Watch What Crappens - RHOP: The Portu-gall!

Episode Date: November 10, 2020

The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac visit Portugal so Wendy has fresh ears to tell about her multiple degrees and Karen can yell at Gizelle about not sharing her man. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS.**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cupi from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I've got a cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker Well hello and welcome to Watch Rock Robbins, a podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on GeoBros! I'm Ronnie Caram, that's been over there. Hi honey.

Hey, how are you? You know, it's Monday, I'm ready to dive into another week of life. How are you? How are you? Yeah, I saw Kyle Richards post where she's like, look at me and Denise Richards in the same dress. I was like, wow, that's still all you guys have. So it's not looking great for Real House Oz at Beverly Hills this next season. Like, wow, you're even reusing the most lamest or the most lamest. Wow, guys, you're reusing the most lamest or the most lamest wow guys you're reusing the lamest shit that's ever happened on that show I'm already scared for your season oh but you know Kyle Richards has been opening up about her nose job it's funny you know like the fate the only reason why that matters is because in season

one she made fun of women who get plastic surgery and you know we are holding her accountable for it ten years later. So there's that to look forward to also. And she is the old deviated septum line. Well, I was like, what is it? Like your, what are you in high school? That's what all the girls in high school would say. Yeah, deviated and jacks. Jacks. Yeah. Um, those weekend I was saying, oh, I can't wait to save up my need get a boob job. And so I had to talk to my niece about what boob jobs meant. So that was fun Okay, so anyway everybody welcome to the show still don't have a boob job Today we're doing real housewives of Potomac, but on Thursday night

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Michelle Obama for the first 10 or 15 minutes of the show. So it's gonna be a, it's gonna be a bonanza. Michelle Obama. Oh, Michelle Obama is coming on. Guys, okay, cats out of the bag. Michelle Obama is coming on to ours. And Julia Roberts, two guests by the way. And Reese Witherspoon. E.T. as well. Yeah, and E.T.

So tell your friends. Yeah, E.T. both the alien and the, and a camera crew from E.T. Mary Hartzolt, camera person from E. Yeah. ET both the alien and the, and an edith camera crew from ET. Mary Hart sold camera person from ET. So there you go. John Tesh actually has given us the rights to the NBA theme song without having to pay anything. So we're gonna open up with that song.

We're gonna play it a few times. Were you with me? Oh no, you weren't with me. One time I went to a party in Hollywood. And it was like for Ok magazine and John Tess was like like the house band and then he at one point he goes, I think you guys will all remember this one and then he played the NBA theme song. Yeah, the party.

There's John Tess that rescues the party animal. All right, well let's get it. I'll stop. No, it's okay it. I'll stop. No, it's okay. You're like a dad who just loves his John Tess story. Christmas is like every Christmas. I don't get to bust it.

I don't get to bust it. You're gonna be a theme song story. I don't get to bust it out a lot because I forgot about it. But it's a funny thing. Like, could you imagine you're at a Swanky party at the rooftop of the W Hotel and the band is like, I seem to remember, maybe you guys remember this one and it's like the interstitial music too. You know, like a sports show.

You did it, John Pesh. A legend. On another episode, I'll tell a story about the time I was an extra for the Monday Night Football, Hank Williams Jr. music video, which is a true story too. Wow. What a lot of links. Welcome to the week ahead, business. Patel make.

Today, Patel make. So we open up with Ashley working out by lifting her baby and she's like, we finished with our workout and he farts on her. Yeah, that's basically how the way I went. This is what I call hauling into full training. Way and way I got a pp. That's pretty much how I work out as well. Nice little fuss at the end. And then that's how you know it's done. I do it all throughout. And then we see Jacelle calling Jamal on the phone and gets the voicemail, of course, because you know, Arizona doesn't take care of itself. Okay, he is a busy man. Yeah, and you know, it's really rude how that voicemail lady does it because I guess I've never noticed until it was Giselle and I was like,

ooh burn! But I guess the voicemail lady always says, this call has been forwarded to voicemail. But it sounds like he just pressed the decline button and I think that that's a really rude way to put it. How about someone couldn't answer, so here's voicemail, or, you know, Jamal's probably sleeping with somebody else. So here's voicemail.

Not just like this call has been forwarded to voicemail. Because it sounds like you're accusing somebody of something. What happened to the days when we just did our own voicemail messages? When we said, hey, I'm not here right now. So please leave a number. I mean, can we still do that? Or is that just like, I still record mine? Don't you have mine? I mean, I don't I mean I don't know I do put my voice on everybody else's voice smell though hi it's Rodney Benz not here right now leave him a message step back maybe it's just one of those things it's like

it's like the ring doorbell or the generic Apple Ringtone, where sometimes you just are too lazy to do it. Like I actually don't think I've done my voicemail. I think it's passive aggressive to not do it. Because I'm making everybody sing through that fucking voicemail lady who takes forever. So your call has been forwarded to the voicemail box. To the auto mail. Of 3, 2, 3. Oh yeah.

5, 5, 5, 5, four, five, three. Leave your message. You're annoying. I'm like, what, are you gonna pay by the same thing? And then you're ready to leave your message, and then you're ready to leave your message, and then she's like, when you were done leaving your message, hang up, or press one for more options.

Like does anyone ever press one for more options? Does anyone say, well, that was a good voicemail. Now, let's see how we can do the next level. I'm pressing one. Yeah, I've recorded it. Like when it's a difficult voicemail, and then it's like, oh, I didn't like that one. I'm gonna do another draft.

