Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Reasonable Shade

Episode Date: December 20, 2022

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Guess you see up there next to me on this big screen of yours. It's Ben Mandel. Or hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, how are you doing today? This fine Monday. You know what? I'm doing great. I'm excited. We're about to have our vacation. I'm trying not to have senior writers. I'm trying to still be show up 100% in the game, but I'm also like really excited to go on vacation. How are you doing? Same. I'm really excited.

I'm mostly like really excited to go on vacation. How are you doing? Same, I'm really excited, but then comes the Christmas stuff. And I think we need a time that's not like a holiday time where you can just say, fuck off to everybody. And you might God, it's like, okay, get a day off, but then it's all the text from the family. He's like, what are we doing on this day?

What's this day? And he's doing dinner on this day. What are we making on this day? It's like, okay. Now I have a whole list of shit. I have to make to go to everybody's houses, you know, and like things for when they come to my house and wrapping all the gifts and stuff.

I need to fuck off week. Where you're just like, Gensolini doing nothing. There's a solution for you. What? It's called Judaism. Tradition, tradition. It's called no Christmas. It's called going to get Chinese food.

It's called doing what you want to do. It's called going out and then having to turn around because everything's closed. That's what we want to tell him. His family too, who fuck off, Durban Christmas week and not cook a thing. Durandal. Durandal. family to who fuck off Durbin Christmas week and not cook a thing. The rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the rung, the miracle of light. I made locus last night, it was wonderful. And I actually wrote about, I might as well,

you know what, I might as well mention that I just posted my newsletter. And I posted my mom's recipe for locus. So there's million locus recipes out there. So I don't know which one's better than which, but I've got my mom. So if you want my mom's locus recipe, go to nbdfancy.substac.com.

I get that like get them lockers. Get them lockers. You better ring them. Lockers better. Ring them. Lockers. Do all the things. Okay, you're taking Judaism too far. Okay, you can't just steal Ring them belts. Yes, I can. You better ring them. Torres better ring them. Torres. Just lies in the alley doing her Hanukkah stuff. Actually, the truth is there's like no good Hanukkah music out there, like in terms of pop Hanukkah music.

I know this because I tried to find some last night and it was horrific. It was terrible. It depressed me and the only thing that pulled me out of the depression was watching Real House. What's the Potelmack? Oh, there's a good one from Rent. Is there? Actually good one from Rent. Is there actually Sharon Jones's? That's it.

I mean, I think it's about heroin, but we could appropriate. If you're gonna sting Rick still bring them bells, you can steal the light my candle song from Rent. Yeah, I will last night, it's funny that you mentioned rent because the only two good pop Hanukkah songs that we could find by way, I mean, me and Dom. There is Sharon Jones, the Dap King's actually has a really awesome Hanukkah song.

I could not believe it, it was so good. And then, Dean of Menzel, speaking of rent, she has a Hanukkah song that's called, like, how do you say eight candles in Spanish, Rani? Like, oh, joke, candle, candle, candle, is that how you say it? I don't know. It's like a weird, it's like, not what I was expecting from a Dean of Menzel, but it was like a Chumano.

You must be thinking of a Dean of Menzel. Okay, and by the way, we will get to this Potomac rich cap. I tried to throw a transition in there. No, I know. But then you said Edina Menzal and it's Christmas. So, you know, sorry, we will get to it. But Edina Menzal, I heard someone was playing her Christmas album because I went to like a gay neighborhood,

a gay neighbor party the other day. And so of course, it's like the Edina Menzal Christmas. And she was singing Mariah Carey's All I W course, it's like the Adina Manzell Christmas. And she was singing Mariah Carey's All I Want. No, no, Adina. Listen, I'm here for you as a gay Adina Manzell. I love you. Okay. But you can't do this to the gay. Is haven't we taken enough? Has not the whole country? It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. Anything we've all taken enough enough of the all I want for Christmas is I don't need your version lady

Yeah, make something else interesting and not Mariah Carey less interesting you know what I mean no fence sorry, yeah, but or like what like you have a very good Hanukkah song song in Spanish So why don't you like make that your thing all I want for Christmas is a candle lobby for my window. There. Make that word. I really, you know what I like about Adina Menzel's Hanukasong? It sounds like the opening credits of Soap dish. So that like gets me very excited.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun It's like an-a-n-u-k-k-a-h. Hanukas. That was just the sex in the city as Hanukkah song. Oh yeah, I guess I've conflated those in my mind. Thank you for being a menorah. Liddy candles and we're everybody knows your Jew candles in the menorah. God, a lot tonight. You're done, you're done. Candles in the menorah.

God, I let them tonight. Let them tonight. When the lockers in the pan, they have them all in the light. OK, let's get on with this. Real housewives of. I just want to say, if you were too young to understand the Mr. Belvedere reference, I'm sorry for you.

And you should look it up because our friend Angie sent me a clip of Mr. Belvedere reference. I'm sorry for you. And you should look it up because our friend Angie sent me a clip of Mr. Belvedere today that was all about the spirit of Hanukkah. So please everyone, if you wanna learn about Hanukkah, please look up Mr. Belvedere and Hanukkah on YouTube. And you will learn everything you need to know. You're welcome. Yes, okay, there you go.

So if you wanna watch this episode, if you wanna watch us being idiots who are never getting to the point, we're on Crappens on demand today over on patreon so patreon.com slash watch what crap is okay. Yeah. Also we recorded a seriously almost five hour episode with reality days which will be split up into four episodes beginning this Friday. We recapped the film um falling for Christmas, starring Lindsay Lohan on Netflix. It is, listen, if you get to the end of this episode, you win something because it's long. And I hope you enjoy it.

We did. We laughed our asses off. I had to go to bed after we recorded it. It was positively insane. It's insane right now, Madison. What you've got to do is you've got to watch following for Christmas on Netflix with Lindsey Lohant and let's not overlook Cordova Street.

Cordova Street. For the big Cordo's out there. Watch it and then watch or listen to our recap because I think it'll be much more, it'll have more value for you and And God, it was a blast. It was so fun, but we did not stop. We didn't stop talking because we're having so much fun with each other. We kept on talking each other up.

