Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Surry Not Surry

Episode Date: September 14, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanwhile, Mia manages to wager a shaky peace between the various women. Will it last? Probably not.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch our crap ends a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to watch I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Karen hi Ronnie You there Yes, I am I'm here. Oh you taking a cent of what taking a sip taking a vape yes

I was I was planning on you making like a big speech like people of Argentina It's me Karen No, I did not make a big speech because we have a lot to talk about right at the top of this show before we even get into our Real house. Why I have a Potomac episode Tonight this is Monday September 13th. So tonight on Spotify Green Room is going to be the premiere of our new show, Take a See.

It's a live audio app, which means we're gonna be talking about some things. We're gonna talk about Salt Lake City. We're gonna talk about Phantom Pound Brails trailer. We're gonna talk about Winterhouse. And the fun part is that you guys also get to chime in because that's the way the live audio app works. It's a weekly show.

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It's a weekly show for us to be every Monday. And it's just going to get better and better and better, we think. And we're really excited, okay. And the other thing is that next Monday, we have a very special announcement, but that's all we can say about it there. So be sure that you are listening to this show next Monday and following our social media because I think you'll really, you'll really want to be doing that. Oh my gosh that was killing me this episode of Potomac and Karen's video for Surrey. And you know Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back.

And for those of you who do not watch that show, don't be a dumb dumb, okay? You need to watch it show. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's gonna be one of Bravo's best of the year already. And we're only into episode one.

So go watch that, three caps out. And there's a video up for it on crap and it's on demand. Okay. So let's get into this Potomac recap. It's called Goddesses of War. Hmm. Yeah. And the Goddesses of War are already worrying because there was a random two be continued at the end of the last episode at Robbins, birthday brunch or dinner, the bunch of the women are there,

minus Karen and minus Wendy who are not invited, duh, and Candice is in the middle of body shaming Ashley when we start the episode. Excuse me, what now? You're calling me wide? You wanna talk about body shaming, right? She's like, I am not body shaming you. You walking into a room,

you body shamed yourself with your big ass face and your big ass forehead. And now she's like, bitch, just get a new line. You're like, you're she just old, it's tired, you're tired, you're tired. And then Candace, you know, when she runs out of practice things to say is just a mess, bluster heart.

She starts like playing a violin very badly. I mean, she's terribly musically, even when it's like improv, you know, pantomime. Yeah. So she was like, even with fake instruments. She's violating badly. And Ashley's just screaming, you're tired. And then Candace just keeps going, you're so ellipses, you're so ellipses, you're so really Candace, all of this, you came in here to have this huge fight and that's the best you can come up with

with your terrible violin. Now that was imaginary instrument shaming. Mom, and it's fully acceptable. Very well done, very well done. So it actually is like, don't open a door, you can't close. And then so Jacelle finally is doing a time-ass and they're like, time, ah, ah, ah, ah. Jacelle goes.ela finally is like doing a time at saying like, time out. Jusela goes, let's open a window. Yeah, let's open a window. One door open, one door closes, open

a window. Sorry, I interrupted you. I was actually funny. Which is also a comment here at the window window. I was actually funny with you. I'll comment here about the window. Window. It's a new window. Wow. So Ashley's like, so you guys said that just because we asked

Wendy a question that we're body shaming her. And Candice is, you know, screaming, you're reaching. And Ashley's like, oh, Angie, we're calling me a hoe. And she's like, sorry, Escalade, you're always in the middle of us. Sorry. Yeah. So she's all like, well, does, we're calling me a hoe. And she's like, sorry, Escalade, you're always in the middle of us, sorry. Yeah. So, Jizelle's like, well, does anyone want some wings?

Some wings? So Jizelle's just trying to like fix this situation. And now they just sort of focus on the food. And Candace is looking at the oysters and says, these all look like vaginas. And so then once you get some food in her stomach, she comes down a little bit. And she attempts

to apologize, sort of, by saying, for the record, Ashley, I was not body shaming you. I called you a wide-bodied whatever out of anger and had nothing to do with your body. I just wanted to say that. I have no issues with you being a mom. I'm not body shaming you. I'm just using your body to elicit emotions of shame to make sure that you feel hurt. Right.

I'm just using your body as a weapon against you. Okay, it's not shaming. It's body weaponizing. And that's just like, well, all, you know, all the attacks you said before, you've never come from my body. Like this is strange. You've never come from my body before and kid is just,

yes, I have. I talk about your forehead all the time, all the time. Which again, if anyone would care to go to Twitter, there are plenty of season one canvas foreheads on there that you can enjoy. So Ashley's like, well, yeah, and I can talk about your dry ass hair all the time, which is like so nice.

It's like such a nice friendship moment. It's, yeah. It's just admitting this show you say about each other. And Candace says, well, it's nothing to do with body shaming you, even though that's stupid. You know, look, Candace hasn't learned a damn thing, except that she knows she's gonna be in trouble on Twitter, so she's trying to walk it back.

That's like the only kind of restraint that she's showing right now. Yeah, but it doesn't make sense because she's like insistent that she's not body shaming Ashley. But then when Ashley says, this is strange because you've never done this before. She says, yes, I have.

I always make fun of your forehead. It's like, I'm not body shaming you. Although, please do not dispute my record of having body shamed you in the past. Right, like it counts less because she's consistently body shaming her. So it shouldn't be considered body shaming. Yeah, it's like her way of saying, no, I'll let you know when I'm body shaming her, so it shouldn't be considered body shaming. Yeah, it's like her way of saying,

no, I'll let you know when I'm body shaming you, because I will do it. I'm not opposed to body shaming you. I'm just saying, please don't misclassify this shade right now. Right, I'm not body shaming you, you fat slut. Okay. Okay. You stupid, you stupid wide bottoms slut.

I'm not body shaming you. So, actually, obviously, it's like, she needs to learn how to apologize and we need. And Candace is like, well, I said what I said in front of the group and it is what it is. And she's like, okay, come on with your turban then, because your apology is terrible. And she's like, I did try. I tried. And a scholar's like, I think it was an apology. I think I think it wasn't a no a scholar. That was not an apology. There was nothing. There was that was just her trying to say, like, knock and trouble on Twitter by just seeing the phrase, I'm not body shaming, even though everything about everything

she just said was about body shaming. Right. So it's just else like, I need to give a toast. Ah! I would like to say some things about my beautiful friend. You see? Robin, you? I forgot what I was saying. Who are we talking about? You.

