Watch What Crappens - RHOP: La'Dame-sel in Distress

Episode Date: September 10, 2019

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley learns that she's finally pregnant, and Robyn gets the "commitment" from Juan she's been waiting for. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Subscribe on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So today, we are talking season finale of Real Housewives of Potomac. And I have to say, Ronnie, watching the previously on this season of Real Housewives of Potomac, I was just like, wow, what a season. What a season. I know a lot happened actually. Yeah. And it's like, well, well, waiting. Juan pretended to love Robin and gave her like, you know, all of Garden breakfast tray or whatever the fuck that thing was in bed, breakfast in bed. I imagine it was a bunch of plastic cheesecakes. Yes.

And the Dom in memory of my mother, I'd like to make a scent. I was like, what, I don't know what that means. But sure. But I just loved these previously. They were full of gray, gray. Yeah, they really, it was like, it was a reminder of how good the season was.

And it was like a little uneven in the beginning, but it really just really found its voice in such a special way. Clankety Clank bitch. Clankety Clank. So this week the episode opened up with Chris serving food to Candace. I guess they were probably trying to shoot a whole scene to promote his cookbook again and Bravo was like, hmm, let's just make this up a little part of a montage. And so yeah, let me guess Chris, a breakfast case idea.

Yeah. I think this case idea cookbook. Yeah, exactly. And then, yeah, in Kansas, like talking about the Cayman Islands. And she's like, my favorite thing in the Cayman Islands was writing the horses. And I want to do that again with you, Chris. He's like, I thought we did that already. I was like, oh, I was like, you're gross.

You're slimy. Okay. So then we go over to Bethesda, where Jacelle is getting facials with her kids. And she's like, guys, I was in my 20s, when I got my first facial. And one of them's like, it work and she's like hello Have you seen this face this face And

Then Robin's over at her flip and she's like I just want to get this flip sold. I'm like, okay good luck with that Yeah, we'll see you in season 22 Yeah, we'll see you in season 22. And then Ashley has some really exciting news. She's driving along with Michael and she's like, um, my breast or sore and the other day I was masturbating and I had really horrible cramps. That's like, great. Thank great to hear about your horrible cramps while you were masturbating.

Did I tell you about the time? I had two weeks while I was taking a dump. Did I tell you okay? Mike's like the other day, I grabbed the butt of a camera man and it gave me a cramp in my hand, but it was completely consensual to tell you friends. The other day, I grabbed the butt of a camera man again and I got a legal cramp that affected various business

deals and proceedings, but it's all right, because it was a misunderstanding cramp. And now we are cramp free. My business partner said, listen, there's a cameraman with cramped breasts and we don't feel comfortable going forward in business until those cramp breasts are settled. In Australia, the way we tell if someone's pregnant is we pinch their ass and if they say, get away from from me we know they are pregnant so I just wanted to do a little pregnancy test but fun fact men don't get pregnant so I guess it was a mistake on my part and for that I apologize. Well I know the baby is going to come out and they're going to hold it by the ankles up

to make it cry and Michael is just going to grab it but right away you know. That's going to make... WEEEEEEE! It's like the first baby, the first baby is's lossy when Michael spinks it's about Teaching at the early age So he's basically just like well, let's type positive because maybe this maybe you are pregnant Maybe it wasn't just a fake out. So let's buy positive So then we see Karen and her car having a totally natural not planned at all Conversation and I'm sure that there's a real person on the other line

She's holding her phone and she's like Hello I'm sure that there's a real person on the other line She's holding her phone and she's like hello Yes, it's me here in you gum. You might remember me Remember like to make sure that it's gold up lighting in the room That just sounds great gold up lighting for my ladom reveal about oh Yes, and how about some crab legs? That has someone else cooking up, because otherwise, Railbeast are clattering those pants together

for hours and hours. Mmm. It has been non-stop ladom planning, non-stop. Mmm. I've had to make sure to get a bulletproof case to put my scent behind so no one can see if it opens. Mmm. Yes, last, last how to be done. And then no one can see if it opens. Yes, last, last how to be done. And then we get to see, of course, the Potomac deer in honor. Thank you. Yeah, like I was like, you know, I'm so

glad that they were like, we're not going to end the season without showing the deer. A deer. And this time the deer wasn't terrified. It just followed a Karen scene that was full of bullshit, Karen talking to herself on the phone. And the deer just looks like Girl, please. Yeah, just has that look on his face like am I supposed to buy that last scene? Come on now Well that deer also had like a frenzied look of like, but now I do have to find gold up lighting for her party I was like, oh wait Karen was talking to the deer the whole time. Hello, dear

Every time she says hello dear. We know who she's really talking to. She's out there trying to spray the deer So then we cut to Monique burping out a table Because she's now she's 38 weeks pregnant and she's just so so pregnant and just she's sitting there in her interview in pain Her eyes closed. She's like oh god, baby. baby why are you turning over why do you have to move right now oh god oh god she's like why god why are you trying to move please there's like a little tiny Chris in there like I am starving get me out of here I want a bottle. Monique is tiny, she cannot carry a crisp baby, and she certainly can't eat enough to support a crisp baby.

It's probably like one of those, you know when people get parasites, I'd say I'll pay on purpose to get a parasite to go on a diet. And the only way to get it out of your stomach is to hold like a piece of pepperoni near your mouth, so supposedly it smells it and comes up and out of you. I just do it. Just do it, okay? Give birth already. Just put a pepperoni there. Just let it come out for good. Pepperoni had a vagina and let baby Chris come clawing out. What's that noise now? I love repeated talking. Clearly there gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the only one who's gonna be the where someone held pepperoni out and Pennywise the clown came climbing out of some sort of orifice.

They just held it at a sewer grate. Pennywise came out. All he wanted was pepperoni. If only these stupid kids realized that life would be much better. So Karen comes over. Baby, how's my mom? How's baby? So Karen comes over. Oh, baby. How's my mom? How's baby? How's your baby smell? It's ready. It's ready.

