Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni

Episode Date: August 6, 2018

Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is away. The great pizza mystery is solved. OR IS IT? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition GARSH! tees at crappensmerch.com avail through August! **Crappens Live is coming to Palm Beach, Atlanta and Denver! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ronnie Caram, I'm also on the Rose Creek Spatula Rest, and Ben Mandelker. My gorgeous partner is a way for the week in Italy. So we're having different special celebrity guest. Today's guest is amazing. She's a really hilarious person. She's running on humongous shows. She was on the good place, which you might have heard of.

And she's writing on a new, she's writing on a new show called Rell, which is coming out on Fox around September 9th on or around September 9. Her name is Ray Sonny. So follow her on Twitter at Ray Sonny, R-A-E-S-A-N-I. Cracked me up. This is a really fun way to end the real housewives of Potomac Season. cracked me up. This is a really fun way to end the real house was the Potomac season. Crappens is on tour throughout the rest of the year. Our next shows are in Atlanta and West Palm Beach in August. We've actually got two shows in Atlantic as one sold out. So get your tickets West Palm Beach as well. And then in September, we will be in Denver, Colorado. Come see us. We've also got our new monthly shirt up, our limited edition shirt. It's C course from Southern Charm. So go get your course shirt starting this afternoon. Thank you guys

so much for being here. Enjoy the show. Welcome rain. Thank you for having me. I'm so so glad you're here. We've met in real life, but we haven't like hung out in real life. Yeah, I've had dinner with Ben, but I have to get you to now that I'm on the West Coast. Yeah, that's Ben's shade. Did Ben tell me he was going to dinner with you? No. Okay, that's cheating. I'm sorry. Next time, it's going to be a three-some is going to be lovely.

Yeah, you don't be sorry. You're not married to me. I know who to play with and affair. But you have nice skins. If I married you, our kids would have amazing skin. Oh my, you have really nice skin too. I remember when you came to our New York show, you tweeted, well, someone's already touched my hair and said it was nice and soft. Do you know what that was? No, I didn't see who it was. He did it.

It was somebody who's no longer on summer house. Oh, it was one of the summer house people. Yeah. Oh, my good. And embarrassing. But I read that tweet and I was like, your hair really is soft. You thought it was you? I forgot you did.

No, no, I didn't do it. I just read your tweet and I was like, well, that's offensive, but at the same time, that is a beautiful bouncy curl that you've got going on. So, so we just started at the very beginning? Yes, let's start at the very whack beginning. Yes, so we open with the fake pizza delivery. I'm Robin, I'm delivering your pizza. When she rings the doorbell and Karen answers the phone. She doesn't answer the door so they just leave the pizza and then Jacelle, but this is so Jacelle.

She's like, mission accomplished. It's a house and mission accomplished. Well, because Jacelle's really, really good at accomplishing missions. She was able to assess that because someone didn't answer the door when her hit friend rang the doorbell in a dumb wig and with a small pizza. That was a small pizza, wasn't it? I know they're so cheap. It was so small and Ashley took two slices.

Like, you don't even give her like a personal pan pizza to come outside to you, expect it to open the door. You don't even get her like the dollar breadstick. There's exactly no wings, nothing, no ranch sauce. You out here, expect it, Karen, to open the door for you, silly ass. So she's like mission accomplished now and then actually tells them well I did see a person on the counter and that could mean that there's somebody with a person inside. Oh my god. Do murders ever even get solved in this country? I saw a purse. It's the strategically placed purse, Karen put there,

specifically for when people like you come to her house at night. Yes, that's why she also set that dinner table, but then had no dinner party. She's like, make it look busy. Make it look live. This is a dinner party tonight. So if anybody comes by and looks in, there's a person on the counter and a dinner party about to happen. Two in the morning.

Two in the morning in the dark. She's feeding ghosts in the house. Then Ashley says, oh my god, Robin, you were running like a dad at a soccer game. Which is such an odd thing to say because don't dad's like sit down with the soccer game. I was wondering, I was like, is she saying that like their dads who are like, phantom running down the sideline for their children or whatever? It's like, okay. Well, some fucked up soccer games.

And maybe Michael's a weirdo and he runs at soccer games and she sees the child, the her child's father and the future running up in the eye. I have no idea. That is so Michael though to go to a soccer game and be like, good morning. Good morning. Do it. And do it.

I'm leaving you. Cut off. It's like cutting off a little random children from as well. Yeah, then he tells them not to see what their mothers because their mothers is going to raise them poorly. That is low. I cannot believe she's still even with this guy. We'll get to because wow. Oh my god. Okay, so I have the worst episodes I tend to overcompensate with like 19 pages of notes. Oh, I'm game. And we don't really need that for this.

Like going back to the car after the pizza thing, the person's on the counter. Mission not accomplished. She lives there. I think. She thinks there's no mission. Yeah. Mission. It was a dumb fucking mission to be honest. Yeah, it was a bad mission. Yeah, um, mission. It was a dumb fucking mission to be honest. Yeah, it was a bad

mission. You were giving us such good TV all season. And the highlight of the season finale is Robin taking off a fake mustache and just out looking like a janitor from this 50s. I have no idea what was happening. Yeah, your season finale is a bad pizza delivery Congratulations guys, you really came through and I'm actually not knowing what dads do at soccer It's like when your dad flies paper airplanes at soccer games like wait, what? It's like when you fly a kite in the middle of the page at soccer game. I mean, Ashley the detective. I have my doubts, because if someone was knocking on my door, why wouldn't you see

who it is? Anybody who lives in the city and has a front door, that's who. Right. I don't know that's my front door. I wouldn't I mean Robin knew her mission was a failure before she even got there she's like yeah if I wasn't expecting anybody and it was dark outside I wouldn't answer the door and I'm like so how is that evidence Karen doesn't live there now Karen doesn't live

there but how is what you did evidence but here's my question and I asked it to bend but we couldn't figure it out so if Karen doesn't live there. But how is what you did evidence? Well, here's my question and I asked it to Ben, but we couldn't figure it out. So if Karen doesn't live there, is she just renting the house and it's just empty, why would you pay all that rent for a big house if you didn't even live there? Maybe she's doing it on shooting days, right? Like, I'm sure that they get schedules, maybe what, a week or two weeks in advance. And she probably is just renting, she probably up front rented out a certain number of dates at this house. And she paid for it. And the night that Robin and Jizal and company came with that pizza was one of the nights at the townhouse that she didn't pay for.

