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Episode Date: August 25, 2020

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What Guess what happens Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap we just love to watch on Bravo and Beyond. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Real Houseware as a Kitchen Island. You can find that on Instagram at Real Houseware's. And I'm also on the Game Brain podcast. We just put out a new episode today that I'm actually on. So go check that out as well. And joining me is the wonderful and hilarious and lovable and soon to be having a birthday. Ronnie, Karam of the Rose Pr Bachelors podcast. What's up, Ronnie? Aren't you a sweet little Pete? Oh, man.

Hi, well, you know, it's Monday. So I'm at peak sweetness. And then it will slowly ebb away over the course of the next several days until we get to Friday evening. Got a case of the Monday's, hey, girls. Mm-hmm. So we have a full week of recaps ahead of us. Today is Real Housewives of Potomac. We have below deckmed tomorrow, Mmm. Um, so we have a full week of recaps ahead of us. Today is Real Housewives of Potomac. We have below Dekmedt tomorrow, selling sunset on Wednesday, Beverly Hills, Season finale

on Thursday and New York on Friday. Whoa, a lot to discuss. But first let's get into some small business shout outs. What do you have for us, Ronnie? Let's do it. Uh, today is a little different. Today we're going to shout out an author. Ariel Selwyn lives in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

And she has a new book out called Though the Mountains Be Shaken. That's called Though the Mountains Be Shaken. You can find it on Amazon and Barnes and Noble. Just search for that book. And of course, my Amazon lady just turned on. Shut up, lady. Stop blinking at me.

This looks like a really great book. So go check it out and support your local authors. Woo! Here's a 2 for 1. I'm doing 2 for 1 because I'm afraid if I read 1 I'll forget to come back to the other one on another day. So this is from Katie who has two great businesses to tell us about. One is a Black Own Fitness Studio in Tulsa, Oklahoma, which many of you guys know, Tulsa, Oklahoma is where Black Wall Street was and there was a horrific, horrific massacre there about a hundred years ago. So this company is called the Blueprint, BLU PRINT. This one, this company is called the Blueprint BLU PR-INT. And they have a...

It's a fitness studio. They have body boot camps, cycling, yoga, extreme hip hop. The owner, the owner, Marquita Owens, is an inspiration and one of the most genuine people that Katie has ever met. So if you're in the Tulsa area, check out the Blueprint studio or follow them on Instagram at the Blueprint Studio. And Katie herself has just launched a business with her husband called Red Dirt Revival Parallel Company, which is a native-owned company to help fund the very expensive therapies that her son needs and insurance doesn't cover. So I mean, two great businesses going on here. So they have a charity parallel line where 75% of the proceeds go to organizations to help financially support families and individuals with special needs, specifically cerebral palsy and autism spectrum disorder. Wow. Revivalco.com or follow them on Instagram at reddirtrevivalapparel and

Crappens listeners receive 20% off with the code Crappens. Thank you, Katie for telling us about both of those businesses Okay, today we are on to the real housewives of Potomay Big episode the huge respect Beyonce is off of a Jane Oh Big episode the he goes about the he goes about Beyonce is off about a chain Everybody get into formation in my driveway Karen trying to get a Beyonce shout out like Ken your more. Oh, no, she's already had her dance They shout out with the black bill gates. What the hell am I talking about? But trying to get another one.

Trying to get another one. Yeah, it's like when your grandma gives you a piece of candy and then you just kiss her ass for the rest of the week trying to get another piece of candy. Yeah. Oh yeah. Good for, you know, I love that Karen got a Beyonce call out. You know, it's, I'm happy for her.

I'm happy that she has that in her life, you know. Yeah, that's a big thing to have. It's a huge thing. I mean, I, we don't have one. I don't think that one. I don't have a Beyonce. Could you imagine Beyonce comes out with a song and then in the middle, she goes, watch what, what happens, watch what like, oh my god. Or what if I found out one day that I am Becky with the good hair? Yeah. What if I am the hot sauce? What if I'm the surfboard? Does Beyonce listen to podcasts?

I feel like she would, I don't think she would have something to play podcast. I think she just has a cloud and she presses buttons on the cloud. Like an actual cloud. When they say save it to the cloud, Beyonce has a physical cloud. Beyonce has actual people just come in and do podcasts for her. Like talk in her ear. Every now and then I think about it.

Like do famous people ever listen to our podcast. I do think about it because, you know, Dorindo, I mean, I mean, Rihanna obviously watches Bravo on comments on Durindo's Instagram. And I'm not saying that I think that maybe Rihanna's out there listening to us, but it is kind of funny to think that Rihanna might be listening to us. Like she could be like I saw Reese Witherspoon on Instagram. What was she doing? Oh, she was making something. I don't know. I never have the volume on Instagram turned up

because it makes me hate people. But she was making something in her kitchen and she had a 365 brand product. And I was like, oh my God, they must be so excited over 365. Yeah. Yeah. The Reese Witherspoon is using their honey

or whatever the hell it was. Yeah, I mean, we're used to like reality stars listening to our like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like like any famous people, please go on to that. Well, it's just funny because you know, the thing is this, it's a funny thing to think about because here, I'm just talking to you on Skype. Like at the end of the day, I'm just talking to you. Like, we're on a phone call, but people are listening in and it's

weird to think that there could be a very famous person who actually cares what we have to say, you know? Well, don't jinx it. Okay, don't ruin it now. Now they that there could be a very famous person who actually cares what we have to say, you know, well don't jinx it Okay, don't ruin it now. Now they're gonna be all those you're a famous people who are listening I think it's someone like Marissa Tome, you know Like not I'm taking away from her, but you know like someone who was famous in the Mikeus and Vinny days It's probably yeah yeah, listen, Marciotome is still a very relevant actress, okay? It's not like she's not like she's married.

Oh, she's no matter how many hours of time. I didn't just cancel Marciotome, I'm just saying. You did, like, maybe someone, you know, from back in the day or something. Like, or the girl who played Vicki the robot. Oh, you know, I actually think she probably does listen. I would love that too. If you're out there, Vicki the robot girl, we are willing to discuss things with you. All right. All right. Dream time over. All right. Dream time over. The boy man's. The audience says off the cheek.