It's like I say about my ladom fragrance. It's ready. It's ready. I brought some ladom. I brought a sample of ladom and a turkey-based stir. Let's see how the baby likes it. Yeah, it's called Baby by Ladom. I hope you enjoy it. So Karen's like well I'm about to give

birth to a 3.4 ounces of Ladom fragrance. I guess I'm pregnant also. Oh God she's lucky that that's not a baby would come out and its head would just fall off. Because I don't think she's still found a bottle top that fits on that bottle. But you know what she did find is an apostrophe for no reason. Her, her, her, her scent is called La, like La, La apostrophe Dom. I'm like, why do you need, need to have an apostrophe in there? Maybe it's just me as the former president of the John J High School French Club of 1997. I am like really, you know, I'm very meticulous about, you know, apostrophes in my French, but, uh, L'Audom does not need any apostrophes.

Karen. Karen. Dropping nuts the entire time. Why is there an apostrophe there? Why? Why? Uh, uh, uh. So she's like, well, we just got back from the trip

and we had a kikikim, but, you know, even Jacelle, so I'm just sorry for making reference to my dead family, knock on glass, knock on glass. Yeah, Karen said that basically just, just a hell had many inappropriate comments, but, you know, we got through to her, despite all her inappropriate comments. So appropriate. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Karen, you see, I said this last week, Karen is so dumb, she falls for it. despite all her inappropriate comments. It's appropriate. Oh yeah, Karen, you see, I said this last week,

Karen is so dumb, she falls for it every time to help her tends to apologize. Thank God. Thank God. It was so funny. She really believed it. Yeah, she's like, well, with Giselle, you know, it's gonna take years and years and years and years and years of therapy for Giselle to get right. Almost as many years as it takes to make LaDom.! Well we're just testing the new Giselle out she's currently in the rollerball for much.

Giselle is in a discovery period with her emotional state basically. Yeah let's try this Giselle rollerball on your wrist Monique. She says your baby's lying. She says your baby is sexually assaulted someone. Now that I put this rollerball on your wrist, you smell very inappropriate. That's what I smell. So she tells us, I still have a question mark where Michael is concerned. A big ass question mark. And then makes a big question mark with her hands. Yeah. You know, if you put Mama D and Michael together, we almost have a question. We have an S on the forehead and a question mark.

Okay, so like let's get a few more letters and up in there. Okay, let's go over and see Ashley and Mark. It's a talk to Zulfis where the dog feels like, Oh, please don't do that. Please don't do that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just attracted to the man who looked like that thing from my sage.

I was kidding. Let's have a beer. So basically, they're nervous about the pregnancy, et cetera. So we get to see Ashley put her feet up in the stirrups and a probe goes in and Haza, it's a baby. It's a well, I mean, it's a it's a Heartbeat, you know, fetus, not even a fetus. Is I go whatever it is?

It's a little tiny baby and he's wearing a bicycle jacket with sponsors on it. You know, it's like says Advil and like I'm trying to think of a poop one Like metamusel and it's like it's like doing the tiny little baby bicycle. I was like is that little fetus grabbing the fallopian tube appropriately The doctors just like the babies already trying to grab things with its hands. It's so weird. It just keeps moving its hands like this. It looks like the baby is trying to sell the other eggs on eating kangaroo.

The baby just told me it will not come out for less than $5,000 a month for at least five years, at when which case you can renew. $5,000 a month for at least five years, in which case you can renew. Wow. The baby, that baby just went and knocked on that Florian tube's door and the Florian tube just closed it in its face. That's so harsh.

That's so rude. Oh, good. I'm just saying that Florian tube is rude. There's no commentary on anything else. So uh, Michael's like, well, how long has she been pregnant? And you know, that's, I guess, a normal question, but I feel like it's also a question like, when was the last time she saw the chef from Oz? Because part of it has got to wonder is that that chef's baby has, I know, a lot of me wonders. Until I saw the baby

The baby is definitely like imagine Michael shrunken down and His face photoshopped onto a baby body and then smoothed out with Photoshop and then you're like, oh, so that's what a Michael He has the look on his face when Ashley said, I need a personal assistant. And he was like, oh jeez, he's got like pirate eyes. So what was I gonna say? So yes, they're like, they're the same, so the baby is estimated that this many weeks old,

so wonder when the conception was and then we see like a flashback of ashyping like, like you know what, after gay pride, Michael was like, we just had so much sex after gay pride. So basically, they went to gay pride. It made Michael very horny for whatever reason. Who knows why? Maybe he saw a very attractive lady there, who knows, and then they had sex and now they are pregnant. who knows and then they had sex and now they are pregnant. Yeah, and it also turns out that Ashley's had a lot of drinks since then. According to this show, so it's kind of funny. She didn't, she didn't want to drink in order to get pregnant, but then she was drinking while she was pregnant. So, wow, I guess that all just, you know,

you know, there was a happy end. Your plans always get screwed, you know. At the end of the day, they had a, they had a lovely baby who is in People Magazine. So really, they got everything that they wanted and God bless. Yeah, that baby was born wanting Martini. That's for damn sure. And listen, baby, I'm with you. I was there. I was with you.

Yeah. So now we go over to Giselle's flip where Giselle is there giving a tour to Robin showing her around the place. And Robin is just like, you know, we said on a previous episode that we actually liked Jacelle's flip. We saw the potential there. And I really, I personally liked the house quite a bit. And Robin's walking around and she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, they should be demolished. I'm like, Robin, have you seen your flip? Have you seen your flip?

Come on. No kidding, Robin. I'm surprised Robin didn't get mad that Giselle didn't have Robin's logo on the dumpster outside. I kept her a wine to get to see what it was, and it was like dumpster in a day or something like that. And I was like, oh man, Robin, you could add your first job here. Dumpster in a day. Wow, I think it's so rude to talk about Robin's marriage to Juan that way.