You can sit there for like half an hour breaking up with somebody over voicemail. Oh, I just, like for me, it's a one shot thing. And if I don't get it right, I'm hanging up. I'm just like, that's it. I always forget the number that you have to press. I'm like for me, it's a one shot thing. If I don't get it right, I'm hanging up. I'm just like, that's it. I always forget the number that you have to press. I'm like, is it pound? Is it never ending?

No, I've gone from like, I'm really sorry. I've really enjoyed our time together too. I got the wrong Amazon package today. I'm breaking up with you. Have I said that yet? Kling. And she just gets sick of saying the same thing over and over again. Yeah.

OK. The point is, we're watching Girl Haas doesn't pretend like crying guys. So Wendy is talking with Robin on the phone. And she's making all these meals for her, for her children while they're away on this vacation and pull to go. And then they start gossiping about Candace because Moderna's counterist countersuing Candace and everybody is just shocked! I tell you! Yeah, absolutely shocked. And Robyn's like, who does Monequist think she is? That's have a second degree assault from Candace? Like what?

And then we go over to Candace who's on the phone with her gay Cliff, who really is there just to say yes to whatever she says. She's like, cliff, I'm trying to side if I wanna buy new luggage. I mean, I've just been through so much. I just, I don't know, should I get new luggage? And he's like, if buying luggage will make you feel better than do it.

Yeah, he's a yes gay. And she's already wearing a new hat with a price tagging off and dangling around a new purse with a price tagging off. Oh my around a new purse with a price tag king off. Oh my God. Wow, what are you complaining about? This is like the best thing that ever happened to you.

You know, you get in a physical application in a barn and suddenly you're a pretty woman. Like, where are you getting all this money? Yeah, exactly. And that new purse, by the way, looked like a giant Christmas ornament. I actually thought it was an ornament. I was like, oh, okay.

I guess she's getting ready for Christmas. And then I realized it was actually some sort of bag, because she was posing with it. So either she poses with Christmas ornaments, or she has bags that look like Christmas ornaments, but either way. It was a little mesh bag, where you see through it, you know, like a little chain bag.

So you can see everything that's inside there. It looked like there should have been a go-go dancer inside. Yeah, and also, what is this little cliff, like, yes, gay? I'm not little cliff, like, yes gay? I'm not a yes gay, are you? Like if my girlfriend's calling me, I say no to everything. Like, should I buy me luggage?

No, you don't need fucking new luggage. What are you crazy? You need to save that money. I used to be, I used to be a yes gay, and then I realized it was too exhausting and I kind of cut out all the girls in my life that made me be like that. Not life that made me be like that. Not that they made me be like that,

but I had that role with them, I should say, where I was just like, yes, and I just really didn't have any identity beyond just being there, so I could say yes and listen to them talk about their dysfunctional relationship with the guy and give them constant feedback about their, you know, like, do I look fat today? You know, all this stuff, which was that kind of thing. Well then I become a yes gay. Then I become a yes gay. I'm like, yes.

I mean, listen, I'm always there to support people. I'm always there to support my friends, but you know, you know, there are certain friends that just really are only there to take and take and take and not give back. And I decided I don't want that anymore. I'm a no gay. I just say, I'm, I still that kind of gay where, you know, I still listen to relationships and stuff, but I'm definitely a no gay now, you know, like should I date that guy? No. Should I quit my job?

No. Yeah. I say no to everything because I feel like that's being a better friend. Really no matter what the question is. You are. You know, you really are. You're a better friend. Really no matter what the question is. You are. You really are. You're a better friend.

I believe it. So then let's see here. Cliff is just like, do whatever. Spend as much of your mother's money as you can get your hands on. And Candace is basically like, I will not let this trauma consume me. So I am going to consume.

Look at all the shit I bought girl. Yeah, seriously. So then we go over to Monique who's at Silver, a new American Brassery. And she's there and she dressed up. She color coordinated with all the booths. And guess what? So did Karen and Karen joins and they're all just wearing like point-setty of red. It's just that that red red red. Yeah, the booths are all red, too. The same color as their red. It's just that red red. Yeah, and the boots are all red too. The same color as their shirt, so you just see their little heads poking out to talk.

Yeah, just like floating heads. It's a scene of floating heads. Also, I'm glad you named the restaurant because I wrote down sliver. And I was like, wow, that's a creepy restaurant. Just a little video cameras. You don't know where they're. Some Baldwin children onto you in the kitchen.

And the only music that plays is UV 40 or a dick bar So then I said Karen's like money it's so good to see you how are you And she's like well I'm eating now so that makes me better. I want to be that kind of stressed person where I just don't eat. Unfortunately, I put mustard on all my feelings and just make a day of it. So Monique's like, well, Karen wasn't there

to defend herself when Ashley told me what she told me. At the live podcast, the $200,000 podcast. And last time I checked, we were good. So what's up? So they order tinnush dot hop. This was funny to me because Monique ordered a spinach feda omelette and then Karen got tuna tartar and it's just it's like a funny pairing at a table to me.

Like I was trying I was trying to figure out what meal it was and I was also trying to figure out the menu that it offered these things. It's an odd smelling table, right? Because you've got feta and tuna. So it's an odd smelling table. So Karen just purses her lips a lot for a minute. She's like, hmm. And big stare down.

