Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Sip n' Flee

Episode Date: August 18, 2020

Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the eye with a folded napkin? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello, hello, little Ronnie. How's everything going today on this fine Monday? You know, I'm sort of just getting up to speed. I don't know. I'm moving a little slowly, but I'm hoping a talk of, you know, Michael Derby, getting points and trousers for a baby will wake me up. Yeah, I'm moving a little slowly too, which is weird because I'm on my second jug of coffee and coffee doesn't really wake me up as much as it cracks me out while I'm still tired. I'm like, am I having a heart attack

and falling asleep at the same time? I mean, I guess that's possible. But, same. It does the exact same thing. I feel both drowsy and energized at the same time and my body's in like a tug of war and I don't really know where to go with it but I actually have not had my coffee yet.

I just poured it. So I'm gonna start on that right now. Fastening. Well, we start to record. Yeah, we'll see what Journey I go on. Well, everybody, go check out our other episode today. This is a two episode day. We just did an interview with Christine Quinn

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an advertisement. I'm just getting excited about ice cream. Go check her out at Ruby scoop sick. Ruby scoop sick. S.I.C. on Instagram and pre-order some points for yourself. All right, and here we are with real housewives of Potomac. We have a new character, a duck. Ha ha ha ha. I just love that little duck. I don't think I break today to introduce us to our new housewives, side character, the duck.

I mean, B-roll animals are really killing it this week because there was a duck. I'm still coming down from the high of watching that pigeon inspect a leaf on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That was just a great moment for me. The deer always doing well. There's just, and did you see in fact, did you see this on Instagram? Durinda posted a like a picture or a video of deer on her property up in Bluestown, Bluestown, Manu. And she was like, dear, come and dear, go, there they come, and here they go.

Just another day in the book, she is. And Rihanna, pop Megastar icon Rihanna, commented, I want to go there or something like that. I want to visit. I mean could you imagine Rihanna at the at the Berkshires during this house? That's one bad bitch. Really? Really?

Yeah, you better bring your umbrella. You better bring your umbrella. You better pack it up. Alright. Bring you up, brother. You better pack it up, baby. All right. You need only living good. Oh, so you think you're the only living girl in the world? Is that what you think? You're the only living girl in the world. But I mean, tell you something. You know what we found?

We found the very strange witch costume, and I hope it's place, actually. Okay. Where are you now? Hey, Rihanna will not be visiting. I'm sorry. I'll be in Durango. Don't tell Karen that. You know Karen tells everyone that Rihanna is coming to visit.

Well, no, that I'm back in Pet'm mac and baton make a new house. I've set up a guest room cuz Rihanna is expressing just to come into visit You never know when Rihanna's gonna want to come give me advice on Ray I'm just where I got the speed of pan wig She's bad bad girl Riri on bad girl cock up That's true. She's bad girl, Riri. I'm bad girl, Kaka. With no irony. Yeah.

Why you all laughing? What about bad girl, Sasa? Bad girl, Sasa. Bad girl, Sasa. She got us on a hoverboard. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, where everybody is attacking poor innocent candidates trying to get an apology that she doesn't even need to give because she's peaceful candidates now. Yeah, exactly. And we're seeing this previously and it's very summer, I'm not summer house. Well, this sort of summer house, more Southern Charmy, because Giselle is narrating the previously, she's like, we all went to dinner because we did get some things on the table, but there was a lot to happening. She really was.

I mean, she gave me 100% Ben impersonation because she's Ben impersonation of Jiselle impersonation. My impersonation is your impersonation. I'm doing Ronnie's impersonation, Jiselle, because she started with, oh girl Ashley has been stole Rugga Linga! Ah! Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's weird. So it was narrated, which is not very common on real housewives. Yeah, we even invited new mom Wendy just for solidarity. Yeah. So this whole fight was based, and Jizelle is just such a mess, you know, Jizelle, every chance

she gets, she's like, well, you know, Ashley is mad, or Mon Monique is mad because of all this information coming from Shreesa because the word on the street is Monique and a trainer were too close for comfort and the whole she just keeps talking about Monique fucking her trainer in every it's like hey Chiselle how are you enjoying going to the grocery store and she's like well the word on the street is that cans of Monique is fucking her trainer are on sale. I thought that when she said that they were too close for comfort, I thought she meant that they were like reenacting scenes from the old sitcom too close for comfort. Well, Karen probably does have one of those terrible mom wigs from that show.

The Muriel would wear. Yes. The blonde wig is dangerously close What was the guy downstairs the who was like always on Hollywood squares? JJ, I don't know you know you make me feel very young when you talk about too close for comfort because I Remember when that was on I was like a little kid and I would think this is for old people No, it was it was for us like it looked even back then, even in the 80s, you know, I think only because one of the main characters names was Muriel. That's all. Yeah. Anyway, so the point is this while Monique and her trainer were reenacting in

old sitcom, Chasha was spreading rumors about it and now she's pissed about it. And then Candace invited her to the party. So bum bum bum. So we come back in the middle of this where Candace is trying not to lose it but she is losing it and she's like stop talking about it. No appallit, no because apologies need to happen. And she's like fuck all of you. I don't want to get, I don't want to get into this right now.

So just fuck you. Yeah, and they keep cutting to Wendy. And Wendy keeps doing these different looks that are so funny. It's like, whoa, like I can't really express it on an audio platform, but just imagine me like tilting my head and like somehow making one eye go up and one eye go down on my nose like head to the right.

She's like, yeah, she makes cartoony faces, but she is making the every first year housewives does that, right? Where they're involved with their first fight and they're like, I cannot believe people are acting like this. Who acts like this? Are people acting like this at dinner? And then, you know, by season two, they they're like fuck you bitch, like grabbing wigs. Yeah, exactly.

So in fact Wendy is like, um, I just, can you guys like clarify for things, things for me is like, is it just, can disapologizing or both you apologizing? Like what's going on? I need some primer. And so Ash is like, okay, well, um, she called me a concubine and a wench and a roach and she called my husband and overseer. So they threw all the tweets up on the screen at one time, like, go on, go on, go on. And they were so funny.

