Watch What Crappens - RHOP: The 2022 Boo-tomac Halloween Dirty Bird Spooktacular!

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

It's a GHOULISH and FRIGHTFUL episode of Real Housewives of Potomac as the women gather for an absolutely TERRIFYING family UNFUN day. Watch as the ladies potato sack race their way TO HELL, and then TREMBLE IN HORROR when Ashley's separation leaks to the press. Happy Halloween!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Happy Halloween, welcome to the Watcher Crappens, 2020 to Spooktacular, featuring the scariest people you could ever imagine, the real housewives of Potomac. Or should I say, BOOTOMIC! DURTY BIRDS! DURTY BIRDS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It's scary. The real housewives of... The real housewives of Butomic, that's funny. It was kind of saw like, like, we're gonna put two of you legs together and now get out of this miserable poor person event. I know. We're stuffing you in the bag and the only way out is if you hop a lot.

Your husband made me feel creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy. The only way that your husband will ever leave you is if he cuts off his balls are... Fessac de Mia. I wasn't invited to the Potato Sac, right? It's a Chris's back, he's back for revenge. We brought Chris in just for his deep voice, because it's scary episode. Who's gonna share a Potato Sac with me? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Hi everyone, so before we get into this Potomac this beautyomic episode

Just a few things first of all you may have noticed our winterhouse bonus episode has not gone up yet That's because we were exhausted by the end of last week and I was in Santa Fe with my parents and we decided Know what let's just table it for Monday So keep your ears open at the winter house bonus episode recap We'll be up and then we have Winterhouse later this week too. We'll have two bonuses up this week since we didn't do any bonus episodes last week. So if you're wondering where the heck is that it'll be there on Patreon. And by the way, come join us on Patreon Patreon.com slash watchworkrapins. You get the bonus

episodes, you get crap, it crap is on demand all that great stuff Normally on Mondays we have take a seat on Spotify live But we're not having it tonight because it's too scary of a night to have to take a seat more like take a tombstone I'm just gonna do everything encounters the wind voice It's the afterlife voice. It doesn't even sound like take a seat at all. Just like take a skeleton girl, Samurai. Take a crypt, am I right? Yeah, so that'll be back next to Monday. Also, tomorrow we're going to be on NBC Boston. So if you guys are there, listen, we're going to be on NBC Boston. So if you guys are there, listen, we're going to be talking to Sue about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Okay. So go join us over there on NBC. Can you believe it, girls? Can you believe it? We love Sue. I love Sue.

She's just the best. So yeah, everyone. I love you too. And yeah, I was telling my dad, hey, it's so exciting. We're gonna be on MB You know, we're gonna be on the news in Boston really what channel? It's in Boston dad. Oh, okay, but what channel is it? NBC I know but what's there NBC? So I don't know you mean the number of the channel. Yeah, I don't know dad If we don't get it here, so then he texts me three times what channel is it on dad? It's in Boston Okay, you're gonna fly to Boston? Like, thanks for the support, but can't watch. Our parents are so similar. I say this is something

that just spent a weekend with my parents in New Mexico. But by the way, for those of you who do live in Boston, it's NBC 10 and it's also on NECM. Oh, well, aren't you a good son? Just tell your dad his real son knows the answers. But what channel? Is it Netflix? Is it on Hulu? Is it on YouTube TV?

No, dad, you're not. I swear I was gonna come in this episode with all these hilarious stories that my parents did in New Mexico I was like, oh everyone's gonna love this story and I can't remember a gosh darn single one of them that attitude really does mess you up Now I really understand what Kathy Hilton was going through So I was smoking sorry, but that was like a terrible thing to say Just smoking guys. You like my story about how I was gonna tell stories. I don't have stories

Your mom's story about stories. So here we are with Real Housewives of Potomac. Man, Robbins is really making an effort this year. And last week I was like, oh my God, I love that Robbins making an effort this year. And this week, I'm like, Robin, stop making such an effort, Robin, okay? It looks like effort. You know, it's like, have you ever had a friend who does MacGermain? And they're like, look, I made you this, I made you this pot holder thing and you can put the hot potted plants in it

and it can hang from your ceiling. And you're like, wow, that's so cool. You made it out of string. And then, you know, you're thinking, wow, what an effortless talent. And they're like, that took me 97 hours. And I'm like, well, I don't out of string. And then you're thinking, wow, how, what an effortless talent. And they're like, that took me 97 hours. And I'm like, well, I don't want to hang in my house then. I don't want to see your 97 hours of effort.

You know what I mean? So Robin is basically Mac or May right now to me. Wait, wait, wait, why is the effort make it worse? Is it a guilt trip? Yeah, it just feels painful. Like it's too much for a rope thing that holds a plant. You know what I mean? You know what?

I'm not into macrame, but I am into macabre m'ae, happy Halloween! Happy Halloween from Countess and Friends. Okay, so let's do this. Real Robin is of Petomy. Yeah, and so I just want to clarify it. Robin is the macrame of this franchise. Yes, so like real pretty to look at, but ultimately like you could just put a pot on the table.

You know what I mean? Yeah. You just got to trim it. So we get you have some sway with the Bravo gods because guess what you got this week, you got your tag lines. Thank you. Thank you so happy for you. Thank you. Yeah. I'm happy for you. I thought like it was actually a group effort. So I want to just thank the larger crap in community for,

for rallying behind this effort to get these tag lines out here. But we do have them and they're pretty good. So the first one is Jacelle who goes, pretty petty and always sitting on ready. Ah. And then nice rhyme scheme. I didn't write too.

Said these, so I have to guess who said these. Oh, this is Ashley. You may think you know my story, but there's always a plot twist. And then hers is just like little kids jumping around everywhere. I was like, that's not really a plot twist. Mm. It's just kind of generic.

