Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Tell Me Lies

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its three part reunion with Mia lying her ass off about literally everything, Chris yelling at Gizelle, and ChaCha bringing...absolutely nothing to the table. Hey, we had fun! This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Tom and Ariana cheating scandal from Vanderpump rules, so we didn't episode about that. So excited to get to Real Housewives of Potomac. You know, it was 90 minutes, but it was a pretty fun 90 minutes. It was. It was interesting. Yeah. I don't, it was, it was an interest. It was fun. I thought actually the the there was the conversation with like Chris and Gisele. There was a lot of stuff going on in that conversation. A lot of subtext, which I thought was interesting. I'm not sure that I got anything more from the Andy and Robin exchange at the end. Like, they're like, this is including unseen footage. I didn't really know what I hadn't seen before. It's including one on one footage. I'm like, do you know what one on one means? I mean, I know you're not 2020. But one on one means two

people. Ebony sitting right there, sipping her drinking answers. That is not a one on one, sir. Ebony was the, I think she was the breakout star of that section because she just spent the entire time. This is her Ebony's best work that she she was the breakout star of that section because she just spent the entire time. This is her Ebony's best work that she's on on Bravo. She was just sitting there like stepping her drink, like looking left and right, like a, like a Felix the Cat clock, you know, like, she was basically doing like, is anyone else hearing what I'm hearing? Is anyone else? Like this is crazy, right? This is crazy. She really was. I feel like if she had performed like that on, like before Real Housewives of New York, her debut on that, people would have had a much different reaction like you're

going in with all that love because I thought she was great too. I was like, wow, look at me missing Ebony. That's crazy. So I'm looking up, do you guys still don't go to the link right now? Watch what crap ends. You know why you guys were in the news. I'm just kidding. We are on tour.

And this week, this month is going to be nuts. We're going to be in a ton of cities this month. So it's going to be so fun. And listen, Ben and I love recapping on a normal day, but we especially love recapping when we're loopy and exhausted. And that's what we're going to be doing. And it is, we start this week, Charlotte in Charlotte on the ninth. And then a couple nights later, we're in Atlanta, then we're going to Denver, Salt Lake City, Seattle, and San France, Cisco. That's all this month. For the rest of our two redates, there's a ton of them. We're going through June, go over to watch it crapens.com. Also, the bonus that we recorded about Vanderpump rules is out. We release that for everybody. It's normally on Patreon.

If you want all of the bonuses, all the videos, all that patreon.com slash watch at crap ends. So let's get on with today, reunion party. Yeah, I just, I just also want to state one, one thing, which is that for our Charlotte show, we are recapping the latest Vanderpump rules and for our Atlanta show, we're recapping the latest Real House of Miami. I think both shows are gonna be off the hook and the Vanderpump rules won in Charlotte.

I mean, people already started tweeting like, oh my God, now that this schedule's broken and like I'm getting a ticket. So I think it's, I think actually, that show's actually almost sold out as it is anyway. So if you're thinking about doing it and you wanna be part of what's going to be a very spirited and lively audience, like this is going to be, this is going to be like the show.

Like this is going to be it. You know, like this is like a first live show, fresh off the heels, this crazy scandal. So if you want to part that. And it's our first Vanderpump rules of the season. And you know, we really get to hear you guys back. And we really get to hear you guys in these live shows, obviously, because you're there. And I plan on getting a lot of booze this week

on Vanderpromp rules. I just feel it coming, you know, because everybody is so upset. So don't feel bad. Come, Boomey. I'll just roll around in it. Let's all have that moment. Just don't destroy any property in the theater.

That's my only request. Don't burn a rock. Not inciting riots, but we are inciting emotion. Okay, we want everyone to bring all their emotions. Yeah. All right, everybody, let's get onto reunion. We are now in the Jacqueline and Mia section, which listen, you know, I feel like it's important to be the kind of person

that admits when they make a mistake. I was very excited for me to get another season. And I have to say, I take it back. Mia needs to fucking go. And all of you that told me I was crazy, you were totally correct. Mia is terrible. She's everything I hate about a cast member just lying constantly just for fun. I just don't like that. I don't love to like I'm just gonna lie and then just pretend I didn't lie or just pretend like it's not a big deal

You know literally everything she said this season was a lie everything like Yeah, I think you actually are on to something You guys all know me. I'm always the sort of person who, if someone, if a cast member gives me like an ounce of enjoyment, I'm always like, keep them forever. But I think you may be right. Like I was with you. I think that Mia deserved a second season.

I don't think she was necessarily bad. I'm not gonna necessarily advocate that she goes, but if she does go, I wouldn't be upset about it because there's just, she just is but if she does go, I wouldn't be upset about it because there's just, she just is like a little bit more, she's more like reality stars, if that makes sense. Yeah. She just, it doesn't seem like she's of the same world of the other cast members necessarily.

And she's just, yeah, she just says shit. And she just like a little trashier. And I, I don't know. I don't think it's a good necessarily. It might not be the best fit for a patoma going from sometimes. I don't even mind the trashiness. Honestly, it's just the lies. It's like you're supposed to come at the lies.

You're supposed to come at the you know, the fights are fun. The drama's fun. She's charming. She's got a fun personality. You know, she's very funny. It's just when everything you say is a lie, it's just we roll our eyes at everything. Like why am I sitting here watching a 90 minute episode

where half of the hour is about you? You're just lying, dude. So Jacqueline's like, we cut in between their fight, right? Still Jacqueline me going at each other. And Jacqueline's saying, you're very unhinged And you sent a group texting my house is in foreclosure and I need to get my food stamps And then Mia just steals another housewives line because that's all she does is you can steal lines from other housewives That are way better than her and she's like, um, don't start man. Well, we know

And like her stealing these housewives lines also gets to a deeper truth about Mia, which is that she is inherently not that interesting. You know, I think her, you know, her backstory about being a foster child is very tragic and that's interesting. But like what's going on in her life now is, you know, opening up, opening up offices of the joint terror practice or maybe I guess losing those joint terror practice. I mean, I just, I don't know,

I don't know for next year if someone says, ooh, can't wait for next season of Potomac. We're gonna watch someone as they lose their Jean-Petitius franchise. I'm like, ah. Doesn't feel like a problem. I could watch that. I could watch that.

I could watch that if it's like the brothers and stuff who took the business and we learned that they took it because of what me and Gordon are doing. Like that stuff I would find interesting. But right now me is just coming out here, just lying and then not even caring. And then stealing lines and, and still she was never the CEO of that damn company.

We all knew it. We said it. You're a million times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jacklyn says like you never were the CEO. I mean, it's like, wise.

And then Jacklyn is like, I know all about it. I know all the details. So she pulls out her little, you know, folder from office max. And then Mia pulls out her, her box, her Pandora's box right here. It's full of all the jewels, because I went into Pandora. It's like, that's the jewelry, that's you're not the right Pandora's box. And then they're doing this like,

oh, oh, oh, oh, so you want me to bring it out? Oh, you want to start and then find, I'll bring some out. Oh, yeah, you want me to show, oh, yeah, you want me to show it. And then Mia, I mean, yeah, Mia picks out papers from her box

and just starts like putting the first page in the last page and the second page in the middle of the pages and the third page, like in like three quarters of the way through, you know, just shuffling papers for fun. There's nothing on that paper. And that's that's called seventh grade school musical Mia and the role of office worker. Like I have paper. So or when you're pretending to be a news caster and you just start. Yeah, it's like, okay, we'll be back after this break and you're just like shuffling papers around to look serious. Yeah, exactly. If that was evidence, it couldn't just be in any order. It would be in an order. I'm sorry that I feel the need to

point that out. But god damn me, Jesus. Yeah. and so Jacqueline says that Mia claims she was with my mother on Mother's Day. She was not. And she goes, well, I wasn't with her, but I was on the phone with her for an hour like face time. And she's like, what? Yeah, so that's not being with her. So why did you say that? Like, come on.

And then he's like, Oh, okay, because everybody's just sick of calling her out because it's literally everything that comes out of her mouth. So she's like, Okay, fine, whatever. And Jacqueline says, Yeah, then she talks about me with married men, but she needs to focus on how her husband never knows her whereabouts. Really? That's what you've got. You're a waste of my fucking time too. You don't know where your husband is. What is he five years old? What is she five years old? Who cares?

There's no commercial that comes on saying it's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your wife is? Okay. She's an adult. Maybe in Potomac there is. And so she basically though, it's not even about the whereabouts. It's basically the fact that he doesn't trust her because he just, G thought that Mia went back to like an X, you know?

And so Andy, and he just cuts to Andy, and he just has that look like, oh man, I thought we left these fights behind with the Salt Lake City reunion. He's like, because they filmed these back-to-back and he just had this look in his face like, oh God, is this what this show's come to right now?

Yes, and she's saying, yeah, well, he was looking for you because you went to Atlanta and you went to a wedding and he thought you were with a man and he is like, well, I was gonna have brunch with my ex's mother and that's why he was mad. Why are you going for everybody's mother? You know, what's with you? I have brunches with everybody's mother? You know, what's with you? You have branches with everybody's mother

to use against your enemies and fights. Like, what's up with you, dude? I mean, she literally does have mommy issues, so it's sort of tracks. And Jacqueline's like, Jacqueline's like, my point is that her own husband doesn't believe her lies. I just choked myself up.

It's a very emotional scene. Talk, Roddy, talk. So Andy's like, okay, well anything else from you? Telling me because she has she brought out all these papers, but hasn't used them yet. And so Wendy goes, hey, she's put in the box away and me is like, there's a lot of papers in there. Let me do the same thing and then he goes, I know she goes, but I'm not gonna go there. He's like, oh, Andy's just like, oh, my God. I had a whole box with blank papers, like seriously. It's like, Jacqueline, did you and Gordon never have sex? Let me just like, listen.

Let's just get to it. Let's just get to it. Can we just get to it? The only question that really matters. Andy says, or was that just the narrative? What were you saying? I'm sorry, meanwhile, what? Meanwhile, I nearly just like choked to death trying to do a meal impersonation.? What were you saying? I'm sorry, meanwhile, what?