So, uh, well, we, you called for a dumpster, so I just came to have a pass of aggressive fight with Juan in front of your trash. So, uh, Robin's like, remember when I So So Robin's like remember when I talked about getting the tattoo with Juan and I'm like no she's like, yeah So here's a flashback and there's like a one second flashback of Robin saying she wanted to get a like a tattoo wedding band Situation sort of like how tamer did with What's his fuck? What's his name again Simon? I was like, okay? What's his fuck? What's his name again Simon? I was like, okay, bad oh man bad like you don't want to go down this path But why I apparently like the idea of getting like a matching

Ring finger tattoo probably cuz it will only cost him about a hundred dollars total as opposed to the rest of his life Yeah, she's like just I was like well, I still What I see a ceremony yeah, and so we gotta do things the Robin in one way. I'm like Robin grow up there Please grow up here But get doing things the Robin in one way means that you're now stuck in a house with the man You're not sure even is gonna be able to stay with you forever but you deserve more Robin, okay? You deserve more more. Yeah.

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the Cayman Islands and Roba goes, oh my god. Did you get a random text from Katie? Just like of course. It says, yes, I feel better. How was the rest of your trip? Isn't that crazy? It's like not really. She left because she didn't feel dead and she's saying how was the rest of your trip isn't that crazy? It's like not really. She left because she didn't feel dead and she's saying how is the rest of your trip. Do you need me to explain it to you in a more

clear fashion? Well, I mean, normal text. Well, I mean, I think that they were like it's weird that she didn't acknowledge that she just up and left without saying goodbye to anyone or letting anyone know where she went, you know, and that for Katie just it's just another day another normal thing that happened. Yeah, well I'm guessing Katie just was like, oh production will probably shoulder my felt so that I'm left, you know. Yeah, she probably did think that. So then they start talking about the LaDom reveal party and just like, well the text invite was cute duh, which I felt like was a very low level shade about the fact that they got a text invite instead of a paperless post.

Which of course is like, paperless post, the gold standard with this group. Yeah, it was one of those free ones where there's ads at the bottom. Yeah. The Leah Blackout and invitation. We all got invited to some housewarming. And it was through Evite.

Is that the one that gives you the ads it's free? And so there are ads at the bottom. And she's like, is this guy telling, is it, is he registered? I'm supposed to buy him something from Amazon because that's insane. Like she was so mad and I was like, no, no, no, it's ads for free invitations. And she's like, who does that? I had a dream last night that I worked for Jeff Lewis, by the way, speaking of Lea Black. And it was terrifying It was a very scary dream

Were you horrified? You're not horrified for you He like left and I was supposed to do something and I don't think I did it or I messed it up and then I was like Oh my god, oh my god. He's gonna come back. He's gonna yell at me If you don't want to be called stupid stop doing stupid things What are they gonna do is flipping out by the way officially canceled or is it just I don't want to be called stupid, stop doing stupid things. What are they going to do? Is flipping out by the way officially canceled? Or is it just?

I don't. Well, it's not officially renewed. Brava doesn't really tell people when their shows are canceled. They tend to just be like, okay, great, great time. Maybe we'll talk to you soon and then they just never tell them. I know. Yeah, it's like my, I don't think Miami was officially canceled, right? I think like technically waiting for season four. No, I think on people's couch they heard in the news. They were

canceled real classy over there, Bravo. Hey, Bravo. Let Karen, let Karen teach you about the text invite, even if it's a text disinvite, you know, just like, hello, it's me, Bravo. You know, no longer invited to shoot. Yeah, basically the way Bravo does it is that everyone shows up ready for production and then Bravo just goes the airport and they came in highlands and doesn't tell anyone and then sends a text that I'd been like, oh, sorry I felt sick. I hope you guys have a great season that we're not paying for putting on a network. Yeah, they're basically Boldly Katie. Yeah, so anyway, Jizzella is still pushing this idea. Like this stupid conspiracy story, that theory that I don't think anyone cares about, but it's funny because you know it's gonna make Karen so mad that basically Jizzella thinks that Karen doesn't own the

DOM and that some investors own it instead and that she's the only the face of it. So it's kind of like, okay, cool. But knowing it's gonna get Karen so mad at the reunion is all worth it. Yeah, it really is. Did we add the part where she said, oh, that texted him by this pretty and then Robin goes, it's basic. It's like, I didn't know you were calling someone basic.

You fucking kidding me. Your entire opening line is like, I may have new hair, but I still have the same old deadbeat man who won't marry me. Stop throwing the word basic around over their base. I'm like, Robin, we've spent a lot of time at your flip and we're on Bravo. Okay, this flip is not even worth HGTV time, okay? Yeah, whatever I key a countertops.

Yeah. So now we go, the great scene coming up here here because we go over to Candace on her computer. She's making a spreadsheet for her budget because they you know she and Chris want to take over The mortgage by January 1st. So she's pretending to make a spreadsheet even though she probably just downloaded one from the internet and it's like look numbers and grids, you know Yeah, I have to come up with a budget because I am going to cut this cord. I was like, really? Have you come up with a budget to pay her back for the down payment? Yeah.

Because that would be cutting the cord. So Candace FaceTime's Dorothy, which is always funny because Dorothy's always like, I feel like Candace intentionally tries to FaceTime Dorothy when Dorothy is not expecting it. So Dorothy doesn't have time to like, do her whole makeup and everything because when Dorothy's expecting it, she's glammed up and then she has that crazy pageant smile on. You know, like, I'm a very happy mother who loves my daughter. But then when she's not expecting it, she's sort of like low angled and like hair is just sort of like boring and she's just at work.

Yeah. And Fussy. Yeah, they show we're working, which I really liked because it was a nice juxtaposition from Candace just sitting over out of the kitchen she paid for, you know, yeah. So mom's like, how are you doing? Is that really high voice in Candace? It's like, well, I thought that, you know, taking over this mortgage might be good for us. So, um, thoughts.

