Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Girl... Bye?

Episode Date: August 27, 2019

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real story is the sad, disturbing decline of Katie as she seemingly disappears into thin air. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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But for now, let's turn our attention onto the blazing hot glory that is real housewives of Potomac. Yes, wow. Real housewives of Potomac, oh can I tell you one thing really quick? Yeah, of course. So I went to a party at Lea Black's house on Saturday night. Saturday night! And Jeff Lewis was there. He's always such a sweet heart with Megan and Doug Bootin. I think that's it. You pronounce his name while I'm an idiot, but they're all so nice to us and really lovely.

And I saw Jeff Lewis's new boyfriend and can I just say, Whoa, wow. So it's funny. Yeah. He's his new boyfriend. Does friends with my friend? And I saw him on Instagram and he's got a private Instagram. And yeah saw that they're public now. Yeah that guy is hot he's tall right? Yes, oh well I mean he's not I guess I don't know. I don't like I said I don't look at that that kind of thing. I just looked at face and teeth and I was like wow you're stunning. Did you notice that the teeth were tall higher up with a teeth at a higher altitude than normal?

Well, I guess there are a lot of smaller people in the world, so maybe he's tall. Maybe he's tall if you're short I don't know but I just I have a really good story except I saw this gorgeous guy and I was like who is that guy? I can't even speak you know, I get very nervous like that. I was like who is that? They're like that's just new boyfriend. I was like oh Anyway, congratulations. Yeah, I love very nice from where I watched him talking he smiles He seemed very lovely, but I was like I'm not talking him. I'll be on the floor. Yeah, I was looking at his Instagram through my friend, because they're friends, but I like his private, so I can't look.

And I was basically stalking, and I was like, wow, that guy is hot. He is hot, and good for Jeff. You know, sometimes you just have to appreciate a hot man. Like, I was looking on Instagram the other day, and I was looking at, you know, I follow a few people who just, just because they're hot, as Karen

Huger would say I candy as if she made that up everyone says I can't be oh I just like to say my I can't if I'm gonna go flying in the sky but sometimes there is I candy and sometimes I candy annoys me sometimes I'm like oh they are so hot but they know blah blah blah but sometimes I look at I candy and I'm like, you know what God bless them. They are they are hooring themselves out on Instagram for my pleasure and I appreciate that. So thank you. And someday I God sure did bless this one. Yeah. Yeah. Someday I want to make like a list of my favorite like Instagram thoughts and just be like people enjoy these bodies, you know. Yeah. Colash of thoughts. Yeah. Colash of thoughts. Yeah. I don't know that this is this. I don't want to call him a thought. He's's not a thot. No, no, no, no. I know. He's he's seen very

lovely by that. Just wanted everyone to know in case everyone's worried about the state of Jeff Lewis's love life. He's fine. He's got a hot. He's doing just fine. Good for him. Good for her. So that's exciting. Yeah, so that's my huge news. That was your birthday girl. That's really intricate story. Your birthday gift was that you got to be around a really hot guy. Yeah, I got to be like totally nervous from just seeing a hot guy like I'm an engineer high

and gonna get beat up. Okay, so now real house laws of phato, mate. So the episode picks up where last week left off, which is that all the women are like outside on the balcony of Robin's suite. And Ashley and Katie are having like a fight where Katie, Ashley's just like coming really hard for Katie, who is just like on the precipice of just like turning into dust. She's just like barely keeping her shit together. And that's when

she's kind of like, you know what, I am going through a lot of shit. My life is really hard. And if you don't want to be a friend to me right now during this, then fuck you. It's funny that you say that she looks like she's going to turn to death. That's such a perfect way to put... She's like a newspaper and a museum. Like, it's under glass and if you touch it. Katie's like too fragile.

I think Ashley's right, but at the same time, Ashley, you're the one picking on her. So... You know, like... Yeah. I'm not strong enough to get beat up on this trip so yeah also I really don't think that Ashley knows the context yes Katie did call her stupid but I also again I just feel like there's like a difference between saying you're stupid versus being like well if she believes that then she's stupid you know I think she's just being stupid or I mean I guess Katie said well I don't think Katie did say I

just think she's stupid I don't know know. For some reason, it just, it was in the context of everyone talking shit about that situation. I just don't think it was the worst thing in the world. And Ashley came really hard against this clearly fragile woman as evidenced by her wig. Yes. And who brought this to everyone's attention? Jizal. Of course. Jizal who just skates through this whole thing, is usual. Which is okay with me this year, because she's cracking me up. But still, yeah, Katie's like, you're not strong enough to get. Yo, dad!

What are you thinking about? And she's like, well, fine, you're right. I'm not strong enough. And if you don't want to be my friend, because of what I'm going through, then fuck you. And then Karen's like, oh, it's going in that field. That's not okay okay you are strong enough hmm you'll be anywhere you'll be trying to be anywhere specifically the La Dame reveal party hmm we're gonna reveal air in bottles try to walk away and you

stop try to fall down and you stumble! I don't remember the words, but I do know Macy Gray and I can hook up a recording session for you! Katy, I've got a question. Now I see your feeling a little down. Would you care for me to invite Macy Gray to sit on the stool behind you and just look at you and tell you to give you some constructive criticism and notes? That might help!

