Watch What Crappens - RHOP: No Ifs, Hands, or Butts

Episode Date: July 30, 2019

Scandal continues to brew on "The Real Housewives of Potomac." Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced that the resident Aussie is pulling a grope-a-dope, which bubbles over at an awkward haunted birthday celebration for Juan. And just to add more fuel to the fire, the producers release some unseen footage at the end. Plus, Macy Gray! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Mina, Kuchikuchi! Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelkerr of the Real Housewares of Kitchen Island, available on YouTube. And joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Carrotum of Rose Pricks Batcha Rose podcast, which is really heating up everyone. What's going on Ronnie? How's it going? Well, how, man. Oh, wow. So Ronnie and I just got back from truly our most rigorous, travel-wise sort of like, I don't want to say tour, but we just weren't, went to Cleveland and Pittsburgh and Baltimore back to back to back. That was insane. Thank you, everyone, who came out to see us.

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back to the Potomac area. One of our listeners, by the way, Ronnie, you read this to me. I didn't actually get to see the post but someone said that they were they were driving back home from Baltimore because it came to see us and they were in traffic and they and they've turned and they saw that Karen Huber was in traffic next to them. Is that was not what that post said? Yeah, and a horse and buggy. that was now what that really happened that is awesome But um, so when I turned on a Potomac last night to watch so I've got direct TV and like the little description said Before I pressed play it said with the help of Macy Gray

Karen records tribute to her parents. I was like awesome and then I pressed play and it shows like the end of the previous episode where they're showing what's gonna happen on this episode And all I see is people just like running scared and screaming and be like oh my god get me out of here I was like wow this macy great-review really went wrong Yeah, you never know the move that macy Gray is gonna be in and she shows up. I try. Oh, get out of here! I try and I walk. I try to run away and stumble. She was Carol Razzwell before Carol Razzwell's carol Razzwell. She was.

She's Carol Razzwell with recording contracts. Yeah. No one does a straight, like a, like, no one really can make your head turn in a cameo Just like the way Macy Gray does. I still remember watching the very first Spider-Man And they're like in the middle of the movie they just go Miss gentlemen Macy Gray and I was like wait what?

Isn't the Spider-Man man. I love the Macy Gray days. I remember reading articles like Macy Gray came out on stage and just lay down and saying Which That's my girl right there. That seems like that's I see why she and Karen you get along because that's what I imagine Karen You're doing I was gonna lay here. I'm gonna lay here because this is my right to do so it's scary get the light on me So this episode is entitled good will haunting Which is funny because it's like how about them apples, which I don't know.

I feel like that could be said all over this because Michael got off, okay? Yeah. And he didn't get off by touching someone's butt. He literally got off from the law. Yeah. And this was a very exciting episode because we had a lot of dear footage. The Potomac Fonds were out in abundance. In fact, I think the first

image was like the Fonds just grazing about, you know, being like, Hey, did you hear about Michael Derby? Yeah. Yeah. There were Garage Band violence playing. It's like, it bus up the finest loops. Yeah, the finest loops in Garage Band band and then it was just that little scared dough. Yeah. It's like, did somebody just grab my ass? Is that a tick? Or is that Michael Darby? I can't tell. So he's like, listen, this is going to be the best long you ever had. Now, I know my dear, who is running in front of cars are being chased by Michael Darby.

cars are being chased by Michael Darby. So we get flashing, you know, articles from top US news sources, such as, who the hell on the wall? Yeah, the FabFit fun update newsletter, the monthly update newsletter. Michael Darby's charges have been dismissed. Yeah. So we see this big thing. They're all dismissed. And then, uh, of course, everyone weighs in and Robins like, just because your charges are dropped doesn't mean that you didn't do it. Which, everyone with a brain knows that. Also, anyone with a brain knows that my flip still has

45 more months left before it's possibly ready Anyone knows that being afraid of asking a man to marry you before you get pregnant with another one of his children Everyone knows that that's I don't even know where I was going Yeah, it's okay. I got so mad in the middle of that sentence. I know I'm out there. You have some self-respect I could I could you get a angry at your own fictional sentence? I did I'm like full of fictional anger today. I'm like so mad at wand because the previously Reminded me of her saying that like well, I mean, I don't want to make him get married to me because what if that's his breaking point or whatever And in the previously she was they showed them doing that massage thing where it's supposed to be really sexy and she's like

One and I or like bunny rabbits. Okay. Oh geez. I got so mad just in the previous Okay, so anyway the charges have been dismissed and actually actually is getting that thing that Michael does You know how Michael has the worst life face in the world. Yeah I just get really big and buggy and then he starts getting that really old dog that's about to put down like I water going on. And he starts biting his lower lip. And then this one he was doing the side shoot like it's like he has long, you know when people have long hair and it keeps getting stuck in their mouth and so kind of jerk their

hair back and try and like move back with your mouth. Yeah. He was doing that. So Ashley's getting his bad life face where her eyes are like open really with your mouth. Yeah. He was doing that. So Ashley's getting his bad life face where her eyes are like open really, really wide. Yeah. And she's like, the charges have been dismissed. There was no basis for those charges against him.

And now they've been dropped. Yeah. And Jizelle is meanwhile like, money talks. Money talks. Clearly no one believes it, right? So everyone's doubtful. Everyone's pretty much weighing in on like, Yeah, the charges are drop, but obviously Michael did this and the only one who's really supportive at all is Monique who is now like

Feeling close with Ashley because of, you know, Terrible life things that have happened to them. So, um, either way, Gisele goes, I'm happy. This is over I'm just concerned for my girl. I'm concerned. She's not gonna do well when we all Circle around her and ask her for the 45th time. So did Michael grip someone. I'm concerned she will not handle as well Yeah, just L who's just said yeah, right. He totally didn't his privilege got him off But I'm really concerned for my friend. Yeah, and then I just cut the Karen Karen goes Zeebers don't change their stripes And she's just like brushing her like fringy dress. I don't know what you call that. I was just like a, I call it

hairy sweater. Yeah, she was just brushing it. And then she's like, Hey, I'll take this. Yeah, she was just a little bit of a little little. I know, cause I've tried to repulse to my Zebra furniture for years and years, but turns out we'd have to sell out tube TV to fund it. So, you know, sacrifice is... She had a little prop, her little pink brush and her pink dust fan to hand to someone else. And the best prop of all time, the Liza wig. The blonde Liza, it's like blonde Liza.