And the mom seems like she's going to be mad, but she's like, that's great, Candace. That place will be your place. I'm proud of you, honey. She goes, it's going to look so beautiful with the maintenance and everything Basically saying you're gonna have to pay for that maintenance if you want to look nice. I'm not paying for that maintenance So then she's like yeah, I'm happy for you honey. Um, yeah, I'm okay. I mean you'll be fine I've told you everything how to do it and you see my life. I've been working for 40 years I just was like wait what that nothing to do with anything Yeah, she's saying I'm so proud of you. Look at you. You can be successful like me. Who's worked for 40 years, you know?

And she says, I feel like sometimes you see, there's a competition can beles. And this is like, um, no, I do not compete with you. A 50 something year old woman. I'm like, okay, so now you're going to age shame your own mother. Yeah, and the mom is just like like okay, so now you're gonna age shame your own mother Yeah, the mom is just like okay keep calm. You're on TV. We're not gonna let her win this one I'm just gonna smile smile. We'll have fun with that money pit I you may not realize it's a money pit only because you haven't been paying the bills, but I had been so Fun this man, and you can tell the mom is totally, I was gonna say furl, to put on my trying to say, she's totally annoyed because she's just,

she's moving her office chair side to side. I'm like, by the end of it, she's just gonna be spinning around in full circles. Yeah. You know that she's gonna be like hiring some people to like throw them all to a top cock, tells them to that house, like, well, I guess you'll need some money

to pay for the damages. And then she tells Chris like it's like she just gave her mother the worst news. And she's so proud of herself. She's like, I just told my mother that we're paying the mortgage. And she took it well. Why wouldn't she take it well? She's not going to have to pay for you anymore. What?

She's going on in your head. Candace wants a pat on the back, a literal pat on the back for controlling her emotions I'm like you did you control your emotions? You age-shamed your mother in the middle of all this while you were telling her that she's no longer needed in life So yeah, yeah Glad can this keep in a glassy. Yeah, so now we go over to the lid on photoshoot Where Karen is there with Matt the assistant Matt the assistant is back. He by the way Matt has been you know

God bless the God bless the That what you call them the hangers on the Bravo hangers on you got Matt you got John Blizzard I think there's someone else I forget who but you know Matt was just in like a photos with Durinda up in the Berkshires this weekend. So he, you know, he gets around. He is, he's attaching to any housewife that he can. Oh, yeah. First. Yeah. So Karen's like, oh, no, there's the accessory options. I'm in full-prep phase with his photo shoot.

So, Gareny, Gareny, I think we may need some photos just because I'm looking hot. And Mass Back there getting started on the cucumber sandwich is from Subway or whatever they ordered. She would get the cucumber sandwiches. She would. And she's like, well, he's like, that'll photograph well. She's like, Nailed it. Nailed it. Damn, I'm beautiful.

Let Tom has been in the works for one year and four months. And then we get clips of her bullshitting. Well, it's in the discovery phase. Well, it's been discovered. And now it's in the mining phase. face. Well, it's been discovered and now it's in the mining phase. Well, now it's in the chip phase. Where we try to see how it smells next to sour cream chips. Now it's in the pots and pans phase. Well, we put it into a pot and a pan and let Ray cladded around and see what happens. Now it's in the microwave phase because Roy just keeps thinking it's a kind of cheese, which he shouldn't be putting in the microwave phase because Roy just keeps thinking it's a kind of cheese He shouldn't be putting in the microwave anyway, so

We're looking for a new microwave by the way if anyone out those Oh, now I've just spritzed it in the laser display. Oh, and we're gonna see what sort of videos come on. Oh look It's an old episode of perfect strangers. Oh wait. That was just the distance. I was already in there I love the idea of her and Ray sitting around watching Perfect Strangers. Standing tall on the wings of a la la la! Ray! Ray, you can go to the dance joy, Ray. Well, they're quite different from each other, but they still get along. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ladies, I'm sorry I can't attend your event. Ray and I are going on a trip to Mepos. So, by the way, when I was a kid, I asked my parents if we could go to Mepos. They were like, what is that? I'm like, it's an island. You don't know about Mepos? They're like, it's not real. Sorry, but not real.

Can we go to Nanu Nami? Or if you will. Yeah. Okay, so then we go to Robin at the family tattoo parlor. Yeah, I don't know. Why did I write? Oh, Robin's family goes to the tattoo parlor. I like that you have a family tattoo parlor. The family that gets tatted together?

Just tatted together. Families that tatted together, split together, we're all tatted together. Just tatted together. Families that tatted together, splat together, we're all gonna die together. Yeah, so Robin and Wan are gonna get their tattoos and they brought their boys along to watch. And so, you know, Robin gets up there, she gets her little tattoo. So it's basically like, it's two hearts

that are overlapping like a Venn diagram, in heart form and it's like on the very Inside of the ring finger so basically no one can see it so of course one is fine with this because he's like great Because I can put a tiny little tattoo someplace where no one can see it very easily and it gets off I'm fighting on here. Yeah, and it's funny because she explains it She goes who was trying to find tattoos that would speak to dad and his relationship. I was like, yeah, the one that he can fucking hide. This is the saddest shit I've ever seen. You're even making me sad in the tattoo scene where he's getting a tattoo on his ring finger

robbing. Okay. That's something. So she gets her tattoo for her, and she's like, yeah, that's fine. And then one gets on there, and he gets all nervous and starts like complaining like a little boy. He's like, it hurts. It hurts. Which was sort of funny.

I guess they're like, oh, the man can't take the pain. I was like, you're a pig. Mary, the woman you had children with and stop acting like you're doing her a favor. Okay. Yeah. So then they face time, Jacelle, to show her the tattoos. And Jacelle is like clearly not in the, she's Yeah, so then they face time, Jacelle, to show her the tattoos. And Jacelle is like, clearly not in the,

she's like, oh, let me see. Oh, congratulations, sir. What does that say, yeah? And she's like, it's too hard. She goes, oh, wow. Robin, love it. Yeah. Bring it a little closer. I can't see the diamond on that ring. Oh, it. Robin love it. Yeah. Bring it a little closer.

