Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Sip and See You In Court

Episode Date: October 20, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy holds a sip and see for her daughter while Candiace moves forward with pressing charges against Monique. But no one is more stressed than the deer scampering around Karen's neighborhood. Must be hard living close to such a vaunted PUBLIC FIGURE.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, today is the real housewives of Putzomi. It was a very scary episode. Don't really remember why, but I do remember a group of dough running like crazy in this episode. During the year and raised talks. They were just not enough. They were actually bucks. You know that because they had the antlers, because doughs don't have antlers. But I'm sure there were some doughs that were also running around that we just didn't see,

because the bucks were of course stealing the spotlight. Classic men, classic male deer stealing the spotlight from the do's they just can't handle Karen being a public figure now hmm you know like we don't want to be around that public figure she's making us look small and needy run back run look at that public figure walking down the suburban road in her in her. That's a public figure. We can't be near it.

Run, buck, run. Public figure. So we open it when these house. And the kids are like, remember when your water broke, mommy? Oh my God, I'm so glad I don't remember when my mother's water broke. I'm sure it smelled like fronzea. It's like clean up an aisle six. You're like, oh, did someone drop the sangria, the bottle sangria?

No, just I'm sure when my sister came out, you had to press like a little plastic spout. And she just kind of goop down the. That's an image. I came out with like a mental Benz moon hedges. So 70 So. 70's. Ah, yes. So Wendy is, so she's, she's just reminiscing about how she's, when she had her baby girl Cameron and they're going to be having a siphoncy and she wants to invite women to be there. And the women that she wants to have at our siphoncy are the women that she wants Cameron to be when she's older.

So I have no idea why the show is actually filming this because it seems sort of, it seems to be at odds with what her goals are for the sippincy, but okay. Okay, so I've invited Dolly Parton, Michelle Obama, and Bett Midler. Okay, that's it. I'm inviting Annie Lennox, Linda Fiorentino,

Diane Weist, Meg Tillie, all the women who were in Baltimore. The Tillie, yes, the Tillie. I'll trace you all in. Both the Tillies, I'll have both the Tillies. Edie Falco, she was technically in that. Yeah, all of them. I'm sure there's some on missing, Beto.

Jennifer Aniston, not because I admire her so much, just because I have to know if she really talks like that or if it's fake. And also I have to ask her if she really uses a Veno because I'm not buying it, Jennifer. I'm not buying it. I don't want her hawking smart water. You know, she'd be up at the sipping sea and say, well, as long as you're sipping, have some smart water. No, Jennifer Aniston, this is not your event. But I would invite Reese with her spoon. Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's new of you know commercial where she's like, oh my god, you're just an average person. Is this really moisturizing for you? I'm like, fuck off Jennifer Aniston.

You're poor. Do you have crocodile skin? That is what it's like. Wow. Okay. so they're talking about the sippin' seat. Now, girl, I don't know if it's just Texas, but every sippin' seat I've been to is terrifying. It's a bunch of drunk-ass people passing around, you're a little newborn sack of goo. Don't do that. It's not very crumbly.

So that's a good idea. Yeah, I have never thought like the idea of sippin' seats mainly because I just don't like babies. I'm sorry, I just don't like them. I don't like holding babies. I don't like the idea of like having to hold a baby and pretend like I care that much. It's like send me a photo and that'll be and one one photo and cap it off at the one photo and I'm fine. I love a baby. You know, I love it and especially when I'm drunk, because you know, you talk to the baby and then oh, it's a bad love of a sippincy,

but they're terrifying. As a responsible parent, I say, stop sippincy, they're dangerous. Well, I feel like especially, if you're having a sippincy during a pandemic, then you really are like, you really should, like the only thing, I don't know what's worse, a sippincy or a gender reveal, gender reveal is worse. I mean, what am I even saying? Gender reveals the worst, gender reveals don't know what's worse. A Cip and C or a gender reveal, gender reveals worse.

I mean, what am I even saying? Gender reveals the worst, gender reveals actually start far as fires. And, you know, but I just don't like a Cip and C. What can I say? I just don't like one. Well, you know what, half do you're allowed? So they are talking about Eddie's family

because they haven't spoken to Eddie's family still. And he's like, well, I guess I'll invite them, but I doubt they're gonna come. And then Wendy tells us how their moms are both pillars in the Nigerian community. And his mom was just intimidated by her mom. So it's like a mom's life. I'm sure Eddie's mom loved seeing that on TV

about how she was so intimidated by Wendy's mom. Yeah, that's a real way to heal them. Yeah, I think someone from his family went to the blogs this week, this past week. And they were saying, you know, Wendy and Eddie are trash and they are terrible with money and they owe all this money and blah, blah, blah. But it's like, well, yeah, I mean, she has four degrees. I mean, that's right. It's constant debt.

Like, you're really gonna shame somebody for being too educated, really? It was literally the most idiotic article I can. I can't even believe anyone even printed it. It was like, she had student debt. It's like, yeah, welcome to like 95% of America. It feels like, I don't know how what the stats are. Student debt is not a scandal.

Student debt's not even news. Like, wow, so debt, honestly honestly debt is really not a news. People have debt. Like, people have monthly debt. They have yearly debt, some have like lots of debt, but like student debt, relax. Relax at his family and whatever blog post of that. Yeah, education, shameer.

I'm sad that he even read that article. Me too, but you know what, that's a weekend when you love Bravo. You just read any kind of shit they put out there. I've read so much trash this week. Seriously. It's like, I read something about Robin Dixon making crumbs with her scone.

Like, Robin Dixon was spotted leaving crumbs for pigeons with her scone. Okay, so then we go to Ashley and Michael going to a very deep and important marriage counselor visit, I guess, or that may have been held at an airport. I think I noticed that when they were waiting outside, there was a big sign that said business lounge. I'm like, are they at Dallas? Yeah, they're just getting there, they're just getting screened.

