Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy

Episode Date: August 14, 2018

Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: with ridiculous impersonations. Come listen! And don't forget to come see us on tour. Get tix here: watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Everything's going so good. I'm so glad to have you back on this fine Monday. Oh my God, I'm so happy to be back. I missed talking with you, and you're pretty little laugh. Oh, man. If you want to hear about Ben's crews and stuff, go listen to our Patreon bonus. We just finished recording that. Yeah.

And then we're going out of town next week for three shows. We're so excited. We're going to be in West Palm Beach on the 23rd to recap the real housewives of New York reunion episode part one. Yes. And then we will be in Atlanta, hotlanta, two shows in one night. There's an early show and a late show. We haven't decided quite yet what we're recapping there.

So we'll let you know later this week. Yeah. We're going to noodle on that one. The early show is unfortunately sold out, but the late show still has tickets available. So hop on those. I'm so excited. I'm actually really excited for Westpun Beach just because I

Truly am planning on visiting all the iconic Luan destinations And I hope you'll you'll be able to join me because I want to go to the colony I want to go to the I want to go to the dock where the yacht is and I think that's really at me. I the jail let's find the jail I want to take a picture from all of them and you know I feel like it's like you know how again L.A. we have murder tours here where you go and you find our famous people were murdered West Palm Beach should have like the Luan tour where where people were where the Wann was had some moments of her life where the

Lang couldn't murdered somebody in a blackout rage. I mean, it was just the perfect storm. I mean, you know, I looked down and I pick up the keys that fell my wallet and little did I realize the door was open so I just walked in there and I thought, this is my room, even though we're on the fourth floor, my bags won the third floor. Even though I said my bags hadn't been put in my room, but they happened. I mean, would you believe it? Huh, perfect storm.

Uh-huh. Um, and by the way, we have to give a very special birthday shout out to Miss Angelique Serrano. Okay. Happy birthday, Anne's. Speak, okay? Whoa. I can't believe it's your birthday. I hope you're birthday.

You don't get the gift of diarrhea. Okay. You don't get the gift of diarrhea, okay? Leave the girls support other women and if you poop on the floor just blame Sonya, okay? It's a new gift women supporting other women Well, I don't I don't think Angelique has been in the system I would doubt that she's been in jail having balloony thrown at her head like a common animal. Herude Happy birthday sister. Happy birthday. Is there anything else?

We have to show you a t-shirt. Three thing. Oh, well, the Garth t-shirts are friendly. Of course. So if your Southern foreign fans go get those, you can find the links to that and our tickets and all that gets. Oh, God, and of course, my dogs barking, keeping it real professional. Hopefully that's my deodorant that was just delivered. I hope so too, actually, for many different reasons.

Right. Yeah. Just in time, I was like doing that thing where I was digging in the deodorant. I love that random thing you put up on Instagram was like the Bueller movie, the Bueller movie of the summer. Bueller Mia. Bueller Mia, that was, I love that. I don't know.

I don't understand what prompted it, but I loved it. I was in bed playing with apps, basically, because they have a new Photoshop app where you can cut pictures out on your phone, like with your finger. And so you can tell how well it works, because it's like the worst cut out ever. But I was just bored. I didn't want to get out of bed. Oh, well, that's so very good. And I've been singing to be alert because I like to, you know, you have to talk to your dog, people, okay, it's called your son. So I was singing. Bueleur Mio. There he goes again. My, my. And so I just need to be alert.

My poster. You know, speaking of Mama M Mia too, this has nothing to do with Bravo. NBR as they say, not Bravo related, but I wanted to share this with you, Ronnie, because I feel like it's important, and by extension the entire audience, I finally, for the very first time ever, watched Moonstruck, so just- I saw that, did you like it?

I loved it. Oh my God, that movie's so brilliant. I mean, look with that movie, that movie brought us share as an Oscar winner Yeah, did she win an Oscar? Olympia do caucus it also and then Olympia do caucus. I mean it was great I saw I just want everyone to know I'm working towards the color purple. I got moon struck out of the way I'm working to my my the movies of the 80s that I have not seen. Yeah, they're totally the same thing. Yeah, I feel it's probably the same.

Probably will have the same sort of emotional reaction, I think, to, you know, color purple. Anyway, why don't we talk some bravo, shall we? Because I haven't been able to talk bravo in like a week and a half and I need to talk bravo. Yes, Ray Sonny was here last week for Real House was a Potomac. So if you want to get a recap of the finale and you didn't hear it yet, the season finale, Ray is hit, Larry, use. So thank you for coming on and doing that last week, girl. I'm so glad that Ray was able to come on the show because she is so funny in

person and like perfect combination. And we have to have her on. Yeah, she was so many times. I mean, you had a great, honestly, you had a great like, yeah, everybody's aim was really, really fantastic, really funny. So I'll thank them day by day as we go through their shows.

So I don't like a huge list. So here we are at the real house as a Potomac reunion part one people are asking how many parts I'm assuming three I'm assuming three also Because they had a Longer season they had an 18 episode season, which is like a quarter So that was a good season and this is the first season I think where they had like true good buzz and I mean even Andy said at the beginning He was like it's a breakout season or breakthrough season. And I thought, by

the way, just a macro note, I thought this reunion episode was hilarious. Oh my God, I was cracking up. It was so good. And even it ends so sadly. And even then, it's like hard not to laugh, even though you're feeling, you know, it's like I feel for Karen, because that really is sad. But God, she has a funny way of just being so caring. She's like hard not to laugh even though you're feeling you know It's like I feel for Karen cuz that really is sad but god she has a funny way of just Being so Karen She's like in a wedding dress. Okay. She's literally wearing Madonna's dress that she like humped the floor with at the VMAs in Yeah, so two hours before the reunion begins and he's like Hi, we're bad.

Hey, here we go. We're gonna have a prep conference today. Here we go. Fun times. Fun times. He's like going around to everyone's dressing room being like, oh, Jazelle, ponytail. Whoa, I dream of Jazelle.

Karen, I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. I was like, just seems to be right. Just like, it's not funny that her dad died. It was funny that there's all of a sudden, he's like, hey, hey, hey, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I'd removed his well and your dad died. He still has that. And then Karen even is funny at that part.

Because her parents just died, which is of course heartbreaking and sad. And she's like, well, we lost him Monday and I came to slay bitches on Tuesday. Mmm. Mmm. Security. They're going to need it because I'm slaying. So then they all sit down on the couch. You know, it's all that's all that pre-show. Like, oh my god, it's a reunion.

It's behind the stage and people sitting on couches and people on the crew being like, three, two, one, let's go. And kind of like, who walked away with my bottle of water. Who did that Matt? Was it you? Some of my bottle of water and Jiselle says anti this is the re yeah, can you believe it? It's three like that's that's talked to Orange County who's a 13 okay? Just I'll calm down over there with If you're wicked dress and you're bejeweled. There are some heft the cast was doing some weird things with their necks, okay. Candace had like some sort of like, I think it was Chanel, I can tell.

Some sort of like, jule-d choker that was across her neck. And then Monique had something on her neck. It was a little more sort of, I guess it was like maybe, it was sort of like slightly African inspired, I guess. I don't know enough about fashion or African fashion, even to really say that. And then Jacelle had this green thing that would look like two ropes tied around her neck.