I can't see the diamond on that ring. Oh, it's a tattoo. Okay. So, yes, the tattoo is on the ring finger. However, it's on the inside so you can't really see it unless you know what. It's there. If you're really committed to Robin, put a ring on it. The first draft of the Beyonce song. If you're really committed to Robin put the ring on it. The first draft of the Beyonce song,

if you're really committed to Robin, but a ring on it. Like, mm, doesn't quite flow off the tongue. Yeah, Jay-Z was like, mm, I don't know anybody named Robin that people really like. Just stick with, put a ring on it. She's like, okay, thanks Jay. So, now we go over to Ashley and Michael

and they're gonna be doing some yoga situation And Michael's like I want to be it before yoga. I'm like great. Thanks for including this Bravo So the plan is that Ashley wants to reveal to her mom that she's pregnant and she wants to stick all these There's can they stick all these letters onto her stomach with like stickers that say I am pregnant and they like stick it on her stomach and then she's in a sweatshirt covering it and the plan is in the middle of the at the end of the yoga or whatever Ashley is going to like lift up her sweatshirt and reveal that it says I am pregnant. And Michael is like, well I want it to say I am pregnant because that's what we say in Australia. Like guess where we also say that here in America. Welcome.

Did you just get here yesterday? I wish I had known that but my slime coach quit after I grouped his ass. In other words, past him in the whole way. So they put these letters on and there's Mark at the door and Michael Hy Michael hides his beer, which I thought was funny because he always acts like yeah I'm gonna stick up to your mother and he's hiding the beer so she doesn't know. But that's even more disturbing because you know She smells the beer on its breath. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's better. But anyway, also who does a beer right before yoga? Michael and I love that he's embarrassed about be right before yoga. Michael and I love that he's embarrassed about sexual harassing people but he's totally fine being on camera drinking first thing in

the morning. Like what business partners do you have exactly? Well maybe his business partner is Karona. After all he is Australian he should be drinking fosters. Yeah. The Corona is like sorry. He's don't do that. He's like so are Karona. I was just dragging you to suck you down my throat. You met no offense Hugh here wants to grow up at Corona for me and buy a Corona. I mean the camera man's ass. He looks like he wants it so So anyway, so they do this yoga thing and then Ashley It's like time for Ash's big reveal and she like lifts up her sweatshirt and all the letters have fallen off

Unshockingly by the way because she's sweating and it's like covered up her sweatshirt and all the letters have fallen off, unshockingly by the way, because she's sweating and it's like covered up with sweatshirt. So it's all fall, all the letters fell off and her mom, her mom's like in corp's pose. So her mom can't see what's happening. And so she's like, what do I do? So she goes into the bathroom and she's like, I'm gonna pee on a stick instead.

So that's how I'm gonna reveal it. And so she comes out and she's talking with her mom and she's like, wow, that was a great session. And I wanna give you a little gift. I'm like, you're a stick that has all your urine on it. I'll see. It's like, you just peed on a little gift. Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, thanks. But then they had the son of Grand Picture anyway. Why couldn't they just show her that? Yeah, why don't they why don't they be like look you get a special certificate for completing yoga and oh look at the sonogram I like when she goes okay I'm Now support we relax. It just lay down and then she walks off and her mom goes and breathe, right? She goes yeah, I'm breathe like what are you gonna just lay there and hold she walks off and her mom goes and breathe right? She goes, damn breathe. Like what are you going to just lay there and hold your damn breath?

Her mom's dead by the time Ashley comes back out. Yeah, she was like, I think I'm going to fall asleep. Just hold tight, mom, I'm just going to pee on something that you can hold in your hands. Yes, and they show her the picture and the mom's like, why is there an intention? She's like, Michael's trying an intention? She's like, Michael's trying to grab its butt through the stomach. So she's like, oh my God, you guys did it. I've been waiting.

And then Michael goes, now, you can enjoy having a child without doing all the work. That's the best part. Shut up, Michael. Go get the rest of your beer. Be quiet. Yeah. So now we go over to, it's time to start setting up for Karen's party.

And so Karen arrives at the venue and Matt is there again. And he's wearing this hideous blue turtle neck sweater. It's like this blue, it's like a cookie monster blue. It was really a shocking, startorial turn on this show. And he's one of the only people on this show who eats like when they show them passing trays. He's like, yes, what do you think I came here to show off this turtle neck?

See his four orders. They're good enough for me. Matt, no, even I know that's not correct French. So Candice's mom is helping her with the straps on the back of her dress to go. And she's, mom, I'll just do it myself. And the mom's like, well, I don't know why you're acting like a little bitch today, but what ever can't be a- And then Candace turns right to the camera and she goes, you got that, right?

You got that? It's like, yes, he did get it, but we're still not on your side. Yeah, your mom was trying to help you strap up your dress, and then you act with like a dick can. I was like, even, I mean, even if I did understand you can't just decide which is that Dorothy is overbearing and just like trying to control Candace at all times, I don't care because it was still funny that Dorothy said it, and I don't disagree. Yeah, I don't know if it's a gay thing or not, but my, my first go to is always team Dorothy.

Yeah. Listen, I'll tell you what's a gay thing, an overbearing older woman. a gaiting or not, but my my first go to is always team Dorothy. Listen, I'll tell you what's the gaiting and overbearing older woman. We're always going to take it aside. We're always going to be friends with Dorothy. Okay. So just take it. Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm still supporting fade done away in that play that she got fired from. I know.

