Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Making a Statement; Plus, Southern Charm Update

Episode Date: November 17, 2020

The Real Housewives of Potomac delight in spider pranks and flavored butter on this week's episode. However, the fun times in Madeira are mired by old grudges from last season. It's the calm before the storm next week when Ashley reveals to Candiace that she made a legal statement in support of Monique. We recap it all, and afterwards, we chat about our favorite moments from last week's Southern Charm episode.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Maddleker of the Game Brain podcast, A new episode came out today and I'm on it. So go check that out. And joining me is the hilarious, wonderful man, man of joy and love. Ronnie Haram, what's going on, Ronnie? Well, how are you doing today? How are you doing today? Sweet intro.

Of course. Well, loving this Monday, what a wonderful day. I've been watching that pirate show, Well, loving this Monday, what a wonderful day. I've been watching that pirate show, so I'm just like looking for people to rob at the window because looking who passes, I can take that kid. Give me a lunch, money, little fucker. I'm feeling really manly

because I'm watching kind of a manly show. Mm, yeah, I like that. It's like 2020 manly, they add a lot of gainess in it for us. That's great. That's my favorite kind of manly. Yeah Yeah, I like that. It's like 2020, manly. They add a lot of gainess in it for us. That's great. That's my favorite kind of manly. Yeah, like literal butt pirates. My kind of show, Black sales, love and ya. Love that.

I, I don't know if you can hear or not, but I am speaking through a mask. I am being a good little pandemic soldier because I actually have, there's someone here who is fixing the heat because the heat went out. And I'm just like chattering, like my teeth are like, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t That's a good segue to mention that if you need a mask, you can go to our website watchrocrapins.com or crap and smerch. It all goes the same place and get yourself a mask. It's really, really important.

COVID numbers are up crazy high and you know what's funny last night I went to sleep, but before going to sleep I was sort of going through IG stories And I went down this rabbit hole because there was some sort of like horrific like gay circuit party that happened. It was a pool party that happened in LA. Ooh, it's just a favorite thing to be mad about. It's my favorite thing. But your soul was so annoying. So it was like just like hundreds of like short list

gays all clustered next to each other because the power of being outside means you can't get COVID, right? According to them, I guess, or anyone, not just the gaze. That's by the way, false. But they had all these signs up that said, like, Biden and like celebrating Biden.

I'm like, I'm pretty sure that Biden's whole thing is to wear a mask. You idiots. So the reason why I'm bringing this up is not just to rant, but in the background of one of those stories, who did I see? Charlie the awful guest from below deck who's been tormenting us for the past two weeks. Well, that's what you need to say if you want to get everybody on your side. Yeah, don't be like Charlie. Exactly. He was there. But it wasn't on, it wasn't on his ID account. See, he, he was like, he knows he can't put it up there, right? Because he knows he'll be shamed for doing really

the wrong thing at this time when COVID cases are so high. But we still find, found out we still find it. So there you go, everyone. Don't be like Charlie. There you go. You'll have bet, you'll have Tatl Tail bin after you. Tatl Tail. Come on your Instagrams.. There was, see there was a reason why I brought all that up. It was, it was brother related actually in the end. That's why I brought it up. It all comes back to Charlie. Yeah. But today, guess what? It's not Charlie Day. Thank Jesus. That's tomorrow. Today is Real Housewives of Potomac Day. Also, we're going to update on Southern Charm at the end of the show because we skipped that because we did our live show on Thursday night and not much happened on Southern

Charm, no offense Southern Charm people, but that was boring. So we took it off instead. Thank you to everybody for coming to that live show. It was so much fun. It was two and a half hours long. It was so. Yeah, it was long. It was good. You. There were like a thousand and a half something people in there yapping with each other. It was amazing. It was insane. Like that chat, I would look over to it. It was like, it was going so fast. There were so many people, which was really exciting.

And also of course a big thanks to classic mod for coming on to our show. That was really cool that she did that. And we have to, we have to give big thanks to her. Give thanks to the mod. Okay, so here we are with Real House Wars of Potomac. Everybody. So we start back with this phone. We're still in Medira. and we start back with the he's I know that he just lives in your phone I know that Jamal's a phone man. Hello phone man. Are we there yet? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Yeah, I think Karen think that he actually lives in the phone like he's just like a little a little creature that comes out Once in a while I guess like a little creature that comes out once in a while. I guess it's like a hologram to everyone else, but actually lives in this inside the phone.

Well, you know, Giselle is one of those housewives. She is a live in the phone kind of housewife where she just has all of her storyline revolving around her phone. She's got Jamal. And she, she's like Gina from OC who has everybody she speaks to on that show other than the housewives or on her phone. Right. That's true. Now that, well, we did have some progress. Matt made his first appearance last week. And her new boyfriend is on screen a little bit, but so far with Gina, it's been pretty much people on the phone.

Like, hi mom. It's like her, you know, yapping on the phone with her mom and crying or then her yapping on the phone with her dad and crying or Yeah, she's that person housewives thing yapping too loudly on the phone and you're just like please be quiet You're in a public space Mm-hmm. I don't need to know about your sadness while I'm like walking by cornflakes Yeah, so he lives in your phone and like, yeah. So he lives in your phone and it just sells like Karen, who never talks about anything personal unless she's highly intoxicated and it cuts to Karen drunk going, I have a beautiful tan

click tourist. I thought you just say like a bag or like wardrobe. she's like Take a left turn that was not expecting So she's like hypocrite. I'm not gonna talk about my personal like Yeah, my business ah So then Karen starts asking Robin about one and stuff and then she's like well When I saw Jacelle's ass on Instagram in front of the jewelry store I was like what is joining her at the jewelry

store I could figure it out also I saw the production run down of the day so that helped as well. Jacelle the great secret keeper that she spends the rest of the episode like Karen cannot keep a secret ta. I'm like you went on Instagram in front of the diamond ring store itself. Seriously, just come on. Seriously, maybe she had to, maybe it was some sort of thing. Like, we'll give you a discount,

which is I'll post it on her IG. But that was, that was, yeah. But posted when the show's airing, not when you're doing, when you're actually doing it before Robin even knows you dope. So that was ridiculous. And she's like, well, I was walking by, and I thought I looked cute.

So I took an Instagram video. Yes, okay, fine, but why were you walking by the jewelry store? No one's walking by that jewelry store unless they're going in. Yeah. And Karen's like, it don't take a PhD to see this doesn't make sense.

