Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Miami Frown Machine

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

Mia's Miami vacay on Real Housewives of Potomac continues to go off the rails as she kicks Candiace and Ashley out of the house and backs out of birthday duties for Karen. Plus, Trina!This episode is Crappens on Demand which means you can watch our recap here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crapins, a podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about. I'm Yee Old Bravo, Bravo Television. I'm Ben Mandelker, recording today live from my childhood bedroom in New York, suburban New York, and joining me today in his adult bedroom or adult house is Mr.

Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, it is so cute to see you in that childhood bedroom. I love it every year when I get to see you in there. So cute. Well, it is especially messy. I'm keeping the wide view on. I said I was going to do the narrow view to you beforehand, but I'll keep the wide view on. I am not only recording from here, but I'm also spending some time excavating things, which is why it's particularly messy because my parents have stacked up just over the years, just piles of notebooks and pieces of paper and whatever. And I finally decided it's time to start cleaning some of it out because it's also kind of like a fire hazard,

it's all next to a radiator. And these are like old pieces of paper. I'm unearthing things from 1993. So it's been a trip. I posted some stuff on my Instagram, some just wild. While I wish I had had them here on my lap because it really would have been wonderful to read some of them on the air because I Found some I found some journals. I didn't even think I journaled I always thought to myself as an adult like god I wonder what would have been like to be one of those kids that actually journaled and then I could read them one day turns out I journaled a little bit

It's great. Oh yeah, it was a huge journaler. I had like book selves of journals. I mean, I just never shut up. You know, it's very tortured and pained. My journal... But then I would leave them around everywhere. You know, like I would move apartments

and because I moved out when I was pretty young, I was 16 when I moved out of my house and I would just leave journals in every apartment I was ever in. It's like no secrets here, you know. There's Ronnie's traumatic depressing threesome, you know. My journal, a lot of my journal entries seem to revolve around my ninth grade video yearbook that I made.

My friends Arvind and Mike and I, three of us were on like made a video yearbook and there's some other people on it. I don't know who else was, but I guess I wonder if part of making that video yearbook was that I had to journal also, because I had a lot of entries that were like, today, we recorded the soccer game, but Mike left the camera off, so we missed a goal.

It was a lot of, like, tattletailing to my journal. Mike left the camera off, or, like, there was a great game today that we could have recorded, but unfortunately the camera wasn't there. Yeah, well, fucking Mike just takes the brunt of it in your and all of your journals. Three Korean character, Mike, who's just always fucking everything up. Also, I like that you posted something that you wrote for your newspaper about sheep and you use like the sheer audacity of sheep or something. I was like, there's been his great Krampins titles even back then. You know, I need funny titles. People have said

that, but I have to admit, I don't believe that I actually got wrote that headline. I think I think the I think the Bedford record review wrote that on my page article about sheep. Okay. Is this a confession or what you don't need to take the fucking win No, I don't give it to the I leave with honestly. Okay. I'm gonna read one thing because this was funny that I that I found I did post this on my Instagram, but I feel like it's important to read this in college I was the arts and entertainment editor in our school newspaper and At one point I found I found a summer movie preview

that I had written. I guess it was like in May of, I think it was May of 98. And I was writing about the movies that would be coming out that summer. And which ones looked really good. And my number five movie to keep an eye out for Ben Mandelker, Arts & Entertainment director at The Dartmouth. Number 5 Saving Private Ryan. Here is the blurb that I wrote about saving the private Ryan. With Tom Hanks in the lead role, Saving Private Ryan could very well be that wholesome, feel-good movie that Apollo 13 and Far scum were a few years ago. And that could mean a box office hit.

Plus, it's always interesting to see what director Steven Spielberg has up his lead, hopefully nothing too sentimental. Saving Private Ryan? Yeah, they didn't hire Ryan, the wholesome feeling of something. Feel good moving, you know. the editor that I wrote that said, I will not read anything by an arts and entertainment director who refuses to watch Steel Magnolia's fuck you guys. There's a bomb in your mailbox. I did also find my review of sliding doors and I have to say I pan that very aggressively. I call Ubs basically. I just went in on sliding doors in the school newspaper. I haven't bought me somewhere. Maybe you'd like the next, maybe our next episode,

we record today, I'll pull my sliding doors review out. Slipping paltros. I was very upset with Gwanath Paltros journey. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, disappointed in everybody. Just kidding. It's real house was a phytomic day. Very disappointed in me. I'm very disappointed in Karen. How could you not be new there for me? Yeah. This is also a crap and it's on demand day. So if you want to watch these, hi, hi everybody. That's it Patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. Also, that is where you will find our bonus episodes and On Monday night is take a seat or a lifestyle on Spotify. We've got a few of those left that is

Today tonight. It's like being pacific time join us one two thoughts of bravo goss Yeah, it'll be great. Maybe I'll read some of that stuff on take a seat tonight That might be okay. I would love that. Yeah, I'll be reading some of my childhood writings on take a seat this evening. It's going to be a biggest night yet. Yeah. So here we go, everybody. Real housewives of Patelmeck. Yeah. The Johns Hopkins University has no involvement in this fucking shot. That was the first shot I saw when I turned the episode on because it was flying replaying last week and the

Fallen Cochamette. You have the Fallen Cochamette really sets the tone for this week. Yeah, so let's obviously this big fight. And and so now they're just all we're still at that. We're still at Pudio. And we're still like in the fallout of this fight and Ashley.

Pudio. Oh, by the way, did you notice the Margaret voice at the beginning? And now stay tuned for Real Housewives of Potomac, the Lady Margaret, instead of the guy that I'm used to. No, I missed it again. I'm so mad. And when you said, I, I was thinking, Mark, or Joseph's like, okay, all right everyone,

and now get ready for the real housewives of Potomac. We've got a huge, huge surprise for you right now. Right now with the real housewives of the Potomac. The most exciting, the most fabulous show in all of Ten of Five. It's fabulous. The real housewives of Potomac. Yeah.

What was the ladies' name from Ten ofice that had all the gossips? Serena. Serena from Teniflice. And the wife's known as what Serena has to say about Potemic and just you wait. It's huge. If huge Potemic news. If you think Peter's patio is crazy, wait till you see Serena's sundock. Okay. It's in 10 of fly. Everything goes down there.

So this fight has just happened, okay? And Wendy has gone off. She's pissed off. Me has gone off because she broke her own damn nail, which she's still acting like is a injury from the Iraq war or something. She's like, oh, I'm here. But, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no hitting your sister on the butt with it like snapping it looked like a napkin snap no that was her purse And I was saying what happened with the person because I heard so much about the person that was her purse She was just swinging it so fast and hard it was just like a little white blower It was like I thought it was a napkin too unless she has a purse as in the shape of an napkin

She's like this is my cute designer purse Jack one's It's called a napkin purse She was just throwing everything. Phone, snap, she was throwing the squirrel POS system at token us. Facking Wendy at that point. Yeah. She was actually throwing live squirrels. She found a squirrel on Peter's patio through it. And hit a coconut which fell down the floor. And then they were like, Oh my God, it killed the voiceover guy is Margaret available She has a lovely voiceover voice bring her in here leaves great voice mills call Margaret in here Margaret's like got this

Coming up on the real house wise of Potomac. I'm your Sunday night announcer So um so as she's like homey as my girl so I like a lover, but that was like completely unnecessary. And Jizelle was like, Ashley, both sides were unnecessary. I'm like, Jizelle, let's not have the both side is in like the last thing I need to hear is both side isms right now. Come on, Jizelle. You can't do this. Well especially from, yeah, especially from Jizelle

who spends the rest of the episode going, you straddle the fence, I know, when we'll know that you are that friend. I'm like, your whole point this episode and last episode was how you can't straddle defense. I know when will know that you are that friend. I'm like your whole point this episode and last episode It was how you can't straddle defense, but that's exactly how you're starting off the episode Giselle, but there also was a lot of both sides are at fault two years ago with Candace and Monique and I don't care What Robin says the situations are similar in that there was a fight and there was Instigation and there was fighting and there was things were thrown and I think it's a totally apt

to compare them both because why not? I mean compare them lightly but no I don't think there's a I mean that was that was a fight fight. This was like a water. No I agree that was a fun song. But then she did bring in the she did bring in the purse and all of that stuff too. So there you go.

