Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Joint Efforts

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to Watch for Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Madelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronny Karam. Hey Ronny how are you? Well hi Benoone, what you doing?

Oh you know it's Monday morning, we got just like a million things to watch this week, I'm just bracing for the title wave that we're gonna get through before the holiday, as what's going on with you? Yeah, same. They're really getting us with this Miami, I mean what the hell? Hey, how about you guys maybe announce that you're gonna post for my ammies at once like and give a recap or a heads up Okay, I'm not asking for a personal email But the whole internet's like oh my god, there's four Miami's up and I almost had a nervous breakdown Give us a hand or give us a screener for crying out loud so we can serve the people.

But either way, we are talking real house as a Potomac today. We're going to have the first episode recap of Miami up later. And then the other ones, we don't know when we're going to put them up. We got to figure it all out. Someone just added three full episodes onto our schedule. So we're going to, we'll get to the bottom of that. So for all those people who are wondering, everyone's saying, tweeting us, saying,

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does not talk about the ending. No spoilers here. I'm not talking. Well, I'm definitely not talking about the ending, but I am gonna say I was very angry because I was driving over to my friend's house. It was 7 30 at night, okay. 7 30 at night and I was at a stoplight.

And I just, you know, I sort of like mindlessly went on to Instagram. I wasn't thinking like, I didn't even need to check anything. It's just like, it's just like, and right there, one of our friends posted a meme at 7.30. Like it was, people are such dicks. That's what I was gonna say about it too.

Like there's fucking white lightest, okay? We all love it, I guess. I mean, I guess, I guess this season, especially people are really into it, which is cool. I love it too. Like there's fucking white lightest, okay? We'll love it, I guess. I mean, I guess I guess the season, especially people are really into it, which is cool. I love it too. But man, you guys, like you're watching it on Pacific time and posting spoilers as it goes. I mean, not even a spoiler alert. You're like, here's who died, here's how it happened. Yeah. It was great. I hate this person for doing this map person for like come on people You got to be on it and I just waited until I had finished doing my Potomac notes and Something else was on that I was watching. Oh, I guess I had to finish Miami and I had to watch family karma

And so I'm just like waiting, you know, I'm like, oh my god. Once I finish all of this I can sit down to white Lotus and I opened the fucking to I mean I you know It's like habit you just press start pressing buttons and swiping around and I didn't find out who died Thank God even though I think I kind of knew but Something else had happened someone spoiled it and I was like man you guys you just have to go completely dark and spoiled it. And I was like, man, you guys, you just have to go completely dark when the stuff is airing.

Yeah, people are jerks. Like, oh, you won. Congratulations. You were the first person that poses me that is now gonna, the exact same jokes can be made by 5,000 people. Well, I'm glad you tried to ruin everyone else's night. Well, no, what do you get better reservations

than a restaurant for doing shit like that? Like, who do you look better for? I am, oh my God. I'm so living in this energy right now, Ronnie, because like, I am like, I've been in a foul mood all this morning. I thought by this morning I would be better, because I mean, to be fair,

the meme that I saw just like heavily, didn't outright say this is the person who died, but it like heavily suggested it, or like if you just had some like, put two and two together, you'd realize. And I just was so mad because I'm just mad that you couldn't wait. Was it that important to get your meme up that quickly? Was your meme going to go that much more viral?

And so I was so furious. And the memes were everywhere. It's not even just that one person that they were everywhere. And I was mad at all the people. I mean, I immediately, I immediately, you know, you know, turned away from my phone and I was like, oh shit. And I wasn't really sure like was it a spoiler. And then I was watching the show. I still really enjoyed the show. And I still wasn't convinced like, oh, maybe it wasn't that. And then when the person died, I was like, oh, it was. And then I sort of like retroactively was like on principle, I was mad. And I was mad

at all the people. Andy Cohen spoiled it for some people. Someone messaged me saying, Andy Cohen spoiled the white lotus root because he just like fully tweeted it out. Meanwhile, we're like, last week, I'm like, thank you Andy Cohen so much for the shout out for watching what happens live this week. I'm like, fuck you for post you about what was. Yeah, you're like, die Andy Cohen. I just think, like, you know,

there are people when you get mad when people spoil things, their response is always this indignant, well, you should have been off social media. Well, you should have been off social media for two hours. How about that? Why do I have to be the one? Yeah, you get to fuck off social media. Like, how am I supposed to know

when there's a hurricane coming or a chance came out? Or God knows it's raining and Los Angeles. How are you supposed to know if you don't have social media? It's 730 and I want to see a cat thing, okay? I'm sorry. But the thing is also, me going on social media is, if there's a habit that's been formed,

it's more likely that you posting a meme is not a habit. You can control your thing more. You're asking me to stop breathing, okay? Whereas you can hold off. At least I fully believed like, okay, whereas, like you can do, you can hold off. Like at least I was, I fully believed like, okay, you know what, like, it's a big show. People have things to say, they're gonna want poster memes.

I think the respectful thing is to wait until like 10 o'clock because that's when it's aired on the West Coast. And I know what streaming timelines are different and everything. I just think like having something up so early, and you know, this happened to me with the survivor finale, that's not this season, because it hasn't come up yet,

but last season, it was a really good season. And someone posted a meme, like not, they posted a photo with the winner at like, it was 8.30 p.m. It hadn't even started airing on the West Coast yet. I just was like, you're a dick. You're just a dick. And I love the person, I love all these people.

I love them. But in this moment, you're a dick. And my only retaliation is that I just mute them. And I'm just, I'm their muted. And that's the way it's going to be. And if they get mad that I muted them, I didn't unfollow, but I muted. And I really don't like that. It's mad.

It's just bullshit. It's not fair. You know, way at least until the next day or late night when it's already aired in both places, you know, they're a kind to get it, but come on. I mean, well, before it's even aired for some people, that's too much. So anywhere, thankfully we have Potomac, which I don't know spoilers necessarily. There's no spoilers to ruin the episode. Like the spoilers like, guys, did you hear?

Karen and Ray went to Candace's house. Like, how dare you? Yeah, spoiler alert, Candace cried. Dun dun dun. Yeah, exactly. People are like, how dare you say that about Candace? Candace cried, how dare you? Take a bad Candaceater. The Gays are trying to kill me, okay? Exactly like how dare you say that about campus can't describe how dare you think of that

The gaze are trying to kill me So anyway, I'm like fan listening to one episode of this show these gates are trying to murder me So um, uh, so now we're back to we're here. Everyone's back to Patel Mike no more am I am me army. Okay. And Karen, I wrote, oh yeah. By the way, I was like in a haze when I was, when I was watching this show. Like I barely remember anything. I'm just looking at my notes. Hey, what happened to you? Honestly, you said that the past 10 shows.

Stopping in a haze when you're taking this. Watch what crap. So you got to show it. I can't help being in a haze every day over there. Smoky Joe. With your haze. With your haze on Sunday night. The show where Because it's something to show airs on Sunday night. The show is on some search.

Yeah, I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted by Sunday night. I am exhausted. Okay, I am in a haze. And you know what? Again, maybe if we got Potomac screeners, I wouldn't be in a haze. Just like I watch it during the day.

Fine, I'm going there. I'm going there with everything. Okay, you know, I'm not in a haze right now. I'm feeling very sharp. I'm feeling sharp and prickly and unhazed. And I'm feeling very unhazy about the fact that if we got Potomac screeners, maybe I could watch them in a fresher state. That's your new only fans hazing bends. Yeah, you know what?

