Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Too Hot To Candle

Episode Date: July 20, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus the new girl miiiight be a former stripper, which we like.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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My work has been Ronnie Karen. What's up, Ronnie? Well, hello, man. Hi, Ronnie I have to say it's been so wonderful over the past few days. People have just been so nice to us about our appearance on Watcher Happens Live last week. It was just so, so, so fun. So thank you to everyone who has started threads on Facebook and tweeted at us and just written really the nicest, nicest, nicest things. It's like it's, it's like really nice. It's so nice.

But we had a blast. Yeah, it was a really good time doing that. So thanks for having us on there. Suckles! Can't believe you got us back on, but thanks for doing it. And yeah, thanks everybody for being so kind. So kind.

And it's also, it's interesting, you know what? Facebook today rang up a memory for me that today is the four-year anniversary of when we did our show at Gotham comedy club in New York City. So that was our first really big show where we realized that we could like, you know, that there was more to it to this podcast, and I was just, you know, sitting here on Skype, which is what we're doing right now But that was a real that was a huge turning point in the podcasts and for me I feel like our career and kind of my life so It's kind of amazing that four years have gone by and like who would have thought four years ago That in the same breath that we're talking about, like, oh, it's been four years that we're also saying it was so cool to be on Watch Happens Live.

I don't think we ever thought we would ever be guests on that show or have any of the things that have happened, the touring and all that stuff we just never thought. And I know that I for one, I'm super, super, super excited for us to get, uh, go back on tour. And this is not a tee up to any sort of announcement, by way it's just me being sentimental so no one get too excited. I'll just your oscar acceptance just my oscar yeah I'm never going to win an oscar so I'm going to take any opportunity to give an oscar speech. Hopefully in four years I can say this is our four year anniversary of you saying you're never going to win an os Oscar and look at you. Accepting a Cleo Award. Oh, Oscar, yeah. Oh.

Well, this weekend was my mom's 70th birthday, so congrats on, you know, just sticking through it, the 70 years. And you know, my mom is basically the red-headed 70-year-old version of Stasi Shroder, so that was fun. It was a weekend of Stasi's Shroeder, so that was fun. It was a weekend of... It's my fucking birthday! Okay. I don't want to play Kymastah for another four-hour.

It's my fucking birthday! So I just started sending my sister Stasi gifts back and forth. Yeah, I thought the red-headed version of Stasi was just Stasi's mom. So maybe Stasi's mom and your mom are the same person. Yeah, well, yeah, my mom would buddy up to Chris did to get back at me. But you know, happy birthday to her. So that was fun. And you know, now I'm just mentally and emotionally exhausted.

So that's where I am, everybody. It's been a very exciting emotional week. And here we are. And we got to kick off a brand new week today because we're starting Real Housewives of Potomac. Episode two, that's what we're recapping today. I don't think we have anything else to promote, right? Just the usual stuff, P2.

No, let's get to it. Yeah. So Real Housewives a Potomac. Uh-huh, got it so good, so good. It opens up where we left off, which is Karen saying, you've got a hot box and you're, when do you sing sing or whatever it was? Fire box, fire box.

I want to talk about your fire box. Mm-hmm. You're a broken whore from Hampton University and that's why we were to Sing Sing. Mm-hmm. Literally made no sense. And Asher's like, Sing Sing and Hot Box,

is this just like old Lady Code for something? What is this? Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's even more devilish with the suck of the dentures that Karen's really, I mean, she's really sucking on those things this year. Every time she says something, it's like, oh, we went to the same thing. Like a little click of the dentures in there, like just as a snap, you know.

Yeah, she has to stop eating shredded pork before she films because she just spends like all her moments on camera trying to get the little pieces of workout of her teeth. So Mia, you know, she's first season, and so she's really working on her confessional with my nerves, but she's like, but she's saying hot pocket, that's what I learned. Okay, you know, keep going. So Robin's like, what is this?

Some kind of TikTok-tock thing What are you saying? Things things are from tick-tock. I didn't totally understand that and then the and then the chef suddenly interrupts And then it's like it says well, we have a walnut blue cheese and pomegranate salad for you all and like oh, thank you just like Tears into a salad and takes a few bites and then she's like, okay, I'm ready to fight again. She was, what the fuck is thing, Singh? What lie are you starting now?

Wah. Yeah. And this poor chef is, I don't think it's the actual chef who keeps announcing things, but Wendy keeps saying that it's gonna be the chef. She's like, hold on, please. Chef Tia needs to announce the next meal. Chef Tia announced the next meal.

And she's like um We will be having a walnut blue cheese Salad okay, thank you chef Tia. They're like what's syncing? You're a liar you're a liar you're a liar So from to talk Yeah, yeah, yeah she keeps going you're a liar, you're a liar, you're a liar. And me as like that, that's like a Bob, you know, you're a liar, you're a liar. And, uh, Juzal just turned to me and goes,

I'm glad she has you as a friend because she doesn't have many others, uh... Oh, this is why they call you that first. Mmm, lady, mmm, from out! Also known as Singsing. Singsing, you have the university, also the most hellish. I'm like a good judge of character and she has a beautiful heart. And that's like, okay, she's kind of winches and starts drinking her water and then we get the clown music. And the clown music comes in because this is where Karen can't decide whether she's a good person or a terrible person. So she just pretends to be both at the same time. She's like, I believe that she's a good person too. She's like, I used to believe that too.

And so Wendy is like really pissed. Wendy is like angry at Mia for some reason. Maybe it's because Mia does bad math, but Wendy is like, you know, I would think you would stick up for your friend who you brought to this event. That's what she tells us. So she has a real being her bonnet about Mia. And Karen says, New Girl new girl a little new girl alert Yeah, exactly and Karen goes

For me it was when Ray said you you're a good looking woman But you need to settle down because your looks will fade and so we see for you I can't believe it's already been four years when Ray told her that like the go-kart place for something and Jusole's response that was he would be buried Da six feet on da before this fades off. You basically wish death about my husband. Before scantics that place. She brings up a fight from four years ago to get Juzel,

which is so funny and perfect. And so it turns it into like a death threat, by the way. It's not death threat. We're seeing death upon my husband. Mm-hmm. And just so I was like, oh God, Karen, just shut up. No. And shut up.

Just shut up. When you said it, you said it. And back from me, was the beginning of the end. Just whatever, Karen. Why not address it then? Because then my children were young and they were hurting and they're not young now. And we we get a clip back of Raven Sanding their watching Waqqay. Karen and Rae make out awkwardly at their Indian party. Yeah. And it says Raven

19 and Brandon 27 Oh my god that making out at that party was Larry I know My children were young. I didn't want to bring it up that there was a death threat against their father because they're already hurting so Much I mean poor Raven she couldn't drink and Brandon. He's only been able to rent a car for two years. He was hurting Just take your hot box and your long ass What we're not gonna do was we're not gonna sit here and attack me now This is an episode where everybody starts announcing what we're not gonna do. Yeah, this goes on for the rest of the episode What we're not gonna do well what we are gonna do it. Well, we're not gonna do

It's literally my favorite thing. I love it when people do that. It's like everyone on this cast plus Bethany Frankel. Bethany does that also. You know that like she's like that's what she does at Star Box. Okay, what we're not gonna do is give me a lot to hate and okay, because you know what I didn't know what I was gonna do.