And I'm obsessed with it. And she keeps shaking it around. I'm like, yay! I feel like her wig is also... It kind of like borders on, um, uh, sort of a strange anime wig. Like, I feel like if she wore a high collar with that wig that covered like the bottom part of her face,

she could possibly be in Final Fantasy. Yeah, she's like writing a dragon in. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Does that happen in Final Fantasy? In Karen Yugo, I assume't happen in all of those. I assume so. I got some experience points. Yeah.

Karen and Eliza Wigg on a dragon with a little pink, you know, dustbin. Yeah, why can't we have that, by the way? Why does a role-playing game to like circle around fancy and anime? Why can't we just have a role playing game about like real housewives? Yeah, Karen flying around on the dragon looking for macy Gray. Where's that where's that game? So of course after all this drama we open in Ashley's house who is walking around in her PJs burning sage. Yeah. Um, Mike, welcome to positive energy, positive, positive,

positivity prevails. Yeah. So yeah, she, she's staging their apartment. Um, and basically what we learn is that, um, Michael has to now go on a media tour, aka go to Fox 5, local Fox 5. So we can finally address these rumors and set the record straight. I'm like, you don't actually have to do this. You can just be quiet and let it go away.

You just love being on camera. Yeah, she seems kind of excited. Yeah, she's like, oh no, I have to pick out a dress to go up, nice and old television. She's just excited to see how the weather map works. The Doppler. Yeah. She is.

So yeah, so she's all sad because Michael is feeling just comfort and sadness. And it's just not fair to him. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. And she calls her mom. And her mom is like really trying

to stay on everyone's good side the season. She's like, stop doing that. I was just thinking of you. And then you called me. Just stop. Stop that, honey. Now, when my mom starts talking to me like that, I know I'm about to get spanked.

You know, we're like a wooden spoon to the head. But her mom's really working this nice. Well, her mom's always been nice, you know, but last last year she really got put through the ringer. Yeah. So Ashley's, you know, starts, she's crying. You should go need a pick address and she's crying. And then she's talking about how this crime is unfair. And did you notice that the editors put in music that sounds eerily similar to cereal? No, I did not. That's amazing. It was like this plinky music while

she's talking about the case. It's like, oh my god, this should be on the next season of cereal. That's that's how we revive that podcast. Sarah Caining is going to drive from a phone booth to Monique's house and see if that's enough time for Michael to grab a cameraman's butt. And by the way, serial season one did take place in Baltimore, right? Or the Baltimore area, so it works. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. So then we get another shot of one of our favorite characters. And this is a deer running across the street. This was amazing because it was high-speed footage and it was basically like a deer running across the street. This was amazing because it was high-speed footage

And it was basically like a deer it was about to cross the street and then a car comes and then it passes and then the deer crosses And we saw it all in like fast time-lapse footage and I'm like I love that the cameraman was like oh, I'm gonna capture this I'm gonna sit here and keep my camera on this deer until it crosses the road No, God, I love that character. I watch I'm not joking, Ronnie. I watched that deer across the road four times in a row. I was like, God, God, I love that deer.

God, I love that deer, Nana. So next we get a Karen and Raven scene and Karen does that thing. We love making fun of Karen for doing this because Karen's like, it's reality. It's totally real. and nothing is fake. Oh, set up it all. And so I shall be pretending to do a scene with my daughter daughter. Where are you in what room are you in?

My room, my daughter is in my room. What is she doing? You are packing for college. You are packed. She's always setting up to see him like she's in an improv show. Yeah, actually, right. Raven, can you type this password? I can't see.

Like, mom, there are no passwords on rotary phones. No, just give it a try. Give it a try. I know, did you love her computer, too? Now, I'm not delshaming people, because I know we all have different kinds of computers, but we're always making fun of Karen for being so old-fashioned.

She's like, I can't get into this password. Well, it's wood burning stove. Could you have me get in here? And it's this gigantic, gigantic bat computer. Does anyone know how to reboot our compact computer, anyone? Someone help me with my tandy? Compact? I met them through my friend Matt. You know, I have to say, no one has better customer service than Earthling could someone help me please So Raven is packing up and Karen's like well Video clip I found just the other day of your grand parents who we've just passed away And of course Raven starts crying also stop setting your daughter up to cry

I know yeah, cuz it was nice. It was nice. It a video of grandma and grandpa back when they were alive and like also like sort of like with it. So Karen then says like this total non-sequitur. She goes, well when we lost grandma, I was so touched that you decided to sing at the funeral. So I called Macy Gray. I was like, wait, what? You know, I talked to Macy Gray. Well, I talked to Macy,acy, you know, and her daughter is making a painting for this room. She's so talented, so I thought she could take you to the studio and make you with music, so I'm... Yeah, apparently Karen met Macy Gray through Matt, the famous assistant slash attorney slash publicist slash... Yeah, exactly, so somehow Matt is the connecting force between Karen

Huger and Macy Gray, which I would really like to have more explanation about that by the way. I have a feeling we'll get some, you know, so Karen, she'll just keep talking about my friend Macy. I just went to shop at my friend Macy's house. Well, I just bought some Martha Stewart collection stuff from my friend Macy's Macy Gray. It's great. Wonderful. And then she's like, I know your grandmother would be so proud of you And then they have this shot behind a pile of folded clothes. It's like this is so artistic What were they doing? They're like cameraman get behind that pile of folded clothes for the proud segment The cameraman are clearly so traumatized being on the show

that they'll get behind any barrier they can find. They're all hiding. They're like, oh my God, it looks like secret footage. It's like behind the couch. Ha, ha, ha. You just want to get out of the way. Why does that caberman behind the ficus? Raven, I'm also very happy.

