Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Reasonably Shoddy

Episode Date: September 28, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn throw a party to celebrate the launch of their podcast, "Reasonably Shady." As you can imagine, it does not go well...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is the wonderful and lovely Ronnie Karen. What's going on Ronnie well hello boom how are you doing today how are you doing this fine I was gonna say morning but it's not morning anymore time isn't time crazy time hilarious everything's going great lovely Monday my dad had a birthday so we celebrated that I was super. My parents also had their anniversary, just like to shove all holidays in. But I would just like to point out that I,

you know, celebrated those and guess what it is. It's like National Sunstay or something. Did I get anything from those jerks? Well, yeah. I saw one of my friends, mom's posting happy Sunstay to my beautiful son and happy Sunstay to my beautiful son and happy son day to my beautiful son and loss So I don't know if it's your if it's national I had a baby day or something because you guys need another fucking day

Well, you guys need something else, okay? So I don't know if it's sad or not, but I didn't get anything Well, I don't know if you know this but something that I feel like I learned pretty early on is that every day is children's day, okay? Every day is children's day, so Because you know I was trying to get my own holiday when I was five years old. You know that right? Well, if donuts can have one I can certainly have one What if donuts can have one I can certainly have one I mean Jesus Christ. There's like national paper clips day. You know everything. I'm the fucking holiday now We're so rental holiday literally Stasi has a holiday we should make up we'll make a crap in day international crap in The we'll do it on our anniversary when's our anniversary January? Who cares everything's gone now

We'll look at like the shittiest date ever, you know They've already taken all the good dates. You know what today is? National Cynthia has left real housewives of Atlanta day. Oh my god, it's national 50 cent away day. Yeah Cynthia darling National chill out day. Yes. yeah, Chihil out. It has been interesting reading the comments on the brothel on Instagram over that.

People are so rude, okay? Like, look, if there's someone in the office that you don't like and they finally get fired, you don't say yay on their way out. You say, oh my God, it was so good to work with you. You know, but not on Instagram. People are like, bye boring Bustin Happen being stupid for the rest of your life dumb face

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some Vanderpump Rules coverage later this week. It's back, it's back everyone. Yeah, it's back, It's really good, dude. Okay. So let's get going with Real Housewives of Potomac. One of the best episodes, really, of any housewives. So I loved this, but Potomac, wow, killing it. Still killing it. Potomac. You know, Ronnie, I wish I could weigh in on this, but unfortunately, Grace drove over my TV. I'm so sorry. Oh, fucking Grace. And her name is Grace. And this is how you drive.

Pore Grace. I mean, you know, they definitely like roasted her for her driving skills last week. And I thought that was gonna be like a one and done. You know, every teen on Bravo has to go through that. There's two things that you can rely upon with teens on Bravo. They all talk like this. And they all terrify their parents.

They go through the scene of them learning how to drive. But Grace got two episodes in a row. They were like, okay, we're putting out more cones for you, Grace. How about now? Can you do it now, Grace? Now? Yeah, nope, still can't. So, just like, you are not valing at this part.

Yeah. And we get to Jacelle's house and it's a construction zone because she's now doing an entry way and all sorts of other shit to this house. Look, you can fix the outside. So what my meme always said, okay, you can fix the outside, but we're really can't is inside and inside is what's digesting all those goddamn Mars bars, all right? She never said goddamn, but yeah, digest the Mars bars on the inside

before you worry about the outside, okay? The inside needs help, man. The inside is definitely undigested Mars bar quality. I would agree. We need some work there. I don't know why she's adding these wings. I mean, her kids does enough room for her and her kids and her kids are gonna be out the door in about two years.

By the time the construction's done, the kids are gonna be gone. And she basically added a lighthouse to one end of her house. I don't know what else she's doing as she making the entrance more grand or something. I don't know. Personally, I've been on the record. I like the original house.

And it's sort of a quirky mid-century style. And then, you know, and she destroyed all the stuff that I loved about it. Yeah, so she is calling it hotel just that la. And it was just doesn't really even rhyme, right? It also like, it also says hotel just that la. Okay, it can't just be hotel just that la. It also really speaks to the temporary, you know, nature

of the, I was like, she's gonna be leaving it as who knows it's built. I guess it's a flip, maybe. Yeah, or only staying there sometimes. Yeah. So Robin calls and she's like, I'm in a basketball tournament. Oh.

Well, everything is on course. We have a tentah, couches, chairs, cheese board, da, I'm happy to be inviting ladies to hotel just a la, so she's gonna have this party for their podcasts at her home, but she doesn't want anyone in her home, so she's gonna make them sit and attend in the middle of a construction zone. Yeah, that's a strange move, I mean, to film during construction. But yeah, so, which is all says, with Karen, after the whole goddess lunch and

nah, it's baby steps with her. She's so mean to me. And you know, you're so nasty. Talked about my house, you trashed my house, saw. And now, just, this is funny because we definitely sat through like two seasons of you speculating about Karen's house and whether or not great falls, whether she owned it, whether it's a rental and this and that. So I think Karen has earned the right to be a little shady about whatever this hotel is. Yes. So Robyn's like, but didn't you talk to her?

I thought you guys were okay. And she's like, what about Wendy? Did you talk to her? Are you okay with her? She's like, well, she kept coming either. And Robyn's like, but what if they have to use the bathroom? Papa squatta No, just out. I'm not co-signing that. There's no way we're treating them differently than the other guests

who are not having the event There's no way I'm going down with this What if they wet themselves? And she's like, well, Karen needs to pens anyway. So I should just let her in. Yeah, so now we go over to Karen's house and her publicist, Robin, who I think we've actually met before, but I forgot about her, which is funny

because I feel like we should always remember Robin. So Robin comes in, this is basically like the future of Bethany Frankel, right? Like,'re the sliding doors version of Bethany Frankl, if she never wanted to find real housewives, she would be Robin, the, right, the publicist. So she's in, she's like, what's the matter? What's happening? What's going on? Okay, we've ready to do this. We're at the public side scandals. Okay, I'm ready to do this. Ha ha ha. I got a new wig. Okay. Ha ha. Hey, you know what? I've taken the branding off this trade to Joe's cloth bag and I've put a skinny bath.

All right, skinny Joe's, all right. And it's full of candles right now. All right, you know what? I got stuff in the car. Can I get some help? Because you know what's in the car? Prototypes, all right. The prototypes, all right?

Get them out of the car. Yeah, the candle prototypes. We put the wig on the side of the candle instead. What is it, the prototype? So, uh, so, Ray, my dream, grabbing uh, Ray, my baby, Grapping Ray, Ray, Ray. So, I mean, poor, I mean, poor, Ray, I mean, Ray is one of our elder statesmen of Bravo

and setting him out there to fetch these, the box of heavy candles. So he's like oh we can get it right no I've got it so he finally struggles that box to the inside and they open it like you ready ready and here comes the unwrapping of the triple wick Triple wickets here Ladom luxury candles by Karen Huger this one's called bohemian fire I love the fact that's a luxury candle that celebrates bohemian lifestyle Does she know what bohemian means? What is bohemian fire? Why does Karen? Why is this what she's gonna step forward with first? Oh, you know, I love the smell of...

