sprinter van for crying out She ended up going in the sprinter right? She probably probably so now Ashley is talking to Wendy and she's like, well, I wanted to bring it up in front of Jacelle

because like, when I was at Candice's house, she kept saying, oh, Jacelle's being phony and she's just saying all this because like she just wants to say this in front of the group and although I was saying to her, it was like with me, I was saying that she was looking at her and with this, it's like information with my friend.

It's just like, maybe he needs a little check to say, like, maybe I'm being a little too friendly. I'm like, nothing about that monologue made sense, by the way. No, that made sense. That's not that bad. That's not that bad. It doesn't explain why you brought it up in front of you. Because she goes, I wanted to bring it up in front of

Giselle because, and then like, there's no call back to why that's had anything to do with the cell. Yeah. You brought it up because you planned to do this with the Giselle and you're gonna stick to it. And Candace didn't really have good enough of a spread to keep you on her side. You know, because like when a housewife has you over

for a one-on-one where you make up, but then they're just putting leftovers and shit on a big tray. I mean, that was sushi. That was like some old grocery store choosie. You knew, you knew, you knew, you knew, I don't know what I said. Sushi, you know that rice was dry. You know like when you have next day sushi and the rice is all like, and they're eating

it at the formal dinner table too. I don't think we really just really internalize that, but like, that's like, if you're going to have a gab session, you put that thing out. Like, first of all, you either put it out on the kitchen island and you sit in around the kitchen island, Cynthia Bailey style, or you go into like the den area, but the formal dining room shows that you're really not you're not really interested in having like your sort of it's perfunctory. It's gonna be an ultimately an silicone uncomfortable formal experience. Right. It's that formal room,

like where you walk in and you're not allowed to go to the rest of the house unless they like you more. And then you can move to the next room, you know. Yeah. It is that, but to be fair, she can't do it on those catches because they're those tough to dimple catches, where it's like, you know, there'll be like a little piece of sushi rice in one of those little fucking tuts for the last year of life. So you can't eat them there. There's tuffs for the last year of life.

So you can't even there. There's worst decision ever by the way this catches. Also if you're going to have every scene in this room, would you design it? Because it looks crazy still. It looks insane. I know. Like it has a formal dining room with like a wet bar as their centerpiece from the meat. Like in the foyer.

Come on. It feels like it's in the foyer too. It drives me nuts. So meanwhile, I'll out at this winery, there's a balcony area, so Candace and Giselle are sitting out there, and for some reason, it's like 10 degrees out there in that section of the winery. And Candace is like, I wanted to talk to Giselle,

so you think they're now gonna kind of put this storyline to bed. That's what I felt like, okay, we had this storyline, they're gonna put it to bed, whatever. So Giselle's making small talk, She's like, look at the view. Wow. Did you see the view? What? Can you see the view? With your crazy hair right now? Wow. Just yes. It's lovely. So anyway, I wanted to talk to you one on one recording artist to non-requording artists. The last time that we spoke, I had to get up and leave, but I wanted to make sure I was clear on understanding your feelings and where you are.

Because you mentioned that you all went into your dressing room and you were uncomfortable. So it sounds almost like Candice is now ready to kind of be chill about this. Well, but you know she's not because Candice is like sitting there with a poster, a poster board size cling next getting it, trying to get ready to go. You know we're going to go. She's just actually taking the tablecloth. But also by the biggest clue is that she just got into a fight with Ashley. So at this point, you think, okay, time for me to recruit allies, put this thing to

bed with Jazeal, get her on my side. Candace doesn't care. Camtus is so big in her own mind right now, like showing up indoors with sunglasses all the time. Like she's like on that horse where she's like, I know Trina. I've got a back door into Trina's AOL account. Oh, you might want to respect me. I don't need friends on this show.

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Fucking Giselle. She is making it sound. And tell me if you got this impression too, or if it's just my level of paying attention that is low, we already know that. But wasn't Jacelle making it sound like they did the reunion? Chris said, I wanna talk to you. Let's go to your room, like her hotel room.

If it's just the dressing room, who cares? Because now we find out today it's the dressing room. Candice says, so then you went to your dressing room and she says, yeah, I think it was actually one in the same. She was sleeping in her dressing room or they just didn't have dressing rooms on this reunion desk. No, I think that sometimes they use

hotel rooms as dressing rooms. That's my theory. Oh, because I don't know, because yeah, okay, I see. I see. I'm, it's gonna be a third option. Yeah, yeah, you can't do that. My eyes are bleeding. This is our version of inception. I'm like, oh. This is our version of Inception. It's like, blah, blah, blah. I mean, it's just been a while. But we'll just curve them on it. So Candice is indoors, not wearing sunglasses. I'm like, what's happening?

Train us like, listen to me. There's a sprinter van slowly going over a bridge for two hours. Karen's just zapping in and out of. What, let's key slow. Okay, so anyway, just so making it sound like it was her hotel room, which now could be both things. I thought made it sound much darker than it was. Because in your dressing room,

there's always a bag of Fritos clothes and an assistant to hand you those Fritos. You know what I mean? It's a much different setup. Or anything from the larger Fritoly, you know, family of products. Let's be honest. Or that one sad apple or spotted banana that's always there too.

Or that like really sad, like nature's harvest bar that no one really wants. Except us because we put them all in our backpacks every single time. sad like nature's harvest bar that no one really wants. Except us because we put them all in our backpacks every single time. So, yes, so they're talking about that. So Canvas is getting the story straight possibly so she can flip it on her, right? So she's like, so what exactly, Me too? And she's like, well, I'm in a room with a man that's not mine and the door is closed. And Candace

is like, right, and so I asked him to go outside and he immediately did. And that's it. And I thought you should know. Yeah. And Candace is like, so you're saying that he suggested that you all talk in your room because he said, yes, yes asked you to talk and you suggested your room. No, no, no. And when you got into the, she was like, and when you got into the room, he said we should leave the door open. And she goes, well, I don't recall him saying that,

if you said that, then he knew it was inappropriate, which is my point. So then Candace is like, well, if that there implies some sort of malintent, which is the new word I'm creating. So for you to say that, Mal, that's Mal. Yeah, my sister's not on the shun at land anymore, so I came up here to Potomac. Hi, I'm Mal, this is my intent. You created such Malintent that Mal shows up.

Mal, Mal, whatever her last name is. So she's like, that's a word, isn't it malintent? Why are you saying that's not a word? Well, because I was getting squiggles. Okay, I'm going to look it up. I'm going to look it up. I just did. It says, what is the meaning of malintent?

The intentional or desire to cause harm, mal, well, malice. So malintent to word, no, malintent is not in the Scrabble dictionary. Well, it's not in Scrabble. That's what you just said, right? Well, no, but I didn't say that, but I will pretend like I said that. But it says it's all I said was I was getting swiggles on my document. Every time I pretend I telling my document. I was like, that I'm sorry, you're, excuse me, hi, this is your spell check here. And I'm sorry, we're not gonna be able to accept that word, malintent.

