Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Shady in Spilliamsburgh

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

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Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. But when people want to turn around, kids, what happens, what happens, so much that happens. Well, hello and welcome to watch what crap is the podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about. I'm Keel Probson Kay. I'm Romney and guess who's with me? His name is Ben. He's over there. I've been. Hi, how's it going? How are you, Hane?

Well, you know, I am recovering from a long, wonderful week with my parents. They just flew out right before recording this. And you know, I had a great time. And one of the highlights was that I watched Real Housewives of Potomac with my father. Oh my God, how was that? You know, I didn't ask him how we'd like the show because I feel like he would say, oh, stupid. I don't know why. I don't know. It's just stupid. But the truth is I was looking at his face and he was, he was gently smiling the entire time. And he even let out a belly laugh at one point.

So, and he said he's going to listen to this episode. He probably said, well, he's like, can you send me a link to your episode? I figure as long as I know what the hell you're talking about for one second lesson. Oh, that guy. Oh hi. That's actually listening.

Hello handsome, nice to see you. Nice to see the insides of your ears. Oh yeah. Also, I do see that. So that's much much more to watch with. My parents, I watch with my mom in every single time when I would come kids. Yeah, I do some kids. Also, I do some kids. I do some kids. Also, I do some kids. Also, I do some kids.

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Also, I do some kids. Also, I do some kids. Also, I do some kids. Also, I do some kids. Also, I do some faces? Yeah, that if my mom hadn't fallen asleep on the sofa during like right before patrol, Mike, she probably would have been saying something like, why do these women talk? Why are they? Why are they? Why are they talking about all this? What is this? What is happening? So it's pretty similar. I think it's a standard mom reaction. I'm also, I think it should be noted because I'm not sure how many people who listen to this episode or recap of Potomac also listen to our other episodes. But in case you missed it last week, I did clarify that DMV does in fact stand for DC, Maryland, and

Virginia. And I had said Delaware. I don't know why I said Delaware because I knew what the DMV stood for. But I wanted to just give a special thank you to the many, many, many people who have sent me messages and tweets and more messages and more tweets about it. It has been received. You had to very upset. I really upset that region.

I really did. You really think you're going to have the local film commission coming after you. So I know. I really did not do myself any favors with the Mid Atlantic region last week on the podcast. I shaded their film industry, their burgeoning film industry that of course, you know, Michael Darby is going to be a linchpin of that. And then I, and then I messed up their acronym. Yeah. Well, I haven't correct you, but you know, scrolling through notes, I can't hear everything, people. Okay. Yeah. Well, it's, it's, you know, it's fine. Because, and of course, as we all know, DC stands for the district of Christown. So,

you know, I promise, I won't mess up any more of these initials and these acronyms. I swear. Okay, well here we are with real housewives of Putzo, Mick. It's a very feeling episode. So one of those episodes where they're like, you know what, let's take a break from fighting and just watch everyone at home for a while. Be feeling. But it wasn't very fighty, but it still is very funny. Like I was definitely chuck through most of the episode. Yes, especially as it got towards the end and they went on vacation. But first we get our new gift to the world, baby Dylan.

All right. Hello. On baby Dylan, I've come home to read the fridge of milk and buy fridge. I mean, you breasts. Where we? Where we? Where we? Where we? Move over, baby Jane. There's a new baby in town and I'm here to suck

on some teats. Where we? Where we? So Ashley says that she was really worried about bringing another baby into the house, you know, because she's got Dean already. She's got, you know, watery-eyed Michael, baby lip Michael, the old baby at the Benjamin button baby Yes, and so she was a little worried, but you know once she saw him she just knew Dylan was meant to be part of our family Because you know he came at Michael's like, you know, all I looked at this baby and said who made this He came out of the womb clutching the dollar bill to give the first pair of boobies he saw True, I'm a dollar richer.

I mean, imagine if that were not her reaction, if her reaction was not as soon as I saw him, I knew he was meant to be part of this family. What if her reaction was as soon as I saw him, I knew he wasn't really part of this family. I knew he really had no place here. As soon as he crawled out of me, he was on his way to an ATM across the room. And I knew I'd made a mistake. As soon as he came out of me, he pledged a life of monogamy. And I realized he had no place in his family. So Dean meets Dylan. And he's like, wha-wha-wha, pit, wha-wha, pit, pit. There's a lot of wha-wha-wha. wha-wha, pit, wha-wha, pit, pit. Whee-whee. There's a lot of wha-wha. Whee-whee. Whee-whee.

You know? Uh-huh. So Ashley's like, this is the beginning of a bond that will last the rest of both of their lives. And she's taking videos of the kids and stuff. And I'm so glad that we didn't have video phones when I was a little baby, because apparently I was like out of the shining.

When my sister came home, I screamed and yelled, and I checked on my pants and peed on the carpet. Okay. Then I was always pushing. Yeah, I was, that was not good. You can't do the tap routine. I threw up some split seat piece, put some salt in it,

re-aid it because you know what? Who's gonna waste what Psyp? You are not gonna waste any split Psyp. This is very Ronnie. This is, and then he started saying, don't cry for me, Argentina. Even though I hadn't even been made yet, you already were onto something.

So she is just happy that she could give the greatest gift to her son, which is a sibling. Oh! Yeah, it was nice. She's like, you know, saying my two songs together made it all made sense. It all feels complete, which is good because I know she didn't feel complete after the last one, because she tore her anus. She had an incomplete anus at that moment. So, you know, just gonna move. Since my dad's listening, it was important for me to start out with a fresh, torn anus joke, you know?

