Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Holy Splatrimony

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

Real Housewives of Potomac (S07E17) ends its season at Candiace's video release party where the Green Eyed Bandits and Ashley try to crescendo their fake storylines and fall flat on their asses. Also, Robyn went on Watch What Happens Live to do a little damage control and proves that even burdened with fresh scandal, she just needs a nap. This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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that was also tinged with light scandal. I guess some more like the scandal was afterwards. Did you watch, I actually watched Robin on What Happens Live, I'm assuming you watched it all, so right? Of course, yes, you fucking liar Robin. Oh my God, I felt for Rob, Rob I mean I felt for her in a way um what did you think of it? Well she was sort of like a deer in the headlights for people who don't

know uh obviously on Potomac she denied that Juan was ever in any sort of relationship yada yada yada and then um then on reasonably shady she teased the fact that, oh, actually, I knew about it, and I'm gonna give all the details on my Patreon. So Andy had her on, and she was on with Ebony, Ebony K Williams, and he's like, all right, well, Robin, we were gonna celebrate your wedding, but instead we're gonna talk about some other things, and then they dropped the lighting to blue.

Like they just changed the lighting, like it's who wants to be a millionaire and Andy just basically starts going yeah I was like with the way the lights all just sort like the spot lights all shine down on the stage so yeah he really went in on her and she had terrible answers like she really she was not prepared for it yeah I didn't feel like he went in on her that hard I mean first all, her story started in the weirdest place. Okay, so let's see, do we need to set this up for anybody? You guys all know this happened, right? Ben just set up what basically happened.

But this wasn't even the same story as the woman in Georgetown. So I don't know why Robin even admitted this in the first place, because it's a different woman, which makes it worse for Robin, but like she doesn't realize that. It's like, look, he wasn't with a woman in Georgetown. He wasn't cheating with somebody from Canada. But it looks like they were cheating, but they weren't cheating. So where comes the story starts? Yeah, it starts with, well, he was talking to this woman from Canada. And I guess they were just friends,

even though she didn't say that, or why he was talking to her, and Andy didn't ask. Okay, so we just know that Juan is talking to some lady. So then, for whatever reason, Robin says, this lady decides to come to Maryland. Whatever reason, I have no idea. So she comes, she gets to the hotel. Apparently she's dating a Baltimore Ravens player is what she's supposedly told one.

She goes to the casino, she loses her wallet. So she gets a hold of one and says, I can't pay for the hotel because I lost my wallet. Girl, you didn't pay for your hotel when you got to the casino? What? Yeah. You didn't have a reservation with your name on the thing. Robin couldn't just call the casino and get you a room, even though that makes no sense.

Anyway, why he would do that. So it's just a big fat lie. He got caught. It makes me feel bad that people are like pummeling Robin when she's the one that got cheated on. But after watching this season, and especially this episode where she's just laughing at Karen and trying to get Karen out of this huge cheater and this and that, and all the ladies,

all the, you know, Jacelle, Robin, and Ashley, all the ones who are constantly cheated on, trying to make everybody come down to their level of misery, it's just really gross, you know? So I don't think Andy really gave it to her too hard at all. He let her get away with everything. gross. So I don't think Andy really gave it to her too hard at all. He let her get away with everything. Right. I think for like an Andy Cohen kind of interview, considering that that's, considering as watcher happens live, it was a much more aggressive line of questioning than I think that she was expecting. And she didn't have great answers. And she seemed kind of, she seemed kind of surprised by it. And I mean, I think what Andy was really after was not so much the details of the cheating,

but more like, why did you not do, why did you not say this on the show? And then he's like, well, you know, you go after, you know, plenty of people like Karen for cheating and yet you have this, you don't even, you don't even mention it. And he goes, oh, well, I just didn't think of it. Like it wasn't on my mind, because it happened like two years ago. It's like, yeah, but like you guys were talking, like Karen brought up this woman.

And she was, well, that was a woman in Georgetown and one to never had that. So like, it's just not something that like was even part of a story. So why would I volunteer myself? And he's like, no, it's not like about being pick me. It's saying like it's you being basically open with the audience. And she based, she tried to kind of do a quasi defense that, oh,

she just didn't think of it. But, um, yeah, it was already taken care of. So why bring it up? And to that, I say, why would she bring it up? If no one else is confident, confronting her about it, why would she be like, why don't you eat it on me? I wouldn't, people, Andy, people don't just want to come on your show and look stupid, okay? Like, I know that that's what you want them to do. Why would someone voluntarily do that? That's, that's insane. I can see why she wouldn't want to do it. But, you know, coming after everybody as she does all the

time is ridiculous. And she's a hypocrite. And I'm really hoping that they set this up because episode went so fucking long, first of all, it was a really long episode of the regular show, not what happens live. But I thought, God, I hope this is Robyn's ending because I thought for a minute, oh, they got so mad at Robyn, they cut out the wedding stuff because it was over. I mean, it had been on for an hour and it seemed like it was over. And then they cut to this really long Robin wedding scene. And I'm hoping that they did that even though they're furious with Robin right now. I hope they did that to give her an ending and

just get rid of her. They're people who are speculating, but although sometimes Bravo will give us a fake ending like with Vanderpump rules two years ago, but the other thing is though, I agree that why would anyone just volunteer, especially on Potomac, where you've got people like Ashley and Mia who were just sitting there with Forks and Nies ready to just like to dive in and tear you up

and eat you up and spit out the bones. Like why would you volunteer, which I think is a fair, that's a totally a fair thing to say, but at the same time, she then said, oh, but I will volunteer this on my Patreon. And so that bothered people. And that felt disingenuous. It felt like a betrayal of her duties as a reality star, which is funny that we say like duties of reality star,

but there are duties of a reality star. It is a job and you are supposed to be transparent because like the entire reality genre experiment relies on people giving themselves over to it and not trying to self-produce. And so it's basically like she self-produced ultimately. And that's kind of what I think Andy was trying to. And it was still boring.

I mean, my God, this is my first time. I know I kept up looking at my phone. I was like, wait, I should be listening to this. Yeah, this is like the first, because Robin, you know, I'm up and down with Robin in general, but I usually don't mind her that much. I get the need for kind of a boring one, you know, on the shows. But she's just

bad. I mean, at this point, it's just bad. And this season finale with everybody just falling all over each other with all their storylines failing and blowing up right in their faces was sad. It was hard to watch. Ashley chasing Chris around is failing. Ashley chasing Karen around failing. I mean, because even if Karen did all that stuff, which I believe that she probably did, I don't care. It makes like Karen cooler in my eyes. I think Karen is married to some old rich dude and off-blowing people in bathrooms. Like to me, that makes Karen, yeah, to me, it makes Karen more fabulous. So I think these ladies just all failed multiple times. And it's time for a shake up. Robin, for sure, it's hard to imagine that show without

Jizzel. I doubt Jizzel will go. I would never get rid of Jizzel. I mean, I don't know if I'm sold on getting rid of Robin. You know, I would be okay if she were a friend of, but I think I've had a lot of seasons where I really loved Robin. I thought Robin was actually kind of a voice of reason She just sort of was the one rolling the eyes for us and everything and she just had a really bad season like this was her bad season and I'm not sure I need to throw the baby out with a bathwater in this case Hey, the baby is someone who made the bathwater dirty if you think about it

Always show the fucking baby out with the bathwater. Who do you think dirty bathwater in the first place? Fuck that baby. Well, I don't know. I do have to say, I do enjoy the Jizzell and Robin friendship. I would give her another season to write the course because no Candace, she had a really good season amazingly. She finally had her good season.

So I'm not sure I'm throwing out Robin just yet, but I think she might be like on probation for me. She might be in like the penalty box or the danger zone or whatever metaphor you wanna use, but I'm not gonna- Well, in my eyes, this was Robin's good season. This was a season, Robin got off the bench and actually did some stuff.

