Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Salad as a Rock

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour of drama and comedy. Damn, this show is great.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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the man who knows how to uncrank me when I'm feeling cranky. It's Ronnie Caram, how are you? Well, how man, how are you? I am not having. I am great. I'm great because it's Monday and we had two hilarious episodes of Bravo last night. Salt Lake City, which we'll recap on the next episode and Potomac, which we're recapping on this episode. We also had the Ultimate Girls Trip or Housewives Trip, whatever it's called.

That trailer came out today and it looks amazing. And we also found out that Megan King Edmonds is kind of doing like a Carly Claus and marrying into the presidential family. And it's just been like a lot to take on this morning, Ronnie. It has actually been quite a bit for Bravo because you know, Bravo goes like no news, no news. Like, oh God, Erica's still, you know, everybody's still hating on Erica, which by the way, I'm not judging because all post 30,000 Erica memes, I don't care. But, you know, there comes a point where it's like,

is there anything else in life? And then today happens and shit just starts falling from the sky, you know? Yeah, it's like nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, Megan King, Megan Edmonds is now going to be Megan King's Biden Owens, basically. Like, this is what world is it that Megan King is now associated with Joe Biden.

But you know what though, we're actually going to dive into that more tonight on Take a Seat, which is our show on Spotify Green Room. You can just download the app, Spotify Green Room. You don't need a Spotify account, but if you have one, you can use it. It's free. It starts at seven o'clock in the West Coast, 10 o'clock on the East Coast. We're going to talk about all sorts of Bravo stuff. You guys can chime in. We're getting more and more people every week, which is really cool. And you guys all have such

like interesting and very funny things to say. So it's a really fun, interactive thing. So please come join us. And also, also, next week, there's more there's more Ronnie, there's more next Monday. Wow. Next Monday, we have some shit to we have some shit to share. Okay, we have some we have something we are revealing next Monday. And so make sure that you are listening to the podcast or following us on social media next Monday, the 18th, because it's important. Alright?

Because it's going down. It's going down. We're going to, we're relocating to the roundup guys. We will now be recording all shows at the roundup. In other huge news, we just had our 1600th episode last week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which is actually perfect, right? And guess what? We also recorded with a really good podcast called Cemesterhood. And these ladies taught me about a new microphone that I can speak really close like this and sound like this. And then I can yell over here sound like this.

So hopefully I will blow your ears out less for the next 1600 episodes my little crap and Jolens Hopefully it'll work. So feel free to give me notes if I'm yelling too much in your face If I need to move more away from my mic, but I think I found the trick. I think I found it Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna get one of those mics also I'm like very excited for this process and this mic mic that I'm speaking into, I'm going to bring with me to New York. So I'm going to go to New York to visit my parents next week, which is exciting. Just, you know, now we're just like sharing. And these announcements, these announcements.

It's like getting less and less. Yeah. They're like, they're, I'm visiting my parents next week. Just the announcement, the big announcement. Yeah, we're going to, we're going to need to work on the announcement, you know ramping Well like we said there's no news no news no news and then all of a sudden today It's like a Megan King Edmonds is marrying into Joe Biden's family, and I'm going to visit my parents like I mean This is just breaking news. Oh God. Okay. Let's start with real housewives of Potomac. What a night Some of the most interesting things about this season, well, I guess the most interesting thing to me so far in a great season has been the reaction,

the fan reaction, because last year was so crazy and it really got stressful towards the end of the season because it was constantly talking about this fight between Monique and Candace. Monique and Candace, who started it? Did she deserve it? It's never okay to have physical, you know, that whole thing.

It just issues. Yeah, but it just like, talking about it and watching it every week and loving Bravo so much, it got really stressful, right? It did. And so then this year, Candace of course, is Candace. So everything about Candace is, you know, kind of victim. It's like she'll throw the rock and then cry, you know,

in my head or whatever. And so watching the reaction from the audience has been crazy this year because she really has people who are like, everybody does that. Everybody does that. Why are you only getting on Candace? Why is it only Candace? How do everybody else, nobody gives anybody anything? Except for Candace. Well, I only Candace? Out of everybody else. Nobody gives anybody anything.

Except for Candace. Well, I hope that you all, I thought, you know, those people, that specific group of people is gonna watch this episode and be like, well, okay, you know, sometimes Candace does. And they still don't. They're still like, no, Candace was right. So I guess it just goes to show you that, man,

once you love your housewife, they can do no wrong really, right? Oh, yeah, I mean What have you learned nothing from me, Ronnie? I'm like guys I'm like I have put my money on several different housewife horses. Okay, and I am riding them to the end not to clear women to animals But still I'm using a met a race a horse track metaphor for better or for worse. I am an apologist. I will, I hold on to my favorites to the bitter bitter bitter bitter end. Okay, so I get it. Now unfortunately the Candace Apologist, I don't really understand their mentality, I don't understand what the, I think I can understand the camp value that she's just this such a huge monster that you got

to love her for being this horrific horrific monster But as a person she's obviously, you know like the worst and what I really appreciated about this lettuce fight First of all that is that involved lettuce. I really like that. Second of all, I like that there was a clear Step A step B step C step D to it was, it wasn't all at once. So it's, we didn't have to do a whole as a pruder film where we say, but look, she was clearly tugging, but then the glass was clearly being thrown, it's like, no, she threw up,

she threw two pieces of lettuce, me a grab from lettuce bowl B and threw a bunch of lettuce then Candice went to lettuce bowl A and threw more less, there was a clear sequence and we could track like how it all played out. Yeah, well, it was clear where, and this time we didn't have the Jezelle effect, right? Like Jezelle pushed her into a candidate, or Jezelle pushed Candace into Monique,

which started the actual physical thing. So we didn't have that, like, did she push her or was she trying to pull her back or why is Jezelle's hand on her chest? And what was going on? I mean, we don't have that whole thing. So yeah, like you said, it is much clearer. I just, I guess it stresses me because I read all the comments and I'm like,

well, wait, am I a bad person? They're the comments saying. Because I actually, so I literally only watched it right before we start recording. I just stopped it. So I didn't actually get to check in on what people were saying, but I did see on Twitter that Candace was trending. Yeah, well mostly it's just Candace sets this narrative with her fans, right?

There's this huge double standard and that everybody is just basically against Candace at all times, but they let everybody else off from everything else. And then it's going to come up later this season with colorism, and I know this because I've seen it on her Twitter, which whom I'm not going to deny colorism. Like, I'm not going to deny that that exists, right?

