Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Insta Live and Let Insta Live

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

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Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music,

or wherever you get your podcasts. I have cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cr Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens! The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about. I'm Yo Bros. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good it's real housewives of Potomac Day and I just have one thing to say to you. Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy morning, happy morning. Happy birthday my little bunions. Thanks, Ronnie. Thank you so much. You were so sweet.

And thank you to everyone who's been wishing me happy birthday. It's just, it's like, it was like the loveliest thing I was on, I was on a plane all day yesterday. So just sitting there and getting the love and I, it was like a really nice way to spend a plane ride It was just but we're sorry receiving all that love. So thank you Thank you to everyone who who wrote nice things to me. I really I really really really appreciate it I'm like trying to go through a heart everything on Instagram But like it's a lot of people so I'm gonna sort of like get my way through that But thank you so much everyone

like get my way through that. But thank you so much everyone. Five nine, I'm a four four now, I'm a real four four. And just like Karen Huger herself, I did celebrate in Miami this past weekend, my first ever trip to Miami. I'm definitely gonna like talk about it a lot on the bonus episode this week, but it was so fun.

Unfortunately, I did not make my way to bar one, so I was not able to see Peter's patio with my own eyes. So I do feel like there's a gaping hole in my experience. There is. I mean, that's criminal. I know. I didn't point out anything on anyone's heads. Well, welcome to the show, everybody. We do a couple of crappings on demand videos every week. That's where you can see us. Same thing, but with our gorgeous faces,

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But come see that if you're in Austin. And what else anything else you have to say before we get started? What else I have to say is that I'm just sad that we're not recapping winter house today because I clearly am like I have like a hangover from this weekend and it would be a really great day It's to a lot of Carl voice. Yeah, I look great while you're on it. My voice a little deeper than usual for my I'm a hangover Yeah Some of the remember

Don't worry just stay drunk Just stay drunk until that recap. That's the plan. I mean, that's a drunk all week long. Anyway, look, I'm wearing a shirt that's like basically the color of my face right now. I'm basically just like, and I'm dressed in skin today. So, but anyway, yeah, crap is on the mat. I'm ready to get in the recap. I'm loony. I'm crazy. You really are having my salmon- salmon kind of day. It's a big salmon. I did actually just have some smoked salmon for breakfast. So it's just I'm really salmon-forward. Actually, on White Lotus last night, Jennifer Koolidge

was wearing this gown and I think the guy told her, wow, you're a symphony of salmon. which is wearing this gown and I think the guy told her, wow, you're a symphony of salmon. I saw that. That's exactly right. All right. Just like this. You know, as the season goes on, I forget certain things, especially in the opening, like your opening lines,

I like to see as the season progresses what their lines mean, because sometimes they're really obvious. It's like, you may think I sell candles, but I really sell candles, and then their storyline selling candles or whatever. So I pay attention to them every once in a while. I forgot that I forgot Wendy's line. Wendy's line is, um, for his it, I just had it right here.

I'm a Nigerian queen with no time for me. It's like, wow, you're, you're a big line. It's about not having me time. I love that. Yeah, I love that for sure Really wish it involved more of like plates like I have a lot of my plate because I'm a Nigerian queen, you know a Nigerian Nigerian plate so Yeah, but we we talked about how amazing this episode was it was so good It was such a good episode. Before I even had started it, I saw, you know, Joe Gunn, don't we love Joe Gunn?

Yeah, it's a good course. Yeah, I think wrote on Twitter and he said, this episode's already canon. And I was like, okay, if Joe Gunn's saying that, I'm very excited. And it really lived up to that. Like, this episode, I just could not believe it. And just kept on going and going. And it was, I kept on having moments like two hours later and then four hours later. And just when you thought it'd be over, it was like another thing would happen. It was great. Yeah, it really was good. And I knew from the start of the episode, it was going to be

really good because it opens with like sunset Miami. Now it's nighttime. Everyone's getting ready for dinner. Shasha is steaming. I know that it just stayed on. Papa has been steaming that thing for days now in Miami time. You know, it just gets back to her like, the father, the

Shasha. Yeah, she is steaming the fuck out of that shirt. It has been, it's been a long time. I mean, no wonder why like, she is steaming the fuck out of that shirt. It's been a long time. I mean, no wonder why. Like, she looks so melted. She's been in a steam bath this entire drip. So anyway, yes, we're here. Everyone's getting ready, because it's

going to be Karen's five, nine birthday party, the white party that Mia has decided not to host anymore. So it's in the backyard of their Airbnb that they're staying in and Jizzela goes out there and she's like, where are the people? What's going on? Namiya! And then Karen slides open her living room bedroom door.

Her pants read door. It still cracks me up every time. Karen's just sleeping with the you know if I can Nabisco on her trip her birthday trip her bed is just like a Compact computer box the Costco bulk Nabisco boxes and like a Missile Bob on yeah With like a blanket on it. Yeah. Oh, she was really it's like with like a blanket on it. Yeah.

Oh, she really is like, Hello, five nine. So she comes out and just says, like, well, hey, birthday girl, I'm glad we're celebrating. And she's like, well, according to me, I'm, she's not hosting the birthday party. I'm the last three change from mine. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Okay. Okay. That's some teeth sucking. And then it changes on the bottom of the screen

because it says, Karen's five, nine birthday dinner and now it changes to not Karen's birthday dinner. Yeah. Just a regular dinner. So then we go to producer Cam and we see Mia and Jacqueline getting ready and Mia's like,

well, it's okay. I was almost to meet Karen's dinner per on Eve, but she told me she didn't want me to do it anymore. Didn't she say told me she didn't want me to do it anymore. Didn't she say that? She didn't want me to do it anymore? Like, my memory was that you rescinded the offer, right? Isn't that like the big thing you rescinded? She didn't she rescind and Karen said,

well, that's fine. I've got a cake and a candle. I couldn't ask for anything more. Yeah, but it's me. So, you know, me and it doesn't only lie to everyone. She also lies to herself. What? Yeah. You know, give her credit. I mean, at least she's fair about it. She just goes with her own reality. You know, so Jack was like, yeah, no, you didn't say that.

She said you don't have to, I think this would happen. And he was like, well, if a friend says, you don't have to do something, that means that they don't appreciate what you were going to do in the first place. Yeah, um, except that you were sending it first. So there you go. So then Karen, that one goes back to Karen and saying, well, I don't need a birthday. I'm good. I'm good. I, you know, I had a little candle with my lunch. She really likes mentioning her, her small candle that she had, which is a nice throwback to her three-wick candle situation, which is her line, speaking of opening lines, you know, like, I'm like a three-wick, and I was stopped by the way.

I was thinking about, it's so funny, Ronnie, that you said that about the opening lines, because I was thinking, why did they not say three-wick candle in the opening lines? She just says three-wick. Do you think it was like a rhythm, a timing thing? I would say like a three-wick candle, I go long and hard or whatever it is.

I've burned bright and I last for a long time. Yes, it's about rhythms. You know, there's a certain rhythm, too. There's like a Quincy Jones of Housewives songs that's just standing back there. Like, let's do it again. You know what I'm going to need more of a rest after Wic? Between Wic and Campbell. All right, there's a three-week candle. Just like, you know, it just cut, cuticking candle. All right, there's a three-wip candle. It's like, you know, it just cut candle. Karen's rhythmless.

All right, we're just gonna cut the candle. Take it to the couch. She can't, let's take, let's get two syllables out of there. Yeah, so Karen's like, well, she won't roast my dinner potty because I've visited 20. Well, we did this in high school. Mm-hmm, you're forgiven me, young.

I'm just hungry, just feed me. And that's all I need. I've already had a candle. It's caring just so easy. She all she needs is a candle, but then meanwhile she shows up everywhere like oh well I would prefer to be different on my birthday. Right. I would have preferred we did these cars on my actual birthday. Yeah, exactly. It's just Karen, easy going. So now they're starting heading to the backyard and Jacqueline, they are, they're sitting at the table and Jacqueline

tells the woman, she says, well, everyone, I'm just coming here to initiate because Mia's gathering herself right now, she's feeling a little under the weather. And I just wanted to say, thank you all for coming to my friend's party. We have some special things and by we, I mean, me, it does as her representative, I'm saying this and they're setting up, I think I'm gonna start doing their magic,

which is not magic at all, it's just fire. So anyway, it's Karen's birthday, we are hosting it again. I was like, what is with this preamble? I guess they decide to be the host after all, right? I don't know. Jacqueline's trying though, but she's not doing very well. Like the entertainers come because they've hired entertainers.

