Watch What Crappens - RHOP: The Sass Minaj-erie

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

The third installment of the season six Real Housewives of Potomac reunion trundles along this week with some oversized prop comedy, a visit with the husbands, and at long last the arrival of Nicki Minaj on set. Can't wait to see what mess this turns into next week...Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So we ended with Wendy's big, not rehearsed at all line, where she's saying, you said, how could you say that a woman does a tummy tuck just to keep a man? You had a whole tummy tuck, did you keep jump all? And it's like, dun dun dun dun. And so when we come back, Wendy's like, what type of woman you to say that a woman gets surgery to keep a man You had a whole tummy tuck. Did you keep Jamal? And then we all say done done done done Even though we just saw that five seconds ago and listen in Jezelle's defense

Which again, I really hate that Wendy's making me defend Jezelle at all She didn't say it worked Yeah, that's true. She didn't say it was a successful thing. So just L. Basie is like, well, I just had my babies. Ah, that's why I had a tummy tuck. God, I didn't do it for a man. Nah. So when he was like, well, why would you wear the, why would you think another woman would have plastic surgery before a man? But that's, but that by the way, that's the whole point. It's not she didn't say just on her head. She did it for a man, but that's by the way, that's the whole point. It's not she didn't say, just

on her head, she did it for a man. She was wondering, she's saying, I hope she didn't do this for a man. I'm just basically saying, is this whole like change in demeanor and all this and stuff? Is this, is she feeling insecure about these rumors, which is different, you know, but Wendy is taking it like she said, Oh, you're only doing this because you can't keep your man, which is not what Giselle was actually saying. Well, similar, right? Because Giselle is saying that she did it because the husband is following all these Instagram hos.

And so maybe she's trying to keep up with the hoses by like, you know, keeping her surgery up. I mean, I don't know. But I'm with you. Giselle didn't say that technically, but that said, I think Wendy's wrong on this tiny little point, but I think that she's right on the whole thing, which is Jacelle as an asshole for bringing the song camera behind her back.

Well, either way, Wendy was like, I'm having my titties done because I had two kids. And Mia says, well, did you get your ass done? Because you had three cans? I sure did, because my ass was flat. I had nothing. Yeah, and shut up me, huh? Okay.

So who are you to search, re shame anybody? Yes. I, who cares? So then just else just tilting your head because she's over this. So Andy's like, when do you, Peter from Puydus Brewer wants to know why you went so hard on yourself. Sorry. I was, uh, stolen one.

Wendy Peter from Peter's Brewer wants to know why you win so hard on Jisal and Robin at the whiskey chasing, but not actually actually was the one he brought the rumors up and not robbing it all. Um, excuse me, Ashley is the one who brought those rumors up to Wendy's face. Robin and Jisal had been talking about it off camera. And they can sit here and pretend they weren't through or on camera without Wendy.

And they can sit here and pretend they're't there or on camera without Wendy and they can sit here and pretend they're innocent but we all see the show, sir. Yeah and so you know Wendy says basically like you know that's the sort of person I am I don't beat around the bush I go straight to the snake and chop its head off so we're talking about a snake in a bush and I know it's two different metaphors but I'm painting a picture of my backyard okay so she says that she got mad at Robin because Robin had actually texted her about the rumor in January to be like, did you hear about this?

And then she's like, well, why didn't she stick up for me as a friend? So Robin's like, no, I had no idea what Ashley had said to you. What's so ever had no idea. So like, because that rumor came from a non-credible blog that I didn't believe, like, you know, I didn't believe it. And so then when you said like, there was a rumor, I thought it had to be something new because you're at, and you're at it, she was pointed to

which is out, but it was pointed towards me. Wasn't just just out, it was pointed towards me too. And I had no idea. Basically, Robin is saying that like, the reason why she was asking, what is this rumor, what she wasn't playing dumb, she thought that there was another rumor because it already been like two months since the first rumor. Robin is full of absolute shit. You contacted Wendy, you'd already talked about it. So in all of these scenes when Jacelle keeps bringing it up, why didn't you say I've already talked to her about that? It's stupid. It has nothing to do with that. She's fine. She laughed it off. Robin is acting like this was whole new information this whole season.

And now she's trying to play it off. Like, what? I didn't understand what you were talking about. Full of it. Full of it, ma'am. So Wendy's like, because you pointed out a text that explicitly stated that the woman was, and then she whips out her FedEx kinkos ad. She's huge. The no one saw. You know somehow. Yeah. You sent me this on January 3rd and she just rolls her eyes and she goes, I'm leaving. How wacka. Did you really spend money on that? So, one of these.

Go on, go on, professor. Go on, professor. There's only one rumor, there's only one rumor. Like and she said, do you think that you and your bestie don't know about the rumor So Rob is like can I talk can I talk can you stop? Good at me off we talked about the rumor the blog is not credible and so basically Rob is trying to reiterate that she thought Wendy was upset about a new rumor and Wendy is not hearing this Whether you believe it or not Wendy's just not even giving it the time of day so Robin is getting mad

because she's trying to explain herself. And then Andy is like, I mean, I don't know if this really counts as evidence. This is just a giant poster. I'm like, I like that Andy is completely just dismissing this because Wendy is being kind of ridiculous. But I also like that she's sticking to her guns against Robin because Robin trying to brush it off is bullshit. Like you were talking to Giselle about the rumor and how are you going to tell her. So when she comes in piss that she heard the rumor, how are you going to act like you thought it was a different rumor? You're full of it.