Yeah, it's just some kids. You know, yeah, a plot twist. I had kids like, oh, worse mystery ever. Yeah, yeah. I didn't love that tagline. That was to me a cop out. That was they couldn't figure out anything. So they went to like the community pool that all the interns have made up.

And they're like, okay, well, just slap this one on her. Then we have Robin who says, when it comes to the truth, I always arrive on time. I mean, and then Macromay. That's Macromay, that's what I'm saying. And then we get to Candace who is now talking like she's 110 grammy, similar. She's got that kind of air about her now, where she's like, my vocals are Colleen,

but my reeds are for Phil's. I thought that was actually, that's I think my favorite one of the new group. I think that was a pretty good one. Pretty good one. Good wine lane delivery. Yeah, yeah, but she definitely is starting to like,

she's starting to like talk with the confidence of a need a baker, you know. Yeah, she's very shaky spear like I don't need it. And then Mia says, I may not remember everything, but you'll never forget me. That's not very me alive, isn't it? That's not very me alive, isn't it? I may not remember everything, but you'll never forget things that I weren't remembering when things were like, Mom.

Mom, that's her lunch. It just been mom. Mom, I would love it if this wasn't even her line. If there were a line with something else, and then she's just like, they're like, no, that's not the right line. And she goes she goes well, I mean I remember everything, but you'll never forget me. They're like okay, we'll just use that You'll just use that take that lock it in and then we get windy I'm inside my chewy and queen with no time for mean But you got time to clean you know what I mean?

That's all I can think of in that rhyme is you got time to lean you got time to clean. You know what I mean? That's all I can think of in that rhyme is, you got time to lean, you got time to clean. You can't rhyme queen, mean, and then not have me think clean, okay? No waiter can sit through that line without feeling stressed. I was really hoping it was gonna be more about having stuff on her plate.

You know, we gave a lot of good plate options last week. And I, like maybe like, I'm plate, I'm plate, I'm plate for a very important date. Like I would have accepted that. I would have accepted that too, especially since she did something evil and brought Peter back on to her television. So it seems like a very Alice from Alice will wonder land thing to do. Like, whoops, sorry, just broken to your house and brought Peter with me and wait a minute Yeah, sorry just killed that a friendly lizard who came to fix this situation sorry and here's Peter

Mm-hmm. Oh Okay, you got this is the next one for you. Okay Hmm like a three-week I burn slow and never wave a. Which, hi. Three weeks burn faster than one. Okay. So I'm sorry to be the one to bring candle physics into this.

Yeah. Three weeks burn faster and guess what? Flames waiver, okay? Flames literally waiver. That's what they do. They move back and forth. They dance, okay? Dancing Flank Karen.. That's what they do. They move back and forth. They dance, okay? Dancing Flame Karen.

Karen's is my favorite, because it's the most delusional Karen thing. That's right. You know? Just like a three-wink, I burn sh-low and never waver. Pfft. I just think it's so strange to

a quaint, never wavering with a candle. It's just, it's not what not what I I know it's like saying just like a fresh glass of apple juice I never waver. It's like what? That's not what I look to for an example of wavering or not wavering you know and like you say 35's bones slower than one and water is solid as can be. Like what? What are you even talking about Karen? Dirty bird, dirty, dirty bird. Maybe she means an unlit three-wit candle.

Like, maybe she just means one of her candles. She, they burn slow because they are rarely purchased, you know? Just like a three-wick, I sit on a dollar shelf and level wave-out. You know, when my candle went to battle with Wendy's candle, we called that a wallwick, a Dion wallwick. So we open with Wendy and Andy. Sorry, I apologize. I'm sorry.

No one needed to hear that Like a the armed warwick I burn slower than five weeks and you may not remember me But you always remember warwick. Mm-hmm. Keep burning keep on wafering Knowing you're a candle's all I need for sure That's what candles are for Nothing nothing waivers more than the underarm fat. I've injected into my boobies Not just love the idea of Karen's boobs waving at people because it's got the underarm jiggle in it now Like the anti the anti underarm jiggle in it now. Like the anti, the anti-underarm jiggle. Which I've got.

I can say that. So anyway, so we see Wendy and her family, they're at a field and the kids are playing football, little camera's running around with the ball. And Eddie and Wendy are just talking and Eddie's asking Wendy how she's doing and she says that she met with Peter and You know that that he Peter's looking to open up another money trap slash restaurant and that he really likes her idea for a Nigerian restaurant slash children's library Yeah, he wants to open another West want and he liked my idea of Nigerian bought it's a children's library from 2 to 4 and the toddler opium 10th from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. So you know, it's gonna cost us about 300,000 dollars.

She's like, ah, no. She's like, but she's like, no, but it's good because it's not like it's gonna be 50-50 because you know, it's gonna be 20-80 because I don't have the bandwidth to be there every night. And he's like, yeah, so I'm glad you said the word band with because I'm really trying to understand why you keep going down these paths, especially with someone like Peter Thomas. I mean, even I know about the guy and I barely watch Real Housewives.

Yeah, he's like, hello, only a home essentials. And she's like, who? So here's the thing Wendy, when someone is putting an 80% of the money and you're putting in 20% of the money you're expected to give sweat equity which means you put in less money so you have to do more work. And why the only person that's familiar with this concept? I don't understand her whole I'm paying less so I have to do less. I don't understand that. I think you have to pay if you have to do more. I, well, I think that's you only have to do more if you want to have a more active role in it, right? Otherwise, I think you're just like an investor, right? I mean, I'm Peter's going to try but probably make her do a lot more for sure.

No one is going to want Wendy in that restaurant, bossing people around. Okay, nobody. Nobody's gonna want Wendy showing up there. Training waiters, you know? No one's gonna beat her in that restaurant either. I mean, basically it's just gonna be a restaurant that no one wants anyone in. Yeah, or no one's gonna wanna be in there. You see? It's like a warm hug this restaurant.