It was just bullshit. And by the end of it, it was just all bullshit, all of them. And I don't wanna watch another season full of bullshit. These shows are fun. I get there supposed to be petty and this and that. I don't like just making stuff up. I've said it a million times. It has to come from someplace real.

This is just, this is just a bunch of made up crap or actually I've got a flashlight at this point too like No, she's just coming and coming and coming for people nothing she said was through this year I don't even know that she's really leaving that that golem guy. I don't know. It's like what's the point? You know, she's just coming here to root. They're just they're all coming trying to ruin each other's lives And it's all the better ones who had all this shit done to them already. And they seem to have this attitude like this happened to us so now you guys have to experience it. Or it's like, yeah, well, you know, I think that Robyn's biggest problem is that she doesn't seem to have a lot going on in her life.

That's terribly interesting. And if you said she should be fired based on that, I would have a hard time defending that because, you know, like the Robin and Wond thing not only has it gone on for so long and always been boring, but now it's actually just over. So there's nothing, there's nothing there. I mean, I'm not too terribly invested in the ups and downs of embellish. So there's not that. I mean, there is this terrible wand, down to the balance, hello, the downs and downs. But there, I mean, there is this terrible wandix and scandal, which might be interesting to see. She won't talk about it, but she's not gonna think

we think about it. So what's the point? Based on that, like for sure, she's definitely in danger. I think, I also suspect that, I don't, I don't think Wendy is gonna come back, at least not as a full time. I really like Wendy, we make fun of her a lot, but I really, really like Wendy a lot.

But she felt a little periphery the season, even though she was in the biggest fight of the year, it felt like she was not really in the mix, maybe because she was too busy, she had too many things on her plate, but I would not be surprised if she got downgraded to a friend friend of or just off the show entirely. I know a lot of people don't like Mia because Mia really,

Mia is like a full fabrication. Like she has created an alab to be a reality star to come on this show to just be as messy as possible. I've enjoyed Mia, but I understand if she would have to go because there's an empty, hollowness to her, I don't know. I would say they're going to keep me up because of all the family stuff that happened where they stole quote, air quotes, by the way, stole her and Gordon's empire, cracked the back empire. So I think they'll have her back. Also, the way that she came through at the end

and carried the storyline, even when Karen made everyone else drop it. And she just came on the field and was like, well, actually, Karen, it was the owner of the chilies who said that you fucked him on the grilled cheese sandwich grill. Or whatever the fuck it was. Like, she was really committed to just carrying that bag all the way through. said that you fucked him on the, you know, the grilled cheese sandwich grill or whatever the fuck it was, like she was really committed to just carrying that bag all the way through. So I think that means something to them. She's got a good storyline coming up and she kind

of found a balance between being just evil and stupid and kind of funny towards the gap. Does there have to be a balance between those two things? I do. I think there does because you know when the stuff happened with Wendy and Mia earlier in the season, Mia was just a complete villain. Everyone hated Mia. They were coming for us so hard online, right?

Rightly so, I think. I think that she kind of came back pretty well from that, considering, you know, like the second half of the season. So I don't know. I have a feeling it's not really what I want. I just think that she'll be back. I think that's a probably friend Wendy and Robin because Wendy, you know, no one likes Wendy. That's it. And it doesn't mean the audience. I think the audience does like Wendy. I like Wendy. We both like her, but I don't think the cast

likes Wendy. Nobody likes Wendy. I think that's a really good point. I think the cast is not love Wendy. And I think that ultimately, if you ask me, I love this whole cast, I would actually keep it entirely the same. But I do get the sense, there are rumblings in the Bravo world among the fans, about the shows, not good, whatever. And whenever those rumblings happen,

you'd sort of have to nip it in the bud. And so otherwise things go haywire. But I also think that like our Bravo community, we are really good for, like, if we're unsatisfied with something one season, we just chuck the whole thing out. And then things can be really bad from there. So I always feel like we should always proceed with like a little bit of caution.

I think maybe the best, I'm acting like I'm actually in the meeting of what to do with Potomac, but I think, I think you're right. I think Robin goes down to friend at least for one season as like a warning shot to be like, hey, you better get your shit together otherwise. Next stop is you're off the show. And Wendy, I think they actually just, they get rid of Wendy and then they put on just a brand new person. Yeah, they'll need to. And they're also going to need to get rid of Wendy and then they put on just a brand new person. Yeah, they'll need to and they're also going to need to get rid of Shasha. Because what's the point? I don't know. Okay, I told this to you when we're driving to Dallas.

I have to come out of the Shasha closet. I'm really enjoying Shasha this season. I don't know what it is. You know, she tries. She's thirsty. I think I'm the only one and you know what? I don't care. Because that's what being a Bravo fan is. I just see this rumbled lady just trying her best to be in the mix and I'm just like, I am just deeply entertained by her, just exhausted, sweating, you know, whatever hairstyle she had in the morning has long gone away and she's just like, I have something to say.

I don't know, after all these years, all these years of disliking Shasha, I don't know what happened. I like Sh to say. I don't know. I'm after all these years, all these years of disliking Shasha. I don't know what happened. I like Shasha now. Well, I've always loved making fun of her. I'm just saying like if we were doing the casting on the show, I would get rid of Shasha. Well, they wouldn't just have to bring anything except crap. She brings nothing but crap, you know? All of this thing, all of this was to find out that Karen, blue people in the bathroom

was there one surprised person? Do you know what I mean? Like was there one surprised audience member that was like Karen giving someone a blowjob in a bathroom? Hello, I mean Karen became famous at 60, or like 50, what, 53? 59?

She got a new face, new boobs, a new body. Of course she's out there, fucking. What else are you gonna do with it? It's like you got a new car, you're never gonna drive it around. You know, you go. You drive that car. So I think that was Sasha's big load that she had to blow and it was just a it was a sad sad. I think it's a sad load. Hashtag. I think Sasha will be an intermittent friend of like we saw about two years ago. She'll come on here and there up here at parties. I think if Robin is a friend of, she'll be the friend of because the show has not had a great track record of cultivating interesting friend of, you have Jacqueline, you have what's her face. She was actually on tonight's

episode. She was a scholar. They have not had amazing friends's. So if Robin is a friend of, I think that would, you know, I don't know if they need Robin entries, but I guess we'll just have to see. But in the meantime, why don't we get into the recap of this finale episode, which despite everything, I mean, I thought it was funny. I mean, I think these women, I think these women, I think the show is still a top to your bravo show. I think this show has, well I was gonna say this show has really proven to be the, what's the word?

Like the, they took the man, they took the torch from Roni, and I feel like a ton of it still has, although Miami kind of has taken it now from Potomac. Let's just get into it. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-in-scommer. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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So we open with the future of men and Potomac, baby Dean, going to a restaurant for a mommy date, acting like kind of all the men on this show. No, I don't want to but you mean doing what he wants and exposing parts of his body to the public. Yes. You have to leave your shirt on to go on the restaurant. He's like, how dare you or don't want to wear a shirt or shant wear a shirt. How about that? Mother No shit. No shoes. No attitude mother. She's like, yeah, you can't take your shirt off at the restaurant. This isn't a steak and lobster joint. So take a win and get a table for two and she's like, Dini, didn't this awesome? He's like, no, it's not.

To me, this looks like a land of shirturried people. I want no part of it. Why do you take me to this generic restaurant? But the best thing they have on the menu is a Caesar salad. Do I look like an average plebeian? I don't think so. I want mac and cheese. Where, where? Um, this is where, where, where, where.

