Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Four Degrees of Separation

Episode Date: November 3, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the cast models hats for Robyn and prepares to head off to Portugal. But first, a minor showdown between Wendy and Karen turns into a battle of the doctorates.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Every end of the week is good. It was a full moon. It was Halloween. I got to see a big blue moon on Halloween. It was super spooks. It's exciting. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. And I super spooks. It's exciting. Yeah, it was fun.

And I was like, wow, everything's so positive now, because now there's a new moon. And then I stubbed my toe, left the stove on all night, and ate a pound or back of M&Ms. Yeah, I was like, wow, everything is so positive right now because it's also Halloween and everyone's going around hanging out without mess on. And just like getting those positive coronavirus diagnoses so everything is positive. I really enjoyed

staying home and just like sitting there looking at my phone being like how dare you? How dare you? What's crazy to you? Crazy are you crazy person? I've fully transformed into a schoolboy. You got to judge, you got to judge all the kids out there being I'd say. I did get to judge it was really excellent. There was like a warehouse party in Brooklyn with a bunch of hipsters who were like 400 hipsters. Like, where to go guys? You're really killing it.

Yeah. I was actually hoping that the youth in my neighborhood would really party, but man, they sure didn't. There were all these regulations like, okay, we're going to set up tables outside in everybody's driveway and then you have to put corona safe packets together of candy for the kids so they're not all touching the same candy or whatever.

And I was like, if you honestly think my ass is gonna go sit outside to give your fucker, your little fucker that you're littering the earth with, candy. Yeah. You have another thing coming, okay? I mean, I'll barely come if they come to my door, I'll hit him with the damn broom.

No. Bring my doorbell. Well, we had no trick or treaters, so it all worked out well for us because I didn't need candy for them. So we didn't either because I didn't put my table out. So they're probably all like, oh, that mean guy, that place, who refused to do the table service. I'm not fucking waiting on you, okay? I've waited tables enough years. I'm not waiting on some four-year-olds. Get that flat out of here. Yeah, by the way. King costume.

And I love the hypocrisy of Halloween. Like, ooh, let's celebrate all things creepy and weird. And let's talk about haunted houses and creepy. Let's go to some place where it's scary. And there's like scary, like miserable, anti-social creatures. And then it's like, you don't give them candy. Like, ooh, why are you so anti-social and mean?

Why you mean? Why you mean? It's like, do you know what this holiday is about? It's about mean people that kill people. Right, like it's, why are you so anti-social and mean? Why you mean? Why you mean? It's like, do you know what this hotness about? It's about mean people to kill people. It's literally about murdering children, get off my lawn, you know? It's about monsters, so like get into it. Well, we're in a great place.

We're in a great place. I can see they were both starting this week in a really, really great place. Truly, it's a great place. Truly. It's a great segue. As long as we're talking about monsters, let's celebrate some new monsters in the Bravo universe because next week we are doing our live show.

Our virtual live show, it's gonna be on location live. That's the platform is onlocationlive.com, slash watch or crap, and come see us. This is not a Patreon thing. So you don't have to be a Patreon member to do this. You just come, it's gonna be this big old event. We're gonna be recapping the real housewives of Salt Lake City and the series premiere

and buy your ticket and then you can chat with us, you can chat with other audience members. It's just gonna be a super, super, super fun time. I'm really excited for it. It's gonna be next Thursday at 9 PM on the East Coast and 6 PM on the West Coast. I'll be live. Aloyve.

Yeah, so do that. We're gonna be there. It's gonna be super fun. And today, guess what? We've got the real house wants of Potomac with a special guest appearance, boy, way, way, way. We even get to see Wai-waa at his favorite restaurant. My mother's boob.

I'd like the happy meal at McBubble Aunts, please. McBubbles. McBubbles, my happy meal, or is I call it lunch? The man burglar. The man burglar. The man burglar the man asked ask you this mommy does this milk today come with a match box car We also have a little toy Primette the new Disney movie anything at all mommy

All right, well, let's get into it. I Don't know what I'm doing. I put stupid walking things. Oh. Because when it opened people were on the stupid walking things. Are there still a thing that you get on with wheels? You're like, oh, I'm walking, but it's got wheels. And it goes wherever I tilt. Is the Segways or the hoverboard? The Segways, yeah. No, it's not the hoverboard.

Tha-tha, hoverboard. Tha-tha, that's not the Hava board. Tha tha hava board. Tha tha that's where the Tha tha thing have a board. Yeah. No, these were those Paul, the mall cop guy, Paul, art mall cop. Well, you know, you know, it's hard to say in Potomac what people are still doing or not. There seems to be a different timeline for a technological innovation there. Exhibit A, Karen's house. My test, Robin, it's a fireplace innovation there. Exhibit A, Karen's House. My Toaster of it. It's a fireplace, Karen.

So, oh, we should mention, by the way, it's being of households that there is a new episode of Dwell Hello, available on Stitcher Premium. It was a really funny one. I think it was called every castle. It's something about basic castle. A king in his castle. A king in his castle in Texas. It's about about, it's basically a castle. A king in his castle.

A king in his castle in Texas. About a guy in Texas who wants a house with a turk. He's like obsessed with turk. Let's go check that out. Turk and a shower he can fit into, which is officially a running theme in house under his mouth. The man just needs a shower to fit into. Yeah, that's an ongoing issue.

So, and actually I'm sure Chris has that issue too. Like I'm sure there are a lot of houses that Chris Emuels wrote to us before he's like, this one finally fits me. Just put the nozzle in here to like that's the living room sir. Perfect shower. I don't know, this one's a little cozy. It's like that's your atrium Okay, so stupid walking things we're at Monique's house and No, she's on the street. She's on the street. Yeah passing out flyers with her kids to guilt to guilt people into going to her podcast I guess I didn't Podcast already happened didn't that already? Why is she marketing after the event? I don't know but I got worried because I was like you're doing another podcast

How many two hundred thousand dollar stacks do you have? I know and then the kid she's she's now like moved from just normal marketing to like old-fashioned Like street-orch and marketing because her kid is like Mommy's tired so she's doing a podcast It's like oh putting the kid out from, is the kid gonna like sell like a flower and that's on a string and then like pull the flower back when you walk away. It's great advertising.