But you can, I just don't want to get into like the Zapruder film like we had to last year. I swear to God, last year was like eight hours of slow mowing through video. Oh my goodness. You know, I mean, that's probably why Robin actually filmed was not to defend Robin because that Robin is terrible these days, but like she probably filmed it

because production probably didn't let them look at the footage. This way they can look at the footage and have their own levels of breeder. But of course Robyn's just like, you know, like filming random things. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. Yeah. I just like Karen on screen be like, this is too much. The guy is, the guy is.

But as far as the both sides thing, they were not just both yelling one got physical. Okay, so it's not both sides. Period. It also, me, I was wrong. Gah, me, I was wrong. Gah, it was very weird that I say team Wendy, but fully onboard team Wendy. But also the other thing is that like it wasn't, I don't think it was both sides because Wendy was reacting to me.

Like with the Candice and with the Candace emotic unique thing, again, not to go back there too much because that was, oh my god, like you said, it's a prudercut film. But, you know, one of the controversies in that was that Candace in that fight was really egging on Monique and then Monique reacted and then it was like, well, who's fault is it? But in this case, Mia actually started with the instigation and Mia followed through with the physical act. So like, there really isn't a lot of it. And it came out of nowhere.

It came out of, that's another thing. The water throwing a martini throwing whatever it was, came out of nowhere. Wendy just stood up to her and it's like, it was not both side, isn't. And if you're gonna say that like Wendy, you know, just Wendy being like, mouthy, the counts as both side as in, and if you're gonna say that like Wendy, you know, just Wendy being like mouthy, the counts as both side as must not forget that me. I was being mouthy. So like they negate each other. I'm sorry. It was silly silly.

Yeah, you can't vilify every action. It's a housewives show. There's gonna be wine throwing, you know, happens on every show and there's gonna be yelling and low blows. That's what that's what it is. It's housewives, you know. Now the other, you know, trying to get somebody to the point where you're breaking your own damn nail and trying to attack them with the purse and everything out. Yeah, me. I have me wrong. Everyone knows me as wrong. I don't know what I'm making like such a big stink about. Well, I know exactly. Well, the other thing is I actually don't think I would be so impassioned about this very point. If it weren't for the fact that Giselle made such a big point

about this, about that it was actually not at both sides as a issue two years ago. And so now she's contradicting herself. Because the truth is, I mean, if I were at that table, I probably would say, okay, they're both being ridiculous right now, because they both were being ridiculous. I know that's a complete reversal of what I just said,

but like in reality, yeah, they both were being ridiculous But if you're gonna take a sanctimonious stance, no, this was Mia's fault Does that make sense? Does that make sense in a way? Like if I'm sitting at a table like like theoretically if I'm sitting at a table with my friends And they're doing this I would expect both my friends to just be like, okay, you both need to chill out right now Like I know she's a fault. You both need to chill out because we're like adults here. But if we're going to be taking a stance because we're on a podcast, which is what we are doing, then yeah, I'm 100% team Wendy. I don't know if those two,

it's sort of paradoxical what I'm saying. I don't know if that makes sense. And I'm not trying to ride off and riding a fence. But like, I understand how I would react to the way versus how I react I'm not having a fan's hump it. Yeah, I'm big. I Just think that like listen no matter what side you what I get what you're saying and no matter what side you fall on we got the Greatest hit this show has ever produced which is who's the CEO now CEO now, who's the CEO now, who's the CEO now, jumping over the moon, count. Prints, prints. Yeah, we got some good wedding music out of it. Who's the CEO now?

So, drink Trina and Olivia. Who's the CEO now? Who's the CEO now? Who's the CEO now? Who's the CEO now? So, Wendy is talking to a producer and she's like, can I get a plane ticket home? Because I'm not staying in the fucking same house or so. I'm telling you, if it's three in the morning I don't care. I'm gonna go to a room and I'm fucking her up. Fuck this professor shit. I was like finally I knew

Book tied all that's really that's the book I'll buy from Wendy right there. Fuck this professor shit. I'm I'll buy for Wendy right there. Fuck this professor shit. I'm when I'm signing up for that class at Johns Hopkins. So then I'm sorry, I just broke the microphone everyone. I apologize. So Karen's like me on a serious note. I urge you to stand and wait because me is in the back of a car of the car doing the Danielle stop thing.

And me is like, it's not that serious to me. Like you didn't, you don't have my back carrying. Yeah, my, you didn't have my back carrying. And kind of like, sweetie, two wrongs don't make a right. It's too wrong. So make a look. When you see Jacelle wearing a crazy fuchsia top and then golden pants, does that make a outfit right? No, it doesn't. Two wrongs do not make a right. Listen, Robin and the Jazal in a dressing room is not a right. Okay. And so, Mia, out of nowhere, Gus.

I'm not going to change for you. Which, I don't know what that has to do with anything. And Karen's like, well, I'm not going to change for you either. For we not. Karen is having a really rough time. I don't know if Karen was chomping on some better scotch before this might happen, but those teeth are loose. I mean, they're all over the place. She got like those, those like those, those teeth that you wind up in.

They're like in her mouth. They're, they're ready to slide out. They're sliding all over the place. So me is like, well, she's out there and talk shit I'm out What world do you live in? King Aaron Don't do that to me. Two wrongs tossing and lion you all cancel each other out with your mind y'all cancel each other

Motherfucker out. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm getting mad. I'm getting mad right now Well, yeah, this is philosophy the right or wrong. I'm sorry, I'm getting mad. I'm getting mad right now. Well, me as is philosophy, the right or wrong. I'm gonna ride with you. Well, they were both wrong. And I'm not the one who invited Cherise on my birthday weekend. Oh, do you have my bag? That's exactly what you're saying.

Which is very true. It's true, but this whole trip is not for your birthday. This is like your birthday just happens to kind of fall on this birthday trip, but you're correct. She can't sit there and yell at somebody for not having her back, whether inviting her greatest enemy. I think the whole, you don't have my back point, which is really basically the, the, that is truly the beating heart beat of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I think that whole fight, that whole idea of you don't have my back, that is the stance

you take when you have nothing left to argue about, or you've lost your argument and you're still angry and you need to be angry at something. So you just go to the, you don't have my back thing because it's always such a bullshit thing like, oh, no one has any wants backs on these shows. You know, it's always like a lot. Well, it's also, you know, it's also one of those things that teaches you about real life because this really does work in real life.

Like if you have no argument, if you're completely in the wrong, you just look that home goods idiot in the face at customer service when they won't take the little penguin that goes on your bookshelf, they won't take it back because you've taken the tag off and don't have receipt. You just say, they won't take it back because you've taken the tag off and don't have receipt. You just say, you don't have my back. You've not have my back next. Sorry, okay, here's your $16. You know, store credit, though. Store credit. Now, I'm like, well, I'll take it,

but I won't be happy about it. Because people don't ever want to be, people don't ever want to, like, ever not be seen as a loyal person, like a good loyal person. So that like always gets people up against the wall. So now we have that going on. I guess. Hey, by the way, you know what, home goods, by the way, I have a public complaint to make. I'm gonna air you with this.

Good. I went to home goods yesterday and I was checking out and I was buying some wood bowls, okay? And the lady goes, you can do better. No, first she said, are these some last-minute items? And I said, no, actually, I just didn't have anything to do tonight, so I'm at home goods like every other fucking night of my life, you know? And I said, no, they're just to fill some shelves and she goes, you can do better. I mean, come on. I said, excuse you. And she said, there's a whole store and you brought these. She's like, you're buying these. How dare you? How dare you? I drove home and I was like, how do you, how does one even deal with that? Like, was she trying to be cute?