They're just waiting to go through the X-ray. Yeah, so this is Dr. Donna Schwarz, and she's here to get to the bottom of this. So she's like, so Michael, have you had counseling before? He's like, yes, yes, I have. I was canceled by a stripper at the MGM casino and I feel like I learned a lot I was cancelled that I'm a very handsome fellow And I would be even more handsome if I put a $20 bill between two boobies, which I did Thank you very she's like could you please put your hands up Michael over your head? Spread your legs new way to part. Okay. Yeah, you have a track or up your butthole

I'm just did you know about that? Because it's gonna be hard to let you through here We should actually speak about holes in Michael. We one of the big things that broke over the past week So now this is good gossip This is amazing because it was right under our noses for years Someone was I want to say a listener, but it may not be a listener. I think it was a listener, but a listener, a sister at least, was watching from season one, Potomac. And it was just watching. It was a party scene. I think it was the same party where Michael

groped Andrew's butt. And there's just a scene happening. And this viewer, this person saw in the background, blurred out, not blurred out, but like blurred out because it's out of focus because in the background. Michael going up to what looks like a production member and just grabbing the guy by the ass. And it's like blatant, it's right there. And it's always been there. And everyone's been going nuts about it. And it was so deeply satisfying to watch it, to have like really, really just great video evidence of Michael grabbing an S and just like, he's like great.

And push about it. Yeah, so that one on Reddit. I think it was on Reddit. And yeah, it's like Michael running up behind him and grabbing his ass and the guy, you know, jumping up and Michael like laughing, like, oh, gotcha, boom. So, you know, there it is. Everybody, yeah, itcha, boom. So, you know. There it is. Everybody, yeah.

It's out there. Shocking. So, Donna Schwartz is like, so what's your agenda today coming in here? And as she's like, well, he happened in discretion. No, he did not have any discretion. He cheated on your ass with a stripper at some hotel, okay? Can we not, can we not, can we not

with the discretion talk? Yeah. I don't need you to upsell this some hotel, okay? Can we not, can we not, can we not with the discretion talk? Okay. I don't need you to upsell this to me, okay? He cheated on your ass. Again. So exactly. Some things about our lifestyle are non-traditional. I'm like, what, you don't want a Christmas tree?

The you married golem, is that what it is? I don't know. Stop upselling your shitty life, okay? You say this low down dirty mother fucker cheated on me and he's only supposed to cheat on me in front of me. Okay, that's how you say it. And she says she's worried about that this will happen again and it's just something that she doesn't want him to do anymore and so he goes, well, what you're saying is the baby created restrictions and by the way way, he says, baby, a lot in this scene. And every time he says that I laugh, he's like, what you're saying is the baby created restrictions. And that way over to him. And I add to you, because we do have a baby. And you feel differently,

because the baby, and I'm not saying that I blame the baby, but I am pointing out that because the baby, I have different sex life now baby baby baby baby It's all because of the baby like he gets pulled over and he'll be like I have a baby officer Yeah, I think what he's saying is you wanted a baby. I did not want a baby I gave you a baby and now you're mad and I can't do anything because you have a stupid baby And we can't have sex with other people because now you say babies change you and that it's not fair. And you can see under lying.

That's his underlying argument. He's like flirting. He's like flirting with the idea of blaming the baby. He's sort of like suggesting it, but he doesn't want to be that guy that blames the baby because who should blame the baby? to be that guy that blames the baby, because who should blame the baby? But yeah, you can tell he's like really, I think he wants the therapist to say, in many ways it seems like this baby has changed everything. Should he say it? Not me.

I didn't blame the baby. Dr. Donald did. Yeah, he was like a little kid screaming in the mall and you finally just buy them something because they're screaming so much and then they They just want more shit. Yeah, like you can't just keep asking for stuff. No, I'm sorry. You can't just so go fuck people Michael You can't exactly and so Ash is like well, I have changed I've changed so much since the baby right since the baby right Let the court let the court know that she's changed since the baby has the baby on me can you believe that she said Michael will you change the baby and I said haven't you changed enough bye bye so the doctors like so could you tell me Michael I just want to understand

why did this happen could you explain it and he's like And as I start watering in that I'm about to lie Well lots of reasons we could go back to my father and what he did to the family and things going on with me because of where we are now Baby baby, you know what you push out a baby and then the baby pushes me out The air works doctor Donna Baby, you know what you push out a baby and then the baby pushes me out The outward stock to Tomah You know when I saw that movie look who's talking I was surprised to find that only what one butt chick was on the seat I was already getting pushed out All right Listen, I need you to be on my side

So I'm gonna remind you of that time Kirstie Ali was in a movie about a baby pushing me out. All right. So there. Are you on my side yet? Every time I listen to baby baby by any grant, I actually fall out of my chair. I get fully pushed off my chair. Guess what? I will put baby in a corner, Jennifer Gray. And I don't want to hear any lip from you. All right. Did you know that even though baby baby Miami grant is terrible, TLC actually added a third baby to it and I have a song called baby baby baby on me and really, I mean, what am I

even here on this world? So he blames his dad. You know, this is classic. Like you just go in, you're like, my dad was me to be. And she's like, so does that make you feel overwhelmed and misunderstood Michael he's like well what it makes me feel is it all in complete isolation and and she's like wow wow look at him opening up oh my god complete isolation Michael well done okay everything's fixed everyone should like my husband

again he was sensitive right now. I just want to point out that I, Dr. Donna Schwartz, look exactly like a lease in Bobber from Real Housewives of New York merged together. I'm every single friend of from the Real Housewives of New York. I'm every friend of. it's all in me. I'm every friend of. Anything you want analyzed, baby? I do it with my therapy degree. So she's like, so Ashley, you look surprised

that Michael just said he feels isolated. She's like, yeah, I've never heard that. Wow, look at him opening up. Is there a trophy somewhere? And he's like, yeah, because more issues are mod problem and then one can solve them but me. Mike, your issue is your issues, fucking strippers from hotels, Michael, okay?

Yeah. There's no deep meaning. There's nothing you can solve about your father is gonna make you stop fucking hook or strippers rather in hotels. Yeah, well, he has has a whole sort of monologue that seems very, you know, well, where her earth is like, well, you know,

what my father focused on one child, me, to the point of severe emotional distress, and what that did, the person you care for unconditionally when things aren't good, I go into my little shell, and then I do things from time to time that I shouldn't do like masturbate in my shell. Masturbate in my shell hotel. Okay, so here's the thing.

