Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Voted Out

Episode Date: October 27, 2020

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Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, but people are really sorry. Kids, what happens? There's so much that happens. Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Corappans. The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on Yeal Bros. It's me, Ronnie, Ronnie Carram.

And over there has been Madelker, hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. What's up? How you doing, baby? Oh, you know, it's Monday, just starting the week, you know, ready to embrace Halloween week, I guess. So there's that. I'm excited. I'm in the suburbs, and now these people, I mean, my God, there's like, hey, what are we

doing for Halloween? I say we have adult tables on our lawns, and then we address the kids, and then we can catch up with each other. I'm like, what the fuck is this? That sounds awful. Are you people? I don't know why you're coming onto my lawn. I don't even have a folding table.

That's awful. Not gonna do that. Not for sure. What the hell? So I'm gonna just sit on my porch and, you know, freeze some Milky Way so they get really hard those little mini ones and and then just slingshot them at Little Kids' heads. I think that's the key of that.

If you wanna get to know me as your neighbor, get to know me. All right, let's do it the right way. Yeah. Yes. Everybody, welcome to the show today. Today is real housewives of Potomac Day. Very excited about it.

Very, very exciting. Great season, Great show. Even though our favorite character, baby Dean, was not in this episode at all. Wann, Wann, Wann. I'll tell you what I think about politics. I vote for the milk party. Wann, Wann. Wann, Wann. I vote for the Duhnuts shaped plastic toy that I like to put in my mouth. Wann, Wann.

I vote that whoever the new Supreme Court justice is, she needs to sit in a chair that bounces up and down. Where, where, where, where? I say that whoever's going to be president of this country, better be super fozzy like the bunny in the book that my mommy gives me and I touch it and I like it. I cannot know who to vote for for president unless I taste the ear. All right. My cabinet, if I were running for president, my cabinet would consist of a little airplane, a little elephant, a little bumblebee and a little ladybug all featured on the mobile above my crib. Why, why? We're great friends, we have a great working relationship.

Yeah, it's politics day on Petoma, because Wendy's educated and really smart once everybody to know about voting. Listen, if you want to keep my attention, do not talk about voting for anything, okay? That's when I check out. Thankfully, it's a housewives show. So it's only, you know, it's actually about important issues

that adults should care about for about two seconds before it gets into, hey, who are we gonna be mean to this week? Yeah, before Candice has a scene with Karen, you know, and distracts everyone with feathered shoes going down a staircase. Yeah, okay, so we open at a jewelry shop and just all comes in dress like I'm up it. I don't know if Cookie Monster

gets discounts at this jewelry shop or what? But she's in a full on blufer. He went to Cookie Monster. I want this ring to have 10 carrot chips chocolate chips We knew that this was gonna be a place that just I would like to go to because the walls were that hideous purple that is echoed in her living room and all over her hideous house I was like oh she chose this jeweler based solely on the wall decor didn't she? See it's not just me. Yeah, so we're greeted by Kara He was just the happiest jeweler you've ever seen. She's like nice to meet you See, it's not just me, ya! So we're greeted by Kara! He was just the happiest jeweler you've ever seen.

She's like, nice to meet you! If there's something you'd like to see up close, just let me know! Or I'm gonna be on you the whole time! I'm Kara! So Jacelle starts talking about how, like being in the Jewish store makes her thinking about Jamal, and she's like the projectory of our relationship is yes marriage even though projectory is not really a word or

a word in this context but that is what our projectory is. Yeah this is when I turn on close captioning because I was like I must have heard that wrong but I didn't it was projectory so things you throw she's like you know which makes sense in the concept in the context of their marriage Yeah, it's her life and her goals and her plans and her future and her happiness all being thrown So she says if a diamond was five carrot the first time then the second time it needs to be ten. Nah double for her trouble then the second time it needs to be 10, nah, double for her trouble. So. I wish I was going to run and says that everywhere.

Yeah, she's got a point, you know, these red belt peppers on sale, double for my trouble. Like, man, you didn't have any trouble. You just walked in the door, double for my trouble. So one is there because, of course, one is, you know, this is the marriage storyline for one. and super excited to be there is never Charismatic quad comes in and he's like you're already looking. How? Where's the rubber band section? Someone pointed at that any hair ties for sale preferably sparkly ones

How do we feel about twisty ties like I'm like a garbage bag, we put those around a ring and finger. You know what? You ever see, I don't know if you've seen this around your neighborhood or in Austin, but like Uber Eats and Postmates have this new high-tech service, whether these like autonomous carts that deliver your food, have you seen those? L-O-L, no. I'd love to see them take on the Texas roads. of these autonomous carts that deliver your food. Have you seen those? L-O-L, no. I'd love to see them take on the Texas roads.

It's not like L-A where Whole Foods is right down the block. This would be like 20 miles. Yeah, because you'll be driving down La Brea and then you'll see what looks like a little cart and it's just driving itself on the sidewalk and it stops at the intersection and it's just like motoring along and it's got someone's lunch in it

and it's just driving somewhere. And it's just got like someone's lunch in it and it's just like driving somewhere and it's just like It's just there. It's like adorable, but also kind of scary. It's like an autonomous car Just like it's a robot on its way with your lunch and sometimes I feel like that's what one is sometimes when one comes like Into a scene. He's just like on wheels like Kind of checked out just doing what he has to do, just like, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, like adorable, but also like, is there like, are you just a robot?

Yeah, he's just pre-programmed. So like, wait a minute, why is one carrying way too big a bag of McDonald's? And I'm like, oh, because he's doing postmates today and people feel guilty just ordering one hamburger, so they order 10 to make it worth it. Oh, he's driving. He's driving. He's driving. He's not driving. He's actually just a pushmisser of that. He just he arrives at the restaurant and they open a latch and they put the meal in him.

