Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Simply the Breasts

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

The trip to Williamsburg continues to be bumpy for The Real Housewives of Potomac as Gizelle and Robyn questions Wendy's "substance" in light of recent physical enhancements. Plus, Karen reminds us of her commitment to lift women up, not tear them down... This episode is a Crappens on Demand recap. Be sure to watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54989453Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Who's what happens Who's what happens Watch what happens Watch what crap is Who cares what happens when there's so much Who's what happens Who's what happens Who cares what happens Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker.

You can find me on the Game Brain podcast. I was actually on this week's episode talking about a game called Mind Management. So go check out the Game Brain podcast. And joining me is someone who knows how to manage my mind. It is the one and only Ronnie Caram. What's up Ronnie? I'm not having a mind manager. That's what you are. You're right. I'm not into mind management that's for sure. I'm not even into facial hair management. You can see my patterns on demand. I look ridiculous. I actually woke up in my lips hurt and I

think I was having like a dream. You know where you have those dreams you're like you shut up like you're yelling at somebody. I don't know if anybody else has those dreams when I have them. And so I woke up with purse lips and my hair is so thick on my face that my lip hurt when I woke up. I was like, I was poking my own lip with my hair. Yeah, I have to have like a little mic guard thing because I grind my teeth. I'm like, Who would have thought that like bitching about Bravo Liberty is all week long would lead me to be grinding my teeth at night?

Like, it can be stressful. It can be stressful. I mean, I was, you know, I was reading the internet last night after Real Housewives of Potomac. And I'm like, oh my God, this is so stressful. People get so upset over everything. You know, and I know I sit here and yell all day. So obviously I get upset too. But I have an outlet to talk to you and to like get it off my chest and then I go home with life

But girl that Twitter they get so upset Do they do the internet keep it upset people lose their minds on the internet and people don't realize they lose their minds Because I'll be talking to someone and they'll be like oh, I just I'm not one of those internet people I just go on there to read the comments then you go on then they're like fuck you you fucking bitch Who the fuck do you think you are to say that you like Forks, you know, yeah, I know but I guess it's like us if we ever go back and listen Which neither one of us ever do but you know that would probably be horrifying so I always I'm like, you know It's nice to know our podcast is that we you, we roast these shows, but we're not like trolls.

And then if you like listen back, it's like, there's just a lot of word trolls. We're just audio trolls. So it's hard to word your just properly. And we smile a lot while we're trolling, which again, is one of the benefits of doing crap, it's on demand, which you did mention mention but I think I was talking over you at the moment. This is crap with on demand. So if you do crap with on demand, go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends and that way you can watch Ronnie, Bueller and I here streaming streaming live. Yeah, for sure are.

Okay, everybody. Well, let's get to real housewives of Potomac. So I watch watch what happens. I won't save that to later to annoy you with it. I'm just sleeping it on because I'm too lazy to lift a remote control up and press next or whatever. So it's been on. Andy was so annoyed last night because it was Reza and Wendy.

And I don't know who did something to Andy. I'm assuming it was Reza, but Andy was so miserable. It was hilarious to watch. He was just like, so, he's like, hey, let's play past the implant. I was like, you can't have that low energy when you're playing a game called past the implant, dude. Okay, you have to like, where's your bobble head? Where's your?

No, I don't blame past him. You past cameras implant like a hot potato. But you pass cameras in plan like I could say. Yeah, like I need you to sell it. You can't just the Barbara Walters would not be playing past the implants, sir. Okay. No, well, you never know. You never know. Maybe she and Diane Sawyer and like maybe back in the day, Cookie Roberts, RIP, maybe

they had a good game of past the implant. You never know. Yeah. Well, with the coat, the name likeoki, you must have had some kind of fun. Yeah, that's for sure. So by the way, I have to also give a huge plug to our Instagram because, Ronnie, you put up one of the most amazing things that you've ever done. It might have been the most amazing thing, which is that you made a Fiddler on the Roof musical featuring Ramona and so I just have to really encourage people to go that out because it's truly amazing. It's truly amazing. I would like to thank the all castrages of that

brilliant Quark karaoke track of Fiddler on the Roof. It's not an amazing what you can find on the internet. A full orchestral karaoke version, a really good one, a Fiddler on the Rave. Thanks internet. Yeah, thank you. The other thing is, speaking of our Instagram, we posted two mysteries on the stories. Criticism of your cousin, Ronnie. Your cousin, Jenna, was walking into the mean streets

of Aspen, Colorado, and she encountered not one but two major bravo Liberty's and we asked listeners To submit their guesses of who were the bravo liberties and I think I'm going to reveal the answers right now Are you ready? Ronny to hear who you're doing. I love a good reveal. Yeah, let's do it first photo was none of the Ramona sing it herself, okay photo with none other than Ramona, singer itself, okay? And the next one was Kyle Richards with Porsche. So this is like, you know, real housewives all stars happening all again in an accident.

Yeah, she's so excited because they're doing that housewives show. I guess they're doing another little round of it where all the housewives are together. And then they're also doing a new show with Dorenda as the main host. Have you heard of that? It looks like it's all the council housewives are together. And then they're also doing a new show with Dorenda as the main host. Have you heard of that? And it's all the council housewives. Yeah. Like, and it's really former. Well, some of them are, I mean, it's a brandy landfill, phage, raparks, Dorenda, medley, who else is on there? Eva, I mean, Eva didn't really do anything to anybody. I don't think. That's all I can do on the list.

No word yet on whether or not Eva's pregnant on the season. I don't think she is allowed to do housewife season where she's not pregnant. So, time will tell. Time will tell. Okay, so, shall we actually dive into Real Housewives of Potomac? I mean, I'm loving just like, having with you because I'm waking up. I'm in the process of drinking my coffee

and just going to life, you know. It's our Monday morning, you know. Catch, oh, we didn't put this on private, so people are actually here. I actually did. No, I know, I actually did. I literally, when I set this up, I literally when I set this up I literally clicked it And I had a whole thought process of like oh, I'm glad I didn't forget to do that

But first I guess it didn't take because we actually have spectators today, but that's cool We actually love spectators. So hi Amber. Hi Nancy Okay, so let's get on with it So this is called the land of the Free and the Home of the Shade Yeah, we open with Which is Salt Lake City sound effect Funny you should which I approve of love Salt Lake City. We're doing that for our bonus this week So come back and look at this later, okay? That's right

Yeah, it was a big big episode. I have to I also have to admit that right before I started to sat down to watch this episode, I had a big meal and I fell into a really intense food coma. So my notes may be really wacky. Okay, because it's like I felt like I was propping up an eyelid, like must write about Zen when, you know. So just know that. Okay, know that. Okay, so I get nervous knowing that there's an audience here. I know it's your shag. Hi, Suzy. I can't concentrate. Everyone's watching. It's exciting. Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, I hope

I, now there's like, now if I have to poop again on the podcast now there's no turning back. You're screwed That's really screwed down Okay, so we start where we left off. They're in a restaurant and I somewhere I think the house and Karen someplace who cares their house and Kim they're fighting and Karen is like you wish And just all saying I want ready to live I want him to pay his bills. It's like my new favorite phrase. I want him to live. I want him to pay his bills. She's like, there are a restaurant that wants him to pay his bills. I arrest wants him to pay his bills.