I think everyone is waiting for the two of us to really weigh in on colors. Yeah, everyone really, everyone really needs my opinion on waiting for. Right. So I'm not, I I'm not gonna, you know, because obviously it exists, but she's bringing that up a lot on Twitter and saying, well, it's because, you know, a lot of the comments are saying, it's skin color and it's different, you know,

it's shades, basically. And that's the problem. And then I'm like, well, am I a terrible person because I just watch this and think she's dead as wrong. So, you know, like, it stresses me out, in other words, I'm like, am I a terrible person? Because I just watch this and think she's dead ass wrong. So, it stresses me out, in other words. I'm like, am I a terrible person? Like, what's going on? You know? Well, I have no idea if, you know,

when I watch the show and Mia calls Candace's music video, Low Rent, to me, she's just saying it's Low Rent. But I don't, again, I'm not really in those shoes where low rent has some sort of code that's associated with colorism. So that's something that didn't even occur to me, because I'm like a white guy, right? So sometimes it's like, hello blind spots.

But that being said, Candace's music video was filmed in a recreational parking parking lot and it was like a Ford Viesta. And I think like we all agreed, like whatever you're going to, whatever you're going to, however you're going to describe it, Candace's video was not the most professional and it definitely was not like this was not something we're going to see on making the video if they were to reboot that on MTV, let's say. Well, maybe if Kevin Smith ran it, but you know, a good thing about this episode and this fight, this whole fight in general, is that everybody's wrong. So that helps. That also helps because you really don't have to take any sides in this because everybody's just wrong. So let's get into it.

We start with the salad fight and screaming fuck you. Fuck you, Mia. And then Mia is turning around and be like, no, fuck you. And then Karen's yelling at Candace. You don't know a story. You don't know it. You don't know it. And Candace is screaming, you don't know her story either.

And then really one of the root of things we've seen is that Candace just shoves a golden statuette of a stork. There was like two stork statuettes. There were either storks or maybe eagreets. There were waiting birds that were on that island in gold, grassy, and she just shoves them over and I was like, oh wow. We've got escalated from lettuce to statuettes.

Yeah, she flings them across the counter, right? And she's like, watch her mouth. And then Wendy's like, not my wig. Not my good wig. Candace, Candace, Candace is like, no, I don't give a fuck. Candace is literally sounding like a toddler. She's, no, no. I'm like, oh my, she goes, Karen goes,

I promise you will, you will give a fuck. I promise I won I won't I promise I won't and then of course the guys are outside I'd be like oh my god. They're throwing shit inside. They're throw oh my god. They're throwing shit Yeah, and Karen's like do you know a story though? Hmm? It started in Surrey County a girl dreamt of growing up and bringing both and one Wicked at a time to a home candle welcome to beautiful sorry Again, this is like don't disrespect me and you won't get disrespected, okay? Don't get disrespected and so me I goes can this let me tell you a story I don't care. I don't care. Don't disrespect me. I was nice to your ass as if like her being nice justifies Like being awful later on like I like you've

put it enough nice capital that therefore you're allowed to be a monster. No. Right. So then me is like, I'm going to tell you my story. So she picks up this really long glass dish and me is just so dumb. Okay. She picks up this dish and it looks like she's going to use it as a pencil to make a point like where you like

Do that we're like you listen here missy, and of course it breaks because it's glass So now yeah, can this fun this thing to be fair I think it was like a porcelain I wasn't sure what it is maybe like a long thing that you put peanuts in like serving where I don't know We've all got one from like raw stress for less kitchen section, right? Yeah, and then we're like, what is this for? And then you put like four almonds in it. And then it Christmas everyone's like, thanks for the offering of, you know, like what, a quarter of an almond each, thanks.

It's like a peanut canoe, yeah. Yeah. Yes. So she breaks that. So there's been things fun and things broken. But it was like a gentle breakage. It was like a very slow mo like, no, I'm gonna tell you about my mother and then she sort of like

casually lightly breaks this ceramic canoe It's like all going very slow motion a Yes, and so she's like my mother is a recovering dron addict and can't this is sobbing now Why are you sobbing what the fuck are you sobbing about yeah, that's what I was wondering just tears going down her treat And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to respond, I'm going to respond and then she just chops at a mortar and pestle. I'm like, she is like not, she has no time for anything on this kitchen island right now. Yeah, and so me as like, they're yelling,

grow the fuck up at each other and me it calls her a spoiled brat and then Candace goes, oh did you look that up too? Did you look that up too? And I'm like, what's the big word, spoiled or brat? Like what is it? What's happening in this fight? Do you need a PhD to have like an understanding

of that concept of spoiled brat? And she's like, you just got here. I mean, it goes, you need therapy. G, take your bitch, take your bitch home. Take your bitch home. Oh God, Candice yelling G, take your bitch home. Jesus. So then Wendy's like, uh-uh, don't talk about the husband now.

And Karen's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, that's the sound that Karen's face made. Karen's just giving this look like, I told you why I stood by Monique last year because it was not 100%. And Ashley meanwhile is like clearing everything else. That's like near Candace away.

She's moving all the mortar and pestles and whatever, whatever other items are on that cash channel and she's moving away. Yeah. So then in the hallway, Mia's going off to G and she's like, I'm not going to take anything from some of that in this functional. He's like, okay, fine, let's go. It's like, no, he's crazy. I'm not no association with her. And then back to Karen, Karen's telling Candace,

did you know the story? Did you know what? I don't care about her story, Karen. And she's like, well, you have a right to not care about. My thing was, did you know the story before all this happened? Story of the babe. What babe? Babe with the power.

What power? Power of food, food of food of food. And Candace is like, no, hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that?

What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that?

What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? I'm not a goose. You just need to start with some kind of metal. Yeah, some sort of bullet-like-it-waiting bird that's ensconced in like a bronze finish.

Not Candace. You chopped at a mortar and pestle. Okay, you threw lettuce. Okay, you, you agressed first. Okay, like this was you who did this. Okay, and now you're gonna be like, she's breaking things. Well like, yes, Mia did break something, but I feel like as you said, I think she was trying to be like a pointer

to be like, now here, here. Like almost like a very sad gavill moment. And it was like this. It wasn't, it was like not very violent. It was like a, it almost like maybe while she was retorting to Cand Candace she was also trying to kill a spider on the island, you know Or house it, you know, just like put something above, you know, like a little dome on top of it or something Yeah, yeah, the Candace was the one flinging stuff across the counter, right? And that's like she she's broke things. She's throwing things so

Of course it cuts to the guy's playing pool. They're like whatever. Yeah. Oh and Candace is like she called everyone a broke bitch. And so Chris is like, well where's G? And Eddie says, well the Pimp was told to go get his hoe. And Chris goes by Candace and he's like, well I think the deductive reasoning would probably

So not so much as Candace Like did you look that up to did you look that up by like we also talk about the fact that when Mia was like We're gonna get I want to leave I want to leave and she is geez. She's like, okay. I need my keys I didn't I need my keys. I'm like, you are wasted. Is anyone gonna point out the fact that this man has wasted any once as keys to drive home? So then a scholar, she's like upset in the kitchen. She's like, I was gonna eat the salad.