Okay, that makes sense, because I'm picturing it like is a day rental place. I mean, you can't even really rent a motel room, a motel six room like that anymore, because I'm picturing it like is a day rental place. I mean you can't even really rent a motel room motel six-room like that anymore because I know what you're gonna be doing in there, you know. What if Karen is a prostitute for the guy? You know what I would never respect Karen more than if I found out she was a prostitute. She needs to be fucking somebody who actually has money. Maybe she needs to fuck the white bill gates how about that got no kidding yeah move up the gates later exactly even find a gates cousin

to charity array don't have any money girl you got to have millions to make more millions as a part yeah the real bill gates is like trying to solve aids and stuff black bill gates is like not even getting this flu shot. Look, there's got to be some gates on the middle. What are you doing in Florida? Who are you saving in Florida? Karen'sville gates is like handing out samples

to Costco and Tampa. Fighting for horse meat meatballs. Oh, four horses. They feel things. So then we got a Monique's house and her daughter is smacking her butt going, you gotta stinky booty. Which makes her daughter my favorite cast member for this episode. makes her daughter my favorite cast member for this episode. And then we're seeing them all get ready in the morning. And she's always driving her kids around in the door. It goes, don't do that.

Proof in the back again, because it makes you look like you have a five head. She is her mother's daughter. Yeah, she really is. Like you are now hired for what? But also, my... She needs that daughter to be her stylist because Jizelle has some tragic looks. I love her so much. And I think part of why I don't hate her nearly as much as you do is because she's vulnerable enough to look terrible every time she's throwing

shit. This is why she's not a full-out awful human. She's still terrible because she's still like vulnerable enough to like not notice that she looks awful on TV and still like herself. That is the kind of delusion we love in a house why in a Luan and a Jazead throwing all kinds of shades, but your hair and your weave don't match colors or texture. It's glorious. You can have every how there you two told when they cut to Calvin. Is that her friend's name when they cut all the styles that he had her fucked up That was not nice to call okay Some of those styles were decent. I feel like this show is being a jazel to jazel and just trying to drive a wedge into a friendship

She's like I've known Calvin for 20 years and I'm like, he's had 20 years to practice. Yeah, and he still gets it wrong. Yeah. P.S. Calvin hates you. Your daughters and your best friend don't like you for shit. You can name them a door all you want to. It does not transfer into a feeling towards you. She said five heck. She said that. And just like no more popovers for you. Because that's like the best thing that Jacelle everyday was we found out that she makes her kids popovers all the time.

And that's the one reason that I will kind of like Jacelle. That's like the one thing I like about Giselle. You don't think she's funny. You know Giselle's funny. Giselle is really funny. Yeah, well, I would like Giselle. She's like my type of housewife. She's super bitchy.

She's really funny. She tries to come up with big story lines for the camera. You know, like, hmm, get some like mission. The pizza whatever. Yes. She's what I should like. I just don't even on these stupid shows. I And she actually was really vulnerable when talking about Sherman to one.

Now one was given terrible advice, but she was vulnerable. And she was like, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Her Robin and she actually was really vulnerable when talking about Sherman to one now one was given terrible advice But she was vulnerable. I know she's asking one Okay, like one was taken back after an affair and he's still paying for it. Okay. Yeah, just forgive him Why don't you just pretend it didn't happen just totally forgiven. What's the problem? like why don't you just pretend it didn't happen just totally forgiven what's the problem? If Robin and one of your relationship goals you need a whole new lifestyle like that's crazy. But I got a condo.

We're totally back on the rebound. Her kids talk to her like crazy. I know the kids on this show. I love that the kids on this show already hate their parents. Yeah, it takes them to be teenagers. But also it's glorious because it just means that that kind of bitchiness is learned and you can see it. It's great.

That way, if I'm not good at shading my friends, I can learn how to shape my friends. You just watch just now. Yeah. My bitch is learned. My bitchingness is learned. My mom's name is Rhonda, and my name is Rondle. And trust there's like, it's exactly the same.

I'm like her spirit twin. Yeah. And I'm grateful to you forever, mother. So then we skip over to Robin and her kids are, you know, running around abusing her. She's like a pinata in the middle of the kitchen as they run around her with little baseball bats. And she's like, she's running a shirt that says, don't trip. Which is that because the house has too much stuff in it you're gonna trip over something or she telling you to calm down I like to think that they're meant to be a me at

the end of that like don't trip me don't trip me please don't trip me eight year olds sticking his foot out dad says I don't have to respect you. Yeah, that says fuck you. I can say fuck you. So then we go where the Candace is big storyline trying on jeans. Oh, you're good. So what do you think about this whole thing? Because this their storyline, stupid Candace, I want you to take a look at this invite to this engagement party that Dorothy's drawing. She has to have her say, but this wedding is the beginning of a different relationship with my mom. She's paying for the entire wedding. What are you talking about? I love that Candace keeps believing that she's not going need her mom's money listen listen the burden of having a rich mom is having a rich mom

Paying for everything and telling you what to do and giving what other kinds of burdens mom can be I feel like this is great. This is great you you wifeed up a deadbeat So you're gonna have an extra active mom that's the sign life signed up for. That's just what it's going to be. I'll take it. Yes. Can you imagine if my mom paid for everything and sponsored my hobby for weeks, I would never have a complaint. I know if my mom was like, you know, that joke was a little off today on your podcast.

I'd suck it up and be like, thanks mom. I can be $20,000. Exactly. Can I get a wick site? off today on your podcast. I'd suck it up and be like, thanks, mom. Now, I can be $20,000. Exactly. Can I get a wicksite? Can I get some shit? We got a whole wedding and Gazerman party. A lot of house.

Her mom pays for their house. I know every little thing. And then she gets this wicksite, like you said, and Chris, stupid Chris. I mean, she's not marrying the brightestix like you said and Chris stupid Chris I mean she's not marrying the brightest bulb you know Chris is like you made a whole website she's like no it's drag and drop Chris he's like I'm really excited by the way I talked to my kids mom and they're gonna get to come up here for the

wedding I'm like which mom was that which mom? Let me see your team mobile bill, please. Can you imagine? Listen, there's nothing on the planet that makes me believe that a 15 year old is choosing that sort of thing for no reason. Yeah, because he says, like, I really want him to come to the wedding. First off, you haven't seen him in 10 years What the fuck 15 year old is gonna want to come see the dad who abandoned him get married to some like young Model started new family Sounds great. Usually so sensitive Chris and he goes well. I can't get ahold of him as usual Like this really busy 15 year old. He's like so I'll write him a letter. He's a teenager.

He not paying his own phone bill. There's some way to get in contact with him. If you, if your mom, if your mom, if your child's mom doesn't want you to talk to him, something happened. What did you do? We knew what happened. He did not pay his child support. Exactly. You don't know what fucking happened. The man who is too cheap to bring napkins to a barbecue. Did not pay his child support. Don't write that child the letter.

