Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Love the Sinner, Hate the Cenote

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

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Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben, and that's joining me today. The wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronnie Caram. Hi Ronnie, how are you?

Good. What's going on over there? Happy Monday. Oh, everything is great just gearing up for a whole new week of podcasting. What's going on with you? Same thing, baby. I actually am coming out of a cocoon of watching all of the traders in one weekend over on peacock, bad raw peacock television decided to take a competition show where there's a surprise twist mystery ending that they don't want anyone to spoil and posted it all in the same day.

Yeah. Yeah. That was a net with you. Did you get spoiled? Just pretend I'm in charge of a Bravo, uh, Bravo programming right now. This is me coming into the meeting. How the fuck shows to do a mystery show all on one day? You fucking with. I know I would have fired everybody and sent them the fuck out,

except for the people who came up with the show because it's a fucking great show. Yeah, wait, so did you get spoiled? Is that we are alluding to? No, but it forces you to watch it all in one week. Right. Because even if you're just going online, someone will say, oh, is anybody watching the traders? Because I'm on episode seven and so and so is so funny. So you already know who's not, you know,

there's no way to not spoil the show. You know, you know what? Well, you know it. I kicked off by episode seven, you know? Well, you know who deserves a big thumbs down is Vulture. I was lucky. I did not get, I did not get spoiled.

But Vulture, this is excluding Brian Moilin's recaps because Brian Moilin's doodifully recapping every single episode. But Vulture had an article that headline was literally so and so explains how they won traders. Like that is the headline with a photo of that person. And I'm like, are you crazy? Like how would you like, like, why would you run that as a headline? It was so rude. And it was like that went up on Saturday or Sunday. I mean, it's crazy. On the road, like they should then cut Vulture off from all screeners and all press.

What an idiotic. Like you want this to grow by word or what? Why wouldn't you do it week to week? First of all, this is totally something people would be talking about week to week. Instead of blowing your load all in one fucking day, like one in consequence, all day, by the way, it's like January, what, 14th or something, like, who cares? What is this? I was so annoyed with that whole company. I was like, who is running you? Are there monkeys in a barrel, just like peddling a bicycle? Who is making these decisions over there? Yeah, that, I mean, I, I was okay with it because I loved the show so much that I literally

could not stop watching it. So I, I really, I watched like one episode Friday night just to see what it was all about. And then I was like, oh my God, and then I watched it all through Saturday. I mean, entire Saturday was dedicated to it. Yeah, it was a really good show. I loved it. So on the positive note, great show, guys.

Just maybe don't ruin your own chances of like getting people to get into it. I do and get all at one time, but fantastic show. We actually wanted to cover that show here on Crappens, but when they release 10 at once, we can't, it's pointless because by next week nobody cares, you know? Yeah, exactly. But what we're going to do is for the bonus episode this week on Patreon. We're going to talk about the show and we'll talk about really everything and everything that was notable to us. I have some really distinct opinions.

I'm also really glad Ronnie, this is the first time I feel like we've binge something and sync together in a long time. Yeah, yeah, it really was. Usually it's like years apart. We both have some like stubborn part of us. It's like oh really you're into that well, I'm not other things and then it takes like two years before we finally give in and watch each other's shit Yeah, but this time we were in sync. So we're gonna talk about that

But today we're actually not talking about traders. We're here to talk about real housewives of Potomac But today we're actually not talking about traders. We're here to talk about Real Housewives of Potomac. Also, just wanted to say that tomorrow, we have two more shows, our final two shows that we're adding to the Cheetah Brand Tour. So, keep an eye on an ear out for those. If you missed last week's editions, we added San Diego, St. Paul, Chicago, and Columbus

to our schedule. All those tickets, everything is on sale right now. Thank you to everyone who's already bought a ticket. It really means a lot to us. Really looking forward to some packed houses. Once we, I mean, we start riding the road and like, gosh, Ronnie, it's like two weeks from now. It's not crazy.

It's wild. Two, we're going, it's in two weeks, two and a half weeks from now. Is that crazy? It's wild. To we're going, it's in two weeks, two and a half weeks from now. Our first show of this tour is happening in Austin. Yeah. Yep. It's happening. This is how time works. It's how time just time just keeps on to fucking rolling. Donate. I know. So yeah, I'm really excited. We get to start in my hometown. God knows what we're over gonna end up really time will tell. All right, I'm excited to tell you now because we're not peacock.

I'm really excited to see baby gorgeous in person personally. Finally get to meet the fish. Well, he's very excited. He's we're recording. So he's just swimming all around the place. He loves record or he's terrified. I'm not really sure what he thinks when we start recording,

but he gets to swim in and flicking that ball, grab gamm all over the bowl. So he'll love to meet you. I'm excited. So anyway, are you ready to jump into Real House? Was it Potomac? Is there anything else? Anything else?

No, Potomac it is. Let's do it. Potomac it is. So we're here in the middle of a Mexican vacation. We're into loom. Last week I think I asked, I was like, where are they? And it turns out they're into loom, which is like the city of intrigue on southern hospitality. And we, the Bravo producers are so shady because in the previous leagues, they showed everyone

the women with a shaman again, and they once again showed the close up of Robyn's track just hanging out of her head. I was like, oh, they're just going to use that footage as long as they can. There's no amount of positive spiritual energy that fix bad tracks. No, no, let's just do that's it. Robyn, that's your road. Walk your road with pride. That was for me with my conk. road, walk your road with pride. That was for you with my conk. Robin, your fiance is cheating on you. Doesn't love you and isn't going to marry you. And could possibly be held liable for hundreds of thousands of dollars in the terrible sexual

harassment case. I'm like the worst shaman ever. Just mean shaman. You're mean. I'm like the worst salmon ever. Just mean shaman. You're mean. Turning people apart. There is no such thing as healing. I'm gonna stand on the beach of taloom. Just come to this shaman for some fucking truth. Hey, do I got a peacock out here?

Any peacocks? Come on up, step right up. I mean, that's how you really heal is by facing the truth, right? Yeah. Hard truths. Hard, you're a hard shaman. From a really bitchy gay guy. Just the way everybody needs to be told the truth.

Cause this and even gay guys are being afraid of being told the truth by really bitchy gay guys, you know? Yeah, but like, for some reason when bitchy gay guys tell hard truths, people think it's hilarious. It's like, you know what? You're stupid. Your husband's going to drag into a pit of hell and your track is off. Oh my god, it's hilarious. It's like, you know what? You're stupid. Your husband's gonna drag him to a pit of hell and your track is off. Oh my god, he's hilarious.

Fabulous. Or you know, sometimes you get the opposite or even if you're being my sick. Oh my god, that guy's so bitchy. You know what I'm saying? Good morning. Oh my god, he called me fat. Fuck that guy.