So the waitress comes over and she's wearing a shirt that says shine on and she's like Hi, okay, just die. I'm on Dean's team now because this isn't your positive attitude is offensive But the shirt on top of it. Why don't you just beat me in the head with it, you know? I don't want to wear shit out of my face. So I do want to start with anything. He's like take off your shirt you're cretin start with anything. He's like, take off your shirt, you're cretin. Stoughton, new trend in Don and it's called shits off food in. So then Ash is like, um, can I have some tea? I'm just like

not feeling the best. Wait, trust me, because the waitress is like, Oh, great. Thanks for coming into our establishment today. I know you don't say that after COVID. You know what I mean? I mean, I started the beginning of the recap I'm under the weather, but I'm like in my house. You know what I mean? I will not be leaving here. You don't say that when you go somewhere in public,

during, even if it's after the worst of COVID, like, high post COVID, I don't feel good. Can I have some tea? No, get the fuck out of my home. I know. Get out of here. I know. You'll just keep it to yourself.

Or just say I have allergies today or something, but this lady is like, oh, great. I guess this is the cost of fame. I knew I should have let Roberta take this shift today. So Ash said, hey, Dean, remember when we were running around that house? Did you have fun playing in that big house? Well, guess what? That's Dean's house now. Dean's going to live in a house now.

You're gonna have your own room. He's like, I don't care mother. As long as I have this shit on, everything you say is pure bullshit. Way away. Way away. Yeah. So she found this house and she walked through the door and she literally felt she was a, well yeah, you walk into a $2 million house, I mean shit, I'd fill it home to you. You know? Yeah. And she bought it with Michael, by the way. And so she facetimes Sheila, her mother, Sheila, mom.

And she's like, so guess what? Like, so this morning, like being like, did not want to leave Michael. It's been having a lot lately. And she's just, she's just getting nervous that as the kids get older, they're gonna blame her for leaving Michael and for breaking up the family. Which I think she just has to say, would you like to see footage of five years of your father? I know. And I can decide whether or not this is a bad decision. Hey kids, today's cartoon. Would you like to see footage of five years of your father? I know.

I know whether or not this is a bad decision. Hey kids, today's cartoon. This is called Your Mom and Dad, Hoping a Kangaroo Restaurant. Enjoy. Would you like to see your dad laughing? Here it is. So see, yeah, this whole thing with getting a house with Michael

and their LLC, look, her mom is not going to say it's smart. And it's like Ashley's trying to trap her mom into saying something good about it by getting her on TV. But she's like, yeah, you know, we did it with an LLC. And the mom's like, mm, mm, okay, okay. Okay. Okay.

But I think that Ashley just got herself into a really bad free enough. And she screwed. We knew that that's why Ashley wanted those kids, you know, okay. But I think that Ashley just got herself into a really bad prenup and she screwed. We knew that that's why Ashley wanted those kids, you know? I mean, I think that was pretty clear, right? When they were about to break up. Like, who's about to break up? And then it's like, let's have kids together. So she did that. And then we see in the reunion that she's saying,

I'm not getting anything out of the prenup. I'm not getting alimony, but she is gonna get child support. And I guess if she stays with him long enough to keep this house paid for, she'll have the house. I mean, I don't know. That sounds like hell to me, but she's been with Michael naked on purpose multiple times. So I mean, I can't read the woman, you know?

Yeah, I really can't either. And like she's saying that they're both paying mortgage and everything and She even says like yeah, it does sound counterintuitive and dumb, but I feel like if I'm an angel, it's a better decision for me. I'm like well until Until he takes the house back from the in the divorce. I mean, I don't see how this is smart at all This seems like such a disaster, but it's like classic Ashley Yeah

So such a disaster, but it's like classic Ashley. Yeah. So Dean is like, I wanna go out, let my nipples free, woman. And so she leaves and then we get the opening of everybody like just doing things around their house and Jacelle's head pops up from behind her rooftop. It's like, well, hello, branches, ah. I gotta like, well, hello, branches. Zah. I got a little bit of these branches. Zah.

So she clears the roof of branches, and I was like, wow, I'm impressed. I would never do that. I don't do that. It's like Mia just losing branches everywhere. So then we go to Juan. Hey, it was a little witticism about the joint care of Rectic.

So then we go to Juan making Robin and the kids work out in the driveway and she's like, oh, I got to get in shape for a wedding. I'm like, there's four people. You don't have to get in shape for your wedding. I guarantee you don't have to get in shape for your wedding. So then over with Christopher and Candace, Candace's sister, Crystal.

Candace is like, I've been paying bills and she's like, paying bills doesn't find that ghetto. That's the opposite of ghetto paying bills, you know? Every time I pay bills, I'm like, yes, I feel so classy. I've just paid a bill. Tell your friends, Ronnie paid his bill. Crystal speaking about failed storylines, Crystal, the friend of that never quite took off this season. They've thrown her at us a few times and then just kind of like never quite made it. It didn't quite pop. I think the way Candice was hoping. Candice is talking about how she's going to have a

video release party to premiere her insecure video. Then to show how excited the people of Potomac are for this party. We then cut to a deer We see a bunch of deer grazing around wondering if they'll get invited to the party. Yes, and Karen is on the phone with her assistant Robin Not Robin, but no, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no She's like Bethany cosplay. The DMV Robin, the DMV Bethany. Yeah. And Bethany's like, well, Robin, the update on the three week is that we've restocked for the holidays and out to full with, full weeks, Robin. And Robin's like, well, we just need to make sure we keep it up with that.

Okay, everything good. See you later for W-Wik Robin. It's my new LinkedIn title, Four-Wik Robin. Good talking to you, Ken. So then Karen's short space timer with me, uh, I mean, I was like, Hi, fam, hi, lovely. She's like, oh, hi, how are you?

She's like, I'm okay. I mean, I had a chicken wing on Robin's desk, so we had party. Mmm, dirty bird, dirty bird, dirty bird, dirty bird, dirty bird, dirty bird, dirty bird, dirty bird, you had a dirty bird, didn't you? Yeah, and I have a gluten allergy. Ooh, dirty weeds, dirty weeds, dirty weed, dirty bird. It's funny how Karen has a full stand for her iPhone.

I noticed that. I noticed that. On this huge stand, it just carries it around to like change the scenery for the next calm luxurious luxurious in a different pose. I noticed I actually noticed her stand out so funny that you mentioned that. So, me as like, well, there were things sad about you know, Karen, Karen, Karen, that's all I heard. And Karen's like, first from who?

So like, she's like, I remember specifically that she said, you will sleep with any dick walking when you're drunk and that there was a time you went missing and come to cheer him out. You were having sex with a bartender or some kind of employee of a restaurant establishment. And Karen's nose is just twitching. Like, mm-hmm. If it was, she had like, bewitched magic. Sit would just be flying all over her house, crashing into the wall. Her nose twitching was just going. She sort of looks like a Disney character

that someone's trying to make sneeze. You know, like when there's like, I feel like there's some cartoon. Yeah, where they're trying to hold their sneeze Yeah, there are noses always like doing the little twitchy thing and you're like it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen Me give me a moment. I have a small wooden child in my stomach and his strange uncle creator, like, cannot sneeze the mouth right now.

Just being near the well. So Karen though, it kind of turns this on her head because Mia reports this news and then Karen goes, did you defend me? And Mia's like, well, I was like, so what are you telling me, fam? She goes, mm. So if they were talking about you like that

and you and I have grown so much, I would have defended you, but you didn't do that for me. So she's just like, I mean, the definition of shooting the messenger, she's just like, like her semi-al, I hear she's just roasting right now. It's like a weird power move I think to keep her somehow indebted to her. I don't know. Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.