Okay, so what we're not gonna do is we're not gonna give me a round date. We're not gonna do, we're not gonna give me a tall. What we're not gonna do, we're not gonna not give me those. Okay, we're gonna give me a ventio. Okay, because what we're not gonna do is we're not gonna give me a round. We're not gonna do, we're not gonna give me a tall. What we're not gonna do, we're not gonna not give me those. Okay, we're gonna give me a ventio, okay? Cause what we're not gonna do is give me the wrong size again of a type of drink I don't want to, you know, I don't even know why I'm here anymore.

Okay, what we're not gonna do is see him here in this line anymore. It's like, okay, thanks. So for coming in. Yeah, so Wendy's like, in all fairness, the convo is between Karen and Giselle. So let it stay there because we shouldn't gang up. Who are you, Wendy?

Be quiet, okay? Wendy's ready to go this whole time. She's not even waiting for a real fight. She's just gonna attack this other lady. And I think it's because Wendy was so excited about her plastic surgery, like it was this huge deal and everybody was gonna do an all. And then Mia was like, I've had 97 plastic surgeries

just this morning and she's like, out there, you. Yeah, well, also because Wendy is trying to rebrand her plastic surgery as this, as this, like, deeply empowering thing, which admittedly it could be, but she's really trying to do this, like, my boobs are really an extension of my professorship. And then Mia comes in, like, in, just like, sort of like a generally kind of trashy looking, and Wendy, I don't think Wendy wants to be Mia

and I think that she's upset that she's in that state. Right, she wants time to brag about her PhD double Ds. She's not here for your Ds. For your quote unquote bartender in a strip club. Stek. Right. Exactly. So Karen's like, well, Robin, this is enough. This is enough, Robin. Okay, because Robin is saying, it's not even a gang up. You know, she's immediately standing up for just a little. So Karen's like, Robin, this is enough, Robin. And I'm the one

walking down the aisle again. When when Joe be like Robin, this is not Robin. And I'm the one walking down the aisle again. When you're a wedding robin, mmm, when you're a wedding robin, how old were my children be? During your wedding robin. Mm-hmm. And Robin's like, oh well, my wife's after COVID, when's yours? Well, it will be soon in a protected environment.

Well, I love ones who come together and celebrate La Dom fragrance. A wonderful fragrance, that's an apple. In cow d'oeuvres and some goody. And we're gonna come together and you can wish us well at a real wedding and a real, real relationship. Right, she doesn't wanna say after COVID-2 because that's what Robin said.

So she's like, when protected environments can be protected and safely, safely mask, mask wedding wedding. Mm-hmm. We're like an in rainforest, we talk about a protected environment. Yeah. So she an in rain forest, we talk about a protected environment. So she's basically saying Robin, not that you don't have a real relationship. And she's like, I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that. You are saying that. That's exactly what you're saying. You can't be both. So Karen tells us if they don't want to get married, then say that. I want to just say I don't want to get married and take that ring back to the bomb shop Yeah, and Ashley You know so Ashley then start saying well, you know if you know wait wait wait wait wait everybody stop

Chef Tia, please tell us what we're gonna be having right now We're gonna be having rainbow trout with a Cajun cream sauce. Okay, you can leave now. Back to the fighting everybody. So Ashy's like, well, if Karen and I can get to a better place, I think that I think that like for really anybody, you can get to a better place. And just I was like, oh, thanks. No thanks. So when he's like, okay, that's good enough. I just want everyone to remember why we're here. I want everyone to look at my body again.

So she stands up. And now she turns to show her butt. And Rob was like, wait, did you get your butt done? Is this TikTok? Yeah. Is this TikTok? And now she admits that she did get her butt done. And so Mia is like, are you that insecure that you have to wait for me

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wendry app. So Wendy pulls out a bunch of cupcakes with a cupcakes we saw last week that have like the nipples on her and she's like everyone bite down on my nipple and you know eat this nipple cupcake and there's also a boob cake as well. She's like really really into she's just really into this boob moment and there's also a boob cake as well. She's like really, really into, she's just really into this boob moment and she's really leaning into it. She's leaning into it and I think that she definitely feels like Mia has stolen her thunder

because Mia has had all of this done plus like 10 out. She literally has PVC in her, you know. So I think she's just, she's threatened. Mia has a full head, you know, created out of like twisty ties and rubber, you know, rubber glue. There's like, got her attachments in there and I'm like, I mean, can you tell I just was in the hardware store yesterday. I'm like, oh, that was in Mia.

That was in Mia. Yeah. Okay, so. Then Mia jumps up and everybody's getting ready to leave because they're like okay The booby-cake came we've got a three-hour drive home. Thanks. Thanks for having us all the way over here to celebrate your boobs Tits which we all have okay, so then they get up to leave and Mia goes up to Robin and Chisel and she's like Oh my god, it was so nice to meet you. I'll give you give you a clone. Wait, what? Shall I give you my phone number? Shall I give you my phone number?

Rob was like, what's your last name? And so Wendy sees her getting phone numbers. And Wendy's like, true friendship is about loyalty. And Mia is not showing any loyalty to Karen. It's like, I just, I don't know why all of a sudden Wendy cares about loyalty to Karen. When she's, you know, she and Karen have not gotten along. And all of a sudden now she, she's just trying to find some sort of like moral high ground to go after Mia.

That sounds a little loftier than you got boobs before me, you know. So then- Right. that sounds a little loftier than you got boobs before me. You know, so that- Right, well, this is the old argument that we, not we personally have, but every housewife show has this issue. And, you know, I've talked about it with weight. Like, when you're overweight and you lose five pounds, suddenly everybody around you is obese.

It's like, why can't you lose? And it's kind of like this with plastic surgery, you know? She's so used to having judged people with plastic surgery that now she's had it and she's like super judgmental. She hasn't been able to let go of the judgmental part of it yet because she's commenting on it constantly. It's like, babe, you just cut a lot done. You can't come out here criticizing everybody's plastic surgery now.

Like it doesn't make her less of a person that she's had 97 surgeries, you know, just because you've had fewer surgeries. Yeah, I mean, it might make her sort of less than a person like actually physically, because who knows what was taking out and put it in, but like, you know, but like in terms of like as a philosophical statement, that's correct. And also, I want to point out like wasn't it last season? Wendy was broadening as Candace's friend and you know she wound up being friends with other people in the cast that Candice was beefing with. I mean let's just not be ridiculous about this. Okay, Mia is a new cast member. She's gonna get people's phone numbers. I mean she's gonna shoot with them. This is not, adding someone to your contacts list is not a declaration of loyalty. I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous

Yeah, so then Mia is in the car and this is now the next day or whatever So Mia is in her car and she's talking to Joy who basically runs her business. I'm assuming and she's like joy There's a couple of things we need to speak about before we get too far in the Construction of business business back pain. But adjustments. I'm a boss I'm a business boss You're looking at a born and raised DMV girl, which I got I know I know what DMV stands for But man, I was really hoping it was that she was like born in ADMV and just like raise like below the camera that takes people's photos for their licenses like that was like the realm of her her childhood but no she it's like really her big housewives personality trait is making

people wait until their number is gone she's like I will fight with you you you are gonna wait for your number behind the yellow line. Her personality is making people look at a sight chart. So, you're not a parallel parking. Take that bitch, Phil. Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like in a parallel universe, but then I realize it's just me thinking about parallel parking.

So she's like, I didn't grow up with all this. I don't know. And then we see her house, her giant penthouse. And we may have talked about this in the trailer. I don't remember, but either way, my eye went right towards that enormous oversized decorative clock that looks like it was pulled off the front of Big Ben. You know I hate that.