Do you wanna listen to my tired mother? I know she's doing a podcast. She's really tired so she's doing a podcast. So then we go over to Ashley and she's like, look at that big boy and his big chair and he's like, wha, wha, wha, wha, give me it all right. No boobies, I'll use this little teething thing

on my hand out, I'm eating my own hand out out. But it's not my own hand. The confusion. Mummy, I don't know why you put this orange meat on my hand, is it so that way you can smack the food out of your spin when it comes in, because no one said that this hanging was open for business.

Way away. Mm-hmm. And then over to Wendy's house, and she's making calls. She's one of those people that we're all blocking on our cell phones right now, by the way. I probably have Wendy blocked on my cell phone

because I signed up for something on Facebook to make sure that I was properly registered because I'm in Texas right now. And whatever I clicked, now I'm getting like 20 calls a day in tax. Like, hi, don't worry, I'm a real person, a real person running for Congress. I just want to ensure that I have your phone. Yeah, I'm getting a lot of tax. It's like, hey, it's Cynthia with Act Blue. I just want you to know it's your last. We're almost there.

We're almost there. And this is some great news. We have just discovered that frogs respond really well to democracies. So let's help the frogs. I'm like, no, stop. It's too late to put that on your platform. All right. So yeah, Wendy's making those calls and people are basically just either hanging up on her pressing

the client or their phone or their phones are cut off and she's like, pay your bills. Pay your bills. And then we see a Ferris wheel and the Ferris wheel is just sort of like going to it and it's Ferris wheel thing. And while we're watching the Ferris wheel, we hear a voice go, mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm. I'm like, is Karen, did someone strap Karen into that Ferris wheel? What's happening?

I know, it sounds like Karen riding a bike down the gravel road. mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm. Karen on a bit. It's, but it's not. Mm. Mm. Mm. Karen on a bed. It's not as well. It's candy ass vocalizing weird vocalize weird vocal things and the Ferris wheels like turning backward. It turns forward but then it starts turning backwards because we're vocalizing.

They followed ducks. They follow like a herd of ducks. What do you call them? School of ducks. A duck of ducks. I don't know. A flock of ducks walking on the street. They just start walking really slow because of the vocalizing. I love the editor is hating on Candace. Candace is ruining the natural habitat of Potomac. A group of ducks can be called a raft of ducks, a team of ducks, or a paddling of ducks. Wow, all those guesses and I got them right. Thanks. Well, I mean, how would you say raft or paddling?

Well, look at that. It's a paddling of ducks. Yeah. So if you ever said paddling of ducks, I'd be like, you fucking snob. You dare you say a paddling of ducks. And it's a real thing. It's a real thing. Well, a raft of ducks, there's also a raft of ducks, because I think people can say raft. Like, raft I think is also a word that can be synonymous with a group. Oh, there's a raft of phone calls from politicians.

A raft of ducks just sounds like a bunch of lazy ass ducks. So you're like, we're not swimming. Get the raft. Get the raft. It's a weekend like we're not swimming get the raft They're drinking Yeah, they're just sitting there and they're like cursed they're like sticking up their middle finger to other birds and turtles and the Just like sitting there listening to like Shania Twain Liesers on on their raft Yeah, so he's like yeah, Cliff is with Candace, her friend that we met last week. Kusie just tells us over and over.

She's only with him because he's positive. She's just so positive. Cliff is so pop whenever I need positivity. I call Cliff. Yeah, he doesn't ever get to talk. He's so positive. We wouldn't know because we don't hear anything. He says, because now he's just stuck in the corner under an enormous

Cassio keyboard. There were not even sure he can play, which he just probably bought it from like, you know, Radio Shack, and was like, here, sitting in the corner with this, and you're gonna look like my music, and he's like, sure, anything you need. And she's wearing like a giant pearl necklace, headband thing, which is awkward.

And she's like humming and then drinking her tea, because that's what people who sing on Bravo deal. They're like, look, I'm a singer. No, no. Got a little tea here, little chamomile. That helps with the void, little honey, little tea. Mm, very professional. And then she starts going back into her warm-ups.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. And Cliffs like, you just keep, every time you go up, your head goes up, La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la to get me through the tough times, the good to all the times. It's been a crutch. I'm like, wow, what an original sentiment. Use music. I know what that means. All right. And this is where she's like, yeah, I know Cliff from show choir. And if I need a positive vibe, I go to Cliff. He's just so positive.

And he's like, you suck. Put your head down, loser. Well, she just wants to get her remix out and perform it live, you know, because maybe that will lead to something for her, like a chance to sing a song live. I see coming. So then we go over to like a very fancy little tea place that if you have daughters, you take them there. I would guess, right?

It looks like real cute little kids place. We were like, hey, can I have some crumpets? Yeah, I hated it. I just wanna say another thing is that, of course, we should not, we cannot miss the fact that, of course, Candace started crying at the fact that she would be potentially able to sing her song in person.

It's so surreal. I have the support of Jackie John. Jackie John, Jackie. God forbid, we pass it. Yeah. So, yeah, so now we're at this T-shop, which apparently, like you said, is very fancy. I thought it looked a little like a little blah in there.

I was like, they put out some tables and like folded the napkins. Okay, well, I mean, you have to consider where I eat, you know, only to me it's very fancy. There's not a boot burglar outside. I have burglar. There ain't no, you know, purple, purple globby thing enticing children to play on the slide, okay? To me, it was very fancy. I mean, it, it, it, I feel like it was fancier than your average little place, but I also feel like it wasn't as fancy as they were all saying it was, if that makes sense. I felt like it was, like, especially when you hear that people wait for weeks and weeks to get a reservation to what looks

like someone's living room and like, and I know that's the point, it's supposed to feel like someone's living room, but it doesn't feel like an elevated living room. Like it didn't feel special to me. Listen, you didn't have to stand in line to get a burrito in a bowl. Okay, to me, it was like the four seasons. Well, listen, this is a show that brought us to after- and to get the at the Willard, right? Was that what it's called?