Get him off the road. Get him off the street. I don't even want him living on the street. Can we add no bitchy gay guys onto the H.O.A. Thanks. That's true, which is always misinterpreted. We're misunderstood. Misunderstood. So, anyway, Karen and Shasha are fighting. In case anyone forgot, they're like having a full-on table slamming duel. They're both slamming the table with their hands and shouting at each other. That's where we pick up again this week. Now, this is kind of like for musical fans who know

Folly's, you know, some musical about a bunch of old stars to kind of meet back up to prove that they've still got it. This is kind of Karen and Jazeal. I mean, not Karen and Jazeal. Karen and Jazele. I mean, not Karen and Jazele. Karen and Shasha just standing in the middle of a center stage with, you know, sequence, just both trying to do a time step. I don't need this from you. Okay. I don't need a Karen and Cherice fight from 30 years ago that nobody's fault. Nobody is watching this show to find out why Cherice is mad at Karen. Cherice is mad at Karen because she got kicked off the show after putting it together all those years ago.

And Karen hates Serees because Serees told everybody that Karen was fucking around with some dude with blue eyes. The end. Why do we need another five part of this? Because otherwise we have nothing. So we have this.

We have that's true. You should teach, you should teach nature in school. I'd be like, why aren't you trees? Because otherwise there's nothing. Next, next question. I'm the despondent shaman. You hurt because if you don't hurt, you feel nothing.

You give hard truth. I just say, I just give bleak answers. You can either heal or you can die. So yeah, this is the they're fighting. I mean, by the way, you're absolutely right. This is this is one of those episodes where there's a fight that's about what's not happening on screen. Right? Like this is really about like a larger issue. So, um, so they're screaming at each other and Sasha's slamming the table on Karen's like, show them who you are. I keep my mother's name, I'll jump fucking mouth.

Yeah, Karen trying to make it like someone just called her mama bitch, you know, so that's what Karen's doing. And the series is just screaming like random housewives things because she doesn't really know what to say. So she's going, fake booty, fake ass bitch. You fake ass booty, fake ass bitches who you are a reservation. And Karen's like, oh really calling my mother a bitch from hell with one leg. How dare you disrespect my mother. You've been asking for and now you got it. You got it, Missy.

I just slammed the table in front of a toaster Look the harder you slam the table the higher the nachos fly in the air. It's exciting boom Yeah, so sorry, she's like bring up my mother go ahead and disrespect her You've been asking for and she's like asking for what you see at the wicks Oh, don't ever put my mother's name in the amount. Well, I've put your mother's name in your mouth. When you talking about your mother's name in your mouth, she's like, don't you have a disrespect? My mother. So this fight makes no sense because nobody disrespected her mother. So Sheree

says trying to like get her to be specific because she didn't disrespect her mother. And then we finally get to it. Karen says, Sheree says, what did I do that was disrespectful to your mother? And Karen says, well, I question your genuineness. This is the people when you show it off to the funeral of my mom. And Robin's like, I'm so confused. What is she talking about? So Karen says that when Shasha showed up at her mom's funeral, like Karen was not friends with Shasha at that time.

And she was not invited and Sheree made it very important to Lino head into my limo with my family to let me know that she was at my mother's funeral and my aunt told me as long as Sheree's never it up on television that she was coming from a good place. Well, guess what? Security. We have the footage. About to bring it up on television, I should, uh, I should articulate. It's just a picture of Sri Stan get a bus stop alone. Rethivations.

Um, so Candace asked why it was offensive that she went to thisand and get a must-stop alone. Rethevation. So, Candice asked why it was offensive that she went to this funeral and Karen's like, well, I didn't find it offensive until she brought it up at your one year anniversary for whatever it was that you had one year at. And so we see this one year anniversary party. What was this? Oh, what was her? That was their one year wedding anniversary, I think. Oh, God, I feel like those two have been together forever already. I know. I know. I know. Because there are forever couple.

Yeah. It seems like 20 years ago that they were like, I want to glue roses to the ceiling. Yeah. Whatever they were doing. Yeah. Like, I can't believe it's already been so long. I can't believe the one year anniversary party was three years ago. Timelines on the housewives are so weird because they, it's like, when they put timestamps on the show

when they say three years ago or something, it's like three years ago from when we watch it. But then, like, when it was actually filmed, it was like nine months ago to a year ago, and then they're referring to things that to them was two years ago. That's why I feel like kids go through college at such a crazy rate on the show because we see them going off to college, but by the time we see that, they've already pretty much finished their freshman year. So then all of a sudden they're like graduating and it feels like they've only been in college

for two years, but somehow four years have gone by and it just sort of like bends all the rules of space and time. Yeah, I think the timestamps on this show get fillers wherever the ladies do. Because you're waiting for it. If you just look at pictures, especially when they show their pictures in the flashback show, whoa, whoa, especially Karen Karen has some crazy looks going back and forth throughout the years. Like she gets face listed.

And then I think literally gets face lowers, but then lifts the gaps. It's like they put her face on one of those like air air things where like you can press a button and it'll go higher. And or if you're playing like a song you want to get down a dirty with, you can hit another button and it'll be like, how's it going? I'm not sure. But it's like they moved, it's like they used to, they did, they made her adjustments in her on her face in Photoshop,

but they didn't know that there was an undo button. So they're like, let's move it this way. Mm, that's not quite working for me. It's like, well, you can hit undo. Like, no, no, no, we'll just move back into place and then they've like moved it into the wrong place and it's just like they're trying to fix, it's just like a trail of face that's happening on the original

Document I'm not sure not sure if that's actually really what happened, but so I think that her Aunt Bell is right basically I think that Sherees. Yes, Sherees. You don't talk to Sherees. Yes. It's kind of fishy She shows up at some funeral now of course. It's nice in general to show up at someone's mom's funeral be like I'm sorry, but of course Karen is on a show general, just show up at someone's mom's funeral. I'll be like, I'm sorry. But of course, Karen is on a show. Sherees is trying to get back onto. And so I think Aunt Bell had it right when she said, listen, she's coming from a good place unless she goes on TV and uses this against you in some kind of fight, which we saw

Sherees do at this one year anniversary party three years ago, where she showed up to the party. It was like, Karen, I'm the only person that's been there for you. No one else with it, Jim Mother's funeral, which basically invalidated every good thing that she did. So I'm with Karen, fuck Cherice. She's she's trying too hard and trying to get on the show. I mean, I don't know. I'm like very split on this because I do think Sherees is trying to be on the show. I do think as Jazeal pointed out later on, like that's a long way to go to go cloud chasing. That's a long way, which may speak to desperation, true, but I also feel like Karen is also the sort of person who will declare like, I was the only one who went that for you. Like she, you know, she does many performative things just that way she can claim that she

was like, how was that feel for this? I did this. I went to the, I went to the, she wants to want to help Monique sell something at the whatever that that Monique was selling something at the same place that just L was selling her ever-yout beauty and Karen went there for Monique was selling something at the same place that Giselle was selling her ever-gift beauty and Karen went there for Monique, et cetera. And Karen doesn't wanna go to that thing, but she does it because she wants,

it's like building allies. So Karen has a track record of doing it too. And she specifically is suspicious of Sherees doing it because it's what Karen does. And so since it's what Karen knows, she assumes everyone does it. So I don't know, I don't think it's as cut and dry. I don't think that trees is maybe totally innocent, but I also don't think it was a fully

malevolent deed on trees as part. I do. And as far as having like three, you know, a three hour drive, what's your race doing? Shankot should do. You know, could I put a decent book on tape on there? It's worth it trying to get back on TV. That's a nice thing. Yes. Either way, it's a stupid fight. You know,

yeah. So, and we all know, you can never be 100% on Karen's side because no one said to do think about Karen's mother and Karen just keeps yelling like somebody called her mother every bad word in the book and, you you know fat. And it's like making your mama sit around the house jokes, you know? Like Karen's really taking it to a completely different level. So you can't completely be on her side either. Right. Yeah. So, um, anyways.