And everyone's talking to her like she's a baby now, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like we want you to be here if you want to be here. Okay, okay, and this, who's the, she has that perfect talking to a baby voice. We want you to be here if you want to be here. Katie's like, I'm fine with the fuck you guys. Exactly, and Ashley then does this thing like, I don't wanna be your enemy, and then Katie's like,

well, I don't wanna be your enemy either, but I'm feeling pretty attacked, and it's not fair. And so, Jizelle's like, how about we just drop it? Let's just table it for later. I'm like, of course, that's classic Jizelle, stir it up, and then be like, guys, we should just really drop it. Yeah, I'll bring this up at another meal to ruin Okay, how about that? Sounds good. Exactly. So

Yeah, so they all decide that they're gonna go to sleep and They're all like moving to their rooms and of course Candace is like Candace stop singing you don't Who gave you the right to sing everywhere who Who told you that you have the voice that... Like, if you're Whitney Houston on your recipes, on your on being Bobby Brown, you are allowed to sing. It's time to go.

But if your can is still heard, you don't have the right to sing every time. Yeah, Candace. I just check the records at City Hall. No one is giving you the right. You do not have a license to sing. Yeah. So Ashley and Robin are talking and Ash is like,

you know, now I have to take a step back from what I feel because I have to realize that this person in front of me is not okay, which is very real housewives of New York during scary Island with Kelly Benz almost going crazy and so on. He's like, guys, she's mentally unstable and now we're beating on a mentally unstable person and meanwhile over in Karen's room We've like transitioned over to producer cam for some reason aka like someone's on their cell phone Because I guess like the cameraman were like we are not shooting anymore of Karen Hueger tonight So if you want to do this you do it yourself producer and it's basically Karen leads the Candace into her room

And it kind of almost feels like the beginning of a porn. She's like, well, here's my room You'll see make yourself comfortable and Candace is like, oh, this is nice This is very nice as if they don't all have the same room, you know and And they just start talking shit about Ashley basically basically, Karen, of course, loves any opportunity to pounce on Ashley and say that she's essentially talking all this shit about Takedi to deflect from the Michael situation.

Right, which typical housewives, like I don't like her for my own reason, so let's jump on her. Who cares if that girl called her stupid? Yeah, exactly. Oh, the G, that was dark, and that was so dark. We don't meet up on hurt people. So now it's the next day, and you know, since we're not in Potomac,

we don't get the Potomac deer, but we do get is the camera. I can't believe there wasn't a deer in the ocean, like terrified. I really needed that from this show. You know that there was like a deer sitting on a Shes lounge like Alex McCord on Scary Island and the deer is just like happy to be away from these women and the women show up at this resort and the deer is like, oh my god, I can't believe she's here. I know they're like, where'd all the deer go? They're all running on the freeway trying to get away. But instead of we get an iguana, did you see that or an iguana-esque creature? Oh, I put Michael sits on a rock.

Oh, guys. Yeah. So, um, yeah, so it's morning and Karen it like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr No, no, stop. Stop, just answer the phone. Okay, no, you've put the phone in the microwave. No, you got no. Okay, okay, well, the phone is melting. I can feel it and the house is burning down. Totally. Ray's just like, do you have sand in your toes? Soon, Ray, soon. Soon, I'll have sand in my toes. Ray, God, this is such a romantic relationship,

America. We're actually gonna have a reveal party for the sand in my toes. We've been in sand discovery at this moment, and soon we'll be revealing the sand for everyone to see. And then I just wrote just L saying, Ah, fire. What's that about? I don't know.

She was pretending to be asleep in her bed, even though she was like propped up on the pillow in full makeup. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, that's what she was. Oh, yeah, she was like propped up on the pillow in full makeup. Yeah. Oh, okay, that's what she, oh yeah, she was just yelling in bed. Oh, maybe that's what it was. So then Katie's not feeling well. She's, she's calling Jacob and she's drinking her cranberry juice. So she's just feeling like shit.

And then Ashley calls her mom and's like talking to her and getting, getting some advice about how to handle the situation. And she feels really guilty about attacking Katie and she's realizing that she should exercise compassion. So there's that. And then she keeps saying, you know what she does that drives me nuts, Ronnie. It's like one of my big pet peeves. And I am actually surprised we've made it this far this many years.

They've podcasted without me saying this. As she then tells her mom she goes, unfortunately, I can be very reactionary. I'm like, people reactionary does not mean that you react to things. Reactionary means that you're ultra conservative and you hate liberalism. That's what reactionary, if you're a reactionary, well, even worse in terms of like, improper word. But whenever someone says, I'm just very reactionary.

What they're actually saying is, I hate liberalism. If you're a reactionary, that means yes. If you're a reactionary, it means that you are like a hard core right-winger. That means you do not like change. And you like, you do not. Well, look at that.

I looked at that. In common usage, reactionary is a generally disparaging term used to describe a person or policy opposing liberal or progressive change. Yeah. So it's just funny when Ashley is saying the reason why she got mad at Katie is because she's a reactionary. Like I'm just just imagining her going on to what's it called like Steve like Steve Bannon.com. I can't listen to Katie because she really does not support Steve Bannon. Yeah, she's on bright part. Yeah. She's like, what if I happen to Sarah Sanders? That's what I want to know.

You know, in full words, they make a lot of good points. Oh, good. So the mom is just saying what and also what she does it really bothers me is she takes this fight and she makes it sound like Katie's asking to be put in a mental institution. You know, she's like, Katie basically admitted that she's not okay and she is very upsetting. She's like, no, she's not. You said that. She just said, okay, I am going to you step. She's not, no, she's not. You said that. So you just said, okay, I am going to you step. She's not saying like put me in a hospital, you're an asshole, okay. Stop trying to come down from that.