Write that child the check. A very large check, sir. Hello, hello, Senate cash app. Oh, something. You can't just send a letter. You owe me 25 grand. You go send a letter. Talking about a letter? Get out of here, something. You can't just send a letter. You owe me 25 grand. You go send a letter talking about a wedding. Get out of here, bro.

The only response you're going to get right now is like a little happy face emoji. Would you then mo hem like $20,000? Right. Is there, you know, those little emojis where it's like rent and it's a house with cash on it? Does it have one for back child support? Where's just like a newborn on the floor and dad walking away?

It's like an invisible heart and like a sagging volleyball. Just a woman crying holding a child. No man around. Oh, that is dark, but so true. So then Candice makes this all about her. She's like, you know, there's a kind of marriage where you marry somebody and they have kids, and that's hard, but it's even harder when there's also an astray this child.

You think so? You think so? You think so? You think so? You think so? You think so? You think so? I choose to marry a deadbeat, and now other people are going to notice. Yeah, and she's doing that thing where she folds up an napkin into a little square and then chumps on it with her eye. And she's comforting him for not paying his child support or whatever.

And she goes, you know, showing this part of myself chisels away the hard parts of me and reveals the strong canvas. And then the camera cuts to her still crying. This is not about you and you're not strong for marrying a deadbeat. Hello. She is strong for marrying a deadbeat when she comes from tons of money and putting it on TV That is brave as fuck because you know better. You know better bitch. You know better Yeah, and it's so it's very low self confidence, you know She's like well. I knew what the baggage was and I guess I chose to do it anyway

To involved but well, you know, maybe opposites attract it anyway. If you have a two involved, well, you know, maybe opposite the track, maybe your parents push you in opposite direction because I can't understand how your complaint is that your mom is two involved and then you get with a guy who's not involved at all. That is really intense, that is like the complete opposite.

Well, maybe it's like a level of asking for money because she's always asking her mom for money and then he's probably by extension asking her for money which is also asking the mom for money. You know, it's like a circle of asking for money. Can you imagine being a grown man and your wife's mother is paying for everything? While you're on TV admitting that you're deadbeat.

Where is the self esteem you write? No self esteem, no shame. Hold on, I just got a boner. It sounds amazing. That sounds amazing. Like literally I don't care who pays. I don't cost that much money. Okay, if anybody wants to like abuse me,

just pay for my shit. I don't even care. I'm right, can you just cut off Chris and Mary Ronnie. And we won't ask any about any of the details after that. We just let it happen. Yeah, Dorothy can call me a deadbeat dad. All she wants to. I'm there for Dorothy.

I'm like the only person who likes Dorothy. What's that? I'm sorry. I'm the only person who likes Dorothy. The mom. Yeah, I think you might be part of me. My nose is giving me some trouble. Give me a second. No.

Okay. Sorry about that. Mm-hmm. Um, so then we go over to Karen's house. Who every time they show Karen's house, now the editors are so shady, they just showed this like sad American flag ball in the pool. The editors know. The producers know she don't live there. They just showed this like sad American flag ball on the pool

The editors know the producers know she don't live there they know Yeah, and you know that Ray and Karen never see each other anymore because she's like What have you got here? She's like That's right. That's a stray. Look at you all dressed up. Where'd you go and where you go? It's like work He's like about my day like I have been without you for nine months He's like why are you dressed in a ball gown at eight in the morning? Why are you dressed in a ball gown at eight in the morning? Do you imagine, first of all, the wig in this,

in this, in this scene, it's like, okay, this is not the wig of a woman who loves her man, because she was. You supposed to make him desire you. You haven't seen each other for nine months. It's not. You feel me, You haven't seen each other for nine months You filming My assistant loves me wig. What are we doing here? Yeah, that is totally her. I just had lunch with Matt wig So she's like well the trip is great to can but there's no way I'm gonna take those accusations seriously that cat fight.

I came home to my man. Who did you come home to Ashley? No, buddy. I was going to have to talk. What are you even talking about Karen? Well, she didn't come home to anybody either, but not for the same reason, you know. And she doesn't come home for it to anybody. It's not because her man's getting locked up for over the IRS. Yeah, it's because he's at some random soccer game running up in Dana Fuehl.

Running with his kite. So she's like, good news, Ray. I just settled on the name. La-Diam, la-Dah, I'm like the granddad. I'm ooo. And he's like, wonderful. How much is this gonna fucking cost me? You don't have to go to jail, right?

You imagine? Can you imagine? All of your fortune is gone and this bitch talking about opening up a business. Really? Remember when they were like, look Karen, this is the machine that they use in France. You gonna buy it Karen?

Go ahead, buy it. And they were saving Karen because she wouldn't buy the perfume machine. Excuse me, why would you need a perfume machine when Monique is telling you that essential oils is all that matters? Okay, she needs an oil machine. Yeah, she needs to just get Monique's pyramid scheme. She needs to just feel like right under the top of the pyramid. Oh my god, is Monique an herbolife seller? I don't know what the company is and everything I know I know know from Facebook. So do not even sue me, Monique, okay? Because this is allegedly a scathe grip in my day.

But this is what I heard is that she's part of some company that sells essential oils, but it's like a pyramid scheme. Oh my god, there's going to be a documentary on Netflix about Monique. Monique is low key as bad as Karen with her delusion. Oh, she's crazy. She's a drunk. Like, she's got all this shit going on. She's like, what?

So, you know, I had, I fell asleep and fell into that little tree in the picture. Yo. I need to understand why she would put that on camera. I think she was trying to get out in front of it because you know on this show, if you don't say it on camera, just oh, we'll wait till the right moment.

So wait till like your kids christening or some shit like that. So like, well, you can't be an alcoholic on TV just to get ahead of me, called it alcoholic. You just given us evidence. Her teeth are purple and every scene like we're talking about here. She not even drinking with a straw that we can like she's just taking big gulps like

it's a 7-11 drink or whatever I don't know. She's got like the blue very slurpy look on her tongue. That's right. Why? She should at least be carrying around a toothbrush, a little tongue scraper or something. She's going to try and pretend she's not an alcoholic. A tongue scraper. Well, just the way that she explains it, she's like, well, you know, the martinis didn't make me drunk.

They made me tired. How could I have the depression bitch? It's supposed to make you tired. Like, that's just how it works for me. What would drug you know as a alert? Do you know any alert drugs? No, thank God. How else are you supposed to take their wallet on from the nightstand? So we're still at Karen's house and Karen's like, so Ray, how are you doing Ray?