So Robin's like, well, listen, I'm going to use a lot of basketball analogies right now. Yeah, I'm ironic. I, uh, Robbins, I quote, listen, I'm gonna use a lot of basketball analogies right now. Yeah, I'm ironically. I'm not gonna make one jump through hoops. Once his basketball season has started, I'm fine with that. You know, the ball is in his court. Love. I don't want to be a horse. I don't want to listen. I don't want to cry foul But you know what like you know, I'm really in the paint with this one right now It's already been two years. I'm not gonna give him a penalty. Oh It's so great to be traveling right now

That's a basketball term. Yeah, I'm literally out of that was the manliest I've ever been I think on this show. I know I would give you two points Maybe I'll give you three points. That was a three pointer That's that was a stretch like a true three pointer so So next up the woman have to go to bargaining down a mountain and Karen's like well, I'm not gonna do that. That's ridiculous Which I'm like by the way, thank you to the producers who arranged to have Karen Hugo go to bargaining down a mountain in Portugal. Yeah.

From here. Mm. Mm. That was a sound of Karen coming down the hill. Next year, they'll have Karen doing the skeleton or something. All right, Karen, we need to go face first down a very high-speed track.

Well, I'm not gonna do gonna find, I'll do it. No! Now I didn't know what tobogganing was I guess because I didn't know it was like they put porch furniture on wheels and then tore you down a hill. Yeah, I heard that return is in. I didn't know it was that in that even toboggan's a return now. Yeah, I thought it was like a canoe type thing thatan is in. I didn't know it was that in. That even toboggan's a Ratan now. Yeah, I thought it was like a canoe type thing that you got in.

I thought toboggan was like a Bob sled. I guess it's just something that takes you down, down a slope very fast and potentially in the comfort of a Ratan. You can feel like a rat. Yeah, it's like the golden girl's set just going down a hill. Have you ever wanted to be sitting with Dorothy,

Blanche, and Rose, and Sophia, but also fill the intense speed of gravity pulling at you? Oh, so let's see. So they're walking, do they already ride the toboggan? Yeah, they're going to the toboggan. They're heading, they're, they're toboggan bound at this point. Basically, Ashley has announced that they'll be tobogganing.

And then she's like, and then they have like a little bit more poncho. And then she takes like a teeny tiny sip and they're like, oh, Ashley used to be able to drink, but not anymore. Yeah, I can't this. She's like, come on, you're my drinking inspiration. Oh, there's the assi eye now.

I'm like, you were the one who like saved her for drinking the entire season. Yeah, that's true. So then they're walking around to the toboggan and Wendy goes, this feels so European. And Robyn's like, well, I wonder why Wendy? Um, and then Ashley calls her mom. You know, everybody stop calling

your family during these scenes. Okay? Talk to each other. It's like being with friends in real life. Like, are you really face-time in your mom? We're getting drunk right now. If I'm on vacation, like, you're not really getting too many phone calls from me. Like, these people take so many phone calls

that are just like, Hey, so I got some new orange juice. Just thought I'd call you all the way in Madira to let you know. That's great. Give me an update. Yeah. And this is episode 16, when normally a housewives season could end.

Like this could be ending right now, but I think they're doing another six episodes. So this is like, let's just keep talking about the same shit. You know, when you're going on a cast trip, outing, and everybody is calling home, you've got a problem. Okay. There's no shame in just ending the season on a high trip, outing, and everybody is calling home, you've got a problem, okay? There's no shame in just ending the season on a high note, guys. They're just filling out that episode order because they probably have to make these shows stretch

before Bravo catches back up with, you know, like regular production schedules. Yeah. So, let's see. So Wendy's like, well, some people have fractured bones. I'm not saying it's me about some people do So like making edge shaming jokes about Karen. You know, there's just some people. I just can't wait to see get old Well, I'll tell you what Karen has to say about that shut up

Okay, so they scream and it's wacky. It's like a wacky housewives going down a hill scene and Then they go to the market Before they get to the market though When Karen's going downhill she goes we're tobogganing in Portland tobogganing in Portland because I think she's doing like an IG story and and when she's like Portugal. Oh, yes, Portugal like an IG story and when he's like Portugal. Oh yes, Portugal. Okay, let's go to the market. Yeah.

So they taste a lot of fruits that they've never had before and are bitchy about them all. They were really bitchy about that. They're bitchy to the fruit ladies. Yeah. They're basically like there's like a lot of papaya and dragon fruit and Karen's like, well, ever since I had that passion fruit

I have not my thoughts not been the same. I think I'm getting some passion fruit ideas I don't know wow all the perils of being here in Portland Oregon so dangerous So they pass a little baby closed store and can this is with Ashley and she's like, oh, I want a baby girl And Ashley's like, oh, you're having a daughter? How beautiful. I'm going to just swipe my phone a lot and be bitchy to you for no reason. Yeah. And so now Ashley decides she's mad at Candace

for all the stuff that happened last year. And she's like, well, I think it's all she's talking about her motherhood journey. When last year, she had no consideration for me. Also, I need to pick a fight with her so I look more sane when I write a really long monologue and support of Monique. It's like the, it's just like the most basic psychological thing, right? Like, you know, you're going to do something shady and rather than be like, uh,

I probably did something shady. You just start to demonize the person that you were shady to and then you feel justified in your shadiness. Yeah. She's basically like cheating on her boyfriend. So he'll break up with her. Yeah, she's basically like cheating on her boyfriend, so he'll break up with her. That's basically what's happening. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's not equal to that.

So, Karen, then we see, I'm sorry, Ben, but we see a cliff of back then when Ashley was so serious about having a baby. And she's having lunch with Candice, and she's like, oh yeah, I'm really trying hard to have a baby. I stopped drinking. And then Swig's a corona. Yeah.

It was a classic scene. So then when in 19, things were just so simple then. I know. We can just go out and public and swing a beer. I guess you still can do that if you're an awful person named Charlie who goes to. Yeah. I was going to say without you. You could go out and swingig a beer with a friend

without been hiding under your table, writing notes. To turn you into- I really will be. I'm here to shame, I'm here to shame, and I have no shame in the shame because the more people act like Charlie, the longer I have to sit here with this mask on and like when someone comes over to fix the heater, you know?

That's what I gotta say. Simple as that. So Karen and Jazella are walking and just like, Karen, now I wanna show you these peppers. This is in no way an excuse to pull you away and talk about something secretly. Let's look at peppers. I suddenly have a pepper agenda out of nowhere, peppers.