She just starts rubbing her hands together, like she's putting on invisible moisturizer. And she's like, wow. This has been a week for me. Ashley invited us all to Portugal. And then she looks at Monique like she's gonna start crying, but she does it. No one cries and they've got to fed a omelette on the way, okay? Try harder. Monique is like, yeah, I'm just gonna focus on my family and that giant omelet that's on the way I think well you will be missed you will be missed much like this tuna tartar that I'm gonna down in three seconds

This tartar will be missed when I'm done with it So Monique basically tells her you know Ashley came to the podcast because you know she was part of it because like oh Class hand-run hand-class. I'm sorry. I couldn't make it to the podcast because, you know, she was part of it. And I was like, oh, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, It's just like a you on a panel of people avoiding questions about the biggest drama in your life while a jazz band is there and shit if that was therapy and go Have me a microphone in a live band and I have to take no responsibility for anything. I'm in I know I just love how how quick the people on this cast are to sort of claim that they've been healed and like work through their issues so are to sort of claim that they've been healed and like work through their issues. So, someone makes like, yeah, so Ash said, Ashley said that you pushed Candace to follow, you know, to go get legal action, right?

And Karen's like, well, listen, somebody would be in jail if they beat me up because I can't fight. I'd just be like, and, and, Sekara! Sekara! Sekara! And she's like, but you know, so Karen basically just admitted it, right? Basically just confessed in a fun way. And so money's like, well, I know she's wrong because you just wouldn't be the person to egg somebody else like that. Like she just admitted it.

I mean, I know that you have to keep a friend on the show so I don't blame you, but she don't, don't, I don't, I'm not learning. So Karen's like, well listen, I have that you have to keep a friend on the show so I don't blame you, but she does that. I don't know. Lardy. So Karen's like, well, listen, I have been nothing but a stellar supporter to everybody. Really? Stella supporter. And my friendship with Candace has been damaged because I wouldn't choose sides. Yeah.

I like that she's so like, she's, she's just so honest with her own her own her own applause. I have him stellar. Yeah. Yeah. She gave herself a five star review for her for her work. Miss Relay, this friendship from this establishment has been stellar. Yeah. So Monique's like, well listen, I don't want you to feel as if like you like you remaining friends with her It's gonna be disloyal to either one of us. Yes. I am gonna play that card where I'm gonna be the good cop And she'll be the bad cop, okay, so yeah be friends with her. I totally won't mind at all on camera at all Not at all. Candice might we'll be fine. We're not broken

We're scratched Okay, I'm gonna be like well that's how I started with her so be careful Not broken, whiskwatched. Mm. Okay. And then he's like, well, that's how I started with her. So be careful. Yeah, I'm in care and just tilt her head at her. Yeah, that's how I started it with her. It was a scratch, and now we're broken. Follow the pattern.

So golfing, kayaking. Come to, come to Potomac. Yeah, home for all your leisure activities. And there's Michael, Michael playing with Baby Dane. I'm not sure. I think this may be the first time Michael's actually ever met Baby Dane. I don't know. There seem to be something really unnatural.

He's like, hi, hi, Baby Dane. How about this toy? You can suck on this one. You can suck on it and play with it. Do you want to suck on this one? You want to play with it? Yeah, this is a strip club, Michael. Okay, we're not teaching him this yet.

I know, it was a little early, a little young for this, Michael. We're waiting till he can drive. Okay, Michael. So Ashley is packing and she's like, can you tell us I'm going to Portugal, whatever will you do here by yourself? And he's like, well, it would be nice to go with you, but luckily I have this little guy and by this little guy, I mean David, David, Michael, Michael, I've just got little guy, Michael who refuses to suck the thing on the toy.

Yeah. And so Eve is going to be basically be taking care of Dean, but Michael's gonna come home and put Dean to bed every night. And so Ash is like, Well, do you have any big events that I have to tell Eve about? And he's like, anything I've got, this guy is coming. What's his name?

Robert? Little, little Paul Dundee over here. He is coming with me to every event. A little baby being a slave. Yes mother, it's gonna be like your hair but with daddy takes me it's not just one restaurant it's a food court. Where where? I'm excited to hear about this MGM place you guys have been talking about.

Where where? Um so she's like are you gonna behave today? Are you gonna behave while I'm gone? Okay, now listen, I know that you need to behave and one of the things you mentioned is that you just need to talk to somebody before you do something bad. So just feel free to call me whenever you want

before you fuck somebody random, okay? I'm just, I'm open if you need to call me right before you fuck a stripper, okay? Just the microphone will be on, Michael. Yeah. Hey, mommy mommy can I call you if I want to go pee pee with my pee pee yeah all right so he's like well you know I wouldn't feel too bad about Monique not being able to come because the reason she can't come is because she

did something she shouldn't have done which is the same reason oh I can't go have stacks and strippers with the boys while you're gone this time. She's like, yeah, that's true. And then she tells us that Monique asked her if she would be willing to write a statement about what happened between Candace and her the year before. Yeah, exactly. And Ashley, she wants to, she said, yes, she would do it because the Samuels really had their back last year and in fact Ashley Told Monique that they were in an open relationship and Monique told no one so

therefore she earned herself A statement from from Ashley even though Ashley was in the bathroom and didn't see any of it happen That's fine. No, no, it's not a statement about this time It's a statement about what happened when Candace threw the butter knife and Chris was holding her back. Oh, right. She was trying to go after her and stuff. Oh, yes.

Which, you know, Candace can be mad, but that's not unfair to ask for a statement about that. Yeah. I want it to be like when you're in grade school. And they're like, oh, we have some important news kids. And then they roll in that TV. You know, that big old tube TV. You have to watch it.

Just show the show. Oh, I was like a dad. I just wanted to be a slideshow with Beeps. You know, you just hear the audio of the show and just see pictures. And then they'll be like, a beep. And you have to go to the next slide. Yeah, close up on butter and I.

