Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Mind Your Own Boobness

Episode Date: August 24, 2021

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley does Gizelle's dirty work and tells Wendy that the group things she only got a new body to overcompensate for the Eddie cheating rumors. It doesn't go over very well. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I've got a cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker Well, hello. Welcome to Watch With Crappings. The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on Yo Bros.

I'm Ronnie, Ronnie Carram. Hi, everybody. I'm with Ben Mantelker, my friend, then friend, with a lot of hair and hands from this. Hi, Ben. Hi, thank you for spreading those lies about my hair and my weight. I need it. I need it. I need it. Thank you for spreading those lies about my hair and my weight. I need it. I need it.

Oh no, my hair is thinning. I've got a gut now. Let's say this is not, I didn't say that so you could beat yourself up. Okay, screw that. This is Monday. We're feeling good about ourselves. Listen, Vwente can go through that drive-through and get whatever the hell she got, because she's depressed,

then we should do it too, that's what I say. Yeah, you know what, you're right, you're right. We are gonna do it. I know it, I'm good enough, I'm strong enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. And yeah, whatever I have left. Soon we're gonna both have new boobs, new butts, new faces, new everything.

I will not apologize to you for it. Shazow! Oh my goodness, I can't wait, I can't, but new faces, new everything. I will not apologize to you for it. Just out. Oh my goodness, I can't wait. I can't, I am, next time we do a live show, I'm gonna have a new forehead, and I'm just gonna get cement injected into my pectorals and then just be strange and bulky, but like properly proportioned.

It'll be so wonderful. Finally, sounds good to me. I'm in. Well, everybody, welcome to the show. Thank you so much for being here. OK. If you want our bonus episodes, last week, we did a video for the Real Housewives of Potomac Recab. You can find that at patreon.com slash watch what

crap ends. We do a couple videos a week. Our other video was a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City preview, which is really thin. And also last week we were on the morbid podcast, some murder show, okay, go listen to it. Talk about murders, and that was super fun.

And this week, we're just doing watch what happens. Hey, we're just gonna relax. Actually, we are on another podcast this week. We are on, I also did Malsa's podcast. It's a lifetime show called Mother, Macy with podcast. Guy. Ben and I have both done that one multiple times.

We love Malsa. Find that wherever you listen to podcasts. And this week we're doing a really gay podcast. With Eric. Guy. It's specifically gay. It's called That's a Gay-S podcast. And we talk about all sorts of things

We talk about we talk about Bravo. We talk about white Lotus We talk about ice cream. We talked about ice cream literally for 40 minutes So oh is great the ice cream discussion was was was a favorite and then I had to go out and get some Carvelle after it It was I mean it contributed to my my state, but it was worth it. It was so worth it. Yeah. So thanks for everybody for having us on your shows. Those are always really fun to do. Do something a little bit different. And today, here we are with Real Housewives of... Real Housewives of Potomac. You know what I read? No, I'm not going to say it because you hate it when I start off a podcast on a bummer note. So I'll just wait. Someone died or something. Someone died.

No, someone died. I don't like that. I don't like to, I like to pretend that nobody's dying and everything's fine. Okay. That's why I do this. Well, I'll just say it quickly. So Candice's former producer, Chuck E. Thompson died. Oh yeah, that's a while ago. Yeah. producer Chuck E. Thompson died. That's a while ago. No, he died last week. Yeah, but like it's a while ago in terms of like, I'm not sad about it. It didn't work.

I was already sad. Oh, you already reached. Oh, I thought poor Chuck E. Yeah, yeah. No, but I also feel bad that this guy, there's articles that came out with just his storied legacy and my first thought was, oh, that was Candace Delerts producer.

I'm like, that's not fair for him. He shouldn't be reduced down to that, but you know, Rest in Peace, he had COVID-19. It's awesome. Oh, really? I didn't know that. He died of COVID, so good reminder, get your vaccines, Pfizer's now, FDA approved.

Okay. So go do that, everyone. And now let's, let's talk about happy. And I'm glad you moved that right into COVID, thanks. Well, you know, here's the thing. Well, we were talking about things. Well, we were talking about things. People who have not gotten their vaccines

are just not like, they know they're not getting their vaccines at this point. Well, they're going to get something else instead. I'll tell you that much. So that being said, let's go back to Potomac. And guess what, you know what? It's not a housewise vacation until we have some antics of ladies in a golf car.

Man, gosh, do women know how to drive a golf car? I don't think so. How do you work this golf car? And then at the other house, because these poor ladies have to take a golf cart from their, quote, unquote, cottage to the main house, right? So in the main house, Jezel is being snotty with the cook. She's like, hmm, do those pancakes have crispy edges?

And she's like, well, I can make you some crispy edges. She was, that chef was excited. I feel like that chef has waited several weeks to do her crispy edge work. Like for every family that she's had to cook for, she's like, you want some crispy edges like no thanks. Just soft edges. She's like, damn it. I know she's been working on crispy edges for years. I know, but he's even noticed that she puts crispy edges on my masterpiece. It's finally happening. This is my moment. I get to make crispy edges on TV. Finally seen.

Do you like crispy edges on your pancakes? I've never, I didn't really know that that was a thing, a crispy edge. You can do them and that kind of changes it. It's like it's hard to go back. I just, I don't know, I guess I've never had one because I've never really thought, wow, would a crispy edge. I mean, to me, that just seems like an evenly cooked. I mean, how do you do it?

Well, I don't do it intentionally, it just sort of happens. But about like a year or two ago, I started cooking my pancakes with canola oil instead of butter in the skillet. And I just make sure there's's a good amount of oil in there to make sure that I give a healthy swig of oil, a healthy log of oil in the pan, because I wanna make sure that the surface air is taken care of.

And I think that having that oil in there, it's sort of semi, it kind of lightly fries the edges. And so you have full on pancake fluff, but there's like this ever so delicate little crispy crunch that is amazing and everyone who's had the, everyone who's had it is like, oh my God, that little crispy edge, you know. So I highly recommend it.

Everyone should explore that. All right, little crispy pancake, Ed. You knew. The next time I have a pancake and there's a crispy edge, I'm going to be like, excuse me, did you use canola oil on my pancakes? I'm going to get really upset. I'm going to get really upset. I'm going to get upset.

You could probably achieve the same effect with butter. You just have to use a lot of butter. Oil can just sort of spread out really quickly. Yeah, that's what I use butter. I use butter. I mean, really for like hair conditioner what I use butter I use butter. I mean really for like hair condition Okay, like literally for everything I use butter you said that so like yeah, I use butter like okay big mistake

Well canola oil. I mean, I know it sounds so unsexy Really? Wow, you know what I do to get crispy edges at poor corn syrup out of a pig's butt onto a pan You could use other oil. I just you know, I use canola oil I don't use vegetable oil. I use canola oil in those situations Obviously, you don't want to use olive oil when making your pan in case you're going for that sort of thing Okay, well, so some ladies are on a golf cart, and Jazzel's getting crispy edges, and now's the most important thing. Basically, the human equivalent of Canola oil, Candice comes down, and says that she hardly slept

because she's an artist now, and so she was up late practicing her choreography for music video. Oh my goodness, I'm really concerned what that choreography is going to be like. So um, fine, fine, fine step, touch, touch, you know, we actually know famous dancers that do not act like this. Okay. Both of us. Yes. My dancer, friends, I'd never like, I couldn't sleep. I was practicing that choreography from a riot carry. I know, it's true, but she's just very excited.