And he's like, well, we're still having some issues with our financial situation. Like, he puts our in all caps just to piss off Karen. And she gives this shocked face like oh oh He's like well, I just want you to know why signed off a while ago on the and she goes oh Ray I'm so proud of you. This is like yes. He's getting some tonight. I'm sleeping in Ray's bed tonight So Karen doesn't realize she's leaking evidence all over the scene so she doesn't sleep with Ray. Right, she said he's gonna get some. I was like so he wasn't getting some because he was broke. Or in jail.

Or in his own house. And then he goes, well, we still have to pay. I just signed an agreement. He's getting pussy on credit. It's not even like he's paid anything yet. He's getting box from Cameron with because of the intention. This is crazy. He got alone from Jacelle's partner in the... Eric Laos.

Was it Eric Laos? Eric Laos. Up and down and all around. He's like, well, I think the deal is fair to me and it's fair to the government. She's like, Oh, yes, Ray, getting some. And so the producers are always trying to call her out. Like you hear the producers talking. And he goes, so did he pay her or did he come up with a payment plan? He says, you need to ask for that.

I don't produce you, but we need concrete answers. You want concrete answers? Ask concrete something. I'm not your sidebar. Control concrete. The taxes used during the rear view mirror. So yes. Look, what did you just even say?

I need concrete answers for the concrete house that I definitely live with. So yes, like what did you just even say? Concrete answer for the concrete house that I definitely live with Ray, you know, the concrete cell Ray is gonna be moving into if he's late one fucking time She's like these are adversities Shows you who we are and we're stronger and proud of for it now can I get off the off the budget, Ray? Now, this is where another piece of evidence is she leaks. Because supposedly she had her own bank account and her own money. But now they have a budget that she needs to adhere to.

Man, she's a terrible liar. Terrible, terrible. Is it because she's dumb or is it because she thinks we're dumb? Both. She's dumb or is it because she thinks we're dumb? Both. She's dumb and she thinks everybody's as dumb as she is. And it's kind of true. I mean, really all you have to do is read comments and people are like, they're just haters, Karen.

We know you have your own bank account. I'm like, okay, the whole world is stupid. Wait, are people talking about this show because on Twitter, it doesn't get a lot of action. But maybe it's on Facebook with the old ladies. I think everything that happens is on Facebook now. People don't even care that they're naturally doxed on Facebook. They don't want to say fuck you. Like, those use all these curse words.

And you're like, you're a 90-year-old grandmother. Your picture is you with babies in front of a flag. What are you doing? This is lovely. What are you doing calling Karen a whore? Nana stop calling to sell a slide. I'm so safe. And then you go to their page and they're like,

we love Jesus. Like, God, you really see who people are in the internet. Man. And then you go to their page and they're like, we love Jesus You really see who people are in the internet man So then Ashley goes to this therapist and Ashley does her typical first of all her therapist has a Coffee mug that says therapy is not a dirty word Like you don't need to talk people into going into therapy in therapy. They're already there. Ashley starts her usual. You will never believe this.

Michael says, what? You can't believe it. I'm a trophy. What can you believe it? He's turned out Michael doesn't want to have a baby with me because of the way my mom raised me. He's never would said anything about my mom being a factor. Why does she insist upon that being true? Why does she believe that he told her the truth when he said that? You know, it can't be for his money because I don't believe he has that much money. Do you know? I think he has a lot of money. I also genuinely think that she likes him. I don't know why it might be like maybe they have really good sex or whatever she likes him or at the very least she's invested in not appearing

as though she's a trophy wife. She really wants us to think she's smart and thoughtful, which I think I agree. I think she's super dope, but she's really invested in not being just like some, I don't know, a trophy chick, some model that's dating like Like, the investment is bizarre, but I think she genuinely likes that, dude, I think she wants to be married to him. I really do. Yeah, and she, you know, a lot of things start off, like maybe if it was a trophy wife situation

where it started off and she's just got daddy issues, you know, who cares? I think she loves him now, too. Yeah. I buy that. And she shouldn't, but she does. Yeah, God. Well, she shouldn't but she does yeah Well, it's like every girlfriend going through issues like this not necessarily old man issues But just issues where the guys like I don't want to hit the baby. They're like maybe soon It's just she for for the sake of our own entertainment. She should just divorce that dude

He's not even fun to watch and can you imagine Ashley dating I want to say Ashley dating well, I think she's boning to chef at the restaurant anyway. He's so fine I know I've always thought that she's boning that guy anyway. I think they must have some kind of open thing because wasn't Michael all over grinder Like I saw his, where does a legend fit? I mean, Karen seems to know. Karen seems to know. Yeah. Well, he's somewhere. He out there somewhere.

Yeah, so I don't know if they have like an open thing. I don't know what's going on, but you know, she's accustomed to a certain lifestyle and a chef of kangaroo meat probably isn't going to let cut it. Yeah, I have a lot of money. If you out here trying to lose money, putting Australia gaming meats in fucking DC, yeah. I'm shit salute.

I'm not restaurant is all like giant bamboo sticks with stuffed koala bears. I'm not gonna open my eyes. He probably has tons of money. So the therapist basically tells her, and he's not that into you. She's like, he isn't to me. Thank you. And like puts a nickel in the jar and leaves.

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of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder-Yah. So Robin's next and she's taking her kid to his birthday party at the racing place. I'm basically spent time with the family and talk about the medium and this medium. I mean really. First of all, like, Juan is so moved by the medium talking in quotation marks to his mother. Like all of this shit, the medium said wasn't Googleable.

Everything. There was a whole episode of television about Juan finding his dad. If that medium didn't know that shit, it would just show that a medium is not good at basic research. Well, thank God there needs to be a medium who doesn't understand what Google is, because that's the only kind I would believe. Yes, right, but it's like, it's so crazy. It's like, I mean, I want to live in whatever world Robin and Wann live in, where maybe they're too broke for the internet or whatever where they think that they're undiscoverable.

But this video just had a mainline to his dead mom. That's correct. Yeah, they did. It's called being. And Robbins, like, oh my God, the medium even said, what are you waiting for? Just like everybody else is saying, what are we waiting for? like everybody else is saying what are we waiting for and the family is like oh Jesus Christ I love that Robin acts off hard to get while she's at their kids' birthday party as a couple with one it's like you're showing you're showing him Robin I know they've

been together since they were like 14 you know what I mean's like, you're not gonna do life with anybody else. You don't even know what that could possibly be. Like just, you know, you say you love your trash husband and we move through it with your girl, you ain't got a lie. Yeah, you don't have to. I think she's holding out for Bravo to be like, we'll reshoot the marriage vows, you know. Oh, yeah. And get like a free thing because Robin loves a discount.

