Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Wick Renewal

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its sixth season with Karen's vow renewal and Candiace signing papers she didn't read. What does Macy Gray think?  This week's bonus is Below Deck! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm running around, I'm with my little Bestie, Ben Mandelkerce, Hanson, it's adorable, he's sweet. Even on a Monday, hi, Ben. Oh, stop that. Hi, Ronnie.

How are you? Good, babe. How's it going, Witcher? Good. I got a new microphone, so hopefully I sound crisp and delightful to everyone's ears and if I don't, well, I apologize in advance. Well, Ben, if you don't, just remember this. Ben is an institution.

No. I'm renewing my vows to this microphone. Ronnie, by the way, so much has happened, so much has happened in the Bravo verse since we last recorded, like a huge amount of gossip. And I'm mentioning this because tonight is take a seat night. So if you are listening to this, you can go join us tonight because I think we're going to be talking about real

housewives of Dubai, which was announced this morning. We're going to talk about that crazy burglary that Dari went through. Yalanda Hadid, there's just like actually a lot to discuss this evening. So please come join us on the Spotify app, Spotify green room, I'm sorry, the Spotify green room app. If you have a Spotify account, you can use that to log in. If not, you know, log in normally, and it's free, so come join us. It's super fun, and in case you don't know, it's like we all get to talk. It's not just me and Ronnie just yapping away like usual, but it's going to be really, really fun. And if for some reason, by the way, you miss it.

Just want to point out that actually all the Spotify Greenroom sessions that we have are available on demand, I think, on Spotify. So you can always search for it there if you miss it. So go check that out too if it's a little too late for you. And of course, Rondle, we have our tickets on sale for our shows. We have our big 10 year anniversary tour going on next year. And I, by the way, huge thank you to everyone who's been buying tickets. I looked at the New York,

our New York thing, which is our like 10 year anniversary show in the Golden Crappies. And almost all of that venue is sold out, which is crazy. There's definitely like, there's definitely seats still available, but not a lot left. And I can't, I honestly can't believe it because it's such a big venue. So if that's something that you're interested in going to, definitely act sooner rather than later because, uh, yeah, a lot of it's old out. It's crazy. I know. And we say next year, but it's literally the very start of next year.

So it's not like having here. Go get your damn. It's soon. Get them. It's very soon. Go to watch the crappens.com to find, uh, links to all of the theaters because they're all on sale right now. So go get them. Yeah. More than just New York. get your dad. It's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Sorry, no, no, that's all good. So yeah, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. And today is the season finale of Real Housewives of Potomac We stop with Karen

You gonna let Roe me baby Lint Roe me Ray Let Roe me. I don't know if you know this, but um Karen has a new song out. It's called Lint Romy. It goes like this. Lint Romy. Lint Romy.

Ray. Ray. Lint Romy. It's not very catchy. I don't think it's going to do well in the charts, but it's a song. Could you imagine Lint Rolink Karen? I do not want to Lint Rol Karen. You know, it's going to be just like the bottom of a shot.

It's gonna be hair. Obviously, like lots and lots of hair, maybe like a little piece of a lace front and like there'd be like a fucking paper clip and you know there'll be like tons of shit you weren't expecting, like a paper clip, like a key ring. You're like, wait a minute.

I think that she would somehow equate it to success. Like, she would say something like, well, you have to have a millions of lint in order to lose millions of lints, right? Right. She's proud of the lint, she's accumulated. Yeah. So, let's see, who horrifying Lint Roller was in my note.

So, Karen's like, she calls somebody on FaceTime and it's the wedding lady. She's like, My partner's prime, look at this, it's Ray Ray, my partner's prime for tomorrow. And he's like, I have a question. Are any butterflies involved tomorrow? And I'm like, Ray, oh, you're insolable.

I think Ray, oh, you're insolable. Raven is not feeling well, so she won't be there. I don't really buy that Raven is not feeling well personally. I think Raven is lying her face off because she doesn't want to have to see Macy Gray. And maybe Ray, maybe Raven thinks like if she doesn't go to the wedding, they won't play the clip of her trying to sing in front of me. For Missy Gray. But they did not see amazing Grayson, but a basic, basic Gray.

A lot of Ray, Ray vowels in that description. Raven singing amazing, Ray's for Missy Gray. Um, you know what? But by the way, I was, I feel like my, my eyebrow was raised because Karen was so cavalier about Raven. She's like, well, Raven can't make it. They say she might have a kidney stone, but anyway, we won't have butterflies in my heart,

but I can't wait to be an example for Robin himself. I'm like, your daughter has a kidney stone and you're going through with this? Like, you're not gonna go help. Like, kidney stones are painful. Are you not helping your daughter right now? Yeah, I only saw it on friends, but it looked very painful when Joey got a kidney stone. I never forgot

I was like, please God don't give me a kidney stone. That looks terrible. I had one once. I had one once It was it was a I would say intense is a word you'd use and It was you know, it's not something I'm actively Seeking out to experience again. I'll put it it that way but the point is this those things are painful care i hope that sir jessica parker plays you in the movie the kid uh... i couldn't have but wonder

was the kidney stone hard or was either one that was hard that that that why is it that it only seems i can get stones in my kidney hard? Not big. In a city full of hard people is the irony that the hardness is coming from inside me. Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Well, you know that Karen's very, um, competitive, even with her children. And you know that she's pissed that, of course, Raven has a

stone on the day that she's getting my stone. I'm getting my stone. Today, Raven, did you spend 25 years earning that stone from your kidney? I didn't think so. Don't call me ever again. Greeny little bitch. To that stone come from Surrey County, then I want nothing to do with it. I'm about to renew my vows. Do this man who I've been married to for 25 years. I need to make sure every motherfucking thing is on for tomorrow. I need to make sure that when I drive up to that industrial park in rural Maryland, that

people understand that this is an institution. So then people are going canoeing, which takes a lot of effort, which leads us right into Michael and Ashley's marriage, which also takes a lot of effort. And also involves paddles probably. A lot of people doing things that could make them wet, but usually don't. Okay, we were just done because we just end the podcast on that note. We just like wrap this up? Thanks everyone was a great season finale. We've equated their marriage to canoeing in a few different ways.