I was like, do all these women, are their heads not attached? Is this like one of that horror story where if you take off the thing, their head's gonna come rolling off? Yeah, like Red Scarf on the York. Yeah. Like their heads will just fall off. Their fashion choice is I think they mostly looked pretty cute but man and I know I'm it I'm I hate on just that all the time but come on.

You have a makeup line. Why do you look like the prize in the middle of a Willy Wonka bar? Like why? Yeah her dress I wasn't feeling but I, the dress I really couldn't stand was Candace's. She looked like she was wearing a stripe, okay. It was like just like yellow and like perforated. And I don't know.

It was not looking. Candace was not looking, I mean, Candace was looking worse for the wear. I think she took the season very personally. And if anybody follows these wenches on the social media, man, she really goes after people on there. Well, if anything, this reunion showed us that she has a lot of spark. And we saw at certain points of the season, but it's a shame that she just, you know, she, she went with this whole wedding storyline, which was just no one, you're too new, no one cares about your engagement.

We've seen this before on the show as many, many times and yours is not any more interesting. And so we got a lot of her, me, my mom, and then she dabs her eyes. Like the Candace that I liked was the one who was fighting the sherees in that bust to Nemacolin, okay? Yes. I mean, I don't give a shit about your wedding if I've known you for 20 years. I'm certainly not going to care about Candace's marrying a deadbeat wedding. Exactly. Like I don't care. That being said, she did get married this weekend. Yeah, good for her. That we didn't get pictures of the ceiling, so I don't know what was hanging from it yet. Yeah, I'm gonna like reserve judgment and I see some solid ceiling photos. But I'm hoping that Chris's kid got some child support instead of Candace getting some

roses on a ceiling, but I guess time will fail. Yeah, I guess we'll see. I mean, they're both like valuable things, food, you know, roses and the ceiling that will last. A few hours. Yeah, he's like, eat the flyer, kid. Yeah. Eat the flyer. But, you know, Candace was, I mean, she was, she was definitely barking a lot this episode

and I'm like, it's a shame. It's a shame she did not let that out more this season because if she did, she would have been in worthwhile addition, but I think she's just too much of an afterthought even when she's too much of a friend of type you know. Well now she's coming I mean she's coming back there already shooting the next season. So yeah they shot this wedding. I read it from Cindy C on the CC. They were shooting this for the show. So wow. I guess she's back. So we'll see second year second season flower., second, second flower. Believe in the best. She could be a real strong second, you know, second season person. You know, some people do need that first season to sort of,

you know, get the nice stuff out and then let that much flower bloom, you know. Yeah. And I believe in Dorothy. I think Dorothy is going to be the real star of season two. When she's watched Candice talk shit about her all year and then she's gonna put her foot down all back. Oh God is that the mom Dorothy? Uh-huh. Candace, why are you making fun of me? That's Dorothy, I love her. So anyway, Monique is pregnant also we should mention. She's five months pregnant, so there's that. Yeah, and he's like how far along are you? She's like five bottles He's like hi everybody hi canvas. She goes oh hi, Andy and you look great. You're all Matt Like his face is all mad about I should mention by the way that on this this little cruise that I went went I was taking a tour somewhere one of the one of the cities But they're on one of the tours was like I know over here

This is where people make essential oils and I was like oh my god I hate that I'm thinking about Monique right now in the middle of this beautiful tour Essential oils So he says Hi to sell do you think we're gonna get answers? And she's like, uh, yes, but no, why? I like how her answer was in fact not an answer. Yes, it's very to sell. And then Ashley tells us she's visited or she just had her 30th birthday and she's like I fucked an 90 year old to celebrate. Boutam. Yeah.

She probably thought she was going to a restaurant. She's like, oh, Boutam. By the way, I want to say that I, since my action voice is so janky and doesn't sound anything like her, I actually made an effort to practice her voice like 30 minutes ago. Or, or a minute ago. You did? I did. And now it's all gone

on because now I'm like oh I'm actually this is my Ashley voice which doesn't have anything like her it's all gone it's all gone I've never done an Ashley voice your sounds better than mine mine is like literally it's like a child doing drag you know oh I'm a girl I talk like this so you're imitating me it's a child I'm imitating me as a child. I'm imitating me as a child, unfortunately. So Andy gives Robinson shade. He's like, so Juan is a quote unquote coaching today. Do we believe that excuse? He's like, yeah, no, he really is. He just saw him. He was coaching fourth graders. Yeah, he really was. Yeah, he just didn't want to come last year because everybody was gonna drag him.

I just like you're gonna try to do that everybody else's has been. You know, I can't with Robin. You don't get to just get Susan Powder's haircut and then show up and tell everybody he breathed and moved. Fuck off, lady. Stalking sanity. Yeah. You know, I- I know what makes you fat fat Yeah, I'm gonna invest in fat now, but you know the thing is this Robin I you know, I think the short hair looks good But I did not like how it looked at the reunion if that makes sense. I think in general. It's a good haircut, but I Thought it looked a little I thought it looked a little

I don't know. Well was not working for me. The lighting wasn't really working because Jacelle has given Robinson a for True Hue, which is, they both look like leftovers, like they've been wrapped in tin foil and sent out there. And so I think that that wasn't helping because they're very beautiful women. I mean, Jacelle and Robin are both stunning women.

They're stunning. But they didn't, neither one of them look too gray. And then Robin's always made fun of for her reunion fashion, although I liked last year, but this year she's wearing kind of a prom dress thing. That's it. It is covering the decalotelish, if you will.

And so is Ashley. They both look like they're wearing bad prom dresses. I feel like Robin definitely looked like she was about to get out on to my ice rink afterwards like there was There was some like catterina bit going on She's like look I'm doing a triple Last year I could only do a single looks but now I can do a triple They're like well that was a great triple.

Oh, I'm not a real cheater. She just gets out there, just like slowly drifts from one end of the ring to the other and then puts her hands up. Finished. It just lays down and goes to sleep in the middle of it. She's like literally like, like, sometimes I think to myself like why is it called a Lutz you know for such a good for right isn't it a lot like a triple lots uh-huh like for such a like such a graceful beautiful sport where you're just like floating on the ice this ethereal music or beautiful classical masterpieces sort of swimming on on this glacial platform and doing a triple lots It's like definitely a Robin word. Yeah, it's like a neighbor, you know like oh Ronnie are you are you gonna go play over at the

Lutz's house again? It's like a sitcom neighbor. Oh here comes lots. Hey Hey, mr. G mind if I grab some mail. Oh, Lutz Actually, it was named after someone's neighbor. He was an Austrian skater named Alois Lutz He was alive from 1899 to 1918. Okay. Oh, that's a short life. Hey, Ronnie You're gonna go play with a you're gonna go over and do a triple freedman. Come on So why he invented doing a he even did it doing a jump in the air and figure skating mr. Lutz

Hey, mr. Lutz we got your order in five flowers from Geraldine Geraldine Barton Smith has a romantic Geraldine wason Smith has a romantic crush on the plots. Well Geraldine was a small young little thing. Figure skating fan at the turn of the century. And when he died young, she was forever... Yeah. Just add that to the lore. Yeah, she has very high standards now because like the first person she was in love with came up with a lutz on accident.