I love the smell of artists that are poor, and are just painting things that will never be sold, and then those things get caught on fire, and now that's captured in a candle. Love that. The smell of bio-intent cities, right? Mm-hmm. That, or she really means like Bohemia, like actual, like, you know, wherever Austria or Germany, wherever that is, like, That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

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That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. fire and start doing a sexy dance around it. What magnetic poetry created this candle? What is this? I look like a conquin matches. Oh. It's connected to sexiness.

I want soda cans. Bigger's feel beauty. Well, Adam, I want to share it with not only the world, but the ladies. I know that Wendy has her own luxury home kid, but you know, I've given a hint about the candles and I need to share it with the world. I'm going to give them this raid. They've always a hint about the candles, and I need to serve with the wound. I'm gonna give them this raid. They've always been so supportive of me, Ray. It's important to give back, Ray.

It's important to give back. I think you're a real motherfucking Teresa over there with your triple wig. Yeah, triple wig with your bohemian fire triple wig. I also like how Rob and kind of shades Wendy. She's like, oh, Wendy, isn't she a teacher? Isn't she a teacher? No, she's a professor.

Oh, she's a professor. My professor of candles. No, no, just a regular professor. Then, surely, she's not going to dry candles, right? And let me finish my story, Robin. You sound like a professor. You should be a professor. That'll show her, right?

Well, I mean, I would love to be a professor, but if there's one thing I must profess, it's how much I love the ham from Siri County.. That's your own bastard work, ladies and gentlemen. And here I am in Surrey County presenting the Le Dambu Heminghire candle. Ah, we're in your living room. Be quiet, Robin. Surrey, alright? Ha, my candle's so good that it went back in time and they made a song about it called Bohemian Fire-Apsity. It's wonderful. Well, Robin, when he wants to start a lot of home things, a little home thing, little things. You know, he'll probably start with e-commerce.

I still don't know what that means exactly. I think it has something to do with buying vows. So I hope she keeps on selling ease. So words on Willa Forchin can be sold. She brands herself as a professor of not candle making that tells vows for words. Isn't that sweet? So I wouldn't reach out and help her, because women should lift each other up, shouldn't they, Robin?

Yes, we all know what e-commerce is, is that you go on to the e- Entertainment Network and you sell commercials. E-commerce, it's a wonderful, wonderful billion dollar platform with us room for more than enough bohemians. Isn't she says? Wendy is doing something different than what I'm doing with the cattle. I respect Wendy choosing the one wick.

I have three wicks. She's still really leaning into like the, I can't think of the way. She's wicking, she's full on the wick, she's wicking, she's wicking, she's wicking, she's wicking, the increased status of having three wicks. As if she's got, like,

she's acting as if Wendy has a Toyota and she has a Lexus because she has three wicks. Like, oh, well, you have on the V6? So that's too bad. I've got a V8 and three wicks. So Karen is saying, so Karen's having some landscaping issue. And so hold on, I'm going to meet myself while I cough one moment. Mm-hmm. Sorry, it wasn't a COVID coffee. It was a, I got saliva in my chest while I was doing an aggressive Karen's Euger Bohemian joke.

So anyway, Karen's like, right, can you remember the plants? Because we need to put plants in there. You know, we don't want this actually looking like Bohemian's house. You know what I'm saying, right? And then, or I'm getting a call from a couple of places. Now, who says, excuse me, who this excuse me who is this what is this pretty woman on your phone Give me that phone 25 years of marriage. Let me see that

On this good morning handsome who is this I'm calling her back. This is Mrs. Ray McChulgar And I'm happily planning my wedding vow renewal double dress triple width top that slot. And the person in the other end is like your social security number has been compromised. Well, you see, it's hard to deal with talking with fluency. You still use social security number, right? Well, you get what you paid for. And she's like, a young pretty woman calling, are you kidding me, right? Are you kidding me?

He's like, I don't want a young pretty thing. Too much work. Talk about triple wicking it. I'm happy with my old, sad, tired lady wife. All right, Ray, that's enough. Ray, Ray, you got, you have to plant four plants. You better do that right now, Ray. So yeah, basically, she, you know, this happened to actually,

essentially to me during our family karma recap a few, a few months ago when I got one of those tech spot things where it's like, hi, my name is Jody, you know, I'm or Amanda, like I'm supposed to meet up on Tinder. And then I would got all excited during the recap because I thought someone had the wrong number. So basically that's what happened. But then Karen actually did the worst thing, which is that she actually called the number. You're never supposed to call it because I think it somehow is like, it like leads to terrible

things. So Karen actually called the robot and asserted that she was happily married to Ray and that this robot should stop calling. And my middle name is and my social security number is. So if you want to check a track it's not Only person to inadvertently sign out for like a fresh auto warranty You want to buy me a present fine. I don't need you to buy me a present. I'm not enough So you can use my own credit card

I'm my number is this three one five six six three one So then we can go over to Dorothy and Canvas's house and Our can't this is how I didn't do that on purpose. We're it can't this is how Old habits die hard. Adort these over. And Candace is like, well, I'm thinking about a new back splash. And she's like, gold backs, black candles are like gold backs, black candles. And Candace is like, gold accents can date a house.

And I don't want it to look gold. I'm like, well, last time I checked, you have a three-story mirror in your living room with a gold frame and you wanna put candle lovers next to that. I don't know, maybe that might not be the most youthful look either. I'm just like, if I'm gonna date things, it's gonna be 200 years, okay.

I know, seriously. So Dorothy is like talking about the music video and Candace like, well, you somehow wound up with a cameo in drive back. You're a video girl now. I'm like, Candace, you literally invited your mother to be part of the video shoot for your ridiculous music video. Why are you getting me to your mom now? She didn't just stumble into a parking lot 90 miles away.

Yeah, exactly. And basically Candace is saying that, you know, with her mom has been there for about nine days. And after the video shoot, her mom had a lot of commentary, whatever. And she's Candace is proud that like, their relationship is still intact. Despite that, but now she has to go. She has to go. Yeah, she's really good, really good. So she's like's like well I wanted to ask what was said between you and me up because when they came over and told me that me up was digging up all in people's business And she's like Well, what did you say?

I don't remember I was so drunk. I was so drunk. And I had a bow. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So can't you just lease her rim is it? Yeah, she doesn't remember anything all of a sudden. So can't just like, well, when Chris is running around here, being caught in the MGM with men, women, and Billy Goats,

it all hours of the night, then you can ask questions, which of course is a reference to Michael Darby, who, you know, was caught at the MGM with men, women and Billy Goats. Well, we know he was caught with the women, but to be fair, Billy Goats don't have opposable thumbs, so they couldn't actually take video phone footage from the bedroom. That's true. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, some days, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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paid. He's like, people just don't get us because I'm the mom's like, but you said Manager Candace, and Manager's have gone drag standards. And managers have gold rats, standers. It goes like, our contract is a marriage certificate and pre-nuptial agreement. And Dorothy is like, well, I guess to keep people from... I don't know if I can even do the voice that you do for Dorothy. Don't even try it, her. It's like, need to stop it.