All the things that happened to bend during the week that puts them in a haze. I'm furious today. I am a haze. I'm I'm furious today I am a Furious person I haven't eaten food and I'm mad about having white lotus sort of spoiled last night And and now like I'm mad that we don't have a ton of screeners I wasn't even mad about that before we started the podcast we get screened for other shows But what not some but not others some get real bitchy with us. They're like, how dare you ask for screeners for Southern hospitality? I know 10 people are watching this show right? You need all the help you can get send us

some fucking screeners. You can. Sorry, we're giving you some hospitality. Literally nobody is watching Southern. I looked at the ratings. There's five. No one's watching it. Okay. We're watching all related to Grace Lillyly. So send us a fucking screeners Sorry, sorry we're elevating your show Anyway, you cut us on the day everybody listening how many people have already stopped to just like fuck this fuck these angry queens Well, I'm an angry queen. I'm an angry queen today And you have to be somewhere, and you're riling me up, Ronnie.

You're accusing me of being in a haze. You're making me admit that, I'm not accusing you. You said you're in a haze. No, I'm just pointing out. I accused myself of being in a haze. But you accused me of being a, It's a constant haze.

That's my accusations. Yeah, it's my accusation. Well, what can I do? I love you haze, you're not haze, you're just accusation. Well, I love you. I love you. Hazy. You're not hazy. Just pointing on your hair. Do you said that the past? I'm just saying that when it's a Monday morning, and I was, and I couldn't watch Potomac early because I had to watch White Lotus. God forbid it got more spoiled for me. And then I sit down to watch Potomac. And now I'm tired and he's because there's no spot. There's no screener. And I wake up in the morning and now it's like

It's like I look at something and my note says Karen is wearing a garbage bag. I'm like, what did I watch last night? But she was wearing garbage back. She was going to her day spa Well, I invite a by me and her basements the the sauna Interbasement the sauna that no one ever goes to unless a camera's there so that she can walk in going, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,h. And why aren't you wearing a full face of foundation in the sauna? No, selling sauna set. So, that girl's bullying me. Hey guys, we just saw the sauna up on Queens.

Yeah, we saw the sauna in the bird streets. This is like the most expensive sauna in sauna history. This is like a $50 billion sauna. Hey, Chris, stop bringing the son of a hell. You're gonna break it again. I can't stop. I'm the smelly kid. I always dreamed of this mommy.

I'm a boss. I'm a bitch. I'm a boss bitch for a bitch. Psh. So the Sonna, oh no, that's the steam room. So Wendy's tagline, oh yeah, this was an announcement. I have to make sorry, messed up Wendy's tagline, oh yeah, this was an announcement I have to make. Sorry, messed up Wendy's tagline. It's not, I'm an Ijerian queen with no time for me. It's an Ijerian queen with no time for me, which you know, I'm actually happy about because if you've

got time to mean, you've got time to clean. That's what I always say. Sorry made that mistake, but I do hope you have time to talk about kidney stones because I really need that on this white lotus Sunday finale night. I know. So, um, yeah, Mia is at like a sports place talking with G about how she's excited for an opening of the joint and oh Ashley's doing TikTok dances and then Dean is like mommy, oh wait, my sticker's gone, with my sticker, mommy, oh I wear and then we see a groundhog which I really I don't feel like I've seen a groundhog before I think we see a lot of deer but not never groundhog so I really was happy about that. Yeah, I'm jealous of them, they have their own day.

I'm like, oh, they got out of bed and everyone gives them a fucking parade, you know? So Robin Giselle, we go to their set up, their podcast set up thing, which I love, because it's still, this is just a living room, right? Do they have like an office or what, what was that? I thought maybe it might be like a wee work or like a,

which is already, it's already, you know, I thought maybe it might be like a wee work or a like a Which is already is already you know 20 times as fancy as us, you know We'll do this from like a milk carton in the back of alley of a you know Restaurant or whatever but it's already class year than us, but I thought wow These girls really bring huge posters of themselves to put in the we work. Really? I mean, they did. Is it something I need to make fun of or something I need to copy?

Because I would love to do my podcast in front of a giant poster of my face. We can make that happen for our next tour. And by the way, upon further reflection, I don't think this was a we work. I think it was just like the lobby of an a-loft hotel. It was an a- aloft, right? Like, you could just see like the little cooler of beverages like nearby and or the refrigerator and like the Snickers or bars. You can buy and you

have to go up to the reception and be like, oh my god, I have one of these. They go, okay, got you. I know, no matter what city it is, they're like, oh, you have that's construction right across the street. And all night. Like, I'm a little, I don't know. So do you have a little way to go? So like, sir, you rented out a cement box for the night. So there's not much I can do for you. But here's some earplugs. And they say, a loft earplugs. I'm like, if you have to have earplugs, the earplugs with your branding on them, you picked a loud, you picked a loud way to build. They literally build a loft hotels specifically across from construction sites. I think they find construction sites and if there isn't

one they will actually demolish a building so they can rebuild something for a lot like that is like that's their that's their that's their TV channel that's our hotel channel Ah! It's just a cam of the construction across the street. Broom! Broom! Broom! Broom! Oh my God. Okay, so there we work in the A-loft.

Or is it the A-loft? I've always called it the A-loft. Anyway, I'm not giving it a loft because that construction ruins the niceness of saying a loft. They're a loft. So they're there with posters of themselves. Also, they have a personal like assistant, which is amazing. They're producing. Was their producers their assistant? I don't know. It says Robbins, friend. You and your fucking hazes. You cheat. It's, um, let's see, it's like Robyn's friend and assistant. I think it says Robyn's best friend and assistant.

I don't know, I know I wrote it down somewhere because I was like, who is this Carly and where can I call her? They're like Robyn's friend and assistant. I was like, damn it. So they are like, really excited about their live show. And Jizzale tells us who knew why that recipe shady would be blowing the freak up

Ah, we've been nominated for NAACP image awards on we have millions of downloads Ah, and it's so nice to be up close and personal with the people I cannot wait sometimes you just need to feel the energy Ah, I'm like you know they're going to say hi for five minutes with the people and then be like bye Bye but they're going to say hi for five minutes with the people and then be like, bye, bye, bye. Bye. So we go over their plans for the live show. And I think the show starts at eight,

but they're going to start with someone named Joe, I think. And then at 8.35, they're going to come on and play a game. And then I was like, that's another great idea. Why don't we have someone come up? We should do Karen and these girls are doing where we just come out for five minutes. Everything else. Everything else is like a circus act.

I like it. So she's like, and then we're gonna play reasonable or shady with Juan. I was like, wow, you guys are, I can see why you need a band. Yeah. Wow, the most magnetic guess you could have on a podcast, Juan Dixon. Juan has no energy on television

Could you imagine how he is with a live crowd? It would it would not be thrilling, but you know what God bless so So the the twins have their birthday this week, so Chisel is not gonna be at She's not gonna be a thing she's not gonna be a thing. She's not, and she's not gonna be a, what, a cantosis? No, she wasn't invited to cantosis. What was the thing at the end of the episode again? Oh, she was saying, no, she was saying that the kids

don't want her at the party. Because they hate to meet. Oh, they don't know. I was like, what's happening? And Robin's like, I have so much going on. Look, we've got our live show. Well, we already planned that. We're coming on at 835 to play Shabie or not Shabie.