Whoa, Joe Dean Parson Smith said if I want to accomplish something in life, I should come up with some sort of jump that is ever remembered in every single Olympics. Okay. Mmm. The lutz. That's it. You did the Lutz, huh? Hey, nice Lutz. So next, Andy drags Karen a little bit. He's like, well, look at Karen. Wearing her ring. Nice. How nice of you, Karen.

She's like, well, one of them anyway. I've got lots of rings, man. It's like, no, just because you've got one from a vending machine and it's made of candy does not count as wettering I don't know why I'm gonna take her down a pig Because you know all of that is cost to okay. It's caring for crazy and they're acting like they showed her coming out of her fancy car at the beginning And it just reminds me of Doreet and PK in my imaginary scene where they went to the Hertz dealership to get their big brown shit sting car.

I will say one of the things that really kept me going when I was far removed from Bravo over the past week and a half was Dereet's Instagram because she's been posting these photos where she looks like like an insect being drawn to a bug's apper. She just has this look in her eyes like, ah, ah, I'm being drawn to the light. Bec, ah, ah, ah. Because you know she probably has stuck her finger into a bug's apper many times.

Bec, bec, just watch me. The dishwasher's not working. Let me press it on again. Yeah, she thinks it's like a hair accessory So can this okay, let's see here Andy coaching Andy wearing your ring So he starts with Karen. He's like sell Karen There was a lot of doubt about you where you were living why you wear tutus Why your lips are always person on their own while your mouth is closed and she's like

well, I love Robin, but it's gone a bit too far this dragging in this time to put it all to rest today and I just can't wait to get my side of the story out of it. Another press conference coming right up. Yeah, I just love that she's sitting on that humongous tutu and it's like it doesn't know how to sit behind her at the tutu. It's like she's sitting on the white swan. Yeah, the black swan personality coming out and trying to stack all the white swan

personality. She's the camera and just looking at paintings that are talking to her from around the room. Hello, this is Lisa Rina. We have an ad coming up, so you better listen to it, baby. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the hosts of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Disantel.

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which is Ash. Kern Hooghr, which if you remember correctly, I made fun of Robin for coming up with such a stupid name for Karen. And then now I cannot stop saying Kern Hooghr all the time. I know it's like when I got mad at Heather Dubrow for saying champs because champers like that. I've always said champers And I hated her for saying champs and now I'm like I write it down with champs and every time I do it my fingers kind of like sees up like

My fingers are in claw hands. Yeah To a brief eight jampers to chips. That's what we do at Orange County So and we come back from the clip and Andy's like so little Karen that guy hand it to you Well, I saw I actually coming down in your wig. I thought all hell was gonna break out and Ashley who's just ready to scream and yell at everybody for no reason today is like well her laugh is so strong I'm not really even sure that was real I'm not sure that was real laughter and Karen says that's how we laugh in my family I'm sorry it took three years to come out but there it is as a true five-setting she's out of the laugh closet I'm

okay with the fake laugh, you know? Like if someone laughs that fake and falls behind a pool table, I'm like, okay, my job here is done. I did a good job. I don't care if it's fake. So, Renata from like Des Moines asked why Karen stores her wig in a plastic bag instead of on a wig head, which by the way, I'm intrigued by if you were traveling with wigs, do you have to pack the heads also?

No, you put them in a fucking plastic bag. I guess you would take one head. Well, these ladies take 20 pieces of luggage, so maybe they would, but if you've got multiple Wigs like Karen, you can't just take cases of heads. We do that. I mean, I would never use my valuable baggage space with a bunch of mannequin heads, but I don't know, I don't have wigs So a Karen's like, well, I love myself a good deal. It was a Walmart bag. You know, I just love that That smiley face on on Walmart is such a handsome gentleman. He's a good man that smiley face the price chopper man Mr. Lutz always gets me good, dear. Is that Walmart?

You know what she says? That wig was from Walmart? No, but the bag it was. The bag it was in was. And you know I love a bargain. You took that bag out of Walmart, back out of a Louis, okay? To lose money, you got to make money. And meant to make money, you got to go to Walmart. go to Walmart and then lose money small. I missed a lot So then and he's like money cuz an alcoholic let's watch the clip. Yeah, well, you know it was fun

Well actually before that though He got Lawrence from Atlanta, which by the way, I was like is this Miss Lawrence cuz I kind of believe it is Miss Lawrence Lawrence from Atlanta asks what Air Force does Candice walk through where she's recognized? She's like, um, actually it happens a lot. Like I absolutely get recognized. I like DCI and LAX and JFK and MCI and PPO and HMO and DMV and ODB and UTI and DNR, RBG, RIP. ATT. You know me.

I like to use said UTI. I'm sorry to tell you, ma'am, you have a UTI. It's named Candy Ass. I was at UTI at International Airport and yes, I was recognized drinking some prembarages. And Andy seems to blatantly hate this cast. Yeah. Which I'm here for, you know, because I like when Andy's catty, or he's like, well, the old Zuer's bet, I never heard of Miss United States before.

And she says, like, good question, not Andy. Just trying to be the Bethany of this where she's like the other host Yeah, and you need to just sit down. Okay cover up your bedazzled legs By the way side note since we brought up Bethany We do we should mention by the way sort of totally bring this down. Yeah, thanks a lot I know sorry, but there's crazy news that Bethany's boyfriend Dennis died of an overdose over the weekend Which is I know so sad and crazy so that's it. All right. Well, thanks to everybody for listening I just felt like we have to mention we have to acknowledge that it happened

I think we're a bravo podcast for crying. You have me have some respect I mean what better time to RIP somebody in the middle of a candy ass airport fight Well, I wasn't the airport when I heard about it So yeah, so you were saying and he was like I had never heard of Miss United States and just I was like good question Yeah, and Candace says well the pageant world is small so if you're plugged into that because so people are plugged into the passion world at the airport It's like oh Andy you are shady yeah You know Candace was like doing everything in her power and not to reach down for something to dab her eyes She's like she's like don't dab yet. It's who we're just our dabbing don't dab

Candace is just that kind of girl that thinks everybody's recognizing her. Like if a waiter comes up, they're like, Hi, how are you today? Thank you. Good. Like they don't know you. Okay, they have to ask you that. She's like, I mean, everywhere I go, it's like they're like, Oh my God, can I get your autograph? I'm like, no, that's TSA asking for your passport.

Yeah, the waitress just asked you to sign the check at the end. Okay. That's what you do on credit card slips. You don't. You're just showing a boarding pass to the gate agent. So now we get to Monix and alcohol. Yeah. Monix and alcohol.