And I don't know if I've ever had any, we've talked about kidney stones and canoeing. Is there anything else that needs to be discussed? We've, can't have the consequences. We've dragged four Raven for having a kidney stone. Right. I was like, because I was just sitting there. I was like, I had like this moment where I were like,

all like my memories of canoeing just flashed before my eyes and I was like, how can I bring any of these into the situation? And then you're like, talk equating the canoe experience to like vaginal, vaginal excretion. And I'm like, I don't know if I can top that or add to it or it could go anyway. Well, it sounds gross when you say it the

had a little excretion. It wasn't an institution, can I have an institution? Okay, so Michael and Ashley go to a restaurant and Ashley's like, my booty stretched my dress, do you like it? And he's like, oh, you look lovelies, you still laying it on real thick. Every time they turn a corner, he's like, have a little tool to you lately. Did I love you? Yes, love your race, love it. Except for the flashback

that they show us, because Ashley's like, well, now that Michael and I are getting back in the saddle, and we got like a flashback to the water gate, which is just fun enough to say, but we have flashback to the water gate with him saying on feeling very uncomfortable right now, you know, which is also something that can be said on a canoe. Yeah, you know, he's going to need a lot of romantic makeups. I mean, first of all, that clip is still horrifying. I don't care how prepared you are to see it because you know that we're going to show that again, but to see it all the time To see it again. It was just a horrifying it's the first time, okay. I don't I'm still laughing at your canoe joke. It's like in my brain right now. I swear to God. So Ashley is like she's like well, I want to continue having day nights and Michael loves hanging hanging out with one. I mean, he just like really, really loves hanging out with one. I'm like,

so much even said, God, I wish you were one last week at the Watergate, which was kind of weird. Like one you so badly, actually, one you so badly. I mean, he talked about one, finally got a boner and then went to get his ass played with by the toilet. I will never forget that as long as I live as hard as I try. So he's talking about here doing is a phenomenal going about, you know, I'll just love they won love him and Robin. Robin, we say that we actually mentioned that Robin and want arrived.

Robin and what was like, what's Robin doing in this scene? I need some warning before Robin just walks into this scene. Robin is the person in the other canoe who can't control her canoe and you're like, turn, paddle away. You're like, oh, I can't. And then her canoe hits your canoe and you all shake and you think you're going to fall out because we all have been in that situation right at camp. Like when someone's canoe, you're like, get control hits your canoe and you all shake and you think you're going to fall out because we all have been in that situation right at camp like when someone's canoe you like get control of your canoe if you're getting the canoe note you're doing.

So anyway, so Robin and Juan have arrived and they're sitting together they're doing a double date that's why we had that whole one thing and we just see Michael immediately just like stars in his eyes or hearts in his eyes just talking to to one and he's just like rambling on. He's like, well, I worked at a lot during the pandemic. Oh, I had a trainer, a great trainer. He's a world champion body builder, infancy son body. Wow, so many caves and caves and crevasses on that gentleman man. I'm like, I can't explored it forever. Do you know what I'm talking about one? One tells him you look good but how do I feel one that's what's important or it's not how you look it's how you feel right there right there

and squeeze it squeeze it okay so Robyn's like yeah Robyn's like oh my god I'm going around the groove and I know the only So Robins like it. Yeah. Robins like, well Michael, I've been around the group and I know the only man he really cares about is Juan. And then we get a montage of the love affair between Michael and Juan. Although it's not really an affair. Juan is nice to him, you know, but it's really just Michael catching Juan and then filling his watery eyes and just kind of red nose,

lick-lip in fun with Juan over his. And basically, each one of these montages lately just ends with Andy saying, Robin, you're the one who heard that Michael said he wants to suck Juan dick. And she's like, yeah, I just love that. That's how it always culminates every time when they show their greatest hits together. So Michael's like, we don I miss you guys, you know, because she's saying, why don't you come around to grew up and he's like, well, I miss you guys. They're just members of the crew that I'd read and not spend time with, especially people who've spent time with my wife.

For 30 to 30. You know, said things. Yeah, like I'm shit about us while I'm physically. And then we get a clip of the infamous Candace quote, shut up, you roach calling her a roach stuff. And so Ashley's like, if you don't get it, he means Chris and Candace. And while I was like, come on, why can't we just hash things out? You know, things are so easy if you just stay

and talk them through, which hopefully we won't get back to you later, so I don't look like a total fucking hypocrite. And this season finale, we're pretending to be a really good person. Yeah, exactly. So Michael says, well, I don't even know what Chris does. I mean, he's basically living off his wife, which is about to be a thing you can do in your life. And my wife, I'm like, no, the worst thing is probably cheating on your wife, sir, living up your wife is perfectly fine

and why not, you know? Yeah. And Rob is like, well, you know, the user manager now, oh, you ain't gonna hang it as you probably isn't candy still on a mom's pie roll. And so Rob, I'm gonna ask the question. We kind of all have been asking, I guess, at one point or another, which is, you know, what's wrong with, you know, Chris and what he does.

I mean, he cooks. That's a, I think that that's obviously an honorable job. I'm a restaurant boy. And what's wrong with her having a mother who supports her? Nothing. Again, nothing. Yeah, nothing.