We got you in the studio with my good friend Taylor. I met her on her friend Lord Like I shop at their house quite often. So we can do the thing with both of them Mmm. A deer runs by like Do you just commit sepaku? Doesn't want to be there anymore. This is the Grand Dom of commercial breaks time to take one security security Time to take one. Security.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So then we go over to Giselle. We go over to Giselle, literally popping popcorn to watch the news with Michael and Ashley. Yeah, I mean she is so excited that she forgot to put her giant self-portrait on the wall because there's like she comes into the living room and there's just this giant painting of Giselle just on the floor so she sits down on the couch with her bowl of popcorn ready to just revel in all this and she's like well I have not seen Michael since I heard that he wants to suck someone's penis and now the first time I'm seeing

him is on the local news this can't't be good. Yeah, it's like cannot wait. And so she's eating popcorn. And she's talking back to the TV because Ashly's they are like a politician couple in trouble because Ashly's in her most conservative dress like my husband did not have sexual relations with that woman. Republican conspiracy, Republican conspiracy. And Michael's doing that thing where he's biting his mouth and like trying to get his long hair out of his face. Yeah. God, he looks so guilty.

Yeah, he really did. And you know, just I was like, why are they sitting so far apart? You know, she is fully heckling already and just relishing the uncomfortable nature of this interview and Michael's like all I didn't do it and if I don't Not someone bored of saying it and actually it's like I was looking right at him with this allegedly happened Which we already know as a lie like we've seen from the show that these two are just fucking lying and so the news is like Well, maybe you were just joking with him Maybe you just grabbed the butt and you were kidding,

which I think is probably what it was. Yeah. And Michael's like, well, during the field, he's what happened. During the filming, I had to go out and take a photograph, a group photograph, and there were people everywhere. And I bumped into this cameraman and he said, don't do that. And she's like, so something did happen. Don't.

Yeah, I thought that was a very fishy story because here's the thing. If I'm at a party from two months ago, even a month ago, and I'm like, and I bumped into someone by accident, it's just like a bump, I'm not gonna remember that a month later. I'm sorry, I won't, especially if I'm Michael's age of 95. So, that's not gonna happen.

And so the fact that, fact that like so if his story is correct, oh I bumped into him and he said don't do that, don't do that. I don't know. I feel like honestly I would be a little bit more of an aggressor as as someone being falsely accused. I'd be like, you know what? This is so crazy. I literally just bumped into this guy and he freaked out at me. Like what the like what the hell? And now he's saying I'm grop know what, this is so crazy. I literally just bumped into this guy and he freaked out at me. Like what the, like what the hell? And now he's saying I'm cropping. Like this is ridiculous and this is out of control. I feel like that would be my response.

Do you know what I'm saying? I don't know if that's gonna work. I do, yeah. And I just, in my head, I already feel like we know what happened and that doesn't make it the truth. But in my head, we've seen him like playfully grab Andrews but we've seen him talking about grabbing butts, which of course we get into in this episode.

But I think that he thinks that's funny, like going up and grabbing guys butts. I think so. I mean, I went to all boys Catholic school and that is like, hey, he's like, ha ha ha. He's like squeeze, you know, like punch your dick or whatever. I think it's kind of that kind of thing. Now that's not really excusing it because you just, no, hi, welcome to 2019 where you can't just go right across people's butts. Yeah, I actually think that with Michael, welcome to 2019 where you can't just go right. You can't. People's butts.

Yeah, I actually think that with Michael, he's socially awkward and he's just always trying to be cool. I mean, you will see it every time he interacts with the other husbands, especially Juan. He's like trying so hard to be that cool guy and he just does not know how to do it. And he thinks this is like, yeah, bros, we just do this sort of thing like locker room stuff as like no Michael, that's not what happens and you do need consent and I mean yeah, he's yeah awkward Yeah, so then we go over to

In a recording studio called podcast village Yeah, and she's acting like she's Barbara Streisand which is hilarious Okay, I'm sitting in my dirty kitchen recording this in my underwear with just Crap all over me. I mean, I just don't see what I found. I found the card from like months ago I'm like I'm literally in like a sweat-same t-shirt the one that I flew in yesterday Has literally like one two three four white marks on it I don't even know how you get white marks on a red shirt, but they're there.

Actually, don't answer that. Don't answer that. And that's not what it was. I was like, whoa, this is an awkward episode of the day. No. You sound like a cameraman now. I know. I'm just getting here.

What's I thinking? I was Michael. I know. I'm just actually, I really do not understand given that I have not had any illicit experiences. I do not understand what these things came from. But the point is this. Yeah, my niece acting like she's Barbara. She's like, um, engineer, I just want to go ahead into the sound booth.

Okay, I'm going to go into the booth. Alright, we're going to knock out this intro. Alright. I know. Yeah, because it's season two of the Not for Lazy Mom's podcast. I was like, oh wow, the much hyped and much anticipated NFL MP is coming back. Yeah. And so we see a clip of season one, her podcast and season one and her husband's there, Chris is there. And she's talking about

how she had problems with Chris's mom. And she's like, well, when she had problems with Chris's mom and she's like, well, when I had problems with Chris's mom, you know, we handled it the right way. We had a gang bag. Yeah. So that was fun. She's like, oh, no, it's not like it sounds. And he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So Ashley shows up and now basically they're going to, they talk.

So, uh, money goes. Okay. My friends here, but yes, that effect that you're using, that gets more back. So Ashley shows up and now basically they're gonna they talk so Money goes Okay, my friends here, but yes that effect that you're using that gets more bass to my voice I'm like, okay, you're using effects on your voice in a podcast. Please be quiet over there, Moni I like the idea that it would add an actual bass to her voice like you actually hear a fish It's like her fist ache Yeah, it's like welcome to not for lazy moms. And our spin-off podcast, not for lazy bass. The bass is like I didn't get caught.

The bass is just swimming in really fast circles around the little treasure chest at the bottom of the fish tank. I use essential oils. So it's just like a really obnoxious bath that all the other fish are like could you just shut up. We know how to be fish. He's like this isn't for lazy baths. Hello Mahane. Hello. It's like one of those singing baths on the walls. Oh my god. That bath will not stop singing. That's right because I'm not lazy. Hello Mahane. Oh my god, bad bass will not stop singing. That's right because I'm not lazy. I'm on it! Like a honey, honey.

