Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: And All That Jazz Tickets

Episode Date: October 14, 2022

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trip to Scottsdale, AZ goes awry as Whitney voices rumors about Lisa sleeping with a man for Utah Jazz tickets. Sounds like a case for Nancy Drew!Check this recap out on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73272577/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'll tell you, we just finished recapping Real House with the Beverly Hills and we whipped ourselves up into a frenzy, so thank God for this show to bring us back down into the world of silliness and Scottsdale, all right? We're talking, of course, of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which was also bonkers, but bonkers fun. Just a reminder, this recap is crap is on demand so you can watch along with us, or watch us,

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We'll talk about Bravo stuff. Should there's a lot that will be lots and lots of gossip to talk about by the time Monday comes. That is for sure. And that's like the... No, Monday will be spent talking about what trash Diana is. Okay. I've let it go.

I've let it go for this recap. I have not let it go. Diana's trash. No, it's okay. I've let it go. I've let it go for this recap. I've not let it go. Diana's okay. We're gonna channel with us on Monday night and take a seat. Okay. Can't wait to hear what you have to say. We are going to channel it and then also Winters Crapening is on Monday. So I think there's only two more episodes left of House the Dragon. So don't miss out on all the fresh recap that we give you guys. so it's a lot of house to drag and so don't miss out on all the fresh recaps that we give you guys. Um, so, uh, you know, before we dive into this, I saw a video on Instagram on Maronith Mark's Instagram and Gen Shaw. Yeah.

What? What? Well, it was a stupid little video or maybe it was Heather, but basically it was a video of the flight to Phoenix from Utah for this trip. And it was just Jen Shaw and Meredith in the aisle talking with I think one of the producers or someone there, but Jen Shaw was, she was like giggling and she was telling, she was like saying something like, you need to have your seatbelt on.

You need to have your seatbelt on. You have to put your seatbelt on. And the reason why I'm bringing this up, it was funny. It was just a funny stupid clip. But the reason why I'm bringing this up is, sometimes every few weeks, it pops up on social media. Why are people reading for Gen Shop?

But then they don't read for Erica, basically two criminals, or criminals adjacent, et cetera, whatever you wanna say. People who are involved in criminal cases, why, like, Gen Shaw seems to have done, been more centrally involved and done worse things than Erica, and yet we sort of, you know, we enjoy Gen Shaw. She may be a villain, but we still enjoy her. And I was like, it's because of moments like this, because Gen Shaw, despite everything and how, like like how self-serving she is and how she always places herself in the center of anything, still has moments where like, I feel like I can hang out there

and have a fun time, you know? Yeah, not me. So let's see here all notes. I'm on the wrong Salt Lake City. Actually, I'm so sorry. Real House of Salt Lake City wait what episode is this two episode three Salt Lake City did you watch it yes of course I took notes on it I cannot find my notes and I don't know why do you want my Hold on. Talk. Oh, three, three, three, three. Wait, I can stamp. Yeah, I'll get you in my fountain. Thank God, I don't know it was at the bottom of my nose. You guys, I just scared myself.

I have nightmares about that, like showing up with that and it's happened actually many times. But sorry, everything's fine. I just got so lost to my anger. I was like, you know what, it's still Salt Lake City episode two. I just can't believe I had a whole monologue and you weren't able to find your notes during that time. I was listening to you.

Okay. I mean, I'm saying I had a I'm saying they must have been really buried down there. That was just on to you. I was about to start talking about where would it from south but we don't have to do that now because here we are on episode three of Salt Lake City, which I'm completely prepared for. Yes, so it opens up Whitney, it's still just had their session with the shaman and Whitney is talking about Her healing journey. And so Lisa's like, how what now? Are you okay? What now? Are you okay? And she goes, yes, I've been on this healing journey for a year now. And my childhood is blocked from ages nine to 17. And then also from ages six to nine, ages 17 to now, I don't remember a thing. And as I do all this work, memories are coming up. And

it's been really hard. There's been abuse in my family, but I stuffed it so deep that I blocked all memory of it. And Heather's like, she's giving that look like, you, and she says, yeah. And it looked to me like Heather was kind of doubting this. Like she was like, what? So then Lisa's crying and doubting this like she's like what? So then Lisa's crying and Meredith is saying everyone's like, we're so sorry, you know, and Heather asks, like, how do you deal with something like that? Like, it's a recovered memory. Like, how did you figure this out? She's like, it's hard to explain, oh, God, are we going to go back there?

Yeah, because you brought it up, you know? And she's like, well, you know, you have feelings like you don't know where it comes from. Like, that's how you learn. Like, I've learned the abuse has gone on generational, Lee. And I'm breaking the cycle for my family. I'm nervous. Like you are. You are. When he tells us there's no easy or right time to share this type of information with people, but I need my friends.