Also, why didn't she say is this a new rumor? Right. Right. So Robin's like, yeah, it was incredible. So she's like, well, I don't get why you were fired up about a rumor. You know, she wasn't fired up about the rumor. She's pissed that you brought it onto television behind her back. You A whole. That's why she was pissed at that thing. So Robin goes, well, Sandy is like, well, I don't think this is the evidence you think it is Wendy. And Wendy just

laughs at him. Yeah. He gets that. I think it's just like a big game of telephone. You know, like she thought it was a different rumor and then there's something that were baby misogynisturied and came and was like, oh, I know about the game of telephone. Every time my telephone rings, I have to go running down to my kitchen and get a disc to untangle that cord and be like, hello, who's this?

I love that game of telephone. I'm so glad they call it a game of telephone these days amount of game of can tied to a string You know that just really didn't have the same ring to it and even I also enjoy playing a game of facts machine That's fun where you're to send a send a facts, but sometimes I forget my cover sheet and that's always hilarious I'll tell you a rough game, the game of fire signals. That was a tough one. The game of laser discs. Well, you have to put in a laser disc and you have to wager whether you put it in the right side.

Up, up, side one or side two, you never know the outcome. Well, I'll tell you what I didn't appreciate. The game of Blu-ray. Blu-ray? Without disc-wished ray dead. Blu-ray. Blu-ray. of Blue Raid. Hmm. Blue Raid? Without this squished Raid, then. Blue Raid. So Robin's like, oh, I don't lie. And Karna goes, no, she doesn't.

Oh, you know what? I'm going to take that back because that could be used against me. I want to still have the option to call her a liar. One thing that never had lies. Sorry, Harman, sorry, Harman. He's like, well, Chad and Nuga from Chuchu says, Robin, if you were really concerned, you would have taken it directly to Wendy and not the other woman. Thank you, Chattanooga. Thank you. Yeah. So, Jacelle's like, well, I had planned on it, but then when we got to Williamsburg,

the dinner went left mainly because I said she wasn't a woman of substance. And I said to Ashley, I'm not going to say a word to Wendy because I'm not the one. But you had been bringing it up for weeks, okay? You should have had a scene with her at the very start of the season. But instead, you did it behind her back, half the season, just spread it as wide as you could, ma'am. So Andy's like, well, if she pulled you aside on camera and brought it up, well, that didn't matter when he, I mean, she's still would have brought it up on cameras. Oh, yeah, just well, it would have been better. And I would have given it would have given him more of a

like to stand on about what she's saying. And me, I was like, well, Wendy, if it's false, where are you so upset right now? And just when he's like, you know, she's like, that's my sweetie, okay, that's my each other's elbow. And that's my response, that's my husband's like, you know, she's like, that's my sweetie. Okay. That's my interest. Elba. And that's my response. That's my husband's reputation you're talking about.

She goes, well, you can't be mad at her for being a friend to you. I'm going to turn her into a response. And so I guess I can't. Why are you even talking and she just waved her off. And Andy is like, Charles from Jocle Effector A says, but what about the children? Oh my god, the children and just I was like, well, I would think that her children would want to tell their friends, hey, look, these ladies on TV said it's not true. Wow. Well, when every 10 year old really wants to hear from their children, well, she from Salavice says, Wendy, why do you think you're exempt when it comes

talking about rumors about your marriage when everyone else on the show was experienced it? Nash is like, yeah, I mean, that's fair. Everything's fair game. I mean, whether it's true or not, like, if that's something we feel is relevant to a conversation, I don't know why we would tiptoe around it. But you did tiptoe. Actually didn't tiptoe around it. Actually went straight to her to give Ashley credit here. But the rest of them did tiptoe around.

And that's why she's mad. So Wendy's like, but it was calculated. It was the same plot that said, Jamal cheated on herself. The same one that said, Jizel has a STD. And the fact that she would target me with this without saying on camera, well, this blog also talked about me,

shows you calculated. So and Jiselle is just again saying that they didn't talk about it or whatever. And so they were talking about it. We don't talk. Like, why would I have talked to you? We don't talk. But they had been shooting,

so they had been talking. And Wendy's like, oh, we don't talk, because you said in your interviews that we talked before the show. She goes, yes, that's true. You called me. She goes, okay, what did we say? And she's like, well, we talked about a lot of things.

We talked about a lot of things. And she goes, then she brings out another huge prop. This is like not even a normal sized file, is it? It's like some huge file. And everyone just groans. And Wendy's like, well, you know I'm that way too in the journey. So I pulled out my gigantic phone records. I called you one time just now. Boom, I called you

one time just now. Yeah, and they talk for one minute. And so Andy goes, wow, we went from the binder to this loosely folder. I mean, this is a fall. Wow. I'm like, Andy, stop shaming her for like, for her Manila folder, because we all know him. Manila folder means one thing. Business, business.