You're an asshole, you're being an asshole. Ash is like typical liberal. So, they've taught, snowflake over there, it's melting in the Cayman Sun. So, it would be, it would be kind of funny if she was like a hardcore like Tommy Laren fan that would just be hilarious

So, so I will I mean Katie does look so sad like I my heart is like breaking for her during this episode because she just looks defeated by life. She does. She looks like she's going through a lot of stuff and, you know, I don't, I don't, I don't want to comment further because you know what my general opinion is going to be and she's going through it. So I'll leave that. I actually don't know, but I'm a little scared. It's like the fear of the unknown. So she's been so wacky on her Instagram for so long. There's gotta be some kind of issue, you know, whether it's mental or if it's some kind of substance abuse or whatever it is, you know.

Yeah, some of that. You don't just leave that at home. Yeah, I know. You come down, exactly. But yeah, I just said I'll be furlown and then I didn't, that was the most progressive way of not leaving girl. You said what I think probably a lot of us were thinking, and I just think that we're

all sort of sad about it, which is why we don't want to fully go in. Because if we were Jacks, you'd be like, he's fucking uncrowcated. He's like, co-knows, co-knows, co-knows, co-knows, co-knows, but with Katie we're like, aww. Yeah, Katie, I'm like, yeah. And she also has kids. So then we also have like, maybe incorrect, but I think this was the debut of like a Really annoying new trend from Ashley, which is that she now calls Robin Rabina. She's like

Oh I know where did that come from. It's like their best friends. Yeah, yeah Rabina Rabina and then she goes, what's up Ash? Ash looks, please stop. Everyone stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. You look so fresh. So do you. Let's eat our breakfast.

Look at these two are trying. So they go out to the back and they start talking and just else shows up and she's like, hello, what? Hi. I'm braided from last night. That huge fight that I started. I'm in a happy mood because I started with a lot of people. just else shows up and she's like, hello, what? I I I

Am in a happy mood because I started huge fights and as such I'm wearing a robe that looks like a light bright toy kit I'm surprised that she hasn't come for Robin yet for not having her in the room. Yeah, almost soon soon I think she's just so thrilled that everyone else is fighting. Yeah, I think that Robin cut through off at the pass, personally, but we'll get to that. So she's like, on one hand, I was glad we dressed it. But then it also let me realize that my ego was hurt by Katie. But then Katie is hurting herself.

So far. You just did such a hard-court-to-zel and on occasion, something that sound like she's in a soda commercial. Like, the taste, the flavor of diet coke. Do the do-wow. This is the grandum of commercial breaks. Time to take one.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So, um, yeah, so Robbins like really concerned because she doesn't want Katie to think that she was brought out there to be a punching bag and And so Jacelle goes, I mean if someone came to me and tried to hurt me like how Karen did to me last night by the way, yeah You have to acknowledge the heart top. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. and stable. Karen wanting me to apologize a thousand times, but she's gonna give us a roll ball of center. And then she just immediately starts going into Karen on Karen's perfume launch and like, oh you want to see a roller ball? This is a roller ball. This is a roller

ball. What's she gonna have? Yeah, she's like, well, I was, you know, Karen isn't, what you miss Robin is that Karen isn't doing a launch. She is actually just doing a revealer. And I said, well, are you distributing it? And she said, well, she's distributing it herself. I had to talk to my, her business partners. And this one I realized, Karen doesn't own the fragrance. So she's just starting full shit out about this.

And I didn't look anything up, but isn't she's doing that same thing. I mean she's distributed all over Target and stuff. So isn't she working with the distributor? I don't honestly don't know this is like way out of my pay grade Like I can pontificate about a lot of things but it comes to distribution channels Like I played a lot of board games with economics in them But this is like real deal and I don't know I don't know There's a lot of things to be a face of but but ascent, like it reminds me, and I've told

you this before, so sorry to repeat, but when Poverty came out with a scent, like the face of his scent, I was like, who wants to smell like you? Yeah. Like who wants to smell like an old fat opera singer? No, but no one, you know, face of something like a dish, you know, like a plateware. I would love a paparotti plate. Yeah, wouldn't you know paparotti plate? Did I call it parvotti? Parvotti, parvotti from survivor. I would do a parvotti plate too. Really any plate.

So I have plates with Jesus on them and I love them. I mean, it's great branding. Every time you eat, you're like, pray. Well, you know, our lovely friend, Daniela, who's part of the Bay Area, Betges, she gave me, did she give you one too? I don't remember. I think it was like a, maybe like a birthday thing or whatever, but she gave me a plate that says this isn't my fucking plate.

And it is the most popular plate in my collection. Even with people who don't watch Bravo, they're like, what is that plate? It's cursing at me. I love it. Amazing plate. So she's like, Le Dom has been Le Dom offensive. I was like, okay, just, you can stay.

Yeah, exactly. Because you can still make dad jokes. And I love dad jokes. And she goes, I have done enough work and therapy to know, you have to meet people where they are. And in Karen's case, that's probably a good will where she's trying to find some furniture for her empty house. So we will be having lunch at the Salvation Army.

Karen, that's not why you should be wearing your camo. It's not a real army put it away. So then Katie and Karen are talking, and Karen's like, well, I'm ready to pet a stinger thing in shallow water. You know I don't swim, right? I hate what I'm terrified to pet a stinger thing and shallow water. You know I don't swim right. I hate what I'm terrified of water You know that right? I'm so excited for today apparently we're gonna go see sting and we're gonna raise gonna fly down So it's a great day very excited. I wore my fields of gold T-shirt. It's my favorite song of seeing

Rain sting nothing turns me on more my favorite song I'm seeing! Rain's seeing, nothing turns me on more. Hmm. Rain, rain, when are you gonna get it? Things show gonna stop soon, right? So then we get on the bus and you know that there's gonna be at least one of these girls who's like, I'm a girl, stingrays. I wonder who it's gonna be.