I'm sure people have already turned off this damn podcast. No, I like it, but I just don't know if I can. I mean, I feel like, for me, I like it, but I just don't know if I can. I mean I feel like for me I always Or We'll just do our own weird versions of her voice That was, that was, you know what I really missed? We could just drop it for now. By the way, I really missed,

I really missed on Southern Charm, New Orleans. I really missed, was Kelsey, was that her name? Remember the girl? She talked like this, are we doing her voice like this? She was my favorite voice to do. Yeah, I missed her. Oh, miss you, show. Yeah. So let you show. Yeah, um, so let's see. Hey, Dorothy is still saying something. She basically like look that Mia was just asking me

It can cause legal problems if you say that he's a manager, but he's not getting paid and he's like listen I've never asked you for money Uh, Candace and I've never asked you for money either Dorothy, okay? You've never paid one bill that said Chris Bassett on it. Yeah, you know what that means that everything is in Candace's name That's kind of the problem Chris I think he's just saying I've never asked you for a penny He's actually asked more for dollars and larger denominations. That's all so I can't this is like well I was all about me being fun and funny, but we don't need you here.

Okay, go crack some bags at Carabractic Strippers LLC if that's what you want to do. It's not actually sounds like an excellent business plan. Yeah, I think that people would go to like, stripper carabractors. Yeah. It sounds more profitable than making music videos, just putting that out there. Yeah. Exactly. than making music videos, just putting that out there. So exactly. So if anyone's trying to create turmoil in my marriage,

besides me, that's gonna end badly for them. Probably also me, but mostly that. Yeah. So now we go over to an ice cream parlor, and it's Mia with her kids, and they're all getting little Sundays, which looked really good, and I really wanted one. And so Mia's mom Veronica joins them and the little boys, I forgot his name, he's so cute,

he's like, Grandma, you look pretty. And it was like, I was like, oh, adorable. And super interesting because this kid, you know, it's like a typical American family scene, you know, you're standing in line to the store and one of the kids is doing a damn tick talk in the back. And it becomes like a full circle for Bravo because the kid on Bravo is doing that, like you're punching your fists together, like that old 50s dance. I'm trying to describe it.

We're not on video. But you know what I mean? Like read your punch your fists. Well, like you put you get your fists on top. Make two fists. Oh yeah, yeah. You're like at your right foot over your left fist. Yeah, like hand drive.

Thank you. So it's like a hand drive. And I was like, where else have I seen this? Have I seen my nieces do it? You're right. You're hand job. You're left fist. Yeah, I can't drive. Thank you. So it's like a hand job. And I was like, where else have I seen this? Have I seen my nieces do it? So then I went to my nieces TikTok and was trying to find it. Guess who's TikTok or guess who I found it on?

It's Duranda Medley was doing that TikTok dance when she was trying to sell a neutral system a couple of weeks ago. You know, how they're in every night in a job? The TikTok hand job? Yeah, there's like a famous TikTok that's going around or that was going around. You're doing a TikTok, I usually like to jump on social media platforms, but TikTok, I haven't really done it yet. I'm a little scared. I'm a little scared. Yeah, I don't feel like it's for us.

For all people. I feel like it's for my design to me up. So I put some of my Instagram videos I make for our Instagram up there, but yeah, it's basically not for us. Yeah. We're old men of the sea, darling. Yeah.

So I'm making some friends to our back. Yeah, that's my dream. Yeah, friends there are the best. So I think it's still a little round. I think it's like a gaming platform in like East Asia or something like that. But so either way, we are at ice cream with me and her family. And one thing that we're learning very quickly

is that when Mia gets together with her mom, we are basically going to sit through seven minutes of Mia being very passive aggressive to her mom and reducing her into tears on TV. Because that's what happens next. Yeah, really. It's like my mom never wants to spend time with him. Hi, mom. You remember how you abandoned me?

That was fun. So why aren't you baby sitting my kids? Hi, mom. Yeah, the first day started talking about the first, the first dig comes when they are praising Joshua because they gave him a hundred dollars because he did a lot of chores and he, he basically made his own bed, et cetera. And me, I guess, mommy, you know, what's funny is that I was making my sister and brother's bed when they were 21 Is not funny and then Veronica's like will I still make their beds? Which then starts me as really spiraling

Yeah, she's like my mom is my sister is lemon manny. They do like everything together When she was a queen my like yo, I have children spread your stuff around mom Yeah, and she's like well mom I haven't seen her around in a while like, yo, I have children, spread your stuff around mom. Yeah. And she's like, well, mom, I haven't seen you around in a while. I guess there's been a lot of beds to make over with Rashida, huh? And you know, I, I guess I've been so busy. Maybe I have to put you on my calendar, ma'am. She's like, yeah, well, we'll work our schedules around each other. And then she tells us that her mom doesn't know how to do anything with her

sister because once she got out of prison, she just went straight to her sisters and that was it. And so she's like, yeah, she went from prison to rehab and then she was out, you know, but she was originally sentenced to 20 years. She's giving us all this information on her mom, which, you know, look, you're on a reality show and I get it. And it's actually kind of brave to do, but I'm still like, oh God, this poor mother. Like, yeah. And this is coming from someone who loves mother abuse. In general, I love to torment my own mother.

When I see it on TV, I'm like, oh, leave her alone. Just let her have her eyescream. But yeah, Mia is, Mia is also upset because she called her mom to hang out and her mom was like, well, I got to check with Rashida first. And so she's mad that like her, like the Veronica always has to check with Rashida before she can like ever commit to anything with Mia.

So I think Mia is just feeling very left out. And so she's like, um, remember when we first moved to Pantasa and she was a firstborn and you didn't come to nanny for us because you said Rashida needs you. And so like because I'm a shitting other I guess I don't need my mom like just because I wear a ball gown to work all of a sudden I don't need my mom anymore is that what it is just because I know how to move brochures I don't need my mom Yeah, she's like in the mom starts crying of course and she's like well you know she goes look you know we've just never taken a lot of time out,

but I'm so proud of you. And, you know, the way that you were raised with the mom and dad you had, you could have gone totally the other way. And so I'm proud of you for having your shit together. And she's like, well, my drive comes from not having you or dad. I'm like, geez.

And she's starting to run more. And she's like, I just wanted better relationship with you. That's all So you're saying that you're driving your success stems from not having your mom around and yet you're also shaming her for not being around But and so then so now Veronica's like crying and then me goes oh my man Don't cry don't cry mama as if she didn't just like shame this woman on National TV in front of the kids in front of the husband. I mean, just humiliating this person.