She's a business woman. So I love that he's crop-saming. He's like, wow, we're really going backwards, guys. We need to do bigger and better. Okay, guys. He just knows that Nicki Minaj is waiting in the wings and he just like wants to impress her very much. He's like, God, you can't have a manila folder at when Nicki Minaj, I mean Nicki Minaj

is definitely not coming today guys. Just want to remind everyone that she is definitely far away. She's in Germany right now. So far away. I will never be here. You'll never see her. So basically to this argument, Jezele is saying, well, yes, it was one minute because you called me and then I called you right back. And I was like, okay, Jacelle,

you're still full of shit. But then when you actually see the phone record, it's just one line. Mike Wendy's acting like she's bringing out all these phone records, but then she's only, it's like she's copy and pasted one call onto this, which I think is shady too. So I don't know where to fall on this, on this truth meet. Yeah. I don't know if I care enough to fall on the truth meter. I just sort of feel like, Jizelle was shady and bringing it up, but,

and then, but I don't think that, like, but I also think that, like, Wendy didn't hear. I think there was, there was something to, to what's on Rob and we're saying. Wendy is totally unwilling to hear that, but maybe she's unwilling to hear it because it was also wrapped in shade. So it's a disaster, answer disaster that they live in. And we're trying to do law moments, like, gotcha moments, and they're just not working because no one really cares. Even the host of the show is like, well, I don't think that really did what you wanted. But nice try.

So basically everybody's laughing at Andy because he just said, wow, this is a prop comedy fall. And Wendy's like, we talked for 60 seconds, Godspeed. And Andy's like, well, are there any other apologies just generally for Wendy so we can move on from giant props? Okay, next there's going to be a big billboard out here. We don't have the room. All right. And Ashley's like, Well, I feel greatly bad that you feel that we were judging you

because everything after that took a turn, but you feeling that we've changed you for your femininity? I apologize for that. Hmm, when is it? Thank you. So now it's like, okay, we're gonna take a break. And he was like, where's the talent all I need the talent all. So now we come back from break and Wendy is telling Ashley to pat her hair down because it's like puffy or something in the back or whatever she basically telling to fix her hair and so they're all like patting their hair self-consciously and then

hey with the case of the COVID blues robin you found yourself sleeping on opportunity and also just literally sleeping. Thanks for that. Thanks for sleeping on camera for us. Great content. Could a live coach wake you up with a business to revive and an embellish or something like that? This season, the most boring member of Real Housewives Potomac is making an entire storyline out of sleeping. Wow, is it an opportunity to sleep on it or is she sleep numbering or sleep number or sleep yawning? Like you said, sleep 20 times in this intro. Robin got you some tickets to see, sleep no more, hope you enjoy it and take something from it.

Robin's finally is bored with herself this season as the rest of us. So then we get a Robin segment and We see the scene of Juan being like I'm not talking about this and leaving and she's just laughing She's like, oh, that's funny So he's like the honor from his own private Idaho says Robin Thanks for being honest about COVID depression But it seems like you were afraid to call it depression. What the f in is up with that action?

Would you like to take a nap right now, Robin? Um, well I've always been like a roll off my back kind of person, so I never thought I could be depressed. But there was definitely a depression thing and there and like the seasonal thing is real for sure. And yeah, I guess i was a little depressed so then i'll yeah we got a strong reaction to one calling your behavior i'll calling on track

my let's see let's have a we got michael d from patil makes is when when one said that it was so hot he could be such a man i had an erection the entire time and i wanted to rip his shirt off when he yelled at you. What do you say to that Robin? Well, he's used to me being the strong one Andy. And he's like, but personally, it really hurts to see you turned down TJ Maxx and Macy's. I was like, no, come on, Robin. And she's like, well, my, my, my item is not the high priced enough that I can make a really good profit. So it's really all about e-commerce, Andy She's a millionaire

I'm not really a Max and he's still more like a minimum Mista. That's kind of my vibe So I'm tired and he's to Andy What about Stein mart anything? No Ross? I love him. He's so funny remember when he was an intern. Oh God. You really are in trouble So did you pay for your house with that money the half money and she's like well I paid my taxis and I paid the down payment for my home and he's like can I go number two in your house? God I just made a poop joke again believe it Oh god, it's just made a poop dog and yeah, believe it. Karen is so confused. I got to be like, number two. Well, what do you make of this number two? Is that like a second rate candle with a one

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So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So will you get married next year Robin? And she's like, I hope so, but everybody's just pausing like you're so bored with this. No, this is for Robin get stuck in second in episode three, which is like notoriously going to be the most boring, right?

It's always the middle episode. And it is. And so he asked everybody if they believe that she'll get married again. And everyone's so bored that no one even answers at first. He's like, anybody, go on. And Candace is like, well, I mean, if you're going to get married, I need to see you trying to like get money from your mom. I mean, come on. You've been doing something to show us. She's like, well, I'm just excited that we've recommitted our relationship. You know, we're just we're at that place right now where he likes to roll a window up on my arm.

