Watch What Crappens - RHOP: He's a Real Nowhere Sherman

Episode Date: June 5, 2018

Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Karam from the Rose Prick's Bachelor podcast, Rose Thedos, Stephen. Hey Ronnie, what's going on? Hello. How are you doing? You survived the weekend. I love this weekend. I had so much fun. And now I'm here to survive the moon, baby. Well, let's jump into it. You guys, we had a very, very big social media weekend. We got a lot of new followers. So we just want to say, if you're new to the podcast, welcome, if you're returning, welcome.

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over the place at Lanta Philly, where it's just going nuts. So come see us, because those live shows are a blast. We want to see all your smiling faces, because it's fun for all of us. I can't imagine what's going to be like, especially with everyone so emotionally charged by Southern Charm. I can only imagine what's going to be like to be in a room of like four or five hundred people in San Francisco just going to town. Yeah, that's going to be our first live Southern Charm ever. So I cannot wait to hear the booze and hisses and the yays because these live shows get

very like, you know, like back in Western days. Exactly. Yeah. And people are fired up about Southern Charm. I like, we've actually not seen that sort of response for any show that in terms of social media response over the weekend. So, you know, bring it to San Francisco, everyone.

And on top of that, you can also go to watchcraftens.com to get T-shirts, exclusive T-shirts, like a new, what's the matter, what's happening, what's going on T-shirt that is amazing and hilarious. So watchcraftens.com. Yeah, we'll have a new shirt every month and go watch it, Ben's Ramona screen video on Instagram because I said it is resilient.

I've watched it a million times. I spent way too long making that. I just, I had the idea and I was like, I've got to mash up Ramona fighting with Bethany over the phone with a Jew par more, getting a threatening phone call from screen. So good. So a lot of time and you know, it was, it was a good way to spend a four hours and some day. Yeah, totally worth it. Also got to give a shout out to one of our listeners, Dan. I went to the gym. I was like, I don't want to go to the gym, but I'm going to go to the gym.

And one of our listeners, Dan, a handsome devil, came up to me and was like, hey, I'm a big fan of the podcast. So thank you for making me feel cool. And thank you for listening to the podcast. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum TV or off my street. Yeah, get off my street. That's better. I hate Monique's thing, which is you can't put me in the box because I'm the whole package. I'm like, but the package is the box. I know you fucking crazy. Maybe she means like one of those Amazon deliveries where there's a box inside the package. Maybe she's, you know, you know, how they package things that way? Yeah. Yeah. But I still, yeah, when there's like a box inside the box, it's like a nesting doll, but I still, yeah, when there's a box inside the box, it's like a nesting doll.

But I feel like, the package is like, you're the whole package, but it's your box too. And a lot of times, if you can, you'll put a package in a box. Yeah. And the way Amazon does it, they put the box inside the package and they wrap it with all this bubble wrap, it's like little airbags, which is kind of what you need, if you're gonna keep driving trucks. So they put the box inside the package and they wrap it with all this like bubble wrap it Like little airbags, which is kind of what you need if you're gonna keep driving drunk. So you're the box

You know what I asked if you were the package you would be dead from drunk driving, okay? The box inside. Yeah, it's like a package full of breathalyzers. You know what? I like boxes, so don't shade the Monique Leave boxes alone If a box arrives on my doorstep, I'm happy. Although I guess you would say, well, it's not the box that's making you happy. It's the package, but you know what though? Ask any child. Ask any cat. You know what they love? Boxes. So we open this episode with Ben's favorite thing ever. Which is Chris going. Alright, who can cook breakfast this morning. I want one child

It's awesome with a tree he's got like Goofy goofy is somewhere something through Jello call back to check the means talk business time Call back to check the means talk to me style Be foe foe Fone I want some breakfast. Yo, I smell the smell of an English man Wait a minute. That's just Michael at a bowling alley. Why does he smell so? What happened to Michael's nose? My ashes Michael yeah, um, it's all my scavian stuff Maybe he has a sepulis What happened to Michael's nose? Ash is Michael? Yeah. It's all my scavenging stuff.

Maybe he has a syphilis. Yes, okay, it's pretty close. It's the Phyllis explosion. Yes, the billboards tell us in West Hollywood. Syphilis is serious. Syphilis is serious. They're everywhere, okay? Okay, Michael.

Stop getting things with your nose, sir. Keep your nose out of everybody else's business. Yeah. Um, Robin is FaceTiming someone named Carly about speakers for her event. She's like, Oh, how's it going? Okay, we got speakers. Good. Man, I've been working on this so long, man.

Karen Huger is busing herself walking through a chocolate store, a chocolate tier, and she's like, oh, yes. Well, I'm gonna have another press conference, I'm gonna say chocolate is the new chocolate, huh? Uh, uh, give me a box full of milk chocolate, I don't like no dark chocolate, just milk chocolate, I'm like who chooses milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Well candy shop, I'm working in a candy shop, uh, you can just call me Olivia, because I'm here in the candy shop All right now I'm happy

So Chris and candy are talking wings This candy shop is a glass elevator that's ridiculous how far is it go? This is one of those episodes where I don't mind a whole lot happen and I just kept typing really quickly and so I've just got random things like that. I'm like, alright now I'm happy. That's going to be her signature ballad in the Karen Huber musical. Alright now I'm happy. I didn't think I'd be happy, but alright now I'm happy. Mashed up with candy shop. Looking in the candy shop. I wish I could remember the lyrics to candy shop. It would be so timely right now. So next Ashley is doing yoga on her balcony

with her little dog, Jeronimo. Yeah. And she's. I think it's actually not what the dog's name is. It's what the dog's intention is. The dog is like looking at the ledge. I mean, maybe I could just jump off now and just be done with this couple.

Geronimo. No kidding. Dogs really don't like high-pitchinorys. It's like that. And Ashley does talk to you. We're talking like a, yeah, we're talking yoga. Ashley does kind of talk like a dog whistle sometimes. Yeah.

So she's like, yeah, I'm doing yoga and I'm really in a good place now that I ditched my mom, but we stopped one thing to resolve. When we got married, I was 25 and I just signed an agreement for three year pre-nut, but I want to sign it again to show good faith. This is so sad. It's like you're re, it's like when your Hulu bill comes due and you're like, God damn it. At least he doesn't have an auto thing on her bank account. I just was shocked that that's what her one last thing to resolve was. I thought for sure it was going to say, well, the one last thing we have to resolve is, the fact that his naked photo showed up on Grindr. Oh no, I want to extend our prenup.