It's like she did the part about being a total slut sleeping with people in restaurants. It just didn't even phase air. It's like, how dare you not defend me. So me is like, well, I didn't defend you. It's just, well, you didn't. It's just, well, maybe I should have. And then we see three days ago, at the strip club, and me is like, well, I didn't defend you. She's, well, you didn't. And she's, well, maybe I should have. And then we see three days ago, then at the strip club, and me just cracking up hearing all this stuff.

Yeah. And um, Karen's like, uh, considering the souls we don't care. And we don't hear it. That woman is dangerous. Yeah. I think Karen's just looking for an out to have, to have have me as like her her buddy on the show, you know So then we go over to Rob. I can prove that you didn't do something too. You know what I mean? I mean you can't prove you didn't do something. There's no way

So how are you gonna how is she even supposed to deal with this storyline? I was actually pretty impressed with how she dealt with it She just kept yelling at everybody don. Don't hear, don't care, don't wear mascara. She did. Yeah, what did that even mean? I don't even know what it meant, but it sounded very authoritative. Well, yeah, she kept on saying, I hear you, but I'm not listening.

So then we go over to Robin, who's looking at hat samples for embellish. The embellish makes it's grand return for this episode. And she's like, hmm, I like this color. It's perfect for all. So she puts on like a sample hat. And her parents come over Gladys and Guy. And they haven't seen the house since they decorated it

and everything. So they're like getting like a little tour, checking out the drapes in the living room, which Gladys does not really approve of, because they're piling too much on the floor. And I didn't finally rob and it's like, you want to sit down? And her mom's like, no, I'm just going to stand here

and just like grow old while I'm here, whatever she was. She's like, yes, of course I want to sit down. Yeah, what did she say? She said something like, no, I'll just stand here until I stroke out. I was like, geez. I don't remember her actual line, but it was like, no, I'll just stand here and, you know, die young or whatever she said. I was like, damn, Gladys. So basically, Robin tells them that she's gonna, you know, skim off the top of her cousin's wedding and do pull a she of wedding in Jamaica. And Gladys is really pissed off

that she's not being invited. And Robyn's like, well, if I have to invite my parents, then I have to invite my cousins, and if I have to invite my cousins, then I have to invite the grocery store checkout people, and if I have to invite the grocery store checkout people, then I have to invite the people that fill pot holes. It's like, that's a real stretch there, Robin.

And Gladys doesn't care. She's pissed. Yeah, all these people who just can't wait to kill the Robbins wedding. So she's basically, basically Rob is like, well, you've, everyone you've always been there for me and one and you've never judged us. And that means a lot to us. And anyway, still not invited. See you later, mom. I know. Her mom's so excited to go to a cash bar with those little pigs in a blanket from Trader Joe's being passed around on a paper plate.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So now we see the deer again. And now we go to Gordon and Mia showing up at a doctor's office. And Gordon Park says, Car, I don't know if you noticed this, but I know it's exciting. I know someone who does this. You saw this, right? You saw this.

You know that one of the most offended episode. Yes. He fucking parked across two parking spots with a scar. Well, he parked backwards. First of all, when you back into a space, now listen, we've all done it. Okay. Especially you're at a home goods. There's no one there. You're like, I'm gonna back into this. And I only have to press drive. I'll get all the hard work done before I park. We've all done it, but I think we can also all agree.

That's kind of a dick way to park because when you're... What? Why didn't know that? That's a very rude way to park. Because when you're in a parking lot, people have to sit there and wait for you to back into a space, which takes a lot longer. And also your car being at a different different facing a different way than everyone else makes the doors open and correctly into each other. So it's much more likely that they're going to hit your

car with their car when they don't. It's just rude. And it takes more time. Now there was no one in this parking lot. So first I was like, okay, Ronnie, get over it. You've done it to you, hypocrite. But then he backed in out of the lines. And I was like, you know what, you rich fuck. I would, I would kill you. I would kill you. Yeah. Two fucking parking spots.

I, I don't generally back into parking spots, but sometimes I have to, because I find that I oddly enough have a little bit more control, because you know, like if it's like a, if it's a narrow parking lot, like it's actually hard to like make a left turn into a spot sometimes, you're gonna like clip the car as you make your left turn on the inner angle there.

So sometimes it's, I feel like you can get more precision by backing in and so, that's when I will back in when it's narrow. And that's really, I'm forcing that situation with other people. It's not even my choice. I blame other people for making me do that. I apologize to anyone who has been on the receiving end of my asshole doors being the other direction.

It's not my fault. Yeah. You guys put me in a place where they even have signs that you can't back in park. Some places even have that. It's not my idea. They do, but I don't think it's, I think that's mainly because they don't want people backing their car accidentally into like the cables

that are back there. Sometimes like there's a cable railings, you know? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, it's people that don't know how to solve. That's why. So I'm just kidding, I'm giving you a hard time about how you're parked. I literally don't care.

So they're at this doctor. Now Mia is a delusional person. So she's hoping that she's gonna have this big vindication scene where she goes to a doctor's office who by the way, I typed incorrectly and I wrote co-tours office, COT, or cooler. Cooler. He's a doctor. So she's going to this doctor.

She's hoping she's going to have this vindication scene where the doctor is going to be like, well, listen. You thought you had leukemia, you thought you had Lou Gehrig's, and you thought you had Crohn's mixed with legionnaires, but guess what? It's even worse. You've got... Don't, don't, don't! But that's not really what happened.

I've never felt bad for somebody not getting a horrible diagnosis as I did in the scene. I was like, poor Mia. I'll see wanted what's a good diagnosis that was terrible, you know? And she couldn't even get it. Sorry Mia. Yeah, she's like, well, they're good. You know, they don't have to rule it out.

Then I have life-threatening issues. Thank the Lord. But I also have a limp note. That's all I'm like, it's like, well, the good, you know, the doctor ruled out that I have life-threatening issues. Thank the Lord. But I also have a limp note. That's all I'm like, it's a limp note, but not fine. Limp note, you have it. She has a note. She has a note that's a living.

So, well, my note had to be put on the sideline. It's injured this week, can't play the game. It's a... I haven't let this bench sound. You know, I always felt like slightly uneasy with the storyline because even though, you know, throughout the season, she's gotten test back that say, actually everything's fine.

I still feel like she's allowed to be scared by all this. Lord knows I would be scared. I have like anything that's irregular. And I'm like, I'm dying. So like I was sort of like in the back of my mind I was all allowing her to be scared but this was pretty funny because you know the doctor Dr. Shramp basically sits her down and it's like look we were concerned that maybe a sarcoidosis you know which could you know that could be a thing that could affect the organs and everything

but basically it's a rash. She have a rash. Well, she was trying because I think she knew what Mia was there for us. So she was actually trying to help Mia. So she's like, well, because Mia's going, well, they ruled out lymphoma and then I went to another doctor and they they moved to leukemia. And then that's why you did the biopsy. So what did they say? She's asking, like, what's my prize?

You know on a game show. And the doctor is like, well, one thing the pathologist has discussed is sarcoidosis. It's a skin disease or something systemic. But it doesn't look like it's gonna spread as seen as this biopsy, but we'll want to rule out anything else internal before we let you go.

She's making it sound like this is very serious. It could be horrible. You could have complete organ failure, but we're going to just rule all that out. And the Gordon goes, so you're saying it's just topical and it's a mild aggravation. And she goes, yes, it's a rash. It's a rashical and it's a mild aggravation and she goes Yes, it's a rash. It's a rash Thank you. Thank you for being the one to put it out there. Yeah You have a Fortunately a severe case of what we call

Skidabyte. Yeah So me is like oh Yeah. Yeah. Um, so me is like, okay. She says to the next step would be a chest X-ray to make sure the lymph nodes are not inflamed and I was like, oh, it's been so challenging for me, but now I know I'm going to live online to stand on my bloodline. It's humbling for sure.