I was confused about what he was saying here. Your father focused on you the most. So is that good or bad? Well, I think what he didn't say here, but what Ashley says later is that the dad was basically an alcoholic and would become a surly, burly, awful drunk and then just be like, yeah, he would be like, in the beginning of the night,

he'd be like, oh, Michael, what a lovely little child. Hey, I see you grabbing your teddy bears, I ask, what a good little boy. And then at the end, I was like, he's stupid little boy. Hey, I see you grabbing your teddy bears ass. What a good little boy. And then the other night I was like, he's stupid little boy. You prayed restrictions for me and your mom. That's what you did, you stupid little boy. Okay, okay.

Something like that. I'm assuming it's very Prince of Tides. And so she's like, well, I just need to feel like someone cares about me. That's all. And she's like, well, Mike, you know, what can we do to help? Help you feel like someone cares about me. That's all. And she's like, well, Mike, you know, what can we do to help? Help you feel that someone cares about you. He's like, well, I need help to stop at that point where it happens.

Like, okay, so do we follow you around and just like wait until you get a boner and just start flicking it, you know, like finger flick it, like, no, I said, no. It needs to change before you get a boner in a strip of Michael. Yeah, because the therapist is basically like, Donna's basically like, you realize if you need, if you're saying that you need to feel like someone cares, it could support you, you realize that's what your wife

is here for. And yeah, when he says like, well, I need help to stop that from happening. And as she's like, well, how do we know that's about to happen? You don't tell me these things. And he's like, well, I need to work with you. I'm like, okay, Jack Taylor. This is like such a bullshit thing where it's like, well, I, I, like,

by me declaring that I'm going to start taking action on something, I'm therefore healed. No, you're not. Yeah. And he says we should work on that. Like, oh, okay. We need to work on that. So I need to start, you need to start communicating

with me better so I can communicate to you better when I'm about to cheat on you. It's like, shut up, okay? Shut up with that. And the doctor's like, great job. No, it wasn't a great job. This whole scene was extremely infuriating. And then just all tweeted,

really love seeing vulnerability, yeah, from Michael La. What? I mean, you can't trust Jacelle. I mean, because the very next scene is her face timing, Jamal of all people. In front of a Mackenzie child candle. I mean, I'm not. I can't.

It's like, it's like tacky background with a tacky man. I'm not gonna do this. Yes, two hopeless scenes in a row. J just all showing off her purple wall to Jamal. Purple wall, purple wall. Commercials, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday's parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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animals so thanks for the a Chronologically out of the thank you for listening to all planet. It was Ben Mandelco. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page about when those funds were born and the lies that Bravo was trying to promote. Doe used to have their season. Unfortunately, the Doe population has gone down by 70% caused by a global climate change due to Michael's cheating. That dough is in my head. It sounds like you're doing Rob from Belodic Med. That is kind of how it sounds. I've been watching our planet. It's horrifying. You know what's horrifying nature, okay?

Nature is horrifying. I'm terrible. It's a baby seal get eaten the other day, okay? I was like, oh, I'm gonna show this to my nieces. This is amazing. So I showed it to my nieces and it's like the first thing is a baby seal getting eaten by a polar bear. They're like, thanks, Uncle. This is really fun. Circle of life, okay? Just deal with it. So, Fonds, not being eaten by predators, just standing there, just living their life. And then we see Wendy on the phone with Ashley inviting her to the siphoncy.

And then Wendy says she's not inviting Monique because the other ladies don't want to really be around her. Also, probably because Monique is in the, is it like the penalty box with Bravo at the moment. So, so no Monique this entire episode in fact. Yeah, she's out of here. So she's inviting everybody to the event. Yeah. And then Ray brings Karen into the 4a of their house. The most inevitable scene to happen in Karen's house is Raid bringing two strange and creepy Halloween statues or whatever they are figurines figures.

Karen was on Karen tweeted at Dave Quinn our friend Dave because he tweeted something about them and she's like yes Yeah, well, those two have been with us for Halloween for many, many years, many, many years at Wee-Nah-Nah-Man. I like the idea that those two strange, like, hotel Transylvania creatures actually have been with Ray and Karen all this time. You get Ed Wee-Nah and I'll get Edgar. All right, Ray.

Well, what did we miss here Ray? Moving from place to place. You know what some weird picture of Dorian Gray shit, right? Like that's what actually Karen, that's what Karen and Ray really look like. Yeah, they're really young. They're really young, pretty like department store mannequins that they just suck the life out of here by year.

Yeah, but they do it to like just look middle age or for a rate of look like he's 70. It's not, they don't like actually look like they're just like young and beautiful. They're just, you know. It's like a nice facial. It's like a low, it's like a low, low, it's like a picture of Dorian Gray

with not a lot of ambition. Yeah, it's like a low bar. I want a low bar. This is a low bar. I want a low bar Dorian. This is a low bar. I want a total middle age. I just want to make sure I've had my nutrients for the day. And we just reminded me to take my vitamins, Ray.

Oh, God. So, yeah, so basically Ray holds these two, during the medley type Halloween decorations into the, into the foyer, and then Karen comes down on the, onto the balcony and is like, Ray! Ray! Can you please unblock it, we not her man? The two distracting, Ray! And Edgar saw you don't pay enough attention to me. I am a public figure. Put your back something candy. So they go for a little walk and she's like well Ray that trip I

took was everything Ray. It was I realized it was my foundation and I would not be the foundation. I would not be the foundation. I would not be the Karen I am. Without the foundation and a hard work of my family before me, Ray. And if it weren't for that very special romantic date I had with Michael Jackson on his stage, I don't know if I would be here at this moment. And Ray's like, well, you know, you know the good the bad and the ugly Makes you appreciate what you have look excuse you could you not go after the wooden farm

Ray how about that? Yeah, how about you be signed here to that farm and she's like yes, you know The disconnect we had Ray with you not being able to say your in love with me Ray Remember that rollercliff Look at that buck look how alarm that buck is he sees a man who can say I love you to his wife very alarming for a buck Even that buck had to go sit on a rented Bentley for a while to get some self confidence back, Ray Anyway, I know I'm not the same woman that you married, but I am experiencing some success. I put a fragrance in a bottle and that's a lot of success and I'm a public figure now.

