Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Room for Improv-ment

Episode Date: January 4, 2023

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Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is Mr. New Year's himself. It's Ronnie Carram.

Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, happy New Year. Happy New Year. Oh my God. Oh, feels good to be back. Be reunited with my work husband. I got you, we were away from each other for so long. I know we were and a few things have changed since we've been gone.

Okay. I came into the knee ear with a new little scab on my nose. That's from Dr. O'Connor. I believe the iPad on my nose and bed in 2022. So it's just a little reminder of who I was. Also, I'm now a thumb ring person. Okay, got a thumb ring. Wow, look at you.

Because it's the only thing I could find to fit on my hand. Okay, that's what. I'm gonna be a ring person this year. That's it. Everything's totally different. People look at me different. People treat me different. People open the door for me.

They're like, oh my God, it's a ring. And they open the door. You know what though? They would have treated you that way anyway, because Ronnie, a wise woman once said, the ring didn't mean a thing. Anyway, we're back. Things are so exciting around here because tomorrow, today is Tuesday, January 3rd, and tomorrow, January 4th.

We are announcing our new tour dates for 2023. So excited about this tour. It's going to be amazing announcements. Nounsmen is tomorrow. I think do tickets go on sale tomorrow or Friday. I think they may go on sale on Friday. Either way, stay tuned. I don't obviously the announcement is tomorrow, not this moment.

It's going to be amazing. We are going to some new cities. We're going to be going to some cities. We haven't been to in a while. We are going to some new cities. We're going to be going to some cities. We haven't been to in a while. We're going to some of our classic cities. It's going to be excellent. So, though that announcement will be tomorrow, 10 a.m. Pacific. So, just stay tuned to our social media on Twitter. We're at what crap ends on Instagram. We're at watch where crap ends. I'm sure we'll be plasting it everywhere and announcing it on this very own podcast very soon.

But anyway, we are so, so, so, so excited to go beat to be going back on the road. And thank you for everyone's patience. A lot of people have been saying, when you guys going back on the road, so thanks for being patient with us. It's all happening. It's all happening. So, so psyched about that. Also, we have so much content coming up this week.

Wow. We did sort of a catch up of Miami yesterday for the, some of the episodes. Cause the thing is that peacock dropped a million episodes on us right as we're going out on break. So, that was frustrating, but we've been watching. I'm obsessed with this season. We're gonna be recapping.

Another recap will be out later today. We'll be recapping the brand new episode later this week. We got all that stuff. So if you're wondering what's going on with Miami, we are playing catch up and we will be caught up by the end of the week. Yeah, we'll be doing episodes. We'll be just talking a little bit about episode five

and then doing a full episode. No, that's not true. Six. Six. And then we'll do a full recap of seven. Those will be out today. And then this week we'll have a fresh recap of the Thursday episode when it comes back.

So calm down, it's gonna be there. Okay, we know what it was worth it. It's it. It was. It's so good. Also, this is crap as a demand. Hi everyone, hi everyone on Patreon. Patreon.com slash watcher crappins.

Go sign up there. And watch us, not just listen to us us you can see the thumb ring the thumb ring You can see Ronnie's new personality on a thumb right there thumbs up And I think that's like the all the big stuff that I can think of off the top of my head right Ronnie? I think that's like that's everything right today. We're doing Potomac And I guess should we just dive into it? Do I, I don't even remember how to podcast, Ronnie? Like, what am I doing?

Is this work? Potomac. Potomac is season seven, episode 12. It's called a mic drop. And I guess it was referring to Mia doing like a mic drop, where she didn't really drop the mic or reveal anything worthy of a mic drop But you know what? I'll take it. I'll take it. Yeah, because it was Karen playing I believe we played this place in DC, right? Yeah, we did we did you show them there saying I'm the first non-comedium to play First non-comedy to play

the improv. Karen, you're such a damn liar. Okay. But God, the woman can tutor Ron Horn. She's so good for you, self-tutor. I guess you forgot about Resa doing stand up at the improv and Kristen Doedy also. Resa's stand up, bitch be like, there's like a woman in traffic and bitch be like driving slow.

He's in people can't drive in my right. He's like, bitch be like, what's up? I would argue that that was also a non-comedy in at the improv. But it wasn't a non-comedy in at the improv. But it wasn't. Don't forget slayed. Slayed also has famous blurred out anti-vicky bit at the improv too. Um, I was just surprised that there wasn't the first ever crack your bank account. My family has started an empire. Hey fam, we just opened at the joint at the Improv.

It's joint X improv collab. Hey fam. So, um, let's see. Lonnie, I do want to point out something very important happened at the top of this episode. What? Which is that we saw footage of flowers and it not fade to black and white.

Oh my God, the positivity. It's just growing all over the place. Right, new year, new year, new me, new new Potomac. Well, like a three-week candle, like burn slow, never wave on, rain all the time. It's like, what? What's that opening line, me? I can't ever figure out her opening line on this, on the show.

I write it down every week. Yeah, like a three-week, I go wrong. Like a three-week candlelight, fly like an eagle. Like what? Like a three-week candle, we have savings in every aisle from now to Friday. I'm like, are you reading a circular? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. It's a misspelling, but I would go see Karen at somewhere called the improbable.

Yeah, problem. And problem. It's kind of like the mission statement for the entire network improbable. Karen is doing her best to just steal everything from Countess Luan. She is just grafting Countess Luan's entire storyland, including standing by her own poster and taking a photo with it outside the DC improv. I mean, one of Countess Luan's most iconic later season moments

that ever happened was her at her own poster taking photos. So Karen just slowly did the same thing. Yeah, and that's the balls too, because standing next to a completely painted over picture. I mean, I don't even know if it's considered filtered anymore when you have to hire street painters to come actually spray paint a different person over your image. But to stand next to a filtered image of yourself as balls, I got to say, yeah, and let's

not overlook the fact that this is called Karen and friends or LaDomin friends, whatever it is, but it's still literally the Caddus Luan thing. And Caddus Luan's thing is already a ripoff of who knows what, but I just respect Karen so much for having that the ball is just a go for it, you know? Yeah, and you know, to rip off like somebody else's idea is one thing, but to just rip off the idea and then have enough courage to not rip off talent from anybody before sewing up, I'm God bless you. You know? God bless you both of you. I like that she makes a lateral move with her ripping off.

I feel like most people, if you're going to rip off someone, you're going to go to the next year above or several years above and rip off that. I'm surprised Karen did not be like, oh oh it's my new album called Lime Aid. And it's like, hmm, but she's like, no, I'm just gonna just go horizontally to Countess Luan, you know. Hugo Mack, I've been chasing snowstorms. You're a Mack. Don't stop having thoughts about tomorrow.

Tell me untruth, tell me little untruth. I may pitch, I may laugh, I'm a three-wake undercover. So she shows up with Ray and she's like, oh, look, Ray, my poster. And he's like, this is exciting. Ray, get back on the tubes. Okay, you're not supposed to take your own tubes out of your arm. Go home and put your feet up. Okay, so Karen is like, you know, one thing I learned is you know, you just like red getting across the living room

You got a crawl and one thing I've learned about Robin and Jacelle is that you got a crawl before you walk Which is true she also tells him the next installation babe I think she was trying to say like the next iteration or the next chapter or something and I liked her. Next installation, babe. It's an installation. Karen is basically like a performance artist. She's like a full performance artist experience.

She has no idea what the show is, okay? And Arthur does math, really, because I feel like Matt just went to a lot of gay bars and was like, oh my God, you're fabulous. I know a real housewife, show up at this place. You know, and that was it. Right. Yeah, so she's like, well, I'm excited to do my thing and then Ray goes, yeah, whatever that is.