And cares like, that's bringing up something old. Bring up something new. Like Ray dying four years ago. Oh, please. You're talking about care. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. him to pay his bills and cares like that's bringing up something old bring up something new like

Ray dying four years ago. Oh, we're talking about Karen. Yeah. And just like she's like you're the one who's bringing up something old. You're bringing up something that happened one two three four years ago. And then we see the clip again of Ray telling Jacelle, now you're going to need to attract guys why you can. And you know, telling her that she's going to be too old to get any D soon. And I never noticed that as they're sitting there, there's a monster logo in between them. Have you ever noticed that? I thought that was really funny. No, I haven't noticed

that. Yeah, there haven't noticed that. Yeah, there's a reflection on the window right in between their faces of the monster logo. Like a natural monster, like monster energy drink. Monster the energy drink. So it's like the claws coming down. That's perfect. Yeah, and so me, Karen's like,

we're not at the point here, semantics. It's semantics. So I don't even know what she's talking about at this point. She's like, oh, well, yes, well, now that we're here in Williamsburg, we're now been welcomed by the semantic community, right? It's like, no, that's a different Williamsburg. And you're talking about, no, different.

Take off your flat-brained hat, shaman tics. Okay. Okay. So, yeah, she's like, shaman tics, shaman tics, shaman tics. We're twisting words. So, yeah, she's like semantics, semantics, semantics. Um, they're twisting words. And so, Robins are like, oh, when we're talking to, when you're like talking to like Mia,

and you say that to Zell Wish death on your husband, if I'm Mia, I'm like, oh, that beach is fucked up. And Mia's like, well, I actually can see that, like, a lot of private persons would say that probably not someone who would miss well with other people. Well, I don't want to drag you all into this. This is between to zone and I to be honest. And Candice is like, now listen, you

have both done shit to each up. Be quiet, Candice. Okay. With your voice of reason, crap, still trying to keep Ashley out of every filming opportunity that you can. Yes, please. Yes. Yeah, exactly. Candace trying to play referee when she is the one

who actually tried to sue a castmate, mate. Okay, so I don't talk about that. All right, so Candace is like, you know, I've heard you say things that Jacelle has done and that stuff is old. And Jacelle, you've said some really shitty things say things that Jacelle has done and that stuff is old and Jacelle You've said some really shitty things to Karen and can't and just all it's like which I have apologize for Gave her free refills at Arizona's for life and what do I get to return this slender

And Mia's like well, I want to tell you kids I'm in the middle That we can have a fun time. Maybe you guys just weren't through all of this in a school. I was like, yeah, it's very uncomfortable to even physically be in between you. Okay. I thought we were supposed to have a my salad today. But you guys are screaming at each other. Also, you guys are too new to be complete. I know that I'm like giving notes on how everybody's responding in this situation. But can't

this you were not the referee. I do were too new, both of you, to be complaining right now. Just be quiet. And let's do a fight to start be quiet. And Eskala, I think you also need to raise the bar on what's fun in your life. If the excitement in your day is that I'm going to take a three hour bus ride at the end, I'm going to have a nice salad. No, it should be ice cream, it should be cake. It should be like some sort of fried food, but like not

This don't don't get like upset because your salad dreams were We're just like yeah, you ruined my salad like that so stupid that so iceberg of you Also free right and for you to be more excited for a lame salad Then a fight between just and Karen in real life. You don't belong here. You don't. No. So Mia's like, well, I hate her.

Can you pull me stuck in a position where you can't acknowledge that you hurt someone, you know? And Jacelle said, well, she ain't, she goes, she ain't do that. She hasn't done that. And Mia goes, well, Karen, I'm directing at you too, as a friend. Can you acknowledge her?

And just like well I am ready to throw it all in the trashcan, co-boom the relationship in the trashcan, cuz she can fix her face to apologize and care like well I'm telling you acknowledge and regret using the word death when talking about my husband. I TOO WANTON! when talking about my husband. I swam down! And Candice says, this is my request. I think you are mature enough to take this away from this table. Okay, nothing is solved in a group. Okay, and I think at some point during this week, you can work it out and fix it.

And if you can't do it, you can walk away from it. It's like, shut up Candice. Again, very quiet, Candice. Just, you can't be quiet, Candace. Just like again, all the points we made before, they still apply it to this sentence that you've said. Yeah. I just wrote, LOL, the lady who won't invite Ashley anywhere. Okay, so they go and it's inevitable.

Let's go look at rooms, okay? So they look at their rooms, but there's not really any fighting because basically the Dissing has already been done. Robin has already kicked Mia out of the room, right? So that's how they've done. Yeah, exactly.

So a scholar, Karen and Wendy, and also, they go, they get in a car to go visit the other little, like the cottage, etc. And then in the meantime, other people are like, FaceTime and their kids. Mia's FaceTime and Juju and telling Gordon they're going to dinner. By the way, Gordon, have you noticed Gordon? He is a real FaceTime, uh, FaceTime hog. I feel like every time Mia is FaceTime and the kids, he always does that thing where like the camera just rolls on to,

he puts his face real big and then just says what the kid is saying. I'm like, Gordon, this is Juju's moment. Okay. Stop it. GG does take a lot of moments. So every time that phone rings, GG's like Hey Like every single time But yeah, Gordon yeah, I would I would like a phone call that's not like But you said you were gonna to call for the kids today.

I know he always does like a pan over to his face. That's not a guilt pan. He does, he always has guilty face, like shouldn't you be changing the diaper right now? Ooh. Ooh. Ha, ha, ha. So then Robyn's Face Semicarder.

So everyone arrives at the cottage who's supposed to be there and the cottage. It's like horror music, because it's like ugly. You know what I mean? It's like, it's tiny, It's no estate. That's for sure. Yeah, it's definitely no estate, but like it's like an adorable house, but you know, not up to Bravo cast trip levels. It's very much, it takes us back to Rohobeth of season one, right? So Karen is like, well, it's a very nice, it's a very nice little cottage, and I'm safe, I'm just out!

Mmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I can eat all the things I want and stuff, but my low lip. Mmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mmm, mm-hmm. I know who's scarier at my, because she says she's afraid that Jizzell's gonna come in at night and be like,

who are you only an apology? Mmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Who do you think, who do you think sounds scarier in the dark? Just that la or Karen? Karen would like the tic tac that she stuff like below her teeth. It's minty don't know. I like how a scholar judges her room. She goes wow I like the depth in this room. The depth is that what she said. Yeah. So Karen never to mention. So Karen's like, but it's very quiet in here isn't it girl from the

cottage very quiet. You hear the quick edge? I didn't see a response I got from just that one that's either in the group tax. Oh god shut up. So then a scholar calls home she calls her husband and says that it's more like three star accommodation, not five star, which by the way, three stars really nice three stars like a Marriott, you know, we're right isn't three star like Marriott maybe Kimpton like I'm down with the star. I'm down. Yeah, you're still again, you're new. You know what I mean? Like you're new you get the Marriott. That's just how it is. Exactly. You know what I mean? Like you're new, you get the Marriott. That's just how it is, okay. Exactly, first season, don't get the four seasons. Sorry, you didn't get, I'm sorry, you didn't get the four seasons in a salad.

So, Karen, who's really looking forward to a salad at the estate. Oh, a luxury salad, oh well. But, so Karen, the luggage sort of arrives in the first floor and Karen is there with Wendy. They're kind of like fussing over it and it's heavy. So. She's like, well, okay. I'm gonna go get toscala I'll tell her but spring this up as there is you can get toscala toscala

Wendy's like, oh no, Kaelin you called her by the wrong name. That's not her name and Care's like, well, I'm sorry. I missed her now. She's her name to Scarlett, but I did text you when I met you that I would love to speak with you. That would be lovely. Remember that text? It's like, how could you remember her name enough to text her, but not enough to call her for her luggage?

I know Wendy's like, you might as well have just called her Tesla. So then they like haul the bag upstairs and this is cross cut with the cushy environs of the estate where some sort of butler or a house man is get you know carrying all their luggage up the stairs. So it's just showing how they're roughing it in their little cottage, et cetera. And then we are remembering me reaching out and saying let's have some tea a scallop. And she's like yeah, and I've been waiting ever since. What is it coming from London?

Let me tell you the salad better not take that, because I'm really looking forward to it. He's doing it. She's doing it. A scholar has a lot of things like really hanging on to you and salad these days, you know. So then we cut to some geese walking around enjoying that fresh, Potomac error. And we wind up with Ashton Michael

and their kids in their apartment. Oh God, toys, this is my worst damn nightmare. And you know there are people online who are always saying, you know what we really miss from housewives? Do you remember when this show was about people with kids and husbands? Gross, that sounds disgusting. Yes, I remember it.

It was disgusting and I don't ever want to relive it again. Yes, I remember and it was disgusting and I don't ever want to relive it again. Okay, put your babies away. It's time to shoot. Put your babies under the couch. I don't need to look at those things, although they're very cute. So now we have to watch these two pretend

to be like a happy family as usual. It's a weekly, Ashley and Michael are super happy seen. Yeah, they're just like, you know, she's changing a diaper, he's changing a diaper, and they're marveling at like, wow, how much their worlds have changed, they've got two diapers. There's always a diaper, a diaper to be changed, a baby to be fed, someone to be burps.

You know, it's all the usual stuff, like all the, like the, the, the bombshell observations that everyone's made for Like hundreds of years, so See I can't believe it man's two babies So so photographer comes over because they're gonna do a little family portrait and everything and the photographers like High-five Dean high-five and he just stairs that are like Unless you've got some milk in your titties,

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This poor lady, okay, she arrives, the baby's a bitch to her. And then she's like, well, where are we gonna shoot? And now she's like, well, I know it's messy, but we were hoping you could create a spate. No, I'm not cleaning your house, dude. She's not one of my art director, okay? We're at you the one that just handed your baby paints. You just handed your baby finger paints two seconds ago, okay?

I would walk out of there. Yes, it's not her job to turn your like very antiseptic and like cold apartment into something warm and loving for a photo shoot. That's your job. Yeah. Okay, so let's see, Ashley's like, wow, nice to see the baby's jaunty is going down. So then we find out that the baby has a disease called Rubens, Paul Rubens.

Paul Rubens. Don't leave that baby alone in a movie theater. Okay, just tell me to give that right now. And they put him in the hospital, but they decided to do light therapy at home instead. And then the baby started growing weed out of his forehead And then it's kidding. I don't understand any of this what they're talking about long before there's a cast member on one of the real house So I've shows named John does like my name is John is brown and I'm an entrepreneur I wasn't always like this. I grew up poor and I've made myself who I am right now

Yeah, but so color self yourself John Bees and everyone Most people want a beanie I get to be me. It's like me. Okay, John Dees Work on that to Agilin John De's. Yeah. So Ashley's like, Oh, Michael, I started crying again last night. Thanks for enduring that. He's like, no problem. Lip bot, lip bot, lip bot, lip bot, Michael's just robbed a bank.

He's, he's acting guilty as ever. And she's like, but Sing Jizzow made me feel better. Which I don't think anybody has ever said. Yeah, that's, that's not even her daughter's ever say that, right? Yeah, so she starts talking about, yeah, she was really energized by seeing Giselle. Who knew that Giselle was the cure to plus part of depression? I never, I would never have pegged that, but she starts talking about this trip to Williamsburg and she's like,

yeah, so I think I'm gonna go down for a day and he's like, all right, which was half of the tone of that word was, all I have to deal with two babies by myself. But then the other half was like, but I'll get to have more nannies too. And you can see the Michael Dick math, adding up in his brain while he's to. And he's into the M.G.A. All right. I know you could see the Michael Dick math adding up in his brain while he said that. He was just biting his lips like, hmm. How can I get a stripper pole attached to the ceiling and have it gone within a day?

I wonder if one will be available to go to this trip club. Hmm. So then what every new mom wants to hear, well, you, you know what all just take Dylan to work I've got five women there who will happily help me. I'll bet you do Well could go wrong. It's only a newborn infant doing a global pandemic with five attractive women around me sounds like a great plan She's gonna come home that baby is gonna be like swinging off the fence, you know sliding down the sliding down a pole It'll be a CSong So um

Wow Wattled the swing off the chandelier here Um So yeah, that's really an unappetizing offer by Michael to have the five woman at work also unappetizing for the woman at work Who are it's like Your ladies you know how to deal with babies here you go also. Yeah, you stay close I know Michael's done so many bad things. It's like you just skip over the sexism, right? It's like well, I've got five women at work. What were they made for all right?