And Karen's like mm peppers vibrant Ready they're very very ready these Like your review of the peppers. I know thanks. We'll see you on chopped like what was that like random like Zagat Zagat's review of the material pepper chili peppers and deer gorgeous and ready ready and And vibe I like their shape. I like that they're not circles They're long these are long peppers are a long shape for a long life So just else telling her um one and Robin you keep bringing up the engagement and she's like I had a moment you having a moment. Oh you having a moment right now in front of these ready peppers Are you having a moment right now in front of these reby peppers? Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Alright, while these peppers certainly look very thin, they must have been doing a lot of red inestros! So she's like, please don't bring any more attention to it, da! Let's just say one is going to do that himself, and we don't want to spoil it, so like, Thank you for dropping the tea! Now I know what's happening. And she walks through the pepper section, moving her hand, like waving her hand back and forth, like all the single ladies. Yeah, I go over her head and like Sashang, like sending her butt back and forth.

All right, peppers, come follow me. We're all the peppers. I thought they were ready. Oh, so I need my life as a Karen. Yeah, I loved her, like her odd sensation of triumph in that dried pepper section in the market. She's like, oh, a new one ring was coming. I'm like, Karen, we all knew.

They said that they were gonna get married. So now they're driving back and they all need naps. So now it's nighttime. And so now they're getting, they're driving back and they all need naps. So, and that was nighttime. And so now they're getting, they're getting primped up and everything. We have a real intense close up of Karen ironing her hair. Like really intense. Like I thought, I thought something was gonna go wrong.

Like it might be a final destination moment. Yeah. So everyone gets ready and then just, oh guys, there's some more wackiness. This episode 16 wackiness guys Yeah, that's why we're gonna fuck with Wendy do some pranks on her some wacky wacky pranks now this hotel should be sued She didn't even have to lie this time to get the hotel key before when she did this She came up with some elaborate lie, remember and this time she didn't even bother. She's like I need my friends room key

Thanks. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, she just did it. I mean, even Brandy Redmond had to do some sort of like, you know, Leon Locke and cosplay to get her fake, you know, or to get her key, you know. So, um, uh, wait, is that what I'm thinking of? Maybe that's what I'm thinking of, Dallas.

That happened in Dallas, but also I think there was an issue with the key, I think they tried to get the key last year when Katie went missing, but since that was a real situation, I think that hotel was like, no, no. Oh. Like, oh, so you're, like, I'm sorry. Are you trying to locate a missing friend who maybe did

or you're trying to put spiders in someone's bed? Okay, because we're not into wellness checks. Yeah, but if you've got a plastic spider, you can go right in. Yeah, go right in. Yeah. So Wendy, now Wendy's turned to call home and asked her advice on her dress because her boobs are hanging out of one of them. And then, um, just like wacky spiders. And so then she talk, who's she talking to? She's in the bar talking about how,

she got a phone call and one is gonna propose and everyone's pretentious. So excited. Yeah. Yeah, so I guess her feeling goes now that Karen knows, I think that Giselle wants to control the story because Karen's gonna tell everyone, right? So now she's telling Ashley. And then she says that she's like well now I need an ally so and there's no

better person than Ashley Dobby she knows how to keep a secret daaah which I didn't know that I thought Ashley actually is like famous for like putting everyone's business out there, but that's fine. Yeah. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Uh, so then they go in the fan and Al Trotten started to call home. She calls home. Her kids like, well, it's dark there. Time change. Well, so then they go to the restaurant and the lady is the kind of lady that makes me crazy in restaurants who's like, hello, welcome. And here's your stunning view.

Like how about you, that Mise is stunning. Let me do, okay? So that might be. I will let you know if it's gonna bread. How about that? Bring me a stunning basket of bread. With you, braggar. Yeah, exactly.

I was more upset that the menus run clipboards and I was supposed to be cool. I don't know, like I enjoy a clipboard in general in life. I'm actually surprised I don't have a clip. Actually, no, I just got a clipboard. It's right here. I almost said I didn't have a clipboard in general in life. I'm actually surprised I don't have a clip. Actually, no, I just got a clipboard. It's right here. I almost said I didn't have a clipboard in my life and I have one right here.

Here that, that's the clipboard. But I feel like I remember you saying, I'm in the market for a clipboard. You know what, I got, so here's this. I got a, it's like a glass clipboard that you can, it's like a dryer is clipboard. It's cool. Yeah, it makes me feel professional

over here. It just sits here and I write down little like things on it that really are inconsequential. But I feel like today, I don't even have what to do today. I literally have like three markings. It says P1, P2, P3. I don't know. I don't know what that means. So that's an apartment garage I'm designing. I don't know know Carried by the way it's continuing to not drink before when she was at the bar She ordered a green tea and she's like well when you're taking care of yourself You monitor yourself and you keep going like a pepper that's ready to imagine a moment You take care of yourself. She has a like saying self really loudly. Yeah, she's in monologue boat Karen She keeps acting like she's got something to say,

but then she doesn't really, and she's like talking about a glass of milk. You're like, yeah. So this restaurant's super fancy, and you know, because they give you more butter than food. They give them this huge sampler tray of butters, and they're all different kinds of butters. But then when they get their food, it's like a bite of food.

Like, what the hell? But the butter won me over. I was like a bite of food. Like what the hell? But the butter won me over. I was like, okay, lady telling me what to think about the view. Okay, clipboards, but then I was like, three butters. I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I not spicy. I think she goes in from more of the pepper butter and then she's like, got the pepper butter in mind. Oh my gosh, just all you're doing the butter wrong. If the butter's in your nose, you're doing it wrong. Yeah, so she's like, how's everyone feeling? God, has everyone called their family?

Yeah, you want to talk about it? Oh. So Rob is like, how's your steak blast? And basically they make small talk and they're really bored. So they talk about how Wendy's just so busy and she only saves four hours a night because she's got so many care, two hours a night because she's got so many kids.

And then Candace is like, you know, everything I'm learning from you all talking about taboo things like my heinous rep. Those are the things that I need to know about motherhood because I am having a plot line about possibly maybe deciding to have a baby that you'll have to hear about for the next three years. Like, don't do this plot line until you're actively trying. Don't make an announcement of an announcement. Yeah, buy an Amy Grant CD and that will be your baby moment, okay? But this is too much.

The thing is this, she's trying to, she's really trying to push her maturity, right? Like now that she's involved in this situation with Monique, she is going extra hard to have these mature epiphanies and mature moments and mature reactions, you know, because this is all, she doesn't want to react like this, but she knows that she's on camera right now and she's savvy and she's like, she's like, this is going to be using an actual court of law. So I'm going to be super mature and say things like, wow, I really want to go on this journey. When honestly all she wants to do is, I don't know, eat crumpets or something. I don't know. Eat crumpet.