Yeah, yeah. You cannot believe who it actually is. Yeah. Well, so, um, yeah, so by the way, there is like a very brief interlude where we go back to, we go back to Monique's house where she's making her kid get a new cup because the other the kid puts something dirty in the cup. I was like, right, I'm so glad we checked in on that. So then yeah, Monique trying not to smack her kids. So like, get the cup, get the cup. I know. So then yeah, I make trying not to smack her kids So they're on the bus and as she's like well today I may be conquering my fear not of liberals but of stingrays because they did kill Steve or win and Karen goes

Sting kill Steve Irwin, honey wasn't arrested. What's happening here? Steve Gilles, Steve Irwin, and he wasn't arrested. What's happening here? Thank God I increased my life insurance. I was like, what would that do for you, Karen? You won't get the money. What is what is Reagan to get out of it like a few roller balls of Ladom with a with a bottle top falling off? The roller falls out. I was burning my skin. I never even knew what a roller ball was until this happened, until this episode.

It sounds like a drug. Roll the ball. Who are all addicted to rollerball? I mean, all the kids are doing it. Yeah, so then we go to a boat and just else trying to pretend that she's being nice to Karen before she attacks her. So she's like, look at Karen. Her wig is staying on. Wow, Karen. Your wig is so tight. I'm so proud of you. At which point Karen starts to reenact the honey video by Mariah. I was like, oh, honey, I'm a man. Mm-hmm. Shaking her head.

Doesn't it fall off? I think we're both ignorant about is how do you get your wig to stay out like that? Because that wind was blowing. I mean, we've seen Karen's wig practically walking a dog down the street Like that thing will not stay but how does she staple gunning her wig onto her head now? How has that happened? I don't know. I don't know anything stays put in life Karen you got the face of wig staple guns Like Karen there's a there's a line of blood coming down from your brain. That's not started by just that. Yeah, that blood is a rumor. That blood is a rumor. No, no, no, no. Anyway, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's a rumor. I see the Karen, please thought you're not at a sting concert. You're losing too much blood. You think you're at an actual concert

Stop it Karen She probably does sing That's not staying Karen Like is that the or those little lyrics rocks and you don't have to put on your wig tonight You don't have to put on your wig tonight. Let's do it. So stupid. So they go to stingray city. Wow, you get the best deals on the best prices on stingrays.

Yeah, so when I went to see stingrays with my family, this is my mom. She went, fuck that, I'm saying all about. And so the Katie's basically Ronda right now. She's not feeling good, you know. She's like, I'll be in there, okay? Yeah, so she stays on the catamaran. And then there's like a whole bunch of like strange concepts that start just like

abutting each other during the scene because now we have the real housewives of Potomac in Stingray city and then a guy goes, so this is Pancake. I was like, wait, we've got too much going on here. Pancake, the Stingray, too much. And by the way, how do we think Pancake feels about that? Pancake's name is like, my name is actually William. Not fucking Pancake. I have a PhD from Stingray University. Yeah, do you know how hard it is not to fucking kill you right now? I have a doctorate in, I have a doctorate in computer university. Yeah, do you know how hard it is not to fucking kill you right now? I have a doctorate in the... I have a doctorate in computer science.

So they're all doing that. Oh my god! Which, you know, it is kind of scary. You actually see the stingray space when they turn it up, torture is bouts or whatever. It's scary. I mean, it's scary. I mean, I'm not going to lie. I also would be thinking about Steve Irwin, but then the Cand Candace though, was being like, of course, totally over the top,

because she's so scared that she has to piggyback off of Ashley, her nemesis, and just else like, oh, I'm just happy that they're getting along, that Candace's irrational fear of water and stingrays, as for her to jump on the back of the person she hits the most what a glorious day. Hey pancake pancake So as she's like, I feel really bad that Katie is not having fun in the boat. I will go talk to her I am a compassionate person straight pride By the way, we should also mention that Karen did touch a stingray. She like touches it for like one second and she goes,

oh, we good high five high five stingray. And didn't she actually high five it or is that what she did? I think it like actually gave her a high five and then she's else steps on one. So yeah, so Katie and so so Ashley goes up to apologize to Katie on the catamaran and it's just like they have this whole conversation Where like she's like well, I thought we were becoming friends and I was opening up to you and then I heard you call me stupid and Katie's like I know

So yeah, I know I'm here. I'm on the show. So no all that are ready and Ashley's like, I said I'm sorry and K. She's like Squashed now would you get the fuck out of here, please? So then yeah, Ashley goes back in the water and she's like I'm gonna be a stingray in my next life I'm all stingrays are like oh That's all we be I'm gonna be named Waffle. Some stingray just locked its front door. Yeah, I know.

Who's more scared here? These ladies are the stingrays. Somebody just got stepped on by Giselle. I think the stingrays win in the pain department. Yeah, seriously. I mean, the poor pancake who has a PhD in computer science and a minor in gender studies got stepped on by by Giselle. Okay, not right.

The face of fish heads. It's like, how dare you, I'm the face of fish heads, I am pancake, I don't respect. So then they go in and Canvas is passing around cookies and Karen Karen's like, oh yes, business. Oh yes, I'm doing business on my phone. So here's the thing. This is going to be called Karen Huga Stingy Rayway. I need a picture of a flower, a white flower. White flower!