So I really, really, were lashing our butts off. And then we spoke with Anisha from Family Karma. She's really fun. That'll be out. So there will be content all the week that we're on. And Miami. And that was the next thing we're gonna do kind of a catch up episode of all of the Miami's

that have come so far this season. We're gonna have that on the second of November and then we'll start recreating. Yes, Chan, you guys send me home, really. And then we'll start recapping that one we're back in 2023. That's been a great show. So just stay tuned. We are going

somewhere physically, but in your audio, audio, we're not going anywhere. Audio, audio, audio, orically, we're going to be here. So let's get on with this real house-wise of the tour. Oh, okay. All right. So it opens up with Karen going to Jacelle's house, finally seeing Jacelle. What is Jacelle's color house again? Jacelle. Wester. Jacelle. Like the best way, it's like a best western.

Wester. Worse western. Holiday out. The big Jace hotel. Like the motel eight or whatever. I'm telling you is an embassy sour. Yeah, I don't know what I forgot what she calls it. It is finished. So there's that. So just that where it just else and also she's covered up that what's that wall is like a purple color. It wasn't purple, but it was like. It's a Gen.T.E. Yeah, it was, but now, fucking Jizz.

Okay, you can't have your name be Jizz, your nickname, and then cover your walls in that wallpaper. That looks like Jizz. It looks like Jizz sprays all over. Oh, that's. Yeah, it's like white, but then like shiny white that splattered onto the walls. You can't have that when your name is GIFs.

And also, like she took the Mackenzie Childs thing and then she just like went nuts with it. She just, it's not that she spread Mackenzie childs all over her house, what she did do. It's that she also just put checkerboard everywhere. I feel like there was a lot of like unsanctioned Mackenzie child knockoffs that were everywhere, the floor, everything.

I'm surprised the walls weren't checkerboard. I'm surprised it wasn't like some old Tom Petty video from the 80s because there was so much checkerboard in there. Yeah, we don't want to know, we don't want to know about McKenzie's child. We want to know about Jamal's child. Okay, submit. Put Jamal's, put Jamal's gossip on that wall. That's great brand. Jamal's child available. We don't know where. Jamal's child.

Maybe she can get some by. We don't know who. Maybe she can get some Jamal's child candlesticks for her. Oh, Joe Candelicas. I looked up how to say it. Candelicas? Oh, Joe Candelicas. Does the name of her song?

No. Um, so, um, Mew Shandleer. Can't the leak us or Joe can the leak us does the name of the song. Oh So Mew chandelier. There's like a new chandelier there and Karen comes in and Karen just does the fake Kind of giving it like a full of 360 I'm so proud of you. You know, it's so it's so great to see you opening your heart for these lost and found fixtures and furnitures So lovely for you to be the one to take them in Somewhere there's a design student who says why did no one never buy my chair and then you took in the chair You made him realize he could still do design even though we shouldn't do design. You are a goddess, Gizhajus. So good of you to foster unwanted furniture.

Just waiting for a family to come pick up this rug. You know, most people like to be ahead of the trends, but I like that you like to stay behind the trends and pick up all the dirt. That way you won't get run over by the trends yourself. Stay behind the trend. I appreciate that you don't back up, jump on the bandwagon, you just clean up after it as it passes you by. And she says like, yes, because last time you were here, you were in a tent in the dirt. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she's like, hmm, yes, that was an attempt in the driveway. So she goes on this tour and then they're like looking,

like, Jizelle's doing like a backyard sort of deck situation and she's saying, how it's gonna be like a whole thing. I think I'll show movies out there and kind of like, movies with the bees in the wilderness. MMMMM producer's like, wow, that was really nice Karen. So what do you really think about the renovation? And she's like, is there a fly on your nose? No, no, no, I'm just thinking. Sarah, hair on your lip.

Nope, not thinking. I love the chandelier. So that want to say something nice besides the chandelier, but... No. No, I may have forgotten your birthday. I may have been late for your birthday, but I didn't forget you children, pom children, happy car the Karen's here. Angel and Dora come bounding out because they have good taste. They know it's a privilege to be around Karen, Euger.

So they come running out and Karen's like, I have some gifts for you. You'll see these Gucci bags or actually just sells like their Gucci ya bags. Ah, which was, well, I'm so sorry. I was late for your birthday, but I didn't forget you. Santa Karen is here for your gifts.

Santa Dom. And so, just like, well, you know, Karen and I go through, but she's bringing my kids birthday presents and this is the formation and the foundation of our friendship. Gift. That's the transaction. And gifts. Pure the transaction gifts. Purely transactual.

Know your love language. She's like, if we can stay right here raw, we're going to be good. Hot. What was that? We got another season pickup. Okay. Well, Karen has been sleeping around with someone the old blockbuster raw. So they start gossiping and just I was like, so we have our live show this week. God, I'd go to a lot of comic ads.

So I go, okay, we'll tell me about your show. So she's like, well, at my, at my live show, I like to set up dinner and cocktails. It's like what I'm doing at Nordstroms. Oh, so you, and she says, so like LaDom. Are we going to get LaDom at this thing? She's oh no, you don't mix brands. Mmm. I'm from a cinema cocktails, drag queens, barrel racing, fire eating, contortionist, rain makers, water filters, couch covers, pony polters, escalators, both in service and not slinkies, slinkers, escalators both in service and not slink and slink as lamp shades and you have to guess which fixture they go on to

water filtration with a ball with a ball back with the big both the red red chunky bat variety and a skinny yellow bat and Karen's like yes, and we're gonna have a moment called Cisral Tropic. It's gonna be like, we're working on names like, Make Sense or Rude. Make Sense or Rude.

Yes, we're thinking about rational or not in the sun. I can think of a scenario. I'm such a loser. I've left it all at water filters. We're actually going to have. I did like that water filters was a feature of it.

I did like that water filters was a feature of it. That's my- Thank you, my God. We're gonna have Nueve Candelicas? Not just Ocho. So, just I was like, and she goes, Oh, okay, I get that, Karen. And then she tells us,

I don't get that. I don't get that. I know. So, yeah, it sounds like it's the disaster. And so now, Karen's gonna invite all the girls and Karen's like, you know, you know, you know what I like about me and I'm gonna talk about me for a moment. I like that. She owns when she's wrong, which is all the time because she lies out of her ass all the

time. And, you know, she's like, I do like Jacqueline also, but, you know, Jacqueline does finish me a sense which I don't care for quite a bit. And then we see a clip of Jacqueline being like the spokesperson for Mia in Miami. Yeah. And she sounds like, right, well, in Miami, we went to the beach, and Mia and Jacqueline got to drinking.

