Watch What Crappens - RHOP: The Slay! Man Islands

Episode Date: August 20, 2019

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breakdown. So go check those out and now welcome to watch a robber. Wow that was silky smooth Ronnie. What a silky smooth set of announcements. Well you know. Okay so bit fresh. You're fresh.

Yes Ronnie. What? You even have to say about today because today is real housewives of Potomac day. Wow. Potomac. I was so, I mean, I, I have been enjoying Potomac so much this season that I had to, before even the show began, I had to immediately run to Twitter and I made my official real housewives rankings based on the current, currently airing seasons or seasons that just ended and I was like let me see how this episode goes because I think this episode is gonna determine what my official rank is for Potomac amongst the entire

Real Housewives Ufra and Naturally, New York is number one. I mean obviously and I almost put Potomac as number two and Dallas is number three and then New Jersey is number four and then I put them in a three-way tie, because I was like, gosh, they had such good seasons. And like, just because Potomac is on now, like, it feels like, oh, it's definitely number two, because the other ones haven't been on in a while, so you sort of forget. So then I was like, that's why I was like, I'm going to do a tie.

And then I was like, no, but Potomac is so good. And then I made Potomac number two. I went two, three, four. And then I ultimately settled on Pot's why I was like, I'm gonna do a tie. And then I was like, no, but Potomac is so good. Then I made Potomac number two. I went two, three, four. And then I ultimately settled on Potomac and Dallas as tied. I don't know though, Potomac may still be number two. The point is, Potomac is so good that it is like number two to New York kind of right now. Wow, that's a lot of putting things in numbers. I know, because you know, I love doing that too, by the way.

You have a mind-king thing. It's an ordering and analyzing. But they're never committing to something, which is why I put things in numbers. I know, because you know I love doing that too, by the way. I love ranking things and ordering and analyzing, but then never committing to something which is why I put things in ties. I fully support that. I sit down in my high chair and I eat what I'm given. Okay? And then I say, I didn't starve, so I must have had a good mother.

That's it. That's how I judge things. But Tomic had like, you know, the first like, I would say half, or maybe even had like, you know, the first like, I would say half or maybe even like third of the season was fine. It was entertaining, but it wasn't totally amazing. It was sort of, it was sort of chugging along, had some fun episodes, had some sort of like downer episodes.

I feel like the episode with Ashley and Karen and like a room full of salt was sort of like the low point. And then almost like that was the low point we needed to get to because then after that the show just was like, okay, we're kicking into high gear. And then every episode since it's kind of just been absolutely amazing, including, and perhaps culminating with this week's episode. Well, this show has a lot in common with the other housewives shows in that it needs to be together. The people need to be together. The cast. It's not really fun watching Michael on his stupid bike. It's like no one wants to start

grandpa on his standalone bike while his wife walks around trying to be sexy. No one these Karen walking around an empty house, you know, with Matt. Right. You know, just like I think, to sell actually kind of wins in these, because at least she has children that are like cute and sweet and fine. Like the best children of Bravo. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't need to see a pregnant lady, pregnanting. I don't need to see all that. But when they're together, I have a good time. Well, and also, by the way, the common denominator between New York, Dallas, and this show, and even now, now New Jersey, is that these women are really like, they kind of don't give a

fuck. They are not trying to protect any images, which is what we're seeing on, I think, the lower end, which is really Beverly Hills in Atlanta. I think we're now seeing those women really trying to sort of like give us stories that they think are interesting and also to protect their brands and promote them. And I think with these top-tier ones, these women just are like, whatever. I'm just gonna be who I am because I don't give a shit anymore.

Yeah, that don't care. When you start in the gutter, it's an easy place to grow flowers from. You know what I mean? That is, or to capture little children with sell boats. Yes. The it clown is very entertaining and he comes from a gutter. That is, or to capture little children with sailboats. Yeah, yes. The it clown is very entertaining, and he comes from a gutter.

Okay, let's never be a clown. Be like, wow, these women are a lot. Yeah. And you guys is like, I'm not going to terrorize you, but I'm extremely bored Beverly Hills, okay? Not even coming up there out of the gutter. Pennywise, you're dumb and you're stupid.

Pennywise is a penny and... Pennywise, what are you doing? You're telling us about a cash up to France again. I'm trying to have lunch this time. Not gonna get me this time, Pennywise. So let's start flying to Karen Huber and Pennywise by the way. Yeah. Pennywise turned into a giant spider Oh, it's money brand I didn't have spider in me did you Would you like to try my sentence called La Clown? Like her new year So we open with her

Sorry, you're just going to deal with me. I like it So we start with some Beverly Hills music to remind us that this show is basically always in debt. Thank you. Thank you. I was like, I'm not gonna announce it again because I feel like every episode I'm like, they played the Beverly Hills music. I'm like, I'm not gonna say it. And then you did it. Like, my heart is swelling right now. I just want this whole cast to show up for the reunion, wearing dresses to other people already wore it. Like, hand me down. Because what is the budget on this show? Like, Beverly Hills music? Secretly my jam but still it's like reserved for Beverly Hills and possibly

still it from Casino Morango commercials. Same composer. Tricks and Monacles getting so pissed that now like Bravo is reaching out to other people. Much like how House Hunters has like gone rid of the announcer or the narrator. Not cool. Oh my god, I hadn't heard that. Oh, that's one thing I'll go march in the streets for. I mean, yeah, we're living in some precarious times and we've got marches for everything. And honestly, I've been a little lazy. I've happened into a couple of the girls marches like the feap the pussy hat marches and I've marched in those mostly because they were between a hotel and the McDonald's but you know what I did so some pride in those but I'll definitely march for the house central side to be brought back

on what kind of world are we living in. Yeah I watched an episode on Friday night and she said, Nari, a word. I was like, what is happening? Anyway, so yeah, we started Beverly Hills music and I was like mad and happy at the same time. And then the episode really begins with Giselle hanging out with her daughter Angelina Dora who as I said before are like two of like the most virtuous, wonderful people on Bravo. And I always get scared when they're on this show.

I'm afraid they're going to be corrupted, but so far so good. And I'm happy for them. Well, I think what's really happening with this positive here is that she's also not really raising the children. She's never home. And it's evident because when she is home, she's doing that thing.