So she's like bandwidth bandwidth. And she's like, you know, all I'm trying to do is take opportunities when I see opportunities like, yeah, but that's not really seeing an opportunity. That's catching Peter when he's drunk and saying, I was thinking of opening a night gerry bar and him saying, I'll do that. And then you show and gupp the next day. That's about an opportunity. That's an opportunity to get robbed by Peter.

Yeah, I think that she should take an opportunity, that's an opportunity to get robbed by Peter. Yeah, I think that she should take an opportunity, if she wants to take opportunities, the opportunity she should take is the opportunity to be discerning about her choices. You know, like, you don't have to, you don't have to like, who are yourself out to every opportunity that, that it comes her way. It's like walking down the street in Las Vegas, you'll get a lot of pamphlets. A lot of things handed to you, inviting you to various trip clubs and whorehouses and places of sin, but you don't have to go to them.

You don't have to go to everything you want to do. Places of ill-repeared. So haunted houses, happy all the way. And he's like, but it what cost your health? And it what cost to me, right? And she's like, well it what cost your health and it what cost to me right? And she's like, well, I would never do anything or go into any into business with anyone without your support. Wait for it. Wait for it. Well, you've got enough on your plate. I don't even I'm so used to them saying it. I didn't even notice that that he said that.

There's a lot on the plate. This buffet she's been doing laps at that buffet. Girl, at some point you got to sit at the table and start eating. So Wendy is so funny because he's like, okay, you know, look, I don't think you can have it all. I mean, who does, right? Beyond two. That's what I'm saying. Like no one has it all, Wendy. And Wendy has just said, I would never do anything or go into business with anyone without your support. Her next line is Well, it's just a matter of if I decide to do this and that's it That's like wow you couldn't even wait till the end of the scene to add that one in there Yeah, exactly so then she pivots to talking about

Robin and she talks about how at the TikTok dance class She's like afterwards it got real messy and you know, I was talking to Ashley one-on-one about a thoughts on Mia What she thought about plates that she liked plates large small oval shaped circle-shaped square shaped recessed beveled all that stuff And I was talking in a calm voice and then Robin pops up and screaming at me. And then to put the nail in the coffin, woo! Robin just pops out of the coffin. She invited everyone and their children to a family haunted house day except for us and our kids and then you know That wasn't very nice and at least like oh, yeah, she's like fuck the kids, huh?

Yeah, and she was like fine. I'll be the bad guy and then she whipped out a machine Saw gun. What do you call those chainsaw gun? Sogan, what do you call that? Chainzoggan. I'm gonna make a mask of your skin. Happy Halloween. I'm wearing you to feel day. Happy Halloween. So then, um, so then Robin, and our, and our kids and lawn are outside. Oh, the grave yard.

Or their backyard. And they're practicing for, they're practicing for field day, even though field day or family fun day ultimately has no former structure or like any sense of anything, but they're going to practice for it regardless. And they're in their potato sacks getting ready to, you know, get good at hopping around. Yeah, I want to say, what are you doing? Check we're getting a leg up on the competition tomorrow. And she rips off her leg and just starts beating him with it. I'm just how we never said a sick.

Oh, it's disturbing this episode. So most of our kids are on spring break and I realized we never really get together with our kids. So I thought, why not family, fun day? I'm sorry, I'm stubborn, I'm petty and and I'm just not in that place with Weddy. Weddy, Wendy, but I don't have anything against her kids. Commissars, here comes one right now. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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Yeah, so, um, so Robyn's like, okay, so one, we should follow your lead because you are a profession because you're we're trying to win in your world class athlete and then get us like he's a he's You're a world class bench player And then they learn like most adults that potato sac races are fucking hard. Okay, they're not easy. That's plan matrix size. It's excessive. It's like four watts. Yeah, it's horrible.

So then it's also a very poor dirty vegetable. You know, like I love a potato, but I don't want to be in the wrapping of a potato. You know, it's just dirt. So then they're just talking to themselves while the kids run around. And she's like, you know, I thought it would be fun to play flag football. Basically people were flag and then you run up behind them, and rip their faces off and make a baseball cap out of it. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Happy Halloween. So she says that she was intending to invite everyone, but you know, Wendy Sack. So she doesn't want Wendy to come. But I don't want to anyone to think I'm intentionally leaving her kids out. So I came up with something that works for me. I'm gonna sneak into their house in the middle of the night with the kinship knife. Just remember them, throw them into the trunk, and then into a potato sack. And failing that, I decided I'm gonna call Candice and ask her to play Auntie, a scary

Auntie, and she's gonna abduct the children in the middle of the night and force them to family fun day. And while it's like, wow, that's how you compromise Robin. What the fuck are you guys talking about? That's not done. That's not the part. That's not the part. You're not invited, but your kids can come to the place where all the other kids are going to be like, your mom's not invited.

She's a real bitch, huh? Yeah, that was terrible idea. Terrible. Stupid Robin. So when he's like, he's like, I think that idea even for Robin, I still can't believe her. Sorry I'll stop. No, you're right. So when he's like, I hit my feelings because those are my kids.

I don't play with my kids, okay? Play with everyone else, but at this point, Cameron was here, he was hearing her say, I don't play with my kids. So she's like, play with me. Play with me. I was just like, maybe you didn't hear me, but I don't play with my kids. So she's like, play with me. Play with me. Maybe you didn't hear me, but I don't play with my kids.