I don't want to. I put them in. I put them in. They were going to do drones. I read last year that Amazon was going to start using drones for delivery and they just hooked shit to a drone and then it would be like No, like a jet some start down to your house and just drop your shit off at your door They I mean they were talking about that, but where we are right now is a little Little cards that look like toilets just trundling down the street I thought that they had started drones because For anyone who hasn't heard us lately. We both got a ring camera. And so we think we're just like obsessed with ring cameras now.

And mine is set up kind of sideways. So not sideways, but it gets your profile when you come to the front door, not the front of your face. And so people see that there's a ring camera. So they try to avoid the ring camera. I don't know why. I don't know what they think is going to be done with that footage, but I don't even know when something's delivered anymore because it's like they're ducking the camera to get past it. People really have issues with the ring camera.

So you know what, bring on the drones, bring on the little carts. Send in the drones. Send in the carts. and the cards Anyway, it's the point that this one may have my burrito that I'm ordering for lunch today So So Robin meanwhile is we see this like we cut away randomly to Robin and she's shooting a spot a promo spot for embellish And she's like oh you made me mess up and then we see it's just her kid shooting like, shooting her promo spot. I was like, that's so Robin.

Yeah. And then we cut back and just like, she likes that Morganite stone. That means the turn of life. So if we could see a band put to Morganite, Morganite, Morganite stone, Morganite. Ta. You don't touch the Morganite rings.

And so she is like, well, so the Morganite ring is like $59,000. And Juan's like, do you have anything that's like $5? I'm a cart. How much money do you think I have? Can we just add this? We'll put it down a little bit, thanks. And the shady jewelers like, we can do eight to 10. Absolutely, absolutely. absolutely okay poor person. Yeah, she's very like

She says it for so long that it's like a bomb dropping like You just hear your pride being decimated and then And she comes back with one that's like 89.50. And I always think it's so funny. I mean, of course she starts with a $59,000 one. And it's like, not that 89.50 is cheap by any means, but like, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than $59,000. Oh yeah, yeah, of course we have something like this.

Like, well, why don't you start with something reasonable, ma'am. You're being crazy. Listen, if you're gonna spend that much money, marrying someone who's already cheated on you, you better put a find my iPhone chip in their head, okay? That's the only thing I want to be seen, having money spent on it.

Well, the Postmates app is actually very advanced and so you can actually track your order. So Robin can just turn that on. No, but only while you're ordering. Like if you want to tell my mafta, like, you suck! You forgot my fries, idiot, which I would never do Then you can't because it's like they disappear into the ether. It's like I was yours, but only for a moment Yeah, I remember the first time I discovered that concept I took a lift and

This lady the lift driver had like beef stew in the front seat, because she was, she was bringing it to her mom and then her mom called and she was like, mom, I got the beef stew, I'm bringing the beef stew, okay? No mom, I got the beef stew. And but she was like amazing this woman and we talked about beef stew the entire time.

And then afterwards, I like texted her to say, I just wanna say that was the most amazing ride. And I hope your beef stew turns out amazingly. And then like lift was like, I like Texan to say, I just want to say that was the most amazing ride and I hope your beef stew turns out amazingly. And then like lift was like, I'm sorry, is this a concern for the customer support? And I was like, oh my gosh, I've never seen her again. You just cut off like your whole relationships gone now. Yeah. Oh, well, okay.

So then we see like this cute little bird that doesn't even do any dances. And now that I've seen that major show with bird's dancing, like I hate birds that have no talent. Like you are so talentless. Could you do something? I just saw like three birds and a choreographed dance on our planet. So make an effort bird. Yeah, yeah.

Be better, okay. So then we see Marimo Nix place and she's with Pearl, who is actually Chris's godfather. And his name was Pearl, right? I'm not making you like me. It's Pearl Mary. How many? Welcome home.

I just wanted to see Pearl from 2 to 7 hanging out the window. That's the only Pearl that I know. I would love it if this Pearl just had his own like window frame. I just carried around just stuck his elbows out of, just attached to him. So she's working on her podcast and her ticket sales are terrible. And so she's called in Pearl to help her set up and everything. And Monique's basically at that point where we've mentioned this another, on another episode, but she's at that point where we were when we started,

which is that we had no idea what we were doing, and she's making a million gift bags for her entire audience, and we used to do that before the show, we used to do all these gift bags, we needed to give them everything, we needed to give everything, we were so nervous that people would hate us,

and so we would spend hours putting together like assembly and gift bags, and all that stuff, It was like madness. Well, I definitely see why hers cost $200,000 or whatever to put on. Jesus Christ. Now, we definitely know about people not buying tickets. You know that happens sometimes. And what we've learned is you just learn from real housewives show.

So if you have a huge bill that you can't pay, just do your show, eat all the food, just order all the food you can, all the drinks you can't pay, just do your show, eat all the food, just order all the food you can, all the drinks you can. And then at the end, say, I need you to send this bill to P.K. Ken Slee. Address Jennifer Lopez's old house. A K.A. Tyler Hartley's old house too. Really make that was his dream. That's his new old house. Yeah, you're right. Jennifer Lopez's old house was her last old house. Yeah, you're right. Jennifer Lopez's old house was her last old house. Now this new farmhouse is going to be her old house was also the guy

from this is us. Yeah. Wait, they're moving out of the farmhouse. Yeah, they move every year. It's something to do with taxes. So I'm going to do with breaking the law. I don't know. So they're the worst bandits ever. They just go on the run from one neighborhood to another. The Democrats are speaking. Oh, last neighborhood. They have sidewalks. And this one does.

