Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Surry Seems to Be the Hardest Word

Episode Date: August 31, 2021

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy tells Gizelle off for bringing her husband's cheating rumor onto national television and Karen gets honored by her hometown and steals Wendy's candle idea. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey Ronnie, what's up? Nothing. Everybody, welcome to Monday. What a lovely time to have a Monday, Matt. It's, I mean, I could not think of a better time of the week to have a Monday than on actual Monday. I know. I don't want my Monday better time of the week to have a Monday than on actual Monday. I know. I don't want my Monday on a Tuesday or certainly not on a Saturday.

So if I'm going to have a Monday, it better be on Monday. This is the night viewing guy. Everybody, thank you so much for being a part of the show today. Today is Real Housewives of Potomac Day, which should be pretty amazing and fun. So we're going gonna recap that. Just to remind you, if you want video recaps, we do a couple of week, go over to patreon.com, search Watch What Crappens,

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the weekend? I did not. But I got a lot of tips about how to do it on the Facebook group because everyone's talking about how to make crispy pancakes. Well, I'll tell you I made some and, um, God, they are just, they're a thing of beauty. I'll tell you everyone just, I implore everyone to dive into the world of crispy pancakes and just keep sending us that great pancake content. Because it makes me so happy to see people making good pancakes. I want to say it's one reason I can never truly hate Jizelle.

You know, like I Jizelle over the years has really infuriated me as a housewives fan. You know, you pick your team and usually Jizelle is just the shate-haste. So I'm usually mad at her. But Jizelle has also led me to some of the best food ever. I mean, Jacelle started my popover craze. Uh, craze ago when she was making popovers for her kids, and I was like, what's that? And I looked it up. And I think she was doing it wrong because she was doing it in the frying pan. So really, that's very true. That was about. Of course, she has to bring bad fashion to the popover world. Everyone's like, wait, popovers aren't supposed to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going the new chapter. It's the crispy edge pancake chapter. And I'm excited for the moment. I know you're resisting. I know you're resisting because you're actually trying to be healthier, which I really respect. And I'm not going to try to enable any sort of unhealthy eating. But I know there will come a moment when you do make those pancakes. And I'm really excited for you for when you have that moment. Yeah, I just have like a big waffle. I just came out of a big waffle

phase. As you know, making waffles literally every day. I mean, like tons of waffles. And so that's the same battering stuff. So I'm kind of like over that. But you know what? All it takes is one little toke and before you know it, I'm back in. I'm back on the team. Yeah. Well, we'll just keep tabs on the pancake thing. And the meantime, we're going to keep literal tabs, actually not literal tabs, because cell stay figurative, tabs on Potomac. So the episode we're drinking tab.

Oh my God. Go on, Sid and... Which we probably do need to drink tab after all this pancake discussion. It's a diet drink, after all. When I was a kid, I loved tab. When I was a kid, I was at a restaurant, I would order tab. My parents were like, why are you ordering a diet drink? I just when I was a kid, I loved tab. When I was a kid, I was at a restaurant, I would order a tab.

My parents were like, why are you ordering a diet drink? I just think I'd like the name. So, I always ordered a tab if I could. And it was in a pink can, you know? I felt like it was. Yeah, I had cool letters. Yeah. Tab's still out there, still probably killing people.

Yeah, I think it's still out there. No, good for tab. Yeah. Good for tab. I mean, I think it's really hard for like an indie soda to sort of stick around. I mean, I'm sure they've been purchased by someone, but I feel like, you know, there have been a lot of victims

to Coca-Cola and Pepsi, right? Or there's like sodas that like try to compete, but they really can't, like CNC Cola or RC Cola. Like it's nice tribe, but you really can't compete. So the fact that tab is like, no, I will not be pushed out of my little neighborhood store. I am gonna be here. Good for tab.

Yeah, good for tab. Cancer and a can, who knew? So everybody, here we are with Talk to the Brains. This episode of Real Housewives of Potomere. So we are still on the trip. Karen's gonna get ready to go to Surrey. Because I'm gonna be the first ever ambassador of Surrey. I'm gonna be the ambassador of the county.

So they, that's going to be happening, but they are having a, there was a very tense scene in the last episode because Wendy basically popped off on Giselle, probably deservedly so about Giselle's comments about her not being a woman of substance and yada yada yada yada. So she Wendy now walks off and Mia goes, oh hell, oh hell. I can't really figure out Mia. In terms of whose side she's she's on at any given time. I mean that's one of the cool things about Potomac is that there are no clear sides which is very you know, Roni. It's just they're just women who if they have a chance to pile on to each other, they just will. Yeah, well, me is the perfect housewife

because she's kind of like a two year old. I mean, listen, two year olds used to be strippers. They probably still are. They're always taking off their clothes and throwing them all around places, okay? But you would really describe them as a stripper, right? Cause that's what we would. No.

Also, two year olds are just a mess wherever they are. It doesn't matter. They can be in the nicest restaurant in the world, or just sitting on your counter top at home. They're a damn mess wherever they are. And I like that about Wendy, you know? She doesn't care where she is. Or me.

I mean, Mia, yes, I'm sorry. I have Wendy in my notes here for the next segment. Oh, yeah, Mia. And also, you know, a lot of two year olds, um, own several franchises of the joint. So that tracks as well. Yeah. You need a baby. If you have a two year old, you definitely need a your back cracked. So yeah, the boss baby was actually inspired by Mia. I don't know if you know that that franchise was inspired by Mia. The biggest plot point in Boss Baby was when Boss Baby was like, I'm gonna build these pamphlets into the center of the table.

It's when Boss Baby became very concerned with missing with other babies. Sorry, ma'am, your baby is not missing well with everybody. Do you mean meshing? No, we actually mean missing in this case. So to sell, it's like, I need a piece of rice. Ah, just so found something. And Robin's like, the loser is starting in.

And she's under the blanket. Okay, so everybody is like, wow, you know, Robin's so mad about all of this. And Robin's just pretending that she's like, well, who would even care if your husband's in a blog? I mean, who even cares? Well, Wendy Assefoe reveals that Robin was the one who told you about the false allegations

to begin with. Did you hear about this gossip, Ben? Did not go on. In the world of Bravo. Well, to YouTube video, so let me tell you who it's by, just so I'm not completely stealing from you, Leah. So it's Laila Lynn, okay, she's on YouTube and she has a video and it is called, Wendy Asafo reveals Robin told her about the false eddy cheating rumors that pretended not to

know. So apparently Robin came to Wendy and said, listen, there's these rumors about you and it's by the same blog that is spreading rumors about me and one Why doesn't Eddie sue them? So Eddie should see this blog so she's the one who got Wendy in on it in the first place Wendy did not see the blog and now Robin is having all of this stuff Helping having all of this stuff brought up on camera and then acting like Wendy's being crazy for overreacting to it. So you know, this green band is being, they are always something. Always.