So go away. She just ignores Cameron. So then back to Robin, she's like, yeah, that dance class was a shit show. You have Wendy and I arguing, then Candace storms off. Then two skeletons came in and started doing a kick line. And once I go, my God, what's going on with

Candace? And she's like, well, you know, I actually got that DM from Chris. And then I told you, so what happened? And she's also said, oh, well, that reminds me of a time. Chris pulled me into a room in New Jersey. And then tried to chop my head off. It was a room of horrors! So then Eddie hears this from Wendy and she's like, oh my God, now they're gonna come after Chris. The guy that made them dinner, she's, yeah, the guy that made them do the case of Dia Guy. Yeah, the case of Dia Guy. The men who cook can't also make people feel uncomfortable.

None of this makes sense. A man who cooked for them, this is impossible. I mean, look at Mario Batali. Look, he never made anyone feel, oh, you know what, never mind, never mind. I just love this running theme on here. Everybody's reaction is, wait, didn't Chris cook them dinner before? I know.

They keep saying that. Like, he used a premium ingredient. He used duck in that, those quesadillas. He can't possibly make someone drink it. I sure know when he served me a dirty chicken. I call those ducks, what are chickens? So one is like, so why didn't she tell Candice when it happened? Why didn't Giselle tell Candice a and Robyn's like, I don't know.

Do you think Chris should speak to Giselle? Does he own a biology? And one's like, well, I would, especially if she told Candace she was uncomfortable. Ooh. Robyn, we're outside. You can't do your haunted house voice. These walls are haunted. We're outside, Robin.

That's hot. So, um, Robin calls Candace to, you know, do this. Will you ask her if she'll send her kids to come? Um, and Candace just answers the phone like, Good Lord you all. Why are you all calling me? And she's like, It's important Candace! She says, Is it jail? Is somebody in a jail?

So she says, no, I need you to put on your auntie hat and call Wendy and tell her you want to take her kids to my family fun day. And Candace is like, well I'm 99% sure Wendy's going to tell me to go to hell. Hell, we're the home, it's the realm of the devil. Happy Halloween. Yes, as I was saying to hell, and then tell me and Robin to go to hell to the hell that's underneath that one. See, Robin, now you've done your thing. After I was done with my sentence, I actually had two hells on my sentence, but you were too quick to go for a joke. Robin's out of hells. She's just sitting there staring at the phone like oh no I'm out of

hell things. Too hells? That's scary. She's like literally sitting there holding a potted plant. Okay so then we go to Karen's house. Karen is going through her fridge. Okay now look people are mad that Karen's wasting chicken you know I've been reading the internet. They're like, how many are you? I get it. My question is more like how many chickens do you have in there? I mean she's clearing chicken out of her fridge, but there's like 20 containers of chicken

Chicken were you planning to eat? Yeah, there were about to make like 10 cast rolls for the community. What was happening there was a lot of those little plastic, just gone. I mean, give them to your neighbors for crying out loud. You're right. I didn't even think about that. But I mean, the whole scene was her pulling up

more chicken from somewhere. She was like pulling them out of her bra. I felt one here as well. Chicken, buddy, buddy. And throwing them away. So first she talks to Ray Ray. And I didn't understand this line when I wrote it, but her first line is,

Ray is gonna kill me for doing this, but this is dirty. I was like, she's just throwing away chicken. What is she talking about? Dirty. Now I finally understand that Christina Aguilari song. Dirty, gonna get dirty. It was written about chickens all the time She's just standing there with an axe like Kathy Bates from misery

I can't believe you can all those characters dirty bird So she's there sledgehammering the chicken's ankles. And she pays times raven and she's like, oh, you look like a supermodel. What the hell? You look like an anti-chicken, something beautiful and gorgeous. And she tells us, you know, I'm here cleaning out, well, she's telling Graven, I'm hair cleaning out the fridge Because I'm allergic to chicken. They call it the dirty bird. Did you know that Raven? She's like, oh Jesus mom I've only got five more minutes left on lunch. Okay. I know

I'm not even chicken Raven and she tells us well, I think turning five-nine is just a number after all, eh? So I plan on living a very long time, so I actually did go to a doctor to find out what my digestion could I just? Hmm? Yes, and when she tested me for chicken, I said, give me that chicken test. I feel like something's wrong, and so she tested me for chicken, aka the dirty bird. And I failed miserably. It is a traumatized bird that we're putting it in our bodies and no thank you, I may absorb that chicken trauma. I already feel like I might be a chicken that saw someone else eat its corn seed on the

floor. It's dramatic, I feel it's in my bones. I just don't want to absorb any chicken drama. Okay. Mm-hmm. Surrival's like. I feel, inside me, I feel the trauma of being in a coop and having to assemble some sort of little plane to escape out of it for freedom.

You were watching Chicken Run recently, weren't you? Yes, I was. A very traumatic story. They call it the shindles-ness of the chicken genre. Oh. So Raven's like, well, I'm on a health journey too, Mom. I have to learn how to cook. Just do you even own a pan, Raven.

She's like, I have to be honest. I don't. Oh, Raven, pans. You have to have a pan, Raven. And, but then Karen's very proud of Raven because Raven made it to the Metagala at 24. I'm wondering the context of that photo. I mean, very cool for Raven. But Karen was making it sound like Raven was a guest at the Metball. And I feel like there is more to the story. I feel like she probably was not a guest Yeah, like maybe like in turning somewhere for something and so

She's like well, we need to get on this healthy journey as a family and we all have to pull down in with us on that now Let's talk about fake boobs your father was a phage all going to get fake boobies because mind keep waving it to neighbors. So Raven, do you want fake boobies? I'll pay for them. I told him you are ridiculous, Ray. Why are you worried about that? She's won't have fake boobs until she's ready to have fake boobs. Raven, are you ready for fake boobs?