Looks more way more dramatic than it was. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So now all the women, except for Monique or at the airport and then they're on the airplane, all that like usual footage, when to get stuck next to Karen on the plane and she's like really not happy about it. And then 19 hours later, I don't know why I took 90 hours, they must have had some crazy

layover, but they finally got to Madira. Madira. So Karen hit her head getting into the van, okay, so that's something that happened. And then they decided to have dinner at the hotel because they're all really tired. So they get to the hotel and Ashley's like, Boundiaz, Skyward Champion, Bonteas, that Portuguese, Bonteas. Under it's like no stupid, it's Catalan. I think no.

I like that they went to Madera because it's like a little different than what we normally see. Plus it's like an island that's been named by Jazeal. Like it's really called my deer. She's like, ah, we're going to my deer, ra. So they make a toast. We're gonna make magic in my dear.

And then they all go see their rooms and they think they're really nice because no one goes to Ashley's room yet. They're all gonna be pissed when they see Ashley's room. Yeah, exactly. And then Karen, a face times Ray, who's like, looks like he's off to solve a case of something. He's got like a little fedora on and a rain jacket.

Yeah. I'm just like, I just need him to have like a giant magnifying glass. And, and Karen also has had some fast therapy. She's like, well, you know, after Ray thanked me for having his back, you know, soldering on, if you will, being a soldier for him, we've been, we're in a great place right now and I look forward to moving on with Ray Ray. Everything's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Then why does he look like he's fleeing the country? He's wearing that like giant fedora and that detective jacket pulled all the way up to his neck. Why does he look like he is

like an associate of Carmen Sandiego? Why? Yeah, he's trying to go away with Carmen Sandiego. Karen will just get little hint to where he is. Well, in the world is Ray Huga. I don't know, but I trust him because we're in a good place for him. And if he is, if he were to flee with Carmen Sandiego, I support him. I'm soldiering on for him. Oh, Carmen Sandiego is ready to pay some taxes. We're about to find out what kind of a soldier common San Diego is. So just else. Okay, just else getting ready for dinner and for some reason just starts putting belts all over her body. She's got a belt on her neck and then she puts a belt on her head. She looks, she looks insane. It looks like a really fancy car.

I just tried to keep you inside of it and wrap the seat belts all around everywhere. Good. Yeah, she was just like trying to be like avant-garde and then she she facetimes with Jamal and is like like there this is Madira Ah, and that's the port, and that's the that's that's a house there. And you have to look at this view. I think it's like I think maybe you should just show me this during the day, like I can see anything. And so she tells us, since the car chronicles, I have clarity.

We just need to figure out the location we're going to live. And she's like, well, hey, I've got to go. I've got a solar deal that looks like it's going through. So got to hang up. Solar deal, it's solar with unlimited sweet tea. So, gotta go. Hey, listen, Jacelle, I'd love to talk, but, yeah, I just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm never so honest. Madness, just spill in your own. Yeah, I just Never said that

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Oh my show. I was so dinner. Everyone starts showing up for dinner and Wendy is like, Karen, is that milk? And she's like, it is, Wendy, to cook my tummy. I've had no so, and it was very painful today, so now I've got some milk. Karen is that milk and she's like, mm-hmm, it is Wendy, to coat my tummy. I've had an ulcer and it was very painful today

so now I've got some milk. Mm-hmm. And Ashley doesn't believe that it's milk. She thinks that Karen, when she, I guess she thinks this is, is this Karen, was Karen just not drinking at all? She was only having milk? No, she had brosé and milk.

Because Ashley's like, I don't believe she has no, so I think she just wants, because I think she just is trying to like, I guess moderate her drinking. But I'm like, is that a thing people do is drink milk to slow down their drinking? I don't know, but it sounds like a stomach ache to me. Milk and wine, milk and like, rotted grapes,

just basically, not rotted, but you know what I mean. I just, I feel like it's a good idea. It just seems funny. I feel like you get to, I feel like you reach a certain age and at that age you stop ordering glasses of milk at restaurants at dinner. That's why it's so strange. Well, and you also get to an age where you just start

making shit up and believing it. Like, I've made it to this age, so I can do whatever I want, you know, but just started doing it, like age six. But, uh, that whole, like, well, I'm not going to get drunk because I'm having milk. Like, that's not really a rule, but, but okay. Like, I'm not going to get drunk and I'm not going to get drunk. Middle. She read like a headline on Yahoo. com like that like the homepage of Yahoo

Was like can milk stop you from getting drunk? Well, I heard it from a repeatable doctor surgeon general from Yahoo He was very excited and so I'm doing it and then we enter the prunani Part of the episode which pretty much continues to the end because when he wants to do some shots Because today is when day. Oh, so she's just we don't enter punaniate. Hold on to hold on to punani everybody. First, we have a more important thing to get to this week is about when day. And she's like, I'll tell you something you don't know. So Karen, I know we had that combo about my degrees. And everyone's like, Oh, God, God, not God, God.

Not your degrees again. So she says, when my parents came to this country with nothing and my dad worked at a fast food restaurant, he was promoted to manager and he was so proud of being promoted and he wanted to show his thanks to this country. So he named his second daughter after that restaurant. Wendy.

Wendy. Well, that explains my friend, Panera's name. I know. I dated a water burger once. God, he was salty. Yeah, there was this guy named Applebee. I'm like, what's the deal? Applebee, he was very high class. Yeah, that was a big one.

Yeah, that was a big one. Especially compared to Brioche Dore. Wow, what's that? Brioche Dore is that like ultra ultra generic chain of like it's like imagine Obam Pan and then someone said let's do Obam Pan but like make it even more generic and sad and that's Brioche Dore. Wow that's much classier than my slutty friend in and out. You always need to know him for a good time. So cute.