And I'm like, hey, you know, we're going to get married eventually. Well, why is Michael always saying they're never going to get married, Ashley? Well, he's one of the thought that if they've been together this long, why would they get married? He's sort of what the mindset like, why would want Mary Robin when there's like a beautiful, beautiful man waiting for him and high rags with supple skin and nubby fingers? There's some man standing at the edge of a volcano holding a ring. I mean, why would he marry, why would he marry Robin? And Ashley's hair is still sticking up in the back, which cracks me up, because Ashley doesn't even care when she was when Wendy was trying to help her. She's like,

Wendy, I don't really care. She's like, okay, then. So, and he's like, well, you had a big fight about his, you know, his fatherhood the first time. What happened with that Robin she's like he drove back drove back Oh my god And actually yeah, he was upset. He's always upset when I bring it up and I'm like I'm not gonna not bring it up Maybe that's why I see so much that way I don't have to bring it up So I'm gonna just continually remind him over and over again and he he's like, so you're still gonna have a, are you open to having a baby? Yeah, so I'm open until I'm 43. He's like, and how old are you now? 42.

And when you turn 43? Tomorrow. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So then the housemen's are back. So we're taking a 10 minute break. Ah, that's all goes number two.

And right now, it's metaphorically everybody. Metaphorically. So hand, he's walking down the hallway really awkwardly. That's all goes number two and rabbit's owls metaphorically everybody metaphorically So hand he's walking down the hallway really awkwardly and then he opens a hotel room tour. I mean It's Nicki Minaj so He's like so we've been shooting for hours wrong little ragged. Okay. Is there anyone when you walk out there who should be like Uh-oh little ragged. Okay. Is there anyone when you walk out there who should be like, uh oh, it was possibly Ashley, like when she brought out her out bat, but you know, when she brought out her butt out of that house with the breast milk

to read someone about the husband and the family, I was like, I wasn't like really feeling yet. Yeah, I wouldn't have in that. And he almost that if I talk to Candice about him, he was actually with take to wrong way and be. He's like, well, like you're a lot of the big sides, not like me. You just totally told Wendy that her prop comedy was lame. So you're allowed to say things like that because, oh, yeah. So you're about to tell everybody that Andy said it was okay. I mean, yeah. Also, I just want to say that when Nikki said she's going to like talk to her about

when she said she's going to talk to Candace about her music And that Candace might be sad or take it the wrong way, which is hello. I mean she's gonna come hard for Candace They got the Candace sitting on the couch going Maybe we can fall in I think she's gonna see it Andy Okay, bye so he leaves and then the husband's, well, some of the husbands come out. You've got G Ray who looks like he's just sleepwalking at this point. Yeah.

You've got Eddie who you know is not going to be allowed to speak. Chris, who's drunk and caring to drink. So I guess they weren't just putting that all in editing. No, yeah. I guess Chris really is teetering on the edge there. And also wearing a deep space t-shirt, which is Candice's album. So he's wearing her tour t-shirt. I'm gonna return my seat that I just see a bad hair poster.

I'm sorry, okay. I was like, well, I love that B movie. It's a great film. So Andy's like, Raymond Euger, as I live and breathe Ray, would you say you and Karen are still in the honeymoon phase? He's like, yeah, I would say we're still in the honeymoon phase. Definitely not the Florida phase. That's for sure And he knew it confused for a hundred and sell all the time. He's like, yeah, all the time Andy all the time Yes, Andy. It's hilarious. So I mean she's like, oh, that ain't no I twist

It's hilarious. So I mean, she's uh, because I mean, no, I twist. Yeah. And then Andy's like, and who's with us? Is it Gordon G or daddy G? And Gordon's sort of was like, I said, he's like, I have no idea what he's asking me. So Chris is just drinking in the corner. And Andy says, Chris, are you rapping? You're, you're, you're, you're live's t-shirt. That's pretty good. I always do windy. I always do okay Michael Michael's not here because he has a condition No, that's reunion. I know See Wendy that's called up in your game. All right And she's like I swear I get sick every year. I mean, I think he might actually have pneumonia like he's actually

I think he's actually dying, but I was like I'm'm going to show TV show instead. So I don't know. We'll see what happens when I get home. Maybe I'll be at corpse. So then Candice's phone rings and she answers it. As if she had not texted Dorothy. By the way, she could clearly text Dorothy in the break, right? And she's like, Oh my God, I can't believe it's my mother calling in. So she answers. And she's like, Hi hi mom. I can do. And then she's like, mom, say hi to everyone. Oh, hi, everyone. You're having a good time. Did you burn the house out? So Andy takes the phone and he's like, no, come on. You had a good time with that video, she didn't you, she was, it was no sender. And he's like, any regrets about your line of questioning. And so we see the clips of her shit talking,

Christ everybody. And she says, no, cause she was just there. And everybody was just asking her all these questions. I think, well, you were being, you were just being chatty. Have you apologized to your son-in-law's face? She was like, no, but about to his face, probably in any other part of his body,

but I will do that. So no, give it like 10 years or so, yeah. I mean, I've called him sorry. But, and Andy's like, do you think he's own that? And she's like, I guess I need to never be fine, and he'll say sorry. He's like, I guess I need everybody's fine, and he'll see his story. He's like, all right then. So then he just basically hangs up.