Yeah, yeah, you know, I know you hate a giant clock face. I hate a giant clock. Or an eight clock. So then we meet her kids. All I paid attention to was Juju, because I love her. Yeah, history. And she's, we're getting her story basically.

She's like, when I first met Gordon, I was concerned with the answer friends like Girls like he's my dad But I got over that when I found out fucking rich you was so may three kids with them Oh, well one kid I've got two from my current two kids I got two from my current marriage and one from a premium marriage Yeah, and I mean God God, Gordon's so sexy. Who couldn't turn down free fish sticks for life?

Like, ma'am, that's, he's not the Gordon of Gordon's fishermen. Sorry. Oh. What am I doing? All I am. So, the kids are running around the kitchen, being crazy while she's trying to make pancakes or something, because this is her first housewife seen at home, so she can't just pour pour some cereal into a cup and be like shut the fuck up in your room where I'm beating you with a wooden spoon Yeah, happy birthday mom

So Gordon's getting all annoyed, you know, and she's like well I'm trying to be a mine focus joy is calling me business. Hi joy business Joy is calling me business. Hi, Joy business. Joy is sort of like in that same realm as Charlie of Charlie's Angels, like just this voice on the other side of the phone that's just doing everything, but we don't really know what. So she's just doing like, I'm a business woman, business, business, business, the joint chiropractic, joint, joint. And then she tells Juju, she's like, like her hands the world and the

totter goes bad guys I was like well you know she's onto something not wrong yeah she's not wrong and me is like you're probably right so Gordon's like listen you're taking a call when you're supposed to be spending time with the kids, I'm not really sure what I think about this child raising. And she's like, um, well, that's what I've got another one, schedule, it's comp being a sob, now being a boss, read a backwards. I'm a boss. Yeah, and then they have to break the news to Juju

that there's no sprinkles for the cupcakes. And she's like, I want sprinkles. And she goes screaming off to her bedroom. It's a scene that played out many times in the youth of Benjamin Mandelker. I know, it's gonna say it's like my biography. I know. Having a tantrum about sprinkles.

I've been there. I'm like, well, home on. I have to put this phone call on home. Oh my God, I'm really trying to balance. Mom, CL, wife, boss. I love that her idea of being a boss is just taking a lot of calls. I know.

I'm all making cupcakes. That's all it is. It's just making calls at all times. And making someone else do stuff. I don't know. So then we go over to Candace, who's just hugging a child. I mean, like, I'll see you later. I'm like, wait, are there more bonus children that have come into her life? But no, Candace is filming. She's on a pilot shoot. And she's shooting, as she puts it,

I am shooting a pilot for a show that's being chopped around. show that's being shopped around. Which is, which is like the most vague way to say I answered an ad on Craig's list. Yeah. I'm doing some free shit for someone in film school. Yeah. I'm doing something at the local community college for a project. A pilot that's being shopped around. Okay.

We'll see you on C1HBO max And it's you know, it's like her actor studio moment. She's like the Lord saw fit to heal my bowels up And now that I'm better, I'm shooting like wow So yeah, she's taught it's a sad show not a funny show that they're doing because Her kid in this movie is sad, but she doesn't know why. And Candace doesn't know why she doesn't need help with her homework. And I was like, I cannot wait to see this. I cannot wait to see this. They can't, well, the kids like, I'm on the edge of my seat. Well, the next scene, the kid is like, yeah, I, my, my stepmom tried to try to help me with my homework, but I told

her to have to do some traction. And I just knew it was a lost cause. Mm, so Candice is like, I've always loved acting and the pandemic showed me, you don't have time to be afraid. How did the pandemic show you this? You've known Ray and Karen for years. I mean, if that doesn't show you, you don't have much time left.

I don't know what does. I mean, you're a pageant girl who loves to sing everywhere and now you're suddenly realizing that you love acting. I mean, how? Like you obviously love being on a stage in the spotlight. What was it about the pandemic that just like awakened her in her, you know, that's beyond why? Why?

Was it, it was TikTok. She did a lot of TikTok videos and she's like, in the TikTok. In the TikTok. She was a lot of TikTok videos and she's like, In the TikTok! In the TikTok! She could be an actress. And we see a little bit of a slideshow of her project. She was in Water in a Broken Glass and the Citizen and Family reunion, which is the only show that has, you know,

the, not the one I've actually heard of, you know. So then she facetimes Chris and checks on her kids, you know, the, all the one I've actually heard of, you know. So then she facetimes Chris and checks on her kids because she's leaning into this. Now I have kids storyline. Like Wendy is leaning into her. Now I have boob storyline. This is like Candace's thing and she's gonna hammer it into the ground as much as she can.

She's like, look at me. I've always been a mother, don't you remember? So she calls they talk about the kids and we find out that Chris is her husband, her. Yeah, husband, her, and she's very proud. She tells them, I haven't flipped any lines in this very well written script and I'm not trying to be stressed out about this.

I mean, but I have to finish five homework assignments also. I'm like, are you really, like you're getting an MBA from Howard and you're also going to do this random ass, you know, from the producers of Undress on MTV, like, like, ranking production too. You're really going to do this. You're going to get in that way. Okay, fine. Do it all. Do it all, Candice. That's what I say. So yeah, she talks about she's got her acting career, her MBA from Howard, she's working on, she's trying to get her album done. It's like a lot, guys. And he's like, um, this is your husband you're stepping in just to let you know these are

things you asked for, so get to it. Yeah. And he's like, you know, I, he's like, it's a role that needed to be filled and I have time, which is, that's what you always want from your representative someone who just Didn't wasn't I have no experience anything else No one asked him to do anything else. So he just decided to represent you. That's what you want Yeah, and I like when he said you know, I have no I have zero management qualities As far as this goes, because he was supposed to run that restaurant, right?

So they talk about how moody she is, and she's like, no, you're moody. And they both need a push to the head, as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, so the next thing is Ashley with babyd, now Ashley is about to pop, her baby's about to come, and still, she has to cow-tow to this goddamn child and sit on a tiny

Stool. Okay, and when you're talking about Michael, you're talking about baby Dean. I can't tell Baby Dean, wah wah wah. She sits on one of those tiny little baby Stools like no teach Dean to climb a ladder to the couch. Yeah, you were pregnant You're already teaching this man that you'll do anything to serve him. That's what's going wrong in this house in the first place, man. Yeah. I mean, Ashley is so like, she, like, you know, there's some, there's some women who they're pregnant, but like, there's some women who you're like, you are literally about to explode with baby right now. You are so, she is like seconds away, right? And like, and I, and this poor woman, she's going across, you know,

she's going to Karen's house later, she went to Wendy's, like, she's just going everywhere. I'm like, give this woman a bark allounder for crying out loud. So, um, so then, so Sheila, her mom shows up, and she's like, Sheila comes over without a wig on,

and I'm like, was she cut off? Now I'm feeling sad for Shiava. Like if Shiava's so money, why Shiava have to wear a pony tail over here? What's happening in this house that you people aren't telling me? Well, she's like, so how is Michael doing? And Ashi goes, oh, he's doing really good. He's taking my phone calls on the first ring now.

I'm like, divorce this man, please. This is sad. This is not so sad. That is like, it should be like he's doing really good and we just went like he just, I just had the fifth massage in a row that he bought me or something like it's not like he ends, he deans to answer her call on the first ring.