Well, it's also funny that Robin is sitting here saying, well, if it didn't happen, it didn't happen. Who the fuck cares? Move on. Where are we mad? And yet she is in like a SNIT the rest of the episode because Wendy said that that Robin was in a non-relationship or non-present, had a non-present partner in WAN.

So Robin is preaching that if it's not true you shouldn't care and yet she's also very bothered the entire episode. Yes. And for those, just while we're making notes on things that didn't actually happen in this episode, last week you guys, what you guys, when Robin, Wendy was saying Robin eat a crackerer she meant just eat some food because you're drunk okay now why

didn't why was that so simple and we still didn't get it do you know what I eat when I'm drunk it is not a damn cracker not a cracker okay like if she said get a get a pizza eat a pizza or whatever then of course it would have been obvious to me but I'm not I'm not a thin thinking when someone says, oh, get a cracker. To me, I'm like, what does that mean? Like, it must be something else because we would be drunk and go for crackers. Yeah, and also, as long as we're bringing up stuff

from last episode, apparently the body of water that they are on is the James River. So how about that, everyone? What do you even care? What do you even care? What do you even care? What's a robot if water is? What even care? So, yeah, Robbins, like, no, I'll keep my thick skin, but I'll be sensitive to what other

people are going through. Like, when they don't know a body of water, they're all, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so just, uh, just, uh, Jacelle brings Robinson food. And Robbins, like, they're Robin goes, are we mad at Ashley for anything? It's just like, can we, like, before we move on with the scene, can we decide should we bring, should we, like, vent about Ashley?

Because I'm ready to do that right now if you want. I know. Robin, who's assisting this whole episode that she has her own mind and is not finding which is at all, is like, oh, am I supposed to be mad at Ashley? And she says, she dropped a bomb and then just walked off. I mean, a little, oh, make some milk and go.

Yeah, but she dropped the bomb that you guys gave her to drop, because you were too much of a whisk to drop it yourself. Like, you can't declare war on somebody and then get mad at the army. It's like, you declared the war, man. You and Jizel declared the war. You're so sage, Ronnie.

What a great saying. You can't declare war and get mad at the army. Wow, Ronnie. So yeah, but the other thing is that Ashley didn't drop a bomb. Ashley was like, she just delivered her thing in an explosive way, sort of, but she didn't drop a bomb. Ashley was like, she just delivered her thing in an explosive way, sort of, but she didn't drop a bomb. She basically was like, I've been through scandal two

and like, she was purportedly trying to say, how are you doing? Because I've been through it too, so you can speak to me about it. But instead, she did it in a terrible way, where she said, well, I've been into a scandal too. So is that why you're acting like a slut these days because you went to a scandal?

Is that why? Because you're insecure about your marriage? Which is not how you do it. And she was also telling her this is what everybody's talking about on camera behind your back. So do with that what you will, right? Yeah. So, um, Kair, this is like, um, Wendy,

are you gonna come have dinner and eat on the floor with us and Wendy's like I'm not waking bread with that bitch ass over there I'm not waking bread with her Yeah, so then they instead she sits on the sofa because it's enough of a separate space and then they're all eating I know that was a kind of suggestion. She's like, okay. Well, why don't you sit on the couch then? It's like okay, I will do that. So then they're all eating Chinese food in silence, which then made me want to have Chinese food really badly. And I'm now craving it at this moment. I may have to call Panda Express after this recap. I hate the sound of eating Chinese food in silence, though. So

Chinese food but not in silence. Well, what do I put on like music? Is that what you want? Yeah, put on music. Tell Surrey to play something because... Surrey? Yeah, I don't want to say that real nice. Well, I can do that because I'm the ambassador to Surrey.

So Surrey, Surrey, put on some Chinese food eating music. Please, thank you. Yeah. Because you try to use food sounds like Karen waiting for an elevator. It sounds like this. Well, I assure you, Ronnie, I will eat my panda express with some sort of, um, some sort of music or some oral stimulation, a U R A L stimulation. Yeah, put Big Brother on or something.

I actually will because I have to finish the episode I was watching last night. That's how I watch Big Brother. I only watch Big Brother while I'm meeting. So there you go. Okay, so when can you, because it's very loud. They're always there on that show, right?

They're always like, and then I play in the competition. Yeah. And you can, until they're not yelling, and then they're like, I think that's what we have to do. Is that the strongest? We like, what? Speak up.

I just stopped doing my Chinese food. It's like, it's like they know how to get your it. It is the perfect show to eat too, because you don't have to actually really look at the show. In fact, I had to drive to Culver City, like two weeks ago, I know, it's the worst. I know. So I had to drive to Culver City, like two weeks ago, I know, it's the worst. I know. So I had to drive to Culver City

and I was so far behind in my big brother and that I was like, I, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna play the episode through my speakers of my car and I actually just listened to an episode and it worked. Yeah, I've done that. I do that sometimes with Bravish's shows. Well, when I used to exercise, I would do that. I would put on Bravish's that we don't cover,

but I still wanna keep, you know, knowledge of. And I would do that. I would put on bravishes that we don't cover but I still want to keep You know knowledge of and I would just like speedwalk This is the episode of my on my headphones. I did that with spy games once and I was like this actually detracted from my workout This made my workout harder this show Spy games made life harder in general for everybody Spy games was Spy games is one that I think you would rather eat Chinese food in silence than watch Spice games again. Yeah.

Okay, so Wendy tells us, I think Juzel is coming after me because she sees where I am in my life and she wants me to be miserable like her, but she ain't heard nothing over here, baby, because we all good. Okay, I don't think that that's why Juzel is coming after you because she wants your life. I think Giselle is just her sport. She likes to ruin people's lives. It's just, you know, let her, let her have her fun.

Yeah, exactly. Well, also, I mean, you know, Giselle, I think Giselle wanted about this whole thing and this in a, in a, in a pretty terrible way, telling Wendy, she's no longer a woman of substance, and sort of vaguely slut-shaming her. But I think that ultimately where Giselle was coming from, sorry, from deflecting from the things going on in Giselle's life, is that she is sort of like, you are a totally new person this season. But of course, we all know the answer to that.

It's because she's famous now, or more famous. And so she just got the glow up. And she just kind of like, you know, it just went to her head. I mean, it's as simple as that. And I think that Jizelle wants to kind of say or wants to draw that out. Like, you're a different person now because you're letting this fame get to your head,

but I can't say that because it's too meta for the show. So I have to just sort of say it this way. And while I'm at it, I might as well drag in this gossip because that's fun to do. I don't know what my point is. I mean, I kind of agree with you. I think it's just like, kind of, yeah, you are. I kind of agree with you. I think that Jacelle, first of all,

she's mad at Wendy because Wendy is friendly with Karen. That's it. That's the farthest ago I think. So now Jacelle's gonna take Wendy down for daring to not be on her side. But I'm just gonna say, Jacelle, you know, from the way Jacelle looks at it, if I don't know if you've watched season one

of Real Housewives of Potomac lately, wow, Jacelle has really come a long way in the dressing and looks department. Yes, she still does not have any taste. But do you remember what Jacelle looked like in the first season? I mean, the hair, the outfit, she just looked terrible. She looked horrible. She looked horrible.