Yeah, she's definitely trying to get the motherhood, you know, where people are like, you can't be mean. She's a mother. She's a new mother, don't be mean to her. But she'shood, you know, where people are like, you can't be mean, she's a mother, she's a new mother, don't be mean to her. But she's not, you know, she's not yet, she just wants to be a mother. So it's like, you can't ride that until you're actually doing the work, lady. Well, especially also because, yeah,

she's suddenly realizing like the joy of new mom immunity. So like, yeah, that's the perfect, new mom immunity thing. Right, like she can't be like, no one can be mean to her and then like this whole thing with Monique it's like I'm a new mother. She she like She needs she wants to be able to pull that card and she can't just yet So instead she talks about being able to pull the card which is pretty close She's pregnant with the idea of being pregnant So but then Ashley is basically bitchy now,

because she's gonna, like we said before, she's gonna try and trigger Canvas into looking like an idiot and fighting and losing her temper so that Ashley looks okay about making this testimony. Or at least that's how I see it. So Ashley's like, oh, is that on the calendar, baby? She's like, well, it's not on the calendar, but there has been a change about how I feel

about a lot of things. And I feel like I'm not gonna cry right now. I need to cry right now. And Wendy's like, okay, here comes the tissue. Look here, it's already folded for you. Here you go. And then Candice gives us this line of bullshit where she says something about like going through

that traumatic fight with Monique shows that I can absolutely be a good mom to somebody or she said something like that and I was like what? She said it almost broke her almost broke her but she wasn't. I got through it which showed me I can be a good mom. Yeah, you're gonna need to you're gonna need to know how to take a slap if you're gonna be the mother of a baby because no one slaps you more than a baby Why do you think moms have to get their hair cut because babies pull that shit right out, okay? Listen babies babies are violent little monsters. I'm bad news for you Candace you thought you had You thought you're gonna get some new mom immunity babies got the most immunity of all Not like that I'm just the baby Baby you can't see me cuz I told you here, mommy. Sorry.

Oh, I'm about to take that spoonful of food, just kidding. I'm flicking it in your face, and almost blinding you. Why, why, baby immunity. Why isn't it funny when I throw a drink? It's just cute. Why, why? So Ashley is like, Well, obviously, a point of contention last year was that you were doubting the anxiety and pain that me and Michael were going through

as a couple when we shared our miscarriage. And then we see a clip of Candice making fun of her like, oh, she's trying to make a big moment out of her miscarriage and he's pretending to cry and she's giving a monologue about it. And Ashleigh has decided that she wants to both renew her new mother immunity as well as a tragic miscarriage immunity, which by the way, a tragic miscarriage immunity has very long legs

deservedly so, but she's like, I'm gonna bring it back right now. Yeah, that was nasty, but it's just weird. Like you've already had to make up and like Candace says, like hello, we've already had to makeup and like Candice says like hello we've already had a come to Jesus what the hell so Candice stays you know it's like what the hell she stays calm and uh she's like well you did say those things and Michael was hurting and you took that dig and that really hurt and Candice is like well it is a therapy lesson learning to

communicate without a question check well you accused my husband of thinking, crying, talking about her miscarriage. So I do not want to go backwards, Ashley. I really, really don't. And it's not working out for Ashley, because Ashley's pushing, pushing, pushing, and Candace is like, I'm not fighting you, lady. Okay. She's like, that's so obvious.

I literally don't want to go backwards because I will fall off the balcony. And Ashley is like, well, the current train does come back round and it's coming back into my station and I want to be a bitch. Which was one of the most honest things that we've heard on these shows. Like, I just want to be a bitch right now. It's like, okay, well, if you just say that, then sure have at it. Have fun.

So then Karen goes into monologue with Karen Momach. Let's have a moment, please, pause, think of the peppers. Now, Ashly, you nailed it on the head. When you said that you washed or smelt, go through something you want to protect. And you want to protect them. And it reminds me of when I stood for rain, shouted for rain.

He didn't give me the respect for what I was doing. I was like, this is not about you in rain, Gary. Oh my god. When I soldiered for my man, I thought he would say thank you and I thought he would do that and he never gave me the respect for what I was doing at the time and it put a straight on relationship. Thank God a life coach with the pressure of TV cameras got Ray to give me a perfunctory thank you and that solved everything

Sorry, I had to cut that's okay I thought you were just choked up by by Karen and Ray's progress. Yeah, I was like that's a beautiful That's beautiful. I love that Karen is saying that like I mean of course It's always nice to get a thank you but like when Ray said thank you to her in that life coach, seeing he was like, the therapist was like, Ray, can you say thank you? Can you hear? We'll start with a fat. He's like, you used. Oh, Ray, thank you so much.

That's all I read it. We're back. So Robyn's like, well, what does Ray need? My time, he needs my time and a radio host in a life coach later, he's got it. And Robin's like, he just wants the old Karen. She's like, well, he says that I was the ingressor in bed, the ingressor. And I need him to meet me sometimes. So yeah, because Ray wants the old Karen back. Also, he wants to go to Florida still. Let's

be honest. Yeah. I can't put on the, yeah, he wants the new Karen in old Florida. Yeah. He wants old Florida back. I can't put on baseball because every time that race he's the Tampa Bay race, he just says they're calling me to Florida right now. I said no, right? No. So just L not wanting to hear about Karen sex life immediately moves it back to Candice's, you know, pretend to imaginary baby. And so she's like, well, I can't wait to meet baby bastard. And Robyn's like, yeah, that's huge because she went her whole life saying she's not ready. And now she has her space in her heart for a kid. It's like me and carbs. You know, a while. I was like I'm not eating those then I opened my heart am I close am I close right now? It's very special very special

As she's like hmm. I'm not really done on my point So I'm just saying someone downing is very hurtful. It's very hurtful and Candace is still being shockingly mature. This is like her first season when she was like, actually like, wanted people's acceptance. And so she was nicer first season. So she's like, well, it's not healthy for me to put my shit on you.

This is what I've learned. And you know, and Ash is like, but you wouldn't give me the apology for shit. And she's like, well, I'm trying to. I thought I got to go backwards all that stuff. And Ash keeps saying how she's trying to burn the hatchet. But she's still really hurt by everything. And she's like, I want to be there for you.

I want to be there for you, but I don't want to be under false pretenses with you. Yeah, she just keeps bringing this up because it's the same fight that she's going to be talking about in evidence. Yeah. She's like, this is why everybody. This is why. But yeah, still not working out for her. And so finally, Robyn's like, well, what do you want, Ashley?