Reasonably Shabie or unreasonably not Shabie. She's like, well, Yabbat then, we've also got to talk about this prenup stuff. I'm like, you are just making things. If you're busy, you better have a real list. Okay, this is not a real list of busy things. So she's like, yeah, I guess. Rob is just at the white load, is tweeting, waiting for a yacht to show up.

I'm like, I'm here. Like, no, yacht is coming for her, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, Rob's. So, she's like, I went to the lawyer and I brought my stuff on the laptop on the trip because I thought I would get a moment. So she didn't prepare for her lawyer because of how crazy Miami was, which also I'm not buying it, you know. So like I'm Robin's boss.

I'm like, I'm not believing that. I'm riding you up still, Missy. I don't know why I care so much. But Jacelle's like, well, so tell me about this conversation because Ashley said, when be I saying a different song to you with the glab, baaah!

And Robin's like, well, she was like, Robin, I love you so much. I've cried about her situation. And I was like, when do you don't do this? This has been going on for over a year. And she's like, well, good luck with that. Da. And then she says, Robyn says that she also reached out

to the Candace to have a talk because, since they got into that big screaming match in the car and the way back from the club, they want to talk and like, settle everything. And she's back from the club, they wanna talk and like settle everything. And she's like, yeah, she was upset about the whole speaker thing. I'm like, oh, when you brought an actual Bluetooth speaker and put it in the middle of a table at the restaurant and played some stupid thing from Instagram live.

Yeah, of course she was upset. I would have just put it in the crab dip. Been like delicious. Thank you for pulling something out of your purse, Rob's. But Candace did say all that stuff. So I kind of, I really enjoyed the Bluetooth confrontation. I thought that was hilarious. I love bringing some $5 aisle target technology

into the plot. Yeah, I'll just say. It was definitely. It was definitely lit up. You know, when the winds have little disco lights, they kind of light up and put lights on everyone's faces. Yeah, like one of those sneakers from the 80s. You know, say what you will about Robin,

but they're very few housewives who have been able to move the needle on prop innovations on the show. I mean, she is the first one to bring a Bluetooth speaker. I mean, I'm trying to remember who is the first one to bring to bring files to a reunion. Was that potentially Anna from Real House as a Miami? Was she the first one who brought a file? Didn't she bring a whole like dossier on the black? She's like, and here's something, you are married to a lawyer. Yes. And everyone's like, wow, congratulations.

I think Anna was a, I can't argue with it. but yeah, I mean, I think we're going to see a floodgate open of Bluetooth speakers being brought up and the same. And then we're going to be like brand shaming, you know, because some people are going to have their Apple speakers, but they're just going to be too big, you know, and then some people are going to have their series. But then every time you have Alexa tell somebody, or sorry, they're Alexis, but every time you have somebody tell Alexa off, like every time you have Alexa tell somebody off, she's gonna follow it up with like, I can set a special timer for this every single night. Would you like that?

Discounts for your Amazon. It's like shut off. I'm in the middle of telling somebody off over a Bluetooth speaker. Yeah, because, well, I mean, I can also see Robin being like a one and done prop thing where it's like, oh wow, look how she's like really advanced technology, but like she's one of those technologies

that gets immediately replaced, like a blackberry or a pom-pilot, we're like, wow, pom pilots, and then like the iPhone just comes along. So like she puts her speaker out there like, wow, it's amazing, then the next person puts like a full on iPad in the center of the table. It's like, wow, they have visuals too. Sorry, Robin.

I thought it was pretty modern for Robin. I mean, I was expecting a record player if anything. You know? So I was gonna bring a hologram and I'm excited for it. Yeah. Oh. Commissions. Here comes one right now.

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That's crazy. Yeah. That is crazy. I mean, congratulations. Jesus, could you imagine? It's very amazing. I couldn't even, I mean, high school, I couldn't finish high school because I wouldn't retake PE, which I kept ditching.

Okay. I cannot imagine getting two master's degrees. That's nice. Master's is hard. Howard's a great school, so that, you know, that it was like, this was not some like Fufu program. So like, that's like very amazing. And like, my hat is definitely off to her

as much as she can annoy me. Like, my hat is off to her. Although I did think it was funny that she says, she says, I'm now able to use that business degree as I'm renegotiating contracts with new record labels. I was like, well, I hate to break the bad news for you, but maybe the legal degree is better for that area, but I don't know, I'll just let you have your moment.

So, yeah, have your moment, but also don't do that. Have somebody else do that. You have the degree for that. So meanwhile, we're gonna get emails like, I have a business degree and I negotiate contracts all the time. Well, I'm not saying who can or can't, like I don't understand how any of that works really, but I mean, just as far as negotiating a contract,

I would think that you want like someone in there who's like, listen here, like Joey's agent from friends, you know, you just want someone who's like listen here, my guy's like the next male Gibson huh? What are you gonna give $5? $5? $5 million, that's all. Call me when you mean it. You know, I think that you should hire the ghost of the lawyer from cereal. Did you or did you not include a position for royalties? Your cell phone was pinged by a postcard! It's like a black, a posterio.

Is this term inclusive of all the... We own every, the right star, every song you ever come up with have fun is all. So then Candace is, she's inviting Karen to her graduation party because she feels bad because she was shady about Karen and she feels, she, meaning Candace feels bad about the shit that she talked about. And the producer's like, well, one did it Don and you that you actually did say this stuff and she goes, um, a producer told me that I said it,

which is funny, but I feel like also the producer shouldn't be doing that. I'm, hello, you can't mess with the subjects like that, even though they literally do it every single episode. Yeah, you need straight up to my out through the whole season. You know, you can't, you can't be messing with things like, it's like the butterfly effect, you know, you just stepped on the wrong butterfly. Because now what do we have? I can't as to with things like it's like the butterfly effect, you know, you just stepped on the wrong butterfly

Because now what do we have I can't as she's likable all season this kind of changed to the tide, you know But can't as is like she's keeping up this cute, which I did like that Ashley pulled out the secret Cell phone and started recording all of that so we could hear can't us having a fit because really can't as is keeping up this like Oh my god I'm just a fun girl a fun girl who likes backyard parties. Um, so I'm glad we get those moments, you know, even though they're secretly recorded, but this could have been the big turning point where we could have gotten villain Candace back, you know, but instead you ruined it for us.

You stepped on the wrong butterfly and now we're stuck with my Candace for another six times. I'll tell you what I, relatively nice, Candus. So then Candus is telling us that, like, also that she robbing call to meet up and like patch things up, whatever. And then Candus is saying how Robin is the person that she trusts the most.

And she's the one that she looks the most up to and that when she feels down, like, oh, she feels, when things went down, she felt really horrible. I'm like, where did this Candace and Robin friendship become? Where did it come from? When did it get so tight? I guess every season Candace has a new big sister, right?