She looked very, very low-rent. And so she actually clasted up more as she went on. She looks amazing now. But Wendy went kind of the route that I think Jazelle felt like she had to abandon with like the sexiness and all of that stuff. Yeah, I think that's a really good point, Johnny. She's just a point, Johnny. Who knows? You what you can't you can't declare war and then tell them they can't get a Boob job, okay? Well, I think Can't declare war and then get Matthew army, okay, but I think that's Can't get Matthew army gets a boob job, but you know the thing is

The thing is that I think I think you're, that's a really salient point, but I also think there's an element of, you're not the first one here. We've all been there. We know you're feeling yourself because you're on a Bravo show and you're popular, well, I'm not popular, but liked, and you got asked back,

but we are all fit more famous than you are in your acting like you're the most famous one here. I would not be surprised that there's that element to combine with the resentment that just felt that she had to be classier, whereas Wendy went the other way, because this show does also have all sorts of stuff that's baked into it pertaining to class and lots of stuff that really,

it sort of surfaces every so often on the show in a really fascinating way actually. So yeah, the point is this, we're 10 seconds into the show in the woman in Chinese food. We're 20 minutes into this. Okay. Okay.

Me and thanks everyone for listening. Oh gosh. So, a scholar's like, yeah, I think we should call it a night guys. And Karen's, uh, Karen's like, are you getting food for our house? Um, let's scavenge. So they go in and start taking a lot of the food to their sad little cottage. And, uh, basically just decide to go to bed. Yeah, they, so they, yeah, the cottage woman leave.

It's basically Karen and Wendy walk out the door and a scholar like turns and says like, good night everyone. And then she turns around and Karen just left the door slam and a scholar's face. Because like, if she left that door slam on my face one more time because that's what this entire trip has been for a scholar just having doors, Karen slamming doors in her face. Yeah. So then Robin and Candace and just Elk also about it. Robin's like, so then Robin and Candace and Jacelle gossip about it. And Robin's like, so when she came in here saying that people were going after her husband and Candace is like, she is sensitive. I'm a good person to see you. And so let me just say she's sensitive. I mean, look at her face.

She wears everything on her face and under her face and in her lips and inside her face. Okay. And Jacelle goes, well, that's not my interpretation of her. And then we get a flashback of Wendy last season saying, I'm Dr. Wendy to you, okay? So then we go over to the cottage and they're talking and Wendy's saying, like she just doesn't even want to talk about it anymore. And Karen says, well, just I like to button without permission. And excuse me, that's how I feel. What? She's out likes to button without permission and excuse me. That's how I feel. What does that like to butt fuck you without your permission?

Oh, I thought it was but in without permission. That's pretty blue language for the future ambassador of sir County. Oh, I think sir. He was like, oh my god, we're changing the locks. We are changing the locks. Well, you know, just like commit some autonomy without permission and excuse me That's how I feel because she feels like she has a ride to speak on your life But how dare you speak on hers?

Oh my god, this general so is chicken in my teeth right now So back to the other ladies can this is like everyone has triggers and obviously Eddie is a trigger for her and obviously Eddie is a trigger for her. Ha! I'm just so psych... Wow. Just so psych... Well, if that is a trigger, then she shouldn't be in this group.

BAAA! Because you're going to crumbla every time. Ma! So Candace says, well, everyone doesn't react to being critiqued the same way. Sometimes, they fling a pocketbook into your face. Mother! So they... And then Candice is like,

you know, I just want to work away in that. Just to remind everybody that Macy Gray is coming up late of this season. My dear dear friend. So Candice is basically saying, she's like, you know what, I bet Wendy is, you know, in the cottage right now crying on Karen's shoulder And then it cuts to Wendy just like, he's such a good man Good husband. He's a good father. And he was like to say something malicious that she knows is not true. Oh god Oh god And Karen's like, well, I'm gonna get you a sliver of a paper towel And Karen's like, well, I'm gonna get you a sliver of a paper towel. These can be sized to an ever sized unit, so that we're saving the world at the same time.

So as to fight global warming here is one portion of paper towel. Please grab that. You may not know this, but Ladam is moving into the paper towel. It's like a giant. We don't call it a size Ladam is moving into the paper towel. It's like a... Oh, and ginned. We don't call it like the size, because it's like the journey. Mmm. So then back with Robin, she's like,

there's two ways she could have responded to this. And just like, oh man. It's like, actually, one way is Ashley, thank you so much for coming to me with this. And just like, hello. And then, she just like like in the background of church, you know. Yes. And the other way is that she could walk in and cost me out

for no reason. And, you know, I'm just really disappointed at Wendy. I'm realizing that Wendy just was always turning my nose up at us and I'm my relationship. So she's feeling now Robin is basing everything of their relationship on this one stupid fight, right? So then we got back to Wendy. And now Wendy's also disappointed. I am so, so, so, so, so disappointed in Robin. I'm like, well, congrats on this is called knowing Robin to know Robin is to be so, so, so, disappointed in her.

But isn't that also how you fall in love with Robin? I mean, that's basically wanting Robin's love story. He's like, I'm disappointed in your story. It's my love story. I'm like, oh, we're going to get married. I know. You have to feel the disappointment to then experience the joy, which is why I love Robin because I'm always disappointed with her.

Yeah. So Wendy's like, yeah, she's really a different person with Giselle. And as call us, like, yeah, she's so different. I'm looking at her like, how are you excusing your friend's behavior? I mean, that's disgusting. And she like a nervous person. Oh, Karen, did you just bring a door in here to slam it in my face? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there. So she's like, yeah, I've never seen this show before. And it's just crazy that Jizelle has this loyalty with Robin. Like they're just loyal to each other. I don't get it. So then they go to bed and Karen's like, group, pop, group, pop Wendy and Karen. What a group. Scottish crew.

The skull is like, uh, excuse me. Oh, yes, would you like a paper towel here? Let me tear off a little corner of the selector size. That's the select a very small size for you there. You can take that back to wherever you came from. Um, I have a something for you. I'll just stand right on it, take two steps back. Robo.

The sliding door. Okay, um, a scallop just stand right here and just okay, we're gonna get you peppy position. Ow! Did you just drop the attic door on my head? Oh, I'm sorry. Could you get this ladder off me? I'm sorry, I can't help you right now. Goodbye. So then the other ladies are talking about how Robin was finger-fucking-herself. And she's like, yo, I don't give a fuck. I'm like, fuck me, bitch. And she's like, okay, yeah, well I have to go, wow. You made me drink the liquor, raw. So they go to sleep together, of course, Robin and just, because they even have to go to bed at the exact same time.