My dad used to do after business trips when he'd be gone And well first off my mom would be like god damn it. You're always the hero because you're never here I'm always the bitch, you know We're just I mean, you know both things can be true and then he would come in and just like have like a little airplane He got at the airport and then he would dance around and he's like look at me I'm the fun dad and he would like be dancing and that's how I can tell tell Jacelle's never there and he's like, look at me. I'm the fun dad. And he would like to be dancing. And that's how I can tell, tell Jacelle's never there because she's like dancing around.

And she's got has jelly beans and doing that to children like is that what Pennywise I don't want I don't I'm not gonna watch it that's too scary for me I'm just assuming that's what Pennywise does like dances around and gives jelly beans and kills children right I think he just pretty much eats children from a from a great in the in the streets but he's she is kind of Pennywise and that she's very terrifying. It's like she looks fun

because she looks like a fun clown, but then she's ripping you limb from limb. Come over to this great right now. Wah. I've jelly beans. I have just, remodeled the sewer system. Every clown beauty yeah, just remodel the sewer system

Careful I'm a show that would actually be a story a lot. Well, I found a flip. It's a sewer system Always dreamed of living in the sewer system and now I have the confidence children who were a system. And now I have the confidence, ah, the children. That's why Sherman broke up with me. Yeah. So, yeah, so she's, she's trying to like show some sort of product to her daughters who like seem about as interested in it as we are. They're like, and she's like, well, I know I have not been spending a lot of time with you. But good news. I'm leaving again to the Cayman Islands because Robin decided to have a trip there. And then we see like a flashback to that open house where

the women stopped squabbling for a second for Robin to hand out like dossiers, dossiers about like, or itineraries about like we're going to the Cayman Islands. The first group of people to go to the came in islands without money to hide. I'm like, what the waste of a trip. I know. So a Monique of course can't go on the cast trip because she's pregnant. So they decide they decide like, oh, maybe we'll take Katie instead, which by the way great choice based on this episode. Great choice so far. Yes, and at this point in shooting, Katie has gone completely loopy on social media and is putting all of her business out on social media about losing her kids.

And there's a bunch of really weird Instagram lives happening around this time where people are like, is she on drugs? What's wrong with her? She's obviously losing her mind. Is it a manic state or is it drugs? What is going on with Katie? You know, what's wrong with her she's obviously losing her mind is it a manic state or is it drugs what is going on with Katie you know what's a little druggy although I think the person who said it best was our friend Ira which we did out that basically Katie is having a Kelly Ben Simone meltdown on the Cayman Islands I was like that's what it is she has a case of Ben Simone yes she's getting

some Ben Simone going on she's getting Kelly yeah there. Katie. I know it's actually like a little concerning It's a no the thing that makes me not feel bad is that she's been lucid enough or as we'll see later She's lucid enough to say some really hilarious Take downs of Ashley. So I'm like well, she's not totally gone. So I don't feel totally bad You know, there's just something weird about her. And it's not just the wig. It's like her face. Her face looks different.

She's completely out of it. Yeah, something's going on with Katie. So keep well over there, Katie. We love you. Okay? Keep it together. And guess what? I know that this is a job, but there are better places

to heal than on national television. Okay? Yeah. So yeah, try starting a podcast, like how much Ronnie and I have grown. Look how much more mature I am now. Yeah, drop three. Well, you know, it's actually, okay, sorry,

one little side thing. It is funny, one of our listeners, Michael Horn, he's one of our frequent mailback contributors. He tweeted at me because he was going through like the archives of BSI blog, and he like unearthed the first article I ever wrote about the real house was of New York 10 years ago and

It was hilarious because I was such a judgey bitch I mean, I'm still a judgey bitch, but the way I was like like March 2008 I still hadn't even come out of the closet So there's probably all sorts of weird like self-loathing going on inside me. And so, the entire thing was like, these women all think that they're rich, but they're a new-the-reach. And let me show you exactly how they're a new-the-reach.

They'll never fit into society. Look at Ramona, she thinks she's arrived. Well, guess what? She hasn't, she is new-the-reach. I mean, I was like, I was like, a count as the way on myself. You were exiled to the new money. Yeah, so that's my long way of saying that this podcast has helped me grow, I was like, I was like, a count as the way I myself. You were against the new money. Yeah, so that's my long way of saying that

this podcast has helped me grow, I think. You know, one of your recaps I read back when I started writing for TV Gazem, you were recapping Survivor. And you said something like, this is now the season of Fat Jews. And I don't know why, but that has been. That was just so in your face, rude.

And I've never stopped laughing on it. And that was like 13 or 14 years ago. I am so horrified about like the things that I thought were funny and snarky when I was like twenty four and which again I was again there's like a lot of self-loading so i was probably projecting a lot of shit that i felt uh... which i still do to this day proudly but i think it was like it's

when you're called itself loading in a specific type i mean representative errand shock and so the like i am like i am i guess and i already i just apologize in advance for anyone who wants to go up and pull up things to try to cancel me or whatever I apologize in advance That shit was funny. I'm sorry. I still think of it all the time I'm blushing over here. So they're going to the Cayman Islands and Robin's like look. I don't usually get a break Like yeah, we know Robin you took eight months to flip a thousand square foot house. Okay, your usually get a break. Like, yeah, we know. Robin, you took eight months to flip a thousand square foot

house, okay? Your life is a break. Only what the hell you think you've been doing over there. Yeah, I know. Like, what happened to a PR? Is that what you said last week? What happened to a PR job? Yeah.

But then I realized that I'm like wondering about Robin. And then before I know it, I'm like a sleep on a cold pizza. You know, I'm like, what happened? Damn before I know it I'm like a sleep on a on a cold pizza. You know, I'm like, what happened? Damn it. Were you overthinking Robin again? I've been thinking about Robin. Did you think about me too? Yeah, I'm making those sleep tapes that like put you to sleep when you're on a vampy end. White noise. Yes, just Robin going, I'm robin i'm making a house what do you think between this time and that time

fuck phone just robin residing historical speeches four score and seven years ago what i'm asleep that i'm out of house to flip so anyway so yeah so yeah robin needs a break as we do we all. So, but she's still annoyed at Jazell, by the way, could just all stormed into her open house and was like being crazy towards Monique, like truly right at the moment she stepped in. So, Robin's annoyed and is carrying the rudge of the game, came nine islands. Yes, we could be called the gay man islands after watching this, So Robbins annoyed and is carrying the rudge to the game came nine islands.

Also, you called the gay man islands after watching this because I feel like this I feel like all the game in America watching this were just like having the best night ever. Yeah, you know, it wasn't like that when I went there the came an island. You you went there? Yeah, I went there on my I'm not cruise with my parents. Oh, wow. Yeah, so maybe it's one of those things where you're with your parents that just kind of kills it, no offense parents.