I mean, there's just so can this is just terrible. If you looked up, Ho-tire and the dictionary of hotivities Ashley's name and photo are there I hate that by the way if you look in the dictionary next to fat Picture Ron hey look in the dictionary next to steam bit like you're using look in the dictionary jokes Come on how about how about you use a dictionary that does not have like Diagrams in it. Okay. Let's graduate to a proper, you know Merriam Webster dictionary Candace So if you look up. Oh tire in the dictionary of hotivities

Ashley's name and photo are there next to her rainbow slash Charlotte roost garments or Lucy? How have you pronounced that's us that is a she is trying to stretch like three different Insults into that tweet and it's just not working. She's always using Charlotte Bruce. Is it Charlotte Bruce or Charlotte Bruce? Hey, I don't know. I thought it was Charlotte Bruce. Well, I'll go with Old Neve, but she's always like, she's always pulling this poor designer into the fights and just dissing her. I'm just like, so I know we're not talking about my short shorts on today. Now does that mean that she was on the today show talking about her shorts shorts? Or was on just like in the wrong place in the sentence. I was just intrigued by the whole tweet.

Basically. Yeah, there's a lot of dimensions to it, but none of them are interesting. Exactly. And then let's all keep going. I'll read all of them because I love that. Go for it. I would love for you to pop me with that forever 21 bag you bought with your concubine allowance. So I can bust you upside your raggedy head for provoking me I have time bedwrench. She really is just like... She's a bedwrench? I mean at this point she's just like that it is turning into adlibs or madlibs I should say. This is vile as she can possibly be,

and every single one is about where the other person shops, which is hilarious because all of her money comes from her mother, like she doesn't work, so like she's dissing everybody else. It's like a kid bragging that they get more allowance than the other kid, you know? Yeah. Oh, Candice.

So Candice is trying to start the season by pretending she's really mature and it's going down so badly, so quickly. So yeah, Ashley's like, well, she called me a badwant, a roach. She called my husband and overseer while I'm late in the hospital pushing out a human. Yeah. I'm not saying, I'm sorry, she was pushing into human. I wasn't being like, mm-hmm. There was no human there. I'm not saying I'm sorry she was push can a human. I wasn't being like there was no human there I'm saying yes, uh-huh exactly. I agree so So Wendy's just basically like you guys you're just like trying to browbeat Candace into an apology and It's not gonna work like that's you you wanted to come from like a genuine place. You can't just like browbeat someone and

Candace is and then Candace starts saying, do I need to say it in Swedish? Okay, I'm not going to engage when you have an audience. Okay, do I have to say it in Swedish? I don't know. What are these references you're making? Do I have to say it on the Charlotte Rooze website in Swedish? Okay. And Ashley's like, well, you have an audience too. And then Wendy makes one of those faces. And Candace is like, I will not engage in this. Engage in this and she tells us there is a sorted history in this group of creating mayhem foolishness and contention at tables and it's gonna end in mass hysteria. Well, this is peaceful Candace. Hello, nice to meet you. Yes, my head hurts because this

braid is extremely heavy and no I do not know what it's made of and I peed on a stick and I'm not pregnant okay so Robbins like um have you forgotten how you lie totally lost your mind on her do you remember that at all just the way everyone forgot that I'm actually sitting here at the table hey guys I'm here and she goes set the fuck up Robin and she goes excuse you Yeah, you can be quiet. Robin says no, I will not be quiet. You forget you going Buzurka Don't you remember going Buzurka when you do that Charlotte Ruse knife at her? And then went these face again. They just keep cutting to Wendy's face. Her season one face. And then Candace just goes,

well, I threw the knife because she came back into a home that she was asked to leave. I always love that Candace tried to make this sound like a home invasion. Like when she was asked to leave and come back in, I had the right to, you know, attack her. Yeah, exactly. She really, she does make it seem like she's in the strangers or whatever that movie was called, like, you know, Ashley had like a bag over her head and was terrorizing

everyone there. It's like, literally all it was was like, Ashley like walked into the foyer and was like, oh, I just have one more thing to say, actually threw a butter knife at her. So Chisel is like, well, Candice and Monique are coming for each other's neck and it's kind of about Ashley but not really. I think it's everything to do with Shoriz. I think it's everything to do with the trainer. I think it's everything to do with the fact that Candice and Shoriz are now friends and Monique is having sex with her trainer. Have I mentioned that? Yeah, I like for as angry as Monique is at Sherry's. It's Giselle who has broadcast the scandal the most this season. Every two seconds repeats it. So she just sells like so. How close are you with Sherry's Candice? And it goes my favorite sound effect. And Candice is like, well, we're good friends, I mean, we're fine, we're friends.

Yeah, I have to write answer. Yeah, Monique is like, oh, yeah, since when? Since when? I can't just say, well, we've always been okay, you know? Especially ever since we found out that we both really hit you right now, we've just really bonded over that, okay? So Monique is just like, well, I'm just like mad because,

like, you know, you could have given me a heads up that you could be at your party, okay? You could have given me a heads up. Like, even Chris wants to, okay? You could have given me a heads up like even Chris wants to cuss you out All right like or where she tells us that that even Chris is mad I don't remember who she tells the two but the point is that Chris is so mad that he probably wants to say You are a terrible person And Candace is Candace is like, what? You have a problem with Cherise, what?

I mean, in my mind, that beef is two years old in the back of the cabinet. It's in the back of the fridge with mold on it, as far as mine now. You know what that is? That rumor, that is in the back drawer, all the way to the end, all the way in the back of it, with spider webs on it,

just with my resume and my plans for a career. She's like, so I would expect my girl. I would expect my girl Candace to just say, oh, Monique, she's like, I would expect my girl to just say, hey, look, you know, heads up, this girl's gonna be here. And she's like, well, I do apologize for not letting you know. Honestly, I was planning this party, and I went through my little calendar thing and I just checked

names people that I wanted to come. I was like, yeah, you see you invited. How is it different that you invited her through I-cowl? Then it is if you like, can't wrote invocation invitation. Well, she was saying that like, look, I was just going through this list and I wasn't thinking of who gets along with who. I was just like, oh, I like that person. I like that person. And that's why I invited everyone to be there. I invited everyone, including all of you. And yeah, she was like, uh, don't say all of us, because I was not invited. It's like, that's correct. You were not invited.