And then Wendy gets into bed and calls Eddie. And he's like, look at you looking scrumptious. I'm sorry, but any talks to Wendy like he's cheating. Right? It's like Deandra has been on Real Housewives of Dallas. I have no proof that he's cheating, but every time we talk to her, he's like, Hey, Dandra, God, I want to have six with you right now. I want to make love to you right now. I want to make love to you right now Pissed jeez. I want to yeah, I want to have a pork chop competition with you and eat it by the pool and then have sex in the water Yeah

over compensation So Wendy's like I have so much to fill you in on you know This was supposed to be a vacation and it turned into a vacation from hell. And that is like, hmm, you got to need you to work on your material. That's sort of like an unoriginal take on that phrase. Talk to you later. Bye. Yeah. So the next day, everyone's getting ready for the day. And just else doing her water aerobics, which cracks me up every time I see it. And Robin calls Juan. And she's like, oh, it's like at home without me.

You've been waking him up earlier than me, huh? And he's like, yeah, pretty much Robin anything else anyone. Anyone, anyone wake him up earlier than you. So yeah, he's based, she's like, whoa, so you know, it's funny. He's like, I gotta go. I'm getting a shape up, getting a shape up. Bye, bye. I gotta go I'm getting a shave up getting a shave up. Bye. Bye So then Candice calls Karen and um Karen's gonna do her makeup at the house for sure I'm doing it for sure

I'm working and she tells us I'm very excited to get sworn into sorry county today Too much is given much is expected Which is why I'm wishing good skin and decent wigs on everyone in that tiny little county. Go, go ye forth with smart pores, you smart pores. She's literally acting as if she were just elected president of a small country. Yeah.

She is. This is my platform. My platform for service. La Dom for everyone in paper towels and every household. Thank you. So then Wendy's like, okay, you guys go over there and have some food. But Karen, please let the other ladies know that I'm doing my TV segment today. So I'll be a little late.

She's like, oh, all right. So they go to the big house and then Mia sees them, obviously. And everyone's saying hi. And she, Karen tells them that Wendy, you know, it's gonna be on the news and all that stuff. And Wendy didn't get the reaction she wants. Everyone's like, wow, great. Everyone's like, okay, but we see Wendy doing her remote

with like MSNBC or something. And she has like a pillow on the floor and you see her luggage in the background with her clothes pouring out of it. I'm like, Wendy, you're on national, well, you're doubly on national TV. You're on the news right now, close your suitcase. Or put that pillow on a bed or something.

Man, COVID really changed the news, didn't it? Yeah. People were like, I am them. Five murders. Daddy, daddy! Some little fucking kid walks in, you know, picking his butt. Look what the hell is this? You know who's a real pioneer?

He's a real pioneer. It's a real pioneer that little girl who walked in on that guy in the BBC interview. That was even before COVID. She was just like, I know this is the wave of the future, so I'm just gonna start it. Okay, I'm gonna walk in with a crazy walk on my dad's interview. Yeah, people just, you know, oh my God, well that guy was masturbating the whole time.

Go with your change to the news. So basically, the hair make up people arrive at the big house for Karen and um, Askala's telling Jacelle that she and Wendy need to have a conversation and Jacelle's like, well, uh, I did not start the conversation and I'm getting all the blame, uh, Ashley did it. Uh, Ashley did it. I'm like, you started it the night before when you said that Wendy was not a woman of substance. What are you talking about? She was trying, she's been trying to get Robin to do it for weeks and Robin would do it. So then she got Ashley to do it. She's so full of it.

So then Ashley's at home now. And you know, she's feeding one baby while the other one's like running around with a little car or whatever. And Michael comes home and he's another one who's probably cheating because he's like, look what I had made for you. It's a ring. She's like, well, it shouldn't fit my finger because it's too big for my finger.

It's for my penis, but I'm still free to wear it for now. Wow, this is so wonderful. Hey, does this say MGM on the inside? MGM casino? Oh, excuse me. I'll take that back right now. This is the one for you. Is this just a gift certificate to Sizzler?

Well, I love you, because you can have any food you want. So yeah, we see the little babies and, you know, Dean loves seeing his dad, which Albede does, because you know, his dad when he has to babysit, it's like take Dean to work day and just go down to the strip club. I'm like, I'll be a favor that little tiger. Yeah, it is. Yeah. And as you just talk about how she didn't know if Michael is going to be capable of stepping up and be

being there for, you know, the family and, but he has, he has. And then Michael says, it's warm inside where he should take him outside. I don't know why I wrote that down, but that's like the Michael weather report. Whether or not you could take a baby outside, it's warm. Let's do it. Also, I may take him to the strip club. All right then. I thought it was kind of funny that she's like,

wow, Michael is stepping up to be there for me. And that's on Chartered Territory. I'll look at Michael coming home. And he's like, we should go outside. Man, he got he can't stand being in there for more than two minutes. He's like, okay, welcome daddy, daddy's home. Daddy is now leaving again. All right. Thank you, son.

Yeah. Maybe he's just running laps, just running from room to room. I'm trying to find Nanny Daisy because she's got the titties that I really like. Why? Why? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle and we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened,

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And when he arrives in her Lisa Rinne Duster and then closes the Duster in the car, which is, you know, it's kind of what I've always wondered about the Lisa Rinne Duster. Like, don't those things get caught in the car, which is, you know, it's kind of what I've always wondered about the Lisa Rinne Dester. Like don't those things get caught in the car? Come on. So Robyn's like, well I'm sure on the other house they're talking trash about us. And a scholar tells her, no, you know, like you, we were just saying that you went to Jacelle's defense, which was really weird. And he was like, well, she was just dreaming and finding out when he happened. And Rob was like, what are you even talking about? What did she tell us to fans?

Yeah, and just I was like, Robyn, nine, I think differently on a ton of stuff. I'm really shady, I'm really messy, and Robyn calls me out at all the time. For instance, Robyn, what do you think about checkers? Oh, they're fun, right? It's super fun. That was a coincidence that we agreed on that, but normally we don't agree on anything.

Well, I'm not saying that gossip doesn't hurt. It's just that I choose not to care when I hear gossip about myself. Listen, what was she fighting with Ashley about that time when she and Jizelle showed up to Ashley's restaurant and then she got all an Ashley's face. It was like putting her finger in that actually space and telling her off. Wasn't that about a one-roomer? This is me in your face. I don't know. I thought they were just going, I think they were, were they trying to deliver gossip about my goal or I actually they were fighting that. They were coming after Ashley. They were fighting with her, remember? I thought that was a long go. So yeah, it was.

But in my head, it's one gossip. And I'm going to keep it that way. OK. So this comes out. And Robin talks about how her relationship has been through so much publicly. But look at her. Now she's engaged to Juan.