If ever I would lose my faith in Lord, oh, sorry. I'm just at this wonderful concert, lots of sting performers here Anyway, I know a lot of naysayers like Liza, see what I did, they might put a lie, where it would say Jizz and I turn into Liza, you can have that one think for your next song Anyway, LaDom LaDom Business, business, Adam.

It's like Karen, you are talking into your words with friends app. So, Karen, are you doing business, business over there? It's like, yes, yes, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,

me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, White flowers my bottles are here for the big reveal. It's gonna be great It's a big red potty. We have all this candy that's gonna be coming in look Oh, we just got some new candy Karen your plain candy crush. That's not actual inventory face of candy crush I know I have a lot of naysayers. I But I gotta keep working Cuz I'm the king of pain I bet I got to keep working.

Because I'm the king of pain! So she tells her that she's gonna have a cocktail party and Robin's like for what? I mean your thing is actually ready and so she's shocked She's completely shocked that Karen's actually come through with something. Yeah, and also clearly still does not believe it So so now the lady is like arrive at like a little beach side lunch thing and everyone orders all this stuff and after they're done ordering Jacelle never want to let a happy moment go by she goes can I make a red an observation? No, don't get in care and boys because it's refreshing to see the two of you can't dissonesh Ashley, together not wanting to knock each other's heads off. I like it. Which of course then makes them want to knock each other's heads off.

Yes. And Katie's like, well, wait. Ashley, Ashley goes, yeah. Well, before Candace went all banshee and liberal, we didn't really have any problems. And Candace is like, well, I will say, if you had a problem with my feelings about your and Michael situation, I apologize. What does that mean? If she had a problem, you've been going all over town spreading it and talking about it and laughing about it. And you still are doing the same thing. Shut up, Candice. Yeah. Not that I disagree with you. But still shut up.

But then I hate that kind of a problem. Well, it's even worse disagree with you, but still shut up, but then I hate that kind of a polish Well, it's even worse because she goes if you were offended by my feelings about Michael's situation I apologize and then she goes and I think it would be appropriate for you to apologize to me for potentially trying to do things that get under my skin you said I was fake living in my mom's house And actually it's like um was that reason enough to put a butter knife in my face? You socialists and she's like, I don't congeal on that and it wasn't appropriate But neither is coming into my house and being a shady asshole. I'm like This is the show you're on. You're all shady assholes to each other. Yeah, you're both right and you're both wrong at the same time

And I'm sick of talking about this. Okay. This is episode 16. Get something new to fight about. I'm sick of the same thing. Yeah. So Ash is like, um, it's not appropriate to talk about what happens between me and my husband and my uterus at which point the the waiter is like, uh, whoa, whoa, I'm going to come back with these conscious sandwiches in a few minutes. Yeah. You don't want to sort of consterned uterus talk. No. So then- And Candace is like, well, it wasn't just me talking about your uterus. It was everyone. It wasn't uterus. It was wheat-terus.

So then Candace is like, you know, the responsible thing is to apologize for shady remark that led me to me being inappropriate. I'm like, huh, that's funny that you say that because last time I checked when your mom swatted a bag into your face and you and you confronted her about her response was well Think about the things that you said that made me want to hit you in the face and you were so mad about that So what are you saying right now? The responsible thing is to apologize for shady remark that led me to be inappropriate? Huh, that's funny. Yeah, I apologize for making me do it. Yeah. Hmm. And Robin's like, okay, you got an apology and she said she's sorry for the

butter knife. We just be done with this now. Can't you think it's like, um, I actually would like an apology. It didn't, am I not going to get one? Okay, fine. I'll go. I'm gonna start. Stingray city. So then they go jet skiing and um,

Candace chooses 44 because that's her president and she lots him. So she gets on that. She's very pissed. Yeah, she's like, I'm against that jet ski. Thanks a lot, jet ski 44. Was this jet ski even made in this country? This Jetsky was made in Kenya. I will not get on it. Jetsky who's saying 44? Do you have a proper certificate for this thing?

Oprah's like, I love this Jetsky. I totally support this jet ski. So Karen gets on the jet ski and she is like, she's like within instructor and she is just like not allowing him to go. They're basically just like puddling through the waves very, very slowly. And she's sitting on some eye candy. Mmm. I think I don't think I can't get my fear of water, but at least I tried. I find pancake.

Pancake, what you think about that? I would have appreciated more support. I would have appreciated more support pancake. So then we get all the girls like this is so fun. This is so fun. And now it's Robin's turning to have her romantic call home. So she calls, she facetimes one and she's like, I want, I just went jet skiing. He's like, I'm busy. Can I call you back? And the music just Okay So then um So then Karen's like talking to Katie and she's like saying how like she's like She's they're talking about Ashley and she's like, you know

Ashley said we're just very inhumane in human. You know what I have to say to that Everything I say is humane to you Katie to say to that. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do tries to get her to go fight with Ashley. I mean, come on. Yeah. Have some, like, have some, what am I trying to compassion? Jesus Christ. Yeah. Check whether you sure because she is in your main. I'm gonna say something to her. And she goes, whenever, whenever you're down, I want you to know that you can call me press zero for operator and then say, ingless. Then I'll be on. Let, the face of Ladom!

Here's what you do if you need to call me. Okay, you just call up Ladom World headquarters located at 1, 2, 3, 4, shellfish drive, and I will answer. If I'm busy, just leave a message with Pancake. Kady, don't worry. Every breath you take, every move you make, message with Pancake. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. advanced degree and now is a receptionist. It's a hard job market, hard job market. Well, Pancake had to be a receptionist after Giselle stepped on Pancake's shoulder. Yeah, Pancake had a promising career. Well, people don't realize that Pancake, not only about having an advanced degree and being very well educated, also a great athlete and had a baseball scholarship. And it has now been ruined because his wing

has suffered permanent damage due to Giselle's foot. So now... We're pancake! I know pancake? Well, we're rooting for pancake. I think pancake could get it together. Hmm. So the girls go back to the hotel to get ready for their dinner and then we go check in on Monique.

