Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Salad Tossy Posse

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

The Real Housewives of Potomac take a couples trip, and Candiace comes for Mia. Salad is tossed. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cupi from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I've got a cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. The podcast for all that crap we just all love to talk about on you bros. I'm Ronnie Ronnie. I'm Hi, and I'm with my little Bestie from the Westie literally way west of me. His name is Ben

Mandelker. Hi, Ben. Hey, Ronnie. How are you? Welcome to Monday, okay? We're here. We made it. We sure are. And I only have a little bit of lettuce in my hair. Um, yeah, well, if you're gonna throw food, make it that. You know, leave the carbs on the table, people. All right, you're gonna have to deal with me. Um, welcome to the show, everybody.

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I just want to mention about the bonus episodes that last week we recapped the first episode of Great British Bake Off and we had so much fun. Although we're not necessarily going to dive into it again this week because the cast is really big and it's like a big sprawling affair for us to take notes. So we're going to sort of like wait for the cast to pair down a little bit and we're going to revisit it then. But we'll for sure, I know I'm probably going to revisit it then but we'll for sure I know I'm probably going to bring it up on the bony this week just to chat about it a little bit as well as several other TV shows that we've been watching so just want to give a heads up for people who are like you know wondering about our great British Bake Off coverage.

Well that was the opposite of a plug. You see here I am plugging everything. It is. It's a magic. It's a magic. Imagine you come across your room and start unplugging everything. You're like my dad plugging everything. It is. It's a magic. You come across the room and start unplugging everything. You're like my dad. I go into a room. I turn off the turn on the light. He comes right behind me and turns off the lights. Well, what if I say we'll talk about squid game? How about that? That's a good plug. Okay. Yeah. There you go. Saved it. You re-plugged it. Thank you. Because you watch all of it. I'm two episodes in I still got more to watch I'm probably gonna binge the rest tomorrow But you know so like less cake more squid, right? That's always been something that people have felt in their lives

Yeah, the great British squid bakeoff Could you imagine if they merge those two shows? Yeah You have to bake until a giant robot says like Green light red light. Yes. If you're caught mixing, you just get shot. The worst bakeer gets shot right in the head, right away.

It's just a giant 10 foot tall robot of Paul Hollywood. Yeah. The final person just wins a simple robotic handshake from a ski spall. Ha ha ha ha. All right, well, here we are. The final person just wins a simple robotic can shake from a ski spa. All right. Well, here we are. I know it's going to be a fun day on watch or crap ends because my first line is your mama's low budget.

So mine is juju on the rug. Yeah, juju on the rug. So me is like, well, I'm a help me. You know, you want to run around on the sink, King's Bing? Yeah, Mia is packing for the big, I guess, final cast trip to the Eastern Sea Shore or the Eastern shores that Wendy has arranged. And so she's packing the kids are like sad that she's going

and she's such a shit started me up. One of the kids are like sad that she's going. And she's such a shit started me up. One of the kids is sobbing. He's like, no, mom, you're leaving me for a thousand days. And she's like, you don't want to stay with grandma. No, stop putting words into his mouth to torture your mother, okay? Leave your mother alone.

Well, you know what, I thought was funny. It was that she tells her she tells him yeah I'm going to Chesapeake. I'm like stop bragging to your child don't don't give them a mm like this yeah and this ring $30,000. That's your child why are you one-uping your child like that. I know she's one-uping her child and kind of dissing her mom at the same time. Like trying to make her mom look like a bad babysitter.

So, Gorg is saying, listen, we haven't been on a trip in years, and now we have to go with your friends. Like, I don't wanna do that. And he's saying that as if he's gonna be the normal one there and everyone else could be crazy. Right, that's like sort of the implication. Like, ugh, I don't wanna hang out people, I don't know. Like, he's gonna be the normal one there and everyone else is gonna be crazy That's like sort of the implication like I don't want to hang out people out now like they're gonna be so annoying They'll probably get too drunk. They'll probably say inappropriate things. I'll have to smile politely at I know cut to Gordon

Like doing a huge like donkey dick panamine thing Exactly So she's like yeah, he doesn't like being bothered by everyone else's shot, but, you know, we just always, you know, he's always a good time. And he's like, well, but you know me, right? You know that when I get out, I could be a little extra. So this always happens. I guess so.

I think it's always dangerous when someone says, you know I can be a little extra. No one in the history of the phrase, I can be a little extra means that they are truly just slightly extra. That means that you are a full on mass and people have to scoop you up and take care of you and put you to bed. Yes. So she's like, yeah, but you know, there's some issues. I told you already about the low budget. I mean mean Candice was very upset with me and you can talk about me but don't bring anyone's mom into. I'm so sorry you have to stay with your grandmother. I'm giving you a helmet and a kitchen knife to put in

your diaper just in case. Seriously, so Mia tells us if she decides she wants to move forward, I'm in a space to move forward. Specifically a space where I can take some brochures and put them forward on the desk. And if she decides she wants to stay in high school, then we can all go all the way back to high school, which as we all know is where we learn various things like how to throw letters of people. I can do that. Um, so then we got a canvases and she's got a new fucking horrible chandelier. You know it's awful.

Sometimes I wonder if my opinions on everything in her house are just colored, the fact that I don't like her, but this is just, this is an objectively terrible chandelier. Okay, it's terrible. It literally looks like the coronavirus, right? She's like, I would like to commemorate this year by hanging a coronavirus over my table. It looks like that Halloween plastic, you know,

that they make like spooky black chandeliers out of spooky shiny black plastic. And it's kind of van der Promphe and Nickelanean, if you will, because it's a chandelier inside of a big orb. It's just awesome. Yeah, I mean, it sort of looks like a science project like when you have to make an atom, you know, and so there's like the rings and there's the protons, the neutrons. But it's like, it's like if an atom had a bad hair day, essentially, it's like the worst

atom you've ever seen. It's like the red bomb atom. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's an atom from Shots of St. It's like, if an Adam were Adam, if it just had like a shaggy beard and wind a lot, and then it was like hanging over table. Ow, Candace. Yeah, and she's applauding herself

as she comes down the stairs and sees it. She's like, oh, this is so pretty. Should they come down more? Yes. It should come down, period. Just bring it down. It should come down and go in the garbage. But to Candace's credit, she's the first person on Bravo

to say she's our cutie-re-correctly. She gets, let me get our shark cutie-re. And I was like, okay, all right. Yeah, last night on Twitter, she said, oh my God, new money is just something like that. And... Candace. I was like, I'm sorry, she had dupe on.