She goes, yes, yes, whatever that is. And Matt, you wanna talk about that? You wanna talk about what my thing is in a bit? She literally goes, yes, whatever my program is. Oh well, I know what my program is. Matt, what's my program? Putting on Fab Latix.

Yes, yes, yes, Fab Latix. And also, getting drag queen. There's a drag, of course, drag queens. Throwing out chicken from the fridge drag queen drag of course throwing out chicken from the fridge yes of course we have a whole second will bring a free chip on the stage of the other chicken vacuuming vacuuming

and the drag queen back in the back now just somebody else back and we have the drag queen back in great producer credit i am db's now can we make sure that the drag we does not come dressed like a lady chicken Because that would be really against my brand So the producer asked Karen so whose idea was all of this yours are matches. Oh my idea make no mistake though Mab is my producer. Thank you. Mab. Thank you producer Yeah, so basically it's all my idea and

Karen's like well, you know the other thing is that it's June 1st and that kicks up Pride Month. Ah, Pride! Ditto doors for everyone, am I right? Not in the shape of chickens. And I love that she says the whole show is ready to go, but then she goes, well, one thing I want to discuss is very important. Mm-hmm.

Love. Are you in it? Are you out of it? Are you on the grinder? Are you not on the grinder? Butt sex or butt cake sex? It's a whole lot of wholeness. It's just a holding cake.

Mm. There's just flying out of me these ideas, flying out. Yeah, clearly she had said to Matt, I want to do a show about love and goes, great, I'm gonna drag queen Okay, and then we're gonna have a musical performance and then we'll talk about grinder and then Ray will come up and he'll show us some dances Okay, but it'll be about love right yeah totally Costco chicken samples

Do they make you horny or just feel dirty because you're eating dirty Surveys like he's like so grinder am I supposed to know what that is? I think I know. Is that, uh, is that considered underground or not? He's like, no, it's above ground, it's an above ground. Have you never heard of a sandwich before, a grinder? Of course, everyone knows that, it's totally legal, right? And he's like, it was rumored, Michael was on the grinder.

Didn't someone say that? Mm-hmm. I like that he's such a supportive husband. He even remembers all of the shitty things that Karen says to people. Like Karen's greatest dizzis, you know. Yeah, she's well your wife said that. That's her idea.

I did. And he's like, so this isn't gonna be a grinder party, is it? And she's like, well, if it turns into a grinder party, I'm okay with that. You gotta be ready. I was like, well, girl, you better be careful what you ask for because I've never been to a grinder party, but I can just, I saw a tweet this weekend that said from a gay guy that said, oh my god,

I lost my shorts in the dark room and had to take a Uber home wearing a jock strap with my shirt wrapped around my waist. I was like, I think that's, that's like basically what I think of a grinder party. Yeah, I'm not invited to those. So, you know, I hope it is a grinder party. It would be nice to see Darby in here. At least once. Like, you don't get to just not be on the season, sir.

Okay, I know we all hate you, but that's the whole point. It's like Cruella not showing up to kill the damn Dalmatians. Someone's gotta kill them. With that Cruella to build, there would be nine million Dalmatians running around the world. I need Michael Darby. Put him on the stake. Without Cruella, it would just be called a large number of Dalmatians of an inconsequential number because no one is requesting an order to make a jacket.

That's true. By the way, Cruella, the remake nice try, but you're not going to tell me that, oh, the real truth is, Cruella is nice. try but you're not gonna tell me that oh the real truth is Croll is nice go fuck yourself movie another not a very current go fuck yourself but I just remembered that I sat through two hours of that so I'm afraid about that okay you can't just say oh my god Croll is so nice no she's not she's an evil bitch she doesn't apologize and the movie shouldn't either how dare you Walt Disney just rolled around in his Dalmatian covered grave yeah and I have to say I I mean, I love Emma Stone, but shouldn't that have been Jessica Lang? And I don't care if it's supposed to be like,

oh, oh, Cruella went she was 20. Jessica Lang can play 20, I don't care. It's called digital stuff. Okay, I just saw a top gun and you're gonna tell me there wasn't CGI on Tom Cruise's face and his body. Okay, they could do it for Jessica Lang. All for the Cruella's Jessica Lang. Thank you very much.

Agreed. If they can make Karen Huger look the way she does on that poster outside the improv, they can make Jessica Lang fit his Cruella at 20. It's the role she was literally born to play. Okay. Like, if you see Jessica Lang, she's like walking a Dalmatian

just to give the people to hit. Like, hmm, any thoughts on casting anyone? You need more crying though, but it's her. Cause she's always like, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, to see? Jessica Lang playing Karen Huber, doing Karen Huber in front in a non-offensive way. No blackface please. Right, just the acting. Yeah, they're based on interpretation.

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reading the story and it's basically like, and that's when the person realized his back had never felt any better. And for free one month membership of the Joint Chiropractic call 1-800-555-HAY-FAM. Good night kids. And then Jessica Rabbit took off her top to stir some on a medium rare steak and said hi And and so mini mouse and and Donald what's Donald dog's girlfriend's name again What Doc

Hi Little known facts mini and these he has share Everything almost including goofy, but they've never done that the end So she's like well gone mad and we can wake up in the morning and do special pancakes Stop trying to reinvent pancakes over there, okay? and we can wake up in the morning and do special pancakes. Stop trying to reinvent pancakes over there, okay? Every housewife we've seen the season makes shit pancakes. That includes you, that includes Lisa from Real Housewives

of Miami, who makes those embarrassing concoctions that she calls pancakes. Just because you shove syrup all over it, does not turn it into a pancake, okay? And someone actually messaged us and said, they think that's the South Beach diet pancake, which is hilarious that that's what you're serving to your children.

God bless you, Miami. Now, let's bother here and over there. Special pancakes to me, it sounds, it sounds like they are either edibles or some sort of, some sort of nefarious thing. It's a really talented pancake. It's like a pancake that can play like violin just by hearing a song. It's like that's how they do it.

It's like the Jessica Lang of pancakes. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Ryan, just me a pancake. All of those possible pancake. I don't get all of you It's like okay, Jessica Lane pancake Call me down It's me

Maybe I've been looking for all of my life Thank you, that was the theme song to touchy Jessica I go walking I have to admit that Okay, patty good, man. Okay, Patsy Klein, Jessica Lang, pancake. Blue skies, nothing but blue skies.

Sorry, that's the song Blue skies. I'm related to my film Blue Sky, for which I won an Oscar. Thank you very much, Jessica Lang. Commercials, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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You look hot, doesn't she gorgon you look hot? Hey, initially pop a open some some Janslom and wine. There's a whole bunch of chatter about opening up some wine. And then like, I think Jacqueline or maybe Mia picks a wine bottle that's like, gentlemen wine. It's like, oh no, don't open up the gentleman wine. That's for the gentleman. And then Jacqueline's like, well, I need a gentleman in my life.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's your cue, Mia, to start the scene. Okay, Mia, start the scene. Okay Mia start it well apparently You do because according to my Jessica length special pancake this morning and everybody else in town My gentleman is here in gentlemen. Yeah, according to you you dip say okay Mia spreading me and Jacqueline spreading all this stuff about themselves and then acting so horrified that people are like wait Are they fucking you? And send you way that you're fucking 30 times

Yeah, and she tells us Jacqueline is like our sister-wife without benefits like a Smoar chocolate marshmallow and Graham cracker on the outside and Gordon's the Graham cracker and like Literally you just mashed together two metaphors and either one of them makes sense on the outside and Gordon's the Graham cracker. And like, literally you just mashed together two metaphors and either one of the main sense on the out. Yeah. A sister wife without the benefits is just a friend. Sister. It's a sister wife.