I'm bored. You are so beautiful. You see the best in everyone. When I put out the text, we're gonna celebrate Robin. Everyone was like, that's what we're doing. To be that kind of person is just a testament to who you are. I love you, Jeezah. Thank you. So Mia's like, well, now that

we're on a good kick here and everyone loves each other very, very much. I want to invite you to my goddess party in a park. Yeah. She's gonna do a picnic in the park basically. And she's like, well, Indian Karen are gonna be there as well as some brochures that we can all move around and feel like boss bitches, okay? There's no way to feel more like a boss bitch than having a party in a park. You can at least tick my ass to a chillies. What kind of goddess party has a party in a park. You can at least take my ass to a chillies.

What kind of goddess party has a party in a park? Okay, at least let me order some onion rings. I feel like a goddess party should take place. Like some place where you have to take an elevator or many stairs. Just some, not a park. I mean, that's what my mother used to do to us. You know, like my sister would get these fabulous bowling alley parties. So what do I get? A party with a a park. I mean, that's what my mother used to do to us, you know like my sister would get these fabulous bowling alley parties

What do I get a party of the fucking park? Okay, it's very Caroline Fleming. It's it's very much like today. We're going to celebrate We're going to celebrate meet some are we're going to dance around like I did with my my mother when we dance around having We're amongst the blueberries and strawberries and the raspberries and the mushrooms strawberries raspberries oh yes I remember them well um me as like can we just all get along basically sorry I started I couldn't stop it

so where is it go ahead play it I'd love to get it no played it, but it was poorly timed and then I couldn't stop it and it was all awkward Sorry everyone. You had a flimming moment So Juzel's like I will not get along with Karen Nah, and she's my name just trying to be a good friend. Most fights are just misunderstanding Oh, by the way, Juzel. I have a message for you Karen is waiting on an apology Oh, by the way, Jizal, I have a message for you. Karen is waiting on an apology. Oh, shhh. I didn't get a flashback of Karen's.

She's saying, I have a message to send through you. I send this message to you. I want a text seeing I regret using the word death, and we are good. And, compete and send. Send. Jizal's like, um, Mia. I have a message.

John tell her to be dead before I apologize. Her and Ray will both be dead. Before I apologize. It's like oh dear. So now we go to Karen at a gazebo with her cousin David and she's like, hmm, this is a good place to do some preliminary shooting for a Siri County tourism video So we see that she is setting up for her first job as ambassador to Siri County doing a promotional video for the tourism board

beautiful In a park the parks are really making out like bandits today, okay? The winner of this episode parks, okay? So she's doing it in some park in Potomac and even the guy who's shooting it is like, um, well this does give me a good feel of Surrey County. It is not Surrey County. Surrey, I think one of you. It is literally not Surrey County and so a Karen saying, well, I think, you know, I think heavily just that was the reason why I wasn't invited to Robbins birthday party because she's too far up Robbins bush But honey I am or maybe Robbins too far up just else bush, but honey. I'm busy I'm taking under my belt my first official duty as ambassador to

She's talking as if she is literally passing legislation right now like I'm busy I have to film a video by Agasibo Yeah, and then we see a clip of the mayor of Surrey or whoever was doing that Yeah, that event for her in front of the non-smoking sign and she's like Karen Huger will boost domestic and International travel to Surrey County Really this this just in flights from Lisbon to Surrey County have increased 500%. There's some igloo somewhere where some family is like,

you know what? Surrey County, Karen Huger loves it. Let's go. We are the number 34 most popular vacation destination for residents of Lichtenstein. So then we get to meet Joanne almost popular vacation destination for residents of Lichtenstein. So then we get to meet Joanne from the Seren County Tourism Board. So Joanne is a big fun lady with a giant pink fishing vest.

I'm not sure what it is. Like it looks like camo shorts, but it's like, right, it's like girl power, fishing vest. It has a million pockets And I'm gonna say that about 74% of them have little sucking candies in them. No, depending on the occasion She's like an advent calendar. Yes, you never know when you're gonna run into a kid and you need to have a piece of gum for them And you know I'm in side there. Little baby three hands So she you know that she's real country because she just, the way she says, high as,

how you doing to everybody? She's like, I care and how you doing. I'm David, how you doing? I park, how you doing, park? We're looking for the flavor of Surrey and we want to encourage people to come and visit and enjoy all the assets, you know, because we want to be an international travel destination. So then we want people to buy Surrey trinkets in the Surrey gift shop. We want the economy to be called the Surrey economy.

We want it to be huge. We want people to name their little baby Surrey. We want 7-Eleven to come up with a slur-is-slaurry. Forget flying me to the moon, Frank Sinatra. How about flying me to the Surrey Frank? How you doing Frank? I want Indian food to change its spices so they only serve chicken Surrey. Just enjoy the acid scaring. It's like whoa Joanne calm down. Did you know that the original name of that movie was to Surrey with love?

Mmm, it's true. Surrey with the Surrey on top God I love that musical. Oh Yeah You know Apple actually stole our county for their digital assistant. Mm-hmm. It's true story Siri, so is bitch sister She probably confuses her Siri by saying hey, sorry. How you doing? Well, I'm doing just fine. What can I help you with? Well, sir? Could you tell me what the weather is today? I sure can but first can you tell me if you got a smile on your face?

Because that's how we do it here in Surrey County. Okay. I got my my face. All right. Well, let me tell you something It is sunshine because it's always sunny and surrey counting. Well, thanks so much, Surrey digital assistant. Everything you ask, Surrey, is a lame answer. Like, Surrey, what's the weather like? Well, the weather is, peanuts come in a shell. Did you know that? Yes, Surrey.

All the directions are in relation to ham. It's like, how do I get to the library? Well, drive down Route 6 and so you get to a ham. Make a wrap. And drop three more ham down, make a left. And at the fifth ham, it's the library. Press this location button to find out what's nearest your ham. It's not shazam, it's shazam.

What's with ham? Is this, oh, let me fire up shazam. Hold on,az ham. What's with ham is this? Oh, let me let me fire up shaz ham I'm hold on Karen you are doing such a good job. I want to post this to insta ham hold on Oh, did this get five stars on your ham? Oh my god, I only a word play on yelp and The producer asks Karen. Why are you shooting shooting your Surrey video in Potomac? And she's like, you can hold this trial run, but my hometown, Sarrey County lives in me.