I'll be holding the ass stapling things and calming babies down. I mean, this is what I learned in my workforce, workforce morality, educational seminar I attended. It's like, no, you just watched Mad Men, season one. Yeah. So they start talking about how she's not worried about Candice. And oh, by the way, J Jesus is ready to start dating now. And he's like, wow, that's big. And she's like, so if you know anybody, you guys have what about Walnut, see you available?

They didn't get married yet. Mm-hmm. That's a snap I'm doing is all like Robo Lips together. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I can't even, like, the idea of Robin and Juan going on a date is really disturbing to me. So, um, yeah. So he's like, when are they going to get married anyway? And so, you know, Robin's waiting till after the pandemic is over because see, I told you, they're never

getting married. Oh, I think the pandemic is the excuse. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So then, I mean, I don't know, did they get married? I think they did. Didn't they show in the preview that she's in a wedding dress or something? I mean, I don't, I actually don't remember that part of it. But you know, on this show, sometimes they get dressed in a wedding dress to have like a fake wedding, you know? Yeah.

It's like a joky thing, so who knows? Or Karen, they'll just be having like a party to wrap it in. Hmm. Here we are, partywear everyone except for just that or what's the red wedding dress So speed which we now go to Williamsburg with the women are getting all dressed up and Wendy announces that she's gonna have a Versace night She says Versace knew happy and nest were coming and so they made this just for me. Versace, Versace. So she's basically wearing like, it's like a survivor. A bikini tie.

But it's like made out of, it's made out from Versace. That's like around and her boobs can barely stay in them. Like they are barely contained. They are pouring over. But she's just like wants to show off her titties. Yeah, which I get, you know, but like girl, those things you're gonna pop them.

Like let them eat. I mean, you can see the lot, you can see the expiration date on the inside of the skin. You know what I mean? Like leave them alone. I don't need your implants, VIN numbers, okay lady. And also, it was kinda making me sad because Versace sad. And I think it's a waste of money,

especially if you saw a student loans, just saying, it's a lot of money, okay? It's a lot of money, so. It's like Daniel's job. It's a lot of money to dress like a rich person shower curtain. And her boobs are named after that Will Smith movie about being homeless. Okay. There. I don't like the name of those boobs. It's like the saddest movie ever with happiness misspelled and then Will Smith is all like sad like living on a subway or some shit. No.

It's like we found the pursuit of happiness. And now it's like happiness has arrived. And we wonder was the pursuit worth it, you know? Yes, the red table Jada Pinkett Smith version, you know, it's just like when happiness comes to a halt. Well, the what was it that that what was it that Jada Smith said about her relationship with that gentleman? I don't remember. It doesn't matter. So ultimately the point is this, boobs that are like trapped,

boobs trapped in cloth. And like to go for a movie. Like to go for a movie. Like, why can't it be like princess diaries? You know? Wait, what? What are your boobs? If you're gonna name your boobs,

like name a master happy or movie. I didn't get the first part of that. So was like how do we get to princess Irish so quickly how do we get to is Ella and chan Ella and enchanted So Karen and that's also depressing. Those are more depressing dreams. Can you imagine if you named your boobs after lame is a rob? What's even said about that is, aside from the fact that it's just inherently sad

that you named your boobs after lame is a rob. But to find out one of your boobs is just an article. Like, it's not even has, doesn't even have a meaning. It's just the, this is the, how sad. That doesn't even have a mini just, uh. This is, this is the... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha My husband four years ago, already that right now is Tuscalli. Hmm, someone, I remember one time I was hanging out with Ray, we met someone and they said, have you seen that movie Death Becomes, or I said, you shall not wish death on my husband. Let us both to her again. So then, just Ellen Robin are hanging out and just like, wow, wow.

You know, now that I see this sliding glass door I'm going to change my sliding glass door at home it needs this I was like did you miss the siding outside as well you should while you're here just check out everything okay just by the whole state right if this is going to inspire you to finish things properly take a look at the exterior or the interior decor maybe also let's like have like a why don't we rethink your entire Z gallery interiors and maybe swap it out for the estate instead See you're you're in like the see the the Barack Obama presidential suite here See what they did for the president do that for your

Dead take some tips So so then Yeah, it's dead. Take some tips. So then she's like, well, I wonder if Wendy likes to serve in squatters. And then we see a clip of Wendy saying, well, I know this much. I know that it's lesser than, and I don't like that. And then just as like something is off with Wendy. Yeah, Robyn's like, well, I'm almost happy that you brought that up because I'm not the only person who's thinking something's different with her, you know, I just like, well I'm almost happy that you brought that up because like I'm not the only person who's who's thinking something's different with her, you know, I just, yes, I want to say listen Wendy,

I've seen more of your skin in the past month and the whole year before, and they're trying to figure what caused the sudden change. And you know, I think it's obvious to us. She's on TV in in this capacity, like she's famous now, right? I mean, she was on TV and she was, I think it's obvious to us. She's on TV in this capat, like she's famous now, right? I mean, she was on TV and she was, I guess you could say she was famous, but she's like now famous. She's famous and the fame bug. She got the fame bug second season. She wanted to glow up. That's basically what it is.

Well, she had also just had a baby. So it's like, now she's like had some time. She's like lost some weight. They're acting crazy. You know, I think anybody's just had a baby would feel more insecure and like not where as many Versace bikinis. Well, that being said though, despite all that, I don't think that Jazelle and Robin are totally wrong for being like, what's going on?

Because you know, it is weird if someone that you know is like all about X, Y and Z, right? Like their whole thing is, every time you talk to them, I'm not saying this is what Wendy is, but let's say there's someone you meet and all they would do is want to talk about politics. And the next time you meet them, they're like, check out my boobs, check out my boobs, you're like, whoa, this is a little different

than what I expected, right? But so I do think that there is reason to have pause. I mean, we all is an audience who are like, what's going on with Wendy now, right? Like we all are doing it too, but Jacelle matches to do it in a way that's like, just the most evil way. Yeah, it's like the most evil way.

And it's also right after, because she's mad at Wendy. You know, it's like that thing that Jacelle does, like, oh, you're gonna be nice to carry. And now, okay, now I'm gonna bring up your husband cheating on national TV then. You know, it's just such a shitty way that she does everything.

Yeah, God bless her. I mean, Jacelle made me like really like Wendy today, which is, I mean, I never dist, I don't always love Wendy. I always love Wendy, but Wendy gets on my nerves sometimes, but today I was a fully team Wendy. So that's the power of just how, okay. That's a power.