Listen, I don't know who does shit like this. No one wants to sit around at dinner party and watch fire eaters. Nobody, I'm sorry, fire eaters. I know you're a big crew out there. We heard from a lot of you during the real house was to do by time because it seems like every fire eater moves to Dubai for those parties because there's a fire eater at every...

So I'm not saying it like your job is useless or anything. I'm just saying when I'm at a dinner party, I don't want. Fire eaters are like big crowds. We're like, whoa, not me because when there's only six people sitting there, they're looking right at you. They're like, whoa, what is that one?

What does the bald one think about my fire dancing? You know, it's too much pressure. I don't like, I agree. I'm not really that into fire eaters and fire dancing like that. Like, I don't mind if it's part of maybe something that's culturally significant, but if it's just like people coming, you know, dressed in like a vest doing it circus style, like it does nothing for me and Sam with sword swallowing, like, I don't need any of that. Like, I don't, I don't need to see you putting things in your mouth that would normally harm people. It's like that bat. I style, it does nothing for me and Sam with sword swallowing. I don't need any of that. I don't need to see you putting things in your mouth that would normally harm people. It's like that bat.

I hate it. It's like the amazing Jonathan style of magic. Look at me eating razor blades or I once went to the magic castle, which is a place where you can see magic shows in LA and a guy made it look like he was hammering a nail through his tongue. And I know it was fake, but I was also like, why is this, like this is not dazzling to me.

Like, oh, the magic here is that I'm doing something disgusting, but it's not really hurting me, but it's gonna leave you with a horrific image that you'll carry for the rest of your life. Like that's not magic or fun for me. Yeah, you're hurting me more than you. You're just being gross and you're hurting me. Yeah. So it's like you can set up wherever, guys. And then she's trying to do this. And

just like, you know, and just all has that like disgusted like, you're trying, but you're really never going to make it on this show. That's the last game. Yeah. So then they're like, let's just have a toast. So Ashley gets, oh, I don't think I can even do an Ashley voice today because I'm really my Carl P. Got the moment. So it's really hard to go from Carl to Ashley. Oh, I got some high notes there. But she was like, well, for the past seven years, and Karen goes, no, no, and she's also

just like, we're not doing that. We're not, because they just know that anything that Ashley says that starts off as for the past seven years is just gonna go down a very shady path. Yeah, so she's like, Well, just happy five nine, man. And this is the most low energy birthday cheers

of all time. Everyone's like, cheers, happy fucking birthday, all right. So Ashley tells Jacqueline, you've been a great substitute hostess and then here she comes me She comes down the stairs like the spiral staircase and she's like She does that like There's a huge crowd of fans around waving at her and she's posing for the pictures. She's literally acting like Mariah Carey walking up to her Christmas tree

to announce that the holiday season has begun. And the thing is that what Mia does that drives me nuts is that this is a white party and then she is the original hostess of this white party and then she shows up wearing a dress that's like white but also has big red flowers on it. It's like, I cannot stand when a host say, this is what the theme is. And then the host does something like not in theme to separate themselves out as the host. It drives me nuts, especially for something like this that is so low stakes, just

worth a white dress. Yeah. So I want to really, if you really want to show that you're the leader of this party, pay the catering bill. That's what we need from you. I don't need a new pattern from you. Yeah. So she's like, let's just care and sprinting. Tonight for getting our fine. No, but I'm going to celebrate you because that's what a good friend. So then just I was like, all right, everyone nah, let's all share our favorite Karen moments. Ah! And by the way, before you can get into this, I am shocked that no one put the pizza

mo, pizza delivery as a favorite Karen moment. Oh, maybe that's not a Karen moment. Maybe that's a robber. She wasn't in, yes, she wasn't in that scene because she never answered her ring. That's true. But I feel like the absence of Karen was a Karen moment in and of itself. My favorite Karen moment was that thing I did where Karen wasn't in it. That would be a rather favorite moment of Karen. Yeah. So Candice, her favorite moment was the famous wig shift.

And then Ash's favorite moment was when she stole Karen's wig and started prancing around like Karen and Karen laughed like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh And he is like, my husband is what that tongue. It was my husband's tongue. When my husband made his tongue a caron. That's your favorite caron thing when your husband was like, yeah, I can't. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. Like way to avoid the topic of what a creepier husband is, right after the fight about what a creepier husband is,

then reminding everybody what a creepier husband is. Good reminding everybody what a creepier husband is. Good job. Exactly. So the fire dance was finally come out and perform and Karen is turned on by them. She's like, ooh, that's very essential. Oh my God, oh my God, beautiful. Oh my God.

And they've played their adieu in the phone. I don't want to go. Oh my God. They're playing there a dude my phone They're a Karen Jesus actually says Karen. Where are you like that? She's like Like how am I going to eat later? Oh wow. I need to go array. I enjoyed that was very sexy. And Jusil does that thing. You know how every waiter is so they have to laugh at this line when our dads say it, but when they're like, hey, how was everything?

And then your dad's like, hey, today, can't you tell? And the whole play is empty. The version of that for fire dancers is there's probably always someone who goes, oh my god, how's he gonna eat after? Like, grads just, oh, you took the deadline for the fire dance. Yeah, I realized that after I said that,

Karen said, how am I going to eat later? It was actually she said that regarding the fire dancer, she said how she, how is she gonna eat later? She put the fire in her mouth. Which is true, how is that person gonna eat later? How do they do that? What the hell are you doing with that? I'm just a free-sick to deadline.

You're like, that is a deadline, and I like it, I'm taking it. Well, no, but I feel like Karen's was coming from a- You're gonna start doing your crap and mud demand video like this. She can brag. I know. You only see up bends. Well, no.

My head is actually a little lower than normal, but that's because my normal webcam is on the fritz. So we're using the built-in cams. Now I'm like, down low, and I guess I could've always fixed that, couldn't I? Oh, look at that. Stay on task. Stay on task.

Anywho. So after the fire dancers leave and everything, Asher's like, So did you and, did and you have like a very, well progressive or constructive conversation when you went to New Israel? And Karen's like, well, I think we did. As we talked about taxing the rich, very progressive.

Yes, well, we talked about, you know, life insurance and earthquake insurance and all those good progressive things. Flo, what a bitch. I really do like that Randy guy. He is up to some interesting things. So yeah, she's like, well, you know, we did have a great conversation. Well, that great communication, a friendship, it does not work. That's what I always say.

Five, nine. And she tells us, like, yeah, it wasn't a great communication. A friendship does not work. That's what I always say. Five, nine. And she tells us, like, yeah, it wasn't a great conversation, but I have sympathy for me because she's upset with Wendy because she felt like Wendy was having her marriage. And everyone always comes from my marriage. I mean, I don't know why I have to feel bad for her. She starts getting upset in the middle of feeling bad for someone. Yeah. So Karen explains that like Mia got mad at her because she checked in on Wendy and everything and Candace then she also checked in with Wendy and Wendy is not going to be joining us tonight. And so Wendy says, you know what Mia, that's fine. If you can't use your words and have to resort to violence, then yeah, you and your size 14s can go over there.

And I just like that they're just growing her feet every episode. Now she's up to size 14. You know, Canvas is like that plant clipping that you just used to grow other plants. You know, it's like her size 14 disc is just gonna become a size 18 garden by the time they're done with it.

It just can reuse that line, pass it around. Yeah. So Karen's like, by the way, I had a very interesting lunch day with you girls and they were very, you're a rather pleasant. It's almost like you've turned a new page and it's like, no, it's more like we got to the end of the book, but it was a digital book. So when you get to the end of the book, you wind up going back to page one,

starting the pages over again, which is my fourth analogy for saying that things are still terrible between Ashley and Candace. Yes. And she's like, well, we just decided to mutually table it. Yeah, but I definitely think we need the chat because now Chris is on Twitter.

What is he threatening? He's threatening me because like, you told Robin that he was referencing me when he said, you will be sorry. And then we see the clip of Chris on Twitter being like, you're not ready for what's about to go down. Call me what you want. But a lie, I am not. And if that's the path you choose, I promise you will be sorry. This is my business. And what you're not not gonna do is lie on me. I'm like, okay Chris, great. Chris is just already doing too much on Twitter.

I mean, it's just, it's Jacelle and Ashley just throwing shit around. He's giving it way too much, like way too much life. He is. He's like, let it go. Have you ever watched one of his lives on Twitter or Candace for that matter? They both do this, it makes me crazy.

And of course, I'll still watch them. Cause I'm like, what are they saying? People will be like, you have to watch Chris. He's swimming a lot. He is telling everyone else. So I go on and watch it and he's like, yeah, yeah. I like read the screen for a while. I'm be like, yeah, yeah, I told you that.