And that was no shade, except that I hate you, which is shade. Mashes like, hmm, totally fine, totally fine. Please keep going. It's like, well, um, Karen jumps in and she's like, we need to stop this. I know you had good intentions, Monique. But I also understand that this means to be an apology. That comes from both of them. You know, I mean here, it's sort of like my dear friend,

Rihanna sometimes says, you know, come on, rude boy boy, come on, rude boy boy, rude boy boy, and that's what she both are being, two rude boys, okay? I don't know why Juzela and Monique made themselves the police force, or as I like to say, security, security, security for an apology. I can't just ask. I mean, I'm just trying to eat my dinner because this is some wonderful

delay in the sea bass and I would like to enjoy it. That's what I was thinking about. My fish. My chili in sea bass. Also known as Patagonian Toothsauffish. What was it? Patagonian Toothfish. Patin' in to fish? Yes. Oh, so she's sitting there in her Peter Pan wig and I just can't I don't want to grow up. I don't want to grow up I've been weird. I've been eating wheat thins all morning ever since I put this wig on. Oh, does Andy Duncan? So Ashley's like, uh, well, you know what? I love Candace is a woman. What? Shut up, Ashley. Victor guns. Ashley's one of those people who's like, I have a child now. So I'm very respectful with everybody that I encounter.

Like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Ashley. Yeah, she suddenly wants Candace to be happy as a woman and then they they agree they're going to resolve it. They're gonna talk about it privately and everyone's like Whoo you guys made like a very small amount of progress that may even qualify as no progress So they all start giving cheer is in canvas tells Wendy. Oh, oh Well, they're all happy because Ashley's happy. Well, isn't that great? And as she's like you're not gonna toast to progress and she's no, I think progress is great, but no

Yeah, yeah, and she's Candace's whole thing that she's really pissed about is that she had called Monique to say hey Like can I if I come to this dinner is there will I be peacefully received? Am I going to be like, is it going to be ambush? Because I don't want to go if it's going to be like that. And then Monique was like, no, no, you should come. And then Candice went and sure enough, she feels like she got ambushed.

Well, she did get ambushed, but hi, welcome to your job. It's like me calling into my job and being like, you guys, am I going to have to wait on tables today? Are people gonna treat me like a piece of shit today? Those have been neat them and asked me for bread over and over again even though they never touch it. Is that gonna happen today? No, Robby.

It's not gonna happen. Okay, I'll go wait tables. And also to be fair, like she's like, oh, I don't wanna be ambushed. If you're an, if you're an army that's just like walking around the countryside, attacking villages, leaving landmines everywhere, you're going to get ambushed by another army, a larger army. Yeah, you're a warstube in, okay? That's like a soldier being like, oh my god, they shot

at me. That would actually be me as a soldier. Guys, guys, they're shooting out of this is crazy. We just want to take their land. Oh, so dinner's over now, right? Well, it's been real. So everybody gets up and starts sleeping and actually goes up to Candace and she's like, Candace says at some point, you know, I really do want us to have a conversation. I'm here for you because I want to be and actually like big step. That was big step from you. Really big step. Yeah, I like the like her Yelp review for their fight.

Really enjoyed this. This is great work. Great service. Can't wait to come back to it. It's three minutes later. The camera stopped shooting, but the audio kept rolling. Our housewives never gonna not be tricked by this. You guys, you're still wearing mics or still recording you.

Come on! No, this is not a bright group. I mean, Monique literally bought a parrot that will recite all of her inner secrets to all the cast members. We're just waiting for it to happen. I know. I really hope that that's the key to the whole season. To challenge a child's Monique. Please. Please, Tochala. We're relying on you.

So, we only hear audio and it sounds like Monique is trying to hug Candace and she's like, I knew you were going to be mad at me and Candace's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we are not friends I like the fuck up get off me get off me and then Monique had to start saying I had to I just had to I'm sorry I had to and she's laughing and Candace is like you could have come up to me at the party and been like bitch. Why did you invite this hell? Yeah, which is just the funniest thing to see written on the screen. Bitch, why did you invite this hoe?

Cameron needs to say, you know what, we shouldn't talk, we're gonna talk about this off camera. We're gonna talk about it off camera, and Candice tells us, well, she can't be trusted, because she's one way in front of the group and a whole different way when the group is not around, and that's not being a friend. That is being too based. I mean, there is like a, there is like some truth to that. I mean, I mean, Monique definitely

did set her up with this dinner and Monique could have said something to her at that party. Um, but at the same time, I think Monique has the right to see Sheree's there and just like, like this, I think Monique has the right to decide Sheree's there. And just like, like, I think Monique has the right to decide that she's gonna take a higher road at a party instead of trying to create a scene, which is maybe why Candace had Shasha there in the first place was to listen to a reaction out of Monique.

Yeah, yeah. Well, Monique is my favorite kind of housewife because she doesn't even know that she's mad until someone else tells her. So this cracks me up. And even later, they show a clip of her being brainwashed by Giselle and they show it in C. B. Atones. It's like here's a brainwashed and clip It's in C. B. Atones and this clip has been brought to you with the ultimate manipulative voice of me so Van the bomb

So now we go to Michael and Ashley and there is the next day and they're shopping and they're walking into a store like a baby clothes store and Michael's like there's those those joint that you got those great jeans on babe you look excellent I love those jeans love those jeans I'm like why are you making these jeans sounds so disgusting Michael? He's she's like these are my pregnancy jeans baby. He's like, oh yeah, what jeans? Look at that bony, baby. So they go in and look at baby clothes.

And he's like, look at this. It's a little scarf. That's not a hat. That's a scarf. I'm like, oh, you were so close to crocodile dundying that. Why didn't you see it through? You don't show a hat and then a scarf. You show a hat and then a bigger hat. That's no hat.

This is a hat. That's how you do it. The way you did an outfit for the insuketillion is coming out party. I mean, it gives me anxiety to think of other people's hands on my baby that they just poop. You know what? You have a child by Michael. You should be afraid of your baby's hands on other people

Did you not see that your baby just fondled the clerk at the store? Your baby just grabbed that teddy bear's ass. So yeah Exactly and by the way if you think like other people walking around Being your baby is gonna give you anxiety now give it about nine months Ashley give it about nine months see what happens to the world No, yeah So She's like I'm afraid of people trying to kiss the baby and he's like well listening people with kisses look at Karen You know she's gonna try and kiss him. She's a kisser, loads and loads of makeup all over Baby Dean's face.

Shandra, like a baby Dean, Shandra, like a baby Dean. Like Baby is gonna have miscarer and a p-daping wig by the time that gigs up. Alright Ashley, I know you don't want me kissing the baby, but how comfortable are you with the baby being put up on cables and flying around the room. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, and so he starts, as she tells us, you know, it's funny because like hearing, like when I went out to dinner and hearing all the drama that was happening with the group, it made me have like a little bit of a twitch inside, like a little twitch, made me miss my friends.