I think it's just that they act like none of those things are true. Right. Yeah, Chris is just like, they're assholes. So things that normally aren't bad for other people are really bad when you don't like somebody. Right? It's like, oh my god, Ben, I love you. Did you lose a little weight? You look great. But if I didn't like you, I'd be like, oh my god, Ben, you've asked, wait, Ben, Ben's fucking anorexics starving himself.

Some other hellpan. He needs help. Yeah, it's, it's a mom, someone to help him, he needs help. Yeah, it's mainly like that. I mean, basically, yeah, I think the thing is that, like, you know, Chris is, I can't come to the music video shoot because I, you know, people are gonna come see my cooking class, it's like Chris, come on. And, you know, and Candice acting like she's not on her mom's payroll, just, you're on it. It's fine.

It's fine. You know, yeah. So Ashley wants to talk about something more exciting or so she claims because now she wants to know about if there should be another baby Dixon on the way. And I'm like, I thought you said you wanted to talk about something exciting and not quite getting the correlation between baby Dixon and exciting. Yeah. And once I quote, we're just going to do it whenever it happens because Rubin really doesn't want to have to deal with it. She's like, well, I didn't enjoy it 13

years ago. And what makes me think that I'm going to enjoy it now? And Ashley's like, yeah, you know, it was really hard in the beginning. You forget how hard it is. And once I, yeah, but you know, you get through it. And she's like, what are you talking about? You weren't even there. And he goes, but we did all the work. We worked together. She was, have you ever changed your diaper? And he's like, really?

And basically, he was playing basketball, you know, during all this time. And Rob was like, yeah, and our relationship wasn't stable. Like it is today, a very stable relationship where we talk things out and no one walks away in the middle of the conversation. Yeah. And she's like, you kind of missed

all of what Ashley is talking about because you were never there. And Ashley's like, well, you know, do you flush out the airs and the waters and the cut-offs and the maybes and the always and the sometimes. Michael's like, well, listen, listen, I'm a little older, worked for me. My fish is still swimming like a god damn buzz

be Berkeley scene in a pool, all right? See those little fuckers making circles, doping in, doping in, stand right in the sparring. driving and stand right at the sparring. So Robbins like oh so Michael do people ever ask you if your Dean's grandfather he's like no he's like so unhappy with that question he's like stop making me look so old to one okay I have to look sproy and young, but handsome hands and hands. That was rude of me. I'm sorry. Did I make you cry?

Maybe she's having my eyes all these days. So then Candace, Dorothy and Chris are walking into a building. And Chris is wearing two thirds of a three-piece suit, which kind of annoyed me. And because you had the blazer and the vest, but he's decided to go with jeans. It was very much a wannabe call back to Justin Timberlake 2005, sexy back era.

It's just like a strange half-ass version. So, really a two-thirds version. So then, they're basically going into a meeting at a record label because Candace is going to be signing a music deal with E1 Nashville. I came out of the womb singing a meter Baker out of the womb. So she's signing and everyone's super excited. They're all hugging. She's crying. She's like, it's so surreal

to be here. It's so surreal. Yeah. And they're all sitting there. This guy Omega from the, he's like an account executive or there. He comes in. There's a lawyer. They're all sitting there, this guy Omega, from the, he's like an account executive there. He comes in, there's a lawyer. They're all sitting at table to sign everything. And they're talking about the music videos, et cetera. And then Chris as the husbandger, I realized that I realized what Chris relies upon

to gain more authority in situations like this because he doesn't really know what he's doing, right? He's just like, one minute he's making Duck case ideas, and now next minute he's in a meeting, trying to act like he knows the music industry. So what he does is he leads with teeth authority. Did you notice this? So he asks questions by sort of like,

growling his teeth, he sort of snatches his teeth outward, and he'll be like, he's like, so obviously, we have enough for an album, but what's the number of singles? He says, what's the number of singles? His teeth just sort of like, shut out. Like, I don't have, I don't know what I'm talking about, but my teeth are scary right now. So you think I know what I'm talking about. Does that make sense, Ronnie? Did you pick up on that? It does, leaving with his teeth. Yeah. That is, that is what he does. He just kind of furrows his round sticks at his teeth.

So the guy's like, well, you know, it's a new age. So we can drop as many singles as we want to. But, you know, basically from today, we have six weeks of planning. Basically, they're trying to say and all everything that they say to Candace is like, we're planning this around your show being on the air so we can actually sell something. Okay. So let's get that on the books and just plan everything around that. And he's like, you know, we really need to worry about social media because that's how we're going to kind of coordinate staff. So he's like, okay, you have to be nice on social media for six, for six weeks. Yeah, the lawyer, the lawyer is like, you've got to be really coordinated on social media and can't just, can't just go, oh, I shine there. And it just cuts a reunion with Andy Cohen saying, you are a disaster on Twitter.

And he says, you know, we know that most, with most things come controversy of some kind, but the whole point is to show Quake case you as an artist. So, you know, this time when you're calling someone a roach, just be sure to follow that up with that album cover with, you know, your hair flowing like that horror movie. Yeah. So then of course, Candace starts to cry. And she's like, I remember being in my room with my hair brush.

And I would be dancing until I was sweating. Like, I was on stage before me. I'm like, and now I'm like here, so you get this table at a building with a record company that I guess makes music. I can't believe it. Like, wow, Candice, what a special journey for you that no other child has had,

singing in their room into a brush. I, this clearly you were meant to be. I wonder if any teacher's are like, oh my god, I remember pretending I was a teacher and making my brother be pretend he'll work. And now he's, I am. Rachel, she finds out about karaoke. Wow.

So then, um, Oh god. Wait till she actually goes down the sidewalk and steps on the crack. Dorothy's, um, God, we don't see actually goes down the sidewalk and steps on a crack. Dorothy's going to be like, oh, candy. My bag. My neck, my back.