It's date night with Chris and Monique. So they're at a restaurant and Chris is like, we'll have a lemonade! Ice water and some wine! Maybe a nice cab! An actual taxi cab! I would like to eat a taxi cab, please, thank you! What is your super the day? He's like better not squash soup and Chris looks so upset that it's better not squash soup. He's like, no! I will have muscles and risotto balls on top of the cap

Thank you Well bad news Monique our latest recruit pancake had to back out of the scout the turbine because Wing injury very sad news over here at the Redskins. I would like to order some pancakes, oh, too soon. So he goes, some people pregnant look like a moose. You don't. You look good with weight on your face and she goes, good, maybe I'll keep some of it. And he's like, well, I like it in certain areas like the caboose

I was like, you know, I'm kind of getting mad at you now and now he's mad because it was not mad But he's like, you know this pregnancy sure is killing our sex life. Oh, yeah She has a human inside her she has a human in her right now, okay? And she has not only human it's's a little chrysanumules, okay, those are big babies. Yeah, it's a gigantic human inside of her. So apparently the other time she was pregnant, it never affected their sex life, but now it is.

So he's like, okay, well, if that's stopping you from having sex then we can stop having babies now. Yeah, and then she puts her hand on his hand. His hand is just like sitting on the table. His hand actually looks like a stingray. It's just like this big thing, just like flopped out on the table,

and she puts her hand on it, and her hand compared to his hand is so small. Her hand looks like a tiny little dandelion just resting on something. It was so massive. His hand is huge. I don't think I've ever seen such a big hand before my life. And I'm a big hand.

I've got a big hand, but man, I look at those hands. I'm like, wow. Yeah, a bigger hand than mine. This is so romantic. It was huge. So now back over in the Cayman Islands, the women are getting ready for dinner, which means we hear Ashley go Sort of reminds me

Stop it Ashley stop it So then we we check on Katie and she's not feeling good. Robin goes over to check on her, right? And she's like, you feel good and she's like, no, I don't feel better. I'm just going to stay here. And she's like, I wasn't feeling great today. You know, I wanted to participate, but I didn't really get enough time to rest. And Robin's like, what's wrong? Wait, it's actually, Katie actually comes up to Robin's room. That's what it is. Oh, okay. And they bring her out to the balcony Yeah, and then Katie I like that Katie was just like okay, I'm not gonna come on another trip

But I just wanted to say are you cool with Jazeel? Now cuz I know you're mad at her remember when you told me that you're mad at her because she was extra at your house thing and Robin goes Oh Yeah, I guess so yeah and Robin goes, oh, yeah, I guess so. Yeah. It's like, okay, there, I earned my paycheck, I started a fight. Go check it out.

Yeah, exactly. She liked it the bare minimum. And now Robin is mad. And she's like, I'm still mad about that open house. I mean, what's more important, gunning for Monique's neck or celebrating my accomplishments? I'm like, probably gunning for Monique's neck, to be honest. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, this is a TV show. OK, congratulations. Congratulations on your eight-month flip. And then Robin goes, I mean, go off on her shore. But at least come in and say hello to people first. Yeah. Yeah, she's mad that she didn't have a cookie first. Yeah, I'm mad too.

How about that, Ricky? Yeah, so she's like, it's on point. I have to talk about it. So Katie's like, OK. Fatso, okay. Yeah, so she's like, it's so important I have to talk about it. So Katie's like, okay, done here, leaving. Okay, bye. Yeah. So, well, but then they, but before Katie even leaves though, they're like, still like, are you sure you're okay?

Katie's like, yeah, she's like the sun and the boat move man. It was, it was a lot. And Rob was like, are you sure you're okay? She's like, well, I just haven't been eating. I haven't really been myself lately. And Rob was like, are you pregnant? Get it, it's like. Done, done.

And Katie comes back and he's like, I don't know. I mean, I have been having sex with birth control. No. Condoms. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Pulling out. I don't even know what you guys are talking about. What are these things? And Robin's like, when's your period? She gets due today. Did you pregnant. Maybe she, oh, mom, maybe that's really sad because then she had a miscarriage that she put on Instagram.

Did you know that? I heard when you say put on Instagram, what do you actually mean by that? She was bleeding on the floor after her miscarriage and they put a picture, I guess her boyfriend took a picture and they put it on Instagram, like her Instagram stories. Wow. put it on Instagram, like her Instagram stories. Wow. Crazy. Like Katie's been going local on her Instagram for a long time, but this was like, yikes. And was she not invited to the reunion?

Is that what we, is that what we saw? Yeah, because she's too much, I think, because she's too much of a liability, you know? Like, that's so sad. These shows have gotten to the point where they're like, really, I mean, it's just too much. Like, there's great, there's fun craze, there's like Karen crazy, and then there's like Kim Richards, you know, when she, it's like, when is it too much, you know? And thankfully, I don't normally think like that, but this is, I think with Katie, when they brought her on, they thought she's sort of kooky and silly, you know, but I think

that they're starting to see that like, there's like real shit is like wrong with it right now. And whatever it is, something is wrong. Right. So then the lady, what are they doing now? They're gathering. They go to dinner. Right.