Yeah, well, I know my parents are in the audience. It's just F-bombs and butt-sex jokes. That's the entire time. So then we go to Mia and she's having a picnic with her kids. And I felt like a a craving, craving person for laughing and rewinding as many times as I did. But then I remember that that is kind of my thing because they they got out of the car and they're walking on the sidewalk to go to the

picnic and her poor daughter just full on face plans on the sidewalk. The poor girl, I mean, I felt so bad for her, but it was just like, it was just like the perfect, like, little child face plant, you know? You're a monster and I knew that you were laughing at that. I knew it. If you didn't want us to laugh at it, they wouldn't put it in there, okay? It was meant for a joke. It meant for a laugh. I thought that the producers were actually making it up to you after having that baby scene, because I know that you were probably sitting there

with your arms crossed like semi-triggered about all the cute baby stuff. And it's like, and little kid faced plants. Face plants on the sidewalk, and it was rough. And the thing is this, I know everyone's gonna be like, how could you laugh at that child hurting itself? But however, you take that shot and you take it out of a TV show and you put it into a

meme on Instagram, on that, what's that Instagram account that's about children falling over and hurting themselves? Then everyone loves it. Everyone thinks of one of the thing, there's an Instagram account. It's like kids getting hit by basketballs and they getting knocked over or going down slides and tumbling out. There's a whole internet culture, because they're all fine.

No one wants to see the kid actually permanently injured, but knowing that they just took one to the head and knocked over, it's kind of funny. It's an old pastime. We used to have America's home videos, America's best home videos, or whatever, way back when we were little kids. And that's all that was.

It's like, look, a baby's on fire. People are like, that is amazing. Bob sang it as a national hero. Yeah, all I'm saying is in the context of this show, it probably seems cruel that I laughed at that poor little girl falling on her face, but just know that that clip may resurface in a meme and then everyone's going to love it. So I think I'm just ahead of my time. Well, you know, this is where like parental judging comes in, you know, and everyone's like, do not judge my mommy, don't mommy shame me.

So this isn't really mommy shaming, but I really hated when I would hurt myself or anything bad was happening and my mom would say, oh, you're okay, you're okay. I mean, that's like the worst response. I need sirens. I need more from a mother. My mother, you know, so I'm just projecting, but your kid just faith plants off the curb

and he's like, you're okay. You're okay. No one's not okay. All right. I need a week off. I need to be checked at the hospital. I need to know who the fuck they're lawyers who ever made this curb. Yeah, for sure.

I get the city council on the phone because there's a lawsuit. Right. I mean, like, the little girl had lost the tooth, but you know, I would not have laughed as much, but it was just a, it was just a full on like Maggie, Maggie Simpson face plant, you know, and so on that level, it really warmed my heart and, and I did, I did laugh. So they finally make it to the grass and then they bust out some, then they're playing, they're playing with bubbles and, um, Mia's like, hey, how was school today? What do you do? Daddy told me I was working too much. Do you think I'm working too much? Um, which is sort of a weird question to ask your kid, right? Sort of put the kid on the spot.

Who cares? He's a kid, okay? He's puts the kid on the spot. Who cares? He's a kid, okay? He's supposed to be on the spot. But yeah, I don't think he cares. I think this is a parent fight. Yes, they're trying to get the kid to be like, no mom, emotionally I need you to take me the soccer. I needed a mostly mother, but he's not.

He's like, I mean, I guess so. Yeah, you know, why we have to work? And he's like, he's like, I mean, I guess so. Yeah, you know, one, we have to work. And he's like, to make money. He's like, no, me, has I want you to have a better life than I had. It's like, okay, you know what, where's the Nobel Peace Prize? Okay, just get the fucking kid to soccer.

Yeah, I mean, look, he's not in the strip club, right? So also, by the way, I love all this, like this, you know, mom, you're working too hard. You should be spending more time with me. And then two seconds later, he runs off to any complete ignores his mom in the park. So I don't want to hear any more of it. Okay. The kid does not miss his mom. He's fine. I just like how she introduced the scene.

She goes, okay, kids, no phones because we're outside and I want to enjoy air. Yeah, because it's so rare to get air when you're indoors, you know, just all that vacuum, that vacuum of air indoors. So, um, yeah, so she's just trying to provide and she starts talking about how her mom just saying how, you know, her mom was quote unquote sick when she was younger, that's what she's saying from the kids. And then basically going on about how her mom was addicted to drugs and was always coming in going and that she invited the mom to this picnic. But then the mom was like, oh, sorry, I can't make it even though she's only 20 minutes away. Yeah, but, you know, my mom kind of does that sometimes, not because it drugs or anything,

just because she doesn't want to have to be the baby sitter. You know, because a lot of times kids expect that. They're like, we had a baby, mom, do you want to move closer? How about no, I don't. I already raised your stupid ass, and I raised you better, you should have an Annie. Okay, no, I do not have to be your free baby sitter. I'm old.

Yeah, the mom's probably like, listen, I know what's gonna happen. I'm gonna show up. My granddaughter's gonna fall on her face, and then I'm gonna have to spend the whole time making her feel better. I know it's going to happen. I'm going to show up. My granddaughter's going to fall on her face and then I'm going to have to spend the whole time making her feel better. I don't want to do that. So G is like, well, you know, I don't know if you've thought of it from this perspective, but maybe your mom sees you, sees your dad in you when she looks at you, she sees your

dad and maybe she doesn't want to see because of that. Which is deep, but you know what, I'm still going to go back to babysitting. Nobody wants to do your free babysitting. No one wants to do the babysitting. So she's never had lunch with her mom ever in her life. And so that's going to be something that she's going to strive for. And she just doesn't, she doesn't really, she doesn't get her mom, she doesn't understand her. And she's like, you know what, when she says, oh, you're just like your dad, I say yes,