So Karen is like, we know anyone who attends someone, someone's friends, mother's funeral for self-purpose Which is just to say I was there for you. Fuck you. Fuck you and Sheree is like well, I said you weren't being a good friend because I was there for her And she wasn't there for me and she wanted to change it and say, say, if that's something about her mother, but I think Karen wants to convince other people that I have ill intentions, both these using these scenarios as an excuse. I was there to be supportive of that funeral

because nobody else was there. I'm like, oh, wow, that's so brave of you, Sherees. You went where no one else would go. But how did you know that nobody else going to be there? You know, right? I don't understand her logic. So Robyn's, you know, Robin is now jumping on this because she's always trying to get Karen for no reason. I will never understand Robyn's beef with Karen, but I think it's hilarious because she's always like, oh, so Karen, then you've been lying saying we're good and we've grown apart and all that type of stuff. You just were using funeral jealousy.

Karen's like, well, that was my reason. Yes, that was my reason for going up hot five years ago. And just, this is when just I was like, who clout chases going for? I was away. No cameras, no men land, no man's land. That's like, Chase, never. That's actually a friend that drove to support you, Karen. Just say thank you. Maybe they're just so used to driving five hours to get to Robin's house that like the act of driving three hours to Surrey counties, like not that big of a deal anymore. And Karen's like, well, this is beyond this, you've been banned from public events because you have attacked people's families. You have tried to destroy people's families, Rory.

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So, Sasha goes, who? And then slams the table. She's like, I'm going to bring the table for the moment back because that was fun. Who have I attacked? And Karen's like, oh, slam the table. You're known for that. You drag people. That's not even through. Oh, people are trying to reclaim their reputations after you. Shasha,

the terrible destroying families and reputation left and right. In this community, you are known for slamming tables. Imagine that being your reputation. They're making it sound like she's like Joe McCarthy. So the music makes some weird like, oh, really? Like it's in a hard rock mode because they're supposed to be like really fighting now. And she's like, oh, yeah, well, what about you, thang? You have friends who you don't even deal with anymore. And do I come to the table and repeat that they had to get you out of rehab and all of that stuff? No, I don't. It's like, the Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Auto Truck fight song on the TV. Long day. Maybe they were just filming this at like a Caboabo, you know, like, cause that's owned by, isn't that owned by the guy, the former lead singer of Van Halen, Sammy Hagar.

Maybe they're just like Sammy Hagar in the background, be like, oh, there's a fat going on. Turn on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on on, on, beat the table like a badass in the community.

Now, I will say that if Karen is accusing you of going around destroying people's reputations and like your reputation is that you destroy other people's reputations, maybe the best retort is not to tell us, you know, I know she's been the rehab because I know her friend and her friends all the live in Potomac and many years ago Karen went to rehab in Florida and my friends went down to Florida and they got about a rehab and they Potted like well see now you're just spreading vicious rumors again But also you're giving us probably four or five girls that should be cast over you, you know what I mean? Like sure is don't make literally even people we don't know some more exciting from than you.

Because Karen did in fact have to go to rehab and she has a few friends who went and broke her out of rehab to go party the rest of the weekend. Boom, there's our cast. Yeah, and that's kind of your undermine in your own case. You're trying to prove that you were there for Karen Well, you weren't there for her when she needed you most which is when she was stuck in rehab And he did someone to spring her out of the joint Yes, and so Karen's like already rehab then oh you want to do this? You want to do it? Let's let's do this. I can't even go to a safe way now

Then they start to play clown music, because even the music's like, what the fuck is she talking about now? And me, it goes, why are you going the same way? And Josh is like, I'm breaking up families. You're fucking a man that is married and I'm breaking up families.

She's like, no, listen, this has nothing to do with Rusty at Safeway. I didn't even bring up Rusty at Safeway. Who's that? Who's that? I said, no, listen, this has nothing to do with the rusty at safe weight. I didn't even bring up rusty at safe weight. Who was that? Who's that? I said, no one. I said, no one. You're also dusty and beat up. Surrey, Syris, say what you need to say, Syris, you can't touch me. Syris, you can't touch me. So I raised and Robin's like, whoa, here we are.

We get about the boyfriend. And everyone's like, no comment because they've all heard about this boyfriend that Karen has. And Karen's like, is the reason not just ruined one family and all in multiple families many, many unsafe way. That's where they stop unsafe way. I need to know where safe way comes in. Can somebody explain the safe way? Yeah. So is Karen suggesting that she goes to safeway and everyone's staring at her because

they've heard rumors about blue eyes is that what's happening. She's like, I can't even go to a neighborhood grocery store that claims to be just a sumble store but has prices as expensive as Whole Foods. I can't even go there anymore. I guess. Well, none of this is making sense. So Robbins like, well, I'm going to guess that the shaman didn't work. And shaman. No one clocked around that shaman. Well, it worked on Ashley, yeah. And Ashley's like, yeah, healing isn't always pretty. Sometimes healing has to get very down and gritty. And she's like, it was gritty tonight, honey. You are right. You all communicated down.

And now I see a rainbow. Yeah. Yeah. I was just like, yeah, it's there. I mean, like you have to use binoculars to see it, but there's definitely a rainbow somewhere or someplace. So then Candace is like, the Candace decides that in the spirit of healing

she wants to work on Mia and Jacqueline. So Jacqueline's like, I don't want to voice this in front of you all. I mean, I've told her that we're better than this and I just met you all and me and her can have this conversation alone. And everyone's like, okay, cool. We're not going to push it. We don't care enough. Yeah. So 30 minutes later, Candice is in the bar hanging out with some of the girls

and they're dancing to her songs. And that would tell lobby. Everyone's greatest proudest moment. Yeah. Seeing dancing a drive back in the lobby. We're also, by the way, continuing to get white lotus style interstitials of waves crashing in slow motion with eerie music and drumming. You know, it's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, it's like very, very white lotus. Like someone's really gonna die tonight.

Or Aubrey Plaza's gonna walk in and start nagging someone. Yeah, Aubrey Plaza's just gonna come in here and Aubrey Plaza. Like what? Is it like a buffet? I hate my fad. Jacuna Mia are like, they're ridiculous.

Like they have such a bad relationship. Their relationship is not as good as ours, right? The ex-apprepulaged. So then, um, me and Jack, uh, Jacqueline go have their talk in one of their rooms. And he's like, I'm right. Well, you want to talk to me. And Jacqueline's like, what went down to date was on X, laptop, Paul. How dare you saying I don't have friends. I know you were upset about our little tat,

but to take it to this level and make an accusation, you were insinuating Gordon and I, like, come on, how far are we gonna take this? Are you just gonna tell lies? And Jack was like, and Mia was like, wow, what was the lie? And Jackson's like, are you serious right now? And she's like, yeah, but what was the lie?

