Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Sprung

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns. Ashley has left Michael (kind of), Karen throws a Spring Party, and Wendy goes into business with one of the biggest single wicks of all time. This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It is real housewives of Plotonic Day, holler! Holler, so glad to have this show back. Oh, one of the best on Bravo for sure. They're back in all lives, and they're already messy as hell all over the internet being, well, Twitter, at least, being just messy as hell. And I love it. There was a big story this week that broke Mia. We'll talk about it.

I'll take a seat later. But Mia's family stole all their money. Gordon's brother stole all their money. So she's poor now, which I can't believe we're not getting on camera. And then she's accusing one of the new friends of her husband of spousal abuse, and then they're all fighting about that. I mean, this show's gonna be lit.

This is gonna be a crazy season. So I'm super excited. This is a cast that knows the assignment. Like they get the assignment, they understand it. They get in a way that other cast don't and to see them back on the air, it's just, it's so wonderful. This is a big, huge cast and all of them do great work.

You know, it took a while for them to get every cast member for this episode, which is probably why I was like a super sized season premiere, but like they all, they all just bring their A game. They really do. Even Robin, Robin sort of like always kind of boring, you know, but like her A game is being the boring one.

Like that is her role, you know, they all do a good job. And I'm just so happy to have them back. I was also so intrigued by the artistic choices that this show went for. intrigued by the artistic choices that this show went for. It reminded me of that one season of real housewives of Orange County where before every scene they would show like waves crashing or a beach and it would just be quiet and then the music would come in. It was sort of like a strange big little lies thing and for now for Patulmac what they're doing, because they're showing flowers or bumblebees or grass or deer and it looks pretty and it goes boom, and then it gets sad

and it looks like everything dies on the screen. Yeah, they're doing their big spring episode. So it's like wow, it's spring, that's the theme. But look how we can kill spring. Don't know. Like here's a flower, boom, a we can kill spring. Don't know. Like, here's a flower, boom, a sneaker just stepped on the flower. That was all. That was the part when they showed the beautiful flowers

and then they showed them slowly dying. It was like, what for? PA had to sit out there and time lapse that shit. I know. They were definitely trying to be like, look, everything looks wonderful, but there's there's rats underneath. I was like no, it looks like there's rot on the surface. Yeah, nothing looks perfect at all. Yeah. So we opened with sweet choir sounds, some hints of Salt Lake City and we see the cherry blossoms and the flowers blooming and then a homeless person just taking a poo on the flowers. And you're like, wait a minute.

And then the music comes in and it's like, and we see Karen and Jacelle walking down the street together. I mean, you see this cast makes an effort. They're like, okay, we'll just have Karen and Jacelle be friends right now. That will be fun. Why not? Well, because it's an, it's, you know, it has to alternate. One season premiere, they are friends, and the next season premiere, they're not talking to each other,

and they have to go through like, hoops to make apologies to each other. So this is what, this is a, they're starting the season as friends cycle, which is good. They get it. Again, like every other season you have a few, you cannot have a few two seasons in a row

So Karen's like well look at this it took cherry blossoms to get us to have a moment here in beautiful So accounting USA. It's like this is the United States Capitol So accounting like I said and Karen The season is going to be playing a Louis Vuitton knockoff detective who fishes. I'm not really sure what this outfit is, but it's like a crazy LV knockoff jumpsuit with the matching fisherman hat. So I thought it was more like a burberry. I thought it was like a burberry,

like a burberry on burberry on burberry, but again, I'm not a fashion man. Neither one of us would fucking know. I'm just guessing that we go with Burberry. It's down the line. Is that Laura Ashley that she's wearing? It's definitely not Laura Ashley. I just say Louis Vuitton because it's brown.

So everything brown, I'm like, oh, the Louis color. Either way, she's matching the top and the shirt. And she's got that kind of like a bucket hat kind of thing going on And she does look like an old-timey detective like I was expecting her to pull out a Magnifying glass and look for footprints. Yes, and so they're just joking with each other and just like you know You love me and Karen's like I didn't say it in love you No, I just had all the draw a stop if you fuck with me

Well in my ass tastes good though I just said, I'll eat your ass up if you fuck with me. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Well, no, they say that Ashley is going to be joining them. And then we see that she's been doing a lot of TikToks lately. And Karen's like, well, I think that's her therapy. She did tell her she's getting divorced, right? I got so many questions like, how did we get there? How did they want to getting divorced? And she's like, we're talking about Michael Darby. Ah, I don't think that's a big question. That's how they got there.

Yeah. And, you know, duh. Like we've seen since season one, what a piece of shit he is. And we knew that Ashley was just waiting for that five years of their prenup to be up. I mean, she basically said that. She's like,

Well, then I want a second one. We need to have these kids hurry. So, we keep thinking back. There's like season one, which I think is very fitting, because Jacelle's wig is definitely a throwback to season one. What's happening with Jacelle? How is she going backwards with wigs and hair piece?

Wait, in her interviews or in the, uh, at the picnic? I don't know, but I put Jacelle's sad wig is a throwback to season one. Just a general comment. Yeah. It's like, it's like, lopsided or something. So she's like, you know, I'm not shocked at because Ashley told me, but Michael has been in those hotels doing his thing, but I love my girl. So then Robin comes as a red head, a violet head, kind of a violet headed. Like a choice, like a mar maroon like a maroon head

Yeah, Robin's very like I'm not boring this year look off of violet head It doesn't really Work it doesn't really help go back go back Robin. I need last season Robin hair. I left her hair last season She's like excuse me may I join you ladies? And they're like oh hi Robin nah and Robin's like, excuse me, may I join you ladies? And they're like, Oh, hi, Robin, nah. And Robin's like, is it this crazy? We live here? And this is like your North backyard. I'm like, Robin, you live like two hours away. I think it's your backyard because that's, yeah, it's like many freeways away from here,

Robin. Yeah, that's like me going to like Niagara Falls and be like isn't this crazy? I mean I'm from suburban New York and Niagara Falls is basically my backyard. It's like that's a full eight hours away It was like crazy. I live here like Ronnie you're in Paris. Oh Well, I'm on earth. I meant earth. We are both on earth. Paris is on Paris is on. So Karen's like, look at us all getting along. So Ashley finally comes and say, hi guys, and we're E-leaves and hugs all around. And it's been two months since they've seen each other. And Karen goes, oh, yes, since that branch. Well, I didn't know just that was trying to choke me in that photo though. No, I think that's hilarious.