And Mia made reference to back in the day when she was back in the club. And like, if I'm winning your winning, like Jacqueline pulled up in a Porsche, right? And it made it seem like me about the Porsche for Jacqueline. Karen was like, ooh, Karen's trying to like figure out like where the tattoo. She's like, she's like, am I supposed to be like joining in on this? Like, is just all trying to create a storyline here?

She's like, ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah, Karen had a lot of good crazy faces in this one. And Jizzel's like, I just want clarity. Who's buying the cars? Is Gordon buying the cars? And Karen's like, woo! Woo! Yeah!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! So, Jizzel's like, I mean Mia talked about that she let Jacqueline have sex with one of her

boyfriend's aunt and Mia wanted to watch I mean if this is happening back in the day is this happening currently yeah I can say Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, You're not going to get some shameful storyline from me at none of us care. None of us are shocked that the lady who lied and then eventually had to admit that she worked in the gentleman's club that was really artistic and sold good stakes. Like, can none of us are going to be shocked that she's like made out or hooked up with the girl? I mean, come on. Yeah, I think this is sort of scraping. It says she's scraping for content at this point, you know.

She's trying to pay for that jizzy wallpaper she put out. Yeah. It's like you're gonna need more jizz out. Yeah, and so Karen's like, well, I think that me, I'll open them out one too many times in front of Jizz out. And now Jizz out the whole world. I'm like, yeah, she'll tell the world, but I feel like does the world really need this? Does the world, but I feel like

does the world really need this? Is the world really care about this? I'm not sure. The world doesn't care. It's like, oh, big shop, big shop, or Mia and Gordon have three thumbs. Oh, so then, just else like, you know, if they want to do that, they're fine. That's fine, but we're gonna ask questions about it.

And Karen says, well, you know, I mean, they were in the window in Miami. So they want to be she. I mean fine. That's fine. But we're going to ask questions about it. And Karen says, well, you know, I mean, they were in the window in Miami. And so they want to be seen. I mean, I don't get in my window unless I want to be seen. I just immediately felt so bad for all of the leaf blowers in Karen's neighborhood. They're like, oh no, she's back in the window again. Yeah, just casually. Like, look at me, dashing my fake phone from Home O Good. Open that, open that robe a little bit. The deer are all scattering away. They're like first she called us beasts and now she's trying to get a naked in front of us.

Oh, so then it's serious, it's a flower in color that turns to black and white. I heard Liam Neeson on the smartless podcast. I love the smartless podcast. Okay, I listen to all of them. And Liam Neeson was on there and he's talking about Shindler's list. And he's like, well, you know, it was the time, I'm sorry, I'm terrible, my ex is terrible. He's like, well, it was the time that the little girl turned to black and everything was black and white and then there's a little girl in color. And I'm like, oh my god, he watches Potelmick. I heard him on a documentary. My parents were watching documentary about Spielberg, which is I think something that parents have to do at some point in their lives.

Like, so we watched a movie about Spielberg. And they were interviewing Liam Neeson. Because I wasn't watching, but they were blasting it. So I heard it's like throughout the house. And Liam Neeson's like, I was trying to, I was taking a cigarette for a in general, just in Spielberg. So I don't upload it this way, blow it that way. And I was like, is this how the entire movie is going to go? He's just going to tell my heart to do every single thing. And Mark reminds me of Bing King's legione. I was like, he has a process.

Just follow it. I was like, he has a process. Just follow it. I was like, you know what? Leigh and Neeson, you're gonna question Steven Spielberg. Yeah, and I love it. Liam Neeson doesn't give a fuck. I'll tell you that much about Liam Neeson, okay? Liam Neeson, they're like, so what about the artistry of this? He's like, I don't give a shit.

You know what I'd like to do fight in a movie. Not sit, you know what I said? I can't believe they even kept him on the phone. You know? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins come. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on. Some days, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful

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Yeah, they're really good. Well, let's not forget that when I went down to Miami, I sat next to an avant-garde, avant-garde suppress subversive, satirical performance artists. And she's like, oh, but I love Potomac. So look, it even penetrates the world of performance artists. And she's like, oh, but I love, I love Potomac. So look, it even penetrates the world of performance art. Yeah. So they're doing great. Am I attribute all of those ratings

to this kidney stone storyline? Yeah. I know it keeps me up at night. I'm like, what is going on with when these kidney stones? It's, yeah, I mean, it's a very, you know, it's a captivating story. So she is going into surgery because her kidney stone is actually so big, it's nine centimeters, which I don't even know how a kidney stone can be that. That's actually insane mass right now that her kidney stone is that big. And as someone, I passed the kidney stone once,

like a 98, I passed the kidney stone. And it was teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny tiny that they didn't even catch it and That Killed Terrible it was terrible. Yeah, I don't have a number of nine centimeters I've never passed a kidney stone But I have passed a lot of people who have passed kidney stones because I don't want to hear about their kidney stones

So I just passed them not you been not you thank you. Well, just in general just in general like kidney stones Okay, I'll pass and then I just passed them, not you Ben. Thank you. Well, just in general, just in general, I'm like, Kidney's down to okay, I'll pass. And then I just keep walking. Well, I do remember when I went to the hospital and there was like this old. Man, you really don't take a hint. Oh, I just remember her. Well, she was kind of like so. She was, no, you didn't take the hint

because I said you're trapped. It's Hanukkah. You're not allowed to not silence my boys on Hanukkah. Okay. Cause you know what? My kidney stone came out and guess what it was. I had a menorah in my kidneys. Now there was just like some older ladies like, uh, you got a...

Oh, joke, I... Oh, joke kidney stones. Da was measured in cantilecas. What? It was measured in cantilecas. Your kidney stone was a cantilecas large. Cantilecas cannot be the word for cantilecas. I feel like it's not. No, I feel like it's not.

Cantileca. Let me see what it is. What cantileca is. That sounds like a white person making up a name for candles, right? Oh, you speak Spanish. Okay, candles can't elite. Okay, but the cantalicas maybe maybe cantalica is like Hebrew Bella and like

La Bella. It's a Ladinos or a la can bella, I guess. Okay, what was your point? So you were you saw an old lady in the hospital who didn't who just books Benglish I know I was in the hospital. I saw a dina Mendel and I said how long before this kidney stone passage goes 200 seconds 35 days and one week 200 seconds 35 days and one week She said let it go let it go It turns out all of Adina Menzel's music really can be relevant to kidney stones

I had no point so we'll move on I want to know what happened to the old lady in the kitchen factory All she's I just remember being in pain and this lady came out to me and she looked like the mom from sisters and she was like, got kidney stones. I was like, yes, she goes, oh, yeah, I get them every month. It'll be fine. Bye. I just always remember that older lady. So thank you, older lady.