I'm... Candace. I was like, I'm sorry, she had to pounce. I'm. Candace. I'm sorry. Candace Hines over there. Yeah, what can I do you own? Neem money. Yeah, it was something like that. And I was like, wow, she's really pushing that old money with her proper usage of charcootery. So, um, so she's just down with Chris and Chris, uh, she declared he doesn't need crackers because she serves as a charcootery plate with no crackers, of course. But he's like, yeah, I don't need that. It's too many cobs. And then he's like sipping his booze, you know, so then, uh, drunk storyline because she's like,pping his booze, you know. So then, uh, I was like, it's drunk storyline,

because she's like, is it drinking time again already? Cause that's every scene he's in. It's like, we're drinking already. Are we drinking right now? You got to love cannabis trying to make everyone like her husband while she's also trying to push my husband is an alcoholic storyline on everybody. Look at us, just two old moneyed people

who can't communicate, because we just talk through our booze. Just look at us. Oh, so he's having a cigar and they're talking about the videos that are being edited right now. She's like, I get three edits, right? Which is kind of a funny way to put it.

Like that's the package they bought. Yeah, yeah. Apparently they did not get the fourth edit to edit out the microphone, bobbing in and out of frame during the little vignette at the top of the video, which ironically did not sound like it was actually even mic'd. So. But they did get the edit featuring the Roomba voice

that actually sings that fucking song. So, congrats. Well, the money they saved in by not hosing down the parking lot for the shoot, they were able to apply towards not editing any of the microphones out. Now we're down to ragging on her not washing the parking lot. Well, not about not washing, but but like you're supposed to spray down, if you're, it's a video shoot, you're supposed to spray down there this red or asphalt.

Yeah, don't you guess. You have to look at the bathroom. Yeah, you gotta watch it. No, it's called, yeah, it's called watch anything, okay? It's called, you know, like that expression, like I would rather watch paint dry. I literally would watch asphalt dry, except it wasn't wet in the first place.

So she tells us she's indie. She's an indie artist, guys. So, she's so indie. She's like a regular Jill Sobule. Yeah. And she's really trying to sign with E1, who also has Usher and Brandy, so. That's exciting.

I just like to point out Usher and Brandy have music videos with spray-done asphalt. That's it! That's it! It's got a pointy now, it's got a thing! I mean, let's just listen. Listen, you know. You gotta spray down that asphalt guys.

When Ron and I release our music video for, you know, Hey, Batch, there's gonna be spray down asphalt in the background, okay? Yeah, mark my words. Um, so let's see. So she's like, yeah, I'm gonna have a distribution deal so that I can have control and they just market it and There's no backup plan Yes, sir. Well there is you're shooting a pilot and you're going to you're getting a masters There's like and you're on a TV show literally there is a back. There's like three backup plans for the forest name is Dorothy Okay, that is yeah, that's well, that's just the main plan. Let's be honest. That's just the plan. And the chandelier. I mean, you know, might earn a few bucks on American

retail. Bro, show. And you can't hear a horror story. Okay, so my Murphy may want it as a set, you know. Yeah. So then we go to talking about the last party that they had and she's like, I mean, the party was weird. They were asking me about the video and then I asked Mia if she walked up to my mom and asked her if my husband was on the payroll. I mean, she said that wasn't shady.

And he's like, well, what other kind of way is there to ask that? Well, there's the, there is a way to say that's not shady as in like, hi, I'm from the IRS and I need to know if your husband's on the payroll. So Candace is like, and then she sees fit to call my music video low budget. I mean, what about shooting in a local park parking lot and not even being able to spray down the asphalt it says low budget I don't know I don't know I did a box step in front of a Nissan Central what the fuck is that bitch talking about we had full catering coupons that you could redeem

for one day only that's not low budget I'm said, so I said your mother's low budget. He's like, oh, good. And she goes, she's like, oh, everybody's intimidated by me. Okay, I'm like, who wants a big ol' leaky booty, a big ol' leaky lips, a botch clitoris, who is really intimidated by a size 14 foot? It's not becoming a pattern that every time you feel intimidated or you feel out of place You want to project that people are intimidated by you and I refer to her as the projector. I'm like, wow That is a burn the projector. Wow

She's really leaning into her projector thing and it's just her hands clapped and then she opens her hands Yeah, I'm not's like an open laptop. I mean, it could be really anything that opens and closes. I'm not really sure what the fuck she's talking about with her. Yeah, she's kind of like, she's sort of like role playing that scene in Pretty Woman with the jewels. I'm gonna like, what do you get closes it on?

Julie Roberts fingers, you know? She's sort of like in that process. Okay, well, you did that. So I have to pretend I'm Julie Roberts for a moment when that thing closes and she goes So Chris is like He's like so Candice doesn't think with her hands and Chris goes that looks like one of those things You ever have one of those things in school over her projectors? I'm like, Chris, she literally said the projector. Like, what sort of comparison is this?

Hey, you know, when you do the projector thing, that looks like a projector. Well done, Chris. Well done. Well, he's drinking. He's drunk. It's a drunk story. He's so drunk right now. Yeah, but she also did terrible pantomiming Which I don't know why anyone who's like seen her work would be shocked But that's not really what a projector does it actually is not and actually by the way

It also speaks to how little Chris paid attention in school that he thought that's what a projector look like a projector looks like E.T. essentially right also can we just leave people with big feet alone, lady? I mean, I've got feet that look like a small puppy that's been smushed. Okay, my feet look like a small puppy that's been flattened. Okay, I've got huge, huge square feet, then I leave it in shoes. Okay, and I shouldn't have to apologize to you for it. Okay, I have to live with these things every day. Where's my parade? Where's my victim parade? You know, fuck you. That's not very nice.