How will they ever recognize us? Dex season, she's going to do the entire season with like a little mustache and glasses. More wheat. Back season she's gonna do the entire season with like a little mustache and glasses Morit so Anyway, the point is this Monique is like making a million gift bags with like a million things in them She's got like books and all the swag. She just got like way too much like girl. It's you just do your show do your show and And so she's just like talking about how, uh, Pearl is like a guy, he's like

a pastor. He's also a guy that they call whatever they need help. And, um, you know, he really grounds Monique and really helps her get over things in life, you know. Yeah. So she's talking about the fight and how she felt guilty finally, but it took her a long time to even feel bad. And he's like, yeah, it's like boxing. You don't know when you're hurt. And I was like, hmm, don't bring up, don't bring up boxing right now. Bad timing. Bad timing. And she's like, yeah, you know, I wanted to call Candice and tell her that I'm sorry, but now I can't because, you know, she press charges. And so legally, I can't call her. But I really want the girls to see that I'm growing. So I'm inviting them to my show as seat fillers. Yeah, exactly. I really want them to see how much seat fillers. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

I really wanted to see how much I've grown in the past 10 days by making them take time out of their lives to come to an event that I'm throwing. That will probably be pretty annoying for them. Yeah. Oh, so that's pretty much that. So she starts calling the girls and she calls Robin first. And she's like, well, first of all, I'm just calling to say, hey, it's like, oh, right, right. Morning, I'm wondering, it's like, well, actually, I'm doing a podcast about redefining yourself

possibly with essential oils. That's a spoil or alert. And I would love if you would come, you know, because I did something that wasn't right and I want you to see the work that I've done. It's all contained in a gift bag. I know the word that you've done. She said, Rob was like, oh, let me think about it. Not because I'm afraid of you,

more because your event sounds terrible. And that's just something that hasn't changed. I really want to believe she's changed for the better, but I don't know what to do! So then the money calls Karen to invite her and Karen's like, Absolutely! I'll be in the audience, absolutely! Being a great friend who doesn't take sides calling security and all the audience members

asking me for autographs and no, I can't go up on stage. No, of course not, please don't invite me. Sure, okay, I'll be a guest. I'll be a guest as well. Sure, you want me to, I can't go up on stage. No, of course not please don't invite me of course sure. Okay. I'll be a guest I'll be a guest as well sure you want me to I'll host it. I'll host it. Thank you money So then Wendy is next on the call list and she's like, oh last I spoke to you didn't have any remorse So I would be a really fucked up person if I came and supported if I know that somebody was hurt and she's like But you know, look time is passed. So don't act like I don't have remorse because that's not the case. And she's like, okay, well, no, basically, I will not go.

She's like, I want to support her, but what she did, well, never said, wow, with, okay, like what are the, how long, how long does this last for Monique? I guess forever, right? Well, I don't think forever. I think they just like, I think probably what annoys them is that Monique is now saying, I want you to see how much I've grown by coming to my show. And I was like, girl, it's only been two weeks. I mean, like, I can barely grow my fingernails in that time.

Okay? So, like, it's only been a wee bit of an episode. I guess it would be like me, S me sink bin I owe you an apology. So to apologize come to my cabaret. Exactly. That's what it is. That's why it still feels like a little insincere, right? And she's like, I mean, I'm a person who's made mistakes and I want to give these, I want to give these, I want these women to give me a chance. Let me show you what I've learned. Let me show you my growth, you know, and she's like, but like, I get that, and I think that's totally fair to feel that way. But like, maybe do it over dinner

and not in an event where you're, you're essentially leveraging your co-stars to, you know, raise the profile of your podcast. I mean, I guess, but if you want to see how much I've grown, I'm going to need a microphone in my hand, okay? I've grown my range. Fist got a swim, birds got a fly. I think people could just look at what I'm giving to Goodwill with my old pant sizes, then they'll see how much I've grown.

Your skinny jeans. Yeah. So now we go to business gate, which is what is business gate? Business gate is the home of Evalora, the life coach to Karen and Ray. Oh, it's like her office, her office complex called business gate. That sounds like a scandal happening at least with Andrew Pumps restaurants business business gate. That sounds like a scandal happening at least of Andrew Pum's restaurants. Business, business, business gates. On the loop, on the loop gate.

Yeah, pretty much. So yeah, Karen and Ray go to a life coach, because Ray doesn't want to see a therapist, so he's going to go, but he's OK with going to a less licensed version. So he's going with a little hat to to see Avalora Ray very off brand hat for him. It wasn't quite a fedora. I don't know what sort of hat it was but it was definitely It showed that he's definitely going through some emotional issues because he's now he's experimenting with hats

No, he's he's said it with those words a million times. He said I just want a fucking retire Please can we please just let me retire? That's all I want to do and they won't. So now he's taking it out on his clothes. That is total retirement. That's the hat you buy when you're like, I'm rich and I don't have to do shit. And I'm certainly not apologizing for my hat, sir. That's true. That's true. So if a Laura wants to help them improve their marriage and raise like, well, you know, I'm working on my third retirement and Karen's blossoming into new business ventures. So listen, I think that's great. I think it's great that you're on your third retirement. Also, I don't understand why you're on your third retirement. Like, I feel like the first retirement means that that's like the retirement, right?

So something's up, Ray, that you had that you were now on your third one. So I guess this is my way of just trying to say that, um, don't be mad at Karen because you've had to retire three times. Yeah. And he's like, she used to be Ray Hugo's wife. And now I'm Karen Hugo's husband. It's a different dynamic. Where is my sea bass? And Ava's like, well, guess what? It's a new season, okay? It's your 23. It's not your two. And we do think differently now, well guess what? It's a new season, okay? It's your 23, it's not your two. And we think differently now, okay, right?

Women go to work. Okay. Excuse me, excuse me, lawyers. Did you know that we're on season 23 of this show? Do I still have the same contract, lawyers? When is someone gonna tell Jazeal how to dress? Hmm. One season, we've been on three times as long as cheers.

Mmmmmm. Well, being on a 23 year old show of the practically the Simpsons of reality TV at this point. It's an honor. So she's like, well, you know it's a new marriage for us now. Mmmmmm. Yeah. Uh, the demand is shifted.