The Willard, that hotel in DC. Yeah. So, yeah, but this place is very fancy because it took a long time for her to get reservations. Okay, and that's why Jacelle wore those crazy like flip flops that guys were at the gym. They're not really flip flops. What are those called? Those black and white and like shower. Yeah, they're like

the shower sandals. Well, she did by accident because she was like, Oh, don't look at my feet. I forgot my shoes. And then of course, the camera is close up. Go get close right up on her feet. But how do you forget your shoes? I'm so confused. I'm so confused by this show.

She's so excited. She got the reservation. She just ran out the door. Well, the thing that is continuing on through this entire season, the only thing to Zell is eating anymore are sweets from bakeries. Yeah. That's right.

So Zell has it in her contract that she's only going to go eat at sweet places, because here we are at another pastry place. Yeah. I think that's right. She has all has it in her contract that she's only going to go eat at sweet places because here we are at another pastry place. Yeah, exactly. And I support that 100% because that's also what I've been doing for the past two months. Just little pastries just to get me through the day. Like, you know, croissants here and there, you know. It's my life now. So she's having Robin and Karen too much because Karen has been scouting around the fact that she and Ray are having problems. Yeah, and then we have a flashback. Just all things that somebody's going on with Karen, something

deeper is going on, which is funny because by the end of this episode Karen thinks that of Jazeals. They both are suspecting that they have shit going on in their lives, which is true. They both actually have shit going on in their lives, but they're projecting their shit onto each other, which is true. They both actually have shit going on in their lives, but they're projecting their shit onto each other, which is fun. So we have a flashback of Wendy telling Jazzell about Karen being drunk in the basement and saying that she paid for, like, raise taxes and stuff. And then we see Wendy saying, yeah, felt honest.

I mean, are you gonna tell Karen what I said and just tell her, goes, no, wow. No, no, no, I wouldn't Well here we are to see and dedicated to her doing just that Yeah, and she tells us that she cares so much about Karen even though they've had their ups and downs you know and You know if she's intoxicated and spill in all her teeth this must be really hurting her So Karen comes in and she's like, NOOOOO!

And she tells us she'd been idiot not to be cautious coming into lunch with Jacelle and Robin. But Green Island Bandits could try anything. I'm sitting on Radeigh. Bring it. Radeigh, I'm Radeigh. So she's like, hello girls. And then they drink at the exact same time. They lift their little teacups up at the exact same time. Now, I just saw the witches over this week, over the weekend. I watched it too. I watched that movie too. I watched in fact both witches, original, I don't know, I can't believe. Money, that's awkward.

I saw all the witches. Actually, I saw all three versions, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, they've got like five seconds before the shit goes down really bad. Yeah, exactly. Did you know that Brenda Blethan was in the original one? That was a delightful discovery. And guess what she does? When it came out. Yeah, but no, I was going to, no, you continue. I saw when it came out, but it seemed like that was like a million years ago. That's all I was going to say. Yeah, well Brenda Blethan is in it and guess what Brenda Blethin does during all of the witches. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? What? No. Which is pretty much what she does every movie. That's Brenda Blethin's vocal warm up. Like if she had a vocal warm up scene.

Who? Who? Who? Who? A terribly sorry. It's not my show, don't you? You must be mistaken. I would love if she just took the dialogue from secrets and lies and just performed it in every scene in the witches. Like, I'm sure he must be mistaken, he's not a mouse, I've never had a child before. Oh no! Apsisara, today, I bet your son is a mouse now. You must be some mistake, your lovely girl, but there must be some mistake. Oh no.

That's some good inside jokes for people who really enjoy secrets and lies as much as we do. Yeah, the two people in this audience that have actually seen that. So they get their pastries delivered and and it's just quite an awkward, and Karen's like, well, I'm glad we're here today. This is fun. This is fun, bread day, bread day. And so just like so Robin, how are your hats going? Embessled, embessled?

That's a hat, that's a hat-mine. So it's a little right. Just a ho, it's em embellished not embezzled So Robbins like well if you go on the website for embellished I'm the only person there. I mean I need other faces So I want to invite all the ladies to be my models Great great Great. C'mere shoes, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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Monique, things are not looking good for Monique. I don't know how she's gonna... Do we think she's gonna come back next season? I mean, she's really basically been put in the corner. Uh, she's not even going on the trip. I don't know, but their lawsuits, I think we're dismissed, right? We're in both of their lawsuits this, so maybe she's like on better ground. I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

We'll worry about that. We'll cross that bridge when we come to Italy. Yeah. So she's not, um, inviting Monique and Karen's like, well, I'm very proud of you, Robin, but I have to be transparent. Someone sent me texts about your taxes, texts about taxes, text of taxes, tax texts, if you will. And I don't believe what I read. So is it true? Now, I'm so interested that I'm going to say, is it true? Well, I both clean things out of my teeth with my lips and flare my nostrils at the same time.

Mm-hmm. I also had to mention that I read your texts about attacks as well driving an attack see. So it was a text about attacks and attacks see. I just wanted to add that in there. Just making plans to go to Texas. Mm-hmm. I was in Texas and in a taxi,

I was reading texts about your taxes. Mm-hmm. And I was texting about taxes and in a taxi in Texas. Mm-hmm. And I was picking up taxes and the tax in Texas And I was picking up some brass tax Well eating some tic-tacs So Robin's like, okay, you know, I really can't talk about it because you know what it's like when you're in trouble You can't really talk about it. It's like oh, I do know what it's like and the chickens have come home to Roost Oh, I do know what it's like and the chickens have come home to roost Bruso chickens robin roostum and I say that metaphor with a lot of authority because I grew up on a farm

Which you've all seen and we send soybeans to Guam Can he Rogers roosters? Robin Bruce those chickens. She's like well. I was being taxes. It's just I wasn't paying enough taxes And she's like well, I want you to know that I'm not celebrating hold on. Woohoo! That's soccer! I'm not celebrating this.