I was like, okay, well, that's fine. Okay, I guess it's not what I was expecting. Yeah, just let everybody thinking of them Like go through yoga class, you know, like, should I extend this free nap or not? What would be to say? He'd say sit your ass down in front of a tree and eat a few pizzas. Okay. You're just Get for this. She wants to prove that she's not in it for the money, which but by extending it It's a show of good faith, but she's really doing it because she's just worried what people are gonna say about her on the internet.

And it's like, don't worry, we're already gonna say terrible things no matter what. Yeah, pretty much, yeah. That's what we're here for, okay? You can't escape it. Look, Bethany, Frankl has a charity. We're still on her ass. Like how are you gonna do it?

Everyone's ass, cause you know what? We have self-loathing and we take it out on Bravo Stars. Sorry, that's just the way it is. That's just the psychology of gay podcasters. Yeah, yogurt loser. Maybe if people didn't make fun of us when we were younger, we wouldn't make fun of you, but sorry. Yeah, it has to pass along.

Yeah, enjoy that class with your loser lemon pants. Luzer, yeah, loser. Enjoy making your body better and having some peace of mind and becoming more spiritually fulfilled. Loser. Yeah, enjoy your husband, Nama Gay. Yeah, enjoy living in a very lovely penthouse

with a guy who like maybe gay, but either way it seems like you guys do fun things together. Enjoy that. Uh. Uh, uh, uh, uh. You need some help with the down dog ask your husband. Or see calls it down King Guru. So then we go over getting me pants. I'm doing a koala m yasa. So anyway, child space, all's pose. I love when we're like nothing's So... Anyway... Child's Pays. Ours Pays.

I love when we're like, nothing's happening in this episode and we'll just like make really bad of your good jokes. You're just kidding me. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding me. I'm just kidding me. I'm just kidding me. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'll show you the corpse So now to the next week over to West End plastic surgery shut the fuck up. You're not in London. Okay West End plastic surgery Okay, you'd like the wet you're like at the West end of the strip mall. Okay

Exactly it was like named after a region in the garage Yeah, so Chiselle is getting a vampire facial which which fitting, I mean, she's just Christ. She's like rip off that baby arm and rub it on my face. She's stupid, Chiselle. Who got one of those? Was it Shina? Who got one of those recently, Unbravo? Didn't we see someone Unbravo get one of those?

I just can't remember. Maybe it was like, Siggie Flicker. I think it would have been Siggie. Girl, if you took out my blood and put it on my face, my face would be drunk. Like, who does that? Who wants to get their own blood to put on their face? I don't know. I think the same.

He's robbing. She still looks good. I mean, next is going to be like, well, you shit in a cup, and then we sneer it on your face. And then the worms that you get are actually going to make you look thinner. Oh, girl, I've tried to get worms for years. I'll eat my fingernails.

Never works. So Jizella's like, oh, as an owner of Hugh Beauty, gotta take care of my money, make her a rock. And I guess that's your face, I guess. Yeah, well I'm glad it's moved to your face. I thought it was a greater corolla. So that doesn't even make sense. Just so I imagined that.

She's not gonna talk anyway, because I was thinking of her butt, and you were thinking of a Toyota Corolla, and so then I pictured her with a Toyota Corolla. Her butt. No, I just imagined that's what she drives from place to place, as she tries to sell her every-hute beauty. Oh, now I have a mini-coupa-ra. And I knew I wouldn't like her because she has

those like large mini Cooper's I hate those things. Oh a large mini Cooper. Yeah the Contramen. It's a mini but it's Maxi. It's a Maxi mini. Yeah that's annoying. Don't be don't be don't be don't don't have your brand name be mini but then do a maxi. It's not fair. Yeah, it's the country. The countryman. It's like kind of like also when Porsche, when Porsche came out of the Cayenne, and it's like a Porsche SUV, it's like no, and on top of that, don't call it the Cayenne. That's just, that's just annoying on like so many levels calling it the Cayenne. And it's so controversial, not everybody likes Cayenne, you know, it's like naming a car cilantro. That's such a, Ronnie, you've never seen something more true in your life

Like naming a car like who would do that? Like I love cilantro, but I know I would never mass market a car cilantro But it's just also like I mean that was a mom and money because you literally squeed you're like I mean coriander fine, that's a lot true. I know it's kind of the same thing, but who names a car after seasoning? I'm in my all-spass contrabon. I'm in my center assault, Cooper. Oh, God. Okay. So, Jace she sells getting a vampire facial and Robin comes and they're talking about how she sells throwing her own birthday and she's like, Robin's like, who's invited? She's all set. Oh, all the girls.

And she goes, including Candace and she goes, no, not Kansas. Who's that? She came at me sideways. Can we invite Earl? I think he's still here. Yeah. So, Jizal is not inviting, not inviting Candace because, you know, Candace at Nima Cola was like, each of greens, each of greens. And so, uh, but then the... Oh, one, Chihuahua, run, oh, on. But the more pressing question is, will Sherman be there? And she's like, no, Sherman, would not be there, because Sherman is in hot, hot,

hot, with me. In other words, he ain't calling you back still. Well, yes, because apparently he did finally admit that he was not happy that his face was plastered all over people magazine. And I'm like, what is this about Sherman? Because you've been, so you shot a scene with Giselle, you've appeared on FaceTime, you went to the reunion, you've had national exposure and then all of a sudden people magazine happens and you're mad, what is really going on? I think he said, I think they probably had that discussion you have when you're on reality TV.