So the episode opens up actually at a dance class with Giselle and Grace. They're at a dance class led by a guy named Chuckie and his terrifying isn't it? No one wants to take dance classes from Chuckie, okay? No, that's not. No, it's like, uh, Grace saw we can do dance classes with Chuckie or tappa with Freddie Kruger. Who would you like? Would you like to do a little ballet with Annabella? Jason Voorheezer is teaching jazz contemporary Rhea is teaching jazz contemporary Riyah. And of course, only people named Chuck E. can take themselves a seriously.

He takes himself very seriously, but it looks like a fun dance class to make an ass out of yourself in. And Lord knows I've been in plenty of those. Yeah. Chuck E. does a lot of, he-ha, he-ha, ha, ha, he-he-ha. Which, that's fun. And then, so basically, Jacelle can't dance. That's what we learned.

And Grace is like, no, mom, that's wrong. What are you doing, mom? Mom, no, mom, why are you slapping your knees? No, that's not even the mom. Are you clogging? No, stop. And she also brings up Beyonce. She's like, look, Beyonce, yeah.

Lizzo, wow. She's like, wow, Beyonce, yeah. Lizzo, wow. She's like, wow, Beyonce is really just winning this entire episode. Yeah, it's amazing how much cultural relevance she has. Who would have thought Beyonce? So, she's taking her kid to dance class so that they could get some forgiveness going on about Jacelle going back with the father who treated her

and her family horribly. So, you know, I'm just glad my mom feeds me. You know, if my mom has done something wrong, she just gives me vodka and cookies, okay? Like every good mother. She doesn't make me fucking hip hop dance, okay? Yeah. Well, what's funny is that so like the way these scenes work on Bravo these days is that there's like some semblance of a group experience and then everyone has to leave the room and then our stars get to have their scene. But in this case, everyone left the room and then it was just Jacelle and Grace, but then Chucky was still hanging around and he's like, so I can show you some private moves and everything. Jacelle's like, thank you. Thank you. Trying to shoot a TV show here. Chuckie, thank you.

So you just excuses the fuck out of Chuckie. I'd love to. Yeah, so Chuckie leaves. But then, like, chase away. But then Chuckie has his revenge because then they start talking and then all of a sudden Grace is like, why is everyone coming back in here? Because the whole class comes back in.

Chuckie's like, no, this is my classroom. And I'm telling everyone to go and stretch around your scene Chuckie always gets revenge Always Just an actual film So yeah, so basically Just all's like so remember when we were on the boat with your sisters and your dad When he made you partners in Arizona's bar

and grill which just closed down. Do you remember? I could use less I roll and more blooming onion. Someone on the internet suggested that the reason why he gave the girls, those like partnerships, is because if like it went bankrupt or something, like he would be protected, right? Yes, that's, it's like the guy did on that tiger show, the tiger king, he signed everything and his mother's name, remember?

Yes. Didn't he like put everything in his mother's name and then his poor mother, like they were taking her house and everything in the lawsuit because he had moved in The herni I don't know something shady. Yeah, something shady something shady like that. No one's dad is like here's an era Arizona's grill as an actual Get in a different city Like here remember your dream of owning a neighborhood bar on grill. Lala Here it is. Yeah

So Lala, here it is. Yeah. So, Jacelle's trying, but Grace is just rolling her eyes. And we don't know if it's just because she's a teenager or she really just wanted those tickets to whoever she wanted tickets to last week. Lizzie, right? I think she wanted Nicki Minaj tickets. Nicki Minaj tickets, yeah. I just said Lizzie, because of this scene.

So my notes, okay. Listen, let's get all the tickets out of my head. Yeah, I just said this out because of this scene so my notes So now we go over to docks dogs swimming in a pond But I'm make it like but I make wildlife docks Karen's new house I'm here comes in one of the thirstiest greens on Bravo? Matt, come in, Matt. Mmm. Oh, it's so good to see my assistant slash lawyer slash makeup artist slash party planner slash microwave fixer Matt. Yeah, now I don't know that Matt has anything going on in life, but I do know this.

He was a part of the press conference He was. I will never forget Matt for that. He will forever be famous for that. And he now is only 10 minutes away from Karen, which means that we'll probably be seeing a lot more of Matt over the course of the season. So is everybody's gay friend, and by this, I mean us as well, because we are gay friends as well. Does everybody's gay friend just complain about being fat

all the time? Is that just in our gay, our DNGay? Because... Yeah, DNGay for sure. Like every one of us, like how you doing? So fat, so fat, I really sweat, I'm so fucking fat. I'm like, ah, let's talk about what I ate to them, so fat. Yeah, I mean, why do you think there's so much shitty food in West Hollywood? Because we like to talk about how fat we are in the only way we can, oh, we can do that, is to get drunk and eat shitty food.

Yeah. I think when we're sober, we complain get drunk and eat shitty food. Yeah. I think when we're sober, we complain about it and try to just shut it off. Yeah, it's a daytime salad place is turning to pizza places at night. In West Hollywood for sure. You could open up a Michelin star restaurant in WeHo and it will fail. It will no one will ever go to it. But you open up something called Chi Chi's deep fried burger french toast and it'll be like lines out the door at 2 a.m.

Yeah, or a crystal meth house or that or that they're very successful in what crystal meth hugs. So yeah, Matt's over there and he's like working out like crazy. That's what I fucking doing. Have you been working out? So fat. So Karen's like, well, the best thing I could have done for Ray. What the fuck in doing? How have you been working out? So fat. Baaah! So Karen's like, well, the best thing I could have done for Rey was moving back to Petal

America. She sort of says it as if they weren't in exile for the past. It wasn't the vol- like she makes it sound like it was a voluntary exile of the past few years. Not like, oh, you ran out of money and had to flee to Grand Falls until you earned enough money to come back. And like, you just decided, like, oh, I'm doing this for Ray. I know that Ray wants to be close to Doug's, but we put up a fence so he doesn't go wandering into the bond. Oh, Ray really wants his toast and coffee.

Yeah, she's spending all of poor Ray's retirement money trying to be rich enough to be on the house. So I've so and he's pissed. Okay? That was why for anybody who's confused. That is why I raised pissed He just wants to transition into official old man's status. I mean Karen has pretty much said so he wants to move to Florida and play golf Smokes the guards and talk about Millennials. Okay. That's all he wants to do and she will not let him Yes, and we see one of the reasons he probably hates her and it's a glitter jacket that she's wearing. Why is she wearing that? Okay, it's like Alisa Rinne goes bowling jacket.