But I was like, this isn't where I went. Where I went, there were a bunch of key chains and t-shirts, and then when you got to the gates, the people would be like, don't go out there. It was like, okay. I was like, okay. Try this or it's rec stomping around. Yeah.

That's what they made it sound like. So now for our next scene, Mike's on bikes, yikes. Hmm, Mike's on bikes. Yeah, so Michael is on his pyloton. He's figured out how to do it, Shane and Duol. He's on there just like huffing and puffing and sweating. Yeah, don't miss out on that. Like no one needs to see you doing that.

Okay, it's gross. He's like all sweaty and then he's like a little kid trying to balance even though the bike doesn't move. He's trying to balance with his tongue. Like his tongue's always sticking out of his mouth. As someone with bad balance, I can empathize. But like you said, I would not allow myself to be filmed with bad balance on a peloton.

That's for sure. Yeah, you just know that's what he does. You know that he like ties his shoes and his tongues out. It's like, put your tongue in. Your tongue is not helping you tie your shoes. So Ashley comes in, she's afraid she's getting sick because she's needs five times in a row. And then Michael in response,

just lets out this disgusting, Flemmi cough. I was like, this scene is really off to a bad start I know you want to have a weezing challenge alright. Let's let's compare within who's lungs Oh I'll tell you what's in my lungs Business deals that are going through on account of me not being a homosexual because of business and vanilla folders Hmm very thin that, sweet heterosexual year. When you're a heterosexual, you have a sitting in the middle of a privilege, and that privilege

means that sometimes you forget about toxins in the air. So actually it's like that was so stressful when everyone was calling you gay. I really need to go somewhere and keep you some time alone To possibly be gay if that's what's going on here. Hmm. This trip couldn't come at a better time And where are those came in islands again? That in Southeast Asia. Yeah, she wasn't sure where they are Yeah, so she's saying how there's gonna be a notical theme party so she tries on this like sexy sailor costume and he's like oh boy That's very sexy baby my heterosexual instincts are telling me that I'm aroused right now which I am if I were a bell I'd be dingin

Wow, I don't know what makes me harder you in that sale outfit or me thinking about business deals and such So she's dancing around in her little $5 sexy nurse outfit that she got on Amazon and she's like We can finally get our freak show on do you know what I'm saying and he's like Baby concentrating on the bike I'm training on the bike. Oh, no, I think I'm cheetah ring over. Here we go. I'm fooling on fooling. So Katie is mad because I mean Ashley is mad because she hasn't seen Katie since they

sold the restaurant to Brett, which now I'm confused about because then later she's saying she didn't sell the restaurant to Brett and that's a big fight. So I'm not really sure if we're forgetting what our fights are or if this is just all shot out of order. I'm not really sure. But I think it's just that it was a tenuous thing to be angry about in the first place. So therefore it's hard to track it. Yeah. So basically she's like she's tapping me in the back. And Michael says she's stepping with a blunt knife and it's a wasted time. If she just has to make stuff up to hang out with those nasty girls, then let it do... A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- long-hot object you know what I'm saying? Well she needs to look at her own life before making assessments about me and what I got going on over here, cut to Michael.

Struggling on the back, his eyes popping out and his tongue hanging out. He's basically just on the ground with like one foot on the pedal going around in circles. As she goes, Katie and I were foraging a friendship or so I thought. Forging. I just imagine she and Katie just like out in the forest trying to find friendship. And then she's like, you know, like I tried to learn about Katie. I tried to bond with her. They just show a flashback to Ashley and Katie in that costume shop with like nipple tassels just sewing your swing around.

I was like the evidence of their friendship and their bonding. Yeah, it was sad. It's time for commercial. It's time for it. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasive.

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I know. So Karen shows up with the chiropractor. And Monica's like, oh, looking like a goddess. And the nurse just turns and looks at both of them like you're both trash. Get out of here. Yeah, who comes to the chiropractor dress like either of you. So Monique wants to keep her job, but she's also pregnant. So she's like, okay, my shooting days will all be my doctor's appointments. Okay, I've got to leave the house

anyway. So let's just fight. Let's just fight the doctor. I don't, I don't even care anymore. It turns out to be a great idea because watching Karen's face while she sits in this chiropractic session is hilarious. I mean, every time the chiropractor adjusted Monique or like move the table, Karen just kept on making these faces and just getting startled. I mean, she was more afraid of this chiropractic table than she was getting on a motorcycle. Well, because it really puts, it really shows you what they do to you. It's like bang, dang, because your shoulder blade, bang, dang, because your other shoulder blade, up goes your pelvis. It's like getting Roy out of bed in the morning, you know?

Like, I'm kind of putting it all back together. Yeah, it's pretty aggressive. I went to the car park to twice this spring and I was like, oh my goodness, that was very short and intense and I feel much better and it's been 10 minutes and I am back to where I was. Well, I think it's wonderful. Let's see if I can share it with a pregnant team. But I gotta go to the car, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, okay, nice meeting you Karen, we're down here, she's, oh, very nice meeting you.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. I just like a goddess to see this. Mmm, security, get this man out of my table room. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. That's how she does her car, right? Okay, I want you to lie down there. Okay, now relax. Well, I want you to lie down there. Okay, now relax. Well, I fix your back.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Now hold on, I have to go on Instagram to thank all my followers for supporting me while I fix your back.

This is my right. So, Monique, it's like you're excited for the trip? I mean, what are we gonna just... I'm glad I don't have to go because it's gonna be hot. You know, it's just gonna be fighting and heat. And Karen's like, well, if we have any serious discussions, I'll listen, but if not, I will not be participating. I'm not in the screaming matches. I'm very disappointed with Jacelle and Robin, so I'll tell do that much. I'm not in the screaming matches but I am in a match. My favorite song of all time is by the crash estimate. Great song, great.