Yeah, like he's doing good, he got me an actual human size chair to sit in, okay? Yeah. He's doing like he's doing good. He got me an actual human size chair to sit in. Okay. Yeah. He's doing, he's doing really well. He's doing good. He's doing good. He's doing good. He stopped pressuring me into sex when I'm physically uncomfortable and just want to have my feet up. He's doing good. Yeah. And, uh, Ashley tells us that Dean really helped her mom and Michael get closer and she's like, they even hugged recently. Like, okay, you know that you're making me sad, right?

What's going on here? Why are you making me sad on purpose? Do you want me to like your husband or not? Because sometimes I feel like she's trying to get me to really like Michael and then she says all this stuff. She has to know how sad this comes off, right? I feel like she is, I mean, I have to credit her for her optimism.

I feel like she eats moldy bread and is like, yeah, but I love the colored green. So I'm okay with it. It's like, no, but it's moldy. But so is cheese. It's like, oh, God. So they talk about, let's see, they talk about how Daisy, the nanny is coming over and she's gonna spend some time with Dean So Dean's used to her when the new baby comes and the mom asked the question basically everybody's asking She's like, so are you glad she's not a super model? Yeah, and

And ask you just saying how last year she had such a postpartum depression that This year she's gonna get help. Okay, a nanny. And then she starts talking about her sex drive and how her sex drive is still there, but you know she's like just deeply uncomfortable and she's super pregnant and she goes, but God gave me more than one whole which is sort of a funny thing to say to your mom. But also like said to your mom, but also like what this poor woman, I feel I hate that she is so afraid that her husband is going to cheat on her. If God forbid, she does like not, you know, like not to anal with him, you know, I just, I'm not shaming anal or anything. I'm just saying, like that is fucked up. Like, like, there should be one last thing I would imagine that you'd want while you're pregnant too. I mean, so it's probably her ears

You know, she could be talking about any old might that's your mother. It could be her mouth to be honest That actually it's totally what makes it Michael could just be fucking an ear and slipping a dollar down her butt crack You know, we don't know yeah So the mom's like yeah, well when we pleased each other we don't go looking for other Yeah, so the mom's like, yeah, well, when we pleased each other, we don't go looking for other Filaments, which I really don't love that advice from the mom either like good good now. He won't cheat The whole scene made me uncomfortable and sad basically. Yeah, I just feel like Michael can just like hold on for a little bit. That's okay Like you can do that because as far as I can tell, he's not carrying a sentient being in his stomach,

or not really his stomach. Yeah, but Michael's at that age, you don't know how long it's gonna keep working. You know what I mean? It's like when you have a carton of milk in the fridge and you know it's going bad within two days, you're gonna eat all the cereal you possibly can because you don't wanna waste that carton of milk.

I feel like sometimes that's what Michael's going through. And by the way, this really hits home because I poured myself some cereal today. And I had never had almond milk that had gone bad, but now I have enough experience. No, that's not a good experience. It's not. It was like, I was like, why is my cereal taste so bitter? And I ate like half of it before I realized it was the almond milk. Then you started fucking DOMC or some media.

And then I was like, why am I doing this? Why? Give me a hole. So then we go over to Robin at Jacelle's house. And Jacelle has installed some sort of like grand Notre Dame cathedral bell. It's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, which admittedly is better than the standard ring doorbell

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Yeah, so apparently the West Wing is just like riddled with Mackenzie Child's shit everywhere. That's what we learned. And Z Gallery Endures. Err. On a Versace Bed spread, I mean. It's just like every people outside Bravo by this shit, really. I've never known anyone in real life who walks around with like, Sinell Earrings worn backwards, like Lou Am last week, or a Versace bed spread.

Like, who the fuck buys this? Yeah, I just, it's, you know, people have made fun of Jacelle's fashions for many years, but I think that like we never realize how the interior design is really where the problem is. That's, oh, we've realized, yeah, last year, that's what we talked about. Or the whole package. The whole package. Yeah, it's the whole package. Oh, we've realized, yeah, last year, that's what we talked about. The whole package.

Yeah, it's the whole package. It's awful. And even the fan, even the ceiling fan is the tachy. It's like a regular ceiling fan, but then it's got a chandelier thing below it. Mm. It's just all simple things. It's like, you know, when you go to a party,

you know, when, or you've just seen on these shows, we're like, we got to make a party and the party planner comes in and brings in that rented furniture and they set everything up. It's like someone to party day, a cocktail party decor and made a house out of it. It's like, that's like fine for a party, but like for a house, just doesn't work. So Robin's like, oh, that's the first time I've seen it. And she tells us that the interior is great, but the exterior is really ugly because it just looks like two houses kind of shoved together. Yeah.

And it looks like one house is actually, I mean, to take it back to Michael and Ashley, it looks like one house is giving anal to another house. My no, the main house is like, well, this hurts, but I've got a lot of holes and get on over here. The main house is like, well, this hurts, but I've got a lot of holes and get on over here. The main house is like, well, you know, I just wouldn't, if the, if the new house isn't pleased, it might leave me so. Oh God. So, just I'll tell you, oh, I haven't quissoned the Versace Comforter yet.

And Robyn's like, oh, you said you were going to quisson it soon. What's the status on that? And she says, well, at this point, I think Jamal is actually living in the phone now. I'm not seeing this brother, our communication has been falling apart, Don and the missus and there. Ah.

Isn't that funny? Because Karen said he was a man who lived in the phone. Right now, Jacelle is unironically saying, I think he actually lives in the phone. Nah. Yeah. And she says that she's just worried because the intimacy isn't there,

and she might need to take a step back. And will he be in my life, of course, but should we be in a relationship? I don't know if now is the time. Sir Robin's like, well, I think the thing is that they realized they were a part during the pandemic, and they were OK with it. And I just never really felt like they's like, well, I think the thing is that they realized they were a part during the pandemic and they were okay with it And I just never really felt like they were like deeply in love and then we see a flashback like Jacelle and Jamal just fist bumping to be like cool

We're back together It's like no, of course they weren't back in love. She just got sick of dating awful people and just decided this is gonna be her lot in life That's she just settled. She just settled. I'm wondering if Giselle is just not saying, I wanna be alone, that's it. I don't know. Maybe she's like, maybe she's got like a Ronnie in her.

That's like, I just wanna be alone, that's my choice because then everybody will give her shit and be like, you can't just be alone. They could be that, but, well yeah, cause they do put like an extraordinary amount of pressure on each other to be in, you know, good relationships. I mean, all that talk with Karen earlier about like, well, is that my new relationship? So, like, I think there is that pressure, but I also think that Giselle has like an extraordinary, has a very bad, has bad taste in men.

I think that she's a bad judge or character probably. She has a bad picker. Bad picker. Yeah. I would say based on just who she's picked. Yeah. Yeah. So she gives her the tour and all that stuff.

And then they, she tells, they talk to Candace on FaceTime and give Candace a little tour. And then they start talking about the booby party and how Wendy got new boobs and new new butt and then they met this new girl Mia and she got a boob stunner click down your butt down their toes done their ears done and start making fun of all of that and just like yeah within 20 minutes we heard about her clitoris sound yeah and they're just like yeah they're fun of me a bragging about what she's had done and then Robin's like and then Karen called

Just just so an alcoholic with a hot box from sing-sing Candace is like what she basically throws down her phone. She's like what? And she's all goes well. I told her she's drunk. So she's mad Candace is like okay, I'm just says, until that woman apologizes to me, I don't need to ever rock. Be around Karen now. Robyn's like, yeah, then she talked about one. She's like, well, you're about a house and she will never buy a house because she owes taxes.