Or so she's all bummed out. And K, they says, well, she threw it at me. Which is, of course, it's like, you started it. You started it, okay. Remains of the day. Yeah, remains of the day. And she's like, if you, if you have a story about your mother, I mean, how does she know I don't have a feeling about being low budget? Well, you know who else has a feeling about being low budget? The house who furnished everything on that kitchen countertop from the Ross dress for less kitchen section. Okay, that's too well said. You just shout all over them. I'm sorry. I just don't feel like unless there's a larger story which I'm open to hearing,

I just don't feel like if someone says your music video was low budget, how that like is somehow on the same level as saying your mom your mama is low budget, especially when the mom has issues in recovery, has issues with substance abuse. There was a foster care situation. I'm sorry, to me, there are candidates acting as if they're just equally terrible insults. And admittedly, candidates didn't really know the full context, but she knows now, and it's just crazy to me that she's sort of acting as if they're just like equally vile insults.

And what has to do with like, it was like a community, community parking lot for crying out loud. But then, you know, on the other hand, Canvas is just saying your mom. I mean, I don't really see why that's such a big deal. I mean, that's like a heavenly move, right? It's like a fifth grade taunt. It's like you're a maw. But you know what, though, the first time she did it, like, she did it and we all were like, ee, because we all knew the context, right? But it didn't turn into like a big lettuce

fight the first time I did it. But she, but she doubled down on it again last episode. So the second time around, she knew she shouldn't have done it and she went in anyway and that's when it got really bad. Well, I think it's also that they already had this fight at the reasonably shady party. So for her to pretend like this is coming up for the first time and she's just so mad about it, it's like this is so old, you know, she called you low budget, you said your mom, like why are you sobbing in the kitchen right now her link things across the counter over this? I don't get it. I mean, I mean, obviously I think that Candace has deep insecurities about being viewed as low-rand and I actually believe that those come from probably some like deep childhood

Moments that she probably was taunted she there. They're links that are, it goes deeper than just like, oh well, she did shoot a cheap video in a parking lot. Like, I will totally allow that the insecurity is about where she stands financially, probably stem from some deep shit, you know. But at the same time, it's like, she can't also act like that music video was, you know, was like the epitome of like a big blockbuster, you know, Michael Jackson video, you know. Yeah, so Canvas is like, you know, it's clear that she just doesn't get it. So Chris comes in and she's like, uh-oh, here I go, gonna get in trouble, you're gonna yell at me,

well here's what happened. Me after a salad at me and I threw two pieces of lettuce at her and then she took a handful and threw it at me And he's like so you threw a salad. Literally sounds like elementary school, right? Yeah, I do too, but she threw a handful. As if a handful is like so much more damaging. So he's saying, well, they she saying well, they should leave. They should just leave and he's saying, well, they should leave. They should just leave. And he's like, no, they shouldn't.

And she goes, the pamper in his cocky-bind should leave. Now, this is where she totally loses me. Because I think both Mia and Candace's fights are stupid. I think it was shitty of you to call her a thing low budget and go talk shit to her mom. That was shitty. And I think it's shitty of you to say, your mom, her or whatever. But this is mom, that was shitty. And I think it's shitty of you to say, your mom at her or whatever.

But this is where it gets really shitty. When she walks around calling someone a whore over and over again, and yelling at their husband that he's a pamphled, like, that's just gross lady. Like, that's when it crosses the line to just being gross. Because me, it probably was a hooker. And who fucking cares, okay? It's called having a job, Candace.

Yeah, at least she worked at something. By the way, let's also not forget Wendy's role in all this, which is that Wendy is the one who riled up Candace about Mia talking to her mom. Come on shoes, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife and I'm Sydney Battle and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened,

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So Chris is like, okay, stop, stop, stop, you're going outside, you're going outside. And so he pulls her outside and everything and um, and then Karen, Karen, me well, is talking to me. You're going to stand up with dignity. You're going to remember who you are. Nobody can make you feel cheap, but you have one week or 45 weeks no one will make you feel cheap and you're your mother do you understand me don't you give that power to anyone and she's giving like a full and passionate crying speech she's like do not give anyone that power not here in sherry county county of the hands What are you? The Karen's giving this whole speech in a movie.

And Mia comes in, or I'm sorry, Mia says, well, I don't feel like that and I'm not gonna feel like that, but if there's anybody who's that ruthless, then they can put me into that space. So now Wendy's there. She's coming and she's sitting with Karen and just like, look, here's what's gonna happen

If she stays all stay and if she goes I go Yeah, you know right and um And Mia's like she can talk. I mean all day long. Don't talk about my mom My mom has worked we need to fucking hard you have to understand being a little girl who is left behind I had to fend for myself my entire childhood and she has never been a mother to me but she has worked her ass off to get to where she is today and her subordinates everything to me and I'll be damned if I let this little fucking chihuahua take that from her.

If my mom relapses because of that bitch she better catch my ass outside. And you know now she's doing this whole thing like you're gonna make my mom relapse, which, what? I don't, I think they're just both wrong. I think this is ridiculous too. You're bringing your mom on TV and putting her through all this shit when she is in a weakened state.

I mean, that kind of makes me uncomfortable in the first place, but then to turn this whole fight like it's Candace's fault if your mom relapses. I mean come on You're perfect for housewives. I Mean I mean also let's not forget that that Mia did order her mama Lehman cello a few weeks ago. So Anyway, as she's like well, that's what she always does. She always hits below the belt So then we go outside and Candace is now doing her

She's doing her sob story, which is from day one, from day one, she has been going off on people from day one and Chris is like, so what? What other people deal with that? And Candace says, well, she wanted smoke, so I'm better into my room for smoke. God, and he's like, that's not how you handle it, okay? That's what fucking children do.

And she's like, I will not let anyone say what they want to say. You're not gonna want to say what you want to say. But it's fine for you to walk around screaming horror people for weeks on end, right? Yeah, exactly. By the way, I also like Chris saying, you don't act that way because that's what children do. When two seconds go, he's like, Candace, go outside.

Go outside right now. Settle down, you go outside. Like you realize you're basically acting like a daddy to her right yes and you can tell they do this all the time because she's like no I do not need to go outside he's like yes you do you need to go outside I do need to go outside did you finish your homework no my knees pulled this shit when she was like two years old at the Disney light parade, the electric light parade, and I will never forget it. Every time I even hear that music, I'm like, oh, go outside, go away, you are not watching this parade, young

lady. Yeah, I just think it's, I think your point though is the no salient one, which is that she is going on and on about like,'m not gonna let anyone just say whatever the fuck they want to say when she literally does that in all her interviews all up on her Twitter to everyone's faces all the time and then someone's someone steps her it's like what you always say you know you you know you punch a bully in the nose and what they do they just start to cry cry cry cry you've never seen a bigger victim than a bully who gets punched in the nose ever. Yeah. So then the girls are all,

the other girls are all with me and now. And Ascala is like, well, the other day, when you made the comment about her video shoot being low budget, that really did hurt her feelings. And she's like, well, I mean, if she was hurt about me calling her, moot, her, me, her, whatever that was, low budget. And she should like, well, I mean, if she was heard about me calling her moot, her meat, her bit, whatever that was, low budget.