So now they go out to dinner and they're in the van and I actually say, you know, we went to check on Katie and I was angry. She didn't want to come. Like she's acting like she's so nice now. Yeah. I said, well, you were the one who said, she's not strong enough to be around this group. Oh, you went dark. You went dark.

Ashley went too hard last night. It was you broke her. It's too dark. It was dark. It was dark. She said she wasn't strong enough to be around the Karen. You were just screaming at Ashley clink clink your husband, you know, needs to be careful when he drops the

soap. Like, come on. Yeah, exactly. Talk about dark. So, um, yeah. So Ashley's basically saying how like, you know, the issue that she had was that Katie was was bashing her after after Ashley thought that she and Katie had become friends at which point Candace makes like a little face where she like purses her lips and like looks off the left's like hmm sounds familiar face you know but at the same time Robin Yawns but of course Candace is only when he gets that's fit but Robin also she's a Yawner you know that's that's like what she does yeah so she's like what is that what is that what are's like, what is that? What is that? What are you doing?

Rolling your eyes, I'm not rolling my eyes, because yes you are. You look to the side. That's rolling up. Yeah. Candice is like, I'm just saying that you did the same to me. I thought we were making a friendship in New Orleans and then you burned me.

You burned me. I'm like, well, she burned you after you started like talking shit about her. Although I actually oddly enough supported the talking shit about Ashley, if you go back to the archives. Yeah, but this is so Candace. You know, Candace started it. Yeah, Candace did start it. It was screaming and yelling in that hotel room.

And then she got a reaction. And now she's like, it's your fault, it's your fault. Ugh. Yeah, Candace is a piece of work. Yeah, she really is. So then they go to a restaurant and it looks like there's black light in the restaurant, like that, uh, uh, uh, that horror ride, kind of light. And, you know, that's always very scary, but you can see every piece of length on to your shirt.

Yeah. Yeah. That restaurant. And I say that because they're by the sea. And then, uh, there's like a whole bunch of tarp on. And so, uh, they, they like, there's a guy feeding these giant fish. And so every time like they put food over the water, the fish jump out to bite it. So then of course, every time the fish jumps out,

they're like, oh, those fish are, those tarp. And I draw my queens. Drama queens, high five, high five fish. They got us, be they drama queen fish. Hey, give a message to Pancake for me. I'll touch you, bitch. Hey, just try not to step on this one, okay? Mm.

Hey, give Pancake a message for me. Clean, clean, man. Clean, clean, clean, clean. Clean, clean, clean. Clean, clean, clean. Ooh, wow, what did Pancake get up to? I know. Who did Pancake get up to? Who did Pancake grow?

No, yeah, Karen's totally turned against the groping pancake. Pancake's gonna come back with a butter knife. So, yeah, so Jacelle is like, well, I'm happy to be sitting next to my best friend, Karen. My best friend, Karen, who is a very successful business that she most certainly must own, right Karen? And Karen's like, hmm, best friends, well, we like you and me, and we like me and pancake now, I don't think so. We cool, we cool. Have a, but you know pancake. And I always feel bad for Karen. I mean, Karen, she's probably one of the biggest drama queen assholes on housewives. And I love her. Yes. One of the biggest drama queen assholes on housewives, and I love her

Yes, one of the biggest asshole drama queens on housewives But I always feel bad for her because she always falls for it with just else. She always falls for it Just else like let's be friends again Karen Let's just be nice and the just else just turns like right away and Karen every time is like oh, okay But for me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times. I'm calling Pancake.

So, so Karen, she, you know, she's, she's trying to turn around on, on Juzal. She's like me, me best friend. No, look a little Robin over there. That's when, that's when you said that. Look at her, like how upset she was. That's your BFF, she's your at Little Robin over there. That's when, that's, that's when you, when you said that. Look at her, like how upset she was, that's your BFF. She's your BFF, it's not me. You know, separate room that she didn't invite you to stay in.

Mm, mm, mm, mm. I'm sure she has nothing on her mind that she wants to say to you. Mm, mm, mm. And Robin's like, well, with us, our friendship is very clear, but with you two, things are not clear. And Karen goes, well, the things that transpired between us, that is not transpired between you That has been very negative

Mm-hmm am I throwing it out the window? No, now we made progress. Yes Will her cap stay on her body who knows, you know, you unpack it and you go with it face off face off face off Here's what I gotta say about friendships in just hell if you love someone set them free free free set the frame So just like moving forward everybody we need to all own the bad things we do no matter if the person you're talking about is Strong as a box of rocks What are you where are you going with this so then Robin stop search like well speaking of Where are you going with this? So then Robin stops there.

She's like, well, speaking of, when you came to my open house, you came in guns blazing. I've, I've, I've, I've for a long way to get those cookies from the public. It would have been really nice if you had one bite of one. That was a huge event for me. It was a huge professional event for me to know how hard it was

for me to find those little cocktail napkins that said, open house and had a picture of a cactus that was smiling. That was hard. And Candace is like, whoa, I never thought I'd see the day where thing one would check thing too. Like, whoa, you're asking for it. And meanwhile, Karen is just enjoying this. So she starts doing her poker in the corner.

She says, hmm, hmm, hmm. I'm going to suck that piece of spinach out of my teeth, but I'll have my lips closed entire time I love her fucker when it's so strong that it makes like a line above her lips So good So almost like two lines that like come in together, you know, yeah So just tell is it across her it's like she's just blinking like Wait a minute, you know, so she takes a minute and she's like, well, there's no reason for her to go around saying, I don't like her, I don't like her,

I don't like Emmy, it's a broken record, but, time and place, time and place, time and place, time and place. She goes, mm, that was really wrong. I'm gonna work on that. Can you forgive me, please. Sorry. I'm sorry. To me. She was like that like cute little girl thing. Yeah, and just like man when she's pissed, then it's real because she doesn't get pissed off about anything. Yeah. So then she's like, well that was old, that was old just a la and we're trying to put her to bed.