And she says, as well, you know, right? Chokes you all the time at night. Ah, I just leave my ray, ray alone. You know, with Ray, like, you know, he's there, like, how Ray is doing. And she goes, well, you know, we keep him young. Cause you know, here I am. I'm 17 years younger than him. And she's like, last time we talked it was two years ago,

you were 14 years younger than him. Ma. The years keep changing. I'm just like, no, that's not me with a math problem. I think you mean me. And just I was like, yeah, what's with me? I'm confused with me on a hundred levels. me. She's like, I'm confused with me on a hundred levels. And Robin's like, yo, what's the activity with me on social media with her health? So now we see me as social media posts. And it says, it's like her like posing. And she's like, same time last week, Dr. Call that 730 in the morning, saying, yeah, I'm so sorry, but your test results came back. And I need you to go to John's

Hopkins Center today, the cancer center today for further evaluation. And also she said she's so dramatic because she goes, they knocked her call at 7.31 a.m. Oh, okay, it was 7.31. The low deck time keepers were present. So Ashley's like, well, wait, I mean, I thought she said explicitly that she had cancer. Oh my God, Lisa Rinna not tattooing on Kathy gave her cancer by proxy. So Rob was like, well, I reached out to her and I texted praying for you. Well, it was really just an emoji and I actually meant it for one, but it counted still. So then me posted then today, that's it. I'm saying so many of you reached out to check in, I want to let you know that I am okay.

I mean, each day comes with new challenges. So like, for instance, like when you have a sign on the wrong part of a desk at the joint counter-practic, so far, no cancer, although I'm still undergoing casting and will surgically remove the two lumps from my ampzy. And Robin's like, well, I mean, I'm sick, I'm still undergoing casting and will surgically remove the two loves her, and I am seeing. And Robyn's like, well, I mean, I'm sick, I'm not sick, I'm sick, I'm not sick, that's not something to play around with. It feels very attention seeking to me. And asks, he's like, yeah, that's what I thought too.

And so Karen says, oh, so you girls, you're just out of concern, right? And she's like, who plays with cancer? Rah. Yeah, Robyn's like, you don't put the big C word out there unless you're serious about it. And Ashley is like, I'm fine to ride with it, but like, don't tell me I'm on the wrong train. Yeah. And so they basically all think this is super weird. And Karen says, well, you're saying her means of communication is weird, but that is

little judgment just out. And I agree that it's different, but we have to hear it out. And that's a very important line because later it says, like, you agreed that it was weird. And Karen is very careful to avoid it to not get me after her ass. The semantics are a big thing this episode because there is Karen saying it's weird, there's Ashley saying whether or not their divorce have separated, there's all sorts of arguments that come down to a very specific word usage.

But I love that this, sorry, I love that this show just says it. They're like, yeah, it seems attention-seeking to me, straight up, you know? We're on the other shows where we've seen this, like says it. They're like, yeah, it seems attention seeking to me straight up. We're on the other shows where we've seen this. Orange County is like, I'm having my friend who's a psycho console. Let's see what the S is saying.

It's like, oh, I think your friend's boyfriend might be faking cancer. I can't believe a psycho said that. What? But also thank God for that because that is such a hilarious thing that we all live through. Yeah, but Potomac doesn't fuck around. It's like the episode, the very priceless episode. Yeah.

Yeah. So Karen's, so yeah, Karen's like, well, I don't play with fake announcements about your health and I don't believe that that's what it is. And I hope it's not a cry for attention because you know who cries out for attention Rain Bad because we have an act of sex life And Karen's like well personally I would not have gotten an Instagram. I would have gotten to Jesus Well, I was just me. That's what I do my pray. Oh, please you're on Instagram all the fucking time just me. That's what I do. My pray. Oh, please, you're on Instagram all the fucking time. You probably pray on Instagram. Well, I

would go to Jesus on Instagram. I would pray that Jesus on the grab live. Well, before I pray, it would actually just gossip with my friends on the church blossoms, but then I would pray afterwards. So it just like Ashley, we've been very concerned with you. I shared you're getting divorced. Yeah, and Ashley says this is also important later. She goes, it's true. So just for this fight coming up later, that's important. So Rob is like, I'm so sorry. I'm scared. Well, how do you go to that direction? I mean, you just had a baby.

And I was just like, well, I don't drink. And I'm like, just like, well, so you're moving in different directions, because now you don't drink. And the whole time you were drinking, it comes down to drinking. And she's like, well, that's actually just like one example. We're not as sexually compatible anymore.

And it's been like for months now when I realized he's a creepy old man, which made it very sexually incompatible for me. And we had an incident in Miami where there's like a lady who's interested in me and Michael's interested in that situation. And I didn't want to. Yeah, absolutely. You got to love Ashley. Well, I stopped drinking.

So now you're not compatible because you're not drinking. Have you seen Michael? Yes, she's not gonna want to fuck Michael She can't get drunk and then she finally decided because she wanted to fuck a girl in Miami He didn't want him to be part of the threesome love it Love it. Yeah, so Rob's like oh, I thought that was old news. Hey, by the way, have we talked about me getting married to one? so news. Hey, by the way, have we talked about me getting married to one? So, so, uh, Jacelle is like, so he wanted the three some on. You didn't want it, so it didn't, you didn't want

to be with you anymore. And she's like, no, no, no, it's just that more like we've been drifting apart, you know, ever since we got married, um, there was a prenup, the last five years, and then there was a baby step to lead it, and there was a pandemic. So anyway, so now that we're finally able to do this, I'm gonna say we drifted apart. I actually so full of shit and I love it. She goes, well after having theme, I told him I wanted monogamy. I was like, okay, Ashley, yes, we're all feeling for you that your husband didn't want to be monogamous. You literally just told the story about how you wanted to threesome, but not with him. I mean, come on, Ash. I thought that story was that

actually he wants a threesome and she didn't want to have a threesome. No, she wanted, well, she wanted to choose some with a girl. She wanted to just have sex with the girl, but Michael wanted to join. And she was like, no, I don't want a threesome with my husband. So, either way, I mean, it's clear, like you said before, it's clear waiting for the prenup to run out and then, oops, there's another baby. So now, finally, everything is done, pandemic is done, baby has been had. It's like, okay, time to cut the cord. So Karen's like, well, clarification. Oh, you was separating?