I'm the doctor's like, okay, well, we'll check in a month and make sure you haven't grown some other terrible deadly disease. Okay. We'll see you around shooting the next season. Okay. Call me. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. So then we go over to Jazeal with her daughters. Her daughters, some of my favorite people on Bravo, and she takes them to get some ice cream

and they go to the candy shop and everything. And you know, they all sit down with all this food and Jazeal's like, well, we have so much to celebrate. Ah! And they're like, what? Well, Steve, remember Steve, he took me out on a little date ski the other night. And they're like, ew.

I just, I just have to say this. Yeah, they have this look on their face like gross. The menswear house guy grows. Seriously. So, um, do you like so, uh, any commentary? Yeah? You guys like Steve Vaughn? No, it's fine. Sadly, the past you've done in quite some time, so we're okay with it. I thought it was pretty funny that they actually showed this date with Steve and she's like, well, hello Steve Vaughn. What do you think about dating Gaughing? And he's like, well, I remember that we kissed and did all that stuff a long time ago.

And now here you are again smiling in my face. So not really sure why you called me. It was very much like, why are you calling me? This is so weird. Yeah. So then, Giselle gets serious and she's like, listen, nah, I have something to tell you. That's not necessarily good news,

but I have to have surgery on my lady part side. She tells them about fibroids and hers are really big and they're getting larger and they're sitting in her uterine wall and then her daughter is like, how do you pee? She's like, and then the other one's like, okay, stop, it has nothing to do with pee. And she's like, uh, hello, I'm trying to have serious

conversation. Nah, you don't know anatomy. Yeah. So I could just made a slip up, mom. Oh, what if you have cancer? She's like, well, we're going to pray. I don't, uh, but they have to take out my uterus. And they're like, well, hey, at least you're not going to

have menopause, mom. Yeah, mom. Which I don't think that's true. So, yeah, at least you're not going to have menopause, mom. Yeah, mom, which I don't think that's true. So, yeah, when you have a hysterect, she's having a hysterectomy, right? Yeah. Yeah, you don't have a, you don't go through menopause after a hysterectomy. My mom had one. She was like the one positive thing about this. I did not know that, but you know, the thing is that I barely understand vaginas. This is one of the things that happens. I shouldn't say this is what happens when

you're a gay man, but my experience is that I don't ever go close to vaginas and I know another shape and I know they've got philopian tubes and there's ovaries and eggs go through them and stuff, but that's essentially the extent of my knowledge. Yeah, another one of us really understand. I think we both look at women parts as like a cup of bobo tea. We don't really understand what's happening in there. I accept as part of, you know, our world and our culture. All right, like I support the shops, but every time I go into it, I'm going to ask for

a diet coke anyway. And then what do I mean? Yeah. So this, just so people do know, I do have Google, I'm gonna ask for a diet Coke anyway. And that what I mean. Yeah. So this, I'm just so people do know, I do have Google. Fortunately, just in case any women are like, I'm getting a hysterectomy today. Ronnie said, you know, I have a, you know, I have metapause.

So a hysterectomy is a surgical removal of a woman's uterus. Women may need a hysterectomy due to endometriosis, fibroids, pelvic inflammatory disease, cancer, or Udor run pro-lapse. Sometimes history rectum is needed to save your life. Depending on your condition, your doctor will determine, okay, well, where's the answer? I hate when you have to keep scanning symptoms of menopause.

Only surgical removal of your ovaries, which produce estrogen will cause you to go into menopause immediately. If your ovaries were not removed during a hysterectomy, you might experience hot flashes and other menopausal symptoms temporarily following a surgery. Symptoms are caused, oh wow, so you're not really free from it. Maybe it just starts it earlier. Is that what I'm getting? It triggers it. Menopause, more like menoplay. Am I right? So anyway, my favorite is when we talk about women's anatomy on the show as if we have any idea of what that would be.

Well, I mean, that's what I'm trying to Google, you know, because like at least we're not spreading only terrible information, but I have this disease where even if I'm looking at the definition and reading it out loud, I still don't know what any of it means. You know what I mean? I don't know what I just say. I have no idea. Yeah. I'm like, I barely even understand the definition of vagina in the first place. So this is really just beyond my pay grade.

I'm just talking about... I don't like giving flower. Okay, let's move on. So Grace is like, so she's like, well, I'm upset, because men have penis and balls on. Women have ovaries, and that's just how it is. And Grace is like, Mom, you're still you no matter what they take from you. You could just be ahead. But as long as you're accusing people of cheating or being cheated on, you're still mom to me.

She's like, Oh, girls, I was so sweet. Mom, whether you have your uterus or not, you're still looking to have your terrible fashion sense. You are still you at the end of the day. And one of them is like, do you wanna hug? I'm like, oh my God, thank you so much. That's all I wanted. And I like that.

I think it was a door is like, but she's trying to like, do like the, here, on the plus side of all this, you don't have to have as many fans at church. Yeah. So then we go to Wendy's and she's talking to Karen and Karen now has her phone stand, you know, by her dressing table and she's like lying back on the shades like, I'm getting ready for a can this is a done and she I don't even write down any lines for Wendy cup or windy Wendy is just A vessel at this point for everybody else to have somebody that she's not a vessel. She's not a vessel She's a plate and there's a lot of a lot of things on it, okay?

She's a plate for everybody to pack their own issues onto. I played a Vessels. Yeah, I played a Vessels. So she says that she got updated about this Vessel Rep party that neither one of them was invited to. And the things were said about her that were so disparaging and so disgusting. I won't even repeat it. But the thing that struck me is I asked me if she stood up for me and she didn't stand up for me.

And Wendy's like, oh really? Well, in Professor Assefo coming up. Yeah, Professor Assefo, in the words of Dr. Martin Luther King, sometimes it's not the voice of enemies, but the silence of our friends that brings the deepest. And I'm like, and I'm sure Dr. Martin Luther King was specifically speaking about rumors about Karen Blowne, people in the bathroom when he said that. In the end, we remember not the words of our enemies, but the blow jobs we've given in Chili's bathrooms. So I have a dream of putting locks on the bathroom doors the way there's

no bad behavior in there. So then we got a can't assist music video premiere party and there's like a rival and I was like, oh my god, hi, I'm a god, hi. And every day doesn't know what it is. Take out everyone. Yeah, that's a very little thing that we've learned everything. Yeah, that's a Maryland thing that we've learned. Everything is. Yeah, every part is theirs. And actually that happens with us when we go there, right? Whenever we're in DC, everything's upstairs. I mean, you noticed, do you remember the first place we went there? The listeners were like, Oh my god, we made a party. It's going to be so fun. And it was a three flights of stairs girl. I have a fat person. I was like, no. I would be bad here.

I was the one who chose the beer garden, so I'll take the blame for that. But it was a very, very tall staircase that was never ending. And it's like, I get it now. You're right, like everything is upstairs. And like, I mean, remember the Karen's van renewal? Was it last season? Where she had to go up a giant staircase,

she got to her table. I mean, everything is up as staircase on the show. Yeah, it really is. So everybody's just mingling around and Jacelle sees Chris and she's like, hello, Chris Sa, and then just walks on and he's just looking at his phone, you know? Or as they like to call it on this show,

you know, aggressively touching somebody. Yeah. So just I'll tell us, I'm not mad at Chris. I was like, oh, really? That's so good of you, Jizal. That is so good of you not to be mad at Chris. After you spread rumors about Chris, I'll see you as long and he's done nothing to you. That's so sweet of you, Jizal.

Yeah, then Chris tells us, you know, sometimes an apology to squash and move on is a good thing, but I feel like in this situation where I stand by the fact that I didn't have nothing wrong, I don't need to ever speak to ever again. Like well. So then, yeah. He's right.