She's, yeah, this is a big sequence episode for Karen, a lot of sequins. Yeah. So she's like, well, you know, our first year together was me and Ray. And then it was me and Ray and children. And now I'm dedicated to the dawn, my new baby. It's like that's Karen's monologue in every episode

explaining why Ray hates her now. Florida, that is the reason Ray hates you now. There, I just saved you five scenes. I want to be where the people are, where the people wear blazers every day to every application, just wearing blazers and polo shirts. Yeah, it's my bastardization of that song, but it worked for me. A little Ray made. A little Ray made. So more money is wasted because Karen has hired a whole staff to come over and do

this videotape for an invitation to her new party with rain! She's out! Yes, go on. I really have anything to say, I just wanted to go. That's pretty much what Karen would do. I mean, she clearly went and found a local community college And was like, hmm, does any of your any interns do anyone want to enter of me? Okay, here's your job Okay, Evangeline, you're gonna be my videographer and Matt you'll be my you'll be my singer slash person who gets killed in glue Okay, great. You're a fat singer person that gets killed in clue

We'll give it to Chris and said I'm not right now. We'll give it to Chris instead. So then a guy comes over and she's like, you go to the area, you can get dressed in Mr. Singing Telegram! Yeah, and by the way, when Evangeline, the videographer, shows up, Karen goes, oh good! I want her to videotape this. Video tape this. I was like, of course Karen says videotape. Who put this on beta?

Alright, I've got my VCR ready to go, so when you're done with this footage we can dress press rewind and check it out. We've got Evancheline in the tin types lady. Evancheline, go change your clothes over there. Evancheline, did you bring any of that carbon paper? I know I want to write some memos to everyone. So not only did she get a singing telegram guy she got a terrible singing telegram guy like did you just find this guy did you just drag this guy in off the sidewalk where did you find this fucking guy my god do we have no respect anymore in the singing telegram business?

I know, this is horrific. So he comes in, his name is Chris, and he's like, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, The grand-name has moved back and said hold on hold on did you just say grand-name? Grand-name? I'm so sorry. Can we get a softer syllable on this sing telegram? Thank you. Alright here's what I want you to sing. Surfboard.

Surfboard. God, my feeling so crazy new house. Got me so feelings so crazy to new house. Got me so, so crazy to new house. Alright, so she's like, well, if ever there was a reason to send a big invitation, it was this! The humans are bar! She starts with singing opera in her diary room session. God! I really love this show.

And I love, Chris just keeps messing up. And Karen is acting like she sees a little B-demil. And she's like, please come see the huboos! Okay, all right, let's take this from the top. Take it from the top. All right, okay, Rowling and we got sound. All right, action! If you liked it then you should have put a ray on it. I

Don't think you're ready for these acrobats. I don't think you're ready for these acrobats Raise raise raise pay my telephone raise pay my automobiles You make me want to throw my ray into the pool because you're a bug a boom, bug a boom. And I love that she has a throne just in case she needs it for a shoot. You know, she's actually got a throne piece of furniture that she keeps by the door at this lady before you're a grown. So then, then we go over to Wendy who's taking her kids to a picnic and I wrote, wow, what a robin thing to do

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Funny, I have retouched about Clarna recently. You know about Clarna? Oh yeah, I love Clarna. Clarna is a shopping app, so you can browse, you can buy anything there, you can shop anywhere from one app. It's a good shopping app. Yeah, it's actually Swedish. And so, you know, I inherently trust anything that comes from Sweden because they perfect meples. And so that like gives it a lot of, you know, authority in my mind. And so, Clarna is this really cool revolutionary new online shopping app. And you can pay for anything in four interest repayments, which is really good and really flexible. So I like that a lot.

And you can also get customized price drop alerts along with getting the best deals naturally. You can just set alerts and find what you want is on sale. Yeah, and then you can also, actually, one of my favorite things is creating ensuring wish list because I love making lists. And I also sometimes I'll be walking around and I'm like, you know what, I really need, I need a new vacuum or something. And this way I can just like put it on there. And then, because you know, by the time I get home, I always forget.

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This is like my nightmare scene. This had everything that I hate. It had children, it had poop, and it had like just red beverages as far as I could see. I hate red beverages. And outdoors. Oh, I hate the outdoors. Outdoors, and you could tell it was getting sort of cold.

Cold enough, where whatever you were wearing is not keeping you warm enough. It was warm when the scene started, and it's getting colder. I hate all of it. But the red beverages are really my thing. I hate red beverages So she's walking her kids through the park and she's like she's about to put down a blanket for a picnic and she's like um, is that poo? Not in this outfit, okay? There will be no poop in this outfit. Yeah, seriously so Robin shows up with her boys and

Yeah, seriously. So Robin shows up with her boys and I was like, oh boy, so your name's Carter, his name's Carter, all. So yeah, it's very much a Robin scene. Oh, she intows that at one point. It's like, oh, your name is Carter, his name is Carter. Oh. So then an ice cream truck comes up, like a very sketchy looking ice cream truck. I was like, do not let your children go over there, please. Yeah. Yeah. He looks like he's collecting

trophies for sure. Keep the kids safe. Okay. Yeah. And I love that like one of Wendy's boys goes running for the truck and he has basically a Ben Mandalker run and he's like, oh god Look at the way he runs. I don't think he's making it to the NFL. I Was like the not for lazy what you have to finish that sentence So she's like well my husband's dream is an athletic scholarship for the kids I don't think that's gonna work out and Robin's like well We want them to have a athletic scholarship too, but we don't, we just don't want them to be single-minded, you know. Yeah. And Wendy says, well, listen, I've got four degrees, okay? My

bad, my pants are all about education. I've got so many degrees. When the kids get in trouble, we just make them sit there and stare at my degrees. I love that. That cracked me up. Just stare at the degrees, okay, just stare. So they started talking about the sip and sea at Ashes Place and it was kind of funny because Robinson just comes and sits down between them. He's like, I wanna hear, like get outta here. Yeah, that's so music, kid. That was me at every mom thing.