Deloreshing. And she said, well, you have to be separated for a year of Virginia. So we're separated. But also he's been so caring. Like we've been looking at houses. My budget is low, but he's like, look at these houses. And they're, you know, a bigger budget.

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It's like that's where you draw your line with Juan. So Karen talks about divorce getting ugly and she has and he's going to start pulling bones out of your closet. So make sure you throw the host skeleton at him because they don't play fair in a divorce. Yeah. So Ashley feels she basically feels like, oh, it's gonna be amicable. Everything's gonna be fine, but she is afraid that he could become vengeful, that that is something she's like real. It's like Ashley, do you hear what you're saying?

Of course he's gonna become vengeful. Of course he will. Last time we saw him, he was sitting on the edge of a volcano crying about a ring. Okay. Okay. So Karen goes, well, this year is about springing forward, just like day they're saving time. So we're going to spring into spring and spring into new relationships and spring into

relationship, spring into whatever the hell you want to spring into. The point is, I needed a theme for a party and this is the best I could come up with. Because it's spring. And just else like, well, I got new singing telegram as an invitation. There's no opera singer, no dead butterfly. What's happening to you? Wow. She was fine.

Spring and the spring. Not to damn invitation. So then we go over to our happy couple, Candace and Chris, going to a doctor's appointment. Yeah, my favorite thing on Bravo, the doctor's appointment. For an A&B baby doctor's appointment, your favorite thing. Also called it. So they called it. Yeah.

So they go in, they meet up with this fertility doctor and Candace is going to be free, wants to free some eggs and everything. And so the producers are like, well, why do you want to freeze? Why is the, why have you decided now is the time to freeze your eggs? Which I think is such a funny thing to ask someone. I think it's kind of like, like, oh, there's a biological clock. Sir, so she's basically like, I need to do it now. Otherwise, I'm only going to have two eggs left and no kids. Yeah. And the doctor's like, well, you know, you're gonna need to do two

weeks of injections. And Chris goes, yeah, yeah, where does that go? Where's that? Where's the injection scope? She's like the fat layer. Gus, well, yeah, there's a bunch of them right there. It's like, are you just trying to already be the villain? How much do you hate your life right now, Chris? Okay? It's your first scene. Yeah. And so Candice is sort of, you know, she's getting kind of prickly with Chris because the

injections are going to require, the injections have to be on a schedule. Once they start, they have to be on a schedule. And she's like, well, you can't do that, Chris, with the schedule that you currently have. And he goes, oh, here we go again. And she's like, well, I just would like for you to have a consistent schedule when you're always off the same day is the same, you're always off on the same days every week. And he's like, ah, I consistently have two days off. And she's like, no, you don't consistently have two days off. I'm like, oh, God, they're having a two days off argument.

Yeah. Say, love fighting in front of people. You know, she's like, no, you don't consistently have two days off. I'm like, oh God, they're having a two days off argument. Yes, they love fighting in front of people. You know, she's like, hey, where's the worst place we could fight in front of the doctor? How about that? Love the fight in front of the doctor. So they start that, but also she's bitching about his schedule. You're a real housewife, independent music artist, and you're traveling all over the country.

What the fuck are you complaining about? So she talks about how Chris was working from home during the pandemic, and you're traveling all over the country. What the fuck are you complaining about? So she talks about how Chris was working from home during the pandemic, but now he's working as a full-time manager. Gross. Yeah, at a restaurant in the hotel, Washington, and she's really struggling with his new life.

So the doctor's like, hmm, wow, well, this has been fascinating. So do you want to get your lab work done? Cause that'll help with his new life. So the doctor's like, hmm, wow, well, this has been fascinating. So do you want to get your lab work done? Cause that'll help with the dosing. Yeah, this is not fucking therapy. And she's like, well, I'm ready to get pregnant every Wednesday. And then Thursdays at 10 p.m.

I'm like, I want to go on tour and do five million other things. So I just don't know. So in the car ride on the way home, fight time, cause it's Candace and Chris, right? So she's's like I'm hungry. He goes why I'm hungry too So it's making me cranky. She's well. I'm hungry and I'm not cranky and he's like you just hit me right now What do you do that was a love tap that was a love tap? Okay, that was it and honestly if you had consistent days off you might understand the differences between my taps at this point

Okay, and she's like have I helped you with my injections? I don't know if I trust you to do it. I need you to be on board. I also don't love your work-life balance. I'm just going to give it all out to you right now. These are the things I don't like about you. And he's like, I'm working on that. And she's like, no, your schedule is never the same.

And I think about it about what it even looked like to have a child running around because you don't even have a consistent time when you're coming home from the restaurant that you manage. And I'd say I'm thinking the same thing that you said, which is like, you're here talking about how you're going to re-release your album and you want to go on tour with Faith Evans. Well, everybody gives Chris shit for living off of Candace's money. But Chris gets a job and now she's mad that he's not staying around living off of her money because she wants that She wants like a personal assistant husband to stay home and raise the kids, right?