Meanwhile, I nearly just like choked to death, trying to do a me an impersonation. I just wanted to say I'm sorry, everyone who had to scoff. I was like, I like literally like some, like I like dislodged some fleck of almond that was there for about like an hour ago when I had a chocolate covered almond. It just like dislodged,

I went right to the back of my throat and the meal of a me an impersonation. It just like dislodged one right to the back of my throat in the middle of a meal impersonation. I was like, if I die like this, tell them I died sad. You just made it a lot less gross, that's for sure. You went from choking to choking because something dislodged from part of your throat down to another part of your throat.

No, like it was like a little speck of omin was like probably in like in between two teeth, you know. Fucking nuts. Classic. Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts and popcorn, they're murderers. I wonder how many people, those foods have killed and people just don't talk about it.

Like they've just got really good PR and people just don't mention it. Yeah. Hey, did you have sex with popcorn, Jacqueline? I'm just like, no. And Wendy's like, well, what was that a out of? That was tried to out on you. And Jack was like, that was a narrative that some of the ladies believed or thought that we did. And I didn't run with it.

Yes, never said we had sex. And just like, yes, but you're a grown woman. Nah. If someone's asking if you had sex with someone, it's a neitherie. Yes, there are no why. And Jack, Lynn, you were purposely making people think that you guys had sex.

That was what you guys were doing for your stupid storyline at the start of the season. You were being coy and hinting around that you were all fucking Gordon. Okay, well why is nobody calling this out? And Andy asked her if she sleeps with married men and she's like, no, never. And he's like, okay, so Mia, where'd you come up with that?

And she's just like, mm-hmm, you know, I'm just gonna let her have that one. No, you don't get to just like... Yeah, everything I say is bullshit. I can't wait. I'm just hating myself, but it's happening over and over, you know? Yeah, this was like a very uninteresting storyline that we're now rehashing. And it's like, so do you do have any sexual relationship?

And like, no. And Jack will say, yeah, we're just friends. We're just like sisters, like sisters who have sex with each other. That's it. And Andy's like, okay, well, Philadelphia from cream cheese says Mia, if you had such issues with Jack, I'm sleeping with married men as a friend, why did you not discuss that with her in private rather than airing it out here with your friends on TV? And Candice goes, because we're on a reality show about our lives. And me is like, I don't know, no, no, I only added Jacqueline as a response, because she came after Gordon.

And their phone looks at that are like what? She's like, she said, I need to get more dick. And Jacqueline is the only person on this platform that knows Gordon is a colon cancer survivor. Oh, seriously? Yeah, they're prostate cancer. That is the biggest reach. I was like, what? And then she's, yeah, she's like, yeah, she used that as a moment to come after my husband

and his imperformance and whatever he can't do. Like I didn't come to this group and say, Jack's sleeping around with a married man. Like, but she came after my husband's penis. I'm sorry for your husband's quote unquote, imperformance, but see, this is also why I liked her because who says that? You came after my husband, pink man. I know, I was like, I'm not sure that's what she literally did. And like, she's just, she's ridiculous. So the way she strings it together is because Gordon had what was a prostate cancer? Crosser cancer. Which I guess makes his penis not work,

which then makes Jacqueline saying that she needs to get dick a disc on his penis not working because of cancer, which leads me to say, so let's talk about all the married penis that you're sleeping with, because there's a lot of them. I mean, that's... And she goes,

and be careful because I do have a text message of you saying, I do need to stop fucking married man and I'm in love with the married man. So you better be careful, Jacqueline. Just two can tango, which is not how that saying goes either. And so Andy's like, well, if you met him while he was married, then how are you saying close your legs to married men? Well, T.M. Amy Leakes, you're gonna owe some money for that one. while he was married, then how are you saying close your legs to married men?

T.M. Amy leaks, you're gonna, you're gonna owe some money for that one. Another lie this night yours, you stole us, Ben and a line in one sentence. Congratulations. That's actually your record. I should have closed my legs to married men, but I didn't, I didn't deny it. She, but she is denying it. I mean, the lies, the lies.

I mean, she's just real tardy for the party. Am I right? I'm worldwide bench. You know what? The crown is heavy darling. Throw me to the wolves and watch me come back leading the pack. Oh, no, no, no. So Jacqueline's like she not once called me and me is like, well, I just can't be the friend that you, I just can't. And Jacqueline's like, she never once called me and said, I'm sorry, I was a shitty friend posting the video, sending that my home was foreclosed on, your home was foreclosed on, and you never gave me a dollar.

And she goes, but you still ask Gordon for money. So then Abby asked how much money they gave Jacqueline. And he's like, we know about the poorest. And he's like, no, no, she lied about the poorest. We didn't buy her a Porsche. And Jacqueline's like, did I need a story or did you need or did you need a story? Okay, because Mia never bought my Porsche.

And he's like, well, first he said he didn't. And then he said he did make a damn payment. And Jack was like, Mia, Mia wanted that type of narrative. You know, a good old fashioned, break the internet, buying a Porsche storyline and I did, I did, I did lie about it because she kept on pushing me. She wants me to be your underling big mistake. That's not the woman I am. I buy my own Porsche's and I don't need anyone to support me. She wants me to be your underling big mistake. That's not the woman I am. I buy my own porches and I don't need anyone to support me. And look here is a piece of paper from

CarMax that says, I, Jacqueline, what's your face? That is my last name. Bought a Porsche. Okay. All the evidence she's bringing means nothing. Okay. You can have somebody else pay for your car and put it in your name. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Like if someone bought you a car, they could put it under your name. You dumbass.

Not only does it mean nothing, it's deeply uninteresting. Like it is. It's like, we're watching a squabble about a car title and like to note to what end is it like, and what is the certain, okay, so there may be some lies or lies, lies about the car. I mean, I really, at this point, just get a Volkswagen

or something. I just get it out of my face. So Mia is starting to talk like that. So this is what you gotta be, get a Volkswagen. Okay, like get out of my face. I gotta want to, you want to get a jet, get a jet, get a, you want to push, get a push, get a tie and okay. Get some pepper. You know what you should should do get some paprika. How about that?

So Jacqueline's like Yeah, she does her whole speech like I'm not an underling. So Mia goes well, it's so crazy Because you're a thing. Oh, and you're sitting on pianos. What? you're sitting on pianos. What? Pannels. Pannels. You're sitting on panels.

Like talking panels, but I would imagine that me. I would say pianos. I was like, what's she a CEO? Bill, are you going to see? She's a CEO just like you're the CEO of the fabulous baker boys. Setting on pianos. But the reason you even have an EIN is because of Gordon and he suggested you get one. Really. Now you bounce an EIN fight. Come on. Now it's a fight about who inspired you to go to the Secretary of State website to get an EIN. I'm out loud. And then it

just goes to show me is just losing grasp out of a lot, you know, and she's like well He inspired you he inspired you to go into entrepreneurship Gordon told you about legal zoom that calm We are a GB without that. Oh my god. I was like is that bad? Is that bad to inspire somebody to be an entrepreneur? I also like you holding that against her But also like well, she's using it to say like, look at how, I don't even know what the fight is about anymore at this point. By the way, it's like, it's like,

it's like, I think it's supposed to be, look at all the things we've done for you, you know? Like, oh, look at this thing that he, look at how we invested his time and energy, telling Jacqueline that there's such a thing as an EIN, which is like a social security number, but for business. And he can get them on the internet, and then you have one.

Oh, so everyone's so bored of this, right? Because it doesn't even make any sense. And so Robin's like, oh, did you have any regrets? And the discussion of it. Robin's doing this. Did you notice that Robin's adding like this extra offended tone? It's all areas.

It sounded like you were doing a Robin impersonation of the lawyer from cereal. That's how she's acting. She's acting like she keeps getting people, but she's not getting anybody. It's so funny. So Candace is like, what they're trying to say is they're amending and he's like, yeah, that's what I was gonna say because Candace is like, what they're trying to say is they're amending. And he's like, yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Because Candace is doing that thing where she's kind of being the host. Like she's got this huge dress that's laid all over the couch and all over the floor. And every time somebody says something, Candace is like, well, let me explain it to you. And Andy's like, yeah, this is my job. Okay, lady. And Andy is so funny. Because he's like, yeah, this is my job. Okay, lady. And Andy is so funny, because he's like, he's done with this. So he's like, well, Jacqueline, the good news

is you made a few friends. The bad news, you lost a sister. Anyway, I hope you do get figured this out. I was like, yeah, she made a bunch of superficial friends we're never gonna talk to her again. And then she lost her super life. That's not a good news, bad news. It's the good news is you got to be on TV

for a little bit. Bad news is someone who was near and dear to you and thought it was gonna be your best friend for the rest of your life, you'll grow old together and then rock and chair and talk about being, you know, girlfriends back in the day and showering at Miami, well that's all God. I hope you can figure this out now off camera

cause you're boring and you're never gonna be on camera again Bye, good luck with that. Yeah, I had don't forget corporate taxes in March, not April Bye, I don't think I've ever heard him say okay. I hope I hope you can figure this out off camera Hope you can figure this out on a different network might I suggest Hope you can figure this out on a different network. My day suggests the... Whatever that thing is that those TV shows on gas pumps, good luck! Yeah, so she gets up and can't us just because by girl. Oh, f**k, he says.

Oh yeah, Ford me those receipts. I can't, I was like, no, now Wendy! Oh my gosh. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap in- I'm going to say something scandalous running. Go on. Plants are meat.

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asking questions and you have to tell the hairdresser to do it. Yeah, there's that. So Sherees comes out and hugs Andy, and he's like, wow, shush, y'all, wow! Hover and poor, hover and poor, fanping room, fanping room, it's awesome! All right, I'm gonna go back to swiping my phone now. Please take a seat.