I mean, I have TLC with the benefit there, okay? I think the term sister wife automatically implies there's no benefit. There's no benefit. According to TLC, like what do you win? Fucking play dough with a wig? Like no, no, there is no winning in this, okay? One has been hard enough. I mean, yeah.

Anyway, point is that's TLC, the scratch. No, I... So, yeah, smore is the am I just grand grand grand grand grand sometimes pancakes. Like keep this woman away from smores or anything that's supposed to taste again. It just metaphors in general. So it's like it's raining pecks and pancakes outside. So you can't even do that right. So they sit down on this they all sit down on the sofa together and like it's like a sectional, a corner sectional and Gordon's sitting on one side, me sitting on another

and Jacqueline's in between. And then they all get like awkward about, or Gordon especially gets awkward about Jacqueline being in between and like closer to him, et cetera. And they're all sort of like, what do we do? Like, how do we start? The scene. He says, she's, wait, okay, she wants me to get,

Jacqueline says, you want me to get close to her? You scared and Gordon's like, well, what's weird is that Jacqueline's in between us. Is that weird? And I don't know what he was doing. It's either he didn't want to be blocked out of the conversation or he was saying like something sexual, like the rumors are, don't you want me not to be sitting

on top of this more or whatever it was. That's what I thought it was, the latter. But then they didn't get it. They didn't get his sexual innuendo, so they're like, What? Are we in sitting on the wrong place? Yeah, where should I sit? Should I sit over there?

Yeah, where is she doing sit? Should we sit, he's like, I meant, but yeah, should we sit there? I'm gonna sit here. Oh my God, we're like two two lights on a surface venture. Okay, Jacqueline right now, I'm going to pretend you're a stack of brochures and I'm just going to arrange you on the sofa to the left, orange, and the right, fam. And he finally gives up. He's like, don't worry about it.

We're fine. The seating's fine. So then Mia is like, a lot of people don't know this, but Jaclyn's mother and my stepmom were best friends in high school. And I found a picture of her mom and my stepmom's whole album. And I find out that it was like 360. I was like, okay, I'm gonna be stuck with you forever So then oh good no just say I just I love that she told that anecdote As if it had really any impacts on anything that that Jacqueline's mom and hers. Don't know my friends at one point Girl you both stir up steak in the same place and we all know it. We're trying to act like there's some yearbook out there

that goes 360. Something was going 360 and it was you, around a pole. And you should be proud of it. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You're the one making it shameful by, like she tells the truth and then she tells all these lies. But the truth was fine. Like nobody cares about, you know, she makes it crazy. So, um, Jacqueline's like, oh, yeah, Jacqueline's like, well, I don't play

with G, you know that, right? She's like, well, I saw you with the podcast. How are you feeling about the podcast? And Jacqueline says, yeah, I mean, it was just so out of left field like Jezelle said she wanted to know about me as past. I mean sure we take showers because we're comfortable together And it's a great view. You know what I mean, and I know you feel the same way. Yeah, okay You're so you're fucking or you take showers me and Ben are very comfortable together. We do not take showers together We don't do that. It's not what something we do. This is just not something you do. Okay, it's, it's weird. Well, I mean, I don't think it's,

I don't think it's weird if they're taking showers together honestly, but what I do think is funny is there's like, this came out of left field as if Mia, when they're driving to the 7-11 to get a big gulp. And my army's like, girl, something funny happened. Actually, like one time, like my boyfriend had a big dick. So I got Jacqueline drying him out.

Like she just like drops these random anecdotes that like no one cares about. Yeah. And then she's like, why do they always want to talk about us? Oh my God, we take a shower by the window while production was downstairs, you know. I know.

And then they tell everybody they like to share a bedroom and they like to take showers together. And then we see a clip of the building, you know, where they were staying, the house that they were staying in. All of the blinds are closed. All of the windows are closed. So they went up to the shower. They opened.

They opened it just when they saw everybody down there just so they can get it. And now they're like, what? How do they know we take showers to go? and it just when they saw everybody down there just so they can get it. And now they're like, Why? How do they know we take showers to go? I'm so weird. It's so, I'm a lengthened. Although actually, that's an accurate metaphor. And then it's just like so out of left hand.

This is so out of left Sally Field. Oh. God, I wish there was a left Sally Field in a right Sally Field, just Sally field in stereo. So there's like brothers and sisters Sally field which is the left Sally field. I don't like that Sally field and there's the right hand Sally field which is the soap dish Sally field which I love and then the main Empress of Sally fields is the steel magnolia Sally field.

I guess that's the head Sally In front of the floor is with two hands in a head That's like the full Voltron Sally field we put all the little pieces together. So um so Jacqueline She's just oh, sorry. So then so they're talking about showers and Gordon's like well I want I want more showers with you Mia Mia. And he's like, well, no, because he showers with lukewarm water and then Gordon gets like really upset. He's like, excuse me, I shower the same hot temperature as you. Like, this is the line for Gordon, apparently, like just clowning him for the temperature of his shower.

And we'll also that he takes up the whole shower, she said. So they're fat shaming him and body temperature shaming him. No, temperature shaming has new for me. Yeah, Gordon, they're not both having sex with you because they want to turn you on. It's like the only way they can have sex around you that turns them on. Take the hint, okay?

Go sit, go sit by a fucking radiator while these two take a shower. And then Jacqueline starts trying to explain it in the way that only guilty people explain things. She's like, well, I mean, actually, like, I mean, it makes sense because we're actually saving water. So it's actually more economical. And we like the heat at the same temperature. So we're just like doing it at the same heat and saving money. So it's like, totally makes sense.

So Mia's like, yeah, all right. So let me tell you what happened. Well, I have too many cocktails into being a charming. And Jack was like, yeah. And they basically were like, did Mia buy your Porsche? And Gordon goes, why are they disrespecting like that? And Jack then goes, I mean, yeah. Like, it's in my name.

Yeah. Did you help me put it down payment on it? Because you knew I was in a difficult position, trying to get out of a bad relationship. And you helped me because you loved me. Sure. Like, I did memorize that cover story. So yes, he bought you the fucking Porsche, yes.

I mean, I think anyone could go down to just tires and see that I have an account with them there for when I got a flat tire one. So clearly I bought the car. So I mean, like, sure, did like Gordon Pay for like 99% of it because I was going to a divorce. And there was a hurricane, and it did bad things to my hair at that time, even though it was in a different state. Sure!

But you know what though? Just tires. Just tires. Yeah, also, what does that mean because I got out of a bad release? I'm sorry you got out of a bad relationship. I guess I'll pick up lunch. I mean, are does that mean? Because I got out of a bad relationship. I'm sorry you got out of a bad relationship. I guess I'll pick up lunch. I mean, are you fucking kidding? You got out of a bad relationship so you need a Porsche?

No, that's not how that works. I would take a shower with Ben before I bottom a Porsche. I'll show you that right now. Thank you. No, I take that as a compliment because that shows that you have good judgment. And if I'm gonna have a work husband, my work husband has to have good judgment.

Here's what you get. First of all, you don't get a car when you get out of a bad relationship, but if you do get a car, I think it's probably like a Subaru to be honest, okay? Yeah, is that some, like, you don't get a Porsche? Yeah, sensible for real drive at all times. That's very empowering to feel like you could be, like, no matter what you're doing, you're always in a four wheel drive, you know? Yeah, that's what you do.

Not a Porsche. Yeah, so you get an upgraded Hyundai for Christ's sake. So then Gordon is like, well, me, I love you. And Jacqueline goes, if you don't love me, me guess, well, I love you, but she loves you. I mean, he loves you, because he loves, I love you. Yeah. And then basically they settle in on that,

all the other girls are jealous, you know? Of course. And that they, they're all jealous, and they're all waiting to find out when Gordon can be their sugar daddy. So, which, yeah, I'm sure everyone is super excited for that in their lives. Yeah, you know, when you're driving,

that's when you really reminisce on the things you've done. You know what I mean? Good and bad, but that's when you really go over your day. There is no car on earth that is worth sitting behind while having, sitting at a stoplight and having the image of Gordon sweaty face above me. Just like, do you know what I'm saying? I will fucking walk, okay? All walk. Yeah, please. So now we have Ashley.