Now that you've been on the Met Gala red carpet with your tiny tiny little pebbles. I've got samples right here for you to look at. You know, Raven, I really want you to get some, Raven, it's very important for me that you get some fake boobs because otherwise you know what you have to put into your bra. Chicken cutlets, we will not allow dirty birds in your cups. So Raven's like, well, maybe he should have told you Before your boobs were done He didn't like fake boobs. Don't you like? Time to make him too much sense Raven. Alright, well get a pan and sketch out your new boobs and call me back.

Alright. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no see shots of Potomac, which I love, and I like the one that features the sign that says, Raid are detected illegal! Like shoes. It's a real playground over there. Well, that's, I can't believe that they would ban my future son with Rae, as we all know, his name would have been a combination of Raymond and Lamar radar. Sorry, I went a long way for that joke. Long way for that joke. I thought it would come easily. Considering I have a daughter named Ray Vinn,

thought Ray Dyer would become easily. It didn't come easily. I apologize. It was the chicken trauma. So we go over to Ashley's house and she's, you know, cleaning up and she's picking little tiny animal bones up off the floor. Like, oh my gosh, Dean playing with the animals again. Happy Halloween.

Let's be. And there's Robin Halloween. There's a knock at the door and it's a lady named Anti. So man, we're not escaping the Anti thing today. It's in every scene now. Yeah, her name is, I believe it's Antia, but spelled like A-U-N-T-E-A and it's really hard not to call her Auntie or Auntie. Does she call her Auntie?

I thought she said Auntie. Oh? I thought she said auntie. Oh, I thought she was saying auntie. No, I think that name really, that name like forces you into like a caring role, doesn't it? Yeah. I was like, oh, her name is auntie. She's so unsupportive. Like really?

God, no. aunties are always have hugs and gum, you know? Ha, ha, ha, hugs and gum, you know? Hugs and gum. So yeah, auntie is there. Auntie has Ashtie's publicist, but more importantly, she's also kind of like her home girl. And she's been there through the ups and the downs and the example of the down.

Well, I think it's supposed to be an example of an up, but I think it was an example of the down is when Ashtie's saying her coffee and sex song at that like random festival off in the suburbs. So how sad it is five years later still, you know, something to recover from is like time heals everything, not that apparently. Not bad. Apparently not flat coffee.

Yeah, that song still hurts after all this time. Also, Ashley's falling into the trap of friend ploys where she doesn't have anyone in her life to talk to you that she doesn't pay. And it's a very eric-a-jane thing, but this is the second time, right? Well, no, I guess her other friend. Was her other friend her employee, too? No, the other friend just had employee energy, but she was, I think, from like a mom and group. She did. Oh, okay. So I resend it. It was just employee energy.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So they're talking about actually going through this transition and everything. And she's just saying like, they're writing a statement that they're going to be writing a statement or releasing a statement just in case on the offhand possibility that Michael or resident Halloween creep show might decide to date someone. Just think he might, just in case he might, he might want to. And she's like, I just want him to have his freedom so we can go to the strip club if he wants to, you know.

Yeah. And she's like, you know, this is the new statement, okay? So as you know, Michael and I have been more than married couple. We have been life partners and then we get a cut of if you want, if you mess with me, this restaurant will go down, it will go under. And then it goes back to her. Um, well, this is a mutual decision, even though we love each other very much. Uh, apparently when I was in that bedroom with a stripper just trying to fix a light bulb, she snapped a picture of me and it got on the internet.

Yo, me, I'm on the internet. Yeah, and then actually, don't worry, romantic bond is broken. We also know true happiness can only be achieved by continuing to work together and putting our hearts and souls into raising our two beautiful boys and welcoming the return of Cthulhu Happy Halloween! I like what she said raising our boys at Cutstim going, let's have a bachelor party in Vegas! I'm going, let's have a bitch La Paul gonna like. They compare Michael to Gollum,

or they call him a sexual assaultor after the cameraman thing, or just basically a terrifying human being with one-eyed half-close. A dog that needs to be put down. Okay, just that's the thing, all the things that you're gonna cause in now. A less sexy Frankenstein, Chubaka after a haircut, um,

Mumrah out of the bandages. One of my favorite things said here, this headline, Hellraiser was hotter. It's like Hellraiser, but Hell hell razor got the pins taken out. Um, for a natural friday

Kruger face. Yeah, friday Kruger after a visit to the germa. Um, um, um, um, um,

um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, haunted house in human form.

Um, a thin minion. They were calling him thin, for a while. That was cute. For a moment, we thought he said thin mint. And we thought, well, that's, that's nice. That's a good one. It was thin. And we saw one that figured it out.

It was, it was rough. Every dead old white guy in Game of Thrones. Huh. That was a good one. Yeah. The teeth, the teeth from the poster of Smile. He's just the teeth of that. So they decide they're going to do this next week. They're going to put out this statement, right? So then we go to Robbins and well actually we just get a little kind of Robin saying I'm not gonna talk to Wendy but I extended an invitation to her kids. So if it's really about the kids then we'll see. I said send your kids

if you dare. It's an escape field. Well and you can escape from a field pretty easily. Oh, never mind. Send your kids. Yeah, by the way, I don't like Rob and trying to bust Wendy on this, like if it's really about the kids, then you would send the kids. Well, no, no, if it's really about the kids,

you would invite Wendy, actually. No, Rob, and you don't get to do that. This is not your TV show, ma'am. Yeah. Yeah. So, Jace't get to do that. This is not your TV show, ma'am. Yeah. Yeah. So, Jacelle and Grace are driving over and Grace is like, where are we going? And she's like, to the park, I think we're gonna have

family fun day. Okay. Everyone's ready for fun, because that's what we're supposed to have. Grace looks so unentused. She was just the slowest child. The other two were faster and were able to get away before being dragged to family fun day.