And I can definitely say, Ray, will not be a house before he dies. There, I said that. Yeah. Another death threat from Jacelle and Rob was Don't say that, oh god. So then we hear. Ray, Ray, Ray. Ray, Ray. I need help with a new bed, Ray.

I need help. I gotta keep the bed looking romantic, Ray. Because our children are hurting. They've seen such bad bedspreser hurting Raim do it for the children It's lumpy Raim And Raim's like why do we need all these pillows and then we see the clip of Karen when they said Karen You dry hump your pillows and she's like well, I don't dry hump them, I hump them and they had no longer dry.

Mm-hmm. By the way, they make a very good, they really make their bed well. I was like, I kind of want some tips from Karen on how to make a bed. They did their bed so well. I feel like every time I make my bed, it sort of looks a little lumpy and uneven

but she was like hotel quality. I think she needs to do a tutorial on a platform of some sort. She probably will, then just to someone pass along the idea. I could see Karen doing that. Welcome to my new YouTube. So she's, they do a horror close up on all the pillows, like a horror movie thinking of Karen coming all up

in these pillows. So then she sits down for another, she sits down to give Ray another talking to about relationships. He does not give two ships about. So let's know, Ray, I know you're dying to know about Wendy's party. Who's really, who's a fight with just having my cat say I'm proud of my part. And then it cuts to again, they try not that footage again, I've heard say she has a hot box and you're a broken hole from Hampton University and that's why we went to sing sing. And the Hugo justice system.

She goes, uh, she has the drunk drunk is like her adventure snaps. I feel like I shouldn't have gone as hard as I did because that divorce, I mean, she lost everything. Poor little Giselle. You lose that you lose that love and then you let him back in when you're, you're just a pathetic old soul. What did you do that? And I think she's not dealing with it well.

So right now I'm the target. So Karen is now, she's now reframing this as Giselle is this pathetic doormat who let back in Jamal and now she's tortured so she's hilariously hilariously just basically saying look how sad and pathetic and lame right jazela's right now I mean what do you do to a wounded person raise shut them out or will read Read Who did person rage shut them out or will read read Climate to them right now. How about that? Oh great or you can read climate to them. Hello, just a little scared I know you don't want to hear from me right now, but it's a partially sunny day With a 30% chance of rain

Just I know it's been a little cold as it's wintertime, but you know in a different part of the world It's actually summertime. How about that? I'm going to recline at you So she's gonna throw So shady. I'm gonna throw a loves party for the ladies It's all about love and everyone's invited Mmm, they can bring their husbands if they have them but if they're just Elves Sad

Sad for the next child's they can bring no one and we'll ask her to get our drinks. I'm a good person, Ray. I'm a good person. Well, I said they don't have anyone. I have this stick figure I made out of some popsicle sticks and has a little paper head on it and you can say this is your boyfriend for the love party. I have this one ready for Jazeal. So Ray is like, well, let's not get into craziness. And she says, when is long as I have your love and support Ray? I love you, Ray. It's like, I just want to go golfing. So please, yeah, please get off me. So then we're at Wendy's house and her sister Ivy comes over and then her mom Susan and the brother Jordan and Wendy's serving all sorts of Nigerian food

and it all looks delicious and everything. And so Susan's asking about the boobs and she's like, my breasts is like flapjack. Do you want me to show you? I want to have a boob job. I want a boob job and she starts talking about how she desperately wants a boob job and she's like, oh, and by the way,

you're all gonna pay for it and I'm gonna give you until the end of September and then I'll see you guys if you don't pay for it. Yeah. So Wendy thinks it's funny that her mom doesn't want her to stop being a professor, but she's fine with her getting her boobs done. She's like, I hate that, some shit.

Yeah. So she has an announcement. It's Wendy's big announcement, you know? She decided last year that she wanted more than just being a professor. And she wanted more than just being a news commentator. So we're all waiting to hear what massive step she's about to take in her life. Everybody else, standby. I thought she was going to say she's going to start like a political podcast or she has

some gig on MSNBC or maybe she's going to be even teaching some class and some place that's not in an quote unquote ivory tower but that way she can you know reach people who haven't been able to historically afford that. I thought it would be something like that but you know what it is? Candles! Candles! It's candles! Wow! She goes, yeah, I want to start my own home essential line and her mom goes, oh God help me Yeah, when she said essentials, I worried because you know that was Monique's thing the essential oils and the bath bombs I'm essentially that stuff, but she's starting with the candles so she brings out the candle and She's like, well, it's called oil because that means gift to God and you know I picked the color of the lid and I mixed a sense. That's how far I've gotten. I was like, oh no, you can't do this.

No, Wendy, you're not supposed to be a Sonya. You have four degrees, you're a professor, you're like, you're smart and accomplished. Why are you... Oh, theme, god, theme, that you have. Why are you Oh I mean at least make them lawyer themed like maybe one candle you can give to somebody where you could be like guilty When says innocent or when says like object. I mean something but just completely leaving it all behind for candles Candles and it's like she's so she got like her boobs done her butt done and now she's doing candles And she hasn't even come up with a business plan. She just making candles and hoping the rest falls into place It's like oh god, it's so sad when the bravo curse just hit someone who's like educated and you're like just Educated accomplished and could do like really really big things and you're like oh no

That's sad. But I could sell these on Instagram, make my candle money. Whatever. And she keeps trying to, sort of like protect it from criticism. I forget what the phrase is for that, by kind of saying things like,

I wanna just make people think outside the box of what a professor can be. People always think this is what someone can be, but I'm gonna show them I can do all sorts of things. So it's almost like if you were to criticize this candle making endeavor, you're really criticizing her almost like her womanhood, or you're in the box and you're a closed-minded

person because you don't support the candle. She's trying to pull that and I'm like, no, I'm not going to fall for that. This is stupid. Yeah. So she's still on these 20 grand, so she's hoping she can get it from Eddie. Yeah. So then we go out to Emily's house. I think Emily, who's Emily?

We go to Ashley's house. Oh, Emily is Ashley's doula. Okay, so we're at Ashley's house and she's talking to Emily, her doula, and Ashley's talking on the phone about keeping her placenta. So she's like, after I give birth and the placenta comes out, then they just deliver it to me. And Karen walks in like, hello, just deliver it to me and Karen walks in like Surely I'm not interrupting any sort of benign conversation that has nothing to do with bodily fluids that you might be eating at some point

Surely not that Okay, how often do I take the placenta pills again? I gave birth naturally twice never said hello to my placenta. I said, bye, bye, bye, presenter. So Karen brings over some of those little delicious chocolates for her invitation. For our for our for our for our for our Rochets. Which I also have this weekend. You are quite delicious for rare rochets. Who knew?

Yeah, I knew. I definitely knew. You know, it was a big episode for dinti gifts in cube size boxes, you know, between the candle and the for a rochets, like just everything in this episode was in a little square box. Yeah. So she, let's's see where are we?

So she gives the perroche. Poes part of it. Eating placenta, giving birth naturally twice. Oh yeah, for rare. Yeah, okay. So she's like, well, I don't want to bond with it. She wanted to put it back in my body. Says Karen, talk about placenta.