But you can't use a synonym like David Bedore. Ha! Ha! Ha! This malintent of word. It's not technically a real word. Well, you know what? My mom has screwed me up for a lot of this stuff,

because she says stuff that I guess she makes up. But I always thought it was a word because my mom would be like, did you do that with Malintent? I'd be like, mom, I left my shoes in the living room. I'm sorry. Was it with Malintent? Cynthia Bailey's sister's gonna show up

on the front yard of this vineyard in a tent. It's Mal intent. It's a new thing I'm working on for Bravo. Mal intent. This ball, Bravo is asking the question, would any people want a dig? No, if she lived in a tent, it's a new show. Mal intent airing at 1 a.m. on Fridays. Mal, where is my, where's my welcome mat? I was gonna repaint it, that was my intent.

I just didn't get around to it. Mal, another case of malintent. Hehehehe, sleeping out on the front lawn of the tent. With intentions. Hehehehe. I actually was planning to sleep in a bed. That was my malintent. My malintent was asleep in a bed, but now I'm malintent.

Mal meant to sleep in the backyard in a tent, but I only made it to the front yard. Born it. I just got squashed by my own malintent. This spring on bravo Right after love with that borders, but now that's a year it darn it malintured Let's try to come up with something like mal is hurt, but the best I could come up with was malintent My intention was to get it done.

So um, which is how it's like, well, I don't know Candice. It's a simplest, I don't want to be in the room with the married man. And Chris could be doing things that he feels comfortable with, but the other ladies don't. Okay, but that's not what you said, Jazel. You said Chris came into the room. He was being sneaky. And you were under the impression that he was trying to see if you were down. And if you were going to fuck him, that is what you said. So if you're so brave and you're going to throw this stuff out here and show it up and spit it back in someone's face, like, you don't give a shit, at least be honest.

Yes. I just wise. I mean, I've been on the record feeling like Jazelle is trying to whip up something here that isn't there. I am on the record, and I continue to be on the record, and I will not repeal that. However, I was thinking about something. It's like slightly devil's advocatey, just like Lewis from below.

DECK Adventure. But I was thinking like, I can imagine a world in which I'm, let's say I'm Jacelle and you're Ashley. We're just like chitchatting. Like, and we're not on a TV show where you say, oh yeah, Chris, like, Chris, I got into my DMs. It was kind of weird.

And I say, and I say something. You're doing things. Ashley, you're doing my TikTok dance while we chat. And I say something like, yeah, you know, I had sort of like a weird moment at the reunion where like Chris wants to talk and then we were like in a room alone together and it's like, can you please actually go outside because this is like a little weird. I can imagine having a moment where you're comparing notes and if nothing more, you're not saying like, oh, he's a predator.

It's just like, oh, funny. I sort of had a weird moment too. Yeah, maybe Chris should be more aware of like, like he may not realize he's sort of created, has these things that could make people uncomfortable. So I can believe it or not, I can actually imagine a conversation where that happens, but it all gets changed because it's on TV,

so you wonder like, what is the real intent? So I still believe, I'm still totally aligned with you, but I just start to think in this moment, like I can also imagine this, I can see the devil's advocate side of this too, as well. For those of you here. Well, I mean, I was kind of hinting last week, just them talking about it so much,

or just us talking about them talking about it so much. It starts becoming more of a possibility in your mind. I mean, look, I can see it being a possibility that Chris creeps people out, creeps me out. I think he's a fucking creep. I don't like how he like speaks really like when he gets around black people and really outs up his black scent. I think that's a little like cringe. It is. I mean, you know, the way that he talks to the some of the ladies sometimes or fights with them cringe, you know his anger. So I can see Chris being a creep. It's just how this is all being brought up and presented. It's like it's not landing how they want, you know, right? Because it's at the end of the day, even if Jacelle were having actually a pretty innocent observation, like yeah

He did something kind of weird too. She knows that she's on TV and she knows just by merely saying that it's going to be much larger than that too. Yeah, so I don't know. I can see him being a creep so it's a big deal for me to say wow, stop trying to call him a creep. Because I would normally be on board with calling him a creep. He's the normal way to address this would be if Jacelle said, you know, I don't think he was trying to be a creep, but because the moment that I requested that, he totally honored it. But maybe he doesn't aware of, isn't aware of how he maybe groups people out by accident. Like, that's how you do it and that's how you squash it, you know? Right, but she can't do that because she's already said she thinks he's trying to get

with her and be sneaky weak. So what she said. So anyway, but again, here we are talking about it for half an hour. So you see it becomes more real on my head. And now the more I talk about it, I'm like, up, down with Chris! Get him! You know, so I guess it does kind of work. But they just keep going out at week after week.

So then we cut back to the van. And Karen is like, like well you missed out Actually said it to spring fling summer fling duckie duckie in a ring party that gris came on to somebody else Oh And Robin's like Was she specific Okay settle down Alex Trebek so then Ashley is like back inside as she, no, I'm not vindictive and I'm not trying to be vindictive, but like when I saw my friend yesterday and she asked

me if they were still together, you know, like Chris and Candice and the producer and and then the producer's like, who is this friend? And that's when we find out it's it's Deborah Deborah. And she's like, Oh, Deborah is a friend of mine, who am I my mom group? And I'm not good at sitting on these kind of things. But you should see what Michael's going to sitting on. Bern. But I like that Deborah also gets an editor's clip.

So good. So then we see a clip of the Spring Fling Party and Deborah up at the bar, getting a drink, and Chris, at the end of the bar, reading his phone completely ignoring her. I'm not sure. Wow. They really have a lot of footage of Chris

paying negative attention to these, like, well, not negative attention, but you know what I mean? Less than zero attention to these people that are accusing him. I'm like, you gotta love that for Chris. Yeah, I mean, it's so rare that Bravo can't even dig up anything and make it look bad.

I mean, Michael Darby, they just, anything, they have just endless amounts of footage of him looking creepy, but Chris, they just the best thing to do is him just checking his phone. Yeah. Now if they were making their storyline about Chris texting too much, okay. You know, we're like, Chris is always on looking at sports betting or something like that. I would believe that because he's always staring at his phone, but everything else, not good evidence. Yeah.

So now we go back to Candace, who's not crying. Now she's fully crying, and she's like, you could have called me, and you didn't, because you wanted to wait for an opportunity to do it on a platform to cause the most hurt to somebody who hasn't been anything but kind to you and made you duck case ideas. And that is what is fucked up, not that he made duck quesadillas, but that you did this. You are the reason why people cannot come forward with sexual assault allegations. And of course she's like, what are you trying? Oh, she's spitting a full coaster, just covering half of it to her eye.

And she's like, that is not true. She's like, yes, you are the reason that people cannot come forward with sexual assault allegations. And she goes, you say things that have no basis. I have no back. I think that's the reason why people don't come forward with sexual assault reasons, because when they do, people say that instead. Yes, I mean, if you want to get technical,

people don't come forward because people call them a liar. Yeah. So that's the big thing. So, because people call them a liar. Yeah, so that's the big thing. So, uh, uh, uh, Jizel's like, well, I just said, you said, I just wanted you to, wait, so I, what I just said, you said, you understand how it has no big, what? I don't know what you're right.

What I just said, I, what I just said, you said, you understand, uh, but now it has no big sissa, are you kidding? Thank you. And she's like, well, if anything, I'm being an advocate for women to come forward with their truth, because I'm not lying. And so she's just like, okay, Candace, whatever. And Candace is like, okay, okay. So they get up and Candace is crying, giggling her tears.