I'm singing for my supper, buddy. Oh, that overachieving bass. So yeah, Ashley comes and monies like, oh god, I need a quick break. Producer, can you make me some hot tea, please? Yeah. Thank you. Well, this really isn't my job description, but I'm not really a podcast producer anyway, so I'll do it for you So they start talking about pregnancy and oh the baby is coming soon and blah blah blah

And then Monique's like so what about your husband has his spirit and she's like well He's very glad you have the opportunity to explain the circumstances of his false almost imprisonment, but it is unfair and I shall find justice! Yeah, exactly. And basically she's talking about how Monique is the only one who's really been a supportive friend. Like, Juselle flipped on her with a whole bunch of shade, you know. And, you know, Michael's just an easy target right now and the women are all reveling in all this scandal They're all reveling in it. I'm like yeah, obviously Because you guys are like the couple that always puts up the most bullshit maybe next to Karen Huger Yeah, you're supposed to revel in it. It's housewives. I don't know where you think you people are

Yeah, so money's like well, they're not your real friends, okay? I mean they act like they're there for you, but they're just loving this and I have the receipts to prove That I mean they act like they're there for you, but they're just loving this and I have the receipts to prove That Candace is an asshole so she shows her text messages of them going back and forth about it Right because sorry, I was drinking my star abuse because because Basically because when Monique is saying that like the women are based our psyched are being nice to ashes Facebook are psyched in the background to like talk shit about it. Ash is like, well Candace said that you were also one of those people who was talking shit and that's when Monika's like, um, no, and then chose the text messages to show that basically Candace was being a huge asshole.

Yeah, she just, her only claim is, I never said I was happy about it. I never said I was happy about it, which is an odd hill to die on. But it's not like all these people were doing this behind your back. Candice was, I mean, she was doing it behind your back, but she was also doing it to your face with a huge smile on her face. So, exactly. So then we go over to Robbins' house, and we get a close-up of a little sign in her kitchen that says, Lady Boss, which I thought was hilarious because then it cuts to Rob Robin pulling out like a giant thing of Costco sushi. Whoa lady boss only expects the best lady boss so yeah she's got like a big Costco sushi thing that she's serving to her friends. She's like ladies night. We're gonna have ladies night. Yeah

And it's because it's yeah yeah, it's gonna be like a beauty night. It's gonna be a night for fun and putting on makeup and gossiping, et cetera. Soges all shows up and they're all putting on lipstick and then Katie shows up. And we learned that Robin is gonna be planning a surprise party for one, but he already knows because of a really uninteresting story that Robin told about someone calling up and. Yeah, he was gonna have to go to work. Yeah, Lady Boss is basically a lady boss.

Lady Boss. She's standing, Juan comes in, he's like, whoa, you're wearing heels and she's like, oh yeah, you're not used to me wearing heels. And he goes, yeah, not in the kitchen. He's like, oh, she's scratching up the floors. Yeah, I can never tell if Juan's like totally excited or totally miserable or furious or really happy or crying.

Like I can never tell what Juan's thinking. He's stuck to crack. But I will say that I'm sure he would have been very excited if he had known that Katie, when Katie offers to do a threesome with Robin and Juan, I'm sure he would have accepted that. That's for sure. Yeah, he's always there to hear that stuff. You know, he walks in right to hear that. Katie's like, what is the quintessential gift? Something. Cause like, what odd, what odd phrasing. So like, three-sum, I'll do it. I'll do it.

Yeah. I mean, everyone pretty much wants to jump on because he's like the most attractive man on the show. So yeah. Now, why is that okay to say, but it's not okay for Michael to say, I'd blow him. But you know, well, because Michael's denying that. And they're, I guess so. Yeah. Um, so let's see, uh, just else like, well, ah, I talked to Ashley, yeah. And I said, I will not co-sign these allegations. And I said, when people come up to me the streets What do I say yeah, and she said we're very happy and trying to have a baby that's what you say yeah

Yeah, and she's like this is a juke-basin like this. That's weird. This something is weird here I mean it's one man's word against another man's ass Am I right my right anyone is this thing on? No? So Robin's like God does gotta be tension at their house. I mean come on You know she's acting like everything's fine, but come on and Katie says yeah Well, there was one night that I went out with them with Jacob and Michael said to Jacob Make sure when I call you you pick up on your private phone and they're like oh my god He was flirting with Jacob to

Yeah, give me a break. What does that even mean when you call, when I call make sure you pick up on your private phone? What does that even mean? Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not really actually even sure what that means. And I don't even understand why Jacob has a private line. Like, and if he does, why is it like that? Where he has the option to pick, I don't know. So, so, so, he.

He's the way Jacob thought that he was being flirtatious. So, it was just another thing that's being thrown into the Michael file. Yeah So now they're like oh my god. He was flirting with Jacob And Robin's like well, what disturbs me is that she doesn't even have any emotion about it and Katie's like I think it's because she's dumb Yeah, I'm like you think she's naive. I think it's because she's dumb. Yeah. I'm like, you think she's naive? I think she's stupid. So they, I mean, they be much all close.

I think they have an arrangement. Yeah. So that's where that, that's what they, I mean, obviously, I mean, I think they have an arrangement, honestly, but whatever. So now we go over to the music studio where Raven and Karen have arrived and Macy Gray is just sitting in a chair just like looking at the clock on the wall and be like, all right, give you five minutes

and then we're done, okay. We're here to meet Macy Gray. You might have heard of her. I'm Karen Huga. I'm here for Macy. Macy Gray. So I mean, basically Raven goes into the recording booth and is like trying to sing amazing grace and it's like that typical recording booth on Bravo scene where Macy Gray is like You're a little shot. I can't do my Macy Gray all of a sudden. I like that. I have a Macy Gray that I can't do. Just Carol, Mary Khan. You're a little shot right now. Remember when it comes to singing this song, it's not a sprint, it's a marathon. You don't have to be a Jennifer holiday. Be raven. So raven is really nervous, you know, because it's macy gray and it's on camera. And so first she's just kind of yelling it out and then she tells her to calm down. So she yells it out again. She's like, perfect. But then when they listen back to it, it's like 10 Ravens. I know. I didn't understand how that happened.