What do you want out of this conversation? And Ashley's like, you violated me emotionally. And she's like, yeah, do you remember how you used to act before you had a baby? Yeah, it's very similar to this one over here. And she points against it and gets like, what does that mean? And then Robbins like, and just remember how you attacked my family and the choices I made from my family. And Wendy's like, ooh, hey, she like shoots off a gun with her finger, like a little finger gun. Like, we didn't want to have to do this to you, Ashley, but you're forcing our hand here.

You were a monster too. Yeah. And so Ashley's like, well, did I go on social media and bash you and keep it going? And Robin's like, well, she would do that to anybody, though. That's just a character flaw first. He's just an awful person, but that's separate. So then Candace is like, what's the trigger with this?

Like, why are you mad? And she's like, well, you're asking people to be sympathetic to you. But then you literally spit on me when I'm you to sympathy. And she's like, I do not want to go backwards, Ashley. I do not want to go backwards. And Karen's like, going backwards, that's human. Reminds me of the times that I soldier for rain. They only can know that we're still talking about this carrot, okay?

Listen, she has feelings and I want to hear you say that she has every right to feel what she has feelings. So for instance, if she's feeling like she wants to soldier up like a good pepper, then let us say that. Yeah, so basically Ashley loses this one because Candace is just like, okay, I apologize again genuinely. And I will apologize. However, you need me to apologize.

And she's like, damn it. Yeah. It's like, well, there isn't difference with Candace since the altercation. So it's going to be a slow, topsy, tervey, windy road, but she's on it. Walking in a very slow pace. Yeah. She's on it. I'm like, I'm not sure what road that is, but okay. So then they too. You want to see your mad? You're about to see your really mad, okay? If you really want to see your mad, just tell her that you are going to write a monologue

of testimony for Monique. Yeah, exactly. So now they head back to the hotel and Robyn's face timing with Juan and he's playing up a lot of things. And I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to for Monique. Yeah, exactly. So now they head back to the hotel and Robyn's face timing with Juan and he's playing a video game in just a little bit. I want a nightcap bar, which you know Karen was like, well, sure, I would love to buy one.

Now what sizes do they come in? Because I just love that look. I think Ray wants me to be a wrestler in the bedroom. So it starts with a nightcap. Mm-hmm. So they're all half the girls stay down to drink, but they're totally bored with each other. And the other girls go up with Wendy to pump, I guess.

So basically, they hide in her room and hide some spiders and stuff. And that, it doesn't really work because when they all go up to do it, like the camera crews in there, the girls are in there, the girls are in there with her. They go into a room with her.

So they're like, ah! Yeah, but it's like the fake scare to then get Wendy out. Like now Wendy will be like, okay, that was the subtle thing, fine. And then they're just waiting for Wendy to pump in bed. And Jacelle is like really obvious about it. She's like, so did you pump in bed? Is it, is it, is there a bed? Is there a bed? You want to go in that bed?

You want to get in that bed? Just curious. Under the covers of that bed. And so she's like just get out of my room. So they leave and then they go watch on the producer's monitor so they can see her, see the spider. And she does, and she screams. and then she takes off the covers. Oh, there's a snake and she screams again and they're like, ha ha ha ha!

Wacky housewives see Nailed it! Nailed it! I mean, I laughed. I'm not gonna lie. I laughed. I thought it was funny just because it was like, I was surprised at how many tears of startles there were. There was like the initial spider and then there was like the snake, which was like the second, you know, you know. I was, are you yapping there? Housewives give me three stars. It could've been better. So it's the morning and everybody's getting up and when these already at the bar, like the first thing she says when she wakes up, she's like, she asked her her phone, how do I say I want more poncho? She loves that poncho. Yeah. And Robin's looking at photos from her and then let's. Yeah. And Robin's looking at photos from her in delish photo shoot. And she's like, oh, and then Ashley's doing yoga. And there's this like an extraordinary close up on

her mouth going, like I'm looking at her saliva. I was like, why are we so close on her mouth right now? So Robin goes down to meet Jizella the pool and she's like, well the photographer sent me all the pics from the embellish hot shoot and we whittled them all down and ohm. I mean, now she killed it and yes,

and Candace looks good. Yeah, Wendy looks good. And then they get to Karen and Karen's like looking down with her baseball cap pulled over her face and it just goes Karen's like, I mean, uh, Rob is like, well her pictures are a little challenging for me She's not doing that justice I'm in which that says a lot because I don't know I don't know how much justice the hat merits But I guess whatever that hat is terrible the hat merits, but I guess whatever.

That hat is terrible. The only thing terrible in that picture is that hat. That's terrible. It looks like a Fubri's can. Also if the brand is literally called in Beallish, if you took a bad photo, literally in Beallish it. Yeah. And Robyns, of course, a dick about it.

She's like, something like this, like my hats are youthful. No, they're not did dick about it. She's like, something like this, like my hats are youthful. No, they're not. They're not. There are no 20-year-olds running around in hats that look like that are covered with flowers like a clean-next box. Okay, Robbins, they're not. You want to see that hat go to Zaybars

on like a Saturday afternoon, and you're gonna see some older ladies who have like with very intense black dye jobs wearing that hat and feeling like they're very cool and hip. Yeah, you wanna see that hat? Look at a shoe box reading's card. Okay. That's where you're gonna see it.

Set up with your more youthful. She's like, yo, like more chic and hip and she's not giving me that. And she's like, oh, she's going to cut out Karen for being old. Has she run this by Anno and Tori yet? Maybe, you know, since clearly this is a very important decision. So, um, uh, yes, they're going to cut out Karen from the website, which is pretty, it is hilariously petty and silly because it's already like the stakes are already so low for this hat.

The fact that like someone might buy it, but then they see Karen Huber and they're like, never mind, you know. Idiot, she's so rude. So Robyn's like, well, I don't wanna hurt her feelings, but you know, she has a business, she'll understand. No, she won't. So Robyn's like, yeah, I mean, yesterday was even the first time

I talked to Karen and felt like I was getting to know her more. I love that Robyn's such a victim. Like, oh, Karen would just never share with me. You've been attacking Karen every season for years. What are you talking about? And also, like, I don't understand what sort of vulnerability Karen showed. I mean, she basically was like, well, I sewed it up for Rey and he wants me to be an aggressor in the bedroom. So, let down. It's like that's not opening up. I soldiered up for Ray and he wants me to be an aggressor in the bedroom. So let them It's like that's not opening up Yeah, and so just I was like well she says that Ray's not in love with her

Do you think she's in love with him because we all know they're not having sex and Robin's like what is sex at that age even look like? Well if it's with each other They're already kind of beating your marriage Mayhole she's an ass right? You know, it's with each other, they're already kind of beating your marriage. You may hold. She's an ass, right? You know, it's funny. Last night I was when I was watching, I was like, gosh, I really am loving Robin this season. I'm totally, I'm totally like into Robin. I think it's a lyric. You're like, what an ass. I'm like, God, Robin's great.