I know, poor thing. And you know, which I get, because it's me as paying two, like she's a lot of talk about it too. It's just like, oh, it's just hard to watch. So she's like, you know, mom, I'm really proud of you, but I think I'm still healing and she's crying. Like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for all of it. And she's like well everyone wants a good relationship I think that's where we're yeah mom. It's just you know what

It's gonna take Rocky Road mom. Rocky road. Oh, it is gonna be a Rocky road. No, get me some Rocky road mom So then so now we go over to Wendy who has some grapes and oh, so here's something. You know what I'm gonna talk about now. I just, I just think it's funny because I also put down Wendy washes grapes and then I was thinking, why is that the thing we noticed? There were also delicious bagels. No. It's like a ton of stuff but I feel any time you see a fruit on TV it's like, oh my god somebody's eating some, somebody's eating fruit. You know, it's like, what do we lose weight by not commenting on the bagel?

No, I was going to comment on that. I was going to comment on that. I was going to comment on that. I wrote, no, I did. I said they're very sad bagels. They're like two very sad floppy plain bagels sitting there. And I was like, what are these sad ass bagels? And then later on in the scene,

I realized on her countertop, she had a full on order from Dunkin' Donuts that she was trying to hide behind, like a vase or a planter or something like that. I'm like, I see those Dunkin' Donuts. And if you look back at the bagel spread, you see there was a bunch of these little donut holes. So clearly the bagels are from Dunkin' Donuts

and she got the donut holes. And there's nothing wrong with that, but I thought it was funny that she put it out there, but then tried to hide the Dunkin's container as if she made the donut holes herself, or as if this was a much fancier spread than it is. I'm like, girl, lean into it, put that Dunkin' Donuts, put that Dunkin' loud and proud right in the forefront.

Like, we all know what this is. Have some, like, have some like, you know, have some time. Duncan pride, you know. But don't act like, don't act like you, you know, putting fresh grapes is gonna take away. Like, oh, so you got fresh grapes. So the bagels must be homemade.

So. Also, like don't do a spread of bagels, don't a holes in grapes. That's an odd combo. Well, I think it's a few, but grapes are kind of like the parsley of 2021. Like we all have them, but does anybody really eat them? Every time I try, I'm like,

this is not really seedless. Stop fucking lying to me. A tiny seed is still seed. Stop lying to me grapes. I actually don't often buy grapes, but I did buy some grapes yesterday actually, because they were like really beautiful looking again. They were good grapes.

I like grapes because in diet, you know, every diet is like, oh my God grapes in watermelon. That's way too much sugar. It's like they're the candy bars of fruit. And so when I'm trying to eat healthy, I still feel like I'm cheating if I'm eating watermelon or grape. So I always have them. And banana. Banana is another one that's like a banana.

Oh, that's so unhealthy. Banana banana banana is another one. It's like a banana. Oh Well, so Wendy has this strange Duncan grapes spread and Karen comes in and she's like, oh Wendy what have you been up to? Wow, it looks very professional in here not like it belongs to a bohemian who's caught on fire am I right am I right anyone? I'll take a black coffee with a splend I thought you said you could cook you don't even know where your Splendid is when they use Wendy is looking in the cabinets for the Splenda and of course there they are They're in the hidden Dunkin' Donuts bag up and there's a top of the cap issue. Like she clearly goes to Duncan a lot but doesn't want people to know I think.

I think she's like, as a professor, you're always talking a box where you're not allowed to eat Duncan and while I've moved out of that box by getting fake boobs, I still have issues with Duncan. So they talk about business and Wendy's like, you know, I have my business meeting with Eddie and so like, oh Lord, he shoot it down He didn't want him so proud of you, you know, my candles are coming out and yours will have its own moment and together on this multi billion trillion dollar platform of sense and candles we sell rides above common household smells in any home windy

There's enough room for two powerful beautiful black women to share in that moment Wonder and Wendy is like well if she wants to have candles let them have her candles There's enough candles for all of us will just be a candle company at this point So So Wendy says that she's partnering with a charity that's going to give school supplies to kids and everything. So she wants to take care of the joint. And a scholar comes over and a scholar has two kids under two.

First of all, she needs coffee. But also she gets this. She was also an educator for many years. So they start putting together these bags of school supplies. Yeah, but it's really there. You know, even though they're doing something charitable, they're still there to talk shit because this is real housewives. So Karen's like, well, let's talk about music video.

And Wendy's like, well, you know, Dorothy was the number one girl at that video. And so a scholar says, well, me and and went up and asked if Chris is getting paid I mean don't ever feel so open ask my mother about my husband and Karen says it wasn't malicious but then it moves on to this invitation that Jacelle sent out for her reasonably shady party hotel J a la come to reasonable E or shady. Oh Yeah, it's this the invitation is written in this like horrific font like very garish It's exactly the sort of invitation you'd expect Robin and Juselle to concoct Yeah, and Wendy's like well who's decorating hotel jizz I hope not her

Wendy you're so bad. Yeah. And Wendy's suspects are going to be starting up a new business venture, and that she's sort of figured this is going to be the big announcement. But the thing that Wendy is turned off about is that the invitation says, like, inviting supporters and haters, or whatever friends and haters.

So Wendy doesn't understand why there be haters there. It just doesn't understand why there's all this negative energy around all this. Yeah, and she's like, you know what's funny? We've all been doing stuff and I feel like we should go somewhere together just a weekend. How about the Eastern Shore?

We could get little houses on the water. Okay, Wendy's trip, I'm afraid, but I hope that Wendy puts everyone else in the small house and they get the big house. I hope it's Wendy and the scholar and Karen and the big house. I love a good revenge trip. Yeah, I think so. I agree. So the men are gonna actually be invited to this one

and the question is, will Juan come and Karen's, well, best of all history, I would say no. And a scholar's like, well, what about Jazeal? Well, what will be her couple? And Wendy's like, her luggage. So yeah, love Wendy throwing a whole party just to so Jazeal has signals to you guys. Exactly.

So then we go over to Jazeal's house, which is like even more under construction than before. We see the tent in the driveway, and it's windy, so there's like balloons that are kind of flying away. They're not like flying away into the sky because they're tied down to a weight, but they're just sort of dragging the weight around. They're sort of floating around the place.

And it's just, it's not the ideal, it's not the posh environment that we're used to for a real housewives party. This whole scene is scored by Mario Maker. She's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, you just hear the same construction sounds over and over again. Yeah. So, Jazzal doesn't really care.

She's more concentrating on the food. So Robin comes over and she's Chazelle has hurt her foot and She has to keep it elevated and I was doing some backyard work picking up tables Is that and when slipped out of my hands? So she's in a boot for four weeks And she's also Chazelle Hospital Chazelle

And she is in pink polyester jumpsuit. Not really sure what was going on with her jumpsuit, but it's very typical Jacelle. Yeah. Jacelle, I think it's the only person on these shows. So I'm like, I wonder what percentage of this outfit is polyester? It's very high.