Because that's the one. She's just a Mario flip jump. It's me, Karen. It's me, Karen. Karen will be the worst. She'd be the worst Super Mario, brothers, Avatar. She'd just like walk up to like the Goombas,

the Koopas and be like, out of my way. I'm like, no, you have to jump on them, Karen. No, I don't jump on things. They have to get out of my way. I'm the grandum of Mushroom Kingdom. Well, you're supporting Robin, nah, and that's great, nah. So I want to support you, Karen.

I want to support you. Now Wendy talked to us, and she's like, mm-hmm. I want to support you. Now Wendy talked to her son. She's like, mm-hmm, okay, talk about it. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas. And she's like, well, she said you had to bail out Ray. And she's like, hold on, hold on. She goes, she said it in the basement.

Oh, was this during the Kiki moment that makes much more sense? Well, I soldiered up for Ray. That's what I say these days. I sense. Well, I soldiered up for a, that's what I say these days, I soldiered up, I soldiered up, I'm like that song, soldier of love, I soldier of love up for him, and that's where we are today, I'm just a big old soldier for a, I mean, the Ray Army, population one, me,

the big soldier. And so just I was like, yeah, she's not getting what she wants out of it, because Kira's being totally calm. So she's like, yeah, she's not getting what she wants out of it because Karen's being totally calm. So she's like, well, the reason it struck me is because she felt like it was a kind of stressful thing for you because you wanted that money back from him. And she's like, oh, well that's a reason. No, you say Wendy said that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

And she's like, for Wendy to take that gossip and make fun of me for it, that is just not right. Which, I mean, I agree with her. But on the other hand, it's not like she's that nice to Wendy either. Well, but then also Karen's like, what, I never said I wanted my money back. And then we see a flashback over saying, I want my money back.

It's such a Karen scene, right? Yeah. And so Robyn's like, well, she made it sound like you were like really upset about it. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah. And so Robin's like, well, she made it sound like you were like really upset about it. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'s like, you know, you know, when do you know I'm gonna be fine? I mean, that's about respecting each other. And you know, I will say that I did call her ignorant the other day. Because I don't know anything about blackouts or fits of anger. I'm not a doctor. I'm just a soldier for ray. And all times, that's what I am. And so when she talks about it, I'm just like, I don't know. So, then she's not a medical doctor

Mm-hmm I wrote they start cracking up and they're like no one thought she was a medical doctor Karen She's never said that like but the point is she was speaking with a thoughtative A thoughtative tone to me. Mm-hmm, And this is how she walked down the steps. She just like leans all the way back and does a full on Cruella de Vilwak, but she's walking down the stairs. It's like really accurate too.

It was hilarious. She had just doing it in the middle of this fancy T-shop. This place where it's so hard to get a reservation. And Karen's just like, doing my Wendy impersonation, everyone. Yeah. And she's like, oh, she calls herself a doctor Wendy. So I'm like, doctor of what?

You ain't gonna tell me what to think. And then when to bark and when not to bark? I'm not afraid of Wendy. Yeah. So then we go over to Wendy's house where her kids are playing soccer inside. And Wendy just starts talking about how she grew up in an immigrant household and achievement was like a really big thing for her parents and they were kind of like.

Boring a board with you, say something different, say something different. This is every fucking scene. She's like, well, in an immigrant family, your parents really care about what you do because there were flags on them too. Okay, Wendy, wrap it up already. Yeah, pretty much. So yeah, so then she's talking to her kids about integrity and she's saying that this is why when Karen called her ignorant, it really hurt her because, you know, she's like,

works really hard to be where she is and that Karen is like constantly jabbing at her and she's like, for me to even get these, should I say it, should I say it? Degrees was a struggle, okay? Like listen, I was pregnant. I did my dissertation and proposed while I was heavily pregnant. I got my doctorate while I was pregnant. I lost my dad during my doctorate.

I decided to do five different crossword puzzles on the same day as my dissertation. I mean, I was really going through it. Sometimes I dial the wrong number because I'm actually doing Sudoku in my head while I'm dialing people. Okay, I'm a very smart person. It's like, okay, no one's saying you're not smart

and that you haven't accomplished anything. She's saying you're acting like an asshole, okay? You can have many degrees and still be acting like an asshole and you are so listen Listen to care. I'm saying listen comma like you were about to say listen Happy baby I'm so accomplished accomplished that woman, but I'm afraid I'm not your brother. I'm sure you're Wendy. Oh no. Again, make more sense if you watch the movie. No, it's a great movie, by the way. It's like a astounding movie. It's so good. I want to watch anything with Brenda Blavin.

Really, you can't. Including the original. She doesn't really have any Scarface moves. There's no movie where Brenda Blavin is suddenly a totally different version of Brenda Blavin. She's pretty much always Brenda Blavin, so just pick one. Just pick one. I thought I would love her to be on the real house-wise. She would just like her tagline would be like,

I'm not anyone's mother, but oh now She's just crying in the opening house Okay, so it's very very dramatic music Don't don't don't don't don't and it's absolutely to shrink Dr. Donna Dr. Donna's here to solve everything for all of us, okay? Yeah, and so. So, you know, my physician recommended I start doing things

I love again, like working out, eating healthy, getting fresh air, and I was like, God, you don't even know me. Get out of my house. If a doctor ever told me that, I would try to get them disbard. What do you call it when you get a doctor disbarred? I don't know, but I'm sure you're triggering Wendy right now

just by saying those words, so close to her scene. You don't get disbarred because that's the lower thing. I know you're not saying that. I know. I know. I know. I know. You lose your medical license, you get you get.