I love Robin. You know, I have until this. And now she's like, well, Karen's just like too old to wear my hat. And she's too old to have sacks. And she's too old. She wasn't saying. She wasn't saying that Karen's two old. She's saying that Karen's just not a hip. And if the cat is his hip, well, just not a little.

No, come on. But I can respect that Karen is not the brand. Whatever the brand is, Karen, I mean, let's be honest, as Karen's anyone, is she really a brand ambassador for any product? Yeah, but it's like you're getting your cast weights who would normally charge a lot of money to do that kind of thing, to do it for free

and share it on all of their things. And like someone donated it to you to support your thing. And then you're just like calling them an old, you know, useless, nothing behind it. And by the way, that's the photographer's fault. That's not Karen's fault. If the photographer could not elicit what Robin needed, that's not really Karen's fault. Maybe some of his Karen's fault, you know, I have watched enough America's next top model

to know that the model has to bring something to it too. But I mean, it is rude. It is for sure rude for everything you just said, but I still like, I'm very like on the robin bandwagon this season. Yeah, so they start talking about what it would be like for them to have sex and problems like, I just envision him having his dress socks on. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, which is unfortunately what I would envision too. So then, and then apparently we learned that years ago, Karen got drunk and said that she hates Ray's dick. And Rob was like, yeah, I never forgot it. So there's just that thing. Robbins also really good. Jacelle is known for being the shits der and I guess Karen and Ashley too.

But Robbins will drop a bomb like that reliably once a season right like last season it was about Michael saying that he wanted to what to suck someone's dick right so like she'll just drop the bomb. Well Robbins I think worse about it just because I've decided to hate Robin today. But Robbins the worst at it because she when she it, it's when the cameras are off and everyone's like letting loose and getting drunk. And so she's using like behind the scenes stuff against people. Like that stuff with Michael last season was when everybody thought they were being not watched or whatever. And then this time she's talking about is another time when it was off camera where they were

getting drunk and Karen made some comment that she's going to bring up three years later. You know? And she's also really good at being really fun and nice the whole time. And then she does it like that and kind of gets away with it more, I think, than Jacelle. Because just as a zeal, we'll stand there and yell at you in a hallway where Robyn's like just funny. Jacelle has no elegance.

She has no elegance in her shit stirring. It's like, it's very on the nose and just like hilariously awkward and yet it always works. Yeah. So Wendy goes straight to the bar and orders a pinnacle out of her breakfast and she goes, she tells the bartender,

yes, I am already at the bar in a robe. Yeah. And the guy makes, it looks sort of like Mountain Dew. I don't know what, what, maybe there's something Lawson translation, or maybe that's just the foundation of opinion collada, what do I know, okay? So then Karen and Candace are on the roof deck, like restaurant or whatever, looking at the view

and Karen's saying how she slept really well and Candace fell asleep and her makeup and her clothes and Karen's like, I have to say that I'm so proud of you at the way you handled yourself at dinner. Here, I'm giving you a pepper, take that as a symbol of your growth. She's like, well, for me, it would be like, when I was attacked for three years in a row.

I'm like, okay, it's about you, this mom long. Yeah, so she's like, yes, I understood because the ladies attacked me and now they're attacking you and you didn't have a fit and throw a butter in my affinity one. So you're really growing, you're really growing. So Candace is like, well, I would be completely open to being her friend, but at this juncture, the ball is in her court. Oh, you marrying Juan. Mm. So then Ashley goes and sits with the Jazellen Robin by the pool and she's,

I don't know why I wrote this down. Ashley asks Robin why she's in a sweater, which is actually a pretty good question. And Rob is like, I'm about to get skimpy. So then they're asking her about Candice and everything and Ashley hasn't seen Candace and you know They all were like we thought you were past all this stuff and

Ashley says that she's you know been triggered and that she's gonna be writing a statement on behalf of Monique You know basically that will be attacking Candace and basically about the butter knife situation Yeah, I promise like oh so your statement is gonna be you walked into the bathroom It didn't see anything right and she's like, no, it's not as a witness. It's as a character witness And she's like, oh, so she wants you to assassinate Candace's character basically and Just sounds like well clearly you don't want a relationship with Candace if you're gonna do that, ta! Yeah, yeah, exactly. And Ash is like, Well, I mean, if that's what she hears, that's what she hears.

Monika could go to jail and she has a family. Um, like, okay, so like, yes, Monika could go to jail. If she does go to jail, it would also be the consequences of her actions. Admittedly, this lawsuit, I think, is a little above and beyond a punishment for that fight. So there is that too. But Ashley just the way Ashley acts is if like, well, if that's what you hear, that's what you hear. So I'm like, if you're going, if you're putting on a legal record that Candace is like a, you know, homicidal butter knife throwing Biot from hell. Yeah, I think she's going to hear, I don't think she's gonna hear too many positive, you

know, undertones to that. Yeah, but those are also consequences. Those are also consequences that is correct. So there you go. I mean, I don't think they're equal, like one is like actually physically, you know, going at somebody and when's not. But Candace was being held back in that fight by her husband You know while she was swinging away, so Oh, no, so I think that Monique is within her rights, but yeah, that is quite a good for Ashley

I I actually always felt at the butter knife thing. I mean, it's always it's sort of like become like an iconic fight And it's like funny and it's always fun to be like I'll keep her away from the butter knives and butter knives I don't really think in that fight that Candice was trying to stab Ashley with a butterknife. She just sort of had it, she was just like all excited, and she just was, she's the sort of person that turns everything into a microphone

and then starts waving the microphone. You know what I'm saying? So she had a butterknife. And then when she was pushed away, the only thing that she had left to do was sort of like do a floppy toss of a down to the floor. And then when she was pushed away, the only thing that she had left to do was sort of like do a floppy toss of a down to the floor. Still not good.

Still not good. But the way people talk about it, they act like Jason Forkies, you know, of Patel Lavin. Yeah. No, she wasn't trying to stab her, but her husband was holding her back while she was swinging away, which she didn't have left. She didn't have a knife.