So wherever I go is Sarrey County. Are they, are they aware that you're calling Sarrey County, Sarrey County. And every single scene you shoot about it. I just like that there's this tiny little, you know, like one foot by six of it's, you know, one foot by squit foot six foot satellite patch of Surrey County that travels throughout the world. Yes. It's like Karen standing in front of the Eiffel Tower. Welcome to Sherry County.

You made it! So then, um, So we have Mickey Mouse. Welcome to Sherry Gowdy! I can't care. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife.

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But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is team jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. So now she starts doing her video, which is, which you just know that the producers of this show are cracking up because they're like professional, they make professional content that goes on to national TV

and they're watching Karen while being on professional TV also do something that's as local as you can imagine. And she's like, she's sitting in the casino, but she's like, hi, I'm Karen Huger and I am from Surrey County and I welcome you to my hometown because guess what my town is a county and my county is me So try to wrap your brain around that one Mr. Hand Then it says not a depiction of Surrey County Not an actual depiction

Come to me is come visit us in Surrey. There's so, there's so many Jews here that you can discover with your family. What do you think? What do you think about Joanne? Joanne's like, hmm, I need that a little more animated. How you doing? I, yeah. Joanne is, you know, she's basically a Wes Anderson.

She's the Wes Anderson of, of Sherry County. And she's like, yeah, let's get a little more animation. Let's get, like, get a little bit more into it. Hi, I'm Karen Huger and I want to welcome you to my hometown, Surrey County. This is a jewel of a town, Surrey County, my hometown, which has jewels and is a jewelry shop and it's a town with him and jewels. Is that good? Do I have any like that? I'll be locked. Okay Karen, now we don't need the shimmy, but the words were good Okay, and unfortunately this wind is not cooperating and the guy who's shooting it's like I love the wind I think it's doing a great job shut up guy who's shooting it. Do you know how difficult this is gonna be in post sir?

Yes, it's called continuity. All right. I got this one. Hi. Welcome to ham. I'm a Surrey in a hurry County Jules town home me inside La Dame Karen Lynn now listen as Your local director named Mrs. Hamderson. I would just like to say more give me more She's like all right here. Here we go There's so many reasons to come to Sarri County There's Tray the Joe's there's organic food. There's ham there's peanuts. There's peanuts

And ran's like okay, okay, okay, so remember mention farmer Joe the organic food ham the peanuts and then you know Go over some of those just right into the camera. Oh, yes Yes, yes organic food, ham, the peanuts, and then, you know, go over some of the, just right into the camera. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. Mmm. Come, hello, scoundrel, resident of Surrey County, which is a hometown of mine. So look, there are many reasons to come and visit Surrey County.

You've got this seafood that's on the world, okay? And with this ham and tritajos and CVS, there's a road Stepsines beautiful traffic compliant drivers at the stop sign. Thank you Now I don't limit myself when it comes to giving back to my community Giving a voice to the voice list. I'm Educating the world on Sherry County All right Children of sorry County sick repeat after me. We don't need another He wrong

We don't need to know the way to have Anyone anyone I'm the producers like ham and she goes yes, sorry ham Yes girl we love our ham and the peanuts a lot of people don't realize this Yes, girl, we love our ham and the peanuts a lot of people don't realize this Peanuts coming a hole in the cell if you will I'm very proud of all that though very very proud You may not realize this but peanuts are actually a very fancy delicacy If you're lucky you might catch one with a tapat and a cane and a little monaco. That's right Penets coming to shell well Jesus Christ. I wish somebody had told me that.

Here's a little secret that you might only learn about in Surrey County USA. Peno's can be roasted and so did. There you go. Tell them Surrey told you. So then she goes to the slide and she goes, oh look at that a sliding board I remember my child and we find a sliding board and take five hands and grease it all up and go right down And be like that was a fun time on this letting board throw a peanut at my head And so child we would climb up and pray that we're no splinters, you know, back in the day there was wood and then there was metal and by the time to dress it the metal the dress would be out here over my head and my legs would be up in the air, my hoo-ha would

be all over town, but you know I was just being up. Good girl and sure I count it! You know, one of the things is when once you grease up those sliding balls with a ham grease You can go quite fast, but luckily we just put out a nice little cushion of what we like to call peanut shells at the bottom And you just fall into it and it's like being embraced by a seric County herself. Oh my god Wow, that was one of my favorite carrying scenes of all time. Yes. I also like how the producers put up a thing that said, sizes of slides may vary. Also, Karen just had a big toy.

I just like Karen trying to improv at a big toy. Oh, yes, yes. Look, look. It's my house. This is my original house. We didn't, we were very progressive. We didn't have walls, we just had sliding boards and, and, and hoops. And this is how we lived. This is Surrey, Surrey County. And just the whole idea that they're going to like entice people to come here from Sri Lanka with a slide, you know. It's just so

caring. Please it or not. I'm talking to you, please. You come here and we have sliding boards for every one of you. So then we go to Jacelle's house with her. So I could Jacelle and her kids seen where she's like, come in here and talk about me and how much you don't want to be, you don't want me to be alone with that man, but I encourage you to not meet a man. Yeah. Come in here so I can give you some childhood drama and trust issues regarding men.

So the daughters are just like cleaning a gazelle's on her laptop and she goes, Bing kaka. I'm not like, what? She's like, she's like, well, you guys know Spanish. Like, yeah, but you don't. What are you saying?

Yeah, she's like, I will Google translate that. Bing kaka. Like mom, just stop. So she has just taken the girls to the four seasons to get some different scenery, which is amazing. I think my mother's very poor and lazy after hearing that. Like, hey guys, we just needed a little break.

When that fun going to the four seasons for a little while, like I said, park, okay? That's where I saw the four seasons at a little while. No, like I said, park. Okay. That's where I saw the four seasons at a park on my birthday. See, the goddess party has to be the four seasons. And then the kids go to the park. Kids go to the park. Yeah. So they got to see their dad. And then she says that she's always going to be best friends with him no matter what. And they talk about how grown up grace is and how she's going to go to college and just like when you're in college job will you be concerned about me? They're like no

as long as you don't meet anybody that speaks Spanish. That's a yeah that's a really good way to give some kids some co-dependency issues. Are you going to be concerned about me when you're off in college like flourishing as a young woman and Exploring like laying the groundwork for your future are you concerned about me like hello? Let the woman let let your girls just go to college and not be worried about you, okay? so They go like do you want to be married again? I don't know if I want that

Do you want to be married again? I don't know if I want that darn girl's like, what? Well, I don't want to answer to a man from a financial perspective. By the way, if you're married, that doesn't mean that you have to answer to a man for a financial perspective. Yeah. So they say, I have no idea how any of that works. Yeah, really? Yeah, no, yeah.