I think that she's never really known how to put her feet in any direction towards something. So I think it's a thrilling moment for her. I'm not sure. I think we'll have to see what the choreography is, but I think last episode we got a glimpse of it right and it was There's some twirling and like a little what's the grapevine? Is that like like foot forward foot back? That's where you put one I don't know how to describe you put you okay you stand okay you put one you cross one foot over the other foot and then

I can't, take that back. It's dumb old-time. I was like, in the next room asking what the way to find was. So, I had my boyfriend's a queer. I came up with the easiest steps I could do too, for anybody to do it home in their heads. The box step, I know the box step. Box step, okay, yeah.

I would love it if that was Candice's Corio, that she just had to do the box step in her okay. Yeah, I would love it if that was Candace's Corio that she just had to do the box step in her video The fiery box Potomac step So me it comes down for breakfast and say And just like this is dreadful we're eating and they're not here And just like this is dreadful. We're eating and they're not here. Yeah, and as Skull is calling Candace to get instructions on how to use the golf cart because again, you know golf cart antics Bravo loves a golf cart moment Right driving fast driving slow racing on the curb. It doesn't get funnier than a golf cart

So Robin comes down. So I'm like, self-card. So Robin comes down, I'm like, bro, crispy edges. And just else like, well, I saw Mia this morning. And you know, Karen said that when he was very, very upset, because I just call to a troll. Yes. Oh, no, Karen was very upset. Karen was very, very upset. She's all called her a troll. Yes. Oh no, Karen was very upset. Karen was very very upset. She's all called her a troll. Yes. And so, we don't really come back to this this episode. It's like, I feel like Jacelle is trying to start something, but it doesn't really catch on. So then everyone shows up, and Wendy is in, she's already dressed in her bathing suit, which is very skimpy, and she's like, this is how we do it in the cottage, which I love some good cottage trash talk.

You know? Like, I like, you know, it's various sports teams, you know, like the Raiders have, like I think it's like the black hole I forget. Or they everyone, like Boston has the green months. Everyone has these like big scary things and she's like, yeah, it's the cottage. That's not the time to talk about the cottage. So she's like, yeah, it's the cottage. This is how it's talking about cottage.

So she's like, well, Karen is white. I can change my body because I want to. I need to set boundaries. I refuse to let anyone tell me what or what not to look like because I am a quote woman. I was like, you go with your bathing suit. Yeah. You're bathing suit rebellion.

You go, Wendy. I love the body positivity that comes out of the cottage. You know, it's just you go. So, yeah, it's the body positivity, but it's like be positive about hating, you know, not liking your body before and changing it. It's like remodel positivity. Which is exactly. It's exactly. So then, so everyone's asked how the cottage was and everything. And Karen goes, well, the beds were really comfortable. And

the company was excellent, which I think was her kind of way of making a jab at the people who weren't there, et cetera. So just tell just taps Robin. And it's like, we have to go to a business meeting upstairs. You want to bring your plate up? Chris B. Edges upstairs. We have a Chris B. Edges pancake on the second floor. Robin just hears business and then her head just falls down to the table. So, she passes out back asleep.

So they leave and Candace is like, well, I guess they're gonna have a secret meeting. And the skull is like, well, you know, to be fair, maybe it's a meeting about how to run the aerobics class. She's like, oh, sweet, sweet, summer of Skala. No. You're so naive. So then upstairs, Robyn's like, what body of water is this?

Because they're looking at over the water. And I was, I actually then made, that made me curious. And then I was like, should I look this up? And then I didn't look it up. And I, now I'm like, Robyn wondering what body of water that was. We'll just never know. Maybe it was the Pacific Ocean. Who knows?

That's, that's on Virginia, right? So then Karen, yeah. So she's like, water. And downstairs Karen's like, well, well, I want to be honest with you. And I did express concern about the comments that were made towards your marriage candles. And so we see flashbacks, which is all talking shit about Chris riding Candace's coattails.

Another thing that we don't really come back to this episode is what Karen's trying to start here. Because Canvas is not playing this season. She's had her season where she's gotten a lot of hate on the internet and all of that. And so this season, she's just gonna be the nice one that doesn't get bothered by anything. And how could anybody ever have a problem with me?

And I have to tell you, as someone with housewives watching memory where that DVR is pretty much erased every season I'm starting to fall for it. I'm like, well, yeah, that can't us a delight Yes, she's doing a good job doing a good job of it by the way She's just been funny and chill. I'm like wow. I like can't this right now And then the other part of my brain's like I know I'm almost erased, but don't do it I know I'm almost erased, but don't do it! Don't do it! By the way, I've now looked up Williamsburg, Virginia,

and the bodies of water that seem to be around it are the James River and the York River. So I'm not sure which river it was, so, you know, sorry Robin, you will never know. Yes! So, you know, sorry Robin, you will never know. Aaaaahhhhhh! I feel like I looked up Williamsburg and then I pressed images and it was just all people dressed like they're, you know, in the history books and stuff. And I was like, is this how people go to the grocery store? Like they wear pantaloons and bonnets? What the fuck is this town?

I would love that. Oh my god, there's a Ripley's Believe It or Not in Williamsburg. That seems sort of random. I feel like scissors. They're like, wow! When zippers leave. Believe It or Not in Williamsburg. That seems sort of random. I feel like scissors Believe it or not. They have a zippers. It was actually like the original Ripley's Believe It or Not. It's a spatula. They're like, whoa! When no longer, when we no longer burnt our hands trying to get a crispy edge on a panca. The world's fastest vehicle. It goes 15 miles per hour. I love that, I love that, like in the colonial Williamsburg,

they have a colonial Ripley's believe it or not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not.

Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Oh goodness. So then, um, uh, Jacelle and Robyn are having their business meeting. Oh, I was just like, okay, yeah. Now there's no way I want to have this discussion in front of the group. Ah, I love you, Robyn.

You're amazing. And you're winning. So why does Robyn not see that? And then we see a clip of Robin telling everybody at dinner, One said that me sleeping so noon isn't attractive! So Robin goes, Ah, I am winning, and thank God, I thank God, every day, from my blessings. I just, I don't see what people see in me.