Yeah. Well, you know what, here's what I gotta say about that. Or he'll be eating, you know. Candicell, Candicell, eat a whole bowl of noodles sitting there tromping in your face on the live. I'm like, yeah, hold on, let me, let me, you know what I gotta tell you about that. Yeah.

He doesn't say anything. It's like, dude, how many minutes is this gonna last? I don't think my face. Some people don, dude, how many minutes is this gonna last? Stop hitting my face. Some people don't realize that when they're on IG live, they actually have to say the things that are going on in their brains, because they do spend a lot of time just agreeing.

They'll just say a name and they'll be like, I totally agree and they'll be like, wait, what happened? They'll be like, oh, at bunker face 39, totally. Oh, at jewel hand, thank you so much. That's my Fence to bonker phase 39. Hey bonker phase. So yeah, it's like Fasset fan on the internet bonker phase 39. Chris Fasset fan. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crack.

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Oh, if that's the path you choose, you will be sorry. So it just was like, oh, and there was two things. Well, one, he said, I was a liar, raw. And I thought he was threatening me, but then actually said he was threatening Ashley. And Candice is like, um, actually, I think he was talking about the both of you because you guys make things up. And so if he wants to be upset, and express himself on Twitter, and just I was like, what is he saying I lied about? Maybe that you were trying, he was trying to cheat with you in a hotel room, just hell. All of it just sounds like what? What could I possibly have done? Nah.

So then Candace tells us, well, first we have forehead claiming that my husband is coming onto her friend. Then we have Dusty vagina over here claiming that my, my, my, my husband wanted to play anywhere near that. You all are so miserable with your long rolling hills of necks that you want to come from my marriage. It's not today or forever. I mean, that's all she has, you know? I feel like I would get an argument with Candice while I wouldn't, but like if I did in real life, if we got in the like over a board game or something like that's not a scrabble word, she'd be like, you're fat. It's like, come on. Come up with something else.

She's like, they're necks and they're ugly-ness. And also, listen, it's not nice to forehead chain, but while you're at it, you've seen your own, right? You're not, you're don't throw foreheads when you're in a cranium house, okay, man. I have to say, as long as she is fat shaming, which I don't approve of whatsoever, but I did think the phrase, your long rolling hills of necks was pretty like,

as like use of, as an illustration was, was pretty hilarious, even if it was totally vile at the same time. Well, I don't appreciate it. I think it's probably as someone who is over here. Okay. I say this as someone who is gaining his roles of next. So yeah, I've got the roles of mech. So I take it very personally.

And you know what, there's a lot of good things about having a lot of mech rolls. One, you don't have to buy those little pillow things on the plane anymore. You can just like, move it over, move it over a big bird that shit all the way to wherever you're flying to. Yeah, but I mean, she is, she is like, she is just deeply nasty. But she, she does have like a way of words with her nastyness.

She like, definitely crafts her nastiness in a way that is still really nasty, but also you're sort of like, wow, artistry behind that nastiness, I have to be a little bit impressed. Yes, it's kind of like her lyrics. They're really not good, but her showmanship is great. You know what I mean? And she really knows how to sell it.

And I feel like that's what her dis is too, because I find myself very entertained, still annoyed by the actual message, but also she's kinda right about being bad. So I'm like, okay, if I have to be on your side, go ahead, rolling next, rolling hills with max. Okay, I'm just watching her as I rest on my rolling hill. Like, go ahead, Candace.

It's just that she'll say things that make us sort of sit up straight like, I'm just watching her as I rest on my rolling hill like go ahead, Candice. It's just that she'll say things that make us sort of sit up straight like, whoa, wait, did you just say that? You know, um, so Candice is like, what's next? She goes, I'm not addressing, going to address this rumor. What's next? Who else wants to go? You got something? You got something? You got something? You got something? And they're like, why are you treating this like a fiery squad of stuff? And then I like at one point, she points to Sherees because you got something and Sherees melting in the corner with her steamer. It's like, of course not.

I got nothing just I'm just trying to get this wrinkle out of this shirt. Renovation. Oh yeah, well I do have something. Renovation. It's called the dry cleaners. Hello, do you have reservations for a pirate top that I'll be wearing this evening? No? Okay.

So, Sheree says, okay, wait a minute, I do have something. I have to say, it's very disappointing that every time we get together, there's a confrante is that a plan? It's a confrante. It's a confrante. It's a confrante. It's a con confrontate. Is that a plan? Is that a plan? It's a confrontation. And me, it's like, well, no, I think it's very interesting that she's getting defensive over someone

telling lies about her husband when she's supporting someone who is telling lies about my husband. No, you threw that drink before anyone told a quote unquote lie about your husband. And also your storyline is about half freaky you and your husband get. Just cut the self-righteousness, ma'am. Yeah. Cut, cut that. But what you should also do is put a pin in that,

the sentiment of what you were trying to say, and wait till the end of the episode, because it is still true that Candace is very upset about rumors about Chris while simultaneously spreading rumors about Karen and her marriage So you're almost there Mia you just have to wait a little bit. Yeah, you've got to wait for the hypocrisy to like it will pop up You just got to wait like that right moment. You got to wait. No, you got to wait, you know Don't blow your hypocrisy load to see him. This is all now. It's a good time Right, so now Candice goes so if I cast you all all the fuck out then I'm loud and aggressive

But when I move on, now I'm defensive. Um, well, no one calls you defensive. Also you, I don't think you actually have moved. By the way, I would not say this is a move on moment. But then Jacqueline's like not, not you're dismissing people. Jacqueline just tries to say something and he just goes, tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata. And Jacqueline gets bombarded by Jacqueline by Mia's representatives. And Jacqueline goes, oh, you're very defensive honey. And I was like, okay, now they call you defensive. You see again, wait for the right moment. and Candace is like, I will not be bombarded by me as representative. Boom! And Robyn's like,

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Robyn just like emerged from... Like, uh... So, um, yeah, Jacqueline's like, you wish you had a representative, but nobody represents your ass. And Candace goes, who the fuck are you? And Jacqueline's, bitch who are you?

And Kenis goes, what is your name? So we don't have to, so we don't have anything else. We don't have anything else. So she's like, I'm completely drained of the foolishness and the fakery of this group.

And at this point, this group can lick my black eyes. And then Karen's like, I'm really carrying out my birthday, but I'm glad it's being aboard againhabibar, they do me, Mhabibar, they do me. I don't really care about my birthday, but I'm glad it's being aboard it again. Mhabibar, they do me. So now two hours later,

so a headline comes up that real housewives of Potomac star Candace-Dillard slams the entire cast in an explosive post. As basically Candace saying, at this point, none of these bitches are real. Fuck these hos from the bottom of my heart. To which honestly, I thought like,

I bet them feel like explosive. I felt like standard. I'm annoyed at everyone here. I'm just gonna say that. That's like what you say when you were mad at people and you were going to walk away from the group, and then someone has to come get you and bring you back the group and calm you down.

She just didn't have the group to say it to. So she just said it on IG live and said, so then the next day was day three now and Sherees is trying to make coffee. But I really just, you know, people complain. Yeah. Sherees doesn't deal a lot on this show. Did you not see this scene? It was pretty good. Yeah. She's like looking under the curing blade. She was tapping you know, she's like putting a cake up into the toaster.

Maybe this is it. It's like no, Shreece. Just lotting it in there. Just how does me just spin off of Shreece walking around her house doing random things? I need Shreece to have her own half hour on HSN, you know, just selling, well, we have here is a Miss McHoffee, second time I've mentioned it in 20 minutes. Miss McHoffee, okay, how you do is you put it, then the next 15 minutes of the HSN shows her rattling the Miss McHoffee trying to get it to open.

Now how do you do this thing again? How do you get the Miss McHoffee to work? It's going to work. It's really good if you can figure it out. How do you do this? Rattle, do you get the myth to cough at a work? It's gonna work. It's really good if you can figure it out. How do you do this? Rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle. What about myth is coffee? Am I right?

Talk your cancels. Get off, bitches. And so then Karen wakes up and she's still singing to herself. Happy birthday and going, five nine, five nine. Yeah. And then Mia sends a text to the group and she says she's basically she's saying to us like you know what you brought all these people here in a celebrate

caring and let's just like have some fun like not a quitter not a quitter. So she tells everyone to be ready at 11 a.m. because they're gonna be doing fun things, et cetera. Like so then we they do. She can't drive rental cars and going on a paddle boat, which we have on some bravo. So that's both of those things, both things fun. So then we see people starting to get the texts and Robin and Jazeller at the pool.