I don't know what it is, but I pissed. And then I put those bowls on a shelf and I was like, damn it! She was right. You wanna talk about a bee who doesn't have your back? I'm looking at you, lady, from Dubai that works at home goods. I'm looking at you.

And I will be back in there every night this week. Just try and get your approval. You know what I mean? What she said, it feels like it does not, it's not a good customer service angle. And yet it's what, it's what everyone else in the line is probably thinking. Everyone in the line is thinking, you were taking up a slot at checkout right now for those two bowls. Like, you can do better. Look, we're all here, bringing our A game. Because at the other day, those home goods or TJ Maxx or Marshalls or Nordstrom Rack, people who are working at checkout,

they ultimately, it becomes like American Idol. I don't know if you noticed this, but there have been so many times I've been waiting to get to checkout, to be called up, and I'm just watching a lady say, where did you find this jacket? Oh, I love this and she holds it up and then she will turn it back in the front.

And she'll make this. If they're all, Tristan, wait, they're all the target lady. And they're like, this is amazing. Oh my god, this is wonderful. I love this. I wish I had this. Oh my god, you have more back there. It is 100% the target lady.

Yeah, so funny. And then I threw a water bottle, water bottle at her head. Still not sure who is right or wrong in that fight. Anyway, speaking about being hypocrites. Oh, it's size-a! Mesh-oos! Here comes one right now.

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And they're, at this point, everyone seems to have temporarily moved on because Red Velvet or deep-fried Oreos have arrived at the table. So they're just, they're digging in and she tells like, Jisella leaves no dessert behind. I'm sorry, that was like a caravace. Jisella leaves no dessert behind her bloody fingers, purses flying, I don't care. So she's like, I want to check on Mia.

I want to check on Mia, but she doesn't. She just like sits there and continues to eat. And Karen's like, I want to check on Mia. I want to check on Mia, but she doesn't. She just sits there and continues to eat. And Karen's like, give her time. And Robin says, well Karen, I feel like you didn't try to diffuse the situation. Robin, you were filming it on your phone and laughing. Shut the fuck up, Robin. Robin, you were standing at the table at one point arguing

when you were talking about. I know you're gonna get mad at someone one point arguing Wendy. What are you talking about? I know you're gonna get mad at someone else for not defeating the situation. That's ridiculous So Karen's like, well that my ass. I was just trying to get the fuck out of here I mean I was sitting in between the two of them. Listen, you know, I can't fight You know, I can't lie So then we cut to Ashley talking to Wendy and Ashley's like, are you okay? Don't worry because she's talking about going home and when he's like she shook her home because she committed a sore Who throws a fucking drink? Who does that? Who throws a fucking drink? Who throws a fucking drink? Who throws a fucking drink?

Please clean the sink Brent wait, that was a good one. Quentit Yeah, and so then now the women are all getting up from the table and Karen's like, well, I have whiplash because let's not forget that at one point Wendy put her like two fingers lightly on Karen's back and Karen was like, who's touching me? Who's hitting me? You're hitting me. So Wendy's basically like, I didn't do nothing wrong. I didn't do nothing wrong.

I didn't do nothing wrong. Okay. And she's just not going to go back to the house. And she's questioning whether or not she even wants to be on this trip. And then she says, you know what, she's lucky. I didn't wear my straight wig because I would have been pissed. She's like, oh shit. So then Jacqueline, Mia, just out in Robin at the car, and Ashley and Wendy and Karen are in their other car. So Mia's like, I'm not really okay. My flight is at 8.30 a.m.

Gordon Book that I'm leaving. And then Karen's talking about how she got cast out by Mia and she's like, well, I'm not changing. So Jacqueline, who I'm sorry, but she goes somewhere else. This ask is there, I can't believe you're allowed to bring in somebody who's just gonna sit there and kiss your ass the whole time. Do these people have any kind of audition

that they have to pass before they get to show up and just like totally side with one person? This is unfair. This is stacking the deck. Yeah, so Jacqueline goes, I agree, Ronnie. I agree. I'm sorry. I didn't feel like I could assign that. I don't feel like I don't because I like I acknowledged that I heard you. Well, it seems like I'm going to say something, but then I get confused. Cause then I got

myself so upset about Jacqueline, who literally has done nothing wrong. I plan to be honest, I'm not going to lie. I'm all over it. Sorry, she doesn't make me that bad. I think she likes her. Her following me around and like speaking for Mia and trying getting, trying and getting in all these stupid fake files. She's just annoying. She's not cut out for this, okay? I'm sorry.

Like, so much to do told that lady at the home goods. You're just not cut out for this, okay? Would you say that? Go work out it. Go work it Tuesday morning where I expect to get told out of the checkout. I feel like Ronnie Ronnie You are the checkout lady at home goods Mia is you and Jacqueline are the wooden bulls

She is the wooden bulls and you're like do better do better so Just call Jacqueline wooden bulls so So wooden bulls like I feel like Karen was the only person who could have defused the situation No, you all could have defused the situation. Okay, you cannot be telling you cannot be saying oh both sides were wrong And plan that they both should be bigger adults and then not act like an adult yourself and try to defuse it Everyone could have defused it in a very easy way and everyone sat there and watch because you knew it would be a great moment

in a very easy way and everyone sat there and watched because you knew it would be a great moment. Which everyone sat there but also Karen did try to diffuse the situation. She kept saying no no no no no no no you stop you stop which is more than any of the other ones did. Yeah come on. So it just feels like there's nothing that when he said that Karen said that's not true. And when you straddle the fence, you should show both people that you don't have support for either one. And so me is like, yeah, well I look at that Mary Clarence, when she had the fear, when she had the fear, she did not have mine, and Jacqueline's like, she did not have your back. No, she did not, Jacqueline.

She did not have your, do you even have it back? You're just all stomach. That's right, I'm only a stomach. Fuck Karen, where's my back? How am I supposed to run joint chiropractic without a back? Kim someone tell me that. Jacqueline's like, you sewer, you sewer girl.

So then, yeah, tell us. All stomach and yes, you sewer girl. So then yeah, tells us all stomach. Mia says she goes, anyone trying to put ring and a planner in the liaises, I wouldn't let it, but clearly Gordon who loves and adores Karen, she allowed his ass to be flayed and she can see that problem with that. Okay. So just as a reminder, Mia is really pissed because like husbands are off limits.

Well, I didn't hear Mia really piping up when Ashley went after Candice's husband. I feel like Mia was actually pretty quiet about that. Mia seemed to have no issues whatsoever. Mia didn't say, I know Candice and I have her issues, but husbands are off limits and Candice and Ashley, you should stop. There was no energy for that. So now that she wants other people to show her that energy and I know it's a little different because she views Karen as a friend and she's not friends with and and me is not friends with Candace. Fine, you're the way. The point is more hypocrisy found in the home goods of Potomac.

Well, I was you know, I watched with closed captions on because we're just typing so fast. I, you know, it helps basically. And, you know, how filet is spelled, fileted, right? And so I wrote fileted. And I'm looking at the sentence right now, like, is every husband on this show accused of eating ass like, what the hell? Until you said filet. I was like, oh, wow.

I guess I didn't know how to spell that before. What the hell and until you said delayed I was like oh I guess I didn't know how to spell that before it served at a ball Ball gown strip but I mean but also there was a ball So so now we're back at the house and Rob it's like a worst candy And just I was like Just just I was like, girl, just Candace is the least of my thoughts. Saa. So there, he, that, oh, sorry.