And we have to make it sustained. We don't have kids anymore. It's M.T. N.S. Richard Drive-Hus is gone. What should we do? So she's like, you know, I'm working on it, but Ray doesn't think he has to do a thing. And he's like, well, she has to make herself available to work on the marriage. Yeah. And then he says, the Karen used to always be the aggressor when they got married, you know, because she was at home and she was a housewife, if you will, and well, so she have to do beyond the house and me. Women, they're so simple. And she's like, right, do here yourself. And she's like, yeah, but we've also got to talk about business challenges because Ray, you know, she says it in a very nice way, but she's like,

the third retirement is because Ray has gone broke three times and I have to keep saving her asses. So maybe, you know, a thank you would be nice. Yeah. And she's like, I held things down and she's like, I don't need an accolade for that. Although I will take an accolade for many, many other things like being iconic.

That being said, at the same time, when your woman stands by a man I would expect a man at some point to say thank you for soldiering up. And he's like, soldier soldier. Thank you for soldiering up. Look that's all I needed to hear exactly what I wanted. Just repeated. Thank you Ray. Thank you. Thank you Ray. Everything is fixed now doctor. Did you see the way he clasped my hand so gently and without emotion? Wow, I felt it. And she's the doctor or the life coach is like, okay, well, you know what? It sounds like you guys are willing to work things out and you want tools and guess what I've got? A lot of tools. And Karen was just like, better not be a vibrator. I don't do that.

How many times do I need to say on the show? I said it in season five, and I'll say it in season 23. I do not need vibrators. Ah, tools, that reminds me of the gardening, said I got when I was planning to spend my retirement, growing little vegetables somewhere, and now here we are. So dropper, eh? Those tomatoes can wait. So now we go to Wendy's house, where her boys are, of course, just like running around, and like one of them is wearing,

I don't know what you call that baby thing, where it's like, I know it has a name, I just can't remember, it's like a mat, but it also has like a little arch, it's like two little arched things, and there's like things that dangle from it, you know, I just can't remember. It's like a mat, but it also has like a little arch. It's like two little arched things and there's like things that dangle from it, you know, and the baby lies under it and it's like, ah, you know, so the boy is like wearing it as a cape.

Which is so funny, I love that kid. And she's giving her kids droplets of for breast milk because they want some too. I don't know, it's a weird scene. I mean, look, I don't have babies, obviously. I'm not used to people wanting my breast milk, but if you offer me yours, you better have some fruity pebbles to back that shit up.

Okay. Yeah, and she like gives it like a tincture. She's like, has like little drops that she literally gives them. You know, so they have a palette. And so, so then they like go running off to like, you know, knock over vases and stuff. And in the meantime, Wendy... Now, why did I write this? I said, Wendy's on the phone with Wendy. I don't think she's on the phone with Wendy.

Unless she's having like an introspective scene. Oh, no, she's on the phone with just, oh my bell! She wants to invite her to wine with Wendy, where we talk about women pressing issues, wine, women and pressing issues. And I'm fighting all the ladies except Monique because this is supportive of women that I, I approve of, just support for women, I approve of wine with Wendy. Thank you. Now, I'm very disappointed and Wendy hugely disappointed mainly because she

seems like, she seems like a very smart woman, she seems very bright, and this all makes me upset. Of course, what I'm referring to is the fact that she has a sign that says blessed on her counter. I was like, Wendy, come on, I expect a lot more from you. Well, if it helps you, I'm sure it's blessed. My cash tag. Cash tag blessed. Cash tag blessed. At least it doesn't say Caliente. Yes, there's blessed. My cash tag. Hush tag blessed. Hush tag blessed.

At least it doesn't say Caliente. Yes, there's that. Or kitchen. I mean, that's the worst one. That's the worst one we've ever seen. Didn't Gina have one that says kitchen? I think so. Just in case she got a little confused in her house.

Not an issue anymore, but you know. Those signs are still huge sellers. They're still at home goods all the time. And cracks me. I love the laundry went to you. Thank God you told me I was trying to make toast in this thing. So anyway, so Wendy's having this gathering of women and so now she's inviting so she invites Chazelle and then she calls up Candace and Candace is like Cha cha cha cha cha I am currently fixing my wig to my forehead. Oh, no, it's not my wig. It's my paper. It's my it's my tissue square. That's it. Sorry, I'm wearing a tissue square at the event.

She's gonna get stuck wearing just multiple tissue squares on her head for the next level. So she invites her and she's like, how are you? I'm just checking in. Candice is like, I'm taking it by the hour. I have many panic attacks. What can possibly happen next? I mean, there have just been so many lives. The other day it was really windy and I left the window open. All my posts, it's just flew right off the walls. I don't know if I'm okay anymore. Yeah, I literally have no idea.

Candice now shooting in a wheelchair and a body cast, you know? I don't know how I can have my, have my, have my, survive this. She's hosting a telephone for herself. But she's saying that there's been so many lies and untruths on social media that have all come from Monique's camp, you know, and then things are not great with Karen either. Karen is backpedaling and Karen told Candace initially, well, yeah, I would press Jarge, but now she's backpedaling.

I'm like, well, that's Karen, that's what she does. She literally, like, if you ever saw her get onto a tricycle, she goes in the wrong direction every single time. She does nothing but backpedal, okay? It's good for the back of your thighs. I'll sold you up for this tricycle. So Wendy's like, well, I hope that wine with Wendy

will be a space for you to let your tear napkins down so we can love and respect you you like you should be loved and respected And she's like well, I don't want to ruin your event, but I will be pulling care in the side Nice try good luck good luck with that one Seriously, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap celebrity beef You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife, and I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast,

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It's very tough on me. And Jamal's just sitting there like a lump, just like waiting probably to text some trick on the side. You know? Yeah. And she's also like, well, you know, I'm happy for Robin, but it makes me realize what I just don't have. So she's like, look, I miss you.