And then she gives for a roche, which is, you know, I don't know, I just think like the placenta to for a roche transition was not one I expected. Yeah, that was quite a jump. Well, I'm having a party and I want you to know that Michael is welcome to me in our home. And she tells us that she's moving on with Ashley, so she has to move on with Michael as well. She's a Lions building. She's like, okay, I'm going to war with Jacelle. I need all the allies I can get

Which means I have to just look the other way of Michael because I need to actually on my side That's what she's doing. This is like Game of Thrones, okay, and a Potomac style Game of Crones. Yeah, Game of Crones So That was sad when we had that hiccup in our relationship and she's like And we've come a long way baby We've come a long way, baby. We've come a long way, baby. And then we see a clip of her in the car yelling at Ashley going,

you can take your fake marriage and shove it up your ass. Yeah. And Karen says, what I don't want is to zell in my differences to divide this group. I would hate for that to happen. I would hate for that drunk woman. I would hate for that drunk woman with a hot box, that fire hot box from Hampton University to divide this group. That would be terrible. Yeah, but those things you said, I mean, I can hear it. I can hear it. I can

take it, Ashley. Those cut pretty deep, Karen. And we see the clip. Yeah, again. Hot boxing thing. Very much. Hot boxing thing. They're going to be pulling that clip out for like And we see the clip yeah again. Sing Sing, very much, very much, back, sing Sing. They're gonna be pulling that clip out for like a several weeks months in fact. So she's like, so now all of us are wondering what is Carrie? No, what does Sing Sing even mean? She's well, I had to look Sing Sing up, but it was a jail in New York. And for me, okay, Sing Sing was a stretch. I just, I thought it went well with hotbox.

So does sound good. Does it sound good? She literally just said Sing Sing because she heard it somewhere in the past. And just like, you know, just rhythmically, you know, Sing Sing. I was with workshopping. I was gonna say hot dog. But then that wasn't, I thought Sing Sing had a better sound than hot dog, you know. And she says it was so dark. I have a dark sense of humor. Mm-hmm. Now, on Watch What Happens Live, she said that she thought it was a mental institution.

And then now she's saying she doesn't, and now this is Karen, who changes her lies every two seconds about what she said and why she said it. But then I thought, did Jacelle get put in a mental institution and now she's not bringing it up because it's too low. I don't know. Yeah. But um, syncing, like what the hell?

Well, I was gonna also say golf club. Like she has a hot box and that's why we went to golf club but didn't quite work either. I was just really just throwing, but working on a lot of different words. Mm, uh, putt putt, that's why we went to putt putt. Turns out that's managed to golf. So we're back to golf club again or shoe uh, pot pot. That's what we wanted to put pot pot turns out that's minigigawd so we're back to golf

club again or shoe shoe shoe like two shoes, you know, it's just not sound good. Carnan. She shoe. That's why we wanted to she shoe. Carnan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm seeing that popping up from behind the cradle. Oh my god. So then we hear, wha-wa-a, I'm waiting on a milk delivery. And he, it's like, wha-wa-a, if it doesn't get here it soon, I'm going on milk-yelp and I'm writing a terrible review, wha-wa-a, wha-wa-a.

Wha-wa-a, let's talk more placenta. Wha-wa-a, wha-wa-a, I'll tell you that in Sing Sing. More like Cry Cry, wha-wa-a. Wha-wa, that's it. That's it. I'm using that next stop Use that one. Thank you, baby. Don't want to look at you can't look at your face, baby. Good night Karen like here's the baby cry and just gets up and run for the hell out of there. Yeah, like so much for look how far We've come I mean if there's anything that shows how insincere this all is is how quick she is to get out there You know the first chance she gets

how insincere this all is is how quick she is to get out there you know the first chance she gets. Well in her defense the baby she actually was like hey do you want to say hi to Karen Dean and he's like what what. So then Ash is like oh you saw a new face and you don't and you saw a new face and you're like oh I don't know that face although Karen always has a new face and you're like, oh, I don't know that face. Although Karen always has a new face. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Teaching that baby sage. Oh yeah, I know. So now, so Candace, Candace with a bonus children,

bonus children who may or may not have been imported just that way she could get into character for her pilot. I'm not sure. So Candace is, she's reading her invitation with Naya. And by the way, it looked a lot like Christmas. There are wreaths up in everything, but this thing is happening around Valentine's Day. I'm a little confused by the timeline that's happening. Yeah, I don't take too close attention.

That's what matters. I need to get that on record that I noticed that the holiday decorations were either up way too late or something was a rye. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, just think about that. So, Canvas is like, well, you know, this could get awkward with Karen, but I can't fight anymore. I just need her to acknowledge my experience was real.

Oh my God. And she does like a huge baked-ear thing. For crying out loud. How much longer do we have to experience the realness of your experience? So then we go back to Karen's house where they're getting ready. Riii! Why are you baby? You want to make them out again? Riii!

He's like, I was in their cooking just kidding. Why are you baby? You want to make the bed again? Hmm, right? He's like hours in their cooking, just kidding, just messing with you. He's like, well, it all looks so good. Ray, let's try one of these love potion drinks. Ah! You know, this is a love party, and I know Jiselle doesn't have a man, but that might be one of the reasons why I'm not wanting to come, because she's manless, which is too bad because I found a flat steadily in a book and I thought maybe I could set her up with that man. Oh well. So we see Jacelle get receiving the invitation

and then throw and get away in a trash bag on her front porch. Yeah, right away. And she says fat robin should still feed comm. So then we see Robin getting her in fight. And she's like, stop spreading the hate. Where does that come from? Yeah, TikTok. I'm not going to that. I'm not going to that. Well, I knew she wasn't gonna come

because she's too far up to Zell's bush. Ding dong. So now we have a scene with Zelle getting food with her kids, getting some grub hub with her kids. And angels getting her drivers permit. So they're like, Ha ha, we're not going to hang out with you anymore once we can drive around. Mother. Yeah. And yeah, because I think it was grace actually, but they were like, yeah, she apparently has like failed her permit like two times. I read somewhere or someone told me that kids these days are not eager to get their

driver's licenses anymore because they just either take a Uber or they just don't care. But apparently that's a thing with the youth of America. Youth of America does not want to drive. Oh, God. Kyle Richards has so many things that she can cry about so soon. So then because you know, they'll be a scene, Porsche doesn't even want to drive. So, I don't know, I'm taking it to Kyle. It's just one of those days has nothing to do with literally anything that's happened here. Always. So, yeah. So, kids don't want to get a damn job, you know? If kids had a damn job, then

and then they had to pay $15 back and forth for their Uber they would want a car, right? But you don't make your children work. You should always make your children work people, okay? I believe in child labor and if you don't take one good look at your iPhone, tell them you don't believe in child labor because that's who made you damn iPhone, okay? But kids to work. And I'll tell you where they're hiring. Arizona's in the Greater Atlanta region, right? Am I right everyone? So, so Jacelle is doing a confessional with Grace and they're just like talking and Grace just saying something and Grace just like sips water

and Jacelle just turns her and goes, I was talking, you're just sipping while I'm talking. This is like what the fuck mom? Wow, you really are a monster. And so she starts talking to them about how they're gonna be dating, but then she's also like, well, you know, listen to who I dated, I dated a gang member,

and you shouldn't do that. It was fun, but you shouldn't do it. Dated a rapper, don't date the rappers. Yeah, he was hot, but don't date them either, okay? And she goes, oh, and stay away from athletes I'm grace is like no, why why and she's and just also as you know, I was I was in a relationship with an NBA player And then he blew out his knee and then I had to go to all the highs and the lows I just you know who wants to deal with that until like it's called being a relationship mom

You're not very good at emotional support mother Boy for the whole Mom. You're not very good at emotional support, mother. And they're like, your boyfriend's a carnival. You have terrible tastes. You don't know how to break up with anyone. They're like, we're not taking your advice. Why don't you listen to our advice? Geez, you're a mess. They're like, we can't believe how selfish you were.