because I'm nothing like you, because I'm in girl boss and you're a boy employee. Well, I don't know if that works, but you go and I'm saying. I don't think you really know your mom until you see what she eats for lunch, you know? Like my mom seems. My mom seems like kind of an arrested development type

until you see her order of tuna sandwich, eat one bite of it and ask for a side of mayonnaise. You know what I'm gonna do is that. Yeah, she's gonna learn a lot this season once you finally have lunch with her mom. I think you make a good point. So now we go over to Candice and Chris and Candice is packing a ton of clothes for the upcoming trip because she says, well, this is a crazy time with school and the studio

and shooting a pilot for the burgeoning Maryland DC Virginia film industry. But I need to take a break. I need to take a break. So she invited everyone to Williamsburg for a trip. Yes. And she just says, husband, you're a lot. So Chris brings her in some tea and she, you know, they're talking what he's laying on the bed. And there's like just a hair piece kind of throw him like a ratty ass hair piece. And he's linked with and all of her clothes are in trash bags all over the room and stuff and She just talks about how this is just so crazy going to school going to the studio Just listing all the shit that she's just signing herself up for and not really getting paid for

Being at an Oscar nominated film Oscar of, was a reference to my cousin Oscar, who nominated it for his favorite film that I've been in. Yes, thank you so much. So she's, so he's like, Chris says, um, you know, just remember when you get back, we shoot the music video and so can't assess, you know, having Chris is my husband, her is definitely a blessing, but it's exhausting dealing with someone who you love and who loves you, but it's also dealing with someone who you love and who loves you, but it's also in Cochie Madermod. I'm like, all he said is you have to shoot a music video,

and I like how this is like the most burdensome thing, you know, for her as a music artist to deal with. Oh my goodness, I have to, like, this is her life that this seems like a massive amount of responsibility, this general obligation down the line. And just think how hard it is for him going through all those backstage, you know, just flipping through the backstage looking for extra work for Candace to do. It's a very, very busy life for the manager of Candace. So he's asking who she invited on the trip and if she invited Ashley and she's like, I don't even know if Ashley is leaving the house. I mean, baby, she had a baby.

Ew. Why is she baby? She can't just is making it sound like having a baby is the most disgusting thing Ashley's ever done. She keeps making all these comments like, ew is this she dilating right now? Well, I'm sure she'll go to the arc where Candace will inevitably get pregnant and then she and Ash will come together just the way Ash actually came together with Monique and they'll bond about being pregnant and understanding and I never realized how difficult it was

being an Oscar nominated actress and all. So then we go over to Ash's house, speaking of which, and Jazella arrives with some corona, and she enters and she sees little baby Jillian. Oh my God, he's perfect, Ah, he doesn't look like Dean, right? She's perfect. Which is a little bit like, I like the implication there. He doesn't look like Dean, he's perfect.

Up and forth to 14, and then Dean is brought home and he's just looking at Jizelle like, oh Jesus, well at least it's not Karen, you know? He's like, he just like has that look on his face, like, should I lose my shit right now? It's not Karen. Yeah. Okay, at least I can breathe in here.

Yeah, so, yeah, so Jizelle is talking about how much she thinks still in the super, super cute. And they're just, you know, Jacelle and Asher talk about kids and just saying how Grace is 18 months older than the twins. So it's sort of like the same age difference with Jacelle's kids and Asher's kids. And Jacelle was like, and Asher's

asking how just how Grace, you know grace adapted to the new girls coming into her life when she was little. And she's always like, well, Grace was mad for two weeks. And then from two weeks until today, she's been mad since today. So they start talking about the time at Kansas House. The Ashley wasn't at the party here, whatever her old house. And she goes, so, Kansas House, what you called her mama's house, and Ashley said, with the record reflected. And she says, yeah, well, she sold it, so we had a pyjama jam.

And then the baby goes, and then just green juice flows out everywhere. Now, do you think these are like hippie diapers where they're like, hey, you know what? What? Let's save the environment and we'll wash the diapers in the washing machine. Yeah, I think there was, I don't know what sort of diapers there were, but it like, it had an effect much like hyper color in the 90s. Like it was definitely like those pajamas were one color, one moment. And they were another color, another moment. Yes, I don't know. I think that it's okay to kill the earth when you're trying to protect yourself from baby poop. I think that we need to take baby steps.

I'm all for saving the environment and everything, but when it comes to diapers, buy them. Buy them, guys. Yeah, that was just, I don't wanna walk around clothes that you've been washing in the washing machine with green poop. I mean, just think about that. Yeah, that was, it was a pretty visceral image.

It, baby Jillens, his little outfit, it looked like in that moment, it looked like a movie that was trying to portray a blackout in a big city. It was like, one moment, you just like a movie that was trying to portray a blackout in a big city. It was like, one moment, you just see a city full of lights, and that was, I mean, just see darkness spreading across the screen. As the zombies take over. Sort of in that, you know how it was, it's like that big chunky thing and the camera pans

out. Boom, boom, boom. It's like, all the lights are going out. That's how it's put bloaked. So they, you know, send the baby away to be changed. Now, that's how he's been blocked. So they you know send the baby away to be changed now that's I he parent okay, yeah, and Then they start talking about That the booty hole of course, so just like so with this time what happened to your booty hole? And she's like well this time things kind of happened down there just so you mean you took a shit on the people

This was the point in the TV show. I should have mentioned that my dad turned to me and said, what did she say about the booty hole? It's just like that happened to be too. And I gave birth. I was like, oh, no, I'm shitting on these people. I was like a blackout in a big city. I was like a blackout in a big city. Yeah, they bonded over that. So then, Jacelle's speaking of shitting on a table. Have you been invited on this trip bar? And she's like, what trip?