I just won't go. I'm not gonna walk. We all know we're not gonna walk. I just won't go. I just won't go. Okay. So now Ashley is continued to attempt to bring her friend Deborah into the fold.

Continues with this next scene. She meets up with Deborah and two other women. These are her P Y T's pretty young things and they have a group chat to remind themselves that they're all bad bitches. So I imagine a lot of and Lizzo gifts and a lot of like you're a bad bitch. You're a bad bitch. She said I was a bad bitch and then on top of that Lizzo came over and tried to hit on me. Okay, Deborah. Little Megan trainer. Oh my God. Megan has a new song out. I can't talk about this. I can't.

Let me guess. I was guys. I haven't heard it yet. I'm hot. I'm so hot. You can't take it because I'm hot. Oh, yeah. I'm hot. Looks like a 50s beat with Megan trainer insisting that she's hot. Is it that? Yeah. That's pretty much. I don't I don't even remember what the lyrics are, but it is a 50s beat with Megan trainer insisting that she's hot. Is it that? Yeah, that's pretty much. I don't even remember what the lyrics are, but it is a 50s beat and it's definitely heard being like, you thank you on it, but you don't want it. And then I actually was driving in a car with one of my straight male friends and I was like, oh, I can't deal with Megan trainer and he goes, he goes, really? Why not? I go,

this like, if I'm gonna have to listen, I would rather listen to Karla Rae Jepsen. Well, I say that as if it's Badel's in the Karla Rae Jepsen, but the point is this, like, why do we have Meghan Trainor when we could be having Karla Rae Jepsen all the time? All the time. I think that's a fair point.

Thank you. What was his answer? He was like, really? And then I was like, let me play you some Karla Rae Jepsen. And I think I sold him on it, believe it or not. You did, was he like, but Carly瑟eson, like is she gonna say she's hot yet? Because I'm not gonna listen to this

and love it to saw. I'm hot, you can't take it, can you handle this? You can't, because I'm hot. I'm hot. Sorry that Carly瑟eson's musical style takes place 70 years after Meghan Trainor's, but that's, that's what it is. So, I'm the person. 70 years after Meghan Trainor's, but that's what it is.

So, I can't believe that Giselle even came to this little dinner because she hates pretty young women. She hates them. I mean, she's so mean to them on this. So, I mean, all we have to do is go back to season one and look how she treated Ashley. Oh, yeah. She notoriously hates them.

And you know that she's there for some gossip because she's showing up to this thing and actually being nice to everybody. Yeah, because it's not only is it a whole bunch of younger women, but it's also, she's just people that aren't on the show. And so she's like, she's like, I'm just here to get the tea just so I can stir some shit up. So she joins in and they have a lot of chatter about how like oh they're all the pretty young things but just like the pretty hot mama

or something like that. So they're going to do some shots and everything and then we start finding out more about the group and we meet this girl Jewels who is known as for 12 years and she's like yeah I yeah, I remember when, I remember when she and Michael started dating and I was just like keeping an eye out for her, which is her way of saying, like I always thought he was trash, garbage person disgusting. I can't believe she ever married him.

Yeah, what a ringing endorsement, ringing endorsement. She's like, yeah, I remember her posting when they were dating. And I thought to myself, she really needs to just do what's best for her. It's like, yeah, that's... Because you're hot. You're hot. Um, so she sells like, well, I haven't seen you ladies since the Spring Spring charity

power tea in the spring, spring, summer before spring, summer, summer party. Yeah, we need to clear it. Yeah. And Ashley's like, oh my gosh, everyone was pregnant when that party went down and then we see a picture of them being like, we're pretty young pregnant things. Yeah. And then Debra's like, yeah, so this is what happened. Okay.

So I'm at the bar waiting for my drink and then standing there all of a sudden I see Chris and he comes over and he is like, we have to say what's going on on the camera at the same time because they keep cutting to what's really happening in the bar at this time. So she's like, yeah, then all of a sudden I see Chris and Chris, it's like almost running into the camera, just blinking really hard like he's got something in his eye,

he's like, oh, God, fucking camera, what's that, my God, what the fuck? So that's the first shot we get of Chris. And then she's like, and then for like 10 minutes, I'm looking straight ahead. And he's like, you know, you know, when you can send someone besides you just staring at you. And then we see the clip. And he's like still blinking hard bent over the like trying to focus on his phone. And it says beneath him and the Kyron Chris not staring at Deborah.

And then Deborah goes, she's like, I said, I said, hi, I'm Deborah. And he said, hi, I'm Chris. And I say, hey, my husband's name Chris too. And he goes, yeah, that's a very common name. You know, a lot of us, Chris is we're all the same. And I go, oh, oh, so first before we even see what really happened, I'm like, even if we never saw what happened, is this damning evidence of anything

other than just like board banter at a bar? I don't think so. So we've all had this friend. We've all had this friend. You take an Uber somewhere, the Uber driver's like, okay, take that, close the door please. And they're okay, take a get out close to the door, please. And they're like, oh my God, he was totally hitting on me. Did you see that?

Like, I'm in the back. The only way he could see me was to like look in his rearview mirror. He kept looking at it. Oh my God, he wants me. Like, we've all got that friend, you know? It's like he was trying to change lanes. Yeah, exactly. And then your friend is like, I'm hot hot, but no you can't have me.

Oh, so she's like, yeah, you know, you see someone at your side or whatever. So she repeats that conversation. Then we see the conversation and she's like, hi, Chris. My husband's name is Chris and he's like, uh, yeah, that's a pretty common name. I think you Chris will have some goddamn fizzing for my eyes. His name is Chris and he's like, uh, yeah, that's a pretty common name. Think you Chris will have some goddamn fizzing for my eyes. Can't see things. Yeah, I don't like that. He wants me.

Yeah, it's like he wants me. He goes, yeah, it's a pretty common name. And it's totally innocent. He's barely a part of this conversation. Not only is it innocent, but you see how she fully is the initiator of it. Like, he is not trying to stir up a conversation. He's not being flirty about how all Chris's are the same, whatever that means. Like, it's her trying to get the convoy going. So, he's like, so, you never met this man before. And she's like, no. And then Eddie came by.

Happy Eddie. That's what I call him. He comes over all, smiling, and I introduce myself to, and he goes, oh hey, Debra, he was very flirty, and I feel like if I didn't know he was married, I wouldn't have known. And I just see footage of Eddie just doing his normal Eddie thing, just like smiling by the bar, like, hey, what's going on? He's smiled and he said hi. Oh my god, call Gloria Alred, okay?

We've got a major lawsuit coming up. Yeah, she's pathetic. I mean, wow. So did you see the thing she came out with yesterday on her social media, she tried to like come up with a reply to all of this for America. And because they call her a muppet, you know, Candice calls her a Sesame Street character. And so she's like, oh my God, hi, everybody, it's me, Devra. And you know, she's kind of like got like a fly on her nose. Like she's kind of like looking at something on the middle of her face and she's like guys Like it's so crazy like people want to call me a muffin. What what cookie monster? Oh, you have a cookie for me. Thank you Yeah, I mean people want to say I'm a Muppet but oh my god is this Elmo and she's got like hand puppets of the Muppets and It's so awkward and then she's got like this filter on her face

That you know when you move too much the filter goes off of your face So it's like she's got the like non-cross-eyed filter on on and then she's like oh my god Is this cookie monster? Hi cookie monster? And then the filter goes off in her eyes recross. I'm like dad right Deborah, girl, no, no. And Ashley's a terrible human being for making you do this or for even giving you the platform to do this. That poor thing is getting dragged up and down these internet streets. Ashley clearly wrote a dubra into coming down this path. And it was like, there's just no way. The first scene with Devra back several weeks ago,

I actually enjoyed, but then with this, I was like, oh girl, you need to get your hands on me. No, Devra. You're cameras. You're cameras, Devra. And you're going up and going up and going up. It's where the shock is. It's the shock of her hands.