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about it. And then in bravo tradition, they hand her a contract. She doesn't look at anything. She doesn't have it over to her quote unquote manager. She's just like where? Here. Okay, then. And the next day she enrolled in Squid Game. Wow. What a twist. Okay. So then let's get a Robin and Juan. So it's already starting great. They're at their new garage place or storage you know or whatever like a warehouse. By the way, the most appropriate thing for Robin, you know, like we're gonna end this season out of warehouse. Like of course her or her arc culminates at a way out of warehouse. Yeah. Um, so she robin drives separately and he gets out and he just looks at her car and she's like, were you laughing because my car is dirty? And he's like, that's ridiculous. God. God, you expect to get married and you can't even wash a car.

So, yeah, there are the embellished warehouse space. And Juan is, he just in a sour mode. He's like, that's a lot of rock space. And it's like, yeah, it's a warehouse, Juan. That's how warehouses work. There's space for you to put things on. You just like, I don't think we need this hashtag sticker. This is hashtag being banished. That's dumb. What do we need a hashtag sticker for?

Dash tags on the warehouse? Yeah, because it's on TV. See? See how that works? OK? No, I mean, no, she doesn't really need that sticker. But this is a very sad space, and she wants to do something to brighten it up.

So just let her have her custom made sticker that says hashtag embellished. Yes, it's sad. It's sad. But let her have are sad this. Yeah. So she's like, he was like,

so she's talking about how they're gonna move into their house and there will be a space of having a baby, but, you know, she needs to make sure that one, you know, she doesn't want things to happen like they happened before, you know. She's like, what happened before? Doesn't need, you know, she's like, what happened before? Doesn't need to happen again. He's like, what do you mean again?

She says, what did you ever change the diaper? I mean, if you if we have an infant, I would actually expect you to be there. And he's like, that was 13 years ago from I'm out. I'm out of here. You're making me look like an idiot, making me look like a dickhead robbing. I'm out of here. So he walks off. And by the way, just for the record, she's not making me look at dickhead. His actions are like they're up. You're looking like a dickhead, sir. Here's what you should say. Okay. You know, I wasn't there because I was out there making millions and millions of dollars for us. And I'm really sorry about that. But you know what I've learned? It's more important to money our family. And so from now on, the only thing I'm going to be there for is you and that little tiny baby that comes out of you.

And when we have that baby together, you know, been even a whole time. Yeah, did it. Yeah, it's like literally the easiest situation to defuse. And instead, he actually escalates it by stomping off like an insolent child. And he just stomps off to his car. And she's like, whoa, whoa, it's not that serious. It's like, is that serious? It's like taking off as Mike,

because he's tired of his reputation being a cellied probably, but I don't think anyone cares enough to be like, oh, that Juan Dixon row is like, okay, Robin and Juan, whatever. So he tries to drive off and then Robin's like, wow, you're making it more serious than what it is. He's like, I'm not the same dude. I'm like, so if the issue is that you were absent,

you driving off in the middle of a conversation doesn't really do much to dispel the notion of absence. So, right. I'm worried you're gonna leave again. Bye, bye then, bye. But on the other hand, it is the traditional husband thing, right? Please just don't make me look stupid on camera. And then he comes and then Robin always brings up his past.

But you know, he did, that is his past. So that is the past. And that is the woman who stood by you during your rough times and has had to deal with a lot of shit from you. And you also yelled at her when she was sleeping in. So there, you get, that's the revenge. Yeah. And he's like, well, you make it sound like I was a messed up dad.

And it's always my flaws and what I did. It's never about what Robin didn't do. What did Robin did? What did Robin didn't do? What did she not do on? What did she not do? Tell us. I think it's his whole,

because she said that she kind of checked out in the marriage and she was just like to Motherhood was really hard and she kind of checked out and stuff and then you know Whenever they talk about his cheating or whatever. It's always like well. I wasn't really there for him either so I don't know. I'm just All the past I was raising children by herself Just that yours raises raising your children I don't know, I'm just rewinding to all the past. I guess she was raising children by herself. Oh, just that. Yours, raises, raising your children, sir. He makes it sound like she was more preoccupied with buying

rolos or something from the store. So when I we go over to Karen's wedding venue, which surprisingly is not the next spot over at the whereas district, but it looks like it could have been. I know, it's actually just down the hall from this. You just hear the door coming up. Oh, no. Karen arrives in the pork lips.

Yeah. So it's this wedding venue that's in a different industrial park. And Karen mocks, she's like, oh, this is stunning. This is just everything, everything. No one here has a kidney stone, right? No one here is weak, right? Oh, beautiful, no one here has a kidney stone, right? No one here is weak, right? Oh, beautiful, beautiful. Oh, man, thank you for the compliments,

but every Dunkin' Donuts looks like this. A rung door, rung door. A rung door. I saw a bunch of things that look like rings, and I thought, oh, this must be my for me. Could you imagine her walking to a dog? I mean, she probably does do that. She probably walks into every establishment. Oh

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. Man, it's just a lens crab after us It's everything. I love your craft Your master of your crafters a lens. I see you friends with Mr. Lens of the Lens crafters. Here he is to sing something in our wedding. E. You have a lens to know what a lens is. You know what I'm saying, right, and crafters? So she's there and then everyone else is getting ready.

So Wendy's getting changed, Ash is getting dressed. Everyone's just getting dressed and stuff. And Joselle is saying that she's like, one nah, she's face timing with Robin. She goes, one nah, doesn't know it with yet. But he's kind of my date to wow. Well, he's not happy with me. I'm just trying to make him understand

that he needs to be, you know, Mr. Mom. And then he got really upset because he doesn't like Michael Keaton. I said, one, come back! He was also Batman! And then he was like, I understand that he was Batman and that's why I don't like him because he left me. And he is the one who was truly absent and I never co-signed on Val Kilmer. It's really complicated over here, Giselle. So then people start arriving at the wedding and let's see, there's just a lot of walking around people, you know, talking, but can't just strife up because it's ugly. I need more for a wedding venue. I mean, I'm not gonna disagree with her here. So then, I'm not getting it.