Yeah, so she's like well, you need to get oh, oh, he's like well, guess what? Lives not consistent so you need to get over that mindset Like I'm not in charge and if they book a vet for 200 fucking people the fucking might supposed to do about it It's like yes, sounds like a great father. Also, don't you already have his kids running around? Don't they come live with them some of the time? Oh yeah, you do know what it's like. Just if you cut me one more time and he's like,

you don't listen to that pisses me off. And it came to say, well me listening is not the problem. I hear what you're saying. And what you're saying is not consistent, okay? Because that's my whole thing consistency And he's like so you don't care. I don't care because you're not wait for it Consistent there. You're not fucking consistent. She hates cursing don't forget. She's like oh my god I can't believe your curse. I can't believe your fucking cursing at me fucking Chris

So then she starts flicking on their phone. They're still miserable you two two kids. Yeah, the least you're consistent. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wundery's new podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent tick-tock of Selena talking about her

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Then it's commercial. So then there's wedding music and then the wedding music's like, and we're at true food. I'm not a bad dad. Speaking of cherry blossomsossom's blossoming and then dying on the vine, it's a Robin relationship scene. With an added bonus of,

shusha, so Robin walks up and there's when Shree's comes in, they hug and she's like, wow. It's a, wow Robin, I love the color. And she's like, thanks, I just sold myoon thing on my head. Oh, well, guess what? In case you didn't know from every single time

I say it ever single season, I've known Sherees the longest out of everyone. Yeah, we were passed by wife together because one was on the team and Sherees was with the coach. So I've known her and everyone knows Sherees in the original Grand dom title belongs her And Sherees is so Sherees. I love it. She's like I love the color you'll see at least you chase your hair color With you get bored some people that big a boob look at these they're too big

Too big there's not even a letter for them now Seriously, it's not even a letter for them now. Seriously, there's not even a letter for these boobs. So they order and Robin asked her about her love life. And Shreece is like, love life, honey, you don't want them to know about that. Since I've been on the market, I've dated two or the half people. I have more of a sexual relationship with myself.

Yeah, I'm dating two and a half people, two men and just a set of legs. It's very morbid, but I kind of get off on it. So Shariz asked about the date with Juan and then we see clips of Robin and Juan's flakiness on like all the way back to 1982. It's like, wow, the storyline is still going. I know.

And Kashasha's like, so when's the big day? And guess what? There's no date and no plans. And the future's like, are you even going to get married anymore? And Rob is like, well, I believe we should be married. So what was the question? And it's like, oh my god, even Robyn's bored of this. She's like falling asleep in her diary room. And there's only one way to make

Robin and Wands perpetual wedding plans more boring. To enter into the prenup, just prenup discussion. Like, oh, God, is this going to be this, is this going to be their arc is getting a prenup this season? I can't I don't I can't deal with prenup storylines anymore They're going into the onto that list of things I don't care about So she's yeah, she says she wants to ask Robin She must ask one for a prenup and she's just like Did you find the one and she says well at the first time I did Because I'm the breadwinner and if the revolts the roles are reversed

So I hope he doesn't take it the wrong way But I don't believe that the person who makes less money should automatically get that half of the money I mean they didn't earn that half It's like well did you earn the half that you gave to that dude who swaddled you guys out of all your money? Yes, that's kind of a big one at this place. I would be a big point in my argument if I was one I That's kind of a big one. It's this one. That would be a big point in my argument if I was one. I just feel like, wow, not only are we going through a prenup storyline, but you kind of already have the answer to it.

The prenup storyline is always, oh, wow, will they get offended if I asked for a prenup? And it's like, you guys have already had a prenup. There's no mystery here whatsoever. It's even more boring version than the boring storyline that already exists. Yeah, because I do think of that money that was swindled, but I also think, yeah, if she signed one, then he should sign one too.

Yeah, I mean, just like, there's no, I feel like there's no mystery here. Oh, God, we're gonna make a city this. They're trying to make it seem like, oh, maybe he'll get upset, you know But she's who is living very high on the hog because of the half that she got out of her divorce is like Are you theory if you don't think I've been earned that half and Robyn's like no, you didn't earn that half Which how dare you ma'am? I mean didn't she raise man's children if I give him children and raise that man's children?

Does she have children? Shasha, yeah, I mean, like, did Shasha not throw crabboils? Did she not build a champagne room? What, I mean, how did she not earn that half? Well, that half was. Did she not organize a champagne room once? Yeah, that champagne room was built with that. But But Robins like, no, you didn't. And Teresa is like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm entitled to half. And she's like,

well, but if I'm the breadwinner, do you think he's entitled to half? And then Teresa is like, uh, yeah, if I do support my own arguments, like you do not, you just say that. Um, so then they start gossiping about Ashian Michael. He's like, you do not, you're just saying that. So then they start gossiping about Ashley and Michael. They're like, let's talk about something more interesting. Ashley and Michael are getting divorced. And so, but then they also are talking about how they're looking for houses together and Shasha's like, oh my God.

You know, I don't believe this. They tend to have these stories and I think she just wants a little tension from you guys. You guys are not giving her enough attention. You know whose fault this is? Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj told her she didn't have a storyline. So now here you go.

This is your report, you're so Nicki Minaj. And Robin's like, she gets enough attention from her TikToks. So then we see the flowers. This is the real thing where we see the flowers blooming and then dying slowly. And it's for Mia's scene, which wow, these editors really had some psychic abilities on this editing day.

Yeah. This Mia scene was very important to me because we had the surprise resurrection of the Salt Lake City, yeah, yeah, yeah, song because Mia's's in a she's in a house now and she goes she's like, cast what I've moved to Patomic and then we hear yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, by the way, when I said the flower is dying on the vine, I didn't mean the cancer. I meant the going broke this week, by the way. Oh, that was really dark. I didn't mean it. I thought it was just sort of like a general metaphor about how Mia always like says, these things. And then it turns out she says, Oh, I may have been wrong about that. Oh, I think I may have misinterpret. It's always like I want with the end of the year. So like look at these cherry blossoms,

just kidding, they're dead. So me is like, so I have moon upon tomac. And she's loving it because my kids go outside and they go in a circle. And I'm almost straight from my good friend Karen, we're neighbors and we are just renting, but I still tweaked that. I spent north of 65 grand. Maybe we should double check her friend who stole the money. Maybe it was just Mia spending

$65,000 on home improvements on a rental. So All the like her whole family and friend they all come over. They're having like a big gather and her mom is there And she says that things are still sort of like a rollercoaster ride with her mom But they're gonna make it work and her mom's asking like hey, have you heard anything for have you heard anything yet? I mean it was for She's like like, hey, have you heard anything, have you heard anything yet? And he goes, four. She's like, cancer, anything. And she's like, oh, yeah, I have a disease. And they've rolled out that it's not in my lungs.