Right next to me, I'm like, did you see two of him? Because your eyes are crossed. Where there are two crises, how many crises did you see two of him? Because your eyes are crossed. Where are two Chris? How many Chris's did you see? This is unreliable testimony. Oh, Deborah, you poor thing. You poor thing, but you did it to yourself. Yeah.

So enjoy the fucking ride, idiot. Commissions. Here comes one right now. So she's like, yeah, so then I introduced myself to this is to happy Eddie, you know happy Eddie, you know happy Eddie that one he said hi to me so I was like yeah, I introduced myself and then he said hi how are you? Oh my god I was like, yeah, I introduced myself and then he said, hi, how are you? Oh my God.

Pragmat. That's why I was pragmat. I didn't even arrive there, Pragmat, but I ended up pragmat. They're a futeable evidence. And then Ashley says that she's only known, Deb, for like 18 months, and but her friends, her like the senior members

of the PYTs all witnessed this, and her friends are not liars. So reading between the lines, that means Ashley is sort of already separating herself like, oh, I've only known her for a year and a half. And also at the same time, it kind of sounds like Ashley and the senior PYT's recruited someone to throw into the lines then, right?

Like they're kind of like, well, none of us want to do this because Ashley's like, hey, can you say this thing about Chris on camera? They'll be really funny, you can be part of the want to do this because Ash is like, hey, can you say this thing about Chris on camera? They'll be really funny. You can find the show and they're like, no, we've seen you on the show. We see how the show operates, but we can find someone for you.

And I think that's what happened, Debra. I think my theory is that Debra just did this herself and Nashory ran with it because Debra just seems like that kind of person. She's delusional. Like to really think those two men were coming on to her. I really think she's that kind of person who like sitting at my desk right now. She'd be like, oh my god, is that your fish? Oh my god, it won't stop staring at me. I'm single. I'm single baby gorgeous. Stop. Oh my god. How did

how did baby gorgeous already get my number? Baby gorgeous is texting me. It's texting me. It's like CVS like first texts. Yeah, your ambient was ready to pick up you know, say oh my god There I'm love with me there. I'm happy. They're trying to keep me ambient CVS and love How is baby gorgeous by the way your sweet fish good Wagon is to see I'm delusional like that. I'm like he loves me swagging his tail at me right now So yeah, I think she's delus and and Ashley jumped on it. And also Ashley says, my friends all saw this and they're not liars, but your friends were nowhere to be seen in this clip.

So yes, they are fucking liars. Yeah. And so Ashley's now trying to do this thing where she's like, she's now trying to sort of reframe this as almost like a public service for Candace. She's like, well, I know, I don't want to be in a hard, a wide-earned situation. Like I was, where your husband che like, what you're trying to conceive. It's

like, but the difference is that like, Michael had years of documented cheating. Like, he felt he was the cartoon character who stepped into the little rope trap in the woods every episode, okay? So the other difference is that you're still with Michael with your pretending to be leaving Michael and all this bullshit. You've not left Michael, you're still living with Michael and you're gonna buy a house with Michael. So stop acting like, oh my god, I just hope she's saved like me. You are not saved, okay? You're still staying with it for your bag, which I actually approve of. I mean, listen, you have to fuck Gollum one time. You should have a new ring every day. That's what I say.

Well, and also, if you think about it, I mean, Ashley was warned about Michael literally for five or six years on this show, and she still looked the other way. So I don't know why I should expect anything else from Candace. This is just sad revenge. This is a sad revenge against Candace storyline. It's just not going anywhere. You know? And the sad thing is, it's Chris. If you, there's enough on Chris already,

you know, there's like the child support stuff. I mean, follow any manager of the W around for a day and you'll probably see enough violations to call him on something, you know? It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, if ABC to be having fun over there. I go there. It's like if ABC fired Madeline Stone

and replaced it with someone like Sophia Bush, it's just a sad revenge. It's not a sad revenge. What we tuned in for. Yeah, a sad revenge. It's not quite right revenge. So then Deb has like, well, did she appreciate, can't just appreciate when you told her,

and she's like, ah, no. So then Deb was like, well, next time I see him, we'll have a longer conversation. And she's all like, well, she's not gonna let you talk to her husband ever. Trust and believe, Deborah, where did you find this idea to Ashley? Come on now, ah. Yeah, I'm actually like, oh no, do I need to have

a conversation with Eddie now? You mean happy Eddie? Happy Eddie the one he said high and That's like yeah, Eddie was much more subdued than Chris. I mean Chris was really oh God he like had his elbow here, but then he kind of moved his elbow over here That was then his elbow kind of moved over was he he trying to elbow fuck you? Was that what was happening? Deb. That was some of the worst piece of evidence that she saw him leading on the bar and leading slowly the elbow was getting closer. I was like, he was just leaning on a bar. He was using it for support.

He was trying to get you to go to the W rooftop. Let's be honest. He just needed numbers. So yeah, so that's that. So then we go, my next note is, stop taking notes at Wendy. Oh yeah, I was like, I can't do this right now. So I just went, I was like, this is the first, or this is like my first day back at work.

I'm not dealing with this right now. Goodbye television. And then I went downstairs and ate some Rice Krispie's treat. So I came back 46 minutes later. There, everybody's updated on my night. Thank you. This has been Watch It Crappens. Well, this was basically a Wendy,

good first of all, good for you, Ronnie. Knowing your limits and your boundaries. I don't wanna hear about your fucking kidney stones. I don't wanna hear about how fucking tired you are. Okay, I don't care. I don't care how tired you are. Go to bed, take a nap, I can't with you.

Yeah, Wendy is getting used to, I'm not working as much, not doing all the things she wants to do. So there's some like home banter stuff about a donut, you know, where Eddie is like, I got you a donut and then the kids are like, you got that for yourself and it was like kids. And then basically Wendy starts talking about Deborah

because in a scene that we didn't really get to see, basically Ashley tells Wendy about Eddie. And Wendy is like, this is bullshit. Like she knows this is bullshit here. She's not even gonna even entertain it this time around So she just like she just rolls her eyes and just laughs it off. Yeah cuz actually say the consensus was with my friends That Eddie came over and they called him happy Eddie and she's like, uh-huh So what was he is you he smiled and she goes yeah

So what was he as you he smiled she goes yeah So Eddie's like okay, so I can't smile anymore. Okay When he's like you smile at everyone. I mean you smile at the dog I mean I wish I could smile with my doctor said I have to just like take it easy right now So it's one last thing off my plate. Yeah, she deals with this in a very good way She's like no one's concerned about Eddie having a conversation He's very happy and why wouldn't he be and she's right. I mean Wendy's gorgeous the smart like why the fuck would he stray with Debra, please someone from Ashley's PYT group who's fucking ringtone is Yeah, when Wendy also she probably sees it's a trap and she already has stuff to deal with

Mia. She knows like you gotta just stay on brand and on message with what your story align is. You can't get sidetracked into this sort of. And they trapped her last year. So she's coming off of a season of being trapped. Yeah. So she's learned.