Okay, excuse me while I slide my butt to the front of my seat and my back to the bottom of my seat and check my text messages. Okay, welcome back, Sasha. I'm finally, I'm happy to finally be out here because you know she's been back there at nine hours for timing to get her hair combed. And he's like, wow, Billion's been four years

since I've seen you. And then we see her clip of one of the reunions going in Putonette. People have plain, they have base ships. So for people to call Karen the grand tham of not a damn thing because she doesn't compare. Yeah. And that was when she sort of had like a Cleopatra here, so that was like really fun. So then So Andy is like, well welcome back. We are joined by the lovely Sharice Jackson Jordan sitting in the one humid spot in this entire stage. Sorry about that Shasha. She's like fanning herself and sweating in her hair. She's already destroyed So how you doing Shasha nice to have you back? Oh yeah remember when I said this a second ago and then

and then He just dives into the oh, yes, he says like so you were now a lot of change your officially divorced Was it a favorable settlement and she's like 50 50 cool All right, so repell from my name is Rachel, but I thought a queue would make me sound more exotic Even though I'm a straight-up basic beast as Robin you write hard for sherees and sherees has your back Sometimes but does she have your back as much as you've had hers or something and Robyn's like it's beyond Having each other's back with

friends and I do want to make a point that she's good friends with people in this group outside Wendy and Karen but everybody else can this love sir actually loves her to sound loves okay okay so then Andy's like, well, Karen, Tom from Camp Sing and his blowout as embarrassing says you might have started the season lifted, but like a four-week candle, you couldn't excuse her burning acules. Okay, just fire. This is just getting ridiculous. okay? So we see a whole Karen segment and then Andy's like, hey happy five. No. Oh, thank you, Andy Thank you. Although it looked like you're the worst birthday ever Yes, I did lose her table. Okay. Well Toyota from Celica said why would you open to lunch with Sharice? What is so insurmountable that it can't be discussed over lunch. So

Karen goes, I'll explain it. It's my journey of grief and loss and no one may understand it. I asked that they respect it. So now it's been explained. No, no, Karen doesn't want to say something. She says my parents died. I mean, Karen, I'm sorry, okay? And I'm sorry you went through that grief. I really am. I'm not laughing at that. It's just that literally every time Karen's like, well, I have a journey of grief and I'm not that. You know, you're never going to get a straight answer.

You're going to get the merkeest, most unclear answer also when Karen says, let me be very clear about something, Andy. Whatever she says that, that means you're going to get something actually incredibly opaque. Let me be very clear about something Andy. Whatever she says about that means we're gonna get something actually in kind of real quick. Let me be very clear about something. Okay, I'm gonna explain this once. I'm gonna just, let me tell you something. There once was no pass, some in a rug,

and I was at home, good, and my tire was flat, so there you go. What? Let me tell you something, great four-week Muhammad Ali of live shows. Mm-hmm. Let me be very clear about something. Paper, straws, and staples. something grateful weekend Muhammad Ali of live shows. Let me be very clear about something. Paper straws and staples go together like strawberries and a mosquito. There we go.

It's our planes. Well, Gary, I'm a little confused because if I wasn't cool with someone and they took the effort to go to a funeral, I would say, wow, that's a meaningful. And she's, I'm Andy, but I'm not gonna do I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna talk about my mother again, Andy. I respectfully decline to answer any more questions about my mother Andy. Okay, I love where she gets into press conference mode I would just ask the light to have the assembled press call here to just say that as well

I appreciate what you all do here for today Unfortunately, I shall be answering no more questions about my mother's funeral, but what I can answer about is multi-wik Hindus as well as fragrance. Thank you. Diane Sawyer, you're next. So then Andy's like, okay, well, Sherice, then why did she go to Karen's mother's funeral? What was your intention? And Sherari says that they were cool and she doesn't understand this whole, she hasn't talked to Shari's in five years because that's not true.

She's like, you know what, this whole thing doesn't exist if five years think and Karen pulls out a gigantic nail file and starts filing her nails. And Shari says like, oh, there she goes with the atwik. Let me be very clear about something. I have dinner tonight. So Shasha was like, I've been to a fair share of funerals in my family.

And he's like, and this was the first time any of us had heard even attended this. I mean, can I make something very clear out of respect to Sherees who's been here since the beginning. I mean, literally on this sofa every year we have to shoot her off of it. We asked her to come to the show. And I haven't seen her in four years and she didn't call us up to take you down. I mean,

sure, she showed up at the production offices on a hoverboard and sped on through and crashed into a Xerox machine and said, surprise, but like, we'd have actually called her. Yeah, you're so foolish, Sid. My ass you guys didn't do this on purpose. You know Robin was like, good to respect. She'll really take care of him down this time. They're like, okay. So he goes, but I understand why you might think we did that. And he's like, no, not what I mean.

Let me be clear. I could understand why you might think it. Slurpy. Style of slurpes. And Karen's like, you know, the thought did cross my mind. And Sharon says, uh, Sharon, Sharice, why did I write Sharice? Who's Sharon?

Okay. Let's Sharice and Karen together share a couple. So she's like, I have a question. Why did Karen invite me to her LaDom event in 2017, if we're not friends? And Karen goes, 18, 2018. Well, that's even worse, Karen, because that because that's it was 2019 was the original one and Karen was trying to push it back to 18 Oh, well still less than five years you dumb dumb so Sharice is like right, but it would still after the thermoth Cowan

This is you know what this is all very painful for me, but no, okay. I will connect the dots for everyone. Okay, so got number one Envelopes, we've seen them all different sizes dot number two Shoes have you ever heard of a moccasin a moccasin moccasin raise your hand if you had moccasins. Okay dot number three Cast a oil Cast oil, okay Karen. I don't think you're gonna do any dots. I think you're just saying random things, so let's move on. No, no, I have something to say. Okay Robin. You don't know what five years is.

That was not five years. And, and, and. Sharice was invited to Karen's 55th birthday party or something. Okay, well I just found another dot. And that dot says that Matt invited her to my birthday party or something. Okay, well, I just found another dot and that dot says that Matt. Matt invited her to my birthday party. Not me, it was a huge party of so many faces and names and he was like, no, it was actually a very intimate birthday party. Yeah.

Okay, yes, yes, there were only a few people. I didn't know Matt invited Shreys to go ahead. No idea. I had no control of it. What's the way there whatsoever And Karen's like yeah, she's wanted to come Mm-hmm and she's because no I was invited and Karen says well, Matt asked me if she could come and I said Absolutely Like now she's a hero So then Robin's like yeah, but if you don't like someone, but then someone said if they can invite her

Why did you say yes? What was I gonna do? Say no to Matt! Yeah, she was already on the way. She was already, I couldn't stop her, you know, Sharice, when she's in the vehicle, it can't be stopped. It's like releasing a missile from the USSR, going to Seattle. It's too late, everyone. Get out of the bus coasts. They've literally removed speed bumps from Shrewista's neighborhood. First of all, those tire strips and know what she does, her car levitated over them. She's unstoppable. So now they're all talking at once because

Kirin is just so full of shit, right? And so, um, Shrewista saying, well, if you throw at that, because you think I have bad intention then, and he's like, well, if you're though of that, because you think I'd bet intention then, and he's like, well, you have been a shady leprechaun, right Karen? And then we see a clip of Karen saying that. And Teresa just says, you gotta get your life because of fifth-engine date. I was like, wow, Teresa, big, big comeback tonight.

Well, Teresa, you came out with every accusation possible. Let's see, like, wait, are there more? Are there more? And then it's like a commercial break and then comes back and Shasha's just like, no, there's no more. I was just upstatt at that point because she started attacking my character

and Karen's like, well, let's finish these hard but things you say about me because they're not true Sherice. And she goes, what did I say? I didn't say anything. Oh, yes, Sharice never says anything about her really. You've been saying she's been fucking blue eyes literally since your second season on the show, your third season.

I never talk about you. I've never talked about you. Okay. Well, the reason why I said it was because because Robyn's like, what about the sex and the bathroom and the worker? So I'm almost in Sharon out. Sherees says the reason why I said it was because you were spewing out all these things as people were telling you and I've never said anything about you until this season. I can't wait. Well, well, let me be very clear. I have never said one rumor about you being inappropriate sexually because you have children. You have children and I have heard many one rumor about you being inappropriate sexually because you have children.

You have children and I have heard many things about you. I heard a rumor that you were actually born as a gumdrop and you turned into a human that explains so much but have I ever said it? No. And Andy is like, wow Mia, you heard. So basically he's saying, Mia, you heard the rumor that you brought up on camera said it extremely detailed, right? So let's let Mia try and do something again, right? And it's the rumor where well I know someone who said the guy who owns blank restaurant said that you were dating their best friend

And so me is like, oh are we doing that now? Oh, okay? Did someone from Minnesota asked that? He's like, oh actually just doing my job here? Oh, okay, did someone from Minnesota ask that? He's like, oh, actually, just doing my job here. Move it along, I'm Andy, have the boss, I asked that. So, well, the person who allegedly said that, and yeah, they're family. Another family member. But I don't wanna incline anyone.

So Karen's like, well, I want his number and I want you to give it to Andy because I'm gonna sue him. I want Andy to call, because she's asking the questions She's me is like okay, well if you say it's not true, then it's not true She's you just can't say rumors and then just say it's not true and Wendy goes um excuse me I have something to say one thing about this group is They're mad when there's a rumor about them, but they're quick to say a rumor about somebody else.

And Andy's like, right, and he goes, right, right, that's so true. That's true. I like that Wendy just really stumbles on a big one there. She's like well He's like yeah So me is like the only reason why I brought it up was because you kept on saying consider this source I'm like, wow, you're stealing tamer drummer Bernie's line now consider the thoughts bitch And you were like just you're in committing shrews and I was like I like shrews like is this true So I wanted to get it from like a number of stores. So I went for just someone else in my extremely large, all-encompassing family. And I wanted to have an opportunity for you to say,

oh, it's just a real man. Yeah, I was just doing you a favor. That's why I brought it up on TV. So, Karen's like, you don't bash my reputation. I let this little lady go with it. I mean, it's like, well, like I let Wendy say, I fuck for staking mobster because I know it's not true. So she can be saying that because it's not true. Wendy goes, don't forget, including shrimp scampy. Include the shrimp scampy too. Because you also fuck fish shrimp scampy.