I'm like, wow, she's having a physical reaction to not being able to stir the pot. She's like, oh, remember when I got to be super messy with a group of women? Man, I miss those days. I think that's what I'm gonna do to get over this post-partum depression. I'm just gonna fuck around with the other ladies a little bit. Yeah. So she sees herself in the mirror and she's like,

Oh, hey girl, you know, sometimes I look in the mirror and I see my body again and I'm like, yeah, I look good. And she's like, can we just finish this? So I'm getting back to work. Like, y'all the sudden gets all pissed off. Yeah, I say, what did you expect? You're shooting a scene at a baby store. Did you think it was gonna be in and out? Okay, like, sit there and let your wife earn her check.

Yeah, he switched so fast. He's like, oh, I've been a good husband for long enough. This was the most excruciating team in the minutes of my life. Yeah, and then As she tells us. So basically, the long and the short of it is that Asherley is, like, you know, she still is like recovering from her pregnancy. And so sex hurts.

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So Robin comes over and They sit around her backyard while there's hammering and sawing going on. It's like, isn't this peaceful? Yeah. She's like, so how are things with Jamal? I mean, how do we get here? You're the one who's never going backwards? Well, when you moved to Atlanta, there was a shift in here.

Yeah, this was weird. Basically, um, Jacelle, like she saw, like all the work that Jermall was doing to get his new job in Atlanta, and basically that was sexy for her. So she's, she's basically like, I was not in LinkedIn, and I saw he had updated his profile. And I thought, wow, why? I never thought I could get turned on by bullet points, but here we are. And she says that when he became a new pastor of this big church, that he was like, wow, you know, here I am a pastor, and I don't even have my family or the love of my life with me anymore. Yeah, because I don't know. This, I don't trust this guy at all. I don't trust this guy either. I don't trust a rich preacher.

First of all, Joel Austie. Okay, sir. I don't trust a rich preacher. And I certainly don't trust a preacher who's like fucked around on his wife multiple times. Sorry, God made for you. But you're not getting my 10%. Okay, so good luck with that.

Exactly. And with Fadre Parks. And now not getting my 10%. Okay. So good luck with that. Exactly. And with Fadre parks. And now all of a sudden he wants his wife back because he got a new congregation that, you know, maybe he wants to impress for some sort of TV deal. That's what I'm going to say. That's my conspiracy theory. Yeah.

Well, you know, that's a business just like any other. You got to promote it to get people's tides. Yeah. To fill the seats, people. Yeah, I don't trust him either. And I don't like the Jacelle's back in it and her kids are obviously miserable with it. She's like what? Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, she thought the kids would be supportive because the whole thing is that he's coming into town for her birthday, but he's not staying at the house

because the girls are like, fuck this. And she's and Jacelle's like, I thought the all kids wanted their parents back together. I saw the parent trap. I saw how that worked out Really have you been to Lindsay low-hands Instagram recently? Yeah, there's that too Might want to resune that a little bit further okay So yeah, her kids are miserable So then we go over to a new song called woo yeah woo yeah

Boo yeah, oh it's actually just my demo. I'm gonna be submitting it to Rihanna. Why don't you come to visit me? Well the lyrics oh, yeah, but I'm changing them to Yeah, I'm in a play on dysterbia. You know, dysterbia, wedges and lives. dysterbia, Karen's tiny house. dysterbia, I'm by Karen, I'm at Robin. Oops. So, where did Wendy's house?

For Wendy's first family scene? Yeah, so she is here with her husband and two kids and she basically she wants her kids to learn Ebo because Wendy is, she came over from Nigeria when she was like a toddler and her husband is half Nigerian, I believe, and so it's really important for her to teach this language to her kids. So she's there with her kids and Wendy's like, my house is crazy, which is like the standard thing that new housewives do.

They're like, oh my God, I've got kids. Life is crazy, wow. But in this case, I actually believe it because as soon as she said that like her life and her house or whatever is crazy We then see like a picture of her with her family and there's like enormous terrifying Easter bunny I was like, okay, yeah, this is crazy. This is this is very terrifying right now And also when you give your kids those iPad cases that are covered in like three feet of rubber

Controllable storing them across the room That's how she got a duck is Yeah, exactly I'm gonna be in control of this story, I'm gonna be in control of this story, I'm gonna be in control of this story, I'm gonna be in control of this story, I'm gonna be in control of this story, I'm gonna be in control of this story, I'm gonna be in control of this story, I'm gonna be in control of this story, I'm gonna be in control of this story, I'm gonna be in control of this story,

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and teach them how to, teaching them how to count from one to four. Yeah, and so she does. And then Wendy tells us about ourselves that her mom's always encouraged her to make her proud. And education is a really big deal for them and then she lists all of her degrees and it really exhausted me, honestly

Isn't an it as an uneducated person house like you're exhausting, okay? Yeah, be smart over there. I'm watching housewives I still don't know what she's doing on the show. She has she has a bachelor's in poly Political science. She has a master's of arts and government a master of Sciences and public policy, a PhD in community development, public affairs, and a professor at Johns Hopkins. And it's also a political commentator. I mean, I don't understand what she's doing on this show. Yeah, meanwhile, I'm like, I wonder if I thought the frozen Luby's Mac and cheese before

I put it in my microwave, if it's going to do something different to it and make it in edit books. I don't want to ruin it, but is there a way to improve this mac and cheese? I'm like, meanwhile, I dug up a fossil and animal crossing and gave it to the elephant who lives on the east side of my island. Yeah. So, um, then we go over to Candy and Chris, and they're in a baby store too. And at first we think that she's there to buy a baby gift for this event coming up for Ashley, but she's there to buy one of Chris's kids a kid. A kid. Sorry, she's, sorry, the news lady is stressing me out. Okay, she's there to buy a kid. Sorry. Whoa,

she's there to buy a gift for one of Chris's kids. I was already triggered because as, like, as we were heading over to the scene and we're seeing shots around this neighborhood There was a sign that said danger women shopping. I was like, okay, get the fuck out of here Like this is right after Wendy has this great scene where we see how like like how empowered she is and she's doing all She's handling all these things a family like, like all these, like a teaching, being on TV, standing up for women of color, and immigrants and children, and people with marginalized, and it just cuts to a sign that says,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hey, I've got to cure for the wife disease. Divorce him alive. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh It's like every Simon buckies. Yeah

Women are stupid some of them just just say it some are just like like we're afraid that you won't understand the subtext of our Pond so we're just gonna say it for you women are stupid They're usually men are dumb Men are dumb, but then women like to marry us anyway Men are dumb, but then women like to marry us anyway. Ah. Ah. Oh, Lord. So, um, Candace is like, well, as a bonus child myself,

I know how important it is to feel love from your step parents. Just be sure the child supports paid. How about that? So, which I'm not sure if it is or it isn't, these days, okay? Because I haven't read the blogs. The blogs are very busy. just saying general piece of advice.