But the only option is we just don't continue down this road But I'm not into that option So in all serious and he's like well your battle cry was you needed to pretend I had to write this whole thing down Because the way he speaks is hilarious. He's so he's so foolish. It never date anybody let alone marry somebody who talks like this It's ridiculous. Yes, thank you. Well, your battle cry was, you needed to protect your space and your priority was safeguarding your individuality. And that was not, that was your singular priority.

Was it you didn't want to lose, and then he does Shannon, Hans, Shannon Bedore-Hans, because who can follow this sentence? And she's like, yeah, I didn't want to lose myself in you. And he's like, yes, so I've been intentional not to infringe on that. Shut up. Talks like that. Say you said you wanted your space. So I was giving you your space. Whenever someone starts talking to you like they're starring in the vow, run. Yeah. Exactly. And notice that he's putting it all on her, right? Like, like, he's, well, you said you wanted space. Uh, well, he wasn't even that. She said you want

to be protected or whatever. And I don't know. Listen, he is, I don't care who he is. He is. He's, he's got fuck boy mentality. Okay. We see it a lot on Bravo. And we're seeing it right here with Jamal. And now he's giving us whole business, trying to make it seem like it's her fault. And then, and then he says this, he's like, he's like, Bravo and we're singing it right here with Jamal. And now he's giving us a whole business, trying to make it seem like it's her fault. And then, and then he says this, he's like, he's like, well, we're both different now and don't want to assume anything, because he sort of has a sort of a strange kind of like,

bra, bra, bra, bra, hois. And he's like, your progression of thought is a new entity that you have not introduced until 90 seconds ago. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no one foot somewhere else. Yeah, your progression of thought is a new entity that you had not introduced until 90 seconds ago. Get the fuck out of that car. Okay.

Seriously. Get out of that car. So she's like, well, you know, I don't express myself often. So I'm glad that I did that. And he goes, I know it's the Hermit and the Crab. Now what does that mean? What does that mean?

I had to look it up. OK, do you want to hear? Oh, I thought it made a link. Hold on, I'm going to tell you what I found. I know about Hermit Crab's. Well, do you want to hear? Oh, I thought it made a link hold on I'm gonna tell you what I found I know about her McCrabbs. Well, yeah, her McCrab, right? Obviously, that's the only thing that really came up and I was like well there has to be something about the hermit and the crab so I looked it up. Okay, her McCrab Someone who stays at home never venturing out. Okay, I get that someone in their shell

her McCrab, we're a single person lies in bed Okay, I get that someone in their shell. Hermit crab, we're a single person, lies in bed, passes gas, and then pulls the covers over one's own head to enjoy their own essence. It's like the Hermit on the crab. Okay, Hermit crab again, because there is no Hermit crab. So it says a sexual position in which the Mona wraps her legs around the man's hips like a tool belt. The man picks up the woman and power bombs her, tightening her up like a hermit crab.

Tinding her up like a hermit crab. Is that like something that hermit crabs are known for tightening up? I was not sure, but I was cracking myself up. I think Jamal's whole thing, his whole mo, is that he takes two word concepts and he puts an end in between them and tries to make it seem like it's some sort of like age old story that we should all know. He's like, you know, it's like the soda and the desk. It's like the, of course I can't think of anything that has two words in it. I'm like

It's like the curtain it's like the curtain of the television. It's like the table in the lamp It's like the chain in the saw the old story about the chain in the saw It's like the construction paper, you know, it's like the construction of the paper. You know, the story about the construction in the paper, right? It's like the yellow and the vera. Okay. So let's get our money. Slive podcast. We played this place. Love it. Did we play city winery in DC?

Oh, no, in Atlanta. But it looks like the one we play. The dressing room. I know. I was the same. They even use that same green. I know. I felt the same way too. I saw it. I was like, yay. It's city winery memories. I was like, oh, we never been to this one. But they're all pretty much the same. They have that same vibe. They're very classy and fun. We have great shows there. Yeah, I was just thinking I thought I thought was French fries when I saw that place. I was like can't wait to get the French fries

Now we've been wondering how Monique spent $200,000 on a live podcast And I'm starting to get the sense that she rented out city winery because that's crazy that she spent $200,000 And when we get when we're there we see that she's like, there's like a jazz band, she has all these panelists, she got her gift bags, like, girl, just show up and talk. This is crazy. When she's got a full orchestra like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

warming up, trumpet player. Parachectics. Yeah. Second line, a tap, damn screw, this is gonna come out. What is happening, Monique? This is too much. The children from Karen's behind the backyard, twirling around on rings.

Yes. So Monique's backstage and she's with the panelists moderator and she says, you know what, we're not gonna talk about the physical altercation, which I think is funny because I like when people feel the need to be super formal about things to make themselves seem mature. I'd be like, we're not going to talk about the physical altercation.

Just say it's a fight. It's a fight. We're not going to talk about the fight. It's okay. You can say that, Mother. Yeah. You can ask for me about anything but the physical altercation. And Po, who's the lady who's going to run the audience stuff, is like, okay, okay.

We'll see about that. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. who's a lady who's gonna run the audience stuff is like, okay, okay, we'll see you about that. Yeah, exactly. So Ashley is there, because she just wants to support a friend, but Karen can't make it because she's sick, which is, I think this is pretty in line with what Karen does with events, right?

I mean, how many times has she called and said, what was, remember Robyn's event that she had two or three years ago? That was like, that was like their big beef for the longest time that Robbins had a luncheon at like, a diner and Karen didn't show up. The diner. At the Domino's pick up window.

Oh, so Ashley's like, Well, everybody else is turning their backs on her, but I'm not wanting to jump on the bandwagon. Hi, it's me Karen. Sorry, I'm on a bandwagon now. Can't really make your event. I hope it goes well. The age old story of the band and the wagon. So Monique, so, well, look, I appreciate you coming. I got a text from Karen at 630 this

morning saying she's not feeling well, you know, which sucks because I went to her thing and I was like a hundred months pregnant for Christ's sake, but whatever. Yeah, and then Monique again is doing this thing about how she wants people to see where she's at now. Like, Monique, it's really only been 10 days. It's only been 10 days, okay? And people shouldn't have to like get dressed up to have to understand your growth. Yeah, they shouldn't have like like get dressed up to have to understand your growth.