You're a fucking for shrimp scampy. You had all the parts of the ultimate Fisherman's meal, whatever they call it, it drops the. So then Karen's like, listen me, I you're saying, I'm sleeping with somebody. You're saying Wendy was sleeping with something. You can't just say things that aren't true. And then Robin's like, well, you know the rumors that we're talking about, aren't just from blogs. They're people calling us and telling us about room to real people. I love her locally sourced rumors. She's like, here on Potomac, our rumors are 100%.

People based. These are farm to table rumors. The freshest rumors you can find. With a delicious taste, you can only get in Potomac. So she's like, okay, so you're saying that everything that all these people are saying that we know are lying. Yes, Robin, just like you're saying that all of the people who've been saying for years that Juan is cheating on you and you guys are just roommates are lying. That's how it's working, Robin.

Yes, you're grasping it. Karen's like, Robin, I, you're grasping it. Karen's like, Robin, I've received phone calls about you. And every single time someone calls up the rumor, I'm like, gosh, darn it. I pick up that phone and I drag it with its cord all the way to the living room. And I have to listen to rumor after rumor

and say, hold on one moment, there's call waiting. And then I have to walk back to the kitchen, not get tangled in the cord, press the button, and usually it's too late. It's a process. I really am sick of getting calls about you, Robin. You know, my answer to the phone and they ask me to go do wellness checks on you because it's 3 p.m. and you're still in bed, Robin. Get out of bed. Sometimes I even get faxed from this from you. I mean, they come from all different sources. So um Robin's like okay so you're saying all the people calling me she's no one calls you. And then Mexico I said you were protected because

I protected you. So don't say it. I'm like I protected her. I protected her. She doesn't want us to say anything. That's what she's acting like that. So this show, like it just, it works itself into it, Tizzy, and then just kind of like peeders out at the end, you know. It's like by the end you just realize everybody's been lying the whole time, and they're all just desperate to have something to do. Hey, it made me time to leave the banks of Atomic, but you can see more of Jazellen Candace this March as they packed their bags and their baggage and head to Thailand for new season of Ultimate Girls' Rebellion take a look. Can I say this was the oddest intro to something I've ever seen.

It came at the weirdest time, the weirdest lines, and then what they showed of it was really weird. It was weird. It was like a clip from Halloween Kills. I was like, wow, they are not giving up on this. No, actually the Kills. The clip that they showed was so bad. I was like, are you trying to get us to watch it?

It was basically just like, okay, everyone, nah, I have a little game, let's all talk about something, and then Candace like, okay, everyone, I have a little game, let's all talk about something. And then Candace saying, yeah, just like create space for people, just getting just being shady. I was like, yeah, there's the best thing. You know, I think we're gonna have to stop with this.

Hey guys, I've got a game for us to play. Like really, the entire network is centered around card games now that you read each other, saucy questions, that's your whole network. It's literally every show now. You guys have to stop it. And I blame Rina for bringing this shit. Hey, I've got an idea. That's a game. But now you guys aren't even letting them come up with questions. You're literally having people pull cards out of an already like printed game. I'm so sick of it. I'm so sick of the two truths and a lot. Two truths and lies actually, okay, because we can sort of play along, but like, we never have Iavers.

These questions, Miami did it twice with the same game. It was crazy. I'm like, we just can't be doing this anymore. It's not, it's tiresome. You know, I guess the thing is, it's like, all these tropes, they're fine as one-offs, but when you see it on show after show after show, it just shows a lack of creativity. It's just it's like paint by numbers, and Bravo's gotta fix that, because Bravo's too good for the shit. This is not- We're not here watching E, we're not watching TLC.

Because I feel like every two years, like some like- Finger, like some think pieces written, like how the housewives are all going down, they're all just stupid now, na- just stupid now. And we still love them. So of course, I get offended whenever I read one of those. But this is why guys, this is why those articles come out. Okay.

Like you can't just keep doing literally the same thing in every show you lazy fucks and they're creative people. It's the same thing as I say about cast members. There's so many unique talented people out there. The fact that you have to rely on the same old people over and over because you're too fucking lazy to go out there and find any other human being with any original quality is sad. But you know what? You keep the same people for too long and it's the same with your producers. They don't

need to all stay the same and, you know, just roll out of bed in the morning and paint by numbers this shit. Have some pride for what you do, okay? And what sucks is though that like, you know, even a broken clock is right two times a day and so once in a while, one of these stupid game things hits and creates real drama, I'm not saying that we're gonna see that this week but I'm not saying that we're not gonna see that this week and for any time that happens, that means they just say, yep, glad we did the question game thing. Let's do it five times more in this season now because it works once. Well, yeah, I do. I was taking a drink. I just, I opened a tobochiko. It exploded all over me. Then I was wiping my desk, but I was listening to you. I was just also trying to sip bubbles so they didn't drive me. It's nice. It's a nice ode to Mexican dynasties

Tupacicolady heard the air to the Tupacicol. Well, I agree with what you're saying and I think that they need to be more creative and also the card games are just a conversation starter and if you don't have people who can start conversations, you need to fucking cast better. Also, if you, if people don't want to play these games in real life, because I personally don't want to play these games in real life, like if I'm't want to play these games in real life. Like if I'm, if I'm pulling out a card game, it's gonna be funny shit. Like I wanted to be a funny shit party game. What friends mood? Buys a game where you say, who do you trust the least?

You know, that's coming later this week. Like, yeah, who do you trust the least? Like, who do you hate the most, you know, in this group? What a fucking disgusting. What a stupid card game. And also, I remember in the 80s, I had a game called Scruples, when I was way too young for this. I remember that one.

Oh yeah. Scruples. Oh yeah, back in the day. Oh yeah, you know, it's about, you know, gone. If you were a hat dish, what kind of hat dish would you be? That's Scruples hat dish. kind of hat dish would you be but a Scruples hat dish. I mean, I was like nine. There's no reason for me to I didn't understand why this was even a game But like at least place scruples because at least with scruples the questions are like

You back your car into another car. That's parked. Do you leave a note or not like like that? I'm like, okay, I'll hear what you have to say, but it's always the same thing of like Who is someone you'd you would you would make out with? Well, that's not an interesting question. I don't care who you guys are gonna make out with I want to know what you're gonna do about the car you just packed into How much you tip how I want you know what I want questions like How much you tip for do you tip? How I want you know what? I want questions like How much do you tip for it? Do you tip for takeout? Do you not tip for takeout? Like what do you press that those key ass when they're still below the round? You're standing right in front of them

Those are the questions. I'm like if you're gonna force me to listen to any questions I want to hear those questions. I don't want to hear about someone who You would go on a date with like no, yeah Um, uh, you would go on a date with, I'm like, no. Yeah. Um, agreed. Like a door dash versus Uber and Y, you know, it's time for commercial. You can host the best backyard barbecue. You can find a professional on Angie to make your backyard the best around.

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Here's my note from the Robin segment. I swiped my phone this whole segment. Yeah, it was about like the pre-nup. And Jacelle thought she was going to get invited last minute, but she didn't. And she goes sort of way. Yeah, she should be. That's supposed to be. She's your podcast go most.

I if Ronnie and I had an intimate ceremony, I'm not running. If Dom and I had an intimate ceremony, I would invite you, Ronnie. Are you better? You know, and if you told me it's intimate and I'm not inviting anybody, I would say, well, it's okay, Ben, but thank you for thinking.

I mean, I appreciate that, but I'm not going to I won't burn your house down. But if you didn't invite me, I would Be or like you Could die like there could be death in your future, you know, no, no, I would invite you if God Oh my God talk about a miracle. That would be like the Red Sea parting again, you know So anyway We get to robin being happy. She changed her mind. She sells a little upset. She got over it. Did they have the prenup and Robin lies again and says, yeah, we have a prenup that's 50.50. Oh, really, Robin, that's a preamp. It's called marriage, Robin. You dumb,

but you paid a lawyer for nothing, idiot. Yeah. and she talks about, yeah, they split it down the middle and is there an infidelity clause and she's like, no, well, I could be setting myself up. I was like, no, because it was like, great areas. And I, you know, what if I get tinked on that? I was like, well, that sounds like a great foundation to a marriage. Congratulations. I know she's trying to sound empowered, but yeah, that's that's not working out Also, you lied to us the whole season so you can go fuck yourself. I don't care about your season or your storyline

And you should go with Mia. I think Mia and Robin should get in a bus and be taken to shut up mountain. I'm sick above Well, Fleischman from Zindrubble says Karen were you? Why are you so pressed so much about Robin's wedding? She just wanted a private ceremony. It's giving him a sass grandum. And she's, hmm, fine, call me out. Yes, okay, I was obsessed with it. I was obsessed. I thought, how pathetic could a wedding really be?

I just never thought something could be so small and insignificant and unspecial and unpleasant. I just wanted to see how it pan out, that's all. Just, did you see also that happened kind of this weekend, a little bit before all the stuff that came out about one again, get again, there were more just someone. About this weekend. Yeah, someone took a picture of one in a laundromat with this woman that he's supposedly dating. And

they're all saying it does look just like Karen. I don't really see it personally. She's very pretty. She's supposedly the athletic director of another college. And I don't know what it proves. I mean, to me, it looks like friends doing laundry. I mean, I don't know. I mean, it could be a couple doing laundry. I don't know, but then the rumors went crazy

and then they posted, they took a picture together and posted it like get a life. Into people. Get a life. Get get a life to people Yeah, get a fucking life people So Andy's like Karen you revealed that one not only is a secret girlfriend But she looks like you and she does laundry in what way does she look like you and Karen's oh well, you know She just blonde. It's not like that scribble scribble That image was a reach that scribrabble. No scrabble. Scrabble Andy and Robin's like,

remember, we were in Miami and you got all thick man saying, Oh, you're not going to talk about me. And then here you come. And then he's like, was that your grand, don't grant down impersonation? Because that was yeah, who long did it again? You're not going to talk about me. Wow, these just gonna work.