And the editors just go zoom and close up on this glass of wine sat right in the center. Yeah, all alone. I noticed that. I was like, wait a second, am I missing something here? Was this the spinning top from inception? This season, the Con Film Festival is proud to be for that. It's like what are you guys doing?

The crying golems sadness. We're not the palm door. So now Ashley and Wendy are, they're inside toasting to the event and then Ashley chugs her wine and then, I don't know why I wrote that down. That was one of those things where I thought this will be important.

And so Candice is like, she just wants to go to the van and she's like, it's incredibly hurtful to me how Jacelle could act like she doesn't understand how damaging what she is saying is she is an evil cut fitness and a refuse to have my intelligence tap danced on. So go to hell. So then Jacelle is in the van now and she's like, wow, Ashley dropping bombs on people saying Chris was propositioning people at the bar feeling her butt. Let's be clear. The winery was a disaster and Wendy can't own shit. By the way, I think I feel like this was a subtle acknowledgement that Candace won her fight because Giselle did not go into the Sprinter van to report how unhinged Candace was. She went in, like she didn't say she just accused me of being the reason why sexual

assault is not reported. She was like, wow, Ashley, crazy. Am I right? Nothing else happened. Well, Juzelle's not, she's good at starting stuff, but she's not good at winning these fights. You know, so I think she's just learned to have attended. It didn't happen.

Like that last reunion where she just got ripped limb from limb. I will never forget that. Just watching her, I mean, three solid hours of just self just getting her ass handed to her and her just giving that annoyed look like she's having nothing to say. She just like move, you just got to move forward. Also did Ashley say that Deb had accused Chris of propositioning her and feeling her butt? No, she did not say that. I thought it was the reason the butt part. I thought it was that Chris got into Ashley's DMs.

I think Jacelle added some flavor text to that. Yeah, some little bullish. So anyway, it's a little embellish. So anyway, it sounded like she had a lot of... Melentent. So let's go see Michelle Thomas, divorce attorney. Who looks completely amused to be on this show. I love Michelle Thomas, divorce attorney. She just like puts her head back and looks like really?

The whole scene. She's like, oh my God, I got a call from Marla yesterday that Ash had our became for her, her office asking about pre-nubs and now she's coming to my place. Oh my God, I can't wait to tell Marla everything. So Ashley has decided to see a lawyer because everyone in her life is told her to see a lawyer. So she's gonna do it. And so Michelle Thomas divorce attorney is like, um, hi, I'm Michelle Thomas divorce attorney.

You say, I thought I was at the dentist. Oh, sorry, that was a malintent. Ooh, malintent del office. You know, when I write papers, I like to start my paragraphs with some space in between the margin and the first word. I call that malindent. We need to fix that cap on 30. Sorry it was 21. Welcome to malindental. Now unfortunately the dentist that you wanted was Thomas Michelle. I'm Michelle Thomas, a lawyer. Oh, okay. Well, I guess I'll talk to you. Well, I'm Michelle Thomas, a lawyer. Oh, okay, well, I guess I'll talk to you.

So, I just love that she's like, well, after everyone said I should see a lawyer, I thought maybe you could idea to see a lawyer. Like, why did everyone have to tell you what part of going into a divorce proceeding tells you not to get a lawyer? If there's literally divorced lawyers, there's divorce. Actually, it's faking.

Actually, it's faking and she knows what she's gonna bring her more money in the long run. Yeah, okay. You want like half of a bunch of what she's gonna bring her more money in the long run. Yeah, okay. You want like half of a bunch of shit he's gonna be hiding, which is gonna be $5 a week, or do you want to just keep the money train flowing when you still have access to some accounts as a married person? Okay. Yeah. I mean, she literally tells us at the end of the scene. She's like, I'm just stalling because I have to stay separated for a year, so I kind of don't want it to be hell. So, um, so she starts starts saying she's telling Michelle's like okay so tell me what's going

on and she's like oh well you know we started a relationship we were sort of like lose her sexually like I'm bisexual and we both partake in that like I don't know like sometimes we'd like go down to a barn like me to girl and be like you want to come home with us you want to see Michael's printout bar, you know, maybe put on some porn. I don't know like some of some of us use like cucumber or some of us actually use like a butt punch. She's like whoa this is like a lot of information just tell me about the divorce. When time we were watching Mariah Carey and I felt the thumb up my butt and I thought okay okay I'm up my bat and I thought, okay, okay. That's enough. I was watching Inception and I kept hearing the music

be like, blah, blah, blah, but I was just like Michael in my bottle and I was like, Michael, you're running the movie. Okay, that's more than enough. I don't need all that. I don't need all that. So she's like, well, you know, there's other issues in marriage and there's child support, there's alimony.

Do you guys have a prenup? And she's like, yeah, so obviously any wealth before the marriage would remain his, but our eight year anniversary was last month. So anything he made since that would be marital property under section A, little letter B in the outline of the... I was like, whoa, Ashley's been... Ashley gets real smart when you come to what she can get in this marriage.

You go girl. Yeah. And then like she said, you know, the rest are the process without an attorney. And Michael is going to send a proposal and to keep things fair, and Michelle goes, well, the only issue is you have to know if you can trust him to be forthcoming about all that, like should he be, you know, like should, like, you know, well, everything be divided, you know,

equally, et cetera. And, you know, you're just, you're not in a position to consider anything, but in front of you without there being some exchange of financial data or analysis. And she's like, um, um, okay. Well, um, okay. Um, hey, so I'm open to a proposal because I do think it'd be fair. And I mean, she's basically just giving us bullshit now.

Now she just, she's saying, yeah, no, I think it'll be totally fair. I'm a total team player. I want to give Michael the benefit of the doubt. She's about to go in for the kill. Yes. And this lady's like, well, okay, well, here's how it works. You know, if the sources of funds is your spouse and he's not signing something that says you will own that house without him, then he's probably, you know, this isn't good. He can claim that house. And, you know, she basically tells her what everybody already knows because of common sense. And she's like, wow, well, now after talking to you and Googling a few things, I feel way more confident. And she's like, I did not get my degree on Google.

Stupid hooker. Now get the hell out. Okay. And then he's like, Hi. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Well, I'm going to tell Michael he can take custody of that trick

talk dance. I mean, I don't have to see it again. Okay. So now it's Mia and a spa. And she's with Cherice and Jacqueline. And Mia's like, Jacqueline and I have been friends since high school. And like, she hated me in the beginning,

but once she realized that I'm actually a writer, we've been inseparable ever since, and I have her back and she got mine. They've been selling this. Every episode Mia gives the, like, the, like, here's Jacqueline, I've known her since high school. I feel like we're in like an episode six or seven by now

I think we'd like no Jacqueline is unless they're setting up this huge fight that they're gonna have in real life Maybe that's gonna be part of the season. I think so because Jacqueline keeps going like oh well sometimes we fight like Sisters and sometimes we get a long like sister. I'm like, okay, you're playing this up too much. Just fight already I know have one of your big stupid fake fights Also, I like that they were at the courted spa. That's what it's called It's like it's someone trying to marry the spa and the spa said no the court Wait a courted courted here courted like you so would say Quartet oh

That's where I'm gonna get my divorce proceedings. Oh, that's where I'm gonna get my divorce proceedings. No, that's course. Not the court of the law. I'm a writer. So, Cherisa arrives and Mia's like, I love Cherisa. I think her darling, I'm Cherisa, but too awesome, too awesome.