Be quiet, okay, we don't all have mothers to pay for our shit. And you're coming, you didn't make any effort. You're showing up in a turbine that looks like one of those silver dish spuns you clean pants with. Yeah, I mean, that makes it. I can't imagine. I've gone to some ugly venues, but I've never been like, ugh, this is ugly. I mean, if she's saying it's ugly, I'm gonna say it, well, I agree. I do think it's ugly, at least on the outside,

but like, I would never show up and say that, but let them look at me, watch, watch, so this is when my life would really benefit from a bravo flashback of like a montage of me be like, it's ugly. Ooh, I don't like this. It's ugly. You know, I'm totally as awful as the house one. It's right. Yeah. And yeah, it's more, it's fun when we do it, but not Canvas. So then Mia arrives and she's like, But then they see that there's a lot of stairs that they have to climb to get in here. And that's when I climb to get in here. And that's when I'm done with this wedding. Bye.

Yeah. It's, well, it's a weird space because essentially you walk in and there's like a main floor where all the tables are for the reception, but there's a staircase and you have to go up the staircase because that's where the bar is. So everyone has to go up there for the cocktail thing and it's a big staircase and no one wants, no one wants to go up these stairs. Yeah. So me, it's like, I like everything on the same floor.

My name is out most like up platform with something to hang on to. Hands man, high school, and then raise up there like joking with some lady and this lady is like, oh gosh, Ray Bill Gates ain't got nothing on you. And he goes, except he's getting divorced. And they both like laugh and he puts like a sping up like shh, don't tell Karen.

I was like, that's funny, but also sad for the state of your marriage. Oh, so then Ashley is talking to somebody, I guess, Camus is mom. Yeah, they're hanging out talking. And Cam, this is like, I am not giving that ogre any life. Um, so Jacelle, then Jacelle shows up and she's still in her boot. So we already know, we already know how she's not, how she's gonna feel about these stairs. And of course, she like looks at them and it's just like so miserable and it's going up

them. And, um, you know you know, but Michael is not there. So Michael has not come, he's taken Dean to a birthday party and there's a lot of concern about how Michael will be around Chris and Candace, especially because Michael doesn't hold his tongue. And that doesn't work with Chris. Although I don't think that Chris holds his tongue, so I don't know what that's all about. Yeah.

So then Wendy shows up, but her dress is so tight that she has to lie down in the back of the car and then he has to like pull her out of the car. I was wondering what that was. Yeah. Why is she doing that? Yeah. So everyone's like saying hi and everything. And Wendy's like, we are here to celebrate love because Wendy comes in and says, hi to everyone except for Giselle. And she goes, we are here to celebrate love because Wendy comes in and says, hi to everyone except for Giselle. And she goes, we are here to celebrate love, we are here to celebrate the hugus. And outside of that, I have no reason

to care about Robin and Giselle. Okay, let me dust my feathers. I'm gonna dust my feathers. And Giselle just tells us one. Clearly, yeah, she's insecure. Rock. And Robin's like, yeah, clearly, she's not like go of whatever that is upset her.

Clearly, yeah. Making all sorts of really like very, I don't know what I was going to say, hot takes, I guess. So one and just that Robin, I love that Robin takes no ownership. Wow. Clear. Whatever it was that upset her. Clearly she's still my whatever that is. How did you come up with that idea? How could clearly she's still upset? Who would have thought? So then Juan is asking to tell if she's dating anyone still and so she puts her person in front of her head to hide from the cameras and goes, I am ma. And basically she starts saying that he's a commentator based out of DC, but she won't, she will not give any details. And then the producer starts, you know, probing her for details.

And the producer is like, ANSI and celebrity. And she does like, it's none of your business, Nora. Ah, well, my name's not Nora, but furthermore, has he been to the West Wing? No, Susanna. Not Susanne, either. West Wing. No, Suzanne, not Suzanne either. Ask again. That will be none of your old business too. So one asked about Michael and Ashley's like, I promise he's coming. He's coming. I promise. And Chris is talking about how he lost his wallet and Ashley says, just don't lose your ring. And Candace is like, oh, he doesn't wear that thing anyway. Yeah. And he doesn't wear it in the house,

but then we also find out that Michael doesn't wear it at all because he has some sort of like, bony not in his finger, which is like, wow, the length Michael will go to not have to wear that ring. He will even put on his prosthetic and tell his wife he has some sort of protrusion So he doesn't have to wear a wedding ring. Wow, and just like oh no, why if I was actually I would make sure he wore that ring every day Because we all know that people don't sleep with married man. Okay. It's just the world we live in Thank God people respect the ring. Am I right? I do wear ring every day around my penis. Did that make you

uncomfortable? I like to be consistently not terribly erect. Just kind of. All right. So then one is like, well, I mean, Robin, like, how long did I wear my ring for a year? And she's like, how about never because don't do that guess don't do that. Don't do that. Like, so. It's like, it's because I played basketball, Robin.

OK. They all have so many excuses for not wearing the ring. It's Jesus. And then Macy Gray comes. She's like, oh, Karen. I'm Karen. It's like, it's Karen. It's me, Macy Gray.