I would ditch the other kids and just sit there like give me the dirt girl So they're basically they start talking about Candace and how she was acting up and Wendy when he's like no I understand why she feels attacked because you have three people coming at her, you know So like I get that. Yeah, she's like come on Robin. Robin's like okay Well, what does she tell you about us? And when he's like, well, she said that Jacelle is like, nah, like a monster. And then we see the clip of her saying, well, you know,

Jacelle's a shade monster. You got to watch out for her because she can come at you. Which really wasn't that big of a deal. Not that big of a deal. No, of course not. Jacelle said today, started to take the air out of the storyline, but even just L tweeted Yeah, obviously I completely misunderstood that it was no big deal

Also, we should mention that they were at this point drinking little red margaritas out of bottles Which is funny. I guess I guess that's a mom thing because I imagine most moms are like, oh my god Get me a margarita right now the kids are playing They're not watching. Let me do this. Yeah, I'm my box of wine, Francia, everything every event Yeah, I also like to sit in the closet like he did with her and was it last week when he was in the closet with her And she's like, do you like this? She's like stupid. I like to like to something ugly Do you like this outfit? Adley. Do you like this one? No. I'm basically Carter.

If anyone wants to know what my life was like as a child, it's there. So did they start talking about Karen? And Wendy is saying that she's basically surprised that Karen still has sex or is trying to have sex. And how, she says that basically Karen has this persona that she like trying to have sex and how like, you know, she says that basically Karen has this persona that she's trying to put on of like, like, I'm still the pussy poppin' on the hands, and, hmm, game that he's like, I don't think so.

Yeah, I'm not loving this whole age-shaming thing from Wendy, and I know that that's, you know, I'm the leader of the Hippocrat party because I know I'm not always innocent there either, but I don't know. It's like when you see other people do it, it's gross, you know? Yeah. Like, I never really thought the Golden Crowe was a gross place to eat until I really just looked around. Yeah. And I was like, you know, what I'm better than this. Or taste of the food.

Yeah. No, the food's amazing. It's like chemicals and bread. Amen. All right So then we go over to a coffee shop where Candice is there she could be meeting Ashley and Candice Candice tells us you know, I can honestly say that a lot of the things I said about Ashley were mean and hurtful nasty and I did not need to say all of them Like did not need to say all of them. Like, did not need to say all of them. Are you saying that you reserved the right to have said some of them? Yes.

What? So then Ashley, someone holds a door open for Ashley because she's got her baby stroller and she goes, thank you so much, babe. Yeah. Which is so much. Yeah. And, gosh, I felt so bad for this random woman. There was a random woman who was sitting in this coffee shop just trying to have lunch with her friend.

And what happened was the camera was, the camera was trained on Ashley's baby stroller because she was like knocking over every chair and site trying to get into this crap little little coffee shop. And so while the camera was following it, it sort of drifts down and then there's like this woman in the foreground and she's like eating something and like out of nowhere on national TV this this lady her big face making like the worst expression is just like filling the entire screen and I was like why did they like why did they not cut away why are they doing this this poor woman who's just trying to have a scone and now her face is literally taking up 89% of my TV. This is so mean to her. Yeah, because Ashley's just bumping into everything. Say, sorry, boom, sorry, boom, because she can't fit the straw with her. And every coffee shop has, it's, you know,

it's type, you know, like the one that we go to, to do our stupid work whenever we've met on Fairfax. It's like, I'm a rider. That's all the like the hipster guys, beards. Like, God, it's so, like, every single one of them has like a beard or a mustache. And that's like everyone's auditioning to be in Mumford and Sons.

Yes. And this one was older ladies doing emails I'm not happy about having the chairs. They weren't sitting in getting moved It was like single ladies at desk so if computer is doing their emails and one lady finally helped her and she actually looked at the camera like What you're a young man. Why am I the one moving the fucking chair out of the way? Well, I also felt like the ladies were like, we've all had kids, and we all know this is not what you do. Put your stroller over there, take the kid out and walk to the stage. Walk to the table, like they were all like, fuck this bitch.

And it's also city of Candace to pick the table all the way by the wall. Like, through the chairops of a course, it was like the, it was like ninja, well, American ninja, but chair version. It's like, all right, we have a mom with a stroller and we put 45 chairs between her and the table and you have 45 seconds go. She fell in the pool. Yeah, you're out of big brother.

So yeah, so she finally makes it over to the table and everybody is perturbed. Now everybody hates that. Now this restaurant and Canvas is like, mm-hmm, Dean is very cute. He does look like Michael right now, but I can see he probably is actually coming around the mouth section and let's just say he will be blessed to look like his mother. Her words not mine. So although I don't disagree. So anyway, so Candice is basically very thankful that Ashley followed her out. When Candice stormed out the party and Ashley was one who followed her, she was like really thankful for that and she's like, you know, I just didn't want a peanut gallery. You know, I just wanted to talk to you one on one.

And Ash is like, yeah, but you didn't really have that same respect for me because you were saying all those things on social media to thousands and thousands of people to see. And that was like really nasty stuff. So that was like, that wasn't a peanut gallery. That was like a full on, you know, peanut march to like a cross-washing in DC. Like that was a lot of peanuts.

But you were engaging as well. She's like, yeah, but I stopped because I was having a baby, you know what I mean? Do you didn't even stop when I was pushing a baby through my body. She's like, well, I did not know that you were in labor and I don't follow you on Instagram. And if I did follow you, I would have known and I would have said what I said at that

time, I would have waited for your vagina to heal and then I would have said it then. It's like an old-timey war where they would like stop on Christmas and like, like, together. Yes. I really use. They attacked us at night time. I'm closing out everything. I swear I'm gonna hop on my penny-farthing and shoot the next person I see. I'd prefer better manners before you shot my people.

Someone shot my parasol. There is a very dainty warrior, we're just crying. Everybody we're stopping the war because we're getting a tin-tight by a vangeline. Alright, gather around the throne. A vangeline, okay, record this message that we can send out to everyone's vitrola across the western front. Uh, so Dean starts fusing during this conversation, which kind of takes all the air out of a fight, right? Because you can't fight with the baby in between you.

I mean, these people obviously have never been to my house because we do it just fine over in my family, but they're like, oh, the baby's crying. I guess we shouldn't fight. Yeah, exactly. I think the kids you want to fight because there's a baby in between you, you know? So then Candace offers up like one of her horrific apologies. And so she goes, I understand that my opinion and the way that I opined was hurtful to you. And I do apologize for not being as sensitive as you needed for me to be. So next time when I call you a dirty roach,

I will instead say you are an uncleaned insect of a lesser popular variety. Yes, Candace talks to everybody, like she's a customer service lady, who's about to murder them, you know? Yeah. Well, we would love to make you happy. Unfortunately, you do not have the receipt.

I will need you to wait in line, ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am, I'm going to need you to stand over there and she does that thing where she points with her whole palm. I'm going to need you to stand over there, over there, like a full palm point. Yeah. So as she's like, well, OK, look, we have to just be able to move on. And she's like, I'm working on that now speaking of Monique. I've had a friend for five seconds.