So she has lumps, which is definitely very scary. And she's going through testing. But there's no, no, no, she has what? She said she has lumps. She has lumps, testing, but there's no reason. So she has what? She said she has lumps. She has lumps, which is why there's, oh, I thought she said, so I have a disease, but they have to rule out it that it's not in my lungs. She did say that, but then she also said that she had lumps.

Okay, so she's waiting for biopsy results on that. Yeah. So she's like, well, I do have two stitches from a biopsy, so they have to remove the stitches. And her mom's like, oh, okay. So that's the news. Think about what? Okay, let's just, I will ask.

So then Karen and Ray show up. And he comes up, Ray, Ray, stop. Stop, stop walking. You walk, come on, stop, stop. Okay, I forgot to zip my pants up. Oh, look, I just noticed they're not zipped. Ooh, wild and wacky. Okay, I zip them up now and Ray's like,

oh, okay. Ray's dressed like Indiana Jones for some reason, by the way. Yeah, they're both having a very like, are they on safari or are they detectives? Like that's the theme. So me is like, oh my god, you know, orange, yellow, welcome home. Did you guys walk in the circle? I can't love it. Here's like, we had so much fun. I just kept up my hands. Don't tell anybody.

I'm working, Karen. Yeah. And they're talking about, I guess like, because I guess they're talking about, I guess like, they're talking about like Cosmic Surgery. I don't know, I forget did Mia maybe get her boobs done or Karen or whatever, but Rays saying how it does not into, right, Shed of Lifton. So Rays saying he doesn't like that kind of stuff. And Karen tells us, yes, Tiff and Fee have been lifted with a smile on their face.

It's all natural all me. And I was able to take a fat deposit and move it forward and sit it up and still sort of sagging a little bit. So we just put in a little, little small bottle of ladam under the one the left breast and now everything looks great. So then she sees the mom and the mom's wearing ladam. She's so excited to see Karen's

that guess what I'm wearing. And so Karen's saying everyone's so gorgeous. And then she's like, tell me a little bit of something about me. Like she's a stake entertainer with her boobs. No, no, no, something else, something new, something fresh. So Karen is then pulling, so Karen's like, okay, that was a strange moment and let's move forward from it. So let's go talk somewhere else.

So she pulls me away. That was a strange moment and let's move forward from it. So let's go talk to some rails. So she pulls me away. Let's go somewhere your family isn't. So I don't have to get any more awkward responses to questions. I don't really feel like yes, ending this moment. So let's just go talk to some rails. So she Karen pulls it to another area and she's like, thank you so much for letting me in.

I was seriously worried about you So tell me what do you need for what? For the cancer someone has cancer you What do I have oh All right, oh I'm good. I think and Karen's like well you're the first post not listen as a girlfriend I have to tell you because you're all first post, scared me, and I'll be honest, it's a John Cancer Award. John Hopkins, can't you? That's what they said. And me is like well I remember crying with Jacqueline my best friend and she said you know what you should really be honest on your highlight, we all. That's what social is. It's like honesty on a highlight, we all.

Am I right? Yeah, and Karen's like, well, I would have taken a different approach because there will be naysayers, especially in all girlfriend circle, because it doesn't matter when you think here. It's not their life. Yeah, but that would be naysayers about what?

About your illness, You're like, yeah, but that would be Nasez about what? About your illness, I feel fine, but okay, I'm not going to do this with you anymore, me. So then if anybody is wondering where our deer shot is of the episode, okay, they give us the most incredible deer shot. It's this deer eating and that's super close up to the deer's face. And it's like eating a slow motion. And they just leave it there. It's like, well, thank you, editors. I feel like there's a personal gift every time I see something like that. I think so, but it still goes boom. And I'm like, did the deer just get run over? I mean, is the deer eating a baby? Like, what's happening?

just get run over. I mean, is it dear eating a baby? Like what's happening? So here we are at bar one. Where have I heard that name before? And before you even have a moment to say, wait a second, is that the bar one? Like Peter's bar one, we see Wendy walk up, why? I have a meeting with Peter, Mr. Thomas, hello. And he's like, he's like, hey, I got Gavanshi tea. I want to go on a Gavanshi day. Sit down, sit down, I'm much money you bring. How much money you bring? How much money you've got on you right now? That's right, that's right.

All right, she can have a cup of something. What you want? Yeah, because she's like, can I have a water first? Yeah, yeah, you can. So when he's like, so the last time I was here, you know, you know, we were introduced to each other. And then I was like, I want to do a Nigerian lounge. And what did you say? What did you say? You said, I'll do it with you. I don't know. I don't know. What's your name? What's your name again?

You're pregnant, right? No, I'm not pregnant. You said I'll do it with you. You said I'll do the Nigerian lounge with you. And wow, of course, you copped her drunk one night with the club. He's like, oh, Nigerian lounge? Sounds great.

I'll do that with you. And then, the way the other person who actually shows up. And it's like, we're doing that right? And she's like, she's saying how her life is okay, Ata, because she wakes up. She gets to get to school. She focuses on her lessons for her professor, for being a professor. And she looks over orders for only on Ye home essentials. And then she has speaking engagements. And then she has an upcoming book.

She just lacks the opportunity to say no to opportunities. I'm like, well, I don't know if working with Peter is I would consider that an opportunity as more of a trap, hit fall, thing you shouldn't do. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, you know, I have no knowledge of the hospitality business,

but I do take notes. It's like, can you, how you're gonna need more than that to run a fucking restaurant bar, Wendy. I hope those notes involve, I hope those notes and that research involves watching documentaries like, how did I get swindled or something like that, you know? Yeah, I think, going into the hospitality industry

without any knowledge of the hospitality industry with someone like Peter, I'm like, be careful. Yeah, and she's like, well, he had success in his business in Tefas, and I did not approach Mr. Peter. Mr. Peter, over my conversation, and wanted to be part of it, so let the history books note that.