I mean, but like, I hate, well, I hate when I have to take out Chris's side. Yeah. So then, he kisses, can'tace and say, oh my God, we love each other. And then Candace comes in and she goes to her manager and she's like, um, so are you guys going to announce me? Because there should be some sort of announcement of my presence. So they're like, everybody, here is Candace.

And everyone's like, hi. What? Yeah. But what was great was that she was at the bar and where she tells her manager, I feel like there should be an announcement of my presence. He's like, OK, so she goes, she walks out of the bar area and then walks back into the bar area.

And they're like, everyone, Candace. Like that. They're worth work there. Hi. Hi. Um, so pretzels. Oh, let's see. There's a lot of small talk here because it's a party scene, you know. Yeah. So just all and yeah, sorry. Sorry. So just Ellen Candace are hugging and kissing everything and me and Gordon to ride people are showing up and Shasha Shasha's there and she sees Karen walking just well here if you have friend just like oh

Karen, I think Karen doesn't want to come over here because she she sees you here and she's scared Ah, and we just see Karen standing up to the side looking everywhere, but Cherice Standing off to the side looking everywhere, but Cheris trying to avoid her. Yeah. And then Ashley comes and scream hugs Wendy. And she's like, you know, we had a lot of fun in Mexico and then we were talking about it and you weren't there when we were talking about it. And Wendy's like, what was said about me?

She's like, well, and then we see Mia being messy or not Mia. Yeah, Mia on the bus saying, oh yeah, she just wanted my cookie. Ha, ha, ha. And Wendy's like, Mia, you said I wanted your cookie, you whispered in my ear, you wanted to eat my box. So what the hell?

And they all start cracking up. Yeah. Wendy's like, she wanted the good guy for goddess, baby. And all she had to say is can I touch it? And I would have thought about it. What's funny about me is constant lying. It's at least she admits it. Because Wendy says that and me, it just nods and laughs.

Like yeah, and Ashley's like, you said that? Come on, Mia. Uh, she does. So funny. That's just what she does. That's how she gets through it. So, so now everyone's doing a toast for Candace's music video and a guy

makes a speech saying how proud he is and he's glad that she's insecure because that's the name of the video and so we watch the video and everything and well actually before we watch the video he brings Candace up and Candace is like first as always thank the Lord because the Lord is first in my family, and I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. So someone hands her a cry angle, and she's just getting emotional about this video, which on some ways I understand,

but also she's really acting like she's at the Grammys, which is funny, because this was airing against the Grammys, and I'm like, you're on the second floor of a fast-catchable restaurant right now, so. I mean, this is nice for you and everything, but you did not just win album of the year. It's a very quad moment. You know, like, we're quad throws herself a party to congratulate herself. Yeah, do you remember that? So you had like this big party to congratulate herself on like her cookbook or something. So you're paying for a party for yourself. Then she had her Lexus, her new Lexus delivered to

the party. And then she started crying into Lexus and giving a thank you. Oh God everybody. Yeah, that's right. That is such a great comparison. Like you just bought yourself that car. So funny with a classic. But this is the Candace version, you know, and Candace is such a deep and I like that she's got an already folded crying goal in somebody's hand to answer those funny. Yeah. So then I love you Chris. I love you. You are my man. And everyone comes up and who's and he's in like a little short pants. I can't with this guy. So then she tells us no matter what miserable people might try to create, that's my man. That's my homie. And you can't break us, girl. Next. So then she introduces the world premiere of the visual for insecure featuring Trina, the baddest

bitch. Yeah, so watch the music video and everything. And Mia's watching us. I mean, it's much better than a parking lot, which is true. And so for a thing, she said when Gordon carried over her, carried her over the threshold on their wedding night. It's not better than a parking lot. Yeah, parking lots and scandals just really follow me everywhere. And I'm, of course, referring specifically to the double parking from earlier in this episode. I'm still really angry about it. So then, yeah, Ash is like, yeah, I really like the visuals. I think the music video is like so good. And Mia is like, yeah, the budget is like no longer in low-honey. The budget is, hey! And Karen was like, well, look at her. She's doing the damn thing!

And then the producer, Ash Giselle, did you like the song? I can't even remember it. Was it good? Listen, I wish I could have the best for her music career. No idea what she was singing. So later, Robin shows up after everything's done. Of course, good to drop in. And she's dressed in a wedding dress kind of like a white dress. And they're like, well, where were you? She's like, oh, wedding shower for my sister-in-law.

So quite really, aren't assholes. So you show up in white at your sister and law's wedding shower, which is already a giant fuck you to her. And now you're going to get married at her wedding. Man, Robin sucks. Yeah. So then Jizelle's talking to Karen.

Jizelle's just being full on messy now. She's like, so they told you about the right party, huh? And Karen's like, yeah, as well, Mia downloaded Mia and told me, and as I told Mia, I hear, not, I hear, but I'm not listening. You hear that Jisels, that's gonna be my tagline for the next 20 minutes of this show. I hear, but I'm not listening. I receive what Mia said, and I don't think that she's lying. It's then Jisels goes, did she tell you she called you a prostitute?

Da, which is not what Mia did whatsoever. She's such a fucking liar, my God. She's not even trying anymore. She's just flat out lying. Flat out lying. But I will say to be fair, it's something that Mia totally would have done if it had been reversed,

because Mia does the exact same thing. So Giselle's just kind of, be fair, it's something that Mia totally would have done if it had been reversed, because Mia does the exact same thing. So, Jacelle is just kind of, Jacelle is both lying and giving Mia a little bit of, a little Mia stuff. So that's kind of what the whole, that's kind of what's happening in this whole finale, and I think that that's what's lacking. It's that everybody has already done all of this, they've already all accused each other of, they've all committed these wrongs. You know what I mean? Over the years on this show. So like you can't feel bad for Karen. Karen's accused people's husbands of cheating and all the stuff she says about one and robbing and all of this. Like you can't really feel bad for anyone

at this point because they all do it. You know. So what just else I get is she tell you she called you are prostitute. Here's like no, she missed that part. And a chair just flies across the room to Karen gets your magic under control Karen. Get it under control. And just all explains why she brought this up because she says that she didn't want to be any gray area and she wanted me to have the opportunity explain why exactly she called Karen a prostitute and then she just laughed to us. I was just being messy. Yaaah! She's like, yeah, I just was, I'm just fucking with Karen right now.

And Karen's like, Ray, Ray, will you leave for a second? Don't take it leave this shit. Okay, right? And he's like, okay, so he walks off. And I love raise ability to just think, oh, are they gonna accuse you of pouring around on me again? Great, I'll just be right over there. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the snackables. I'm too old and tired to go through a divorce. I'll be standing right over there.

Okay. He's like, if this gets me closer to Florida, I'm for it. So then, Jazeal now goes out to Mia and is like, so when you downloaded Karen, did you tell her that you called her a prostitute? Because by the way, Karen, she called your prostitute. I mean, I was like, no, I asked. I heard the word hotel and I heard you had sex with every dick that walks. So I asked, Frost, I asked if they were accusing you of being a plastic town.

And it just tells us like, well, as long as you know, Karen, I'm not. And she's like, well, I've been lucky enough to never have to sell my box. But I would let you know if I ever decide to do it. Ashley. Because Ashley is obviously trying to push this along too, right? So Ashley's like, well, am only thing, Karen, is the reason it gives us more pause is because it's someone who's mutual friends with you, who's in the same community that said it. She's like, I am a mother. I am a member of the community. I am ambassador to Surrey County, the first county with Wi-Fi and 20

mile radius. I will not receive it. It's like, well, can't. Balloons fall from the ceiling confetti comes down She's like I'm not even gonna defend myself Okay, and then Ashley's like well Karen's doing something. She's not doing a good job of fighting Just see either say it's not true or Own up to it or just say yeah me and Ray have an open an open relationship. No, she doesn't owe you any of that. And the only reason you and fucking Darby had to do that, misprojector is because he was fucking around all over the place and getting caught on multiple blogs.