One season will be Karen, one season will be Cherisse, one season will be Jacelle. So I guess she just goes from season to season to whoever will take her, you know? It's also like that, you know, when you fuck somebody and you're like, why aren't they calling me? I'm sure they love me, you know, her, you know? It's also like that, you know, when you fuck somebody and you're like, why aren't they calling me? I'm sure they love me, you know, because, you know, Robin and Jizelle were using Candace

last year to get at Monique or whenever the Monique season was. That was two years ago now, right? So they were using her for that and, you know, that's not real love. That was you just, that was a one night stand. That was a one season stand. And I think it's just kind of lingered. And so now she's seeing the real Robin and Jacelle. Robin and Jacelle are going to screw everybody over. I don't care who you are. Yeah. God bless them. So, um, yeah. God bless them with their post their face posters. The way they light up those

aloft lobbies, I mean, they do great things for people, we're e-travelers. So we're e-regional travelers. So now we go to Karen's house and Blast from the past, none other than Matt shows up. Matt, the former assistant slash maybe lawyer slash best friend slash gay. And Karen's like, well, I got dressed for you. This is my creative dress, because we're going to be creating.

And he's like, I have one thing to say. We have a drink, please. Oh, Matt. Like Matt, we already know your thirsty, okay? That comes with that, without a need for a warning. So it's like, I'm so grateful Matt here. Mm-hmm.

He's very popular and successful and I've known him since he was 16 It's very popular and successful hey my friend Ben's coming over. He's very popular and successful guys eat some ham eat some ham so She's planning a live show and Eat some ham. So, she's planning a live show and even though she has no podcast, it's just going to be a live show for Karen. And so the producer is, hey, well, give me an idea of how you came up with the show.

And then it rewinds to Giselle saying that she and Rob are here with a live show and Karen listening and Karen goes, hmm, well, I would say that my friendship with Wendy Williams sparked that desire to do a live show. Oh, oh, that, that, well, it's funny because, you know, Ron and I, we actually decided to start this podcast 10 years ago, really because of Oprah. So, I mean, I get it. Our friend Oprah. Our friend Oprah.

Yeah, we look near her office. Thanks, Ops. So Matt's like, yeah, what we're doing, you are gonna bring people together for the huger experience. And she's like, well, it's gonna be like a variety show on the road. We just came through the pandemic, so it's time for family, food, music,bles Games Ballet, Birdwatching, Tablehockey, Shag Company, synced with double-duty faucets. It's called Cowan and Busters, all the ski ball you could ever want. Birdwatching!

That's like, okay, someone's got a focus Karen Fletilism so medium rare for layman Make your own alphabet soup stations Okay, and whoever the musical guest is She's like well, we need to name it something first There's name it like an evening with the grand dom And then very small in parentheses under and friends. I'm possibly an ampersander, friends.

So he's like, yeah, but we need a musical guest. And they're going to do three songs. And then you're going to do a Q and A. I was that really important. Really important of it. Q and A. Yeah, she's like, Yes, it'll be called Karen and friends. There'll be musical guests and Q and A. And you know what we can do?

We can focus on some of my favorite topics, like, hailing a cab or wearing a beret. We call it sort of like cab beret. This doesn't go well. How's it? There you. Like this is a blatant ripoff of Countess and friends. I love that that's where this is clearly headed. Yeah, Karen doesn't even care.

She's just going to steal. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't.

The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. The other person she can't. and so Matt, because I have a name, where can I call it, keeping it Karen? You're gonna name it kick. What does that mean, kick? Keep me, it's like, well, it's almost like a key key. He couldn't come up with the other eye. It's like, keep me at Karen.

And she's like, I love that. Okay, here's my vision. Okay, so cut to a fabulous drag performer. Okay, then cut. Do you come back on stage in a different look? And then cut to a Diana Ross moment. Then cut to you saying, be cool, don't be all uncool, okay? Then cut to a ball gown, okay?

Cut to you talking shit about Bethany Frankel. Am I going too fast? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Sequence, cut to sequence, fade out to sequence, fade into sequence, fade up on sequence, cross cut on sequence Hey, how it'll be 75 minutes I can see why he's very popular and successful. I can see why he's in such high demand in Broadway on Broadway

So Karen's like hello, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Oh, well, I don't know if we have a budget for an elephant. No, metaphor! So, in this girlfriend group of mine, we quite often do the same thing at the same time, very coincidentally with people doing things and me doing things about a little bit after them. It just is a very big coincidence. Hahaha. And then we cut to candle stealing.

Oh, really? You have a one-wake, I have a three-wake. It's not stealing at all. And she's like Robin and Jacelle told me that they were doing a live show. Do you have a bug on your face? No, I'm thinking. Is it a bug? Do you have a fly on your nose?

No, that's how I'm thinking. Hold on. If you know the set, she's now moved her facial movement to just the teeth moving around in her mouth. Like, there's a bug on her nose at all times she's trying to get off. Um, the search said, oh, I'm gonna go a lot, a lot.

He's like, ah, do you need a fly swatter? No, Matthew. So yeah, when she says that Robin and Giselle are doing a live show, Macros, but they have a podcast though He says that almost like as if that's a bad thing I'm like gross Like if you have a live theater they have a podcast death

DANG Discussing they have an actual reason to do a live show. Okay. It's disgusting. So So yeah, he's like it just doesn't see all that interesting. Just I'm the full experience Buffet buffet for the buffet. Like, you actually want to buffet. You do get buffet. Have you ever seen that before? Ferdinizing flowers, sky-writing. Paras with parrots.

Paris, Paris in general. Turtles. I want turtles. I want the guanosas on jet skis. Um, they're gonna be iguanas on jet skis, but in drag I love it. I love supporting the LGBTQIA where the eye stands for iguana That's it Keke Karen Keke Karen iguanas Karen. Karen, Karen, Aguadas. Karen Aguadas. Karen Aguadas.

Love it. So now we get the Housewives commercial talking about Whitney Houston, which is, I'm going to go see Whitney. Even though she doesn't really look like Whitney, but you know, I love Whitney. It's in my DNA, but it's a real housewives of Potomac. And of course, Candace is like, Whitney Houston inspired me to my car. You know, and Karen's like, mm, Whitney, love, love, love drama caused me shut.

Whitney Houston, not Whitley. Oh, Whitney Houston, close to Dallas, haven't been. I, you know, you know what I love about Whitney Houston? Love field, a field bit of love about Whitney Houston love field a field bit of love. That's actually an airport in Dallas. It's both not what we're talking about and the wrong city. So house of us talk about when he, okay, so then Wendy is picked up at the airport by Eddie. How's the thing? Important scene. Guys, you're gonna be surprised.

Wendy is in a haze. Wendy's in a haze. She's kidding. Wendy did not get screeners for her to be stoned. And the white lotus finale with spoiled for Wendy, okay? She is exhausted, you guys, just exhausted. She is exhausted, okay? She took a flight in from Chicago, which by the way,

I was in Minneapolis this weekend. I have a haze excuse. I was in the land of hot dishes. If you don't come back from the land of hot dishes without a haze, I don't know what's going on with you. You're in a car of haze. Yeah. So I get Wendy. I get Wendy right now. I understand why she's exhausted. So all those hot dishes. You're just hot dishes. You're just hot dishes. Another wedding and a hot dish. Come on, how could she not be exhausted?