Was that Macy Gray doing the backing track? I couldn't tell what was going on. I think it was all it was like all the takes of Raven played it one time like she was harmonizing with herself and so it actually sounded nice. It was very nice. I thought it was actually very nice and it was like a sweet thing and what I liked about it was that it wasn't like let's make Raven a pop star it was just like I just wanted to record this so we have this memory is nice. It was I want everyone to know I know Mason Gray. Yeah exactly. All right I don't have enough money to fund Raven being a pop star, but we can least sing a track of a royalty free song.

Thank you. So then we get a close up of the fish tank. Oh, yeah. The old fish tank, which means we're at Monique and Chris's house. Yep. So she's putting together a baby dog bed or something, and they're talking about how the baby's coming and then they go into talks about the news. Yeah, you know, Ashley and Michael on the news.

And while this is happening, Chris is eating something. He has like a little snack and he is eating and he has this fork, which I think is like a little bit of a smaller fork than normal. I think it's like a fork that came with the snack, you know, and you know how like snack like a fork that comes with a snack is usually a little smaller than a standard fork because it has for packaging, etc. and keep costs down. And so he has this like little snack fork and he's like Chris, so he's so huge. I'm like, I've never seen a fork look so small in my life. He's like, oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna have this snuckable right now. Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna have this knuckable right now. And Monique's like, well, you know, Candace is really pissing me off, because I don't like what other people excited for other people when they're doing bad. You know, she's like, well, I hope it's just a phase, and I was like, you better hope not, because it's called Real Housewives.

So. Yeah, exactly. And I like that Chris the way Chris is like his stance on the whole thing is if it's a basement full of people and it's packed you might get bumped into. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh really like that couple and she's like, yeah, you'd like him until Chris over here Is you saying something and he goes well it won't be about sausages. I'll tell you that So then we go over to robins. They're late. They're going to want big birthday party and I was like my guest is Chuckie cheese That's what I wrote. I know. Yeah, it's gonna be a haunted Halloween party. And they're actually bringing the kids. Now, I don't know how these things work. These haunted forest work.

But is there like a separate kids area? Because I feel like if I were 10, maybe it's because it's me. And I went through that experience. I'd be traumatized for years to come. What, have you never been to not scary farm? No. No.

It's like that The kids go in there. Yeah Haunted come on kids dress like little little bloody beheaded monsters on Halloween This is America, but they get chased with like people and chainsaws and stuff and they're okay with it I guess That's wrong there in there. I'm sorry. Here's my question. I think this is what's wrong with America. You've got a guy who's accused of grabbing everyone's butts So you decide to take him to a dark forest With children in a crowd In a crowd of people

Of course he's gonna show up. Yeah, so Hey, one wasn't there to scary forest? The scariest part was when someone grabbed my dick, it's someone grabbed your dick, it was probably not me, because it was probably part of the experience. Am I right, one? Sorry, bumped into your dick, frankenstalling.

So drama, drama, scary music is a drive down the road. And now she's like, I am so scared. Yeah, she's like, why would Robin do a haunted forest? And then Michael goes, well, because one's a fun loving guy. He loves Halloween. As I do, I think Halloween is the best time of the year. He's good-natured, and he loves having fun. I'm like, is this like the opening to like an episode

of Blind Date or something? I love waking air a lot of having a good time. I love celebrating Halloween and I'm just looking for someone He loves all those things to you. Yeah, he likes having fun. I like having fun That's what we've owned on that level the level of having fun So Ashley's like well, what after what's happened to you this week? You sure deserve some fun. And he goes, what do you mean? And then he starts doing the like, jerking his head back and trying to get the long hair out of his mouth.

It is and like his eyes get really big and he just starts abiding his lower lip. It is fully the face that Golem makes every time he tries to steal the ring and he gets caught. He's like, oh no. I don't know why my Golem boys came out like that. I don't know why my gone boys came out like that. I don't know why my gone turned into Shannon Badoor. But I will continue. But you know, like, has to now go on does that thing like, oh, no, I was just looking. I was just, I'm only here to protect the ring.

You can take my husband, but you better keep away from my ring, lady. 40 to 50 negative thoughts about not having a ring. So he gets mad at her for asking about this, you know, because Michael notoriously hates when Ashley gets messy with him on camera. She's always trying to fight with him or do all their stuff on camera, which is, you know, in her to advance her job, but it makes him so mad. And he looks right into the camera. Like, what should all of you made? What was all my man? She's like's like you know because you bumped into that guy and they got

framed for butt murder and then had to go a national television to talk about it you just a butt murder and he's like what we knew that he was gonna hate and believe and she's like yeah but wasn't that a hard period because you couldn't talk about it that was really hard right. He's like that wasn't the hard part. The hard part was my penis after I bumped into that man in that basement or oh wait did I say that? I mean I bumped into that one ever anywhere.

I don't even know what it was many. A wise man once said if you're in a basement it's created, you might get bombed into, but fortunate for me, I've never bombed into anyone, anywhere, or been in a basement, as I said before, I don't even know what a basement is. What is that? Is that a place where a very happy bass swims around? What is that? A very not lazy bass.

A not lazy bass? I don't know. So, yeah, he's like the information that that came out was not accurate and consequently affected my business life because I had a lot of business business things to do and my business partners were like hold on and they're like, okay, so you can see it affected me a lot. Like what, what was that? Yeah, it's like they were my business partners were very much on my side, but they wanted to see me move through the process before the business deals could move forward.

Okay. So they were like, get out from under there so you're gonna be broke. Yeah. He's like, I just miss hanging out with one. I just miss the companionship of a tall black man with a hard body and a great ass. The sort of friendship that comes with being close to another man very very close

You just want to grab out and reach out and grab that But a friendship that he offers with that smile. That's what I miss the most So then there's metal music and it looks like kind of a low-rent burning man. There's like a big bonfire It looks like the gathering of the jugalos. I was like, I don't think I need to be here. And Jizzel's like, why am I the first one here? This is not the place. This is not the time to be late Robin. Why are we shooting here? Can we go back to that strange cafe where a mind walked up to me? We kind of do go back to that in this episode. That's true. Yeah.

So she's like, I saw the movie get out. I don't want to be alone. I was like, this is like zombies and stuff, but I get you, I get it. I get where you're coming from. So then Ashley comes in like the girl Halloween where she's like, I'm scared Halloween is so scary. Hold me. That's also me. So then, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so we get to, can we get to high five, bar, high five and just like crosses his arm.