So then he's like, so they say, and behind every great outspot is a great husband. Who says that? That is not the truth either. So whoever says that, you're a damn lie. Stop saying that. Yeah. But in this case, behind every great outspot is a

mediocre husband. saying that. Yeah. But in this case, by every great housewife is a, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa GVO and then we come back and it's like garden. How is the experience for you in general? And he's like, you know, overall it was actually like very good. I made up my mind. I'm just going to enjoy the experience and support my beautiful wife. Cool. Hey, you can stop looking your lips when you look at me. It's just creeping me out a little bit. Okay, cool.

Bella from the other one says, gee, are you always like that when you get some drink in you home because I actually got really upset with your behavior and actually why were you upset because we've seen your husband act a million times worse and check I'm sorry let's rewind my husband has never been overtly sexual with anyone in this group because well he didn't say it was that one's dick I mean that's actual yeah she's like well did Juan have a problem with that? I mean, it was a joke. She says, you know, whatever, you know, what happened

with Karen, Karen perceived G different than Michael. And Karen's like, well, you know, I knew we were smart. And just as I was like, yes, well, that was a whole point. Yeah, Michael has never licked his tongue at anyone or pussy popped it. Any one, Michael is a gentleman. Nah, Jizelle, whole point. Da. Michael has never licked his tongue at anyone or puts you popped it. Any one Michael is a gentleman. Nah, Jizelle, who's tried to bring Michael down with good cause. By the way, every single reunion is now pretending that Michael is some like virtuous

golem. Yeah, the pig she's always said just to go against G. And then of course they show a flashback of him squeezing Andrews' ass from season one. And so he has like, well, if you guys have a problem with G, why didn't you address it then and there, which is really not the, that's not the takeaway,

isn't this what we've learned going through the past few years, like a lot of times people like don't feel comfortable addressing these things in the situation. Like that was not, I don't think that's a great moment for our resident like CEO boss bitch. Like that's not a great human resource moment for her.

So actually, everyone wasn't there when he did the tongue thing at Karen. Wasn't it just like Karen and Mia who were there? And then as far as the other stuff actually did discuss it right there. Mia, so be quiet. So actually it's like, well, when it came to what happened to the back of the bus,

that's where I had a problem and she's like well I had no intentions of hurting your feelings and for that I apologize and she's like oh Okay, well thanks. That's my somebody used to that. Thanks G and your hair is fucked up I don't care And just like hey, I'm gonna need you retract that apology so you guys can fight for about 10 more minutes because Nicky is behind the makeup I mean Nicky Die she's dead everyone Nicki Minaj dead so she will definitely not be here, okay? So why doesn't one ever show up for you Robin?

That's what Lucy from Ethel wants to know and Robin's like well cuz he has a job and he can't just not show up And when he's like well, I can't speak for everyone's husband, but my husband has a job and he takes off work. And she's like, well, it's different for a black man and a white dominated industry like coaching. I thought this was a silly thing for Wendy to be barking. It's not barking, but like going up the wrong tree about. Like I thought that like, why is Wendy be like,

well, my husband has to, it's hard for him to take off time. It's hard for him to take off time. You know, it's like, of course, I don't know, I thought this was a strange thing because I can actually imagine that it is difficult if you're like leading a group of people, you know. You can't just be like,

oh, I'm sorry, I can't coach today. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm going to to outswives event for Robin. Yeah, Wendy, you know, I think Wendy is in the right for most of this season for what she's mad at, but she just has such a like, what is this? What are you trying to prove? That's, I mean, that's, I agree. I'm like, what is

this? What is this proving right here? As they're kind of losing the reunion, but she should be winning it because I think she was in the right most of the season, but she's definitely losing. She looks I think she was in the right most of the season, but she's definitely losing. She looks like an ass at this point. I mean, Robin just talked about depression

and everyone's feeling bad about, you know, how Juan has treated Robin, and now you're gonna come be like, your husband's sex, and my husband's great. Yeah, like she's sort of like implying that Juan is trying to hide from some things. Like, you know, Juan has not had some great moments this season, but I think I'm willing to,

I'm willing to give it to him that he's got a coach. So Robin is like, yeah, you can ask any person married to a coach, and they'll say that they'll be sacrificed our personal lives for their success. And he's like, judge, huh? And then I was so sad that Porsche Riste didn't get mentioned because that was her whole thing, was that she was married to I know

Unabailable kids do a whole other show To bring up an example instead of bringing up Shariste Shariste just like hoverboards behind them in that little cemented section like If that upon I mean if anything Shariste is actually the better example That's the person example of someone who did have to sacrifice everything to the detriment of her marriage. So Chris is like, hey, Chris, what's the status of your husband jarring? And can we retire that phrase? I hate saying husband jarring.