Hey, if you're listening to this older lady lay off the jelly beans. What gives you kidney stones, not filtering your water. I need to know what it is because I do it. This is what I say, the older lady. Older lady, you've got to give up one of your speaking engagements or maybe teach fewer classes or not go on MSNBC as much. This killing you older lady, you've got too much on your plate, older lady. She comes in spinning plates on her fingers.

I can't remember remember my head. It's kinda lit though. Cool, show. Sorry. Let's get this song in. It'll never go up your head. Okay, so serious music. Wendy is, so she's, that's it.

She's, she's going into surgery. Although she had, this, she had her like fancy ass handbag on her gurney with her going into surgery. I did not know that was part of the process. Yeah. Well, she comes out of it when she comes out and she's in full hair and makeup, you know, which I liked. I mean, that's dedication to being on TV. So then Ashley is at home with Dilly, her little son, Dillwyn, and she's vacuuming and he's like, ha ha ha ha! So do you think vacuuming is funny Dilly? He's like, I think it's funny. A lot of suction.

Try and get up that cracker sucker. Oh, you got it! The boggled fish call me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh One thing funnier than a vacuum is being told there's not an actual living airplane inside my mouth. I'm in get out of here for crying out loud. It's a hangar and nothing more. Some people call this a vacuum. Some people might compare it to daddy in a strip club. Wamp, wamp, wamp, wamp.

Nothing is funnier than what I call peekaboo airwe. Have you ever seen someone's face disappear so quickly? No, I didn't think so. So then the Nanny Daisy who does not want to be there, okay, there's like certain body language things you can read. I think Daisy looks at the floor at the entire time. And she comes in with Dean, the other kid, and Dean's just going crazy. And why don't she just talk about Daisy and Ashley, get a fly swatter? with Dean, the other kid. And Dean's just going crazy. And why don't you suggest to both Daisy and Ashley, get a fly swatter. I don't think it's abuse if you just give a little smack.

Water gun. Water gun. Water gun. Water gun. I'm a counter, you know, because Ashley's like, oh, hey, Dean, you want to sit with Dylan? And you're just your, yeah, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.. Have dare you try and sit somewhere not facing my heart here. You won't start. Listen here, Kane. Don't think I won't give you a rock to the back of the head. Get over here, sit with me, and eat cheeryers together. Well, this is going to get biblical.

So Michael has called with really good news. He got a boner. Amazing. No. He got some eye drops. You found the ring. So yeah, he's called with good news. We don't ever find out what it is, but Ashley's house hunting and Michael's helping her.

And this house just came on the market. It has a yard and five bedrooms helping her. And this house just came on the market, has a yard and five bedrooms. So we'll see. Yeah, so they're gonna continue going down this terrific path for themselves. And so she's like, I don't know, like should I leave all the negotiations to Michael? I'm like, what's the etiquette? Like does he stay over in the new home?

Like, I don't know, is that normal? Like, what's the etiquette? Does he stand over in the new house? I don't know. Is that normal? Like, what should I do? Here's what you do, mummy. You have daddy going to the real estate office and say, I want this house and I want it now. And if you don't give it to me, I'm taking away all your toys because that apparently seems to be the way he handles all his negotiations. Am I right, people? Am I right?

Yeah, you know, if you don't get a lawyer what's end up was gonna end up happening is that's gonna say don't worry about it I'll send you support and much like the she in this story they'll tell you she's coming around the mountain here she comes here she comes yet nobody ever sees she all right comes yet nobody ever sees she. All right. Wait, wait, wait. Get a lawyer. Get a lawyer. Get a fucking lawyer.

Okay. Get a lawyer. And there, excuse me, I'm off to read my book. And by read my book, I mean, put my hand on a piece of velvet that's embedded into a cardboard page. Good boy. So, then we go over to the theater. The theater! So then we go over to the theater, the theater, where Giselle and Robin are checking out their venue

for reasonably shady, the live show. Yeah, they're like a big theater, it looks like it's like a former movie theater or something like that. So they're just like going over details like how many of the tickets are gonna sell and yada yada yada. And they've put in $10,000, I guess,

to rent the space and do all the things that have to be done. And so they're just like, they're just hoping to sell more tickets and great even and all that stuff. So it's just kind of like, perfunctory, like, we're doing business. Ah, now let's get back to gossip. Ah. Yeah, pretty much. Robin tells us that they've put in $10,000. That's crazy, cray to me. That's so scary. Yeah. So then they start gossiping and just like, well, we didn't talk about one segment.

I was like, well, there's your first mistake. Yeah. Okay. I don't, I don't, you need something else. I'm not even there yet in my board. Okay. Yeah. One segment.

One, remember when you were going to do the dishes? One, singular sensation. So then, um, so yeah, I'm sorry, but that's on my Hanukkah album. How dare you? It's like a dinner mitzah claiming every song. One singular Hanukkah every little candle sea lights. Lachis angry saying yet. To claim it. How many damn one single

the Hanukkah, so they're gonna be this here. I'm the man from La Hanukkah. So, you know, I always know the first lyric. I can never come up with it. I can never come through it. The second lyric of a parody song. So, man, now,

now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, but it's so not enough about Hanukkah to really make make any of these work. So whose fault does that mind? Also Jesus is Jesus. I know educate yourself. I don't have to be your teacher. Yeah, so so anyway, so yeah, so Gisele is like as he actually is one action to come to the stage and he's like in this she's like, yeah, I mean I warmed warned him, but you know him like you'll, he'll forget that he agreed. It's like, is that like why your wedding is taking so long because you forgot that he agreed to marry you? And she actually does make that noise because Robin says, I'll warn him, even the other day you said, am I coming to your show?