She's like, I will not grip your ass for this. That's for sure. Jacelle is so messy. She's still on the phone with Robin, right? So she puts Robin on speaker and she says, oh my God, here comes Ashley holding onto some skeleton, who I think is probably Darby. So she holds up the phones.

I guess for them to hear Robin shit talking like, oh my god, isn't this gonna be awkward? But Robin doesn't and she's also holding the phone right to Ashley and Michael. She is such a mess. So yes, she's like, hi, five, hi, five. Who wants to have five? And they're just staring at her.

And so she goes, note, he goes, why hard five? And she's like, cause there's no charges. And he goes, why would they be charges? And she goes, well, look, I'm just excited to report the news here. Okay. I'm just reporting the news, being very excited about that. And he goes, there's no news, because nothing happens. Yeah. Well, she's like, well, I feel free. I feel free. I feel, I feel very, very free right now. He's just staring at her like, he just is like, I know there's a trap and I'm just going to keep my arms crossed, which

is probably what I should have been doing and Monique's party. So then Candace and Chris come in and Candace is all mad that she has to stand there with Ashley and Michael. So she's just like fanning herself. She's a great. Yeah. She's like very cold. Hello. She's like, does this weird wave that's almost like I speak to. She's like great. Yeah, she's like very cold. Hello. She's like

Does this weird wave that's almost like a speak to the hand, but it's a wave she's high So then um, I was like I'm gonna go look around at some spooky spookies, which is like the creepiest thing he's ever said Just gonna check out the spooky spooky. They don't all check out the spooky spooky spooky with me And now she's like look there's a fridge. Step into it. So they're off trying to entertain themselves. And she's like, oh, good. That was weird, right? Like, are they mad at each other?

Because they were acting really weird. You guys, they must be mad at each other, because they're acting super weird. I'm like, they're acting weird because they walked up and you immediately were like, hey, how about those sexual assault allegations huh? Yeah, exactly. So then Robin and Wong show up and they've got the kids and there's parents and things

like that and everyone's saying hi and Robin gives Michael a big hello and she's like hi Michael, I wasn't sure if I'd see you again. I thought you were going off to jail because of all the Groping and the dick sucking you want to do to my husband, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? So good to see you. I would have given you that soap. I have that's got a string tied around it so you can't drop it Remind me next time. Let me know. So once trying to be really nice to Michael He's like, hey, you feeling okay? You look good. I'm really glad you came. Wow. I mean, this is big time because you could, I mean, this is great. I'm happy for you. Okay. All that stuff is behind us. Don't worry about a thing. And so then Robin explains to us. She's like, originally, I didn't tell Juan

about the comment Michael made, but after the shit hit the fan that Candace's party, Michael told Juan to stop talking about me. Yeah, told one for me to stop talking about it or whatever. So I was forced to talk about it Well, I just I liked the little twinkle in and Michael's eye when one gave him like a little dab You know and you could see Michael was like oh my god. They're talking to me. It was just Socially awkward man. What can you say about him? Yeah So wants like well, thanks everyone for coming. This is so different I really didn't want to go to a sports bar this year. I was like oh, I was so sad Well, I always have Shannon bedores birthday. I know so then Karen arrives and

Editor's just so funny because Karen arrives like hi and they play a jump cut you like stinger like like she just like popped through a window which is pretty much how it probably feels anytime she shows up anywhere yeah she just pops up and aliza wig Oh, so then they go through the haunted house and Candace can't this is walk, you know trying to walk around all the scary people in the haunted house and she's like I see you do not do that do not do that do not even go there. I Was Dorothy just showed up just to terrify her I Know if you really want to scare Candace just put her through a hall of swinging purses you know. Yeah just put her through a hall of

of letters that say you will now be paying all your rent. I see you I see you. So I think did Karen not go into the haunted house is because they should be standing there alone outside and this like scary dead clown And comes up to her and he's like And honks in her face and then she just flips him off. She just gives him the middle finger right in his face Yeah, this is the third third film in the Annabelle franchise after Annabelle and Annabelle comes home. This is Annabelle meets Karen Huger. No, let's get rid of all that I don't think so. It's over in five minutes.

The doll drowns itself. Then everyone's like, cheers, we made it through the haunted house and now we get to the real meat, all the you're standing around And she's like So did anyone talk to Michael and Karen's like well, I said hello like She literally said that We had a very common those like hello And I said get on my waist scary clown. I'm not scared by you introduce Michael So said hello scary clown

and just like well I said congrats on the charges being dropped and then he said that there would have to be something that actually happened to celebrate charges being dropped which makes no sense and Karen's like well you know we've had a very strange relationship so you know it's just basically when we see each other it's like a pacemaker round of pizza of it. You know, you just never know when someone's gonna have a lot of ag! Mmmmm. So Ash is, you know, Ash is still there with the group and Ashli is saying how she was like really rattled from the haunted house thing, whatever.

And so Giselle asks Ashli how Michael is feeling and she's saying that Michael is feeling better and vindicated and he was really worried that the women were gonna use this scandal as a way to come after him and Candice goes, come at from how? Come at from how? I'm like, Candice, okay, let's just relax butternife, okay, don't act like you're innocent, like this is like the most preposterous idea that would ever happen. I know and they're literally standing around doing just that. Yeah, yes. Yeah, exactly. It's so funny. I don't even know who's side I'm on

because I find myself on one hand, like, totally defending the women be like, yeah, like Ashley, like, these allegations make sense and at the same time defending Michael against the women. I don't know. I don't know. I guess that means it's good. Good show. So I was like, well, money was telling me, you know, the other day, you know, she starts going into all that. And she's like, I appreciate how supportive everyone was, but then you kind of supplemented it with backhand shade, you know, I was like, no, that was straight up shade, Ashley. No one has been backhanded about it. They're being forehanded

about it. Yeah. They're coming right up to you. And she brings up when Chisel went to Oz and straight up. So did he do it? And she's like, that wasn't shade. That was a straight up question. So I was like, well, it sounds like you had already formed your opinion. And she's like, well, yeah, I had. Yeah.