He's like, hey, you know what? You all made too much of that. Okay, I don't match Candace's career because you have to have a career to manage. Okay. So Candace, with her going through her MBA program like she needs time to study and her day starts at 3 p.m. and she goes until 6 a.m. and like with music everyone's calling for contracts and being like no thank you we don't want to sign you please stop harassing mr LA read you know all that kind of stuff and like you know you know, honestly, I'm a glorified secretary. I was like,

thank you. Thank you for your assistant, your assistant. Well, I did Dorothy Roller-I as when she said she's never paid a bill with your name on it. And he goes, you know what? First of all, I love my mom, but you know, she said I quit my job and I've never quit a job. And I've never had a combo with her about my financial status. She only knows from blogs and her daughter because she's paying those bills, sir. Yeah. And he's like, well, how would you characterize the relationship with your mom, Candace? And she's like, well, before it was surface.

And now I just have to wipe your Airbnb. And he's, you know, he's like, well, she doesn't seem to think he owes an apology. And Chris is just like doing laughing too hard, but really laughing thing. Very juicy. Yeah, that's fine, Andy. It's not fine, and you're not okay. Okay. Well, are you anything like your mom?

I mean, we know the answer because you're a terror. And she says, I'm a lot like my mom and the beauty about being outside of her is that I can see things that I don't like about her and I can, you know, not do those things, but I can also see lots of great qualities that I do want to emulate. And I love you, mom, and I'm not saying, I'm not saying I don't like you. So please, please, please, don't stop sending the payments.

Thank you. Yeah. So then they talk about the Mia thing, Mia saying, no, I would feel like if your husband, you knew your husband was passing my family and then can jam my boss badge. And we've already been through this, but Mia's like, oh, I didn't even tell you, G, so I'll refresh you. She called me handsome. So I said, how would you like to know your husband was passing my family with but I retracted and apologize But you called me handsome

You know it's kind of funny. I mean I don't remember if it was it was our friend who texted us this if I read it somewhere But like all of Candace's insults to Mia are kind of like vaguely Moot vaguely in a transphobic space, right? Like she's always trying to be like, a hand calling. They're not big at all. Right, okay. They're not big at all, it's straight up. Like she's calling her a handsome,

to say a big feat. She's sort of like implying that she's like manly and man-ish and therefore lesser than. And it's like, I feel like Candace hasn't really been clocked about that yet. And I think that's a whole new world of clocking that we could do. Yeah, and it's like, I'm responding to you saying handsome and then Candice is like, yeah, but you're so petty. I mean, you took a picture of zooming in on my feet. Oh, really, that was petty.

You'd been calling her bigfoot all season. I know. I love that that's what bothers Candice. Like, you, you, you were obsessing on my feet. It's like, bitch, you're the one who's spent this entire reunion saying retaliation, retaliation, like, you know, I never start things, but like if you, like, you come for me, I will, it's like, well, guess what? You came for Mia and she retaliated literally about the things that you're making fun of. Commissions, here comes one right now. Yeah, and then Wendy is like, well, I think it's weird. It's a married woman that you said that Eddie can't even make eye contact with you because I don't know who's eyes. I've ever seen it this group. I've never looked at a man in the eyes of this group because all I need is my man and

Baba, she starts going on. It's like not about you. Wendy was using the line first chair, okay? But you can drop the clarinet because it's not the solo at the moment. Man. She's doing plasma. She's like, and she's just going, and she's like, you're insecure. You're insecure. I'm insecure when you're out of your line.

He tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells me, I'm like, Wendy, oh my God. I don't even understand what you're going on and on about. Also, I have to say, I think it's hilarious on this show that there's been like five times where they've just blatantly made up stuff just to shade people and they're like, oh yeah, I made that up just to be funny.

So many times. And then we get a commercial of Kyle and D'Ariet doing a TikTok ad, which is really weird. And C-Talk is this the audience you're going for at the Kyle and D'Ariet fans? Well you're going for? The Kyle and Doreet fans? Well, it's better than the Kyle and Fay Resnick tiktok ad that I saw. What was that one about?

Kyle had an arrangement, like a Sinsre floral arrangement, and she was like, my thing is resin. Or she said something about resin and fag. I don't know. Honestly, I just- That's what this one is. She's like, oh my god, look at my shoes. Hydro dipping. And she's like, oh my god, look at my shoes. I did hydro dipping and she's like,

what's that, the hydro dip? She goes, well, you put spray paint in a cup and then you dip your shoes. What are you spray painting the shoe then? No, you dip the shoe. No, you spray paint it. Is that what you're saying? No, you dip it.

Oh, you dip it, dude. Wow, great. That is like two people your age looking at TikTok. Actually, how many of you say it? When I dip you, dip, we dip. So Andy is like, hey, Eddie, what was your takeaway with what happened with the rumors about you? Was it brought up in a malicious way?

And he's like, Wendy and my lad to talk, you can have the floor. Okay. I was brought up in a way that it didn't show concern for me. And my, Okay, I was brought up in a way that it didn't show concern for me and my, oh, it was brought up in a way that it didn't show concern for me and my children. And then just I was like, well, I think we've hashed that out to infinite, infinite yamma.