Okay, that's it. Sorry. The point is that this entire tiny little scene was just one big trigger for us. Yeah, it really was, apparently. So she's like, well, maybe I'll consider getting a gift for baby Dean, Simpancy. And then this scene is intercut with Wendy talking to, wait, no, no, it's not Wendy's a scene before.

This is a scene with Monique and Tachala and Karen comes to visit. Yeah, so first we see Monique making Tachala poop on his like napkin, which he does do. Yeah, she's got to get a potty training expert seen in there. She's like, don't forget to buy my book potty training expert. Right. Look at potty trained a bird.

For that very specific niche of people who like to potty training birds. Funniest house love business ever. Seriously. So then Karen rings the doorbell and Monique answers it with T'Challa on her shoulder. And Karen's like, mmm, and the music goes, wow. Like Christopher Nolan, it's like, Christopher Nolan presents Bird Inception.

So you're told what's are in me now? And so they sit out and eat and have some champagne and start talking about the dinner. And she goes by the way they care and call Tachala Tachapa. She's well, that Tachapa's not going anywhere. So I guess I got it, but I get used to it. Tachapa.

Oh, so Karen's like that dinner was a bit much. So they go to, we cut back to Chris and Candace in the baby store and she talks like that dinner was a bit much. So, the go-to, we cut back to Chris and Candace in the baby store and she talks about the dinner and she's like, that was a drag gaition of the nation for the children. Yeah, that's a good thing. She's like, I mean, are you talking about the sea bass?

So, Candace is like, yeah, I mean, the most shocking thing to me was Monique's behavior, okay? I mean, you know, like, I had no idea how mad she was about me inviting Cherise to the Denomen Diamond party. I had no idea that that would upset her. Yeah, I had no idea that she'd be mad that the lady who's spreading rumors that she, you know, has been cheating with this dude and whatever Candace shut up. So then we go back to Monique and she's like well you know I got to the point when Jiselle told me about her you know inviting people that I have conflict with

and not giving me a heads up that I just got I don't know it just keeps lingering in my mind and that's where we get the CP attuned memory of Jizal being like aren't you mad? Oh yeah Who does that to you? What kind of friend I will do that to you? She just has a pocket watch and she's like in front of Monique's eyes. We're getting very sleepy. Sleepy on the count of three.

You will be mad at Candice. Oh my god, I'm about to break this chair. I'm waiting for this office chair to break and I'm sorry if it's making you guys crazy at home Just I'm here to my chair creek back and forth like these podcasts are now being recorded on a boat. It's like I don't hear at all because I have started drinking my coffee and now I'm just like cleaning onto my desk for your life because I'm reading my name. You ever do that thing where you like read things and it doesn't like make any sense. I'm just seeing letters like I'm barely following my notes. I'm like Candice says Monique is a flip flop or okay so Candice Monique decided to flip a house. No, no, that's not it Yeah, we're crackheads. I just ordered two new coffee machines, too

Okay, one my dad somehow broke a curicube breaks everything I don't know how you did it, but he came over then he left and the curic is now leaking everywhere So I don't know So I think I could wake up up a spot new one of those and then I was like, you know curics Maybe you're stupid. Maybe I should just go back to a regular coffee pot. So I ordered, you know, of course, there's like Amazon bargain things, but I was like, I'm getting to,

oh my God, stupid Amazon thing, just to go on. Shut up. I got a French you. You know, I got a French press on, on like Amazon Prime Day, like two years ago, the last functioning Amazon Prime Day. Yeah, I remember. I think it was it last, yeah, and it's right here, this is, that's the French press clanking.

I don't like having to clean things out after, you know, like wash things after I use them. I'm good for a rinse, but I don't like the French press mess. You know what I don't like about a curic machine is that I feel like curic sounds like someone's name, like that's the name of someone who, like, you go to tennis camp with, if you were to go to tennis camp with.

It's like, I've always thought about it. It's like a evil German doctor. Sounds like someone who might be like a very, a very, very, pretty client on selling sunset. I'm Kure Coborkian. Okay, you better help me or my daddy's gonna make you pay! Just gotta call from Curig.

She's not happy. Guys, Curig is called another meeting. Guys, we have to go up to the hills. Curig wants to discuss why no one's been coming to the house. Okay, point is, um, CP A to the memory of Chiselle. Okay, so then back with Chris and Candace. Chris is like, um, well, I thought you guys were fine. You just literally talked the other day.

It's like, she is a flipper. You say you're gonna do one thing and then in front of an audience you change it around and that is a dangerous person. Mmm. Yeah, and Chris is like, well, you know, this could be an opportunity to show some growth, like show that you're not gonna take the bait and you're not gonna let other people control your emotions. Just kidding. Oh, we know you'll never grow. Never ever. Hey, let's go look at that, that parrot, not eating a grape, okay? Let's do that.

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every single time. They're like, okay, we're gonna drive all the way to Robin's flip, we're gonna get this done in like two seconds, okay. Listen, our production coordinator, Mandy has some claustrophobia issues, so she really can only spend so much time in Robin's house, okay, so let's just film it, get out of there and just put it across

the whole season. Guys anybody come up with anything new for Robin to do it to be I've got one here she picked up the kids clothes off the floor this season do that. Hey I just got a I have an idea this time when she asked her kids what they want first snack let's put her in a turbine, let's do that. This was one of the funnier Robin's scenes, so because she's picking out clothes and her kid won't get out of bed and she's like, was Chucky cheese lit last night or what?