I mean, look, I love that her eyebrows just slide off of her face all the time and she doesn't even care. Ha-ha-ha. Hashtag don't give too much. I love that her nostril sometimes rests on her chin but the other one is up on her eyeball. Doesn't care. Mm-hmm.

So they have some champagne and,rius is like, I have a question for you. How's your health? And she's like, oh, wow, and so came from now, I have a swollen lip nose and a lump, but it's not an emergency. I've so much left to do in this world. How much left to do in this world? Like organized brochures in every state of the union. That is my goal. That's me, I just so much to give. So much to do. So me starts talking about like her childhood and how Jacqueline's mom took her in at one

point and how her mom had drug abuse issues and her dad died in prison and everything. And Jacqueline's like, we're like sisters, we fight like sisters, we make up like sisters. Remember when I said this two minutes ago? Yeah, I'm saying it again, because you don't know her journey, but it took her a lot to get here.

Wow, she took that driver's, driver's ed course about six times. I mean, when I say it took her a lot to get here, it was a lot of learning how to drive. Well, I'm gonna do a challenge. I have an announcement, get excited. And Sherees goes, I'm super excited. Like, Sherees hates this girl.

You know what I'm saying? Like, wow, glad they brought me back on the show for this. Yeah. Well, I need you. We need to get ringsided because we're knowing. What? I know me. What?

I know. I need you to announce the eight. I'm sorry. Did someone here have mountain tent? Yeah. Mildress and Attempt in the lobby at the spa. Hi. Can I get a massage please?

So, me as like, I'm taking the girls to a different stay. It's like, okay. So they're going to stay on a house on the harbor. And then I guess they're all getting text messages or they've all heard about this. So Giselle's like, they're all weighing in. And Giselle's like, okay, bia, first class boss lady, aah, and Candace is like, I'm recording new music.

So I'm going to be a little little late but Trina's in Miami so I need to get this deal sealed with Trina and I'll see all the girls when I get there and by the way just got word SWV has listened to one of my songs so hello superstar over here by the way you might want to lock Trina down now because you've already announced this 20 times on the show. Okay. So Karen's like, well, I'm excited. However, it's actually my five nine birthday on that same weekend. Mia said, girl, don't worry. Don't make me regretted me. I don't make me regret spending my five nine with you go? Yeah. And then Mia's like, I'm renting a house with six bedrooms and we'll be for nine girls. So basically some people are gonna have to share a room.

The Mia's like, she's gonna let Shasha pick her own room because I don't know, maybe Shasha is like an elder statesman or something like that. So Shasha goes, oh snap. Oh snap. Oh snap. Oh snap. Oh snap.

Oh snap. I had a hard time getting out of me a voice there for a moment. I was like, oh, oh, oh, and I didn't know how to get to Shawshah voice. I was lost. Oh snap. Oh snap. So me is like, yeah, I'm about the people I don't like so much. Sign landing. Good luck. Mia's like yeah, I'm both the people I don't like so much

Good luck and she's She hates Wendy and she's like yeah Wendy needs help, okay? She just gives off this aura I've seen it since day one and then we see when they first met God that was a good episode Yeah, when they met at that dinner and Wendy had just gotten her season two, you know, skin suit, put it on, whatever the fuck she did between season one and season two, where she came back with a totally different everything. And then started shaming Mia for plastic surgery. It's great. Classic.

Classic times. So Mia is like, she's going to show that they can all come together and be a good girl friend group. Positive. And then Shaw Shaw's like, Path of Vibes. Path of Vibes. So then we go to Wendy who's at home with Eddie and the kids. And I've always, I know Wendy had a lot on her plate

and she's very busy with the kids and she's a mom. I always get the impression that she's never with the kids when she's with the kids, don't you? She's like, you wanna play with the Twain? You wanna play with the pencil? You wanna play with the crayon? It's like, you don't even know these children. These are even the same children.

Well, guess what? I'm trying to journal now, okay? Because I get so bogged down about how we're not happy about things. And then we don't think about the things that do make us happy. Because my mom was in the hospital. And that was a real cautionary tale for me. So now guess what? I journal. Wow, Wendy.

Would you know, I thought we could concentrate on things that make us happy instead of unhappy. Wow, Wendy, I'm about to take the tick suck. The hashtag mental health. Hashtag self-care. Yeah, what is it? The mental alpha month. She's got to take it over. Watch out, tick and talk. Yeah, what is it the mental alpha month? She's taking over watch out, tickin' talk on. You know, I've never appreciated anything I've done on this journey. It's just been another checkmark.

I haven't stopped to smell the tulips, because there's tulips right there. See, by acknowledging the tulips, I've actually stopped and smelled the roses, but they're actually tulips. This is Wendy, Dr. Wendy Issefo, and I just want to say, you should stop and buy some tulips, okay? You're doing it wrong! All the comments are like, you saw! Stop and burn the tulips.

No, don't burn them. Sometimes, instead of thinking of things negative, we should think of things positive. Okay, just like dancing while she tries to get her pat advice. So, so Eddie's basically like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, can we talk about this in restaurant that you want to invest in? Because I think it's going to be a big strain on your finances. Because, you know what, it's too much and you've got, are everyone ready? You got a full plate. You got a full plate. You got a full plate. But I like the eddy still doesn't give her enough credit.

He's like, you've got a full plate. There's, you've got a full plate. Is it too much on my plate? No, it's just a full plate. It's, I mean, it's a plate, it's full. It's still pulling off on my plate yet, because my plate is over fun. Nope, it's a full plate. I've got a lot on my plate, Eddie.

Well, it's full. I'll give you that much. Will you acknowledge that my plate is the size of a saucer? So it's actually way too much stuff for the size a full plate. Got a lot on my plate, Eddie. Well, it's full. I'll give you that much. Will you acknowledge that my plate is the size of a saucer? So it's actually way too much stuff for the size of the plate. No, it's a normal dinner plate. It's a normal dinner plate and it is full. I have too much on my plate. So he's like, so this restaurant and she's like, well, if I'm being honest,

it's on pause. I had a burn session and I want to talk openly about how we feel about each other and then all help broke loose. Like, wow, you couldn't even pretend to have the storyline of your restaurant for more than two episodes. Come on, Wendy. Yeah. I, it's the way that she pivots from it put a strain on my finances. And by the way, I had a burn session.

I didn't release yet. The concepts were really linked, but she she did it in some weird way. So Eddie's like, so at this burn session, did you take accountability for anything? She goes, I did. I did. At least you have flashback ever saying, I apologize for the role I played in you thinking that we're oil and water. I apologize for being a delicious, extra virgin olive oil and for you from being something that comes out of a sink. And she goes, but it turned into a Wendy Rose session and then me invited us to Miami.

And even though I'm not in the best place for some of the women, I love Miami and that's just gonna deal with it, okay? Cause I will be there. And he's like, you ladies, drama, drama, drama. All right. Now, over the years, Jazeel has been roasted time and time again for a terrible fashion. And you start, you know, you start to wonder, like, doesn't she work with a stylist? What's going on here? And now we have a scene at a place called Indigo

Octopus. And it's like, aha, because I don't know how you can shop at a place called Indigo Octopus and it's like, aha. Because I don't know how you can shop a place called Indigo Octopus and come out stylishly. I just feel like that name does not speak of high fashion. It does. I mean, look, you're thinking Indigo, Indigo Girls, right? That's what I think first. Like just word association. Octopus, I think of those little maybe Kalamari rings.