I don't know who's teaming my amount on this because I Wendy has been, I teaming my mom on this because I went to you has been, I think, a little annoying this season, even though I do love her. And I feel like I can understand where Jizzell and Robin are coming from, but then they also were, like, really judge you about it too. So I don't really know where to stand.

So I'm just going to be like a scholar and just pray for salad. Just a salad to play fun. Just so pretty. Nice salad, okay, guys. Just bring me a salad and I'll just wait to see what happens next. Yeah so Robin's like I feel like a personality is different. And she says yes but I can't put my finger on it. This is the body suit. I mean that my crotch hurt looking at that. I mean besides the body something's off. I just want to know that she's okay. Oh, okay, so this is all coming from concern, right?

Yeah, yeah, exactly. They're two of the most empathetic people, right? They're just really so concerned. And then Candace is like, I don't know, Candace, she can't, she can't, she can't, she's in the room, but she says somewhere, I guess maybe it's her confessional. She's like, she's like, Dr. Wendy is gone,

and I hope new booty Wendy is here to stay. So she really loves this side of Wendy. That Robin's like, well, when I met her last year, she like exuded substance, and I instantly liked her, and we instantly connected, and I almost wonder, if we were to meet today, it would be the same way. And, wow, Robin, I wonder it would be the same way. And, um, wow, Robin, I wonder how, I wonder if she feels the same way.

I mean, last year she connected with you and you were someone who probably sucked you late and had a dump truck. And this year, she's talking with you and you still sleep too late and now you don't have a dump truck. So really, is Wendy, should Wendy treat you the same. Well, I mean also a truck Robin. Imagine a dump truck. And you have to imagine there are probably a lot of people in Robbins life who are

like, well, I like really I really loved Robin. She used to seem like she was really like she was full of substance, but then she joined the real house while I was a baton with them like really your reality star now. And I'm sure for Robin heard that she would not really like that. She would be like, I'm still the same house, so I was like, really, you're a reality star now. And I'm sure for Robin heard that, she would not really like that. She would be like, I'm still the same person, right? Yeah. So she's like, is the news end when he's insecure as hell? I mean, I'm all about body positivity.

You're not, okay? You're a slut shamer. And you've always been a slut shamer on this show, okay? Would someone call Ashley Darby to the stand please? Yeah, so just so says, well, there's no judgment dot, which is alike, because there's always judgment with everything just all does. Just, well, there's no judgment dot, but it's like, hey girl, is she playing us like anybody who's making these changes? Something is off. And to be honest, there are some cheating allegations with her husband.

Yeah, and so then then here we go with these cheating rumors and she's like, Well, I'm his touchy. That's a touchy topic. It's like, well, because she knows the rumor she's overcompensating. So then Wendy comes in and she's like, what's going on? And don't don't don't So we come back from commercial and she's like, is this a deep conversation? And Rob was like, no, no, no, no, no, just chatting. Just chatting. Yeah. And Jazeel was like, she's like, I don't care how Wendy dresses.

But this is a 180 from the person I met last year. And I have to say, I have to give credit to Giselle because really because she used 180 correctly. I feel like we've now we've been doing this podcast almost 10 years and I think that like literally anytime someone means to say that phrase they say she's done a full 360 from last year so thank you for getting your rotational degrees correct Giselle. Thank you. I appreciate that. So she thinks it when he's just you know this thing really goes on forever, I'm not really sure why.

So then they're kind of making small talk, but they just got talk shit talking and when he senses something off, something is off. And by the way, as long as we're talking about people changing, maybe you should stop resenting people changing and you change, like right now, we get your sweaters ugly, okay? Oh, man with the rose, man with the rose sweater. Well, she's just tacking you, Sal. It's like you're getting mad at somebody else

for changing too much. Why don't you change, okay? Change sweater. You're a better sweater. How about that? Yeah. Talk about sweater. You're sweaters saying, treat your sweater

with respect you want people to treat you with. Yeah. Yeah. I like that right? I was like, how about this? How about you change your sweater with respect you want people to treat you with Yeah, I like that right there. It's like how about this have you changed your sweater That was like a very bent comment out of you I feel like I feel like I'm the one who normally just says like you know what change your sweater Well, I just feel like she's over here criticizing how woman dresses and meanwhile she's walking around like a gunshot victim I mean she looks like a machine gun just came by and like, she's got like big splotches all over her shirt.

You know, make an effort if you're going to complain that much, ma'am. It's fashion. So, uh, yeah. So now the girls finally had downstairs and Candace has gifts for everyone. And she goes, uh, as she's giving them, she goes, well, it's not my love language, but I feel like, you know, it's everyone else's, I guess, giving gifts, which I love that, of course, that that's not what Candace's love language.

Well, that's, okay. Okay, of course, two levels of insecurity here. Either she meant giving gifts are not her love language, which of course not, because she's like a spoiled brat. She does not give gifts. She receives gifts. Or, she's saying that receiving gifts is not her love language, in which case, she's fully lying, she does not give gifts, she receives gifts. Or she's saying that receiving gifts is not her love language, in which case,

she's fully lying because last time I checked she was living in a gift for the first three seasons of this, a 10 year-on-the-show. Truth. So she's like, yeah, it's not my love language, but you know what, they only had so many better knives. So here we go, everybody. So they get swin' or change.

So by the way, Bueller is like, Bueller is like, I don't want to talk about Candace. He's not giving us a guess and back there. Look at him. That is just looking at, I think he heard your voice. He's like, licking the air. He's like, mhm, fancier. My fancier.

My make the air sweeter. Yeah. So living language, what does that mean? Yes. Living language. Love language. Love language. Okay, yeah.

So they all get robes and swim caps because tomorrow, wow, Candace is allowing me to do water or rubbocks for you all. I'm leaving the class. And Karen's like, isn't that for old people? And then clip to just Iiselle saying it to reunion, congrats to Karen, your Gerritoll just kicked in. Nah. So then the cars arrive and the car ladies show up and Jiselle,

oh no, they're all together. The cars arrive to go to the restaurant and Jiselle says to Wendy, your titties are in your neck, gah. So she's, which I think Wendy, I'm not sure how Wendy receives that, but she's already like broaching the subject of the boobs. And so they go to this restaurant and they're ordering their food and Karen is like,

well, I'm not gonna go swimming tomorrow. I'm not messing up my hair with a pool swim with Satan. Mm. Yeah. And Candace is like, well, okay. Here's the schedule for tomorrow And just I was like, where's the rest of this menu? Wow, where's the rest of this menu? Fruit and One page menu too though. I really do So Wendy is like now trying to cover her boobs kind of I think his Jisels been poking at her. And Candace is talking about after breakfast they're going to synchronize swimming and Jisels like it's a robixah.