So not really because the season she didn't, you know, they got her again the season where they made her lose it, you know. so but she still fresh off that trap. Yeah. So you can only trap me a couple times the season, dammit. One trap, please. So listen, my doctor said I've got to lay off all the traps. So now Mia and Jizelle meet up for lunch at one of those, like a healthy place, which means that we have Mia saying, I like to honor the get glowing and green sound

and then everyone then Robin comes in. No one knows how to actually do this restaurant. You know fast casual places are like that where you walk in. You're like, how do I actually do this process? What am I supposed to do? There's always like five columns of things like first, choose your protein. Second, choose your toppings. Third, go back to your protein and decide if that's what you really want. Fourth, other toppings that are different from the second toppings. Fifth, do you want it toasted or thrown out the window?

Six, what type of window do you want it thrown out of? Seven, and what kind of dumpster do you want to catch it? And then just get your number. You're like, huh? Robin knew how. thrown out of seven and what kind of dumpster do you want to catch it and then just get your number. You're like huh? Robin knew how she's just like queen of green smoothie ball and all the conditors. Queen of green. But yeah she's like do I wait here? Do they bring it over?

Because you never do know right you never excuse me and I supposed to wait on you to do you know how long I have worked on this being burrito bowl oh god I hate places that have clever names for their food it's like when you go to what's up like gratitude cafe gratitude oh my god anyone I don't know if anyone's heard of Cafe Gratitude, but it's like, I'll have the, I am enlightened and I'll have a side of the, I am a goddess. Thank you. Can't.

Can I have a side of the Buddha in my toe and a chakra vibe? Thanks. Hi, I'd like to have a fresh bowl of, I know I'm hot, but you're not. What is that anyway? Oh, yeah, we're doing a collab with Megan trainer for part of the menu. And so soon. So then Mia starts telling a fascinating motherhead story.

She's like, so Joshi is saying he was getting pain and he was limping and I'm like did you twist your ankle? I mean, it's like it's my knot. I was like oh my god I'm because he didn't have all compression shorts and they damaged his scroll on a his Scrodom is in pain. That's one of those when you're not a mom that you're like TMI Like do you want me to sit here and talk to you about my scrotum? Okay, it hurts. I have very big thighs. Okay? And my scrotum is just wherever the fuck it wants to go.

Okay, I can't tell it to go where it wants. I can't say we're on a bus now. Hide. You know, it's just like, I don't care. It's warm. I'm coming out. And then before you know it, I have a damaged nut. Now, are you gonna enjoy your Buddha? Is my bitch bowl now?

Are you? You gonna enjoy that? I'm sorry, Ron, I'm just putting in an order and pay postman's for for some my scrotum is beautiful. Okay, send got it. Just got it. The video is just ugly scrotums. It just ugly scrotums like it themselves in the mirror like calling themselves beautiful

The next stuff Like So anyway TMI mom so then Robin's like yeah, Cory's balls have dropped I think a monk can tell and she sells like yeah, I'm glad I'm a girl mom I only have to worry about the time of the month time three Maybe I'm not so lucky Yeah, so then just L is like well so Karen Robin and Ashley and I got together around and Karen was in rare form she said that you got a little jack custodial like exploring huh all right me I can already see my metaphor is going way over your head see jack custodial

he swam in the water water the ocean and he went underwater do you understand me no I'm sorry I'm afraid I can't comment on this. Then we see a clip of Karen in her lunch, and she's, or no, we see a clip of Karen gossiping. She's like, guess what I asked her, and she said they were playing Dr. and nurse, and she looked at Jacqueline's Gucci, huh? And she's like, I think she looked at,

ta, yeah, and me is like, Oh, wait a second. She was like, can you just like look and what's going on here? That's what happened there. And Rob was like, was she a trigger or something? No. And she's like, were there growths?

No, there weren't growths. Did spiders lay eggs there? No, that's real housewives of something. Silly, why don't we even, what's real housewives of Salt Lake Sydney. Why are we with this questioning? Did her vagina fall off of the boat? Then why did you need to flash like Meanwhile, I was gonna get tongues. I was gonna get tongues, too Yeah, she's ridiculous so for the whole Potomac cast, let me explain. These girls were strippers

together. They party together. They would have three sums together. They were living their best lives, you know, young and hot, making money for it. They were both looking for an old man with a bag, me a found him first, and now they're sharing him until fucking Gordon Peele falls over dead. and then they'll share that bag hopefully until the day they die. It's called sisterhood. Okay, it's called sisterhood of the traveling never on pants. Okay. Let them live their life and stop acting like you've never heard of two girls making out or open relationships or anything else. When we know that Karen's fucking around allegedly or has in the past.

We know that one Dix and God knows what one Dixins out there doing, okay? There. We know that Jacelle's husband, God knows what his ass was doing. The last guy she was dating was getting blood jobs in a park. Ashley's husband is Michael Darby, who she's still. Why don't we all get off our fucking judgment purchase, okay? At least these women are doing each other and having a good time with it.

This is very true, but they just want to get Mia. They just want, they just see the bullshit. It's not about being hypocrites, you know, because they are hypocrites. Yeah. It's just about making Mia just forcing the lie out of Mia. So then just, but you can't shame a chicken nugget for having breading on it. You know what I mean? You can't be like, oh, that chicken nugget likes to be dipped in sauce.

It's a chicken nugget. You cannot shame it. You cannot shame Mia. Mia is a Mia. She's not gonna feel shame for it. Chicken nugget of the cast. So, just as I was like, so why in Miami did you not talk about Peter's ex-girlfriend and you and Gordon?

Nah, and then because, you know, because she did say that she slept with Peter's current girlfriend. And Mia's like, oh, he can't sit down and calm up. And Jacelle's like, but Peter Thomas was the subject of conversation and every single conversation. Nah, think of that Mia. I think that, Jacelle, the reason why they're coming down to Mia is because she's such a bad liar. Like such an obviously bad liar that it's just funny.

Like to me, watching Mia tell the worst lies we've ever seen on Bravo, time and time again, and like stupid lies. You know, like she could have said, I didn't bring it up because I didn't feel like making it a whole focus of everything. I knew it would be a drama,

but then when she goes, well, it just never came up. It's like, why do you make your life so difficult? You know, why is mom making it difficult? She's doing it on purpose. I think they're just all falling for it. She's saying these little things because she knows it's gonna be a huge deal to them. And then she has something to be

mad about when they talk about it. Like, oh, I can't believe you. When talking about our personal conversation, it's just like, I don't know. Come on. I think there's a part of her that also is like very proud of these things. Like she's excited. She wants us to tell everyone, but she also doesn't want to be the person that's excited to tell everyone. So she leaves drips and drabs and then they start asking about it and then she can have this faux, right, just indignation, but she's just really thrilled that people are inquiring about her personal life. Yeah, so then they start asking her about Peter's girlfriend or whatever, right? And me is like, well, she didn't sleep with Gordon. It was just for play. Okay. So she blew Gordon.