You need that name. I think, okay, you know what I think of? Octopus, I think of Ursula. Indigo, I think Indigo girls. You know what this is? This is a store for lesbian octopuses. That's what this is. Villains, okay?

It's lesbian octopuses, villains. They want to steal your voice, okay? these, these specific activists want to steal your voice, okay? So Robin comes in, she's like, so just so I was like, listen, nah, I'm not thinking about these girls in this drama in Miami, Miami's about hot girls. And that's what I want to feel. Ah, and she's like, fabulous and twerk and nah. So then we see clips of her trying to twerk over the years. Yeah. And she's like, should we get saved because what's going to happen? Fabulous and twerk and now so then we see clips of her trying to twerk over the years. Yeah, and

She's like should we get saved because what's gonna happen? Because Candice wants to murder Ashley. She wants to chop her up and Robin's like, doesn't she have enough to deal with already So then just all goes well Candice saw and I need to discuss her husband and these tweets Ah, and Rob goes oh, I talked to him about that to discuss her husband and these tweets, ah! And Rob goes, oh, I talked to him about that. And we see that Chris has been tweeting, and he recently tweeted,

y'all not ready for what's about to go down. Call me what you want, but a liar I am not, and if that's the path you choose, I promise you will be sorry. Wow, way to come off less creepy Chris. I'm sure. Nothing's creepier than a y'all without an apostrophe in it, followed by an ellipses. Okay. Sounds like he had some malintense.

He want to rethink that tweet, Chris. So then we see Ashley tweeted a reply that says, or no, she tweeted something that says, I believe to sell. And Chris writing, and you would be wrong. So I guess that's supposed to be terrifying or something. So then Ashley comes in and she's like, Michael's in the Bahamas.

Yeah, he just got one ball taken out and turned into an ear plug, but he's fine. You know, he's in the Bahamas. Nothing says hiding assets like going to the Caribbean. I don't know why. I know the Cayman Islands is like the place where that happens, not the Bahamas, but like I feel like I've seen like red enough crime novels and seen enough things where when the guy is like, when a middle-aged man is going to divorce and suddenly isn't a Bahamas like a little straw hat

and sunglasses on, they're either smuggling dinosaur embryos or they're hiding their assets or both. Yeah. That's so true. That's so funny. I could have matched Michael like dirty rotten scoundrels Just ending up in the just like Also, by the way, we had some people who co-signed

You know my a little bit of my theory last week not like the whole theory But some people so we had some listeners who said my husband got a fasec to me And let me tell you something he was not moving for like two weeks like he was in pain So like the idea that Michael got a fase vasectomy and then helped on a plane to Vegas. And now was on a plane or went off to the Bahamas feels very suspect. Yeah, but again, Michael's private. It's don't work like everybody else's. The guy is just hard as a rock all the time.

Okay, he's got some magical abilities down there. I don't know. Okay, he's got some magical abilities down there. I don't know. So, um, let's see. So Ashley's like, well, we started talking about Biny finally. And, just I was like, ooh, my favorite subject. Ah, Ashley's gonna get that bag. And she's like, well, I was asking about the LLC.

Like, have you formed the LLC, Michael? And he said, of course, I would never do without talking to you first first and how dare you insinuate I would try to sneak something past you Oh yeah how dare you you tried to sneak something past Ashley I can't imagine you ever trying to do that his track record is so good on that front so So the clip of him in his underwear being taken and posted all over the internet cut to the clip of him and his underwear being taken and posted all over the internet. Cut to the clip of him doing anything. So then the issue is that like actually they Robin and Giselle were like, well, we thought that there already wasn't LLC and we see a flashback of Ashley saying at this extremely

consequential spring fling party that we thought was just like a silly whatever to start the season. But apparently everything happened here, Ashley saying, oh yeah, so we just put it in an offer in the house, we did it to our LLC, which is definitely formed, and it's completely formed as an actual LLC. So no, they never had an LLC, apparently. Yeah, Ashley caught my another lie. It just glides right past it, you know, and she's like, well, I was under the impression that he had made it, but he didn't so know I had now I don't have to do it, I guess, because I talked to an attorney and she advised against it.

I Robbins like, oh, so now you see where we're coming from. And they're so now whatever he cares. They talk a little bit more about that and then they get into the drama from the winery. Yeah. So Robbins like, hey, I heard you brought up something about your friend and Chris. How did that turn into an argument? Like, such as L's like, she's like, well, Ashley said what she had said, da, and then Ken does said you need to worry about your husband and ploop. And Dick's Zink is dick sucking.

And by the way, every time this person's name is mentioned, they put up a little like Potomac, like Cherry Blossom over their mouth. And this Cherry Blossom is firing this entire scene. Yeah, he got his dick sucked in the hotel, I think, God, and Robyn's like, well, be honest, she told me about that years ago. And Ashley's like, well, who is, she told me about that years ago and asked me, it's like, well, who is blue and what happened years ago?

And Robyn's like, well, apparently, blue is a blue. This is not my story to tell. She has no malintent. We only see the, we only see the vague footprint of a tent that used to be there. So,b has Robbans like, yeah, it's not my story to tell, but she told me on the phone in private that she still knows a high end private escort that Michael has solicited services from. And now she's like, interesting. I mean, I don't care. I mean, I don't believe it. I don't believe it still.

And they're like, yeah. And they just both go along with her, but they're like, come on. So Robin tells us that years ago, Candace told her, but she didn't know what to think, but she's not gonna put anything past Michael Darby. And she says, like, these rumors, I've never heard these rumors. I have never heard these rumors, but does bloop look like Juan Dixon because we know that Michael loves a little one one

Nah so then She's like so I leave and can this is on my heels We had a very nice conversation, but I thought it was nice And I thought we could forget about it By the way, this cracked me up. I thought it was nice. And I thought we could forget about it. By the way, this cracked me up. I thought it was nice conversation. Like she said, you're the reason why women can't come forward for sexual abuse allegations. It was a lovely conversation.

And ended with her sobbing. So like, well, I thought we could forget about it, but we can't forget about it now, because now your husband is on Twitter saying, I thought we could forget about it, but we can't forget about it now because now your husband is on Twitter saying I'm a liar And Robin's like well, we know about his behavior on Twitter And we know why it's happening because the only way he knows what happened is because she's telling him what happened So she's dramatizing what happened. It's like you guys are accusing her husband of Rancid shit and she's telling her husband you're being accused of Rancid

Shit. What do you mean dramatizing it? They really are covering a lot of territory in the Indigo octopus. I have to say, I mean, they got everything in their sexual assault allegations or insinuations, LLC, lies, high and high class escorts. I mean, it's pretty impressive. We just see a large purple lady out there with like huge poofy hair like, are you open yet?

You're poor unfortunate soul. Like, man, you're gonna have to wait until shooting's over. Gonna be in about 10 more minutes. Well, I gotta, I gotta get real big and take down a ship. So I'm on a, I'm on a little bit of a time frame. Is that large woman out there, Conjuring a store, am I? Ursula's like, you know what? I've been listening at the door.