Huh? He says, oh, well, Candace said that there's so much to do with Williamsburg. We should go to Williamsburg. I mean, I know there's nothing there, but I'm down. And the producer asked Candace why didn't she invite Ashley? She's like, um, I forgot. My head, my head wrap is too tight. I forgot. Yeah, I forgot. So Jacelle invites Ashley and, um, she's like, when is she like next week? So she's like, uh, so she decides she's going to come for a day. And just all says, what was interesting was Miss Mia.

Mia eases her way over to me. And it's just like, I just want you to know I'm sorry. And I just want to get to a better place with you. Uh, so me and Robin are going to go out with her. And she says, yeah, because I want to know how you went from Annapolis to dancing in a strip club in North Carolina. So I can tell my kids what not to do. Wow. Oh, and I'm so she says, oh, and I forgot this part.

When they, she came in like wearing literally nothing to this party. She's in little short shorts and she's like, it's a lot. It's not who we met. It's a new, it's not new and improved. It's just a new Wendy who wants to talk to her tits and her ass. So Jacelle is basically going to try and ruin Wendy's life because Wendy has the nerve to be nice to carry now. So Wendy, welcome. This is, this is the fruits of your labor standing up for Robin and Jacelle all last year.

Yeah. See, Wendy, she got a new, a new face and body because she, that she decided to do that season to glow up, but unfortunately, what comes with the glow up also comes the tear down and it's happening right now. So Jacelle says, well, there's a rumor out there that supposedly Eddie has a girlfriend or something. I'm here. And those Jacelle who's so angry that Karen talked about her relationship and everything on TV. Here's Giselle, again, bringing up ship from blogs onto national television to ruin

someone's marriage. What an asshole. And then has the nerve in the same exact episode to be like, you are telling lies about me and my family. Yeah, when Jamal is like the moat, you know, like the idea that Eddie might have a girlfriend on the side is whether or not it's true, it's more far fetch than Jamal having a love child. Like that's like what I expect from Jamal at this point. Like I'm surprised he hasn't had five love children since we last saw him. So Jacelle or donation children, like what do you call it offering children when they pass the basket around

from my children? Tything children. Tything children. I don't know if I'd call them love children. I don't think he gives enough time to be really love the children. It's just, you know, you don't have your dad that until a week. Yeah, pay your children.

That you don't have your dad. So she just all thinks that Wendy is just trying to be so sexy and fun loving because her husband's cheating on her and she's trying to overcompensate. And I was like, well, why did that never happen to you? You just, why did you get stick up the ass and she became more fun? If anything, I would say any cheating did her a world of good. It did her more of a world of good than Jamal cheating did to you. Well, I don't know competition. Not that it's an competition.

Jazzles just big such an ass. I don't know if I'm loving Zenwanda season to be honest. I love Wendy last season. I don't know. The jury loving Zenwanda season to be honest. I love Wendy last season. I don't know. The jury is out for me with Zenwanda and speaking of which, we now go to Wendy's house where she's trying to teach a class on Zoom and her kids are being noisy. It's another one of these things like, oh man, working at home with children. How do you do it? So there's lots of craziness. And then when it goes out to the family living room, and she starts talking with Eddie, the kids go downstairs, and she's like,

I was looking at myself at the lecture with my hoop earrings, and I always felt this struggle of what had to wear. Like what had to wear? What had to, literally when I'm doing a Zoom with my class, what sort of had to wear? Big brim one, short little one, one of robins stupid caps. I don't know which had to wear, but I've got to figure it out. Yeah, I was wearing a hoop earring and I was showing my shoulder and then I thought, you know, I'm a professor. I listen to

trap music. Okay. And the world tries to fit me in a box. Like even with candles, people say, how do you go from being a lawyer to candles? You know what I mean? Yes. I'm sure everybody's whole life is now revolving around you selling candles. No one cares, okay? Nobody cares. Wendy in an effort to prove that her life can't be put into a box has decided that she's going to sell candles in boxes. So, she's literally doing the most boxy things she could do. It's just selling, like, presenting little cute boxes. Yeah, so literally putting her name on a box and then putting all of her dreams inside of it for other people to buy.

We all agree. This whole thing about I'm a professor, but I listen to trap music. I'm a commentator, but I curse like a sailor. That may all be true, but her whole thing about, I don't want to be put in a professor, but I listen to trap music. I'm a commentator, but I curse like a sailor that may all be true But her whole thing about I don't want to be put in a box is just her her way to like preload or She's just trying to preload just trying to like Criticize prove her her product here right now

This is just like her kind of marketing ploy to get everyone to offer back about like, why the hell are you making candles right now? Trying to like assign some sort of lofty thing like, oh, this is not just a candle, this represents her ability to be many different things and for you to hate on her candle as to hate on her journey or something like that, but no, it's stupid, it's a candle. Right. So then Eddie is like, well, now, you know, it's going to come a time where you have to take some of this off your plate because you know If you just become a shell of yourself, you can't give me a hundred percent You can't give the kids a hundred percent and Wendy's like, uh, yeah, I want a cookie

So I'm gonna go ahead and do that. So he starts kind of lecturing her and he's like my question is are you happy? She's like, are you are you fulfilled? Are you and he's like no because the is, are you happy? She's like, are you, are you fulfilled? Are you? And he's like, no, because of things I would want to do come at a cost, you know? And that would mean that it comes at a cost to the family, but you're fine doing it. And she's like, can I just have a bit of a grace because I'm your wife. And it is like, look, you have a handful of candles.

You chose a name. Is that the name of your home essentials? Do you see if that name was even available? And she's like, what you have to register? He's like, yeah, you have to register your business. Okay, he's like, I'm being very delicate about this. She's like, no, you're not being delicate. And he's like, well, you've got to write a mission.