And she should have said that. I mean, listen, it is low budget right now. I'm moonless. All right. Like, when I was a new business owner, everything was low budget. We were trying to preserve those pennies, honey. And now I made 450,000. Sorry, everybody. It's honey and now I'm a 450,000 sorry everybody

Literally no one cares so let's go Mia is the reason why you talk about work and business because there was a time when you didn't have all that I was like no, I talk about work and business because I work my air so for it and I'm proud of it Do you know how many brochures I have shuffled around on tables, 10,450,000, not anything. Yeah. Um, so a scholar's like, okay, but for the rest of the trip, can we not talk about how much money you have, you know,

because we're here to have a good time. And Karen's like, that's what this weekend is about. Dried ham under a Christmas tree. Sure is happy. Well, people are going to go in that long. I want no parts. Okay. I'm okay with one part of it, but I don't want any parts plural. Okay.

And my mom tells me every single day she doesn't not think about getting high. So for someone who's seen that about her, it's going to hurt her. And I don't know what to do about it. Well that I understand. I feel like if you know what going back to your point about like is Candace gonna drive Veronica like off the wagon maybe maybe not but I can understand Mia just wanting to defend feeling defensive for her mom who is in, you know, like a, like a potentially a fragile place. I do too. I guess my point with that is you're on a real housewives show. And so to bring someone that fragile on it and then make it about them, possibly

rebapsing any moment is just not a great move. Right. It's like notoriously not a great move. Like we saw it on Salt Lake City, where Whitney brought her dad on and it, getting everyone's opinion from online and on Twitter and this and that sent him over the edge again, you know. Yeah, exactly. And it doesn't help having two people like us just adding to the mess, but we will do it anyway. So Mia, um, yeah, basically Mia is like saying that that can't us doesn't understand, you know, the impact that she has so can't

then can this is still going off and she's like when you come for me and what I have worked hard for then fuck you do you know how hard it was you almost have a Mustang at that video shoot that was hard work okay I have to practice my mind. We'll have some water, please. For three days. Do you know how long I thought about what sort of beverages we should have had on our fake date at the beginning of that video? That was hard work. And he was like, listen, you know, look, you know where we are. I mean, look, we're in a new house. I make that case of Diaz online now. I mean, look, we're in a new house. I make that case ideas online now.

I mean, come on, are you insecure about where we are? It's like, no, I am not. So you're saying she's insecure, and that's why she's responding to you like that, but then you're responding like that. Doesn't that say you're insecure? I'm just like, no. Like, okay, well, do you want me to think?

Nice try. No. It says you need to watch the fuck out what you say a mind your fucking mouth Brought to you or pick at your or And he's like but somebody has to shut the fuck up at some point. She's like well, it's not time to shut the fuck up And so she's like tell me in a shut the fuck up then and he goes are you gonna be quiet now? And she kind of smiles she's like sitting on his lap. She's like, okay. And then she has, of course, the tissue squares out. And he goes, it's okay to respond one time. Okay. The more you speak on it, though,

the more you show that a bother is you can't this. So then, um, yeah, I kind of like it does also you know I Like a new Chris. I like to it was like it he was being played by a different actor today And I liked it. It's my sprake. It's like I got the Saturday matinee and the lead couldn't show up So then Mia Karen's telling me to stay and all that and so back to Chris and Candace He's like, you know, you don't have to apologize to her, but just say Mia I'm not gonna disrespect you and I would appreciate it if you don't disrespect me So then back in

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So Karen is like get your man under control me So Mia basically agrees to stay as long as can't to stop talking shit about her mom and Mia's like She can call me at home and say my husband got me a strip club and but like you can't keep talking about that Like you can you can call me that though and she goes hold on. husband got me a strip club. But like, you can't keep talking about that. Like, you can call me that though and G goes, hold on, I got you a strip club. Karen's like, strip club, strip club. Oh, the male strip club.

Yes, I love it. You have to choose between one steak or another steak. It's very difficult to do. You know, we're trying to get a sequel to one of our movies called The Bridges of Surrey County, but hasn't really got any traction yet Surrey becomes a The Surrey wild Surrey from the edge

Surrey versus Surrey So see Surrey so Mia is like So, um, see, sorry. So, Mia is like, sorry. So, a little Mia is like, um, yeah, and she also said that I was standing on the corner and cares like, well, and she goes, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Now, I did not see you on the corner. I did see you in the strip club. I mean, I saw you as a waitress. She's like, yeah, and then I saw you as a waitress. She's like, yeah, I'm just, yeah. And then I saw you as a fucking entertainer. She's like, yeah. And he's like, yeah, I saw you as some entertainer. And then they start like crotch dancing in the hallway.

Yeah, they're just like really turned on by this memory. And they're like crotch dancing. He's like, yeah, you know, she would just sit and talk to a requester, you know, I'd be like, here's X number of dollars. 10,000. Yeah, just come talk with here's X number of dollars. 10,000. Yeah, just come talk with me. She's gonna pay 10,000 damn dollars.

I mean, Miss Cleo's jealous. I mean, I thought she was expensive. Wasn't she like $19 a minute? Yeah, this was, but I love how they're, they just are like very, they're very open about it. They almost don't seem to care, which is why it's so funny that Candace keeps trying to get under their skin Because it's like not working on that front, you know You can't shame the shameless baby

That's right. Um, so Karen's like well enough has been said Hmm, we just all mean to get to know each other better And I need to find my luggage and get to my bed Where's my bedroom anyway? When he's like just go upstairs there's different numbers on the door. You know you could just take any one you want. Yeah. So then the sky was checking in on Candace and Chris is sweeping up salad and while he's sweeping up the salad, Ashley's in the kitchen and he's like by the way, Ashley, you know what, you know, I know that like, you know, you don't always get along with my wife and

I don't always get along with Michael, but you know what like I still follow you on Instagram and mother Who looks real real good on you and you know congratulations on your second baby, okay? If it ever wants learn how to make duck case ideas. I've got a good discount code for you You know what if if you need that babe if I ever had a baby his first name is BI Oli, okay? If you ever need that, just let me know. I'll come and help you out. And she's like, thank you, that's very nice. But your wife called me wide

and I didn't really appreciate that comment. Yeah, and he goes, well, she uses a lot of adjectives. Like the ductive. Have you ever heard that word deductive before? It's got duct in it. That's why I use it. You ever make a deductive case of the year? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This one, your case of the year is trying to figure who you are while you eat it. So he's like, this is just so hilarious watching Chris literally cleaning up Candace's mess and it's all over the place. And so he's like, yeah, that's all I'm doing, they can do the counter and then he goes to the other side and there's light is all over there too He's like, god damn it. You're going outside, but is she going outside?