And she's like, well, you know, saying that I opened my legs to married men. And Mia's like, just on it, it's good, move on. She's like, that is disgusting. And she's like, well, I'm trying to help you. Am I getting you to say the truth, but you don't want to listen. So I I'm trying to help you. Am I getting you to save the truth, but you don't want to listen. So I guess I can't help you.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. And so then Jacqueline's like, oh, really? And so Gordon wasn't married when you got with him. She said, well, he was and I owned it. I slept with the married man. See, no big deal. So basically, I mean, what I'm reading through this is that like yeah, Jacqueline has probably slept with some married men, but she's not something she wants to really put out there on TV and me is like I don't care if you don't want to put it out on TV

I'm putting that on TV because that's the way we roll on this show and Jacqueline's not happy about it. So she's like this relationship is done. It's done. You sold your soul not happy about it. So she's like, this relationship is done. It's done. You sold your soul. And that's that. Those two still trying for something that nobody cares about.

Yeah, no one cares about it, but I do think that in a weird way, I think me as kind of a shitty friend because like, if that's your best friend and you see that this was something that she did not really want to put on the air, that's when you, that's when you, for the sake of your friendship, backped a little bit and be like, oh yeah,

I was just like, I meant this instead or whatever or something. And like, she's like, nope, nope, you have to own it. I brought you on this TV show, you have to own it, and I'm happy to, you know, destroy your friendship for this stupid point. Yeah, I still don't even really know what the fight's about. So I can't really take a side. From what I'm getting from it, Mia's just mad that she has to be bothered with her children's nanny scheduling

because the sister, Jacqueline's sister, is the nanny. And so Mia's mad that she has to share her nanny with the biological nieces enough to use a for nanny. So I think that's the whole fight to me. Otherwise to me, it's like you're both, you know, stock people at Walmart, but then one of you gets moved up to Target and then you really start looking down on the Walmart one because you're like, Target's fancier. So, that you lose there.

And so I would say that Mia is like in the target aisle. She's like, look at the difference between R&L amps and EURL amps. Sadness. I think that's a very apt analogy. I applaud that. So, now it's the morning and Jacqueline's eating breakfast and all sad. And Ashley is setting up yoga towels on the beach. And it's like, you know, they're going to be doing like their activity for the day.

So of course, no one wants to actually do yoga on the beach. So everyone's coming up with excuses not to be there. Like Karen's just hiding off in a cabana. I was like, not interested, not for me. No, thank you. No, thank you. Well, let me say you're on the cabana. Yeah, I like that people on this show are like, no.

Yeah. They're like, we're down to do things. We're not doing hot sandy yoga. We already did this shaman, and we're gonna be going swimming in like a pond later. So this is it. We're gonna have a nice breakfast. Yeah, they just say no.

You know, they're like, no, won't be doing that. So Karen finds a place to sit and Candace comes to find her. And they start talking about how me and Jacqueline went to talk and Karen's very hopeful for them. And you know, it's just kind of one of those episodes, not really a lot's going. This is an episode where everyone's really trying to find a fight, but no one really can. So they just kind of wander around Mexico. So then Mia is telling Jacelle about her fight. And she's like, well, aren't fine to unusually like find the next thing, but when she involves other people, and it just becomes hard to forget, even harder, it'll forget. just becomes hard to forgive. Even harder, not for a game.

Well, you're the one who took it to the next level by saying keep your legs closed to married man, you know? So Jacqueline tells us, when I was younger, Mia was more down to earth. Like now Mia's a whole different person. It's all about like having businesses she has. Like she's a boss and I just, I feel like I can't trust her right now. I'm gonna say it. I'm going to a private car, a tractor. Yeah. I'm gonna do it.

And so then Ashley's like, Karen, Candice, Karen, Candice, are you guys ignoring me? Candice is like, mm-hmm. They just completely ignore her. Karen's like, I'm good. What's gonna have a good time right here? I mean, you know. So then Candace asks how her hands are after all that table bagging. She's like, I don't recall bringing you a table. I remember seeing the table got banged.

I don't remember my hands hovering over the table and table rising up and hanging my hands, but I don't actually remember putting my hands on the table itself. I thought that that's not that happened. And Candace is like, so how are you in Shree's gonna be? And she's like, well, I'm gonna take my glasses off because I want to be very genuine with you. Okay, my glasses are off. I'm looking at you. You can see my genuineness in my eyes. Last night proved I was right not to trust. Hold on, there's some sand in my eyes. Is ruining the genuineness of this moment. Hold on one second. Let me just get that. Flack of sand at hand.

We're back to being genuine. OK, listen, we are not friends. And we do not have friends, but we do have friends within this group. And so I could be cordial. I could be cordial. OK, sunglasses are going on. I'm being back to insincere.

So, Dan, the beach Ashley is showing them how to do Kundalini and see a psych. Yeah Kundalini is like the deepest meditation that goes inside your sexuality in your vagina and I've been doing it for years and personally I haven't experienced anything but I'm trying. I'm trying. Have you heard of Kundalini before? I never heard of Kundalini. Yeah, really?

Yeah, I've never heard of that. I've never heard of Kundalini before. Well, someone needs to tune up, Ben. Sounds like I know what I'm getting for your birthday, little. Birthday. Hello. Sounds like some of I know what I'm getting you for your birthday that'll Burt day It'll just be asked like during a Kundalini tape Kundal I'm looking at it right now Kundalini meditation. Wow

It reminds me of Linda Carter,olini, I have to say. What if there was like a yoga that was based off of Linda Cardolini? I would imagine it would be as terrified as Michael as a regular Kundalini. I know. Should we do about murdering Michael? What do we do about the fact that we murdered Michael?

But now we're friends, even though we shouldn't be friends But we're unlikely friends and I really love you Christina applegate even those shows only getting three seasons Just her processing her emotions the chance I'm going over her career Why was my a bigger part of the ending of bloodline when I gave so much to that show and they just kind of broke me off like wow She's responsible so she's not even worth covering now Remember I was actually in madman Wow

From Velma to madman wow, and now there's a new Velma out and no one likes it wow She's like the worst it kind of Laney ever like like her vagina is just like I'm not a G cow, you know, you have to memorize her Wicked wick a pita entry before you can actually start participating in cartolini meditation So Ashley is still not experienced anything from could Leney, but she just keeps on trying keep on trucking ash so they home and make stupid sounds. And then they start humping the air, you know, and Karen and can't, can't us just look at them like, yeah, we're glad we missed that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Whenever it's like an Ashley event, whenever Ashley says it's time for an event, you know,

you're going to have to fuck something. Even if it's just the air, a conscious shell, it's going to be something, it's going to be grinding your ass to something and they chose to sit out and I applaud it. Yeah. Meanwhile Mia is like rotating around like she's inflatable thing in front of a use car dealer shifts and yeah, she's like, geez, I can't use my vibrator. So I'm just gonna go around in the sand. I think I'm feeling it right now. Mwah. So now, Siris shows up with Robin, you know, the two most charismatic of this current cast.