So they got down to the like the little basement area. And Jack was like, I'm exhausted. I just can't believe that happened because, you know, Wendy's in a position where she's a professor and nobody tells a professor what to do. And me as she's a boss, you know, Wendy's in a position where she's a professor and nobody tells a professor what to do. And me as she's a boss, you know, nobody ever tells her what to put her pamphlets. And so when you get two people in a room where one is capable of just shaping minds and the other is capable of, you know, moving pamphlets, I mean, wow, so much power in one room. Am I right, ladies? What

happens when an unstoppable syllabus collides with an unbreakable brochure? Am I right? So outside Wendy comes home, we see her coming in. And she's, she's comes up the stairs. And we just have to point out every sheree's line because she doesn't get any but she goes, what if I was about to fall back? That's it. Oh, she said what if I thought she said that she was about to, I thought she was just declaring that she was really winning me over on this Miami trip just because she's just

like, she is hot and like like, she's like temperature hot. Like she is, she is a melted candle. She is a melted candle. Walk, right? They put her in the way back, like three times this episode in those bands. She's like, I'm in the way back. Again, this one's trying to maintain an illusion

that she needs luxury at all times. And she's just like sweating. Her hair is sort of like maddened down. And there's this my favorite shot of the entire episode. I took a screenshot of it and I was gonna put it on our IG and I forgot. There's one shot of her sitting on her bed, just steaming her blast.

I just wanted to compare it to like a glam. I wanted to do a side by side of that with one of like the Beverly Hills glam squad things, but then I couldn't really figure out what the caption would be, but just the juxtaposition of what you see on Beverly Hills with like 10 different gaze surrounding each cast member, and then she's just sitting on her bed and rocking.

And then that's just hot already, and she has to steam while she's hot without air conditioning in her. And just the way that me had described here, I was like, well, when is she in her face? And now every time you see Cherise, you literally can see her eyebrows sliding down her face. I mean, it's such an app description. So then Cherise joins me and Jacqueline and Robin downstairs and they're talking about, you know, it was difficult coming over,

but Wendy's upstairs now. And so, actually goes to Knox on Wendy's store and Wendy is leaving. Don't don't don't. Yeah, she's gonna leave, she's gonna go to a hotel. So, yeah, so that's basically, I mean, there's just like more conversation about like checking in on via like, do you feel better? I mean, it, yeah, so that's basically, I mean, there's just like more conversation about like checking in on via like do you feel better?

I mean, it's like, and so basically Wendy leaves the house. So now it's the next morning and The normal morning stuff on a real house wise vacation, which means face timing the kids, et cetera, and then Yeah, except on this one we find out what a fucking hypocrite want Dixon is my god That guy who spent all season last season being like Robin. Why are you in bed depression's of myth The fuck I'd have fed you lazy ass and he just left He has to take the care of the kids for like what two or three days and he keeps him home from school Because he was too lazy to get out of bed Okay, is that what happened?

Cause that to be honest, I did not pay attention to the Robin FaceTime for child scene. Yes. And I got defensive. Cause even though I think Robin's been a huge asshole right now and the season in general, I stand for the person who's asleep at 1230 in the afternoon for their mental health, whether it's like legit depression that day or not

Maybe I just fucking want to how about that? Why don't you go keep your regular rules with your little regular people over there If I want to be in bed at 12 30 I fucking will how about that? I pay my taxes Okay, thanks Ben take it away How about let's get along they came here to do let's, you want and more taking care of scandals, okay? So, no kidding. Don't you have some reports to file? No.

Okay. Don't you have some, okay. I don't know. Yeah. Don't you have somebody up the chain of command to maybe report things to the, that have been reported to you? No.

Okay. Just stay in bed. Don't you have some milk that's expired in your fridge? I'm just adding some errands on cheer list too. While we're handling things. Don't you have to get the groceries? Isn't there a dry cleaning to pick up too? Just saying.

Get all of a sudden, keep your stuff on the dry cleaning. So then people are kind of not sure. You know, the thing about this season is people are just kind of wandering around until a fight happens and just been happening the whole season where people are just like, what are you doing? Eating what are you doing? I'm hot. And then it just kind of goes like that for 20 minutes until there's a fight and then everybody's suddenly in it. Yeah, that's exciting. So yeah, so, yeah, Jizzell is talking to Ashley about about last night and Ashley saying she just doesn't like violence and Jiselle's like well, it's a good thing. You went to the bathroom during the barn situation

Nah, and Ashley's like well, I don't come down that either and Shree's cuz well, it does sound a little contradicting wouldn't you say? I'm like okay, Inspector Perot boy. I know She's like a love storyrice has always figured something out. Oh, and Ashley's like, how so, Perot? And just like, well, you participated in what was going on. And so now, just as always telling us that Ashley's just blowing in the wind because she was willing to stand up for, she was willing to stand up for Monique

and write Monique a character witness letter for the judge, but she's not willing to stand up for Mia, which is somehow a bad thing, even though Jacelle had the exact opposite. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't put myself back on camera, everybody. So Jacelle is saying Ashley's being a hypocrite for sticking up for Monique, but not sticking up for Mia when Jacelle was mad at Monique for being violent, but is now sticking up for Mia. So who are you calling a hypocrite? You're a hypocrite about hypocrite hypocrite hypocrite hypocrite hypocrite. It's it's fence hot potato. It's hot fence hot fence. But it's a potato on a fence because everyone's accusing everyone of being standing on the fence. So whoever's been most recently accused has to put it

off to someone else. So now Jazeal is she just knows her time is about to come because it's on Karen right now. So she's putting it on to Ashley just had a she just she just knows this. She's like, I don't know what this is going to be useful for. But I know it will be useful at some point to start casting Ashley as someone who sits on the fence, who blows whichever way the winds blowing some just gonna put my deposit into that account right now, you know. So Ashley is like, well, just I was very quick to defend Candace, but for some reason in this instance, when me I was the one who attacked Wendy to sort of like Sean Wendy, it feels wrong, which is correct. It does feel I did is crazy that like no one, like no one is coming to Wendy's defense whatsoever, at least at this point of the episode. Well, nobody's really saying anything about anything, right? Because me is not coming back talking about it over and over. Everybody's just kind of like, okay, you know, let's have some eggs. No one's really doing much yet

So then they were all been like lobster for breakfast So then Mia comes in and talks like there's a staff of bus boys just waiting there. She's like talks like there's a staff of bus boys just waiting there. She's like, I'm family. Yeah. Of course she didn't, she, of course she canceled her flight. Did anyone really think that thirst bomb was going to leave the cameras to go home early to Gordon? No way. She was going to stand by me. Okay. She brought bathing suits to show off some looks. She was not going to abandon those. So she is like, hey, me and then in the meantime, Candace, we finally see Candace, who is having a great season. I have to say Candace, I'm like, I, this is the most positively I felt

about Candace since her first season and back in her first season when she was like a totally different person. But I mean, too. And guess what? I don't trust it. Okay, I feel the same way. I'm happy to see Candice. I'm laughing at Candice. I'm finding Candice totally enjoyable. It reminds me of like when you're on a diet and you stick to it for like a week and then suddenly you're like,

oh my God, fruit is delicious. Right. And you start having fruit in the morning, but then the second you have another piece of pizza, you're like, fuck fruit. You know, that's how I feel. This is gonna happen. I don't trust it quite yet.

I thought you were gonna say it's like when you go on a diet and you're like, oh my God, look at all this progress I've made. This is amazing. I love this new lifestyle and then you realize it was just water weight and then all of a sudden you stop losing weight and you're like, oh. So Candace. That too. Candace is like, I cannot for the life of me understand how in six hours these girls

have already built mountains of drama. I'm arriving ready to do shots, ready to kiki. And we are talking about mailays. Like Candace, what part of this show in this cast and this group leads you to believe that there would not be drama in the span of six hours. That's actually over long for the drama. So we see Robin catching her up in the middle of the night when she arrived and Robin's version is,

well, me a picked up her drink and she threw it. And I was like, well, I'm just gonna record this as much as I can. So she shows her the video and Candace is like, oh my God, Wendy, no, Wendy. And she's like, you know, Wendy was being very angry. But if someone is throwing a drink on me, then you want me to take your edges to my house. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she's like me is throwing the person in the bags and stuff.