Just pregnant. Pregnant alcohol, like everybody, three cheers. So we get the clip of where everybody's pretending that they're only talking out of concern, right? Robyn's like, I'm a little concerned about Monique. And then Ashley, make no mistake. I've made no mistake. She knows that she just got caught. Yeah. Now, I mean, Monique really needs to chill out because she did have martinis before she crashed her car. And that has never been disputed. So the thing is, she just needs to quietly step away and not give this fight anymore

fire because the truth is when Ashley was mentioning the martinis in that Jeep, it was like a pretty normal thing to say. Like if I knew someone who drank either two or four martinis and then they crashed their car, I think I wouldn't, I can imagine myself talking to other friends and be like, yeah, she drank a few martinis before she crashed. There may be an issue. Like that's a pretty normal thing to say to some friends.

That's not a shady gossipy thing to say. If you ask me. Yeah, and the more you deny, the more people call you a drunk. I mean, look at Durinda on New York. Durinda has made it all these years where people are like, oh, a drunk Durinda is fun. But now that she's denying that she's a drunk

on every interview she could, like she will not take any responsibility for anything and now suddenly the tide has turned to, I'm worried about Durinda. Yeah, you know. Exactly. Durinda has actually really been, I feel like she's gotten off brand. I mean, the fact that she is like not, doesn't feel bad at all,

that what she said to Lohan, and all Lohan said was, oh, she's turning. Like, if you are someone who has a history of turning, then if someone says, oh, she's turning, guess what? That's because of your behavior, Jorinda, and I love you, Jorinda. But you guess what? That's because of your behavior during the, and I love you, but during the, but you're like, hell of wrong in the situation if you ask me. Yeah, totally. Take some response.

Yeah. I'm not saying she has to go to rehab, but like her, sorry, because I didn't get to weigh in on any of this, you know, but like her reaction was so, like above and beyond whatever judgment she thought Luann was passing on her, which maybe there was some judgment, but honestly, like I hate that.

If you're like a sloppy drunk, you know, sorry, you've earned the judgment, sorry. Like if you're always sloppy and you're the one who always has to apologize to people the next day and someone says something that may be like a little loaded That's on you. You've actually created that situation. It's not on Lou Yeah agreed and as a darinda I Will say I fully agree with that, you know when you go too far and if the next day someone's like Ronnie

That was really rude and offensive and I don't like when you get like that I'm not gonna be like no it wasn't stop calling me a drunk. I have to say, okay, sorry. I'll drink one less next time and go from there. I mean, baby, baby shots. Yeah. It'll take baby shots. Yeah. Okay, good. Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.

So then this is argument about what is alcohol or whatever, because Andy said, oh, I know that you were real worried about the blowback you got from that. And she said, well, I know that you were really worried about the blowback you got from that. And she said, well, you know, I sure did, Andy, because people were coming on and commenting and saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's why I had my miscarriage. And that is so rude. And people on the internet are fucking monsters.

But at the same time, does everyone get to come complain about every mean thing that said about that about the internet? Because we'll be here all day Yeah You know and to blame Ashley for that is not fair You were the one who drank four martinis and then drove We all came to that conclusion before Ashley even weighed in okay the moment you told us That you had two martinis at lunch and then you were driving home and just got so tired that you had two markings at lunch, and then you were driving home and just got so tired that you crashed into a small tree.

You passed out and crashed into a small tree, which woke you up before you hit a big tree. We were all like, you were drunk driving. Like we do not need Ashley, okay? Ashley just gave, filled in some details, but we were already there, Monique. This was, you can't blame Ashley for this, I'm sorry. Also your boo pad is sticking out. It was out it was you see it was like poking out all that effort made on her

hair and the boot pad is yeah whatever you call that is it a boot pad whatever it is is something I think to cover her like nip maybe or I don't know what it was but there's a little circle thing popping out and I was like yeah I don't know no I don't know I don't know maybe to don't know. Maybe she gets dressed over next time. And I get what she's saying. She's mad that her friends are making, you know, calling her out for being an alcoholic instead of just like being supportive and being like, okay, you know, you were tired and exhausted.

But this is the messiest. This is, I would say in the top three of messiest housewives shows on. So you can't really expect that. Yeah. And all the sudden, Andy says, so do you regret? Yeah, also drunk driving. And Andy says, so you regret how many drinks, saying how many drinks she had. And she's like, it wasn't me saying it, it was her drinking

it, which I think is a good point, which we agree with, obviously. Yeah. I am so exhausted. I just want to go on a girls trip. And you know what? I'm also hearing a sick of hearing about how exhausted you are. Yeah, okay.

You're a gazillion. You also are self-proclaimed, not lazy mom. So I don't want to hear about you being exhausted because you're really proud of being not lazy. Yeah, I'm not my argument makes any sense. If I'm not allowed to do it. I'm going to leave into it because as a podcaster, I have that right to just say bullshit. Yeah, and it any sense. I'm going to leave him into it. I'm going to leave him into it because as a podcaster, I have that right to just say bullshit.

Yeah, and it's bullshit. And so then it then Andy as Ashley, he's like, well, every time we film you, you've got a corona in your hand. And she's like, I like corona lights. And if I had a corona light in my hand when I got, when I crashed into a small baby tree that had just been born to his big mother tree. I would have the same dialogue against me. Good. I like that answer. It's like I like to drink. I like to drink these and if I crash my car after drinking them, I would also expect people to be like, what's going on? You know? But one of the reasons Monique super pissed is because

Ashley went on watch what happens live and said that she had to sit there for half an hour in some parking garage Waiting to see if Lonnie was okay. Oh, it was oh, I just over up. I didn't know I was I said it was parking lot Bethesda What what do you say? I was like what's happening in this parking lot in Bethesda because I said I said not parking lot in Bethesda Like okay, I guess I produced something. Yeah. Well she actually could have got You know, if you if you're drunk and you sit in your car and are like I'm just gonna pull over and sit here

And wait till I sober up or even if you're like even if your car is like parking you go and you sit down Just and like nap to sober up. You think you can still actually get a DIY because it's like Here you can and now lay you can yeah, you're not allowed to know are you have a couple you over they don't know like they don't know if you've just been sleeping for they all they know is that you're drunk and behind the wheel even if it's stationary yeah so she basically she was drunk so yeah so Monique is a mad because she's like she's like well, you know all the sun You have this story that you waited for 30 30 minutes So we're up or whatever and but we didn't hear about this until watch happens live

Which is the implications that Ashley's lying to like back up her story and she's like well no one asked me about it and know it and Whether it's anyone asked about or not like Monika still about it and know it and whether it's anyone asked about it or not like money you still crashed your car after drinking at least two margin is okay that's like hello headlines so Jiselle was like looking back at it two drinks four drinks who cares I'm like well there's actually a huge difference between four margin is and two margin is so I think you care because you mentioned it a whole lot this season you ask. Yeah, so now just like you know She's like Monika you are great. You were defensive. You're very defensive and even Andy's like yeah You're being crazy defensive like what's up with that? It's almost as if people are suggesting that you're unfit to be a mother on a

Kind of your alcohol drinking. What's up with that defensiveness? Yeah. And she goes, hold on, hold on. No, you wouldn't do what to these ladies, because Monique's answer was, I wouldn't do that to these ladies. They're my friends. And she's like, you wouldn't do what to these ladies will get to it. We'll get to it. You're not hosting this show. And what did she do to you, except not give you a first class ticket after she's already taken you to France? You jackass. Exactly. So then it's like, so Andy asks Karen what's her take on it and Karen's like,

well, I think that Ashley's a potster and she's like, oh, should Karen really be answering this? There's like, actually, you be quiet. And then we learned that, well, maybe we already knew, but I had forgotten. I Karen had to do why herself, which Jezele is happy to bring up. Yeah, Ashley goes, come on, Karen, come on, Karen. She turns into Kurn with some drinks.