You got to write a mission for the company. She goes to the mission, the mission is to sell candles. But I mean, I kind of see her point, you know, what is it the eighth grade? mission for the company shows the mission, the mission is to sell candles. I mean, I kind of see her point, you know, what is it? The eighth grade, we all have to write down multiple paragraphs. I want to sell some, I became a housewife. I'll probably be a housewife for a total of three years. I want to sell as much as many chachkis as I can to pay for a retirement house. Okay.

What else do you need for me? Okay. Do you want me to write that down? Yeah. So he goes, you know, you need to think about your business plans and how you're going to finance it. And you're not going to pay out of your pocket. And she goes, no, I'm going to pay out of your pocket. At which point my dad like left that, let out a belly laugh. That was like the funniest thing for him. He loved that line. And he's like, he's like, he's like, see, now my pocket's been closed. And she's like,

well, maybe I bid off a bit more than I can chew because I didn't consider how much commitment it was, you know? But I'm not about that. I don't know about that stuff, you know? But I'm not willing to walk away from it because if I walk away, I'm walking away from my dream. My dream of selling my end.

My dream of my candle dream. Her brand new candle dream. By the way, the other thing is that when do you smart to be playing this dumb? Oh, I didn't know I have to register my business. Oh, I didn't know I have to do this. Oh, I have to do like none of this is adding up to me. She's this woman has four degrees.

She's very, very smart. And I guarantee everything that Eddie has said, her mother has told her 10 times over. I don't understand why why she's like, oh wow, I gotta get packaging. Oh, I gotta do a marketing plan. I gotta do a business plan. I gotta register.

I gotta get a copyright. Oh, wow. She's far from in victim to the season one Twitter meanies, you know, where you go on Twitter, you read all the things that people hate about you. And people are like, oh, really? Four degrees. Oh, wow, shocker.

She's mentioning four degrees again. Oh, she thinks she's so smart. She's so serious. Man, man, man, man, man, she's so lame. And so this year she's like, well, guess what? He is fun Wendy. And it's like fun, Wendy. Yeah, I've really, you know, here's the Wendy who doesn't know everything. Like what? I have to register an LSE. What is that? And now people aren't liking that either, you know. I think it's really dangerous on these shows when you just try and please the audience because the audience can sense that

and they will eat you alive. The audience likes people who aren't really trying. Yeah, and also the audience likes you if you're gonna try to capitalize on your 15 minutes of fame on Bravo. The audience likes it when you do something that makes sense. Like, not candles. Like write a book. Why is she not writing a book?

Or doing some sort of seminars? Or literally anything by candles? Like, the candles make the least sense for Wendy. Yeah, like, you know, maybe be a sponsor for degree, the deodorant. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial.

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So then we go over to Giselle. Giselle and Robin are at a restaurant in a strip mall. It's some strange, you can tell it's like a club normally and they've opened up to make it look sort of like a restaurant. It looks like they're in a hotel bar. The hotel bar. It's one of those strip mall places that they really do the set on the inside, but you're still walking into a strip mall. Right. Yeah.

And which is really funny because Mia shows up in a ball gown with a fur coat and she's like walking past Domino's pizza. So get to this bar. This bar that has clearly been closed for COVID and they reopened it to shoot this this episode. Right. And this is the kind of restaurant where they're pretending they're really fancy, but you know this house bin or could be a dollar story. Definitely a pay less at one point. And it may have even been some sort of strange like arcade and they just decided to keep the neon highlights underneath the bar for it.

I'm sure. So then Robin comes to the strip mall and just like, what about your suffering crock jaw? Because Robin says, other than my body sitting in my crotch, I'm good. I don't know what that means. I think her crotch. She said her crotch hurts. I thought it was a reference to like maybe her pants being too tight. I just didn't

bother going back to listen to what she had to say. I just knew that she was uncomfortable. She was physically uncomfortable at that moment. So they order and then Mia comes in and a third, silver, booby dress, you know, she's like banging and saying, Hi, I'm waiting. And Robin says, I wonder if this is the same ball gun Mia met her husband in a strip club, where she doesn't stray. You know what, stop job shaving her. Aren't you the one that like just started working one minute ago? And where's your dump truck business, Robin?

Okay. What happened to your dump truck, Judgy? I think it's fine to shade Mia about a strange ball gown usage. I know. This is house wise. What the hell should you think you're on? I mean, I think that maybe she just was desperate to after months of pandemic, she just wanted to wear the ball gown somewhere, but it was, it was a strange touch. And I still think it's strange that the strippers in her strip club all wore ball gowns for the stripping So Rob is like me. Oh, we want to start over. Okay. I just well. I don't want anyone to feel like I was being rude by any means

So thank you for bringing that to my attention. I don't want to be like that. I want to miss really well with you guys So thank you for enlightening the air about that because I love the air So I don't know that me is gonna fit in with these two because Giselle ordered a snapper, but you know had like a decent potato or something with it and then Robin had a southwest salad Which is healthy but still kind of fat mean because you know there's cheese and like some kind of spicy ranch on there. And then Mia just got a field green salad. So you're going to need to eat a little bit richer if you're going to be on this show. And richer I mean in calories, okay. A field green salad is not going to fly with this cast, ma'am. Actually, it will fly with this cast because in the trailer, we actually did see Mia actually

throwing a field green salad at someone. So it will literally fly in someone's face. So just I was like, well, we'd want to be Mia on a clean slate. We can kick and move forward. Who's saying Kiki like Kiki? I like it. I like it. It's so festive. Yeah, she wants to move forward. So Mia's like, well, I have three children and a husband who's like my fourth child. I'm from an apple mass. And I want you to understand this part. So then she tells them that she was in the foster system and she finds she she tells us that story of what happened. So basically her dad was abusive to her mother. And one time she was trying