This is the same thing. When a blog gets her, then you can go after her as hard as they did for Darby. Well then Shasha shows up sort of like someone writing a slide on a burlap sack, you know, just sort of like, just sort of gliding right on in. And she's like, do you have something to say to me? She's like, she's like, this clearly didn't work. Karen clearly is not coming over to confront me.

So I got to do this and Karen's like, I don't have anything to say to you. And she goes, oh, so now you're not speaking to me. Like, Shasha, I hate to break it to you, but she hasn't been speaking to all season long. Oh, Shasha, so sad. She's coming here with gossip that's like years old. I mean, when was her? Did she do season two?

She did do season two. Yeah, she was in season two. And then she's been friend of ever since. So then Karen's like, well, I don't know why you're speaking to me in my air space. Why are you speaking my airspace? We have F 14's flying around my head right now ready to shoot you down. Are you from China? Are you a balloon right now? Yeah, she's like, I hear you, but I'm oh, do you want to continue to be fake and phony? Well, that's that.

Give her a fake path, everybody. Give her a fake path. It's like, wow, okay, let me mark that down on the reasons to keep Sharice. Fake path. Yes, bitch, yes. Hey, Ray says that she can have eye candy. She didn't know, she didn't know

that she'd be eating this shit. He said, just look at this yet Okay, because it's candy and people like eat candy and she ate the candy So she was eating her eye candy, which should really make the mouth candy You see what I'm saying here. Should I take it from the top? I can't be the eight the I can be wow sure is so Robyn's like this is what I expected Like not paying attention and then walking away. And then there's a huge squeal because Candace is coming over to say,

hi to everybody. And then Mia and Karen are talking and Mia's like, listen, I just want to make Sharon we have a sign by is a woman who recently suffered through almost leukemia and also Almost a lot of other things something stark closest or limping notes something like that I would like to make sure we're okay, and she's like well, we've had enough and consider the source And me is like, well wait, yeah, she's like wait. There's more. It's like don't don't don't care And goes well, what no because my husband is standing right here and he's like, oh, well, more hoeing around talk. I'll know over there.

I don't need to hear it. I don't need to hear this. So he goes over to the guys. He's like, I'm using my wife to bingo whore again. Are you just standing there holding her purse, just waiting for her to do this in tangular cell from wh poor accusations? So then, um, Jiselle is talking to Candice and she's like, so, uh, Candice, uh, I thought I was going to talk to your husband by now, uh, since you said he wants to talk to me, uh,

it's kind of like the season finale, uh, so we're running out of time. Ma. And she's like, probably not today. So then back to me and Karen, me is like, you know, I'm the manager at Chili's, right? And Karen's like, I'm smelling something in 10 different counties right now. Hold on.

I'm almost at a clue. A me is like a little fly on my nose. Well, someone is saying that you were dating as best friend and you guys went to Vegas and you had sex with him in the bathroom. And was this what I was a single woman? I'm just joking.

It's humor. I'm unguarded by this accusation whatsoever. So me is like, well, that's why when I said I had sex in the waffle house bathroom, you were like, cool, I get it now. We get a flashback to when they did their newlyweds game. And she said she had sex in the waffle house and Karen was like laughing. So Karen's like, listen, I'm not going to be defensive about some man I don't know.

I'm a bad bitch for 59 when I may have a little bit of dust in my nose that's causing it to swirl in all different directions, but I'm a bad bitch. And nevertheless, and I probably got a young man saying he's doing me then I'm a little bit of dust in my nose that's causing it to swirl in all different directions, but I'm a bad bitch And nevertheless and I probably got a young man saying he's doing me then I'm a bad bitch Because now I got a man right over there and he loves me He cares about me and he trusts me and that's all I care about I hear this but I'm not listening Well, I wanted you to really hear it because you're accusing Sharice of making it up And I don't think he even knows Sheree's.

And so Mia says that she heard this about Karen last year and so they can't blame it all on Shereece. And she's like, yeah, it's not Shereece's fault you were bopping and weaving and vegas according to the Chili's manager and that's okay. I mean, it's cool. It's not okay because you guys are just walking around trying to host a everybody and you of all fucking people, Mia, you know, you of all people. Step down, madame, okay? Well, this is how you know Karen's about to leave because she says her five minute warning phrase, which is, let me be very clear. So she always says that one's about five minutes of

her believing a venue. Let me be very clear. If that were true, I would admit that. And it's just not true. Which by the way, I don't believe if it were true, you should admit it whatsoever. And she's like, and the owners of that chile is they don't even know you. I call them.

You don't even go there. So stop me. I love that. She said she had her people reach out as if she's like a global organization. Matt's showing pictures. Did you ever see this woman giving a blowjob in the bathroom? It's dressed like Colombo. Yeah. So then Wendy's like, oh, Karen's leaving and Candace is like, what did you all do to Karen today? And she's like, no idea. There are so many rumors swirling right there.

And Ray is like, oh, do we really have to go? He has really enjoying those past apps. And Robins is like, there's a pattern here, guys. Yeah, you're always trying to call Karen a cheater in a season finale and she pays you dust. Go take a nap, Robin. Okay. So Jacelle's like, correct me if I'm wrong.

Gah. Candace did say in Mexico with the Chris wanted to talk. So this is where all their story lines just start feeling it Went right we've got the Karen thing which was not a success So now they're gonna try this Chris thing again and Just sells like well we've been here and asked is like am I in a timeout or something I'm not allowed to talk Yeah, this is funny. I mean I mean they all know they know they know of course Chris doesn't want to talk about this tonight When it's all supposed to be about Candace like of course this is not Chris knows it's gonna be a scene that chances are He's gonna be made to look like a bad guy. He doesn't want to do this

But they are like this the season finale and this is important for our storyline So we need to have the talk so they are they, and they also just want to, like you said, they want to make something happen here with this, right? So, so Robin's like, guys, um, it's probably not that important for him to talk to you all, which is like, actually point for Robin there. So Ashley's like, well, I guess that's fair, but you're also not gonna go threaten me on Twitter and not say it's my face. I'm like, that's literally all you guys do all the time. Yeah, and he did not threaten you on Twitter. Give me a break. So Candice comes over and Jacelle is basically,

what the hell, we need to talk to Chris, right? And we see a clip of, they make jokes about KFC about the last finale when Karen was like, I date night. And you all made me leave. I didn't even get to date. Now that had to KFC. So they're making fun of that, which is hilarious because they're pointing out that they tried this exact same storyline last year and it's still not working. It just makes the whole thing sadder for them, you know? So then, Candace, it's been her season basically. So she's like giving a speech to everybody and saying, you're all messy, and you all do fucked up shit sometimes

about, I still love you. Yeah. And she wants, and because Karen's not there, she basically takes like a flower that's nearby and puts it into a station and is like, this will be Karen. And so she makes this nice speech. And it's one of those things like, oh, I love you all. And Ash is like, that's great. Okay. Now let's get messy. So Chris is here and he and I haven't talked.

So if I can talk to him and Candace is being very calm. She's like, well, I don't know if he's open to speaking tonight. He doesn't want anything to take away from the celebration of this evening, which has in case you all forgot is the unveiling of my music video on top of a John Budges. Okay, let's not take away from that. So, well, who said I was going to be a problem? Who said I was going to be? And she's like, well, that is the problem.