I mean, she's like a teenager. She's like 17 or 18. And it's like kids, little kids bouncing around and potatoes act. Why does Grace want to be here? Yeah. There's something about twins. They have each other to back each other up. They're like, no, I mean, that's two nose, that's solid nose, you know, no one fucks with twins. So me and Gordon arrive

with their, or they're driving over with their kids and me is like, hey, can't, Julia, I'm on, Jeremiah, you ain't gonna find it about my park. Don't have fun. I really care how you feeling Warren Yeah, the kids like like oh my god. It's a castle. No, that's the Mermaid Church. Well, mommy is the Mermaid Church. What? Mermaid Church? Mermaid Church? Mermaid Church? This is the Mermaid Church.

There's no business like God business like no business That's no sin like caffeine sin What caffeine sin caffeine so They Drive past the Mormon church and she's like doesn't look like dance me world and she tells us as a can I would drive by wait for it with my empty That's him every scene okay. I drove through with my auntie and I would always say I'm going to see But that me is just always been fucking delusional you know, yeah, it's a little kid just always thought the Mormon church was see world Yeah, she's she's has a long history of delusion.

And now I'm on a healing journey. Sorry, that's just what you do when you leave the Mormon Church. And it was behind us now. So, um, so Gordon is just nodding because he's bored. And so then Mia makes this crazy, not crazy, but she just makes this pivot. From talking about, oh, her auntie, you know, would, what she would drive through,

she would always think it was, or her stepmom would drive her through and she thought it was Disney or SeaWorld. And then she pivots that to why I've always had positive women in my life. It just so happens that the one that gave birth to me is not and I will tell you that ever since the camera station with antique man, I'm so good like wow you really took this like

light comment about Disney into some place dark real quickly. Hey kids, doesn't that look like C world? Let's talk about when asshole my mom was. So she's like, yeah, you know, I went anti-a told me sooner because now we're good. Like she knew my mom before drugs and before she became addicted and she said that when people start using drugs, that's when their maturity stumps. Yeah, she's like, so she's basically in her 20s and 30s now. And you know, when, you know, when, when I had this, it was a big eye opener. And because it's not that she doesn't love me, it's because she unfortunately is suffering from a disease. I'm like me, I mean,

I've, like, I'm a little sad for me that she only just kind of had this realization just now, but I understand that she is the, you know, as a daughter. She's in the thick of it, but she's like, I told my auntie, I wish you could have told me this 20 years ago. My auntie said, I did try to call you, and then you said, oh no, the call is coming from inside the house. Happy Halloween. Sigurd and Psych, okay, well, how's Candice doing? I'm just like, well, I haven't said a word to that, John. What am I going to sing? I said, hi, ladies.

And maybe she put herself in the group with the ladies. And I guess I'm fine with that. And then we get a clip of them just ignoring each other, both of them, like looking in opposite directions at the spring. Spring, fling, family, ding dong, a dirty bird competition of spring body. Yeah, so then they arrive at this at this field and there's like lots of hugs and um, Mia's just like looking around and saying like, you know, Robin is pretty regular.

So I wasn't expecting a whole lot. I'm gonna say that. Because this party is nothing, okay? It's a park. There's no drinks. There's no snacks. There's no little gold medals that you can win. There is nothing, okay?

There's just the park and a rock. And it's like three chafers. There's like three chafers covered in foil and like a little table that has a tablecloth that's like not even held down. So the cloth is basically like blown up from the wind around the chafers. So it's just like the most low rent robin event you could imagine. So then let's see, people start arriving at me is like hey ramen is one here and she's like no What's not here? Your own husband didn't come to this come on

He's not allowed to come to events that are in sunlight He would literally get a root canal than be here. Oh, so where is he? Getting a root canal. Wow, he really stuck to that one, man. So is he like riding a gondola in between trees? What is a root canal?

Okay, me enough with you. So, so then anyway, more people are arriving, she's all like, family fun day, ah, family fun day, ah, what is happening? Ah, what is this? Ah, I'm sad. So Karen comes and she's like, ah, these allergies,

I'm going to have us out here in the cold. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, Karen, why are you picking up off the grass with your teeth? Looking to seed. Looking for seed. The trauma is within me. So then, it does just like more like chatter. Jacqueline shows up with her husband, Patrick, and then she's like, wait, Jacqueline, I thought

you said you were divorcing. And she's like, oh yeah, we're not together. He's my peepee, my parenting partner. And she's like, hmm, I'm very confused. I thought peepee was small penis. I don't know what want that, da. I thought Pepe was like, Pepe, like. You're in.

You're in. Or planned parenthood. I mean, really, I'm not sure. I am sure this though, Jacelle wants very clearly defined lines in marriage and divorce, okay? So good luck with that one, Jacqueline. Seriously. So, Candace that one Jacqueline. Seriously.

So, um, Candace, Tex, I forgot to tell you that Wendy declined your invitation. And Robin's like, oh God, so I guess it's not about the kids. It's not about the kids. Why, you really got it Robin. Well, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna lay a trail of bread crumbs leading right to my oven for Wendy's kids. Who are we all the way? So, uh, Karen, let's see.

So Robin, so Wendy, sorry, I need to scroll down on my notes. So Wendy's like, I appreciate my go-ah-can-dist, but everyone knows a mother is not going to let her kids go with someone else. It's like, well, you just put the school bus system out of commission. Well, so then, um, uh, Robin is saying that Ashley and Candace are going be a little late so they're gonna start this I don't know why I wrote that down you guys just so you know Robin told everyone that the other people gonna be late so then Robin so then Karen's like well this is not okay This is absolutely not okay Karen why you running away cuz I was thought I'd I have chicken trauma I run frantically and why you running away. Because I was startled! I have chicken trauma.

I run frantically! This is about the chiropran! And Robyn's like, well I said, Ashley why don't you reach out to her and invite the kids? Well you should be bigger than that. Well I'm not. I'm petty! It's about the kids. Those babies should be here.