And Monique's like, yeah as much as I love some of these women, I really don't need to be trapped on an island with Jacelle. Okay, stress can give you issues. Like, Jacelle could stress me out so bad my babies aren't could come out backwards. Okay, I'm not going, I'm not going on this trip. Yeah, and Karen thinks that old Jacelle is back. I don't think that new Jacelle ever arrived personally, but she thinks that old Jacelle is back and she goes well they got back to me that jazel had attacked my choice to go on Instagram and thank those who had sent their condolences to me and my family instead of going to a bar and shaking titties with her okay so Karen is now gonna be

mad at something that happened like in week one yeah I know I know what you're about yeah and by the way like got back to her like a long time ago It's weird this New Orleans trip all the random little grudges that are keep coming out of it that I'm like wait You guys are still mad about this like the Amistad thing like what's happening? Yeah, that was their Florida trip Wait, they went to Florida this trip. Yeah, she's also. Yes, they went to Florida first and then they went to Didn't they went to wait didn't they go to Florida or is this my mind remember I thought they went to Florida and then they went to New Orleans and now they're going to the Caribbean. The point is this they went to

humid places yes and it will make it always crazy so Karen goes oh just out she's a low life She's low fruit low fruit Okay, now I'm going crazy maybe they didn't go to Florida. Sorry everybody with better memories in us because I know we're making people crazy listening But yeah, she's like she's low live. She's low fruit. Low. She's cabbage low She is a low apple on an apple tree that has not grown very tall. That's what she is Mmm. That is a potato if I've ever seen one. Oh, look at that. Someone left a cantaloupe on the floor. It must be just a little fruit. Mmm.

A zebra doesn't change its stripes and that Robin's house is the same old zebra. Zebra shaped apple. Mmm. the same old zebra zebra shaped apple hmm she goes and let me tell you there are ways to make it stop and I know how I'm sure of it so would you sir low fruit low fruit what would be the lowest fruit to me though I guess right to me those are pretty low I don't I mean melons don't melons grow out of the ground Yeah, so melons melons melons count melons are fruits, but like you know olives are high

Yeah, I think melons I feel like up and then instantly regretted that shit. Yeah, I think melons are on the ground. Okay, so I feel like those are the ones. They're so good. I don't want to make jizzella melon. They're delicious. Jizzella, well, this is the most important thing. I know it's not a potato, but I'm going to just

make jizzella potato. Well, can we just like also like not overlook the fact that Karen just basched the idea. It's supposed to be low hanging fruit, which is that it's an easy joke, easy whatever to do. But she botched it and just turned it into just low fruit and then used it in the wrong context. So between the low fruit and Ashley forging for a friendship, there's a lot of one

with nature mixed metaphors happening. Yeah, there's a lot of Karen English today. Okay. So now we go to the airport for this Cayman Islands thing. And this surprised me because Jazeel and Ashley were checking in at the kiosks and Karen's like, oh, you didn't check in at a time. How antiquated, what an antiquated device you're using. I faxed in my check and form.

Mmm. And Robin's telling us, sometimes you just want a trip where you can relax and have fun, which is why I'm still relaxing and not leaving for the airport. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you realized the most relaxing way to have this trip with the girls

was to actually not go on it. Yeah. And then Canvas drops our purse, which for some reason is a huge scene. I guess you realized the most relaxing way to have this trip with the girls was to actually not go on it. Yeah. And then Canvas drops her purse, which for some reason is a huge scene. Yeah. I, and also oddly satisfying too, because you know it like Bobbiter or quite a bit, you know, and you know that Dorothy was watching at home saying like, I told her she should have tied it up closer.

Me, me, I'm not there, you sound just my town. I'm surprised like 45 little square shaped napkins and come spilling out. So then we see Robin talking about how Kate Corrid Katie is having a horrid custody battle over the kids and she's not really herself. So she's just glad Katie can come out and have some fun. Meanwhile, Katie is in that like, you know, witness protection wig. Yeah. She's still back in it. And by the way, Delta Airlines will have no part of this entire show and they have like not released Bravo to use their logo in

the background. So they're all walking around the airport was just like this like this blur all around them, which is hilarious. Because Delta like allows their logo on like every reality show. Yeah, but Katie, I think Katie's not helping this one because her wig is pulling a Karen and it's just going all over the place and she can't keep it on. It's like she's trying to put a wig on a bowling ball. Like it won't say there's nothing for it to hook, too. Yeah, it's loose. It's a loose wig. So yeah, Robin is still like like they're getting closer to playing. Robin is still nowhere to be found. And Karen starts doing an Instagram story. She's like, Robin, we're at the DC Airport waiting for you behind her to get here.

A lot of love for that. A lot of love for checking in. If you know what I mean, when I'd like to thank you, Commodore X X 0 0 296 for what you said about my parents. Just in case this is used against RelayDroid, according to. Jus-Zal! Yeah! So everyone's like on the plane and they're like, where's Robin?

So we've seen this happen on like a million real housewives vacations. They get on the plane and someone's running late and like, where is the person and then we have a commercial break and we get back from commercial, they get on the plane. Rob and really I did herself because she did not get on the plane, she did not show up. I think the last time that happened was when Kim Richards didn't show up for like a flight to Hawaii, right?

Didn't that happen one time? And it was like Kyle like heading out. Yeah, and there was also the time Kim Richards waited, made Paul and Adrian wait for like two hours to go on the private plane. Right, yeah because she was like driving in traffic and like she had an issue with like her mirror or something like that. Yeah, so I'm trying. You can tell in the guy here.

Okay, so next we get to the dancing on the dancing. Everyone's dancing around and having fun. And she's like, well, I'm the Creole Queen. So until Robin gets here, I'm the Creole Queen, so until Robin gets here, all be the Caribbean Queen, and then I'll give her her hat when she gets here raw. And everyone's like, oh, shocker, it's just all trying to see. Katie's trying to decide whether she's going to be looking out the front of her face or the back of her head today. She just keeps turning her wig.

I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah. And she's all fine. I was like, kitty, what is this wig? Did it just die? Yeah. It's not a love. But it's moving a lot.

Yeah. And Candice is like, I don't even hate Ashley enough to give her that wig that bad. So Karen's like, what's with that drum on your head? This has been two years, just now get a new one and look who's talking. Even I got a new one. See? She's referring to her Liza Manelli, you know, leg commercial. Yeah, she's like, she's sort of got like a like a bleach blonde Robin meets Liza Manelli situation going on right now.

Sorry, I was drinking some of the loose, I was like, I was like, I think Ronnie was like offended by the fact that I, that I solid Liza Manelli that way. Liza Manelli gets mixed with Noah and not even Robin. And by Robin, I mean, Robin, the singer, not Robin. Robin. You know what, first when I used to call it the lives of an Ellie wig I felt kind of bad because what did liza do? You know right but then she actually showed up on watch what happens live in the liza wig and a t-shirt dress Like liza wore why isn't Ellie did?