And even when they added to it and they're like, oh, she got in trouble because she called, she kept calling her personal assistant the little gay man. And I'm like, well, you know, that could be worse. You probably, but that's actually fade down a way making an effort. Yeah. You know what? Like when she threw that salad down on the floor and said the salad deserves to be on the floor and not in my hands. You know what, she has to enders. Are we going to chastiser for that? I don't think so. Maybe the maybe the floor wanted to help the meal I mean yeah, yeah, maybe maybe So, um, so then people start showing up like Monique shows up and Candace and Dorothy arrived at the party and and then all of a sudden Katie walks in Her wig game is back on point. She looks great. She looked

Totally, you know like sharp and with it. So it was a very, very nice moment for Katie, I thought. Yeah, gorgeous. Demption moment. And Karen's like, we're giving Katie a prop departure from the island. And I'm shocked and happy to see her here. And looking good. Mm.

But then Katie is like, I mean, put on a diode and it takes a shower today. I hope that's okay. Don't worry, we have Lad DOM sent to cover it up. So if you ever wanted your arm business, smell like fax toner, here you go. Just keep your arms down. The way that one keeps his finger closed

not the other time after that reason. So like Ashley and Katie have a polite hug. And then Jizzell and Robin are in a car on the way and they're They're speculating whether or not Karen's actually gonna have any perfume there. She goes She's all like I don't think she would embarrass herself and waste all of our time So she's like clearly trying to set Karen up for failure, you know Yeah, like pretending to be the good guy like anticipating that Karen is just gonna mess up and be like, well, she embarrassed herself

and wasted her time after a lot. And Ashley's saying that she doesn't wanna take care of her night by giving her news. So instead she just watched her and going, I am so thirsty, I just need water, just water. I'm thirsty, just water. Water. I'm also a little hungry. Does anyone have any bread or maybe a bun or are the buns still in the oven? The buns are in the oven, right?

I'm so hungry, I could pop. So she's telling us why I'm not telling the girls I'm pregnant because they haven't supported my process We get it then we get a montage of everybody talking about Michael and just outgoing. So are you okay with but squeezing? I hate this whole idea of like people were not like supportive of my process It's like you know, you are so vain to think that anyone cares about your process and cares about learning that you're pregnant, you know Well, maybe that's just a that's me that's a me thing I just realized that a lot of people are really like hearing that someone's pregnant But I you know, I'm like, okay cool

Well, it's not supporting your process. It's not supporting your husband assaulting people Yeah, there's a difference. I just think it assigns so much importance like that what you're about to like like your declaration of your pregnancy is on par with Maybe finding the cure for cancer like well, I have the cure for cancer, but I don't think they deserve it. You know, it's like you I mean I think I You're doing a favor. It's yeah, it's what no because it's one of those things It's like when people are like oh, well, they're lucky if they're invited to my wedding. It's what no because it's one of those things. It's like when people are like, oh, they're lucky if they're invited to my wedding It's like a good. Yeah, I don't want to go to hundreds of dollars on you, you know

Yeah, exactly, you know, I don't know But then again, there are other people that are like wow, I can't believe she didn't tell me she was pregnant I'm like, well, just look at her stomach. Okay, yeah, I'm like all the I'm mad at right now by the way I just just for the for the record for the, I have made myself mad for no reason right now. Really based on nothing. You're mad at the hypothetical baby I'm pregnant with. I know. Exactly. I'm mad at Ronnie for hypothetically not telling me that he's pregnant. So Jizelle and Robin arrive and just I was like, congratsah, congratsah. Did I say it?

congratsah. I want that mark down that I said to Karen. congratsah. Yeah and Karen, Karen has a bottle of La Dom fragrance under a bell jar, which is hilarious. It's like beauty in the beast or something happening over there. Yeah, it was. And you know that thing was on lockdown. I really think that's like bulletproof glass, so Giselle can't get in there and see if it works. I was waiting for Catherine's data Jones to come through like

navigating various lasers to get to it. Yeah, she's like got sticky hands that she's like crawling all over her way. But why was there a need to put a bell jar over it? It's already a jar. You don't need to jar the jar. For the reveal, the reveal. But it's a clear, but it's also a clear glass thing. So you're not revealing anything, which is why I guess Katie was like,

oh, it's like a pre-review, like a pre-agiculation. And Karen goes, I love you, Katie. I love that you just compared my ladom, fragrance, base, and my dearly departed mother to Siemens. That has leaked out of someone's penis before they are ready to shoot their load. And they see Katie and Katie's like, hi, and so Robin's like, well, it's clear

that she's oblivious to just disappearing. I know one person I'm not on fighting on a trip again. Robin, let's stop pretending that you paid for this trip. Okay. You're a woman figuring out how to get a cheaper dump truck for a fucking demo job. Okay. Yeah. No one believes that you paid for a trip to the Cayman Island. So just stop. Yeah. Well, I'm sure Katie will be really sad when she doesn't get invited on your big trip to the Poke Nose next season. Yeah, to get fucking shat on by every single one of you. Yeah, so dissolve course when she sees the bottle in the the bell jar.

She like immediately wants to go for it. So she's trying to take the the jar off because she is that person and Karen blesses us with a security. I loved when she did that yeah and just I was like is it real la the only bottle you know she doesn't own that either hmm we have to call investigators look y'all to museum ma yeah you could just you're only allowed to you're allowed to look at it's it's a museum. Ma. So let's see. Mone eats food. Robin ate it. Exactly.