Yeah, they shouldn't have like a two drink minimum. There should be no food and beverage minimum to watch you grow. But yeah, I think Karen should have at least come, you know. She should have of course. So Wendy's like, well, Wendy, the ladies are telling us why they're not there. And Wendy's like, well, I don't think that it's time to pay her any mind until she proves

that she knows how to act right. And Robyn's like, two weeks is long enough to learn a lesson. So then Monique's like, yeah, they want to see that you've changed, but they won't show up to see it. I mean, how else am I supposed to show that I've changed without a moderator that I had? Come on.

Exactly. Yeah, I mean, I think that the crux of it is that by attending the event, they are tacitly supporting Monique's business, et cetera, which it's like, that's like a big, it's not just that they're there to see how she's grown. And it's not a, it's not a person. And it's not, how are they supposed to see how she's grown if she's up on stage talking to a moderator, you know? so it's just all sort of Well, I figured maybe she would have said something like, you know, recently I got into it and I realized that that's not the way to be or she would have said something in the show maybe

To make the ladies, I don't know to like take it to another level so they'll listen to her apology I don't know. That's thinking she was going for that. Yeah, open with that and then invite them rather than invite them and then be like, well, they're not coming. They can't see how much I've grown. It's like, that's, I mean admittedly, I don't know how much she has to grow or not grow, but I just think that like linking her personal growth with wanting to get her friends in the audience is that way it'll do better on social media probably.

I don't know, it's not a smart idea. So Ashley's like, well, you know, you did say that you feel bad about taking you to that level. And she's like, yeah, I mean, Candace, yes, she's always antagonizing, but did she deserve to get physically attacks? No, I guess not. She didn't. She didn't.

And Ashley's like, I'm so proud of you. And you know know the legal element I mean can't it said Karen what would you do in my shoes and Karen said oh well I would press charges and Monique is just hearing this for the first time So she's like What yeah, yeah exactly and then as she's like well Karen push the domino It's right this whole process of Candice pressing charges. And she can't say she's staying out of it. If she's giving that sort of advice, I mean, I don't think Karen

really pushed the domino. I think Dorothy is the main domino queen right over there. I think I think Dorothy is just like walking over kicking dominoes in every direction. And Karen just, you know, I think Karen just says stuff. It's just Karen. Yeah, Karen tries to write the fence, I think. Yeah. Oh, so Monique's like, well, you know, but she's like, I wanna have a very intimate discussion.

So let's have a Q&A everybody. So the podcast starts with the Q&A and the first thing Poe asks is, so Monique, tell us the current state of you and Candace's relationship. And Monique looks so pissed. But she doesn't get into a fight. She's grown.

She's grown. I'm grown. So she's like, well, I'm not gonna talk about the physical altercation. Let's just say, pray for us. Okay. Pray for us. How about that? Everyone's like, eh, I think I'd like to use my prayer somewhere else.

Yeah, I bought $30 nachos to hear that. I like to use my prayer somewhere else. Yeah, I bought $30 nachos to hear that. Exactly, exactly. So then we go over to a bowling alley where Wands, Wands and Robin with the kids and they, a Kathie and Jimmy as their waitress and they get some pizza. And the bowling alley is called Mustang alleey's, which is so funny. So then Robin makes lawns.

I mean, I love it. I'm sorry. I love a good bowling alley name. So Robin names one wonderful on the scorecard. And he's like, whoa, you just clowned me really, really, Robin. I didn't, I didn't even notice that. That's funny. I was wondering what they were talking about.

I assumed it had something to do bowling ball Balls No, you have to name each other on the scorecard. He's like, oh, you just cloned me Wanda so They order basically my diet in quarantine wings fries and cheese pizza minus wings I don't eat those but fries and cheese pizza god. I'm just hungry. We said Domino's also about 10 times drink. This would cap so far. Don't think that's a way.

So anyway. So they're there at the Domino's bowling alley. And so Robyn's nervous because she hasn't talked to her parents about the fact that she owes lots of money for her taxes. And she's worried that her parents are gonna scold her because she's like, well, it doesn't matter I won't you worry you just always have your parents in the back of your head you know just like you know scolding you and I'm just like imagining Lee Unlock and watching this show and just getting so so triggered like

oh yeah you want to talk about a mom you yelling at you how about a mom that wasn't there how could you yell if she's not there mother how bad if your mother was trying to scold you as she drove away? Hard to get scolded when you're holding three torches over your head and a not-spin-throw-it-your-hears, huh? So the parents come and they're just over it, you know. I think they have the look of any parent at that stage. My first just like what? Like seriously, I have Instagram and I have to pretend to bold to hear this. So they talk about taxes and the dad's like, well, at least you're paying it. You know, you didn't run off to Guatemala or something.

So good for you. I'm proud of you, honey. And then she goes to the bathroom and wants like kids come here. Come here, kids. Everyone needs to be here for this. Which I thought was kind of weak because you're talking to the, you're talking to Robin's parents

asking for Robin's hand and marriage. And like you're using the kids as a shield, you know? The parents have to be free to say, listen, you fucking treated my daughter like crap and cheated on her and I need you to promise you're not gonna do that again. Yeah, I agree. I felt that way.

I felt very strongly about that. I thought that was not fair. I thought it was not fair that the parents got dragged to bowling alley and I thought it was not fair that then they couldn't really speak their mind. I mean, because we saw what happened when Giselle with her dad, when she brought Jamal to her dad and he was like, as long as you're happy, I'm happy.

Now, excuse me while I walk off camera, where surely I can express my feelings freely and without any issues. Yeah, so he has the kids there. So the parents are like, ah! Okay. And the kid is equally bored.