Uh-huh wow and a t-shirt dress like a man's dress shirt as a dress and then tights under Wow Wow, well, I-shirt dress. Like a man's dress shirt as a dress and then tights under. Wow, wow. I'm gonna check that. Welcome to Gay History, okay. So, yeah. So then they arrive and they decide to call Robin and of course Robin's totally late. She's like,

I make no excuses, I accept total responsibility, but here's your instructions. Ashley, you are the boss of the trip because you've gone through so much, I want you to feel grand. So you're gonna share the presidential suite with me. And Jacelle's like, I'm getting kicked out, duh. Yeah, because Robin is still mad at Jacelle.

So she's getting back at her by not only not allowing her to share the presidential suite, but then on top of that, she jazel and caron share room and she turns ashley into the deputy hostess of the trip yes a jazel is really she's really not happy about this yes uh... and uh... jazel's like i'm still a lot annoyed i'm still waiting for her who I'm assuming she's talking about

Ashley who she talking about here, which is like I'm still waiting for her to look back on that night and say that was totally inappropriate Maybe Karen because they have like a beef in the first half of this episode. I don't know I mean I feel like the Giselle feels that way about a lot of people I mean she's probably feels that way about like the person who delivered her postmates, you know She's like I'm still angry That she did not include enough napkins in that order from Fat Berger. She did not tell me that to get a straw I had to order a straw. How am I supposed to drink this now without a straw? So while they're hanging out in the lobby,

I mean, one of the traditions of this cast is that they like to fight in lobbies. So Candice gets the ball rolling and she's like, so, uh, Jacelle, Karen, like maybe now would be a really good time to have a bonding moment and get over your shit. So we're in a lobby. People are looking at us. Have a fight.

And she's like, both of these women have been talking cash money about each other. I'm like, I don't know really what that means, but okay. So in to the cells, like, I was told from this girl, Karen, nah, you have a problem with me, yeah. Yeah, and Karen brings up New Orleans about the whole situation. And just like, well, Robin and Candace told me that you have an issue with me and Karen says well I

heard you saying she's on Instagram and Katie is like yeah no well we saw that you're on Instagram and Karen goes when I have a ride to do that I have a ride to go on Instagram. I was just on there saying thank you for the people sending condolences Mmm, and then it cuts to what she was doing and she's like, oh, yes, I love braids Yes, I love South Africa. Oh my goodness. Happy guys. I've ever found a pot holder that you just could not resist putting your hand into Oh I want to say thank you to all the pot holders who saved my hands over the years

So just like well, I think you were lying and you're like, oh, well, you know that's the time it was very close to me bearing my father and I can do what I want. She's like, oh my god. Um, security. So I was like, I do not want to stay with her. Change my room, please. Change my room. Well, you said that if I, if we did not want to attend an event we could opt out

So I opted out so I could be with my admirers who were supporting me to a very difficult time I just lost my box of rubber bands and now it's gonna keep my papers together. What? What I ask you what? Pick something else Karen, pick something else. Ah, that's not working for you Karen Ah, it's like you are a liar. Mmm. I think the good people of Instagram. Mmm. You are a phony. Alright, you set me up to do that, and then you let them say,

what do you mean I set you up? What the fuck even talking about? She's like, I lost my parents! Like these two are ridiculous. Yeah, it's crazy. Just I bowed out to thank the people on Instagram and I will do it again. Okay. Yes. So now Candace is time to be a hypocrite.

She's like, um, this is a lobby. This is a lobby. I'm like, uh, okay. You just screamed at people during, um, a hate event, which I don't know, there were neighbors there. So that counts for something. Yeah. And then you's great at somebody. Did she go after somebody at that charity event?

Maybe she didn't. No, they were just gossiping at the charity event, but you know, she's just, you know, Candace is just never, you know, she made a scene in her husband's restaurant and she has consumed a lot of little napkins and she made a fool of herself in front of Dr. Ken. So, you know, she has bad dreams. She made people go to a wedding. It's not right.

And Candace is like, didn't we already do this in a lobby and then we get a lobby in France last year when we were sprouting and yelling at each other. And then me and Wale Katie just any their drinking her drink. She's like like whatever. Just trying to get through this vacation that she seems like she barely even wants to be on. And the white people are staring. We then cut to like three white people just staring at them like oh geez. And can this is like well I'm too old to be yelling in the lobby. You two are matriarchs.

You're screaming and carrying on and it's too much. And she's like, oh, you've been the violent, aggressive one to me. And I got Stad your monkey ass right now because you're liar, Juzella. I was like, I feel uncomfortable watching this. I know. And Juzella's like, uh, change my room, sir, change my room. And she's like, well, for herself to talk about friendship, she obviously has no clue. Yeah, exactly. And she's like, she's trying to blame me for not understanding that her

parents died, and Candace is like, well, that's her feeling. And you know, she's sensitive. I'm sensitive to,. It's extremely difficult to be friends with Karen, probably the hardest thing in the world. I'm like maybe not quite as hard as losing both of your parents the same year. So I don't know. And she's like, I'm working very hard to be a better person. So it does hurt me that these supposed friends of mine don't even notice. It'd be nice to have acknowledged it. I'm like, you've been nothing but an asshole. Could you please name one time you've shown any work done?

You're a soulful of it. You've literally not changed it all. Yeah, not at all. So then we go up to the presidential suite, etc. So Ashley's like alavanting around there and it's nice. And then Katie is like, FaceTiming with Jacob, because she misses him and then Karen's FaceTiming with Monique who's just like,

she's like, girl, I just keep on overheating. So that's the Monique update. She just hot all the time up here and we. And then Jacelle is doing an insta-live of herself running on the beach. Just reminding us all how stupid we all look, taking Instagrams of ourselves, running down the beach. We've all been there.

And Robin is still at the airport, and she's just going through it. She's like, no, I'm gonna make a New Year's resolution to be more on time. I'm like, you don't have to wait until New Year's. Like, don't give yourselves two more months to be late. Just start now. Start now, you missed a flight, okay?