And just as says, but the man, I'm Robin says, oh, Warren, and even the other day you said, am I coming to your show? And just as says, uh, butter the man up and Robin goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my feelings about it, but I got out of them because I realized I don't have those so Then I realized I was having feelings about going to your wedding and I realized that you better off staying at home So she's basically just trying to fish around for a good day of when this is and She's like when did you get engaged? I was like three years ago, I mean, four years ago, ah, and I was just like two years ago. And basically Robb installing, because she has to talk about the prenatal. That's usually, you know, as usual. She's got to talk about a prenat below,

and she's like, go just having a time to marinate on it. Your chicken is falling off the bone. That's all you've done is marinate. It's over-marinated, Robbay, now. Yeah. So now we go to Candace's video shoot for insecure her new single with Trina. And Candace is doing crunches on her dress room floor

while Dorothy sits nearby on a watch. She's like, what are you doing Candace? And she's like, I'm trying to do a crunch mother at which point her mom then slaps her with a bag and, you know, yeah, I'm bored. I mean, I think that really the whole thing that I got from this was Candace looks like a little kid at her first, like, big tennis tournament, you know, she's like, like, the best like tennis visors she can, and she's going to do this. So the mom tries to have a scene, but Candice won't really let her say anything bad. So we just

hear a lot of, oh, who's Trina Candice? Yeah. And like, just cut to Dorothy talking to Trina, like, her son's make any of the bills. So they bring Candice to the sad. They carry her like she's already on a Grande because you ever see that, was it like a, was it like unjesible or something that was like Ariana Grande does not walk. Like she gets carried everywhere

and there's just any video you see of Ariana Grande backstage, she's always being carried. Oh wow. I'll look it up. I love it. So Treena comes out and they place on the car and talk about how beautiful they look and how grateful Candace is and stuff.

And Candace is like Treena is the bread and butter of women in hip hop. And so she's like, you know, it's a struggle being a housewife because people are like, oh, she's just another real housewife with a single. To which I say, how dare you diminish the art of the housewife single, man. Yeah.

OK. Yeah. So are you just going to act like the real housewives of Orange County did not put out a full on Bob this year that goes, I do whatever I want, whenever I want with no expectations. Yeah. I did say wherever I go, wherever I, I am, I go to the supermarket. I will go to the supermarket. I will go to the supermarket. I go to the supermarket when that for a ride. But they don't always have chicken chicken Tuesdays. I'm telling you. It's a big thing where I

that or the other seminal hit. I mean, listen, I love drive back. I remember drive back because I actually listen to that on my own time, like on purpose. And this one sounds pretty good. I'll put this on the same playlist. So I know the tunes, but as everyone knows those tunes the same way they know. We can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, we can't wait, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I agree with that. And also I did look it up and there's like a huge number of articles about Ariana Grande only being carried around someplace. So I think that's a great rabbit hole for people too. Go check out later after this podcast. Okay, so they have a good scene and it sounds good and looks good. Looks great. And they're like, this one is more high budget than we get a clip of me.

I was expecting more than a parking lot. Yeah, I don't think it's hard to be more high budget than zero dollars. Okay, like when you're shooting a music video and like a park, park lot. Like I'm when you have a, when you have a cast that includes anybody other than Karen and Jisal, you know, doing a box step off the rhythm. Yeah, when you have like the local, like, when you have just like the JV soccer team of the local high school in the background of your parking lot shot, like, you can get more high budget, yeah.

So, um, dear, I'm really worried about the deer because the deer is big and it looks like his walk is like a little off today, you know, but don't make, don't just stand there. See something say something. You're not just producers. You're members of this earth, okay? See that? Someone find out what's going on with the deer. See something say something for the deer.

I like that because it sort of actually implies the deer might be a terrorist. Because that was a lot of fun. You never know why it's here. You're sitting so funny, you know. That deer's on 24. Jack Bowers like how do we have visuals on the deer? Jack, the deer has a bomb.

I'm going. Jack. Oh, so Cory and Carter are playing basketball on the backyard and Juan comes into the kitchen and wants like, whoa, no, they're really busy, but we have to get married. So I mean, when you finish recruiting or you can have a little break, we can get married because like everyone's asking for a date. It's like, it's up to you. I told you how I feel about it. So just do whatever you want. So no, why are you resisting

and making this so difficult for me? Do whatever you want. Like I'll keep my calendar open. Wow, wow, you are so difficult to work with. He's like, listen, the whole first time was about you and what you wanted and what your vision and so I figured this time would be too. And she's like, oh, you had to say in the first time.

And he's like, no, I didn't. Like, come on, Rob. Like, how many of you are viewers do I have to let slide on this show, okay? Don't pretend I had anything to do with that wedding. And she's like, well, I wanted to be memorable. So let's talk about the lawyer at the prenup. Yeah, she's like, um, so like the question was posed.

Do you put in like an infidelity clause? I just, I feel like we both need to be okay with this thing. He's like, well, I don't think that'll be, that's gonna be an issue because like, even me, with me since I was how old and, I mean, how many times have I chewed on you? Oh, actually, no, I mean, maybe we should do the inf reality club. What was this with Juan pretending that he's never cheated? So they're trying to make it sound like Juan just cheated when they were already separated. Come on you two. Okay, if we've been watching this show for a

long time, he's like, what me, cheat? You know me. Three, now two needs them. So then she's like, well, things got really like contentious with her divorce, but there was no money to fight over. So if there was money, I can't even imagine how nasty it would have gotten. And he's like, listen, I work all day and I don't have time to cheat. And you're awake for three hours a day. I mean, who's going to cheat with you? We're fine. It's a non-issue.

Yeah. So, he's like, yeah, I'm not gonna fight over money. I'm not doing this, not on TV. So, now we get like very serious music. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And it's Wendy returning from her surgery. Full glam. Full glam.

Well, it's part of going to med school as you know, you got to you got to know how to get someone to a glow up after they're after they're post op glow up, you know. Yeah, she got a good one. She looks very pretty. So she comes home. Guess, guess what guys? She had two surgeries in one week to remove the kidney stones, okay, because it's Wendy. She can't just have one surgery. She needs to, she needs more surgeries than everyone else's in the hospital. I got a lot of surgery on my plate right now. So, her kidney stones came out of the surgery spinning plates.

They're like, wow. Her kidney stones are already on MSNBC, weighing in. They're like, Juliani is crazy. So... Wow, kidney stones have a point. I mean, so far, they're one for one.

On their appearances there, Rachel Maddow's like, tonight, on my Rachel Maddow show, we got the kidney stones. Just, yeah, for an hour first, and then you'll see them at the end. on my Rachel Maddo show, we got the kidney stones. Yeah, for an hour first and then you'll see them at the end. One kidney stone has a short wig like Rachel Maddo and the other kidney stone has like a little bow time

like Tucker Carlson. They just came out fighting with each other. They're fighting. They're fighting her little kidney stones or little talking heads on the news. I would do it then. So anyway, Wendy's like lying on the sofa and everything and she's just recovering and Susan's, Susan, her mom is making pork chops or wants to make a pork chop.