I think you guys can keep your voices. I'm actually okay with that. I don't think I need a, actually please hang out under water. Err, I'm here to return the- OOOOOHHHHH Yeah, you're more unfortunate, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Can I get some store credit for this one? Nah. This voice doesn't work. It sounds like this. Ugh. I'm sorry, you purchased a Robin.

Oh, yeah. So Chisel's doing that thing where she starts talking like she's telling a story. She's like, well, it's difficult to figure out this dialogue between his wife, whose name is Candacea, but she's not putting a stop to it. And that's clear. And at this point, I don't ever want to talk to that guy, whose name is Candacea, but she's not putting a stop to it. And that's clear. And at this point, I don't ever want to stop to that guy, whose name is Chris ever.

Yeah, she's definitely, she's definitely doing some storytelling. She can come right, you can come right in here and I'd be like, Chris, fuck you. Wow. That's great. So, so I'm airport time. Yeah. Oh's great. So, an airport time. Yeah. Oh my God, Mia's there and then Karen shows up. And then here comes Jack, Jack,

and I have been friends ever since high school. Like we get it, Mia, we get it. And since her last acronym didn't work, what was it? It's like G-O. G-B-O, good vibes only. She's come up with another one. M.I.A. because who doesn't have fun with M.I.A. and Miami missing in the drown. Derraba, I will work it out. And I, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um fake like shriees. How are you darling? What fantastic, glad you made it. And then she turns to the camera and she's like, she's like gritting her teeth so hard and she has a smile.

Wonderful. Wonderful. I'm so happy right now. I might as well just feed me some dirty bad. Oh. And she reached a scalp, she walks off. So Karen's like, well, if it were up to me, would she be invited to my five and nine? No. I'm not the host. This is a girl's trip and me is lumped my birthday

into this girl's trip. So I'm just gonna roll with it until I hit five nine. Yes, all indicators are that this is a girl's trip. So I'm just gonna roll with it until I hit five nine. Mmm. Mmm. Yes. All indicators are that this is a girl's trip. That's right. I said, Indercaitors, not indicators, because I'd like to add an extra all for Denny Bird. So.

So then, by the way, I noticed when Karen is doing your interviews, you know, her backdrop, they have highlighted an urn. That's right next to her. Because I think what they do, one thing I've noticed, is they don't shoot against a green screen. They actually, I think, have a printed out backdrop of their houses. And for some reason, there's an urn

to the right of Karen that they brought the light up on. And it's like they took the Photoshop tool and they smudged it or whatever it is where it's super bright. And I would really love to know why they felt it necessary to really highlight the earn in her background. And I want everyone to look at it and then come up with theories.

Oh God, don't ask, because you know, some terrible story, you know. Wow. Oh, wow. Oh God, don't ask because you know some terrible story, you know So tell you on Instagram live, you know, I thought it was an industrial supply of So they go to Miami and Me is like oh me I am too less you these out front. Oh, there's gonna be Karen Jacqueline, Jizzie in a one car. Somebody else who I didn't write down

because why am I writing down names? Who cares? Everybody else going the other car. Yeah, the other person that I was going in the other car was me, Mia. So yeah, so they get into the cars and then Jacqueline's like, Mia, is this like your draft pick right here this car. She's like Yeah, this is my right. Yeah, I don't know what that is, but yeah and Jacqueline's like, but what about Robin?

She's like, well, there's only four answers that can fit in here. So no wrapping. So Robin stuck in the other car with Wendy and Shasha and Ashley. And she's like, though, what do you think with the strategy and putting us together in this car? Robin's like, probably trying to feel a state so facilitate some kind of interaction. And Ashley's like, well, then why aren't you recent Karen in the same car if that's the deal. Like, well, maybe Karen told her, don't put me anywhere near Sherees.

And Wendy goes, yeah, but me and Wabina were in the same car. So how does that work? So then they started talking about, like, Rob, well, Rob, it's, well, I don't make demands. So Wendy's like talking about the house. She's like, well, I hope this house is on the water. And Ashley's like, well, it's supposed to be on a bay. And Wendy goes, yeah, five class, five, first class five star to the tip of the South.

Sorry, that's just the professor and me. The tip is not the bottom. The tip is the top, just for future reference. She said, the tip of the South, everyone, tip of the South. Am I right? Am I right, tip of the South? Anyone high five, tip of the South? I looked it up Am I right, tip of the South? Anyone high five, tip of the South?

I looked it up, Ronnie, by the way, definition of tip. I did too, because that is bullshit windy. And what the fuck kind of professor are you here bragging about being a professor every fucking episode? And you got this wrong, this is wrong, man. This is wrong, like listen, I love a good grammar zing, but the definition. I hate an incorrect correction.

And you know I'm a master at giving an incorrect correction. I do it all the time. I'm always wrong. But man, I hate when other people do it. Yeah, and so the definition of a tip, one of the definitions is the pointed or rounded end or extremity of something slender or tapering. And hello, that is Florida.

Florida is slender and tapering, and they are at the tip of Florida. I rule in favor of Mia. Tip of the set. Yes, I do too, stupid. Also, no one's worked for more tips than Mia. So Lord knows, she knows all the versions of that word. So Ashley's like, what does that have to do with anything? And she's like, well, she said the tip in the text.

So sorry to be the bearer of bad news Professor Wendy reporting for duty and Robyn's like well, maybe she meant the bottom tip Now now all these people are gonna be walking around in the world's going oh well You said the tip sorry the tip is the top. I mean no the tip is not the top. You know what the top is? The tippy top. That's the tip. That's the top. The tippy top. But tippy top is not the same tip. Tip is a different word than tippy. And tippy really works so top. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I really worked up about it. So then back in the other car, it means like, well, the house of sound is less than $12 million. And it beautiful that there's sex banter room.

So you don't have to worry Karen, it's your birthday. And Karen's like, well, thank you. Five. And line. Five, nine. Two numbers that are almost like the options you get when you're ordering a sandwich at Subway 6 and 12 so Then the other car is Yeah, they're just talking about these cars. I'm the house that start the rooms and like trying to figure out

Like are there gonna be in a house that has 10 bedrooms and one is like I'll be showing a womb Well, maybe smaller houses. Am I thinking too deeply about it? This is at the tip of my brain right now. And Robin's like, well, we're sharing cheese full of shit because she said first class on the way. And Robin, who never does anything for anybody, by the way. Robin, how many trips has Robin thrown and given people big glamorous rooms? How many parties has Robin thrown big glamorous part? No, you have it. So you be quiet over thererone, big glamorous part? No, you haven't. So you'd be quiet over there.

So then Jacelle's, unless she did, now listen to me. We don't remember. Incorrect, correct, correct, correct, or, okay. So Jacelle's like, so Jacqueline, how long were you married? And she's like, oh, I was never married. It just never really worked out that way. But her whole story is that she's getting divorced. I thought, yeah, I'm very confused.

I'm so confused. Was she the one who showed up at Game Day and she's like, that's my husband, and we're divorcing, but we still co-parent, so he comes to the events. Was that her? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she did say it.