Now now let's turn her on Monique. Yeah, she goes, I'm working on grudges. Now, let's talk about Monique. And she's like, you know, if I had known, she's going to be that upset about it. I never would have invited series toes to my party, never, ever, ever. And Ash is like, well, they were fine at my baby shower, but then she thinks she's, well, she seems to think that something transpired between June and September. And she's like, and do you know what that is? She's like, no, she said she told you. Candace is like, well, I talk to Monique every day

leading up to Ashi's dinner and Shreece's name never came up. Although to be fair, I wasn't ever listening. Yeah, and he's like, ah, hello, or like a little milk or retention, or something here, wham wham wham wham. Wham wham, could all have a laltight, wham wham, sophisticated bybe, supposed to get a bybe coming through. Childish. Where where could all have a latte we are we are sophisticated by be sophisticated by becoming through

Charlie bitch So then But she's like oh gosh, I can't pull my blue bad of this dress and can it is like blue Blue and they they're all getting the video now across Potomac they're getting Karen's video Yeah, Karen's video shan her for her with the guy and video. Yeah, Karen's video shot in her foyer with the guy and he's like, you're welcome to the hubles with the Grand Dame and everyone's like,

what the fuck is this? This makes me pine for the days of the mime. Yeah, I know I miss that mime. The Grand Dame has moved to Patormac, come celebrate and have a key key more Matt. I was like, Oh, oh no who'd you pay for those rhymes? Well, I had a produce by Swiss cheese. That's related to Swiss beads, but maybe not as popular Yeah, I've she really wanted to throw her away at around that should have been Macy Gray. I know. The condom is moved back to Paco Man. I tried to go to Carrington's house in the

town. I tried to say goodbye and I fall. I started to say hello and alken! You're doing it wrong, Macy! You're doing it wrong! I was in Spada, man! There's a... there's a... there's a fine line between Carol Radzwell and Macy Gray, I'm discovered. Liz and Jumman, Carol Radzwell! I try to... I try to go to Karen's house, but I get tired. Ah, why don't you call me? You remember that one?

I do. Hey, why don't you call me, Karen? Baby. So everybody's watching on their phone and Wendy's husband is cracking up. He's like, yeah, I've never seen anything like that. And Wendy's like, well, yeah, it was interesting because Karen is very dismissive. So it's odd that she sent me an invite. Yeah.

So then, Jacelle and Robin, I immediately jump onto FaceTime and start laughing about it. And Robin's like, she's taking this grandim thing way too far, you know. And she's saying, I don't know that you got housewarming when you're renting a house. Robyn goes, I'm convinced she has nothing to do. I'm like, it's Karen Yuger. She literally has nothing to do. Okay. Like, she sits and talks to her iron.

Hello, iron. How's it seeming today? Get it? I guess it wasn't really much of a pun, but it was fun to say. But Robin's saying that as she's getting her lashes threaded. That's true. And 10 rays on her list of things that she doesn't do. Yeah. Yeah. So Robin tells Jazeal that Wendy was What also picked up on the fact that that Karen doesn't have much of a sex life They're like wow, I can't believe that Wendy was able to pick that up so quickly. That's crazy Oh, yeah, and she also said that can't just say that you're a monster

Interesting I don't know what canvas is trying to do. Wow.. She called the house I bought for my children a tear down And now she wants to call me a monster. I Love that Jizelle just throwing her kids in there. I bought this house for my children Now for my children now. I'm like well then why do you have that interior design that is going to scar them for life? Okay, please please you have that interior design that is going to scar them for life? Okay, please. Please. You have to give yourself a bigger victim story.

You have to add to children. Like how could you to my children? Nah. It's like Teddy on Beverly Hills and she's like, well, you said I'm boring and then you set that to pregnant women. I mean, how are pregnant women going to feel about it? It's not enough for you to fight on your own. You have to be carrying the, carrying the flag of pregnant women everywhere.

Yeah. So speaking of which sort of, we go to Monique's house where the kids are just running around like crazy and Monique is just losing her mind. She's like, I have to take deep breaths. I have to, there's constant God, I have to do this constant, whining, constant, whining. Oh, I don't know if you meant like actual constant, consuming of wine or constant complaints,

but you know who goes either way with Monique. Yeah, it's nice to see somebody being so honest. Like, I have a lot of kids and I can't fucking take it. Yeah, instead of acting like everything's so perfect. Like she puts her baby down and she as well, that is a heavy sack of baby. And she also put herself into a corner by doing this whole not-for-lazy mom's thing, so she can't be lazy about it now.

She's like, fuck. I'm not built a brand out of exhausting myself. She's not good. I mean, she's been good about the potty training brand so far this season, although I don't think she had anything shit on something on command in this episode, which was the first episode this season. But she doesn't really do well with her brand. Like, she has, she's still using those wine glasses that are already tilted towards her lips. I can't. Those glasses are literally the laziest glasses I've ever seen. They are. It's literally like, oh, you don't feel like tilting the glass all the way. Okay, fine.

I think they're supposed to be that you, like when you're drawing from them, maybe it like allows you to smell the bouquet a little more easily. I can't tell. No, good. And then I was like, if that is what it is, like what side are you supposed to drink out of the lower side or the taller side? Because as far as I could tell they were drinking from the taller side So if you're drinking from the taller side then why are you even bothering having glass?

Has a shorter side and then the of Chris who then just says fuck it and drinks from the side of it So he's not even on the taller side of the lower side He just does it like from a perpendicular angle and I was like, why do you have these glasses? Yeah, point is fuck those glasses, they're stupid, okay? They need to stop. They're real stupid. If you need a glass to tell you how to stick your nose in a wine glass to get the bouquet, then

then you've made an ass out of glass in me. Yeah, and then they proceed to have some alone time together. They go down, drink their wine, and they're talking about, you know, it's kind of a typical Monique scene where it's like I do everything. You don't do anything It's like, but I do I pay for everything She's like we don't have a prenup. What am I supposed to be grateful for your money? Like I just made you 19 children, sir Yeah, her basically basically her thing is that like when I go like you don't do anything nice for me

You just want to have sex and like when you go out of town I set everything up for you and then when I go but like you don't you don't do anything for when I go out of town He's like well you just set that up and open up Oh She's like no Yeah, she's like I like we don't date take me to brunch, get me some French toasts. And then he turns everything back to Saks. He's like, well, if I take you to breakfast,

I would expect that you put out when we get home if I ask for it. Yeah, because he does the whole thing of like, you never want to have sex with me because you're so tired. Maybe she's turned off. Okay, because maybe she feels like she's just like a Play thing at the moment and maybe she needs like some romance in her life, Chris

And if she says she has an issue that she wants more romance in her life It does that's not the time for you to say well, then we should have more sex because right now She's airing her issue and like you're making it into your issue Christopher Yeah, that's all he does is say how he's not getting any it's's like, well, you know, it'd be nice if you did something. Will it be nice if you put out? Will it be nice if you took me out? Will it be nice if you put out? That's like the whole conversation.