to help her mother. And so he pushed her and she felt she was flung into the TV basically. So she went to school the next day with little cuts all over her. And a friend told a teacher and then she got put into foster care. Yeah. So pretty sad story. And then my God. I know, it's really, really sad. And so then Mia then says how, like she and her mom have not started having a good relationship until very recently. And her mom has been sober for 10 years. And then she and Robin Bond,

because Wands' parents both died of AIDS from heroin usage. And in her, Mia's, Mia, I think her father or someone also died in the same way. So they sort of start to bond in just like life, visit journey ups and downs and you've been through a lot and it's a testament that you're still sitting here with a fur. Yes. And I mean, it's like quite an outside phone for yes. Yes. Yes. I'm just saying something nice. So I can go back to shading you about being a stripper and wearing a ball ground. Thank you. So she goes, well, I will speak for Robin. We love this. But now the me in the group has been Emma Boss. You're

not a boss. I'm a boss. You're not a boss. So I'm looking forward to the trip. With you now, that we've had this talk. Yeah. So then we get some footage of around on including a very brief shot of a deer pooping. That was really, I really enjoyed that call back to Ashland Giselle's conversation, but in deer form. And then Karen is faith-timing with her cousin, David. Well, I can't wait to get to work as the ambassador to Surrey. Also known as the crossroads of crossroads sign factories. Thank you, I cannot wait to go there. And Jiselle is telling her kids, you know I'm going to have a swimming water

of rubik's class with these ladies. I'm like, Mom, you don't even know how to swim. You can swim as well as grace can drive. Hey. I love the kids are just constantly giving just all said on this show. Always. And then we see Robin's son, Cory, who's like growing into a different person, helping her with orders,

with her hats and stuff. And then Wendy's packing a skimpy bathing suit. So it's just like, it's the whole packing montage. And we sort of, we ultimately land with Chris helping Candace with her luggage. And it's the usual, wow, you're packing three bags for all this stuff for just three days. And she's talking about sweaters and all that stuff.

And giant bus shows up in their driveway. And we start sort of the montage of people arriving and getting on the bus. And she's lie-solving the strip poles because of course there's stripping poles in there. And she sees a karaoke mic, which I'm sure she asked for, just so she could say, hello to everybody who comes on the bus. Yeah. And so they're all showing up.

And so Wendy shows up and she's wearing, she's wearing one of those sweatshirt things that I think it was the, I think one of the Kardashians made popular and now we see it everywhere. But it's like a sweatshirt top but then they're at the bottom of it. It's like completely gone. It's like a sweatshirt cap, but then they wrap the bottom of it. It's like completely gone. It's like a sweatshirt capelet, not or-

It looks like a turtle neck, right? So it keeps your, turtle, it keeps your, it keeps your waddle warm, but then your boobies are very cold because then it opens right above your cleavage. It's like an inverted dickie, you know? And so she's wearing that, but then she's wearing kind of like, it looks like a bathing suit, but she says it's a body suit,

and then she's wearing some, I don't know, jeans or who knows what. And the point is it's a very different look for Wendy, and so she's like, well, the person I met last year wouldn't be wearing Forever 21 with a whole sides out. And then we see the pictures of Wendy from last year wearing, you know, we're a whole sides out. I know we see the just like pictures of Wendy from last year wearing, you know, we're a conservative attire. So, you know, Wendy is again showing out because she's feeling happy and mess, etc.

Yeah, we just also monster just sleep her alone. Who cares? I mean, there's plenty to come after Wendy for it, but not liking her because she's like dressing to sexy now is a little ridiculous So Candice is like whoa you smell like new braids Which I liked and then Karen comes on and when Karen walks on the bus just sells face Just L looks like she just Had baby Dylan sitting you know know, right above her, spread the rain. Yeah. She looks so mad.

And she's wearing a double G sweater thing. Is that the same thing that Ebony wears on New York? The Gucci thing, the double pink G or the pink G's and their kind of sweater cape type thing. It's a variation on that. Oh, we should probably mention, by the way, our bonus episode last week was us. We were, we did a shot, shot by shop breakdown of the house of Gucci trailer. So we really recommend everyone watch that because that was a really fun bonus, as long as we're mentioning Gucci. Yeah. So then Karen, she's giving her a dirty look and Karen's like, well, as there's no accountability which is out for the thing she does to me and my family that would be nothing I do

well that's Rosal. Yeah, and so then Escala comes on the bus and then Ashley, Ashley's not coming and just tells like oh Ashley will oh, Ashley will, you know, I invited her in Candace. Like, huh? And she said, Candace is like, don't this ho got to heal her Koochi. She just gave birth a two minutes ago, a guy rouse. And so then Mia comes and she's like, can I tell you all I'm sewing, singing it for this trend?

Like, and just me husband as the kids now. And like, he thinks he wants to be like super bad, but like, I have cameras on them. So yeah. And so Escalala has cameras too. And they're just like all being silly. They're talking about how one last night, he he shot up the club last night, the strip club, and said then this prompt, she just starts grinding on, I think it was on Rob, and I don't remember who she was, but she started just grinding. And so then this leads to the inevitable stripper pole moment,

where they just get on the pole. And so they start, there like a whole montage of them. Like Robbins, like, Robbins, like, Mia, Mia, you got it in the poll, you got it in the poll. Well, we didn't have a poll and rang a sample, which this is a little crazy. A strip club without a poll. Do we believe that?