So glad you shared with us that same story, Wendy, but I want you to know that I am an advocate for education. I advocate when education suits education. I'm there with a briefcase and a soldier Advocation of education Sometimes I'll walk by a new stand and I'll see the advocate sitting there and I'll say oh look They read a magazine all about me an education, but then it's about gay men too, I guess and she sells like Oh really then why did you be little her

Education and she's like I didn't you guys why did you be little her? Education not. And she's like, I didn't you guys. And she's like, yes you did. And Wendy's like, I didn't do this for me. I did not get my degrees for me. I did it for every little girl who looks like me. And that matters Karen. Like yes, it does matter.

But I never ready. Like, serious. I know. Lee. I know. Like, I literally like will never walk into a pharmacy with Wendy for fear of what happens when she walks by like the degree deodorant Oh the degrees why why are you blilling me? I'm named after Wendy's the Wendy's and you think you're better than me Deodorant but let me tell you something you may be a bunch of degrees sitting there

But I actually earned my degrees, okay? Yeah, you never want to go to Wendy's house because it's always freezing in there. She just keeps setting it to four degrees. Just so no one will ever forget. Do we think that Carl from Summer House may have been possibly named after Carl's Junior because that's that is feasible. Yeah, that's possible. You've grown a little bit. So Karen's like, well, oh, oh, so then we're coming from the same perspective.

When he'd look at us agreeing, we're just Karen's way of just trying to confuse you out of a fight. Yeah. And she's like, oh, we don't have to talk about this again. And when he's like, well, we don't because I've put a button on it. And it's been fastened for 12 hours. There's a horror squeak for some reason. And then when we come back, Karen is sipping from a straw.

She's sipping her milk from a straw all upset. And just like refusing to fight. So now we enter the punani section of the episode. So Wendy wants a round of shots. And the Candace's friend, who I'm guessing is Cliff, said there's a rumored passion shot. also spend $19,000 on luggage. Did you see how much luggage she had? So much bigger than the van.

It was it was the van. She actually bought the van. They just all got rolled to the hotel. I put a handle on it. Yeah. So just a she's they say what it's called and just like, Poonani, that sounds like Poonani that sounds like Poonani huh? Poonani yeah, and Wendy's like like I can't wait to drink some Poon Poon Poon and Karen's face

She does the angry sock puppet thing. You know when people have like to take us up talk sock puppet And then they want that puppet to look like upset so they closed their fingers really tight and then squish him That's what our face turns into angry sock puppet And she's like I thought pop Poon Poon was a Vajay J. And when he's like, it is. Well, cheers to looking some Poon Poon then. And Karen's like, hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. When she's all upset at the mention. And so she sells like speaking of Poon Annie. Ashley has Michael. He handles your Poon Poon. Yeah. And she's like, well, things are better. I'm a hundred percent back in my marriage. And like, um, it's only been a month. Like, weren't you 60, 40, and now you're at a hundred,

she's like, yes, I was. But I wasn't being a good wife. So now I'm a hundred percent back in whatever. And so they're like, uh, What's going on? Yeah, cuz when he's like well this happened with Michael last time we were away together So now we're away together again. Are you afraid something's gonna happen with Michael and she's like no Because I understand his circumstances now, you know, I mean, I wasn't really being the wife I could have been which grown, you know, yeah, And just else like, oh, you weren't giving away the boom, boom. She's like, no. And Robin tells her like a good friend, you know. She's like, yeah, you shouldn't be taking responsibility

for his actions. This is something new. You're going through as a mother and he needs to support you. Which, thank you. Thank you, somebody for saying that because the hell, who cares what you're doing? You fucked a stripper. Exactly. And Robin basically says that that's one one cheated on her

was when she was a new mother, and that she just didn't have the energy to care about what her husband was doing, which is what it sort of sounds like Ashley is doing. And of course, I then thought about Jackson Brittany and I'm just so excited for the path ahead for them. You know, that's gonna be so great when they have their child. And, uh, Jack's will not be so great when they have their child and

Jacks will not be jealous of that attention at all. It'll be great. It'll really work out so well And Ashley's like well, no one's perfect. I can't no one's perfect. No one's perfect And just as I'll says I am I am and Wendy says well my little name is Oya, which is gift from God So some of us are perfect because I come from God And can't it's perfect because I come from God. And Candace is like, well, I come from Jesus. And then they start, you know, being like, well, I'm from God, I'm from Jesus. Well, maybe we were both blessed in heaven. Blah, blah, blah.

So they do cheers with their shots and Karen cheers with her milk. I don't know why it makes me laugh at the time. Milk, milk, lemonade around the corner. Oh God, no one told me this is what that was going towards. So then it turns, just the L turns on Karen, because Ashley was dry. That actually well was dry.

So she's like, so what? Karen, did you talk to Detective Ray, huh? And she's like, yeah, so I called him and he was driving. I didn't want to keep him on the phone. Did you call Jamal? Yeah, and then Karen's basically very concerned that she hasn't seen Jamal around in Jacelle's house. Well, he is very booked and busy.