Fucking man were horrible. I know, seriously. Seriously. So, picnic with Candace and Crest. Ah! Yeah, so they go and they they arrive with like a picnic basket and They're taking they're removing all these little things of take out So clearly Chris did not cook Chris the cookbook author to be did not make this food

So maybe actually he probably did is probably from this restaurant. Yeah, they did say it's a firm meal Yeah, that's true. I take it back. I take it all back. Styrofoam typical course. Of course. Typical. I normally wouldn't point that out, but this is a Candace and Chrissine. So fuck those guys. Okay. Yeah. So they're talking about kids, Chris wants kids and Candace has fears, she's afraid of change, she's afraid of being solely responsible and always responsible for a kid, because I think she's afraid of responsibility given that she hasn't ever had a job

as far as we've ever seen, right? So is that? Yeah, they're boring. Yeah, basically she's like, you know, it's taken me 30 plus years to get to a healthy place with my mom and I don't want to take 30 years or more to have a healthy relationship with my kids because I already know I'm gonna fuck them up

because I'm a terrible person. So I don't want to wait 30 years to have nice times with them. Yeah, she's just like drawing out her pregnancy storyline. I'm not buying it. So then she's talking about how she's gonna try and, you know, make nice with people at Karen's party. And he's like, well, you know, the best option is just to address everybody one by one.

And yeah, she has to because everybody hates her at this point. Like, she literally has to go to like four out of the seven women or how many women are on this show. She has to go to like 90% of the people, which was not four out of seven. But guys, you know what? I'm not here for my math, just get over it, okay? Okay, Ronnie, I want you to go into the closet and stare at when you's degrees. I'm furious. You guys, I feel so bad,

I'm gonna have sex with Chris. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Candace is is hatching a plant get on everyone's good side and it's could be a startover spot with her and Ashley and everything's gonna be great Everything's gonna be great You have the party things ready. Oh, I love this party look at this the trees the gold I want a little bit of everything you have here in this party plan a warehouse Okay, I want the gold. I want the silver. I want the purple. I want that moss. I want that piece of wood Oh the cash register will take that we, I want that piece of wood. Ooh, the cash register, we'll take that, we can work with that a little bit somehow, Mac, could you get that? I'm at, it's like, well what does Ray have to say about this party?

Did he call me fat? She's like, wow, you know, I'm working on re-agmatting that passion with Ray. Nothing turns a man on more than when he gives a credit card bill for golden trees that you've ordered. Quiddit card mill for golden trees that you've ordered. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM in a black ball gown with a big ruffle and one glove, like kind of a- Yes. It's like a half-lea from New York. Yeah. So then we get it just sells terrible house. And the editors are just fucking with us now. Cause it's just, Ding, dong, ding, dong.

And every ding of the dawn on the doorbell is a terrible shot of Jazeel's house. It was like a Daron Arnosski movie. The terrible piece wall. Look at this carpet. Look at this wall, look at this accent. Look at this terrible Z gallery decor. I feel bad for anyone who goes in that house.

Including Cal, who shows up. Now I love Cal. Cal is like a voice of reason. He's so lovely. I've always enjoyed him quite a bit. So he shows up and just brings him downstairs to show off her bedroom and like her new bathroom and this and that. And he's like, oh, oh, and then she pulls out a wig.

And he's like, oh, that's like Gucci hair. You want what do you have that? And she's like, you are that's like Gucci hair. You want what do you have that? And she's like, you are cat hair, extraordinary. You're going to make it work. Gah. So he's there to also give her advice. And she basically tells him that the kids are pissed off, that she's getting back together,

because daddy and her mommy, you know. And she's like, well, it hurts my feelings. I've been with other guys in the past. I mean, like Sherman, and they said they loved him and then we get a clip of them being like, Hi, Sherman, oh, he's our best friend. Yeah, they literally go, he's our best friend. I mean, they were also younger.

I mean, they were three years, that was like three years ago. That's it. And a kid's life, you know, their attitudes towards these sort of things can change quite a bit. But also, they don't know. They just know that the guy has things in common with them. They like wandering around in parks. He likes wandering around in parks.

They don't like going to weddings. He doesn't like going to weddings. I mean, I think that like, you know, he doesn't like going to weddings. I mean, I think that like, you know, it's crazy to me that that Jizelle is expecting them to embrace Jamal when they have been raised probably their entire lives to never trust this man to hate him. So it's like he puts it in such a perfect way too. Right. Like such a sensitive way to Jiselle because he's like, um, your kids had to see Jamal in a very unflattering way on social on the web. They've basically been conditioned to believe that maybe my dad's not trustworthy.

And then they just cut to Giselle's clip going, well, Mr Jamal is a cheater, cheater, pumpkin, eat her rock. So nice this way of saying, this is your fucking fault. Yeah, pretty much. And I was like, you know what, at their age, they have a right to feel that way. And he basically just lead with love, lead with love, your kids will see through it.

But yeah, they're not gonna just like, just cause you like daddy again, they're not gonna like daddy. So, you know. And by the way like, just because you like daddy again, they're not gonna like daddy. So, you know, by the way, when I say it's your fault, I mean, the villainizing part, the villainizing. Obviously, it's not her fault,

it's fucking Jamal's fault, he's a piece of shit. Yeah, and by the way, he also villainized himself quite a bit. But, and I think that she actually, I think she had a right to be angry like that. But she, but she, yeah, but that being said, she can't act so surprised that the kids are like, haven't told the co-signed this relationship, which you would think they would now that they

are both business partners in Arizona's bar and grill. So yeah, but he didn't only, you know, they keep making this about like, he heard mommy, well, he also hurt them, you know, like he broke up their family, but it's all that, you know, they keep making this about like he heard mommy. Well, he also hurt them, you know, like he broke up their family, but it's all that, you know, they're, yes, they're being protective of you, but they also have a right to be pissed off at them for their own reasons. You know, look, he just walks back in and he just walks back in and is like, Oh, yeah, I want to be in your lives.