I had infinite yamma. And Andy's like, oh, you old in a biology? She's like, no, why? I said a million times, I don't believe it, da. And he's like, so Eddie, old and a biology. And she's like, no, why? I said a million times. I don't believe it. Da. And he's like, so Eddie, what was the girl's trip like? And he goes, well, you know, we didn't speak.

And then Adnazium way. Oh, Adnazium versus Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad, and, and penitent battle. What is this battle? So then when he's like, that's enough, Eddie, Eddie is selfless in giving. He only cares about his family and his children. He's enough Eddie. Eddie is self-wastengipping. He only cares about his family and his children. He's a good person who only looks us in the eye. And that's it, Andy. That is it.

And he also apparently looks at some girls on Instagram. Okay, Karen, you are a woman of many titles. Grand Dom, Ambassador, Ambassador, and now twice, Mrs. Ray Huger. Let's take a look as you are decorated, celebrated. Let's not forget, ambassador. And now twice Mrs. Ray Euger, let's take a look as you were decorating celebrated. Let's not forget vaccinated. So then we get Karen's marriage montage. And then when we come back, Chris's rate says, well, you know, I've always telling Karen, you don't munk at yourself enough. And Karen's like, well, if it weren't for Ray, I wouldn't be in blue means, HSN, or there was little baskets from not to bury farm with my Surrey. Hi, Monday. And I love that, by the way,

that like, because the question was, why Ray, did you, why did you like push Karen to announce that you were doing another installment of LaDom at this like Surrey thing? And he says, I don't think that she markets herself as much as she could. Everything she says is about LaDom. She's like, oh, what a beautiful morning. The sun is shining on my LaDom boxes, which are available at Bloomingdale's and HSM and Nutsbury farm. It's like, she literally incorporates it into anything she's talking about. I know I don't think anybody would accuse Karen of not marketing herself and up except for Ray. Yeah, so Chris is like, I think that's amazing, but I wonder why I went the other way when I'm pushing

Candace to do things, I'm riding her coat tails. Oh, oh, sorry. I was like, she literally sitting on her coat tails. So Karen's's like you are fucking writing her coattails Give it up and stopping so drunk in the fence if you look like an idiot. Yeah, I mean you're literally wearing her t-shirt So Karen goes well, I'm totally supportive of you and what you and Candace are doing and you know I always say like my drone businesses between you and Candace Okay, if you have an issue about coattails then my ties suggest you become an ambassador of a county of your own And Andy's like, but Jizzel's when he said things and Jizzel says well very held it down It was a breadwinner for Karen for years. That's the missing component with you in Candace

And he's like, did you all think I fucking lived under a goddamn bridge? You all act like I don't do nothing. Yes,'all want to perpetuate this narrative that I'm broke, that I can't do shit that I ain't been nothing. Yes, yes, in the end. I hate when he gets like that. He's so ridiculous. Sorry, and he's like, who's doing that exactly? Because everyone said that and around about way, right?

And so Chris is like, let's talk one second. You know, when Candice and I was dating, I had a house. So I paid her place and all a place. But I was not gonna pay a mortgage on an investment house for you and your mother until we were married. Oh wow, okay. So without anybody asking you, you just come on national TV

and admitted that you never fucking paid rent. You never paid rent, sir. You are literally riding on her coattails. Or at the very least, you've also just admitted that you are terrible with your her co-tails or at the very least you've also just admitted that you are terribly your money and why do you have a house and being rented in another place at the same time why why why purposely no one even asked you why are you offering that information home like man interrupt man

interrupt from now on when we talk about Ray being a bread winner we we revised that to say he is now the ham winner. Sorry, ham winner. Thank you very much. We are working on bread and now that we have Wi-Fi and sorry, people will be able to look up recipes. We're making three wick bread, but Chris goes, but because of that, everyone wants to think this mother-in-law is paying for my life. You just said she was paying for your rent, sir. They were more yet.

So then Andy's like, all right, well, let's go back to Surrey. Um, and Chris is just rosy cheeks and wasted back there, like not making any point. So Andy says, uh, you put Surrey on the mat, Karen. And she's like, well, I can report the tourism department is getting calls now. So maybe we will get something like a, I don't know, a bed and breakfast. Hi, Chris. Yes. But there is no department somewhere where nobody has anywhere to stay I know I know well you know baby steps baby steps you know we're very excited

because the tourism department's getting many phone calls I've been went from zero on account that there were no phone calls but we called up MCI and we said you better install a phone in that shack and that's what they did God damn it And now we're getting phone calls and next step is a bed and breakfast and just a bed and you know Forward And he's like, well did you get married to make Robin jealous Karen and she's like no I got remarried to make me see great jealous I don't like to punch down, you know?