You're undockted. I'm docked Speaking of ignorant just listen to me today. God. Yeah, we're realizing just barred The walking things. Sorry everybody. Okay, so Dr. Donna is like, hi, you know what I wanted to talk about I want to talk about when you guys came in here for couples counseling. How did that go? Hold on, let me look at my files here. Okay, Ashley, how did that go for you, Ashley? She's like, well, I mean, I think that we made like a lot of progress. And we see flashbacks to Michael being like, Oh, I'm jealous of the baby and my dad wasn't nice to me when he would drink. Where, where? Oh, I cheated because my wife is a note good for nothing.

Give me no sexy, sexy time. All right. So I'm so sorry that it's my wife's fault. The end. Well, yeah, everything went great. So much progress. Well, that's great. I'm happy for you. Did you ever know that a group of ducks together is called a raft of ducks or paddling? Those sound like the laest ducks I've ever heard about. Well, maybe they're going through things and that's what we have to accept about people and that's why you're here, okay? So are you having problems with each other sexually emotionally? Well, I guess actually, you know, I just don't feel sexy.

I just feel like I'm a utility. The Dean. Well, yeah, for Dean. Because when he's touching me or kissing me, I feel like, no, don't feel sexy. I just feel like I'm a utility. Fadeem. Well, yeah, for deem. Because when he's touching me or kissing me, I feel like, no, don't do that. That's for deem. And I know it's not fair, but I'm a new mother. Now, it could part of the issue be

that when Michael approaches you sexually, he sort of reminds you of Gollum. Is that part of it? Could it be that when Michael comes to you sexually, you look in his eyes and realize that he's got the same watery eyes as Koo-Jo when he's about to die from rabies? Do you ever look at him and say,

there's a part of me that thinks he kind of looks like Panthro from the Thundercats, but the difference is that Panthro's kind of sexy. Do you ever think that? With you're about to get a boner, and you see the little old man who dances in six flags commercials. Does that tune you off? Does he ever tune you off when he starts singing the score to Crocodile Dundee? It's a beautiful score, by the way. Oh, so she's like, okay, I'm gonna to give you a test now. I'm going to give you

a test. I have felt scared or panicky for no good reason. Yes, quite a lot. Yes, sometimes. Or I'm married to a disgusting human being and it makes me sad. Okay, go ahead, choose. I guess that would be a good reason. Here, I'm also giving you a maze to do if you get bored on a wood screen. I put the mall out for you. She just has kids menus. It's actually a very serious scene. And it's like, she's basically,

we're like big such assholes. Like Ashley's like expressing that she feels postpartum depression. It's like a it's like a deep real scene. And you know Donna's just asking her like how she feels, you know, like you have said thoughts all the time, some of the time, quite a lot of the time, only when you're around Michael. And she's like, yeah, pretty much. So ultimately, Ashley just feels like she's really struggling and she's, you know, she's to love experiencing life. And now she feels like she's in a box and she

can't get out and can't let people in and she's just trying to get back to like her old self. Yeah and that you know that is that is sad and also your married to Michael. So I got a note here from the man behind the camera who says that I should tell you that maybe you should go on vacation there I did it okay I'm happy. Okay. It's more happy. Yeah. So like maybe a vacation with a bunch of women who are going to scream and yell at each other

will be fine. Sounds great. Sounds great. He has a Sudoku book for the flight. My work here is done. Now you could leave my office once you've found five words in this jumble of letters on the page. All right.

I'm showing you two drawings, okay? One drawing has five different things that are slightly different. Can you circle those for me? Great. It's campus is singing time. So campus arrives at Chucky's studio and hugs Chucky and La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I'm not going to hit on the song. I actually thought the song was cool. The song is called ICU, but then Candice calls it ICU, which is funny because it sounds like a death of Kerry, you know? Okay, this is what it sounds like to me. Are you singing Spice Girls? You know what song I'm singing? Giving you everything all I want from you Say you'll be there, say you'll be there!

Yeah, it sings like that. It sounds like that, but with Canvas. Yeah, it sounds like very early 90s, which is sort of fun. It has like an old school sound. Yeah, I think you did a really good job with it. The music on the show is in general is like great. And I think this fit right in. Yeah, and so he's like, I want to sign you to the label. And it's like, okay, could someone, I already know, do we have tissue squares? Are there tissue squares available?

Cause we're gonna need them in three, two, one. And here we go. Tissue squares. She's like, wait, oh my god, are you kidding me? Okay. Do you understand that when I was in high school, I was in a girl group and we were that close to being signed,

and my parents took the contract to an entertainment lawyer, and it was a bad deal, and I was never stated, but now for you, for you to look at me and see that too, it's like what? It's like, and see that too. It's like what? It's like I'm going to cry. It's like I'm going to cry. It's like I'm going to cry. Okay, so you sang Galileo with the Variety Show, okay,

in seventh grade. Congratulations. Congratulations. This is the most campus response ever. My God. It's for you. For you to see the star in me. Oh.

I know. He's like, I'm on a TV show now. Oh, yeah. Bravo told me to do this and I mean no he is established. I remember he does a lot of things. I don't I don't what's his name again Chuckie Thompson or I want to see what he's done lately. This is important. I think Chuckie Johnson. Okay, let's look him up Chuckie Johnson.

Chuckie Johnson now he's you did a lot of stuff and so he did a lot of um Oh, he did a Mary J. Blige song this year Mm-hmm. He did fake work with him. Okay, no, he's I mean we knew there's legit I just wasn't sure if it was a situation where he was legit 20 years ago Uh, but he looks like he's actively legit so I'm not gonna shade him. I'm gonna say well done sir Well, I'm not saying he's not legit. I'm just saying like He's working with campus. Yeah, I don't saying he's not legit. I'm just saying like he's working with Candace. Yeah.