And when he's like, well, all of our husbands are booked and busy and Jacelle's like, yes, but there's the house situation. He lives eight states away. I mean, even though, yes, he spends all of his time in Arizona. He's not actually in Arizona, but he's still not here And Karen's mad because just as all these requirements for everybody else how they have to share and

You know how their men should be treating them But she has no rules about how she should be treated and then she grabs her finger and pretends to break it And she's like can you say broken? I'm gonna do it again pretends to break it and she's like can you say broken I'm gonna do it again Hmm, yeah, that was what we call pantominding but we're talking broken So is he not proud is he not proud because a proud man is with his woman a very proud man Especially if he's dressed like common San Diego a proud robber I'm just like you're saying you need that because I don't need that Karen and Karen's like because anyone seen Jamal is Jamal a real person

Anyone raise your hand. Is Jamal basically Bruce Willis hanging out with the child in the movie anyone anyone at all Spoiler just like well, you don't need to see him. ma. You don't have sex with him, ma. Oh, praise the Lord, praise the Lord. That's one person that will not be sold ring on for. I'm not an advocate for that. And Juzel's like, yeah, he doesn't need to meet you in order for me to feel like he's the real man in my life. And say, no, I'm just saying you deserve more, Juzel. You deserve more. And so now they're just fighting and Robin jump sandwich like but you know Chazelle if you're in a relationship and you're happy then why wouldn't you share that with your friends when we share our men with each other you know

we all talk about our men with each other and then Chazelle just looks at her like I wore this belt onto my head so I can whip you with it like watch your mouth woman yeah so she's like she's well, I don't have a problem with the pastor of being around these women. I don't have a problem with one buying rings, all I'm asking for is that when people come for me, yeah, Robin has my back. God, I'm like, this is not a Robin has your back situation.

This is like, you're hiding Jamal and it's already like a kind of shady foundation that you guys have. It's like, what the fuck? Something weird is going on. But it's also the best thing. The best promise of something to happen to this show is just Elter and Conroving. It's like the little seed of that is dropped. I don't know that that would ever happen, but God that would make this so much more fun. Because it's about time. It would be crazy if they had a falling out.

Yeah, it's about time. They made it many years. I mean, usually you only, usually the falling out happens after two or three years. So. Yeah, there were rumbling about a falling out a while ago, but you know, it's housewives. So it could have been this that they were talking about.

And then they were like, oh, damn, sorry. And then it's all over. Hmm. Yeah. So now they're going to bed and everything. And Candice is putting new pillowcases on the pillowcases that are already there in the luxury hotel. And then there's like an edible lipstick so Karen's eating that. And so then Ashley calls up Michael because it's 7 p.m. over in

a patellumic. And so she's calling because it's about time for Dean to get put into bed. So first she tries to FaceTime and he doesn't answer. And then she tries to call him and he doesn't answer. So she leaves like a, she's like losing her mind, of course. After saying like everything's fine, she's 100% in this marriage, everything's fine. And she is now fully triggered. And it's by the way, it's like 7-09 or 7-11 or something and she's like, don't put him to sleep before you talk to me, please don't don't don't no. So she's now like losing her mind.

So she calls the nanny Eve and asked if Michael's home yet. She's like, no, not yet. And Dean is really tired. So she's like, I'm gonna find Michael. So she calls him and he answers this time. He's like, hello, what's up? Just got out of the ATM. I just got a 401s. There's nothing to worry about.

I was just taking a meeting at the MGM, which we all know stands for Michael goes for meetings. That's what MGM stands for. I don't want you to be worried. I had to stop at the baby store and get a little tiny umbrella because me and baby Dean are about to make it rain She's like and she's like baby She's like you know I'm away. I'm usually the caretaker for Dean. Why would you do this to me? He's like babe babe babe Babe it's my favorite movie. I just want to remind you babe. Babe. They don't take I just want to remind you babe babe They don't take He's like I said I'd be there at seven check it's seven eleven. He's posting Michael It's like I can't do this or I can't be molested like this

Interesting choice of works Yeah, I'm like oh all right of all the people to use that terminology. It shouldn't be you Michael, okay I I can't have my emotional ass be rubbed in this way. So he hangs up on her and she's rightly upset. And she just wants to go home and so she stares at little pictures of baby being on her phone. So I have a question for the moms in our audience. This is a genuine question because I'm trying to understand, I'm trying to maybe deem on her phone. So I have a question for the moms in our audience.

This is a genuine question, because I'm trying to understand, I'm trying to understand, because I'm a guy and I don't have babies. So a lot of times I'm like, well, babies, I mean, you could just put them on the ceiling band, they'll be fine all day.

But I have a genuine question, which is, do people feel like, like, if baby deem needed to go to sleep at seven and he was getting fussy whatever, is it like, would it have been a big deal if Eve just put baby Dean to sleep or was it like, is it like, a big deal? I just want to know. Say bye, love you, mommy loves you.

But like, I just want to know, like, because my instinct, as someone who doesn't have a kid, was to be like, just tell Eve to put the baby down. But I don't know if that's actually massively insensitive or like, I just wanna know, I'm curious. I'm curious to know, I wanna get inside the head of mom's right now. Well, I think she is more upset. It's not that the baby's not asleep.

It's that Michael isn't where he said he was gonna be. Right after he promised. That's clear, it will clear. Yeah, right after he promised. I don't think look clear. Yeah, like right after he promised. I don't think it's like the baby is awake 11 minutes later. Because yeah, because she's like, he really wants to go to sleep. He really wants, oh, he's a baby. Just put him to sleep.

He'll, I don't think the baby's like, oh, I really want to go to sleep, but I can only go to sleep after a daddy gives me the magic dust and I go into a lower-ball land. Why land? Maybe there's like an extra charge if you put the baby to sleep. You know? That's an extra twenty bucks. I put the baby to sleep.