Do I have dreams of being a mogul? Yes? Do I love hats? Yes? Do I know what this body of water is? No! I just felt like, yes, but Robin, nah, that doesn't get you back into bed. You push through. You can't have a fine husband tell you you're not attractive. I suggest changing the husband. Like, why does he get to be such an asshole just because he's cute? I don't like it. How about he starts making some pancakes with crispy edges and then maybe Robin will get out of bed. How about that? Yeah, exactly. Give her a reason to get out of bed. Yeah.

Crispy edges. They would do it for me. So yeah. So, Juzelle's like, I'm giving you a tough love because I know that Robin can handle it. I want Robin to win us that way I can push her back down again. Ah. Um, so then we get flashback clips to where Robin was ripped off by her friend five years ago, where they had a best friend who was investing all of their money and then he stole all of their money and then killed himself. So that was super depressing. I forgot about that whole storyline.

I forgot that he killed himself. She's like, yeah, I forgot about that whole storyline. I forgot that he comes up. She's like, yeah, I think he jumped out of a window or something. And then Robbins, like, you know, I've been signing up for focus groups. I mean, there was a time because I was, what was wrong with me? She's like, I created this business

because I was so poor that I was signing up to do focus groups to buy groceries for the kids. And like every time I pulled up to the house, I was waiting for it to just be foreclosed on. And the kids were too young to really know, but now they would really know. And so I need to keep my shit together and keep, keep it moving basically. Yeah, but she's still kind of in a rut and she even says that she has retailers reaching out about her, her, her happens. What's her hat company called again? Don't put me on the spot, opulence. It's not called opulence.

It's called, it's, it's like a very generic name. Snooge. Snooge. Snooge. Lids, lids. But she said that she has retailers that are reaching out and just like, like who? She's like, uh, Macy's.

She's like, what's her? TJ Maxx, what's her? Jeff Bezos, what's her? And she's like, I don't even call him back. I need help. So then outside in the pool, by the way, I used to do focus groups and I didn't really realize how depressed I was about it until I saw this. I used to love doing it. I did a focus group when

a rested development came out. I was in the focus group for a rested development. And guess what I said? Oh, this is stupid. This is the dumbest shit I've ever sat through, okay? That's my opinion on this stupid show. I did a focus group with, wait, when did Laura Brannigan die? I don't mean this makes sense. I don't know, I feel like this is one thing she was in there torturing me with. You're just gonna ask me all these facts, I don't know. I'm pretty sure I did a focus group and Laura Brannigan was a member of the film group before she died.

Really? But yeah, I'm pretty sure she was in it. I was like, it was because it was like this guy who brought people together and he was like, okay, I brought it one together because I need, I want to hear everyone's thoughts. And so I think I forgot about this until this very moment. And I feel like I clearly did not appreciate this because like that is such a big deal that I was in like a focus group with Laura Branigan. I really hope I'm not making this up because if I did this is the most amazing fan fiction my brain has come up with. I was like the craziest. It's like the most psychotic psychosis.

Oh, I imagine this is what, but you know, this is like, you know, like people who are, who are like pathological liars who just like lie about fantastical things. Like, I once was on an airplane and there was a little lady next to me who was just getting drunk and telling me how she was George Clooney's made. And I was like, you're not George Clooney's made at all. You're lying. But like my version is I was in a focus group with Laura Pratt in 20 years ago. Mine is that Rue McClellan, a hand was my kindergarten teacher. Oh, that's a good one. I like that. Okay, so let's go to outside of the pool. Jizelle has been swimming. That's why she looks so amazing. She's like, look at this bbiyah. This comes from swimming. So no one really wants to swim They're all going to and Karen's like, I'm not putting myself in the water, which is out. I'm in swan in today's Ambassador to Surrey.

This lace cannot come up so we're not gonna test it. She goes, I don't trust my life in her hands as if she's gonna be in like a tank that James Cameron's gonna be filming Titanic part 2. And if she's gonna be in like a tank that James camera is gonna be filming Titanic part two and like she's gonna be doing some underwater shoot and it's like literally a pool which just it comes up to their waist so so they're all putting on some caps and everything and just so she said that she got into shape because she's been swimming but what we see here is basically aquarobics and not even very good aquarobics. It's just like the saddest version of an Esther Williams, you know, deleted scene that we've ever encountered.

Yeah, that water aerobics. I never really understood that. My mom did it a lot and so I went with her a couple of times and I don't know. Look at me. Okay? So let me be the example, okay? Don't do it, do something else. Yeah, I mean, I should try it once. I'm sure there are some benefits, there's some benefits of just being sort of active, but to me, it looks like it's just a whole bunch of, nothing.

It just looks like, now listen, you know, I often have a hot take about things I don't know about, like aquarobics and if there are people out there who are big aquarobics fans, I'd love to hear from you because I would like to be proven wrong. Maybe I'll do some aquarobics, you know. Watch me come back next episode, be like, guys, I am into aquarobics. I love aquarobics. I'm just going to have aquarobics.

Well you never know. Yeah, you never know. Like aquarobics might be back in. It's like trending right now. And so just else doing it. It's like pickleball. My sister mentioned fucking pickleball when they She's like, I'm obsessed with that.

I'm obsessed with pickleball. I was like, who can? What are you even talking about? And then I started seeing all these people posting about pickleball. And I was like, I guess pickleball is a thing. And then I went to this beer place. And they were like, hey, anybody want to play pickleball?

Because like, what? Stop torturing me with pickleball. And then like you finally, you finally buy your pickleball racket and they're like, oh, sorry, we moved on to aquarobics. Pickleballs are over, okay. You know, I have some foam weights for the pool loser. I've got pickle worms in my little garden box that's stressing me out. I discovered them this morning and I'm not lying. I'm like really really stressed because they're destroying my cucumbers. If anyone has any pickle worm antidotes, please, please, more important than aquarobics, please reach out. You're gonna have quite the inbox this week. I have a really strange inbox today

about pickle worms and aquarobics. I'm a little germ week. I have a really strange inbox today about pickle worms and awful Robics. I'm a little deranged. I told Ronnie before and I'm like I'm really, really tired today. I'm gonna wake up during the podcast. But this is I think the coffee kicking in. He made me reaching out about a great job, coffee. Call me about pickle worms or water or a robot. Thanks.

I could be the new Ashley Darby song after a coffee and what was a coffee and sex or something like pickle worms and aqua Rebix is what I need to get me through the day. Okay, so um Karen is just over there clapping for Wendy like yes Wendy, Jamie Wendy of a hip. Like they're playing a sport. And Wendy's like, swimming is not my forte, okay? But I have happy and I have nests and they're inflatable. Mwah! So they do their water robot mixture, whatever. Boo, I boo, I boo that. It's just the most predictable joke about boobs,

about fake boobs. The inflatable deviceatable devices boo Wendy boo I'm gonna take the be I'm gonna take the second B off your boobs and say boo okay boo on that joke So me I'm like I might have to say she was a Because Wendy can't really do it very well and then very music starts playing like princess diaries music as Ashley drives up for his driven up. And she's like, is this a house? This looks like a hotel. Oh my goodness, what's on everybody's head?