And the editors are so shady because they keep cutting back and forth between Michael and Juan, who are having a conversation that again is like the setup to a standard gay porn scene where Michael's like, all used to skate proficiently. Do you have good balance? And Juan's like, yeah, I got good balance. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get you on the board, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, and Michael is just like talking,

he Michael just needs to not talk, because this is exactly, well, this is what I wrote saying? Yeah, and Michael is just like talking, he, Michael just needs to not talk because this is exactly, well this is what I wrote down what he said. It made no sense that he said. He's like, wow, great fun. What great fun. You did great. You have great balance. I was a professional skier at one time.

I'm going to get you out there on a board. Sometimes you're in the places you shouldn't be, but that's part of the game. I was like, is it? I know. I'm part of the skiing game? I know. And Chris is just staring like, is anyone else hearing what I'm hearing? Am I crazy?

Chris is correct trying not to crack. Chris, yeah. It's a combination of like, like, the fuddlement and amusement. He's like, oh my god, I can't wait until Candice about this. He's like, we're catching this one on camera, right? Because I don't want to have to be the one who asked like, be the witness. Okay, we the cameras are on, right? Mike's are on. Everyone's watching this, right? Right? So then we cut back to Giselle and she's like, well, you didn't

say he didn't do it. You said, I can't talk about it. So I jumped to the conclusion that he did it. Like, what? Come on now. Yes, he didn't say he didn't do it. So I jumped to the conclusion that he did it. Like what? Come on now. Yes, he did say he didn't do it. So Ashley's just inhaling. Like I cannot believe they're not backing down on this, you know, and you know, Ashley has been messy in the past. So I don't know how many people feel bad for her, but I know I don't really. So she's like, well, I don't know if this is just the way you talk to friends, but half the time you act like you care about me And then the other times you're just keking about it. And she's like, um, well, you're no you're no way shape or form moved about this You're not frustrated. You're not upset. You're just smiling through it

So I can laugh about it all I want to and can this is like yeah everyone can I'm like, what if Jackie O had to live by this? So you don't even care that your husband died. I can't believe you just elevated this to Jackie and Asus. I can't help it. Well, I'll bring it down again and compare Jackie and Asus to Kell on Earth. Because Jackie and Asus was basically, like, yes,

my husband got assassinated, but cry outside. I mean, I sort of understand, well, by the way, I do appreciate you brought up to Kell on Earth. I do. But here's the thing, guys, I put forward. I think before I make my point, let's give credit or credits to a Kelly Katron reference. I like that.

So no, I mean, I sort of actually get what Jazelle is saying. I mean, she's being messy ultimately. But she's basically saying, look, you seemed like it was like no big deal, so we thought, oh, we could be like, no big deal, we could be like fun and shady about it. And now all of a sudden, your action like it's a big deal Etc. And then and then as she's basically says like well, I wouldn't have talked to you like that

If you were if you were going through a hard time and just like but you weren't going through a hard time That's you were basically you were acting like you weren't going to a hard time Yeah, I disagree on that one. I think that obviously your husband's being sued for sex Yeah, I would not just because you're trying to pretend everything is okay. Right. Doesn't mean everything is okay. You're obviously just trying to, you know, put on a good brave face for the cameras or whatever. Um, and Candace is like, well, I feel like you're being defensive about it. Oh, yeah! Yeah, Candace. She's like everyone was snickering and or snickering and laughing about it. Everybody! Yeah, and then Ash is's like no one texted me no one called me and it's like I texted I called I sent you a gift of a cucumber being touched by a tomato

I thought it was very funny I sent you an eggplant emoji followed by the big lips, so I sent you a peach emoji with a hand that's waving per hand per hand peach emoji wave and then the Australian flag just to drill it home. I did that um so then uh yeah so basically they're all fighting over this, but Ashley is against all the women on this. She knows she's not going to win this. Well, the only woman that, that's in her corner, the only woman that just, that Ashley's saying is like in her corner is Monique.

And then she's all like, well, of course, she's going to say Monique is her only friend because Monique is the one with the footage. And so now they start, they start like saying like, you know, Monique is a control freak. Like in what day, Monique didn't have the cameras working on what day this you not have the cameras working. And of course she had the cameras working. Yeah.

And Canvas is like smoke breeds fire. Smoke breeds fire. This doesn't just come out of nowhere. Your husband has grabbed an ass before. And as she's like, no, he did in in and then we see the clip of him. Yes Robbins like it was on camera lady boss So then we see the clip of Michael doing that to Andrew and actually it's like that was not what that was He was just saying come dance and just sells like well you don't do that and Karen says listen now

I know that Michael has a playful spirit. Much like Macy Gray, my friend. But you can't do that without consent. You're scared by your man all you want to, but somewhere along the way, you need to check his consent, along with consenting to consent. And then Candace is like, well, I mean, I don't understand why would this cameraman put his entire livelihood on the line and just pick Michael and say, I'm gonna fuck him over. Well, it's not like he was some rando. It's him. It's somebody who's been accused already of grabbing asses. He's been accused of being on Grindr. Remember when they had like the dick pick from Grindr that was supposedly Michael. And is this where they show where do they show the clip of him actually telling

what I guess he was telling Wani's like oh well raise over there I was gonna go up and grab his ass but I figured maybe I shouldn't. Right. I mean but I think Candace actually does make a good point right like I mean why would this camera guy just decide? Okay, I'm just gonna make all this up I'm gonna go to my supervisor and I'm gonna you know like It's pretty because of money Well, I don't know but I don't know this oldest reason in the book Well, it's the oldest accusation in the book. I should you should say because you know, that's like the thing that's you know I mean, I'm not gonna try to make this all super serious because real house as a Potomac but that's often the reason why

people are afraid to come forward on these things because people say oh they just wanted the money I'm like yeah well I'm not saying that's what he wanted I'm just saying that there's it's not like oh why would he do that well that's why he would do it like if you're if your argument is that he's the argument for it yeah right there's yeah that's the argument is that he would do it. Like if you're the argument is the argument for it. Right. There's yeah, that's the argument is that he would just be going after money or whatever. And so, you know, Karen's like, this is me too, moment. Hashtag me too. Hashtag, you know, Macy Gray. Hashtag. I'm friends with Monie too. I know what through Matt. One in Oscar award. Very proud of him. Hmm. Yeah. So I'm a friend of Tara Camp.