They basically come down like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's how they shout walking through the sand. And they're doing cannellini meditation, just being, being, being sounds. Roblinie, Rob Sriasili with evations. Revisations. So they come down and Sheree says now so furious. She's like, oh, yeah, Kellen. She's the fucking fake last night. I didn't sleep well. And I'm done with her. Gorilla, I hope I don't end up in the Mexican prison with her because I'll go to prison for her. No one

cares Sheree's okay. She's not even trying to prison for her. No one cares for Reese, okay? She's not even trying to fight with you. That's how little she cares. Let it go. Make other friends. Yeah. So now the women all get into this printer van to go to the next activity.

And Mia is telling Karen that she just lived it with Jacqueline. Just live it. I mean, there's a full on fight and feud happening here. And no one even really cares. I mean, Karen's like, well, the body language between Jack and me, I mean, we could be in the North Pole. It's cold as fuck up here. I mean, when you go to slam a table, your hands get stuck to the table because they ice over immediately. And Karen changes the subject because there's nothing to talk about such that probably right now Where then I got you from the dollar store?

That wasn't just a dollar store. It was a dollar tree. How dare you and Robin's like you already know why because like I don't know. I don't feel like I need it. I don't know Maybe I should have a wedding. Maybe I shouldn't have a wedding Maybe I should maybe I should have a wedding. Maybe I shouldn't have a wedding. Maybe I should maybe I should get married Maybe I shouldn't get married. How are how how is there not just like a little gay guy running around this bus right now screaming? Cut. I need more anything more anything at all. I know I anything at all. I know I I feel like the people at Bravo are like furious because they just love they love building a wedding storyline and Robbins not giving them anything after all these years they finally thought they were going to get it from Robin and now it's like oh maybe we're going

to go somewhere and say I do and that's going to be it just the four us, I don't know. So it turns out she's gonna pull a shina because her brother-in-law is getting married. And so he's getting married, where'd they say it, Jamaica? Jamaica, yeah. So they're gonna go to their wedding and then sneak off and have their own wedding. So, wow, not only is she gonna reneg on her storyline

of having a wedding, she's gonna scena eyes the wedding She's gonna pull a scena. That's bad. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly that was actually immediately what I thought of us like this is just like a This is just like she know all over again, and that's always sad when you're cribbing a she no storyline Yeah, that's pretty bad guys. Come on Robin so now that go to some river expedition thing and Ashley's like this is a cenote and it's for spirituality It has healing powers and they're like oh mosquito everywhere

Just like I'm dying Yeah, mosquitoes are all over me. Yeah It's like, I'm dying. Yeah. You know mosquitoes are all over me. Yeah. Yeah, and to be fair, Jacqueline is very much how I would act a place like that where she's like, um, are there parasites in this water? Because I always think like any sort of pond, any sort of water has parasites in it.

That's what I usually feel like. I'm like, I'm going to come back. I'm going to be like one of those Nat, Natio specials where it's like, you know, I shouldn't be alive because the parasite came in and laid eggs under my skin and I thought I was healing myself in a cenote and instead I came back and I'm you know half insect now. Yeah. commercials here comes one right now. Well there's a guy they're promising things and this makes me not ever want to go in whenever

there's a salesman. Like it shouldn't need a salesman, you know what I mean? Sonote healing. That's it. I read it in the brochure. Boom, you go in, maybe make it. I don't know, you pray, whatever you do. If there's a guy there, like he was like an expedition pamphlet holder guy on vacation. We're like,

fishing, fishing, fishing, fishing, one of fish, one of fish, one of fish, one of fish. He had that kind of energy. Like Southern hospitality. He's like a VIP server. Yeah, he's like, yeah, VIP table, VIP table, VIP, VIP, you want a VIP, you want a VIP, you want a VIP, you want a VIP, you want a VIP, bottle service, bottle service, bottle service, bottle service. Yeah, that kind of energy, but it's for first cenote. So that makes me a

little nervous. Where is it healing, healing, healing. Okay, listen, the cenote is going to do five things for you. Healing, uh, healing, which is like healing, but, um, quiet, feeling but quiet feeling feeling yeah and money you're gonna get some money too and maybe some health okay so she feeling feeling, pakeling. How many healing so they say Margaret? Okay. Kuala Lilling. Peeling. This is bullshit. Yeah, this is just a mosquito puddle that somebody's trying to charge for. Well, but now we also see where Grace Lilly learned how to do her VIP wait for

saying because she clearly, when she was into Lume, went to the cenote. And she's like, I learned so much. I'm going to bring this back to Charleston, the most popular club on all of King Street. So you want to date me, but you don't have any money and you've got mosquito bites all over your place. So no, no. No, it's a Sanote. No, I'm saying so now. Okay. So now. Okay.

Like, so no thanks. Yes. So they jump in also, and I'm sorry to nitpick on this poor cenote that you did nothing to me, but you can't call something like a healing spiritual journey and then right across for me, there's like five, five year olds in bathing suits, doing jackhammers and at the same time. You know what I mean? Is this a healing pool or is this a place where there's 30 children about to pee where

I'm trying to heal? Yeah, because that someone definitely did a back flip into the cenote also and I was like, Congratulations, you're about to break your back. What are you doing? Are you crazy? Are you a crazy person right now? And I'm like, I don't that's to me is not that's not conducive to healing because I would be sitting there watching people jump in and be like, You're gonna break your back break your back. Don't break your back. And that's not I'm not gonna be the healing state when I'm when I'm feeling that don't break it back. And that's not, I'm not gonna be the healing state when I'm feeling that. Yeah, sir, like mosquito sucks.

They all hate it. So then they go to eat lunch at like a taco buffet type place and then we get it again. That weird sperm butt larva thing. What is that? I don't know, some larva, Dom said, it reminds him of a bot fly. And I was like, what's a bot fly?

And then I googled it, don't Google it, everyone. Do not Google the bot fly because it's not pleasant looking. Okay, what it does to you. So, but his suggestion was disgusting. He was doing Linda Cardellini yoga to you. I could still do season four if somebody would hire me. It doesn't always have to be about Christina Applegate all the time.

I wish I knew more Linda Cardlyney references, but I really used them all up. Humming. The main guy from Bloodline really is Hot but God, what a dark heart. I think that was his last show where he's really gonna play somebody hot. Um, even the Google searches for Linda Carlyne's career as a pretty limited carousel, lunches and freaks and geeks. I'm just a couple of letters away from good kind of beam. I'm like a, uh, uh, yeah, I'm just gonna wow my, uh, my IMDB really is not as long as I thought it would be, but I was in the green book, which

one Oscar, hmm, hmm, hmm, the vagina on the white slugs worm bug just burst open with that knowledge from IMDB. Mmm, the larvae from afar looks like it's still just 17, but then when you get close you realize, wow, this is a fully grown lady. So they walk over to lunch and Karen's like, Oh, I went to food. Hey, everyone, I'm Karen. I just wanted to say, bam, she like just slams the table on the food truck. To me, it's my new show of power that I learned from someone who's been banned from every abandoned the community. Shhh. Yes, yes, you may have heard about me at the safe way, but I'm here to change you up in about who I am because my reputation has been

tonished, rapidly by Shasha. Anyway, no chicken for me. No, no, I do not eat the dirty bird. Only a beef fajita, please. Thank you. So Ashley's like, this was a great experience to have together, right? The shame, and the cenote. Are we cleansed?