Yeah, I mean, listen, if you got big feet, that's more attractions. Walk on what pavement if you know what I'm saying. But as far, you know, Canvas is always going after what the way people look. And it's pretty obnoxious and rude. And on top of that, she's lucky that no one has returned the favor for her because people could go in on any number of things about Candace, any number of things, and no one does, and she doesn't really receive that. And if she received that, maybe as a child, she received it, but if she did receive that, I'm sure she would not appreciate it, and she would learn her lesson. Yeah. So she's start talking about the girls trip and

Crisis like his is drake coming because I really like him. She's like, yeah, he's very calm and quiet He's like I'm a loud mouth. Well, I guess when Darby's around I am and then so we see a clip again Of him being like back up off me back up off me Darby back up off me after Dar like, well, I would like to say this about your place of business. What was that fight about at the, uh, you was saying you got a control your wife. Oh right, you got a control your wife or you got a control your Tommy footed wife over there. Michael Darby's playing it right

because he's staying out of the limelight and as a result, Chris is the one who's looking like the big douchebag this season at all times you know so then we go over speaking of which we go we see Ashley walking with her baby and an orchid over to Robbins townhouse and she's she just goes over to hang out and everything and they have some like chitter chat about like Rob and Rob I'm so excited to get out of this town as I thought I'd be out by now. You know the usual same stuff. Did you not notice Robin's burnt teapot? I did because it's the same color as my teapot and guess what mine's not burnt. But mine mine has some some some browning.

I actually thought it was my teapot but but my teapot, no, no, no, shantal. I didn't name shantal. It was actually, it's a brand called shantal. And I was like, well, I'm gonna keep it. It says it's shantal. I got a name. It's gonna be shantal. But shant, my shantal has like a big ostentatious handle. It's actually kind of annoying. It's like a big thing. Like, well, look at me boys. I've got a handle. And now Sean tall. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM Where's Robbins is more of like a oh Miriam, you know, you know, I feel like Robbins teapot every time she turns it on is like oh It's always just like just finishing up some other task hold on I mean I remember I had a teapot for a while because I was my thing like I was convinced if I stopped drinking coffee and started drinking green tea, I would look like 20 and be thin.

I don't know where I got that from, but anyway, so I got a teapot and then I never cleaned it, but I would leave it on the stove while I was cooking. So it was like covered in grease and dust and just, you know, it was gross. And then when it got heated up, it turned brown like that because it was so dirty from the first, basically, I have teapot trauma. So when I saw that dirty shantal, I was like, oh, no. I, um, with my teapot, with shantal, I've pulled a full on Kyland. If I ever go on Big Brother and people pull up, you know,

tweets where I complain to companies, you will find one where I complain to Chantal about Chantal because like within a day, it had like little rusts kind of marks around the handle. And I was like, what is this? I just bought this a day ago and it's already rusting Chantal. And then it's been fine ever since.

So now I feel embarrassed that I like literally put that out there on the internet, like me complaining about a tea pot. But you know, shontall. And then it's been fine ever since. So now I feel embarrassed that I literally put that out there on the internet, like me complaining about a teapot. But you know, that's life. And you know what, shontall is a part of the family now. Wow. One teapot comment and look where we are. Tell me where we are. Looks like we made it.

That's what, that's what Miriam sounds like when she reaches a bowl of the boil She just thinks she whistles and I had to wait So they're talking about how she's moving and then it of course it talks to the party shady the shading is at the party So actually it's like well, I had fun, but wow, first off, Candice came in on the war path. And she's like, I mean, calling me his mom low budget, her mom was a drug addict and they're rebuilding a relationship.

And Ashley didn't have no idea. So she's like, what? So then Robin says, Candice likes to play a dirty because she's been on the receiving end of criticism about her mother, but she needs to stop and think before she says something really hurtful, which I think she did to me.

Yeah, so, um, basically then they start talking about Robin versus Wendy. And Robin's like, the girls in us, so I mean, if I don't agree with her, then we just get into huge argument. I don't get it. And Robin, I love how Robin remembers things, you know. I would never get mad if someone said that about my man cut to Robin, you know, showing up at Ashley's place of business to scream at her about talking. Right, her man.

So yeah, Robin, Robin's going off. So Ashley's like, yeah, when she said a trip, I got excited because it's going to be like a different energy. And then I get these texts. So we see, yeah, they're all on a text thread together. And we see a flashback to Juselle with Cal getting her hair done. And she's like, this is what I'm going to send. I don't feel welcome to come on your trip, due to the rudeness of your'm going to send. I don't feel welcome to come on your trip. Do to the rudeness of your event.

And send. And Kale's like, oh, you press send. Okay. Every gay guy who's best friends with a girl totally got this scene. Like this is so many times in my life. You're like, no, don't press it. Okay, you just press and okay. I'm not just a cheerleader gay.

If I'm gonna be the advice gay, you have to listen to it sometime. Yeah, exactly. And just like, I don't know anyone who invites someone on a trip by being nasty to them. Me and my luggage will not be coming. No, thank you Wendy. You just had a party called the reasonably shady party. Literally she was being shady to you at your shady party, which she came to in good spirits and you're the one who actually like went out of your way to tell her that she was

wouldn't have been welcome to go to the bathroom in the house unless Robin had convinced her otherwise. So I don't understand why Wendy's that fault here. Yes. So then Robin's like, well, I don't blame Tizal. Of course, God Robin. Just think for yourself for one. God damn, I'm in your life lady. So Ashley just sighs.

And then we go over to Wendy's house and she's talking to Zoe the dog, who's like the sweetest little dog that just sits there and lets herself get dressed and all sorts of humiliating shit gets done to her and she just sits there like please laugh me. She takes it. Yeah. She takes it. So yeah Wendy wraps the dog up in like an animal print thing and she's feeling sort of morally conflicted about that and then she starts telling Eddie about the flotty posse text group and she's like, some people took it upon themselves to say how because of how the invite was given, they're not going to come. And I decided in a very Zen-Wen way, the invitation still stands and everyone is still welcome and I will be packing nothing but positive energy.

Love Zen-Wen. So then back to Ashley, she's like, oh my gosh. And then comes Robin on the text thread. Thanks for celebrating reasonably shady, enjoy your trip. And she's like, well, what do you expect from me? And Ashley's like, yeah, Michael's not going to come either. And they know that it's because he doesn't want to be around the baskets.