So she's like, you know, when Granny Joe went pops, when they went together, it scared her because she didn't know how she could take care of herself. And I was petrified, and I don't want you to go through that, so never have a relationship. Thanks, glad we had this parent-child talk. I know, exactly. It was kind of like, don't trust men, don't get into relationships and enjoy.

And being concerned about me. So now we go to Candace, who's come home. She's just arrived home. She's got, she's one of these people who has reads on her doors all year long, no matter what. She has a budget for reads, an April wreath, a May wreath. In my mind, so I'm not a wreath person.

I don't judge people who are wreath people, but I do judge people who are all year wreath people'm not a wreath person. I don't judge people who are wreath people, but I do judge people who are like all year wreath people who have a wreath budget. But I'm like, why do you need so many wreaths? That's a lot of wreaths. I feel like that's a Mala Dorothy edition. I just can't see- Could be.

...candace like searching for wreaths. I mean, Candace would be the type of person to be like, well, we have leaves out front just to make a wreath, and then she walks up close to it, and then it just shrivels and dies. And then it becomes like the dry read. I just don't see her. And also, yes, you do judge people on their reads.

You have to. That's like the cover of a book. And people say, I don't judge people. I don't judge people if they just have a read. Like, I know people have reads in like the holiday time or even in the fall. But I feel like an all year wreath is like a lot. Well, I judge people on their actual wreaths because that's that's definitely a judgeable event when someone has like a really tacky wreath.

Yeah. I mean, you look down on them. I do. By the way, I do think that Candace picks out a wreath from like home goods. And the reason why is because I feel like Candace at all times is quietly trying to pitch herself to the hallmark network to have a Christmas special, right? Like she wants to be in a Christmas movie on a hallmark network. So she's just gonna

like make, she's gonna make it, right? She was like on winter. She was on some kind of lifetime. She was dear. Yeah. Probably not a Christmas one though. That is Kyle Richards Territory. Bam. There Candice was on that. They showed at the beginning of the season that what Yeah, probably not a Christmas one though. That is Kyle Richards Territory. There Candace was on that they showed at the beginning of the season that what she was acting on. I forget it was It was like a that Netflix show. I think it was a Tyler Perry Netflix show that she made it. You know It's not worth it and I'm not even gonna bother going to the IMD me if she was on one Well accept it. No need to message us. We accept it. We'll believe we'll believe tell us. I'm just saying, I think she's trying to launch a franchise on Hallmark.

Well, she comes in with a very tired, wreath energy. I will say. Yeah, like if she has a wreath on her door right now, it's just like sticks, you know, as one of those like plastic sticks from the Hobby Lobby all sadly wrapped around the chisels. Just very sad, stick, sad wreath energy she has. Yeah, yeah, she does. And Chris is in the kitchen, and there's like attention in the air, because they had a fight last episode.

I mean, he's talking about a videographer coming or something. She's shooting her music video on Friday, acting like she's literally doing thriller, okay? And she's like, so it's a lot of stress about it. There's gonna be some cars that are gonna be in the video, and the cars are only gonna be available on Friday because then they're gonna be going to a car show.

And so everything has to be coordinated. That's a thread this needle very carefully. And then Candice goes, are you drinking? He's like, I am. And we see it's only 450 PM. Yeah, and they do a close up on his glass. And Chris definitely has like, you know, bitter alcoholic has been breath energy going on. He definitely does. Because he's like,

are you drinking? He's like, yeah, so it's a problem with it. Car smell. And he's like, a terrible star is born. It's like tribute. Like I want to say it's a star is born, but that implies that Chris was a star first and then his star Fated as Candace's rose but like you did it's almost like a star has tumbled out and this like there's just like two stars that are Sort of vaguely at the same level that are not really excelling but they're going to be Emotions, yeah, yeah So he's like yeah, I'm drinking because you stress me out. She's like oh my god I just feel Mickey and unsettled when we're having a fight

me out. She's like, oh my god, I just feel Mickey and unsettled when we're having a fight. Also, that flatter that I put in my eye in the last episode really gave me eye burgers for days. So I'm dealing with that. It is wrong. So yeah, she's she's having nerves about pulling off her video without Chris even being there. It's like what about the extra? And he's like working on a babe, Stadamari, Lynn says you can only have a max number of people there, all right? Oh yeah, really? Because the car people are going to a car show.

So I don't want to hear about these like, iffy rules, okay? If the car show can do it, then Candice can film her goddamn video. That's what I think. Yeah. And he goes, well, I know I'm not gonna be there, so you can count me out. Just thanks. Look, I have a job. So why you can count me out just thanks look I have a job So why you mad at me somehow you've managed to flip it all around But I'm the one who's fucking pissed about the whole whole thing because you don't give a shit about what I do

I'm working and it's not like I'm sitting. You're doing nothing. I'm working. It's like what are you doing? What are you literally standing at the counter being a sour drunk at 415 the afternoon buddy? Okay, he's like it's almost like my duck adias don't matter as much as your music video. And literally when he says, it's like, it's not like I'm sitting here doing nothing. They cut to a close up of his cocktail again. So shady. And he's, yeah. So she's like, well, I've never said that you're less important he's like buddy it's how I feel and if I can be there I'll be there and she's like well I don't want you to feel like I'm mitigating your contribution store household that mingo salsa you made last month

changed my life how many times will I have to tell you that? listen you contribute a lot and it's not your fault that the bank won't accept duck case ideas as payment. It's not your fault. Okay. So then they make up and she tells us that she's so focused on being perfect that she probably hasn't been a good wife or a good client to her husband. Sure. He's not your husband. Okay. You're not paying him any kind of commission and he's not showing up to major events. Okay. He's not your husband, sure. Okay, you're not paying him any kind of commission, and he's not showing up to major events, okay? Can we just stop the word? At least, you know, your momager,

you know, if you've got a momager, like a, you know, Kardashian momager, whatever, she's out there hustling, okay? She's working, this guy's not doing anything. Like making sure the auto guys get to their auto show on time is what he's doing. He's like a an auto show guy manager. He's like an enforcer. He's basically the guy who calls up and says you better be there or else. I'm gonna serve you a duck case idea or something like that. But look,

he has some online cooking classes to, you know, to do and he doesn't, you can't, you can't let down the fives of people who've signed up for that. So, you know, to do and he doesn't, you can't, you can't let down the fives of people who've signed up for that. So, you know, he has a point. Yeah. And that whole scene is making me comfortable because I'm sticking up for Candace and I really don't like him. So much to my mom too, Wendy and her kids. So Wendy and the kids are outside with Eddie.