She's almost like a Bohemian on fire. So Jacelle also. Neverian on fire. So, um, Jacelle also never start on fire and that's why we can never be friends. Polly Estad does not burn Jacelle. Polly Estad breeze. That'll be a new one, a new one. So, um, Jacelle continues the bravo tradition. The recent bravo tradition of not being able to say shark cuterie. She's like, we got some shark, shark, shoot, uh, shark, shoot, uh, shark, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, which I believe she struggled with a few weeks ago too. So that's a real problem for her getting that word out.

And then she's still setting up and the daughters are all there and they're doing their usual thing where they do that like low energy yell at Jacelle. We're like, mom, don't eat the food, Mom, Mom, it's windy. The balloons are flying way, Mom. Mom, if you're going to eat all the food, at least you with your mouth closed, please. Mom, the food. So Ashley comes over and says, look at your dish and I'm and Robin's like, why are you screaming? It's like, because it's an edition. Yeah, but it's really loud. But it's an edition.

And it's getting windy. They keep playing scary music when they play. The wind picks up and they play like a scary note. And then we see the balloons scampering away again. Like as if this whole thing is going to get blown away. And so Ashley orders some white wine. And just there's a lot of construction noises that are like pickup trucks are just like driving on planks of wood and hammering

and lots of crazy stuff. And Mia comes up next and she's like, where is the rally? Yeah, I can't find the way that where am I? This is not hotel, just now. This is Motel, Jizal. And I'll say thank you for having me in your home. This is cute. Hey, you brought the living room outside. Yeah. And then a scholar arrives next and, you know, just more and more are gathering in jazels as well. As soon as our late friends arrive, we have an outspin saw.

Yeah, so everybody starts coming and Robin's like, welcome Wendy. She's like, to what? A reasonably shady event. And Karen's like, what is this attendant in the backyard? Are we covered tested? Oh my god, this is beautiful. Well, in the spirited movie Gone, I I would present you with Vuv and the second installation of the La D'Arm line, the Humpfregons for your house, and I can't only welcome from the good people of Surrey County.

Hmm, probably it's like, okay, so she's gonna come after Wendy's candles already. So Karen's like, well, I just got the shot. I just wanted to warn everybody. And I especially like to warn COVID you some of a bitch. So I'm not getting me because I've gotten the shot. So I'm a little, yeah. Karen is like really struggling through this episode, just trying to keep it together with those side effects. So, so Candace isn't there yet.

And Jizelle doesn't want to wait any longer. So, the two of them start talking about Robin and Giselle, start talking about how they have a new podcast and they're going to talk about reason, the things and shady things. And everyone's like, oh, congratulations. And they're just, they're just sort of like doing an advertisement for their podcast, basically, for the audience. And Giselleels like, well, we're now in business together, and we haven't cut each other out yet. And Robin says, well, yeah, but this party almost didn't happen. And Jisels says, yes, I was like, some of the ladies cannot come in to use the bathroom.

Ma. I made a list. Is that reasonable? We're shady. Yeah. And when he's like, who was on the list? And she's like, that would be Karen, and that would be you. Why?

And Robyn's like, Lord, I've never seen this in society. And when he's like, well, I wasn't going to come. So that's interesting. Oh, really? You weren't going to come. So what's the issue? What's the tea? Yeah.

She's like, well, nothing, but like you you just said I wouldn't be able to use the bathroom So why would I come even though I didn't know that at the time, but there you go I know it's sort of funny that jazel starts to turn on Wendy as if Wendy is the one who said something offensive in this argument first When it was actually jazel is out of yeah jazel was the one who like actively put herself in the hot seat here And was like yeah, I don't want you I didn't want you guys to be able to use my bathroom Yeah, and just like well you talked about my home Just no I didn't when did I talk about you you did and can't go I did that maybe that was me I talked about your home

Well, definitely you but we have that out when he's like I didn't talk about your home She goes you talked about the colors of my home. And when he's like, well, maybe you miss her, but like I never talked about your home. I talk about the way you dress and Karen goes, well, I'll hold my wee wee, I'll hold my wee wee. And Ashley goes, girl, you can have a squat. And then she like taps Karen on the elbow,

on the shoulder to be like, like, no, ha ha, I just made a joke. She taps her on the elbow on the shoulder. to be like, like, no, ha ha, I just made a joke. She taps her on the elbow on the shoulder. But she gets her right and like, we're at the her back shot as the camera's like, ah! And just so tells Wendy, well, Wendy, you are on the heater list,

stop. And Wendy goes, why would I hate on this? And then she just points to the house and all the construction. Yeah. And Wendy says she thought the invitation was shady and Zell's like, well, it should be shady. Yeah.

She goes, well, how are we supposed to add context to that? And Zell's like, well, she's like, well, Zell thinks that they moved on to a new place. And Wendy's like, well, I'm here. Like I showed up. It's funny that Zell's saying how she thought they moved on to a new place. And yet she started out of her way to tell Wendy

that she was not going to be able to use the bathroom. It's just all those. She starts it in the next like, why are you coming? Why are you coming for me? I like that Wendy goes, yeah, but we couldn't tell what it was out of context. And she just goes, oh really? Well, what about your nude interlude party? And she's like, I mean, that was literally about being nude. So this is in that example, this should be literally about being shady, right? But whatever. And out of context, one-upsmanship. It's like, well, I didn't understand your invitation, so I was entitled to make my own strange invitation.

Yeah. So Robin's like, well, it feels like you took it personal. Can't say, we're here. We're here, okay. and we're in the shade. So thank you for that. Mia, can I grab your real quick? I come bearing gifts from Sir, got it? So, Karen and Mia go off and Karen's like, I'm pulling you aside, you know, please step into the, uh, the temporary office for the bastard of the Sir, I can't do it, thank you. I'm pulling you aside because, you know, when I was at you aside, you know, please step into the uh, the temporary office for the bastard of the story.

I'll do it, thank you. I'm pulling you aside because, you know, when I was at Wendy's, they were talking about what happened with Dorothy and they were like, it would, I would be offended if she questioned my mother like that. Well, I mean, so it's having a conversation with her. Oh, well, these, hmm, got these nits, these nits, what do they call them? These nits, nits, nits, nits, they're nits, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, what do you call these things? What, we don't have them in Surrey County, nits, notes. All right, could you hold my cell phone? I'm gonna press record.

Here in Surrey County, we don't have not, extended my face. All right, stop the recording. Because someone added out that not is a called a not. Okay, do I say I have a note for you about the not so do I say I have a not for you about the notes? How does it go? So Karen brings the gifts back to the party and Robin's like, oh, is this a new fragrance? and Robin's like, oh, is this the podcast? Is the podcast reasonable or shady? Or is it reasonably shady because your branding is confusing?

Wait, I thought that on one side of the panel has had reasonably, and that drove me nuts because I thought it was weird to say this is reasonably, right? Oh my gosh. Well, welcome to crap in court. Don't don't I'm gonna look right now. I'm gonna look right now. I'm gonna look at TV. Defense. I'm gonna look. We're gonna get we're gonna get to the bottom of this ladies and gentlemen. We're not even moving. I'm not doing a damn thing in this podcast until I know that I'm right because I can't move until I'm right. And now we're looking through the video. You're

right. It says reasonably. Let let the court know that it says recently the defense rests in Surrey County. And I would like the court to note that I was the one who said that it said reasonably. Thank you. No. I said reasonably and use a reason to do it. Roll back tape. Oh, you can't because we're recording. Sorry. Don't gaslight me. Don't gaslight me with fumes of ohimi and fire, Ronny Carram. OK, so one side says reasonably. OK, your branding is back. OK, it was my head that messed it up.