So then just like, okay, well, so that was on your wedding night at the bachelor party. And Robin's like, no, that's not your wedding night. The night before is your wedding night. And me is like, yeah, the night before. Because me is such a bad liar, right? She's like, it wasn't the, it wasn't the, it wasn't the mass learned party the night before the wedding. Stupid. Yeah. So then Rob is like, okay, but then why was she

at the vascular party? Isn't that for, that doesn't make sense? She's just being out, she was in the wedding. Okay, and just I was like, so she's a bright maid? Well, she's saying I was walking to the aisle and she's a really sweet girl and they're probably as we just don't get along now. I'm like, really? So the girl who blew your husband the night before was singing the songs at your wedding

the next the next day like the girl who sang Ave Maria gave your husband an Ave Maria. Are you kidding me? Come on Where's this wedding planner? I would get married if this is how that shit worked So Rob is like so you shared him with Karen Share that with Karen why and me I was like, I don't know But I'm not telling her shit me. No. I'll tell you one thing She wouldn't be nice if I told you the real reason why she didn't like Sherees and Rob is like

Oh god, we already know this is from seasons ago. Don't you think it's the same thing of Sherees accusing Karen of cheating with old blue eyes? Mia's gonna come up with something stupid. She's like I heard this drink said something stupid, she like, I heard this drink said that Karen brought 17 pieces onto the express lane at the supermarket and she's called her out and she had to go to a different aisle. So really me if that's what you were sitting on, I would not be surprised. So then Karen is in sparkles at the improv, the first non-comedy and to ever grace the stage of El Improva. You know, doing the live show is me saying thank you for supporting my brand. Beyonce, no shade here, I'm bowing down to you, the queen. I got my high too, it's called, I was just going over a dumb little

mic, so Gizelle comes in and she's like, listen, nah, if you want to say I don't support Karen, and the past, this is me supporting Karen. I'm at this event, and I still don't know what the hell it is. No one really knows, right? It's in this comedy club everyone's arriving Garen's back there like in solid gold from head to toe and feather bow as in dancing boys people like what? Yeah, it makes no sense and also I like that we saw flashback from last week where at this after Karen said that like her fans are called LaDoms and just all said so Laidams are real people, because mmm, and the problem is like Lidams. And she goes, well, I don't hear of anything called Lerobins.

I don't think Lerobins. Lerobins. Do they have Lerobins? No. No, I don't think so. So everybody basically arrives. And Jiselle's like, oh, Ashley has brought the girl that said everybody wants to be with her.

I'm not mad about it because Candace listens to nothing. She needs proof. And then we see Deborah down there and just like, you know, eating her cheese sticks. Like, it's my moment. Like she looks nervous. She looks terrified. It's my big moment. She's like trying to put up a bread face.

Like whatever I'm totally cool. I'm totally chill. I'm totally chill I'm just with the entire cast right now shooting a scene about to have a confrontation. She looks terrified So then meanwhile Candice is at home getting ready for the show she's with her mom and Dorothy comes down and sees Candice eating at the kitchen counter and she's like so what shoes you're gonna wear because The shoes on my feet. Oh, I thought those were slippers. I thought those were slippers, Cam. So she's like, yeah, are you looking forward to tonight?

And Candace is like, yes, but I don't know what it is. Karen says she's hosting. Candace is like, I've just done a concert tour. And this is my backstage energy. She's like, Karen says she's hosting something, so we're gonna go. And it's a comedy, can do this! I don't know, Mother. Let us go.

I was like, please walk out of there with the water bottle. Be like, I just sing with Trina. I just sing with Trina. Get your herbal tea. It's now we're back at the improv. I just sing with Trina. Just sing with Trina. Get your herbal tea. So now we're back at the improv. And Karen is just sort of talking with the crew, making sure that her microphone is on, et cetera.

And everyone's like waiting for the show to begin. And Jacqueline's talking, there was a video that Cheris, I guess, sent to their group text. And it was like a video of them all in Miami at the club. And all their boobs are coming out and everything. And what, like, Karen's boot all in Miami at the club and all their boobs are coming out and everything and what like Karen's boot pops out so Karen tells us well Sherees posted this video and I mean she's the chief La Dahme

I guess to get my attention and that because I don't fuck with Sherees when I saw it I that what I saw was Tiffin fee getting excited and tiff just popped as it hello I'm here and I'm ready for Lodarm and friends. Coming soon. Do a space near you. And Jizelle's like, well, I heard Sherees say that she wasn't invited. Nah. And then we see Showlist, everyone but Sherees.

Including Katy Ross, by the way. Even Katy Ross got invited to this. Oh, yeah, you still got to love your Katy. And she's like, well, Karen and I had a conversation about you. She said that you went down there with a flashlight and investigated Jacqueline's FJJ. And Jacqueline goes, well, yeah, because I had a used infection. I mean, duh. Mia just started laughing. And she goes, they asked me that yesterday and I said, we were bored. Like, so basically your stories don't even line up. Right in front of each other you're changing stories. Yeah. So then Mia decided she's mad because Karen's running her mouth when they were having girlfriend chat even though she just said it

brazenly in front of everybody like it's no big deal right. This is why Mia's stuff doesn't work you know you can't not care but then suddenly care but then not care again you me as stuff doesn't work. You can't not care, but then suddenly care, but then not care again. It doesn't work. So then Karen is like, oh, well, the audience is packed and it's not comped. I like, was shady, not reasonable, but comped. And I write, oh, can we please, please,

make sure my microphone works. I hate when microphones don't work. I'm poor guys, like the security guard, he's like, okay. And then, yeah, and Karen starts, it's like, monologue about, you know, I just love my people. They just show up and they're here to support the brand. And I'm here to support them support in the brand. And we just see she's just talking to her bodyguard.

And guys probably heard the story a million times. Karate talks to everybody like she's being interviewed, you know, by vanity fair. Well, you know what I feel about microphones. The way that they lift your audio so the audience can hear what you're saying and really use a gift. It's a gift. You know amplifying is an important part of my brand, the Dom brand, and I believe other LaDom should have their voice to simplify it, and I use a microphone to amplify my voices.

And they use three wick candles that they purchase from the LaDom to amplify their voices. How much of the carons? So the rest of the cast arrives and everything, and so Candace is now at the table, and the lights go down, and Robin leans into Candace and goes, Candace, do you know that's Ashley's friend? Now he's spreading the rumors? Also, have you ever tried a, I am a goddess of salad, it's delicious.

I'm Buddhist, bitch, it's a great smoothie if you have him added. So Candace is like, oh, this was the friend that Chris was touching on. And then she goes, but, look, she's like, look at my face. She's like, look at my face and look at her face, basically, right?

So I had touches her face. Where am I? As well, she goes, I do not acknowledge Sesame Street characters Next So it's eight and Karen still is not on right so Karen is still giving her interview to Vanity Fair IE her bodyguard and she said yes, I'm doing this. I love thank you You know, it's time for me to say thank you for all of those people who allow me to do this who proudly walk down the street calling themselves, let arms, let arms.

Thank you would be just doing it not charging everybody 80 bucks or whatever the hell you're charging them to come in there. Yeah that's right. So then they do this, this thing where they kind of break it down her show and almost like a silent film They put up these these title cards and hunky-tunk piano and we see act one Comedian named Robin Montague gets on stage and she's like flapping around and it's funny because her bit Even though Karen said I'm not gonna have people do aerobics on stage Robin Montague was actually doing a lot of aerobics It's about it's about aerobics. It's about aerobics. It is about aerobics.

And she's also like who she is. And Candace goes, is Karen gonna tell jokes? What's happening? So she comes dancing and she comes dancing down the aisle, Karen and she's like, I am the Muhammad Ali of live shows. Hmm.

I can feel the energy of the people and I don't want to disappoint them. So I'm gonna come on stage for 29 seconds and then walk right off the stage. And when she says I don't want to disappoint, I don't just so shady in the show when she goes, I feel the energy of the people and it cuts to a guy sitting in the audience

just slouched over like, oh my god, I'm so poor. It's like, my heart is so full. I wouldn't be standing here without all support. But I'm left me to say, pride, pride, honey, pride. And everyone's like, okay, pride. Okay, now I'm going gonna bring up this fabulous queen. So that's all she does. She brings up a queen from RuPaul's Drag Race,

Jasmine Masters, who comes out and performs her ass off, you know. But we don't get to hear any of it because they put on stage budget for Jasmine's song, zero dot, so they were just shading themselves, the production was shading themselves. So we see Jasmine just like singing and dancing, but we don't actually hear any of it. And then Karen comes out. So Karen was on stage for 52 seconds.