They're just like playing football and her daughter is just running around with a basketball, just holding this basketball for dear life and running around with it. And honestly, I could just like watch that for an hour, just watching this little kid with a basketball, just, you know, run around the backyard. She was just so cute.

And Wendy is talking to Eddie about how, you know, the kids have been, the boys have been talking about the police and asking questions So it's like it's time to like have the talk with the kids and you know, they just Wendy feels that it's unfair that black parents have to break their children's innocence to prepare them for the world that they live in and she's absolutely right You know, yeah agree on that one so for the world that they live in and she's absolutely right. Yeah, agreed on that one. So they call the boys over to talk with them and Eddie is basically saying, police officers are supposed to protect and serve.

So then one of the signs is like, why are they killing black people? And he says, well, you know, you can have 10 police officers and you may have some people who may not be good people and those people aren't good people may end up as police officers. Yeah, and the kid is like one of our kids is like, well, how about this? How about I become a person like Martin Luther King. They're like, okay, our work here is done. Good job. Yeah, it was so sweet. Literally all I needed for you. It's like the perfect kid answer. Yeah, it was so, it was really heartbreaking though.

These poor kids who are innocent and they're being like, well, why are, like, why, why, why, like, why would they, like, why would they think of us as a threat and everything? And he's like, I want to be like my little king. And I want to change that black people don't get to be a threat. And then white people don't get to be a threat. And then they were just like, very proud of him because they're like, oh, we like they already think about making the world better. It was sweet.

Yeah, they're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're so cute. Yeah, it makes me. It always makes me feel weird on this show like honest moments, you know, I don't really

know what to do with them. I mean, it's kind of like in real life. They kind of have an episode every now and then, but they're like, okay, let's have meaningful moments with children. That's what today's episode is. Now, here is someone who's how did we go from last week with talking, you know, implant fights. Yeah. Like how did we go from that to this? Sometimes I'm just, I just get broken like that emotionally, I think. Um, yeah, so that parent, I'll tell you a bad parent. Karen, she's a bad parent to her umbrella because it's raining on the next scene and she has this enormous umbrella and she just puts it down on the ground outside the door of

this restaurant. She goes and she doesn't fold it up. She just leaves it just completely big and in front of the door. So she's being a bad parent to the door because now it's people have to go around her umbrella. And second of all, that umbrella is clearly going to get, it's just on the sidewalk. Just ready to be taken. What are you doing?

Why are you leaving your umbrella baby on the sidewalk like that, Karen? Yeah, I think she's just like, production will do it. So then she walks in and she's like, oh, do you have hot tea? Or you should in bags, because that's how we do it in cherry. And if anybody wants tea done from a bag, you know where to travel to internationally. This holiday season, thank you. Do you happen to have any ham tea, no?

OK. So Ashley shows up and there's like a fire truck. And she's like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, because she's afraid of for her baby and the sound. So they just, she eventually rolls on into the coffee shop and Karen meets Dylan for the first time because she's never met Dylan and she's like,

well, I'm super happy to meet baby Dylan by my dog, a cat, some sorry ham because I know my chances with Dean are bad. And we see like flashbacks of Dean crying at the Karen. Yeah, I'm sick. Oh Can we feed him can we feed him something? Tina back Tina back. All right. Tina back. And now she's like, yeah, I'm gonna feed him. It's like. Oh, so we're doing this breastfeeding in public Okay, well

All right, well now for as far as grandchildren. I wanted to be called diamonds. But the children voted that bad. That's it. I mean, I've heard all sorts of grandmother nicknames. She's like, I'm gonna go on myself, Gema. I was like, okay, that makes sense. But like, it's like Good Morning America. You know what I mean? That is kind of a lofty goal,

but at least it kind of makes sense. But like, what kids can call their grandma a diamonds? Diamonds. Over the hill to diamonds house we go And I'm actually think that's a good name if you're a stripper. It's like well diamonds is a strong contender Mm-hmm And so they start talking about the trip and Karen's like now I missed you, but I have to say to sell had taken windy through the ropes On that trip it was continuous ropes, continuous ropes. When she questions Wendy's substance, like how now she's feeling sexy,

she has no substance. Jusela has been wiggling that vagina at us for years, and we've never discriminated against her vagina. I don't know her in apology. Jusela owes me an apology with that fat vagina wiggling at us over and over and over again. So as she's like Karen is so completely full of it. First of all, Jizelle does not owe you an apology for saying Ray will be in the ground before she loses her looks. No, she doesn't. She doesn't owe you an apology for that.

And how are you over here saying that Jacelle has been wagging her vagina for years. I've never thought of Jacelle as like acting like a loose woman. What's she talking about? Yeah, just I never see that. It's a weird thing that Karen is holding on to here, right? So Ash is like, Karen, come on.

You guys have been going through this for so long and you know, Jacelle is going through a really hard time. Mmm, well, everyone knows what's going on. This man drank her. He cheated on her and broke her heart and he took her through hell. And I know she's in pain, okay? So a conversation needs to happen and I have given my apologies through Amia and there will be no more apologies from Karen, you go not to her.

I'm like, it's kind of funny because Karen is saying Talking about she's agreeing with Ashley that Jacelle is in a tough time and that like this guy Cheated on her and broke her heart and took her through hell and so therefore you would think the response would be I should have some more compassion But she's like no No, I shouldn't yeah, she's like no no I shouldn't yeah she's saying because Jezel won't open it up and be honest with them that she doesn't have to apologize or whatever We're an honest open an honest guys So as she just wants to bring them together and Karen's like well if she comes to me woman to woman the ham the ham

I'm being itself cracked open with a tiny peanut inside. You might know that that's how they come, but they do visit surrogate. The guiding board. Well, I love that both these women wanna come together. It's like a van diagram, you know, and I'll be the shared middle, and you know, I just want them to have kiki and laughs

and things like, mm, van diagram. What exactly is that? Is that like a peanut that comes in a shell? Does it go down the sliding bowl? What's a Venn diagram? Hey, after you're talking about your marital history, I don't need to picture you as the Ashley in the middle. Okay, give us a break. Yeah, I don't need you as a shared middle right now. Okay, give us one season without some Michael Darby drama, please. Please. So now Robin shows up at her life coach's house and I was happy to see that like even though Monique is no longer on the show, her favorite wall color is because this life coach's house was like, I called it Monique Yellow. It's the color of her house on the lake from last season, just like that future yellow.