Welcome to next four years of your life because that's about when I think their marriage will expire So Gordon is now they're moving into their rooms and Gordon is taking out his tongue now He's just taking out his tongue at just rooms. He's like, yeah, bedroom Now he's just thinking out his tongue at just rooms. He's like, yeah, bedroom. Buh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh,. Oh, what is that? So, a Scullin' Wendy come in to talk to her, and a Scull is like, you know, I mean, I like to have fun with my girlfriends. Like, we need to cut all of this out, you know? And Karen goes, yeah, I can toss my salad at home.

What's grabba's eggs preferably? And the girls are like, you know that that has another they're like laughing and like you know that has another meaning she's like what is it salad I don't get it is like is this something about like you know it's like what I go and clean my wheels I call that a rim job is it like that no like oh god Karen it's ass eating Karen and she's like oh I'm getting remarried. I'm leaving now I'm getting remarried remarried to Ray the one named sensation that everyone in the country knows Ray. I'm gonna be yeah she keeps just saying Ray as if

everyone knows who Ray is. I'm gonna go downstairs to the kitchen because I hear there's two ketchup bottles and you know as long as I'm getting remarried so should the ketchup bottles Katie's down there Just point Katie for Vanderpump rules. Yeah Katie from Vanderpump rules is just down there hitting the 57 So G of course is snoring in bed and me is cracking up she calls and checks on her mom and the kids and stuff snoring in bed and me is cracking up. She calls and checks on her mom and the kids and stuff and Then what so then Ashley is trying to call Michael, but sorry Michael's not gonna answer. Have you learned nothing? Do you think Michael's just gonna suddenly change? No, I'm sorry. I'm on a 48 hour business meeting leave a message after the beep So then Ashley tries oh Ashley tries to call Michael.

Sorry. I'm not gonna lie. So then everyone's getting ready for dinner and Chris is playing pool and I'm only pointing that out because they do a closeup on his drink because it's a Chrissy. So they have to really drive home.

Chris is an alcoholic now in the editor's room. Chris is an alcoholic and Karen's editor's room. Chris is an alcoholic and Karen's getting remarried. They're really good about like planting these signposts here so that we remember our through lines. They cut to a dough standing outside with a rock's glass and it's fine. I wonder how those cows are doing by the way. Yeah, the cow in the duck. The cow in the duck just watching. So it just tells us, I have said all I have to say to me, and I have nothing else to say to that girl.

And then me tell us, man, since the moment we had a great time for us cultured, and getting to the black people, but clearly no one knows how to act, self-included. So then just Ellen Robyn drive up in separate cars and in really bad moods, of course, because little do they know they just proved that this show can kind of do it without them, right? Because who really missed them? They clearly got a call from the producers. You need to come on the cast vacation and if you don't bad news, there's already a fight

happening, so you're disposable. Yeah, exactly. You could be fired any moment. You might want to get here. Okay. Yeah. So then they act like they're doing everyone this huge favor and Just like well me and my luggage are here. Ah, but let's be clear. I'm not here for Wendy and her stink face Yeah, and then and Robin says Ashley gave me a major guilt trip over this trip. So I gave in and thank goodness, Jacelle is coming along. So then Jacelle, does she get up to her room? I guess, well, Chris, she basically makes Chris bring all her stuff up to her room because she's got a broken foot.

And then she gets to her room and it's just like two twin beds and there's like a crab cake on the bed that a scholar left there three hours ago. And Jacelle is really upset because there's no bathroom in there. I know you go to take a vacation and you just end up like staying in something that's like Robin's house. Which is my thanks. Like they're stuck in the attic on these twin beds. I feel like they're free to go and about Rehoboth Beach. All they have to do is remember they're vacation to Rehoboth Beach season one and then they will, they should always be grateful for any accommodation they're in because then all better than that.

So Candace comes up and squeals and jumps on Robin and stuff and she's like, hi, foot to just out. And Robin's like, whoa, I heard that you were throwing salads. Yeah, and Candace tells the story and her version is, well, it escalated a little bit and then we went downstairs and Mia is talking to Ashley behind me and she's like, she's mean. So I took two pieces of lettuce and was like,

she has not fed you and she took a handful and she broke property and she broke porcelain. She again is making it seem like she just, you know, did very little and admittedly throwing two pieces of lettuce is not that big of a deal, but also throwing a handful of lettuce is also not that big of a deal. Yeah, I'm almost scoring on what was flung across the countertop at this point. Yeah, I need something heavier literally to score on. Okay. And you heard a gazelle.

You heard a, you heard a brass gazelle or stork or whatever the fudge that bird was. Yeah, was a waiting bird eagrid. So Candice, not quite a flamingo, but I'm going to go, I'm going to go with stork. So Candice, the point is this though, Candice started it. Okay, Candice started the actual part that went beyond just words. So she's like, can she kept saying,

vote budget, vote budget? And just so it goes, well, I wanted to talk to you about the your mother thing. She just, well, she came from my mother first. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. There's a difference between came to your mother and came for your mother first. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. There's a difference between came to your mother and came for your mother. Okay, she went to your mother and talked,

but she did not come for your mother. And in this group, we do not talk mothers. And Candace is like, yes, we do. People come for Dorothy all the time. And yeah, because Michelle just starts laughing. And she's like, no, because, one of the Chiselle is like, do we come for our mothers and Candace goes, yes. Chiselle just starts laughing. Like this girl's arranged. She's like, no, because, well, no, because Jacelle is like, do we come for our mothers and Candace goes, yes, Jacelle just starts laughing.

Like, this girl's the range. She's like, no, we do not, you know? So Candace goes, well, I said your mother's low budget. It's an equal situation, which I, I again, even though it was sort of just like a yo mama joke, I still think it was not an equal situation. So then Candace, she's like, you know, I only learned the situation later,

and then I saw the hurt in her face, but did she see the hurt in my face? I'm like about the parking lot. Come on. Yeah. We all saw the hurt. You were sobbing in the middle of the kitchen for no reason.

So then Candace is like, well, don't worry. Chris took me outside and yelled at me, and she just said, okay, good. And Robin says, well, I mean, I heard that Mia was crying. And Candice goes, oh, she was. She was. Really? I didn't know she was crying.