It's Macy Gray. Oh, Karen, it's me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me says I'm the only one who listens to her music. So there we go. So, um, poor mace, I'm sorry, macy gray. I didn't mean to be that mean to you. You have a beautiful voice. I wouldn't describe her voice as beautiful, but she certainly is something. I love you, macy gray. You're an interesting voice. She is. Macyz in Institution. I try to say goodbye to Missy Gra, but she keeps showing up at my weddings Why don't you call me? She's like where we were on the phone me and Macy Missy Gra, not to be confused with the department store Macy, which also calls me often We're also very good friends

and She said We're also very good friends. And she said, Garam, I love to sing. We're wedding, Garam, I love you sing. We are wedding my new single on television. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then, so now they all are getting like ready for like it's it's about to start and everything and there's like a pastor and when he's like a pastor is she getting baptized and then Karen is talking about how she just loves her dress because it's custom made from turkey. It's a turkey dressing as you forgot turkey goes well with me out. And I can't wait until I've said my vows and I can walk down a carpet where everybody's throwing cranberry sauce on my dress.

Well, I'm making up those stairs because I'm climbing to my man who stood by me and all my shenanigans for 25 years, 20 a step for every year that he stood by me. So bless her heart, cannot get up these stairs. Because she's in such a tight dress. It's like little baby step, little baby step, little baby step, little baby step. She has an escort who's not mad. So I guess he's gotten a raise or something,

because I cannot believe that wasn't met with a dolly just pulling her backwards up those stairs. Why wasn't Matt at the wedding? He should have been there. I don't know. I think he was because someone posted a picture and they're like, oh my God, it's Matt. Oh, okay. Cool. Yeah.

So I guess he was there. He got a raise. But anyway, she's getting up and she's got this humongous train. And it looks like a heavy train too. It's like an actual train. Yeah. She's pulling behind her. She's like an actual train that she's pulling behind her. She's like,

Chuchu, Motherfucker, I will. Well, right. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. It's the band train to like, we're just exhausted. Can't get up all those stairs.

Come on, train. I believe in you, Macy's challenger here, but still. Meet Virginia. No, we're back in Patelomick now. Okay, so Candace is like, well, it is a beautiful moment to see Karen walking up to Ray 25 years, but after about seven and a half minutes, she's still walking up. Yeah. She's like, where's the jumbo tron so I can see what they're doing?

Because that is a tall staircase and they are very high up and you just sort of can see up there like they're far away from everyone. It's a very strange setup. So the pastor gives a little speech and he says something about like, it's not just love, it's also, it's just, it's friendship or something like that. So, just, of course, latches on to that. And she's like, hmm, she's like, so, I guess they're just friends. I'm not gonna say anything bad about Karen because we're a good place. But if it's friends, it makes sense with all those DMs she's like,

it makes sense. So then they do their vows and Karen, I can't believe Karen didn't have grander vows. I expected some kind of monologue, but she was just like, we know that marriage is not perfect, but I have sold it for you. You have sold it for me. Sold me one more time and my elbows will stick together again and I'm leaving you all right so soldier me do not soldier me again Ray really hurt last time. Yeah it was it was a surprisingly functional speech after all this weeks and weeks it was a surprise like a surprisingly not very emotional and very brief speech and And he's like, 25 years ago, I chose you to be my bride, my wife, my friend.

And today, I once again, I'm choosing you because I know we can get this hole in one. Ray, you're talking to me, not your nine iron. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I chose you 25 years ago. And today, I choose the salmon club. Ray or not, this is my restaurant, Ray. Some people would say it was a bogey, some would say it was a mulligan.

I say it was a great day out on the links. Ray, it was a wedding. We're not talking about what you did last weekend. I'd like you to open this box and out will fly A birdie. God damn it Ray. Just be quiet. All right. Just stop on the glass. Do whatever you're gonna do. We did it again Karen some might say you're a sand trap some might say you're a water trap. I like to think you're Lightning just kind of ruining the day of golf. Am I right everyone? Ray, that wasn't even very nice in the first place. Hmm.

So then she tells us that they almost didn't make it here, but you know what? They put in the work and then we see a clip of their messiness over the years. And we get the bathtub scene. Why don't you take your clothes off and come getting the top rain. I forgot about that scene. And I'm so, you know, I'm on take a seat last week. We talked about horrifying scenes on Bravo. And I'm glad I'm glad I'd forgotten about that scene

because that that would have been perfect for that list. Yeah. So they kiss and she tries to do the open mouth thing again, but Ray's learned his lesson. It's like, we do not need another open mouth crazy kiss. So she opens her mouth and kind of starts licking him, but he keeps his mouth closed. So it's quicker this time.

Yeah, he gives her sort of like chin, chin in the mouth. So then Macy Gray starts saying she's like sugar ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. And everyone's like, Oh, it's it's Macy's new song. It says it's released in 2001. I'm brand new song from Macy Gray. Oh, I didn't see that part. I just thought how sad Nasey is like, I've got a new song. I'm going to be with, I'm going to release it on national TV at Karen's wedding in a strip. No, whoever said, oh, is that like it's Missy Gray's new song?

They definitely put up on screen released in 2001. Yeah, because this is Missy's new song, Sugar Baby, and under it says, Sweet Baby. It's called Sweet Baby. Like Macy Grace is getting fucked over all over the place on this episode. Yeah. She needs to make Hamill's on a different franchise, cause she deserves better than singing, like in the Raptors at a warehouse. Yeah.

Um, so her song is like, we've come to spa together. And then we see the long train trying to make it down those tears. Yeah. Everyone's terrified that she Karen is going to get killed by her own train. There's like horror music playing over it. Yeah, it's just going to roll on down over her. So then she makes it to the bottom and Michael arrives and Ashley goes running out into the parking lot and like hugged him as if she hasn't seen him and like a month

That was very strange to me, right? Yeah, these two are always like oh go on if I told you go this morning Yeah, like they're really laying them on thick like we love each other see like how much we love each other work and I'll take it it read to me a little bit more like um she was nervous that he wasn't going to come and so the fact that he did come she's like being overly like thank you thank you thank you in a way that I feel like is not it shouldn't be't be necessary in like a loving couple where like, you know, people do things for each other, right? Like it felt a little bit like a weird difference to him that I didn't think was deserved.