Like their dad could have been Michael Jordan or something and just was like, oh, he's too annoying. So whiny with his broken ankles. So then we go to Karen's house for her couple's love party. And she's just trying to keep a cash in her tracksuit and then people start coming over. Mia's first because she's the new one and that's the rule. Newbies always show up on time. Yeah. So Mia and G come and Mia's like, um, this is my husband, Gordon, but people who love him call him G. And Ray's like, oh, I'll call you G then and you can call me Ray.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ray's killing it with like the dad jokes. Um, really is. And then I carry and jokes. Um, he really is. And then I carry and says, well, my first impression of Gordon is that he is an older man who's potted with his hair. And hopefully Ray will join the bandwagon if he sees enough of those heads. So I guess that she wants Ray to shave his head rather than have like his speech fuzz. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, so they start talking about golf and cares like do you play golf? Mm-hmm. And Mia says, well, when he was marrying to his turn, why if he played every day, but, you know, I'm a boss. So, yeah, I'm joint, care, right? So then Wendy and Eddie show up and Karen tells Wendy that Robin and Giselle aren't coming and Wendy goes, oh, well, but this is a couple's thing, right? and Karen tells Wendy that Robin and Giselle aren't coming.

And Wendy goes, oh well, but this is a couple's thing, right? So it's her being shady as well. And let's see, Karen's like, well, you know, what would be a beginning? It would be a beginning. I don't know if Candice is gonna come, but we need a new beginning on our friendship. And Ashley comes and

Karen's like, wow, I'm getting this party on with or without, without Michael, okay? Because Michael doesn't come. Yeah, I can't think that that's weird. And so she's saying things like, well, today is a reset. It's a reset button. So let's grab some food, everyone. Everyone grab some food.

And then Chris and Candace arrive and Chris has this ridiculous turtle neck on and that because I forgot, wasn't he wearing a turtle neck at the reunion, he's like going through real turtle neck phase. Yeah, he's loving those turtle neck. And Candace is trying to... Chef, oh, Chef Kimberly Valentine, just in case everybody forgot, this is a love party. So Candace is never one to be overly melodramatic but anything she goes, attending this love lunch for me,

it's proving to myself that I can move forward and heal. I'm like, relax, you're eating some cared food and sitting on a sofa for, you know, 45 minutes. This is, you're not like, this is not clear where you're starting, you know, like going down into the bowels of the FBI to interview a head of a lecture. Okay, this is a pretty benign experience. Starling, you know, like going down into the bowels of the FBI at interview had a lecture, okay? This is a pretty benign experience

She says my back is still healing from the wound of stab So we get it done done done when she comes up and then you know she's just hugs and Now listen, I know that now's not the place, but maybe next week we can meet for Coffee coffee maybe I would love to see your new house I would love for you to see my new house Karen should I'm invited Be there reset everybody with reset Candace like though the one thing that will heal the heart for Candace is being able to show off her wealth

Or at least the presentation of the wealth So so now she's like I just I Don't have the energy to do the back and forth some dragon my baggage with me, but I'm here. I Came I'm like, okay, all right. You already got your role on your homemade pilot. So this is more than enough of these of these, uh, is triotics. So Canvas goes over and feels Wendy's new booty and Wendy's like, do you like it? I got my money's worth and being me. It's all, you know, me is meeting all the new people or whatever. Canvas. And, um, so Wendy is saying, um, Ashley, are you nervous about the baby

coming? I'm like, yeah. I mean, it goes, well, for me, I haven't given a vaginal birth. It's all been a cesarean. Yeah, because I always love seeds or salons. So I thought, why not just like go all the way through a cesarean, right? And Wendy, in a sort of a s slide attempt to get Mia to slip up but when he held her you again and when Mia has this strange response which goes, oh, well I had to go back and look at my ID and I'm 36 years old. Okay, this is terrible, but I actually had to see this.

I'm done in the four of my life. I thought I was 46 years old. And so I was telling my family, I'm going to be 47 this August, right? So that's getting up there. And my friend Nora was like, uh, what year were you born? I told her she goes, that's not, that's not 46. You're 45. And I said, Mom, I'm 46, right? And she said, no, you're 45. You fucking moron. I've been, I mean, I just feel like I want a whole new year to my life. This whole year, I've been like, oh, 46, that's terrible. I'm so 45, I'm gonna go out there and fix some twings.

I'm a baby. I'm young. Wow, I mean, that's kind of, I mean, it's hilarious because you've always told me that you were like a year older. So I've always been thinking, well, isn't it so funny that Ron and I are like four years apart and like it doesn't feel like we're four years apart? Like that's like, that's how it's apart as my brother is.

I know, but now that you're, now that I know that you're just like literally a more different, so I'm a more, but I've done that too. I've definitely had moments like that where I'm like, yeah, well, you know, being 41, I'm like, wait, am I 41? Wait, no, I'm, excuse me, you should go to the other way where I'm like, oh shit, I'm actually 42.

Oh my god. I mean, getting your added on. Feel like I won a prize. So Ashley's like, yeah, that's why I was saying I mean, I thought you said you got your literal plastic Whatever it's called Because I thought a baby's sitting number down there and she's like oh well that's why you know Swim into that but I just didn't cuz oh we get it into my oh gosh So Mia's turning into this woman, right? Like oh, yeah, we have sex just too much

I'm so can't because so the bean is getting beat up She's like I've known Mia for five seconds and I've learned I've learned about her busted bean already like already This is too much for an actress like me to take on too much So can't this is like well I hear that I missed a scuffle the other day Kerkos, this is not an event to discuss Jusela and I. What we are not going to do is discuss Jusela and I. Today is about love and moving on. Put, put.

No, still doesn't really work. I was just trying to work that into something. So Wendy's like, um, Wendy tells me out. But you were the one talking about Jacelle's great character and now you're saying that she's a real boss. I mean, it seems like you're changing your tones about it. And Mia says, well Karen, if you miss them, if you don't miss them, don't miss them, but don't not miss them,rs. ain't mission you mesh. Now hold on now let me set my DVR because they're

re running the commission hold on one second. I don't want to miss any we rounds of Mr. Mr. Belvedere okay. Streaks on the China never mattered before who can't write am I right ladies. She said mish I'm glad you mentioned that because that bothered me so much that she kept saying missions that have mesh, although maybe she, maybe she was saying mesh and that's just how she says mesh. She says mesh is

mesh, but she was like, you can mesh than you mesh, but if you don't mesh, you know, mesh, so what, you know, like you just hope you can mesh for someone, but sometimes you don't mesh, you know, it's like walking through a mesh door. Sometimes you just don't see it. You know, I'm saying, like stop saying mesh. So she's saying just don't see it you know I'm saying my stop saying miss so she's saying she's saying you know I mean I wasn't not missing with her but like anytime you wish which rhymes with mish death on someone's husband I have to real real value weight in yourself's misheter okay I have to read about you and then we cut to the guys talking in the other room and raised like look out the window sometimes there's up to 12 deer out there Yeah, it was like again so dad like I'm pointing out all the deer that sometimes appear so then

Candace is like wait, so who wish death on someone? Oh, well they said to Giselle You're a beautiful woman and that's not going to last forever and she said well You'll be dead before that happens and I'm gonna be the one that kills you because I'm gonna kill you You should be done by now, right? That's exactly what she said Oh my gosh, she is twisting this so much so Candace just laughs and Karen goes, hmm what we are not gonna do is laugh That's not cool. I mean, it's like yeah Karen said it's not cool. So it's not cool And when he goes um, so now you don't think Yourself's got good character and she's like um, I said that before this dial on So that was before they dial on she goes whoa you thought she was good now

But now she's not good. Is that what you're saying? Like I guess you're just a pretty face, but you're really mean. She's, oh, but then I think that after that was when you asked her for a number. And she's like, Oh, wow, I was just trying to enlighten the air, which is probably something you should have tried to do because it was your home. You know, I hate ignorant air. I'm glad someone was trying to enlighten it because that air believes so many incorrect things. Like that air didn't even wanna get vaccinated.