And so Robin's like, well, I don't feel comfortable around Wendy. I just can't be myself. I mean, if I tell her her shoe is untied, she'll go off. Um, that's not what happened, ma'am. Okay. It's not something simple like your shoe is untied. It's, hey, hey, national television. We all heard that your husband's boning people on the internet want to talk about it in

every scene this season? Yeah, exactly. So yeah, Robin doesn't feel welcome or wanted by Wendy and she's so golden dismissive about our relationship. I don't know what I want to do. Which means that basically the producers are gonna like get into Robin and Jizzel's ear and be like this is the cash trip and you have to go. So then we then go to Karen by the way. Baby, baby, can you help me with these bags please? Oh yes please help me. And I hope, oh I hope you're gonna be able to take care of the household,

I don't burn it down. So Ray is gonna come tomorrow. He's gonna come the next day and he's asking where Ashley is and Karen's like She's new mothers. Um, I always think she'll be late, right? Um, it's nice we're letting the husbands come. The same people that came to the love body are coming, Ray. I'm a little off party, Ray. You know, as the ambassador to Surrey County, the one thing I really appreciate is family and that family can come to this trip is wonderful

Here let's you to come out of a surre county right even my foyer welcome to surre county as you can see here these luscious fields are Filled with love Karen you are shooting your film inside our foyer. There are no fields apparent movie magic So poor raise like Michael's not coming no Michael's not coming what about warm No, once probably not coming I haven't heard Ray is gonna get stuck there with you know all these people he doesn't really know We're like so good than him. Yeah poor Ray's is gonna be looking around like

So much younger than him. Yeah, poor raise is gonna be looking around like And Karen says well after watching Robin some herself in Williamsburg I do not think one is coming because Robin sure can take over So then they just stand there in the foyer Yeah, these two are so fucking weird. I don't know if they've had the rental furniture taken out of the other rooms. I don't know what's going on, but they just stand there and wait for Ashley to come.

So finally, Ashley comes and Ray is like, you don't look like a new mommy. Keep it in your pants, Ray. Put your eyes back in. He's like looking her up and down. And that actually has like this giant poster that she's printed out of the whole family, Michael and the kids and her.

I get to remind her, it's like the substitute there presence or something like that. It was just sort of like a strange bit of prop comedy that I don't think will ever does take off or whatever, but she shows up with that and then they pile into an Uber that has snacks in the backseat and then they head off. And then it's like jazzy, fun, exciting music as we head to the shore and we see the estate. And the post production team was having a great time because I don't know if you noticed

this Ronnie, there was like this shot of like two Adirondack chairs facing the Chesapeake Bay and then all of a sudden There's like a big glass of wine appears That's the magic that you find in Surrey County wine appearing out of nowhere This is what you'll find here in Surrey County, Triple Wix Special Effects. Why an appearing on an Adirondax chair. Mm-hmm. The old press pause, put something into the frame, and press play again.

Oh, everyone loves it. So they get to the house, and they're looking around, and Wendy's like, they're seven bedrooms, so some people might have to share, but I don't want anybody to be in the cottage. So she's gonna show everybody how it's really done by not making them feel not a part of the group. So they start picking their rooms

and then here comes Gordon and Mia. And he's like, valet, valet. I'm supposed to get my own luggage. Like he's being joky, but then she's like well, I'm sure is hell not bringing in my luggage So they we start getting a tour of the of the estate and we're walking around and Seeing the whole place and and when he's like so where's your luggage? Where's your luggage and so Gordon starts giving his key to Eddie? He's like me like here. Can you move it? He's like being all joky like you're the valet

You're the valet, you know, it's all like, joky fun and games, which is kind of funny considering how much Mia and Wendy were at odds at the beginning of the season that now we're actually, it's the two of them, those two couples together for actually a good amount of time, which I was like, look how far we've come. I know, right?

So she makes a toast and she's like, this weekend is good vibes only so the goal is GVO. They're like what's that? Good vibes only. Oh okay. So she's gonna really push this GVO thing. Yeah. Which isn't does that mean? Okay hold on MG. What is it called? What they mess with the GMA of your food? Oh GMO, yes. And this, I would say this is definitely a non-GMO weekend. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial.

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serving themselves shots and everything and Mia's like I'm gonna tell you how big G told me 10 years ago if you can't hang with the big dogs then sit your ass on the porch with the puppies and they're like oh who's the puppy who's the puppy why would you ever say that to like your lady like what what's, what is, what is that all about? Yeah, we really deep dive into how gross Gios today. And Eddie's just like, uh, where the puppies at? I'll hang out with the puppies. So they start doing shots and then doing the chat, the GVO chant.

G-M-O-G-M-O. G-M-O. I don't want to make that up. He'm youngest to me. Yeah. GTA. OK, so Mia is like, how are we? We have different layers that they all miss well together. And when we're home, he's like a teddy bear, a big drunk teddy bear.

But when we're on vacation, he's G and we work hard, but we play harder too. Man, you should see how many cocktails I need after I move a brochure on a table. Wow, work hard and play hard. And then it cuts to G's face and he's already so bloodshot. I mean, the guy has already just fall down drunk, right? Yes. So me as like this is my first time. Well, she talks about leaving the kids with the mom or whatever.

And then when he's like, why haven't you ever left the kids with the mom before? And she goes, whoops, whoops. Uh oh, whoops, whoops. So Mia explains that she was in the foster system, et cetera, and that her mom has been sober for 10 years. And Wendy's like very happy that Mia felt comfortable to open up about her past. And she feels like the story, she feels like the story really touched her heart. And then she's like, oh, so did Candice's comment about your mom being low rent, that strike

a nerve because of that. And Mia is like, well, with Candice, I went to a place of use oil brand because I would never talk about anybody's man. Yeah. So then Karen and Asa are driving over. And Karen's like, how do you be feel about going out without the baby? She's like, I'm kind of sad,

but not as sad as the first baby. She's like, oh, so eating placenta helped. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I'm like, ah, ah. So we placenta, so eating placenta helped. So we present the most delicious percent and all of America, the sorry, percent. Yeah, well, what we have to represent the placenta, how about that pizza? If I just hold up this pizza, this counts as placenta, right? So Karen starts talking about her wedding, which is funny because it's not a wedding, it's

a Val Renoul, but she's referring to it as a wedding, saying how it's cocktail attire, and she's just happy that she's in a place where she can invite all the girls to the wedding, including Jacelle, and then we get a flashback of Karen talking to Rey about it, and she's like, well, I'm in a reset place, and I'm going to invite Jacelle to the wedding. You know, it's like, what's the point of reset place and I'm gonna invite Jacelle to the wedding, you know, it's like what's the point of having two wicks if you can't have the third. So all three wicks. And Ray's like, I'm good with Jacelle coming.