And Wendy was so excited for her when she did get engaged. And it's just surprising that she took a quote unquote job at my relationship. Yeah. Well, congratulations, you're on a real house, so I've showed that's what's going to happen. People who anything you do or say, say you do,

is going to be used against you, regardless of how happy people are for you. Okay, when the time comes, they need to load up a, you know, some sort of attack. That's what's going to happen. So Wendy shows up and just tells like, Wendy, it's good to see you. I would love for us to talk when you want to talk one day. And so Wendy turns away and she's got parades. She goes, not do your braids. Just the Wendy. I want you to take nourser. just not do your braids, just the Wendy. Yeah. I want you to just ignore her.

Well, this is a windy. Wow. You're really, you're really winning this one. She's like literally just turned her head and staring at the back wall at nothing. Yeah. So then just I was like, a scholar, would you like to try tennis?

Saa. And Karen's getting her selfies taken, or her pictures taken by the make up leading, which is just funny watching Karen pause and pause and pose. So me is like, well, I haven't had to hear. You can't see yet, but like I got it before surgery. And I've had so seri in section, so seri, section of the seri in I don't know, it's dramatic. The end of the board was wrapped around on my baby's neck. And then my husband at the time was at the club

because it was flying too much for him. And when he did get to the room, he hooked up his blanks engine. And they're like, wow, wow. So Rob is like, well, one Miss Carter's birth. So that wasn't that good, but sometimes I like to remind him when he gets mad. It was said if we had a third child, that would be the redemption.

Oh, well. Yeah, just keep having babies until he does it right. Just keep getting more babies. So then Candace is like, um, let's play a game. I need some extras for my music video. I love that this is coming the week after Cand. I really want to be taken seriously by the musical industry and musical artists. So therefore she's going to put Robin and Joselle and Karen into her music video. So she wants she's going to divide everyone into two teams to see who's going to be worthy of

being in the video Because they're gonna you do like a choreo battle for the her new song called Drive back and she goes this video is literally about my relationship with Chris and like I'm talking about Driving back to my husband and they just do a flashback from like last year of Candace sitting in her car Just yelling at Chris just screaming at it to show that she doesn't have any good memories in a car with Chris. Yeah. So Robin, you know, she's telling us that all the women can relate because Robin has driven back to one and Chisel has driven back to Jamal and Karen stays driving home to Ray and Ashley honey her car is perpetually in reverse and so

They Separate into teams and do some choreography for the big drive video Yeah, it's not a bad song by the way. I think for for Bravo song a real house wife song like we've definitely seen a lot worse So it's it's not too bad I know, but that's such a bravo scale of raising musicality. It's not the worst thing that's ever. It's not a Kim Zolciak. It's not like tightrope, right? There's a tightrope between me and you. Like, we're not at that level, but you know, it's okay.

It's okay. I think that like, it's no Google me. It's no Google. It's no good as gold, which is the high point for me. That's, that's the top of the, of the heat. You know, another one of the song, we good is on display. I'm just, yeah, that's a very good.

Yeah, my friend Kimberly, you're never a day. Yeah, it's a good one. Every day, right now, in for me to far, ever but I'm sweating. Every day, every day, right now in for me, chiefa. Ever butters with mommy, chiefa. Well, they can just keep waiting, no, me, wait, no, me, wait, no, me.

Well, I do have a soft spot for chic salivie. And in fact, last night when I was making dinner, I had like, my iPhone was playing music on Shuffle to like the Bluetooth speaker and all of a sudden, it was like, ladies and gentlemen, this is the Countess. We have arrived and Dom was like, what the fuck is this? I was like, it's Countess Luanne singing her song. He just looked at me like, no.

You're trash. But I played it, I played the whole song. Yeah, hell yeah, you have to. Okay, so Robin tells us that she's dabbled in video hotness because she was in a pee daddy video called bad boy for life I believe those video hones not hotness, but you're right. That was that was not a correct. Sorry Guys, Siri is really not Okay, what can I tell you we don't talk about hose and sir accounting?

So But fuck against your wheel. That was just out. So Karen is not going to contribute, but then she decides that she is going to contribute. She goes, ah, he has my contribution to the dance. And then she just like gets out there and sort of twerks and shakes her butt and everything. like gets out there and sort of twerks and shakes her butt and everything. And then it's it's going to be a team twerks a lot versus team Nubian queens. And of course, Candace has, Candace just always has that microphone. I don't know where she got that microphone from like Spencer gifts,

but it's like always in her hand. And she just is able to whip it out at any given moment. And she's doing it again. Yeah. Um, so yeah, she's got a microphone. Of course, me is just like twerking around, you know, spitting out ping pong balls or whatever. She's like too amazing at it. And then Jacelle's trying and Karen's like, well, she can't dance but she was a good sport. You know, she did get up and flop her fat vagina at us

and we were turned off but we clapped. We clapped. You know what I call to sell? I call to sell a single wick thinker. You know, it's a shame. It's a shame. It's a gold wick. So, yeah, it's just more dancing.

And then Karen's dancing. She comes back and now Karen is actually dancing, but she's also kind of just doing yoga. It's like a weird yoga dance, which is a thing that people do. It's about her knees. dance, which is a thing that people do. She goes about her knees and then just like kind of lunges out to the side. But I feel like we've seen that before in shows where people just start doing yoga moves for dance. I'm like, you know, you're just doing yoga. Like warrior one is

not a dance move. Yeah, the tree is not really a wholeness move. You're not doing an arabesque. You're just transitioning into downward dog. Yeah, at least do a downward dog. I mean, if you're going to try and get sexy with it, you know. Yeah, I wish I knew more terms. What? Popma. Popma. I don't's all I've got to plie arabesque pommel pommel pommel did you mean to show artistry through yoga cuz you didn't so jacelle is like so garen is doing these

strange moves jacelle says poor ray is this what he has to come home to I'm gonna send a ray of stripper, because I feel sorry for the brother. How could you wish death and a stripper on my husband? How dare you just, though? And they all win because Candice needs all of their regrams to get the song sold, basically. So she's like, you're a video hell and you're a video hell and you're a video hell and Robin's like, um, I already have one So then Karen of course Karen praise in a mirror. This is so Karen, you know

Of course Karen praise to God while getting her makeup done in the mirror. She's like Heavenly Father done in the mirror. She's like, Heavenly Father, please give me the words to speak clearly from my heart and I step into this position to serve my hometown. Amen. Yeah, and so now they all go off to tennis. Another brought a classic Bravo trope for the past 10 or 12 years is the old Real Housewives tennis game where no one actually seems to know how to play tennis. So it's Mia Wendy and Karen go off to Surrey while the rest go off to play tennis. And in order to get to tennis, that means you also have to layer in another trope, which

is someone driving the golf car a little too fast for everyone else. Yeah. Like, we're sculling. Um, and she sells like what you're not gonna do is kill me in Williamsburg. If I'm gonna die, at least need to die somewhere nice. Like a Z gallery, so now this are playing tennis and, you know, in Jacelle's, like, you give Jacelle a ball and you know, it's how to do with it. And yes, I mean it, like, you think, gah.