I'm like, wow, someone has to enlighten this air right now. Okay, someone has to. Oh my gosh, Mia is a gift. She is so good, she is. So, so that, cause you know what, I like that she just turns it on Wendy. Cause Wendy is trying with her And I think that she thinks that that Mia's just gonna be a pushover and Mia will not take it, you know and

Yeah, it actually says, you know like if you know if my friend were in that situation I'd be giving her the benefit that rather than the person I just met and Mia's like well Why I'm gonna be like I see you Wendy's going going I got you I see you I see you like this I got you like doing the snake eyes thing at her It's like what's your problem? She's what if you would listen then you would understand and can't just go We're not going to be doing here. What we're going to be doing here is being nice And what we're not gonna be doing here is talking about not listening Okay, so do we understand that the two things that we're gonna be doing and. What we're going to be doing here is being nice. What we're not going to be doing here is talking about not listening. Okay, so do we understand that the two things that we're going to be doing and not doing okay? And me as well. I'm done with her anyway. Yeah, I'm

done talking to her and she kind of waves her off. Reset button. Reset. We need a reset button here. And Wendy says, well, what you're not going to do is since I don't know you is we're not going to come for me. I'm like, Wendy, you've literally been coming for this woman. You're making me defend a woman. I don't even, I feel like this is a woman who's probably like pretty bad. I don't know why. I feel like she's probably like, she's already shown how shady she is because she's like very slippery with her truth. But like, I'm already in a position of defending her because Wendy has totally has been coming for her all this time and then she's gonna say that,

oh, Mia's not allowed to come for her when Mia's actually just defending herself against Wendy's obvious shade. Yeah, so Wendy's been get dick. So Wendy's waving her finger at her going, like you are not gonna come for me. And Mia goes, I was just telling you what you weren't gonna do to me.

So you can't seem like what I'm not gonna do to you. But I'm telling you what you're not gonna do to me. You see, you can't seem like what I'm not gonna do to you. But I'm telling you what you're not gonna do to me. She goes, oh, we are not gonna do that. You're not gonna do that. Get your head out of my face. Okay, so this is where it goes crazy because Wendy has been like waving her finger and stuff in this girl's face.

And then this girl's just like talking with her hand. And now Wendy's like, oh, now you have your hand in my face. Yeah. What's the difference between that and what you were just doing? Get over yourself, lady. Yeah, and me, I go, well, it's not, well, now you have your hand in my face. Yeah. What's the difference between that and what you were just doing? Get over yourself, lady. Yeah, and me, I go, well, it's not, well, it's in your face. What are you going to do about it?

And, and, and, and this is like, oh, we're not doing this again. We're not doing this again, because we get like a brief flashback to the fight. And I kind of was, well, we're giving love, we're giving love, reset button, giving love, giving love, poop, poop, golf golf. Poop, poop, poop. I don't know know what sounds good about that and Wendy tells us I will not let me get to me because I am Zenwen so get your click done get your eyebrow done get your knee done I don't care and so Karen's like we're giving love love we're giving

love when he says I don't need that I got my husband and my kid, so I don't care. And I have to say, yeah, I'm your booty. And so she gets up and starts dancing her butt around and stuff. Yeah. And then Mia's like, well, in the fact that Wendy is so bent out of shape means that she's insecure and threatened. And it has nothing to do with me.

It has everything to do with her. Noted. Yeah. So, not it. So now they with her. Not it. Yeah. So, mad at it. So now they transition, but me is also correct. So now they transition. Yeah, I'm team, I'm team Mia so far on that one. Me too.

So they go, they start playing a game called Happily Married, which is basically just a newlywed game, to find out how much everyone knows about each other, which to me read very much like Dr. Simone, Dr. Simone in Mexico on vacation, group therapy session, think that she likes to do. This was like very Dr. Simone right here playing this game. So they just asking questions and they're doing it's literally the newlywed game. So the first one is, what's his favorite sexual position? And so, can't just me because, how do you spell it? I-

I- I- She can't spell this one very well. I love it. So they're all answering, I don't know. Do I have to go through all these answers? It's just kind of like saying, just like answering things. I don't know. Do I have to go through all these answers? It's just kind of like saying just like answering things. I don't know They well, it just gets really good when we get to the who would you who would you if you could have a pass basically

With anyone in this group who would it be to the guys? So the guys get to pick one wife that they would pick to be their their wife if their husband's died or something like that, right? So then you see Wendy who thinks that they're not hearing her. She tells Eddie, what does that say? And he goes, not applicable. And she goes, you need to make sure it doesn't we do something else because that looks like Mia.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. And Ash is like, oh my God, I'm so glad Michael isn't here. So, let's say then, say, and Ray chooses Katie. Yeah, that was the most hilarious response of all of Katie. Katie's showing up. And so, yeah, so Eddie basically says not applicable. And when he says none, and Mia is like, I think that Wendy is programmed him to be team Wendy

and I think that he has a very insecure wife that needs to work on that. But then the big, yeah, I mean, totally because then the answer is she's like, don't you, don't you dare write me a, what does that say? And he says, he tells her the answer so she writes the same thing. So when they find out that they have the same answer,

they cheer like they got it right. You two are cheaters. And also Wendy cheated because it's supposed to be in one word and she used three words and Overlapped with one of them. So it's a total cheat which I think is Listen, I know we're trying to expand the idea of what a professor's all about but cheating is not one of them Okay, you got to like you can't endorse cheating if you're a professor. So But the real incendiary question is where did you meet your spouse? They all have various answers, but the Mia's, Mia and G, they answered strip club and everyone

was like, huh? Mia's like, I was a bartender. And then that's when Ashley tells us, girl, you're a stripper. The only thing that can explain to Clotoral are we constructive surgeries. Strippers need to make a clap on stage. You're a stripper. So you can already sense this is gonna become the next scandal with Mia, was she a stripper?

Yeah. And G tried, the winners are G, who cares, sitting in care, and it's like, well, this was a huge success and it was so revealing, but I see me a little do a little wiggle and I'm not sure if she was just a bartender. Mm. And Karen, this says, if you were a bartender,

I'm a white man. That was acting. Did you like that? Thank you so much. Before it to me in my new pilot called, well, it hasn't had a name yet because we're a link for distributor. But look forward to it on Craigslist TV.

I love that Mia was a stripper. I love it and I hope that this whole thing isn't like a let's shame the stripper thing. No, like everybody isn't on their damn internet jerking off to whatever. No, of course not. That's that's very retro great to do that. And in fact, I think Wendy was already on Twitter tweeting up the storm, digging herself into a hole, saying that she's not shaming a stripper. She's shaming a liar, a liar. So yeah, whatever. Whatever. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. Okay, well, this was a fun episode.

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