So Michael C. Swan and of course Buzz is right over. He's like, warm. Hey, warm you. Let me tell you, traffic was difficult, but hopefully you're hard. Do you understand what I'm saying? And then he Gordon introduces himself. He's like, he's like, hey, I'm Gordon. I'm like, I was like, good to see you, Roy.

He's like, it's Gordon. It doesn't matter who you are, because if you're not one, you're not part of my life. And me, S.E. is saying, oh, he's here. I guess he exists. Oh, I always comes the long. And Candace is telling her mom in a scholar. Michael is inseparable. Now me and Ashley have our issues, but beyond that, I just don't think that morally he's good at that for her.

Candace, the great moral barometer of Bravo. Can this only using only morals to guide her when picking a spouse? Yeah. So pretty much all the guys are coming over to Michael to say hi to him. They're all like, oh, hi, Michael. Hi, everyone except for Chris, he's just sort of sitting at the table

and he keeps sort of like adjusting his tie or something and drinking wine and all that. And this is all a cross cut between care and taking photos of all sorts of people and everyone's saying hi to Michael and stuff. And they all sit down and then one, Mr. Avoidance is like, all right, so we're gonna squash this shit, right?

Right, right? I'm like, oh, so now one is fine with confronting things. I love Michael's small talk. He would only talk to Robin. So he goes, hey, Robin, what is that? And she's like, oh, stop chicken. Like, okay, well, that's over. So yeah, one has to start it.

And Michael just gives him a look. Like, come on. And Chris gives him a look like, uh, and she's also, look, there are times that Michael and I have gotten into it. And we talked and we got past it. Yeah. And Michael's like, will you very intelligent person? And I can have a conversation with you about

something that's an issue and we can actually resolve it. No, don't say in. Well, look, look, well, I'm just going to say right now and then I'm going to let you enjoy your dinner. What happened to one and Robin's thing? You know what? It happened. It happened and I and willing to let it go and start over. Okay. You know, 1686. The bad feelings. And I'm here for a remake of this duck case to the if she doesn't believe it she can get the fuck out of my online class that's it Listen all I have a long memory almost as long as Wands manhood and I don't like I remember having to take a dinosaur to school It's a very long memory or it wasn't even cold school back then It was just a grump from my mother and a point out of the cave and our road and road until a man wearing a buffalo as a seat had me hit rocks with other rocks until they were smaller rocks that he could sell to the locals to use a snake. Now I don't like people being mean to my wife. My teacher was the caveman who makes the wheel in those inventor commercials, okay, long

memory. Why was there the day the first cow let some milk out without someone there with a pear under it fell on the ground after a couple of days it had turned to cheese. Guess who was next to me? My class mate, Vell Vida. All right, my memory is very long. I was the one who hired the dinosaur

that Fred Finstone slides the back down when he gets off of work. I remember that day, my memory is long. Now listen, you're as close to me as my first friend, Spanky. So I don't wanna have a big problem here. All right, but I don't like people being mean to mom warns Listen

She don't my wife. That's fine. Let me be mean to her. That's not fine Okay, and Chris is like I can understand you being upset at her But to come at me the way you did in that moment. I felt it was disrespectful. And so one is like, he decides to move closer because he can't hear us. Now the guys are together. And Michael's like, well, be a man and stand up and apologize if you want to apologize. Just like my good friend, like what I said to my good friend, Rams, he's the Pharaoh. I said, listen, I think you better apologize because I can't deal with another night of frogs falling on my head. My ride.

And can this is like, wait, wait, you know what, Chris, just wait, just wait, because Chris is getting mad now. And Juan puts his hand on Michael's shoulder and squeezes it. And he's like, we just need to have a conversation about it and move on. And Michael's like, no, you can't put your hands on me and expect it to go away Warm can but it can also steam you like a Mac truck using only my prostate is a wheel Right, so not everyone can do that You know what they say my body is a wonderland so you can't spell wonderland without warm so

Rob is like He's basically like you can't a Robin. I'm sorry not, he's basically like, you can't, Rob, and I'm sorry, not Rob. I was like, who is Rob? Rob is like, you can't sit here and act like you did nothing wrong, Michael. He goes, what did I do? What did I do? And Candace, she loses it. She's like, this is the whitest privilege. I can't sit here. You didn't, you do nothing wrong. I can't, I can't. So she storms off. Yeah, she's like, you do nothing wrong. The white privilege I can't so she storms off. Yeah, she's like you do nothing rock the white privilege of it is nasty He's like what are you talking about? What the fuck? And then Michael who didn't even know what she was talking about goes how far can this woman go?

It's a question I often ask one how fucking does hands get my right? Am I right? And so Candace just thinks that Michael has been afforded privilege that he doesn't ever have to take responsibility for anything ever. He can buy him off, pay him off, threaten to sue him or whatever he does. And then he'll forsake his own wife for his own pleasures and degrading desires. So then one, it's quite a line. Yeah. He will forsake his own wife.

By the way, what's the responsibility that you took? Can I hear a little responsibility? I don't hear any last year responsibility and you did suit somebody as well. So whatever. Now that all said, you're completely right about Michael. Okay. That being said.