And Karen's like, hmm, well I'll be watching. And Candace is like, and after that we have a whiskey distillery coming to us. And Wendy goes, whiskey, Wendy. Wendy. Okay. So here's why Wendy is annoying. It's just how many names are you getting? Nah. Thank you, thank you.

See, Jacelle is right about that. Wendy keeps giving herself nicknames. Like she's not, she just sort of is like, I think she's just trying to make something happen. So she's like, she's pushing Zenwen really hard. Now Whisky Wendy, just because you hear a W word, does not mean it automatically becomes your nickname, okay? I have to go to the Westroom, Wendee.

Okay, I'm on my way to the Wendee. Look, walking Wendee. Walking Wendee. Oh, I was watching a special about Australia. That's just classic Wallaby Wendee. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I love Johnny Depp, especially Willy Wonka Wendee. Oh, I love going to get fast food sometime. That's classic Wapah Wendy, which is a double play on fast food.

Well, sometimes I'm not going to Wendy Wendy. Wendy Wendy, but then I want you to watch, you have to go to Weight Watchers, so then I become WWE Wendy. Weight Wendy watches Wendy. Wait, Wendy watches Wendy. So then they start talking about their food is delivered and they start talking about. Also, this cast has some very high calorie martinis. Like every one of those martinis was like a chocolate milk espresso or something. I'm so jealous.

How do they still look that good? Light should be able to shine through your martini. I feel like. Yeah, it just seems like a sin. They look so good and they drink these like chocolate martinis. Okay, the point is everybody. Candace is talking about how she's learned to make pretty shakudri.

You know, in my relationship, it's really weird because our roles are reversed because you know I don't know how to make Shakudri but Chris does. It's crazy guys we are a modern couple and just I was like well how does he feel about that? I love gender roles as express rules as expressing shakururi plates. Yes. Also, it's like just put meat on a board. But listen, this is Bravo. Shakururi has often been a foreign subject to many of our cast members. Like, Brittany. Sharky, you're right.

What is that? Yeah. You're cool. Shakururi. You're cool. You're cool. So Candace is like, he literally believes in me more than I believe in me. And so she starts talking about how Chris is her husband, her, it's just all the way

for her to start talking about her recording career. Yes. And she's just like, well, do you pay him? She's like, I pay him in booty. And she's like, in booty, huh? And the skull is like, well, how does him. She's like, I pay him in booty. And she's like, in booty, huh? And the school is like, well, how does that work in the off hours? And she's like, well, it's hard because every day I go into the studio. And then I come home and I'm just tired, you know?

And he's like, um, you have a music video to do today. And I'm like, sir, it is 10 o'clock. A lot of effort for a fake music career, you know? So it really is. I mean, when she says that he believes in her more than she believes in herself, that's not possible. I mean, I can say a lot about Candace, but insecure will not ever be one of the words I use for her.

Or talented, you know? So Dorothy doesn't like that that Chris is the husband during everything, and Candace says, you know, if I ever thought that Chris would ever skin and float by and take all my money, you know, like I wouldn't have married him. I'm like, that's how it always works, by the way, just so you know, like that's literally how it works. That they can be. Yeah, no one gets married and they're like, wow, this person's gonna steal all my men. I know. No one says, I think he might be a con man and I'm probably the latest and long list of victims in a marium.

I want flowers on the ceiling. So it just feels like, well, you know, don't you think that it might be a problem that you're getting your hustle on and he might not be. And as Carlos like, oh, so you think that him being the manager is not like his groove. And she's like, I, so you think that him being the manager is not like his groove and she's like, I think that that's on her cooktails. Zah! Yeah, and she goes, um, Candace says,

well, I can understand, but I also understand my marriage and I understand our dynamic. So Robin says, Oh, when you say Chris is like, get off the couch, like, that's like when Rwanda does me to get off the bed! It's like, onewanda's me to get off the bed. It's like one of the, like, it's rare when someone's debilitating depression can be more interesting than what someone else is talking about.

And that's actually, I'm sorry. That sounded like I was totally shaming people of depression. I'm not. I'm just saying that that just shows, like Candice, Candice talking about her pop career. I'm like, I would rather hear about Robin being stuck in bed. I know. That's like when you would rather watch the commercial with a little sad face cartoon,

like a little sad face. Yeah, a little so awful. You'd rather watch that than continue watching the show that you're watching. Yeah. That's where we are. That's where we are. So she's like, well, I've been motivated.

I mean, I stay at bed till 10, and then I'll watch some TV. And then I'll go back to bed And then I'll start the day at noon and when he's like the day is gone then she's like, yeah But I mean I have stuff to do and it affects my relationship because once it's unattractive Yeah, and such a Zell's like you know Just like you know this is no no man is gonna want to marry her right in this in this state essentially That's what she says and Karen she says that and Karen's like hmm with my friends are in need I pick them up and lift them just I'll kick them one more inch into the ground just I need to attack

others that deflects from others asking about her asking questions about herself I just love Karen just like hurting yourself as this you know heal the world character that just is gonna lift up Every single person. I'm like last time I checked you actually were shaming Robin for not getting married to Juan yet So I'm not you kidding your inspiration Qualities Yeah, so Robin's like well I think that if I were to get better than a relationship would probably get better too. And then Wendy keeps trying to talk, but Jacelle won't let her. She's like, but probably not.

You have kids. Are you neglecting your kids? She's like, what kind of? I mean, one of them has a 40% in English in the year before that he had straight A's. But you know, I mean, my business is okay, but it could be a lot better. And as scholars, like, scholars, I've been depressed before and what you're saying sounds like depression. Everopin.

Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Yeah, yeah, you think. And Robbins, like, well, I believe I'm seasonally depressed, but now that it's springtime, let's see what happens. It's like, let's maybe speak to a professional about this and Robin is she says that she gets it every year And she says I want to say it's a combination of seasonal depression You know I'm getting into a rod, but like and my person who doesn't like personality doesn't like structure Mike Robin. It's also a global pandemic like you have every like

Like I kind of feel bad that she's almost putting it on herself It's like this is like a lot of people are you know You have every, I kind of feel bad that she's almost putting it on herself. It's like, this is like, a lot of people have been, had been, are in a funk because of this. It's kind of like, I just want her to get help, you know? And she's like, well, I think I need to see, not a therapist, but a life coach. I'm like, no, see a therapist, please.