And then there's just like clown music while people give hateful looks to each other. And Robin's like, I would say there's a number of pockets that need healing. And Karen's like, all right, I have a question, Candace. How are you in the ass? Lena, while we're going over storylines that are basically over, we have nothing else to do, and even Linda Catalini has gone home from doing voiceover work today. How do you feel about Ashley? Which is basically her way of saying, like, fine, you want to try to heal me, how about

you guys heal each other, and she's like, you know, I just brought it up because you know your friend to talk to Candace, Deborah was her like, you know, I just brought it up because you know, your friend took and this Deborah was her name. You work at Bringing Out to the Show, do you? And she's like, well, the reason why I brought Deborah was because if someone was saying that about Michael, I'd want to hear it directly from their mouth. And if you told me that the cocktail waitress at the MGM wanted to tell me about what Michael's doing,

I'd be like, where's she at? Like I'm down. Um, so yeah, they bring this whole thing up again. And Gambis handles it really well. She's like, well, Ashley, I think that a lot of the way you think about relationships is because the relationship you are now out of had toxic notes to it and trust issues, and I hope for you Ashley, and I'm saying this with very cute hair today, that I worked very hard on. I hope you receive a relationship where you don't have to feel like, I hope a bitch ain't talking to my man because that's not what a relationship should feel like love should feel like the man smells like a duck case at the air even

at 4 a.m. and I want to strangle him with his own pillow that is love and for you man I hope you are gifted this one day I know know, Candace is surprisingly very level headed in the situation. I was in my mind, I was like, oh, here we go again. We're gonna just start this one up again. But Candace is like very chill and borderline compassionate. So Ash is like, well, I guess there happened some toxic elements of my relationship.

And they do a flashback of like Michael Darby, allegedly grabbed a cameramanavan's butt, and two years ago, well, I was at the MGM, and a girl came up to me and ran to the, going back to the hotel. You know, just like all his greatest hits. Yeah. 1999, they just keep scrolling up.

Yeah. So Ashley's like, well, now I understand how I would approach a situation is not understand how I would approach a situation. It's not how you would approach a situation. So I will say, I'm sorry to you if bringing dead felt harmful because it was not meant to be harmful. Yeah. It wasn't meant to be harmful just humiliating. So Candace is like, she's like, it's just supposed to end your marriage. I mean, what the hell, sorry.

Also by the way Ashley is acting like, oh yeah, I brought her because I know you'd want to hear directly from her. It's like, well, maybe you should have given her a heads up. You were actually trying to ambush her and throw her off guard. So don't act like it was actually this really beautiful overture that you were making under the guise of transparency and honesty. Yeah, just trying to be a good friend. So Candice is like, yeah, but you keep sabotaging every time we apologize and it just doesn't feel genuine.

So and Ashley's like, yeah, that's fair. I will, I guess I would say I'm harboring resentment towards you because of how insensitive you were during sensitive times in my life Okay, well finally Jesus Christ Yeah, first of all I can't believe anyone said that on the housewives show Yeah, I know because that's like the root of everything including the Shasha and Karen fight by the way I feel like all housewives shows need to end now. It's like someone finally figured out the public of the puzzle, you know Yeah, and to end now. It's like someone finally figured out the puzzle, you know? Yeah. And yeah, basically Ash is like, you weren't compassionate about me losing a baby.

And we see a flashback of when Ash was at Monique's house talking about her miscarriage. And then Candace was like kind of making fun of the fact that she had no tears. Can we do our cheeks? And Ash is like, you know, you weren't compassionate. And I was hoping you'd say sorry for being insensitive during this time especially since you're trying to have a baby right now and you understand. Yeah. And so when is I can I say something or someone who was hung out with both of you when the three of us are together when the I'm not about the three of you. Okay. So she's like when the three of us are together, we can have the best of times. So it's not that

you hate each other. You just hurt from past feelings. Can we leave the past in the past? And Candace is like, I've tried that before. And Wendy's like, but no, the relationship can sustain all this old stuff. So they all agree. And just like some seeds. And so they've all decided that they've had progress for the day. And that means they're

going to get canceled. So I think they'll go back to their rooms like how do we get windy mad again. Yeah. They are showing signs of true growth and an ability to truly move forward, which means it's all going to come crashing down at the reunion. And Andy like, but, she also said, you're a bitch, and you have to fight for it. Yeah. Yeah. That's a little bit of life. Circle of Bravo life.

Yeah. Just when you start showing growth, the reunion just tears you all down. So, now we're back to the hotel, and now we have more, so we're getting more of this like, baguiling white lotus music that's like, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, it's like all like, oh, mysterious, what's gonna happen. And then we just see a sign that says lobby bar. Like, well, it's not as, not as menacing as like the alligator coming out of the water or like the wave crashing the rocks, but you know, lobby bar is also, I guess, sort of scary, maybe. This one's super weird, because they really are coming in heavy with a,

wooah! Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, shows the lobby bar and then gives you the snake rattle. Ah, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, burr, buro, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo, babo I think I have to carry in. And she was, I simply said, I was there for her. Shaking camera. Shaking. Is someone going to get killed? Kill somebody. I mean, you've got the camera work in the soundtrack for it. Make something happen.

Get rid of Shawshah. I knew there was a reason she was back. Shawshah's like, I just met a whole bunch of gay men on a yacht. I think I'm going to go with them. So they would never. That would never happen, unfortunately. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Never would have been invited into that storyline. Never she would have been trying to she probably she's just on the little thing. You be like, I'm down here also.

I'm sure she wouldn't even get up there. It would be Valentina just right away like, I know. Goodbye. Valentina makes her work down by the pool. She's like, but I'm a guest. I don't care. I'll go down by the pool. Are you like, but I'm a guest. I don't care. I'll go down by the pool. Are you with the lady who keeps calling with a Veshaan?

Is this you? Finally I see you out. Get out. Yes. That's pretty much what would happen. So, so anyway, so Chasha is talking about how she she says I personally thought Karen didn't know how to be a genuine friend to anybody But I thought I could get very her however I was wrong and when my dad died Karen sent a one line text that just said Sorry for your loss