I think Mia keeps forgetting what she said in the last episode, you know, like from episode to episode. Like first, she's just a bartender. Then she's like, okay, well, you know, did she admit to being a stripper later? I think she admitted she was a stripper, but then she wasn't a hooker. And now she's like, well, I was a stripper, but I was a stripper with a pole. And then, it's like, who cares? Just be a stripper.

You can't like have half pride. That's my out work. So you have to have full on pride. Just say I'm a stripper and be a badass at the bowl. And then they start stripping on this pole. I'm sorry, they don't start stripping, but they start pole dancing. And they're, you know, the producers do this funny thing

where they show how many tips each person gets. And long story short, it's like Mia is like the best on the pole, right? She's the best, but she's like, no, we didn't have a pole on our Shrip Club. So everyone's like grabbing the pole with her ass cheeks, taking it down, twirling it in her butt cheeks, like flipping it up, grabbing it with her couture, like, you know, resticking the pole back into the bus. She's really good. Yeah. and then she's like well I have never worked on a poll But I have a lot of friends who know how to do it. So I took a lot of notes That's not how it works because

It's not we've seen Whitney on Real housewives of Salt Lake City and she does that poll every single day like she she takes more notes than anyone else on it And she's not happy as good as Mia Yeah, knowing people who do things doesn't make you good at that thing, okay? Yeah. Otherwise, I would, you know, have a real job. So, uh, Karen is like, that is awesome.

That is awesome. And then Candice announces that on her. Echo, my, still trying to find a key. This announces that on her... ...ac-al-m-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- she's announcing the rooms because there's a main house and then there's a cottage. So the main house is going to be me, me, Robin, Jizal. And Wendy and the scholar and Karen will be in the cottage. It's very cute. Yeah, so Wendy's already annoyed. The fact that it's lesser, she says, I don't need it.

So then Jizal is like, Mia and I have had some Rocky moments, so for the day, Robin and I hung out with Mia, and, oh yeah, the Slater's clean, the Slater's clean. And Karen just tells us, well, I'm hoping Mia's experience is different than my experience with her, because one minute she's my friend, and the next minute she's attacking me,

was she slick? She's like an oil slick. Which we're going to get rid of now that I'm the ambassador to Surrey County. No more oil slicks. That's my platform. Why fly in eradicating oil slicks? There it is. Surrey. So Karen's like, well, by the way, I'm going to be swore in as the international ambassador to Surrey County USA. And of course, because of COVID, and we're having a very, very limited number of people there, I've invited me and I have also like, when did it come to this very important occasion. So, Juselle, of course, this raises our brows, which is all because she's thinking, you know, last year,

Karen couldn't stand Wendy. And now all of a sudden, they are best friends are, y'all go to, I had to sorry and have a great time. But don't think now because you're going to miss the town. Ah. So then, let's see, they arrive at the house and it's a good gorgeous. And Candace says, this property is a diamond in the rough. No, it's not. Candace, it's an actual diamond.

Yeah. Okay. And Candace is like, do the inhabitants of this home want to choose our room? I'm sorry, I'm just laughing. I totally admit that that she said as was a diamond in the rough diamond. The rough would be like if you're if it's like a flip, right? It was just like the middle of it. It's Williamsburg Virginia.

I don't know much about Williamsburg Virginia, but I just assume it's nice. I mean, it has a whole thing, right? Like it's like it has commercials with people and costumes. Like I feel like it. I just feel like I would expect to see nice homes there, right? It's like, it's like going to Beverly Hills and seeing a nice house. I'm like, wow, this is a real diamond in the rough. Like, I don't think there's any rough around here. Yeah.

I think it's like seeing a diamond and going, wow, that's like a diamond in the rough. No, this is diamond has been chiseled. It's just a diamond at Kajoolers. It's just there. So they look around the house and Ascala is like, wow, Wendy, do you see our not-room? Do you want to see it? Look at all these not-room.

Look at all these rooms that aren't ours. So they kind of look around and just like, I miss Judge Duck Williamsburg. I repent. I repent. Base off of one house. Listen, I think there's Doc Williamsburg. God, I repent. I repent. Base off of one house. Listen, I think there's just still traumatized by their terrible trips over Hobath Beach in season one. I think they just always expect twin beds and no air conditioning at this point. Yeah, it's traumatized.

So the lady who's showing them the house is like a couple of ex presidents have slept over slept over here and Obama slept in this room and campus is like my former boss slept here My good friend Barack Obama happy birthday boss so So then well, you know by the way, we're over sleeping Obama's room is gonna be bragging better for a long time. As would I, by the way, I'd be like, guys, I'd totally slept in the same bed that Obama's loved in. So now it's time for lunch. So, Jacelle makes her way to buffet, of course.

And they're all making their little meal. Like, wow, this is so yummy. Thank you so much. Wonderful. It's such an honor. Such an honor for you to put out this spread to celebrate me being the ambassador to Surrey County, while Shelby's swat in and take this position very, very seriously. Here to fall, there should be no more stop signs, only go slow signs.

There. Wow, what a weighty job I have. So, just, uh, Wesprice Robin, I wish you were upstairs. Robin and Robin go, oh, I want to switch and just then take Mia's room. She's like, okay, Mia, I'm going to switch rooms with you. You can sleep down here. And they laugh because they're A-holes, Robin and just a hell. And so it looks like Mia's going to get mad and we go to commercial and then we come back. And Candace is like is like well all the rooms are master sweets but Mia chose the one to the left and she says like yes but I want Robin there so then we see Robin kick her out again because it's housewise

so we get to see it before commercial and after just you're moving downstairs and can't go let me get this right you took took a room. So moving. What did she say? I'm growing. That's what it says. I'm so moving. She moved her out of a room in less than five minutes. You want to, well, she said what a subtle move.