What is that? What is that bravo thing where people won't go to therapists? Yeah. It's weird. I think that bravo won't pay for them for them to go to therapist appointment, but that will pay for a life coach

because a life coach is probably cheaper. Oh, maybe. That's why I think they do different things. I mean, a life coach tells you, well, a therapist will be like, where are you feeling, what could this be related to? And a life coach will be like, what more?

You know, they're just totally different things. But I'm wondering if it's a generational thing or what because like my parents, I mean, my mom could use some no offense mom, but she could use some. And anytime that we've ever suggested it, she goes, oh, let me tell you, I went to a therapist once. I walked right in there, I sat down, I said all of my problems.

And then I said, what can I do about this shit? Cause I'm not coming back. And the therapist said, and the therapist said, you're one of the first people I've ever met that nothing is wrong with you. I was like, oh, wow. That sounds like, oh wow, that sounds like a real story. That sounds like a real story. I think you need to go to a life coach, get you to be honest to not going to a therapist.

Yeah, I think that, I think actually a therapist, I think therapy is kind of intimidating. You know, there's something about life coach that's a bit more approachable. It just sort of, it just is a life coach. I think some people may have the mindset that if you go to a life coach, it's just, it's like you're fine. It's just that you haven't, you know, you got to sort out some goals

and some plans for yourself. And once you do that, you'll be okay. And I think a therapist, there's like this idea that you're going to, like there's something inherently wrong with you or there's like deep digging to be done And it's gonna be an emotional and harrowing journey and I mean I just I'm sure that that is probably part of it

But I just feel like if you're dealing with things like depression and not getting out of like having issues getting out of bed or whatever I just feel like it's like it's like the psychic in Salem who told Sonia Morgan I think that maybe what you need is a train the psychic in Salem, who tells Sonia Morgan, oh, I think that maybe what you need is a train to professional in this situation. Yeah, listen to her. Yeah, listen to her. But Jacelle doesn't even care. Like, she doesn't care about the depression

or that her friends hurting. She cares that she's about to lose a hot husband because Jacelle loves Juan. She thinks he's so fine. She's like, you can't, that is a problem, brother. You do not want to lose your husband. Yeah. Um, and so everyone else is trying to support her. And he's like, well, I'm in this. This is a good start. Seriously, a lot of people don't even talk to their friends. I'm like, I guess I do need help. And so when the kind of light in the mood,

she's, and also because she's got a need to breathe. I don't know how she's breathing right now. So she's like, you know, the more I eat, the bigger my breast get. And she's like, and we need to talk about that. Yes. So she's like, I was talking to Robin earlier, and you know you're in a new space, a new something, I can't put my finger on it, but there's a difference.

Yeah, Wendy, I just, I feel like your personality is slightly different. And just like, we have seen more of your body parts, I'm just like, yes you have, than the entire time I have known you aaa, and then Mia gets like this face like your turn bitch like she gets this kind of evil look on her face, which I loved. And then we get the 10th Garage Band Fire Lens. And Wendy is like, yeah, well the difference is clearly I had my boobs done. And she's like, no, it's nothing to do with your boobs. Ah! She goes, and Rob is like, you're all the Wendy that I met last year was just not so loose. Robyn, I get that you're gonna fight for whatever Jizelle tells you to,

but Wendy was just sticking up for you, stopping and ass. Like, just be quiet. Can you just be quiet and let Jizelle be the evil one. Why do you always have to be Intertwined like that well Candace said at best. She goes wow Tweedle and twaddle. Why are you bad during Wendy like why are you in her business? So just else like well It's not the Wendy. I'm at and it was way different. It's way different than professor Wendy Substance Wendy so substance is I feel like the moment where it's like oh This is gonna turn this is gonna turn into a thing Right because it's one thing to say oh, you know, it just seems like you are really focused on You know a totally different thing. It just feels weird. It feels like a 180 both then when you start saying

Implying that now she's no longer a woman of substance. This is gonna be a disaster Yeah, and Wendy's like well I think that that women often put into a box where if I'm smart, I also can't have boobs. And I should be able to have boobs and be smart. And then he's like, you know, see Michelle Obama with her boobies out. Yeah, she goes, I don't know if I agree with that because you never see him with Michelle Obama with her boobies out that because you never see much Michelle Obama with her boobies out And you would never see oh, probably her boobies out and if you're a professor you have to embody that I'm like so you agree with what Wendy's saying when do you say you are forced to be a box?

And she doesn't want to be a box. She's like I don't agree with that because it's not fair that much I'll buy my camera boobies out when do you agree? Yeah, I agree Wendy's like but without boxes what would we ship things in? The best part about boxes that they have joints sometimes, the joint. So when people, if you've got a problem with my box, I'll crack it open for you. The best part about boxes is that it almost sounds like bosses. And I'm a boss. So, so Wendy is like, she's like, well, I stand before you with someone who has multiple degrees as someone who's still a professor at one of the highest institutions who's still a commentator that doesn't take away from my accolades. You said substance Wendy and that's

triggering especially for a career woman. Yeah, you can't say substance Wendy. Those don't have two W's. How dare you? There's no such thing as wapsons Wendy. So, you can't say substance Wendy. Those don't have two W's. How dare you? There's no such thing as a substance Wendy. So, you know, I'm twigged. So, just like, Well, you were sexy last year and she says, I define my sexiness not you. And I was like, oh, oh, yeah.

Yes, Wendy. So, just like, well, I said, I can't put my finger. Would you stop saying you can't put your finger on shit? Stop it. Stop it. You're figuring out things. You can't do it. Yes.

And Robin said that your personality is different. She goes, well, I think the difference is that I'm confident both physically and intellectually this year. She goes, oh, so you weren't confident last year with nobody? And she's like, no woman at this table, two months postpartum is where she was right before the pregnancy. Of course I had insecurities and Wendy's like I can be a professor and a commentator and I can do I can booty do booty popping twerk you know and Karen says when they don't defend your decision to do something for yourself we should be able to do that among this table of girlfriends. I should be able to show

that my pubic hair if I want to. It's like, oh, Karen. Okay. Well, let's let's, okay. I appreciate the example of, no one here is helping points get across, basically, right? You've got Mia and Karen. So just I was like, well, what caught me here is you're kind of coming from me as neck and you know, me as more in your face than I've, and it's more your behavior is more in the face than I've seen from you in the past. And then we see a clip of Zenwen being like, I am Zenwen and I have time. Mee-oh, TikTok, Mee-oh. Yeah, I suspect this was like sort of approaching or dabbling in very lightly. Some of the respectability politics that we learned about last season, so I was like, uh-oh, this is not going to go well. So Mia's like, I still don't know why we're even arguing.