So, um, hey, what was up with Michael and Juan? Not wearing their wedding rings. And Robin tells this, hers is kind of crazy. She says, oh, well, you know, I've said that early in our marriage, it was an NBA player and, you know, he was under bad influences and everything and he wasn't wearing it so I Eventually sold it because he didn't wear it. I was like whoa everyone's like whoa Wow

Wow, that's dark Yeah, I'm actually like well Michael doesn't wear his because he has a finger disease because deft you tight It's and if he puts it on it really hurts him. It's really only on his wedding finger And if he puts it on it really hurts him. It's really only on his wedding finger Unfortunately, but you know it inflames and the death you tied the light is Andy He's got Rebecca Desmond aitis and it's you know, it's the thing look it up So and he's like well, I did love seeing Juan being a peacemaker at the Valor Nuel Ashley you have to admit that Michael is the bigger offender in the few between the guys. I mean, he's much more rude to Chris and can't

as the grissets to you guys, you know, and she goes, well, I mean, I would say that Michael's beef is not with Chris. It's more about how, you know, aggressively Candace has come for him in the past. Yeah, so he goes for Chris, so he can do it man to man man and Chris is like, you know, if I get a good place, you know, with Michael, then we get to a good place, but if not, it's cool. I'm fine. You know what? Like, you want to pay my mortgage go for it. You know, what am I going to say about it? So then they get a break and Andy's like, listen, everybody, they need to reset. All right. And Chris, we just hear Chris go where's my tequila at? Yeah, and So then he's like, okay guys you guys all better because Nikki Minaj is coming. I mean I need to have a Minaj at Chwa right now because not Nicki Minaj. She's definitely not here So just step outside for 10 minutes while we wait for someone to walk into the onto the

set. Okay. And then we see Nikki blonde hair walking down the hall like it's they do it like it's a big surprise to us right. It's really like the opening of like good fellows or something like a long tracking shot of like Nicki Minaj going to the hallways do kitchens. Like do a lobby going to Starbucks coming back, coating up the elevator, going to the wrong floor, going down the floor, you know. Yeah, and then they walk around the set and one of the guys is like,

you need to hold my hand because it's a little squishy over here. So they, oh my god, I thought that was real concrete, right? Oh my god. I also, by the way, speaking of that, that flooring, at one point, Andy leaves the set and he, so funny because it's like fake grass, but then there's also fake flagstones within the fake grass. And you see Andy sort of like hopping from stone to stone as if like the grass is lava. It was like both very cute and also hilarious. He's like, can't fold, can't touch the grass, it's grass.

So everybody comes back and Andy says it's been a long season, but they saw stuff to do and he needs some tequila so could someone bring him something? Tequila! And then Nicki Minaj. But then here like, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, it sounded like a Jordan's death, Jordan's spark song where she hears walking. So then she's like, I'm here bitches. And they all go crazy.

And Andy goes, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Nicki Minaj as if he's like at the Grammys, but it's just like the crew, you know. Yeah, he's like Nicki Minaj, I'm ending in my chair. She's just looking at him like, okay, thanks. Go away now. Because he's just like hovering like, wow, lady, look at that. I'm giving her my jam. I'm going to go through my chair and then give it to her.

My jam. Okay, so we can have fun. She's like, I know I'm a store. I'm more famous than you are right now. Okay, so you don't tell me what to do. And then she's saying she goes, how long are you ladies? And they're like, hi, Niki. Okay, before we start, y'all, I want to tell you

that I wouldn't be here if I didn't love and respect all of you. So I'd love you from the beginning. And even though I have a job to do, just have fun with it. Okay, these questions are for me and my bobs. So she was like acting like, yeah, this is gonna be like totally fun and totally sweet. You guys just have fun with it. We're just have a fun time together. All right, yeah, I love seeing you with your boys, but to me, like you just had a baby

and you wanted to be home, like you didn't have no storyline. So is that why you were willing to be just outside kick and be shady with Wendy? That's like damn. Yeah, she just goes right in, she's, I mean, you didn't look that breath, that breath went down there for, you know,

to start some drama, you know, and to be more petty, to get more camera time, is that true? And even Candace, all of a sudden, Candace actually has, like, the fans ask, she goes, well, I mean, I think that she gave birth literally two weeks ago. I mean, then she should have stayed home.

It's like, well, she's got to go to work. And she's like, who, like, what did she say? She goes, who candy girl? She goes, who candy girl? She goes, whoa candy girl. And it's like, don't, don't, don't, next week. And then we see some stuff next week, but the best is going, all right, candy is sing. And candy is like, I just, I don't,

she's like, do it at Capella. She's like, I don't, I mean, if you're an artist, go ahead, do it. Lane canvases are afraid to sing a cappella. It's gonna be a huge clusterfuck next week. Huge huge it's gonna be so awkward. There would be so many awkward moments. Oh my god. It'll be it's gonna be interesting I feel like there'll be so many cringe cringe moments. Yeah, they're gonna really send it out on a high note cringe cringe moments. Yeah, they're going to really send it out on a high note. Well, that brings us to the end of parts three of the reunion. Yeah, thanks everyone for listening. Again, our schedule this week is that we'll do ultimate girls trip episodes two and three over the next two days. We're also going to have an interview with Darren and Liz from

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