What's happening here? No, we don't get Ashley that much lately because Ashley's been, you know, so pregnant. And she's been there, but she's not really had enough energy to stir the shit as well as she usually does. And man, talk about getting your ass back to work in record time. She's like, hi, just here to reel some limes. Hi, everybody.

Hi, guys. I'm here. Just had a baby. Just take my placenta, ready to destroy you guys. So she just shows up and she's like, well, I can't believe it because as a mother of one, I can barely get out of the house, but another of my mother of two. Well, I mean, like, well, I can't believe it because as a mother of one, I can barely get out of the house, but another of my mother of two.

Well, I mean, like, well, I decided to encapsulate my placenta. And then we get footage of her placenta being turned into little pills. I'm like, I don't, and more importantly, we see this poor producer just like gagging and go, oh my god, oh my god, it goes producer gags.

Like, why do they send this guy? They didn't have to get a video footage. Like, we trust it. If she said she got her placenta put into pills and capsulated, I trust that. I don't know if we need like a visual record of that. Yeah, and that poor producer, he was even on the Bravo chat room after

the broads of the month just to talk about that. And he was like, oh my god, that placenta, disgusting. They're, okay, thanks for coming by producer guy. And that producer was also the one that was stuck in the stairwell with Monique last year. Remember? You must have been in his punishment because he let Monique out, right?

Like when Monique went charge, he ran the house. No, okay. He didn't want to arrest him. She went out the other exit and like ran around the building. I know he didn't keep her contained like Justin. You didn't keep Moni contained.

So your punishment? Placenta. No. He was waiting for months. He knew the punishment was coming. You're doing the placenta same. Now, I will say this, Ashley, you know, out of all these people trying to have their businesses

or whatever, you've got your candles, you've got your hats, you've got all this going on. I want the placenta. Give me the placenta. Ashley looks amazing, she's in a great mood. I mean, I wish I could have a placenta. If anybody has a spare placenta, send it to me. I will make pills out of it.

Okay, so just to clarify, I'm looking for pickle worm information, Ronnie is looking for placenta. Okay, don't get those confused. I'm looking for placenta donations. Please don't send me pills of pickle worms. Don't send me pickle worm pills, okay. Right, don't get them mixed up. Yeah, just placenta.

And thus it's a pickle worm placenta, that'll do something for my pores. That would be the best. Those pickle worms have wonderful skin. All they do is cucumbers, I mean am I crazy? Okay. So if anybody has a lead on pickleworm placenta, send me tips. Please, please, do those pickleworms do aquarobics. I need to know who do they have others. I have a question. Are there swim caps that are size for pickle worms. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Oh. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app Okay, so let's see now there do you know actually comes out she's like oh my god you wearing swim caps Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, it's a sisterhood. Cause it's the sisterhood of swimmers. So then, and Karen goes, I've been the target of Jacelle's aggression, and I survived it. So this outfit is my Wonder Woman outfit. I survived the fail cool attempt

because she's wearing this bright red, which we saw last week, and her leg is out and everything. So she's just very happy that she survived that Jacelle coup attempt. And then Karen is like, yes, Jacelle, she still owes some kind of ownership to my kids, not me, but to my kids, because she's still upset at Jacelle

for saying allegedly wishing death on Ray, which is not the truth. So now she's basically saying that Juzelle owes her kids an apology, but I think it's funny that she says that Juzelle owes her kids some kind of ownership because she's implying like I want Juzelle to own that she said this comment, but by saying she owes some sort of ownership to the kids.

It sort of sounds like she's saying, you own my children and you have not admitted it not admitted it yet like you have to pay for my kids I've raised the children that you left at my house Ravens as much as your daughter is mine. Oh god her four-year-old fight. Oh poor Karen So then she sells like ladies? Well who cares? They're swimming So then Karen's like yes, she came at me. I mentioned she came at Candace. I met her dear friend Candace, and then she dumped it Wendy.

She dumped it Wendy. She said Wendy at that substance. Ah! And she's like, that does not sound like my friend. So she tells us, you know, Karen tells the truth. Well, usually. So, but if sheiselle was involved, then she goes into this fable world

and then cut back to Karen going, it was brutal. Oh, it's almost as terrible as when I was in a focus group. But law, Brad again, it was horrific. So, yeah, I like also that Karen says that Jis you know said that Wendy was liking substance and she cried She was so hurt Well she cried after you sat her down and said don't let her make you feel lesser than you're a beautiful woman You're not an ugly high with fake boobs. You are a woman of substance. I mean Karen really like amped up Wendy

Like she made Wendy cry about it. Yeah. So then it's time to get ready for whiskey or whatever. So they start getting ready for the next event. And then Jizelle takes Ashley on a little tour of the house. And Ashley's like, wow, this looks like a bed for two, just in case I stay. Because I'm getting drunk from these corona's. And she's like, oh, now you'll be like drunk Karen

Yeah, they're both like trying to turn everybody they're both trying to turn Ashley I guess the other woman and As she's like Jesus the two of you to stop Yeah, and so then Karen starts faith-taming Ray I think well unfortunately just that is up to a dysfunction of herself, you know, not admitting that she birthed Raven. It's horrific, you know, just the usual thing. So then Ashley's like, you know, Karen said that you were going around attacking everyone's life. And she's like, I wasn't trying to bash her. We've seen changes in Wendy, yeah.

And I told her that she's different than the girl I met last year. She was the girl of substance and now she's sexy when be. I'm just like, well, that's valid, you know, because she was reinforcing the whole professor thing. And I mean, there's got to be an underlying wide all of this. And she's like, it wasn't compatible. Yeah, because just all says you can be both, but just this whole thing came out of left field, right? And now she's saying that Wendy got super defensive. So, um, As she says, well, Karen said that she cried in her arms this morning and was weeping. And just sells like, well, you know, I'm gonna ask Wendy

if she felt uncomfortable. I'm feeling like maybe the rumors online might be driving her to show the people, hey, I'm in a hot sexy space with my husband Should I bring it up should I leave it alone? What should I do? I just keep talking about it on camera over and over again behind her back And as she's like well, we can talk at lunch because we both heard the rumors and you know Maybe that's her motive to change so rapidly So she tells us you know, she doesn't know if the rumors are true, but something is definitely

changed in the group with Wendy. And so she's like, well, maybe you should talk to her because I've murdered everyone with the chain gun last night. Right. So now, more golf cart stuff, because they're all going to a restaurant. So I was like, golf carts, how do they work? So they show up and they order their drinks and there's gonna be a whiskey tasting after this lunch and everything and so Ashley starts asking about How was dinner last night and everything and Jizelle's like Wendy ah so

Are you an eye are we good? And so Wendy says well when we were there dinner last night you said to me last year you had substance and this year I don't know who you are and I can't put a finger on it and that hurt me and I felt like you were body shaming me And that you were telling me I need to cover up And just like I never said any of that Just that you just admitted to saying last year she had substance this year she doesn't but okay Yeah, so as she's, well, I don't, maybe it didn't go down just like that.