His Karen in Miami was like, unless they're names, victims, numbers shut the fuck up. So Karen's like, you're right. There's only one regrettable moment I had and I was being messy because I was just pissed off at that point. Once again, I just want to mention, she was gravel. Um, so Robin saying you came with no evidence and Karen is saying, yeah, I was messy and Andy says, well, what's the root of Juan's anger in that moment? Really Andy?

Why would Juan be so angry that the women are spreading around that he's having an affair again? And now he has paparazzi following him to the laundry man. She can't even go to the laundry man with a friend. Why would he be upset? Well, it was a root of his anger. And she's like, yeah, he doesn't like what we do as women, you know, talking about the man. And he's like, leave me out of your silly women's business. And he's like, yeah, well, you got ripped apart for your family. Fun day event meant to Robin, A from Jack says, Robin, how much money did you spend more than $15? Got four people are hilarious.

What do you think of that, Robin? Yeah, I was like, whoa, it was a very last minute type of event. He was like, yeah, but did you think, did you think not inviting Wendy, but saying Auntie Candace could bring the kids? Did you think, how did you think that would go down? And Robyn's like, I thought it was a great idea.

Yeah, but would you send your kids and Wendy didn't invite you to a family for a baby? Mm, I probably would. I'm not capable of arguing with someone and then turning around and saying, Hey girl, how you doing? Well, yeah, but then just don't invite the kids either. You fucking heard it out.

So it's so weird. Like, I hate you, but then just don't invite the kids either you fucking You know so it's so weird like I hate you But you can send your kids with somebody else. It just made it so weird and so when because I think you're missing the point But you're woefully missing the point and yes, I did say it woefully because it's winter and Robin's like of course I am of course I am and it's like cuz. And she's like, cause these are minor children. And if you do not want me there, that's fine. For you to ask Candace, who has never spent one on one time with my children, by themselves, that is showing you never wanted

to invite my children, but to alienate them. It's like, whoa, this was a really odd detective, John, that just went, that Wendy just took us. Yeah, she basically like, why would you, like that's ridiculous. Like that, I'm basically setting my kids off with like something they don't know. So Rob, it's like, well, I was not deliberately

leaving your children out. I just was like not inviting you, nowhere that potentially that would mean that your children couldn't be part of this event But I wasn't leaving them out. Okay. I have nothing against your children except for the fact that they're born from you So when he's like I don't know about that so Andy as goes back to Robin and It's the news. It's the scandal like Robin Robin and it's the news, it's the scandal. Like Robin, Juan is in the news because one of his players came to him about being sexually

harassed by an assistant coach and he failed to report it. What can you tell us and how is it affecting your family? And she's like, oh well, I just want to be careful because it's a lawsuit and blah blah blah, you know, lawsuits. We all get, you know, sexual harassment lawsuits, who doesn't get them, right? Am I right? We totally all have them. So, you know, all the wrongdoings that have been alleged,

that one, supposedly did, are not true, and I know he handled the situation in a way that I would want to handle for my children. Oh, really? So if your children were blackmailed and told their coach, you would be glad that the coach did nothing about it. Okay.

Well, no, we gave everyone free hats from a village. So Andy's like, so you're not taking away from what the victim is alleging from the harassment, right? I'm just going to help you out here a little bit. No, no, no, no. I'm not going to sell some. And they're giving support, y'all. Like she can't even believe this is a segment.

She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. It happens like I'm not just beating the catfishing or whatever one on between those two young men. I'm just saying the wrong doings that they're saying, one did not happen and it's unfortunate that one's being used as clickbait for this,

psh, of the story. And then they're not saying one did anything. They're saying one didn't do anything. That's the problem. So, I don't know. You're gonna have enough hill battle with this one, especially because everybody knows you're a liar. Okay, carry on.

Well, you had a very triumphant ending to the season. I hope you understood the sarcastic notes in there. And what do you wanna say to all the haters? Be careful how you judge other people because you never know what your situation is going to be And I never understood the reason for the judgment and if you're gonna judge someone wait to you find out what they say on their Patreon first before you make your full judgment. Thank you Robin who's been following Karen around for seven years now, saying she never lives in the house that she's in and that she's been cheating on her husband.

Be careful before you touch someone. Okay, Robin. Okay, well, I'll be careful about that Carmen. Now you go enjoy yours. Yeah, we'll keep an eye out for any pizza landing on any doorsteps. So now the guys are backstage and Chris is doing that thing where he keeps his mouth closed but he's like licking his teeth under it. Where's that? Yeah. Chris, you know, I know this, this is a Chris victim season. I'm actually team Chris and Candace this season, but the guy gives me the creeps.

I can't help it. I find this guy to be just gross. He's gross. Chris was actually cracking me up this reunion because he was like, he has such a funny way of arguing because he was like really angry and impassioned in lab but he was also being like oddly like sensitive. He was like, I agree with you and that's fair, that's fair.

He kept on yelling, fair, fair point. You're allowed to feel how you feel, okay? I do. You would immediately back down. It's like he could sense he was getting to be too much and then he would back down and be like, but you're right, you know? And then, you can tell the candidates.

Tell me what I did and that's fair. You feel that way. You can tell that Candace was coaching him because he would just get so indignant with his lines that he had written down. And then he would just kind of back off because he didn't know where to go from there. You know, like we needed to work on more backups with this. Yeah. So, yeah. So he's like talking with Eddie and everything.

And he's like, I got smoked for anyone who needs it So then I'm I have a husband Yeah, I know Christian Daculous. He's like I just thought I was funny that he'd just be yelling out things like There we go. Oh, this is a long this is a long segment So we'll get to it this fucking guy so he's like so but you're not angry though Eddie's questioning him trying to get something from him right and he's like but you're not angry, that Eddie's questioning him trying to get something from him, right? And he's like, but you're not angry though, right? Just more so wanna set the record straight.

He's like, my motions are fluid. My motions are fluid. And Gordon's like, what does that mean? And he goes, I thought it sounded good. I thought it sounded good. So the guys come out on stage, and then, you know, they're saying hi to everybody, their wives and stuff and Andy's like,

hey Ray! And he's like, hello. Oh, Andy. Hello little man. Nice to see you. I was like, okay, okay, everyone have a seat. We're back, we're joined by the husband's, hey Ray! You know what, Ray, I love how much you stand by LaDom.

I don't think you've missed us reunion yet. Are you one of the LaDom squad, and Ray's, I must be, and have you got new boobs? No, that's just old age. Wow, congratulations. Oh, so, so I happy, I'm good to see you. And he's like, well, I'm still smiling, Andy, but that doesn't mean he good to see you. And he's like, well, I'm still smiling, Andy,

but that doesn't mean I'm flirting with you, okay? He's like, oh, damn, Robin, where's your new husband? She's like at the work, because of course, why would he make any fucking effort? Yeah, I hate Gordon. How you doing, or should I say daddy G and G's like or G money or G love and special sauce or ABCD EF G or G G. I wish I was your lover or funky G. Okay, we got it. We got it. You got a lot of variations on the letter G. Okay.unky G Medina. Okay.

And it's like, so how you doing Chris? And Chris is like, I'm here. I'm here Andy. I'm here. He's like, all right, well, I know he had a difficult season. So thank you so much for being here to speak your piece. Hopefully we all get a duck case to the out of it. All right, Wendy, you and Eddie got a lot of love for

how you handled the happy Eddie allegation. And I think they deserved it. I think that was so funny. I think the show has gotten so ridiculous with these cheating rumors every five minutes that just laughing it off is the best thing to do. Yeah, definitely. So yeah, he's like, how does you deal with Sesame Street's

allegation? And then he's like, you know, it only impacts my wife and family if I take it seriously. I'm an easygoing guy. It takes a lot to come under my skin. Okay. Well, Harper from Denver asks, who's money is bankrolling Wendy's Ventures? And he goes, great question, Harper. And everyone's just like laughs. And he just basically says that it's Wendy digs deep into his pockets, but it's a joint effort. So then Andy pretends to be serious and says Gordon, what was it like to go through Mia's health scare on television? Wasn't it just proven that nothing was ever wrong with Mia? Wasn't that proven on the show? Yeah, but he was saying like they didn't know like they didn't know so he gets choked up and he talks about that

They went to somebody they went to the doctor through the four times a week and so many questions and no answers and me is like, oh babe, don't cry, babe, so you know, babe, stop, you know, it's hard, it's hard, Andy. Unlike Gordon, according to Jacqueline. And so I, you know, to look at my kids and think they might be without a mother, you have to think about that and that's hard Not as penis though. Okay. Okay. Me. I thank you. We got it. We got it me. Yeah Well, there's some speculations about this relationship with Jacqueline. Did you have sex with Jacqueline? He's like the reality is we have not I think of her as a little sister I need you to be more specific there.. Right. Have you ever had sex with your

sister before? So he's like, did you have sex with any of me as friends? And no. And Adi said, well, accept Peter's girlfriend, right? And he goes, no, no, we didn't do the two. And he said, oh, they just had some foreplay. And so he's like, who he did some feeling around, but never penetration. And he's like, okay, everyone's cracking up. But the follow up question is, okay. So did you do foreplay with Jacqueline? And how have you done foreplay? I mean, come on.

I'm just gonna do this. Yeah, Andy goes, so you haven't penetrated any of her friends. Okay, got it. Hey, Chris, obviously a lot to talk about on the heels of this penetration discussion. We want to give you the opportunity to speak finally for yourself, because we have found that generally in society,

not enough white straight men get to have a platform. So how do it feel when you heard Jazeals claims? Oh, good. So he's like, I can't even imitate Chris sometimes because I feel like it would be offensive. Yeah. Chris is like, first I was shocked and I'll say, you know, that I did say Jacelle, can we, can we go to your room and, you know, you thought your team was there?

Okay. Okay. I will, I will say that. Okay. And such a thought goes, yes and he goes okay, and you're a girl woman and you have a no no problem You're using that mouth because you use the well and she's like Chris can I stop you there? And because no, no you cannot because I'm not dumb because you've had your time And you've done your interviews I'm getting a views. I'm not even having these opportunities.

Oh my God, is this fucking Rosie Wachili in here? I'm not. No, I will wait. I guess. So when we got to your room, you said I only said yes because I thought my team was in here. And then when you opened the door, like the team wasn't there.