You know, how to summon it times like. And where he said, look, I don't want to be on TV. And she was like, okay, I'll keep you out of it. And then she immediately doesn't because for her, it's like, I look like I'm happy and I'm with a famous rich guy now. And so she's like using it. And he's like, fuck you. I told you I didn't want some trick who's just gonna use me. Yeah, well probably oh I'm at it Him no well the producers were probably like you need he needs to be more on the show more and she was probably like You need to be on the show more and he was probably like I don't want to be on the show more and she was probably like You have to be and he's like no and now and now I'm going to break up with you. And so she blames that on people magazine, but it probably is about he doesn't want to

be on the show. I blame it on her terrible muppet couch personally. Well, there's that too. I mean, he could just be totally offended by it. Yeah, he could say for funny choice. Like she's skin barney and made a couch out of it. It's not right between her couch and Robin's couch. Yeah, there's a lot of

Muppet torts are growing on in this town. I can't wait till it's all uncovered. Yeah. Muppet gate. Okay, so Monique is... Wait, Monique, yeah. She's with her mom. She's with her mom. She's with people with shopping this episode. Everyone was shopping. Everyone was shopping and organizing an event. So Monique is with her mom. And I know we've mentioned this like every single time her mom shows up black doesn't crack I mean really Monique looks older than her mom. I mean because Monique had this sort of like politicians wife hair going on So it was like sort of big and she has like she's in this scene She had these like lines around her mouth. I was her mom just like young and flawless. It's crazy

Yeah, if you're gonna get a vampire facial get that woman's blood. Yeah. I would put her blood all over my face every day I mean she looks amazing amazing. So Monika I think has a hearing issue where she can only hear super deep voices in men Because every every man that surrounds her seems to talk like this Because the giant queen who is helping on is like The giant queen who is helping, I'm just like, hey girl. I'm gonna help you five from the fabulous baby. Yeah, he had a very, very deep voice. And I think the other thing that she seems to hear is the dinner bell.

And by dinner bell, I mean, the sound of booze pouring into a glass is like, you guys want, you guys want champagne. And she's like, yeah, I'll have champagne. I'm like, see, look, and you're gonna go driving after this, aren't you? Yeah, listen here and miss, never learn. I mean, come on, baby.

Like at least make an effort. She's like, I can't believe they are calling me alcohol. Yes, I will have some champagne before I get to a car. I will take your priority. Thank you very much. Monique is one of those rich ladies. I used to always wait on when I was waiting tables.

These rich ladies come in and you say, how are you? They're like, so busy. I went to the store. I had to get potatoes. No, I had to take my kids to school. No, I had to drive around. Oh my God.

There's these little things in the middle of the street. They're like broken lines where you have to cross the line. I mean, it's so hard. It's like you're listing nothing. Like you literally just said, you got up and took your kids to cross the line. I mean, it's so hard. It's like you're listing nothing. Like you literally just said you got up and took your kids to school. Yeah. Although I am prone to dramatics like that. I'm like, oh, I had to go to Starbucks and there wasn't a parking spot. Then I had to circle around and then I finally parked and I was like street parking.

It wasn't that it's like 10 minutes later. It's like, so you went and got a coffee then that's basically what you did. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's Monique. And her mom's like, you you went and got a coffee then. That's basically what you did. Yes. Yes. Yes, that's Monique. And her mom's like, you are nonstop, Monique. I was like, stop enabling her.

Oh, well, listen, she is nonstop. I mean, no pauses between those drinks. You are nonstop champagne. So Joe, they start talking about the dueling charity events that they're gonna have. Monique tells her mom, like, you know, I've been doing so much charity that, you know, people know me for that now.

Like, they really know me for my charity. And they used to call Chris, because he's a famous one. But now they call me, because I'm famous from charity. Oh God. Oh God. They don't know you from charity. They know you because you're on Bravo.

Okay. And they barely know you about that. It know you because you're on Bravo. Okay, and they barely know you about that It's like who wish Bravo stars are regional to this organization. Okay, Monique. She has a fish. Yeah, let's get her You know Yeah, Bernie might so they're basically just asking her to show up and speak. Yeah Because who knows the wrong event was What's her charity about again? I don't know, you halls. Just like people heard I got a you hall, say you hall called me.

I am just nonstop, although sometimes I like to refer to it as bottomless, but nonstop works too. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the guys are like, hey, baby, you fun in the thing you like wearing, girl. That accent is so wrong. It's so wrong. But that is how he talks. You did other deep boys. So then we go back to Gisele because it turns out this is like a back and forth sort of thing.

And she's talking about Robyn's, she is empowered luncheon, which I hate that name for luncheon. She is empowered. I don't know why. I don't have anything to back it up. I can't even say what it reminds me of. I just don't like it. I don't like it. It makes you have bad grammar.

It's like I'm going to the she is empowered luncheon. Yeah. She is empowered. She's just trying to make you sound unempowered and stupid. But it actually it actually makes sense because if you were to turn into an acronym it spells out sigh, which is so like perfectly Robin that her charity name is sigh. She's empowered. A misspelling of sigh, but sign on the less. That is so funny. I didn't realize that. What was the van der Pfund, or the van der Pfund, that dog thing?

It was laughed. Los Angeles Film film festival and she's like she's like I know I'm going to premiere dogs getting murdered and you'll in that laugh yeah I love an ironic acronym hmm that is funny so Jacelle and Robyn are talking about that she is empowered ugh event and she's like you know going through what I've been through, being down and out, then building back to a position of supporting myself and my family, I am empowered. And I want to show women how to be empowered. I'm going to do that by not inviting bitches that I hate.

That is a way to show that you're empowered. That's a really good way to do it. I guess. I'm spending my catering money on people I want to spend my catering money on. So then we get back to the other store and just like, here's the champ girl. That brought the way stuff real smatch. And I was like, I love Chris as a gay guy. I know. I don like, I love Chris as a gay guy. I know.

I don't think I was acting. I mean, I'm not like a character to necessarily guys who are like, who, like, who's, I'm not a character to this. I shouldn't say guys, but there's like more of like a feminine androgynous style. So like, it just doesn't do much for me. So I wouldn't be a character to this guy,

but I thought like physically, I thought he was actually very handsome. This is not an important point it's not like he had to be important to have handsome but I thought like giving him handsome credit. I don't know why I felt like giving him handsome handsome credit but then also digging him at the same time I really didn't mean to do that. I think it's like a podcaster HUD. Consider that a project. It was. We all have our different styles. I'm just saying I thought he was handsome not my type It's no one else smash

That was snatch I just like to share my observations. I feel like that's my thing I'm like I see something and he's not hot like well anything I could be looking at a rock of like I like that rock although not necessarily in that shape and people like who cares Ben I would totally date that rock if although not necessarily in that shape. And people are like, who cares Ben? I would totally date that rock if it was just a little bit more butch. What I'm saying. No, I get it for my parents

because I am gonna blame my parents now because when they were in town, like a week and a half ago, they're inquisitive about every single thing. And that's where I get it. I think there's a correlation between being inquisitive and having an observation about everything because I drive around town with them

and it's like, they ask everything. They're like, so what sort of store is that? I don't know. Huh? What sort of people live in that house, you think? You think those are all actors up there? I don't know. And then what's the collection we're going?