And when he goes, well, I always have that experience with you boys. And she's like, well, then why are you mad at me? If this is an experience you always have, why are you mad at Jazella? And me is like, I have to call Simon. Mia, thank you for, thank you for making an effort, but not now. Yeah, no one need you to co-sign anything, Mia.

And the skull was like, it felt like yesterday I was on interrogation island. They just don't even pay attention to her. So then just, just, just, just, I was like, if you felt like I offended you, my bad, that was not my purpose, saw, which of course is not a great apology. So when, when he starts doing this thing where she says, well, I think you should have pulled me to the side, like instead of humiliating me in front of the entire group, which admittedly when, I feel like when reality stars

do that whole line of you should have pulled me to the side, it should have been a private conversation, I always feel like that's just do that whole line of you should have put me to the side. It should have been a private conversation. I always feel like that's just a little bit of a, uh, what's the right word? It's not a fake thing, but it's kind of like a stall or it's like, you don't really have anything to say because it's a reality show. I mean, you know, things are said over dinners. That's how it works. And when you say things in private, then it can get turned on you like, why are you having so good conversations to the side? So like you can never really win.

So I feel like every time people say, do this whole thing of, listen, you should have pulled me to the side. You should have spoken to me, man to man or woman to woman. I always feel like that's kind of like a, um, uh, some sort of like false argument that you're just using to prop up your side of the story. And I'm not saying that just that, that Jizelle is there for writing everything that she said. But I just always feel like it's a strange, or I feel like it's a weak argument to make in these instances. Well, it's about to get to the cheating, so I can't agree with you because Jizelle should have not been going for weeks and weeks. At least been cheating. Gah, mind her back.

She should have gone right up to her and been like, uh, the stuff's in the blog. Let's talk about it right now instead of bringing it up. But I don't know. But Wendy's also getting like, I don't know. Just tells an asshole. So I'm never going to stand up for Jiselle, even against Wendy.

So there you go. That's where I stand on it. Sure. So Wendy's like, well, when Karen talked to me, she poured into me. she poured into me. She poured into me. And that meant the world to me. I was like, wow, that's maybe too descriptive.

And Karen just goes, you're welcome. And then on the proper chatroom, Karen goes, I meant what I said to Wendy. And that is why I poured into her and that is why I poured into her. That is why I poured into Wendy. Because Karen is like, you can imagine Karen being poured into something. You know what I mean? Yes. Like Karen just has that. Like, you just can see her like in a picture of being poured into somebody like, cool. You just get poured like a big messy pour, right? Yeah. So Wendy goes, and I will forever appreciate that.

And just like, let's be clear, Raaah. She's telling us this. Wendy, Karen doesn't like you. Candice and Karen had that same dysfunctional relationship. So please fall into that mother goose trap and Robin yeah Robin shows up now and so they they tell her everything and Mia goes well quite frankly in just else defense and when he goes you love a defense which is true because that is all that Mia does. She's like, and I see a woman rousing, rowing, sexy, I check in with them.

So I can see where she's coming from. Be quiet. Lady, be quiet. I'll do that. Garant, you do not do that. So Wendy's like, well, people have plastic surgery and this is why people do not want to talk about the plastic surgery. Now let me finish and then she's like, well, people have plastic surgery. And this is why people do not want to talk about the plastic surgery. Now, let me finish.

And she's like, um, well, I just have to say that that's not right, though, because that's not the reason we're saying that. It's not about your breasts. We're saying your behavior is different. I was like, no, you are saying about my plastic surgery. It sounds like it's not true when the, y'all. Well, both times I've seen you've been parading your breasts around and that's okay. And Candace is like Ashley's breasts are bigger than her forehead, which she says something

about her, the breasts and the forehead, whatever. But she said Ashley's breast pump in her forehead just got here. Now, if this, you know, people say on this, people say on these shows all the time, mommy shaming, that's totally Candace. Candace is always making some snide little comment about how gross it is that Ashley's a mom. Like every episode, she's like,

wow, Ashley just got here. She probably just gave milk to her baby from her breast. Eh! I know. She's like, why is she inserting herself in a conversation? She knows nothing about. I'm like, well, because she's on a real house I've shown that's kind of how it goes so

Then actually goes you're missing the point of the conversation which is also hilarious because she wasn't there actually So Robin says well some people don't want to hear what people are observing and sometimes that's a difficult truth And Wendy's like you know, I don't think it's a difficult truth and I'm not You're not gonna be off. Why are you cutting me off? Because you cut me off first You always cut people off Calm I did not cut you off. Let's stop this. Let's stop this and just like well you talk like we are on CNN and this is a

Combative contest and which is talking we're just talking and so when he starts swiping through her phone And it's like don't don't don't and we go to commercial because Wendy didn't anger Phone swipe and then yeah when we come back She's swiping and Robin's like she's talking to you and you're looking at your phone while she's talking to you. Well, she said CNN and I have to confirm that I'm doing my TV show tomorrow. That's why. So she's sort of like bragging. She's like, by the way, I have another television show that I'm doing.

And how mad were the executives that Giselle promoted CNN and not MSNBC? What a failure. So Giselle's like, I'm trying to talk to you. Well, it's me, real, because the ladies aren't talking. Honey, you had a whole thong coming out of your outfit yesterday. So one just like, well, that was now from Zara. And Mia says, well, Victoria, Secret has outfitsgill but we're not wearing it on a boss In defense of Victoria secret When he's like um listen you have this whole past and I've never judged you for being a stripper except the the entire Season where I've been judging you for being a stripper, but besides that I've not done that she's like um

Maybe like in the fence of me But besides that, I've not done that. She's like, um, maybe, like, in the fence of me, maybe it's because I wasn't a stripper. Like, I was an entertainer at a fine star restaurant that serves the M Lobster. You may have heard of Thomas Keller's famous restaurant. The Blue Jack. And even Karen has to tilt her head with that one. She's like, hmm. And then he's like,

oh, but they're with strippers, you said. It's like, no, they weren't strippers. And they weren't entertainers. Well, if they took off their clothes, they were strippers, right? And then he goes, exactly. You said, and then we see a flashback of me saying, well, on King guys, shortly after serving drinks, I did become a stripper. And that's when I met G, you know, but in defense of me and in defense of my clients and in defense of stake. Most of my clients just wanted to talk. Yeah, you know, it's you know, it's it's a you wouldn't get it because it's a five star experience where they serve Surf and turf, you know, you wouldn't get it Yeah, and Candace is like girl you were a lady of the bite So Candace girls period with your big old feet

So the one is a giant feet so rude When he's like I find it which the commentary coming from you No, it's not rich. It's just that the the entertain the people there were very wealthy But we were entertainers. Okay, we're not talking about that anymore So you're saying because of her past stars. She can't have commentary I'm gonna go. No, did you hear what she said? That's not what I said. Okay, that's not what I said about you, me out. Like he out is you, you did just say much. Yeah, me as

like, well, in the past, in defense of me, in the past, I worked in a gentleman's club to provide for my gameies. And you definitely want to show your assets there. That's how you make money. But we're on a girls' trip and you don't have to show your assets. We're not paying you. I'm like, but doesn't it go the other way around that without like the, the, the lear of like the male gaze,

you can actually be free to show what you want to show and be free and, and liberated, doesn't that work that way too? In defense of assets being shown. Yeah, that's a pretty weak point. It's a very mea point to make, right? Like, it doesn't that work that way too? In defense of assets being thrown? Yeah, it's a pretty weak point. It's a very me a point to make, right? Like, hey, I was showing my boobs for money. I mean, why would you show them for free?