That's what she said. Oh, what a subtle move. She said it so subtly. In fact, that you didn't even hear it. Yeah, I wrote it down. Mouth movement, soul mouth movement move. Well, but you know, the ambassador to sorry county, you don't have to watch, I'll check later all the words you want to say. So, um, yeah, Karen's basically like, wow,

she would rather room in five minutes. Um, so, but me is actually fine with it. And Jizelle says, so I want this trip to be nice and fun. So would anyone, anyone at all like to apologize to anyone else before the trip gets started, anyone, anyone who possibly has a ceremonial distinction about a county in Virginia somewhere, anyone, anyone. I love that she kicked somebody out of their room and then asked everybody else for an apology Like why don't you apologize for what you did five seconds ago? As scholars like well our apologies do and Karen goes, are you talking to me? Like yes, the carer. No, she says I'm waiting for an apology from you because I apologize in group text Yeah, so movement so movement and I apologize in group text. Mm. Show movement. Show movement. And just like I was looking for an apology for you

lying about me and lying about my family. Your dad first. Because your dad's your dad first. How about you get your dad on here to apologize? Because he's the one who said, Jamal had a baby with one of the parishioners, not Karen, okay. She mentioned it on the reunion, but your dad was the one who said, Jamal had a baby with one of the parishioners, not Karen, okay? She mentioned it on the reunion,

but your dad was the one who said it on audio, ma'am. Well, either way, I mean, like literally, I'm surprised. I'm surprised it was only her dad who said it, right? I mean, so Karen's like, well, she really wants to squash this and she would put me away as a woman, but she needs an audience. I will say this.

I don't know why Karen needs an apology. Take a way, remove for a moment this whole thing about like, oh, well, Jacelle has no problem trashing other people's families, but the moment someone mentions a rumor about her, she gets mad, just remove that for a moment. I don't understand why Karen needs an apology. I like that she wants one. I think it's hilarious. But if she seriously wants an apology

because Jacelle said something four years ago, metaphorically, that thing. Well, yeah, she's bringing up a ridiculous thing to say that she doesn't need to apologize, but that said, she doesn't need to apologize to Giselle. I mean, Giselle did the tax thing about Ray. She spread rumors that Karen was cheating on Ray with that Frank Sinatra driver or whatever, Mr. Blue Eyes or whatever they were calling him. I mean, she's horrible. She's awful. And she's been trying to ruin Karen's life for years. So if Karen repeats some comments that your own father made on the show, then I think you should

be quiet, okay? And you should aim that at your dad. So they're both ridiculous, but I'm still team-carrying. Well, either way, just Karen's like, just all says, well, you decided to talk about my family in front of the whole universe, which is to your point. Like, as of joselle does not do this to every other single person. I'm just showing every single piece of it. She didn't do it two scenes ago. So then Karen's like, well, until she has a calendar, a calendar for actions, which is, that's where I think Karen is a layer is.

Like, what is Karen talking about? Don't she's held accountable for actions And she's like what actions are what are you talking about? Well, I'm not going to get into it Well, do you mean that You're talking about yourself wishing death on the way and she's like I never said anything about Ray dying And Rob is like it was four years ago anyway. Rob and be quiet, okay? No one asked you.

You're still not in this, okay? Just be quiet. Well, I think Juzelle is upset because her whole life was revealed as a lie and she's a fraud in the freak. So of course, Juzelle's thing is to reflect because let me tell you one thing, she's someone who would never be invited to be the ambassador to sorry county USA. That's for sure She did not wish death upon your husband. You know that Karen You know Robin is like suddenly filled with life

I think that Karen should just start recording little voice memos to trigger Robin because it would get her ass up every morning to do What she needed to do around the house, you know, just like, I'm mad at yourself. Oh, Gary Robin. One would be like, Oh my God, you fed the kids and got them off the school. What did you do? Used to care and alarm her. So then just all says, well, anything I did to you in the past, I apologize to you. And you know, this ratio is bullshit. I want Ray to live. I want him to pay his bills. Kept to Jamal owing $740,000 some backtaces. But at least his else not with him. At least she loves him. Or who does. I mean, for a variety of reasons.

I don't know. I thought it was hilarious. I love watching it. When these two fight, it is just we all win. We all win from it. Yeah. True. Well, everybody, thank you so much for being with us for Reade Housewives of Potomac. It looks like next week, Jacelle tries to come for Wendy for the cheating husband rumors. And then Wendy, that's her habit. So very excited for that, which is why I'm already pre-entined Wendy.

You see, you notice that shift today where I was like, Wendy, what did Wendy do, everybody? I know, I did notice that. Like you pre-loaded your, I mean, I don't know. I've always loved this out, even when she's blatantly in the wrong, which is 95% of the time. I just love how shameless she can be. I do too. Just makes me crazy on this. She makes me really mad because I

really think she is the villain in almost every situation, but she's one of those villains that I want to stay on the show forever. I don't think it would work without her. She's so good. I mean, I think that I think the show has such an amazing dynamic with her and Karen. And did you see that Lisa Rina post something on Instagram where she was like, I just want to do a guest appearance on Potomac because those girls know how to play. I think Rina would not even know what would hit her. She's used to playing in Beverly Hills where it's soft balls, you know, I think she would just get destroyed, but she would be kind of funny too. you know, I think she would just get destroyed, but she would be kind of funny too.

Yeah, that would that would be fun to watch. It would be terrifying to watch because she really would get it. They would they would hand her her head on a plate. You know, that they'd rip off that wig in about two seconds. Yeah, I would not. It would not take one minute of her sit on this so that's for sure. All right, everybody. Well, we sure love ya, we will talk to you next time. Bye everyone. Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Saboni, she don't take no baloney. Dana C, Dana Duh. She's not just a Sheila, she's a daniella.

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