I just don't know who she's gonna bring, the hair dresser guy, maybe him. Oh my God. So she's like, well everyone in this group has to be accountable. And I told Jacelle, where are I? But I've got my eye on you, you little Surrey ham and Robin, then we get shots of what Robin and Zell are doing instead of coming

on the trip. Robin is cutting her kids nail and then it's just a long shot of Zell seeing something on the floor and limping over to it because she's still got her her fuzzing on. And then Benning over really slowly to pick up trash off the kitchen floor Yeah, I've seen that is surprisingly enough Revisited later on in the episode with G so So Wendy is as you know the atmosphere is about being positive and loving good vibes And if they don't want to come that's on them if they want to join us come along we've got giant celery here GMO GMO so Candace and Chris arrive and of course Candace enters like Well she's an independent artist you know her song hello is gonna be all the rage

soon enough. And she sees Mia, and she's like, well, here comes the jolly green giant Mia. She's gonna put a crack in the foundation of this house with her big ass feet. But you know, I'm gonna be nice, I promise. I'm like, isn't it too late for that? Can you be nice after you start a sentence like that? Yeah. So then in the bar, Wendy is, again, the theme is good vibes only and

You have to do it and Candace is like if you don't do it then you can GT F. Oh Yeah, so they're just like all cacl Candace is like cacling a Mia's scowling and Mia's like well, let's just hope Candace's husband is preparing to manage her mood this weekend because girlfriend, maybe the husband should be just the husband so she can get some and just be in a better mood. Zing. Oh, so then everybody's laughing and wooing

and Wendy drops like does that squat dance thing and she's like, whoa, we're about to make it rain. Yeah. And Gordon's saying, he's, Gordon's saying things like, I'm a strip club connoisseur. I mean, he goes, that's where he found me. And can't just, yes, we know. And he goes, you know, I have no interest

in going to strip clubs because I have this. You know, she likes to go. And that's why I go to strip clubs for my wife. And then he's like boom, like flops the table. Like he's, you know, just admitted something and Chris is cracking up. Yeah. And Candace is like, well, who needs to go to the strip club when you bring the strip club permanently into your house? I'm like, listen, I don't want to hear about strip clubs permanently in a house when

you've literally got coronavirus dangling over your table, okay? And she's like, well, you know, we do in there. I say, which one do you want in, baby? Which one do you want, baby? I mean, it's like, well, he only likes white girls. So on Candace, it's like you like a white girl. I think Gordon goes, where are the white women at? And you start sort of doing this like thrusting kind of thing. Like his eyes are like rolling back in his head. He's just like in like a state of fantasy all of a sudden. And Wendy and Candace are like, uh, and then he's just like doing as you mentioned before, this like big old donkey dick pantomime. And that's just like, oh, he's like fucking the air. He's like, yeah, yeah.

And then he's like, so what should we talk about today? And he's like, look at Wendy's face. And then he's doing like the huge dick stroke at her. He's disgusting. It's off. He's disgusting. So then Candace is like, where's the water? No one's even mad that I just made hooker jokes

at me right in front of her husband. And he just keeps jerking off. So Candace is like, so does that thing still work? And he's like, is the Pope Catholic? Is the Picksass pork? Does the bear shit in the woods? Does Miss Dorothy have a joint-checking account with her daughter, come on!

And Wendy's like, I'm not gonna judge anyone's preferences Dorothy have a joint checking account with her daughter, come on! And Wendy's like, I'm not gonna judge anyone's preferences because I'm the host, but at this point, it's a lot. So Mia's like, I'm just gonna let G, BG, he's 68 years old and some of these young kids need to take notes. I'm like, take notes, literally take notes on what? How like when you should stop drinking excessively in your lifetime, like when you should learn to like take notes like, oh, when I'm 68 remind me not to get this drunk on national TV.

Yeah. And Candice tells us, I don't care how hung your penis is there only how brown it is. So please keep those things to yourself. Yeah, for someone who's talked a lot about Chris's penis, she suddenly seems to have some new boundaries about oversharing in that department. So then a scholar and Drayshow up and she goes, who the fuck is that? I know. So now they now they like they kind of like move into the kitchen and Candace is saying, what G is on 25? What is that? Oh, just saying that he's on like level 25. He's just like totally just bliss.

And now he's like now moved outside and is at that point where you're really drunk, where you suddenly have a moment of like silence and you're just staring at something and like, wow, he's just looking at the Chesapeake Bay like wow He's eating a sandwich and staring at the sun. It's so funny It's like staring right into the sun and before he was following Drain he goes you're a big mother fucker So then he he snaps out of it and he comes back inside with his phone He goes hey babe babe. I got someone who wants to talk to you. You gotta listen to this.

You gotta listen to it. You gotta listen to it. So we see that it's Gordon's car dealer that's on the phone. So we know that this is going to be some ostentatious display of like, you got a new car. And so he tells us, so she's like, hello, this is the ZL of me. What can I help you? And he's like, you guys gotta listen, you guys gotta listen. So I'm like, I'm bracing for a really tacky moment.

But then on top of that, the guy on the other line doesn't really lean in to like having the full ostentatious moment. You think he'd be like, you're new, Mercedes G-Wagon is ready and top of the line. He's like, I'm ready for that customized deal if you wanna check your email for some docu signs, that would be helpful.

He sounds so annoyed that he's being put on the spot on a speaker phone. He's like, um, customized wagon. I guess you can call me back. Just call me back right here. And everyone's like, uh, and then Wendy is like, oh my god, you got one too. Which is her way of kind of deflating the moment for Mia.

Um, no, no, she says, come on, customize Wagon, where's mine? I don't think Wendy got to customize Wagon to G. I thought that was one of the things that Wendy has a G wagon now, but it doesn't matter. It's the regardless of what happened. Oh my God, now I'm talking'm telling you two people on this show. No, I don't want a G-wagon. What do you want a G-wagon? No, I don't get it.

A wagon, that's what it's called, a wagon. It sounds like it's Wendy's saying dragon. Look at my wagon. Yeah. Also gross. So Mia and Gordon, you're both pretty gross at this point. Oh my god, but wouldn't it be amazing if like, all that shows up

as an actual wagon? Like, just like a little red wagon. It just says me on it, her customized wagon. Yeah, carrying one of those big wooden jeez from home kids. So everyone's just staring at them like completely crushed out. And took a second to get that, but that was really funny. He was like, when do I get to see it? And he's like, just wait, listen, listen, wait, wait, wait, look, I don't get many chances to tell you to shut the fuck up. She's shut

the fuck up and wait. And when he's like, if this is what said to Mia in public, what said behind closed doors? And then, then they start talking about how their wedding anniversary is coming up and someone's like, how many years and he's and and he's like years and Gordon says seven years too many. So everyone is like just like many different layers of awkward things being said and done at this moment. Yeah, a lot of gross here. So then um, Candace is telling a scholar, so they kind of walk off right. So Candace is telling a scholar that G reminds her of Michael because they've done the whole monogamy thing with one wife and they don't want that. So then they go out and they find Ashley's and Mia's. Right. So then Wendy comes in and Candace is like, oh my god, G is doing a bit much.