She should leave, which is true. Yeah. So now it's like we're back to the present and Karen now slides open her like her Den door her like office turned into a bedroom door she slides and steps into the living room and me as a candy marte caring You know even when I go from handcuffs with my friends, I don't make it about me. I only make it about me. So Karen celebrating her birthday and when it comes to Wendy, I pray on it and God said, don't kill a bitch. Now as someone who's read a lot of the bible, I know that God doesn't say that often. Usually God's advice is kill bitch. Okay. He'll tell you through a burning bush. He'll tell you any sort of way, but it's usually kill a whole town

God will little be like if you need me. I will just like have frogs rain down It's like the guy doesn't make sense. I know, but I will do it. I'll do it. You want frogs? Frogs are coming Frogs are coming so just like what are we doing? Not for the day. What are the birthday plans? I mean it's like well I want to do some fun spines. I can see the stuff for my car and we're gonna have a birthday dinner so everyone will want for the birthday dinner. I just want to say birthday dinner again so everybody will be reminded that I actually promised I was having some sort of a birthday dinner for Karen. be reminded that I actually promised I was having some sort of a birthday dinner for Karen.

Because that's forgotten about later. For your birthday, I got you the gift of being able to sit there while I get my nails done. Oh, yeah, happy birthday. Yeah, she has the nail tech coming over to cut the rest of her finger off. And so Karen's like, well, it would have been nice if we had given us all our Madden killers. Like, got our press on. So then they decide to go to the pool and we just cut the sherrys in the bathroom going, I'm so hot. She's like, she's like maddening her.

I don't know if she's powdering. Her eyebrows are right here. So check out the hotel. I'm so hot. I'm so hot. her I don't know if she's powdering her eyebrows are right here check up the towel So they're rolling so and They're just like it's just like There's just like just like Galovant not Galovant it's, in the water, and then Mia announces that at one o'clock, or they're not actually in the water, they're just at the pool, but at one o'clock,

they're all gonna be going to the Savoy Hotel so they can get on the beach, and it'll be nice, I'm assuming that's on South Beach, by the way, I hope so, by the way, I'm going to Miami this week, so if anyone has any recommendations, let me know, I've never been. Maybe I'll go on a bar or one, maybe I'll going to Miami this week. So if anyone has any recommendations, let me know. I've never been Maybe I'll go on a bar or want maybe I'll go to Peter's patio. So So then I have a recommendation not South Beach You you will never hate yourself more than after you go to South Beach

I haven't been there in years, but man I went there and I was I think a waste size 30 and I was or 32 and I was like, oh my god I'm so I think a waist size 30 and I was, or 32 and I was like, oh my god, I'm so fat. I have nothing to wear. Um, I don't know. You don't need to be. Well, then go to South Beach, because you don't have to wear a shame South Beach. No, I, I think it's gonna be good.

I think by the time I'm done, by the time I come back to LA on Saturday, on Sunday, I will be full of so much shame that I will finally start eating properly. Like for the first time since the pandemic, like I think I think South Beach is what I need. I need to see men in like 12 packs and just see them just like all these models walking around. And then I will be like, okay, okay, I feel the shame. I'm ready. I'm ready to do everything right again. Yeah, shame doesn't work for me. Shame's like my favorite ice cream topping. Like I just love it.

So pool time, they talk about going to this hotel and then Karen is talking to Ashley and Candace and she's like, well, it's my birthday. And I want, oh my god, say it for my birthday. And then we cut to Robin talking to Jacelle. Like, is, is Mia gone? I mean, is Wendy gone? Where is she?

She got her own hotel room. And then back to Candace and Karen Candace is like, I hate that she's being hoscusized. I just can't take it. Here everyone is carrying on like nothing happened. And then she gets herself so upset that she starts crying on an unfolded napkin? I know, I would worry you. It was like a towel or something.

I don't know. It was like a big, formless cloth. And I thought this is not the canvas. This is not the canvas that we know. Okay. She is abandoned at the crying goal. This is not the Candace that we know. Okay. She is a band of the cryangles. She just has a Rag is terrible very off brand Yeah, and she's like well, I don't like that you can do whatever you want to someone and there's just a vacation for it It's triggering it's TRIGGING

It's like okay guys. I mean At some point I think this is just this is too big of a video over a wine throw. You know, like I can only say and rage for so long over this. It was a, it's a house wise wine throw. Let's all stop sobbing. Okay. Yeah.

So Candice is crying and then bulls see us from across the way. She's her crying and it's like, well, I'm not going to let her bring her back. So then Candice is like, I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry, but this is not right. This is like, I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry, but this is not right. This is not, I'm gonna cry. I am gonna cry. And she is, she just tells us that she was like really disappointing, you know, to see Robin justify

what Mia did and we see last night that Robin was telling Candice like, when he doesn't let you talk and she cuts you off and like, I've wanted to throw water bottles at her and Can't say but we all do that we all talk like that. I mean especially Candace by the way and Robins like but that doesn't make it okay So yes, it's total reversal for Robin all of a sudden on this. Yes And I actually liked that well Yeah, I actually like this because it was like a moment of honesty from Robin because she says, you know

Candace is trying to compare this situation to the situation two years ago, but there's no comparison I mean me is wrong for throwing the drink Wendy is wrong for escalating the situation and the producer says But you're more on me aside, right? She goes because I don't like Wendy. I was like well, there it is Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like a moment of honesty for Jazelle and Robin. They just don't like Wendy. Like any other season, if it was one of their enemies, they'd be having a goddamn crusade

to get them off of the show. But because they don't like Wendy, they're fine with it. Trashy, Trishy. So Ashley faced times with Wendy. And she's, and Wendy's like like I was crying all night long and Candace is like you should be here like you need to be here like you deserve to be here and I'm sorry that was actually Candace who said that you should be here You need to be here you deserve to be here and Ashley's like we're having a beach party here today

So like maybe I can come it's like neutral and care goes, let me invite her so she takes the phone and she goes It's an official invitation on behalf of Surrey County USA from the Butte girl We want to present you on a beach full of sand and Surrey County Ham we cordially invite you when the person to come and enjoy the sun with us Thank you very much sign Surrey County and we can't be and it's ambassador. Like the court leads my to the five nine in the time round the wine time down body with Karen five nine you know, I also just want to point out to everyone who is listening to this podcast that as I mentioned before I am

recording from home and we have very thin walls here and my dad is like in the next room over listening to Supreme Court oral arguments, but probably also listening to our Karen my Karen Booger voice. I'm just wondering what my dad is thinking right now. What just position. All right. Well, who's the bigger nerd? You know what I mean? It's like a smack down over at the map Belk girl. You're Honorable Contagee Justice Contagee Brown Jackson. Five nine. Five nine. All the rowings are gonna be five nine. Yeah. Because it's gonna go through my father into the Supreme Court. And set them as like, hold on.

So they're trying to make Wendy come to this thing. And Wendy's like, yeah, I'm not gonna let Masi fake Masi old Mia ruin the weekend. So she agrees that she's gonna meet up with them. Right. So Karen goes in to talk to Mia and she's like, I have a request for my friend. It's my birthday, five minutes, and I requested Wendy to come to the beach. You go with that right? She's like, not really, but it's your birthday.

Okay, well do it for me. Well, how may I spend the breakfast with you and then you can do lunch And she's the character like hmm It's just not serious for you, isn't it It's like too soon like I don't want her to think it's all king the disrespect my husband and anybody that's a pork That tells me the thing don't see an issue either anybody that supports that that tells me the thing I'm seeing issue either.

She's like, oh, are you talking to me directly? I'm just like, yeah Karen, because that's what you are. You're facilitating Karen. And she's like, it's bridge. It's a bridge. It's a bridge I'm building. What I see is I see, I see the queens and the Bronx. And I just want to make a white stone bridge. I'm just facilitating And me is like she came with lines. That's not a fair fine You're literally getting your finger fixed right now from your unfair fighting madame, okay?