And Jacelle says, Oh, I thought she meant because of her DUI. Yeah. I'm just like, oh, I forgot about that. Like, they didn't totally sit there and have a pre-game meeting like every house was cast ever. And Karen's response is basically like, well, well, sorry, I'm like doing Jacelle voice.

Like, security, I may have to own up to that, the DUI, sorry, I'm like doing just all the words. She's like, security, I may have to own up to that to the DUI, but I don't drink with your raggedy ass. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, yeah, okay. And she gets, you've drunk around me before. She was in a group, Ashley, in a group. I would never drink with you alone, ever, Ashley.

And she goes, well, I wouldn't drink with you alone, because I don't want you to rub off on me, okay? Okay, now you're all 10. Move it along. Yeah. And she goes, I wouldn't drink with you alone, because I don't want you to rub off on me, okay? Okay, now you're all 10. Move it along. Yeah, I like this posturing about who would drink along with you. So then, Renisha from Queens wants to know,

what does not for lazy moms really? What does that even mean? And Monika's like, it's not for lazy moms. And moms aren't lazy, so it's basically for all moms. So just I was like, yeah, yes, but you make it sound like moms are lazy. Yeah. And then it's like, well, only the ones that are lazy will believe that. I'm like, your logic is twisting my brain up right now.

So you're saying if we don't rub essential oils on our babies in our womb and she goes, no, if you go to the site, it's actually about more than just oils and Andy goes, so nobody's been on the website and everyone goes, no, and just all says, I was offended at the name. I was offended. Please, you're moving your mother into your house to help take care of your children. So please let's stop pretending. Well, I don't know. I don't know if that's like laziness. She was offended at the name. Well, I'm just saying you need help. That's not, I don't understand why everybody's

getting so defensive about somebody saying it's not for lazy Bob. How dare you call me lazy? No, what's calling you lazy? She just tried to work NFL into her title. Well, yeah, I don't think it's the best name for a website. It's not smooth. And it's, it does sort of imply that if you don't go to the site, you're lazy and not for lazy moms, like, and I don't understand what, like, well, I think that Robin and

Jizelle and Ashley refusing to go to the site is kind of lazy. So let's be honest. We've got Jizelle and Robin who are being lazy moms, because they can't even go to the site to research the things they're gonna use to bash mode. Well, the site is for tips and tricks, and I guess how to be a mother or a lifestyle. And tips or tricks are what's great about a tip or a trick is that it's supposed to make your life easier,

so actually, by going there as a non-lazy mom, you're actually becoming lazier. Yeah, true. Now, as you could drive to the doctor and you could wait in the waiting room and, you know, I have to, like, you know, shuffle around your whole schedule or you can take some essential oils. So. Now I'd like to rescind what I said about just helping Lysia mom because I was reminded in my head that she does make popovers for her children. And that shows effort.

And I will always love a mother that does that. And because of those popovers, we have gone on a popover journey. Thanks to our wonderful friend, Alicia. I mean, is it Lysia or Alicia? I think it's Alicia. Alicia. Alicia. I always, I'm sorry, Alicia. I've always calling you in my head, Alicia. I mean is it Alicia or Alicia? I think it's Alicia Alicia Alicia Alicia. I always I'm sorry Alicia I've always calling you my head Alicia I guess because I just have a thing for Clueless But Alicia Alicia sent us popover pans which was yes. I'm still on my popover journey every once in a while

It's very helpful because my mom once gave me a popover recipe and then like has like seven years ago and then always ask if I if I've made the popovers. So make them they're delicious. So so do you so you got low-buck do not believe in medicine or you one of those people who refuses to vaccinate or take a kid to the doctors and she goes no I just I just try natural methods first. You know, I'll take him to the doctor if they, you know, die or die or like, lose a limb or something. And Ashley comes up to stick up for her out of nowhere. Ashley can't decide what lane she's in for this whole reunion by the way.

Just like you changing her mind. Just like you, Monique, got an afternoon drive. She says, Well, look, neither is better than the other. If it's her choice not to go to the doctor, that's great. What? Well, you know, What an odd thing to stand up for her.

I know. It was, you know, that's what's good about Ashley. You never know. You never really that's just good about Ashley. She never know. You never really know where she is going to. She's just a contrarian, actually. I think whatever, whoever's saying one thing she is going to then take the other side. Yes. So what's up next, the first class fight.

Oh, yeah. And he's like, so just tell, let me get to straight. You're mad because you were taking on a trip, but then when Monique had a chance to upgrade her ticket to first class and paid for it, she didn't get you one. What you did. Well, it was that you're mad because you said you wanted, you and Robin wanted to do your own thing

on this france trip, and then when they went to first class, you got mad, you felt left out. And just I was like, just tell us, just tell us, just tell us. I'm like, just, okay, it's a plane. It's like not that you felt left out. And just I was like, just tell us, just tell us, just tell us. I'm like, just, okay, it's a plane. It's like not that hard to figure out. Like, business class is only so big and first class is like right next to it.

If she's on the other side of the curtain, there's, what else is there to say? Here in this, here in this, here in this. She's like, you were in mid air. She didn't have to bond with you admit air and she paid for first class You could have been happy you're in business class. You could have been happy watching love Simon instead So you can play in the entire time don't you want to watch Pacific Rim uprising? Pacific Rim job that's what Ashley says been does

Didn't you want to watch a quiet place? That's what I could been does. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m movie for two hours now and all I've seen is a girl a call out of a well where's the romance? Where's the ring going missing on the finger then coming back then missing then coming back because I have most So um, uh, so then Monique the question is now about like despite all this Jizzel actually gave you some like really nice advice about Chris in the fight you had before your wedding I'm gonna make like well out of muzzle surprise because I've seen First Lady Jacelle before and she can give really good advice, etc. and all that. And Andy is like, well, do you guys think you guys can be friends some day? And she's like, yeah, I think we could, I think we could be friends. Jacelle's like, I think we could be friends. If she starts owning what she does, it's an apologizing, then sure. She's the worst. She's the worst. Just who's never been wrong about anything ever.

So the next question is candy. Candace. You have to answer a lot of questions about your deadbeat husband. And why does he call him a susbind? What does that mean? I don't know. I don't think I heard him call him. Yeah, it says Suspind. I'm gonna do it that way. Well, the first questions were about Candace. Like, how frustrating was it for Candace trying to relate and connect with the women in France and they weren't taking her seriously. And she starts answering, they cut to Ashley.