You can find that sexually attractive or not? Let's discuss it. That's fun. Are we going south? Are we going east? Are we going south now? Are we going west now? It's like a constant update on the direction we're going.

So my mix is like, well finally, people recognize I'm here for them. Now it's my turn. I was like, oh now it's my turn. I was like okay Rose. Yeah. Calm down over there. By the way Ben sent me this video that his boyfriend made listening to Patty Laplone in the car singing Rose's turn from Gypsy and I was dying. He wasn't singing. He was just mouthing the word. Yeah. Oh my God. Fucking patty the poem singing Mama Rose. Mama. Like she has the word. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no has her hands up on the fish tank and doing, mama's doing fine, mama's doing fine, mama needs a drink. Okay. So now they're intercutting Robin and Chisel with Monique and her friends or her mom and her friend because the, of course, the events are on the exact same day. And

have we not had the spot line, this exact same plot line before on this same show? What was the I mean this always happens, but what was this a season one thing where they were like There were battling charity events and you could either go to like Shasha's charity event Or you could go to another charity event that was I think it was absolutely It was actually having okay. Okay. Do you have something she's having a poker night or something? Yeah, no like battling or so I mean, it's the same exact thing, but anyway, you know, I love a good petty fight Masquerading is charity. Well the good news is that they are dueling events They they're did they're not actually inviting each other to their events. So between Monique and Robin. So that's good

So then we go over to Candace. She's in her townhouse with Chris and go over to Candace, she's in her townhouse with Chris and she's bringing some snacks to her mom. Her mom has some really misguided wig going on. It's like really beyond terrible. This lady, I don't know, I don't know what's going on with her right now, but there was a shady wig. There was a really bad wig in here and that they're talking about Wiggs, their Wigg company. Yeah, Wigg company.

And no, no, no, no, no, no. So Candice is, she wants some brick and mortar space for her Wigg business. I think she's setting that up. There's some like just like chatter about this Wigg business and just like stupid. It's like, you know, I don't know, I don't know what's happening. It's like my mom won't trust me with money, even though she gave me all the money for my business. I don't know what's happening with me. It's like my mom won't trust me with money,

even though she gave me all the money for my business. I don't want my mom bossing me around, even though she owns everything. It's like, okay, little brat. Like if you don't want your mom bossing you around, then go find investors and kick your mom out of there, okay, buy your own house. Exactly.

Exactly. Even though I like Candice. Yeah, she's fine, but like just stuff with this. I don't like it. Like her mom is not one of those like fun moms that you like you're excited to see. She's not like. Like a Patricia or a Vita, although Vita is not fun, but she's just sort of funny and being awful shit, but she's not one of those Bravo moms are like, oh yeah, it's another scene with Candace's mom. It's just like a lady. Who looks like she just woke up and wants like a little snack of Peepods or something. now the money has, she's always shrinking her because she's always like, well, I know that you're, you know, very good and very deep alike and beautiful,

but I wonder if there's a problem with your focus. It's like everything starts with a compliment, you know, and the campus is like, well, mother, I hear what you are saying, but here's where I have a problem with it. You know, they're like very shrink talking to each other, and I love that passive aggressive mother, mother-son talk. I do, or mother talk. But you know, but I really like how you just

projected yourself into the scene right there. That's why I even hide it, why I didn't hide it. But then, but then the mom's like, well, just so you know, you're going to have to put in the work and you have to wake up early at like four, five, or six, or seven. And Kent is like, oh, my mom's a therapist. And she's like, always psychoanalyzing situations.

The worst possible time. I'm like, she just said you have to wake up early. That is not a psychoanalysis. It's like setting an alarm clock. OK, it's not like she just diagnosed you with bipolar disorder. Calm down over there. I have to add one thing that Robin said at the end of her scene because when we found out the girls aren't going to It aren't even inviting each other to each other's charity. Robin goes, yeah, well Mary Poppins can just stay with her own money over there

Roll around in it. Mary Poppins isn't rich. Like what's that? What's he talking about? I mean, I've never seen Mary Poppins isn't rich. Like, what's the reason for talking about? I mean, I've never seen Mary Poppins, but as far as I'm aware, she's like a nanny with an umbrella that flies, and that does not equate to wealth. Yeah, stop money, shamey, give the fucking nanny down the street, robbing me. Poppins.

Yeah, thanks for the mixed metaphor, Robin. Yeah, thanks for not empowering the hard working nanny down the street, you sure. I know. Shaming a nanny for having money. Oh, oh, oh, God hard working nanny down the street, you sure? I know. Shaming a nanny for having money. Oh, oh, oh, oh God forbid a nanny actually has money that she can roll around in. And she literally doesn't either. Like she's just bored.

I think she wears the same thing every day. Literally. She's dancing around with them penguins. You know that she's like a hoarder back in wherever she lives. Bones of children. Yeah, she just has like keeps a little like newspaper scraps and everything. Yeah, she doesn't roll around either. By the way.

Yeah, Mary Poppins doesn't roll around. Robin! Hey Carl, wanna go to commercial? Yeah, wanna go to commercial? Like a commercial? Yeah, like a commercial? Yeah, like an asshole. Like an asshole. Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, That's like, that's... Crazy kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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So now we go over to Michael's office, where he has taken the mantle, no, the torch has been passed from Shawshat to Michael and the torch is in the shape of a hoverboard. That is two or three years out of fashion. Tha Tha, he's like, hello, Ashley, Tha Tha here. He, I can't even imagine.

So he's in his office standing on a hoverboard answering his phone, going through like rolling around through the office, getting things. And like I could not even imagine being in an office where some like 65 year old dude is on a hoverboard thinking that he's a young and hip. Like I could not even imagine it, especially cuz no one rides those things anymore I know it's over Michael okay. It's over. Are you Mary Poppins? Mary Poppins can get out of here with her hoverboard on her money They're hover over umbrella and her child bride like whoa

Let's stop rooting very poppers reputation Go under sweatshop wait Robin She doesn't even manufacture anything So Ashley comes in check hi totally totally youth oriented husband on a high-per-boy Great to see you Yeah, and so they're talking about you know I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it.