Well, everybody, look, every housewife loves a discount. loves a discount. So I think she's kind of waiting for that but this show is like no like we're still using the same shot of the dough we got in the first five minutes of b-roll shooting okay. Maybe firing shereefs and you know the money you save following her hoverboard up and down the block or whatever you can spend on Robin and Wands new wedding. Who knows? Yeah because you Syris will always do this for free. Like even if she's not on you'll just see her in the B-roll like. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Like, passing by the dough. Room. Then pain. I think what they did to Thotha is really cold. Like they made her believe she was a real housewife this whole season. And it's really just in the past two episodes that they're like, no, you're not here. That's my dad and sonar.

She had to know when nobody was showing up to, she didn't have any events. Did she host anything besides what Monique's drives that nobody showed up to for longer than 10 minutes? The water bottle and a U-hole drive. Exactly. It's like, OK, well, if the best we could do is store in some water, you have to know

you didn't have any storyline. That's my friend. And also she brought on Kendall. And Monique is the one getting the credit for it. So, I know I think she got stymied. Like she tried to say, oh this wasn't me who did that. And then they were like, okay, we believe you, you're fired. She was like, wait a minute, I brought on Kendall.

No, I'm a master manipulator, remember? Saa-sa. So Candice is candy ass. Oh, so Candace is getting her makeup from the makeup artist. I'm sorry, I'm pretty in my notes. She's getting makeup done because it's the day that her mom is throwing her the big party. And Dorothy's like, I'm popping.

She did look nice. She did look nice. She did look nice. I love the word. I brought did give her life. They were nice eyebrows. She's still a horrendous human being. How's your way, honey? I love that the sister just makes fun of her right to her face.

That I mean, what is Candace so scared of? It was like, the mom choking her before the stepdad showed up. Like Candace is terrified. Because you know that mom will be like, you were very nice to me Candace. So this party is all. That's true. She'll take the party away, like right the second way.

Right away. So then they're all kind of the stepdad Ronnie comes over and he's over it He's just like this. He's just like this queen and bad bad doctors pulled up to his mipples And he's like what's that funny stuff on your eyes? What is that What is that? He's like under cover. Secret mission. He's sitting here wondering.

He's like, didn't she turn 18 already? Why do I have to still love this person? She's like, you're welcome for the fruit. He's like, I paid for this fruit. So all of a sudden this house is mine. I'm still paid Dorothy okay. Cause you know Dorothy had an iron cloud agreement. Not media.

So poor Ronnie is so they start giving Cam Candace shit. She goes, oh, so Candace, you're going to be an instant step mom. And she's like, how's that working out? And he goes, you'll find out and rolls his eyes Cross his legs and keep seating just fruit So then Dorothy jumps in because you know it's like when you marry an old queen and you guys see each other again all these years later They're like two old queens together The style

Chris is gonna have is gonna be a baby mama for three babies. Is there something, what's she saying? She's saying that if Candace and Chris have kids, he's gonna have three baby mama. Oh, it's awkward. Yeah, well, I'm very glad that Candace and Chris are going out of their ways to change up stereotypes. Not only are deadbeats.

Black, they're white guys too. I'm very happy. Also, it's like second chances for deadbeats. Exactly. It's like, you know, you can be a bad father and trick a young woman with money into marrying you too. Horatio's aspiration. Chris the hero. Oh world we're healing.

Congrats. It's going to be amazing watching watching him raise this baby like without Mattkins. Oh my god. He's just going to have a hose and a dry method for this baby. Hanging the baby out on the disposable diapers. He's going to have those diapers and those napkins with the name embroidered art is going to be the baby's diaper. He's just got a stack of jizzels waiting over in the corner. So Chris is doing that tissue. Anyway, yeah, what a gift. It's probably

better than anything he's ever given Candace those monographed mappings. The best gift he's given Candace is brown dick somehow attached to a white body. Did you see the new pictures that came out of him? No, shut up. They were going around L-Internet and he's smiling like he's taking head shots. But he's naked, like, you know, cooking things in the kitchen, which is like the last place to be naked, you know.

Wait, Chris Potomac news, I'm Googling, is this inappropriate? No, I mean, just to talk about it. No. Is that no, it's not like pouring ones where he's like, yeah, doing it the kitchen. It's just needs, you know, it's like the old play girl style, where it's just like soft and hanging there, which why anybody would want to see that? I don't know. Oh my God, they came out this month. How come nobody told me?

I don't know. I told everybody. I'd like go down to the Starbucks. I'd be like, I'm Ronnie, I'm here for the online order. Chris has new picks. Oh, he is fine as fuck, though. Right. You see, I think so. She forgives. Like we all would give fine people. Oh, no, this is nice. Sorry. Sorry. OK. Right. So I kind of get it. Yeah, you know what?

10 kids. 80. I'm sorry. It's not like they're coming out of your budget. No, listen. Listen, if my man looked like that, I would be getting raw down to like coming in me my God. So Chris tells the mom that because they're mortified that she's just said, oh my God, you're gonna have three baby mama's Chris.

And he's can't. This is like, oh my God. And he said it wasn't planned that way. And she's, no, I'm trying to just say your special Chris Oh so good and then so good Sisters like why are you so loud? So good. The sisters like, why are you so loud? And she goes, well, I'm excited, I get loud.

I'm just saying I didn't say I'm excited, loud. You know, the best kind of shade is when an old woman uses your worst quality as a compliment. Like, look at that big ass gaffey, your teeth. Isn't that special? Madonna paid a lot of money for that, Chris. A lot of money, Chris. I'm just saying when I get excited about gaps of teeth I get loud. I just get loud. They have a whole store called the gap.

Why are you mad, Creos? You go have 18,000 children in this place. I know he's like larva. Okay, so they're just popping out all over the place. So Ashley's at home in a cute little crop top. And Michael comes down. Now I adopted my dog. And when I adopted him, I went to all of these dog shelters.

And you know, like those old dogs with runny eyes that's my call. It sounds like those runny sad eyes it's like adult me please I'll be a good boy I won't sit on the cap it again he definitely does. So she goes you want want some coffee? We'll get that cracking. He goes cracking. You know, I've always wondered about how they communicate with each other because, um, Ashley has like these hood rat tendencies, dry fucking love. She's like, when she's like, girl bang, girl bang, you know, and so I was like, how does Michael talk to this little ratchet wife? Well, it seems that he repeats her slang in Australian wonderland. Cracking.