Oh. So then Candice tells us, if I had known about Mia's mom trauma and childhood, I would have read her big ass hands or feed her something. I wouldn't have talked about her mom. So then, just all says, so where are you now? She's like, we are nowhere now. So then Candace leaves because Wendy

wants to come in and say hello. And Wendy's like, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. And Jisal's like, oh, look at her. She's smiling. I haven't seen back in a long time. When he's like, oh, good. So the attic ladies complaining already. Yeah, and such a cell is like, oh good. So, the attic ladies complaining already. Yeah, and such a cell is like, so what bathroom

should we be using? And Wendy goes, does this room not have a bathroom? I mean, it's like a closet. Like, do you see any bathrooms around here, Wendy? They're both being so passive aggressive. It's amazing. So, just elderly says, do you see one, nah! And Wendy's like, shit, I don't know,

Wums won't assign individuals got to pick. So I guess since you guys were the last ones, this is what was left. Oopsies. And Juzal's like, well, because you're the host, what bathroom should two additional people be using? You were last, okay? You were last, man.

And Wendy's like, well, there's a bathroom downstairs. And then we just get a close-up of Jisels' foot. Yeah, but also, like, isn't there, there's no bathroom on the second floor whatsoever? I mean, I guess maybe that's possible. But, yeah, we get the close-up on the foot. And then Ashley sort of, like, breaks up the tension by sort of barging in with a bunch of shots for everyone. And then Mia walks in and you know, Robin is in no mood. She's like, well, I don't know what to do with this point. I just don't know. I'm like, you just, have you ever stayed at someone's house

before? It's just, it's like really simple, you know, just you say you have your bed and then use a bathroom, A bathroom, one of the many bathrooms in this building. Emma Giselle has the nerve to tell us, okay, when the, once again, you failed. I have come to the Eastern Shore and you can't make sure I have a bathroom. You just trying to not let people use the bathroom

at your outside party in a construction zone. That's right. What are you talking about? Exactly, and I'm sorry that when you did not consult with I am pay beforehand to make sure there was like a bathroom built on to this room for you and you can leave After late after saying you're not coming so whatever so then it's nighttime everybody's getting ready now and Rogers Roger Sorry, it's my brother Roger. I'm on Mad at Roger I'm like, how dare he act like this on the real house of Potomac. I used to work with a Roger.

It's a big guy who used to order this enormous pizza for us all the time. The size of a pizza, the size of a, I don't even know this. I can't even say how big the pizza was. It was just so big. You don't just like visually know the numbers of pizzas like the size. It was like larger than any large pizza

than you would ever see. Any extra large pizza. I'm trying to like think of a visual reference. Like it was the saw, it was like the, you could put a pole in it and it would be a proper umbrella size. I can fully extend it umbrella. I like them when they're the size of those giant clocks that everybody puts in their

kitchen because I can't think of like other designer things or like design things. I mean, an enormous enormous pizza that like does not fit through a doorway. Yeah. So everybody's getting ready and Robin's like, so fit, do it doorway. Yeah. So everybody's getting ready and Robin's like, so we're just, god damn it, I'm gonna kill you with your Roger pizza, okay? So Robin's like, we're just gonna be low budget

for the weekend and everyone's gathering at the kitchen and I love that she just brought low budget into it because it's like hello, read the room, all right? So Wendy's like, well, we call a coordinate when we go on vacation, it's our thing. It's the Ocepho way of life. I was like, oh God, of course we knew. We knew by the like live laugh love, this is us post during your bedroom, okay?

This also explains why Eddie now has new boobs. I was like, okay, so some coordination got it. I'm like, wow, it's so it's some coordination. Got it. I'm like, wow, it's a lot of boobs on that family. So they all got into the party van and everything. And she is already in the van. He's an early van getter into. And so then Jazelle gets on the van.

He's like, hi Robin. And she's like, I'm just a lot. Or they're like, that's Jaze so. So, and then of course, can't just winds up getting stuck sitting next to me, which is perfect for all of us. And she says, sitting next to me is like getting picked last for Dodge ball. So I have a feeling she would know. Yeah. So, actually, yeah, isn't she? Yeah. So Ashley, um, Ashley comes in and you know, they're all just taking their seats and she sits next to

Karen. Karen's sitting between Jacelle and Ashley and she's like, so she seems mice and just goes like, he tried to stick a stone at me. I'm just like, no way you lie. So they're all laughing together and Jacelle and Karen getting along. look at that yeah she goes do you know what tossing salad is just like yeah of course you know what tea bagging is is it something you do right before you get remarried in story county hmm Karen goes oh are you talking about balls? Is that right? Balls? Just I was like, this just I was like, well what on a man looks like a tea bag.

And if you were to drink tea, you would have to put it in your remarriage vows, right? Tea in your remarriage vows. What on a man looks like a tea bag? Under his chin. No. His breast. No. His butt no his elbows all right. Let's think of a man that's not Ray So Karen's like well they talk so familiar with their tea bagging shit, you know they do it You know for the record. This is the only tea bagging. I do and she'd like lifts up a little tea bag from her tea It's a single wick do it for the record. This is the only G-Bagging I do.

And she lifts up a little T-Bag from her T. It's a single Wicked T-Bag for the record, by the way. Must be Wendy's. So she says, I don't need any more lessons tonight. I'm through, but not as through, it's Robin. Because Robin is just in the worst mood. And he's like, he okay, Robin. And she's like, I'm on my period.

Yeah. And then they're trying to like, G is sort of like waking up, going back to sleep, but he's awake now. And they're sort of joking around about the theme for the weekend because the whole thing is supposed to be G, V, O, good vibes only. And they're like, G, what's the theme for this weekend? He goes, G, O, V, which is of course, at the end of like the White House website,

.G-O-V. He must have made a mistake. He's like, I used to work for them. I used to work for good drives only. So, and then they're just like talking about, they're just like joking about GVO, G-O-V, and then G is like long dick to be had. That, I don't know where that came from, but. And Candace, because he goes, T-T, he goes, L-G-T-T,

I'm like, what's that? He's like long dick to be had. And Candace is like, um, that would be L-D-T-B-H. He's like, okay, I was struggling, all right? You shouldn't have welcomed me up. It's just like a very strange episode of Sesame Street happening on this bus.

He really is. And it's funny that Candace, you know, is being all nice and charming. He's like, oh, I just called your wife a whore and you a pamphoon. This is fun on the bus now. Why are we having fun now? Yeah.

It's like they just take like a little break. That's one of the best things about this show, I think. That they go so hard and they're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that they go so hard and then they're like, oh no, what do you guys want for dessert? Yeah, seriously. So then they get to this restaurant called Foxies and they sit at this table, they're out on a patio and notably they have a big long table and then on one side of the table is like a small table of men and on the other side of the table is a small table of women. And so they're sort of bisecting these two groups. So Wendy gives a little speech and it's very Wendy.

It's like, look, we're all together, yay. So then they're gonna have a crab boil tomorrow. And Chris is like, and we're gonna catch them. They're like, no. So they start doing GVO, GVO, screaming,, or shouting like cheering GVO GVO. And then they order some drinks and just sell, you know, just sells evil, but God, she can order. She orders crab claws to start and then a brownie as her entree, salty caramel brownie for her entree. I mean, that's pretty legendary, right? You know, she just goes for it.