She's like really trying to push a pork chop agenda and- That's what she goes for. Who even likes pork chops? No one likes pork chops and she's like, you want a spicy pork chop? No, no one eats a pork chops and she's like you want a spicy pork chop? Just no no one needs a pork chops and she's like she goes please don't make pork chops in my jury In a way can you just make some soup? And our mom's like squeezing out a chili and trouble like yeah, Mickey is soup So it's cute because

Cameron her daughter starts feeding the soup to Wendy and the mom's like three generations here, feeding soup. And then they just start talking about, you know, working too hard, because Susan also had some medical issues and it's because she worked too hard and she said, the doctor, they said, take a chill pill and stop working so hard.

So that was it, take a chill pill. And Wendy's like, well, I work so hard because I saw you work so hard. And then if my daughter keeps seeing me work hard, then she's gonna work hard. And so she's like, we need to break the cycle, the cycle of working hard. And so then of course, the mom is there just being so nice

and cooking her all this food and not yelling at Wendy when she's smarting off about spicy pork chops. And we find out why because the mom's like, yeah, I breastfed you. I breastfed all of my children and you drove my breast into the mud. And she's like, Mom, we're not talking about your damn boob job right now. Okay. Yeah, mom's like, I asked for new boob. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Rover at Mia's house and she is scooping out dough for her. She's making cookies with

her daughters or her daughter. She is making your right. I take it back. I'm sorry. Interrupted you. I thought you were going to say pancakes and I was going to get upset because is this the same episode? She's trying to make pancakes for the kids and they're not pancakes at all. I don't remember. I don't know, but she's done the cookie thing with her kids a lot.

Like it's getting to level levels and I'm like it's gonna, it's time to start to find out some new craft for the kiddos, okay? So she's making cookies and carrots. That was, I'm sorry to interrupt you. I know people are hitting their steering wheels. That was actually in real housewives of Miami this week, Lisa Hawks team is making pancakes

with their children and those are not pancakes now. There are those are, it's like swans. It looks like prison slop that she flied out and like made the kids eat. I wouldn't even force syrup on anything and they'll eat that, like me. Yeah, I was, when she did that, I was like, this is classic Lisa Hockstein,

forcing some sort of strange Pancake Agenda on her kids. But the one point in her favor is that there's a restaurant here in LA that has famous, oh, griddle cakes that are like pancakes made with, I think there's oatmeal in them. And they are, you know, which one, remember, you know, if you ever had those before Ron,

you know I'm talking about? Not me, I know the theory. Those are pancakes, but I don't believe these hawksine was making those. I believe these hawksine had just basically taken some oats and added like, like, flax milk into it or something. And they just like, let them just turn into fetted little creations in her pan

that no child should be, you know, should be subjected to. Well, sorry to interrupt, I just had to get that pancake ganger out because I was like, Carl, I have called social services. This is a, this is a safe space for pancakes. Whether we're talking about oat pancakes, or we're talking about crispy edge pancakes,

or if we're talking about potato pancakes, it's Candelitas. Oh, it's a Candelitas. Sorry, I keep on, I keep on Englishing it up. Candelitas won't stay out of your head. I love it. Can you do it, guys? Yeah, she's here making cookies with her kids at her house

and Karen comes over and she's like, Karen is Karen. Karen's my family. And so Karen comes in and she's like, should I take off my shoes, Jean? He's like, no, they look so good. Keep them on. I like Karen to that question as if she was ever gonna take off her shoes

So it's like T.D. King is young guys come on girl come on in girl. I'm gonna make some cookies girl I told her you are coming over and gonna make some cookies Karen's like No, I was not contractly obligated to make any sort of cookies, so that will not happen. I am not contractually obligated to ingest any nuclear waste being produced out of your home, but thank you, child. And she's like, but these are my graduation cookies.

Well, we've already beat mommy there, haven't we? All right, but we got a different room, please. I've got enough people to clean boo-boo off of a dome. Ha, ha. So they sit down and Karen's like, so, are you in G-Good? And he goes, I'm in a fam. Karen goes, well, because I just visited Jizelle.

I said, I'd never hold anything back. And she was too happy to tell me that you got you and Jacqueline, she bipped you all, showering together upstairs in the nude. So do you guys show on the nude? That was you. Yeah. Oh, and you two were like that and showering and the nude together and she's like, yeah. Okay. Well, she also told me, hold on. Hold on, give a fly on your nose. Hold on. No, I'm just working on my B-witched powers. 50 years, I still can't make things appear out of nowhere,

but it'll happen someday. Hey, I mean, you need any milk? Gordon, why do you look like Peter now? I've been recast. Okay, Gordon number two. The better Gordon here. Um, so she's like, hmm, so you like souring naked. Oh, she also told me that you shared a boyfriend. It's like moving her teeth around from side to side. Yeah. I mean, as full transparency, um, Jack and I have done some like we're promising with things and we're kids

Just mmm with each other like okay cool. So you would love us just no Oh, so what kind of weird from this good thing if you're not screwing like you kiss like you thought it's me it's like I thought I wanted to be a guy in a colony so I went into our certain rigs. I had a flash line and also at the restaurant when people would want Heinz 15 salmon we found a way to do that with our okay that's enough that's okay that's all right that's quite enough you've illustrated quite a picture for me I will next time when someone says we did some Okay, that's all right. That's quite enough you've illustrated. Quite a picture for me.

Next time when someone says we did some weird stuff, I will just leave it at that. Well, how old were you when you played Dark Loads on Darshoes? And she's like, hang now. And she says, well, I was also told that you and G have sex with other people together. And he's like, yeah. So kind of like, I love that they keep trying to come for me.

And she's like, so what's your opinion? Yeah. And she's like, was it Peter? And she goes, she goes, I don't know, Peter's girlfriend. And she's like, Karen's like, mm, I knew what was some shit. Something was funky at that Miami tip.