Well, I actually, so by the way, when I was at this wedding in Minneapolis, I did ask several Minnesotans if they have hot dish recipes and they all did and they all involved Tater tots. It was great. And there was this one really lovely woman and she just smiled. She was just kept on smiling at me

and she just was so nice and she's like, oh yeah, I got a hot dish. It's Tater Tots and cream a mushroom and green beans and more Tater Tots. Yeah, do you like me? She was lovely. I love god what a nice buffet Tater tats Tater tats. Oh French fries. Oh on Tater Tats. That's great. Who'd you get to cater this? It was wonderful. So anyway, Wendy she just came back from Chicago, but she calls it Chicago

So she said he's like, why do you keep saying Chicago? And she's like, isn't that how you say it? Chicago, she's like, no, Chicago. Chicago, stop. Like, I'm saying it like the mob's doing. Like Chicago, he's like, no, please sit down. So she tells us that she was there because she did an event for I Wanted to rewind it to write it down and get it right, but then I didn't but it's like the same

gender and sexuality Gender sexuality I said don't you think it's a little on the nose to have a sexuality conference when all you hear is Jack Cameron? Can we? But here's some aloft earplugs for the audience. The aloft institution of gender and sexual studies. So she was the keynote speaker and man, I'm glad she flew all the way there for this. She's like, we have the generation that like we show up as we are unapologetic, I'm tired. I was like, wow, good one, good speech, worth it, worth every penny.

And now our next speaker in a guana. Is that a guana wearing a dress? This guana is really making a talking to her, huh? Well he's like, no matter what gender or sexuality I am, I can tell you this. They would be tired. They would be very, very tired. So she's gonna make an appointment for kidney stones.

That's like the entire point of the scene is that she gets picked up from the airport just to announce that she's getting an appointment for kidney stones because you may have forgotten forgotten because I certainly did that several episodes ago She went to the doctor and the doctor was like you might be getting kidney stones So because she has I didn't really I'm glad for I'm glad for that I think that's what happened unless I just intercepted that unless It's like my brain was like in order for the scenes to make sense you have to create a new narrative Well that butterfly was stepped on by that producer

at the beginning of the episode. So could it change everything? Change is the future and the past. So now we go to Robin who goes to, it's a restaurant, but it looks like a supermarket on the outside. It's called smashing grapes or something, but it's just like enormous. And there's, and no one's in it except for the hostess

who's been waiting. And she just, she's like, oh, I'm here to meet a friend here at least like oh sure I come over here so um she meets up with Candace there and Candace is like hey how are the people and then Robin just starts to cry starts to ball and I was like wow this friendship did mean a lot to her but actually it turns out that her like one one of her best friends, sister, like, died and with her husband in a car accident. Seropin is like very, uh, understandably emotional about it and Candace is hugging her and they're kind of like having a moment of like, why are we fighting?

Oh, there's a, like, there's such bigger, more terrible things life is short. Why are we fighting that, the stupid shit? But let's fight. Let's fight anyway. But also let's still fight. Um, yeah, she's like, that the stupid shit? But let's fight. Let's fight anyway. But also let's still fight. Um, yeah, she's like, I really don't want to be here today. She tells the producer, but she still does it, you know, she shuts up and does it. But they don't really get in a fight.

They just, uh, Robyn's like, I consider you a little sister. And Candace is like, yeah, and you're the only person in this group that I feel this with. And I just, you know, I just don't understand why you couldn't have just talked to me if you felt like I was directing that message to you. Why did you need to use Bluetooth? And she's like, no one's used it before. She's like, well, I respect that you're like making moves in the housewives space and bringing new-ish technology into it. But still, it was Bluetooth. Well, but, you know, the airshare, whatever that's called,

air drop wasn't really working properly, so... You know, it took me three different times to connect. After a certain time, you can't hear the... The bum without starting to cry. I tried getting a stenographer to write everything down and then read it back to the court, but apparently they cost too much money. I just found this a target. I was also considering a caricaturist from Miami Beach, but they were busy. Um, so she's like, uh, so Candice is like, yeah, you know, you're my best friend here, and I just don't understand.

And Robin's like, yeah, but you work questioning my loyalty as a friend. And then we see a clip of the video with Candice just going, net of these bitches. Net of these bitches real. They're all fake. And she's like, and you know, I'm one of those bitches. So I just want to point out that whole, you know, the Christen Jisal thing. I stood up for you. Okay, you don't get an award for telling Jisal to stop spreading around that Candace's husband is like a sexual creep, you know, like some TV and create. You don't get an award for it. It's like

thank you for standing up to that insane fucking accusation that your friend made. But yeah. Well, and Candace goes, well, I understand where you're coming from and I don't think that you're a fake bitch. And Romano goes, well, in the future, just be more specific. When you're being terrible, just make sure to articulate that I'm not part of the sphere of terribleness. I'm like, how am I saying the future? Don't be like a dick on Instagram.

So Candice's like, I just want to move on. And so now she's crying again. She's got the go out. She's poking her eye and stuff because there's just so much other stuff going on. So then they hug and they cry. And then, and then now this is the commercial that I stopped on, money court with Bethany Frankl. Did you see this commercial? Oh my god. I think this is the best project I've ever been in. But what do you have a business but what do you have a business? We have a bit of stupid you're an idiot and go home. She to brand what what is it? Where do you have diet coke? She to brand Jesus Christ. What would you stand on a sidewalk and drag people in here? What is this? I I want to know

What gay she pissed off because the makeup she had I mean it is like whatever happened to baby Jane What happened to baby Bethany? Like, it is crazy how she looks. Like, she looks, she looks sort of flyably bonkers like the, the, the, the lip, the eyeshadow, everything. She could be working at a diner. She looks like she is doing cosplay from the Drew Carrey show of that one lady. There is some, like, lip liner from my memory.

Some really weird lip liner. The whole thing, yeah, is crazy. And I don't know if it's like a shark tank thing where she's doing more of like that business is stupid. Like I don't know exactly what it is, but it made me feel like sad and hurt also because I felt like I got yelled at for that 30 seconds What are you stupid welcome to money court? You have none all right guilty get out

Judge Judy is like whoa chill, you know, that is stupid stupid cheetah brand. There's a cheetah brand That's stupid brand. It's like you are literally airing on a cheetah brand like actually every single one of your products has been cheater brands But that's in time. I do kind of want to watch. I do want to watch Bethany be like, what are you spending your money on that? That's stupid, why would you spend money that? It's my mortgage.

Okay, so you have got a mortgage. Congratulations, everyone's got a mortgage. Tell me something that's new. Tell me something that's unique about you. Get out of my face. Yeah. So then we go to an opening of a joint pyropractic and me as just driving along pointing at trees going, hi, family, hi, family.

She is acting like she's literally out of movie premiere right now. It's like, clearly 10.30 a.m. on a Tuesday morning, somewhere in DC DC and they've set up a set and repeat for a joint chiropractic and she's like, hey, doing the double hand like Mariah Carey wave and like hugging people and she's like, how are you fam? And then she tries to really make herself sound like she's she has created the joint chiropractic because she goes, well, Gordon and I started developing the joint car practice in 2013 and we currently have 14 joint offices over four different states that we own and brand and eight that we just get royalties from.

You didn't start the joint and I'm telling you this because I was so annoyed by the statement that I went to go to the joint car practice with a pd page which turned to me too. And guess what? And it's been erased. That's right. that I went to go to the joint car practice with Kapita page, which drove me to and get you. And it's been it's been erased. That's there is none. The one thing in the entire world that has not have a

Kapita page, the joint car practice. No, let me tell you, it did have one because when you search it, it has to just it has like the first paragraph, you know, and it's like an ellipses and you click for more. It had the first paragraph and someone went in there and erased it. And yes, I am accusing her of going in there and erasing this before this episode came out because how was it on the internet

and then right when everybody goes to Google it, it's no longer there. That's some fishy shit. So I went back and I copied the paragraph that was showing on the Google search results and then I put in those keywords and then I found an article about it, nice try. But you can't erase everything, all right,

Mrs. Hilton. So I went in and it says, Dr. Fred Garrison, and the joint in Tucson, Arizona, to transform the tradition blah, blah, blah. Yeah, that's right. John Richards took over in 2014 to expand and make it an even bigger franchise that it is today.