She's like, yeah. Poor Robin. This is her little Robin. This is like, you know, heart. Bless her heart. So then we have Karen. She's Karen sitting at a desk I'm like, okay, I'm a businessman now someone can be come and be on online three. Okay. Well, I'll wait. Yes I'll wait. Okay, in the meantime Asia P.O. Lady Asia listen. I'm a crazy busy woman and I'm speaking on some sort of panel Yes, apparently they'll put down a big panel of plywood and I'm gonna stand on it and talk to someone

All right, so can I get a subject and what we'll be talking about? Okay, thank you You signed up to do a panel where you don't know what you're talking about Oh, I thought I was buying a solar panel. I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was volunteering myself to speak at the learning annex So then Wendy's baby is in a little baby thing whatever you call them Yeah, I see yeah, it's like one of those little seats with a handle on it God there's so many weird contraptions for babies. I mean it's like weird shit where things are like they're floating and Like sometimes they look like they're actually sitting in a chest piece. I don't know what soap is are. Um, she's gonna, she's talking to the baby about what she's gonna say on TV about Trump

and the broad James. Um, yeah. And she's like, and before, and then we see her actually on TV saying, and before we give Melania Brandy points for this, let's not forget that she was one of the people who championed the whole birtherism conversation about Obama. Mm again, what are you doing here? I think you're on the wrong show, ma'am. When he's like, and here's something else I'd like to add. Oh, go go go go go go go go shit. I just got my talking points mixed up for the baby. She's like a toe, a toe of all. They're like, what? I'm sorry, my mom was just teaching the kids numbers.

I took the wrong notes to work. I did all my MSM, because he's talking about it to the baby. Well, that's okay. I can improvise. Let's see. So, Joe Scarborough, what I mean to say is, can you open your mouth for the airplane? Airplane is coming in. Can you open your mouth for the airplane? Airplane is coming in. So then, Jacelle is in the car with her kids and she's like, what's today about a celebration? Are you excited? Are you excited? Children are you excited?

Like, we hate you. They're like, mother, for today we have adopted the personality of a 1991 Christina Ricci. Thank you. Yes, all three of them. They are not happy. They are Christina Ricci-ing. They are so mad. Perhaps hatching some sort of poisonous plan. When more Wednesday, you'd have a month. Four, one, two more, you'd have a leap year. Guy. Guy So Sorry, I've lost it myself there

So so just I was like girls. I mean have we ever done number this celebration for me with dad I'm like every year. Oh But this time in sector fancy we're going on a boat daddy is pulling out all the stops They're like, great. Yeah, of course he picked the one place they can't escape from. It's like we live by Chesapeake Bay. We go on boats all the time. This is not special. So they go meet Jamal and he's got a romantic dinner on a boat ready.

Can we talk about his blazer? He has, he's bringing a blazer and and he has the he has studs They go all the way back there like the studs go from basically the shoulder and they go along the back of the sleeve Like along the tricep all the way down to like the lower elbow He looked like a chair. I just you know He was Studded like a chair. What do you call that when you the nail? He's like, no, like a velvet chair. Like one of those velvet chairs that has like this,

you know where it's like, you know those chairs that are like, I don't have arms, but I have the suggestion of an arm. It's like a little sort of like a small curve, you know, on the sides. That's funny. So here we are on this romantic dinner on the boat. The kids are hating it and he's got a present for them.

So he pulls out a card and Grace is like, oh my God, I'm scared. I don't even want to open it. Is it Nicki Minaj tickets? And he's like, no. And so I think Angel opens it and it's a dinner menu. And he's like drum roll in Atlanta, you three are partner stone, you're on restaurant. Congratulations. You're not only my children,

now you're a tax shelter. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha brand one location only version of Apple Pies we're looking at here why is making them partners in a restaurant in Atlanta like this I'm sorry this is shady is this what you do for a free meal Jamal I think this is money laundering that's what I'm gonna say. Arizona's steaks, chopps and see food in Georgia and Lithonia Georgia and Arizona's are uncompromising standards make our quality unique. That's why we use only USDA choice Midwestern grain fed beef. Well, typical Jamal, his birthday gift is to make them partners in an industry that has like a 99% failure rate. Yeah, there's a lot of closed ones, but you know, it's COVID-19.

So who knows? Well, no, but even before, honestly, even before COVID-19, it's, it's just, I don't know, I thought it was like very, I, there was something about it that just felt very, very bizarre. And I also feel like if you are going to do something like that, I mean, I sort of understand like the girls do like to cook and they like to bake and stuff like that. Like maybe make them partners in the restaurant. That's where they live not in not like some weird trick to make them come down to Atlanta to go to Arizona's you know Arizona's so they're not excited. They're like thanks and graces like I thought I was gonna get something

Seriously, it's like I did get you something. Let's not by the way, forget the story he told about how he went to surprise Grace at the school. And she ran up to him and he thought he was gonna get a hug. And it was gonna be like, get out father. So then they sing happy, birthday to Jizal. To Jizal and it's the saddest birthday song. They're like happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Diana, fire happy birthday to you. Okay, we're all going to go to the bathroom and talk shit about dad now. Bye. So now Jamal is sitting there and he's crying. He's like, I'm just so happy. I mean, at last, free refill at Arizona's at last. So she's like, well, you did it. How do you feel?

And he's like, well, I hope you enjoyed it. What was the last time you were happy on my birthday? She's like, oh, so without you, I can't be happy on my birthday. Yeah. Wait, wait, hold on one second, Jazelle. I have something special for you. If you just look here at my iPhone, we actually have Zoom open.

And right there, that is the main dining room of Arizona. Okay, guys, hit it. Happy, happy birthday to Jazelle. Oh, I think the connection's breaking up. Anyway, that's what you can look forward to in Arizona. Okay. So then we go over to Ashley's house, getting ready for her party. Oh, I think the connection's breaking up. Anyway, that's what you can look forward to in our zone as okay So then we go over to Ashley's house getting ready for her party and This she talks about rules with Michael. She's like can people hold the baby. Well holding's okay

Well, hey, do you tell people they're not gonna kiss a body? It's like that old song, you know, how do you talk to an angel, except it's called, how do you talk, how do you not kiss a baby, you know, it's like how do you not grow up and I ask, these things just happen. It's like, well I hear stories of kids getting curpies in their eyes. Well, he hasn't yet, I think he's pretty safe.

So Dean is laughing. He's so cute. I love him. I love that little baby. So everybody starts coming. I'm happy that you feel that way. I love him. He looks like he's a little rostro.