You just shut it. So she's like well She spoke out of anger, but you know don't you think I'll walk down a beach would facilitate that? We could all gather together, drag our toes to make a gorgeous side nine in the sun. So helicopters who fly above can know the greatness of a witch they fly. Here's what I want you to do. I want you and Wendy to stand and hold hands and hold them up up against each other And then to tell we can get under and we'll say it's a bridge of a troubled water because of course Giselle is the troubled water in this situation more like the disgusting polluted water She puts the funk on

Garth's uncle Amarang Naaan So then Wendy's on the phone. Oh, so then we see Karen calling Wendy. So Wendy's like, hello. And Wendy's like, fuck Professor. Fuck Professor, I'm Wendy right now. And so Karen's like, Wendy, dear, my invitation, I have to

ping-fee with the draw because I'm not the host of the party. Hmm. So I'm just like, this is ridiculous. And Ash goes, well, since this is Karen's day, like, what do you think about like, we just go and like do something, like why don't we just like do something and say, and so Karen's like, hmm, I'm going to die.

Yes, yes, because I need to make a stand. I need to make a stand right now. So then Ashian Candace basically have like a ceasefire because they're like, this is more important. We have to come together for Wendy. So they're all going to go just sort of do a little something with Wendy and then they're going to meet up with everyone at the beach. That's the plan.

Right. So then they're doing shots in the kitchen and they're doing tequila shots. And Robyn's like, one line and Candace says, lime's not for bitches. And Robyn's like, oh, I've been not nothing but nice and supportive, but okay Candace, okay, I got this. Robyn, like, are you an idiot? Do you think I was actually being literal about that?

You idiot. Yeah, so Robyn's gonna be all upset about this now. And she's like, I don't know why Candace is being a butthole. I did not say Wendy Musco and I did not cheer on Mia. Like I have nothing to do with this situation at all. Yeah, you did cheer on Mia. Actually, I'm really glad you did it. You literally wore a foam finger on Peter Spadio, okay?

Okay. You arranged several red velvet Oreos in the shape of a figure on your hand. So now they're separating into the cars, right? The people are going to go see Wendy or in one car. So me is like, wait a minute, where are they going? And Jacqueline's like, they're going to go visit Wendy. So she gets out of the car and she marches over to the other car and she's like, um, excuse me.

I'm gonna be transparent with you. Um, can you hear me? Except for Karen because she came to me and was transparent with what she was doing. Um, when you guys come back, you guys are gonna need to play the state. They're like, what? What?

She was like, yeah, it's my house. And she's like, she's like, that isn't pretty shit. Like, you were the queen of petty for that, like, just, we're just trying to make sure she's okay. And we can't even do that. And Sasha goes, Sasha's watching in Sasha goes, oh, she did not do that. Sasha's like, hello, Kavimamho Tevlamuaka, with evasion, please.

Hello, is this the David hotel of Jerusalem that I add on to my, could I add two people onto my reservation? They need a room to stay. Thank you. God has left a message for your party, ma'am, in case you called. Don't kill a bitch. Hello, is this the crumb one? Hi, this is Vladimir Putin there. You having us so bad?

Whether they should leave. Whether they should leave. Whether they should leave. So, Mia is like, well, Karen's not in trouble. Can she told me when she was getting new, but he's not there to meet him all the time. I'm paying for this house and then look. You aren't paying for shit.

And this is why you should never allow a season two person to plan anything. She's getting this power, the power trippy, you know, vacation planner bullshit. You don't get to kick people off the show. You don't get to decide who's going to film. You're new here, ma'am. Yeah. You don't get to kick people off the show. You don't get to decide who's gonna film. You're new here, ma'am. Okay, you're new.

Candace is like, bitch, you need to be glad my black ass even came on this trip. And Ashley tells us, well, I don't know where I'm even found this audacity to bring her size 13 shoe over here. And actually tell me that I cannot, where what I can and cannot do as a full-grown woman. I think Candace, you know Ashley's team Candace when she takes her diary room comments.

Yeah. When it aligned about size 13 shoes, it's bad. They've come back together in some way. Yeah, Candace is like, I'm not leaving the house I was invited to because you're mad. Did your feet are big. It's almost like she realized she got to the end of her sentence and hadn't shaded her properly. So just, it's like saying, it's like saying in bed with a fortune cookie, that your feet are big.

Just at at the end, you know. So we're at Versailles restaurant and- Oh, this feels good. I just need a- Let's reset. Is this-is this my party? Is this my-is this my party here at the- Palace of Versailles? I hear this. This is the largest house in all of North America. Like, no, that's the queen of Versailles. Oh! So this is a landmark with King Louis. No, that's just- that's the real palace of Versailles.

Oh, where are we? So she's like, I need to reset. Isn't this my party? Is this my birthday? What's going on? Because Mia announced earlier in the, no, no, this is where they're at the beach, right? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

The other group is at the beach. The other group is at Versailles, right? So Ashley's like, um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They've decided that brings no harm to you. It's incredibly petty and I will be sleeping in the same room tonight. You have big feet Candace is like you're getting there. You're getting there. I love this text. This text is like everything That like reality stars do when they're mad, which is they they try to sound a little bit like their lawyers Like quad does this all the time But this is Ashley doing it Where she's like you invite women out of the state like, oh, this is an interstate offense. This will be taken up with the federal government because this offense took place over two states.

Okay, I'm mad. You were rude to me in two different states. This is going to this is a federal bitchy disinvestigation. And then threaten the threatened a bit about revoking your accommodation. Just, just like she, like she's trying to like formalize her language so much to show her anger and like just say it, say it. Yes. So Karen, um, basically actually, it's like, Brachid S. How? After that formal letter, she is, Brachid S. So, so Karen's like, okay, well I didn't say that.

I'm not gonna go sign on that one, okay? But I did love the use of a combination and interstate trap. I do approve of that. This is an offense that took place in two different jurisdictions. So, yeah, me and Gets to the Beach of the Girls and she's like, okay, now I'm in my element, which is the dirt, which I found quite amusing.

And Sasha's like, hey, where are we going? Oh, snap. Which one would think was she's saying, oh snap, because she saw the cabanas, but I think it's actually that she decided to take out her hoverboard and try to use it on the sand. Oh snap, it doesn't work very well That So does that say well Okay, I would like to know as I was minding my business outside the jacuzzi outside my room I look up and I see people in the shower together two people. I was looking up Jesus told me to look up

And province like one person and a stack of wooden balls are From all the goods are And Jesus said you can do better So Robin's like hey wait what she's trying to say is Jacqueline and me it you guys get it on What's going on? Where are you taking showers together? What's happening and Jacqueline's like no but she did kiss my ex-boyfriend once but then they stopped yeah and so then I thought like we've sat through many scenes the season of them saying like alluding to the fact that like the two of them have gotten it on with Gordon I mean I didn't pay super close attention

because I did not super care enough to pay super close attention. I was just like, whatever, they're just being like, you know, it was just whatever scenes. But now they're acting like they've never hooked up before, but I'm like, I thought that was kind of the foundation. Well, they hint at it, because that's what me it does, you know, she acts like,

Oh, that's my friend. We knew everything together. People think she might as well be married And then when people are like oh, so you have three some she's like how dare you talk about G And then and then Mia is like explaining well, Jacqueline's like we're never in a competition with each other Never yeah, because we all know she doesn't arrange brochures as good as me.

And you know what, if she ain't winning, then pulling up, like, if pulling up in her Porsche being all cute and fly, then I'm being a terrible friend. That's someone feeling, because if I'm winning, she's winning. I was like, I don't understand what any of that means. So what are you saying that you got her, her Porsche?

Like, what are you saying? That's what she's saying, right? She's saying like if she's not winning and pulling up in her Porsche, being cute and fly, then I'm a terrible friend because I'm winning. So she should be winning too, suggesting that like everything Jacqueline has is because of her. Oh, me. I make no fun of me whatsoever.