That's disgusting. Yeah, that's basically what you say. So Wendy's like, well, my husband knows how much I have sacrificed for our kids and family, and the fact that he can even say he's so happy with who I am means Eddie wins. Eddie wins and she starts crying and everyone's like, what is she talking about? I know. Eddie wins.

I mean, it's a pretty bad way to show you're not bothered by the the tabloids by making this strange, well, making this sort of tenuous argument that ends with Eddie. So therefore Eddie is very, very happy and there's no problems, right? So then Wendy, she's like, you are hella, H-E-L-L-A, judgemental. Okay, hella judgemental.

So Candace says, if we're going to judge anyone's fashions, Juzelle would be sent to prison for life. Second of all, why can't we just all get along? I have provided ambiance. I'm like, now Candace, I know you're not the one talking about why we can't all get along when we have footage of you with a butter knife.

And we had, and of course, the fight from last year. I know that Candace isn't talking about that. Yeah, she's really sticking to her guns on this one, like just being the good one this season. I love that they, if we're going to talk about bad fashion and it just closes up on Jacelle, who's wearing, she does look like a blister bruise. She's just, she's wearing this white jumpsuit with tie dyed blue on it and it just looks like a pussy bruise about to explode. So they end up going to leave because a whiskey tasting is soon. So just so mothers to Ashley, she's like, well, it's cool in the streets. She's beyond defensive and the whole my husband cares about me and I'll shut a tear now and now she's like, yeah, maybe you know what?

I want to talk to her, but maybe it'll be better coming from just one person like she'll take it better if it's coming from Well me because you know, I'm married to Michael, so. So, yeah. So just a flawed, that's just a flawed plan because your husband is always cheating, you know? I know, that's the thing, like this is, your example Ashley is, this is how you deal with it

when the tabloids figure out the truth about your husband Not when unfound a lot of founded lies come towards your husband. So Just like well, I am done now with Wendy and I won't talk about anything else outside of her braids Since she can't handle it You know every year is another brick the internet moment with Michael Dobby So if anyone can understand it empathize, it's Ashley. This conversation will be better received from her.

I'm like, no. What part of any footage from last year of Ashley and Wendy suggests that they will have a better conversation, right? Right. So then everybody goes back to the house to get ready for this whiskey-tasting Wendy's upset. She's like, I often put up a boy face, but the twelfth of a matter is that I want my girlfriend's to uplift me which is nice

Except I saw your last season too and you were not very uplifting on it So I'm having some trouble feeling sorry for you either which means that you're perfect for this cast right So then so they're all there at the house and the whiskey guy Rick shows up. He's like, hi, I'm Rick Wasman And your whiskey is here. So he shows up. I'm not from married with children. Isn't he the neighbor from married with children? And then he comes in and does like his whole act, you know, he's like, well, I got some things to say about whiskey ladies. God, God. It felt like the comedian Doug Benson doing apart for like parks and recreation or something. It was just like in a whole different show.

So now they're all sitting around the sofas and Jacelle is saying like someone seems like they have an attitude on and Ashley says Wendy, she should be excited about something. I don't understand. Why did I write that down? She said Wendy, she's defensive about something. Oh, so then he passes around these like floats. Is that what you call them floats? A flight. Like flights of whiskey.

And he's like, wow, in this whiskey, we have an insertion of Applewood. Shut up with your insertion of Apple. It would just be quite whiskey man. So me is over there like She's moving and they're trying to get through this and then Robin just start swinging hers down She does she just shoots all four of hers, which man whiskey's no joke She is like she is really going for it and even Rick is like like, Rob Ben. Rob Ben. Rob Ben and Eskala is shocked.

She's like, oh my god. I also like, by the way, so the first one they drank, Rick was like, will you'll notice some peppery notes? They're like, mm-hmm. And then Candace drinks the second one. She goes, well, this one doesn't seem to have the peppiness of the first one.

I'm like, shut up, Candace. Shut up. She just uses this exact same adjective that he used Yeah, exactly she's probably gonna be like oh my life is so busy, you know back to school I'm learning choreography. I have a single. I have a pilot. I'm becoming licensed in whiskey tasting I know about peppering this god life is hard. Okay guys. You can have your third shot now Um, excuse me this one does not have an insertion of Applewood am I right? I'm not getting Applewood notes. I'm getting notes of placenta. No no

So Ashley takes Wendy outside. She's like Winnie I'm gonna go outside would you mind stepping out with me and she's like oh god Ashley what is it? She's like, Wendy, I'm gonna go outside. Would you mind stepping out with me? And she's like, oh God, Ashley, what is it? She's like, just come on, I want to talk to you. So they go outside and Ashley's like, well, first she tells us when Jacelle and Candace got together and told me about Michael being in that strip club, I really appreciated that they came to me as a woman. Yeah, so she's like, so I wasn't at dinner.

So no, what I always said, but she's all told me how there's this fabricated article about Eddie having a fair. And this is being discussed as one of the reasons why you're being more sexual. And you know, like while you and Eddie are more free, like you're showing people that there's no truth of that. I'm like, this is not how you broke

part of this conversation. You don't say, hey, I hear, I see that there's no truth of that. I'm like, this is not how you broke versus conversation. You don't say, hey, I hear, I see that there's this fake article and that's why you're, you're dressing slutty, right? Like that's not, that's not how you foster connection. It's more like, it's like, hey, you know, you, like, is this affecting you? How do you feel about it? Da, da, da, da, da, I don't know.

I don't know how you do it, but this is not the way to do it. Yeah, I think she was just like, I want to go. So here's what everybody's saying about you. Yeah. And so Wendy's like, well, we're talking about this. It's a lie, but I appreciate that you took this opportunity to attack my marriage. And she's like, why are you choosing to take it this way? She's like, this, you are bringing this to me and that is laughable.