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wall is that there's like a fight and you see a cameraman but it's very rare that you see people in a scene directly address the fact that they're being filmed. It was sort of surprising. Yes and he's basically accusing her. He's like I wouldn't use a camera to negotiate. That's wrong. That's what he said. He's like, I'm not playing a game. Oh, really? But you're having her sign it on camera. You mother fucker. All right. So if you're going to, if you're going to use it on the camera, you're doing this on camera. So she can't say anything back. And she's saying something back on camera. You were the one who started it. Sure. Yeah. And you shouldn't have signed that shit either. Yeah. And you seem very fine

with her just looking over and signing without a lawyer. And then suddenly you have an issue with the camera. No, you are also at fault, sir. Yeah, and when are you going to get to prove that you're not just with her because she's a young piece of ass? You son of a bitch. When does that work? Why is it only one of you required to come up with proof that you're there for the right reasons? I watch a lot of bachelor and neither one of you are there for the right reasons.

Now, it's somehow working. I mean I guess if you can call this working but still let's not pretend that you're just there because of your sweet personality. You ask. And let's not pretend you're trying you're not trying to distract with your hoverboard right now when she should be focused on reading that document that she is not qualified to read. No kidding. That's like how to win any court case. Well, well, Judge, I'd like to bring you this evidence. Hey, that's right, did a circle. I did a circle.

I'm sorry, we're gonna have to throw out this contract. It was signed while on wheels. That's the same as duress. Oh, Michael, what an ass. Yeah, so he's basically like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go shoot with you on camera. So anyway, well, I wanna, you know, we have more to do before I believe that we're together

for the right reasons. And she goes, oh, you think I'm not. And he's like, well, every rich guy, he marries like a young pretty thing, worries about that. Yeah. Yeah. And it should be worried the other way too, but Ashley seems to have no self-respect in this one because she goes

So this is a technicality Okay, Ashley whatever you need just sign it. Yeah, exactly He goes yeah, because she's like this isn't just a reflection of how you feel about me and he's like well I think you've shown me that you aren't in it for the money It's like So far I don't know. the money. It's like, hmm, so far. I don't know. I think it was all weird.

It was all weird. Yeah, because he basically was like, we have more to do to show that we're together for the right reason. And she goes, so this is for you to see that I'm, so this isn't for you to see that I'm with you for the right reason. So I'm like, he just said the opposite thing,

but just sign it if you're gonna sign it. Also, you know what, who are they doing this for? If they are like, they're in their own relationship. I mean, is this really just for the audience? That's not, it shouldn't be like that. It should just be like, you either, you guys love each other or she's in it for the money, he's in for some ass. Either way, it works out, just enjoy, it's like,

this is too much. Yeah, because she's trying to prove that she didn't come back after leaving him just for the money. Right. But like, but who is she proving that to, to him? No idea, I guess her friends us, him, who knows. I mean, I guess he's still holding that over her head.

So who knows, but it's gross, it grossed me up. Yeah, so Jizz speaking of being grossed out, Jizz, it's her birthday on a balcony. Robyn's there and she's like, Oh, I'm dressed for a business banquet. She's going to stay so that's about parties. Business banquet is just like, I mean, other cupcakes and staples. It's just so robbing yourself to a pool party in like, you know, Wells Fargo, the pink way, a tire. So yeah, so they're on a rooftop pool and Giselle is there and they're doing a little

cheer. So leaving the haters behind all that stuff. So people start, start arriving, Ashley shows up and she is ready, she is like ready to serve that pot. She's like Oh, no Sherman So well we are in a weird that speaks and I need to hang with my girlfriend It's like we are literally in a weird space. He wants to move into a triangular apart mint and it's weird base he wants to move into a triangular apartment and it's weird.

So these past flowers are pretty are these from Sherman, they're not from Sherman. Oh my god, that pool is so nice. God, Sherman loves pools. Sherman's not going to swim. Actually such a mask. I love it. This towards Giselle. He totally deserves it. Yeah.

So Karen comes. She's like, Oh, I'm here. I made it milk chocolate milk chocolate candy shop. Who wears your suit seat first off, which I don't know if you caught her saying that. Where's your seat first of all? Because that was a total callback to the series premiere when Karen had to sit on the edge of the bankette on her birthday and flip the fuck out. Yes, instead of the center of the table, where you can't scoot out to go pee. Yeah, and by the way, just like ever.

And just L wound up sitting on the perimeter of the group, by the way. Yes. I love proving points with seats. The housewives are so good at that. Well, a seating chart can really unveil deep, deep truths about people. And they did. Just else over there on the edge

Probably next to one of those pool heater things. Yeah, when's Ringwish? I'm in his so Shereesa Monique arrive and they get there and just else like so did you all Speak Robin Monique and Romico's oh And Monico's hey and Rom and goes, oh hey, and Monique goes, hey. Oh, Monique's only going off of what Robin's giving her to be honest, you know? Although it really was Monique's fault, the fight is Monique's fault. Monique started going off on Robin really for no reason. But like Robin, I mean,

Well, no, because Robin was like, oh, with a bad, your alcoholism. Maybe we should talk about that. That wasn't really ever nothing. Yeah, I don't know. I think Monique is still... The fact that Monique was mad at anyone at that table is still misguided, considering that she had two to four martini's before she drove somewhere in flipper car into two different rooms. So Karen's like, well I needed a breather from you ladies and she's like, well certainly, ah, not from me, I didn't do anything at your fund rate at your scent event and Karen's like you

will strike a match start a fire and watch it burn and just like Mary Poppins so Mary Poppins does fire starter Mary Poppins does. Fire starter. Mary Poppins fire starter. Starring Drew Barrymore. I know Mary Poppins always just shakes her head and fire starts everywhere, so not nice. Remember when Mary Poppins locked everybody into the gym and then started them all on fire? That was scary. Gary Poppins! Remember when they cloned Mary Poppins and made a amusement park and then all the Mary Poppins

got to do so Nate the Taurus? Like that's not even. By the way, I'm totally there for Karen Park. Jurassic Park number 18. Karen Park. Hello I'm a Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav-rav-Trav-Trav-Trav-Trav And I'd like to have a press conference all these tyrannosaurus rexas are eating us. It's not fair It's not right and this press conference is over as long as the ranger's are allowed to walk on to a rampage. Oh make them it's not fair. Oh There are any questions Not you try Sarah tops second store us. I'm sorry. That's just hell Jurassic Park this time the dinosaurs are in Karen's rented house

My water shaking. Robin has the most blosse attitude towards the dinosaurs. There's such a random source Rex outside. Oh my god. Why don't you settle down to Rex? Go eat a different goat, Mary Poppins. Whoa, she is empowered. Velociraptor is empowered.