So and sometimes it's fun, but right now it's not fun. No, it's just existing but right now it's not fun It's just existing so then when he shows up at Versailles and she's saying that she's really hurt because Like no one should violate someone in their space and like she's saying how like she's like she'd do a drink of me over Peter I mean, let's keep it real besides Peter told me It's told me that him and G and Mia used to go on vacations together But Mia did some snake shit to Peter's girlfriend at the time. So all this Peter's my brother shit. Like,

since when is Peter your brother? Because last time I checked, he told me he stopped messaging with you. So, um, that's it. Yeah. So this is so funny. So Wendy just comes in versus and Versace, you know, comes in, just sits down, just drops the bomb. Like, okay, is that it? Am I off for the day or what, you know? And so she's like, girl. But I can't tell though, like, I can't tell how truthful this is because Peter was,

didn't seem like there was any of that issue between Mia and Peter on the phone or at the club. But then again, Peter's also always excited to be on camera. Yeah, and Peter's just obviously trying to tell everybody bullshit to each other so he can get in a fight on camera. So Peter, no. No. So, but I also don't understand the allegation.

Mia did some snake shit to Peter's girlfriend at the time. What does that mean? Oh, she probably told the girlfriend that she was dating Peter And the girl was like oh shit. I'm dating Peter. What am I doing with my life? You're a gaming Peter Like you're doing Peter and one a catch and she's like oh my god. I'm dating Peter mom I'm coming actually Ashley is making us out. Well, she says, well, whatever Wendy knows, whatever Mia did, it must be juicy because the way that Mia turned into the hook at the table,

that's something she doesn't want anyone to know. And they show. So they're kind of insinuating that she was fucking the girl that Peter, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Ask me how much I care about Peter Thomas drama. Ask me how much I care. Although I do kind of want to know what happened.

So, uh, so then, meanwhile, over in the cabana, the cabana is their reading Ashley's text, and just I was like, yeah, I get that, da, I get that, da, and me as like, I'm just like tired of being nice.

I'm like, well, why don't you start being nice first and then you can be tired of it? Yeah, when we're unice and Jacqueline goes, Mia can be petty. Mia can be petty, guys. So I'm just telling you, is Jacqueline, since nobody really understands what's going on with Mia, let me explain.

Mia can be petty. Thanks Jacqueline. And so Sheree says like, I'll be the feck of Terry. I'm gonna defend the text. It's be the secretary. I'm gonna defend the text. It's gonna be hilarious. I'm gonna defend. I think I've fed that. I fed that.

This is me. And I'm distant. And I would like to know, hello reservations. Do you accept reservations over tech members? Thank you very much. I'm hot enough. So Ashley updates Wendy. She's like, yeah, she just told me that me and Candace

won't have accommodations because we didn't tell her that we were going to come to lunch with you. And Wendy's like wearing the suit and stilettos doesn't make you a boss. And when was the last time she read a book, Gwyneth and Ham, by Dr. Seuss, that's probably her last book. I wrote one.

Have a seat. What is, I mean, I would personally like to have me write a book because I think it would be so fascinating. It would be like a postmodern masterpiece. Like nothing would make sense. It would be like all disjointed. Then like everything would contradict itself. And it would be like, you know, there'd be like professors

in universities being like, wow, the unreliable narrative, it's fascinating because in chapter three, she was flying a plane, but in chapter seven, she said she never rode into plane. This is brilliant. It would probably just be like green eggs in ham, really. I'm Sam. I'm Sam. I am Sam and I'm Sam and I'm Sam and I'm Sam.

I do not like them Sam and I'm green eggs and ham. What is it? It's a ham in a very luxurious upskill environment where we wear ball gowns, but it's still green eggs and ham I am All you are not seeing here me night not in a box not with a fox See Mia telling off some other stripper I just Don't cut down those trees. You're not staying here tonight. You know what? Eating Tommy went here with I'm being transparent. I mean those trees Not rhyming

just her interpretation of it They're like wait, why did the Lorax just hit that lady with her purse for no reason? Excuse me, treeter downers. I want to know why you have not malpeter time as pack. I will not eat green eggs and I found it makes an eye only places you'll go like me.

Only places you'll go like me. So, Mia is like, I'm a people, please. We know Mia. Okay, we don't need your resume for Christ's sake. And she's like, but until you make me mad and once you make me mad, you're dead to me. I talked to my shrink about it. I said I can write people off and about even care and she said it's because of all of the trauma of them. I suck. You do not get to sit here and talk about your fucking trauma, ma'am. Okay, not now. Bad timing, ma'am. And you're my amy cabana. By the way, the other woman did

receive Shawshaw's text which says, this is me of assistant. Mea apologizes and spoke out of turn. Let's have a good night and enjoy the night. Smoochies, emojis with hearts around them. P.F. If you've heard of any revolutions that are available around town, please let this. I'll thank them so hot.

P.F. I'm hot. So, um, just sounds like, like, well, you know what, Mia, tonight is the white party, right? Ah, it doesn't feel right. Are you kidding me? I mean, where is Karen? When they should be hosting a party for her if she wants to do that. When they should do it.

And just like, well, if you feel something that you should talk to her about it. She has, just out, you have to do something other than stir, okay? You're like a little kid who's like, I wanna help with the cookies. No, you don't. You wanna sit there with the stick, stir shit around and eat shit with your tongue,

your teeth off of the spoon, okay? Learn to make a fucking cookie. Already, okay? And this definitely did not happen over the past four days during Thanksgiving. So seriously though, kids, it's like, oh, it's so dangerous, they can't get near the oven. Well, they can get near the fucking batter. So I say put them to work. And if you're not going to do that, you use learn how to use some cock and go fill those holes that I made trying to do home

repairs all week. us all useful. Get a broom. So storyline. Peace. So then the the cabana girls are they just basically they just start having fun. And they're like doing cheers to Mara Petty shit and then Mia starts twerking and Robin goes, I don't see any cancerous lumps on me as by. Yeah. Yeah. Robin, who's made it her whole story line to stand up for me is reminding us, don't worry. I'm also doing cancer checks trying to catch her on that. Yeah. I'm not sure that Robin is is trained to find those lumps, but the same time I'm also not

sure about what whatever's going on with me as diagnosed as anyway so whatever. I don't think anyone is. So then restaurant it's really bored because they've just basically shut up, dropped all the bombs and now they're just like sitting there. You know eating so it's really silent and boring and this is why you can't just kick people off of shows when they suck. You know what I mean? It takes all of you. It takes a village, guys. So, um, finally, they're gonna go, but Candice is gonna go do her track with Guess Who? Drainah. Weathervation. Weathervation. Can I be a feature solo with Candice's song? Okay, here comes my first style. Hello, reservations.

Okay, did he get that? So Wendy is gonna come with her, which I think is perfect because like I said, I really think that Wendy is angling for a music career. So she's gonna go with Candice. And then we go back to the beach group and they see up a little group of hot dudes walking on the beach who are you know 20 or whatever and they're

Yeah, they're basically like like can one of you guys take a group photo of us? And so there's this one guy who's like 21 and he's got like a good bod in everything and they just all start powing at him They all have their hands all over him. Rob is like, it's been a while since I've seen muscles. Uhhhhhhhhh. You're 20? That's not too old for me to walk around naked in front of. Hold on a second.

Sick man, man, please, man. Um, so then um... They're teasing Robyn because she likes the young boys. Okay, yeah, Karen and Ashley go. Karen and Ashley are in a car and Karen's like, I want to respect the process between me and Wendy, but they're too soon. Too soon. I don't know.

So I don't know why I stopped everything to mention that one line. So then Wendy and Candace arrived at the studio and Treena's there and Treena's like, all cute and everything and they're all like excited. Candace is like super excited and she tells us the song is called insecure featuring Treena. It's gonna be a thing. And you know, there's like, you know,

Treena's like, how has your trip been? Cause like she's obviously been told to ask about the trip. And he's like, oh, it's been fine. It's really stressful because like, you know, cause it girl friends and, you know, this has been the highlight. Who is I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry. I'm like, what are you crying?

Wait, what is this one about, Candace? You weren't even there for the fight. You only got like light after math of stress. You don't even have the real stress of this trip so far. But she's like, I'm so grateful. I just, I then she makes her cry, a proper crying goal once again is back. Yeah. Um, so, uh, they, you know, they listen to the song, basically, we get to hear the song, which sounds pretty good.