And like why didn't you just say, hey, my team's not in here. Like we can have this conversation later. Like that's number one. Number two, you said a Karen, he needs to apologize for what he did. What did I do? So, it's funny because I am,

I'm pretty much on the Chris's side about this as well. Me too. But that being said, I don't think like, like you're not, like if someone feels uncomfortable by a situation, like the way, I think what we've learned is you don't say, hey, why didn't you speak up when it was happening? You could have spoken up while it was happening.

I think we've learned that's not really the issue. But I'm on the side, Chris. But come on. This is the thing. Chris, this is why people tell you not to defend yourself. If you are ever in a problem with the law, never defend yourself. You might think you're very smart and you can outtalk everybody, but you cannot.

He's not even fighting the right thing. The problem is Jacelle made him sound like he was a cheater. He was trying to cheat with Jacelle and she wasn't there for it. She called them a sneaky link. He was trying to see if she was down and she knows that vibe. That was the problem, right? She lied. So he's not making it about that.

He's making it about this thing in the room. And then I'm not really even believing them about some of it. Like it's creeping me out a little and how he's describing it because he's trying to convince us so much that he never was in this room alone with Giselle without the door open, without without knowing it was offensive. And this not that's not the point. The point is she calls she's calling you a skieb who was trying to fuck her, you know? Right. And I think if he wasn't fighting the wrong details, he would have been okay. But now I would send him to jail almost after.

There would at least be reasonable doubt in my mind after all of what he said, because he's talking himself in circles. Yeah. So, Juzel's like, well, you know, you said to said to me, can you do me a favor and can we talk on? I said, Joe, I then you said, can we go to your room, man? I said, fine, then don't your wife that I asked you go to the room, man. And that's not true. Chris, I didn't ask to go to the room, man.

And then we said, clip of Chris saying, we'll talk, which doesn't really solve anything. The clip says, I didn't ask to go to her room anyway. She says that I asked to go to her room, but I didn't. I said, can we talk? And she said, yeah, let's go to my room. And so that cut-spectates us all. And she said, yeah, you sent that to her on camera,

and that wasn't true. I never said, let's go to my room. And so Chris said, okay, well, we can agree to disagree right there. Because whatever it is, you feel how you feel, and I'm not just counting your feelings. Yes, Candace told me to say that but you still have not told me That's what he just keeps screaming over and over again

I mean she's like I'm getting there rise. Well, let's go because you've had 10 months And I suffer this for 10 months losing clients Which I never had in the first place and losing money which I sort of didn't really have in the first place and I answered to my children as I'm to my family as I'm to duck case ideas so just like Chris I let you by the way I'm sorry to be so dramatic but he is literally by the end of this he's like I'm sorry to my children I'm sorry to my family okay comment down you fucking drama queen my god's like they turn the spotlight on him. He just goes So just I was like Chris I let you talk So just like we're not going to talk if you're gonna be messing up me. Yeah, so Chris like what did I do?

What did I do? Candace goes what's and cuz because just I was saying this is like not like this is not cool and Candace goes What's not cool is your gutter snipe it's asked lying on my family. It's like and then we get my favorite. Okay, so this is my favorite sound effect. You know what it is, right? Okay, so then if we get a follow up to the boom.

Like whoa, that was epic to follow up that that never heard that close to a polka. Yeah. So then we come back from break and just like I haven't lied on your family. That was epic to follow up that Never heard that very close to a polka. Yeah, yeah So then we come back from break and just like I haven't lied on your family And Andy goes just tell him what he did Jesus Christ. This is exhausting She's like, okay, so once we were in the room and talking now you had a lot to drink and I immediately felt Uncomfortable Chris that's it and he goes okay fair that's fair That's fair and then that's what you did.

You put us in that situation. And I know that because the next day when I talked to Cal, and then we see a clip of Cal saying, when I left, I said, by Chris, and Chris said, by Cal. Yeah. So it was like Chris knew that Kyle had left and so you go so for you Kyle was basically saying that was like it was an issue for him that she felt so uncomfortable So it was sort of like evidence that this was something she was feeling at the time and that Chris and Kyle did say bye And so just I was like he said He said you very well. No, he was gone. No and Chris like is he a member of your team and just I was like Kyle had been gone. No, I said well, would I know that? How would I know that? Because well, I felt like that situation of me being uncomfortable.

You participated in NAH. So Andy's like, okay, it sounds like that's how we made you feel, but not what he did, okay? And it's different because if you say you need to apologize for what he did, that's different for he needs to apologize for how it makes you feel. And Chris goes, yeah, and you said that what you did like was the optics of that situation. And she's like, yes, absolutely. And then we see the clip of just saying, I'm a woman who had a husband cheat on her.

And I don't want to, I don't want to be put in the optics of cheating. I don't want that. So Chris goes, which is fair. But you know what? In that situation, the door was open. And she goes, no, it wasn't want that. So Chris goes, which is fair, but you know what? In that situation, the door was open. And she goes, Noah wasn't Chris. So this is where he starts going off and trying to make little tiny points that don't even matter. Here's the thing, you're drunk, you're after a reunion, and you're trying to go have an argument with one of the housewives. That's not your place. You're a husband,

first of all. So you should not have been in that room anyway, which I can't even believe that I'm saying. But after listening to him and watching this whole thing, you shouldn't have been there, okay? But that still doesn't give Giselle the right to make you sound like a sexual predator who was trying to cheat with her, you know? I agree. And I think this thing about what did I do? She's blaming him for putting her into this uncomfortable situation. I have to imagine that there has to be an element of her past with her husband with Jamal and also with Ashley, with her past with Michael, that there must be some element of this that is very not triggering, but they are probably hypersensitive to these situations in a way that's not real. Or maybe you assume that every man,

because they were made to really sleazy man. So you can't really make any. Yeah, they were kind of traumatized by these guys. Right, like when you're with a sleazy guy, you assume every guy is gonna be that sleazy. Yeah, so like in a weird way, I don't think it was right for Giselle to really make him out to sound like

he was trying to make advances on her. But I totally understand why she felt uncomfortable. And I understand why Chris didn't realize he was putting her in that situation because he didn't have to think about that. That's sort of his privilege right there. And that's, and it's just it's sucky that Jizelle added that sexual part to it. But there's a lot of paradigmics going on here. There's the dynamics like male, female,

there's white, white man, black woman, you know, there's a lot of stuff going on, a lot of subjects that's really actually coloring this entire situation. And actually I think pretty interesting way is, not saying like, oh, I'm so fascinated by this terrible situation they've found themselves in, but like, there's a lot to actually,

a lot to actually lots of unpack here. Well, I think it's just another example of how tricky Giselle can be with her communication. You know, the way that she can make it, the way that she can make it out to be this huge thing in a storyline, but then when she's confronted with it, is it really makes you think about it in a different way because when they show all the clips of Giselle doing this, none of this was like, oh maybe Giselle really did feel threatened or maybe Giselle really did? No, this was full-on Giselle saying that man was trying to have an affair with me in a hotel room. You know, that was her really, to me, really going for a storyline. And I just think that she's pretty good because, you know, by this, I'm like, well, Chris is full of shit because he's saying, but the door was open.

And we know that the hotel doors close themselves. We know that they do. Everybody who's been in the hotel room knows that the door does not just stay open, okay? And she's like, no, it was not open, Chris. And he's saying, and then you were lying on the bed with your robot, which that wording is obviously him trying to imply something is revenge. But if you're trying to make, if you're trying to make up, then why are you trying to suggest that? Because that was very obvious. And then you're lying on the bed

with your robot. And she says, no, I did not have my robot. And he goes, yes, you had it on under your dress, which you went over. And she says, no, I was fully dressed. None of this is true, Chris. And he gets up and he goes, and then I stood and literally I said, I'm going to leave this door open because I don't want anyone to think anything. And she goes, this is not true. The door closed behind you. And he goes, what the lock open?

And she's like, no, it's not true. That's basically like the door is closed. I mean, right? That's, you know, I think that to me, what I think happened is I think that Jazell, in that scene at the coffee shop with Robin, Jazell was being shady and she was being like, joky and shady, but that was a moment where it's like, oh, your words actually carry a lot.

This is a moment where you're being shady about something, you gotta be careful about it, because she was like, well, your words actually carry a lot. This is a moment where you're being shady about something. You got to be careful about it because she was like, well, I was in a room with him. Well, I was alone and it made me feel uncomfortable. I don't know. It's going to hit on me or something like that. I kind of felt like she was sort of being shady and joky. And it's like, oh, but then that became like a thing. And it's like, you can't, you're on television. She said a thing. She sat, can't, is down and said like, well, she sat, can't, is down to say, she sat, can, is down and said. Like she said, well she's not can is down to say, she's sat can is down to say,

hey, just so you know, your husband may not realize this, but he's doing things that are making some of us feel uncomfortable. And then, Candace, because she knows how Jizzell operates, she was like, oh, if you're gonna try to make my husband

sound like a predator, I'm not having this. And she'd be like to be fair to the Zell, she would just say, hey, he should just be aware because he may not realize these things like the DMs, that thing that happened to me. It can make people feel uncomfortable. It's a Zell's discredit that her reputation is bad enough

that as soon as she starts going down that path that everyone sort of assumes that she's gonna try to start pulling that, you know, like, oh, he's the sexual predator. She did, but she did do that. I mean, as it went on, she kept changing her story. I mean, I think Jizel's a total villain in this. I'm totally on Chris' side, but I think what Chris did wrong here was he's sweating the small stuff and he's starting to argue like it's a crime to be in a hotel room with one of your castmates, which it's not.