Cracking. Hmm, it's anyone. Bang and A. So she says that they got in a big fight about the baby Before but they just pretend that that's nothing's wrong and then keep going So also she has this tendency to just like wait until the cameras are there and then confront him about everything And he said straight up on camera. He's like, I'm not talking about this on camera, but All right, how do you not look at the fucking this on camera, babe. How do you not look at the fucking pre-nap with the lawyer before you get to the camera?

It's not like the camera people are lawyers. They're not going to go shit on your behalf. Can you imagine if a cameraman was like, oh, that doesn't look fair. She was a fine. They've only camera men were there for you, you know? I think there are though. They there for you, you know. They never are though. They're always working against you people. Yes, exactly.

He wants to see you get your life destroyed. So he gets to come back next season. You out here hoping he can notice when there's a payment not in love. Well, we saw the beginning of the season was her resigning an agreement because Michael smart and has three year agreements They can be negotiate every three years and this year with it came up and they weren't even living together And she's like, okay, all we all resigned the prenup just approved to you that I'm not with you for your money But let's have a baby because I get more money into pre-nut Which is so bizarre because it's like if I if you're not with me if I'm not with you for your money

I'm gorgeous. What do you bring to the table? It's like it's like you don't get to make me feel bad for wanting you for your money That's what you bring to the table then I will never look good ever again because if you get to take away The one reason we're here then you get to take away the one reason we're here, then I get to take it away too. Now Ashley should just get to, if he doesn't want to pay her out, she should get fat as fat as well.

Fat as well. Yeah, she should get to be like any Murphy fat. Exactly. Like, I want to see Ashley in a clump suit from Nuddy Professor just fucking, okay, love me like this. Okay. Does this look like a good mom? I want her to come down for breakfast and for Michael to be like They start talking about this fucking baby again and he's like, nah, well first they

talk about Karen because that's like the icebreaker and all their relationships and Ashley doesn't tell the truth real well the whole truth because she started it Ashley fucking started it again. So she's like, we ran can and of course Karen comes after me and our marriage. I say girl a girl. Girl. You didn't accuse her of not having a house. You told her, you told her business everywhere. She only repeated stuff she'd already said,

but you out here fighting her townhouse. You're going up against her gay. I mean, that's serious business. Like you went up against her relationship and her gay husband. Yes, you doing the most Ashley. I love Ashley from girl. Yeah I like Ashley too. She starts a lot of shit. Well like she says in the beginning, you may say I cause trouble. I like how she says trouble. She's like you may say I cause trouble. Like she gets this like little powdery way of saying things

So she's like that's about calling the kettle black and he goes well He is what I want to know what are they live in a rental house? Why would they live in a rental house where the rent is more expensive than a regular house so many questions Like hey Simon van camping shut up You're not a housewife you bitch And it's like your wife is perfectly interesting. She're not a housewife, you bitch. And it's like, your wife is perfectly interesting. She's not Alex McCord. You don't need to do any maddening. Yeah, how about you just sit down queen? Okay. Why don't you find ways to get her pregnant? Like, mind your business, bro. Yeah, here's a turkey based. Don't come back to her little school. Nobody

wants to hear you. Research ways to come even if you're not attracted to women. Go to 7-Eleven and get the man pack or whatever they sell with the cash register. All those supplements, what did it tell Reed? It's like goat's milk or whatever's up there. He's like goat's milk whatever's up there. He's like, will we finally go up regularly? The baby came out as a giant slurpee. I don't know. So stupid.

So Ashley's like, well, he's a prominent real estate developer. So of course, he's going to have questions about their move to great falls. I mean, I'm not sure that would even add up to Sherlock Holmes. So then they switched to the baby and she's like, babe, you know, I mean, I know that you said no, but I just want you to say that there's a possibility that we can have a baby and he's like, I haven't weighed the pros and the cons yet. Pros. You've been married to this woman for at least four years. He's been promising the baby.

And he, one of the, I think his problem is that he said, well, once the restaurant is up and once it's profitable and remains profitable, then we'll have a baby. I, who thought that this restaurant would become profitable? Exactly. You know? But you know, was he trying to do a Kelsey grandma where he gave Ashley the show so he could like divorce her with a parting gift

and then like the show too much to leave? Maybe. Like because Kelsey grammar at least got on Broadway. So he is like, oh, I've officially got something better. Because Michael is a camera horror, by the way. Yeah, he's terrible. He is like a bitch husband. You know, I wish Nini was here to yell at him and be like, you are not a bitch.

Blu. She'd be calling him a bitch. Yeah. He'd be not a bitch. If he minded his fucking business and gave her a goddamn baby. So it seems so mean. It's like, he has all the control. He's like dangling this thing over her head.

He just gets her to obey. She's done everything. She cut off her mom financially, so they would have us believe. And she's signed this shitty prenup without having it looked over a reviewed. And she's basically still being fine as fuck. She's doing yoga so she doesn't get mad at him when he deserves it.

And he's not budging on anything. Now to be fair, just to play the devil's advocate, she also left. Like we're only watching the show, we're there together so we're not used to that part where she just left his ass but she's been not with him I think for most of us when they weren't filming right oh yeah you're right because it was like after last season they lived separately yeah and I didn't really realize that until first of all they show a close-up of Ashley's rack for no reason and they they can't resist. It's a very nice.

They're like, this is why he's here. You guys. But it's so random. It's like the serious conversation. And then boobs. It's just her boobs. Serious conversation about why she's not getting what she wants. And I close up for why the only reason he's still there.

So then he says something like, well, I was in a place where we weren't together and I just got used to living my life with the E. And I was like, oh yeah, you guys were like kind of divorced for a while. So maybe that's why. But also, there's another reason why, I actually just leave some milk on the counter. Like, how are you ready to take care of a child? That's what he meant. Maybe he saw her mom doing before too. Do you know how much extra milk we had to pay for your mother? Because she was always leaving get old the canna.

My child's a lot more than I have mold poisoning already, Shalee. Back to it. Oh my god. I found a piece of popcorn on my desk. And so I've been slowly eating. You know how popcorn gets all like, um, Squishy. Yeah, hard. And I just laughed and choked on it. Oh, no. Oh God, I would die during a Michael scene. He's into that auto erotic asphyxiation. I'm sure maybe it be turned on by you choking. So it ends with Ashley making that promise that every gay guy makes it with his best

with his best girlfriend when we're in high school. If we're both not married, we'll get together. Cause 30 seems so old. And then we all get 30 and we're like, fuck no, I'm not marrying you. First of all, isn't Ashley 30? That's what I thought. I guess she's like, I was like, isn't she the same ages of me? I feel like she and I are in the same age and I definitely don't want a baby, but I'm also not married to a wealthy old man. Yeah. Well, I think she's coming from the place of like this. I've got this for I'm only this young and this hot right now, you know, it goes. Freeze eggs. Freeze your eggs.