Oh my God, and you said yes. What do you want the history to note here? This is terrible when be okay? This is terrible then you're this is worse than your single wick, okay? Yeah, she's like I want to use my expertise in education in the lounge like maybe it can be a library with books With all black authors and we can open up to kids from two to four people's like oh Listen even I'm beautiful Thomas And even I can tell you, it doesn't work like that. Okay. I have a lot of bad ideas, but that one, that one's pretty

bad. Even I got to say, I mean, I'm the one who came up, Peter's brew, okay? Now listen, I was two years old in the bar, so I can see that, but ain't no two a year old want to read in the bar, okay? So he's like, now look, I will put up, I've got to put up my, I think this is a good idea. I'm gonna put up my money. I will totally put up my money, but maybe you should put in your money first, okay? Maybe you should do that.

I was like, this could not sound like more of a scam. Like that's, isn't this a classic scam thing? Like, I'll put in my money, and then you put in your money, and then we'll have it. Just deposit your money to this bank account. It'll be totally fine. And he's saying that out of 100%, she'll get 20%. And he's found to place in Harper Point,

probably the best zip code in Maryland, but it's gonna cost 1.5 million. So if you buy 20%, that's $300,000 and she's like, uh, what? She's like, I would need my husband to side off on that amount. Yeah, you're going to need your husband to sign off on you investing in a restaurant windy with Peter Thomas. And Peter's like, well, you won't see it with turn for the first 18 to 20 months, but that vision that we talk about, I mean, you're talking about $8 million a year, but I mean, the net is 25% and then you only get 20%. So I crunched the numbers, Ronnie, that 25, 20%, of 25% of $8 million is $400,000.

So she would not get $400,000 until about two years later So and then half that goes to taxes so in two years She will have recouped two thirds of that $300,000 and probably by then the restaurant will be closed because restaurants close quickly so to me I would say pass pass Adina as Kyle's family says So Eddie doesn't want any part of this right and then we see a clip of Eddie being So Eddie doesn't want any part of this, right? And then we see a clip of Eddie being like, I don't want any part of this. So Wendy says, he doesn't like that I can't manage what's already going on in my life.

So he doesn't want to invest with no guaranteed results. And Peter goes, well, you better convince him. You better put it on tonight, baby. Oh, fucking Peter. And then someone on this show starts dating Peter, I came out with this show. Isn't it Jacelle? Isn't Jacelle's start to, I don't know.

He's such a leech, it's crazy. So now Ashley goes over to Uncle Lump's house. I love Uncle Lump, because he's like the only one who I can talk sense to Ashley. She doesn't listen, but I just love when he kind of, I love that he hates Michael so much, and I love when he kind of gives Ashley some real deal advice. So Ashley's talking about how, oh wow,

she has a renewed relationship with her family. Now that Michael's not there, and because now he was kind of like tearing everything apart. So she's really happy about that, and she goes over there, and because now he was kind of like tearing everything apart. So she's really happy about that and she goes over there and she starts telling Uncle Lump and Aunt Monica and her mom that she and Michael are planning on getting a house together and they're all just looking

at her like, so who wants to be the first one to start? Who wants to do this? Who wants to speak first? Yeah, to say, who wants to speak first? Yeah, and she's like, well, the prenup said just to Alamoney, but the prenup's not valid anymore because we made it over that five-year hump. So, I'm not going to say how much you made, but I'll say it is really well. And the producer asked her how much she would need to live, and she goes,

I don't know, I don't pay for anything. So now they're like, dude, this isn't gonna be your house. And she's like, well, it's gonna be in the LLC. And then my name is on the LLC. And love's like, what the fuck, kind of lie for you living? What are you doing? Are you getting into force or creating a candle business?

Like what the hell? And she hasn't even hired a lawyer yet, By the way, and then he's like, oh my God. And she's like, well, no, I've like made it very clear that I'm like just starting the process right now. And I don't know the answers right now. And he's like, okay, well, that's why you speak to a lawyer. You need to speak to someone who's legally experienced. So you don't want to be a position where this guy is pulling all the strings for your future. You need a lawyer. She's like, got it. Skip the lawyer and just sign all that little dotted lines.

Wow. Actually, you idiot. And your friends with so many people who are married or have been married to rich men. Like, you give them time, he's going to be like, okay, why don't we just not do anything and you just move into this house. And then he's got his time to invest all of his money and shit you're not involved in and hide that money. Stop!

Stop it. Yeah, yeah. It's like just speak to Eddie for crying out loud. I'm sure there's someone in his firm who could help out or you know someone. God, get someone. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. And we go over to Jacelle's house, which is looking a lot better than they did last year.

I mean, it's still Giselle's style, but notes built. It still definitely is like the East Coast version of the Winchester mystery house, but that's okay. That's Giselle's vibe. And she's like, yes, my new house. Look at that. So we have a circular driveway now. Wow.

We have a burglar. Yeah. And she's just inside and she's with her daughters, her wonderful daughters. And a box has arrived. So Karen has decided, I guess they shamed Karen into giving a better invitation than just singing on a picnic blanket. So Karen sent them all boxes of tacos

to celebrate springing and the spring. And this invitation that everyone they show everybody being terrified to open this invitation because it's from Karen, you know, and the kids are like, I don't want to open the box. So like, well, how many quinnis heads can there be? You know, we see an episode where the dead butterflies fell out of the box. And then we see the invitation. And it's such a caron font. It's very like Renaissance fair type. It's like the celebration of spring fun. Come with an open mind and open heart. If I go, I know you'll go wherever we go I'm asking all show no fits no fights no fused no egos amigos together through thick and through thin all

outer all-in is me and for you oh my god this is the song from Gypsy that's hilarious so why don't they mention that. She's basically during the Gypsy song, wherever we go, whatever we do, one guy, that go through it together. Um, together, where I'm going. That's amazing. It's like, wow, Karen, you outdid yourself, Karen. I know and got this, but me, but God, I loved it. I'll be there.