You're correct. Again, I just like to pour now that Cand this has been correct a lot today. Okay. Okay. That's incorrect. That's very annoying. So one, uh, it's like, listen, we all need to be bigger men. And I say, let's move on. Well, as the biggest man that I know, one, I agree. So Karen's like, I feel like, oh, it just gots to Karen talking to to Ray. And he goes, uh, I feel like I've got something in my teeth. Do I have something in my teeth? Do I have something? Could you soldier on and tell feel like I've got something in my teeth. Do I have something in my teeth? Do I have something? Could you soldier on and tell me if I've got something in my teeth? My soldier.

I have back to Michael. He's like, I don't listen or don't have any problems with you and all would love to be a bigger man. Now, Juan, help me be a bigger man. Make squeezy. It's getting bigger. It will be bigger. No one makes me bigger man than Juan.

All right, it's hurting my pants now. It's hurting my pants now. Take a break. Juan knows how to make me grow, okay? So he's like, I don't really have a problem. Are you not okay? So questions like, that's what I'm trying to say. So just as I says, okay, yeah. So move forward and no more disrespecting each other's wives. Ah, that's my job Ah, and let's one of you all may is carry next You can go to town on that bitch. Ah, so Michael just looks away and won't answer and Chris Will answer either yeah, they're all mad still and Chris goes of course, so they shake hands and Yeah, and was like come on can we get a hug maybe? Okay, can I just get a hug? So then Michael's like, of course, get over here. Yeah, Michael

is, Michael will not hug Chris, but he has all hugs with Juan. And she's like, that's all that Michael want did. Ah, just a hug from Juan. That's why the psychology went down really quick. So now everyone starts dancing, Karen changes, and Robin is thinking and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Yeah, the show started in 2016. It was filming in 2015. What do you mean, give us time? And once it's, well, I got to go.

My Uber is almost here. So what? Where are you going? I got to work. So he gets up and he leaves because he's still mad. Because the only people who should be kind to each other today on a wedding day are the guys. He could still be a total asshole to his wife at the wedding.

Exactly. And so then Chris is getting mad at Candace for bringing up white privilege. And she just and it's where we cut from that to Michael going up to ash saying, you're very sexy. You're the whole package, by the way. That's what I'm going to say to Warn. What do you think? That's not good. It only hurts for a minute. All right. Just try to relax your butt hole. I'm sorry Ashley, wait.

Line dancing, that's right. So now I'm back to Chris and he is like, you know, just because you feel away about something doesn't mean you always need to express it in the moment. And she's like, um, here is my problem. That motherfucker thinks everyone is going to bow down to him. And my ass, well, not that, a hand. It's like, okay, you got to see the other side.

He's just like getting mad at her. And she said, well, you guys are talking to me crazy. It's fucked my life. And that the combination of their fight. Yeah. So then we go to the end cards. Ashley is thriving. Okay. She's not too keen on Michaels movie making plans, but she is ready on him producing baby number three. Mia and her mother continue to work on their relationship and growing in Mia are currently building a new him and plan to have a sweet for ma'am. The budget is not low. Yeah, um, let's see,

Jizella is no longer dating her pretend boyfriend that she wasn't dating in the first place. Saa, and instead that had a hot girl summer ride. Yes, Saa, just practicing to be more emotionally available, blah, but much like hotel Jizella, it's a work in progress. Wendy loves her boobs, but she's also working on a memoir and weapon candles, which will not be limited to one week. Candace has released her full-length album, Deep Space, which is also the location of where it's number one. And Chris is still acting as her husband jur. Place huge valiance. Chris is still acting as her husband jur, despite darkly concerns. Chris and his

mother-in-law barely speak. Actually, Canvas has often did really well, I think, or a single did really well. I saw people on Twitter like, oh my god, you're like number four. Yeah. I like the song. So let's see. Drop back. Drop back. And then I'm gonna drop back.

Or drop back. Yeah, we wanna, yeah, make, make, yeah, make. Yeah. So let's see. Then Karen says that she's glad Robin and Jacelle showed up. I keep my fingers from Robin and Juan. Security. And Robin,

Robin and Juan have moved into their new home where there's enough room for another baby Jixie. And a couple of still is not set a wedding day, but Michael has many leads on bachelor party venues And the Hugh guys are in a nudie-wed phase Every morning I ask great questions like way where was the wackiest place you've ever had sex Hmm and And that's over and then we get a trailer for a four-part reunion So now is this just gonna be the thing that get a trailer for a four part reunion.

So now is this just going to be the thing that we're going to be getting four part reunions every year. I mean, I love, but I love Potomac. I thought it was a really fun season. I'm not sure is a four episode reunion worthy one, but I guess maybe the, uh, the last hour is because Nicki Minaj pops up. So, you know, that, that's going to be interesting. And there are lots of rumors that like Nicki Minaj and Candace get into it, which should be interesting

at the very least. Well, they started with Atlanta, a member they went to three reunions. And everyone's like, that is ridiculous. And then it was every show. So I think they started with Beverly Hills this time with this four-part bullshit. I think that was what started it.

Well, Atlanta had a four-part reunion a few years ago was part of it, right? Atlanta technically had a four-part reunion a few years ago with Fadra, and that was a whole thing. It was like a special. And then they hyped up the fact that Beverly Hills is four episodes, they like really hyped it up. And that sort of made it sound like it was a special thing, but now they're just like, oh yeah,

and now Potomac is the before episodes too, and they're not even hyping that. They're just like, yeah, it's four episodes. Yeah, so here we go. We're going to have going to have this almost into the new year. Firey moxon. That's going to be a lot of Potomac. Well, the good news is I love Potomac and they do great reunions.

And I am really intrigued to see how this Nicki Minaj thing shakes out. It's just reunions are hard for us. It's like a lot of notes for us to take. But you know what? We will soldier on the reunion. Alright, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We will see you at 7 p.m. tonight on Pacific time 10 p.m. Eastern on the green room app for take a seat. And everyone else or you

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