Wait, it wasn't just that Moneque was eating food. It was that Moneque was eating food in Darthia's like, honey, can I get you any food? And Moneque's like, oh, I'm good. She's like, and Candice, you want me to get you any thing? Oh, okay, I see. You're just going to eat mine. Okay, Candice. Okay, just eat mine. Just candy. Okay. Just eat mine

Just leeching off me. You know that food is not mortgage payments, right? Asher is gonna go sell that shit for mortgage payments later. Yeah, she actually oh Sorry, Candace Candace. Yeah, she's like putting it on Craigslist like Mother's Feet My mother's Feet $9,000. She has no concept of what anything costs. So then the MC gets on the mic and welcomes everyone and a bunch of sort of like semi-naked painted girls walk in and they actually have the LaDom fragrance and this is such a big deal that the producers do like a weird slow-mo fate like

multi-fade to black moment with a lot of boom boom boom sound effects and I thought like someone going to get shot right now yeah it's yeah it's like it's big shocking yeah it's this big shocking scene like is it real is it real and then their gold ladies they're all painted in gold. And Dorothy goes, that is so high tech! What was she talking about? Because they're painted gold. I don't know how that was high tech, but that wasn't funny. She's like, she's just... Look, it's robots. I'm sitting in the movie so many times and finally now which one is friends with Hayley Joe Lawsman I'm sure all these robots can pay for their own mortgages without their mother

Yeah, Tara movie shots I wrote down so then just I'll get some so now they're all smell like it on themselves and Karen's like fan it fan it, fan it, fan it. So everyone's like, oh, I like it. I actually like it. Yeah. And then it comes to just all saying, in my mind, I'm about a good 32, 35, top 36 years old, but after I got sprayed down, I'm about 73, 74. I'm giving grandma. And Ashley says, my mom will love it. And Karen goes, it's a, it's a scent that doesn't stun you when you open the door it will

Follow you. I'm like basically you're describing this as a fart. Yeah, the second you handed to people You say you have to fan it first like a fart and then the second thing is it follows you like a fart You need to really talk to Matt about marketing okay I know and I love that She is she also has her marketing bullet points because she goes the the dom sent is a signature send for all women Like it's a signature send of what isn't signature like the the generic brand for like costs. Oh, that's Kirkland Cirtles like a and Kirkland signature. Yeah, I think she's thinking of like some Costco Fucking Ziploc bags that she got just like

like a signature look her clint it just all goes it smells good how are it on Thursdays Thursdays are my own lady day but Karen she goes oh Karen you know I love you, I love you, I'm proud of you. And Karen's like, you know, I accept it. We're enemies, kisses. Karen, because this is such a big night for you,

I've decided to defer my argument with you about the fact that this is not really your perfume, it belongs to investors and we will table that for next season. So, at Cudover to Ashley going, I am so thirsty, I wish there was only water and not corona to drink. I am sooo poooosh, so sooo poooosh. Wow, and I'm hungry. Don't you kind of wish there was a store coming along that we could eat? We could eat a store? Does anyone have any formula? I mean water.

I was just listening to my favorite song of the 90s baby, baby I forget the rest of lyrics, but I'll just keep saying baby baby over and over again Baby mind don't you cry I need some water please Robyn's like I've never seen her to social function without a corona in her hand so Robyn is like are you pregnant she, no, it is just an overall detoxification. Yeah. I'm just detoxifying today because I want to, because I want to, I'm pregnant. No, shit.

So then just, oh, Sadie, oh, of course, it's like, she pregnant. So like that pre-nat was almost up. Ah, what has been five years? Slid that right in there. My gnashing can do whatever she wants to, okay? She got her baby. Yeah, exactly.

So then Karen starts making a speech. And one thing that we did not acknowledge is that Karen is wearing a crazy Lacey jumpsuit. And I am 100% sure that that has to be another creation from that guy Was his name Padram the guy does nini who did um, oh Yeah, doily stuff with the skin tone that is doily jumpsuit shit that like apparently real housewives love mainly because it's probably free Yes, they love free shit. It's like Matt and a cucumber sandwich. I love the cucumber sandwich now that we're building around him.

Cause you just know that Karen, that's her fancy idea. So that's what fancy people do. Cucumber sandwiches call subway and tell them just cucumber. That's also be the name of my next fragrance, cucumber and a pot ofy between the just the cucumber I want to say how much when you get it right in front of you You just have to wave it for a while wave it for a while and then I wanted to follow you as you want So Karen is like well as all of you know I my mother passed and I want to make this sent an honor of her, so therefore you are not allowed to make fun of it, because I just told that story.

So, let me get on with the business of doing business. I thought of that last night, isn't it thoughtful? Business of doing business? Get it everyone? It's a play on words, no? No? I just want to remind you that I based this cent on a 97 year old woman. Okay, now I'd also like to thank my friends and especially Jizelle! Jizelle, who asked me questions that kept me on track. I'm like all it took was one fake apology from Jizelle and now you're publicly announcing her as your best friend again. Come on.

I know. And I'm happy to announce that in spring 2019, I will be popping up in a national retail store. So stay tuned. You can buy it there. I can't say what it is yet, but it rhymes with sh-t smart. It rhymes with Mala me. I'm not sure. And she's a... It rhymes with Kredio-Shack.

It rhymes with Witch Witch. Actually, that is the story, but... Nevermind. It rhymes with Witch Witch, and we will be getting cucumber sandwiches from you next time. We tried to broker a deal with Quiznos, but it turns out that when the Lodon fragrance is sent through a toaster, it does not quite smell the same. Should've known after Ray's microwave incident, but... ...live you learn. Anyway, look for us at Bronton Code Factory!

We're not just scouts, and they're not kidding, eh? So we'll be seeing you about Superstation So everyone claps and just sells like which one which store we ever gonna find out the store did she say the store Anybody here the name of the store And Robin goes I guess everyone I guess everyone. So she sounds like, well, none of my questions, we'll answer to you tonight. Does she own her business?