Everyone was like, oh, what was that? Was that you? No, it was my text tone. Oh, they're going to get it. Hold on, let's check it. Oh, we got a text. Please stop texting me and calling me. Oh, sorry, that's from one.

Okay, here's the last one. It's the last day in the MIA. So let's get ready to hit the streets. We departed 11, 30 a.m. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, here's another one. Please pay your rent soon. Oh, there's another one from one. Oh, what was that?

That was actually my ambler noise. It means that water's lost somewhere. I am a alert noise. I mean, that water's lost somewhere. So then we go to Mia Jacqueline and they're still talking about how much candy sucks and Jacqueline's like, yeah, she needs so much to represent her. I mean, it is pure haterism. And Wendy, me is like, when me is still here in Miami

and I'm like, well, why is Candice staying with us? Because if I had gone out of here, you'd be with me, Brian. Jack, it's like, right, of course, not your representative, but yeah, I will totally follow you wherever you go. So then, then we go over to Wendy's hotel and she's talking to Eddie and ask about the kids, whatever. And she's like, I decided to stay in Miami because I took time out of my life to be here and it's Karen's birthday.

And I'm not going to let the bad decisions of one woman ruin a weekend. Plus also, let's be honest, it's Miami versus rural Potomac. So I mean, it's a pretty easy decision to make. Yeah. Wendy is learning that hard lesson of don't walk off. You know what I'm saying? Don't ever just leave the set and be like I'm out of here. I will not stay in this house because everyone else will because they're on a TV show You know it's like when people walk off the reunion and they're like I am leaning

How dare you and then they get back there and everyone's still on stage talking shit about them and they come right right You know you can walk off, but you have to walk right back. You can't actually check into a hotel. But I do have to say, I mean, if there's any place to do a walk off and then be sitting around waiting for things, it really is Miami Beach, right? Because imagine if they did this, where did they go on vacation last year? It was like, it was some sort of coastal Virginia or North Carolina town or something Just imagine just being somewhere or in the woods You know imagine like the trip to on Dallas and Oklahoma like you walk off and then you're just like at a cabin

Somewhere else in the woods at least in Miami Beach you walk off you can go get to Beach. I or something, you know But not on camera because no one cares. But not on camera. Yeah, not on camera. So because no one cares, but not on camera. Yeah, not on camera. So Cheris, well, actually calls Sheila, her mom, and she's like, Michael sent me this text, being very nice, and saying that the kids miss me, and he helps them having a good time. Maybe the absence is making him miss me.

So then Cheris goes to Candace's room, and she's like, it's me, Therese, give me a big hug. We're going to start today on a positive note. By the way, you want some of this coffee. I just put a strong one of these pod things. You can really figure out how to work with it. But want to get them your mouth and mix it with the spit and it does taste like coffee, though. I called a Sharice Arena.

Rea, please enjoy. So very strong. So she's like Candice is saying like I felt horrible just being at that table last night was a drain and I was drained and this is supposed to be a fun vacation for me. Wow, that is a very strong coffee. Shasha. Very strong coffee, Shasha. Yeah, I know, it's a song, I'm happy to. You're joking. All right, it'll mix with my stepfiff. Delivery.

So, Sherees is like, well, look, I just want you to be happy. And first of all, when is there a happy vacation? Name one. You're on a house. Why is vacation? It's not supposed to be happy. Don't act all, when is there a happy vacation? Name one, you're on a house wise vacation. It's not supposed to be happy. Don't act like some travel agent tricked you. This is what it's supposed to be. So, Sherees is like, well, I want you to be happy with this group. And Candace is like, um, but the accusation that Chris was flirting with one of Ashley's ugly friends. That's a lie. That's what your husband does Ashley, that is how you were treated and you are projecting

it onto me and then we see her big projector moment. Yes, from the recently shady party. So then Candace is like, she got a fake divorce that she's trying to panhandle across the United States and she has nothing else to do. You think that divorce is real and Shasha's like, I do. I really do. Yeah, I do. I mean, at first I wasn't so sort of like I wasn't so there was actually a cup of coffee in this tiny little packet. But you know, you can stick a straw on this and have a lovely drink and you can stick a straw in that divorce and realize it's real. Okay, things can blow your mind in this world. And Candace is like, well, I think it's

a scam and they're trying to do it. They're trying to do something to somebody. I mean, what are they buying property together? Why would they do that if... And then she stops herself, but she tells us, if they're getting a divorce, and why are they buying properties together? Because if I'm divorcing a nasty, hazy, grabby man, I, for damn sure, I'm not putting your name on my property.

So what's next? What's the next lie going to be? Listen. nasty, hamsy, grabby man, I for damn sure I'm not putting your name on my property. So what's next? What's the next lie going to be? Listen, we're all going to go out today. We're going to have a fun time. Someone can show me how to use this theme. Maybe miss the coffee. I don't know.

I'm just saying we could have a little girl day tutorial day. I don't know. And listen, just leave it all behind and we're going to be respectful to each other and also this theme, okay? And he can't just because I am always respectful, always. So she is like, where's your friend Wendy and Canvas is? She needs to come back because I don't want to be stuck with four forehead and her eyes. Don't, don't, don't. So then they're gathering downstairs and Ashley, oh my God, Ashley's like having a 13 year old in the house.

Like every time she comes downstairs, she's like, yeah, yeah. So stop dancing in place, okay? Whatever happened to a good, you know, like a great vine. You know, where's the great vine? You can't do that on TikTok. Whatever.

Everything. What happened to vine? Why can't we do dances on vine anymore? Why did they take away vine? Nice six seconds and it's done. By the way, I also want to point out that with as we transition to the TikTok dancing, there was like a shot of like palm trees behind the front of buildings,

and it did that thing, where it got silent, and then everything turned black and white, and it wasn't boom, but this time, everything went black and white, but the palm trees stayed in color, and then everything came back to full color. So we now have an evolution of their interstitials. And what initially was, everything just went to black and white then it turned to everything goes to black and white

But then it comes back up into color and now most things go to black and white something staying color and then everything returns to color So the post-production department has really explored whatever app they've installed on their final cut And I applaud them. I hope you're having a great time because I'm enjoying watching your work So then we get a Mia entrance and she's like, I'm lazy. We just looking at each other like we supposed to applaud. I mean the way she walks in is hilarious. So she's like, so me and just like, Karen, we're gonna go have fun with the birthday girl and you ladies are gonna go out on a boat. Tch.

Yes, and Robin's like, oh, Mia needs it to be better. Like when it comes to hosting your hosting skills, like who wants to be stuck on a boat with someone who's acting like an asshole? I'm just like not excited about going in this boat. Well, how do you think the people feel going on a boat with you, Robin?

You're already seasick and you're walking on land, okay? You're always like, I did a drop. You have a need a drama, mean energy. And then you're mad that you have to go on a boat, you're ruining everyone else's maritime fun. Yeah, not only that, but one was the last time you hosted anything. The last thing I remember was an open house

for a cheap ass house flip where you showed off the garbage truck you bought. That's right. I did forget about that. Look what the hell Robin. So they swiped Digit into the cars, you know, the separate cars. And the Sharree's car is hilarious because it's Ashley Robin and who's the other one? Who else is in there? I didn't write down all the names. It's Candace. They're all hating each other and just staring at their phones. And she's just like, I'm gonna get a buff today.

Okay, everybody. Just like swapping on their phone. Everybody. I'm gonna just... Ooh, she just starts steaming. The car. She brought the steamer in there. The little steamer is like, wow, I'm already drunk off of this steam.

So then Candace is like, hey you guys, I was talking to Wendy and I wanted an fighter to come on the boat. So she's not sitting at her hotel by herself. And Robin goes, Booh! Booh! Like a big, a big Robin bone. Like the most, as it could be.

It's great. She's like, well, I wanted to make sure you're okay to robin because I know you have some issues with her and she's like, I don't care. I really don't care. So Candace FaceTime's Wendy and meanwhile on the other car, Karen's like, oh, what about my birthday was fun. So the my birthday, he was the bad guy for my birthday. So just because your birthday is over Karen now.

Yeah. So, so Jackson's like, well, Mia needs apologies as her representative because everyone wants to say I'm her representative. I'm like, well, you are you are you are and your little bag that says, Jacqueline, come on me as representative. You literally representing her. Come on. And she's like, yeah, that's just not going to work for us. And it's like, oh, I get it, I get it. My birthday request wasn't right to me. I wasn't me. Because I requested that I get to go see Wendy and I apologize to you, me. And me is like, I appreciate that, Karen, I'm really neat. Listen, I can always side with a girl who's willing to own her, she's okay. Just don't do it again. Anyway, Karen owned nothing.