I can see this going left, which is correct, but Candace just annoys me. Everything that's coming out of her mouth is annoying me, especially since I've seen the whole episode, so she's right though in this one. So then, yeah, I mean, but it's like, what a shocking observation. There's like an old, very drunk guy. Yeah, of course it's gonna go left. Of course it's like, what a shocking observation. There's like an old, very drunk guy.

Yeah, of course it's gonna go left. Of course it's gonna go left. I think the thing with Candace is that everything, when she goes off, it can be very funny. It can be very caustic, but it always seems to come from a dark place of true nastiness. Whereas I feel like with other people, it comes from a place of just like,

shadeiness or jealousy. like true nastiness, whereas I feel like with other people, it comes from a place of just like, shadeiness or jealousy, but with Candace, there is like, there is some sort of childhood axe to grind that spews for it. So even when she says things like, I can see it going left. Like, I feel like I'm already, like not, I'm already like anti-Candace because I can already see the venom

starting to gurgle up. Yeah, so then the guys are talking in the other room and she's like, yeah, you like the G-Wack? You know what, you should talk to the dealer, all right, cause why guys get good interest rates? And then he just bends over in farts. And they're like, oh my God. And Chris is like, he's like trying to laugh.

Chris is like just very excited that someone, you know, used the word interest and directed it towards him. So, so Gordon is, yeah, he's like, I didn't know he farted. I thought he was just trying to pick something up. He farted? Yeah, he fed him for him farted. So then Wendy is,

uh, so then Wendy is like, oh my God, yeah, Gordon told her to shut the fuck up. And a scholar says something at home isn't right. And Canvas is like, I mean, it's interesting. You have this huge age gap. And it's giving daddy daughter. I mean, red flag. Um, yeah. So then Mia is like, I'm going to go find her room because I owe you some really good sex for that G wagon

Yeah, you So on about just leaning into it Like no artistry about this episode you're gonna be just the grossest fucking couple ever, okay? I'm gonna got it many other mobs. No, just gross whenever way you can, just be gross in every second of this episode. I ain't got it. You can be as gross as you want because no matter what you do, Candice is going to trump you in some way. So we'll still be somehow on your side.

So then back with Candice talking to Wendy and Ascala. She's like, well, she met him in a strip club and she found herself a high roller. And then Mia comes in. Hi, Whee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- Okay, so a scholar's like, did he tell you to shut the fuck up? Mm, probably. And you guys talk to each other like that. What's wrong with that? And Candice goes, you can't do that in mixed company. Okay.

Candice. Yeah, subly the doy-n of etiquette. And when they go, so you had shared some history of you and your mom with me, but I didn't tell the girls. I didn't tell them. And Candice is like, what does that have to do with me? Because I said your mother.

I mean, I responded to comments you made to my mother. Okay, stripper. I mean, it's like, I just asked her who's in charge. I mean, I, as a CEO, I'm going to find a problem. Your brochures were in the center of the table, so to dry asphalt speak. So by the way, I actually kind of love the way Mia handled Candace from like pretty much all the episode, which is that Candace kept on trying to start with Mia and Mia would be like, well, I don't really have an issue with that. OK, what else are we talking about?

She just slides on to the next thing, like over and over and over again, or just takes whatever Candace says and just turns it into her own little joke. So Candace is like, there's also reading the room. OK, it was the wrong time and place, which is funny because that's what Robin and Giselle's issue was with Wendy telling Candace.

So it's like, it is the right time and place for Wendy to tell Candace about what Mia's saying, but for Mia to ask these questions is the wrong time and place. Am I saying this correctly? It doesn't happen. I think so. I think so. In examples like that, I just, I start feeling like woozy, you know, I'm like, I know, I'm like, did I put my mouth in the rain as well?

Is that the train is going this bad? Is that the train is going this fast in this direction, and then there's an airplane overhead, but then somebody's walking in the opposite direction. All that matters is that the asphalt was dry, okay? So yeah, she's like yeah, read the room and me it's like but I was can't be acting with you wrong I mean I aspire to be someone like your mother. She's so Giving to you. I would love to be able to have that much money to go And Candice is like well, my mother wasn't found in a strip club, but you can try to be like her.

Candace, fuck off with you. What is? Yeah, I mean, honestly, I know that you've never experienced that, but a job's a job. Shut the fuck up, lady. Yeah, exactly. And so, and by the way, and you will be so happy if your song gets played in a strip club, okay? So then Mia is like, well, and by the way, and you will be so happy if your song gets played in a strip club. Okay. So then Mia Mia's like, well, and I need a lot of money. Like another example of Mia

Just sort of like taking what Candace is saying and just like sort of owning it and being happy. Oh, no, baby So Candace goes, well, I know G made it rain on you and that's wonderful. He sure did he sure did Yeah, I'm loving how she's dealing with Candace because Candace is now getting so worked up because she's not getting so So over in the kitchen. I was gonna say that over in the kitchen Chris is making that same comment that we get Like all the time like you know the guys are so chill and then you make friends next no me my wife and your wife like button heads and everything You just gotta let the wife do that. I kind of am like so sick of this stupid narrative. They're like, oh yeah, women. Well, God, women fight.

They're so silly and stupid. Da da da da da da da. Because when men fight, women can't, do we ever see on these shows where it's like women being like, oh, you know the men are fighting. We just have to hang out back here. When the men fight, it seems almost like the women are obligated to rush their men and save them

and pull them out and like tend to them and jow it on them and you know pat I'm like this. I just feel like it's so fucking condescending every single time Yeah, but then later in the episode cut to later in the episode where the guys are just like talking and you just hear women screaming on the background So like hey, you want to go on the pool? Oh, yeah, we'd love to go take a take a little something Oh yeah, we'd love to go take a take a little some So then back to can this she's like you said my video was low budget I would never walk into your business and call it low budget. She's like tanking as constructive Clements is

Me it goes no that's business constructive clannicism. Me, it goes, no, that's business. That was business. Oh, OK. And again, it goes, no, ma'am. And so our scholar goes, can I interject? Because this is not a business meeting. This is not a business retreat.