The kid doesn't even care that they're giving back together. He's like, ugh. Yeah. So then we go to Peppa Flame. Peppa Flame. And this is Wendy's event. Yeah, one with Wendy, specifically. And Wendy is bringing together women to let them know that their voices matter and are needed.

And so, Karen shows the women are all showing up. I don't know why I was right down who's arriving when. They're all show up. Karen's there. They're earlier wrote, stop it, because that's what I was doing too. Karen comes, double kisses, Ashley comes, just a hug. Stop it. What are you doing? Just a hug. Wow, you really got in there. And then Candice arrives. So when Candice shows up, we got the classic camera shot of the asphalt and a foot coming out of the car.

And she's got these crazy shoes on that have, I don't know, are those peacock feathers? There were some sort of feather in her shoes. There were some kind of like cream colored. So I don't think they were peacock, but maybe they died, I mean, I don't know, but they were big, they were kind of like green colored. So I don't think they were peacock, but maybe died. I mean, I don't know, but they were big. They were some big hobby lobby feathers, you know, they're like those big

feathers that you put in a vase. She needs to fire her gay, basically, like this is unacceptable. It was ridiculous. Well, she's so traumatized still. Now she gets scared of anybody. She could just pull her ankles up. She can try to fly away by flopping her. And then she can do some, she can do some wings and fly away.

It's sort of like Vegas, Vegas show, Gurley. So then, um, uh, Jacelle and Jacelle's wearing this like bloody looking, like, you know, last week, I think I said that someone's top looked like tripe. This is, Jacelle's also maintaining the tripe tradition. It's like very ruffle and testin'y. It's red and spiky. I think she looks like COVID. I think she's dressed like a ball of COVID.

I think she's dressed like a ball of COVID. I think she's dressed like a ball of COVID. And then Robin comes in with a crazy wig. I don't know why this was the event that Robin decided to have a crazy wig, but this is what she chose. Yeah, that's Robin's second half of the season. She's just going to wear different wigs and try and find something that works. And so far, I haven't really landed on that, okay?

But you know, keep trying. You keep trying. So, um, get into the season wig and James, she tells us, are you hiding from the IRS? Just pay your taxes. Yeah, she's like, yeah, Karen goes, that's not a good look. This wig is not to be repeated. And Candace, or who says this? Someone says, oh, Candace, again, she goes, just burn it. Just burn it. And I'm sure it will melt because she is synthetic. Yeah. So when you start leading discussion about policy issues and it's all good, it's all very, you know, it's a nice, it's a nice scene talking about, you know, you turning your voices

into power, becoming aware of the programs that are available to women, women of color, etc. And then she does some role-playing where she's acting as if she's just like a government bureaucrat and someone of the audiences trying to pretend to apply for something or whatever. And we just sort of see like real stuff for a moment. Yeah. Basically, like how to talk to your politicians

and ask them for what you want for. And then they try to back out of it. And so you compromise, you know, you know, you compromise, but you stick to your guns and you compromise. Most basically it was one in the jewelry shop. So then it's over and I was like, man, I need to go to this kind of political event because the first thing you see is it ends. It's like applause and a gigantic martini is delivered delivered. Yeah and like huge plates of catfish. So Candice pulls

Karen to go downstairs to have a chat and then in the meantime, Giselle is there and she's like oh to be to be in a room mob beautiful black women who want to see change is amazing. So let's talk about Karen and Ray. Yeah she's like the other day I saw Wendy and she said Karen Drake a lot and put up half her money to save Ray. And they're like whoa, everyone's like whoa. So they're gossiping about Karen, you know, saving their ass or whatever. And Wendy comes up to get in the conversation. And Wendy's like so you think she's going through something? I mean, what could she possibly be going through? And Ashley's like, well, Karen knows who she is when she's drinking.

So she said that to you. She did it on purpose. I think she's a cry for help. It's a cry for help. Yeah. And Jacelle says, well, I just really want to be a friend to Karen. That's all. That's why I'm gonna pride for information because I want to be a friend. Yeah, all right. That's Jiselle just trying to be a good person all the time. So then downstairs, there's another bar downstairs. Love this place. Want to wrap it? Yeah, love a bar in every room. So downstairs, bar. Karen is like, so how are you, baby? And Candice is like, well, I'm going to therapy.

And I'm still trying to figure out my emotions. Hold on. I think there's a dog coming. And she lifts up her ankles and hides behind it. OK, we're clear. Now, we have to address the elephant in the room. You have made excuses. You have coddled, and you are choosing sides. No.

Well, what I hear, what I need to hear from you is that you understand that Monique did was wrong, and so Karen then Karen has like her big monologue. Well, one thing I know about you, Candace, is that you are brilliant. Your mind is so powerful, but so is your mouth. And I'm insulted that you continually return to say that I should be against Monique. Let me tell you young woman that I caught on you a year ago. I protected you a year ago. I had your back, someone say I sold your app. When I was holding you down I didn't agree with what you said or did to others and I'm doing no more than that for my friend Monique.

Monique did a horrific thing and I told her she needed help and I would walk away with her hand in hand and if the shoes reversed and didn't have feathers on them I would do the same thing for you. And everyone's like, woohoo that was the best podcast you've ever done Monique. And she tells her as much as I could be a loving big sister and auntie to I will not be told what to say or think Thank you And so then upstairs everyone's eating and Wendy's like so can't this is lawyers reached out to Monique and just like well, you know What bothered me about Monique?