So public figure speaking, why are all the bucks running away now? He's like yes and we worked very hard for those goals and she goes oh you worked hard too right? He's like yes I did work very hard for that, you know? Who do you think built the house for you to have a big enough has to be a real housewife in the first place? You know, who's had to deal with you being on camera all these years and dealing with a fallout and the Twitter and the blogs and everything else. He said, who doesn't get to live in Florida right now? His name is Rick. TheAN. N-G-

Man. Oh, what? I thought we were seeing the candy man, lyrics. Who is the man who built a house to live in the candy man? That's him. Uh, so she's like, well, Ray, I'm grasping for straws here. They'll disconnect the business woman, and I'm becoming the parent public personality I'm becoming.

Are those things intimidating to Ray because I'm a public figure and you're a sad little man talking to a mannequin and a foyeray. Ray. She keeps saying, she keeps saying, well, there's disconnect. We are experiencing, like, she keeps saying it over and over again, but he doesn't actually just cosine. He's like, I'm not going to say that I'm experiencing a disconnect.

I'm feeling pretty much connected to the same person I always have been. Well, you're the one with the same thing. She's trying to look for some deep reason that they're disconnected. Like she wants it to be some deep reason for him to say, yes, I'm jealous. I wanna be Karen.

You know, I wanna be as fabulous as you and I'm not. I'm lonely. He's not saying that. He's saying like, I want dinner. Yeah. I want you to make me dinner again. Race pretty simple. Yeah, he's like, well, you're just not giving me the attention.

I deserve probably. Oh, do you think saying that I'm in, and not saying, maybe I'm in love with you is gonna give you the attention that you want? Because that, I suppose I can see that's giving a disconnect that we're experiencing a disconnect between public figure and non-public figure. And he's like, well, do you think this famed fortune is gone to your head? And she's like,

Well, I'm proud of who I am. But I don't forget where I am. And don't you forget it either. I have international touring cone from my farm, right? Listen, I just want to get to a happy place and you can't be stubborn and suck in your own ways when you're a public figure, you have to be adaptable and that's something that I've learned and I'm proud of, I'm proud to be a public figure, but I'll always remember who's shoulder-eye stand on, note that I did not say shoulders, because I only stand on one shoulder, one foot on the ground, another another on the shoulder I have an incredible leg span I'd like to thank Edgar for letting me stand on his shoulder so nothing was solved on this walk like zero

was solved on this walk like okay so you guys still it's like the simplest fight in the world and you guys refused to come back for this fight. True, but the deer are like going nuts. At this point they're actually a whole like running around in circles and like they're all rapid and bonkers. Oh wow, the deer are fighting. Well, somebody needs to be out here fighting for somebody. You know what I'm saying, right? Go fight with the deer.

That's what I'm saying. Go fight with the buck. You see that one buck is just so famous that the other buck is upset about it. He's like that one buck just wants dinner. Do you think that that one buck is a nephew and the other one is an uncle buck? Do you think that? Right. So then we go over to John Candy Comedy.

We go over to Candice. He's on the phone with her mom in her car and she's on the way to the courthouse to file charges against Monique. Don't, don't, don't. And Candace is like, how did we get here? Where I have to give testimony to a prosecutor, I'm like, well, because you decided to press charges over the steep and fight.

That's how you got here. Yeah, I would tell you how we got here, but they're going to show the clip of it about 20 times. OK. Dorothy's like, we had never had anything like this in our lives, except for the time when I beat you in the face of my pocketbook. So then Candace is like, I was left with no choice, but to file criminal charges because you can't just physically

attack someone, and there be no consequences. Now, I agree. You can't just physically attack someone and there be no consequences. Now I agree, you can't just physically attack people. We've all agreed. I think everyone's pretty much on the same page about this. Moni can't just go, what's she it was wrong? She did what was wrong. But you know, you can still have consequences that are not legal, that are not like, do not involve the legal system. The consequence is that she's probably probably not coming in a few episodes and she could be Doc's pay. Like I think that's like a pretty good consequence, like a solid consequence for that.

I mean, her just like crying, like I have no idea why I have done nothing, nothing. It's like okay, this is starting to wear a little thin. Like I'd say pretty much, not everybody, but I would say the majority of people are on your side for obvious reasons. You can't just hit somebody. Okay, like we're all there, but enough with you.

Look at that. But enough with you. I know, because this is, yes. So now she's, so she's like sitting there saying how like, you know, this has been really hard and she's really appreciating how much her mom has supported her, which is fine. And then, uh, but so she's talking about this.

She's first of all, she's holding her phone with her, like, uh, like her Google maps for how to get to the courthouse. And then of course, as she's talking about this, like, how do we get to this place? She's like, oh my god, this has been really hard. And then she starts to cry. Like, oh God, you're crying, that you're doing the cry now.

When you're the one who's about to like file charges, again, someone has sent them possibly to jail for due to five years, and you're the one that's crying. And now she has it, in one hand, she has the tissue square. And then she sort of has like the, the phone sort of cradled in her hand slash lap.

I'm like, someone's gonna get killed right now in this highway. Put that tissue square away, you don't need it. She's gonna show up next season limping. Like, oh, remember that time in the barn? Oh, my leg. Oh. Look at enough with you.

So then we go to Robin's house and she's a pucking bird. Okay, remember last week when I was like, who wears leopard print hats with whatever else you was wearing Apparently she's selling those. Yeah, they're $10,000 selling It's my heart. It's my hat line. Uh-huh, and you know, it's really cool. So she's finally enough. It's also your tax forms that's also your tax forms. So that's what I was gonna say.

So yeah, so she's making hats and her kids are helping her. And it's like high jinks and Robyn's like, well, you know, I'm just gonna focus on this instead of getting a house and getting married. Oh, go to city hall, please stop this with you're not gonna, you're still not gonna get married. Robyn, it's season five. It's season five

How much more of this can we take just go to city hall for Christ sake? Yeah, and why aren't you flipping another house? so now we go over to Nikoletta Italian kitchen. I don't know why I felt like writing down the entire business's name, but I did and I did too We just must have really liked their signage. You never know when a restaurant's going to be come like housewives famous, you know, like if something really good's going to happen there. It's like, I need to know that this is Niko Netta. So she's walking with her phone like she's playing with that.