It says 52 seconds. On stage 52 seconds, Jasmine masters does her thing. Then Karen comes out in a new costume Everyone's like a costume change Of course for me and Ronnie this was nothing new because we were lucky enough to have seen count the the original run of countis and friends When down in the Catalina jazz club here in LA where it kind of slow still mad literally did the same thing. She came out for like a minute, she addressed the audience that went backstage and came out 15 minutes. And a different outfit.

That was before it. She only like would sing one song back in those days. Now I think she has more of a full, fully fleshed out. Yes, she had like 10 people from Broadway there. But it was a great show. It was amazing. Because she didn't do anything. She was just like an MC in like Shashana being was there. It was in Cheyenne Broadway there. But it was a great show. It was amazing. Yeah, because she didn't do anything. She was just like an MC in like Shashana being

was there. It wasn't Cheyenne Jackson there. Yeah, Cheyenne Jackson. It was good. It was like a great, great show. So yeah, that's basically her thing. And then Candace is like, OK, get your variety show on with your costume changes.

And Karen comes out. She says, you guys know how to party Again, let's say it Yeah, so then act for finally comes and she goes now You guys know I like to party now this is an evening that I love Cicero topics Look at that sizzling questions. I just love that sizzle topics. Like they're just I just love certain things that are branded like

that. They're just so clearly from, you know, like, with your topics, right? Right, but it's just funny when it's like imagine it's like it's going to like Thanksgiving and you run into a family member of an older generation like you know You should do you should have something in a show have like topics on call it Sizzle topics you've thought about having just sizzle topics. It's like Yes dad So she's like this is why we gonna ask sizzling questions. Like, okay, we got it. So, the question is like, where do you suggest looking for a husband? She goes, well, don't look for a man in church,

because in church you find men looking for many women. What? The fuck does that mean? I guess that was supposed to be a Giseldis. Oh, yeah, I guess it was in retrospect, because I shot for the black caucus and I got a raise, raise just like sitting in the corner, just like so happy, you know, and then a guy someone asks, what was, what has been the most powerful moment of 2022? She's right now, I'm standing in my blessing, even though I'm technically

sitting right now Basement of a building but still and then they bring on the Peter and the wolf orchestra for me as question because it's like a bassoon I Hi, fam. I have a question What do you do when you hear something with a friend of yours and she runs her mouth and Tells her friends I'm not into it's like oh, but it's only like two people Oh Nothing Miss Oden is trying to put me on the chopping block Is this is this like when she says what's it like when you tell a friend something and then they run their mouth? Is this like when Wendy was talking about her involvement in her Niju restaurant and then Mia went and ran up to Peter and basically was like,

this is what Wendy said. I just want to get clarification on when it's okay to run your... You can't use logic with Mia. It just doesn't work with me. Okay, okay. it's okay to run your mind. You can't use logic with me. It just doesn't work with me. Okay, okay. That's how to start with that. Don't hurt yourself. You're not hurt yourself. So, so Karen's like, oh, well, look at you.

I think they're trying to put me on the traffic block. Just what I love it. I love you, Mia, but stop it. This isn't your show. This is Hugo Mac time, okay? Oh, yeah. And she tells us, oh, sit down and go back to your buildup push project and leave me out of it. This isn't your show. This is Hugo MacTime, okay? Oh yeah, and she tells us, oh sit down and go back to your build a push project and leave me out of it. This is my show. Build a push. So So then Karen is basically like she thanks the audience and everything and she um

Ultimately, what they say that she was on there for 29 minutes of her show. So 29 minutes of like the hour long show or hour and a half long show. And, um, so Giselle says that she's like, wow, well, Karen's ego. When I met her, she already had a big ego, but now it is like 25 million times larger. Raa. Yeah. She thinks her presence is enough and like, you can't just come out and say hi, like you have to do a show, you know, so point and good point. So then Ashley's like, so they

haven't gotten a reaction from Candace, right? This whole thing is supposed to be a huge confrontation between the lady who's pressing her face up against the fish tank and Candace. The Candace is not falling for it at all. So Ashley, Ashley tries it again. She's like, this is my friend, Deborah. You met her at the spring fling, ring a ding, winters over. Now it's not summer. It's spring party. And Candice is like, oh, oh, okay. The friend that said Chris was grabbing on it. This is her. This is her. And Deborah's like, I never said that. I just said he was flirting heavy. He wasn't grabbing me or anything like that.

And so she's like, okay, so what was he saying? And she goes, well, he introduced himself and I told him that my husband was also named Chris and he goes, oh, so you know a lot of us Chris is and we're all similar and a lot of us act alike. And so then his elbow was getting closer and closer and closer. He didn't touch me or anything, but, but like I might be the one,

but I wasn't the only one. Okay, I wasn't the only one who's giving Google the eyes to and Kis just goes, girl. Like, this is, don't even try. Yeah, she goes, okay, so he was flirting with all of your friends and me as like, when the encandes do and if I put them on a scale, they're like a plus. But dampera, I mean, I like her,

but she's like me, me, I'm four and a half. So I mean, she's cute, but she's really not cute. She's not that cute. Okay. She's like cute, but she's not like sexually harassed cute and a bar cute. That's what I'm saying. So now, Jasmine Masters does the closing song

and there's still no budget. And there's a lot of dancing and like standing ovation, everything, it's all fun. And Ashley, then Ashley goes up, Ashley's still gonna try. She's like, okay, still's not working out. So she was like, she's like, Candace, I know that you have some weird feeling

about my friend and Candace is like, no, you're like, Candace is just like, I'm not going to fall for this. Candace and Wendy are both not willing to fall for the traps today. Yeah, she's like, girl, no, we're going. And she is, why would you dismiss my friend? Is this what you did to Jacqueline?

Why can't we just clear the air? And she's like, no. But she didn't have bad intentions with you. Oh, she didn't, she didn't have bad intentions. Someone's husband said hi to her after she said hi first. And now you're gonna try and paint this person out to be like a sexual assalter. Like fuck off, you know, I mean, fuck off with that.

So, again, this tells us, why is Ashley insisting I talked to Sesame Street? Because Ashley is messy. She's a messy hoe. Why on God's green earth would you bring this random Sesame Street character to a place I'm going to be? Go say your letters and numbers, okay? Go do your APCs.

Go read a book to a child. No, ma'am. And she's walks out because I'm not talking to that Sesame character. Sesame Street character. So tell that bitch to stay away from me and she walks out. And Deb is even like, do you want to chat with me a moment? She's like, no. Because Deb's now going to try to smooth it over.

Like, I just want to let you know, girlfriend to girlfriend. Like, that's her vibe now. And Deb's like, uh, not going to do this. So she walks out and then we get previews for the next cast trip. I mean, we only just got back from Miami like last week, but now it's time for the big Mexico trip, which is exciting because it's the big Mia and Jacqueline falling out, but more importantly, it's Karen and Sheree's screaming at each other and Sheree's losing her shit in a way we've never seen her lose her shit.

So I'm really excited to see this. Yeah, it's gonna be good. This show, my god, even when it's a huge swing and a huge miss, it's still good. I mean, this was one of the most fun blenders we've ever seen. Listen, even Puehler loves it. Puehler is excited. I think this season's hilarious to me. I don't know why people are saying it's not a good season. I think it's Pueh. Who's saying that? Who said that? Show me. The people saying that. People are saying that, okay. But anyway, I think P's who's saying that? Who said that? Show me that. People are saying that, okay?

But anyway, I think Bueller needs to be taken care of. So let's wrap up this episode. Thank you all so much for being here. Again, stay tuned tomorrow. We got our tour announcement happening tomorrow. So you wanna be ready for that and we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone.

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