So, congrats, I don't want to take anything away from people like out there being entrepreneurial starting businesses, but don't go take credit for creating shit you didn't create. I can own a McDonald's franchise without, you know, saying that I'm Ray Crocker or whatever is naming. Well, I'm Ray Crocker. Betty Crocker, who cares? I think.

The point is this. I think it's great that people own franchises. I think it's very cool and entrepreneurial. And I'm like, you I don't shade it. But she's acting like she freaking founded IBM for crying out loud. Okay. We have a joint.

A joint car practice. You have some joints. Okay. Like I don't see people who own John Budjus is strutting around being like, well, look at me. It's a John but juice. Yeah, where's their velvet rope?

So she's like, I want this particular location is my thing. And I need more. So let me go. I'm from the scene and it's only bright to bring affordable kind of practice back to our community. And then she like just starts nodding and waving around the diary room. I'm just no crowd here. Yeah. I

feel I can't wait to see her Oscar season biography. One woman with a mission to bring affordable chiropractic back to Washington DC. And then you know, the first example of me being like, I'm a spanch was when she rearranged pamphlets in the joint chiropractic office. And today her example is, Rita, did you bring the large scissors to cut the ribbon? And the lady is like, no, I don't have one.

Extra large scissors, we're gonna need to find those. Okay, things, back to the press, back to the press. And she's sort of acting like this joint car practice location somehow managed to emerge from some sort of nefarious business dealing. There was like another location that was going to happen and she goes, well, since we didn't have a business deal that fell through this particular location, it has got to work. I don't want to get into it. It's like, what are you, Michael Clayton for crying out loud?

It's a joint. Come on. Yeah. That was the talk they got. They bring on friends and family to bring money to you because the producer is like, where does this money come from? Is it all G? And she's like, Oh, no, it's friends and family to you.

But when we damn have one, that's a father. So I want to know about that. That's a story, follow that story because as some of you already know, because I've probably said it a million times, she's in a lot with her. She was posting about this, by the way, that Gordon's brothers came in and stole their business and locked them out of all of their accounts. So that's stuff that's going on currently with it. So I want to know if this had anything to,

what's going on? I need to know. I've never been more interested in the joint chiropractic gossip. Up here I am. We'll have to circle back to this. Get it, it's a pun. So Karen shows up.

Ooh, yes, at the red carpet. Yeah. You might want to adjust your expectations, sir. Hey. Hey. Okay, that's really the realm of all those. That's all I've got. Yeah.

We're really raising the lumbar So Karen shows up because this is what the show is showing up at Red Carpets for the joint car practice and Well, it's a no brainer for me to show up for me. I don't throw my friendships away. That's how I roll I'm here at the at the red carpet for oh I thought this would be at the Willow Hotel. No, this is just a joint car practice. Okay, I see what's happening here. No brainer for me to show up for a no brainer.

Ah. So then Jacqueline comes in and just, it's like, oh my God. Squealing fakely is Jacqueline does. And then it carons like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ah. I feel like a diskco slipped in all friendship. Can we please move right over here?

And yeah, then she asked if her mom's gonna be there. And Karen said, Mia's like, no, no. So then she didn't make it. And she makes it like this sad thing like her mom's ditching her. Your mom is at home babysitting your children. Or are the children here? I don't know. But my first thought was like, don't shame your mother. You know you mom is at home babysitting your children, or are the children here? I don't know.

But my first thought was like, don't shame your mother. You know you're using her for babysitting duties right now. Yeah, your mom is doing one of many different things that are more important than the grand opening of a joint. So, so the new kids are probably there. I take it back. Okay, I take it all back.

I quit the show. I'm out of here. Her son is in like this cute little suit. So then, so now they have tables set up out front, and there's like, it's Karen and Jacqueline sitting out a table, and I don't think there's anyone else. And Mia bus out a microphone.

A microphone, and she's like, Hi everyone. I'm like, who are you broadcasting to? Okay. What New Year's ball is about to fall down on this thing? Like, why? Why is this such a production? Welcome to the joint cathedral comments. When the Gordon and I created the cathedral comments back in 1843, we said, Oh, my back. It really hurts creating comments, especially cathedral kinds. So here we are, finally achieving our dream of opening a back place here.

Oh, well, I have to say that any cathedral that I go to is an uncommon cathedral, I'm leaving. So they cut the ribbon and now the joint is open for business and Cathedral Commons everyone. So go get your pack adjusted. And now we go over to Uncle Lump's house. We're actually showing up with Dylan and Monica's in the backyard.

That's Lump's wife. And so Michael has dean for the day because Ashley says that like she was gonna bring Dean also, but then Michael was like, no, I want to hang out with Dean. like no I want to hang out with Dean name all I want to hang out with Zane and Then he started yelling it Ashley that she doesn't plan anything properly, and it just got real dirty and nasty And it was so nasty that Dean has started yelling stop Bloody in gentlemen, please stop this or have had enough. Can a man concentrate on his tiddly weeks? Thank you.

Excuse me. I don't know while you're yelling, when a sticker has gone missing in my bedroom, this is an emergency. Funny that mother drove me home from a preschool, father flew on a plane, yet no one knows how to find the transportation known as the Choo Choo train to get the cheeriest into more

man. Way, way, way, way, way, way, way, you all are fighting and I've just learned that my mouth actually is a hang of airplanes. How about that? That's terrifying. Way, way, way, way. So sick, I just can't argue with him anymore. I'm on a cubs like you need to think about your boys

and yourself. You need to think about it. But Ashley doesn't know that if she wants to move into a big house now, with just two kids in herself, because it's scary, you know, being alone. I'm like, but isn't it scary here having my, I mean, it's not like someone besides Michael

is showing up to help. It's Michael showing up to help you. It's better to be alone. You're literally with Golem, okay? That's like the most terrifying thing to raise your children around. So this is Monica's scene because lump is really taken, lump has always been the star of these family scenes, but Monica's like, you know what? Today I'm going for my Emmy and she's just like full of amazing inspiration.

She's like, Ashley, you've got us. There's tons of family who are there for you and love you. Being separated from Michael isn't going to change who you are as a person. You're a wonderful person and a great human being. Don't let anyone take you down. Didn't we almost have it all this December December, starring Monica, Ash's aunt. Well, I'm not really who she is, I'm sure who she is, but I'm gonna see the movie.

Like, it's not the Whitney commercial anymore, Karen. But yeah, Monica's like, this is not gonna change who you are as a person, just what you buy as a person, which isn't gonna be a lot, because you're gonna be poor. But a happy poor but a happy poor a happy poor i believe baby gene is the future fine to stick or let him guide you or believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me.

I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me.

I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me.

I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. I believe in Jello and me. So then we go to the airport where Candice is picking up Dorothy. And I was just thinking where is Dorothy been and here she is. She's been somewhere. So she comes out and Candice tells us that they're flight their flight. Their relationship has gotten a little bit better.