So then Ashley's trying to set up just all of the guys at the table and she says that there's a guy and a blue sweater best, he keeps giving her eyes. And to me, it sort of begins and ends blue sweater vest, but I appreciate it the effort and everything. And Karen's like, Ashley, have you called home? Yeah, have you called home? Tell Michael that the ambassador of Surrey County welcomes him with open arms to her remarriage to Rey. And then Ashley's like, I did. Michael took the baby to work. And it's really great because he

had his assistant feed the baby. And she's like, the assistant breastfed the baby. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, I'm just like, no, I pumped my milk. And he's like, I was just kidding, G's feed. It was my cousin. So then he was breastfed, of course, by the assistant. Yeah. So then Mia turns to G and she starts kissing him.

And she's like, I'm like enough of not showing you a pain in the air. I'm not enough. And he's like, oh, no, what's that? I'm like, just playing my fangstand. He's like, oh, like, I thought it was a fun, I thought it was another fun thing, you know, yeah. And then Robyn's doing that, that really annoying thing where she's in a bad mood. So she's really going to broadcast that she's like, oh, they're gonna go to hotels nearby I'm looking for a hotel looking for a hotel it's like okay Robin we get it you don't like your

accommodation I know I love that she thinks it's a big threat it's like you won't get to wake up with me tomorrow everybody darn Robin's not here how are we gonna enjoy this bagel? I know. She's like, I need my own bathroom, I'm on my period, and I want a ball up and cry. So, uh, yeah, she's like, I can't, I'm a party pooper. I don't give a shit. Fuck you all. Yeah, so they do shots and the waitresses like this table of men bought you those shots and Karen's like, I'm not these women that need more shots. Although, hello sailor. So then um and Karen's like, but these women don't need more shots, although my love sailor. So then the wives are at the next table. That's who the other table of ladies is.

And they're like, excuse us, what about your wives? No shots for us. It's like, and then it's actually a commercial break as if like the drama between the extras is going, it's gonna be the thing that we care about most which honestly it what I was actually a little invested so when we come back jazels like oh he's married not to love connection and there all the women are kind of like laugh doing like laugh anger you know

like you got you got you got us shots but not them etc so then Karen gets up and she goes over to the man and she goes, Hi, how are you? Ambassador to Surrey County. Welcome, welcome. We really appreciate your shots, but I'm about to celebrate my 25th anniversary with Ray. I'm sure you know who Ray is because I just said his name like that. And they, you know, they are truly your woman and I'm gonna need you to buy them whatever they want. Go broke on this, buy them, buy them anything and if you need any ideas, of course, there's a wedding registry for me and Ray that you can participate in and then buy me something whatever they want, go broke on this, buy them anything and if you need any ideas, of course, there's a wedding registry for me and Ray

that you can participate in and then buy me something and then buy for your wife too, if you care. If you watch all marriage to last, I need to arch in the pockets boys. So then Wendy's like, and I would like to make a toast. Okay, Wendy, enough. Enough of your toast. Thank you for planning the trip. Okay, you don't get to make a toast every two minutes. But she does. She's like a toast to

forgiveness and me and doesn't really toast. And then Ashley, you know, Ashley must be feeling better. So I got Ashley is feeling fine. So she's just just gonna come in and throw a bunch of shit against the wall. And here's you! She's good at it. She is good at it. She is good at it. She is good at it. She is good at it. She is good at it.

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We're all good, right? And me and Gus, yeah, because you're a real man. And he's saying we're all good between him and G, by the way. He's like looking at G and be like, we're all good. We're all good. And also, I want to point out, I don't know if you caught this, but when Ashley said, Chris, how do you feel about what happened earlier today?

Did you want to come, yes, Clayton, help? You hear Jazelle go, oh, good question. Good question. And then it cuts to Jazelle's like, oh, Ashley, we were doing so well, which again shows, you know, Giselle's typical, you know, two-facedness on these things, which I love. That's the reason why I love her to be honest. So Chris is like, we're good, right? Yeah, me. It says, because you're a real man. So then Chris is like, well, you know, I just, that's great because like, that's the place I want to get to with Michael.

And Ashley goes, well, but he has opinions about your lifestyle like you have opinions about his lifestyle What lifestyle is he living exactly the like grabbing asses of production members? We're like waking up with randos on a hotel room I don't know I don't know that I would describe any of this as a lifestyle ma'am, okay? Yeah, yeah, I don't think so. I think Chris is like, I have never said, not one thing about Michael and I was like, false!

And then we see a reunion flashback of Chris saying that Michael has a history of just respecting women on the show basically, which is not necessarily false. That's true, it's completely true. And so Chris is like, yeah, I've never said one word, and she goes, yeah, but your wife has. And he says, yeah, but your man talks mad shit about me and he chance he gets.

And Candace goes, Michael referred to Chris as white trash. She goes, yeah, and you called Michael what, a slave driver? And she's like, well, I've never referred to him as white trash. Like, and we see it again, like the scale, again, the scale of, well, maybe I called him a slave driver, but he called my husband white trash. Yeah. And then we see the tweet where Candice called Michael

and overseer. So, and she's like, but you called him a slave driver and Candice goes, what because he drives his slaves? And Chris is like, okay, I want you to stop. I want you to stop. And of course, no, Ashley is rightfully pissed and she's like, you know, so you're calling me a slave. Like, you're just trying to get your call me a slave.

Like, you better, like, you can't get it straight to save your mother fucking life as what she says. Yeah, I'm at least like, uh, go and left. It's going left. Yeah, she's like, yeah, you can't even keep your eyelashes side, even your eyelashes are sideways. Go ahead, go ahead. And she's like, you have no idea how to be a civil human being.

And she's like, and neither does your husband. Oh, no, Chris says that. Chris says, oh, and neither does your husband. And she's, yeah, I'm not talking to you right now. Okay. So you got into a fight with me today and you actually put your hand in me as face today. And then you had the audacity to say,

oh, I already went through this last year. And then we see a clip of that. And I was confused about how Candace was saying that. Was she like, oh, you don't want to put your hand in my face. I've already done this last year. Like, is she pretending that she won that fight? I mean, what's me? How was she saying it?

Like, I mean, it's you're asking me to divine logic from what Candace is saying, and I'm not sure I can really do that. I think that in the moment she was just sort of implying like, oh, like I got into a fight last time. And, you know, it was not a good thing. So, like, you know, you better be careful around me because like I'm gonna fight. I think she's trying to say, like, I will fight back, you know. And I went to the court. Yeah, that's how I went to the court.