She had her own knife in her hand. So she's like, well, she's not gonna go to jail. So get over that. So she's like, well, she's not going to go to jail. So get over that. And she's like, well, I didn't see it. So I don't know. And they're like, then why would you write a statement if you didn't see it? And she tells them, well, when things were going on with Michael,

one of the things that were alleged were that her cousin and her brother were there, Monique's cousin and brother were there, and that they saw everything. And then they said they didn't see anything and they wrote a statement on our behalf. And they're like, oh, so you owe her. And she's like, well, I mean, yeah, and I'm not lying about it. It's not like I'm making up lies to go against Canvas, you know, stuff that actually happened. Yeah, I mean, it's an interesting situation, right?

Because regardless of whether or not you think that Monique and Chris deleted that footage, they did have Ashley's back in a pretty big way and Ashley does have a really good relationship with them. So it's actually not the craziest thing in the world that she would defend her friend, but I think it would be more like sort of what they say. Like you should probably be doing a statement saying how great Monika is not necessarily to tear down someone who is maybe not as good of a friend, but is like in your friend circle. Yeah, I don't know, I'm kinda anti-candis, so.

Yeah, I mean, I think that this is obviously in the right on this one, but the way she tells it, I mean, there are such things as contributing factors in court cases, and that's why you call witnesses, And Ashley's not lying. And all they have to do is show that clip to see and show the clip where it actually happened on the show. The actual fight happened. You know, Monique of course is guilty for the physical violence, but it's not like Candace was just sitting there, not screaming, give me my name, drag me, then drag me. Or whatever was going on. So I don't know. Here we go. It's like episode 16.

Here we go again. Here we go. And ultimately it ends with Ashley just, you know, again, reiterating that like, if Candace doesn't like this, then I know, then, you know, then that's fine. It is what it is. Then we just won't have a friendship. If that's what you choose as a harp on, then that's on her. is what it is, then we just won't have a friendship. If that's what she chooses to harp on, then that's on her. Like, it's not like you took her last, like the last candy bar from her mini bar.

You know what I'm saying? You're right, you're making a statement in court. Like, she is gonna harp on that. Don't act like she's just like petty for harping on that. I think she, as much as I hate Candace, I think she's well within her rights, totally, totallyping on that. I think she, as much as I hate Candace, I think she's well within her rights, totally, totally harp on that. Yeah, but Ashley's right,

that she's been a first-hand witness to aggression, and this is what Ashley said. I've been a first-hand witness to her aggression, and she did these things when I was trying to get pregnant, and then attacked me nonstop on social media, and went crazy on me and everything else. So, you know, that's what you get if you go to court, people call witnesses

Sorry, you're gonna call them. I'm sure that some of these ladies had no problem Well, I don't know if they did or not so I shouldn't even say that but I'm sure she would have no problem calling witnesses So what do you expect like you see somebody and they're gonna defend themselves? Yeah, no I agree So we'll see we'll see what happens. We'll see next week looks like that's where all the madness is gonna come to a head on this on this front. Yes, and this gonna happen while Candice is wearing a cat woman outfit. Yeah, exactly.

So let's let's mostly on over to Charleston for a little bit just to catch up on what happened for a little bit just to catch up on what happened last week on Southern Charm. I'm taking up my mask because the heating guy has left, so I'm now on She's I'm safe. I'm safely unmasked. Feels great. So like the big thing that happened on last week's episode is that Leva had a Persian dinner party for the girls because she sort of wanted to be like I want to Show white women, you know that there's like more outside the world of white women and She she says at one point like look you're white. I'm brown. He's black. It's cool Let's like you know like break red and like get to know other, etc, etc. So that was like the whole thing. And it was kind of

funny seeing some of the some of the women being like, oh, whoa, like what is this? Like we're sitting on the floor. Yeah, that's how, you know, that's how we do it. Wow, so what do you, what do you, what Persian people think of this? Catherine's like, is it, like before she even got there, Catherine was like, is it belly dancing? And thank God Leva told everyone when she was inviting everyone to this party, she's like, so the theme is going to be Persian princess, but please don't come dress like Princess Jasmine, please. Because you know, you know Catherine had like one finger,

like just reddit, like the one click, one click purchase on Amazon of like a Princess Jasmine, please. Because you know, you know Catherine had like one finger, like just red-hit, like the one click, one click purchase on Amazon of like a Princess Jasmine costume, which was just about to press it. Yeah. So they have that. And then Shep has a good, oh, I'm a good person now. Look, I might even commit to somebody.

And I'm going to go to dinner with Madison too. We're going to make a, I'm such a good guy. And I'm gonna go read in it with Madison too. We're gonna make a- I'm such a good guy. Look at me in the dog park. I'm a dad. Get out of the module, little asshole. Gosh. It was like a lot of obsession about a marsh.

He was like, Oh, Craig, don't go into marsh. Oh, Craig's in the marsh again. Craig, you're in the marsh. He's in the marsh. Which, I don't know, Ronnie, you're a dog owner. How do you feel about that? It looked like it was some sort of cute bar slash dog run,

which is cool, but how did you feel about the fact that that dog run had full on open access to a wet and mud- That's my part. It's infuriating, okay? Of course they put a marsh in a freaking dog park, but you know you get the beer too So I don't know that was nice a fan of bar, but put up a fan. It's right like that. We bothered me Yeah, but there's marshes everywhere there and it rains a lot

So I don't know that you ever really escaped that with the dog But it was a wacky fun scene whoa and he was hanging out with Danny and he's like, I'm so sorry about the Climidia, not giving it to you, but talking about it to Austin who opened his big mouth. Sorry, whoops, harsh. Yeah, and Danny is like, yeah, I feel like last year, I sort of had like a Scarlet letter. I'm like, damn, what happened off camera? That Danny is like, that she got Scarlet letter at level.

I mean, like, I've been saying this for a while, like, you shouldn't feel ashamed about it, Danny, because people get chlamydia and it's treatable, it's like there should be no stigma, but I understand how someone could feel stigma about it, it could be embarrassed and it's on TV. But like, Scarlet level level, Scarlet Letter levels. I'm like, what are people like not sitting near her

in the movie theater? What's going on? Why are people being so mean to Danny? Yeah. And then we go to Pringle. He talks to his boys on the phone, and he likes Madison. He tells his sister that he likes Madison. She's like, let me guess.

She's hot and blonde. He's like, yep, pretty much. Yep. Yeah, Pringle, Pringle's shady. He is a shady character, by the way. I mean, he literally goes up to Austin later in the episode, they're all drinking and everything. And he's like, I'm not gonna lie,

oh, I got designs in your woman, I'm not gonna lie. It's just pretty odd. Yeah, it's odd. It's odd. So, I'm gonna go for it. And like, they're like fully dating. Not a very functional relationship, but they are fully dating.