But they've got him thinking that that's the crime and that's not the crime. You know, the crime isn't that you were in the hotel room. It's that she what you're supposed to be mad at is her trying to make you look like a predator when you weren't, you know. So if anything, if you were in that hotel room, whether the door was open or not, of course, you just say, sorry, I made you uncomfortable, I thought we were talking his cast mates and that's it. But you made me sound like a sexual predator and that's not cool. I've lost a lot of business for that, you know. But instead, now he's so paranoid that he's just like making it about whether the door was open, whether the door was closed, whether she put a robot, whether she

didn't have a robot and he's's starting to sound cuckoo. Right. And he's also like, impermanent, too, like fair. And that's, that's ripping, and you're allowed to have that, and you're allowed to have that. So I mean, basically, I mean, what it shakes out is that, like, clearly what's going on here, though, is that, yeah, they have this disconnect over. He didn't feel like he did anything wrong, and you made me sound like I was a monster,

and she's saying I felt uncomfortable, and she sees the act of her feeling uncomfortable as the product of an action, and he doesn't see it as the product of an action, and so that's why he's upset that by her saying, he did something, and makes him sound like he's a predator, and they're just basically just not aligning on the language that they're using something like he's a predator and they're just basically just not aligning on the language that they're using.

And he's trying to fix it by saying this is semantics, but they don't ultimately seem to really, they don't seem to be that. Well it's not semantics because he won't even go down to the level of saying, okay fine, if I made you uncomfortable in that hotel room, I'm sorry, that wasn't the intention. Instead, he's trying to be like, because she did try to make him sound like a sexual brother. He's saying you, anyway, whatever. I'm like tired of it.

It's like a circle. So Chris says, you thought, okay, so she says, the reason I brought it up, the reason I didn't say anything was because, the reason I finally brought it up is because I thought your wife should know, and that's it. And he says, you thought she should know at the time then why brought it up is because I thought your wife should know, and that's it, and he says, you thought she should know at the time,

then why did it take five minutes? And so there was a camera in your face! And she's like, well, I explained that, it was because of Ashley's DMs, and I said, well, now that you feel uncomfortable, I added on to my thing, it's a whole lot. And then he goes, oh, yeah, the DMs, are replied to a social media post because

it's social media. And Ashley, who hasn't said anything this entire episode, is like, no, I was the nature of the DM. And you know, it was a cause for pause because, you know, I was missing from, I didn't know, and I was your job at the time. And Chris goes, fair. She was like, you know, in Brazil, it felt like she needed to bring this to Candace's attention, just how I felt like she needed to bring this to Candace's attention, just how I felt the need to bring the DM to Candace's attention. And he's like, okay, very convenient. Sure, I get it.

I get it. No, every year, with the exception of this year, you talk about my penis, but I never say anything to you, because I would never expect an apology, because I never told you, because this makes me uncomfortable. So there's no apology. And you felt that way in the moment, totally fine. And you asked me to go, and I left. And you would feelings afterwards, that way you me uncomfortable. So there's no apology. And you felt that way in the moment, totally fine. And you asked me to go, and I left. And you had feelings afterwards

that we were uncomfortable. And that's fine. But that's not anything I did. So he's basically saying, like, I'm not a politician. I didn't apologize, because you never told me there was anything wrong in the first place.

It's like, yeah, don't go down this path. Yeah, he's saying, well, maybe I was uncomfortable. You always talk about my dick, but I never said anything, so I don't expect you to apologize. Yeah, he's saying, well, maybe I was uncomfortable. You always talk about my dick, but I never said anything, so I don't expect you to apologize. But she did say something. She did say it made her uncomfortable, which is why you should apologize.

Do you understand how stupid you are right now? Like, you're making a case against yourself, sir. So he's like, you know, I didn't do that to you. And she goes, okay, well, who did it then? Like, who are we gonna say did it? And he goes, Candace says, no one. And Andy's like, semantics guys, come on. And so then they do that thing again. And Andy's like, well, Jacelle, you just revealed that Chris did apologize to you in text. And Chris says, yes, at the finale party, I told production, I didn't want to have a fight on camera because

that was Candace's moment. So I did send Gisela DM to apologize. That was a DM. That was a DM. Like, okay, you proved nothing with that, but keep yelling. Yeah, I know, I love that. He was like, he really felt like he had landed a really good point.

I was like, it was an actual DM. Yeah, and he said, I said, I apologize if I made you feel, but I said I didn't want to apologize because it makes me look wrong. And she goes, yeah, but I still feel that way to this day I still feel that you made me uncomfortable to this day and I'm entitled to my feelings and he's like Then Candace comes in. Oh my god. So then Candace comes in and she says it's an unbelievable parsing of words you are a garbage individual and you have no soul. You are the reason

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that's too far. And Candace is like, no, it is not. Your proximity to whiteness helps you to be able to sit up here and tell these lies. not fair and Ashley saying that's too far. And Candice is like, no, it is not your proximity to whiteness helps you to be able to sit up here and tell these lies. And me is like, you can't call her white privilege when she's a black woman. And Ashley says, you know, we just talked about colorism and you keep introducing it into this group. Like we just had that conversation. And me and goes, let's call on Wikipedia. So Wendy, I was actually grateful.

I was like, because Wendy's like, okay, I better step into Professor Modia. I got to step out of reality, stop vote. Okay, Andy, can I say something? I know we just had the colorism conversation and one of the takeaways was to be mindful of the words we choose. Candice, I love you, you're my girl.

I got you back forever, but you stated something about her white skin. I know you're angry, but I want you to consider on the heels of that conversation just what that may imply. And Candice is like, yeah, I understand what I'm implied. I know what I said. And I receive what you're saying.

And she bases like, the conversation we had just still stands, but within that conversation, there has to be room for the argument that someone who looks like me making those accusations about sexual conduct is not often taken as seriously as someone who looks like Giselle, and that was the point she was making,

and she says, was it inflammatory? Yes, and I'm sorry, but honestly, I'm not sorry about what I said. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Was it inflammatory? Am I sorry? No, because she has a lot of vitriol on her inside her, you know, for the way that just all is chosen to act.

This whole scenario is hitting a lot of, touching a lot of buttons for them that have impacted their lives. And so that's why we're seeing them react about things that feel like they're not fully like at the center of this, but I think it's because it's such a there's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of triggers in this. There's a lot of things that are going to elicit reactions based on their own unique and specific um life journeys that have been impacted by their gender roles, the color of their skin, and all this other stuff.

So I think that they're just kind of, it's a really, it's actually a very, very sensitive scenario. Yeah. So, um, actually it's like, well, I don't think it was appropriate, but okay. And Candice goes, oh, we could spend days on things you have said and done. And Ashley's like, oh, why can't we just set back on speed by cons? I'm by, you know, and now I'm gone. And then up there, and then I'm gone.

And Candice is like, do not address me. And Ashley's like, I've never said anything about anyone's skin color in this group. And then Andy's like, okay, Chris, anything else? And Chris goes, you apologize and I accept it. And because Jacelle did, did we even say this part? Jacelle did say, yeah, she did apologize. She did apologize for calling him sneaky link and suggesting that he was trying to sleep with her and she felt bad when she saw that.

And she said, I do apologize for that part. So he says, okay, you apologize, and I accept it. And Candice says, I don't. And so he's like, well, it's my feeling though, in this sense, and you can have yours as well, but she's offering the apology that was not for before. And Candice is like, because it's a convenient time to offer an apology, I mean, it is reunion, you know, it's like the time you're supposed to.

True. And he didn't want to talk to her at the finale, so there's that too. It was a odd sec. This whole segment was really really weird to watch. It's like Chris screaming and having a fit, even though I think he had a right to,

but then talking himself into a corner and then still at the end of the day, you're a dude yelling at a woman at a reunion. You know what I mean? There's a lot of factors. There's a lot of factors of it. And you're also not very smart. Like your arguments don't really make a whole lot of sense.

And like Chris, I'm talking about, it was just, yeah. There's a lot of great areas that I'm happy to leave with this segment. Let's leave him gray, man. Let's leave him gray and leave him behind. And let's do that. I'm happy to leave with this segment? Let's leave them great. I just want to leave them great and even behind. Let's do that. I'm sure people have lost a say, but I'm pretty much done with it.

I would rather focus on more important issues like Tom and Ariana. And as we've acknowledged, you know, as we need to acknowledge, often, I think, it's not really our place sometimes. And we have to realize our place of preference and like where we need to shut the fuck up to. So, I want to take this as one of those. We're trying to parse it as we can parse it, but like, you know, yeah.

So now the stupid Miami trip, everybody's funny, they went to a strip club, oh my God, it was so wacky and wild. Karen doesn't like that boobs are called titties. Everybody's cracking up and Robin getting drunk segments. And now the question on everyone's mind, what happened between me and Wendy? Who wants his box? When he's like, let the record reflect. We were all in the bathroom and we all were drunk and Candice showed a kuchi and Ashi showed a kuchi and Mia showed a kuchi and then I showed mine and there was kissing There was no looking it was just I'm sorry. There was no kissing. There was no liking. It was just good girl fun

And he's like ah So then ashes and then they say that that Wendy had the prettiest koochi and then he goes, okay, well Anyway, I'm sort of sad to end this fun and game segment right on the heels of a very intense discussion About sexual accusations anyway What he does he does it every time he's like wow great sexual accusation talk He's that's he does it every time he's like wow great sexual accusation talk. Let's talk about the That was a great that was a great fiery intersectional discussion. We just had about very weighty tricky topics all layered on top of each other. Hey, you guys you judges vagina's that's a boobs

so You jealous vaginas? That's a boob. So now it's another very important moment from a husband because the husbands came, pissed this time and they're like, I better get my moment to argue, right? So now it's raised time and raised like, unfortunately this season was nasty and I'm very disappointed with the ladies. Pretty much all of them because Karen is reserved and she doesn't get into the fray. Karen is and she doesn't get into the fray.

Karen is reserved and doesn't get into the fray. No. That's why she's back every season because she's so reserved. Oh, that's it. Not reserved, Karen. And she, he's like, you know, she couldn't help but react to the nastyness this year. And Karen says, hold on, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray. What do you think about the rumors, Ray? You're not done. Stop, you're not up, but stop trying to move your knees like you're about to get up.

We don't have to start that 10 minute process right now, Ray. What do you think about the rumors, Ray? It's like the rumors are bullshit. Oh, Ray. And he's like, well, there was a photo going around of Karen that was supposed to be her and a blue eyed man and a barn vagus. And you just say, Pasha, that, and she goes, Andy, have you seen the photo? Was that Karen?