I don't really know how else to say it, okay? You make what you wanna make out of that. I'm not making anything. Yeah, food. You're working with Candace. That is now what you're actually doing. Like you've done amazing stuff. Let's be honest, he's done amazing stuff.

It's great. I'm just gonna look at his discography. Okay, so the point is that he went from working with MaryJ Apply just to Candice. So that's all I'm saying. So they have some champagne and stuff and I'm like, you might want to take that deal to your parents. Just saying. Not again. So then we go over to Monique's house and it's not a great morning go over there. It's a very stressful morning.

She's trying to get everybody out of bed and fed and Tachala stuck in his cage and everything she tells Chris to do. He's like, you do it. She's like, are you the one who combed his hair? Why does it look like that? He's like, if you don't like it, you can do it. Yeah. He also spent half the scene pooping in the bathroom,

which is scary. So then, yeah, so she's just like, everything is so much and it's so stressful and the stress is wearing on me. So where I mean, I'm like, you're the one who branded yourself not for lazy moms, you put yourself in that corner. Yeah, so basically she's saying,

you know, if the judge believes her story and never heard my story, then I could be arrested in front of my kids. They could decide that I need to do time in jail and I could be taken away from my family. So guess what? I need to be ready to do what I need to do now. And it's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, I got peas at the moment. I tried everyone, I'm sorry. That dream died, okay. It drowned out, drowned out as it stumbled out of my mouth. You saw the dream die the day everybody, okay?

Saw it die. Sorry. So it just wasn't her house trying to get her garage built. And I didn't know garage built doors were built like that. I thought they're like little stacking blocks of things. I felt like a toy, I felt like it didn't feel real. I did not realize that either. I thought they just sort of came as one big model of construction

that just get attached to your door. Yeah, so see, we learned something today. So Ashley comes over and she's cracking up and she's like, oh my gosh, she loves my garage. And she's like, no, you're hair, it's so stupid. She goes, oh God, I know, it looks like Gucci here. Yeah. And she's like, do we have a Dean? No, do we have a Because oh god, I know it looks like Gucci hair. Yeah. And she's like, do we have a Dean?

No, do we have a Dean? I didn't know we had a Dean here today. Damn, right, you have a Dean. I just had a great nap in the car. And I'm ready for lunch, mommy. Get that to it all, make ready, because I'm coming in. We like to call it, spul-onking. My right, mommy.

Now, just now I have some great news. I saw six birds on the drive-over And then I fell asleep, but I have to imagine there must have been plenty more way away So She's like well he's upset with me. He's giving me the Michael look You know, he's the youngest person to ever come in this house He's giving me the Michael look. You know, he's the youngest person to ever come in this house So they come in and ask he's like, what in bringing food? I got to feed him soon It's like from your boobah from your boobah. You have a tour tonight. I Would like to make an announcement

I'm not all the youngest person to come into your house I am now the youngest person to peep in your house I am now the youngest person to peep in your house. Where, where? Mommie, could you please enter that? Now I know I'm the youngest to come in your house, but I'm all the youngest to buff on your blouse. Let's talk about that. Where, where, where.

I'm now the youngest to see something on the wall and point at it a little bit with a limp finger and smile a little bit. Thank you very much. Do you have any mitts to put on my hand to chew or shall I use your finger, ma'am? Tell me something, am I now the youngest child to clap his hands very slowly and softly? My way, I think I am. So to tell us, like, are you trying to get pregnant again?

And she's like, soon, we're working through things. We have a therapy session, and he's been so open with me about everything being my fault. You know, and he said that stripper really made him feel adequate and he loved getting attention. It was like, well, okay, so the stripper gets a raise because that's her job. Okay, you're actually, like, if anything,

this whole thing is really making me respect this stripper the most of all. I don't know. I don't know if I can restrict respect to stripper who goes after Michael. That's, I don't know. That's hard. Well, hey, you don't get to choose the burger you're going to cook that day, okay? You go to work.

A fine chef does get to choose their burger and they get to make it too. Ashley is saying she's asking, like, does Jamal? Are you worried that Jamal also needs that constant ego stroking? Because they're saying men always need that ego stroking, you know? And Jizelle is like, well, at first the first year I spent all that time worrying about when would he cheat on me, when I got a crazy call in the middle of the night. But then I decided to let it go because I wanted some free sodas at Arizona's barn grill. There's true love and there's refillable iced tea.

Which is more important these days. Where he is? these days. Oh my god. Where, where, where is talking? Let's talk a little bit like a, I think he's dating a preacher lady or something. That's what I'm reading on my old friends. So Shaw Maddie as well. Okay. Hmm. So I'm not really sure what's going on yet, but we'll see.

So they're talking about her, um, depression, her postpartum depression. And she's like, but you know, we're, we should, we weren't gonna take a trip and I didn't get to because of team. Oh, blame me. But I was thinking, maybe I could take one with you guys. It would probably be justice romantic. And none of you would give hundreds of ways that we needed on our trip to a friend of ladies passing in the street. So yeah. So yeah, so then she invites she said she's going to invite all the ladies and just all is like, well, everyone except for Monique, of course, saw.

And she's like, well, Monique is a friend and you know, she's never going to do it again. She's scared. She's so scared. Yeah. And she's like, well, I for one will not be okay with that. I know that Wendy will not be okay with that. I know that Candace won't be okay with that.

And she's like, God, you sound like one of those commercials that say 9 out of 10 dentist recommend. 9 out of 10, but dentists recommend don't go on a trip with money, apparently. Yeah, pretty much. And she's like, this is the environment that she created. Yeah. So then we go over to high as Will Merlund Yeah, we go to place called camp space and Robin is there It's I guess it's like a space we take photos. It's like a photography space

Maybe or a workspace, but Robin is there with a photographer This is the beat the photo shoot to to help the embellish website and so So she's there and then Jacelle shows up and she's saying how like she's so happy for Robin that she has these hats and she's selling them, you know, because she has a little irresisting to pay, I don't know, it's like $1200 or something, or $4,000 or something stupid.