Like what you sell the same way she wanted to have that conversation with dinner. If you were really hearing those things, then why didn't you do this on the side or whatever? And which is what she's doing. She is pulling you aside, right? Yeah. At least she's doing that. I mean, you have to give Ashley credit because Jacelle's just been telling everybody about it behind her back. Right. Exactly. And that's the thing also, just to get ahead,

I think that one of the reasons that I was sort of pushing back on this idea, like, oh, why didn't you pull me aside? Because jumping ahead, Ashley pulls Wendy aside and then Wendy goes back to the group and is like, she tries to the whole group is like what you're not gonna do, et cetera. And so I think that one of the reasons why

they say these things in front of the group is that way people can, that way, they don't get misrepresented when they have a private conversation and the person blows up and then takes the whole group. It winds up at the group anyway. It always winds up the group. So why not have it at the group, right?

So, because this isn't real life, this is a reality show. In real life, yes, have a private conversation. So, but I think she's, you know, she's saying, you're bringing it up. Basically, you're coming at me in front of all the, I mean, there are two different situations, right? Because one is just saying, you're dressing slutty all of a sudden and I don't like it.

And she's saying, well, why would you make me look stupid and insecure in front of all of these girls? So, I can, I mean, I can understand that. And then the other one is this, this one, which is now you're talking about my marriage, but she is doing it privately. But now she's mad. Because I guess Giselle was talking about it on camera without her there. So it's always about the camera. Like, where the camera? Basically, it's shitty to bring it up on camera in general, but she is on real housewives of Potomac and that's just gonna, sorry, that's everybody's marriage is drafted. I mean, you can start this,

but you also, like, you can't start the season having a literal party in honor of your new press and be like happy and s, happy and s, and then be surprised when people wanna talk about it, right? I'm not saying that she should be slush aimed or anything like that and you know, she like, she should be, people should accept her for her body and her sexuality and all that stuff. I'm just saying like, you know, like people, people will talk. So as she's, as she's saying, like, listen, we never

talked about this maliciously. It wasn't coming from a gossipy malicious place and when he says, I feel like it is because that's just a personality. In her heart, it was completely evil. And she's like, well, but maybe it's because your friendship was a little fractured. I was like, no, because she didn't even know last night that I was bothered until, she didn't, she didn't know until today that I was bothered. So yes, she is a Spawn of the devil and then inside the guys like guys, I just want to say there are different kind of ships. There are ships that are boats. There are ships that you eat made out of potatoes and fried. There are ships that you get from Amazon, you know, especially if you have Amazon Prime, that's a good service. Don't have to pay for your ships. And then there's the most important kind of ships. There's friendships. Okay. Thanks guys. What body of water does a

friendship sail on? So then back to Ashley and Wendy, Wendy's like, you know, Ashley, I weed so much about you. You and your husband, check of course. Yeah, but that's not a good thing to bring up because all of that's been brought up on the show. So that's not making a point, right? Right. And she said, I read so many evil things about Robin, you know, and but you guys choose to bring the thing up about me and my husband. And that speaks to your character. And if that's what we're doing, let's have at it. Yeah, so she's really mad now, right?

She's like pointing. She's like, let's have at it. So yeah, but she brings up Giselle and Robin. But all of their stuff was brought up on the show. I think the only stuff that is really bad is the Robin stuff that I haven't heard her confronted about. I mean, they've made, like Michael's made little hints that he's not going to marry her, that Juan isn't going to marry her and that he's probably got other girlfriends and stuff

like that, but I haven't heard a ton of one cheating rumors that I read on the internet about Robin on the show, but just else stuff has all been brought up. And so when he's like, you, so she goes inside all pissed and Ashley just looks at the camera like, okay, well, that was time. Yeah, it's like, I've been liking that paycheck whenever you guys are ready to drop it off thanks. Yeah, but there's also like a look and a rise like okay that went a lot worse than I thought it was which I guess is what you guys wanted okay paycheck please thank you. So um so then Rick the whiskey guy gets out of there he realizes this is he should not be here any longer because it's about to go down and

I just wrote down Robin being silly. What was Robin doing that was so silly. She was like pop it. She was dancing and Also the whiskey guy says why but then he never leaves which is really funny. He's like okay everybody I made my my friendship monologue. I'm out of here. Who wait. She down? It's like he has behind the couch or something. Anyone have any questions about peppery finishes? No? Okay. Um, that is not the final insertion of Applewood. Okay, I will be behind this couch. So Wendy's like, well, hello guys, since we're all twirking and Candace goes, oh dear! And she's like, actually, something of which she said you guys saw in a blog about my husband and Candace goes, who's y'all?

And she goes, well, she said, just else name, was it you? No, was it you? No, was it you? No, was it you? No, wasn't me. I did do a shit monologue though. It was pretty good, you missed it. And Karen just turns away.

During this scene, Karen doesn't talk much, but she does a lot of very swift head motions and hand motions. So she does a lot of like, I'm looking to the left now. You can't see my hands are up like I'm in an invisible box. And she does a lot of lip work, right? She's like, yes. Mm-hmm.

Pfft. Pfft. Looking to the right now. Looking to the right.. Look into the right. I'm back to the left. So, Jizelle just starts slurping on her drink as she does. So, Wendy's like, well, let's be fair we queer. Don't attack my husband. That is something I do not play with.

And Jizelle's like, why are you looking at me? She was, cause it was your ass having the conversation with Ashley. She's like, well, did I, did you tell her what I said? Why are you looking at me? She was, cause it was your ass having the conversation with Ashley. She was, well, did I, did you tell her what I said? Da. Well, I said that we didn't believe that there was a fiber of truth about it. And Wendy says, well, instead of you coming to me as a woman, you decided to talk to Ashley. And so I'm putting your ass on notice because what you're not going to do is

you're not going to play with my husband's name and then Karen Just does like this big head drop like okay, here we go big one now drop that look down to the floor like so There we go, we did it. Do not fuck with my family and then a scholars jaws on the floor That's basically why a scholars here today just to go So me and say Faaaack And I am saying this kindly, Giselle. She's, I don't say if you, I don't care if you say,

mean me, ya! I don't give a shit, da! It's like, do not get your ass whopped, Giselle. Oh, tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss wasn't true. We said all those cheating rumors that Eddie had, all those rumors, all those things that people were saying that Eddie was cheating on you, that he was unfaithful to you, that he's in love with someone else, he had a baby on the side, I said they weren't true. And no matter how many times I say them on national television, they are still not true, that Eddie cheated on you, he cheated, cheated, cheated, cheated, cheated, it's not true. And when he's like, that may be very clear, just now, if we leave these mother fucking cameras. So she's

threatening to kick Chisels ass, which is just hilarious after last year. Yes. And granted, it's just words, it's no, it's not hitting or anything. So it's not the same thing. But it's still pretty funny, considering her stance last year. So Chisels like, well, the cameras are here, right well the cameras are here, the cameras are here,

right? She's like when you talk about my husband, you talk about me. So but no one believes it. It's just it's not about a fist twow. It's about you not having the dignity to come to me as a woman. And so Rob says, well, what, what was said about Eddie? I want to know from you. I want to know what you're receiving

About that as them talking about your husband. Are you came in saying I have a message to say and what he goes go eat a quacker The cracker Again, this is like well back cracker. You want a moment so bad you want moments like I don't need a moment Shut the fuck up and I won't take a cracker though with someone has that It's like go fuck yourself Robin so full of shit pretending she doesn't know what was being said about Eddie You've been winches out. No, no she wanted to know She wanted to know what was relayed to Wendy about what was being said about Eddie. She knows what was being said She wants to know what what was getting back to Wendy. Oh, right. Okay, I ran or something, you know

So Robin's like okay, I will go fuck myself And then she starts like finger banging Chris off on the couch and when he's like yeah just like that with your Fucking skank something I wrote I think that what she said close to help So um if you're Applewood insertion. Applewood insertion. So Wendy's like, you don't even have a relationship to care about. You can't say that she doesn't have a relationship, but she does. You know what?