What is that game where you have to look at your phone to find where the little things are hidden, the little cartoon things are hidden? Pokemon. Yeah, she's holding her phone out like she's playing Pokemon. I hate when people hold their phone like that It's like extending your whole arm with your phone out like we get it. Congratulations So she's so she comes she enters this restaurant and she meets up with like her gay friend and she's like cliffy I call on my nurse. We've been friends ever since I arrived at Howard University and to this day if I need a positive view I can just positive vibe I can just go to Cliff and like talk about all about me and not ask him any Questions about him. I just love him for that. I know because you know that he does not say the same thing about her.

He's never, Cliff has never once said in his life, you know, when I just need a positive vibe, I call Candace. He's more like, well, I'm lonely right now. So all my other friends call my gigantic hat stupid. So I guess I'll go have lunch with Candace today. Lunch is apparently on stupid, so I guess I'll go have lunch with Candace today. Lunch is apparently on her, so I guess I'll go and it'll be I'll be on TV, which will be fun for my mom. So he's like, so how are you? And it's like, DONG! BONG!

The music's super dramatic, and then we see flashes of this terrible fight that will traumatize Gathers till the end of her days. And she's like, well, today I went to the courthouse to officially give my statement and they asked me if I wanted Monique to get gel time. And I said, I want this to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Great, great use of the legal system. So, so Candace is like, you don't attack someone and expect it not to have consequences. Like, there are already many consequences for Monique, okay? And she's like, I wake up in a panic. I have posted it's up all across my walls. I'd say, you're okay. You're okay. I'm like, okay. All right, listen, I can't, I'm not here to

discredit anyone's trauma because trauma's trauma and who am I to say that she doesn't have real trauma? But that being said, Candace does have a history of being very over the top about every single thing. And the fact that she has put it in the same way I'm being like, you're okay, Candace, you're okay. I actually believe this. I have no problem calling someone's trauma stupid

and your trauma is stupid, okay? You wanna see trauma watch full metal jacket, okay? That's trauma stupid and your trauma is stupid, okay? You want to see trauma watch full metal jacket, okay? That's trauma. Yeah, I mean, I just like her post-its, I feel like those posts were originally left by Dorothy. So that way, every time Candace says, you know what? I'm really feeling myself. I'm great.

And then the post-its says, you're okay. You're okay. And she's now taking those posts and made it, she's reclaimed them. You know? She's positively repurposed to those posts, didn't it? You're okay, Candace. Your hair was pulled.

She just learns how to take her trial. That would actually be a good character quality though of her. If she just took bad things and made them good things, you know, she's like, you know, my mother really loves and supports me. And when she feels that I need extra support, she paths my face with leather. I also like the idea that Candice is too lazy to take down her mother's pacific recipe post.

It's just like her mom is just nagging her all over the apartment. And it just doesn't take the post notes down. So Chris, she's saying, you know, I wake up every morning in a panic. And he's like, oh, come on now. And the tissue square comes out. He's like, you're bigger than this. You're stronger than this. Okay.

Gosh, darn it. People like you. All right. and the tissue square comes out. He's like, you're bigger than this. You're stronger than this, okay? Gosh, darn it, people like you, all right? I mean, you were great before you, you were somebody great before you started this journey and she's like, well, but it's also about the social media bullying. And I can't believe how she's being this. Have you ever read your own Twitter?

You're terrible. I can't even believe you have a gay person that's willing to sit and have lunch with you. I know Didn't she call what she called didn't she call Ashley Roach or something like that? She has been just as nasty like Viewers that she'll be like you paycheck to paycheck roads. What do you have to say? She's abusive and terrible on her Twitter Yeah, that's it. She's not terrible. She's okay. So but the thing Rubble. She's not terrible. She's okay. So but the thing And yeah, so she's doing those whole bullshit thing. She's crying into her ears and I'm not crying She is crying into her ear. It was probably what if she was crying into her ears now that would be amazing

She says tears that go sideways Like she's in the fan But yeah, she's like oh, yeah, it's not, Monique is not remorseful. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So Cliff is basically asking if everyone's on Candace the Side. She's like, yes, but in an unlikely turn of events, Wendy Giselle and Robin have been really supportive, but Karen is airing on the side of caution. Like, you're not sure, really?

And she's like, well, I don't know if I feel the full weight of Karen's support and that is really bothersome. Oh my god, I feel like we have to say this. My mental state is not considered. Yeah, we have to say we have to say this 10 times a recap. It is not okay to hit somebody or to try and pull their hair or to pull their hair. Actually pulled their hair, actually pull their hair. But you're making it rough, Candace. You're making it rough.

Just keep up, keep it up. I believe that that was a very scary experience for Scandace, and I believe that it was like horrifying. And I do believe that there was probably was like some PTSD of some amount, but like, she is also really like leaning into this ability to be like oh She's not remorseful. Do you see that she's bullying me on social media? I mean like you said she's making it tough making it tough for us to be on her side

We're there we're on her side oddly enough, but she's making it tough real tough Welcome to sandy spring where we pass out hugs and naps to all of our text being citizens. We're at Sandy Spring. I don't know what that is, but it sounds amazing. So Wedi and Wedi and Andy, and Andy is checking out the venue, checking out of any for their sip and see, and it's a museum because she wants her child to be cultured. Yeah, so they went to Sandy Spring and Eddie's gonna invite his family to the sipancy

because his son was like, well I haven't met grandpa basically and he feels bad. And Wendy's like, yeah, I support you reuniting. So he texts his mom, he's like, mother, you're cordially invited to a sippincy. I'm sure that's really gonna do it. I'm sure that she's gonna come running over after she receives that text.

Yeah, I can't imagine that's horrible. So they agree. I mean, really, lady. Really, lady. We'll get to you, lady. I'm sure you'll be able to show up next season, be on TV or whatever. Yeah.