And not only does he walk back in, but he's also like, Oh, but I've also moved to Atlanta. So like he's prioritized. I told you he says he wants to be in their lives. And yet he has prioritized going down to a full different city somewhere else. You know, yeah. So I understand. So he tries and he's like, lead with love.

I'm saying that is beautiful. That keep brushing. Keep brushing. He's like, also, let's repaint your house. Great. Lead with love. Lead with love. And also Sherman Williams. So, uh, so then it's like party time, party time. Okay, I'll put on my best seat when

Heptie bag for this event. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. And she's telling somebody, now listen, I want to keep the gates in the backyard closed. So the party is contained Yeah, you know all those people who just want a party on the front lawn Karen

It's just gonna spill over so virus Yeah, so they she's setting up this party. There are these acrobats, these two girls that are just like, they've set up their rigs. Again, it's just sort of, like it looks like Karen's house is on, I mean, there's like a lake, it looks like it's,

I don't know if it's a house in community or not, but it has that look of a house in community where there's like a lake in the middle and then all the houses have fences around them or something. And so these acrobats are sort of in that weird no man's land. That's like not quite Karen's property. But on the gates it's so funny that she does. I was like, I love art, but not my house.

So dirty, dirty people. It's just also this like moment of whimsy that doesn't like, doesn't track through the rest of the party. Like there's no other whimsy going on. like doesn't track through the rest of the party Like there's no other whimsy going on. There's no people in balls on the pool There's no like fire eaters. There's no like fanciful hors d'oeuvres It's just like to random acrobatics everyone's like okay They're children right aren't they little kids? So we don't know how old they are but they were small small small ladies

Well it's great to be back in the show, man. So, Jizzo comes in with her new wig and Cal does do a very nice job. You got to add it to him. Yeah, and she's dressed like, um, Jiffy Pop after you've gotten the popcorn out of it. She just like deflated foil. Yeah, discarded Jiffy Pop. Yeah. Um, and, uh, and Karen and Karen's like,

oh, so where's Jamal? Where's Jamal? And she's, and just, just like, he's in Atlanta, Atlanta. Oh, well, I think she didn't want to bring Jamal because he didn't want to, she didn't want to answer for the past. I'm like, no, he's like literally in Atlanta. Like, he's in another state. What do you want him to do? She thinks she's smart but we all still talk about about her bag So listen up girl, we'll walk in your truth. Welcome to our truth So just so just I was trying to start trouble and she's like Ray, yeah, why weren't you in the invitation? All I saw was Karen. Where were you? Where were you? He's like well? Where'd she got the huger name? Oh, gathered me up, gathered me up.

So then, let's see, Ashley arrives and has to walk sideways up the stairs in her huge selling sunset heels. Yes. And Karen, who's just very worried about everyone's husband. Look at you. Where's Michael? Where's Michael? Hmm, where's Michael? Hmm. Okay, imagine that he'd not want to be around us. Look at all those assets to grab. Why isn't he here? All of the husbands who don't want to take your shit tonight are not coming, okay? That's correct.

I don't blame a single one of them. Yep. So Wendy and her husband show up. He doesn't know yet. He doesn't know with a dangerous zone yet, so he's still like cool to show up to parties and then Karen is Karen's like hmm Where's Rayman? Where's Rayman? I want to excuse myself everyone somebody find my husband Ray. I'm sorry Wendy

It's so nice to see where's Ray. Where's Ray? But I would love to talk to you Wendy, but I have to find my husband Ray Did someone check upstairs if you get caught in between the closet doors again, Ray? So Jizelle and Ashtair talking and Jizelle was like, I saw Robin. Nah, she saw Wendy. And Wendy said, the campus talked about me. Yeah, she said, I was a mean monster.

And then she like lifts her eyes and she looks like a really mean monster. Yeah. It was really funny in this scene that she is so offended that she's called a monster, but she's got this like weird blue eyeshadow on the lower part of her lids and like silver eyeshadow above and she just keeps raising her eyes and lifting her head back like, I'm gonna get those puppies. I know. I was told that look that's called garage doors. So there you go. The makeup look. Yeah. Well, there you go. I should know I've been watching that Facebook murder lady Bailey Sarah and in or Bailey Sarah and or whatever I love her. You know Sarah. She talks about murder. I think I've told you about that before she talks about murder on Facebook while she does her makeup. Yeah. Love it. Best show ever. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, the point is

Wendy is looking around for a straw and then Ashley is like back to I don't know why they put that in there They're like cutaway. Let's show that Wendy is a villain for asking for a straw in 2020 Don't don't don't And then Monique and Chris show up and Chris I mean, I'm just always in awe of how big Chris is He literally fills up the entire door. He like walks in and it's like filling up the entire frame. He is so huge Hey Chris baby doll Hey Chris baby doll or should I say grown mandal?

So candy ass hugs Karen. She comes over and they just keep cutting to those poor kids on the twisty rings like way far away. And then Wendy is talking to Ashley. And she's like, how is Ashley's drinking? So Wendy's like, so tell me about you and alcohol. And she's like, Oh, well, I have strips that test my milk I guess. I just felt like oh god. Strips. Jesus. Jesus. Strips.

Strips. I wonder if your how your husband feels about things that have strips. Strippers. Perhaps. So then um so then a Cadillac arrives and Karen's like, oh wait a second. I think there's one of our posse missing. I don't name it Beyonce. Beyonce. Mmm. Mmm. Or Robin. Or Robin. Um, I don't know the lost in my mind. I hate party scenes. This is, they just keep cutting around to people. I'm like, what the hell? So Robin shows up, she gets out of what looks like to be an Uber, and she has some pizzas. She's like, thank you. And so then she walks into the party with these

pizzas. Obviously, I call back to when she left pizzas on Karen's doorstep. And so this time, though, Karen's trying to be in on the joke. So she sees Robin with the pizzas, and she does her like, She sees Robin with the pizzas and she does her fake, I'm a cool person laugh. Woo! She does that super high pitched laughing that she only does when they're mocking her. Yeah, when they were doing the Kern and the Wigs falling off and stuff.