You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? a lot of whiskey, you know, fucking cracker. I was wondering if that was a weird reference to like, her saying that, that Robin Parrots, Jazell,

I feel like maybe that was what that was about. You know, eat a cracker, probably want a cracker. I don't know. I thought she was saying like, bitch over there eating crackers. It could have been that too. There could have also just been that she was eating a lot of crackers.

Enjoy your peppered form selection. Robin's like, well, you can say, well, you want about him. And I'm not going to give it any energy. So, oh, no, someone talked about a blog. Oh, where? What blog blog? So, Ashy says, well, I think that because I don't take things so seriously, like my marriage, especially when they brought it up to me the way I brought it up to you. I'm sorry that you thought I was attacking you and your family when it wasn't my intention

whatsoever. I just wanted to make you feel awkward on camera and then tell you about the placenta that I ate. And me just like, I'm alming because I'm cheap. I'm not a team. I'm just bringing it up with her. Well I said maybe I'll discuss it privately. Didn't I say that?

Didn't I say that, Ashley? I'm so like, yeah, but what? You don't understand the parameters of a relationship because you don't have one. And I see you for everything everyone said that you watched us out. And you're selling us, thanks, it was not malicious. What's so funny is the light that you're living now is God paying you back for all the bullshit you've

ever done. I was like, whoa, I'm Karen is so shocked. She puts out like broken jazz hands. Like she puts her hands out like she's about to do jazz hands, but they don't actually get jazzy. She's just like, all right, we're gonna do some jazz hands. Tell me when the music starts and Iazzy. You just like, alright, we're gonna do some jazz hands. Tell me when the music starts and I will commence. No music? Alright, I'm ready. I'm ready.

So Wendy's like, live in your motherfucking shit. Because God is paying you back. That's real shit. You want a fire with shot? I got the motherfucking bazooka. I will drag you up and down the street over my husband. And just like, what the fuck? WTFF? and Rob was like

whoa said well well Karen goes why would Wendy put that into the universe about our husband so Wendy says Jizelle is coming after me because Misery loves company and Jizelle lacks empathy Jizelle lacks a man Jizelle lacks Bryant that's a middle name J J-Zellax. J-Zellax. J-Zellax. Well, everybody in their grandmother has made a bullshit about me, and it's not true, so just keep it moving. And she's like, if you want to go, we can get it proper.

We can get it going. I knew all about you and Jamal before I even came on this motherfucking show. And we ain't talking about blogs anymore, baby girl. Imagine being with a man that consistently cheats on you all the time and sleeps around all the Baltimore and every windows that you stay with him and think of him as worthy enough to wing a wound your daughters.

I mean, do you know how low of self-esteem you have to have to do that? I just kept like trying to back up my seat. Like, whoa. I know. Speaking of low self-esteem, I'm gonna go trying to back up my seat. Like, I know. Speak of low self esteem. I'm going to go back to Michael now. Bye guys. So she's telling us tread lightly and asks

he's like, OK, bye still. And when he's going, I'm going to light your ass up. So Ashley goes to the kitchen to get her stuff. Yeah, she's in the kitchen. And she's like packing up all her little milk things and stuff. And then Candace comes in and she's like, what was your motivation for that? Especially you of all people. And then we see Candace is crying. I'm like, why is she crying?

Why does she have her napkin ready? What is happening? She's like, leave it online. Leave it. I have never brought anything from a mother fucking block to you Which is like the most the biggest you are crying for no reason and you were spewing bullshit can't this and Literally just did it last year and patting yourself on the back for it when you came in with that video that was online Yes Michael Darby right and ashes like um to ashes well you fed that shit you fed it you feed it you're the culprit you're the source

And then Rick again Rick is like hi everybody good night This is the true peppery finish right now goodbye So Candace yeah Candace goes oh just tell me what I need to do I just take your milk and get the fuck out and so Ashley's still yelling you're the culprit You're the source of everything. Which is good that Candace is the one calling the blogs because there's at least one in every cast, right? So then Robin's like, what is even happening? And when he goes, when you talk about eating pusenta, clearly she didn't eat enough, miserable ass. So we'll

wait a minute, but she did it. She did it in the way that you wanted her to. She came to you and told you in private what was going on. So I mean, I know you're angry, but you can't just be spouting off directions to everybody. And then the one who does it the way you want. Now she's the monster. Like you have to pick. Yeah. And Mia says, well, in defense of something in Jazeal had brought you directly, had brought brought brought this to you directly, would you have had the same reaction, would it have missed well with you? And when he's like, no, I would have at least tried to give us some credit. So why wouldn't she come at Eddie, who looks like Yjuzelba, the same person that she says she wants to fuck up and then. So now I don't

know if jazelba was the one who ever said that Eddie looks like Yjuzelba, I don't know if Jacelle was the one who ever said that Eddie looks like Yuzelba, who I don't think they look alike at all, but obviously Wendy believes that. And Jacelle has said that she wants to fuck Yuzelba up and down. So now Wendy has created a very false narrative that Jacelle wants to fuck Eddie up and down. I'm like, I think that's a bit of a stretch. Yeah, and now she's saying that Jacelle is just making this up because she wants to fuck her husband. I don't know what's going on with Wendy, but Wendy gets mad and then she makes no sense anymore,

you know, said when, said when, so Jisela's like, you know what, I'm gonna ignore that one. This is gone left and me is like, I'm not her same when she's gotta say. And Jisela's like, listen, it's nothing malicious, we all like Eddie, yeah. And Karen's like, listen, it's nothing malicious. We all like eddy, and Karen's like, we all know about the blog. All of us.

Only one of us chose to bring it up. First, Jizelle was the first one to bring it up. Okay, like, some one of you guys was gonna bring it up at some point, okay. So when you say, I'm not breaking bread with that BHS, which is the, will they be able to have dinner together? Will they enjoy a Chris B. Edge pancakes together? You'll have to find out next week. Done, done, done. And that brings us to the end of real housewives of Potomac.

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