I don't know. I feel like there's a lot of bullshit that comes from Mia and Jacqueline and I'm okay with it actually. I think it's great. It's a father. Birds of a bullshit father. We're actually not birds. We're mammals.

I'm seeing wings and feathers. So. Birds are flying elsewhere. So. Five, nine, five, nine. So I love that that's what triggers Karen to brag about her age Mia speaking of bullshit me. It's like so are you dating? Chazelle and just like oh Yes, I know I would like a young one, a young boy.

I would like to add a young boy to the group. And they're like a group. And she's like, oh, let's not text a village, a Hillary Clinton. And she's like, well, I didn't say I was doing them all, just dating them all. Oh, okay, Chazelle. Let's just go with a Volkswagen station wagon full men, just lining up. Lining up to go into our Winchester mystery house. So Wendy is, so they're driving to this house.

And Wendy's like, you know, what's going on on the left side of the car is very different than what's on the right side of the car. And we see that like on one side side it's just like generic residential street with just like, you know, ranch homes and Toyota Corolla. It's just like, we're not in Miami. This is a residential area. This is like, we're across the street.

Someone's grandmother's across the street. This is not Miami. Five nine, five nine. But isn't that a beach town though, you know, I'm gonna do one side of the street It's like 20 million dollars and then there's you know just like a a hunk of junk sitting out on the road on the opposite side of the street Someone selling t-shirts and fireworks, you know Yeah, and then they get up to the line does like you cannot sell here You cannot sell

It's a little mermaid. It all comes back to a little mermaid because you was selling little mermaid towels or something. You were supposed to. You were supposed to. Well, I got to get a new gig. Now that might help, this is dried up. That's why I got to sell my wares at the Indigo Octopus.

So they get, they pull up this giant new construction house and Robin goes, it's not that big. Excuse me, ma'am. Excuse me. We have spent many seasons in your condo. Okay, I know we're not physically there, but we feel like we're there. It's cramped.

And by the way, let's not ever forget. I feel like you should never forget season one when their first vacation was to Ashley's Rahobeth Beach House, where they're all on like Twin beds with no air conditioning. I feel like for that experience, everything after that should be like, oh, thank God, thank God we're not back at the Rahobeth.

Yes, we're not back at Rahobeth. So yeah, Robyn's like complaining about this giant $13 million mansion on the water, okay? And we got like, welcome entering your own rascat. And so they go in and look, the house isn't my style, but the fact that it's right on the water like that is crazy. Did you hate the swimming pool shape? I was like, Ben, is not gonna be happy with that.

I did not. I did not. Observe the swimming pool shape. What was that? Was it bean shaped or is it square shapes? It's like a, it's different, like it wouldn't commit because it's very Miami. It's like 80s modern art kind of shape just real weird like a rectangle but then like curved, you know? And then was it round the corners? Was it like a rectangle?

Yeah, I think it was like it like maybe from what I remember it was like a flag You know like a drawing of a flag, but the flag is flying so it's like curved oh Yeah, and then but circular to it was it's weird. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna have to look at a trigger band I'm gonna have to look that up also by the way. I really enjoyed me trying to Sell her acronym for the trip because she's like, ladies, GVO didn't work very well last time because it sort of sound like .gov, which I guess is not fun for invocation. So we're going to do MIA, don't get missing in action honey, because we're in Miami, which is also MIA. MIA is also MIA. And also, there's a singer named MIA.

And she's been kind of MIA, but not in Miami. So MIA. And Candace is like MIA might know, Trina. So we go in and I'm collaborative with Olivia. She's like, Charista positive, have any prosperity? What was that?

Cause you say that again, please. So, um, I'm dead. Like I'm literally dead. I stopped taking notes. Just kidding. So then they're getting food and Josh is like, this house is gorgeous. I could live here. Love it. Good job, Mia. And just a, just I was like, like yes I'm not mad at this house saw because it hasn't asked me to go into a dressing room. Ah, it's very Miami and the chefs like well does anyone need help carrying their plate and of course you know I I'm surprised Wendy wasn't like finally. Oh it's so refreshing to be reminded of what the material plates are made of.

I can't see mine anymore because it's so full. So the chef's like, yeah, you need help carrying a plate in Jacqueline's this. Do you want him to be on your plate, Mia? And she's like, no, ma man I'm I'm celebrating my tenure wedding and we're answering and Karen's like oh five nine five nine everyone first of all five let me start this off by saying five nine secondable I can not have chicken this was a dirty bird you have anything besides chicken the chicken touch anything I don't want to be angry from the chicken's trauma.

By the way, I just have to say what a great way to celebrate a 10 years of being married to someone by going on a trip without that person with people who are not connected to that person. Way to go. In the place you found the original old man that you fucked on the beach the first time. Five nine. Five working. Five, two, nine. original old man that you fucked on the beach the first time I'm working 529 so

Did I get that wrong All right ladies, okay, oh you already separated okay cool. Okay, so I want you to get a little settle in here spaces Then of course we'll go to dinner and then I'm gonna give you your room assignments Okay, and each room has a name and it's very smelly. It's been designed for you down to this sticker because everything is named after strippers, movies about strippers, or phrases about strippers, or anything pertaining to strip malls,

and also movie strips. And also, these are strippers.ppers paint strippers from when you're going to read pink to banter something you need to buy a stripper your strips if you need to get acne out and oil. The guy who goes down the freeway with a little pink push things to restrip the free way. I'm that's actually a stripper. Well, whatever, too bad. already named one, Julio.

So one of you will be staying in a room that seemed after strep throat, which is close. Congratulations, Sheree. You're going to be staying in Jack the stripper. That that whip I think, whatever. Take it. He was hot. Just how you will be in the Merrill street room. Well, that actually worked out pretty well. I'll take that time. The stripper. Yeah, so it's a very me. You know, so then Wendy is like, wait a minute.

Do you have a one for Caddis? And she's like, yeah, I'm going to keep it right here because everything else is on a hidden part. So you need to go near him and sing Winchemooly or Paint Than You Have Been Assigned to. And Robin's like, wait a minute, I have to share with you, Zell again. Again. No. So they now are getting their assignments. So Karen is in the Potomac T's room and Shasha's in P Valley.

And when Wendy's in show wives, there's hustlers, players club, Queen of Diamonds. You know what I didn't see? I didn't see, uh, oh, wait, I guess I did see it. Nevermind. I was gonna say, what was the Demi Moore movie? Was that just strip tease? I guess that was Karen. Nevermind. I take it all back. Everyone's hard for wasting everyone's time. G-I-J.

M-G-I-N-G. M-G-N-G. So, um, they don't all have bathrooms, you know, and they're not happy because, you know, if you need a bathroom, you need a place to peep. So what, you know, everybody goes and checks out their room and Robin and Jacelle have the nicest, like they have a suite, you know, they have a living room and they have a bedroom with two beds, but they don't have a bathroom. So they're all upset about it.

And she says, I know everything about Robin. She poops twice in the morning. Why do we always have to share? Give me my space. And Shosh has very upset, because she also doesn't have a bathroom. And she was excited. She thought she was going to get a nice room,

and her room is nice, but there's no bathroom. So she tells us what she also has on her hinge profile. I have to have certain accommodations for myself. I sleep naked and I snore. Okay. So I'd rather sleep alone. Sasha's at the point I'm at, you know, I would rather have a room than a man. You know, like I don't even care if people hear that. I poop in bed sometimes, that's it. Okay, you get your own room, you know? No one will ever date you, but you'll always have your own room. By the way, what was up with Karen's room? I feel like not enough attention was paid to Karen's room.