We are friends trying to have a good time. And why does everything have to be about business? I'm like, well, you guys ladies are technically at work right now. So just as a reminder. Right. And so then we cut to Karen and Ashley driving through town like thinking they're coming to this peaceful thing, right?

And then back to Karen this. Karen this is like, I invited you to my event, not to criticize it. You were found on a curb by a pimp, but I wouldn't say those things because that's not my business. And she goes, you did say that I'm my mom is low budget in case you forgot

She goes you don't even know my mom she goes and you do not know mine See how that works. I'm like what do you mean see how that works? You're the one who is going in calling the husband of Pam saying the mom is low budget and everything and then you're gonna be like Then you don't even know my how could you say about my mom didn't even know my mom like all you do is just like harp on people for like the most horrific things right so found on the curb by a pimp oh fuck off lady I mean hello have you never seen pretty woman we were just talking about it you were just doing the pretty woman thing see that's what it all comes down to. She's just jealous of Julie Roberts, I think. You know, here's what I would say. Mia was doing a creative job and she got signed,

which is more than I could say for you, lady. Yeah, and she got to wear a ball gown while she did it, too. So Mia's career earned her a G-Wagon. Where are you at? Yeah, you have an awful chandelier. So Wendy kind of like checks him with me. I was like, are you okay? And Candace is like, well, why are you checking it on her? And Wendy's like, well, I know what it feels like to have two people gang up on you on a trip.

And we of course, we see footage of Robin and Jacelle, you know, gang up on her wherever they were at Bloomsburg. And Candice is like, well, she's had more than this on, more, she's had more than this on at one time and I came to her rescue and I still can't sit here with her big ass feet and say, my shit is low budget. Which by the way, just as a reminder, your music video was low budget.

You can't talk about how you're an indie artist and then be like, I have a very high budget. You're indie. I mean, you couldn't even pretend to have a big budget. And your restaurant scene, you ordered water. You ordered water. Okay. And then you had continuity issues with said water. Okay. You couldn't even pay someone to tell you, Hey, there's already water on the table when you made your water order.

Okay. You can't even pretend to order a grilled cheese. That is how low budget your video was like. You know how low budget your video is You had a microphone in frame and the microphone wasn't even turned on So me and I came to your or can this is like I came to your, or Candace is like, I came to your rescue. And now here you are with your big ass feet. She's like, why are you talking about my theme? God gave me these themes. I like my big ass feet.

She goes, yeah, and God made you basic to, okay. You know, at least to be witty, you know? I'm sorry. If you're gonna have that day core in your McMansion, You lose the right to accuse other people of being basic. Sorry Candice Yeah, she's so afraid if you're gonna have a three-story mirror with like golden accents Your basic I'm gonna do a Jeff Foxworthy routine So then Wendy's like GVO GVO,VO, I'm being like, excuse me, my best friend is calling me right now.

And Candice is like, yeah, you should excuse yourself with your thought, ask. You should excuse yourself. And then we go to Gordon's like, well, when the women get into their issues, just smile and wave, boss, just smile and wave. So now, me is like FaceTiming her friend or something, and the girls just were like left.

And I don't really know what she's saying, but it all comes down to her telling her friend, well, my beautiful bombshell smart rich friends can understand that, but not these broke bitches as she walks by Candace. Yeah, and Candace is like, your mothers are broke bitch. Candace, my god. Night Walker. Night crawler. Get your dog on the way down bitch. So now she's saying that my

no. Candace is, Candace remains the worst. There's my main note for this. So Candace is basically saying, but Candace is basically just, you know, doing some sort of lame is fanfic, right? Like, essentially, me as mom was a prostitute and then me grew up, maybe as a prostitute and then was found in the strip club and then they fought in the French Revolutionary War of some sort, right? So, I steal a loaf of bread while you're at it, 246-01. At least I'm the master of my house.

He was like, there is a castle on a climb out that you strip in. So Karen and Ashley finally arrive. And then we get a shot of my favorite characters in this episode, the Cow and the Ducks. Just watching this whole thing outside. They're like laying down together. I love seeing a cow laying down with the duck. I just think that's the cutest thing. You cried a little bit, didn't you?

No, but I rerunbed it a lot. So then I was like, I'm going in! There were no elephants. If there were an elephant, you would have cried a little bit. Yeah, you know, I love an elephant. I just saw this video of an elephant playing with a stick and I watched it 20 times. He like picks up a stick and then puts it in his mouth and then grabs it the right way and just starts flinging it around with his nose. They're like, oh my god, that is amazing.

Okay, so they come in and me and it's like, oh my god, finally people can get me right here. And we just hear lots of wooing and me and it's like, oh my God, finally people can get me right here. And we just hear lots of wooing and yelling and Chris is outside going, Jesus. Yeah, and me, I go, finally, someone who gets me in his class versus can't, yes. Which is funny, because that's what we always call her. Maybe me as a listener.

So yeah, Ashley shows up with her photo and everything, and Wendy tells Ashley by the way Gordon is very drunk. And Gordon's like, I am exceptionally above average. So then Wendy announces that she's left baskets for everybody in their room, and they celebrate black owned businesses and women's businesses like my candle. I can't say, oh what a cute little

single wick. Maybe we could be in blumies together. She's growing. She's growing. So is this meant for the bathroom? It's such a tiny little adorable candle. So now it's time for room assignments. Mia's like, what can't I sing the dungeon? So then the first rooms go to Karen in a scallop because they were in the cottage crew. And then after them, it goes to Ashley because of how hard it was for her to get here. And then it's gonna be after the heart's gonna be Mia.

And so Candace is already getting pissed off. She's like, she's like, you know, this is shape because I put her in the cottage. And when she's like, no Candace, you did say to Mia, we want you to feel welcome in the group. So that's why I did past tense, past tense. Oh God, so then Ashley is like, are you okay Mia?

What's going on? She goes, this girl, she's a me. Nah. And Candace is like, I'm literally standing right here. So if you're gonna call me mean, you can invite me into the conversation. And Ash is like, well, I just asked what happened. And Canvas says, well, I heard you say that I am mean. And Asgala says, well, I don't believe that you called us broke bitch, broke bitches when you walked off. I mean, it well, I don't believe that you called us broke bitches when you walked off. I mean, it goes, I didn't. And Candace is like, you know what?