So like, well, in great falls, it was not funny, but now I can laugh and say, you go, girl, but you could show up on time, couldn't you? Mmm. I'm going to ominous and say this pizza came in more than 30 minutes after I ordered it, mmm, for the nigh. And then Karen eating a slice of pizza, like you've never seen anybody eat a slice of pizza before. Like, hello? Hello, hello? I'm eating a slice of pizza like you've never seen anybody eat a slice of pizza before like

Her face is like tilted Nandertun is moving like one meat one little meat piece towards her teeth and then just kind of swishing Gonna just stir big this one I'm surprised she didn't eat it from the side like she did like crust on the left hand I like triangle point on the right hand. Yeah, she tilted her head down, you know where it's like you're pouring the pizza down into you. And then she caught like the end of the cheese it was falling off of their tongue. I'm like,

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I don't really go over some of this. Mm-hmm. So Robin again, they're just trying to start so much shit. So Robin asked the right to look gray Why are there kays everywhere, but not H's? I only see K's not H's and he's like He's like, I don't know. I don't know. I just I'm gonna look at the acrobats. God look at those acrobats Aren't they great? Yeah, fucking carrot even has quirk stoppers with k's on them they great yeah fucking care and even house quirk stoppers with k's on them exactly and robins like oh this party is clearly for Karen Ray doesn't even know why he's partying which is funny and true

but also like who cares why are they so upset that Karen is having a party for yourself and where's your husband exactly thank you but I do like the idea of Ray just partying and he doesn't know why he's like this is great this is great would be better in Florida though, but it's great So time for girls in the gazebo chat So cares gazebo is all lit for a scene so they make their way over there and Candice pulls just all aside first She's like I would love a chat you I have picture number. It is your turn to come to the window, ma'am Yeah, I did not intend to be messy. And if that upsets you, I just want to apologize for that.

And that's it. So I'm sorry for being saying certain truths that you interpreted as being messy and you being sensitive for that. Okay, great. Sorry for saying tear down when what I meant was extreme gut. Okay. Now it's needed was extreme gut. Okay, now it's me. Extreme gut. I just meant land appreciation cause her.

That's all. So she's not going to moonwalk her way or creep out of the creep walk her way out of this conversation. So she said, well, there's that. And I spent time with Robin who spoke to Whitney, who said, you said, I'm a monster ra. So now she's looking at me like and she's like waiting for the mean monster to show up and that is wrong and it is rude and it is immature ra. So like, wow, oh, so you didn't mean it, you didn't mean it. She was not now intended. And I apologize if you don't understand the words that I make up when I apologize.

Poor ball isn't it, Lampto. Like what did I do? Yeah. She was like just about to open up a store called malintended. They just put a bad name on my store back to the drawing board So just I was like I believe you you meant to be mean Nah, and that's the and you thought you were funny and it's not time not a monster Well

Sometimes you are not nice and then we get clips of just I'll just be horrible Not nice. And then we get clips of just, I'll just be horrible. Many months. Eric Alonso. So I mean, basically they agree that like going forward, we're just gonna keep it light and surf the sea. I'm not gonna get any deep,

I'm not gonna get deep with you. Wow. So they agree that there's gonna be civil to each other, which means that they'll probably fight in a few episodes. Yeah, so now it's time for the real Gazebo scene. Yeah, so Ashley's like, Kern, this is really great. What a great time. I love this Gazebo.

And Karen's like, hmm, we have fun in here. Mmm. Mmm. Nothing says party like sitting in a Gazebo in a suburban housing community, right? Look, those acrobats across the way on the other side of the gate, of course. Also, the thought of Karen and Ray having sex in that gazebo right in front of the town

lake or whatever the fuck is out there. Wow. So Wendy's like, oh, you have fun here like where I'm sitting and then Wendy tells us you're dismissive, you're rude and you're old. Yeah. So, um, so then Ashley's talking, how there's like a woman in her building that is helping with Dean and everything and like, well, is she, is she younger or older? She's like, she's younger and like, uh, Wendy's like, I only like old and decrepit women

looking after my babies. By the way, Karen, are you free to babysit Wednesday? after my babies. By the way, Karen, are you free to babysit Wednesday? Karen's like, I agree. I agree with Wendy. You don't put no young woman in your kitchen. And Monique's like, well, look, we got all this beauty here. Okay, we've got these faces. I'm not ever scared. and she says and if that ever happens it'll let me know something about my marriage it's like don't don't don't yeah but no one got offended that's true so like some camera talks about how there's some strain with her in raid these days because the kids are out of the house and now we have to focus on our own

thin bristle relationship Hmm The second chapter is coming on strong girls. I've got to excuse myself. This is a party. It's a party You know Ray and I were focused on kids for years and now the kids are grown and gone and Ray just wants to move to Florida to Florida where there's no TV show for me to be on. Wow. Oh no.

Yeah, exactly. So then party party scenes, party party scenes and Chris and Eddie have a talk, but I didn't understand what they were talking about. Did you? Did not. I didn't get it. I wrote down, I just want to coast. I just want to coast high school football. Get some get some here in there and right into the sunset to like it to heaven.

Oh, I guess they just want to he Christ just wants to coach football and. Oh coach. Oh coach. I wrote coast. Well, he just wants an easy life, coach. He just wants an easy life I guess he wants an easy but it was I need those at home so now it's like oh my god. Oh, I feel so comforted. I know I can't even time like I just got hugged So then the MC MC's like everyone everyone gather around gather around it's the same MC from canises You're robbing those she stole canises MC

So like okay everyone ladies and gentlemen Karen huger so Karen comes out and like a pink Pink suit suit pink suit with a big brim hat basically doing some Beyonce pink suit with a big brim hat basically doing some Beyonce and they're like she's like popping her head and acting like she's holding a cane you know like that dance you do or like a cane stuff. She's doing the formation dance she's doing the things like uh-uh uh-uh. I know. She's like mmm formation about my head. Yes formation and they're like what's going on? Why is Karen trying to be Beyonce right now? Because Beyonce is off the drain.

I got what you want. I got what you need because I put my laser disc on top. Yeah, I got what you want. Yes, everyone take a long and everyone's cracking up and then you just hear her go Where's Ray Ray? Where's Ray? Where's he at? Ray? And then we see the music stops and we just see Ray wandering up the stairs Who runs the world? Facts machines who runs the world? Facts machines

And that brings us to the end of real housewives of Potomac. Oh, Karen. Oh, it's... She's just great. I love me some Karen huger. Yeah, sorry Florida. You're not getting our little Karen back. You're not getting K-onsay just yet.

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