Well, it was from the back. Well, Karen's, well, I haven't seen the photo because they never would show it to me. Let me be very clear. If I hadn't seen the photo, I would have said, Antelope! Antelope! I would have said, let me be very clear if I had seen the photo I would have said Antelope. Antelope. I would have said let me be clear. Antelope Polahupringbot. You're very much Andy. So she's like well they won't show me the picture so I don't know if it's me or not. And she's also it was 99% you. And she's like what and Andy goes

yeah but it was just a bar anyway. I wasn't, what's a big deal? She goes, yeah, since when is being in a bar, a crime? Well, does Andy have to give all of you a defense? How come you didn't say that in the first place? Yeah. So then just I was like, and what you're saying about one, note pictures, no receipts, and kind of like,

oh, well, I have a photo. You want me to pull up a photo? Well, my photo, I will have a photo. I have a photo right here in my photography application on my phone, I will get it right away. I definitely have it here as a photo that's mostly on my phone. And she says, okay.

And Karen says, oh no, no, Ray said no, so I won't do it. I'm good, I'm done with this. And she goes, she literally goes. She literally goes, newlyweds. Yeah, and Karen literally goes, there's no photo. And then literally a half-brother later she goes, I mean, but I have it, but I have it.

So Robin's like, so this is adjacent to sexual misconduct allegations, because when I saw the episode in Mexico, I did feel Karen implied that one sexually assaulted her. Oh. Um. So Karen, now we see Karen's story is saying that one hugged her so hard that her breasts went into her spine.

And Robin's like, and as Chris said, those allegations are damaging and they stick. So I'd like to know why Karen, Karen, is that what you were implying? And she's like, I am blind. No such thing. Did Juan touch me? And Ray says that that day Karen did actually say she was uncomfortable about how Juan touched her. And Karen's like, yeah, Ray talks me down. And she says, did Juan Dixon sexually assault me? No, he did not.

Does he need to keep his hands off women inappropriate? Yes! Ah! All right, so on that note, bye husbands. See you later. Ah! So the guys all leave. And then Andy's like, okay, let's go.

Come on, let's finish this up. Okay, as an homage to Miami, I'm gonna end this reunion the same way we entered Miami Ladies, I have gone high tech and then they start playing They give Andy a JBL speaker that's playing Candace's new song and he's just like waving it over his head Sort of like a very sad waitress at republic just like oh Yeah, wow season what a night. Thank you, ladies Sort of like a very sad waitress at Republic just like. Oh, yeah. Wow.

What a season. What a night. Thank you, ladies. Oh, God. What this has got to be the lamest toast. Like they don't do a toast. Do they ever are sure they're just or an atmosphere dancing?

He just dancing. He does. It's a nice. It's can't. It's his song. Man. Man. It's can't. This song. It's a mid tempo song. It's cantis-s-s-s-on. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m- it nailed it. And I know I start walking away and closing the laptop. But no, we have to come do some more Robin Robin lies. Let's get to some more of Robin lies. Okay. So this

is these are clips from Andy's watch what happens live reunion that are not reunion watch what happens live with Robin one on one, but it wasn't one on one. Yeah, but it was also basically exactly what we already saw. So he's like, Yeah, we don't have to go over this point by point if you don't want to. You do it how you want. I'll follow you. I don't know.

I don't know what I have to say. We were just like a wall of ridiculous ridiculous. There's just like, why? I want me to speed round it. Speed round it. It was just like a big bullshit, a big piece of bullshit. And it was going hard. And it was going very hard on her.

Robin does her whole story that Juan never really dated this girl. They just talked on Instagram, which wasn't cool, but it wasn't an actual affair. This girl came to see some other dudes she was dating but lost her wallet in a casino. So Juan went down to save her. And that's why there's a hotel receipt.

And she totally believes that this didn't happen and she's not a hypocrite at all, just because she doesn't really have an answer for that. And he grills her, like why wouldn't you bring this onto the show, that's kind of bullshit that you're on a reality show, while you're grilling some in the whole season about extra marital stuff and then you hide yours and she's like, why would I?

Yeah, I actually think that there was she didn't have to bring it up in the sense of like, why would I bring up something that's gonna be used against me? You know, she was like, I just, I knew it was gonna be used against me. I just, you know, it wasn't something she was going through and dealing with. So in a weird way, I actually get that. But the thing is when they talk about infidelity, it's just weird that she acts like that. It never happened, though. I feel like there were sometimes where it was weird that it was not mentioned, but I can understand why she didn't bring it up to Karen. Well, here's what's weird to me about it. So we get to Karen, right? So Andy says, you're on a reality show, and Fidelity's been the topic.

You've played a part in the Compos. How do you stay silent? And she says, well, I was waiting for Karen to bring it up, but she just sat there and barely said anything. So now you're giving credit to Karen for guarding you and protecting you and not saying anything. So what you said, you know what I mean?

It like she, it doesn't make sense to me because she's saying, no, what Karen is saying about the blonde lady is false, but this other thing is true, and everybody knew about it. So I figured Karen would bring it up, that Karen didn't bring it up. She protected you. So now are you giving Karen credit? Like, what's happening here? I can't even follow. I can't even follow at the end of this. Right. And so and then Andy says, this is so funny. This is this is how reality producers work. I'm convinced. He's like, but if you're waiting for someone to bring it up,

don't you think you'd have had more power and bring it up yourself and more understanding from the group and you can say to Candace, I've been through this for real and I understand how the accusation feels. It's like, does try to manipulate her and be like, but why would she have more power in saying that? I don't know. So then he's like, well, Candace is pissed.

She's sending all these tweets about how much you suck now. And she's like, why? What does my stuff have to do anything with Chris? I stood off for Chris. And he says, it looks like Chris was the sacrificial lamb to protect you. And she said, no, I protected Chris. Jezelle was a what gap at you and Jezelle work for each other. Jezelle brought up the whole Chris thing to protect you. Are you really so dumb that you don't see what the accusation is? My question. The allegation is that you purposely

came, uh, you had Jezelle go after Chris and then you looked like the good guy by sticking up for Chris in case your stuff came out later. So no one would attack you because you'd been sticking up for somebody who'd been falsely accused. Like, so obvious, and she can't answer any of it, she just keeps spewing her lies over and over. And it's just really uncomfortable. I mean, it's finally to the point

where she's stabbing her drink ice with the straw. And it's really so loud in her microphone and he won't let her out of it. You know? Right. I think the thing is, it's like, I understand why she didn't bring it up. But I think what's, I think where it's harder to understand is that she goes so hard at Karen for having an affair in Vegas. You know, and that's what Andy brings up.

He's like, you know, you're like, you know, Karen had, you're saying that Karen had an affair in Vegas. You know, and that's what Andy brings up. He's like, you know, you're like, you know, Karen had, you're saying that Karen had an affair in Vegas and you're showing this photo that's just Karen from behind. And, you know, and because she's saying, Robyn's saying, I don't go up to the men. And she's like, he's like, but raising be collateral damage. And she goes, but I wasn't coming for real.

I was coming for Karen. And he's like, you were coming for Ray's marriage. She's like, my Karen came for mine first. And it's one of these things where it's like, you don't have to offer these things, but like, you're real bossy. It's basically, you're real bossy for going after someone for having, for not being faithful when like one clearly cheated. Because this whole story about Juan and the hotel receipt, and just talking to someone, Juan's a celebrity. Juan was a professional basketball player. He can smell this bullshit.

Like if this person reached out to them, whatever, it's just gonna help a random stranger, celebrities don't do that. I'm sorry, celebrities are really protective about how, like, who they are around and who they help because they know anything can and will be used against them. They just are. And especially someone like Juan,

who is guarded enough to not go to the reunion and guard enough to not want to put beyond camera very much because you know it's gonna be used against him. But all of a sudden, he's totally down to help a random stranger, to help get a credit card to check into a hotel. It's all bullshit. But he's not really that guarded.

I mean, these rumors about Juan have been going on forever because he's kind of careless. I mean, if we're to believe all the gossip that's been out there for all the years, they are just roommates and that they have this whole big thing to keep their storyline going or whatever. I don't know that I'm necessarily, but he's got so many things he's so brazen. He's not trying to hide anything, you know, server. Yeah, but what I guess what I'm trying to say is that when she's saying, oh, it was just he was just being very, he was just being a nice guy.

It's like, no, I don't think he was being just a nice guy. You're right, he was not like that. He knows how that would open himself up to allegations and he's like very squirrely, at least on camera about these allegations. So the only reason why he'd be doing this stupid cock-a-mame story, like helping the stranger, is if like there is something going on,

like that probably would be bad. Yeah, if he was gonna get some sex out of it or something. Yeah. Yeah, so basically, he's like, don't you get sick of publicly defending Juan all the time? And she's like, I don't feel like I'm publicly defending him all the time. Maybe the two of us, like our family, but like I don't even call it defending

because I don't pay attention to stuff as much. Oh, really? Then why are you always telling everybody to watch you? Yeah. Yeah. Because they too will be bullied. And she's like, I just know why we're together. And it sucks that he's even dragged into this.

Like, oh my God. Robin. Yeah, but that's and that's again, that's the point. Like he doesn't like being dragged into this. Like, oh my God. Robin. Yeah, but that's, and that's again, that's the point. Like he doesn't like being dragged into shit. So it's also guaranteed. Also guaranteed. So for your marriage first, you came for Karen's marriage first, not this season maybe,

but years ago without old blue eyes shit, you came for Karen's marriage first. As I recall, my memory is that of an older person who smoked a lot of weed. So I think that I think it started with Robin, but what a five year old answer anyway. Like what do you, I mean middle school, like come on.

Everyone was anticipating their rumors at Andy at the end of like this footage, we're gonna see him fire Robin right there, but of course that didn't happen. I didn't think that would ever really happen. Instead it just ends up going, okay. Ah. And she just looks like a fool.

And that's it. It just ends on Robin looking like a dumbass. So congratulations on your wedding season. I know. Wow. So everybody, thank you so much. This was a intense one. And good to talk to you for sure.

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