He's like, I'm the same thing you did. Thank you. I'm just keeping sure. No, he has inherent baby cuteness. He does. He does have inherent baby cuteness. And, you know, and he does that thing where every time he sees a woman he opens his mouth like he's about to eat Did you notice that every time someone came in he just opens his mouth like feed me

Feed me daddy feed me all night long Turn them into Carol Radswell, so a little stopper for us, which is terrifying Well either way, so people are people are showing up Cousin lump is there good old cousin lump and Michael is like hello. They little Dino says hi everyone look at him saying little look at him He put his two fingers up in the air like he's saying victory, look at that, good for him, he just won his campaign. Oh, I never tell a lie, that's what I just said. Oh, look at him there, he just, he just hatched a little planet in the abihotel, look

at him, holy such a cute little boy. So just else like, well, I didn't think I'd ever be in the door, be home looking at Michael, the door be, and then we see a clip of her going, I told you not to do that. I said, don't touch another man's ass. I love that the show has flashbacks like that. Like that that's part of the cannon that they can just go back to at any time like that. That's pretty amazing So then also did you notice this so Jazeel comes in so she meets Dean and she's like how are you baby? Yeah, how are you baby? and and and then they're basically like listen

Can you just like wash your hands really quickly because he hasn't he's only gone through one round of vaccinations and just like of course I saw. And then it cuts to Michael wiping his nose and just like touching the baby. The things we notice now. So then all the other ladies start coming, trickling in and Monique's like, yeah, that party the other day was great. There was some resolution and Ashley's like is she even coming

Is Candice coming is Candice coming and then we see Candice getting out of the car Yeah And Monique is basically saying like yeah, Candice doesn't know how to be a friend blah blah blah blah blah and then Ding dong it's Candice and she brought a gift because she is going to be that person as I know we're not supposed to have gifts but I was shopping for my bonus child and I thought I would get this gift also for Dean because it's really really cute. So they have like a hug and then Candice sits down, there's sort of all sitting in a circle and and Ashley puts Dean in Candace's arms and Dean, really in his best moment,

decides to sort of like spit up all over the place. Good for him. He really understands the truth. Being speak for America by barfing on her. And right before she came in, when they were talking about her, Robyn's like, well, maybe everyone, when everybody turns her back on her,

then she'll realize, and when it's like, yeah, if she gets iced out, maybe she'll see, oh, it's me. So I love that they're just openly planning on just icing somebody out, you know? There's not even a secret anymore. Yeah. So yeah, the baby barfs on her and then Candace is like, well, you know, I've had a lot of back and forth

with myself, with my own motherhood journey and seeing Ashley so unafraid of it gives me Help I feel I'm being on a stick. I'll be right back And Karen comes in dressed as so Karen Karen cannot have one scene that doesn't have some kind of a label So I'm really big and I don't believe that they're even real like crystal nail earrings. It's your big CC earrings Yes, and then this one is like a dress with... Fendi, Fendi, Fendi, Fendi! Fendi, Fendi, Fendi!

Oh yes, I was going to wear some Fenty, but I got myself confused and bought some Fendi instead. Please don't tell Riri. Mmm. And meanwhile, Dorenda and Riri are at Dorenda's house and the bookshar is watching this. And Dorenda and Riri are at Dorenda's house and the bookshar is watching this and Dorenda's like, Well, Swiss, Swiss, well, Swiss, VV.

You know what? Listen, listen, I don't know why Cameron does not have Rihanna as part of Le Dom. She's been a great friend and it's not nice. It's not nice. She got a payer. You got a payer, Rihanna. And it's not nice. It's not nice. She got a payer. You got a pay me out. So let's see Wendy comes and Karen sees her at the buffet line or whatever and she's like Well, hello. What's up with Wendy? And Wendy goes well, I want to know what's up with Miss Karen because you know We were talking about relationships before so how's that going and Karen just turns away from her and starts talking to like Uncle Lump or something cuz I'm like yeah

how's work work work work Lump and Wendy's like I don't know why Karen's acting like she doesn't know me and then we cut to Karen saying in that clip from a couple weeks ago not impressed we were on a board, not impressed. Mm. We were on a board together, not impressed. If I had to choose between standing on a board or standing on a panel, I'd discover that panels are more my thing.

Mm. Mm. And then Moe Sherees comes. And there's like, we were James Bond guitars. It's like, maybe because she was trying to hide her overboard under her dress. She's like, no, this is how I walk. I'm slightly taller and I glide.

Yeah, she comes gliding in. Tha-fa! Oh dear, Sharree's just fell into the shrimp cocktail. Really got to get her off that hoverboard. So, um, hi. She's like the Jules Aaron. She is. I'm no need because essentially Alex McCord on Scary Island when Jules Aaron showed up. Like just getting hives and she's like, okay, but at least she knew. She was like, you know, I didn't want to come to this event when Ashie told me that umpa lumpa shirees was going to be here, but I came anyway.

So Ashie is like, well, I want to thank you all for coming. I know we had a very interesting dinner and things got loud. And, you know, this is not to get up on you Candace, but we wanted you to know that we're talking about you behind your back. And we don't think that you're some people, including everybody here. Thank you. Have a hard time being held accountable. Candice, look.

Well, specifically thinking about your dinner, that was an ambush. And I'm not interested in having a conversation in front of the group. Yeah. And then Monique's like, well, you always want everything on your terms. OK, sometimes you have to listen to what people say,

which is exactly what I will tell myself when I walk out of this scene later on when Shasha tries to talk to me. Why don't we talk about Dean? How tall is Dean? How much does Dean wait? When is Dean gonna start to look more like you? Those are the questions we need to be asking. So Wendy here is like, well, she's basically like guys, have you ever thought about this

that like maybe if she doesn't consider everyone here her friend, that maybe that's why she doesn't want to talk in front of everyone? They're like, what the? What the? It's like, Candace, do you think everyone here is your friend? She's like, I don't know that I do anymore. Like, the shock, the shock that she wouldn't like any of them anymore after that. They were just talking about that. You were just messing her out like two seconds ago, that was.

And Wendy is like, well, look, I'm loyal to you because that's just the kind of friend I am. And Monique goes, well, tread lightly because that's what I did. And Candice goes, gikah. She makes like a noise or something. And then Monique makes some noise back at her. And she's like, I've done nothing disrespectful towards her. She's, you were acting in a very entitled way right now, a man. Yeah.

You are a flip flapper. Monique was, Monique was like, no, I was loyal. I was loyal. And Candice is basically somehow like in this crosstalk she basically says, oh so now I'm gonna unique, now that you and just all our friends you need someone to new to fight with, is that what it is, is that what it is? Yeah and so everybody's laughing and kind of laughing at, kind of laughing and clapping at Candace, you know, mocking her and stuff and so she's like, I'm out of here so she

gets up and leaves and Karen and Wendy trying to squirt her out but she's like, I'm out of here. So she gets up and leaves and Karen and Wendy trying to squirt her out, but she's like bolting down the hallway. She's kind of new, kind of. Well, you know what she said, she's done. So we need to respect that sort of like me with my sea bass, but you didn't let me finish. Hmm. So Robin's like, we weren't attacking her.