And she's like, yeah, we haven't always had the best relationship. And then we get a clip of Dorothy saying, you're the narcissist, you're the bride, and that's just you. I got a answer. I really liked their opening pattern, which is that Dorothy gets in the car, and she's like, well, I got really tired on the plane. And Ken is going, so you went to sleep, but then it got really bumpy on the plane and can't go can't go so you went to sleep

But then it got really bumpy. That's the devil That's like wow, so you guys just have just decided you're gonna keep it super on the surface now. Yeah so She tells her that her period was supposed to start Daisy the cantist tells her mom not the montage can't this That would really be a plot twist um, and the mom's like, oh, a baby. Oh, maybe, maybe you can calm down the star, cursing and stop, stop using that word so much.

And she's like, um, children can hear curse words. And no, they aren't to use them. You fucking up B. It's like, and a perfect example of children knowing that it's not a great thing to be your parents, Giselle's kids. Giselle's a wonderful, wonderful children who the twins are celebrating their sweet 16, like truly the best kids on Bravo, like by a country mile. They're there to celebrate their sweet 16.

It's actually such a nice thing. I actually loved this scene because it was just, you know, I've just always loved Jacelle. I'm sorry I do. She's messy. She has mean. She does all the wrong things all the time. But I just love her. And I think it's that there's something I think seeing her around her daughters. There's just I just love it. I love like the Jacelle around her daughters so much. And I also love the way they can't stand having her around to, mom. So it's not really a country person, but if you ever been around a chicken, because chickens are mean as hell, okay?

They will chase you and they will bite you, but man, they still make good eggs. They still make good eggs, you know? So you learn to appreciate the chicken, you know? So you're saying Jizzlle is like a big chicken. I'm saying her eggs are good. You know, good eggs. That's what we do there.

So then Jacelle is there, you know, going, can be table their rock, if's their rock, and Cal comes and she promises to stay in the other room with her friends and the kids can party by themselves. Although it's like a very adult party, it's like a really long table where they can have a fancy dinner. I actually also like that too.

I love that it was not a totally ridiculous reality TV, sweet 16, it was just like, it was just like a nice sweet 16, like the kids all had a room and they probably had like a little dance floor, or something like that, but it was like a normal 16 year old, you know, kind of thing. It wasn't, you know, it wasn't like an entire tent and lights and the whole crazy, it wasn't like my super sweet 16 on MTV.

It was just like sweet and lovely. So then Jacelle's friends start showing up So Ash is there and then Shasha arrives. Shasha's still like on the phone like hello Vations. Hi, I'm gonna need a spot to stay over that M.S. Vations Yeah, and she has brought her daughter. So we see your daughter. It's just really cowl and Just help when Sherice comes in to sell dessert. That laughs she does. It's so crazy. So basically it's like, hi, hi,

hi. And they talk about, it's crazy. Kids just get so old before you know it. There they are. So we do. And Ashley's like, yeah, you know that I was saying, the Michaels are long, but the ears are short or something like that. I think it's that the skin is scaly, but the ears are wide. That's what you say about Michael Ray. Uh, that's a bad.

The cleanup calls for death, but the ears are short hopefully. So hopefully everybody feels better after that one. So now, just a lunge of a speech and Jamal stars. He's like, thank you all for coming and being such great friends to our daughters. We are so overwhelmingly proud of you. You know, all the kids were like oh my god Never go to a sweet 16 when the girls dad is a preacher

You have caused to solve zero problems in 16 years. Thank thanks dad Thanks And to those like these children are my heart and my soul Please bring in the giant picture of me to stand in front of while I give this speech. Ja. But it's cute. And the kids are like taking TikToks of each other during the speeches, which is so kids. Yeah.

And then Candace is twerking on some chairs. On Chris actually, I believe she's got. But just, he does have a stack of chair energy. You know, he does. He of chair energy, you know. He does, like Chris, you know. Chris definitely has a stack of chairs. He definitely like reminds me of like, going into the community room at my synagogue

and there was like a stack of chairs, you had to like take them all off and put them on to sit down or roll them into the different room. Yeah, I wrote, Candice Twerk, son, cheers. So, there you go She's so excited to have a party and there's a snake in the backyard I just like I got it to snake and I'm like That's they had a hard time sleeping on the plane, Duke and his.

The snakes I can then it got bumpies. This makes a little crying goal. Things like I'm just trying to enjoy a party. It's like the crying goal snake. It comes that instead of a rattler, it's just got like a little triangle that's always dabbing its eyes with. that and instead of a rattle it's just got like a little triangle that's always dabbing its eyes with.

So then people are coming over. So Ray and Karen show up and Candace comes downstairs sort of like in like a sort of a cocktail dress. I guess you could say it's just something much more chic than what you would think for a picnic and Ray is like, I thought it was a big neck and she's's like, Ray. So we learn that Chris and Dorothy are they have brokered a piece because last year they had obviously an issue with the parking lot music video when Dorothy was kind of like, you know, he doesn't contribute anything. So they kind of have like an uneasy piece. So they're like chill for the moment.

Every piece deal should be brokered by Andy Cohen on a phone call at a rig in June. He's just like, so do you think you should just say your sorry? Come on, you say your sorry to Chris. And she's like, whoa, okay, Andy, I guess. And that was the piece deal, you know? Get to work. There's a whole world in trouble. You know, if it's that easy, get to it.

So then Sheree shows up with her daughter. And then Wendy shows up. And of course, Wendy's like, come on, two degrees, two degrees. Yes, two degrees. You know, I'm here for all the degrees. Two degrees. I mean, it's not four, but it's two. And we love it. But not four. Not four degrees at all. I'm so it's not four, but it's two, and we love it.

Not four, not four degrees at all. I'm so tired for just saying that. So Ray is out with Chris doing the, we're men. Let's stare at the barbecue grill thing. And Ray goes, is that beef? And Chris is like, yeah, it's London broil. It's like, wow, God, glad they got a camera. So then, um, Canvas is talking about how she took her pregnancy test this morning and it was negative and she was disappointed But now they can finish their egg retrieval process and then we see what she's doing in the backyard and she is like the new

Oh, Dissenter Rello like kids. I don't know, but she's just walking around like picking up children I was like how many children are here? She around like picking up children. I was like, how many children are here? She's kept picking up children, being like, I love you, you're so gorgeous. Is that a baby? He had me that baby, gorgeous little muffin baby. It was definitely photo-op central for her. So, um, so then Karen's asking Rob,

and she's sitting down with Rob, and she's like, Robyn, like, when is the wedding? And Robyn's like, whoa, whoa, and she's like down with Robin. She's like, Robin, like when is the wedding? And Robin's like, whoa, oh, I'm just coming seriously. Do we have a wedding dress? Is there a venue? Like what's going on? Just, whoa, we're working on our plans. And she's like, working on the plans.

And she's like, well, we're just going to a private ceremony. We're just the four of them. So Karen is totally skeptical. And she's like, listen, just say say this isn't for me and Juan. We ain't we're not gonna get married and we like shacking and it's none of the, none of your business, Karen, and then I will mind my business and you, but you make it my business. I'm just like, that's actually what they said for like the first four years of the show. And then they got so tired of you guys asking, saying like, oh, but you guys really like each other.