Look at my babies. I have six little eggs right next to me that I brought those are mine And I expect y'all to behave better when I'm not around. I can take a sick day Robin put away that preo's Robin. This is not breakfast. You said the wind you brought eggs Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the potato sack ring toss, put your legs together checkers game! Robbins, we need more specific instructions! Okay, just turn to your partner and buy it off part of their cheek and spit it out! Let's cape a fear, Robbins! Hey, hey kids!

I want you to all gather around. I'm going to tell a scary story for Halloween. One time, on a cold and rainy family fun day, all the children of the neighborhood were playing potato sack races and three leg races, and everyone was having a fun time. And then there was a stump, and another stump, and another stump, and guess what arrived this scariest monster of all Potomac SHO SHO BAH BAH That just comes like by an invisible hoverboard. Oh, from who ate my, my, my, my, my balance bar.

I'm trying to eat a little healthier. I'll be honest, so I was really, but this serves me when people eat my balance bar. So Karen sees her and she's like, oh yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, I'm just wrong with Karen. Karen has an allergic reaction to Shasha. She just like, she starts hyper, like coughing,

hyperventilating, doing all the things. And not a mask. Putting on a mask. Yeah. Oh, I should have a mask on right now. That's the first, I think mask disc we've seen on housewives. Where real housewives see someone they don't like comes in and puts on a mask, but they keep themselves healthy.

Yeah, that's a big first in the Housewives and beyond. So she's like, Robyn, I don't know how long I'm gonna last here. I'm no spring. So they do potato sac races and Mia can't fit her butt into the potato and I can be as terrible as she can't hop. And she's like, Mia, girl, this isn't for you. Have you a new booty? Don't fit, honey.

Also, when Mia's hopping, she's like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. She's like, whoa, Mia, that's like kids here and little eggs, okay? So come on now So then Karen and Mia walk off to have private time and care is like I have a respiratory infection. I shouldn't have even been here. What am I doing here? And Mia's like lift your arms for me. Oh my god nice boobs So you got boobs put under your arms. Well, I was a replacement pair Be actually. Hmm. Wow, that's well, that's very impressive. I have to say

So thank you for happy because I Have my doctor prescribed me with Shasha itis. It's a complete intolerance for Shasha and chicken. It's terrible. Jotty birds. Both of them. I need to go to the car. I'll catch you all later. I'm bored and I do walk later. Look how bored. So they walk off and just like, uh, Fatha, did you speak though? And she's like, no, she doesn't like me. And Robin's like, yeah, she was just doing that to get away from you. So then, Jacelle's like, well, I said, why don't you speak to Shereesa? And then she said, whoa!

As if, who, I mean, not whoa. But she said, who, as if she didn't even know your name. And then we see a flashback. Literally that conversation. I was like, who? I'm sorry, who was that? I'm sorry, I didn't see a flashback. Literally that conversation. I was like, who? I'm sorry, who was that? I'm sorry, I'm not familiar. Shaarize, is that the type of a soap? A new detergent I should be using?

Sheree's sad? Are you wearing a feather bracelet? No, those have just started growing. I'm not really sure why. So then Syri says like, oh, yeah, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cause of cheaters, but now y'all are just stupid. They should whip this whole thing for being smarter than everybody else here. Okay. I thought they were calling Candace and Robin cheaters because they're little, the thing that was tying their legs

together fell off and they just started running. But I don't know, I wasn't really paying too much attention to the actual force. I didn't even see that part. So that was happening. Yeah, probably when you were doing your notes was you were writing the other stuff down. No, it's like fun time scenes, you know? Look at us. We're playing soccer. Like,

Cromy, you know, while walking later. Cry more. Cry more. I want pain. I want suffering. That's what you do with Family Funday. Yeah. So then Candace comes and she's, you know, moody. Basically. And she's like, well, Giselle is here and she can kiss the blackest part of my house.

And Robin's like, you miss the whole relay race, Candace. Yeah, because Candace comes in and she says hi to everyone, including a huge hello to Grace, because hi Grace, but she just does not say anything to Giselle. So Giselle's like, Candace, you've come and spoke to everyone here about me. Yeah, you're taking this too far, sweetie. Yeah, you just tell your husband don't ask me

to go into private rooms. Ah. So then, Stereesis talking to her and she's like, so how are you? When I thought you you weren't happy. And she's like a true. Some people are just desperate to say anything for attention. So they'll make up the most heinous lies.

Just for attention. And Mia's sitting there acting like she's sitting on a park bench with a newspaper pulled up over her face like she's just getting this top secret information. Yeah. And then they, everyone starts playing limbo and there's like limbo limbo and then Ashley and her kids arrive in jazels like, hi, Dina and Dean's like, get out of my face, you crazy face, Hooker. I'm cranking you, man. And there's a lot of noise,

and I ran out of juice boxes, get out of my face right now. And then Ashley falls in limbo and her little baby starts crying. And like, ah, mother, come back to me, mother. Don't leave me long this Not the limbo game again, but not now All right, everybody. It's your turn to play limbo

You're gonna bend backwards and then you're not gonna know whether you're in heaven or in hell So whether you're in heaven or in hell. Oh. Oh. So anyway, so Mia is asking her about the separation. And she's like, aren't you guys separating because it's a mutual agreement? Are you separating because someone took a sword and sliced your bodies apart, therefore separating your corporeal entities. Happy Halloween. Me is just doing a magic show on Halloween. Halloween is like a little, you know, she always gets it most.

Everyone else is terrified, but me is just like look I'm the ram in my hand no I'll show you are you guys separating because it's mutual or because someone took a chance off to your head so she's like well he's not fighting me at all. And today was difficult, not gonna lie. Because today Michael had his forsectomy. I mean, it's like, um, was it planned? No, me, he fell on it. Okay, he was walking down the street.