And she just started doing like goldfish mouth. She's going to Yeah I'm by the way says been means soon to be husband. Oh everybody. I mean so obvious. I feel like an idiot Yeah, I was just popping her lips and canvas said they were being mean girls They were mean girls and as she goes we can relate to what she's saying, you know like Chris holding your purse and Candace goes there was more to that fight than what you saw Hey said Don't let the show go to your head because you ain't shit. Okay. That's what you didn't hear

This is a truth teller, you know, yes He made me a deadbeat but even a dead beats right twice a day. Oh, sure, that's that's a saying. That's the saying even dead be dead be tell time. It makes sense. Sorry, it just had the asthma cough right into the mic. Oh, it's okay. Listen even deadbeats have asthma cops twice today So then it's like Yeah, so that's why she got so mad because he told her she ain't worth shit and they're like um that's not a That's not a good thing for your

Unsaid assange like oh, we're just brutally honest with each other and that's like one thing that we love about ourselves You know, yeah, we're learning the journey and that's like one thing that we love about ourselves. Yeah, we're learning the journey. So then the thing that Andy's been waiting to talk about, all reigning long, the brown dick. Of course, yeah. And so everyone's like, we're gonna see his brown dick tonight. Yeah.

And Monique goes, no one wants to see a mismatched dick. Don't nobody wants to see a mismatched day. Don't nobody wants to see no mismatched day. So then Andy says, you seem to bring up his race a lot. Why are you always comparing white to black? You're always bringing it up and she says, I'm trying not to see color, Andy. Which is the weirdest response. And then Monique. And then, actually jumps in on her. Which is the weirdest response and the grossy yellow tribe. Yes

And then Ashley jumps in on her About all of this and actually kind of does the same thing doesn't she? I mean not as much I actually don't even remember Candace I don't even remember being that strong or or over the top with her being like that's a white people shit I mean to me I don't know it doesn't like it doesn't mean it doesn't just remember when he jumped off the balcony She's like oh my god. My husband the white one jumping off the balcony, but like to me that was like whatever I don't know. It's like I don't care either. I don't I don't think it's it's not the same like if it was a white person saying

That's a black person shit. That's that's bad because that's language that has been linked and associated with systematic racism. Whereas a black person saying that about white people, it's not linked with any of that. So it's like, yeah, okay. So it was strange to me that I was surprised I should say that Ashley was the one who started chirping up about, like, why do you say about white people? Why are you creating that line? And like, I get it. I actually do get it. I understand like why bring race into the situation that doesn't involve race.

But I also felt like, but you're also kind of making this into way more than it really is. Yeah, it was pretty nitpicking. It's like, have a sense. Have a sense. So I think they're just trying to get Candace

in the first reunion and just be done with it. Yeah. I like Candace's spot She's like you stick your nose your face and your forehead and a lot of places And she goes when have I ever put myself in someone else's situation? What are you talking about which is hilarious and then Monique says well, I mean Candace says what about Monique and her to Ranking check. Oh, you're gonna try one against we're gonna rehash it again says, well, I mean, Candace says, what about Monique and her to ranking? You're going to try to get to rehearse again. Like you live and are bereave to talk about people.

You cannot be reave unless you're talking about other people. She's like always giving a cheer. Exactly. And Ash is like, you sound like pageant patty all the time. That's like, wait, who is pageant patty? Does she know Lutz and can we hang out? Pagant patty, peppermints, like older glimmery sister. Yeah, of the patty family. So, can't be.

So, can't be realized, by the way. Well. I just realized, you know why Lutz sounds like a sitcom character, it's because Lutz was a sitcom character on 30 Rock. Oh, well, there you go. There you go. Lutz. Lutz. Lutz says, Bind, we've learned so much today, guys.

Yeah, so everybody loves that. So Candice is not happy about being called page and page. She's like, you know what? Page and Patty has a national title, so where is yours? Where is yours? And that's just like, I know what? Pageant Patty has a national title, dude. So where is yours? Where is yours? And that's just like, um, I competed in Miss America. You did some off-brand pageant girl. Which is like my favorite type of fight.

Pageant fighting? Oh, this is my favorite part. When it slips into this. Good night, girl. It's not even night, girl. Oh, well, I said good night. But it's daytime. I said good night, girl.

You must be weary. Go to bed. At least the daytime. It's like a good work time fighting, man. We're literally fighting about the time of day now. Yeah. Yeah, great work, page and patty, with a time telling. But don't worry, we're not done with Candace.

And Andy says well Birth of from Bertrando wants to know why you would marry a band Who's comfortable living in a home your mother pays for and she goes she is not paying for that? Well, yes, she's paying for that home for her She's paying but it's an investment home and Chris pays half the rent Yeah, and that's just like that's not a housewife. That's a house daughter So then get us goes and you're a housewife, that's a housedaughter. So then Gennos goes, and you're a house child, be quiet. And Karen's like, oh, good night, ma'am. Good night. Be weary. She's basically putting one of those like birdcage covers over Ash's

head. I bet that would work. Ashu probably just go to sleep. I think it would. I love what Karen does her witch slash. She's like. So Andy says so what percentage of this restaurant does he even own like does he actually own it and actually goes. That's a good question because the chef that I'm fucking get our restaurant owns part of it and we call him part owner so... Actually it's basically turned into a family feud contestant, you know? The one who's all the way at the end of the table who if they're lucky gets to answer one thing so it's like hey what who owns the how much is Chris owns? Good question! Good one! Good! Good!

That's a good one that's going oh okay well you know you can't predict it and canvas is like you overshare with the world and I don't share my details like cat you share every detail with the world okay you're trying to hide it because your mom's paying for it but you already told us your mom's paying for what is the argument yeah well then they get into the real nitty-gritch kind of like of says like, just because you like to share everything but your talk with the world does not mean I want to either and Ash is like you share your man's penis and you're gonna come for me.

Well this is very elevated. Yeah, and Andy's like to be fair, if you all agreed to get your lives ruined on national TV, so. And kind of, yeah, kind of like what's a reality show and I get to be judicious on what I decide to share. So for instance, I want to share the fact that I want to get flowers from the ceiling from my wedding and I think that America is fascinated by that. Do you have a relationship with a sex wife? You should try to resolve that. A mutual,

cordial relationship is all about the kids. I'm like, shut up, Chisel. We've been talking about over there. No one asked you. She's turning into a fortune cookie. Just giving you a shot. Be on time and clean up, grime. That's what I said. People enjoy your company. Things'll work out maybe. Your life is full of many ups and downs, but the road will always be with it. It's like thanks. So is everyone invited to your wedding? The only one not invited is Giselle.