Karen's room was... Karen didn't complain. No, but I'm saying, Karen's room was the shittiest of all the room. The shittiest, that's what I was saying. She didn't complain, and she got the most fucked. I mean, her room was like the pantry. It all the rooms. The Shittiest. That's what I was saying. She didn't complain. And she got the most fucked. I mean, her room was like the pantry. Did they get in like one of those?

Yes. It was literally like the office annexed a living room that they put a bed in and had a sliding door. It was like a sliding door to the sofa. And she's got a shelf of like Nabisco above her head, you know? With like one of those glass doors, sliding doors for my key at the closes. Her mattress is held, go above her head, you know, with like one of those glass doors sliding doors from my key out the closes. Her mattress is held as her mattress is held up by like Kirkland

boxes. So Robyn's like, well, if someone's sharing a room, it should be Wendy because she's a meanest person here. Okay, Robin. Wendy is not the meanest person here. She is. Yeah. What are you talking about? She comes for Wendy too hard. Robin. Listen, Robin, you all are equally mean.

Okay. You're all, you all are mean to different people, and that's what we love about you. So. Well, Wendy at least came into the season trying, like willing to try. And you're just being an asshole, you know She's so sour and Robbins trying to come up with more stuff to do so people stop calling her the boring one But you're not less born now. You're just like boring and you know mean well, she's gonna have her hands full As this this one Dixon scandal starts to unfold if you haven't even

scandal starts to unfold if you haven't even just want to get in scan we have this one did some scandal that's what the that's what our spin-off podcast because this one takes in scandal on the one-dixons and that it's a scan it is bad so for anybody who doesn't know about I guess we should talk about

talk about tic-a-seat but he's basically accused of not reporting uh... sexual harassment a team member came to him and complained about sexual harassment and he squashed it. He helped squash it, didn't do anything about it.

And he's in a lot of trouble. And it makes me wonder, when did this start coming out to them? Like when did they know this was gonna be a big deal? And is this why Robbins not jumping on Jacelle's kind of sexual harassment claims in this season because it all it is all quite coincidental, right? That I cannot say I really have I have not put enough thought into that but you know what just thinking out loud okay you generally this is the noise it normally comes out but you know this week is that so anyway we'll talk about that later um the meanwhile D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- and so Ashley wants to see, she just wants to see where Candice is gonna be. And so, Shasha, I mean, while is pulling the full diva card, she's like,

I want to get a hotel because I don't have a bathroom. I'm gonna get a hotel, but she keeps really announcing that she's gonna get a hotel without actually doing it, so she's just waiting for someone to give her the room, right? And no one's in it. Yeah, because she folds too quickly, because did she notice? She's like, yeah, you know what? I need a room, thumbtips, gonna get a room because I need one.

She's scrolling through her phone. She goes, who else do I know that lives in Miami? I was like, oh, so you're not on hotel.com right now. Yeah. You're not doing anything. You know, she's, Larsa Pippins gonna get a ring at that doorbell very soon. Yeah.

I would love a Shaw Shaw crossover. I'm, to be honest, I was surprised at Marisol Patton did not show up at this moment, be like, hey babe. So, need a room. Need a room, I got a room. I hope you don't mind the sound of me and my husband having sacks. Cause it's real sacks. I got a straw in my mouth in case people in home can't hear the ice Swishing in my cock some marital pattern. Oh my amy coming back to your television's very soon. I know So let's see here

They're still talking about room. It's a lot of room. How's why I show so can't it can be mine Now we're almost an hour and a half okay? It's moving the rims rims rims rims rims moving. It's moving, it's moving, it's moving. Let's get to a fight, let's get to a fight. I'm gonna skip over some stuff. Yeah. So then Mia is unpacking at yourselves, doing shots. I don't care.

Mia calls Gordon, I don't care. Ashley and Sherees are talking about directing. I can't believe you tell. I don't know. You brushed over Mia's very important epiphany of okay, Gordon So today when we're at the airport I almost just like left my bags on the thing that takes the bags round in circles the back treadmill Because I might so used to like you or like just other people getting the bags for me

And I realize I'm like so spoiled. So thank you for being a friend. I did rearrange all the pamphlets on American Airlines before I loved. Not helped us because never looked better. Um, by the way, call the president of American Airlines telling me, I said, or her, whoever it is, tell them I said, you're welcome. Okay, bungeee. I did some great rearrangement of brochures on the plane. I took all those like pamphlets that had cartoons of people escaping in the airplane, and I threw them out too much clutter. Okay. Anyway, see you later, Jean. And we almost crashed and someone died because they didn't have oxygen. I'm not adding yet. While people were confused when the cat toys fell from the ceiling, and I said, just swap them.

They're for fun to distract us from the plane going down. Don't need those pamphlets. So then Mia calls Pila. Who does bro? She's like, I know who beat us bro. And it's like family. You're in Miami, right? Peter, you know me and my girls are here in Miami.

And I want to bring them back in the bar. And there's in of us, Peter. What is Peter doing here again? Why is it right? Why are you the second housewife on this show to bring fucking Peter here? What are you doing here? Why, why do they insist on inflicting Peter? I mean, talk about

melontent. I mean, mal, you know what the malintent is? Mal's intent is to warn us. Stay away from Peter. So, um, Peter's like, that was Mal's intent to get on this show, but it ended up being Peter. Hi, it's Mal from Real Housewives of Atlanta. I was wondering if you had not, uh, uh, no, butting on your show. Hold on. I have another call from Peter. It's Mal from Real Housewives of Atlanta. I was wondering if you had an opening on your show. Hold on, I have another call from Peter. Peter Thomas. Yeah. We want him on the show. Oh, I just got screwed over by Mal and Ted. This spring on Bravo. After the reboot of Sweet Home, Oklahoma called Oklahoma, you're sweet. So, uh, so then Peter is like, yeah, hey, uh, tell Wendy, I got a beat for her when I see

her. And then Mia's like, hold on, what? And then it goes later. And then we just even be throwing a drink in Wendy's face. Yeah. And then it goes that night. Yeah, and it goes that. And when he goes, oh, look at the CEO.

Night. One more fucking. Why did I say one more fucking out? Oh, that's Mia. One more hacking. And then it's a fight. Yeah. Yeah, so next week is the big Mia throw something

and doesn't hit somebody again. I mean, Mia's a dumb dumb, but you know dumb people are good at other things. Like maybe you're dumb, but you're good at catching. I mean, I don't know, or maybe like you're dumb, but you can sing. Mia just doesn't have any of that. It's like, she's dumb, also she can't aim things. Because last year we saw the salad where she threw the salad and couldn't hit Candace with it. And then this year we get to see her through a martini that doesn't

hit Wendy. She's like the queen of missing. She is the queen of missing, but she enjoys going for something of projectile objects so good for her. So fun. This show is so hilarious at all times. And even the stuff that we breezed over, honestly, we breezed over because it's not that fun. Like how much can we recap people going to bedrooms, but watching it was hilarious. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I love this show. All right, everybody.

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