So let's go see Uncle Lump. Uncle Lump, who is Ashley's sort of proxy father figure. So Ashley shows up at Uncle Lump's house with baby Dane. And then she goes in and then Sheila shows up. She surprises Ashley and she's got an eye patch So there's all sorts of stuff happening this episode. Yeah Ashley's mom got sick of asking Ashley and Michael for money. So she just started robbing other ships Yeah, she's back from the pirate ship she it seems like she has some sort of style or chalazion and she's like

Oh, yeah, it's oozing and terrible. So I put an eye patch on because I'm on TV. I'm not sure how this happened, but Ashley's mother's eye is the physical embodiment of a can't deceive. So there you go. So yeah, so she like grabs baby Dean. He's like, put me down, you crazy pirate. I'm a, I'm a, I follow the law. Where, where? Where, where? Hey, Bet you stopped trying to serve me long john silvers

and hand me over to long john milk bags over there. All right. Where, where, where, where? Let me tell you something, Paul is not the only one who wants a cracker way where So Ashley's like so how are things uncle? Not with your kids being gone and you being an empty nester now and he's like well, you know

Now we just go off in the day and we do our thing and then we come together later at night and We talk about our day Like wow and then we come together later at night and we talk about our day. I was like, wow, sounds pretty terrible. That sounds terrible to me. That sounds like my worst nightmare. Although Ray, I'm sure Ray got a boner listening to this scene. That's all I want, that's all I want Edgar. That's all he's ever wanted. Oh my god, there are two birds that are fighting outside my window.

They must have heard that they were talking about a public figure. Even if the pandemic recap, there's a lot of wildlife. I feel like you ever watched birds fighting in wonder, are they about to fuck? Like, I'm telling you, I'm sorry that I keep bringing up our planet, but I'm like, so obsessed with it right now. It's like my favorite shot TV. It's like a mystery. The best scenes are with the birds. The birds are crazy. They do all these dances for each other.

I mean, please just watch it and fast forward to you, see a bird. It's the funniest at you'll ever see. I mean, I'm just watching this one bird right now. This bird scared away the first bird. And now it's like, now it's just like just, it's acting like it's just sort of dancing around like, yeah, this is my little space right now.

Like no one's got, like I am like the shit right now. It is hopping, it is like, it's tail is up, it's like there's a little bit of water that it's sipping from. It's just like, it's just like, it's- It's not fuck around. There's a scene of how the birds are mating and these really pretty guy birds team up together and they practice a dance every day together. They all come together and they practice a dance every day together.

They all come together and they practice a dance on a branch. And then a lady five they have to clear the whole floor of leaves and stuff like that. And then a lady comes by and then they start doing the dance for her. They do. It's like a cartoon. They do a whole dance. And then the lady like chirps that she liked it. So it was successful. The guys like and it was successful and then the main bird jumps on Humps are real quick and flies away. They all just leave. They're like alright, did it. See you. Well I'll tell you while you were telling that story while that one bird was acting like it was

the shit. It was like well I'm a public figure now and you know like we know why this experience, this disconnect that we're experiencing. And then know, like, we know why this experience, this disconnect, that's where experiencing it. And then the other bird just was like, oh, you think you're the shit, just came by and doesn't attack. So again, and now they're going back at it. So it's basically like the real housewives out there. Okay.

So, um, mom and an eye patch, let me see where I am. Okay. So they're, um, they're talking about therapy. Michael, yeah, they talk about therapy. And. Yeah, they talk about therapy and she said, Wow, he opened up about his dad and then she tells a story about the dad being really nice and really loving. And then he would drink and start turning and yell at him and call him names. And she's like, it was really relieving for him to say that out loud, you know,

because he acts like he's too good to talk. He's too old to talk about his problems, but those really affect him. Okay. Yeah. Great. And we talk about him cheating on you now and how you're going to get that baby out of that situation. Exactly. Because Lompus like, well, you're a mother now and the focus isn't on him.

It's on Dean. So there's no excuse for what happened. And when you make those kind of mistakes, you know what you're doing, and you need to have more interest in your family than your penis. Yeah, and she's like, well I hope you don't think I'm being foolhardy. Who says that? I know.

Basically, you know that lump and chiller are both like, you're being foolhardy. Yeah, arg. And lump's like, well I want to see him because he's just hiding and he's got to show up and take some shit. Okay? That's the payment that he gets. And she was like, and I want to hear her, Michael's head is that? I'll tell you where my head is at. I've got a call at 130.

I'm just reviewing some documents. That's where my head's at. Just some documents to be reviewed for the call at 130. And she's like, arg! So then we go get ready. Everybody's getting ready for the si at 130. And she's like, arg! So then we go get ready, everybody's getting ready for the sip and see. And Wendy's kids are walking around the house in heel, in her high heels, and the baby's bows. It's so cute.

And Eddie still hasn't gotten a response from his family. And then we go to the event and guess who is first to show up. This is the most shocking thing to happen this season. It's Robin, guys. It's Robin. Robin. And she's wearing the same outfit that Lisa Rina and Erica Jane and almost Garsell wore on the psychic episode of Beverly Hills this past season.

Wow. Yes. Okay, so this is some other fun drama that happened on Instagram. Yeah. This is how it smells. It's great. There's a picture of all three of these housewives in this pink jacket, right? So someone put a picture of them and then a picture of the pink ladies from Grease

Under and we're like, oh, it's the pink ladies or whatever. And so Erica saw that and took it and put it on her own page. And was like, I love this. And then the girl who made the meme was like, oh, or a guy. I don't know if it was a girl or guy, sorry. But they were like, that's fine. Could you give me credit? She's like, oh, you didn't take this picture?

And she's like, yeah, I didn't take the picture, but I made the meme. And I really love you. I'm not trying to be mean. I just want you to credit me or whatever. I'm like, well, sorry, but you don't get credit because you didn't take the picture. So everybody's telling Erika, like you dumbass, you should credit somebody if you steal

their meme. Erica's like, is this the stand that Erica's going to make? I mean, it's just you could stand no matter what, but still she's going, she's acting like a total asshole. Erica, no one is saying that they took the picture They made the meme. Have you never heard of meme making? Yeah, I think the joke of the person give the person a tag tag for the meme maker Okay, well this is what's going on in profit this week, you know

Like that's the kind of political fight I can get into, you know? Yeah, you know Down with Erica, vote mean maker, vote mean maker, everybody Team mean maker So Robin is like the first month as you and you it's just like her and like two other people. And they're just sitting there. And then Wendy's on her way. And then in the car, she reads this headline that says, Monique charged with second degree assault.