Oh yeah, that yellow really did set you off. Yeah, it was like a 1991 yellow maybe. Maybe it's a 1970s yellow. I don't know what it is, but this lady had it as like Monique is still with us. She is. So, this lady is named Denise and she's like so Robin when we spoke on the phone you said you haven't been motivated. Can you paint a picture of what that looks like?

I'm too tired to paint a picture. No not literally Robin with your words. It's fine. Okay. Tell me what the fuck is going on Robin. So she talks about how she built her business and then before you knew it, the business blew up. But then she's got this fear in the back of her mind that it's all going to come crashing down. Yeah. And, um, yeah, she's all afraid about that. And

she wants to spend more time with her kids and her fiance and the life, which is like, oh, the fiance, tell me more about that. What has that word been? And she's like, well, you know, I'm just, I'm just planning, I've got to be planning a wedding. And she's like, are you planning the wedding? She's like, no, I don't know the pandemic. It's taking away structure. And basically what it comes down to is the fact that Juan is always just like being really mean to Robin.

And she feels like when Juan was in a tough place a few years ago, she was supportive and helped lift him up and get out of the rut and that she just wants the same from him and he's just like being mean to her. Yeah, and so she agrees that she'll have a talk with Juan about treating her better and being more structured and stuff like that, like find a space for her office and hire who she needs to do. And she's like, okay, great. I wanna hear about this next time, okay? Which is, you know, which is all good,

but still, like if you water all this advice down, it's still good out of bed. I'm sorry to point it out, but it still is. So now we're more helpful when it's coming to you and it's not from someone who's supposed to be supporting you all the time Yeah, you know a third party party person So now now we're finally at the park for the goddess party me as their Party planners are have set up something in a gazebo big big episode for gazebo's and

Me as like well It's been a little rocky connecting with these ladies. I've had a little bit of trouble missing with them But there's a bond there here and they have and, and I see it, and they just need to believe it. It's almost as if they don't realize there's a stack of flyers in the corner, and I just have to move it to the center and be a boss bitch. This is what I do. I bring women together, and I empower them.

So Karen arrives, and there's, so there's like a stone walkway they have to walk across and then like a little staircase and Karen is walking as if she is literally on like American Ninja Warrior like she's like she's about to fall into an ice pool at any given moment. Okay, once that that you know they have wider side well high-doll sidewalks in Surrey County, which technically I'm in, because Surrey County is part of me. Mm. Yeah, she has to make her way up that stone path and she's terrified, but it is one of those things where you make your own,

like whatever you create for yourself is more dangerous than the actual thing that's in front of you. Like she thinks this path is dangerous. What's gonna kill you is that him on your pants. Get your pants in. Her pants, she's wearing like bell bottoms that are a foot longer than her feet.

I did not notice, but I believe I did. I was like him to jam your pants as someone with a very long torso whose pants are always dragging on the ground. You know, I get it. Okay, I hurt myself very, very many times. Like the head long pants. I hate a long pants. I used to have I used to have chronicly long pants. I don't know why. I would just always buy them like one or two inches too long and then never return them. And you use their too long and they get under your shoe. And then you start, and then you start to create that hole in the back of the pant, right? Yes, that's what's behind the back of the cuff.

Yeah, she's gonna die like that. Okay. So then everyone basically shows up and Usenaz over their goddess outfits and stuff. And Ashley has to figure out how to get the baby over the stone walkway, but thankfully, she has a hemmed outfit. So she makes it just fine. Everybody's safe. And she can also lift the baby holder part

out of the carriage, so out of the stroller. So it turns out to be not really that scary of an ordeal. So yeah, they all show up. Askala is in, as she says, full Ethiopian goddess mode with a habesha. And or is it was the habesha a thing or is habesha? Oh God, why do I do this? I do this to myself on every podcast. I'm going to look it up because the habesha a thing or is Habesha? Oh God, why do I do this to myself on every podcast? I'm gonna look it up because the Habesha.

Okay, the Habesha, oh, okay, it's not a thing. It's the God, it's like the pupils. Habesha. So then let's see, so they see, actually, they all run to help Ashley and care. It's like, how many mothers doesn't take to get a baby across a bridge? Mm.

And then Giselle comes and she's all mad that she's in the middle of the wilderness, she says. Yeah, she's got ear. So basically Wendy is mad, you know, Wendy's giving big mad readh energy to Giselle. And she's like, if Giselle was my friend, a sorry would have gone a long way. Sorry, sorry, that's going along.

A little sorry does go a long way, I'll tell you that. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You should see how popular Surrey isn't Bangladesh, it goes very far. Very far, those peanuts. So then there's like kind of clown music and we see a mystery woman. We see her feet and then we see her legs. They're like, ooh, who's this mystery woman? But it's just Candace and a wig.

I, for a moment, really thought I was going to be Katie Ross. I was like, are they bringing Katie back? I thought they didn't want to deal with Katie anymore. I really thought it was her, because I had forgotten about Candace. I know, I've been feeling a little thothaw. I've been feeling like a little need for thotha in my life You know, I would have loved to see sherees come up and try and get across that stone pathway in a hoverboard Just falling right into the koi pond is that upon Koi they with that upon Yeah, I mean they can't that what why why not shasha right Because the only one who had the real issue with Shawshah was Monique. Famously, that was Shawshah was the cause

of all the drama last season. But now that Monique is gone, we can have Shawshah back. Yeah, so they then have to sit on the ground. Okay, Mia, you're not doing a great job. We're the thrones. We're the thrones for the goddesses. The fuck kind of goddess has to sit on the ground at a picnic, okay? Yeah. I get like to meditate or whatever, but it's like a-

Get- give me a chair, okay? A park sitting on the ground at a park in a ball gown. Yeah, so Candace is like, I am Dirti Diana today, and then Robin shows up. She's like, Oh God! And she- she arrives, and they all love her dress and Karen's like, Robin, that dress is everything. It is, it's the sliding board of Kucho. I love it. So they compliment Candace's new wig and she's saying it's 70s feel for her videos because she's doing two videos this week.