But it was way too personal. So I love that you're talking about, you know, what me as vagina's been up to her, you know, entire adult life And then what did they pop up on the screen? Pussin boots I missed that but very good. I mean so good. So she's like, yeah, um, Peter's girlfriend, I've hooked up with and Karen's like, oh, I knew it. And she's like, so here's my question. Did you and Peter share the woman? And she's like,

now she was ours first and Peter got her answer. Hmm, yeah, and Karen's like, hmm, so Peter has your left of us. Okay, I'm going home. I got work to do I love it. She just comes to girl her about her vagina and then she's like okay, go gotta go. Bye They just cut to a deer just totally scandalized outside. I know staring at them from the window like Jesus Christ These two. These two. So now it's

the day of the big show. The big show for the reasonably shady live show and people are showing up like ashes there and shasha, shasha's like, hold on, I think I can get a better ticket one second. Hello ticket reservations. Hi. You have a VIP. I have reservations for a seat at the 4th evens. Like man, I'm sorry, but the fee doesn't have a bathroom. What am I put to do with the fee? Do you have any tickets available at the Waldorf

Historia of Broadway? So, Karen and Ray come and say, Oh, Ray, we have to do a step and repeat, right? I have a step and repeat. Uh, he's just like stepping and repeat. No, I'm not liking that. Ray on the red carpet. Red. His only time just dropping, we'll let me check our picture with him.

I'm going to get an extra cardboard color. Yeah. And then, um, everyone's showing up like one of the kids and everything. And Karen's like, ooh, well, I'm surprised to see one anywhere. But I'm really proud of him being here. He has his sons with him and they're supporting Robin. This is a good thing. This is a good thing.

And maybe someday he'll actually commit to his relationship with Robin. Who knows? So she goes there and it's like, oh, the sea. Serenity. How much time they got right? I'm proud of him. Ray, they got eight minutes to fill this joint. Come on. I'm having to think you know, well, Robin documents everything. So I'm going to document this for Robin. K, HZ, K, HZ. Karen, here goes. So she tells us, well, it. Karen, here we go. Mmm.

So, she tells us, well, it was empty. It was empty theater. And I'm very happy for the people that came to support them. They spent their hard-earned money, and they were very comfortable. They had five, ten, fifteen seats between each other. You couldn't ask for anything more than that. Mmm.

So, first of all, I'm surprised this wasn't completely sold out because they have a big podcast. And so I mean, they're like famous, you know, Robin and Jacelle and I'm surprised. I think they, I'm just assuming that they charge a lot too much for tickets because I would think that that would be totally sold out. Yeah, they've got a big show. Everybody loves their show that I've heard, you know, I haven't heard anybody dissing their show. Yeah. So any who, um, let's see, empty, empty. So Ashley sits with her and she tells her she's going to be doing some kind of watered down TikTok dance segment. It's like watered down. It's a TikTok segment. It's already watered down. You can't move more than a foot. If Cynthia Bailey is doing it, it's going to be watered down. So just a call back to Cynthia Bailey in the pandemic doing endless TikTok dances. Because why not? We're going after

Peter, why not spread it all around? So Candace, she's basically saying, Candace isn't there, because she doesn't feel like Jizelle is worth it. And he's supportive, and he kind. And Mia shows up and Mia literally is like, Hi, film, hi, film. So the show starts and it's a standard comedian, Joe Claire. And he's like, put up your heads, it's Robin Bryant.

And they're like, boo, you don't even know where their names. And so Karen writes in her notebook, what not to do? Why a drunk host. Isn't it funny? Like my memory, you know what's, you know, like you watch something or you see something and your memory of it, you know your memory of it's like wrong, but it's like, but in your mind, it feels right. Like, my memory of it is Karen with a giant book, like a fairy tale book with like a feather quill being like, he has what not to do. Like, like, she had a perfectly normal sized book and then, but in my mind, she had a full on birds

feather coming out of fingers. Yeah, see, probably did. I'm going with your truth. I'll believe that. So Jacqueline is standing and screaming and she sells like dancing down the aisle and that awkward just a way. And Karen's like, I know your host damn name. I'm writing that. But hold on, there's a pigeon coming by and I need that running out of ink. She's like in the she's's like in the Citadel and Game of Thrones, like in Robs, like documenting what happened. So then, um, so then Robyn gets on stage and she's like, is my mycon? Is my mycon? I can't hear myself.

Is my mycon? The most robin way to start the live show. And there's no back on, you know, so, oh my God, this can't be the way there's so's about to go. So they start and they're like, make sure the mic works. So they're doing their show, yeah. And there should be sea like clips of it. One comes on the stage. And it's like, is it reasonable or is it shady for a person who was an early advisor to wake up in the morning and vacuum in the room and wants like,

what time, 6 or D.A.M. or 11 a.m. Everyone's like, oh shit, what? Yeah, he's like, that's not shady, vacuuming is not shady. First of all, yes it is shitty for someone to start vacuuming a room that you're sleeping in. On the other hand, you found a band at vacuums.

So I fuck one at this point. Lock that down, Robin. Yeah, I'm on. No kidding. Pre-nut. Bye. So now Ash is doing like her TikTok dance on stage. And Ray's like, this is really something.

Yes, and now,'t I just not really? It's very countless Luan. She's like my list keeps growing. No boring dancing. And now it's a Q&A section. So ladies like, um, this is for Mr. Dixon. But I'll let Mystics and Answer. When is the wedding? And it's like, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don't don don't don't don't don't don don don don't don don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don where Giselle tries to design something. I mean, that would be funny. Here's an image of a living room that's bare.

Let's let Giselle pick things out. Oh, no, something. It's something more than TikTok. Giselle plays the Sims. Yeah. Just watching your- Wow, you are the first person to ever choose that color for a living room wall.

Well done. Well done. Well done. So, um, yeah, basically Rob and as usual side steps the question. And then the show's for ends and, you know, Rob was like, well, we didn't fill every single seat or most of the seats or really, there was basically an empty theater, but it was a year huge success and we profited like $14,000. To which I say that math doesn't math, but good for you. You know? Also, I don't like that they ask the audience and the audience to look, what are you going

to get married? Like fuck off. Just leave her alone. Who cares when she gets married? You want to ask a good question? When are you going to get divorced? That's what I want to ask people. That's a real question. Like, yeah, I've been with that guy a long time. He's an asshole. When are you going to get divorced? Can we normalize that?

I would have said, um, this question is for Mr. Dixon. Would you have let Michael Darby suck your dick? Cause it seems like you really want to do. And then just do it once that to that, you know, yeah, that's a good one. So Karen is hugging her and she's like, oh, you know, that was really great. I'm just being shady, but you know, it was good. Bye. So then Jacqueline and Jacelle are in the seats. And Jacqueline's like, oh my God, I really love to have.