Da. And the producer's like, it's $90,000. She's like, oh my bad. I guess my judgment isn't always the best. Hold on I'm waiting to get a phone call from Jamal my faithful lover. So they have a model there named Shavan and she's taking pictures and she's like oh my god is that Katie Ross. It looks just like her.

I did. And Robin's like hey has anybody ever said you resemble Katie Ross? And the girl's like, uh, who? Who's that? Who's that? I'm sorry. So then Wendy shows up and then Jizzell and Robin are telling her that they loved her event.

And Jizzell's like, oh yes. And Karen, she got up and was imitating you. Just, you know, I thought I'd put that out there. You know, she was imitating you after I told her the things you told me and I said I wouldn't tell her. Yeah, of course she leaves all that out. She just makes it sound like Karen just winning on Wendy for no reason.

Right. And was imitating her and she said, Wendy came in like this and then just held this so crazy walk and Rob was like, No, no, it was more like this. And then she does like the laid back walk and Rob was like no, no, it's more like this and then she does like the laid-back Walk and Wendy's cracking up and so Wendy's laughing Which this is the second time to tell is not getting what she wants in a tattletail scene

So she's like oh, yes, and she said you're the doctor the doctor of what? You know medical doctor. You haven't performed surgeries. You haven't cured a Like yeah, I don't know that she went that far at just now. You're having to work really hard right now It's she is ever obit's like well, it wouldn't be a robin event without just all making some trouble Fine, I'm being messy. Why can I be messy every now and then? You are totally allowed to be messy every now and then, but like basically, like you're just like a hoarder's episode at this point. Yeah, she's just out.

She's just very just out. She's very just out like in this season. And I'm not hating it as much, honestly. I don't know why. Usually just all makes me crazy. I get so mad at just out. And this is my my, haha. Like I think she's hard to softenlle makes me crazy. I get so mad at Jacelle and this is I'm like Ha ha Yeah, you start to soften last season on her. I noticed what's that last season is when you start to soften on her a little bit

Cuz I've always been a fan of Jacelle since season one. I've always been a big Jacelle fan But you hated hated and it lasts I love her I hate how she betrays everybody. She's just a bad friend And she just goes so low and she gets so dirty. Like I just don't like it at all, but I'm cracking up at her now. Maybe just because you're used to it, you know?

Yeah, maybe now that Candace is here, you realize that it could get a lot worse. Yeah, so the girls all arrive and Ashley brings a big box of gifts for everybody and she's like, oh my god Is that Katie and everyone starts cracking up and then Karen gets her own theme song when she comes in the music It's like Boom Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don soldier arriving I've been told I'm soldier for a I've been told I'm soldier for a now let's go and

Take some photos today So can't listen when dear talking and when he's like so how are you? She's like, I don't know. It's just Confusing right now for me some really confusing cuz Because let's not forget she's traumatized. She came in on a stretcher. They like had to put heart paddles on her to even do the scene. So she's like, now it's just very confusing because Karen was also being very supportive of me.

And they're like, pose ladies. So they immediately stopped shit talking in some aisle for the camera. Yeah. So yeah, so Ash is telling the group that are therapist told her that she has to get back stop shit talking in some aisle for the camera. Yeah. So, um, yeah. So Ash is telling the group that her therapist told her that she has to get back to doing the things that she likes to do, like yoga and traveling. Um, well, because they're all taking photos, sorry, there's a photo shoot, which looks ridiculous.

And then Ash is talking about this stuff. And she's saying that like, one of the things that she wants to get back to, get back to doing is traveling. And that's why she's inviting all the women to and she unfurls a big flag and they're like, uh, and then Candace goes, is that China like Candace? Okay, I'm not saying that everyone has to know every world flag, but- Did you know that? I didn't know it.

So, this is what I was telling to Dominie, because of course I had to pause and like, weigh in on whether or not I would have known the flag. And basically, I think that, I feel like I know that like that red and green is Portugal, but in a vacuum, I might not have known it. I'm not gonna pretend like I'm as, as like aware as I would like to think.

I think that like, I think that if I saw, if I were like in an online forum and you know, online forums will have time to have little flags that doesn't date where people are from, if I saw that flag, like, oh, Portugal. But if someone unfrolded to me in the middle of a weird photo shoot, I'd be like, I don't know where that's from. But I know it's not China. Yeah, I mean, I'm straight up stupid, so I would not know at all,

but most of them at least stayed quiet. And Wendy got it. She's like, Portugal! She starts dancing around because she is correct. And they're like, how do you know that? And she's like, because I watch soccer. And I have four degrees.

Yeah, I was very impressed. I was very impressed. And I have four degrees. Yeah, I was very impressed. I didn't say degrees. Yeah. Yeah. I've done an open heart surgery on Portugal. Actually, so. Suck it. Yeah.

That's it. So, baby Dean is not going to be coming on the trip. Asher will be alone. So, way away, staying home with Daddy. We'll see how his titties work. She's going to go home and baby Dean is going to know he's just going to keep shoving dollars in her cleavage. She's going to get photos of baby Dean at the MGM with a stripper. Oh, oh my god, I just got a picture of baby Dean hanging upside down from a poll. God, he really learns fast. He really learns fast.

So Monique is also not coming. So she's not coming. And because, you know, the whole situation. So Wendy is like, you know what, I just want to clear the air before this trip. And you know, there's something that's bothering me. Karen. So then immediately it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, in Jacelle and I find it so odd that you're talking about me being a doctor and you don't even have one degree. And I have four. She's like, well, I have a formidable institution of a business

and marriage, but go ahead, go ahead Wendy, go ahead Wendy, formidable institution of a business. I don't think, I mean, I don't think that Wendy's argument is, uh, is like a great argument, but I don't think that Karen's response is, that her response is perfect. I have a formidable institution of a business. Okay. When you're trying to argue about your education and your response, I have a formidable institution of business in marriage. It's like, no, I'm memorizing that shit and using it.