Can't it? Actually, we don't know. So say, okay, well, here's some actions, whether they were innocuous or not have been interpreted that way You're still denying that your husband was walking around sexually assaulting crew members Madem, you can back the fuck off. So then Candace is like, oh, right, right. So these accusations from your friend from Sesame Street Oh, and now you're insulting my quite beautiful friend Sesame Street. Oh, and now you're insulting my quite beautiful friend. You know, she's always seen a lot of you. She sees two of you, you know, and that's the beauty of cross-dies. So then Ashley decides, you know what? I'm just gonna go up and talk to Chris, which is by the way,

what just I'll show done. I can't discuss. She literally has a Sesame Street twinkle in her eye. What do you want from me? Yeah. So Ashley goes in and it goes over to Chris and Sesame Street twinkle in her eye. What do you want from me? Yeah. Yeah. So Ashley goes in and it goes up for the Chris. And she's like, um, like all I'm gonna say is that like Chris? Is that like when you said those things about me on Twitter

and Chris is like, which things? Because if my tweet upset you, obviously I was upset because someone was telling me that I grabbed another woman's ass and and and it goes, Candice is basically trying me into defend Chris and everything and Chris like and even suggestion that suggesting that I would do something in appropriate in that moment is fucked up this respectful and I don't fuck with it I'm sorry and I was so mad and I tweeted that and if you're gonna lie on me You're gonna you're gonna be sorry because I'm gonna do something about it

And I'm not gonna sit here and let you say whatever the fuck you want and now you got me angry and Cussing at you and I apologize because I don't want to do that you know what and I'm angry and I'm very angry and honestly I want to have a longer sentence right now, but I'm doing short sentences because I'm angry and I apologize for that too I want to have a better self-reflection. Oh he's terrible. He's so he's so embarrassing. I get embarrassed watching him Like he really is like yeah, and now you got me cussing at you. I'm like, okay, Chris, like please get Chris off the screen, okay? You're embarrassing yourself more than Ashley ever could.

And he's like, well, I'm sorry, but some of your actions are questioning about, it's like, fuck that shit Ashley. No, I'm dumb, fuck that shit, fuck that shit. And he like storms off, you know? He's like, I tried, I tried, and then shit, but then Ashley's like, what did I say that was so bad? I mean, so, he's like, I tried, I tried, and then ship it in the ass. She's like, what did I say? That was so bad. I mean, that's so classic, Ashley. That's all you got to

keep her around because she is so shameless. Don't we see a clip for this watch what happens live that's coming up and it's just Ebony holding up her book. She's like, this is me, it's my book. It's my book. So then we're continuing and we've just seen Chris storm off. And when he's like, did you think that was going to go well? She's like, well, where are those? And Chris is just yelling, fuck that, fuck everybody. And he's like storming out.

So Candace tells us that I have retired the idea of having a real friendship with Ashley. The blessed life I have led is one she can only dream of and her ashy ashy dreams Yeah, and can't miss Bayesley telling Chris like there's nothing you can do like don't worry about it Like you can't win and he's like can't do that's nothing I can do So she's like listen you can't battle against perpetually damaged people So then ashy is still insisting that she did nothing wrong And now we get like the like the little wrap-up thing

So Ashley and her kids moved into their new home in October and she briefly dated Winterhouse as Lucal Branson, but they have since called a quits, which I don't know, I thought they were still dating, but I was sort of hoping that that was going to last a little longer. I don't know why I sort of liked it. God, why? Or Lucal? Well, I liked the strangeness. I liked the strangeness of a real house size of Potomac slash superhouse crossover.

It was not something I was expecting. And I kind of wanted to live in it a little bit longer. Kneaks. So then Karen has expanded her empire, and her number one fan is Ray. And we see everybody's end cards. And Chisel also had a history of me and is dating a bravo Liberty, which we have no

idea who it is if Jason. Jason. A lot of summer house people trying to make that candle keep burning, you know? Yeah. Lester Hartz. Candace, she went on a tour and Chris is no longer working at the hotel. And then Wendy is kickboxing as a way to decompress and is now drinking a gallon of water a day. So that's how you can really tell that she's not going to be on next season because that's like a pretty like her update is that she drinks a gallon of water

a day. How Wendy is that ending? And now she drinks a gallon of water a day so she doesn't get kidney stones. It's like, wow, good one. So then, Mia's house remains stable, unlike her finances, because she and Gordon have lost control of their empire. Yeah, and we see Mia asking Robin if her mom's gonna come to the wedding, and Robin gives the most Robin response, because I haven't decided. So, Robin got around, Robin went and basically never got around to pre-knop, but she and

Juan did get around to something else. Dot, dot, dot. So this was one I thought it was going to cut because they were going to punish Robin for being an asshole, but they didn't. They showed a whole fucking wedding thing and I'm not talking about it. I don't write shit down about it. I don't care. She does. There was nothing. There was nothing really to write down, which is basically first we are in like Jamaica and it's like the wedding day and then it's a classic

Potomac like just gig and then they showed just sort of like a gloomy harbor and we're in Maryland and Robyn's like, change your plans, we're in Maryland. So basically, probably Wands brother found out and got mad and said like, what the fuck are you doing? This is my wedding weekend. I'll bet it was the wife. I'm sure that her sister-in-law, when she saw Robyn show up to the bridal shower, dress like the bride, and probably taking presents from people.

So go and register too. She was like, is Robyn gonna pretend this is her wedding? Can you maybe ask her? Oh yeah, we're getting married the day after. The same venue, I just told him not to clean up. Well, I called my friends, who's an annuons wedding venues,

and this just feels more right. So they decided to get married on the shore in Maryland, the only shore that actually has a two flight staircase to get up to it, it's just classic Maryland. Yeah, I mean, really, really typical, Potomac, that's a two-storey beach. So then we see the lips of them over the years, and it's just all sad and lame

and gives no hint of any kind of romance at all. And then they walk down the dock and she turns back to the camera and flips us off. She's like, fuck you haters, we did it. I just, my only response to that was, keep walking, keep walking. Yeah, it was just sort of like a, I was like, oh, this is, this is too long. I know we've waited many years for this, but the thing is we haven't waited. We've just endured it. I was like, let's just, please, it could have just been one still photo. I don't need all of this. And someone also call Alexia from Real Housewives of Miami to go to Miami

Dave Miami date.gov for whatever To see if this was ever even filed because I don't know that I believe that it really was and scroll to the bottom Alexia The full story the bottom Alexia. Yeah. The major you get the full story. And then Bravo. Bravo did have enough time to throw a title card at the very end that said five months later, Robin admitted that one had been inappropriately communicating with another woman prior to their wedding and a couple of claims that worked through their issue. Also, one's in the scandal. I was waiting for that title card too.

Yeah. Also, one is being accused of completely ignoring the sexual harassment and sexual assaults of one of his teammates. Yeah, one of the players on the team. One of the players on the team. One of the coaches to the players and all that stuff. So, fuck that couple, both of them. And hope they're out of here. But that was a decent season. It kind of went out on the fizzle. Guys, no one cares if you're cheating anymore. Like that's so four years

ago. I literally don't care. It seems like everyone on this cast is either cheating or has been cheated on. And at this point, I don't care. It's a boring storyline. Do something else, please. I mean, that they're the cheating the cheating rumors are always titillating, but the thing is if it can't go beyond a rumor, if it can't progress beyond it, it's a little useless, you know. It's much more interesting to watch a storyline about dynamics between the women themselves, I find. Yeah, but we'll just have to see what happens.

So the reunion is not on next weekend because the women themselves, I find. Yeah, but we'll just have to see what happens. So the reunion is not on next weekend because the Super Bowl, but it'll be on in two weeks and sure it'll be a good one. They do, they always do a good reunion, that's for sure. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here. Please go over to watchwookcraftens.com for links to all our live shows,

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