She just sort of said something that sounded like she was owning something. My request was selfish one. I apologize for being here, having a selfish a West, but she didn't really apologize for anything deeper than that, but Mia just hears the word apology. She's saying, thank you, Karen.

Yeah. So then, Candice goes and FaceTime's Wendy and vice-credicum on the boat and Wendy's like, oh sure, I guess I could come. I guess I could make that happen. Well, Wendy is like, Wendy's, Wendy's like on a scooter behind their production van. Like, oh yeah, I'm doing nothing right now.

Just I don't know. Wendy shows up at her full outfit and hair and makeup art event. She's under, she's doing the cape-fear thing under it. Yeah, I guess I could do that. She's holding onto the chassis with one hand and on the phone with the other. Yeah, no problem. I guess I can find out where you guys are. You just see a snorkel tube pop-up when he comes out of the water. Oh, I can't do that. I can join you for that.

So, the other ladies arrive at the Lambo rental place and he's like, I'm right here, I'm right here. I'm Lambo, Lambo, Lambo, Lambo, getting a family. She really is doing the Mario character. The more I think about it, she really does do that. She does the double hand, like squish wave, you know? Like she has invisible stress balls

and she really acts like she is about to sing hero or something, you know. Hi fam! Hi, me. So Karen's like, well, I wish this was actually on my birthday, but I'll take it. I'll take it. And then they're like, Miami, Miami. They're all screaming Miami. Karen goes,

Oh, well, Lee to Miami. And they put it in the bottom the screen, grandpa, to Miami. I didn't see that. I made them that perfect. It is so caring. I'm willing to. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial.

So now, the other car, they arrive at this boat. This boat, it's not been a strong week for luxury boats on the real housewives. I have to say, because last week they showed up at a yacht in San Diego, which was basically like a tugboat with people who were off work from the yardhouse working it. Now we have this paddle boat thing. I guess broth was running out of budget. You mean I'll Salt Lake City?

I'll Salt Lake City, sorry. I didn't actually have to go to the gate. Oh yeah, because they're Miami. Miami Salt Lake City. So then basically they go on the boat. This one of those shitty paddle boat things, you know. And so, um, Robin's like, I don't know what this is what we were doing. I would have opted out of this. This is ridiculous. And then Wendy comes, you know, from behind the steering wheel. She's like, here I am.

So she's in like some crazy fluorescent orange out. She looks like a caution cone. And so they start pedaling and they all hate each other. This is one of those moments we've been talking about all seasons. Like this cast has nothing to say unless they're fighting. It's like, so here we are. Paddling about. So as she's like, Wendy, we are. Paddling about. So, ask, is like, Wendy, how have you been in your life

and situations? Wendy's like, oh, well, do you mean my sweet? Cause, oh, my sweet's good. I got to great papers. I, you know, so that was fun. So, I've been grading papers. I talked to my kids, so it's great. It's great. I'm having a great vacation talk to my kids, so it's great.

It's great, I'm having a great vacation. Yeah, sounds wonderful. So then meanwhile, while they're miserable, I mean, this is a shitty ass. Actually, the boat could be really fun. If you knew that's the sort of boat you were going to, and it's like, guys, we're gonna go to this fun little booze cruise thing where we pedal,

and we're gonna drink and have fun. But if you're told you're in Miami, and you're gonna go on a boat, and you're on the real house, so you're expecting a yacht. Okay, so and they all hate each other too. So but meanwhile, Karen's like, wow, they just gave us Lamborghini's. Can you believe it? They gave a five nine a car just like that. It's about time. So I'm gonna appreciate my birthday around here. Appelita! Anyway, let's go. I'm a speed demon. It's not moving. It's not moving. It doesn't move.

It's broken. It's hurting. It's hurting. You don't even know you have to put your foot on the keyhole can come up. I was like, oh my god, these two driving together. So it's like wacky. Karen doesn't know how to drive the car.

You know, put the car in driving stuff. And following the footsteps of Lisa Barlow driving a race car around a track at 30 miles per hour, I love speed. I love speed. I have to meet for sped. Yes. So then we go back to the boat and it's just like all their beverages have gotten hot because there's no cooling.

There's like no ice on board, I guess. And they're given sandwiches that are like bending machine sandwiches like in a triangle plastic. It's like so bad, it's so bad. So nothing's really working like they cannot have a conversation this group. So Ashley tries again. She's like, so Robin, what's going on with your everything that you have? Destination running space, you're refining those. And I'm Robin's like, oh, we're planning something

all very special and very, very small. So you're gonna look, are you being so corny about it? She's like, honestly, this is something I would talk about with people who actually like me. Oh God. And where are they? Where are they? Sorry, the aligators are in the water. But I just, it's your wedding. No one actually wants to talk to you about your wedding, Robin. They're actually just actually just being nice right now. So Robin is basically, everyone's like, okay, Robin, okay. So, so,

again, this is like, well, everyone likes you, Robin. And Robin goes, they don't, and I'm fine with it. Candace goes, you know, to think it's okay to cast Wendy out and treat her in a particular way, feels really cold. And it has been disappointing to see Robin and everybody doing neck rolls and dirty look. No, she said that she's had neck rolls dirty work, meaning Jizal's dirty work. Oh, yeah, because I wrote down dirty work and I didn't understand it. So I was like, maybe I'm dirty look. I don't know. It was calling Jizal neck rolls again. Oh, that's what she's got. Oh, doing neck rolls is dirty work. Got it. The posh if he asked for the end of the mix.

I'm really going to roll out. I'm telling you, I'm not all here today. Don't worry. It was just more neck shaming. I'm sure you'll get more in the next scene. So then back to driving. Basically, it's like wacky times, you know. I don't really care.

So then another back at the house getting ready for dinner. And Robin and Jacelle are getting dressed in their room. And Robin's like, I need you to listen to something. I was in the bathroom going number two, scrolling. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Robin, nah, it did not mean to know that you were going number two, wow. I know, yeah.

And she's like, no, but this is good. So like my cross-candis is IG live, and here it is. And so they play and Candace is doing that. None of these bitches are real. They're all fake. No one's loyal. Everyone's literally out for themselves trying to panhandle their little businesses across town.

Yeah, I'm leading into panhandle this episode. Set it twice already. I'm going to sayhandle this episode. Set it twice already. I'm gonna say it one more time. I'm just gonna use Panhandle incorrectly 30 times in the next three minutes of this slide. So Robin just keeps picking out keywords because she's like, none of these bitches are really known. They're all fake.

They're all out for themselves. Oh, so... And Candace is like, pan handling their business. Pan handling! Robin is so indignant and... Like, I just... This is such a classic real housewives thing. When someone is clearly just mad and venting

and just sort of being kind of over the top and then Robin takes it extremely personally, how could you say that about me, Panhandling and Bola? No. So yeah, there she's very upset. She's basically just looking for a reason to get really mad at Candace. That's what this is all about.

And Candace has now given her the reason. Yeah, so, just I was like, well, she's talking about me and she's talking about you. Yeah, Karen and Wendy and Ashley and Mia, the fire dancer, the poor fire dancer. And Robin's like, yeah, according to the blog, she recorded this a few days ago. And I personally upset because I went out of my way to support Chris out of my way. And then we see clips of her being like, you know, what has gotten into these women accusing Chris of things?

And so she's asking, she's so why is she even here? She feels that way about us, you know. And this is for the group because sometimes you should, you should talk to people on the side and be like, here's my problem, but this is about everyone. And the entire group is is gonna hear about it. Well, that's good, because America has already heard it. Do none of you follow Candace on Instagram? If it's been a few days, how are you just finding this out today from Love Be Scott?

Well, what's funny is, like, this is literally if, well, I'm not even going to debate, as such a stupid point, I'm just gonna say that, like, this is literally the thing that if Robin feels like she was lumped into something, she should have just gone up to Candice and said, what the fuck with this? This was so rude. Why did you do this? I feel like I've been a good friend to you. But instead, she's going to do the thing that is going to confirm everything that Candice says on her IG, which is Ampisher at dinner, which by the way, I thoroughly enjoyed. But not a good friend move, good reality star move, not a good friend move.

Who cares? She brought a Bluetooth speaker. I mean, that's... I have to say, that was impressive. That was the most impressive thing Robyn's ever done on the show that she actually brought a Bluetooth speaker. And it was charged. She brought like a PowerPoint practically.

Yeah, and it was charged. And she connected to it relatively quickly. Unless they edited that out, because I would have expected if Rob had springed the blue t-shirts, you guys wait to hear this. Hold on. If I's not paired, hold on.