So she goes over the camera. I was sipping coffee and I thought that you were going to follow up with another question. So apologies for the dead air, but it's very Karen. It follows you, dead air. No, no, no, that's actually what I'm called, my next fragrance, dead air. It's for podcasters. So, yeah, so now we can start going into like the end of season,

like wrap up, like the little boxes when they put women in the box and they give an update. So, Karen's is, the LaDom fragrance made its pop up debut in Bloomingdale's with business booming. The Grand Dom has moved back to her old Potomac zip code, but none of the women have invited her over for pizza. So she got into Bloomingdale's, I mean, she probably got into one Bloomingdale's, like she probably had a little table in the corner at like the Potomac Bloomingdale's for like a week. Yeah, she was by the Costco chicken samples. Yeah, but yeah, I wonder if she's still in there because

yeah, it makes it sound like well, she had to pop up the end. Yeah, I'm sure there'll be much more to hear about the Le Dom fragrance next year. Well, yesterday she posted on Instagram. She's like, well, there's been a mistake on the website. We got so much traffic It crashed so stay tuned This is gonna be appearing on a very major Website coming up next. It's gonna be firefest.com featuring Le Dom posted on the fancier store online Instagram the fancier store online Instagram. So now it's like one month later and Monique gave birth to her baby, her baby boy named

Chase, which is exciting. Yeah, and just like she could only own half a percent, I don't care. I'm proud of her. At least she did something. Oh, about Karen. Yeah. And then let's see, the kids are already handing money to the babies ready to eat. Shut up. Yeah. Oh, and she tells her kids, the codger nails are disgusting. I was gone two days and you've got snottie nizzes and dirty nails. I'm looking forward to non-pregnant

money coming back next season because, because you know when she's not pregnant She can really be a firebrand although she was I did find her to be quite enjoyable Pregnant, but I just feel like watching her get real crazy will be even more fun next next season Yeah, when she can actually take chase somebody down instead of just throwing a beer bottle Yeah, so they Monique and Chris get sort of a weird update. It goes, Monique and Chris are now a party of five since their son Chase was born. Monique and Chris also got a parrot,

and like a true Samuel, he's always talking. I'm like, the parrot, the parrot got like equal billing as the new baby. Yeah, that parrot really won this one. That parrot won the season, for sure. Like if, if, like we better be seeing a lot of that parrot next season, okay, because now I'm intrigued. I want to know. Ha ha ha.

So, Kat is wrote a check for her mortgage and then for her. So that thinks between her and her mother have taken a turn for the worst. She won't even answer her mom's calls anymore. Yeah, they communicate through Chris, who I'm sure it loves that. Yeah. Which means the mom comes in for a free duck quesity, and that's it. Now, why is Candice refusing her mom's calls? Oh, God, because Candice paid one month of her mortgage, and now she feels like she doesn't have to put up with her mother anymore.

Yedi, it's so obnoxious. And now, a month later from that, we go to Robin wearing a turban, which is really a bold twist at the end of the season She's wearing a turban with her mom and Borea swanson I'm not Gloria Fucking swanson Gloria

Um, yeah, so she sold her flip for a 36k profit It's hard for me to believe I'm not gonna lie. She's that was a long long flip What I can't I have, what's harder to believe that they had a $36,000 profit or that they sold their, their flip. Not to rob a thousand profit. Yeah. So she and Juan are still moving in a positive direction.

Looks like the tattoos will be replaced by rings very soon, maybe in a retail store in 2019. Yeah, yeah. That ring on a, we will be on her finger. The second that lidon gets into Barney's. Okay. Yeah, exactly. So now two months later, Giselle is moving into her new house, her flip. She's, which is exciting. It's moving along much faster than Robbins. And Giselle is $30,000 over budget on her house renovation. She's also remodeling her love life

with a very unexpected old flame, even Dr. Ken approves of this election. Do we know who this is? Are we going to- Sure, ex-husband. Really? Yeah, supposedly it's her ex-husband, the preacher. I cannot believe her.

Wow. That's what I've read on Elle Internet. Don't know if it's true or not, but that's what I heard that it's her ex-husband. Jiselle also made some waves this week because apparently she sat in the front row of the new Dave Chappelle special on Netflix. So there's a lot of them. I believe with her ex-husband.

Oh, wow. Yeah, wow. So who knows Jiselle but Yikes, okay? But then again, you know, you're married to a pig and then you go dating again and then you realize, oh, they're all pigs, okay? I'll just go back to the pig I know, you know? Yeah, I'm just glad it's not Sherman again.

Oh God, me too, I hope it's not Sherman. Let's see who Jacelle's dating. Should we look, just so we can give people accurate information? I suppose. I mean, it has no level of interest on my part, but I think it's a brand, boy, friends. Oh my God, I just looked it up. She's dating Mackenzie Childs. That's crazy.

It just all brand response to rumors. She's getting back together with her ex husband, Jamal. Let's see what she says. She says, ah. She promptly shut down the speculation during watch what happens live. We're very close. We have a great relationship. We're great. But we're just great friends. We're not officially back together. Anything like that. So who knows? Kate, who is the love life situation about what are they talking about? What are you talking about? Bravo. I don't know. That's how they get you to click. Wow, I guess we'll find out. And then finally, we see Ashley at a baby shower

about a month later. And we hear Ashley and Michael recently gave birth to a son, Dean Michael Darby, which that sounds like a generic character actor. Oh, and Dean Michael Darby. Oh, I love his work, but I can never remember what he looks like. I know, but I loved him in Dexter. It was hard for me to get used to him being the gay guy in six feet under, but you know, it worked.

Yeah, you know, I never really thought his career would get much traction after kept grabbing everyone's asses, but it turns out people found it charming in the future. He ended up doing really well after sunset beats. Yeah, I'm, I'm like oddly invested in the, in the TV career He ended up doing really well after sunset beach. Yeah, I'm oddly invested in the in the TV career of Dean Michael Darby. Dean Michael Darby coming soon. Dean. So their restaurant is closed with doors and the only shift Ash is working is the night shift because baby Dean has her up every hour. And I'm having sex with Michael! So much sex!

And that brings us to the end of real ass-wise of ProTermic. Yeah, the reunion is gonna start up next week and it looks absolutely amazing, so we'll be covering that, of course. And go to watchrocraftpins.com to get tickets to all our live shows. We'll have more details about Denver tomorrow. And guess what? It's not just Denver tomorrow. We're also announcing another city too. And our video this week will be Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Real Housewives of Dallas, which should be pretty fun. So join us on Craftsman's Land and we'll talk to you next time guys, bye everyone.

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