I know, and it's not an early New Year's resolution. It's a really late one. Okay. That should happen. They're in lies. The problem. So then Ashley and Tiselle go hang out on the beach and a door calls and Tiselle has that wringer. I just hate this wringer. And I hate when people use it. It goes, ringering like a real telephone. Don't do that on the beach. And there are always the that the I just hate this ringer. I hate when people use it. It goes ringering like a real telephone Don't do that on the beach and there always the that the real telephone ring is like really loud To louder than all the other ringers. I don't know why they do that because it's for older people who aren't used to cell phones

Yeah, I think and they're like they don't get it if they just hear music They're like that's cream trucks outside You know they have to like an actual ringer. My, actually my ringtone is a phone ringer, but it's not that ringer. It's an office phone ringer as the one that they use on 24 at C2U. So like, what I like about it is that it's a reference

to one of my favorite shows, but it's also like a normal ringtone. It's not crazy. And office phones, I feel like have a more pleasant ring than like home phones, you know what I'm saying? Yes, yeah, because they're meant to sound quiet in the office. P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- Plastic Mine is our famous song from watch it crap in BAAAARGH! It's like from I'm a girl or something

The BASIS! I'm a GOO! I'm a GOO! I'm a GOO! GOO! Tricky Monical In a couple of these songs. Yeah. I've got an unboxing string to you, but at least it's not a real ring Well, I also like that you have for your text tone. You have I'm just Lee and Locke and I'm like, oh, DONG! There! DONG! I'll be with Ronnie and then I was on here Oh good times guys Yeah, so just else like well being a single mom is hard But I don't use my stress of being a single mom as an excuse to be a shit head to my girlfriends

I'm like Karen I'm like just Karen! I'm like, just, I'll, please do not, like, listen, Karen is ridiculous. I will always give you that. She is ridiculous. She always will be ridiculous. But I'm also not going to try to like, one up, like, her losing two parents, okay, with, like, uh, but I'm, like, I don't, I'm not a shit out to my parents, not to my friends,

because I, because I'm doing a Karen voice, but just don't do that yourself, okay? Just let the woman, morning, what, takes two years. Just let her be her crazy self. Yeah, so Ash is like, well, I'm trying to play nice, but it didn't or I need to yell at Katie, so how should I go about that? Basically, let's fly out tonight's fight. So it just sounds like, well, when she said

that you don't own that restaurant, whoa, and then Jacob corroborated it and actually it's like yeah, of course he did because he's her meal She's her meal to she's his meal ticket, but I tried to be friends with her I did like I had a hard time opening up and then I started to open up with her I'm like, okay, you're not getting dumped on the bachelor Can we please stop with your oh I took my walls down for my friend. You shot with the girl. The poor thing was stuck shooting on a day where all this shit was coming out about you.

What was she supposed to do? You gave that girl a terrible shooting day. So I know what you're bragging about. Exactly. Also, like, Jacelle, it's funny when Jacelle was talking about, like, well, when she said about the restaurant, I was like, you know, Jaceell is acting like she wasn't eating it up when Katie was talking about this.

And second of all, as comes up later in the episode, Katie wasn't like saying things that were above and beyond the vibe of what everyone else was saying. You know, everyone else was also, everyone was just piling in with, well, this is what I heard and this is what I heard and Katie's like, yeah, and this is what I heard. And also, like the restaurant thing is like,

you sold your restaurant, like, what is Ashi want? Like, you sold the restaurant, like, why are you upset? Why are you upset that Katie talked that you sold the restaurant, you know? And why are you saying that you didn't sell a restaurant? It's like, why do you need to lie about it? Yeah, exactly. So, Ashi wants to confront

Katie tonight at dinner and Jacelle's like, well, maybe wait until tomorrow, because I have a confrontation with Karen plan for tonight, it's so dumb. Ashi's like, but how can I just sit there and Jacelle's like, you're right, especially if she's wearing that wig, it has to come off her head. So Katie calls Candace and she's like, hey, it's Katie, I'm going to

come to your room. Cool. She's like, okay. So everybody goes downstairs and they're already for dinner and they're waiting for Candace. And Katie's like, oh, I forgot. I told her I was going to go to her room and I didn't go. Which is hilarious. I'm just like, oh, you lied. And Katie's like, no, I didn't lie, I just forgot. And Ashley goes, well, it wouldn't be the first time if you did. And I was like, ooh, okay, okay. Yeah, she's like, what does that mean? She's like, well, you've said a lot of things about me and my husband and blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah. And so maybe you want to talk about those lies, would you want to lie about it again, fire face? Yeah. Katie's like, not true. and you want to lie about it again, fire face. Yeah, Katie's like not true. And you said that my, it was gay, it was a little little little little. And Karen just does like that thing. She versus her lips like, oh, Lord, the facts machine is broken again.

Mm. I hate my ghost on the fritz. You said that Jacob said that my co-askay. She goes, so what? It's not saying anything about you. And what I said was I had a different perspective because of what Jacob said, you know, yeah, but you're adding fuel to the fire and then you called me stupid and just like well You do have to own what you say so I don't think I did call her stupid cut to you being like she's stupid

Just blatantly saying us ashes like I tried to be your friend. I let you into my life I tried to open up to you and then you go and tell me about the shit I never said that or said Katie's like well, what did I say and then just cut the caran who's like How can I burst my lips anymore? Big purse big big big purse thing right now. La-Dom Well, I was uh, what are you talking about? Like, you said the owner was the head chef now and that he bought you out.

And she said, I told you I was taking step back, physically, we own it. And I don't talk about ownership. And you shouldn't talk about ownership. If you don't know anything about it. She's like, oh, I, Jesus, God, I just said that you weren't as stressed because the head chef bought you out.

What is the big deal? I don't understand why Ashley is like cares enough to get into the minutiae of the technicalities of like the ownership. And when she said basically, we still own the restaurant, I thought that was a weird thing to say, basically. I don't know. I just don't, like, there's some weird shadiness going on

because there's no shame in saying, yeah, so we sold it to this guy like I don't like to see like like what's my what's going on? It's like a cheetah brand restaurant. What's he doing now so they can concentrate on that instead of the fat the Michael gay stuff You know, right which if you don't want to fight about your husband being gay in every single scene then stop bringing it up in every single Scene like this is something that could be over now and God I wish it was So Katie's like, you know, I don't care about the restaurant and no one does either. That's why no one goes there up in every single scene. Like this is something that could be over now and God I wish it was. So Katie is like, you know what? I don't care about the restaurant and no one does either. That's why no one goes there. She's like, well, is there something you want to apologize for Katie? She's like, what? And she goes, calling her stupid or dumb and she goes, no, you are stupid and you are dumb. And then ask me while Karen just turns to like someone and goes, I'd like to know what

the dinner table is. Mmm. Asher, he's like, oh please, you're like you're letting some unemployed man live in your house that you've known less than a month. You need to fill the void in your heart, not the void between your legs, okay honey? And like she's going crazy and Katie's just like on three vikin' and a bad wig. Like, she just does not care, you know? Yeah, she's just like, just because I'm not married

to an 80 year old, like, dot, dot, dot. And she's like, bitch, you what if you could? I'm like, I don't think she would be. And well, she did have a Russell Simmons flame, though. That's for sure. Yeah, and so Katie's like, ugh, I need a new one. Other than stupid and dumb, what else is there? You're so fake.