We were just trying to have a conversation! Yeah, so Ash is the one that goes after her and so she's going, she's, Ash is heading down the hallway after, after Candace. And Karen's sitting there going, nobody raise your voice! Nobody raise your voice! Okay, I'm wearing Fendi, everyone, so be quiet and look at my Fendi. And Sheree says, it's not about raising your voice, it's about what you're saying with your voice. She says she's a 30 year old child! Stop calling people children! No, no, no, no, no, no! Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, What are you going to do for America, baby? What do you think of corporate tax rates Ross?

How are we gonna get out of Vietnam, do you know? So then outside Ashley finds Candace and Candace looks like sorry, I'm gonna have a mint So she aggressively sucks on a mint during the scene and So she aggressively sucks on a mint during the scene. That's what Mint's her for. And she's like, I'm sorry I left. I didn't want to do that in front of your baby. At the end of the day, the issue is between Ashley and Candace. Okay?

I mean, why can't there be respect in the room? Yeah. So then we go back upstairs and Jizelle's talking and she's like there's a whole lot of so there was a whole lot of Sherees talk the other night, you know, and Shasha is like, who me? Talking about me? I'm just gonna call my hoverboard. My fan pain room. Another channing room. Shasha you win Monique used to no shasha just cuz I say your name doesn't mean you have to say shasha Okay, so shasha stop it. Stop it shasha Shasha stop it

Shasha Ash Ash There we go. There's a lot of talk about you. Shasha. I know how you and Monique used to be buddies. Did you know that? Shasha.

Well, I don't know why everybody is talking about Sasa. Shasha. Well, I don't know why everybody is talking about Tha Tha But Doing it now to dick there for pound here. I've gotten myself all reversed and turned around I Don't know if I'm talking like to Zella or Karen. I'm just sort of a little bit of everyone right now Someone eat is like just leave it to Zell just leave it there. She like now now now now you don't speak and use to be such good friends Ah, I'm gonna be like okay time to go gotta go and streets is like yeah, what's the problem? Why are there a problem? Fend me now time for the problem. Yeah

Monique's like it's time for my podcast. I gotta record my podcast Those essential oils don't sell themselves, ladies, all right? I'm very excited by the way. There's a new show in Netflix that's called Unwell. And the first episode is about essential oils. And I think it's gonna be basically like, oh yeah, this is the truth about essential oils or maybe it won't be, but I thought of Monique. Yeah, I saw the previews for that show and the little clip they saw on Netflix, you know

how Netflix forces you to watch a stupid clip, even though you don't want to. Yeah. I usually mute it, but I couldn't reach a remote, probably because I was pondering the mac and cheese. Anyway, it said, um, I was drinking lemon water for a real, and I was like, oh my god, I got to watch this show. I want to know about lemon water. That's so you'll want to foster. Does it heal everything? Does it make me thin?

Tell me about lemon water! I'm excited. Yeah, I think that's episode three. I looked at the episode descriptions by the next you watch it because, you know, we have the podcast. So anyway, but that's something out there, perhaps. I'm sure you'll watch it before I watch it, and then I'm excited to hear what you have to say about it.

Okay, lemon water, and I'll be all the thing. With Kai. Remember when I was so fat the other day? Well, lemon water, ladies. Well, the show's called Unwell, so I think it's basically tearing down all these trends. It's probably funded by the medical industry to get you to stop healing yourself at home. There.

There are a few terms. Let me tell you something. OK, your scientists can be just as easily paid off as a politician. Even those scientists do have principles and aren't running for public office, but that's what I'm saying, OK? So Sharice is like, well, you certainly

had a lot to talk about when it came to Candace. So that's the thing, Monique. And Monique's like, fuck off, she just leaves. And then downstairs Candice is like, I'm just not crying about this. Okay, it's just, I mean, she's on some other shit that one. As she rifles through her bag, pulling out her trusty square napkin

to block her eyes with not gonna cry about this. I'm not gonna cry about Shasha. Did you consider your friendship real and close? I'm sorry, I really don't wanna see you cry. She's like, well, I never thought you'd be sitting here with your lactating breasts making me feel better and I appreciate that. So then back upstairs, Shasha's like,

I had no idea why Monika's upset. Maybe she just doesn't understand. S-thaa-thaa! Damn it, addictive! Well, she said she had to go to a podcast. Oh, Karen! Karen! Karen! Karen! Karen! The baby's like,

Karen! Karen! Well, it started with me apologizing to you, which is one sided because we both have things to apologize for. I will not apologize for saying you're like Taling Press because it's true. Why are we only addressing what I need to apologize for? And she's like, well, you want to just talk now?

I mean, we are in a park bench. We're about as well. So, no, I think we should find another time, Ashley. Yeah, she's like, well, you know what? That's okay, you know what? Cause your actions speak louder than words and sitting here up close with you for the first time in months, I can really see the scars of your mother's pocketbook on your eyes. And I understand that you've been through a lot of pain.

So, yes, I appreciate this. So then upstairs just feels like, well, so you you all have you have no idea why you're not friends to reason she's like Well, no, she's like so you have heard nothing from her friends and she goes well I didn't know that she even had any friends Oh, but Thathaburn Thathaburn Burnburn Well, the Fallout coincides are with the rumors that broke about Monique and her trainer The Fallout coincides with the rumors that broke about Monique and her trainer

reenacting too close for comfort or something like that. I don't know if it's the trainer or the side piece or the screwing buddy. I don't know whatever Shasha said. It's like, oh so you've done nothing, you know nothing you've done nothing. It's like what? I haven't even seen her. You don't have to see her too, I've done something. So she's like, I have no idea why she and I don't talk. And Karen's like, well, hmm. I want some of my food. That brings us to the end of the real housewives of Potomac. So good. I'd like to thank our special guest, the Duck, for appearing today, made my life.

Everybody, we will be back. We will be back. We will be back. We will be back. Thank you for making this a really strange hour for us. Thank you, Craig, in a cup. For everything you've done for us. We'll be back tomorrow with Bologdeck, C.Santi and Malia.

Get their asses hand, to them,, probably. And then Wednesday is selling sunset. Go check out our interview with Christine from that show if you're into it. And go get your masks, support each other, love each other, take care of each other. And we love you. We'll talk to you next time. Hi everyone.

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