And that's it, one line. So then of course, Karen had to release a text, so we all know that it was not just one line and how dare she accused Karen of only sending one line of text out there. You make me look like such a master. And the real text is something like, there is a reason. Do you smell like poo poo? I'm so sorry for your loss. It's from Karen. I'm sorry that you lost someone even smelling like poo poo because you have a poo poo poo. I'm so sorry for your loss. It's from Karen. I'm sorry that you lost someone even smelling like

poo poo because you have a poo poo face love Karen and so it was longer than one mind, but it wasn't exactly like, you know, overflowing with compassion. Yeah. Well, uh, either way, uh, Mia now FaceTime's Gordon, which is great. She's like, I wanna see how the kids and then ask you to FaceTime your mom and she's saying how had a Dylan and Dean. And now it's nighttime and everyone heads to the sprinter van for the restaurant. And this lady is like, when I know

just how I'm shippin' out of hand, but I'm with Korden, now the experience prepared for you. And they're like, I'm not just I'm ship out of hand but I we have quite a nearly experienced prepare for you and they're like It was such a cute little restaurant by the way, I loved it. I wanted to go to it I really like this. It's like please have a seat and ask you guys isn't this authentic Look what the hell do they know I know So they all are you know, they're getting served everything. It's really cute and everything is nice. And when DS Robin, when the wedding is because apparently they're not

happy with the answer that Robin gave in the van earlier. So Rob was like, well, I finally realized I don't want a wedding. And I don't know if I need one. And just like hangs her head down, she's like, Oh my God Da she's not gonna get married You had one job So she'll yeah, I want to keep it simple, but like a suit maker came over So we're just gonna seal my brother and dogs Jamaica trip and Care and say girl, that's bullshit

It's been 70 years you just don't want your might. It's been 70 years You're not gonna have your mom are there come on now. You're not getting married Yeah, and Ashley why support the efficiency of it all and like you know, you know not that you know But I'm not gonna support that no one else is gonna be there. So me. It's like are we gonna throw a bad slant party I say bad slant party party. And they're all like, yeah sure, fine. So the food arrives. And then Jacelle is like, so, wow, when I went to bed last night and when I woke up this morning, what happened last night with Karen and Shreece did not sit well with me, yeah, neither did our dinner, but that's not a different story for some Pepto Bismillah.

I felt like Sheree's character was completely assassinated da, and I don't know Sheree's to be a family destroyer, I know Sheree's to be honest da, and amazing, and someone who waste money on things like champagne rooms in their kitchen da. Clearly, if there's a queen of Paton Mac, da sure is so look, you are the one starting this fight over and over and over. The only reason they even fought last night is because you and stupid Robin won't give it up. Nobody cares about this fight. Karen doesn't like Sherees. Sherees was fired. You're for whatever reason trying to bring Sherees back on the show. Nobody cares. There is literally nobody in the audience cheering Yaysha Reese.

Okay. Cut the crap. They're only fighting because you're making them fight. Okay. And Sheree's is not the queen of the job. That's the funniest fucking thing. It's like the queen of McDonald's and then they just cut to the big grimace out on the playground. Like, did you miss a shot? Grimace is not the king of McDonald's. I can go into any safe way and not have people there at me. I can go into any safe way and have

people not even know who I am. I am the queen of Bethelomick. And so Karen's like, oh god, just stop. This is dead now. And she's like, well, I can give my thoughts, Karen. What do you mean, I have to stop by? So I'm glad you you can give your thoughts but there's nothing else to discuss on this issue for me so you can't shut me down so I will not discuss this anymore I'm going this group we are held to the fire for what we say and do but you're off limits I did not say that Robbins and Rathindra's all like, well, that's what you just said, da, so Karen's like, I'm done. I'm done.

I'm not going to do this anymore. And so Robin tells us that Karen is just a big phony and it's going to come catching up to her. And for you to flip something like someone coming to your mother's funeral against them. How dare you? This is going to come get you, which I love Robin just going off on karma so much. Well, it's just kicking her in the ass so hard right now as this is airing. So then Karen's like, don't talk about my mama.

She tries that again. Like nobody said anything about her mother, Karen. Okay. Yeah. Exactly. So Shasha is like finally Shasha says, you know, Karen, okay? Yeah, exactly. So Shasha is like, finally Shasha says, you know, look, I've had real grief. I lost three brothers before organizing this friend group.

I've already lost a mother, so I know what that feels like. I lost my dad and I lost the sister during COVID, so I know a group grief. But if anyone comes to me and tries to be kind to me, I'm not going to look at that as a negative. You know, I've got to be accused of all this other stuff. Like I'm desperate to be around this group when I work my ass off to get the

group to get in the first place. So what she's saying is, well, first of all, the first part of that is like very sad. I did not realize that Shasha really had been through all that. And I felt like I almost wish she had led with that a little bit earlier because I think feel like that does kind of change my view on it a little bit. But then when she, the last part of that statement is basically her saying, Hey, I started this TV show.

Okay. So show some respect. Okay. I worked hard to get you on this show. And now you're leaving me in the dust. And that's not cool. Yeah. She's like, I started this show.

So if I want to come back on it, get the fuck out of my way. No one and Karen points out. She's like, well, I would like you. Just I wasn't even invited to that. I view didn't invite me. And she's like, yeah, because nobody knew you. I didn't know you, you know, you were like a, you came with a friend and then somebody offered you a role on the show because you were interesting or whatever. Yeah. So Karen's saying, I'm like, I didn't use you to get on this show. Lady. I didn't even know you. And she's like, well, by proxy, you did,

because it was my party that you were at that you got discovered at. So now I deserve to be on this show. Which, I don't, what I don't understand about it is that like earlier this season, Jacelle was saying how she, Karen and Sheree, the three of them go way back and they just have all this fun together. And now Karen and Shasha are saying that

they really didn't seem to know each other very much until it came time to cast this show. Right, well, I guess way back was at the beginning of the show, right? Maybe that's what it is, like, since you're seven years ago. I guess that is way back at this point. I was thinking they had a friendship of 20 years.

Yeah, that's how they make it seem, but you know, it's housewives. So time for a Lisa run, that's like, oh my god, my friend. He didn't say soon. That's true. Why is she a staple in every Hollywood home friendship? I mean, what a friend. He didn't say soon. Is that you? Eden said soon, the poster child for unreliable timelines. Yeah. So the split ends of housewives plots. So then we see a commercial for the gay house husbands. I'm not sure about this. Yeah. Well, because well, first of all, they have Todrick on there. Why did they cast Todrick all on this thing. Yeah. Well, be good. Well, first of all, they have Todd Dracone there. Why do they cast Todd Dracone on this thing? Yeah. I get that kind of tamed the whole thing

for me. Yeah. That's all right. Yeah, tamed. There it is. Tamed for call. Yeah. Tamed 10 pounds. Yeah. I'm fun. How am I tamed? So yeah, I was like, I don't know. So then we come back and they're still talking about how Robin's calling Karen a bullshitter and she says she's dancing around the truth and trying to fool people in one day The jig is up Karen one day Karen's just like okay Robin. So Robin's, I'm just saying what it really looks like. You don't want to be here, you don't want her around. You're finding a reason to be mean and not to have her around. You know, Sheree's just a human being.

Whatever problem Karen had was Sheree's. She's had plenty of opportunities to address them and all she does is deflect. Look at Sheree's. Could she be more human sitting there sweating in this adorable restaurant her makeup running down her cheeks her hair frizzing up right now she's a human being. And Karen's like oh Robin listen I'm sorry to each and every one of you you've asked and asked and I didn't want you to know but the plot was that. Then I just told him to wait a minute.