So now the news is breaking that that Candace has actually gone and filed report like criminal, or criminal whatever accusations. Yes, and also people are mad online because Wendy was breastfeeding. Was she breastfeeding? I don't know, but she was bottle feeding in the back seat and the kid wasn't in a car seat.

So everyone's like, oh my God! People get really, really upset about car seats. Huge scandal online right now, guys. I mean, I'm not gonna weigh in on this one. I'm gonna get myself in trouble. I actually don't care, but I feel like I'll just, whatever side I take. Yeah, it's a controversy that we think,

like, well, who cares? But yeah, we'll get in trouble, but I don't really have to weigh in. Like, my opinion is you should be in a car seat, duh. But also, as I mentioned, I'm a child of the 70s, so I don't even know that we had car seats back. I think it was like tape, and not even like duct tape, just like Scotch tape, or just put you on the floor of the car.

You know, like a six pack of beer. I just say, do it raising Arizona style, put the baby on the roof and just drive. Is dunging that baby to the roof? Unless she's keeping it there, right? No, I don't know, I don't really have, I don't really have an angle on this one. is dunging that baby to the roof. And let's just keep it going. No, I don't know. I don't really have an angle on this one. I just am like, I know that whatever angle I decide

to take up just for the sake of argument, I will probably get someone mad. And it will be worth it just that way I can engage and have an opinion on something that I really don't care about. No. Down with Ben. That's how I get my down with Ben.

But yes, for me, Makers, and no, for the political team of Ben and Erica. No, I'm Ben. Okay. So, anyway, so people started to finally arrive and Jacelle's there and Karen is there, et cetera, and they start talking about the charges against Monique. And Jisela's like, well, I was intrigued because it said second degree salt. So I wanted to look it up

and it turns out that second degree salt is actually about a salt, not about salt that you put on your food. So I'm learning lots of things today. Yeah. Also that Jisela's kind of dressed like beautiful, dress like beautiful drop out. She's dressed like that number from Greece. She's wearing like a big pink kind of like hairdresser, you know, moomoo. Smok. Smok. Yes. Smok. Yeah. She just looks like she's in a just a big piece

of cloth. Like she just, it's like someone was like, I felt like two people were flapping a giant piece of cloth, like there were creating an ocean effect on a student play and she just went running through and then just wrapped around her and then she went directly to the sypherency. It's basically like every outfit I wear during lockdown, during coronal lockdown. So they start, they start talking about,

you know, the charges charges as you said and She's like second degree yeah, and Rob is like, yeah, did you Google second degree like what's the difference between first and second Degrees she's like oh my god, I don't even know why I'm laughing. Ah, it's not funny And cares like oh you need to stop and I'm getting water So she gets up and leaves. Yeah, she gets up and leaves and then we actually fall over over to the bar where she goes, can I trouble you for some water?

Why do we have to see that? And thank you for showing it to us. I know. As a public figure, I demand some water. Perry A would be fine, but I'm also good with Chris Fugazer. What have you have? Tap, tap. That's OK.

So let's see. So Robyn's like, oh, that's okay. So, um, let's see. So Robin's like, oh, I mean, I don't want to go to jail. So then everybody else starts arriving and they meet Wendy's mom and cares like, well, we hear you achieve. Unfortunately, that's not very public of a figure, but still respectable. You're welcome. Would you like me to hold your baby? of a figure but still respectable. You're welcome.

Would you like me to hold your baby? Hmm? And the mom is saying she's like, I am an Iom, a strong, Amazonic woman who has done a lot for their community. And always, I'm always have something to show for my hard work. Like, I have Wendy here.

She starts like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, look, this is my hard work has paid off because I have Wendy a Professor who will always be a professor because she's tenured and ten professors were always professors They'll never leave they'll never ever leave right Wendy And Wendy you know is freaking out because she hasn't told her mom yet and so Let's see

Everybody's just arrived. This is like, everybody's arriving. So I'm going through my notes, like I don't need to say that. Don't need to talk about care and complimenting someone's, you know, pink shirt or. Everything's great, everything's wonderful and exciting. It looks like a wonderful party. It also looks boiling hot in there

because everyone's sweating. So then they're doing the, I believe it was called the Hentai, Hentai ceremony. It could be wrong. And the Wendy is announcing that she's like, she's like, well, I wanted women here that have characteristics that I want my daughter to have. So of course, my mother is here and the mom's getting all choked up. Did you see the mom just like gesture at,

I've seen her husband to fan her. She's like, fan me, fan me. No, I love that. Now that's a relationship right there. Exactly. And then when he's like, and my sister Yvonne or Ivy also, and I just, you just know Candice was sitting there

being like, and I will thank you. I'll thank you ahead of time. Yes, I can sing Happy Birthday just for your child. Happy Birthday to you. Louis, I just comes in with like a Nigerian head dress on. Head wrap. Happy Birthday to Logan. I love that no matter what is happening Ashley has a corroded her head always. Yes, always. We get a couple of clips of Ashley, her favorite thing, the corona.

And then, you know, then there's dancing. And then when he's like, in the Nigerian culture, we spray you to celebrate you. And I was like, oh, no, because if we were watching Vanderpump rules, this would mean a very different thing. But here it's just throwing dollars. Yeah. Just, yeah, it was, it was, it was very, very, it looked like a super fun time. It did, but also I thought like who has ones? Like, could we move up to 20s? I mean, even the even people on the street don't ask for a dollar, then don't ask for change

or a dollar anymore. You say like, can I have $20? It's called inflation people, okay? So, so they're all, now they're all eating dinner. They've gone to the buffet, now they're all sitting down to eat dinner and Dorothy is there also, because why not? And so they're all sitting around the table

and she's, Dorothy is saying that she's there to support Candice. And she's all like, so Candice, earlier today my phone started vibrating off the table because I got all these messages and messages. And messages, how are you feeling? Uh, I'm so like very stressed. I only recently filed the charges and suddenly it was everywhere.