You guys should get back together. You guys should get back together. You guys should get remarried. They're finally getting remarried. And now you're like, oh, but you guys really like each other. You guys should get back together. You guys should get back together. You guys should get remarried. They're finally getting remarried. And now you're like, well, if you're not getting remarried, you guys should just shouldn't even bother trying to get married again. Yeah. So then when he comes over and comes like, busy, very busy, sorry.

And like leaves to go somewhere else. And so when he's like, um, now, uh, Robin, last time I saw you, we had a really good drunk conversation. So I'm just checking in with you because I know that people say, you know, uh, drunk mind speaks to a sober heart. And what I said to you is how it felt. And I was very hurt by the things you did, but you know what? I miss our friendship. I really miss our friendship.

And Robin's like, oh, well, I've had time to think about it. And I just don't know why you're comfortable having that conversation with me in a bar when there's no one from the group around and you didn't have to win a debate publicly in front of people. Well, you were at a bar with everybody else. Yeah.

So it's called getting driving. That's what happens. Yeah. So when he's, when's when you look kind of mad But she also is like I'm gonna I'm going to swallow my pride here because I can't have this fight with Robin going on Well also like having a fight with Mia So she's like well that is a valid question coming from someone who doesn't have two degrees and I you know I sat down and had liquid courage and told you how I felt in that moment. And I didn't want what we had to be completely gone.

And I guess what I'm coming to you to sit twice now is, so you know, it's genuine, it's saying that I am sorry that I hurt you and I valued our relationship enough to come make it right. Please don't make me do this a third time because it's probably going to go left very soon. Yeah, so Robyn's just staring at Aaron then she goes, Please don't make me do this a third time because it's probably gonna go left very soon Yeah, so Robyn's just staring at Aaron then she goes So are you waiting for me to acknowledge something and she said come on, Robin aren't you gonna say you're sorry? I'm just like for what For like surgery shaming her and telling her that she's acting all different because the only reason she's getting surgery

Is trying to keep up with some mistress that her husband has. I mean, what the fuck, Robin? What the hell? Yeah, that. That. So Wendy's like, well, you're gonna say you're sorry for hurting my feelings.

And she's like, well, I said that already. I'm like, I don't remember her saying that. And they didn't even bother showing footage of it. So Wendy's like, well, can you say it again? She goes, well, I'm sorry. I already said it. And then Wendy's like, oh! I'm starting to make a big hit to do.

And it's like you apologize to me. And Robin's like, she's still annoying, but I'll take this one to any day. So then we cut to Candace. He's like, is that a baby? Get me that baby. Oh, you're beautiful. I was like, wow, it's a lot has changed in a year. get then we cut to Candace he's like is that a baby give me that baby Wow a lot has changed in a year seriously so now Karen wants to talk with with Candace or Candace wants to talk with Karen and everything and so Candace is like so remember we were at dinner

that last dinner in Miami and Ashley told you that I said that you're in these streets. Does she remember? I love that. Remember that thing. Remember that moment. I'm like, you mean the moment when Karen walked away from the table and walked back again. I think she remembers it. And she's like, you know, I was, it's my bad. Look, I love you and Ray. Like, you know, I was, it's my bad. Like, I love you and Ray. And maybe you're just in those streets together. And she's like, well, let me say a kind of, let me do a lot for you to say that. Mm-hmm.

Do you have something on your face? No, no, no, I'm just thinking. Mm-hmm. Do you need a fly swatter? No, no, no, no, listen, listen. You know, it means a lot to me. And you and I have made progress. All of slow progress

Slow progress, but maybe steps on my right, Candace. That is a keeping it care and experience Candace. Have a question. Does that snake under the tent have an agent because I think of We might have a great slot for it. In our cleavage show So she's like, yeah, you know, Karen asked her about her and Ashley and she's like, yeah, that's not going great and listen, our group is just joined into the enough and even though I don't like some of these people,

I'm upset we're not all here together. Like, well, you could have invited them. You know, it's actually your party. You really have all the control. So now Ray is talking to Chris. I'm not gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it.

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I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it, I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna They might communicate better at the end of the day and your feelings or your feelings and if she was uncomfortable She was uncomfortable, but it wasn't because of anything I did so and raised like well Why don't you just go the high road and apologize to her because it was a misunderstanding It's like what a positive for what he's like well she misunderstood your attention's apparently goes, huh? But there weren't no intentions I've been used to doing that thing where he's chewing on a toothpick. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, what attention, and the producer, this is Chris and Canvas in the diary room.

And the producer's like, well, why not just say you're sorry, just say sorry that you were uncomfortable. And he's like, because admitting I did something wrong and I didn't do, I didn't do nothing wrong. Or whatever chewing on that tooth thing. He's just always has a teeth thicken as well. And Candace is like, yeah. And let's say they do meet and talk. We don't know what Jacelle's going to say, you know, because we didn't know what she was going to say this afterward. So how are we going to know what Jacelle's going to do? And so then Candace is like making a speech to everyone, like thanking them all for coming.

And while she's making this speech, her Oscar speech Chris is like all flustered. And he's like, do my people in here? So he goes like outside and Candace is like crying about herself. She's like, we're celebrating my MBA. And I have to thank my mom for being an example. If I didn't know exactly how I did not want to be,

I never would have gone for that NBA. Thank you, mom. I'd also like to thank Treno. Treno, thank you for everything that you've done for me. So she's crying and Chris just goes outside and closes the door behind him. And he's like, Bully J's for fucking web, ha!

And he sits down with somebody while Candace is like, it's so wonderful to look around the room and see your blessings. And it reminds me of what I'm capable of. And then he's just sitting on the balcony all pissed off like a bullet jace for what? Bullshit! Like wow, you can't even stand through your wife's fucking speech

at her own party. Like come on, dude, get them together. Why I think all that stuff with Jacelle is bullshit too, but he's starting to make it look worse at this point, you know? Yeah. I kind of think with I agree with Ray, you can at least just say, listen, I didn't, you know, I thought we're just having a conversation. I did not realize it was making you feel uncomfortable.

And I'm really sorry that you that you felt that way, but it really was not my intention like I think just a clearing of the air thing is fine But instead he's acting he's so he's sulking around like he's in one of those annoying Boxing movies, you know, we're like oh man. I can't find him more me soon on the side of the anger at someone And then I'm gonna fight even harder next time, you know Yeah, um, he's not doing great for himself over there. Also, you know, you're gonna have to apologize Anyway, dude because at some point even if you wait till the third episode of the reunion at some point You're just gonna just gonna stick to her guns and say I felt uncomfortable period. That's it. All I said was I felt uncomfortable That's it. I'm not changing. I'm not gonna change it for you

And eventually he's gonna have to say well, sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable. So why prolong it? Yeah, uh, control your narrative sir Control it. Yeah. It's not an admission of guilt saying I'm sorry. You felt uncomfortable. You crazy pants I was just trying to have a conversation with you. Yeah, you know, yeah So anyway, it ends with Chris sitting all the balcony all pissed off. And that's that. The toothpick, when guys have a toothpick in their mouth,

they just have it in their mouth, it has never not looked stupid. It's just like the dojias. It's like, what do just like it's like you've you've increased or something. I just don't I don't understand it. Like it's supposed to be some macho thing. It's like a toothpick.

Congratulations. You're chopping on a very slender piece of wood. Yeah, well, spoiler alert next week we find out Chris died in white lotus. So I hope you guys can make it. You can run out. You know, you didn't make it back in that way. You didn't get people at 15-second countdown.

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