So you're going to apologize to the group, but you cannot apologize to the person who is attacked by your nasty words. Where's the reason for the ballad? Yeah. Oh my god. At which point Candace, like suddenly, like her little robot, like the. It's like, she's activated. Like Candace is like, I am now here and I am ready just to be involved. So she's like, she's like, oh, okay. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- it might have repeated itself and it was triggering to me when Mia podized the group, but not a word to Wendy. So now all of a sudden this fight just 100% pivots over and into

into into a new direction. Right. And so yeah, we see the one month ago when they removed Wendy from the group chat after getting into an argument over Peter Thomas with Mia. So they're like, well, weren't you gonna say sorry to me? It says, can I not sorry now? And when he's like, you're not sorry for assaulting someone, don't you know the legal definition of assault?

And she's like, do you? She shows, yes, I do. It is to illegally put your hands on someone. And I didn't give you the right to touch me and so this one Ignites again. I mean yeah, so but this is always funny because Mia is so dumb and Wendy is so smart so like watching Mia try and Wendy just like She'd like is always ready, you know, and so Mia is like yeah, but do you know the definition of defamation of Character and when he's like do you even know the sequence of events? Yeah, but do you know the definition of defamation of character? And when he's like, do you even know the sequence of events?

Yeah, but do you know that? Do you know? Do you know about juries in court rooms? Yeah, I know about you. Do you know about what? Do you know what a judge does? Yeah, okay. We'll be not trying to quiz each other about every aspect of the law. Hey, do you know what a recess is and not the one for kids, but the ones in a court house? Okay, you know what? I need to stay on topic, you know, you know,

why people keep hitting the gay found. Don't get old. Get him from the town. God damn it. So Wendy's like, listen, we went back and forth and we argued and she said, yeah, but I asked you a question. And then I share the piece of information that someone else shared about you. I was trying to be your friend. I guess you just missed the memo. When you say, what memo? You don't even know how to be friends to someone for 30 years.

Clearly, you didn't get the memo. So don't talk to me about friendship when you can to hand even be a friend to her. So let's talk about the series. About the series because you were talking about the definition of character. So I hear you're going to be going around telling people that I called your husband gay, is that what you're doing?

And she goes, yeah, hi, you did. You said he was sleeping with a man. She was, what, when did I call him gay? Because that's your definition. And you said you pick out women for your husband to sleep with them. So how do I know when, how do you know when I say, you all sleep with men and women,

that you're not the one sleeping with them in you just jump to these conclusions. I'm just kind of funny. So it's hilarious because of course when you did say that, you know, you and your fucking husband are both sluts and you probably fuck everybody. Let me ask what she was saying, right? Yeah. And so me is like, I am innocent, I'm foundless, and I got in the bag of my day. And she's like, are you kidding? You're too weak of my face. You're lucky you didn't, I didn't throw a twin

for acting your face. So now me and I started trying to do this angle of like, what's wrong with a man sleeping with a man? She's trying to do the, hey, you're engaging in gay panic. You know, when Wendy's actually, when he's like, no one said he was gay. And she's like, well, what's wrong with a man sleeping with another man though? Nothing. So why'd you say it? She's like, don't you understand my point, you idiot? The application is that you were the one sleeping with the man. So then, Mia's like,

well, were you there? Did you see my husband see what other man? It's good, but it's the truth and just like, oh, wait a minute, but why would you say that it's the truth? And me as when he's like, cause it is the truth. And me as like, uh-uh, and Peter and G have been friends for years and that's true. And you'll see it. And you'll see it guys. And when he says, well, Peter says he's not your friend because you slept with this girlfriend. And it's supposed to be like this big information as if Mia hadn't already told everybody this.

Right. That's what I mean with this show, just trying so hard with fights. And it's when it's God, when it's going, it is going so well, but. Oh, it's like a clip show at this point. So Mia's like, well, I said, put this girlfriend before he came along for the record. Yeah. So he slept with my girlfriend at that point, basically. So Candice is like, well,

you can take the hoe out of the ship club, but you can't take the ship club out of the hoe. Let me not judge because there's hose everywhere. Who's at the bank? Who's at Walmart? Who is at this table with me? And they just cut to like me, just like licking her tongue around her lips. So then Wendy's like, well, let the record show that you think after having an argument,

you think you're entitled to throw a drink in someone's face. So he's like, okay, well, okay, I'm sorry about the drink. Now what? Let's talk about the real issue. She's like, what are you talking about? That was the real issue. You threw a drink. Yeah, it's like, I did not throw a drink at you

because I couldn't. I didn't because I have real shit to lose. Like, God for you. And so Wendy's like, yeah, and you showed your character, you're a gutter-ass bitch. And they're like, okay, you know. Wendy's always right. And then she just takes it that one step. No, it's funny.

It's instead of just keeping like you're the classy one in the argument. Why don't you just stay the classy one? It's funny because that's what Dom was saying last night when we were watching. He was like, you know, her reads are so good, but then she doesn't know when to stop. Like, you got to just like, do the read and then just let it hang there and move on. And I was like, that's like, very accurate. Yeah, she keeps going and going. And I think it's probably from being like a talking head on the news. Yeah. Yeah. Because the talking head, yeah, you got to go. Yeah, they just put each,

they put each other against, you know, they put them against each other and then they go go. And then they're like, well, I don't care what you think about taxes. What do you think? We've had to deal with for 30 years. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and it's not over until someone literally just turns the light off. Yeah. So until the anchor says, okay, well, thank you all so much for this spirited discussion. They always do that. They always act like the anchors are always like, well, this spirit discussion implying like you guys are all animals, where you're fighting, even though we

put you against each other and dole act like animals anyway. Commercial. Yeah. So she's like, that's my, that's my commentary on cable news, our cable news culture, everyone who's correct. So Wendy's like, well, you're a gutter ass bitch. And Robin's like, you guys have coffee here. And so Kansas is like, okay, Mia, do you regret throwing the drink? Yeah, I just said I shouldn't have thrown it and when he goes oh, yeah Well, she didn't own up to any she owned up to everybody except for me. I was like no actually she did just say okay I'm sorry for throwing the drink You like Wendy you're still stuck on the last fight like stay current one is like

She's and he's like when when he says, no, I own everything. Don't do that because I gave you a pass one time. Is that a threat? No, it's a promise. So can't just like, okay, well, clearly you guys aren't ready to talk. So we can table this. And so when you start going, is this what success looks like? Is this what success looks like? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, she has to scream it to prove it. And she's like, well, she's so impressed about my life. So impressed.

Well, if you're so mad about my life, just say it. My set to be you. It's like Wendy, you end like an asshole. Why do you end like an asshole? I just don't get it. You were winning. You were fine. Yeah, actually, you won the whole thing.

You just act like such an asshole. Me is already walking away. She's walking away going, okay, she won. Now she needs to yell about it. And Wendy's just like cackled literally cackled right now. Like, oh yeah, you're so mad about my life. You're so jealous. It's over. One, dude. The half of the audience is like getting into their cars in the parking lot. It's over. Get the hook. Well, it is literally over because that was the end of the episode. So fun times, I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. I enjoyed all the table banging and and the reads, even if they, even if they were not succinct

reads. So it was a good time. And I, of course, I enjoyed most of all the maggot, the mat, the larva, the larva on the, on the, whatever it was. That was the highlight. So fucking creepy. That's never going to leave my brain that thing. So well done. Whoever put that in there. Yeah, seriously.

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