Let me press play. Someone else, like in the hotel, is like trying to listen to like LMFAO. And something's like, all these bitches are fake. Wait a second. Someone's hotel room is going to... It's scary why aren't you? Why isn't the blue tooth connecting? Please send me your half of the electricity bill. It is late. And I'm sick of asking you. Oh,

let's attach from one. Alright, hold on. 25 minutes later. Okay, we can resume here it is. we can resume here it is. So anyway, that's Leyta. So she's going to get Candice. So now Ashley is dressed for dinner wearing, it looks like the she and what do you, what do you, how do you say that brand band she and she and she and she and yeah, looks like she and by Saray when people were sending around but those see and by soray memes when soray tried to pass all that

Ollie Baba stuff out off of her own anyway, she's wearing one of those outfits and Karen's telling Candace They're talking about windy, you know Candace is like yes We had a relaxing time and it was very peaceful and very fun And I know this is the last dinner and And so I wanted to see how everyone felt about Wendy coming. Is that comfortable for her to calm? Is it too soon?

Because she is kind of the missing piece of the group. And he is like, oh, she asked me seven times. And I say no, but now you're going to ask me eight times. And I'm going to say yes. You don't get to control this. This is not fair. Why? Let me be in charge of anything. This is not fair. Why? Who let me be in charge of anything?

This is not fucking cool. You're new here. It's not fair. And me is on the wrong. And also, let's be honest, knowing me that if you did ask your seven times for something, like maybe on the eight time, it actually would be a yes. No, no, no, no. No.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think it's actually reasonable behavior to expect from her. Yes. Basically, now Ashi is getting mad because she feels like Wendy should be there and that it's over and that the power trip is going way too far to Mia's head, which is I think

actually 100% correct. Yes. So then they load up in the cars to go to dinner and Mia's saying, well, I think, who is she talking to here? Ashley, I think she's talking to Ashley. She's like, Ashley, you look so hot. Last night when you were coming down the stairs, Jacqueline said, oh, she's cute. I mean, you are definitely Jacqueline's time. And she's pecking. So it's a compliment. Yeah, and then she tells a whole story about like,

Mia had an ex and the ex was always cheating on her, but she didn't wanna leave the ex because the sex was so good. So then she told the ex, she told Jacqueline, you should try him out. So then they like, the ex slept with Jacqueline and like that was like, they're a cute thing. That was like, they their cute backstory about that stuff.

But also in the other van, I have to mention, there are Robins like, oh, I'm starving. I only have like a dole sandwich. And Shasha goes, yeah, it was like from Wawa. It was definitely from Wawa. I was like, wow, that I feel like is the most, like the most Wawa way to, the most Shasha way to,

the most Shasha word for that Shasha could say would be Wawa. Like anyone wanna go to Wawa? Wawa. Like Wawa is like Shasha energy as a word, you know? Yes, Wawa is like Shasha's sister. It's like, I'm Sasa, this is Wawa Wawa It's just like a few on a sub rolling by an hoverboard

I feel like that's like the origin story for how she named herself She's like most people know me as Serith, but actually my nickname is humm She's like looking around Walkbusters, no Radio Thack, no. Radio sac, no. Wawa, wawa, sa-da. So they arrive at Santorini by Georgia's and me as like,

Hi, family. And Robyn's like, Hi, my name's Minnie Family. Oh, she's all mad. She's all grumpy all the way to the table. And I love that, Robin. Robin just can't win on this show, man. So they all take their seats and Robin sits down and right behind her head. So in every shot is going to be one of those caution.

The floor is slippery cones just sitting there. Yeah, it's just such a robbing backdrop. caution. Oh, slippery one. What? slippery one. La, la, no. So, so now Ashley decides. Do you have any coffee? Can I just order some coffee, please? In the cup, no bigger than this with no water in there. Thank you. That's my new thing. Shasha teeny. So then whether the Shasha teeny or a Shasha Rita, I don't even remember. The bath of Rita, bath of Rita. I made my tiny cake cup coffee, cake in coction after a margarita which makes nothing. so then Ashley steps away and calls up Wendy and basically invites her to come and when he's like, oh sure, I could come.

I think I'm nearby. No problem. When he's like hanging off the ceiling, Spider-Man style just waiting for them to catch. She pops up at the host's station like, he'll I am. Just casually walked in and had no idea you guys were coming here. Is that that moving? Just casually walked in had no idea you guys were coming here Ladies plan So

As she tells everyone she's like well, I did talk to Wendy and she's nearby So she's gonna step by for a little bit and me is like, you dance respectful little brand. You can't. What was she been saying? I had to rewind that a couple of times because she's like, you dance for a sma-foo little long. She was so mad.

You just had to intone it. You little. So then, um, Teresa's like, wait, you invited her? She's like, yeah, I didn't mean I didn't see why she shouldn't be invited. I mean, it's because you have a one chance with me to strike out. That's actually three chances in that one chance. So I mean, this is a generous chance. And then, as they're talking, they're also ordering.

And I just feel like I heard at one point that I even this hear this, just all saying, I'll have the crispy pizza. Crispy pizza? Yeah, is that a thing? Pizza, I guess. I'm gonna call that overcut. I call it some overcut bullshit.

Okay, and my next pizza better be free. Thank you. I don't want, like I understand like a crispy crust, but a crispy pizza as a whole like everything's crispy. I'm not sure about that. Yeah. So it's like the dish respect. And Shasha says, athlete, I think it's a failure to make a discussion for the group without discuss a decision for the group without discussing or with anybody in the group. And it's like, why? Yeah, the chasha. I'm sorry, but the whole group doesn't get to decide to fire a cast remember.

That's not how this works. People you are on sombal cast and shasha, you're barely even here. And shasha, like if the whole group has to approve everything, then why did you bring that steamer to dinner? It's so awkward. Sorry, ladies. I was hoping to get this done before the Vicky ride at the table. Well, I don't think it's fair that this woman left her Family to spend time here with this group and then all of a sudden because of one night she has to be ostracized and Robin's like,

but it's me, it's true. And then we have speaking of the Tseki, we then have the waiter going up to ash to get her order. So like, I'll have the tatsatsi ki ka and also the gyros. But it's a stress. That's a key. Chris P pizza and Tseki and the gyro. I'm like, wow, this is, they've got everything inakika. Chris P. Pizza and Suzuki and a gyro. Like wow, they've got everything at this place.

Yeah, no, and also someone was talking, when they were looking at the menu, someone was like, ooh, they have a Kubano salad. I was like, wow, just like in Santorini. I don't know. It's just like Santorini. Yeah, Zeus loved a Kubano. So. Hi, Zeus.. Hi you. Hi,

Michelin. Hi, Artemis. I'm a dousa. Hi, to me. I would love it. I've already fucked up with Michelangelo, okay? I want, I want Lisa Barlow to agree to the Greek gods. That's what I want. I want like a myth about Lisa Barlow, like, like, and it's an inconsequential myth.

Is that Lisa Barlow gave blow jobs to be able to go to Mount Olympus? What, that's crazy. I've never been to Mount Olympus. So Scott mattered his son and went to war because he went to Fudge College. That. So, um, I actually was like, wait a minute. What are you saying Mia? Say it again.

Check you are a son. What? What? Wait a minute. Well, are you saying a breath? Wait a minute. Well, are you saying a breath? Wait a minute, I'm a breath. Well, what do you mean? A bully?

Is that what you are, Mia? She goes, I'm a bully, man. Wow. Well, that's a reacting. And Mia goes, ha ha ha ha. I'm surprised Jack, I'm going to show up with like a headset. Be like, hi, this is a representative for me.

She would like to say, ha, ha, ha, thank you so much. Please, I'm going to put you on hold. So Candace is Candace Teres to Jacqueline. She's sitting right next to Jacqueline and she goes, oh, you're not going to jump in and defend your friend and Jacqueline goes, my, your business. She goes, this is my business. You want to jump in? Go ahead and jump in.

You like it, don't you? And she's like, you know what? I can do whatever the fuck I want to. Okay. And Captain, you can't just go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like sit your ass right there, because I'm sitting bitch. So then Robbins like, well, Ashley, put yourself in me shoes, which I was shocked, no one was like my feet are too small, given how much the discussion they say. I don't have 19 feet to fill it. So Candace goes, I've been in her shoes and Robyn goes, well,

if you had a confrontation with someone to the degree that they had, would you want that person back around without your blessing? Robyn, do you remember through the drink and who, through their person, who was the aggressor in the situation for crying out loud? I mean, that they went, the answer to that is all Mia. Yes, it's all Mia.