It's like darn it Michael. I mean, yeah, I mean obviously she was clearly projecting a lot of like this Michael anxiety onto this situation and probably in a normal situation she just would have told even, okay, just put the baby to sleep. But I was curious. I just didn't want to, I didn't want to talk out of my ass I just wanted to reach out and ask what people want. My God when we go out of town I even like need to get a video of Bueller every day or I get

upset you know so I can imagine it was a real animal I'd be like but had it Bueller have his dinner. A real animal. I can imagine if it was if it was a human puppy. Yeah. So Robin and Tazel, Robin goes over to Tazel's room. And she's like, Pam to talk to my friend. And Tazel's like, well, tonight was extra special.

Yes, extra special because of everything that happened. And Jacelle is, she's mad at Karen about what she was saying about Jamal. And she was also mad that Robin basically co-signed what Karen said. And Robin's like, well, I mean, if this is someone that's very, very special to you, why don't you want to share it with your friends? And she's like, well, I can respect that coming from you, but I didn't want to hear that. Then, nah, it's like, well, can he not be a mystery mandolce? And Jiselle has, you know, this is why you can never really hate Jiselle.

Even though she's the biggest asshole on this show. Well, no, not the biggest since Candace came. But, um, because she orders like a full on dessert to her room when she's mad about something and that I can always get behind. It's like a dessert tray she orders to her room. Yeah, and she just didn't even bother trying to create a story line out of this. She's like, I'm my best friend doesn't even have my back. I can't even, oh, dessert, it's never mind. Yeah, but she does warn her. She's like, next time something happens, I'm going to need you to tell everyone shut up. You can have a tear in the zoo now. So it's the morning and Wendy's that neighbor we all love having in a hotel. She walks out

into the hotel balcony and yells, good morning, Portugal. Oh, oh, my God. Whoa. You would have a little tiny hotel square shape soap coming at your head if you did that It maxed to me. I don't think Portugal needs the morning greetings I mean people have been living there already. It's not like Portugal sitting there being like oh gosh I wish someone would acknowledge me in the morning sometimes. Oh, the tourist did. Thank God. I think Portugal's fine. It does not have to say, Portugal does not need Wendy yelling good morning Portugal.

So everybody's doing their morning thing, getting up, whatever. And Canvas is writing post it and putting them all over her hotel room mirror. You can do it. It's everyone else's fault. You deserve luggage. Exactly. I may have baggage, but I also have luggage. It's a tackle I have next season. She's like, now is the

time to be reminded of how strong I am. One of the promises I made to myself is I would not be engaging in any conversation about the counter suit. And then it's like forgive for you. Ashley probably doesn't want to talk about the counter suit because she probably thought for a moment that Voting Hat actually bought her a suit and left it on the counter and she's really excited. Oh my God, I got a new suit. Oh, it's counter suit, I guess.

So Karen goes over to Ashley's house, Ashley's room, and Ashley's like, welcome to my humble abode, but it's like this penthouse suite. And Karen's like, oh, you have a dining room in your room, that's not humble. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She just walks through trying not to hate Ashley. Yeah, full sock puppet face.

Sock puppet with spinach and seed. Hmm, hmm, hmm. I just love everyone's communication on this trip. Mm, just so was a little bit taken aback by last night. And I was like, well, the way that you said that, it's like she should be cautious because Jamal's not around. She's like, well, she has opinions about our relationships. And I think those days are over now.

And Ashley basically says that Karen's been holding onto a check and she's wanted to cash it for many years and now she finally has a chance to. And then we get a nice extended montage of Giselle just undermining and bashing Karen from season to season. And it's hilarious and wonderful. Yeah, the tax is. And she's like, is there even perfume in those bottles? And Karen's like, well, it's about respect.

If you're not going to share, get out. And I was like, well, I hear that. I mean, last night, Michael was supposed to be home and he had to work and so I last out. And then he finally called me back. And then we see a clip of Michael calling and he's like, well, I know that you miss your baby and there was nothing for you to be upset about. And I'm so sorry I upset you. Dean, would you like to say something?

I hear Karen. He had the same dinner. I heard last night. Wain, wain. Wain, wain. The only difference is only one of us had the delicious milk that came from a booby way away. So, Ashley's like, I know I overreacted and her's like, yes, that's all it was. Because last time you left, Michael wasn't where you were supposed to be.

Yeah, and she's bad. Karen's like, well, if Michael being late should not have sent her into a tailspin. So clearly something is up. And as she's like, well, I really feel like Michael heard me and understood me. And I'm just like really happy. And I'm thankful for my husband right now. And Karen just nods like, okay, all right, you're deluded.

Okay, let's talk about Giselle again. So the old gathering in the hotel lobby scene, and Candace is like, Wendy, what are you drinking? And Wendy's like, the poop, whoo. Mm-hmm. Wendy just loves that shot. She loves that poop. She loves that.

She's really trying to make that happen. She's doing that poop and poop and shot. So the plan is to go to the cable cars and then go to a market. So they start driving. And as she's talking about how she didn't sleep well with that baby Dean. And she tells the woman what happened with Michael and stuff and how she was crying. And when she's like, well, why don't you call me?

We could have cried together. I was crying in there. I mean, I was, of course, crying over the fact that I never quite got that fifth degree. I only have four degrees, but you know, it's still crying. I hope when you called Michael, you gave him the third degree, even though he didn't spend six years earning it. So they go on these cable cars and they split up into two groups and Karen gets in her as I'm sick.

Where's the seatbelt? Trying to be brave. I had some drumming. Drumma-ma-ma. Drop, drumming me mean. Drumma-ma. Jementu-Pri. I had some Drumma-Dupri.

Now, does this have GPS? And they're all talking about Portugal. And they're like, Portugal's beautiful, Portugal's beautiful. And it gets to care. And she's like, I am loving the city of Portugal. It feels so wonderful being here in the middle of Asia, you know? Yeah, and it says, Ting, and at the bottom of the screen screen it's like a Portugal is a country.