And she said she hasn't gotten sleep and she's been taking care of the children and Wendy's like, oh please come on Ashley you just had a baby have you had sleep? Who did you fuck up? Yeah, and Ashley's like no, but she does this whole thing where she starts talking about how, last year when Michael was going through his stuff, Monique and Chris, they could have made that, they could have had a moment with that. They could have tried to like,

basically say they could have tried to have a storyline or like me to see and about it and embarrass them, but they didn't and that shows their integrity. And Wendy's like, they're all like, but you said that he didn't do anything. And she's like, yeah, but she could have lied and she didn't lie. And he's like, it shows their integrity

that they didn't lie. You're not supposed to lie. Like you don't get integrity points just because you do the normal thing, the normal right thing. Yeah, but at the same time, she's a season one housewife and she doesn't understand yet. Like how nasty these people can be

and like anybody on a reality show can be and it does show integrity, not to like jump on the bandwagon when everybody's trying to come for one person or one character. Well, I think it revealed more about the way Ashley works than it did about Monique, right? I think it showed that like, well, you know, like if the shoes were switched, you know, maybe what Ashley might do, you know, if she were the one in control of a recording that might potentially incriminate one of her cast members.

Maybe, but yeah, I think she's just saying like, look, she could have jumped on the bandwagon with all of you and she didn't. So I'm not going to like sit here and turn on her the second, you know, it becomes convenient to say on your all side when you guys just all be trade me. So what the hell? Yeah. Um, so as she's like, yeah, they should give her a chance. And I agree, like, how long is this going to go on? You know, this is the second event filmed in a row in by Wendy. This is Wendy's second event in a row that she's cut, she's cut Monique out of filming. And that's very like later season housewife I know I'll just say it's a paramove. She's like I am here on this cast

But I agree. I mean, I don't I don't know how much longer they need to hold Monique out to to dry I suspect that maybe there's more to it. I suspect that since there is this case going on bravo is probably like You can't be like mixing and matching like with money right now. But I don't know. That's just conjecture. Yeah. So then downstairs, Candace is like, well, she has been proud. She has been boastful. And her friends are posting pow with fists and she's liking it. Okay, you know what, Candace? Like, you're not wrong again. And just again, because we have to say that Lisa wants to recap, just so people don't get confused. I'm not saying it was okay for her to get hit or whatever.

But Candace acts like she's so innocent. And especially when it comes to this Twitter stuff, like how dare she say things on Twitter? Have you seen half the shit Candace says on Twitter? She's home of pho big. She's been fat pho big She's a mom Candace is a fucking monster so for Candace to sit here and act like oh my god I'm so innocent No one should have hit you, but you need to stop like please you were just held back last season by your own husband

Like waving you know throwing butter knives and waving your hands around trying to get it somebody like let's stop Exactly exactly and waving your hands around trying to get it somebody. Like, let's stop. Exactly, exactly. So then Wendy tries to join their conversation and Karen's like, oh, Wendy, well, well, I'm just sitting here. I'm seeing my sister, my sister's sitting here hurting and not only the physical, she's going to therapy.

I can only imagine what that's like, but unfortunately, Ray chooses to go to business gate for his emotional learning. Ray is so embarrassed for her Hmm, and Wendy's like, well, I just want her to say that, you know, I didn't like Candace and took it out Wait, but I have Workable here. I don't know what I heard her issues like Listen, I just want Monique to say I don't like Candace and I took my anger out on her, but instead of keep saying that she was reacting like Monique

is insane. Well, someone threw a drink on me. Someone threw a drink on me. And so she really feels like Monique is not being accountable. Yeah. And she said there was no drink on thrown on her. Yes, there was. There's footage of a drink being thrown on her. I think it was after this happened. So I get the point that it still doesn't matter because she was the one who initiated the fight part of it.

But still, there was a drink thrown on her. So Karen's like, well, something is medically wrong with Monique. Medically wrong awakenings. Robert and Ero came awake for five minutes to tell me something is medically wrong. And I will stand neutrally with her until I hear the medical reports. No further questions right now. No further questions. I must get to my car.

Until I hear from Fauci. I will stay where we stay. And Wendy's like, there is nothing wrong with her. And when she, you know, if she blacked out, then when she came to, why did she run around the bar and screaming that she's gonna kill somebody? I'm sorry I have not received a fax from the CDC yet so I cannot comment on this sort of medical behavior. Where am I staying inside? So Candace is like you know she has expressed and shunt to us that she has the capability to be violent in the past and this is not new. Monique has lied to you she's leaking information to blogs and she's lied. I'm like, okay, like now making Monique, they're making Monique out to be this super violent person.

Candace, you're with the one with the butter knife. Don't forget the butter knife. Okay. So Wendy's like, there is no middle ground in this. Mind your own business already. Like I get that you're standing up for your friend, but they went away to have a private conversation and then you came down to tag team with Candace. Like this is not even your business.

So Candace is like well you know she's violent and Karen's like well well I respect your opinion Wendy that is just your opinion. She's like but she's wrong Karen. It's like well you want me to choose a side and totally abandon Monique and I will not do it. That's educated as you are. You sound very ignorant. How educated are you, by the way? Yeah, absolutely. You got to read medical reports.

Was it part of your education to wait for medical examiners to examine a body before you made a decision on who killed the Mark Helen Burger. Yeah, oh she says that's a Wendy by the way and so Wendy's like um I don't sound ignorant baby girl I'm speaking facts okay and then Candace is like um girls I don't want to further divide the group I don't want to okay I love that you know just like light lighting fires and be like no No, I don't want to defy the group. No not me. Yeah, and Karen's like well, I apologize for going left in this present moment, but I will not be

And she goes up the stairs and Candice is like I am so hurt and oh no Karen doesn't leave yet because Candice tells her Well Karen I am hurt. She was no, Karen doesn't leave yet, because Candice tells her, well Karen, I am hurt. She goes, oh I'm hurt as well. She goes, yeah, but I was the one who was hurt because I was attacked. Oh my god. Well, I was hurt because I was told certain medical reports would be made available and they have not been Dr. Fauci. And she's like, I think of all the times I defended Karen.

Maybe I should have just shut up because I do not like this. Like, I think that in the defense department, Karen was way more helpful to you than you were to her. Yeah. When did you defend Karen again? Just remind me. Remind me. I'm sure it's there. I just don't remember. Yeah, I don't really remember either. To be honest, but... Um, so... that's it. That is it.

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