Mia is not the victim here. I'm just thinking how it's like the exact, the exact Monique storyline all over again, you know, except that that was, they were different fights. I'm not saying the fights were the same. But it was the same thing. If you can't bring Monique around because Candice isn't comfortable, you know, and Robyn's like, yeah, well, what about if this happened, what about if you had a confrontation, but then you didn't want them back without your blessing?

Like, we've already sat through this, you guys. You were here. You were on the show. Anybody remember any of this and again this is Mia started that fight and Mia escalated that fight and then Mia continued to escalate that that fight so to them be like oh no we can't have windy around because it might make Mia uncomfortable it's you should be worried about Wendy feeling uncomfortable I'm it's ridiculous yeah so Candice is like well I'm here so it all worked out well I think referring to the Ashley fight like she got over it because she's uncomfortable. I'm it's ridiculous. Yeah. So Candice is like, well, I'm here. So it all worked out well. I think referring to the Ashley fight. Like she got over it because she's sitting there with Ashley.

And Wendy comes in, you know, and she's like taking a plant leaf off of her face. She's like, look at me. I'm here. Rest all the way down here. And she's like, hello, everyone. And everyone's just silent and awkward. Yeah, and Ash is like, oh, well, is it possible to voice your stances about what happened last night? And Wendy goes, well, what I, Wendy, will say, and I will say it, I take accountability for my choice of words that could have hurt me,

and I can apologize for my role in how I aided and escalated the evening and me goes what was that? what was that? well I take that and I hope that you can hear it and that's what me Wendy will say about it. I am Wendy and that is what I said Wendy. And so, uh, me is like fucking, and so me. It tells us I feel like I didn't get the ball and she was talking

to herself while she wasn't talking to me. And Wendy's like, yeah, I'm just going to let it roll off my back, Let it roll right off my back. So do you think you to make me a do you think you to it because I said it. I said it. Me. Yeah, and Karen's like, well, my foot is here. Praise God. Praise God. So Rob, Robins, I guys, I have this is I brought I have a prop. So can we move this along? Okay. Hey, ladies, I want to share something with you all that I think is extremely insightful Hopefully you can hear and she puts this giant like Bluetooth speaker right in the middle It's like a sonos for crying out loud and it's like

You know, which is like by the way the most Robin noise if you think about it whenever you connect to a Bluetooth speaker So Karen goes, oh Robin has gone tech. Wow, first she's videotaping people and then she has this crazy device from the future. Wow, it's like no Karen, this is a, this is not from the future.

So then this starts playing in the psych. Please send me half of the gas bill. Our gas is about to be- Oh, sorry, that's from one! Hold on! So she started flying the sand clip of Candace going, none of these bitches are real. They're all fake. No one is- Oh! No one! And when he's like, what is this? What is this? I'm actually told, so it's Candace. and then it continues, that rock for themselves fuck these holes.

And Candace is like, and yeah, then Rom is, all these holes? No, like, you know, no one is loyal? Like why? Be specific. Are you talking about everyone? And Candace is like, well, I do appreciate the ambush, and this is very nice, okay, because I wouldn't have said it on my life if I didn't mean it and meanwhile at the bottom of the screen There's like some sort of thing that appears from my they got you from progressive and it says

Family is universal and it shows like hugging hands. I'm like, oh, I love this like Don't we just love family moment while okay? This is defending her position that everyone is fake at the table I know while a fuck all these bitches is playing over a bluetooth speaker in the middle of the day. I know family's universal Oh, so so ambush a robin says it's not an ambush. It was on your live and she's like yes, it is and she tells us to quote the late African proverb I said what I said, but it's very shocking to see someone who I thought was a friend attempt to shame me. Like, you're not going to shame me, but you are going to show me who you are. And I'm looking and I'm seeing you. I was just proud of her for not getting any neck or a feet. Yeah. Any comment. I mean, made it and then tore her hair a graph.

Yeah, nope, forehead. It's like, well done. So Robin's like, why did you say, everyone here, that doesn't mean one person, that means everyone. So Candace is like, well, you were actually the only person I would say is loyal, but after this, I don't know if I'd call you that again,

at which point Karen straightens up, like, I'm not loyal, am I this, I don't know if I'd call you that again. At which point Karen straightens up. Like, hmm, I'm not loyal. Am I not a servant to Siri County? So Karen, Wendy just looks to decide like, uh, hello, like are we supposed to be allies? Um, so then, um, Karen tells us she was confused. And Wendy's like, uh, let me tell you something. Doctor Wendy has never been a panhandler, okay? And she's all says, well, I'm glad Robin was sitting

on the toilet. And so this one, and honey, your face cried. Cause she's upset. I'm so glad she went poop number two. Ha, ha, ha. So Candice is like, why would you wait until this very moment? It's an ambush and Robo goes, because everyone's here. Yeah, you should be saying it to everybody's face.

So Candice goes, I do say it to your face. I don't like you. I think you're a disloyal person. I think you're shady and you're mean. And then she turns to Giselle and she's like, and I think you are a disloyal person. And I think you are shady and mean and Cand Karen's like, whoa, this is fucked up. This is ridiculous. And Candace Ternstekarren says,

you were not included in that. I never thought of you as someone who schemes. And Karen goes, I do not. Thank you very much. Thank you. So now it's no longer fucked up, because Karen's been exonerated. This is horrible.

I'll just listen. Now I'll just listen. You make your point. I think it's actually a salient one now. So, okay, I'll sit back. I don't want to ruin anybody's happy birthday song, Jimmy. So you, you all go ahead and get to stand with. And so, Ash, she's like, well, Karen, I didn't want to have to say this, but now that she

lumped you in with everybody and her real feelings are coming into this. She said you were dating other men and think you were out and about with other men. And Karen's like, oh, oh, oh, she just puts her, she puts her palm up like, no, she's like, I'm in it. I am at mine in an invisible box, but the box is actually only a wall. He has my invisible wall. I'm holding up against it. Whoa. Fox is actually only a wall. Here's my animal wall. I'm holding up against it. Whoa.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. A great dramatic melodramatic moment. I'm sorry. And she's like, oh, I have the floor and I'm going to, I am going to squeeze this moment for all the juice it has. Did you say that about me and my husband?

Ah. Candace is like, no, I never said that. What is she talking about? And Ashley says, yeah. You said she was in those streets. And then we see the clip of her saying, she was sneaking out of town, going to restaurants with someone that wasn't rare.

Yep, Candace did say that. So then Karen goes, did you say that? Let me be very clear. I will not play this fucking game and can't discuss what directed at her. This is exactly what I have been when I say this bitch is not loyal, which is gone true. And then she said, but it's kind of fun. She's no bitch is fucking loyal. Yeah, but neither were you. You were talking. Yeah, that's a thing. You're mad that someone's not, well, by, yeah, you're mad that someone is disloyal to you when you're talking shit about Karen.

So Karen goes, well, well, she's also, she's also yelling at everyone for it, for being in an ambush when she was the one who went on to America and called them all bitches, you know? Yeah. So then Karen's like, well, I, seems like I have a great opportunity to have a nice model. I'll be part of gay culture for the next few years. So here we go.

I need you to pause and let me be very clear. I'm saying this to the whole table because I've been down this avenue before and unless you have names, pictures, numbers, Instagram accounts, Twitter handles, I'll get your driver's license, blackbuster cards, subway card loyalty, any loyalty card Starbucks, I do appreciate your Starbucks. So either way, unless you have any of that information, I don't want to hear it, because people love me. I stop and I say hello. You know, I am the ambassador of the county after all, and unless you got something that is really fucked up about me, shut the fuck up.

Don't come and be again. Oh, my institution. I have been here. She is so crazy. Cause I stop and say hello. What does that even mean? She's just saying it's's she's not with other men She was just greeting her fans Ronnie. That's what that means

Don't come for her institution Don't know what that for my institution me or my institution and by the way I have to say Karen is really the queen of declaring that she's going to be clear about something And let me be very clear of like everything. It's like, man, what would you like to order? Well, I would like a Grande Frappuccino. And let me be very clear. Please leave some room for me.

Thank you. Yeah. Uh, man, what is your name for the cup? Institution. Of course. So we have a Grande Frapppecino for the institution. That's me. That's me. And Ray. So Candice is like, I wouldn't say that. That doesn't even sound like something I would say.

And if I was going to say it, why the fuck would I say it to her ass talking about Ashley and Karen's like, well, it doesn't matter. I do so much for the group. So much for all this group. Do not remember when I had a picnic in the first episode. I was doomed. True, true. Good, I'm done. Bathroom.