By the way, have you seen the album cover that she just released? No, let me look it up right now. Okay, so it's Candace. She was like kind of crouched down with one of her legs out. It looks like maybe she's roller skating and lifting her front leg while she's squatting. That makes any sense.

Okay, this is all my memory. I don't have it in front of me. What I do remember, is she squatting like that? Is she squatting? This is, it looks like it's the single for I see you It's her yeah kind of like squatting. She's like in is it a hoodie? It's low resolution No, there's no hoodie in this one. So when I'm thinking of she's got like a big long ponytail like 10 feet long That's like blowing behind her and it reminded me of that movie, Bad Hair.

Did you see that? I saw parts of it and I decided to... I decided I didn't want to take all the viewing pleasure away from other people so I stopped watching it. There's only so much to go around. Well, I watch all of the guy actually really liked it. And she looks like basically the monsters in that movie, which are you're... Well, I I don't wanna spoil it for anybody.

Well, it's called bad hair, right? So the hair is the monster. So it comes out and starts attacking the women because they get spook, they get possessed hair. Yeah. And so then it starts killing them. And that's what this poster is. And I love the Cand canvas has a bad hair poster

as her main album cover. Well done. Is it on her Instagram? I'm trying to find it. I don't see it anywhere on the internet. Like that says something. Like you, oh, I see it. Okay, deep space.

Oh, okay, yes. Oh, so this is, I like that she has two different crouching album covers. This one, okay. Yeah, okay. A two different crouching album covers. This one, okay. Yeah, okay. A lot of crouching. Okay, so let's see. It looks like the back of a beta fish, almost.

Yes, like the dress part of the beta fish. Yes. So then, let's see here. I just don't want her to cook me anything. You know what I mean? Because you know that's just gonna get in the food. That's a lot of hair. It's don't want her to cook me anything. You know what I mean? Because you know that's just going to get in the food. There's a lot of hair. It's a lot of hair, ma'am.

Well, either way, Candace is shooting two music videos, guys. One of them is later today. So she is so busy and so successful, right? So I don't know when the other one's going to be, but I'll tell you this much. So before the auto show happens. Okay. It's premiere will actually be at an auto show, I'm sure.

So they're asking, are we gonna be, just also, are we all gonna be in the video? What even Ashley, yeah. And she's like, no, Ashley was not invited. And Ashley just kind of rolls her eyes. And she's like, yes, well, we're respecting each each other's space oh okay I guess that was a failure to gratify so how about this saw how did Chris handle all of this saw well I started to feel like I was getting on him about nitpicky things and after this

I'm gonna have to make some changes on what his role is in any actually like what has actual physical bread role is because he keeps saying that he can't come to the music video because he's making roles so I need to really find out what his role is. So she tells them all they're all going to be extra and to dress in fast and furious chic and he's like I can't let's turn on a promise and then we know we're gonna go around the cable and see what we love the most about engine and rewind of us. Oh, when when it's like what into summer camp is going on here? Geez, what in the Lisa Rina is going on here?

Why does that have to become a thing on every single show now? They pay Rina money to do this on other show every time they use this on other shows. Yeah, I think I think she gets a royalty permit. So, Ashes, Ashes starts and she goes, Okay, well, I will start with Candace. I know we're like oil and water, unfortunately, but I respect that you are very committed to what you're doing and pursuing your passion, which as we all know, is spending your mother's money on fruit listening to her. So congratulations, you're doing really great at that. And they're like, wow, she's so mature.

So then Canvas goes and she goes, I've always said, I appreciate you walking in your motherhood journey. And when you're walking in your motherhood journey backwards, that you have a beeping sound to warn people that they might be about to die. I appreciate you walking in your motherhood journey and firmly planting yourself in that because honestly there's no other way for you to plant yourself except firmly based on the wideness of your ass. Thank you. I have always appreciated that you having the huge forehead, I mean foresight appreciated that you having the huge forehead, I mean foresight to point yourself into squeezing out babies and making a lot of titty milk, which is

disgusting and I'm not body shaming you for it. I am looking forward to you having two more babies and then you'll have all foreheads to deal with all the time. So Robin's like, Karen, I love that you're Karen, but you also have funny times. Karen goes, yes, yes. Karen's like complimenting yourself. It's like, James, that is a compliment. It's like, well, you're a fucking monster, but at least you're funny sometimes. And she's like, yes, I learned how to laugh at myself from you, Robin.

And then that is a breath of fresh ladom so thank you Thank you. It's a breath of fresh air, but of course when you're in Surrey County We just called air because air is always fresh in Surrey County aka this seat right here because this is technically Surrey County where I'm sitting Amazing that you can even give me fresh air considering where you live I'm not sure where exactly it is, but I suspect that there's lots of pollution there. I'm not sure where exactly it is but I suspected there's lots of pollution there. Unlike Sarri County. You may not realize this but Terri Grus wanted to originally call her show. Sarri County and I said no no no. Please just call it a fresh air because it's pretty basically the

same thing. And then Robin tells Wendy will I love your passion for your family and I'll keep it short. And Wendy's like, oh really? You love my passion for my family, but you support someone who attacked my family. Okay. Sorry, I thought you were gonna do the part where she went, okay.

I'll see you tomorrow. I remember everyone's trying to do it. Land it, land it, land the plane, Rodney. Save the okay. Sorry. I could land it. I left that part of the plane Ronnie save you okay Sorry, I could land it I left that part of the instructions on the ground. Sorry everybody that is me flying a plane by the way I would learn how to like fly it and get us in the air But I wouldn't have read the part on how to actually land

The plane won't land so then a scholar is like Jacelle I love how confident you are and how opinionated you are and you say, this is me, you love it or hate it. That's my veiled way of saying you're a trashy bitch. Okay, and Karen, I love how wise you are. That's me saying you're old. And you're always so willing to give great advice again, old.

And to really take someone under your wing, you're very old wing, okay? On a plane that's not landing. Okay, even me, you even took me a beautiful young woman under your wing and weren't threatened by it. I appreciate that so much. So then Mia makes Giselle go about Karen because that's really what this is about guys.

Everyone else is trying to start a fight but no one's really taking the bait. So she's like, all right, go for Karen. And she sounds like, well, everyone knows, we're not in a good place. So I have nothing to say. And Wendy, I assumed that we're still in a bad place.