The elephant in the room is that you need to go to therapy because you have a problem with people who aren't where you are, okay? Excuse me. The lady who called people pay check to pay check, roaches all over Twitter. The lady who literally tweeted last night they can't stand new money. Oh, fuck. You have a good. Yeah. Exactly. I mean, I think the probably the most class is person on the show is probably Candice herself, right? So, uh,

So, uh, so a scholar, the next college starts going, classesism, Classism, Classism, be quiet a scholar, please, please. A scholar is just like, I'm here too. I will make a stand, dammit. So, um, she's like, do not go there with me. You just got here and you barely made it in. Honey, rock your night crawl, and you barely made it in. Honey, rock your night crawling ass out of the room. And me is like, I have no problem with you, but you are disrespectful. So someone needs to tell you where to go, where's your Pimp? Where's your Pimp? Yeah, and me is like, so then me goes, Pimp, where you at?

The hole is here, the hole is here, it's like sure. Okay. She's like sure, this is trying so hard and she's not getting what she wants and so she's just getting so aggravated and Matt, she's just yelling all over the kitchen, calling this lady a whore and the guys are outside just listening to him.

You wanna play some pool? Sure, maybe I'll play some pool. So then Candace is like, go drop it, like it's hot or something because. You're a pimp. Yeah, because you need to put you back in line and then she's She tell her to shut the fuck up again And again, I just have to point out just because Candace is the biggest fucking hypocrite on this show That she's saying he needs to put you in mind which is why your husband almost beat up Michael Darby last year because Darby said

You need to control your woman. So that's why you're saying you need to go fucking control your women. You fucking hypocrite Candace. I can't with this lady. Yeah. She's a monster. So then Candace goes, she's hungry. Feed her.

Do you need some lettuce? Do you need some lettuce? And then she does the first one reason the kitchen island is like has several different platters of mixed greens. So so she takes a leaf and she throws it at Mia. And Mia goes, you need to grow up. And Candice says, you started with me, and you need to learn how to finish.

I'm like, well, she didn't really start with you. Really, what happened was she asked your mom a nosy-ass question, when did you then got into your ear about it? And then you actually went below the belt and have just like dug in deeper. That's really what it was. So, Mieko's, I need to start.

You already have the conversation. They had this conversation at the last party. So, Canvas is starting by bringing it up all over again, and trying to get me to lose her calm, and she's not. And I don't know that you're really the one who needs to tell somebody that they need to learn to finish it, Candace. Especially since you cried and cried and cried for 10 episodes last season when somebody

did try to finish it. That is exactly correct. And so Mia goes, I didn't understand. She ain't, it was low budget and Candace, because what your mother's low budget because she just wants to revisit that. She goes, go cry about it in your room. And so now Karen comes in out of noise. Candace, you don't know what to speak about the mother.

Candace, yeah. And now everyone's kind of like yelling at Candace, like you are basically in the wrong. And Candace, like no, no, no, no. Fuck you, Mia. Fuck you, Mia. Fuck you, Mia. Mia's like, fuck you.

Fuck you. And then Ash is yelling, you don't know her story. You don't know her story. Yeah. And then Mia just turns around and grabs a handful of lettuce throws it at Candace and then Candace grabbed some and throws some back And then that's how we are cows Yeah, the cow in the duck the first rower of lettuce Who was it? It was her name was Candace

Okay, and then we can be asked again, and honestly it's like, did you learn nothing from last season? Did you learn nothing? And don't forget, there was a moment in there. I think we actually kind of skipped it by accident. But there was a moment where Mia was speaking with her hand. And Candace was like, don't put your hand in my face. Don't put your hand in my face. She was like, I'll put my hand where I want to.

But I'm like, I know Candace is saying that. I know because that was literally how the fights happened last season was Candace putting her hand in Monique's face over and over and over again. It doesn't justify violence, it does not justify physical, you know, attacks, et cetera, et cetera. But now she was on the receiving end of that, right? Like she was now standing in Monique's shoes, if you will. And she's just so fucking hypocritical.

And I think she did learn something from last season because she learned if she gets someone mad enough to smack her that they'll get fired because what is she doing with Mia? I mean, she's coming at her, screaming at her that she's a whore through the whole house in front of her house. I mean, yeah, and like relentlessly. And I love the lead. Listen, fall for it. She's like, whatever, it looks stupid. Then yeah, Mia does not fall for it.

Mia does, I think the best thing which is throw a handful of very soft that that vegetation. And I think and like, it's like a good way of being like this goes in your face, because you mean nothing to me. You're like, you're, you're as bad as a salad plate. Like, you remind me of a salad plate in which I want to put these, this lettuce on, you know? But, yeah, Candace is just awful. She's, she's just hitting below the belt and so nasty and people try to explain to her. They, I don't think actually Candace listened long enough to know that Mia's mother is in recovery and there was a very tortured childhood.

I think they were starting to explain that, but Candace interrupted and Candace goes back to the strip club thing and goes back to the foot and goes back to all these things. And these bites, I mean, admittedly, when she says some of them, I'm like laughing because they're just so repulsive, but that I'm like laughing.

But in reality, she's gonna try to take the moral high ground now. She's gonna try to be the one that's like, I just don't understand why. You know, like, she would throw lettuce at me and it's violent and I've endured so much violence already. It's just bullshit.

Yeah, I'm looking at her Twitter because I'm gonna quote it right, because she's so much violence already, it's just bullshit. Yeah, I'm looking at her Twitter because I wanna quote it right, cause she's so ridiculous. It wasn't even a Ruggola. There are just so many, there are just so many double standards, LOL. I will just continue to be the real housewives of Potomac punching bag.

I mean, every week is what a fucking victim she is, you know? And that's the most infuriating thing. Like if you're gonna be this way, at least have the balls to be this way But to like run out and every single week she's a victim and it's so many double standards against Candace for whatever reason She's got a plethora of reasons, but no you're an asshole You're just an asshole and people calling you an asshole does does not make you a victim They're calling you an asshole because you're being an asshole. People are reacting to your actions and words.

Zah. So speaking of actions and words, so we, like we said at the top of the episode, we are doing take a seat tonight on Spotify Green Room. And for sure, we're gonna talk about this. So I know that you guys probably won't weigh in on this topic on which side you're on or who's the biggest asshole, who should have a, who should take a seat?

So for sure, come join us tonight. Hopefully you've listened to this in time. If you haven't listened in time, don't worry, we'll do it again next week. But set your alarms for seven o'clock on the West Coast, 10 o'clock on the East Coast, and join us. It's super, super fun. We're talking about this.

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