Da, put her to bed in a small hotel room. Bed that's not sharing the presidential suite with a religious best friend putting it to bed So like now can we talk about you? What what about you in one? Did I scare him away at your event and she's like yes you did Well, I see growth there. You know this whole Judging you while you built your house and then still refusing to marry you thing. Oh wow romantic while you built your house and then still refusing to marry you thing. Wow, wow, romantic. Yeah. And so basically Robyn's saying, like, how we're talking about getting married again and

everyone's very impressed. And it's sort of weird because the scene kind of like kind of stalled out. They just kept on talking and we kept on looking at close-ups of food arriving and then like them slicing food and eating it, but they're just like talking idly about Juan and Robin. Yeah, which is another storyline that just needs to go away. What they needed to put instead of the close-ups of the food was just, they just needed to keep cutting back to Juan being like, I'm busy.

Can you call back later? Juan is like sexing with pancake at this point. Yeah. So then we move on to Zels. Like, OK, couldn't start a fight there. I'm really striking out tonight. So she's like, so, Candice, how's the book? And Candice is like, oh, it's going really well.

It'll be finished by the end of the year. And then Ashley comes in to start lecturing about how she needs to be a partial owner. Yeah. And make sure that she has paperwork in place. Yeah. She's like, are you going to have your name on the book and Candace is like, no, I want, I, I want him to feel like it's his own thing, which means that she was like, I want to be on this book and he said, no, it's my own thing.

Yeah. Also, why would she have her name on it? Is she cooking stuff? Isn't it, isn't it him who's the cook? Well, yeah, I'm the one who's Candace. I would not be surprised if she was the cook? Well yeah I'm the one's Candace I would not be surprised if she was like I'm I'm like on Bravo okay so put my name on it we're gonna help it sell yeah well they got a scene so that was good and they keep talking about it every episode but shut up Ashley yeah she's like

you guys you know you need to think ahead and have some paperwork in place and Curien's like um I don't know Ashley thinks she is, but it's ill-advised of her to give advice. She can't even carve out the stakes and her prenup. Hmm. Pucka, pucker pun. Hmm. I'm just saying, don't advise people to be a gold dicker.

Hmm. So then just as I was like, I have a good idea. Why don't we have Candice and Ashley? Why don't you guys have some one and one alone time maybe a breakfast tomorrow? How about that? Yeah, so they Reluctantly they're like, okay, we'll have with a roll. We'll do that. We'll do that and then they all start to dance Yeah, they get drunk and then the producer care him comes back and it's following Karen and Candace to knock on Katie's door. And she answers and she's like,

we're just checking on you. Mm. It looks better. And Katie's like, yeah, I feel so much better. She's in like a jacket and a scarf. She is literally about to escape to another life somewhere on a different continent. I know, yeah, she does not look better. And then Candace is like, well, she looked better and Karen goes, hmm, better in a jacket in a scarf.

Didn't they think it was odd that she was in a jacket in a scarf in the middle of the Caminoid Islands? Like, does that not strike them a strain? She's like, yeah, well Karen mentioned it, but she was trying to do it in a positive way. Like, look at her in a jacket and scarf must be feeling better. And then Katie's like, bye and close the door. And then all of a sudden the screen goes black and white and like, like, freezes on the door, almost closed. Then we go to commercial.

I'm like, I'm gonna do this. And then you just hear, I didn't teach it, but come on, let's have a drink. Let's have a drink. Come on, come on. So now it's the next morning and Jacelle is like writing something. Maybe she's journaling or working out. She's journaling. Yeah. So she's doing that.

And then Ashley and Candace are doing yoga together. And Candace, of course, is doing this whole like Candace does not do yoga. Okay. Candace wants cocktails right now. I'm like, just do Candace does not do yoga. Okay, Candace wants cocktails right now. I'm like, just do your yoga, do the yoga. So then they try and have this stupid talk, which I'm not buying for one second, because they're just going to keep yelling at each other. Yeah. And they're talking about Ash was saying how she's in her feelings, and she's been trying to step back and focus on the fact that Katie's been hurting, and

she's realizing that maybe Candace might be hurting too and Candice admits that she holds grudges and she was like trying to move in a positive direction and she got frustrated because she realized that she felt like she would have been wasting time trying to form a new bond with someone who had no intention of being friends with her and that was hurtful. Yeah, you are to blame, ma'am. Yeah. I'm gonna say it again. You started it.

So then, of course, Jizal pops up, she's like, Oh, good, you're doing what I told you to. Now, have you seen Katie? Yeah. And they're like, well, we went to her room last night and we saw her and she's like, Well, I went to her room. And her stuff is gone. She hasn't checked out. But she's gone. It's a murder mystery. Where is Katie? It's a murder mystery. Where is Katie? It is a little odd. I mean if you went to the doctor her stuff would still be there It's weird that her door would be open, but she hasn't checked out. I mean, maybe she just went to a while Who even checks out me more, you know, you just leave? It's true. Drop your drop your key in a box and leave darling and then the very last seat

They're like, don't don't don't and then it just shows like this Fossil in the ocean tipping over. We just see Katie, Katie, like grabbing on to pancakes, wings as he like flies are off to a different part of the sea. Take me away, pancakes. Take me away. And that brings us to the end of real hours.

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