She leaves the table and starts going bathroom. Bathroom. Bathroom. Bathroom. Let me be very clear. I'm going to be going to the bathroom. So then she's going to hell no hell no. Yeah, she's stormed into the bathroom

and she goes move to somebody. I guess production is like, I didn't hear that. I love that. Move. Institution, go into the bathroom. So, Jizal is like, well, I'm glad that Karen got that offer chest.

Now, she didn't say it wasn't true, so, but you did say don't talk about me in these streets. So, good job, Karen. So, Candace tells Ashley, you need to go get with Karen and clear up what you said. And she's like, you need to do it because you said it because I did not. And so then Karen comes right back because she knows she's a pro. Karen does have to do a walk off.

Walk off. You walk back on, right? So she's like, all right, well, now I want to know what was said. I need to know what was said. And Candace is like, she's lying. I mean, why would I even say that? And she's like, why? What would I? And then it's like It's like a swan. She's like kind of napping for those like a swan

Oh, yeah, look by the way, I mean, this is Candace's tell because now she, because she can, she can come hard at you, but the moment she has caught, the moment she has caught and she is in the wrong, oh those tears, they come on schedule. So she's crying, oh, I do that, oh, I do that. She's like, okay, Candace is crying and Candace is like, yes, bitch, I'm crying, is that a problem? And by the way, it's like raining now and Jazzella's like has her napkin out. I guess is she protecting her dress? Maybe I'm not sure, but she has her napkin out, she's holding her hand. She goes, just, I'm collecting the rain. I just looked up and you're crying. Candace goes, you're being rained on because you're evil. And so Candace goes off crying and she

calls Chris and she's like a bam. There's no loyalty with most of these women. I mean, they woke up smiling your face and then stab you in the fucking back. And he's like, yeah, you've been nothing but loyal to most of these women. They'll come, you know, throw in your face. Throw in your face, ma'am. I mean, what Robert did was kind of fucked up putting that blue tooth speaker on the table, playing it. It was like literally to humiliate Candace, humiliate Candace, but Candace said it.

Candace said she was, she said, well, but who goes on an Instagram live and shit talks every single person. It's, it's not a private video. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's, it's a very public video. So I don't think having that played back to you by the group of people that you just talked to about is unfair at all.

Yeah, I mean, I do also think that Robin, like, like, Candace gave Robin an inch and Robin, like, just took it for a mile, right? Like, Candace was obviously blowing off steam because they were coming for her at dinner and she's blowing off steam. And I think anyone would be able to realize that, especially a professional reality star, but also at the end of

the day, no matter what though, regardless of what Robin did, how Robin ran with it, maybe was like took too much personal offense by what was obviously just venting. It doesn't matter because at the end of the day, Candace just, Candace still said those things. Candace said the things, you know, so like you got to stand behind it. You know who the real pro and all of this is Ashley? I mean, Ashley just actually started it. Okay, Ashley started it way back at Candace's house when the original scene took place.

When she was like, you know, people are coming to me with things about Karen. And Candace said, oh yeah, I mean, they just won't stop coming to me. And,ace said, Oh, yeah, I mean, they just won't stop coming to me. And, you know, then you've got Karen who thinks she's sneaking off to be with someone. And it's like, bitch, we all know you're sneaking off. Can't, I mean, Ashley totally baited her into that whole thing. God heard it, talked to it about Karen under the guys that their girlfriends now and then saved it for the right moment and just threw it in her face.

Yeah. Then Candace starts crying. Then this whole drama happens and Robin and Candace are in a fight. No, I'm ever yells at Ashley. She gets away with big guys. Yeah, Candace is the only one. Scott from Ashley is evil. Well, let's, okay, because sometimes people say like, wow, you come down hard on Candace,

but not on Ashley. So let's have a moment with Ashley is evil. And like she is totally crafty. Kind of everything Candace says about Ashley is true, you know, but I think the reason why Ashley sort of gets away with it is because she's kind of just smiling the whole time. She's kind of like laughing and, you know, I think that's like kind of one of my favorite things

when someone's like, oops, you know, like they're just doing it. And Candace falls for the trap every single time I gotta say every single time she falls. They all do, Ashley always gets away with it, you know, like they're just doing it. And Candace falls for the trap every single time. I got to say every single time she falls. They all do. They all do. Ashley always gets away with it, you know. She gets away with it. So yeah. And she had, she had like a season off. And she just came back super hard just stirring the pot and just getting people against each other big time. So now it's later, right? And so okay okay, now, now it starts raining really, really hard. And cares like, yeah. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, that tonight, Miami is gonna be getting between five and nine inches of rain, five nine inches. And then it like the next table that I happy birthday to you to someone else

who may bring over a big sparkler to cake. And the guy like in the Greek pizza, you know, the sushi restaurant or wherever we are, just throwing plates on the ground. I have to say that that that lady who's getting the birthday like good for you. She wasn't even doing anything and she wound up like fully on camera like a full Cutaway in the middle of a big fight just getting a moment so good for you lady and then yeah, just more rain and actually like God is mad God is mad. I can't go so okay. Well, I'm good. good okay this has been a birthday from hell and see next time on the real house as a Patomic no no we're not closing the episode no we're still going okay later you want to go to the club film and Candice is narrating this she's like this whole trip has been crazy but last night was one to remember it's a little fuzzy, but I do remember

just Zelda being the old 39,000 year old Hague that she is. Having to go to bed. Oh, it's great. She looks great for 39,000 years old. Yeah, so she goes, so we, the young PYT's, and yes, that is a redundant use of young because young is what the Y stands for. But anyway, us young PYT's decided yes, that is a redundant use of young because young is what the Y stands for.

But anyway, as young PYT's decided to go to the club. So they decided to go to the club and then Karen was like, Well, I have one cocktail. I mean, I'm certainly not going to have five or nine cocktails, but I have one. And then I'll just go home. So then it says, four hours later. Yeah. And then we go to the club and Candace tells us, we were all in really great spirit dancing, doing shots.

I mean, shots was a verb. And then we see like go-go boys standing up there all hot. And she's like, and even though we have, I know we have it in us to be home girls. And for the first time in a long time, we were friends and then we see Candace and Mia like showing their tits to the camera, you know the phone camera and hug you, laughing. They're all having like a really good time.

And even Robin and Wendy are like bearing the hatchet and like Wendy's saying like, I love you Robin. I really do and then they're hugging and it's like, oh my God, Like, that's actually sort of heartwarming that like the power of alcohol brought them all together. Yes. And she's like, the greatness of God. And then she's like, and after that,

things got a little fuzzy. You know, Mia went home without us, but then the rest of us got into the SUV and that's where things went left. And it looks like there's a camera on the floor of us got into the SUV and that's where things went left. And it looks like there's a camera on the floor of the car. I'm not really sure how they did this, but it's pretty good. I feel like Ashley started to record on the slide because she knew there was a fight and she wanted to record. So she put it either on her lap or on the floor or something.

Yeah. So Candice is wasted in the back of the car and she's just like, that was fucked up what you did like that was fucked up what you did That was fucked up what you did now they've let us to believe that somebody else got in a fight because Candace is the narrator You know Candace is doing this whole like and then things got crazy, but it was me. It was me Yeah, crazy So he's in the back screaming you are not screaming back going you Yeah, that was

fucked up, Robin. And Robin was like, who was fucked up? You were the one who sat in. What do I do? And Candace is like, you are calculated. Calculated is fuck. And I'm saying, wow, because I saw, well, I was taking a dump. Yeah.

And so, and basically Candace is like coming down on her for playing the audio and everything. And so then Mia facetimes in. And Mia is like, hey, what's going on guys? Like, where are you guys all fighting? What is Candace talking about? She's mad at me for playing her Instagram video. You want to do it from the entire group because you're f***ing fake.

You're my real friend. It wasn't fucked up, you said it! And she's like, I never would have done that to you. Stop trying to fold down the seat to use it as a clean axe! Haha! And the mega's, I was like, where, how far are you guys? Where's Karen? And you just hear her count go go the ground all made never left

and Candace is like fake if you're my real friend and you smile my fucking face all day a lot and Rob was like I did not smile in your face we're done period so for a moment it looked like everything was suddenly going to be strangely fine, and now we see it's all gone to shit once again. Yeah. And then we get the mid-season trailer, which is like amazing. Yeah, really was. I don't even want to go into that whole thing because guess what?

We'll do it during the season. That is good. That is good. Everybody's cheating on everybody on this show, apparently. Yeah. Or everybody's accusing everybody of cheating on everybody Yep, so that was it the one amazing episode so fun Oh the silliness of it. Oh well, thank you everybody for being here. We will be back the rest of the week with a lot of other stuff Okay, just come back. Thanks for everybody on demand, and we will talk to you next time.

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