So let's see. So Ashley is like, so where's Cavie of Sherman? Sherman Cavie says, that's Sherman, Sherman Cavie. And she's like, I don't invite people. I don't like except Karen. And you Ashley. I miss everyone here. Well, we're having someone had to come. Yeah, so then we got to Candace at home with Chris. And they're just like, I said, Candace is at home with Chris talking about Chris.

Oh, I don't know what they're just like talking about a strainer. He's like, I don't have a strainer, babe. And she's like, it might be in the drawer Mom move shit around my mom like tornado You know those tornadoes just moving strainer's a different Dora a very specific and targeted tornado that goes after strainer As a eddie can open tornado can open one door one drawer and put a strainer in a different drawer Well, at least we're lucky she didn't bring upon her.

Quark screw her, a cane. So Candice just yammering on, she got an estimate for the wedding. It's gonna be $18,000 for the food and the service and all that stuff. And like, whoa, and Chris is like, well guess what? I just made a new cocktail't a new cocktail for you It's dark. It's a little bitter has a smooth sexy finish. It looks like a big brown dig but it's on a white guy I'm basically just want you to give me a blowjob. That's what they can't that's the cocktails

We we don't even send people to bill for this drink your mother pays for it Oh God. Okay. So next. So she's like, well, I wasn't invited to the birthday, but I can imagine that Jacelle is sitting there and they cut to Jacelle sitting there rocking around. Jacelle's rocking around soaking up a tension. Jacelle soaking up a tension. She goes, but I'm at home with my husband. So when I'm like, well, I guess that's a win, but you're just sitting around and talking about cocktails. I don't know, I feel like Jacelle was. I have a couple of shaming, it's like single shaming. You go, Canvas.

So Jacelle, back with Jacelle, she's like, well speaking of events, I'm gonna be at Robbins event, next week, and I'm the event police And so she basically is like so sherees which event are you going out to a two and she's like well I'm gonna be going to Monique's event because Monique invited me first and therefore I'm going there and Rob is like, yeah, but I've known you the longest and so then of course, Robyn is mad.

And when Robyn gets mad, she looks down on her phone and then she gets up and is like, I gotta go to Staples, you know, bye. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. And just like, well, you have known each other for 14 the years and the Yada, Yada, Yada. And Robyn's like, well, I wouldn't think Yada Yada.

I mean, I've known her for the longest. And you know, like, for us to test our friendship, or for a brand new friendship, I don't like it. So then, Kyle shows up in mesh and things happen. I just want to say, by the way, if Sheree's RSVP to Monique first. That's a totally suitable, like you don't, it's, you know, you were, you're snooze, you lose. Robin. Stop spending all the time with the media

and then get your event together. Yes, snoozy. So they sing happy birthday and all that stuff. And Ashley's like, Happy Sherman isn't here. Happy where is Sherman. Oh yeah, she's like, it would be nice of Sherman. We're here to celebrate your birthday.

It's like thanks, thanks Ashley. Yeah, thanks for porting that out again, Ashley. Hey, let's play pen to tail on the Sherman. Oh, I guess we can't. Wow, I feel like this warm weather. I feel like I'm in California It's my last house in California I stayed in Sherman Oaks. Hey, where's Sherman? I mean without Sherman it just would have been Oaks

So Karen's like yeah sweet all like to see Sherman She likes difference for grass and then she goes where's Shermie? It's like show me good one Right away And just like there's part of me that hopes he'll show what in the next few minutes And him not being here shows me he's not as committed as I Showing not showing up here is showing you that he still doesn't want to be on camera, which he told you the first

fucking time, OK? Jazeal. Yeah, but at the same time, I'm not going to take down Sherman for this. And while we, I'm not going to take down Jazeal over this, I should say, when we took down Patrick over it, you know on van the pump rules You know Patrick knew who he was dating when he started dating sassy and Sherman knew who is dating me started dating jazel So you know what I don't I don't I don't accept that from Sherman

He should have shown up to the party Well, I guess the difference is this one involves jazel so I will never be honest What I don't know jazel's not see they're both like villains Jazeal's worse like Jazeal in my mind like the I'll say the difference I'll say the default way she treated me at that one charity event No, the big difference is between Sherman and Patrick man bun That's it. See if Sherman had a man bun you would definitely would not be taking a side to me the difference is that Patrick said he didn't want to be on the show

But totally did want to be on the show was there to promote his own bullshit while acting like he was too good for the show That's my problem with those band or problem is that they're saying they don't want to be on the show yet There they are at every red carpet. You know. It's true. So now we, now the party's over. Now it's a few days later. And we cut to Robin. Now this was the twist I was not expecting. Robin wearing a turban to a coffee shop.

Yeah. I wasn't expecting that either. It's like the most boring glory. It's like Boreus wants it from some set. A she was basically just offering us up some soap dish references right there She's like, I guess I'll put on the turban. They have something to talk about and watch what happens Oh, it makes me look like such a Mary Poppins now Mary Poppins can have her turban a roll around in it And of course as Robin does does, she's like,

oh, me oh, please. Yeah, I know. It's like the most boring breakfast ever. Oh, I'm in a turban customer. Meal, no salt, no, nothing. Thanks. That's so Robin. So she's like, forina.

So she's with Candice and she's like, oh, so when is you wedding again? She's like, next year, but my mom keeps moving strainer so Well, she she rules my relationship first And Robin goes Candice tickles me. I know some of her antics right knowing to some people, but to me they're funny I'm like, okay, just give it like two more episodes and you're gonna hate her because Candice will say something like I like parsley She's like what a bitch. Yeah, just else not gonna stand there gonna hate her because Candice will say something like, I like Parsley and she's like, she's like, what a bitch. Yeah, Jacelle's not gonna stand there

while you just like Karen. It's okay, this is not gonna work out for you. Yeah, no. So Karen comes in and she's like, Ha! Women's Empowerment! Ha! Fissons and duh!