Yeah, it's an institution. What we have is an institution. I've had a that shit and using it. Yeah, so it's an institution. What we have is an institution. I've had a formidable institution of a business. I've sold five bottles of La Dame, my institution. And when he's like, well, what I do think is I am not went to brag about my degrees and everyone just kind of looks down like, oh geez. And then we see the montage.

I have four degrees. I have four degrees. I have four degrees. I have four degrees I have four degrees I have four degrees so then she continues her sentence after having said I'm not one to brag about my degrees but having a PhD less than 2% of the world has that and more people have empties than PhDs but again I'm not trying to brag about having a PhD yeah and so she's like so I would feel as a black woman that I would care an interrupt, so she goes, well, I'm married to a black doctor of business. A doctor of business, so I understand education, because education is an institution, much

like my business and family institutions of formability. Formidable institution of a business. So Wendy's like, well, I'm married to a jurist doctor uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, like women to have a doctorate so you shouldn't be making light of it. Which you probably could have just said that. Like just start with that so that way we don't all get like fixated on her breaking that her degrees again. So Karen's like, are you done? Do I get to talk? Okay, let's be very clear. Someone from a farm who's also a soldier who is here talking with an institutional business marriage. Every time we have an issue it's a interpretation of what I've said to someone,

and I'm, oh, it's always out of context, and a little bit, that's a little bit of f**k to it. So in conclusion, I understand the power of education. I come from a very educated family. We sell soy beans and corn to all corners of the world, including Portugal, which as we all know, is in South Asia. Yeah, she goes, even though I don't have a degree in when he's like not NAN one, she's like not NAN one. I don't need one because I'm one of those people that succeed. Good when God is good. Okay Wendy, God is good.

It's made me succeed and I've been blessed with a spirit of an entrepreneur and I'm doing good. And you know, there are a lot of people in this country that do not have degrees. My mother said this and I stand by it. Karen, code your room, you little hooker. Also, common sense is a saving grace, and baby, you can't buy it and I got it so long! My mother used to always say, Karen, come to the phone, Michael Jackson's on the line, and he was asking what to date, and I'd get there and she'd say, just kid, it'd go back to your room. And I learned from that, I learned, that's always good to have high expectations, because you never know who might be on the phone,

even if it's just a joke. Mm-hmm. And she tells us that Jisal twisting her words, that's an indicator that something isn't right in her relationship with Jamal. Mm-hmm. Anytime she starts twisting my words, it tells me, her shit isn't tied.

So I'm gonna forgive Winby, and I'm gonna look straight at Giselle. Which is true. Yeah, it is true. I think this is so true. Giselle's just like, please do not focus the camera on me or my story. It's okay.

I showed you the place that my daughters will be serving a fastish food, fast casual food. And that's all you're getting for me this season. Yeah, Karen's like, all right, Wendy, let me show you what you did so we can be clear. Okay, you came down the step, you slither down the steps, you slither like a little snake soldier, unlike a human soldier, like I am, you slither down. And Wendy goes, I sonnered. And so she does the imitation of her, This fight is so annoying because Wendy's like, how dare you?

She's like, you question my degrees, you know? Bob, she's no one questioned your degrees, Wendy, okay? Calm down. Yeah, and then, and then they also imitate it with your degree. And they start imitating her and then they, it sort of looks almost like it's like, it becomes basically like a procession and then they sort of looks almost like it's like it comes basically like a procession and then they sort of like walk out the door.

And then even Wendy's laughing and it's like funny and it's like, okay. And then two days later, don't don't don Monique Samuels has filed charges over and over and over and over again. Yeah, counter suit, drama escalates, and then we go to Candace. She's like, that rusty ass bitch. You have no comments, you have no screw balls. You have nothing.

You're listening to your weak ass lawyer and your hood rat friends and telling them what to do. You look stupid. Listen to her lawyer, what do you think you did? What, you just, you just, you get a lot of talk to you. You read it lawyer, what do you think you did? What? You just, you just just, you read it for she could do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course she does do her lawyer, because you're so eager. Yeah. I love that she's just telling everybody, yeah, I want her to go to jail. Like I want whatever they, I want them to prosecute this to the fullest extent of the

life. That means her going to jail then so be it. And then she's like, she called a lawyer. Oh, there's the game. Oh, dear. I'm sure there's probably also a thing like you have to counter Sue in order to get some sort of, to have a shot at some sort of damages. I'm making that up, but it feels like it sounds right. And, you know, I'm not, I don't have four degrees.

So I have four degree deodorants upstairs, but not here. So, so anyway, Chris is like, well, then let her look stupid, let her just calm down. Come on, we already knew this would happen. She's never in my 33 years of life, not even when I was almost in a girl band that was signed to a label. Have I encountered a person who would be this arrogant

and evil and sociopathic beyond my mother to think and to have a case, counter-summe for what she did. And then it cuts to Monique and she's like, well, two people were the reason that this fight happened. Not just wine, don't, don't, don't. And Chris is like, look, you know, it's just important to know yourself, know what you did, know how it happened and be fine with it.

Just let it play out. I mean, you're going to go on a trip. It's going to be so relaxing. A housewives trip. Just, yes, please don't let this get in the way of you going to Portugal for a whole week. When I get to have a whole week at the house without you being here, relax.

Go on your trip, go on your trip, have fun. Please, please, please go away. Yeah. And so she's furious. Oh. I can't, I can't, I can't. Which is what we all say during her scenes, which is that sort of funny. Ah.

Ah. And that's the end of the episode. Next week, do they go to Portugal next week? It looks like they go to Portugal next week. So we got that to look forward to a housewives trip. And next week, we are going, we're really going nowhere because we're just going to be here, but we are doing our live show, so we have that to look forward to. So go watch our crappens.com, the link and the information for that. That'll be super fun. We got that new episode of Dwell Hello, that's up, our patreon stuff and everyone just stay safe

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