And it's like you even invited Ashley and you guys just called each other twice. Don't remember Bob and they're like yeah but it's like said with love you know it's like you know I still love her at the end of the day and Candace is like yeah you know like I'm more uptight I'm just more easy going and like I can look past all her messiness all her Flagrant messy messy messiness Cuz I know there's a good person deep down in there deep deep deep deep down there

Thank you. That's my side appreciate that. Okay, weird is so Candice based Andy keeps pressing on whether she's gonna invite just L and she's like I don't want to invite anyone where they don't want to be Yeah, I can't just basically like listen I was only allowed back for a second season if I agree not to invite jacelle's that way we have a storyline for the whole season Okay, so I'm not inviting her So Andy says uh could someone get robbing off the floor the nap time I hurt myself doing the lots You like that was not a lot that was you sitting on your ass and pushing yourself across the ice

But I said lots every single time What's That Andy says we got Let's let's stay together forever So Andy brings up the McColle Coker and old person and he's like so Remember when you saw that psychic sing Juan react to his guest mom liking you was so sweet Remember when you saw that psychic sing one react to his ghost mom liking you was so sweet. She's like, we're doing great Andy like this here We're really focusing on our family instead of just us. We're focusing on our family And he says you've been saying this for like three years now

Andy was not playing Andy was just like I'm gonna call it all your shit Yeah, Andy was not in a very good mood today I don't think he wanted to be here and I loved it I hope he stays miserable for every We can think that was hilarious He's like so I mean Robin It was nice. We had a meeting and everything by the way Chris's dick medium or large or meeting medium. Okay. So anyway, it was nice. Yeah that meeting

But he could have just googled you guys and I was like no Because I never said the name of the guy who jumped off the bridge that meeting but he could have just Googled you guys and I was like no because I never said the name of the guy who jumped off the bridge so he couldn't have Googled that yeah you could go who'd be frauded Robin from Real Housewives of Potomac you dope well we only have dial up so I don't really understand the internet so let's see the question I think my keyboard is going crazy. Okay. I wrote, I tried dictating, yeah.

Okay, I got it. I can explain. Oh, dictating Siri. So a lady writes in is like, hey, because this is the Robin Error section, but part of the Robin section is this, the dueling charity thing, and the fact that Karen committed to Robin and then backed out and she said that when Robinson then when she said yeah, yes, I'll be there. She meant

to she said that she dictated yay and it came out as yes. And so Lady Ryzen is like, hi, I just want to say that I dictated yes into Siri or yay into Siri like several times and Siri never got it wrong. Can you just admit that you wanted to hang out with which socialites instead of Robin? And Karen goes, Well everyone here knows I dictated. Hmm. Everyone knows I dictated to Siri. That's how I live my life.

Siri, Siri, call security. Security, look, it said yes. It said yes. I said security, it said yes. There everyone, the truth is out. I dictated to Siri. There it is. The truth everyone, there it is. Oh, feels good to get that off my chest. I take take to see read I don't have an assistant

I just have Siri. Well, it was Jizelle who was the one who told Robin I didn't want to go and just I never said that and just I said you said dang I said I would go to robins. Listen, I'm just like Mariah Carey singing Jackson 5 songs. I said I'll be there, I'll be there. I was willing to cut myself in half to be at both events, cut myself in half. I was like, David, King Solomon's child, cut me in half. I'll be wherever you need me, cut every every limb put me at every single party in DC

You get my thumb you get my leg cut me in our all quarters, but no you made me choose Yeah, and her point is like you both have events on the same day So that's your fucking problem, you know, and then Robin's like will we all receive to see the same email invite from that Organization to go on the red carpet. It's not like it was unique to Monique. No, she said not like it was special to Monique. Oh, yeah, it was special. It was special. It was like, you know, drinking five martini special.

And Andy says, well, what she's saying is she was willing to use a different word. Okay. Now you're a elegant Annie. So question, I didn't get it. Oh, I think it's the issue with the meme. Oh, God, we're talking about Robin's fucking meme last year where she was being an asshole and fanning herself. She's still mad about it.

Well, yeah, because I actually still don't believe that meme was being used to make fun of Robin. I think that meme was being used to illustrate a joke. And like the fact that Robin was like, oh, you were making fun of me with a meme. It's like, that's not how the internet works. That's not what it was Robin. Like that's not like. So then it was the whole thing about, you know,

rehashing this whole thing where Monex said that Jacelle controls Robin and Robyn's like, no she doesn't control me. Why are you making, she's like I was making, I was being mean to Jacelle and not to you. She was like, no, but you were making me make it sound like I'm controlled. I mean, I'm in control. I'm in the fan page from my brother.

Mm. And Jacelle's like, say it louder. I'm not being controlled. Good girl. Good girl. Ha, ha, ha. So you said I was beneath everyone on the couch. And she's like, I just said that Jacelle

only likes people beneath her with moneaks arguments are hilarious because she just copies what they said but she doesn't deny anything she just says it in a very defensive way you know like you did say she was beneath everyone you weren't necessarily wrong or that she was beneath jazel and jazel saw her as like a weaker person to control which i see right exactly so exactly. So Andy's like, well, you know, your fan page is an extension of you. She's like, no, it's not.

She's like, well, but your brother runs it. Like, if my sister were running a fan page from all the real house, I was like, I work with her, I'd be like, hey, you got to cut it out. And I was like, oh, and that will be why we will never be on Watcher Dabben's live as bartenders, right there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, as bartenders right there. Well, hey, we're not as sisters. That's right.

Well, we're his sisters in gayness, I guess. And Monique's like, but he's a grown man. He said, yeah, but what if he trashes you and she goes, he wouldn't do that. And he's like, you can't say it's your brother. It's your page. It's like, it's a fan page. Okay, but now that you put it that way, I really didn't understand that the fan page is offensive

because it's an extension of me. OK, so I didn't understand it. So I guess I'm sorry. Yeah, because Andy was like, maybe if it's pissing up people, then maybe it's not working that well. And he's just like, OK, so Robin, Robin, I just want to say, and she's just like, here's the thing, here's Robin, Robin, you have to apologize, Robin, Robin, I will address it. God, so annoying. Robin can only come up with shit from last year.

I know. Weak. So right now we get to raise taxes. Oh Yes, it's the Karen segment so Andy's like hey, so how much do you know? Which is like well Ray can answer that question when it comes out But it's guess what it's in the rear view mirror and Andy's like well, but you still have to pay Oh, you're right you're right. You're very much right. I guess we do have to pay I guess not the rear view mirror I guess I'm just pretending I'm owning driving where everything in front of me is in the rear view mirror as I'm spinning around hanging a small tree before a big tree Well, I look in the rear view mirror. I see tax problems Monique looks in the rear view mirror And she says she's a homeless person in the tiny tree. What do you want from me Andy?

What do you want from me? Monique looks in the rear view mirror. She sees a stop sign then the sun then the stop sign then the sun then a tree branch So then every time Andy calls her out, she's like, yes, Andy, you ride Andy. You ride Andy. You ride. You ride. You suck up a thing. And then Kim's in used to lie. So, he's like, so wouldn't you think to ask, who is he saying?

Oh, he goes, so if you didn't No, if you don't have joint accounts with Ray But he told you who is going through all this stuff wouldn't you think to ask how it was going a few months later Like how the company's going and she was well, I didn't ask any hmm. You're right And I didn't ask and I have this and he says blind trust Yes blind trust and she's like yes blind trust because I was spoiled and I could have done better Andy there's the truth everyone there it is it's a very simple answer Andy I told Ray I'd like to know all the details about his issues and I said please factor to the home facts and

unfortunately the facts on the fritz so I wasn't able to get the facts in time to understand what's going on. I thought, okay, I'll just wait for the news to break about it. I'll find out that you tell us then. And then until then I'm gonna fire up my polarizer, LazyDisc, and enjoy the afternoon. You know who I'm at about? Not you, Andy. Not you. I'm at about Ray, Andy. But Ray says the Ray way. There's the trees, everyone. Cause an Ira, he's hilarious, is he not? So then she goes, then he brings it to Ashley, like Ashley really

pushing these tax issues. And she goes, Ashley, I love your messy ways, but it wasn't cool to say Ray would drop the soap. Yes, which then leads to discussion of Michael's grinder scandal. And basically Asht is like, you know what, if that were my husband, I would admit it. I really would. And I was like, yeah, I guess you probably would.