I leave that man alone if he's not going have children with you at least steal someone's money Freeze your eggs your on TV and your gorgeous. They are going to be better men with bigger bank accounts Yeah, you live in a place of politicians go get one of those they seem to be fine She could like I mean she's in DC. They have like four She could like, I mean, she's in DC. They have like four professional teams. She should get a retired athlete, maybe a Sherman. Get you a Sherman girl. Get you a parking ride like Sherman.

Okay. So next up is this big finale party, which is so sad because it's really just you know This show ended with such a whimper. It was such a good season and then I just fell off so hard Yeah, no one would even fight and then Ashley and Chris Ashley and Michael bring a plant as a gift which is I mean this is in the house And Candice is like her gift is thoughtful and I'm not in my relationship like I water my what is

that kind of plan to that good so it's just losing hope at rapid pace I don't get how it happened I don't get how it happened. I don't get how it happened. You were doing so good. You know, I think because they didn't stop at 12. My season, they stopped at 12 and it was perfect. They need to always stop at 12. Yeah. And Jersey this year stopped at 12 or around there. 12 or 13. This year. Oh, but that's because they have the fewest number of housewives on this one, right? Besides Orange County, which is born as one of them. Do they have on this one six? Yeah, I think six. I think the sweet spot is seven. They're doing all the perfect season three things like their ego is thick enough to be like

arrogant and delusional like a good care and a good Giselle Ashley at moments. They're famous enough to like be ridiculous, but they're not so famous in their brand conscious. So they're just like leaning all the way to fuck in, but there aren't enough storylines, because Monique figured out we was gonna call her drunk for the rest of the season and she got born too.

I know, she's like, I don't want them to call me drunk anymore, on massage Chris want them to call me drunk anymore. Amasage Chris's feet to grow up in the mountain to forget anything that's happened before this. When we see her with those boats in her hands, we're going to forget. Like you need to be drunk to be able to get fucked by a dude that big. He looks like he will take you out. No kidding.

She they probably got all these tubes all around their bed just so she can grab air when she needs, you know. Oh my God. Oh, the big love to you baby. Oh, ding the difference. She's with a giant and she's so petite. It's like, man, oh yeah, and she did lose the baby or whatever. I guess if I was miscarried, if I had miscarried a baby

that I wanted, I'd be a drunk too. But she should just say, I'm sad and I'm drunk, as opposed to being like, I'm the best mom ever with teeth stained from cabinet. That's the best. Oh, fucking wine. That's why I only drink vodka. No one will ever know. Oh, do you watch claws? There was an episode where one of the characters put tampons

so it's vodka and put it inside. And it's like, I want to try it, but I'm very worried about pH balance and my, you know, but doesn't it sound fun and no one can bother you about it? Yeah, that's an old drug addict trick. I heard about that on that, um, that sex show that Dan, what's his buttons? Dan's having? Yes, he was, someone was saying, I feel either of math, but I don't want to mess up my teeth. So I put it up my butt And dance have it is like well, you know, that's a everybody has their own way And so to do this safely, you know how it like his show gets so bizarre I had to stop listening to it because I was like, you know what? I'm free with sex, but not this free I got this free. We don't put that in my asshole free Jesus. I need to have some boundaries to just still believe the world is okay.

This is too dark. Matthew, you're bold. That is very dark. The stark. I was like, you don't get a meth face, but what is happening to your colon? You know what I mean? Oh my god. That's opting in for colorectal cancer.

Just to get out to do. Anyway. My colon won't stop dancing. So weird. Okay, so Chris gives all the ladies napkins with their names on it, because he forgot napkins one time. I mean, that's the sad ending to the season like all the story that I've sty up and they're so bad

and Karen goes well Candace learned lesson. Hmm. She learned lesson. Hmm. She learned a lesson. A napkin lesson. Thank you There's so many lessons she could have learned like financial independence How many lessons she could have learned, like financial independence, marrying a man who raises his children, that kind of a lesson would have been a great lesson, but the lesson she learned is to so care his name once in fact. Small fabric at that, it's not even a shawl or nothing, it's a napkin. I know, could you run for a pass, Mina? It's a wedding party Just cop one off the side table in New York. They just on the streets just

Put Karen on that something So then Ashley at least tries so she sits next to Karen She's like What's the deal? But he's still ignoring me. Why? So you a mess Ashley you man. You a lie. And a man, Sashley. That's why. And she's going glad to see you're here. And you're wearing your ring. And raise your how nice for you.

This is the same method she did with Sherman when she went to Giselle's birthday party. And she's like, oh oh sad Sherman's not here. Actually love a good shit stirring and I love it. I love it. She's like we're at the finale party bitch give us something he and then I'm gonna bring us back back season. Yeah she's the only one who understands what it's like to need to keep a job. She's married to the right guy you know three-legged dog back there. So then Michael tries to start shit too and he goes up to, he's so rude about it too because Ray is talking to someone's aunt, I guess Candace's aunt, and he's like, what do you do? And she's like, oh, the medical supplies company. And then Michael comes and he's like,

right, so right, were you living right now, right? Were you living? Oh, geez. Oh, my son. Bitch, he's a bitch. He's very rude, that was so bitchy. And it was like, he didn't even finesse it. Like there wasn't even any kind of like subtle shade.

He didn't like slid in there. He just went with your house like. Where is it? Where do you live, right? Where do you live? It's gonna make a great false. He's a big difference. There's a bridge.

All right. And where he's like, you've been in my house. What are you talking about? And he's like, that's a rented house. All right. I've got Zillow. I'm a professional. It's too embarrassing. Just like, Michael is rude as fuck.

Still very aggressive and young and active. But Ray has never played C-Niles so fast. His eyes were dancing. And he's the way he had the wrench. He's like, what? Saddening. We're gonna go to the outside movie theaters now. He didn't know where he was. Outside movie theaters. He had no idea. He's just like, my house. My house. But then he just kind of tells off Michael which I like because Michael's like

did you buy it did you buy the eight-sod movie theater and he's like I don't know what you're talking about get the hell out of here Michael like he came out of him with like a rolled up newspaper. He's like, get off my lawn, Michael. Get out. It is robe and socks and slippers. So then Mike runs right over to the girls. And so he attacks the wife, which, you know, it's about enough what you just did, but now you're going to go be a bitch to a wife. Like get rid of him, Ashley. What a pig. It's very Peter. It is yes. And future Todd because Todd's getting there too.