And Ashley's like, you can't run your farm and you hide from adulthood. Oh, okay, so now she's just not enough of an adult. I mean, at least it's her farm. So Karen, of course, automatically takes Katie's side because she hates Ashley. So she's basically saying, you know, Katie is going through a crazy custody battle right now,

so maybe we should give her a break, you know, which is true because it's like you see that Katie is fully unraveling. So it's weird that Ashley's coming so hard and it just doesn't seem, I hate that idea that like Ashley goes after the person who throws fuel on the fire as opposed to the people who started the fire. okay? Yes. Oh my god, another way to talk about something this flaming. I mean, you just can't escape it. And also Katie's been doing all of this breakdown, just breaking down on social

media, so they've been watching it. And it's like, yeah, don't go after that one. You know, give her some time. Yeah. So, um, Cand Canvas is like, can we quell the yelling before we get to the table, please? I'm just so close. Ain't that the pot calling the pot pot? Yeah. Mm. So that was different.

We were in my house. Yeah. So they sort of like separate for a moment to cool down, and then they reconvene at the restaurant, and like half the people order the sea bass, the Chilean sea bass, also known as Patagonia Dutfej. And so like first like I think like actually orders the sea bass and Karen goes, the sea bass will follow for me.

It's a follower. I just excuse me. I need to go on to Instagram and thank all my sea basses for supporting me right now. This is my Instagram profile. It's my latest picture. I would appreciate it if you would take that sea my Instagram profiles, my latest picture. I would appreciate it if you would take that sea bass's head and double tap the picture and follow, thank you. Let's see if that's what it'll follow, thank you, thank you.

So think, just all immediately, it's like so, Karen, I wanna get to the bottom of what you think, Gah, I've done to you, they I want to get to the bottom of what you think I've done to you that caused us to get here It can't be that Instagram and Karen's like hmm you were judging me you were judging me and that's off limits Peris first Peris first lips a person judgey judge and she's like no by no means Would I or did I be dittle or make fun of what you're going through? I'm so glad I found that way. And meanwhile the music is like trying to be very serious.

The music is trying to be like, in the background there's like a steel drum band. Like they cannot get rid of. It's like, Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to... Uh, you know, bother you, and I'm so, so sorry. Which sounds so sincere, you know. And cares like, Alright then, we can drop it. Just, but you have to be a good friend too. Like, oh, music bubble.

Just make it stop. Well, when I feel you deserve friendship, I'll be your friend. Mmmmm, I'll send you a complimentary empty bottle of Le Dom. How about... How about when we hear... I'm obsessed be okay now. Ben tries on this picture. Don't, don't, okay, you follow me.

Thank you. I wanna thank all the sea bass and steel drum players out there who have shown me about Braids in South Africa. I do thank you so much. It is my right to thank you right now. Okay, just I'll be quiet. I'll be quiet. So then stupid canvases, like they have to be friends

because they're like Thalman Louise, but they don't live together.'m like God you're really you're really something huh can this close no she well she says no she says that they're like thumb and Louise but then again thumb and Louise drove off her cliff together so that I don't live together I thought she was thinking of like Lover and him sirly or something no no no she her metaphor actually panned out shockingly. Well, then I take it back and I'd like to sincerely apologize.

Well, it was within my right, at least this dinner at this moment, because I must address my followers. Hello, followers, I'm Neil Drumplayers, and C-Basses. I just want to say that I'm... Mr. Erk, this is metaphor, and for that I apologize, but I thank you all for supporting me during this typical time. Thank you. Now, if you ever want real peace during this difficult time. Thank you.

Now, if you ever want real peace on this show, the sign of true peace are gigantic popovers, which are delivered at the table. Wow. Yes. Got to love popovers. I know. I thought of you immediately. I started making popovers when I was watching this show because Jacelle was making him for kids.

And I was like, what is this popover? And I looked it up, I've been making him ever since, I gained about 100 pounds, and I'd like to thank this so very, very late. You could make a lot of popover. I made some popovers in December, and I thought of you when I made them. Mm-mm.

So then, so Candace is basically like, listen, let's, can we just do carte blanche? Can we just like start fresh, like no grudges? And Ashley's like, well, let's can we just do carte blanche, can we just like start fresh like no grudges and And Ashley like well Karen can hold a grudge, jolted cows come out and Karen's like well if someone does something to Repeatally I would call you a complete forget it if you didn't trust them right away. Am I right? See best since you're playing as am I right? Thank you for the validation But I will move on I'm open. I don't believe women need to fight constantly. I'm not one of those women.

I will hold a grudge though. Meaning this, Colin, I forgive you, Juzazz. But I haven't forgotten for my part. I apologize. Sit at bars. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-b Sit it boys Stop with the tall Simon Jevonnie Bruno Mars That's good. That's good So this fight was supposed to be between Sousa and Robin but Robin Robin's late, so now everybody's gone through there, you know, secondary fights, and I know it has anything to talk about. So Ashley's like, so Karen, how are you? How is it with LaDom? She's like, oh, well, I'm glad you asked, because when you get back, you'll be getting an invite for a reveal body.

I'm like, oh, is it the launch? No, it's the reveal body. We were, yeah, discovery phase. And guess what we discovered? Well, you'll find out when it's revealed. Next stage. And Candace is like, so do we get to smell it? No!

It's a reveal. It's a reveal. We don't smell fragrance when you reveal it. You look at it. Everyone knows that Mmm, it just smells like so you're not gonna do the strip distribution yourself for you are actually I like the content with my partners Mmm, the purse, the purse. This is the back-off lippers back-off lippers We're gonna have a unisex

Unisex fragrance for just women and it's gonna be lovely and what you need to know is that I make crab legs and fronty is okay, okay, this press conference is done. I know, Macy Gray, there, end of discussion. I try to make a fragrance and I try and I fail and I suffer. This is probably goodbye. So then they check in with Katie who's staring off in the space. Candace is like, Katie, are you okay? And she's like, no, I'm about to get my period. I'm pretty moody. It's like okay. Well, yeah. Well, so Jacelle tries to be the mot like the mediator. And she's like, well, Katie, Katie Ashley is hurt because she feels like she opened up to you. And Katie's eyes just are bulging like, I'm not in the mood.