And me, it's like, I'm a minor way. I bought my tickets so you can get your coins. I paid my own money to my own ticket. I'm a boss bitch who owns the first ever current practice office in the history of Washington, DC. And by bitch buys your own tickets. When Gordon and I were creating the box office for this dinner, I said, when Jazzal comes here,

I am paying for my own tenure. So then Jazzal's like, Jacqueline, I wanna talk to you. Jazzal's like, excuse me. I wanna talk to you. I'm sorry, just no one's ever said that to me before. Okay, sure, let's see what this is like. It's a restays, of course, to listen. And she's like, well, I'm slow sometimes, so I

have to go home and think about things. So we're at Miami, we're at the beach, and some drinks were to be had. And here's what tripped me out. Mea said, when she's winning, you're winning it, did she buy your Porsche? And Jack was like, um, I bought that. But she said that. Can we phone a friend on this one? Like, can we phone a friend, which basically means she brought, she bought your Porsche, right? Well, Jacklyn didn't even say I bought it. Jacklyn said, honey, I make my own coins.

And then, Josh, and then Jacklyn's, yeah. And then when she says, can we phone a friend? Because they had already, which is all says, well, then she acts like she doesn't remember this comment. Jacqueline does. And Shawsh was like, I remember it. And then she goes, can we phone a friend and like, that's what we just did. We just phone trees. That's why she's here. Uh, can we phone a retha vaithin? Is that an option too? So she sells like so did Gordon buy the car and she's like well are you saying that I'm like some side piece sugar Baby type thing is that what you're saying and she goes well

We know that she said that she likes to watch Gordon with other women and Jacqueline's like Mm-hmm correct correct correct on that correct so you never said Pick me pick me and Jacqueline's like you'll have to ask me about that me, pick me. And Jacqueline's like, you'll have to ask me about that. No one cares. Okay. It's pretty obvious. You're fucking Mia and Gordon. Yeah. I'm okay. No one cares. We've had TLC for a decade. You know what I mean? Like, I don't care. And then Ashley comes just when she's like, Jacqueline goes, I don't spill those types of teas, but and just as she gets to saying, but Ashley walks in. She's like, oh my God, terrible news. Michael lost the ring and found a volcano.

Now she's destroyed forever. Oh, so, and it just sounds like, listen, we're talking about Mia watching Gordon have sex with this one, whatever it is. It's like, yeah, well, Mia likes to watch. She told us that, so it's a big deal. So then, just sounds like Mia. Mia, come here, we have a question.

And she's like, oh, you want me to zoom on your lap? Yeah. And just like, well, we were at the beach on. You said when you're up, your girls are up. And like, did you buy the Porsche 4, Jacqueline Nah? And he was like, her car is in her name. Well, technically, her car is in the name of family. She says her car is in her name. Yes. Okay. What does that mean? So if you didn't buy her car, you're a shithead for trying to

insinuate that you paid for her damn car, you know. And so Robin just goes, whoa! And she says, listen, when Juan was in the NBA, he bought plenty of people cars and they were all in their names. This proves nothing. And Mia's like, why you want to point? And Jacqueline's like, um, now, did she buy me a Porsche? No, but can she buy me a Porsche? Probably, probably. And Mia's like, Gordon didn't buy anything. Gordon doesn't have any money. And so that they're like, huh? So Gordon doesn't have money.

Oh, so you just married Gordon for his poetry. Don't forget. There's good love shoes that you look good with them on. Well, she did say that she likes watching Gordon having sex with people because it's like going to a live concert instead of a music video. So she's just maybe a Groupie or something. I don't know So Jacqueline's like okay, continue continue. Let's get some real juice Jacqueline loves this because she finally gets to do something even though she totally waste the moment gotta be honest

Yeah, so just like so let's talk about this boyfriend that you slept with. I mean, it's like, oh my god, I knew you were remembering that. What a jankle and Sam out there. Yeah. And then basically, they're trying to basically Mia and Jacklyn are caught off guard and they're kind of trying to answer, but also allowing their stories at the same time. And Mia is kind of like, well, Jack and I need to compare notes. I won't be going to tell you all so.

But they kind of just basically told everybody, Jacqueline fucks Gordon in front of Mia and then Mia and Gordon bought Jacqueline a Porsche. I mean, they're basically telling them without saying yes, they're like, maybe. Yeah. And Jacqueline's like, Yeah, and Jackson's like, um, Jackson's like, well, you know, I feel like before I say anything that all of us should be in the conversation. And Shasha's like, I mean, it's anyone, if she asked me if I slept with Juan, I'd be like, hell, no, I didn't sleep with no damn Juan. They don't have things people. Yeah, other things people randomly asked for a reason.

How long have you been queen of England? How's that working out? When did you win your first Pulitzer Sherees? How many votes before you win that Senate seat? Still recounting. And how long did it take to build that Mars rover? Yeah, exactly. Hey, nobody asking Sherees that. So Jacqueline's like, yeah, want me out. Jacqueline's like, well, me

it doesn't really care about those sort of stuff. And just I'll just keep trying to make this a thing, but she can't because they're not making it a thing like they're not getting offended. They don't care, you know, yeah. So just like you like to watch and she's like, yeah, absolutely., but if it crosses the line with Gordon, that's wrong. And she's like, well, Gordon's not for me. And Teresa is like, but if you were attracted to a husband, what'd it be okay if you slept with her husband, even though she didn't want you to sleep with her husband, but you wanted to.

I mean, I was like, this is a lot of questions. So, just I was like, this is strange, John. I think there's more to it. Da. I'm like, there probably is more to it. But like, nobody cares. No, nobody cares. Literally nobody cares.

Like, oh no, I can't believe a relatively attractive woman might be sleeping with Gordon. Like that's, she already has to live with that. Yeah, you know. Yeah, and just like, well, I'm going to table this for now. Is that a pun? No, Sherry, that is not a pun, not. I tried.

That was the end of the episode. So I've been seeing so much for listening. But the next week is when Ashley's friend from the mommy group or whatever claims that Eddie and Wetsis buns were flirting with her at the bar. Uh-huh, and then was vying that okay. No was vying that lady if I cannot watch and Candace calls her a muppet. Yeah, this is a mystery character. it. It's got your very, this is a semi-street character. All right, well, actually, well, that show comes back on the first, it's not on next week. So that's what I believe on the first. So we will be back with the next recap of Potomac on the week that we

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