And so they're just like playing tennis and just like, you know, the balls just going, like, lob after lob after lob. And Jacelle's like, ha, 45 to 15, nah, 45 to 15, and they're like, you know, they like, not even a score you can have in tennis, so they just kind of adjust it. You know, tennis, bravo tennis. What else can be said? Candace basically plays tennis like she sings.

Like there's a lot of gumption there, but it's missing all costs. No future, no future. There's no, there's no. Follow over the place. There's no foresee's no fall over the place There's no foreseeable future for her with tennis and singing So Karen arrives at city hall or Whatever the county seats. Yeah, I'm sorry Virginia Sorry with Wendy and Mia and Mia's wearing a see-through trench, which you know, no read the room

It was kind of cool, but at the same time also also kind of like an autopsy thing, like I thought she was about to do like a CSI. Yeah, it looked like she was about to do a CSI scene in the rain. You know, it was a weird. I'm CSI in the rain. Uh, cousin David, sister Bridget, family, family. And raise like, I'm gonna surprise you with flowers, honey. Well, thanks for ruining the surprise, right?

Surprise, Ray. Okay? Because here they are, another flowers. You know, although it's very small, COVID safe environment, I am on the courthouse steps being swan in as a facet. So there's a lady gets up there and says that she's honored to present this token to Karen. So Karen has the key. So again, this is just like a lovely, it's like a lovely, you know, ceremonial thing. It's fun. Like I certainly haven't been given any keys to any cities I don't think I've ever even been given those kinds of keys. Okay. I did like that this was her very first, it was the very first ambassador to Surrey County.

So you guys basically just made some shit up so Karen could put you all on TV again. Yeah, they created a position for her. So she gets up there and she goes, honorary guests, my family and friends, thank you for being present today. I'm truly an honor to being of service and I would be remiss if I didn't mention my related parents. You know, she talks about her parents, but she just takes this position very, very seriously.

I think that she thinks it's an actual job. I would like to thank everyone for this beautiful set for my induction, this non-smoking sign behind my head. This is a tough thing. It touches me to my soul, sir! Ask not what you can do for your country. No. Ask not what your country can do for sir.

No. Ask not what you can do for a, but what a, can do for sir. No ask not what you can do for a but what ray can do for you there it is Ask not what your country can do for your country, but why your country does not smell like The only thing you have to fear is a single wicked self So Ray clown music starts playing and Ray's like, is that Mike still there? And the brother, they just cuts to the brother who obviously hates Ray. He's like, I care in. Like anytime Ray does anything that's remotely nice, she's like, I think she's expecting

like Ray is going to make some announcement. Like, like, I've decided I want to renew my vow with you right now. So she's like, I'm really proud of you and thrilled to see you. And did you announce the other things that we said we were gonna talk? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So good people of Surrey, not only am I going to work to make sure that people have been here before and there will be soybeans for everyone,

but on top of that, there's gonna be an expansion to La Dame and we're in Staling candles at a Roma therapy for the home. I was like, why are you talking about this at your Surrey induction? I know, it's not like she's trying to use the huge crowd to her advantage. It's literally just all people who are going to get it for free. It's all her family. I was surprised

to do the now come closer, come closer, don't be afraid. Come on, gather in, gather in, let's fill in these gaps here. Let's just like Karen, there's seven people here. Yeah. And so Karen just announces that she's going to do candles and she does this right in front of Wendy Who Wendy went to Karen to a couple episodes ago to get mentorship for her own candle line So this is pretty fishy Karen, okay? Yes, that's also the name of one of my candles so As much what you can do for your country, but why your country doesn't smell fishy enough and Tethered on candle fishy but why your country doesn't smell fishy enough? Enter the Leetom candle! Fishing.

One small step for candles. A giant leap for candle kind. And I know that was a national, not a public servant, but you know, I am in my own different planet sometimes. So the producer... Uh, I'm confused. She didn't mention that at her house. So yeah, the producer, sorry. Yeah, the producer's like, so Karen, why didn't you mention to Wendy when she came for advice? Oh, Wendy, when Wendy came for me, it wasn't about me. It was about Wendy and there's a little difference in what Wendy and I are doing. I mean, the ladam candle is a three-wick candle and hers is more of a one-wik and not to be confused with

a warwick, which of course we loved yarn. But mine can just cover an area that's a little bit larger, that's all. So you're so full of it. So then she came out on Twitter. The trigger handle. Yes. You posted this on our Instagram is so funny. So this is your tweet. This is the search week. Do you have it up to? No, but I can pull it up. Yeah, pull it up. I'll read

the first one and you read the second one. Okay. Sure. Hello, my ladons. Dot, dot, dot. The truth is, dot, dot, dot, everyone knew I was coming out with a home fragrance candle and gives that. Doesn't surprise me at all that Wendy forgot, but that's okay. Wendy came to me for business advice and I would always be there to support her sister. I walk in my truce, um, comma, the dumb, bye. Karen Hugo began three years ago with Discovery plus development plus a powerful plan. Locked and loaded. I launched with a fragrance and shared sky's limit for LADDOM!

Fragrance, Wigs, Candles and Home. This is a multi-billion dollar industry and this there is room at the table. For a one-way candle, which is obviously less powerful. at the table for a one-way candle which is obviously less powerful. Let's not be one with one-wick thinkers. I just play the room with the table for everyone. And that's why I'm also going to be producing my first feature film, Johann Wick. Please enjoy Wicc Wars You may have seen my new horror film called the wicca woman So then back over with the other ladies

their the losers had to wash the winners feet and So they're doing they're playing around with like pouring water on each other's feet and stuff. So Candace is like, this is gonna be our final dinner. How are we gonna sit there with all of this tension? And so she does a little diary room where she's like, we are at a space with my girlfriends where everyone is fighting. And the drama doesn't involve me at once. I'm now a good person.

Not buying it. Well, not buying it. And also you try to have the drama involved you because last episode you went into the kitchen and tried to fight with Ashley and you even brought your little tissue square and tried to cry about it. So don't act like you're not involved the drama. You just, you know, your your opponent just went home to her babies. So then, um, Jacelle's just saying how Wendy was just so offensive to Robin last night.

And Robin's like, yeah, when you say shit like that, you really feel that way. And I know who's not invited to my wedding. I know who's not invited to my bridal shower. I know who's not invited to shit. I'm like, that's everyone because as far as we can tell, there is no wedding or bridal shower. It's just an existential limbo. Oh, and it's also such a huge pet peeve of mine when people are like, Oh, really? You're not invited to my wedding and you're not invited to my bruh. Fuck you. Like,

I'm supposed to cry for not like having to go rent a suit and buy you multiple gifts. Go fuck yourself. How about that? Yeah. Back in like 2000 and I think like eight or nine, a friend of mine didn't invite me to his wedding. And I was really upset about it. I was like eight or nine, a friend of mine didn't invite me to his wedding. And I was really upset about it. I was like, well, I guess I see where I stand with us. I see, because I see, because that was also a little bit earlier on in my attending wedding portion of my life. But now I'd be like, thank God, thank you, thank you for not inviting me to your wedding.