I don't want to do this right now. I'm just trying to process this seabass. Oh, thank you, Katie Sish. Thank you for supporting me. She's like, I heard something that gave me a different impression of things that we had talked about. I wasn't being snarky. And that's just like, we've rode together.

And you didn't say anything to me talk behind my back and say um yeah I was at someone's house who was already talking about things so I added to it and she's added to it you called my husband gay if she was I did not call your husband gay jizzelted and Karen did and Robin did and I think Candace did I'm not sure but I think everyone's like hmm the sea bass wow Karen your sea bass followers are delicious Absolutely delicious. Hey, do you think the steel drum players know macy right? Oh Yeah, beautiful beautiful So she's like, oh, she's gonna try and put gas on that fire And she's like, I wasn't trying to do anything

Jesus is it and then she's like, but you can see how she would be hurt and Katie cuz really My this is not a new topic your husband being gay. Whoa crazy So look when I hear something and then other people you know say something and I say something And by the way, this is not a new topic. Your husband being gay. Whoa, crazy. So look, when I hear something and then other people, you know, say something and I say something to them, I mean, come on, Ashley. And Jacelle, it's so funny because when Jacelle says, but do you see how she can be hurt? Jacelle is saying that as if she was not part of all these discussions and fueling it and driving it. Okay. So like when she says it as if she's a neutral party who is not privy to anything, it's so classic just that.

Yeah, yeah, she started it. She told, she started all that shit with Katie and Robin. Then she got Katie to say something that she ran right to Ashley and told her about it with Robin. I mean, give me a break. Leave Katie alone already. Yeah, so when you, as you mentioned,

when Katie's like, this is not new, I mean, this is like an ongoing thing. So why is it that like what I said was so horrible when other people have also been saying things and that she's like, because you're not my friend, I'm like, that seems just like some weird, it's like that weird logic that you use just to like the loophole of like, she doesn't want to go up against the other women because she probably knows that she's going to fail and they will probably come down hard on her. So she's want to go up against the other women because she probably knows that she's going to fail and they will probably come down hard on her. So she could go up against the one person that she probably has a good shot at and she's going to use this warped logic to justify why she's doing it.

Yeah, and she's trying to get somebody to say your husband's not gay. Hey, tell your husband to stop grabbing people's asses and stop bringing up the fact that everyone thinks he's gay in every episode episode you're the one doing this I don't know she's giving herself an opening to divorcees ass or what but at this point she's just bringing it up non-stop it's like you're the one bringing this up at this point right so Katie's like you know what this is why I don't hang out with women this this whole thing this I mean it's just so easy for you to say something shitty under your breath and then, God.

And on top of that, also when Ash was like, when Katie was like, well, I don't understand why, what I said was so horrible. And Ash says, because you're not my friend, Katie's like, I don't think you know who your friends are. I don't think you even have any friends. Yeah, and she's like, well, you said things behind my back. And she goes, just because you're more there

doesn't mean it was behind your back. And then everyone's like, so everyone starts cracking up. I sort of understand the logic, what she's trying to say. I mean, yes, it was physically, like she was not there. I think she meant, I'm not sitting here trying to start something and trying to brew up, ship behind your back and be fake to you is just like it was just like we were just talking about a situation but yeah it was still

it was still behind her back. I understand her logic. I'm not saying it pans out. Yeah, so then they walk back to the lobby, which I'm terrified for the lobby. And Karen's like, you having fun? Get him. She's like, no, not really. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, And Ashley said, I'm so happy to pass the baton of hosting. It was so difficult telling people, let's go to dinner. Yeah, exactly. So the waiter comes and brings them all their drinks and they're like, let's go to the presidential suite and they all leave and they leave their untouched drinks on the table. And finally, somebody asked Karen the the question we're all dying for an answer for Karen Robin goes Karen, do you have a bull count on

Karen is like to find in the finals of Mrs America. It's like what are you doing? I'm just like I call it a sundress Well, I take a poll with my followers Which I have a right to do and they said they want to meet where this dress So I'm doing it in honor of my followers, which I have a right to do. And they said they want to meet where there's rest. So I'm doing it in honor of my followers, who I think. So Robin, they go to Robin's room and drink some more. And she hands out little cards to everybody. And I think there are those kinds of cards

mom's by and put in the junk drawer until they need a card. They've got little glitter things from home, the Hobby Lobby, like, glued onto them. And it's like, look at your home. Hobby, lobby, like, glue garden. It's like, look at your card. It's a glitter house. And it's like, and she's written actually really nice things to everyone. And it's like of actually a sweet moment and everyone's smiling.

So you think that like everything's going to blow over. And then Katie just turns to Ashley and she's like, Ashley, I'm sorry. I said you're dumb. Maybe I meant you're stupid. I don't know. It was like, it was so funny and like, Ashley's eyes bolt and then Robin, here's the thing that I love about Robin, actually. Is there are some moments where I feel like Robin

is like the audience, because she just cracks up and falls on her lap. She's like, what just happened? Are you kidding me? You're not funny with your horrible two-pay on your head. Oh, and she's like, chow, chow, chow. Oh, and Katie's like, it's not a horrible two-pay. And then Rom and goes, you did call her dumb. And she's like, well, Katie says something about Michael and Robin said, well,

everybody was talking about Michael to be fair. And Katie's like, thank you. That's my point. And that's, yeah, well, you know, if I used, you know, I told you something when I was vulnerable, then you attacked me. And Katie goes, uh, yeah, that's what everybody here does all the time. Yeah. So I was just like, um, you're not mentally strong enough to handle being in this group of women

And Katie's like you're right. I'm probably not strong enough I'm probably in a more vulnerable situation and my life is more fucked up right now You know, and I'm dealing with a lot of stuff that's really tough And if you don't want to be my friend because I'm going through that then fuck you It's like whoa whoa, Katie. Yeah, you go, girl. And that ends that one, everybody. That was like, when she said that thing about,

I'm sorry for calling you dumb, I probably meant stupid. I, my jaw, hit the ground. I was like, oh my God. And then immediately I saw, by the way, that that Potomac was trending on Twitter. And the comments people were writing and the gifts they were using were so Funny, I like highly recommend everyone just like go look up the hashtag because It'll keep you occupied for a solid 25 minutes

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