That's OK. Well, that shows that it's bad branding on their part, huh? Yeah, or though I'm just really stupid. OK, so then just I was like, well, ah, let's play a Lisa Br the game called reasonably or shady If we can't laugh at our drama, we are not real friends So is it reasonable or shady? Is it reasonably or shady to hold on to a quads? If an apology

Was made a Karen I'm gonna look at Karen And so Karen's like what Karen and Wendy both are like well it's reasonable depends on what was said and so Karen's like well that was reasonable for me to hold on to grudge is concerning to sell because once I get past one grudge concerning to sell she does something else so mouthful just hold on to one catch all grudge so then she's like moving on on Candace arrives and she's like, what is going on?

And Candace is wearing, I mean, first of all, Candace is so beautiful. She can really pull off anything because this was like, she looked like she got toilet paper. It's just wearing like something that covers the nipples, but then like kind of goes out like angel. Okay. If you were looking at an angel from the back, that's what she looks like, like with the wings coming out of the spine.

She looks like an angel ass. They reminded me of the set of the newlywed game. Sort of like those sort of like lots of cur, a lot of like semi-circles, you know. She's like something that teenage girls would pose in front of for Instagram, you know those big angel wings. Yeah, yeah. She's, that does seem to fit her brand,

a deeply unoriginal, basic, attempt at artistry. Otherwise, you like it. Over and go. So, yeah, so she's like, what's going on? And now she's also wearing ribbon shoes. She's like, okay, so. She's also taking, well, she arrives, but she takes a very long time to get down the hill

because the scene keeps on going, but it keeps on cutting back to her, still walking down the hill, being attacked by a gnats or newtors or notes. Well, she's wearing big tall shoes, but it's also classic housewives' dish. Well, you're a walkway. You're a driveways just unwakable,wives' dish. Like, well, you're a walkway. You're a driveways, just unwakable, ma'am.

I know. Housewives, real housewives have a real difficult time with not perfect terrain. It's like, oh my god, what am I going to do? So next question, is it reasonable or shady to talk about your friend when you're not around? And so it's like half shady, half reasonable, edges all is like, well, what, what kind of talking about, uh, like when we were talking about

the Eddie situation, uh, that was very reasonable. But the video in the parking lot, uh, you told Candace that Mia was talking about her, which was wack. And what is like, no, that wasn't wack. You should tell your friend if someone is talking about them and he's like um it was an impromptu action man were you trying to throw her off the bones that really didn't miss with my values so Candace Candace is still going down the driveway scared and then Karen is like well I'm getting a little lightheaded oh I'm not sure if it's the vaccine or reality but this is really happening the whole house looks like it's gonna come to life and eat you up like a little noot.

I'm scared of it, I'm scared. And it's like, Karen in like vaccine vision. Yeah, Karen's tripping out from her vaccine, which is probably how it always looks like through Karen's eyes. I imagine that's usually what the world looks like. Like a TV that you just have to smack a couple of times to get the image right.

Maybe she should look at the ingredients in those candles. Yeah. So they keep cutting to Candace trying to get down this hill and she's looking around terrified at the forest around her. Like she's being chased. So then Karen's like, is this really happening? This whole house looks like it came to life to eat me up. I'm scared of it.

Yeah, so then Rob and he's like, whoa, we all tied all, we all say what people say. And then Candace finally joins with a, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, he does her little, like, two hand wave thing, you know. And so, just like, oh, Candace, let me catch you up. We have a new podcast.

And we're gonna use that as an excuse to put people on blast right now. Yeah. So she says, we were talking about your music video and whether, you know, and Wendy brought up me or we're talking about how we at Mia went to your mother and how Wendy told on her to you, with that Shady or Wack. And Candice is is like she was being my friend by telling me. You have to say, he was the wrong time, you know, because it's not the time to tell her during your music video. Yeah, she's in the middle of remembering her one, two steps. And Candace says, if she didn't think it was a good time, then she wouldn't have told

me, which is funny because Candace would be the very first person who, if I get get would benefit or she would say, I can't believe she would say this to me. On my video shoot day, she's trying to ruin my day. Yeah. So Wendy's like, Robin, if you were being weasenable, and he was like, hey, she said, and then Wendy, you know, like taps, I'm sorry. Me and Tats were like taps. Wendy on the shoulder. And what is like, do not, like taps, I'm sorry. Me and Taps were just Wendy on the shoulder. And what do you like, do not put your hands on me, please. It's like, wait, you have shoulder pads.

I was just touching your shoulder pads. Like, do not put your hands on my shoulder pads, please. My shoulder pads are here for a reason. Do not touch me. So Candace, which I really like that phrase, my shoulder pads are here for a reason. So Candace says that she had no real problem of Wendy saying that at that time.

And she needed to know what was being said. I was told not just by my mom and Wendy, but within five seconds of meeting my mother, you were like, who is paying the bills? And what do Candice today look like? And how much money do they have? And how wonderful is she? and will she get that record contract Because she has an amazing song she asking all these questions

Hi, my only question I asked is who was the manager and is him getting pain and guess this is like well Stop right there. Why would you ask that on a date that supposed to be joyful? We'll see that's funny. So now it's like now she is pulling the why would you ruin this joyful day thing when Wendy could have also been liable for the same thing So she's whack. She's whack. That's why she's whack. Okay, Wendy Well, it's because you called me whack. I was like who a good you are you go Wendy whack on whack? Yeah, me as like You asked me to volunteer. A mind time, you know, I said I would do a pop video.

Normally I get paid to do those for my business. All right. But when I showed up, there was no one degree. I mean, there was no management. It's like, what is this a choice? I think she's actually right though. I think that like if people take time out and you just show up and you're sort of standing there,

like what is happening? What am I doing here? I think that like if people take time out and you just show up and you're sort of standing there like, what is happening? What am I doing here? I think she actually has a point. So Candice says, well, if you did not want to be there, you're not being paid. Like, no, I wanted to be there, but I wanted to show up at something that wasn't, well, I don't buy a jet, okay?

And so Candice is, well, your mama's a little budget. Watch your mouth. So then, just so just holds up the shady sign. Shady. I mean, they're like, mama, your mama's love budget, watch your mouth. So then, Jacelle just holds up the shady sign. Shady. And they're like, mama, your mama joke, no. And you know, heavenly is at home right now, darling Bravo, like, excuse me. You tell these bitches to stay in their own neighborhood.