Todd, you have to push him. Drag her. Well, to be fair, Portia did call Todd a maybe rapist, which is true. That's true. That's true. I just like when Todd's yelling from behind.

Drag her. Go ahead and drag it out. He only gets a pass because I don't know. He was accused of committing a felony. Yes, yeah. Okay. You're right. I take every sin. But it is very, very cute. I just wanted it to be cute. Dragger! Dragger! Because it's my favorite thing to say. Yeah, yeah, he has more like Peter who Peter's like will you live we live huh? We live you got a house?

So Mike and Karen so he comes over to Karen. He's like all right a conversation with your husband and I'll tell you this it was very disrespectful conversation with your husband and I'll tell you this it was very disrespectful Who was asking was why I moved so far from work did he? Did he watch the same conversation we watched who is disrespectful? Abid and so Karen goes well, what did he tell you Michael? He goes he told me to mind my business and he was right. Yeah, then he told you the truth And just like he's in real estate Karen. He's in real estate My thing is what's so good about this show is like

Within arguments you can dance from one side to one side, but I do want to know if Karen lives in that house. Also, mind your fucking business, Michael. Like, you could be on all sides in a fight, which I love. Well, Karen is lying. It's like totally obvious she's lying. The camera people are lately telling us she's lying. But do you know what?

We have a right to lie about our damn lives if we can do it like it like I know it's just because it's on the show or whatever, but if you rang my doorbell to deliver a fake pizza and costume in the middle of the night, I'm fucking you up like this is not, TV, no more. You're like really invading my privacy. And it's just like, leave them alone. Like, okay, call Karen. Just, you know she's lying. You don't have to prove she's lying.

It's like Donald Trump. She's Donald Trump. It's like, okay. We know and you don't own shit. None of the things you claim are yours or yours. We know it. You don't deal with a liar who refuses to tell the truth by showing the truth You just ignore them. Are you sure that they're crazy? Like you don't sit there and try to find her house

I get her to answer questions. She's never gonna tell you she won't even tell you if the charity got that all time It's money like With her own business Talking about it. It went to her own business. Exactly. He's like, oh, of course. Like, how is this the least of her troubles, man? Yeah.

Well, she even answers kind of like Donald Trump, because she goes, who does that? I see why they married each other. They cut from the same cloth. Moldy, middle, dewy, messy. Oh, tell you. She goes, I'll tell you. He knows exactly where we live. He's just not invited to where we live.

And that's why he knows Made no sense If he's not invited then how would he know? The first like she makes no sense. She just confuses you, you know, she does she does she talks She talks as fast as Trump tweets just these rage fingers have lips is just move And it's just like okay, all right, you know my head hurts. I don't want to talk anymore Michael Yeah, whatever and people are like there were random caps. I don't understand it. Maybe it's code. He's brilliant It's like the same

It's the same theory so then as he, someone who's been lying for 70 years the way she has would get better at it though. And what does she even have to lie about? I mean, if what they're saying is true, her, has she gotten a fight with her husband? He's obviously playing around. She's been playing around. He got her a condo.

She's living in a fabulous condo and fucking somebody with blue eyes. Like, sounds good to me. Why lie? That sounds like a great lie. Yeah. So then is the ending of the show, and they're trying to give us their main plot

that they ended the show. So they're like, Karen, nah, did you get a pizza? You have a night? Did you? And she's like, I don't know. I don't know. When Karen doesn't even know how to answer, she just starts putting on lip gloss.

I know, oh my God. And they're like, what are you talking about? Oh my lips. What are you talking about? And she's like, interesting. Karen got no pizza, mission accomplished. And Robin goes, you might want to check your front door. She's like, I did, I did check it.

I walked out today. And then Ashley goes, and today was the only. I walked out today and then Asica's. And today was the only day she walked out of it because she was only there on a shoot day. Some squirrel probably took it. I was thinking of raccoon and ambitious raccoon. Yeah, I saw his raccoon showed up and took it. And that was pretty much it.

It was just like, OK, Karen didn't get a pizza at the end. Thank you for a wonderful season. What the hell so? It was like, okay, so nothing is resolved. Nobody got married. Like nothing, nothing happened. Yeah, real housewives of Potomac, we wasted a pizza. I'm like, thanks for coming back guys. A real housewives of Potomac, the P-Ash stands for poorly planned pizza. The real housewives of Pizzatomac, ladies and gentlemen, come back for season four, where we're going to order an Amazon prime to somebody's house as a joke. In the dumbest disguises possible. Yes. And that brings us to the end of a season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Thank you so, so much for joining me today. This was really fun.

I had a lot of fun too. You guys go find Ray at RaySony on Twitter and be sure to check out her shows. You might have heard of them. The good place. It's pretty famous, pretty big deal. You might have heard of them. The good place. It's pretty famous, pretty big deal. You know Veronica Mars now. I do. I do. She's great. She's so funny and sweet and sharp. She's super dope. And then the rel. When does that come out?

Rel. It starts in September. I think like the first episode air is on like September 9th or something like that. What channel is it on? It's gonna be on Fox. Yeah. It is. Yeah. So it's gonna be exciting.

Yeah. Multi-cam series. That should be fun. So it's not the row. It's Rell. Rell, yeah. It's gonna. Rell is the name of the main character.

I'm a dope. Okay. Thank you so so much for being here, lady. Thank you for having me. I had so much fun. I'm sorry I couldn't make you like Jizal. If she had turned out a better finale, I would have I would have worked for you. But what's the after a reunion because the reunion clips look like Jizal gets hyped. Oh my God, the reunion looks so good. Karen hires a ray hires a private eye to go after Michael I'm not rich either you've got money problems too and Andy goes did you hire a private

eye and then carried snaps and she goes yes and then she flips him off to just fuck you weirdo yes I'm in I'm I'm all the way in also actually looks like she is devastated so I don't think that they're together anymore. Just a guess. I don't know because I saw pictures of her out of town. Someone posted on Facebook. They're like, I'm out of town and look, it's Michael and Ashley. And they were behind Michael and Ashley holding hands.

Ellie, she looks so subdued and like bummed out in those clips. Well, maybe she miscarried or something. We'll find out. Oh, how could you see past Monique's amazing hair? Monique is wearing 20 hairstyles at once in the reunion. What is she doing? It's like, it's like, it looks money, but she looks so bad. Oh, bless her heart. All right, everybody, we will see you tomorrow. I'll be back for Real House West in Fortress County. What's a fabulous Lea Black? Oh, we'll talk to you guys later. Boy, bye.

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