The lyrics sound like can't is texting somebody, which like, that's makes sense, you know, um, it's not, they doesn doesn't have like to me, it did not have the soaring hook of Drive Back, you know, and it was kind of like also a little slower than I would have liked, but you know, I'm open for once this, once the recording, maybe it's already available, but I'm like, Candace has a really good track record, but just drive,. So I'm open and ready for it. And Trina is basically like, Trina gives like a little pep talk about, you know, following her dreams, whatever. And Wendy's like, we are so proud of her.

Like she's really taken something that's been like a dream of her since a little girl. And she's just making it happen, you know? And it's like me with Onye home essentials. Am I right, everyone? Onye home essentials featuring Treena. You down, you down. I've decided to make a four-wit candle, but the wax is gonna be made out of my durian steak.

So that's where I'm coming at now. And you should light it in a bar that's also a library for children, dreams, dreams everybody. So we hear the song is good. And then when they leave, they'd like to do the slither out. Yeah. They do the windy slither, which is really funny. So then we go to Karen, like a close-up of Karen over roses going. Pfft. Pfft.

Like Karen sniffs those roses, like someone in a commercial with sniff roses, like it's just all nostrils and like, pfft. She sniffs those roses like she's in an allergy commercial, like it's like the, when you take Clareton, you can sniff roses, you know those people are always like, pfft, take it as big sniffs just to show that they can do it now.

So, yeah. So then she facetimes the red and he's like, which I just realized I can't. So, guess all that nasal passage healing I was expecting to happen at some point in my 40s isn't gonna work out. So thanks a lot. Subsnerally 2000s.

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raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, birthday to he was like I wanted to be in Miami, but I sent a substitute as the roses. Uh, it was joky, but actually I think that ray is serious because he's been wanting to go to Florida for about five years on this show now. I know. Finally, someone goes to Florida and they don't bring Ray, you know, poor guy. So then, so he also talks like every old person on the phone, which is really funny. He's like, Hi, happy birthday. I really wanted to be there, but I couldn't get there. Did you get my present? Did you get it? Screenshot. Um, beautiful eyes, Ronnie, or eye. Um, so then Ashley,

then Ashley facetimes baby Dylan. She's like, hey, baby. He's like, hi mommy. Where you get where you been? I've been stuck with this whore of a nanny for the past three days Are you hungry? I've been having all of my milk from this one nippled freak called Baba That's your Baba baby The nanny is like, oh look he's hugging the phone. Now I'm trying to smother my mother Because she's the worst thing I've ever seen him on and talking a lot if I hope she just gives a wife forever So then um, she restieving Where the vape boom so then to sell is

drunk I'm so Karen was looking for you, Karen. Karen's like, uh-oh. Did you get lit at the beach? She's like, we got lit. And there were boys with no shirts and we had a good old time. I was dropping it like it's hot, like this. Like, what are you in a back seat when somebody's going over a speed bump? What is that? What dance is that? Just LPs, you're gonna give the casting directors of the Walking Dead some ideas.

So, so now, meanwhile, Jacqueline's like, so Mia's in a little bit of her feelings right now, and so far as how you guys left things, and like went and hang out with Wendy, and Karen's like, Ah, this has been about to hit one hell. And oh, cause this part, Karen's gone up to see Mia. Sorry, that makes much more sense.

Right, and Jacqueline's the moderator. Could the fuck out of here Jacqueline? This has nothing to do with you. You don't get to just insinuate yourself into lead character scenes, ma'am. Go downstairs with your friend of energy, please. Thanks. You know, so me as is it is it's safe to say can we hatch a theory? I don't know if this is a very strong theory, but I think it's safe to say. Base off of watching these shows for like 16 years. Jacqueline's are very bad at moderating

friend fights. And I just base this off of this Jacqueline and Jacqueline and Rita, except I don't know if there's any other Jacqueline. But I had to wait for a second Jacqueline to come along before I could really establish that theory there. Yeah, man, we've got Jackie from Real House, Western New Jersey, but I guess she's not really great at illegal either, right?

Well, she's, yeah, she's usually the one who's like trembling in the corner as a result of the fight. So. Greatly to leave her right well, she's yeah, she's usually the one who's like trembling in the corner as a result of the fight so So Care me is like yeah Karen you weren't trying to strangle Can no no no I'm not you were both wrong and this woman is often sub hotel now this when me I was like I would never send her to a hotel you literally just told two people that they had to go stay in a hotel like an hour ago ma'am and me is like you

went to check in the one who is not all-maptor games. And then Jack and goes, let's not do this, let's not do this. Jack, let no, this is a scene that's happening. You will have to observe and learn. Jack, who's forcing herself into the scene and trying to moderate everything is now like, we can't do this right now. No, you don't get to do that. So me is like, what am I doing, John Lennon? She's like, not you, I'm saying let's not do this. Isn't all of us. And so she's like, well, Jacqueline, if someone did something

to you, I'm writing a land you. And Karen goes, but even if she's wrong, or you're wrong, or whoever you're writing with is wrong, someone's wrong in this situation he's sitting on their side and She's like yeah me as into this whole control thing and the Queen does not ask for permission Hold on there's a prop She like pulls out a crown actual crown to put on her head

Meanwhile Shasha is trying to do the same in interview and she's like, the queen does not ask for permission and she's like, uh, Shasha, are you putting on, is that a phone you're putting on your head? Yeah, that is. I do not have a Tierra. So that shot. Like, we, like, we, I, I love my Tierra somewhere. Anyway, so Karen's like do you want me? Yeah, do me. I'm gonna say I'm of course I want you

So Karen's like so we go then well to the capacity Tonight I feel like it's my responsibility that holds your birthday party No, it's like a slap in the veins for all of my efforts. You don't, you want to appreciate my efforts, Karen? And it's like, girl, you don't have to host me a birthday party. I had a cake in the cattle. God is good. I got roses from Ray Ray. And you done fucked up on the birthday party anyway. And that's okay. That's okay. And she's saying, well, the birthday party was at the beach. Can we arrange for a private? No, you said the birthday party was a white party tonight. Yeah. You didn't even do anything. So you just to take all this credit. Yeah. The beach was to get full of it, feeling like, make the people

feel like they actually were in Miami because everyone there's don't want to be where they are so She's like me you are so busy worrying about the wicked witch of Wendy in the West and turn us no bullshit and and so me guys Well when you went and you checked on when you you picked her side And it's like I'm leaving now, but wake up me all wake up me I And it's like, I'm leaving now, but wake up me up. Wake up me up. And me is like, no, you wake up. Because you got me coming for you now.

So you wake up. And Jacqueline's like, oh, can I end the scene? OK, so you guys are done. You're not friends anymore. Yeah, it was very good, Jacqueline. Very much good. That was a good tag, little button. I like that.

Now, do you have the scrotum razor? I need to make sure that that's packed. I don't want you to be upset And that was the that was the end little Oh, it was the end of Patoma He is the selling it But then we see the scenes from next week and Robin's like oh Everybody I have something to play for you. And she plays the recording of Candace being like all these bits of... Which, I mean she's got a point. And people are like, so what was Robin recording?

Their phone call, I think it's from an Instagram live that Candace did after they were all saying all this stuff about her husband. So I don't know, but next to you, crazy messy. Like, is this even like the main trip of the season? I thought this was just like a little trip, but it seems like that we're going to be going on to episode four of this trip. So it's not, I don't even know what, I mean, this must be like, I'm trying to think, where are we on like episode, we haven't even gotten the mid season trailer, have we?

Nope, this was episode eight. Oh yeah, so there's still gonna be another trip, there should be another, this is, I mean, this trip has been pretty crazy. I mean, I'm loving the season, it's, I mean, of course, this Potomac is always great, but it's, I feel like, I'm so good. Potomac is a good one. That's So good. I can't wait for next week. But until then, we

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