He fell on a penis smipper. We think, wait a second. There was a real disemboweling on our Halloween episode. No. And that's just like, no, he thinks I'm trying to like get pregnant. And he goes, what? And she goes, yeah, that's one of the reasons I haven't been able to be intimate with him, because he thinks I'm just trying to keep him in there a little longer,

so I can get pregnant. Well, I mean, you know, even a broken clock is right. How many times a day is a pro? Twice a day is a pro twice a day? Unless you read the twilight zone. Um, that's so sad. That is so sad that that was the issue with their intimacy. It was that he was afraid of being locked down with more kids.

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And then we see a shot of her two kids, which is so shady. She has. Check three, check four. Let's go. But Michael got a bisectomy because he doesn't want illegitimate children running around. Oops. Did I just say that? She's just doing off brand, Erkel. So, um, me as like, well, Michael hasn't done anything to you, right?

Right. And she's like, no, and Jaclyn's, Jaclyn's like, well, why hasn't done anything to you, right? Right? And she's like, no. And Jack, and Jack, and it's like, well, why leave if he hasn't done anything to you? I'm like, Jacqueline, have you seen Michael? Do you want to see you? And Ashley's like, because he wanted to do a three-sum. And we used to do three-sums, but I don't want to do three-sums anymore. I mean, because, wait, he asked you that recently. She was, yeah, December. And Jacqueline's like, oh, been there, done that. Mine wanted me to do that all the time.

He said it was spice things up. So Ashley's like, oh, are you bisexual? She goes, well, I'm just attracted to people. I wouldn't say bisexual. Pansexual? Well, just, you know, basically, people. Roastsexual, pan-roastsexual. Oh you know basically Pete roast sexual pan roast sexual oh excuse me sorry I'm just I'm just

excuse me did someone say that they're selling a pan of some sort because my daughter needs one no sexual not tell you what I won't be cooking in that I need dirty bags. So Robbins, I go, okay everybody. Thank you for coming to this non-event event. Bye! And So Ashley's now kind of talking to Candace. That's kind of awkward still and it's like, so did you have egg retrieval?

Well, I told Karen I wanted to have egg retrieval and she said to keep my hands off of her children and then sped away. So I'm not really sure. And then Candice is saying that the IVF is not taking. Her follicles are not responding quickly enough and she's bummed about the whole IVF process and she feels lost like she's in purgatory. Oh purgatory! Is that place in between heaven? What, one of the hells? I only have one hell material. So Ashley's like, it's not a failure. You just have to regroup. You're not a failure. You're a mother. You're not. I

Put you in my journal. I put baby dust on you and can this is like What is that? Is that witchcraft? I'm just like no you do sprinkles, you know You sprinkle positivity and journals and can this is like do your sprinkles. That's good Just don't do voodoo army if Jesus ain ain't there, then I'm not sure what it is So Ashy's like you're gonna be a great mom And we all just like wait for Ashley to add like a JK or something Yeah, so now under Rowling and the library something like something

So now it's 14 hours later and we're ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting And it's on all the headlines, on all the blogs, on all the websites. And Ashley's like, I have no idea who could have said anything. My circle is pretty small for a reason. Ashley, you're filming a TV show. Yeah. There'll be hundreds of people know this information. So she calls her friend and she's like, oh my god, have you seen it? And she's like, yes, I'm so stressed out our planned day didn't work on this huge political news This is crazy the world like oh my god actually no one is surprised you're splitting from your fucking creepy ass

I know this is so weird No, I wasn't talking about my husband. I was saying, have you seen the ring? You only have seven days to live after you see Michael's cock ring. Oh, happy Halloween. That's too gross, even for Halloween episode. Too far, too far. Oh, that explains why Michael's penis crawled through my TV this afternoon.

Oh, so it's like West Wing and the car. Her friends, like, well, the good thing is, it just happened today, so there's room to release the statement today. We shouldn't wait we need to get ahead of this. And as she's like, I know, we talked about this happening, but I wanted to be in charge of the time. I can't reach Michael. I can't reach Michael either. It's going to voicemail. And then I got that Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong. So the Verizon voicemail customer service, oh my god, they cut it off in Russia.

They cut it off in Russia. Okay you guys, calm yourselves. And then my jiffy pop went off and I was very scary and there was a dead person outside the window. So, well, we have to do something. He did approve this statement though before. He didn't know's going to go out today, but he approved it. Well, I, I, I, I, she talked to her first. What should I do?

Should I post it without a permission? I have no idea what to do. I'd love to wait for a Friday. I was like, what are you reporting to Politico on a Friday? What the fuck are you talking about? The story is going to die because it's a Friday. Come on now. And so this, this story apparently broke while Michael was on a flight to Vegas,

which I think the time if that was a little suspicious, I wonder like, um, maybe someone from Asher's camp released it when Michael could not be available with it. That also are we also, are we just going to discount the fact that Michael has a whole group of people that also could have leaked it? Maybe Michael's team leaked it when he couldn't be available for, to be reached. So, I don't know. Timmy, it's just hilarious that it's this huge piece of leakable information that everybody's so worried about the timing. Like, it's going to make a difference, you know?

Everyone knows who Michael is. Can we break? I mean, she's talking about it with people, as she doesn't even know someone like Jacqueline. She's talked about it with so many strangers already up on the season and then she's shocked that it gets leaked. Yeah, I'm just about to back that production could have leaked it very easily. Well, I'm just worried because now he's going to be mad at me and it's going to cause so much drama and I think I might be pregnant with a Satanicicked Dava! LAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Wow, well it was both a trick and a treat so I hope everyone who is not allergic to chicken has a very safe and lovely Halloween Happy Halloween everyone. I am now 95% dirty bird and

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