Thank you. So Jacelle's like, whoa, wow, that's team too much, not sure if you know about Mia's mother and her backstory, but talk about Mia's feet and her hands because they're very large, but not her mom. That's below the belt. I'm like, oh, so the physical aspects of her body that she can't control, like probably the two areas

that she has not modified, it's okay to shame those. That's, but the mom is below the belt. So Mia's like, how are they, you know, to like invite me to come there with no management and have the Disney to not thank me for supporting you. And Candace is like, I am done. I am done. I am done.

Okay. Oh, supporting me is talking to my mother about money. And then Ashley said, well, you talk about it to the group, so I don't really understand that. I don't think we really should be that upset or you went were you beloved were you there beloved? Are you there? No, but like I said end up story good night good night Yeah

And Ash is like but if I had wasted my time going oh if you had wasted your time Why would have been a piss sister you are a pissy sister is what you are shut your wide face ass out always goes there the one just like if she can body shame she will do it so Karen uh she's like Robin and Zell take notes this is a shady moment and Candace is like next question who else had things to say that day and just Karen Karen was talking to your mom And when it's like why are you always saying Karen's name before you say your name Um, and then can this is like you're all asking if my husband is on the payroll and Karen's not this chick

Not this chick. I wasn't asking that Also, everyone should be concerned that there is a giant chicken with a fish and it's mouth in the corner of this tent. Does anyone see that chicken? Was that just me? Just like us. What was the answer? Okay, we were being shady. We were being shady. And the skull is like, well, what's wrong with that question? Who cares? Yeah, I don't think it's offensive. If I mean, I was on one-spay roll, you know, a salary is not offensive. And Candace is like, well, I don't like talking about money at all. And I don't like when someone I don't like is asking about my money. Why, why isn't me in shady?

Which yes, you were. But she also were. Yeah. Candace, talk about how she doesn't like talking about money when that was literally her story line for like the first two seasons of the show was how her mom paid for everything and how she wants to pay for things herself and every it's like, oh, and now we own this by ourselves, mom's not on this. We don't use our own coin and now all of a sudden she doesn't want to talk about money.

Yeah. And he was like, well, I wasn't being shady and she says, you called my video low budget and she's so good. Well, it was in a parking lot. It wasn't high budget. Duh. Candice, I have been a Frencher ass. And when these hoes were talking shit about you,

I was fending her ass. How dare you? And Karen goes, I certainly am not a ho. No way. And you didn't need to come. And for next time, you know, you don't need to come. And Wendy holds up her reasonably sign. Yeah, I did write this.

I wrote Wendy holds up her reasonably sign, which makes no sense grammatically. Do you like that it takes me 30 minutes to realize what's going on in a scene? There you go. So now it's time for more questions. Is it reasonable or is it shady to call your friend when you're drunk to tell them how much you don't like them

and Karen goes, I think it's reasonable. No, I own it. It's called courage juice. Let me tell you something. I was throwing a party and I was getting down and I turned to Robin and I said Robin. I don't like you. I like one better than you. I think that's reasonable. It's a true story, Skull. Because the the skull is like what? You know, I said, I said, I like one better than you. And I'm reasonable. And they they like Robin doesn't actually seem offended. No one seems offended because they're just happy that that's like when when Karen's actually just being honest. Yeah, Robin

says she loves when when drunk Karen calls her. And as she goes, Oh, as she goes, I actually love it when Karen drunk does in the middle of the afternoon, it's the best. Oh. With a lot of implication about, you know, how she's drunk in the afternoon. Yes. So then Candace is like, well, I, well, oh, Robin says,

is it reasonable or shady to be concerned about a friend's appearance after cheating rumors emerge? Come on now. I know going back to it. So Candice is she says she's tired about talking about Eddie and the Breasticles And she's also as well. I think that's reasonable. And then Wendy says and make sure I got this right Ronnie Wendy says it will only be reasonable if If the same blog that reported that, that also reported that you had an SDD. Who is it that she was and I don't. Okay. I wasn't sure if she said reported that you did

or didn't report that you did. Reported that you haven't, Wendy does Wendy's not good with quips, like the disc quips, right? Shoulder pad. She's good with shoulder pad quips. I think we've gotten, I think we've gotten that far with like these she's not good at that part of it. Because yeah I didn't make much sense and just like but and I don't have an STD. Yeah. And when he's like well she

continued to talk about me and then she was talking about me Robyn Stinna and it was definitely shady and they're all yelling like no one was talking about you bad. We were talking about what was going on and actually saying it wasn't malicious. It was about what transpired earlier. Yeah. And Candace is like chill, chill, chill and you just you see Karen just trying to like, like hold on to her chair.

He's trying to just like get through the vaccine. And Rob is like, you're being an asshole Wendy. You know, I hold, you know, the whole, Mia's just holding up the reasonable sign. Yeah, Robins like, just chill Wendy. And she'll stop asking me to chill. I'm not your child. And Candice is going, Candice is singing,

I'm a chair. Yeah, she's singing. Yeah she has to get that in somewhere. So then Karen is tripping out looking at everybody acting crazy because like some people are hitting other people on the butt with the shady paddle and Candace is singing at the top of her lungs and she's like, mm- not your child, do not yell at me, do not yell at me. I'm done, I'm done, you're impossible to get through. Yeah. And so when he's like, well, you all have my phone number. When you, when you want to get off your soapbox, you can get off it and call me and have a personal conversation, I'm done with this nonsense.

And she's like, well, what's up with you? Wow. I wasn't even talking to your ass, yourself. Okay. It wasn't for your ass to receive. I said what I said to your ass in Williamsburg. She's like, well, maybe you should go. We'll back all these cars out so you can leave.

I will not be disrespected in my own home. Wow. Did you say to me about driving back? Do you want me to drive back my car? It's a lot of one out. Dread there. Dread there. I think he's like, no this shows how much of a dinging sea is,

because we're in front of your house with construction. We are not inside your house. This is public property. Look, I can see the city hall of sorry county right there. We're in sorry, oh look there's a unicorn on a rainbow. What a beautiful time to be in sorry. County right now. And Ascala is using logic, which of course doesn't work. Cause she's like, well, I think what they're saying is the question itself was very offensive. And so when she comes back mad about it, you can't

really get mad at her, right? And me, the aside me is like, who's the meaty-cater here, Orange? Who's the meaty-cater? She's like, why don't you immediate her as if that's like a bad thing? Like that there's a fight that someone has decided to step up the immediate her. So a scholar's like, um, she's like, I'm going to say what I have to say. So keep a cute over there. Keep a cute.

Okay, be quiet because I'm not talking to you right now. I'm talking to Giselle, which I love seeing Ascala finally get a little chippy with some of these women because they have just sort of like rode all over Ascala. I mean, how many times have they closed the door right into Ascala's face? So I was happy to stand up for herself there a little bit. And he was like, oh, you sit there and shut up

with your ho ass. And he was like, well, I'm taking her bench and she's calling on their there and shut up with your whole ass and Yes, like my insecure benches calling on their bitches homes Well, I sat up here and I got myself fascinated Is it vaccinated back? I don't know what it is, but I got fascinated to hang out with you have those And my arm is hurting. I don't know what the fuck is my arm is hurting right now And so then Candace stands up and is like, it's called projection. I am the projector. I'm projecting on to you.