Okay, I'm putting it up. Yeah. So, yeah, in the cable cars, one cable car they're talking about Ashley and, et cetera. And Robin again is talking about how husbands tend to act out when they're newborns. And then, you know, and then Ashley and the other cable car are saying she and Karen are in a really good place these days. They're just like making chitchat in the car in the cable cars.

Yeah. And Wendy tells us, I've had enough of Karen and her condescending behavior. Don't worry about what kind of doctor I am. Worry about what kind of doctor you're not, which is not condescending at all. Yeah, not at all. Yeah, so she's bringing up the degrees.

She tells the lady, she's still mad over the degrees and they're like, oh my God. So they go to lunch and Ashley leaves for the restroom, which means that something bad's about to happen. Yeah. Every time Ashley goes pee now, I'm like, oh, no, don't leave. Yeah, but luckily nothing really happens. Just some puncher arrives and then she comes back with all her milking devices on and she's just so she's just sitting there and that was funny.

She comes with like two things strapped to her boobs and Robyn's like, oh, it's like, strap to her boobs and Robin's like, Ashley, oh, it's like, where are you, Bitsleel? I mean, she looks like she's ready to supply all of Lichtenstein. So, Jacelle is like, she starts instigating Karen and Wendy along and she's like, so Wendy has degrees on. Karen doesn't like the degrees, all right? You guys take it from here. Yeah, so what's the state of your relationship bar? Is everything done from last night?

Da! And Karen's like, yeah, it's done. She put a button on it. A button. And when he's like, well, I put a button on it, but I want to unbutton it real quick. And Karen just goes, oh. It's just sort of like my graduation robes,

how I got out of them four different times by unbuttoning them. Yeah. And when you talked about my degrees and everyone's like, oh! Prop and goes, what is this keep happening and when is he gonna stop? And when it's like, well, when I was getting my doctorate and I wanted to quit,

I persevered and it took six years and in my dissertation, I thanked my father who passed away. I thanked my babies and I was pregnant with them. I guess she goes on this. I thanked Dave Thomas, the former owner of Wendy's before he passed away. She goes on this full-on monologue and she's like, so no, my degrees are not who I am, but God damn it, I earned that shit.

It's like, well done. Well done. Yeah, it was definitely like a nice meldramatic rant and Karen's like, hmm, well you have the right to be emotional. I mean, you were named after a fast food chain, so that is a very emotional thing. So let me apologize if you thought I was diminishing your degree or degrees in this case or or just knocking it That was not my intention my intention was merely to make you feel bad in general not because of your degrees Um, have I dropped 89 cents somewhere because I feel like I've just gotten a

Super sized version of that monologue from last night. Hmm anyone? Uh, now that I've apologized. Hopefully we're square, square, just sort of like the burgers you were named after? Good. So, um, Candace changes the subject. Don't, don't, don't, don't. And she's like, well, since we're talking about friendship, Chisel, last night we talked about Jamal, and Karen brought up whether you were keeping him away from us.

Um, cut, I love soup. Just keep saying how much you love soup. And, uh, Karen's like, well, I think that my intentions were missed about that one. Mmm, I, what I was saying was, we're here to support you. Mmm, we've got you, just have, see everybody you misunderstood. Just as you didn't even say that at all last night. I love Karen. Karen has to like, how many times does Karen have to say, okay, spinach in my teeth? Let's be, I want to be very clear. I want to be very clear. So Karen, why don't you just start by being very clear? So they start

squabbling and Karen's like, well, you've got an opinion on what's going on with Ashley with me and Ray And she's like you have been guarded forever. What do you talk you are? I don't take it back you are guarded and she's like well rightly so why would you tell Satan all of your business and she's out you are like And this is why this show is on the same tier as Real Housewives of New York because if it were Beverly Hills, it would be Kyle Richards running out of Madera, finding a flight to the mainland and crime like she said I was the devil. I mean that's just like not nice. I've been really supportive of her but she's all like, okay. You want to call Jizella a devil because I ask about things that are in the Washington post Yeah, she's just like whatever you can call me Satan. She's like well Either you open up to this friendship circle or you keep your mouth quiet and stop being so nosy

so Just all face times Jamal and it's like well I just want you to be able to say hello to my friends. There's Robin, not there's Karen, not. And Sushi Jamal's like, okay, I'm getting solar in the church. Okay, he's pretty big deal, so could you stop calling me? Right? Yeah, hey Karen's like, well this isn't gonna satisfy me, it's not like a snickers bar. So I think you are failing us as a friend and if you think you can walk around to the

man, every more so live our lives, you can judge and make jokes about it, but we can't have an opinion about yours Well, you want a b-superfacial friends. We can do that dance jazal. I'm not giving you shit because you don't give shit except shit So shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit Sandy Duncan wig So Karen's like hold on. I've always known known that you sell are that Jamal lives in your phone Chisel and she's like he does not live in my phone. He lives in my life. She's like he live in the phone Hmm, yeah, anybody seen Jamal and real life anybody little phone man. Mm-hmm I love Karen threatening saying oh, so you want to be super fish of friends fine

I'm like Karen you make that announcement every single season Well, you know, here's why the challenge is out. We're just gonna be super fish of friends there. I said it. Like, it doesn't have the same power when you announce it for the fifth season of row. Fine, you want to be super fish of friends and that's what we're going to be. But at least she doesn't crazy her crazy her crazy her crazy her crazy her wigs and dresses. That really ups the empty every year. Yeah. And then for some reason, this lap

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