Rob was like, oh, is the goal for her to go to jail? She's like, the goal is for the court system to do what it needs to do. J-jong! I'm okay. I'm okay. You got that right. Be quiet, mother. So she says, like, uh, yeah, but I looked it up and she could go to jail for five years and can't just like, yep, she goes, uh, that's a lot. And Rob is like, yo, I mean, we don't, I would hate for her to go to jail. Yeah, we don't want her to go to jail. And she's like, we don't I would hate for to go to jail. Yeah, we don't want her to go to jail and she's like we don't

Yeah, she's like we yeah, and Dorothy's like well, I think that there should be consequences I mean you all were there you saw what happened It sounded like an assault and then asked she's like well it actually started with a yelling match on both sides And it escalated which is funny because she's not wrong But she also really wasn't there so she shouldn't be talking but I also did appreciate kind of her passive aggressive dig at gandas Well, I mean Look a lot of people are like you don't have the right to say you didn't hear what was happening You were in the bath. She was in the bathroom in a barn. Okay, you can hear what's going on

Yeah, after him in the barn. I mean geez. They just put like a piece of wood up there for a wall I've peed a many a barn You can hear everything trust me. So Candice is like, um, actually we were speaking in elevated voices She's like you were shouting. Well, I was not in her face. Were you there? Yeah, and then and Candice I mean Ashley is like Ashley's basically like, no, I was in the bathroom, but you know, and then Candace is like, oh, so is Monique paying you to speak for her? Are you her mouthpiece? Is she paying you? And Ashley's like,

am I being paid by whom? I'm already married to a millionaire. What do I need to be paid? Yeah, and she goes, oh, well, congratulations. Not for long. And Chris is telling her shut up like please stop Stop with this just stop stop and she won't you know she's getting more and more and also she said is she paying you as well So I guess digging the Monique pays people to do her dirty work. Oh, yeah, and so Then Jizelle we come back from I guess we come back from break and Jizelle, we come back from, I guess we come back from break. And Jizelle's like, oh my God, and that's just like, I'll be as married as long as I choose to be married.

And she's like, well, I don't know about that. Okay, I don't know about that. And Chris tells her, shut up, just stop talking, shut up. Yeah. And can, and basically Candace is wondering what she should be taking responsibility for. And she tells Karen, she's like, oh, I'm sorry, no, she tells Ashley.

She goes, I'm not angry at you for the way you're choosing to move because you weren't there and you're only able to go off what your friend is telling you and if that's really your friend and you want to trust what she says, okay, but I would implore you how much you defend someone that you really don't know about okay? Where are your post-its? Where are your post-its?

Yeah, and as she's like, well, I said already. I don't think she should have attacked you and then Karen's like, well I Promise to do and I wouldn't talk about this, but I'm in the awkward light of being able to share some information, but I'll just sit here not sharing it all Just wanted to put that out there in case anybody wants to hear from a public I love that Karen always talks like she's addressing the media at a courthouse, right? Like she's at the steps of a courthouse like well, I'm in an awkward position right now about having to you know

I am friends both parties parties but no further questions no further questions okay next question yes and she's like well Karen you said you were gonna talk to her she's like well I did talk to her I said Candace is hurting I said just text her send her something to say I'm sorry you didn't deserve this possibly by someone singing it. Oh, I'm sorry. You didn't deserve it. Maybe Sidness Rome. And Candace is like, well, you shouldn't have to cook a grown woman to apologize. Well, also like, I mean, we're talking about maturity and grown women. I mean, that's opening up a whole other can of worms.

So Robbins like, well, Karen, um, has your opinion changed about this whole situation? Well I can say this as a public figure, it has, I've consulted the various deer, the the doves and the box in my neighborhood and they're all disappointed. But can I share my opinion? Until we know everything, I ask you to respect me being in the middle, like Malcolm, it is the worst position to be in, also, like Malcolm, it is the worst position to be in also like Malcolm. No further questions. And Robyn's like, well, I mean, I wouldn't want someone to tell me which side to pick between my friends, but she's disregarding Candace's feelings, which means she's choosing Monique Saito. I'm sorry, I don't hear any of that. I was too busy to be wearing my favorite ABC comedy of all time also known as the medal

So everybody leaves and then You know everybody says bye and then Eddie and Wendy have a like sad ending because his family didn't come And it's like But then it becomes happy again because it takes a shot of the kids just rolling on the floor in the dollars. They're like, yes, dollars. Those kids are so cute. I feel like those kids just like represent

like childhood innocence, enjoy and fun. They were just like having the best time. They're just, they were like, they're reading those kids. They were like having fun, and they were being rowdy and excitable without being like, spoil tears. Like a lot of times on these shows, we see the they were like having fun and they were being rowdy and excitable without being like spoil tears. Like a lot of times on these shows we see the kids were like

someone used to tie that kid to a post and these kids are just like happy sweet lovely children and it made me like restored some hope for humanity for me. Yeah, the kids on Real House was the new Jersey would have like broken all the statues. They would have like crashed through one of the windows and you know, been in there with like a sat in like the buffet. And I mean, don't even talk about Brandy Redmond's kids. Oh, no, that's sad. They're sad. What?

Those kids. Her something happened. Her mother-in-law. Yeah, her mother-in-law got in the car accident. I believe they were in Mexico or something and I believe the mother-in-law got in the car accident and died with one of the kids in the car. Oh my God, I had no idea. I know, I'll cut that out.

I'll cut, or you should cut it out. No, I know it's fine. No, I'm not, no, I think it's like I, I'm not, I didn't know. And I think it's going to be bad. I'm so sad, I'm so sad. Yeah, so sad. Well, that's, well, that's heartbreak. No, that's terrible. I No one, that's terrible.

I know. I think that was the kid all right. Yeah, I think so. Probably traumatized for life, but yeah, I think she's okay. Poor thing. Yeah. Well, great. Great way to end the episode.

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