And she does this thing with her hands, or she puts her palms together, but opens them almost like a little Audrey too, and then she aims them at Mia. And then Karen is just like, oh, she's like, everything is moving slow motion right now. And they just sort of make Candace's hands like, there's some sort of magic energy force coming out of it

and Karen's just like fully losing her mind. Well, hold on, hold on, I got my second shot today. And this is what I need to know. Wendy, are we inviting people on the girl's trip or not? Oh, sorry Wendy, sorry, did I let that get out of them? Oh, sorry. Also, Wendy would like to not announce a poor sad single

wit Campbell. The best thing that I've allowed my all my So yeah, Wendy basis like I blamed the outbursts on the side effects of the vaccine. This is not the time to talk about a couples trip, especially since some of us who can't even be part of a couples trip. So Wendy is like, yeah, so I want to propose a quick joint when you can bring your husbands, especially since so many want to keep our husbands names in our mouths. So Karen goes, did she say keep our husbands in our mouths? Their name's Karen.

Oh, thank God. Because Ray tastes like fun candy dipped in champagne. He better not be any of these heifer's mouths. God, it may be. So Wendy is like, yeah, so Chris is going to be there. Dre will be there. I don't know if Michael will be there. And Kiddis goes, I hope not.

And Ray is going to be there. And let's see who else has a husband in this group. I don't know. Maybe someone's personal chef gonna be there. And, um, let's see who else has a husband in this group. I don't know, maybe someone's personal chef will be there. Maybe Dorothy's friend from high school will be there. Am I missing anyone? And am I missing anyone? And Robin's so mad, she's doing the like, I'm angry so I'm gonna swipe through my phone.

And she's like, she's not inviting me or one to throw another dig at my relationship. She's showing how she feels about me. You just brought up her husband's affair on the blog again. Oh, yeah. After it was all settled at the goddess party. So, oh, Robin, Robin was on watch what happens live. And someone asked her like, don't you think you're being a hit

the crit win and season one early on you went over to Ashley's restaurant to bitch her out about talking about you and Juan and now you're saying that Wendy shouldn't care that a blog is talking about her and Robin said well that was like you know season one and I didn't know what I was getting myself into because that wasn't even a housewives show when we originally shot it so I didn't know what I was getting into but this is season six, and Wendy knows what she's getting herself into by being here. That's very tenuous logic.

Very, very tenuous logic. That is such Robin logic. Well, Robin should have said was I did care about it at the time, and then because I went through that, I realized that I actually... It's better for me to not care about that stuff and Wendy has to learn that too. That's all she had to say. So Robin is like, oh, well, she hits me. That's fine.

Thanks for letting me know. And then Wendy turns the Giselle and goes, and your luggage is going to be there as in that's your man. And he lifts up her shady sign and can't start scream laughing. I love like, yeah, they just kept cutting to people lifting up the shady or reasonable. Like that was like we, I feel like we have not highlighted how funny that was that every time something would happen,

they would just cut the someone holding a pawn side of those paddles. That was a myth. I feel like we're not even really expressing how funny all of this was. We're saying what happened, but it was all so funny. How do you even, how do you even do it? But say every little thing that happened, you know?

It's not even really room for commentary, but it was also really funny that they just kept cracking up. Like there was a live studio audience for every piece of this. It was like, there would be angry and then there'd be laughing and then there'd be angry and then be laughing. So just like, well, thank you for the invite and feel free to go be laughing. So just like, well, thank you for the invite and feel free to go. So.

Yeah, so just I was like really mad at Wendy now and then Karen's like, well, my vaccine kicked in so I gotta go. So someone bring my chariot that's being carried by two eels and has a man with a tap hat in it. That's my take it back to Surrey County. Thank you. So Candace demands a tour of the closet because this is not really a house party because she didn't get to go inside. So Jacelle and her girls take her inside and then Mia, everybody else is trying to leave

but they can't leave because Candace, of course, was the last one there, so she's blocking them all down the driveway. She's blocking them all in. Yeah, also by the way, Ascala was gonna go down the driveway. She's blocking them all in. Yeah. Also, by the way, Ascala was going to go look at the closet, but then there was a path. And Ascala was like, did not want to do the path.

And on top of that, she's like, um, when there's actual stable steps and when there's a door, I'll come back because you actually see the staircase. That's there's an actual staircase. Just in the back, it looked like a sculpture. It just, I think I, in this case, I think a scholar was very warranted to just be like, I'm going to hold back. So yeah, it's not the touch to anything. So now it's like, there, it's almost like there was no drama. Cause now Candice is

getting a tour and she's like, Oh, I love these textures. I love this view. Can you be naked here? Oh my God, they can see you. Oh, I love this. And they're like, like, how do we get out of this awful driveway right now? Grace is how we do it. Grace is the hero, not the hero you deserve, but the hero that you need. Yeah, the hero you earned can be asked. So they end up having grace go to move the car. And Candace is like wait can Grace drive oh yes she's great this is by the way the most brilliant thing that could happen like that there's like we after having seen all these scenes of

Grace and her driving that it culminates in this moment where she now has to move Candace's car and Candace who just did a song called Drive Backs and it's a very like the the intertwining of a vehicle narrative with this show is just so it's so smart. So Robin gets into the car to help Grace and be her support system. Which actually was so sweet like that was the other thing that I actually really liked about this episode. This is a sort of a weird, but I love that these women just go at it But then in the presence of grace, it's like I like how they kind of all put it aside

And they're like their motherly qualities come out. Did you notice that like as grace is walking up the hill They were like Karen was smiling at her like oh go ahead We're all cheering you on you can back out of car and surely won't scrape anything and crash anything and time I got a hill you can do it grace Yeah, I had sure enough graces like Go straight go straight I am going straight no, you're not But I am I'm going straight no, you're not which one I break which ones the gas What a left is the gas?

What's the break what should I break? No, we're going down the hill! Should I stop the car? Yes! And she ends up scraping the ram into a rock. And it's all the cows. So everyone leaves and just all is like, well, that was a shit show. And the good news is,

Grace did not ruin Candace's car ride. I don't have to buy her a new one because Grace can't drive Candace is she sees the scrape and she's like And that's how the episode ended fun times patoma Such a good show wonderful cast. I feel like by the way Have we really mentioned this that I think Mia has been a fantastic addition to this cast. I think she's been great. I like the perfect chemistry of like self-involved and a little batty and, you know, stirring the floppies.

Yeah, very messy. Very flip floppy. Yeah. So fight with anybody. She's not afraid of anybody, which is fine. And then she soon, she throws salad. Oh my God. I can't wait for the salad throwing. I've been waiting for so long. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for doing here. Join us tonight for take a seat in every Monday night, 7 p.m. 10 p.m. Eastern. And that's on the app green room. And we'll see you guys over there and otherwise we'll see you later with Salt Lake City and tomorrow with below deck Mediterranean Everyone

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