Tara Camp of the early 90s. Great singer, great singer. So they're going on about how this is never gonna leave Michael. You know, like they're gonna doubt him forever now. So Robins like, let's have cake. Yeah. And so then just goes up to Chris and she's like, so what were you and Michael talking about?

And he's like adventure sports and Adventure sports and adventure sports. She's like, oh come on You didn't talk about the allegations. It's national news. You didn't talk about it Could anything sound more like a cover-up than saying adventure sports? Like What's going on over here? Nothing. We were talking about adventure sports. What's going on over here? Nothing. We were talking about adventure sports. I don't think even adventure sports exists. They only exist as a cover-up for a more elicit conversation. He's trying to figure out what the

hell skiing is where you're supposed to find yourself in weird places that you didn't plan on being. What the hell kind of skiing is that? Adventure skiing? All right, adventure sports. Yeah, back. What do they call it? Back. Slope. Something another. Whatever.

I don't care. So, he's like, yeah, I'm not going to talk about this. Just adventure sports, adventure sports. So now Ashley, she feels sick and she just wants to go home. And she's just like, you know, it just feels like it's so annoying because every rumor that comes out, you always disprove it, Michael. And then it just like freezes on Michael and the screen goes black and white, which is my new favorite Bravo thing because it always leads to some sort of dramatic revelation unless it's the real housewives of New York reunion where it was just like a random update on like what the WAN did two weeks after the reunion.

Yeah. So yeah, they show the clip of him on the news saying, well, I bumped into that cameraman. And then it's back to another round robin of the lady saying that he basically admitted that there was contact. Yeah. And then Ashley is telling us, well, the scenario that it happened, there were three camera men there in a line because we were taking group pictures. And's saying where's Michael, where's Michael, and

then we cut to Monique saying I have cameras but they weren't on and I'm neutral, I'm staying neutral in this. And then I'm out. And then can't just saying oh you know someone had to have a self-eurovee video. Where is the footage, Where is the footage? And then we get... Don-don-don-don- focusing on them. And we hear Michael say, hey, buddy, and then it puts in parentheses giggles. And then we hear supposedly the cameraman say, don't do that. And he said, okay, I'm sorry. Please don't do that. Okay, okay, no problem. And then it cuts back to Ashley. He goes over to Ashley. he's like hi babe Hey, oh yeah, and he always looks guilty You know, it's like looking licking his lips and stuff and then it says three hours later

Michael saying I didn't touch your butt. I didn't touch your butt come get a beer come get a beer Yeah, he's like because the guy we just hear the camera going Mike hold on hold on hey Mike and we don't I didn't really even understand what the camera man going, Mike, hold on, hold on, hey Mike, and we don't, I didn't really even understand what, I didn't understand how the two clips necessarily relate to each other, but it felt like nothing, nothing in the clips could be would exonerate or condemn anyone, but it felt like in a court of public opinion, it definitely seemed a little fishy to me. Okay, well, you want to follow up? Yes. I've been going on on social.

Please. It is fishy. So Ashley puts out an instant, and it's her and Michael at Watch What Happens Live. And it says, The production finish didn't reveal anything new. Michael said what happened, and it was proven. Also, the

supposed audio at the end was a joke that a cast member's cousin makes to Michael all the time, and that's you Michael is talking to. Of course, that isn't noted. Anyway, this was addressed by the legitimate legal system, and Michael was exonerated. I mean, I actually, I would not, the latter point about like, it was like a joke. I could see that being a joke. I actually totally could So then we get another tweet This is for this is a tweet and this is from Hank Davis who I guess is huge the cousin she's talking about He says it's crazy because Michael and I had a conversation a little earlier that day after being mic'd up

They use the end of that conversation at the end of the show tonight. The part inside the basement, the very end. All hell and hell no, my ass wasn't touched. Exclamation point. And then Monique said, confused as to why they have Hank's voice at the end of the episode talking to Michael. That wasn't the cameraman. That is really shitty of the fucking shitty. That is so mean of the producer. Well, you know what that means right there. This is what that means. The producers are being like, fuck you, Michael right now. They're like, you are causing trouble. You're being a liability. And then it probably also means like, you know what? Okay, this is also a theory that does not stand up in court.

But it stands up in the court of Benjamin Mandelker, which is that he probably grouped the camera man. They can't be proven whatever. So they're like, okay, we're gonna punish you. The courts are not gonna punish you, but we're gonna punish you right now. We're gonna put something up that makes you look real bad. I think that's what happens.

I think, because I think that the way that guy, honestly, the way that guy responded when Michael bumped him, bumped him or grouped him, that was not the sound of, and I know you weren't saying this, I know you were just presenting in the argument, but it was not the sound of someone who's like, oh, finally I'm gonna trap Michael. That was someone who sounded like they were legitimately,

like, like their boundaries had been crossed. And it was, you know, people know the difference between getting bumped and groped. They really do. And that was the way that guy was speaking. I was like, damn, that's. And the fact that and the thing is this, if if Michael had just bumped into him, he would have been like, Oh, sorry, I didn't realize, you know, I feel like he would have been like that. And not just like, Oh, sorry, all right. And like gone away. Like, Michael knew what happened, according to me, which is not, you can't, it's not a court of law.

In my mind, Michael knew what happened and he was like, Oh, okay, you pushed it, you went too far, and you walked off. Yeah. Well, who knows, but that's some pretty, that's some pretty shady editing there at the end. Wow. It it, yeah. Oh, but I love it.

I love a shady edit. Yeah, well, you got it today, buddy. Oh, I told you. It brings us to the end of the real house, so I was a Potomac. You guys, thank you got it today buddy. Oh I told it brings us to the end of the real house laws of Potomac You guys um, thank you so much for listening. We'll be back a little bit later with some uh southern charm new Orleans and Definitely be sure to go to watch a crap and calm check out the touring schedule and come see our shows live They're great. Just ask anyone who's in Baltimore Cleveland or Pittsburgh this last weekend We all had a great time. So thank you for listening and we will talk to you

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