Example of women's Empowerment, look at me. Yeah. I, I'm sure Karen was quietly seething because you know how many times she's probably wanted to wear a turban on the stamp show and people like you cannot do that. You'll look ridiculous. Don't wear a turban. She said, but I want to wear a turban. And then she shows up and there's Robin and a fucking turban. Oh man, she must have been livid. She's probably she probably got there

on time and was just standing outside looking at the window like, now what do I do? I have time to get a turban. How about some milk chocolate? She comes in wearing milk chocolate on her head. I'm wearing a milk chocolate turban. No one will take my turban moment away. So is Karen going to Robbins event? So that's'm so sorry because I have when it's stupid thing you'll point out I love how Karen goes hello waiter Do you have hot Camamil tea? You're like yes, it's a fucking T shop. It's the most basic tea

Hi, I was wondering you have any black tea or green tea Would it be hot? Can I order it hot? Coffee, now tell me about this. Does it come available on ice? She's so ridiculous. So then she's like, Robyn's like, well, speaking of hot chamomile,

you know, I'm looking at my messages and I'm confused, Karen, are you coming to my event or not? She's like, oh I wish my phone was here. My phone is waxed cracked literally back to the back back That can be solved I wish I could see my phone right now. It's uh, which is how the whole story is It's just it's cracked Jack's wax on smack and it's got some flags got the PR flag smack pack Anyway, and it's like you're literally holding your phone in front on smack. Uh, it's got some flak, it's got the PR flak. Smack, pack. Anyway, and it's like, you're literally holding your phone in front of me.

Oh, never mind, this is not a phone, this is a replica. I had a maiden Smithsonian down the street because my phone is. Anyway, so, uh, I made a verbal commitment to Monique, and you would see that if you could have seen the cracks on my phone. Uh, the crack, phone cracks every time I tell the truth is, and then, so cracks right now. Made a verbal commitment to Monique, and then when I got your text, I said,, yeah, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you wrote yes, which is totally different if you ask kids. And so then you see her with a producer and she's like, I meant yay.

And Siri wrote in yes. And the producer is like, oh, can you do that for me? No, I will not. I cannot. I cannot. I cannot. I will not. I shall not. This press conference is over. But Siri does his own business and Siri and I have different bank accounts and that's that. And then Robin comes in with her. Well, Siri most do everything for her. She must have done her taxes. I was like, oh really Robin now's money shade. Just when last week you were the victim because everyone's making fun of your money. Yeah, it was epic, Rich. I was just sad because it could have been a really funny line but she just didn't deliver it well. They probably did like five takes.

She's like, I mean, I can't do stand up. What are my mirror poppins? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I hope she enjoys her taxes like Mary Poppins did. Roll around. Roll around. Maybe next time she should take her tax return to H&R Poppins block.

So Karen's like, you guys know I dictate to Siri? You know I dictate. She goes, yeah, but you said yes. Like, yay. And look, this makes me think it's about Monique and not your event. And she's like, Candace goes, well, what about if Karen just came, but then she left early and Robin goes, this is something I've been working on for months. I was like, you've been working on this for two weeks again run it out of back room at david busters yeah exactly and by the way as you mentioned the syru thing i realized how

hilarious the producers or the post-production department has been because they have been quietly setting up this series situation all season because we've seen these scenes of caron with the syru be like syru order me a toaster. It's like series like the weather is 95 degrees. No Siri toaster toaster Siri Who else is named Matt? Milk chocolate. No, okay fine. I'll take that I'm looking for an airport series like candy shop. Okay, I'll go there

Siri show me the latest showings of Mary Poppins. I'm out I guess I could I guess I could see the Avengers Karen's rolling around at Mary Poppins right now. Sit coming to my charity event So Robyn's getting mad. She's like I've been to her charity girl in her living room Her scent less event and her press conference no press the least you could do is come to my event. She's like, I've been to her charity girl in her living room, her scent less event, and her press coverage, no press. The least you could do is come to my event. I'm like, well, I was just about to go on a rant of like, well, maybe you should have invited her earlier, but it sounds like she did. It sounds like Karen basically, well, here it is. Reading between the lines, it sounds like Robbins is like a luncheon that's being held at like, you know, some holiday in ballroom or something like that

or just some generic, like the back room of chilies or something. And obviously Monique is like a legitimate thing with a red carpet that's, you know, it's in DC. So Karen's like, well, I wanna go to the red carpet, you know. Yeah, so basically, or the robber looks like, I hope you think coming up, but maybe didn't know when or I mean,

Hindus, these battle be started. She basically committed it and then she found out that Monique's event is more prestigious and it's like, I'm going to that. Yeah, but Robin prews like what a good friend she is by being like, maturity event in the middle of her living room, the sent-less sent party. It's like you're an asshole, Robin. This is why people don't want to go to your, this is why people don't want to go to your fucking event,

because you're a jerk. And don't act like you weren't just an asshole to Karen like two weeks ago and trying to like roll around in her tax pain. That's true. Turn about his face. Fair play. Yeah, like you don't get to just be an asshole to everybody

and then act like they're not there for your feminism. Yeah. So then we go over to Ash and Michael who are at Pinch Stripes Bowling, Ellie, and they're there with Chris and Monique to go bowling. And it's like time to split into teams and I was like, I'll go with Chris, I'll go with Chris. Hey, Batboy's versus girls.

Chris, I want you to prove you're not here for my money. All right. I'll maybe sign this on camera if that's all right. He's just like pinching Chris's ass, slapping it. And they're like, let's ass, slapping it. And they're like, let's do a couple versus couple. Yeah, works too. As long as a,

Chris and I get to grab those pins together but pins I mean his ass, you know what I'm saying? My favorite condo dinner party, couple versus couple A. Hey, I'm putting my keys in the bowl. Whoa, and we're bowling. Look at that. So yeah, they're bowling and bowling and asking me. I'm gonna say, I'm gum.

I don't know how to ball. Which, uh, money is getting on my nerves and I generally like money. So anyway, they finish bowling and the girls are talking. So of course, it's like fun, my scene. Why aren't you coming to my charity event? I was gonna just I just wanted to live in that littleish moment.