Is it really, was it really the, like a play on the lyrics of From Gypsy? Yes. Wow. That's funny. That's actually awesome, but she added like a taco, you know, frison to it. And in fact, there's actual tacos there,

and everyone's afraid of the tacos except for Rob and Rob is like, what? It's free food. So, cause like, who knows how long those tacos have been in there for, I would not eat tacos like him in a box like that, like, unexpected taco. I need to see the other ones like fresh tacos, right? Really weird.

I don't know how refrigerated those boxes have been. I don't know how long those tacos have been in there. Like, were they packed yesterday? Yeah, I don't know how refrigerated those boxes have been. I don't know how long those tacos have been in there. Like, were they packed yesterday? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what pulled the boxes out of like an ice pack delivery box, you know. So just I'll read the card and it says,

who brought this back to suit? So, um, Dr. Sondheim, how dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? I'm, uh, so, uh, yeah, the next invitation will be like, come to my spring is sprung party. We'll be serving greens, greens, nothing but greens. So, back to just Ellen, the kids, just how it's like, I don't know what spring is.

Bull gown. Do I wear a ball gown? This is very true. Chuck, right? And her kids like, oh my god, mom mom I thought we upgraded the wardrobe like what do you do in? Yeah, her twins are just like no mom this look no that is giving church no that's That's so boring and bland so she finally pulls out like a pattern jumps We'd be like I guess that'll we don't want to do this anymore So we're just gonna say yes that looks great So then just out face times roba to find out what she's gonna be wearing. And Robyn's like, oh my God, look at the twins,

you guys look so much more. Ah! And they kept it like, yeah, we've aged so much hearing about your wedding that we've actually, we've gained six years just listening to your storyline. So they laugh about the invitation and then we go to Karen at the party space and she's

like, look at this place. It's my time. It's like she's just going to do all of Gypsy. She's like, well, I have two titles for this party spring, fling, kick off because we're kicking off spring and the celebration of life because we're celebrating life that we made it to the pandemic. I also thought I was also thinking the party could also be called high tops and goat jacks because there will be high top tables in the New York and have a goat jack. So I don't know, it's very difficult deciding on the final name. Spring kick off celebration of life, not a pandemic, we can shake our ass off turning 59. Hello party. Shake our ass off turning 59. Hello, party. So it's like raining and it's thundering

and people are starting to arrive and people are talking, people are arriving more, people are talking more. There's past apps, there's shrimp that Jazelle really likes and any parents are talking about how she met. There's a woman named Jacqueline who looks like she's gonna be the new friend of we met her earlier when Karen starts talking about how she met. There's a woman named Jacqueline who looks like she's going to be the new, uh, friend of we met her earlier when Mia was talking about her.

She's a friend of Mia. So I, she seems like she might be a new friend of the season. They seem to be talking about her a lot. She's already gotten a lot of her friends. She's a friend of, she's the one that Mia is coming after on Twitter, uh, posting, uh, spousal abuse allegations and stuff. Oh, wow. So Karen is, we, we didn't mention, by the way, we didn't mention earlier in the episode.

That made me like a, in the flashback of me, I said, if anything happens to me, I told G, he can marry you. So I guess that deals off the table. So Karen's like, oh, I think of to New Mexico whenever I come here. Why? Tacos, why else? Yes, Tulumexico famously looks like Potomac Marilyn, but with Tacos, am I right? Oh, so then Karen's like, oh your kids are such great kids.

And she's like, yeah, they're growing. And I'm gonna cry because my kids are old. So let's talk shit about Ashley, okay? I don't think she's gonna get divorced. Some more think about it. I think she's just lying. And Karen's like, well, I don't think she wants a divorce. She's a small girl and she wants a house.

And Michael wants to stay in concrete city. So she's saying she's gonna leave unless she gets out. So she's getting a house. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she's learned how to play the game. And then we cut to Ashley arriving. You're talking about how smart Ashley is. And she's like, how do I get to some Brawler through the door? So Karen, she's like, yeah, she's so smart. She can walk through any doorway, I bet. Every single doorway, no matter what she's carrying, she could get through it. And then she's just talking about Ashley,

and then Ashley walks in and kind of like, oh, we were just talking about you. We were just talking about you right now, yes. So Ashley's like, oh, good. And she takes off her jacket. And she's like wearing a bikini top, basically. And we're like, whoa, Ashley. Well, we found a house, because in Arlington,

the housing market goes so fast, so we just had to make an offer. And Karen's like, in the LNC, she's like, yeah, with Michael. Karen says, this is no divorce, Ashley, come on. And she's like, yeah, you said you were getting a divorce, aah, and she says, well, I said we were separating. No, you said you were getting a divorce, aaha. Now I said that I was separating from Michael. And then we see a clip at the picnic of you're getting a divorcea. It's true.

She's like, no, I'm getting separated. And I said, I'm divorcing from the notion that we are saying together. And now we are going to be separating. I was like, no, wow. So she's like, you said divorce, singa. And Ash is like, so how can I divorce if I'm not separated? She's like, well, we all interpreted the voles, just how I interpret Tulum from the tackle right here. You don't buy homes with people your or divorce singa. Robin is the only person with a name on that house. And it's not making sense.

You're lying to me. And then we get soap opera. Dun, dun, dun, as it gives you a soap opera, look like, uh-oh, Jisels coming for me this year. Guess it's my turn. Yeah. And so, and so, uh, uh, actually is, Jisels means like, this is just not making any sense to me. You're lying to me. And I was just like, well, if there's anyone, it's the, if there's, if, I was just like, this is just not making any sense to me. You're lying to me.

And Ashley's like, well, if there's anyone, it's the, if there's, if there's anyone that's the most transparent with, it's you because like, the closer and closer, I get to moving out, things are like getting more more real. And like, it has to be like, am I doing the right thing? I woke up this morning and I had a Gucci craving for Michael. And they're like, ah, a Gucci craving.

I'm trying to get my to noom tacos. Step out. God, too, Cheek craving for Michael. My God. I didn't even know those existed. That's crazy. No.