She is really like aggressively transparent about everything in her marriage. Yes, he's like, I know what he looks like, make it trust me, I'm scarred for life. And she says, I've opened every chapter of my life to this show and Andy says, a true. True. Yeah, the book that no one asked for. So then Andy's like, then Andy's,

I got a little confusing because there's a lot of crosstalk, but talking about Michael's dick and Andy's like, then Andy's, I got a little confusing because there's a lot of crosstalk, but talking about Michael's dick and Andy's like, S-Caron, so do you know what Michael's dick looks like? Is it like Chris's brown dick, is it big, is it small? I need to know these things, girth, that's important to me also. And she's like, I don't know, I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know, I don't need to know these things. I don't wanna see that, that's the truth, I need that, that's the truth.

Big sock puppet face, I'm that one Andy big sock puppet face. Then she switches over to Robin. She goes, I have to get Robin credit for that day that she spent on the phone with me. And it just goes to show you God has his hands and all things Andy. Which makes no sense. I literally have to give her credit because I called her Collarct and I owe her some money You know God has his hands in all calling cards Andy. I have lunch present this one to Robin I'd like to thank Robin for all her good work on listening to me talk for three hours I also like to thank my daughter Raven. She is the one who connected the handset to the base with the cord, who's

a lovely cord. And I have to thank, of course, AT&T, a wonderful company that makes telecommunications easy for all of us. Um, just as I'll say, well, she called me first, but I didn't answer, which is so bitchy. And the question is, why didn't you believe Karen Robin? And Robin says, well, you know, because like, Juan, like, he's out there and he hears everything. And so when I told him about it, he said he's heard about it and he said it was alive.

So then it was so confused. Because then, you know, what am I going to do? One said it was alive. So poor Robin, like that she cannot on her own. Listen to the Karen's ridiculous story and not think to her. Something does not add up here. She's like, oh wow, boom show. And then she actually said this. She goes, he knows everything. So I thought, maybe I'm being manipulated. Didn't you just say that you can't be manipulated? Didn't you just say that you can't be manipulated? Like the Juzel Cam manipulate you but Karen can come on

So then then I'll talk about the press conference and now Juzel starts really bullshitting and she's like I'm just like Karen when you had the press conference We all just wanted to be there for you while we were there to support you Karen It's like for those t-shirts. I don't think so. Well, yeah, the press conference seemed funny So I thought I'd do a funny t-shirt that was fun and games that'd be hilarious so I thought the press conference was silly so I'm gonna be silly yeah and Karen was like it wasn't silly it was a real press conference CNN was gonna be there and they had to back out for last minute obligation most it could be a real press conference Andy goes if it was if it wasn't supposed to be silly

Then why did you show up in a camo body suit ready for battle and she goes well Andy now let's get to the truth and just off but then she goes and why didn't you have peanuts? I mean give me some peanuts In battle there's no time for peanuts just out. I thought you know that by now security get me some peanuts. Well, that's... Eh, in battle there's no time for peanuts, Jacelle. I thought you'd know that by now. Security, get us some peanuts. Get us some peanuts. I just wanted to see who's my real friend, Maddie. And who would ask the right questions, and who would try and spit it to fake news!

Hey, your peanuts. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. So he goes, look, Karen. Wouldn't you save yourself a lot of grief on this show every season if you just came out with stuff and told people about it And she's like at that time I was doing with And Ray and We just learned that Our tube TV was on the Fritz also and there was no way to replace it It was a tough time for all of us and and he's like, well, what about the viewers though?

Can't you like tell the viewers? Well, viewers, I'm talking to you now. I'm sorry I was late. I have arrived. This is, I mean, I have arrived. I'm like, well, now you're just quoting Candace Le Wann. She's say Le Vee. Am I right?

She's say Le, she's say Le Security. She's say Le Security. Oh my God. So she runs off crying. And let's see. Wait, is this where she runs off crying. And let's see. Well, wait, since where she runs off crying? It's a little like in a little like very shortly. There's like discussion, you know, because because Karen and Jacelle

are getting into it. Cause Karen's saying, Jacelle is not a good friend and Jacelle's like, you don't allow me to be yeah, which is funny when someone is not being a good friend and they blame on the person. And then Karen's response is, well, you should pitch yourself out there more. Yeah, because Karen's like, why don't, like, instead of getting in drag and delivering pizzas, why don't you just call to see how everything's doing? And she's like, oh, I did call and you were like, I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk. And then Karen's like, well, you know, because I was busy bouncing my personal life and raised life and, you

know, also trying to figure out how do I replace a very round screen on a television? How does that work? That's just so. Indoor plumbing. Oh, it just sounds like another nightmare to have to deal with them. So they're basically fighting about being friends. Jacelle is saying that she was reaching out and that Karen wouldn't let her.

And then Karen's saying, if you were a good friend, you would have reached out. But then when you did reach out, I was trying to balance life. So they weren't making sense. And then Karen starts mentioning her dad. And it just makes her break down, which is very sad. So that's when she gets up and she storms off

in her enormous dress. So then after all this fighting, of course, she's Elgo's to comfort her backstage. So it's like, you know, these women, it's like they have such a strange relationship. Yeah, and Karen's like, lalalala lalalala. lalalala lalalala.

She's like, I can't do this, I can't deal with this too soon. And she's like, you are the strongest, battered woman I know, and you can get out there rock and do this. Now, get it together so I can get it you some more. Yeah, exactly. Ememal Andi's out there with the other woman who are like, he's like, um, so she's raw.

And yeah, and that's basically where you left off with Karen breaking down understandably with her. Yeah, glans squad. So sad ending to another wise very, very funny episode. Yeah, God so much fun. So I think there's two more reunions coming up. Our schedule is going to be a little odd this coming two weeks because it's Bravo change of a time. Real Housewives of Dallas is coming back, Shaws is back, so we've got too many shows, so we're gonna be figuring out how to juggle all this stuff

and we'll let you know as we go. But yeah, but we will be, you just say, stay subscribed to our podcast and the episodes will just arrive to you when they're ready. Yeah, we sure love you everybody. Yeah, and definitely go watchrocrapins.com and buy a ticket to our shows. This next week, there's not a lot of time left and I mean, you're going to want to be there, especially in Florida to hear us talk about Real Housewives of New York reunion.

That's going to be astounding. And maybe, you know, Luan wasn't able to attend the reunion, but maybe we'll be able to bring Luan to the New York reunion. Yeah, she wasn't there in real life. Yeah, we'll bring Arvors, maybe we'll bring Arvors. Maybe she'll phone in or something. Yeah, something like that, I'm sure. So anyway, you guys, thanks so much. We'll be back tomorrow to talk about Real Housewives of Orange County.

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