Gare, I'll continue. So, Lenny, it's like, um, it really, you know, I heard that you were going to this other charity event and it really hurts me. I like, I thought we were going to try and heal things. And I had no idea Robin had some. I'm not even talking to her. And I was just like, well, the thing is, Robin is putting this on.

Like, she's actually having it. I really like the even busters. And it's incumbent to us to go. I was like, it's incumbent of you to go. What the fuck are you even talking about at this point? No, she used to correctly. She did? Yeah. Um, then I'm stupid. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. I was more distracted by that moment when Michael took his hoverboard down the alley and fell on his ass. Just kidding. Hi, I'm using that. Hi, I'm gonna roll a straw just like a regular Mary Poppins. Hey, you wanna bowl? I've gotta take the straw just like a regular Mary Popins. How you want a bowl? I've got to take the next week, a couple of weeks off grandos, one by boom heels. So yeah, so basically Ashley's like, you know, Robbins worked hard on it on this thing.

And it also makes for Ashley, she feels like for her business, it makes more sense to do networking at Monique's event. I mean, at Robbins event than Monique's. So networking. So good. Yeah. So now, so Monique's not happy about it, but then they're happy because then they get to do the next best thing, which is talking about how Sherman hasn't been to any of Jacelle's

events at all. Yes. And then also, Monique gets to drop that she has heard all the gossip from Sherman's ex-wife Because she met her through Shasha, which is how I mean, I didn't know that they were all connected like this So yeah, Monique's like well, I know his ex-wife and she told me that Sherman got arrested Because he was creeping in the park and he was with the woman in his car performing a job of the police caught him I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he was like, oh shit, all this stuff is about to come out. The prostitute, the rest thing, he's like, I'm, I think he took a preventative measure.

He knew all his back story was about to come out and that's why he fled the coop. Oh, good point. That's why, because someone who doesn't want to be on camera doesn't like linger at the reunion and like he wasn't even like backstage, he was like out there with the cameras, okay? He doesn't shoot a scene on a blanket.

Like, I think he was down and then he realized his shit was about to come out and he was like, I'm gone, I'm out of here, I'm not gonna get dragged into this mess. Yeah, because if he figured that out, then just they'll probably have to figure it out when she did that people thing too. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Good point. So, yeah, because Ashley's like, well, it sounds like Sherman, he shuts down and maybe when he shuts down, he gets a wandering eye. So, see, right then and there. He knew. It was, they were, they were already on his, ready to jump on him. And then Monique, speaking of victim blamers, she's like,

Jacelle constantly finds men who like to cheat. So yeah, she's like the first lady with that poker face, but something's not right. And then she gloaks her wine. I'm like, oh, she's ladies on this show. You are so nasty. So then we wind up going over to Robin and Wands House.

They're cooking dinner because Jacelle and Sherman are coming over. They can do sort of like a double date dinner situation And so making chili hey one thing you never say to your husband vegan or not is can we have a cheat day? It's not weird still trying to get over I think that we're still trying to get over. Yeah, and Juan allows a non-vegan day to happen, which is so nice of him. And Juan has been so much better since the medium. Things are going the right direction. He's still forcing to eat vegan.

So she's saying how, so because Juan used to be in the NBA and Sherman used to be the NBA, how Juan has been really excited for this double date because he gets to talk about sports. Because Juan doesn't like to shoot with the other guys very much. We've seen he sort of was like, so he's all excited to have a baro moment with with like a fellow athlete and then Jazzella rhymes alone and why not sad face I know he's like we're Sherman um we have some things to discuss to Juan he's like no really we're Sherman Sherman he's like are you saying I could be watching football right now? Instead of eating this meat meaty chili. I Give him my I give him a cheat day. I'm having I gave him my veganism for you, Jacelle. Yeah, welcome You have a night of Jacelle stinky farts and dead animals. Okay, welcome to reality

And she's like sure me and I are done. Nah, it's official. La, it's a rap. And she's like, I need some wine. Nah, Rob's like, well, I have this like, Sengria wine. So basically Rob and I buy that cheap ass wine that you're only like that, that you're always like, who buys this wine? I'm then the section of the supermarket.

That's like, it's not like cheap wine, like, two buck chug, because obviously we all get that. But it's like that random ass wine They're supposed to use the sangria, but no one ever really uses it with sangria robin. Yeah, yeah And just like let's break down now what happened back? We have huge communication issues So we agreed we're going to counseling we're gonna make things better Yada yada yada. I'm like did you sell just discover sign failed what is she keeps saying yada yada yada? Why What is happening with not that there's anything wrong with it?

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Can you just like try to be supportive of this woman who just got dumped on the night of her double date? Yeah, she's like, I will be taking home. This half-eaten loaf of marble rye, yeah. It's like, it's vegan. Marble rye. Sherman, he got sent back to Pakistan. Where was that guy?

Where was what's his face from? I don't know, I'm fine, about it. Oh, was he turkey? I was either turkey or fact, I don't remember. I don't remember either. Let's get some Chinese stuff. Oh, don't. Oh, yeah. How about we go and see Roshella.

Roshella. One woman's journey from Milan to Minsk. Roshella. So once I, well, maybe you could just be more patient. And she's like, well, my mother didn't say, yeah, I need to work on patients. But maybe I'll work on it with the next time. Do, da.

And she's like, but you don't know what he went through. And she's like, you don't know what I went through. Ask. Yeah. She's like, that's, I think it's bullshit. I don't know, I'm not, I don't like what, I don't like this Sherman situation. I think he's a dick.

I love it because I love that the producers are like, let's drag Jizel. Let's just drag Jizel now for the next season. She's had a pretty easy dragging everybody else over their guts, open their private. I don't think she's in that. She's about to, they're bringing on the eggs. Oh yeah, I mean, go with it.

Go against Jacelle. Yeah. Well, either way, I've heard new relationship. I mean, I think that that's the production pretty much dragging your ass. I don't know. I don't think they're just,

I mean, it'll cause some fireworks, but I don't think it's really the same as a dragging. But either way, she's like, I'm tired. And I just, I just want to get what I give. And then it's just like the end of the episode. I wrote an interview. Every you.

Every you. Well, that brings us to the end of Potomac. It's the end of Potomac. We will be back tomorrow with a very special one time recap of Southern Charm Noir. Yeah, because I do not think that they were getting a reunion. So tomorrow we're sending off Southern Charm Noir first season with a proper Watcher Crapins recap. So everyone stick around for that.

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