Unless it's like a super amazing, awesome, over-the-top wedding with celebrities involved. I'm like, I'm all good. I'm all good. Yeah, I feel like weddings are basically the polite way of begging. You know, like, why don't you just go stand on the street with the cardboard sign? Okay, and I can throw some change at your head at the stoplight. Okay, because that's basically what you're doing. You're having this whole party for yourself. We're basically, we just all have to spend money on you, okay? Yeah, and then they'll say, oh, but you don't understand how much money, like their thing is like, oh, but you know, like you spend money on me, but you know how, it's like $250 ahead, you know?

Like I spent money on you. Oh, wow, oh, yeah, you're about to be a plated chicken in return for a kitchen chicken. Dryer chicken. Don't fund yourself. I know, I got to have a chicken. And I got to, like, I got to enjoy the privilege of making small talk with someone I'll never see again,

but for some reason with our Facebook friends. Yes, you're Aunt Jan, who know what else wanted to sit with. Like, you sat her next to me because I'm single too. And you wouldn't even let me invite anybody because they're not like technically my boyfriend or whatever. There's like all these rules. Like, we'll invite Ronnie, but just Ronnie, he can't bring anybody because he's a single.

Oh fuck you and you're stupid. And yet, yeah, he's a single, and then all of a sudden you're stuck next to Peter, the co-worker that you didn't even want him invite, and then Peter brought his girl because he just decided to bring Peter, and Peter's girlfriend. And then like he doesn't talk, and then she makes strange conversation, and then they just like sit there awkwardly, because they just had a fight, and then they just look at their role, and you have to sit there and be like, ugh.

Yeah. So that's how I feel about it. That's how I do Robin. Then Canvas is like, well, we don't mean green-eyed bander today. And they're like, so up to be a fairer. And Robin says, that's not fair because you're telling me, I can't express my opinion on anything.

And Candace is like, you're toxic. This is toxic behavior. Oh, I thought she said it's taunting behavior. Well, either way, she's like, if you all do this, I'm gonna put my boob in someone's glass, okay? Just be nice. So then we come back to the story women and they're stopping at 7-11, which is really funny. Because you know, a Karen was like, Hello there, I was the new ambassador

to Surrey County. I'd like to exercise my privilege and enjoy a free slurpee that has been a perk that was reserved for me as a ambassador, I believe. No? Before we leave, I want to show you girls the Surrey County Country Club. Slurping in my- Well, I want to introduce you to some players that way. They have a very unique, bespoke way of creating hot dogs. They put them on little rollers and then you pick one off as you like it. Just one of those joys of Surrey County. And me is like, well of course me and it's not mine.

It's like the excitement of the town. And I was also excited to see the back and slurping, surfing machine too. This Gordon doesn't let me go into some of the lab. And yeah, wow, you know, there we go again. This is some, this is some real housewives of Salt Lake City shit. Like who knew that we're gonna get two reunions in a row? Because you know this is gonna come up at the reunion, right? It has to, where someone refuses to go into a 7-11. That's right.

We're gonna get two 7-11 fights. I know, this is very exciting. This is, it looks so, Gordon really doesn't allow you to go into a seven 11 pants ring and he apparently, you know, there's no pamphlets in there for me to rearrange. So if I can't call someone my boss bitch that I'm a boss bitch, then I'm not allowed in. So they're driving back and me is telling her, telling Karen she loves her family. They're like the app, and they meet up good country family.

I'm like, they brought the lawn chairs, honey. Yeah, and Karen's just like chomping away at some sun chips, which for some reasons is like really funny to me. I just like to think of like the curation process for Karen as she decides which chip to bring into a car. Like, hmm, sun chips, that's exciting. Chips made of sunlight.

I like that. And what's this one? Doritos, Doritos. We like Doritos. What do you guys think? I eat those sun chips. The chatter ones so good. Yeah, they're good. They're the list. So then, uh, that's where I get them too. Wendy is, uh, wait, sorry, I skipped Wendy again. So Mia's like, so, you know, and anticipate dealing with refraff when we get back to you. And when he's like, I don't even kill. And Karen goes, what do I care? I have a key to a city.

Yeah. I mean, it's like, well, after you last last night, she goes, well, if you're gonna be a weak bitch, then maybe you shouldn't be there, motherfucker, bitch face, bitch face, cut fitness, right? Cause she has a cut fitness. So don't we all agree? And then we all, they all held a boat, and they said you're going to be a weak bitch, then maybe you shouldn't be there. Motherfucker bitch face bitch face cut fitness, right? Because she has a cut fitness. Don't we all agree? And then we all they all held a boat.

And they said you're the biggest cut fitness that you've ever met. And then they actually want to like just kick you off the show and never see you again. Their words not mine. They actually check out an orange and then they start a stabbing it. And they say, pretend this is Karen's. Pretend this is your head. And pretend this is what he said. They started stabbing it over and over again, called this is Karen's man. Pretend this is your hat. And pretend this is Wendy's hat.

And I started stabbing it over and over again, called you weak in a bitch. They like, they like, some in Slender Man and Slender Man came over and they're like, Slender Man, can you go kill Wendy and Karen? And then like, Slender Man was like, I won't even do that because it's just like, but beneath me.

So it's just Slender Man's words, not mine. And Wendy's like, wow, she said weak bitch. She goes, um, something along that line. And then we'll see you. We see the clip of Jizzle going, well, if you're going to crumble every time. And then back to me, and me is like, well, I'm not going to worry about Jizzle, because she sure as hell didn't say don't tell Wendy. So I got a letter

now. Now if she had just else that I wasn't allowed into a 7-11 now be a different story but she didn't say it. So the woman come back to the house and dinners could be at 9 and Candace tells everyone if the dress code is cocktail no jeans and then they cut to Jazele just walking around in jeans. Make a hot chocolate with fireball. Yeah. Um, so they all start gathering and when it comes out, you know, and it's really tense. And so me is like, okay, but you need to, let me tell you about searing. I am a great time there. Like, I am opportunity to connect with wind me and. And I know that me, just on wind, they are having issues.

We are having issues. Yes. If she wants to grow up and have an adult conversation with me, then she can do that. And Candace is on the side going, mean, mean, mean, mean, as if Candace is one to talk, right? So Candace, likeice, like, just, you have over-analyzed Wendy's clothes for like five years, which I'm assuming she's

exaggerating because that wouldn't make sense. She's like, no, like, don't act, she basically say, like, just don't act like you're totally innocent in this, right? So then Wendy, Karen and Eskala arrive and Wendy's acting like she just doesn't care about Juzela dinner, right? Because she can enjoy dinner with her without just helping there. Yeah. So it's both A-Stah, they're doing some shots. Candice gives the toast to forgiveness.