And she's like, well, don't assume. Well, I haven't heard from you. So what I haven't heard from you. I mean, we can talk now if you'd like to talk now. Why? And she's like, well, more me and jump saying. And she's like, well, I, what me and Trump saying. She's like, well, I'll

add that just now said it, dinner that she doesn't believe what the blog said about you, Wendy. And that just doesn't. Yeah, saw all that happened after that. Now that you know, I was defending your husband, uh, everything that happened afterwards was like from out of space. And you don't want to take any accountability for it. And when he says, well, you want me to apologize because I will not, because I will defend my family with every fiber of my being, and I am not sorry for that. And she's like, no one disrespects it. Your family. And she says, what I'm saying to you is at the core of this is I still feel as though

if you were my friend, you would have come to me first, which is true. I mean, just so I can say like what I had no idea. What are you talking? I didn't do anything but stand up for any And she's like well the only thing I apologize for Is I told actually I was trying to talk to you But you were just being so defensive. You know I've only come to you in a spirit of love Yeah, cuz she said that is she does actually apologize for that for not going to her first him to in a spirit of lava. like climbing the mountains outside of Mordor, this is a step, this is a step. But just for the record, the whole Jacelle is trying to ruin families, that's not me, that's Karen! Um, remember this is a place of healing and brochures, okay? And Candace says, well, I have to say this because I've been thinking about this a while with what happened with

Jimmaral, Sorry I had to sing. I'm doing music video later today. And the things that were brought up, and so we see a flashback of once again Karen bringing up Jamal at the reunion. And she goes, Candace says, I wonder if the way that stuff came out and the people that were talking about it,

that had anything to do with you and Jamal going your separate ways. And Jizelle actually says, no, that wasn't new information for me. I knew that once Arizona's went out of business, we were done. What the hell, Jizel? Wasn't she calling him during the reunion last year to stand up against these allegations? Jizel, full of it is usual. I love that Jizel's idea of being open and honest is just telling them more of what

they want to hear but also like not telling you the industry. Well I guess that Jacelle's look at later on Jacelle does say that she is like continues to be friends with Jamal so maybe she would say that we were done but we were friends at that point I don't know so um but then Jacelle she does come up with some bullshit because Candace is like, so why didn't you say that? Why didn't you say that you already knew it was done? And Dizel says, because I decided that I was going to let Karen show her ass, I'm like, no, you did not decide to let Karen show her ass.

It's because Monique pummeled you into submission and you were like shell shocked for the rest of the reunion and we all saw it. Right, you would not just leave Karen with her last word for a three hour reunion. That's crazy to show her ass a year later. No, sorry. So she's saying, you know, I knew about it, but I'm not going to engage with someone who does research on me and thinks they're going to tell me about my life.

It's funny coming from her. So the producer says, so where did you find out about these rumors? And she goes, Jamala, Jamala and I talk about everything under the sun, people. So she says, you know, you went on a diet, tried against Jamal, and my children happened to be his and consequently, it did hurt me and my children badly. And so, Karen's like, Oh, you brought a whole live relationship into this group. And now you wanna twist it, I suppose.

Peanut's just come sound and ready to eat. My children were devastated. See, Wendy, I can do this too. And Candace is like, I never heard this bitch say that she was heard about nothing. And Karen was, well, this is news to me. Yaaah, this is news to the Surrey Ambassador. Yeah, so Karen is shocked that Jacelle's kids are hurt by Karen going on national TV and saying

that he got some lady from church pregnant. But she thinks that her grown children should be very devastated because Jiselle made a comment about Ray being in the ground before Jiselle ever lost her legs. These two just stop you too. So, Karen, this is like trying to like basically, she's giving, she's sort of like giving a sister to Jiselle. She's saying how she's so proud of Giselle for expressing her feelings cause in general she just doesn't do that. And she's like, thank you for being open.

And you know, like Giselle's being vulnerable. This is a breakthrough. This is a breakthrough. And so Karen goes, well unfortunately Giselle and I are not in a position that we can talk to one another. But for my button that, if I hurt her children,

I am bastard at a Surrey County USA. I'm sorry, a couple of men through him for everyone involved. I'm very sorry, which is very close to Surrey, so I'm still doing my duties as ambassador. So it just feels like, well who are you sorry to? Because you're not looking at me, yeah? if you're gonna apologize apologize to me boo boo Okay, hold on if this is what you want it's it's about and it's about your children then I apologize I apologize I apologize to who Your children and you and your fat vagina wiggling in my face. I apologize to all six of you

I'd also like to apologize to Bacon for not quite making it to ham. Sorry Bacon. I'd like to apologize in Northern Ireland, I'm sorry, but we have to cancel so many flights to Surrey County. You will be reimbursed. I'd also like to say to apologize to every single member of the sliding board for switching your materials to plastic without a vote. I would also like to apologize the International Olympic Committee that we were unable to send any athletes this

year because they were too busy preparing. I'd like to apologize to the cherry, peanut board, what saddle we've put you through. What's your... So, just like, do what, do your children, your children? Oh, okay, it's the first time she's ever apologizing to me about anything. So, Karen's saying, I know it's hard for you to apologize, but you can at least apologize for using the word death. She's like, when is it hard for me to apologize? I've been apologizing to you for years. We see a montage of Jacelle's apologies to Karen.

It's hilarious. It's a lot of them, but it's also a Jacelle apology. Like, it lasts two seconds and then she just goes back to what she's doing, right? Yeah. Can we just wipe this lake clean and start over? That's what I say about every sliding board. When can we wipe this clean and get to the top of it again? So just else like, well, I would rather it

might be battle royale every time we get together with a group bar, but my verbiage is never meant to her draw family. Ah. Well, I'll tell you a little bit about Furby, and so if you start cutting it back right when it blooms in a last few years, I'm not finished carrying my... This group is special. So let's move forward in the spirit of...

Sery County, I agree! Wow, hell has frozen over. Mmm, it's the Zen. So Ashley says to you guys on a hug and they're both like no We're not there yet, but I will give you this free t-shirt that says I Love Surrey and of course the love is a heart and of course the heart is a ham enjoy I just wish that we could in lieu lieu of hugs, join each other in karaoke at the ham bar, so I could sing to Giselle, to one song I think we would both have in common. I ham what I ham! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, there we go, everyone. Thank you so much for listening.

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