I took this to the courts, right? While she is simultaneously putting her hands right in Mia's fantasy. Yes, which of course. And Mia also put her hand. There's a lot of hands in the general common area there so So basically Ashley tells us you know that the common denominator in both the situations is Candace and if bothers her Bathers Ashley that can't just want to play the victim instead of acknowledging and taking ownership of her role in these

Clashes Right and so Ashley says we were all a part of what happened last year and it was pretty traumatic and Candace goes, and you played a huge part in that because no one did not ma'am. She says, yes. And I will never speak about it with you because you were out. Bow, fuck up individual in that. And she's like, oh, oh, go ahead. No, she's like, you're the one who's the fight. You threw salad at Mia, which I think is such a funny thing to say. Like you threw salad at her. You think is such a funny thing to say like you threw salad at her. You started to do the salad. And Candice is just going don't go there with me and she goes oh really don't go there you can point your finger at me all you want Candice I don't care and she's like you

are foul and fucked up you are foul and fucked up you are foul and fucked up. And now Chris is going, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Not that too. I actually felt like the way he was talking to her was like he was talking to like a puppy I really felt like he's like a puppy who pees on the couch. He keeps telling her go outside She's like I do not need to go outside So it's a weird dynamic between the two of them a very weird dynamic so he gets up and leaves and She said canvas is still you know yelling and asking's like, you got involved in some legal shit. And then, was freaking him. So yeah, he leaves. So then, dumb, dumb, dumb commercial.

So when we come back, Ashley's just kind of scrunching at her face because now she's like, ew, Chris, that's gross. Cause they cut back to the part where he's like, get up, you're going outside. I'm like, no, I don't need to go outside. Yeah. And so, you know, yeah, she, and so

basically, Candace is like, where's your husband? We don't know if he's at home, if he's in the strip club, turn your fine to friend on Fonderman. I mean, she can't this is always willing. I mean, she's actually not wrong in this situation, by the way, but she's always willing to go there, right? I mean, even though she was telling us that for someone who talks so much about like, you can't just say anything to me she really says some nasty things on these confessionals so Wendy's like what happened to GVO and Candace says good vibes only actually can suck my dick and she's like bitch you ain't got no dick she's like taunting her now she's like yeah you have an oversized clip but you

do not have a dick and Candace goes oh oh, no, that's your friend Mia. It's like oh my god Do you need someone else against you right now? Yeah, Mia just like laughs and goes I'm sorry She gets in my nerves. She's like brochures that are off center totally on my nerves So Dre goes outside and comforts Chris and he's like, are you okay? And he's like, no, I'm not about this shit, this is stupid. So then, Dre's like, does this happen all the time? Were it escalates like that? And he's like, every time, every single time.

And you know what happens to the guys? We had to be collateral damage. He's like, just breathe. Just breathe. Just breathe. It's fucking annoying, bro. I mean, I feel like the reason why Drake went out there was really less to comfort.

Chris, I think he was just like, wow, I cannot believe I allowed myself to come on this show finally. So, so then, yeah, at the back at the table, Mia's saying, it tells Candace, you can't say she's acting at the character because so aren't you. And then Candace goes, this isn't your fight. You're sitting next to your benefactor. Behave.

And then she just starts laughing. Do you just cracks up? I mean, you know who else is sitting next to their benefactor? Chris. Okay, I'm so sick of her throwing that around. So then Robin is like, well, you know, with Candace, you just don't know what she's gonna say. We've seen this over and over and over again with her

It's almost like she's looking for trouble. Oh Really oh so that's your opinion now nice So basically they use Candace to help her get rid of Monique like I can't with Robin and Jizzel. Okay, so then Jizzel. I love your hatred of them. It's just so pure. You're hatred for Robin and Jizzel. Sometimes I just love to listen to it.

I love to take it in. Oh, well, and then I calm down and I'm like, oh, they're really fun and funny. And then they pull Jizzel like this episode. Yeah, I mean, they're being for sure, like, very annoying this episode, but generally speaking're being for sure like very annoying this episode but um generally speaking they crack me up. So Jacelle's like well I'm the kept man because she made me. Candace says oh good very good then very good. He says I'm

happy as a motherfucker just good good then. I mean it's like yeah he's on my pain roll and Candace goes I'm but be, on the curb is where he found you. Oh, fuck off. And they're, oh, how is everyone not just saying, fuck off, just leave, you're gross. Who says that in front of the husband? Get out of here. But again, Mia and G are just laughing

on how ridiculous this is. And so by the way, and this little spat is happening right in front of Karen. And so there's fingers that are like happening. And she goes, if one more finger goes in front of my face, I'm going to bite it. And then I'll let you know if it'll be served at our remarriage reception.

So then G is like, so when did you lose control of this? They all start cracking up. And then Candace gets up. She's like calm now. And so she gets up and me, I I guess might wanna check on your husband. She's just I'm shut up Chris so she she finds Chris she goes she goes did Chris get me over out of here or what? So Chris goes can you please please? I don't want you could you just please be the bigger person just let some shit go Which is probably something he has to say like literally every day at Trader Joe's at the bank

Just like walking through a park. He just he just is probably bleeding every single day for this and it will never happen So then Actually is talking to just all about everything that just happened. And she was, I mean, why would she do that knowing what we all went through last year? And Jiselle's like, well, I wasn't going to let her blame last year on you. And she was put to do it again. So like put your finger in someone's face and be like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do?

I mean, we went through this last year. And Jiselle's like, yeah, that's not cool. And Robin says, yeah, it's like she's asking for it. Yeah, they basically feel like they went last year. It was all in vain because it's almost like she never learned. I'm like, you guys are on the real housewives. You aren't supposed to learn. You're supposed to repeat your valve behavior for season after season after season until

you get asked. So then Chris is like, he's talking to Candaceans, so they're gonna be calm and she says, I was calm when you left. So that they come back. Yeah, calmly calling a woman a whore and calling her, it's saying her husband

picked her up off the curb. Yeah, exactly. So all this food is arriving, it looks also good. And then they come back and just like, I want to apologize to the whole restaurant, duh. And Karen says, well, this is a pissing contest and nobody is running out of urine, which is interesting metaphor to end up so long.

But this is a carin' out of a great bizarre episode. I loved every carin' moment in this episode as usual. Well, and that was it. That was the end of a really rocky and explosive episode, just so, so good. Thank you all for listening. Stay tuned, because the next episode up is our Real Housewives of Salt Lake City recap,

which is going to be so fun. I cannot wait to talk about it. And remember to tune in to talk to the talk. I'm gonna set talk. Take a seat, which is tonight, seven o'clock on the West Coast, 10 o'clock on the East Coast, and we're going to talk about,

da, all what we just talked about here. We're gonna talk about Megan King, is she Owens now, I think, and everything, all the stuff, Salt I think, um, and everything. All the stuff, Salt Lake City, all the good stuff. So that's on the Spotify Green Room app, and we'll talk to you either there, or somewhere. Bye everyone. Bye!

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