And Wendy's like, um, that toast sucks. Did you not see what they did to me on this trip? I would like to make a toast to the women in wheel relationships with men who do not cheat on them. Cheers. You all ate shit. OK, now that's maybe going a little too far. Like don't point somebody else for getting cheated on. Yeah, that's where we always lose is me. Like she's not really wrong. She just goes about it in the wrong way. You know, it's like you have the chance

to have everybody on your side. Just let those two look like assholes. Exactly, exactly. So then Robin, she congratulates Karen. Karen, congratulations on being the ambassador to a county. That's really cool for someone. And hold on, I have to FaceTime 1. Hold on. Hi. Thank you, single wick.

Thank you, single wick. I appreciate that. Quiet Karen, I'm FaceTime 1. I'm trying to do a bit, okay? Okay, hold on. Hello. Hi. Hi, my non-existent partner. How are you? What are you talking about Robin? Oh? We have an non-existent relationship. Did you know that would you would you stop what are you even talking about? Relationship is some fake bullshit apparently gotta go Huh? My non-existent partner I should be some fake bullshit apparently gotta go

By not exist in partners One hates I can't believe one picks up the phone because every time he does he's like Hello, I'm getting my hair cut by like I'm still doing my shape up. You can do your shape up for five days So a scholar's like, well, I mean the attitude Robin. She's what I do do so Wendy are you gonna ignore me to or just jazel When he goes great question, which I like I like when she accidentally slips into MSNBC, right? She's like great question. Well, I think one thing that we can understand about the world situation Oh wait, I'm sorry. I'm talking to Robin. Okay, you stupid So she's like great question now I'm not gonna ignore. And if in the course

of my conversation with Jazeal, I said anything to offend you, I apologize for that. And Jazeal's like, I know she gets it. She's out face. And Robin's like, you took personal digs at me. I was like, wow, because I remember like a year ago at my at my engagement party, you were screaming the loudest, and then you said my relationship was non-existent, and I said, wow, she was never my friend, because like what you said, that was quick, and that tells me how you really feel.

And you being excited about me was the fake part. Well, that was a great comment. I want to thank you so much for saying it, really showed how dumb you are. First of all, your entitled to your opinion, I want to thank you so much for saying it. Really showed how dumb you are. First of all, you're entitled to your opinion. I'll never judge you on it, but I will patronize you on it. And I feel as though the way you have treated me

this past week, I feel like it's fake shit. And my girlfriends, the way we walk, that's just not what we do to each other. Yeah, because when I said that comment, it hurt her feelings, you know, but that's how all of us feel when she's out talks about all families, but you defend her Robin. And that's not right. So she's like, you know, you know, how hard Motherhood is. I thought you'd be the one clapping the hardest for me that I did something for myself. I love Wendy pushing this. Like try, you know, she, she's smart, right? right like she she just turned that around on her

she basically was like you know you made fun of me when I was doing something for myself and I'm a mother she kind of like took this unassailable position you know she put it she does she does that thing that how so I do where they're like you didn't just defend me you tore down women you tore down America you tore down a man I tore down America. You tore down America. You tore down America. I thought that as an American, you would support me following my American dream. And you proved that you're basically a communist. What?

Yeah. And Robins, like, well, I think it's amazing that you did something for yourself. I mean, but like I said before, I sense to change in your personality and behavior. And I'm not saying to change that I'm just saying I've noticed it and I hope all is good in the hood Like all is good in the hood Yeah, she's like and I apologize and I don't want you to feel any type of way And Robin's like this is a bullshit. So then Mia

Can we talk about the real issue here, which is that slurpees are not as big as they used to be and I just found that out today. The real issue is where the mystery's gone. And when he's like, I would love for you to explain to me why the second I left the house that you said, she's a weak bitch and just goes, who's that? You did, you didn't.

And then we see the clip again, which is all saying, you're gonna crumble every time you shouldn't be here. And Mia goes, well, I am interpreted that way. And I'm like, oh Jesus, when he's like, oh my God. And Karen's just like, we got bread pudding. Lord, we got bread pudding. Bread pudding, anyone?

Anyone? Karen covers her face. Like God, I'm trying to be on your side, lady. So she sells like, well, but she sells will say enough crazy stuff on her own. I don't need you to add anything. And so he's like, well, I mean, I was sirenaligned that.

And such a sells pounding the table going, well, I mean, it was sirenaligned that and such as else pounding the table going stop it when the Yeah, I mean, it's like well, I swear I heard the worm batch and candy because she did not call her a weak bitch Okay, she said if you're gonna be this way you shouldn't be in the group Well, I want to be I want us to be very queer, okay? Whether you apologize to me or not. I'm good Having his last name being in a committed relationship with him. Yeah, 20. Hello, hello, hello. Visiting sorry, county today, making candles with one. Yeah, 20 years.

Going, having a slurpy. Yes, praise Wendy, yes. That to me is vindication enough. And I love that no snapping to Jesus snapping to Jesus and when he has a very good little speech and then Jazzel goes vindication for what I love that just out he's kind of like just deflate someone's speech so well except for the reading ridiculous. She's always like going on these slink. And now I'm telling you off. And I have been vindicated.

She's like, from what? I know. There is nothing that matters coming from you. And she's all goes, I totally agree with you. Why? I can't. I'm bound. Oh, she didn't think that was beautiful.

Beautiful. Beautiful. That was beautiful. That was beautiful. That was beautiful. Thank you for being an example. We can learn from each other. Thank you. Thank you, Wendy.

We can learn that it's kind of with one week. Could have a place in a very crowded marketplace. Not a good place, but it can be the thank you. Yeah. Thank you for being such a wonderful example of single wit creators. You know, we can learn from each other. We can all learn from Wendy.

I guess it's a thought like you. Shut up. I know. She's like, just go away. You just want a new friend. So then Rob is like, so no. No, I guess I'm about to have a conversation in just also as well whenever

when these ready, I'm ready. So then they just talk about so then let's see. They had like a mid season. Oh, that's the end. This mid season trailer was so good. It was so good. But I was surprised. I thought it was going to. This was only episode eight. I sort of thought it was going to come around episode 10 because I mean below deck had their mid season after

after a trailer after so nine. So I read a little early to me, but that's okay. It was great. It looks like a 16 episode, but I mean, not including the reunions, right? Yeah, I think so. I think so. So I mean, it looks like there's a lot of good stuff. It looks so good. It's all their relationships. And basically, Chris turns out to be the piece of shit we thought he was, which of course, you know, we've been saying this whole time.

And Gordon turns out to be an old purve. Shocker. Yep. They're having their romance, their Valoranoules, Karen and Ray. It looks all good. All good stuff. So everyone, thanks for listening.

We're going to be back on the next episode with the part two of the Shah's, the Sunset reunion. And then later this week we have below deck med. We have Real Housewives of New York season finale, and we also have Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a lot of big content coming down the pike. So stay tuned, and thanks everyone for listening. Bye everybody. Bye.

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