Like, that is so rude. Yeah. And watching Austin just gets so like, I'm jumping. I'm jumping. It's insane. It's insane that you would say that. It's insane.

So, also at Madison's house, of course, this turns into Catherine getting a ding right in the middle of this very important dinner. It's like serious dinner. She gets a ding and it's now about Thomas and Catherine. What a shocker. Can't believe that happened. But yeah, she gets a text that Thomas has gotten someone pregnant and she's keep in it.

And here I thought that Thomas and Catherine were going to be a forever couple maybe. Yeah, I can't even feel sorry for you right now. I can't. And then she says, yeah, well, I found the I found a pregnancy test in his garbage can a while ago, but he said he doesn't even know how I got there. That's not a good excuse. I don't know. So it's better that some random pregnancy test just ended up in his trash can.

Oh my god, I can't with you guys. I know. Also, you know what I really enjoyed this episode? We met someone who I don't think we've met before. Her name was Jackie and she was at that dinner party, and she was hilarious. She came on with an oversized, brass head piece, and her entire smile was like, hey, I'm Jackie, and I'm here. Hi, everyone, I'm Jackie. This is great. I love Persia. My favorite video game, Prince of Persia. It's great to actually be living in the video game now. Oh, I'm scrolling through all these notes.

Oh, sorry. I'm going all out of order. I was just doing it. No, no, it's okay. I am too. Um, and I think that's all the stuff that, but also Catherine's thing sounds fishy to me and just going back to that for a second. I think she knew that this lady was pregnant and keeping it and she's just bringing it on

TV now and being like, well, I thought it was going to work because that's crazy. She had already heard about this a long time ago and she just happened to get a text right now. Come on, you guys. Oh, and here's the other thing that happens. So Catherine is like, I love that necklace Madison. Is that from Patricia's closet? And she's like, Oh, yeah, she has a diamond too. And I tried it on. She said, you can't get that from Austin? And she's like, oh yeah, she has a diamond too. And I tried it on. She said, you can't get that from Austin. And Catherine's like, that is so weird. She's like, yeah, I mean, make me say it

because I do look up to her opinion. And Catherine's like Patricia is meddling. She's like the puppet master on the ensync album with all of us on it. She's just saying the puppet master, that's fine. But I know those perverts. But, I know, but those pervades. But I was like,

it's Catholic. The Prophet Master on the Insync is the most. It's specifically that, that's the most. So they're all gonna be singing and dancing soon in a room that's tumbling on its side. So our Catherine and Patricia, it's sort of felt like,

after all the hubbub of that, then being friends again, it's felt a little bit like, is there other cracks in this relationship going on? I kind of got that vibe. I also, I did take notes, I took notes on the first scene and it was a scene in Austin's house with Craig and they have like their bro, like sad bro banter

and it was actually very hilarious because Austin's like Craig I found your toenail clippers that you accused me of stealing and Craig's like why do you call them toenail clippers he's like isn't that what they are fingernail clippers I was like what this household the discussions this household? The discussions that they have, the discovery that they have. He's like, Quang, pick up all your shoes. And they're like five pairs of tennis shoes and a pair of like heels. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny finding things to complain about now. I mean, this house is legitimately spotless. I'm like, there's like, like a raccoon,

just like reading a newspaper in the kitchen. No. And I love that Patricia and Whitney aren't even hiding it. Well, I guess they've never really hidden it. It's not like a housewives show where they're like, let's manipulate things behind the scenes with the road online. This one, they're just like, come over to my house.

Now, here's what you're gonna do. You should date Madison, because Austin sucks. You know? I you know I mean no they're like she's manipulating us it's like she's not manipulating you she's literally casting your relationships on camera she's like Whitney is the executive producer like he's literally he's not manipulating you he is beating out a story okay and Patricia is like Patricia is like a richest fuck in a big rich mansion and she has a butler. Like if you are not expecting to be manipulated by someone like that, then you are the exact sort of person that gets manipulated, sorry to say. Yeah. I like also Craig and Austin talking about,

they're talking about Trap Hop and everything and Craig suddenly gets like really, like inspirational and everything. He's like, you gotta focus on your company. Like you're the only person I can get in your way. And I was like, yeah, Tony Robbins be mad. Oh, Tony Robbins means like, you know what I'm saying? You need to prioritize. And Austin's like, oh, Craig is homeless,

but he thinks he's a shark on shark tank, okay? And Craig's like, don't be self-destructive. So tonight, let's go bar hopping. What? You gotta focus on your business. Let's go bar hopping. Yeah. So it ends basically with Katherine finding out

about the new baby and with Austin finding out that Pringle's gonna be coming for his later. Don't, don't, don't, don't. And actually my favorite line, sorry, this is my last thing. My favorite line was Austin saying, Craig, you definitely had a merry last night, a mysterious alcohol-related injury. And then Craig goes, yeah, dog bit me.

What? I was like, oh, I tripped and fell. It's like a dog. Whoa. What was the, I need to know the entire backstory about that dog. That's Craig's superpower. He's just got a hand that will constantly heal every season

from something. And it gets maimed and healed all at once. That just goes on. His hand has more of a story arc than he does these days. So we are changing up our schedule a little bit this week because we've got extra shows. OK. We've got Monday.

We've got Real Housewives of Potomac. And then we have below deck on Tuesdays, then Wednesday will be our bonus episodes, which are Emily and Paris, then Thursday is Real Housewives of Orange County, Friday is Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Saturday is Southern Charm, and then we are saving up the final episodes of Great British Baking Show for Thanksgiving Week, because we're going to need something to post. So keep watching it. We're going to keep recapping it, but we're just holding him for a week or two, so we can have something for you guys on Thanksgiving.

Okay. Yeah, which by the way, Thanksgiving's next week, which was crazy. So it's not like, it's not. Oh, wow, is it? Yeah, I didn't realize Dom told Dom's like you know that thanks to you things next week I was like what it's next week I'm looking and look it's there it's it's not oh so then how are we gonna hold episodes then if it's next week that's stupid that was well having well no we'll have no we're gonna do it because this, oh okay, so everyone, the Jell-O episode,

we'll Jell episode and next week's episode, we'll put them on, we'll get it, it's okay. We'll have them up on. I think that's a lot of episodes. There are a lot of episodes up that we're recapping and it's just, our band with this little messed up right now. So just bear with us. Let's, I know if you, I, I know it's,

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