And so I mean, that was. Sorry, I just need to take like a silky shower after that. Just imagining what that would be like. No kidding. So just I was like, yeah, so you got it on, you got it on one now. Well, if you got it on one, the time starts over for the separation.

Nah, you cannot have sex with him, Ashley. Yeah. And Karen's like, get a dildo. I probably won the reminds you of Tulum. And she's like, oh, you got your confused. Get a bag of chips and some popcorns. Like on that. With your Gucci, okay, it was a weird road I just took.

Just go with me. Doesn't this still remind you of Tulum? So now more people are arriving, like Ray Wander's in, and Candison Chris, and there's lots of hugs and everything. And, and just tells like, oh, Chris, there's some things to drink. So over there, and he's like, oh, everything and and just else like oh Chris There's some senior drinks over there, and he's like oh, I'm good. I got my own and he's like brought his own beer into the party Which is really classic? This is very crazy and

and there's just like there's more just more like shit or chat happening and Karen and Jacelle start like osping with Candace about actually buying a home with Michael and Candace is like But they're divorcing. I don't understand. Allegedly. And then we see Robin telling Candace all this stuff like the day before. And Candace is like, yeah, that's not adding up. She's like, yeah, it's not really juggling. Like I said to Robin, if you're getting divorced,

all through the party because she's better than this man. And she tells us, I am elated at the idea of getting to know Ashley separate from her crusty ass, pus-filled ass husband. I mean, it's pretty accurate description. But you're with Chris. So, I mean, that's true. You know, glass house stones and all that.

Chris is not as gross as Michael, but still. Chris is like walking around the party with the beer he brought himself. So. Yeah, exactly. So they're just like talking, like, Jacelle just gossiping about how they got a house. And then Ashley sits down and joins them. And Candace is like saying, this is what I've been waiting for for this to happen. And then, a scholar comes by,

we get a little a scholar moment, which is exciting for some people, I'm sure. And then they're like, where's Robin? Where's Wendy? And so that Wendy shows, I'm just like, it's just like people showing up. I'm like, going through my notes, I'm like, and then this person walks in,

and then a waiter walks in with new apps. That's the try has been refreshed. So Wendy and Eddie come in and we see trouble in paradise because they're in different pinks they're both in pink but they're not matching pinks so Wendy goes over to jacelle who's at the bar and she's high and she's out she is that really high pitched voice again she's like how you doing jacelle and she's like oh are you speaking to me yeah she's yeah how you doing oh, she's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, thank you

No, no, no hugs. No hugs. I'm good. I'm good But how are you doing? How are you doing beautiful? I'm amazing just so suspicious She's like, well, I just wanted to say hi. I just no touching no touching but I'm good. Bye. Yeah. Bye. Bye I died. So she's like, that was the biggest shit I've ever seen. And when he's like, well, she should meet me off a shoulder like a damn flea. Like I can't have a conversation. Not just the blind.

You just was like, hug me. Girl, you spent a year trashing me in my family. Which is so funny when just apples that card as if she is not talking shit about like everyone at all times. Right, it's just how it doesn't start every single fight on this show. So then we meet another friend of, and Riley, who is a care and friend. This is like a murder mystery.

I'm sorry, because the chirons are going out of control. Like every single person who walks into this party is getting a chiroin. It's like, here's Vivian. Here's Riley. Here's Melissa. Here's Wanda. It's like, do we need to know every one of these people's names

because I'm writing them down right now and I'm starting to feel like I don't need to know who they all are. So Mia's like, huh. Oh my god, Vivian. Hi, I'm Ming up. Oh my god, I'm Vivian. Hi, I'm Ming. Oh my god, are you okay? Why?

Why do you ask? So, Jizelle pulls Mia aside right away. She's like, wait a minute. Okay, Ms. Mia, I would love to talk to you. So, cancer, no cancer, what is it? This is what cancer, no cancer looks like. And Mia's like, okay, well looks like I like. And me is like, um, okay, well, looks like I arrived. And she's like, Karen, did you talk to her about social media?

And Karen's like, well, I told her that you would probably have questions about it. And just like, okay, so part of that, you changed on social, you edited it because it looks like attention, attention, attention. And I didn't think that you were that girl who needed attention. You didn't, you didn't think think that you were that girl who needed attention. You didn't, you didn't think that was a girl who needed attention. Are you fucking kidding me? They found a remistake restaurant with in a fucking bikini. Excuse me. That was a bottom dress.

And so down, so Mia's like, I don't mean attention. And she says, so then why? Yeah. And then Robin like walks in. She's like, hey, hey, you guys were all serious. And she says, well, I want to let you know. It seems very much like you look at me, look at me, like you need attention.

And Karen says, well, I said I would not choose to use social media, and I certainly didn't agree with what she did. She says, like you said it was weird. Ah. And then we see the clip of Karen saying, I agree it's different, but we've got to hear her out. So then Ashley comes over,

some other all kind of hovering, you know. I mean, it's like, well, to answer her question, I don't need a tension. I was using my social media for all purpose. I got a phone call that said I had cancer and I was broke and it sounds like they said you had cancer. Yeah, well they said when the test results came back and it looks like you have lymphoma and then lymphoma and after crying and going

to the hospital and it was how? Okay, so, so for a minute, sit here, and sing the night, we'll do it all for attention. Fuck you, you're talking about my health. Fuck you, hold on, get into the phone camera, click. Fuck you, fuck you. And then Karen reacts by doing the thing that she actually has been doing all episode. She just does like a quick swivel away, like,

oh, because every time something happens on this at this party and all episode, she just turns away like, oh, so it sort of ends with her doing one of their her her swivels. And then it's like to be continued to be continued. The old Bravo TBC. And it brings us to the end of Potomac. It looks like it's gonna be a crazy fun season. So welcome back to our TVs, ladies. I know, I'm so happy. I'm so glad it's back.

So that was it for Potomac. It's big week of Bravo this week. We got Potomac, we got like a million shows happening right now. It's always craziness when we have this transitional period, but it's crazy for us, but also happiness because it is so nice having Patone like back here. Yeah, really is. And Winterhouse comes back this week. Lots of fun stuff coming down the pack.

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