And Wendy says that was me reacting to a accumulation of dates that day Unfortunately, though since accumulation does not begin with the w it made less sense because I wasn't able to say Womalation Wendy so now I think it makes sense. I've Explained it all out So to sell it's like well she's trying to ask things So then Wendy's like any more questions and a scholar's like well, I actually have a question Since to cells asking so many questions. I have some for her. So as far as you're insignificant, other goes to someone's like,

I would not discuss that in front of trolls. But when we're separate, I will answer that question. And when he's like, well, that's not fair. My pubic hair, who wants to see my pubic hair? It is my right. Cowan, we've moved along, okay, Cowen? It is totally fair. I will not discuss it in front of troll doll Karen. She's like,

Repansol, Repansol! Let down your pubic hair, Tommy! Karen! Ugh. Karen goes, Please do not speak of me as a lie. I like your life as a lie, okay? You want to have your opinion ends

and you'll say about all your lies, but when we question you about your life, you are very defensive and then you attack. Mm, oh, I'm sorry, I got some pubic hair on my teeth. Yeah, girls, that is not true Karen, nah. And when it goes, well, you are kind of defensive. And she's like, Karen, you are a liar, you are a trolla. And Karen's like, just tell you are a lion, a stalker.

I live rent-free in your brain. Which is good because they have a bad habit of not paying. You're right, it works out of muvines deal. So we're not behind on rent, we actually live rent-free. That's all. Just all the same. But since that's also a thing that people say all the time, just I was like, oh, she's like, but since that's also like, you know, a thing that people say all the time, just I was like, oh, she's like, Karen, nah, I give that back to whoever gave that

to you. It's like, Karen's like, ready internet. I was like, oh, this is a thing that people say now. Brent free. So Robyn's like, but Wendy, I do want to say that you were dropped at gorgeous before. I just don't want your changes to affect you. And Wendy's like, okay, well great, I guess I'll just wear a sweater now

because you guys made me feel great, thanks. And just like, can't I ask, if I can't even ask you, that's a problem, ma. Yet, here we are again, which is all my answering questions. I'm not saying, didn't just literally just, like, turn down, yeah, a scholars question. So, but you know what, just for you.

I love that slipperyness. I thought to me, that is like so entertaining as watching her be legitimately deeply hypocritical. And just do it. She just does it. Yeah. I love that. So it's another go back to the houses. And there's like some brushing of the teeth, et cetera. And Robin says, do you think Wendy's in her head right now? I think she's going to appear like she doesn't like, she doesn't mind, but it bothers her. So she's wondering whether or not like the comments that dinner are going to like

sort of like brew in Wendy's head. Yeah, and Wendy's like, meanwhile Wendy is like, well, prior to this, I thought my relationship, meanwhile, Wendy is like, well, why are there this? I thought my relationship with Juselle is good, but she says I have no substance. Juselle, my left implant has more substance than you. And then we get a close-up of, and ding on, yes. So then, day two, Candace is outside on the patio practicing her choreography on FaceTime. Yeah, she's doing some choreo.

And she tells us, I guess this is part of walking in your bad bitury, you have to work on vacation. I'm like, I think there are a lot of people who have to work on their vacation, unfortunately, and I like to think it makes us all bad bitches, but it's just, unfortunately, just the way of life. But I just like, I just, like, I'm just applauding yourself for being such a bad bitch for doing basic things. Doing something that no one else seems to do.

Like, I work, so I even work on vacation. It's like, yeah, it's just basic thing, basic things applies. Like, wow, look at me. I'm so proud to be a bad ass bitch. I'm eating lunch Wow congrats. I checked my email Yeah And so then we get the media calling Gordon and she's like oh my god I was doing emails this morning Gordon like even on being patient lady

I don't know who you're trying to kid here, but we saw you last week walking to that office, not know how anything worked. And the only thing you contributed was moving pamphlets to the center of the table. Please just stop. And she says, if I don't make a change and start and starting being more conscience of being around my children to be present that they can grow up and say, you know, I'm just like worrying that they're going to grow up and say mommy was always working. I don't want that on my conscious, okay? Gosh, I nearly got a sleep and get unconscious.

So speaking of Robin is snoring in her room. That's the shot that you've Robin. And so then the cottage people are ready to leave Wendy and Karen are doing model walks in the hall because they're best friends now And so Karen's like that was enough being fabulous together bestie now. How to sleep Care starts giving her that talk like time to cry. I'm gonna pretend to like you deeply for a moment Yeah, and when he didn't sleep well because she missed her children and Karen's wearing red so she goes well, I thought I'd celebrate J.L. J.L.s. failed cool attempt and she likes her shows off her dress a little bit She's I noticed that you're a little more conservative today. You're going to a pool. If you're dressing more conservative for her, go change your clothes.

I'll tell you who's gonna win. Bikini tops and communism because of cool attempt fail. And Wendy is like, well, I have clothes. Don't worry. I have them in my bag. I just want to wear them to lunch. And she's like, well, I want to say you did not deserve that long, quite stunning, which was in my opinion and

Attack by a troll you're a beautiful woman and just Alan has been wiggling her fat vagina at us for years So she what I'm saying is she does what you do when be so fat the China wiggler so you go on Wiggle that fat vagina Wiggling that fat vagina There was also on fire and also went to sing sing. So, uh, and also at the Hampton University. So Wendy was like, I thought that Jazeal was sort of like a big sister for me. And then she told me, you have substance. And so this year you basically don't, you know, and so I'm just like like I'm gonna cry right now, you know You being Wendy, you being Wendy

What you say good here you couldn't hear a thing now you listen to me my sister You can cry now, but don't you give her that don't you dare and if you want to do it do it now It's only when women are insecure that they tear down another sister, just like Jazew with all her failed businesses and failed marriages and general unhappiness also that she went to Hampton University. Otherwise, it's going to be so much better. She's overmapped in university and she's got a fat vagina. But only in Sikil woman did another woman.

Oh gosh, this show. That brings us to ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, Karen has, has, is taking Wendy on her wing in this like very faux way. Karen is talking about women, lifting up other women. One, she literally shunned Wendy last season and they sort of done boards together and she apparently she didn't know her. And now she's talking about how she loves to lift up women. It is just so perfect. Oh, it was great because on Watch Your Happens Live, they were asking Wendy about this. And she said, you know, I really love it that the two people who have the most to say about

what a good marriage is don't have good marriages. That's weird. Yeah, so Wendy had a great week. She did. She did. Such a good show. Thank you everyone for listening and for watching and to the few people who watched us live. Hi guys, thanks for watching. I hope you enjoyed it. And are gonna be back on our next episode to talk about the Shaws of Sunset Season finale. Oh baby Shaws! Shaws! Bye everybody!

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