And it actually feels good to get it out. And I do feel they do love and support me. That's just a feeling I have. Yeah, I really feel that they feel for me. So that's good. Whitney's like talking about how she's going to see her brother Curtis. And Heather's like, Whitney's like talking about how she's going to see her her brother Curtis. And Heather's like, Oh my God, I feel betrayed for you to be honest. I'm fucking freaking

out right now. And Whitney's like, Yeah, well, we have to put our shit on the table literally. I was like, please don't. Please don't. I support your healing, but keep keep your literal shit off the table. Let's let's let's not have that on the dinner table. Let's put the little literal shit in the literal toilet. Okay. And so then she uses that as a segue to say, and that's why it's not easy to be vulnerable. That's why Meredith and Lisa, that's you can work on that now. And so they start like, like, oh, I see what you did there. You just passed it on over to us.

So Meredith goes, well, if you want to know the truth, part of last year, stemmed because I did make myself vulnerable. You feel like you open up and then you get slapped in your face for a different when it comes from a friend, not your son, because once your son, it's an adorable little baby paw that just kind of taps your cheek and you go, well, I gotta keep

a little baby boy, don't I? You know what I'm saying? I cracked up because we didn't go, yeah, Meredith can't be vulnerable and neither can Lisa. And Lisa goes, oh, Wendy's like, past the couch. She's like past past the conch. She's like past the conch. Basically. Oh, so funny.

So, Lisa's like, Maradoth, I apologize again. Like I apologize, Nale. And I apologize again. Cause like the things I said were bad. Like they were hyperbolic. And I didn't mean them. And you know what? I don't even think those things.

I was just very hard. And then I said things I regret. And Merrin And you know what, I don't even think those things. I was just very hard. And then I said things I regret. And Meredith goes, Oh, see, drop the ventriol venom and hang trams. Like you spew. You don't regret that, but only your choice of one. So last year, my whole thing was I would do two rhymes.

And the third word I couldn't rhyme. And this year, my whole thing is I do two alliterations and then changed up for the third one my rich real venom and hatred that you spewed. It's like come on one more v word Meredith don't take us don't take us on the journey and then bail out. So Heather just rolled her eyes because Meredith of course has to make the most dramatic scene about it. And Lisa's like, uh, I like and say it's like deeply sorry. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, thank you. And you know why the things you said, the things you made up, they were mean, they were malicious, and they were obnoxious. They were also crackers. They were so. I'm trying anymore.

At least as I, now she's given Lisa what you're never supposed to give anybody is the right to turn this into their own victimhood right? So she's coming for Lisa so hard that she's turning Lisa into the victim. So Lisa's like, oh, but thank you for telling me that because now I know. Now I know. She's like, yeah, the things you said, you made up. And I know that because I never trusted you. I never trusted you. Well, now I know. She's like, yeah, the things you said, you made up. And I know that, because I never trusted you. I never trusted you. Well, now I know. And the producer asks, Lisa, so did you make up what you said in the rant?

Like was that all just lies? And Lisa goes, no! Just being honest. No. That's the truth. So Lisa goes, I'm human, and I was hurt. And Jenna goes, and you probably should have explained that what was going on.

And Martha goes, well, because somebody told you I was send your house was ugly. That's what you told me on the lane. That's why you all did this. And we have the flashback of her being like, well, I was told he didn't like my renovations. We thought my house is bad. That will never not make me laugh.

I totally forgot. I was her motive. God last season was epic. So Heather's like, well, I think that she deeply regrets it. Am I am I wrong Lisa? Emeritus is like, if you want to be accountable and you want to move forward, that day was not an aboriginal. There are other instances of you speaking humbly about me. I am well aware of these things. They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. Can I Spanish speaking? You know what? You are an interrupter. Please stop interrupting me. It's very amp-a-light and the music goes boom boom like oh damn

Sam light Someone said in polite on prime time boom and then Meredith because you know I don't know if there's something more significant going Stop interrupting, please. Hashtag. Okay, we're making statements that are untrue, so I'm not okay with that.

I am almost finished. I am almost finished. It's like what I tell Brooksie, the keys are coming into the hanger, just let them come in and then we are done. Okay, finish. Go ahead. Okay, then you'll be able to say whatever you want. Okay. Okay.

Finish. Go ahead. If you finish, finish. I just want you to finish. Okay. If you think that this is normal behavior. Okay. And you don't want to get help and get, and get, that make changes. And there's nothing more I can do for you. But if you think you should be getting some help. I'm happy. I'm honored and I'm potato salad for you What kind of half-dried a Emeritus goes I don't know I'm not a dancer And have this like um you abs you saying that is absolutely gonna trigger her. Nope, don't say that. Yeah, I don't like you commenting on my mental stability yet, how? Yeah, she's screaming and crying.

Well, I didn't say her mental. So, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Yeah, you dad. And Heather's like, that is a low blow. Okay, that is a low blow. Okay, that is a low blow and Heather tells us you know the words coming from Meredith's mouth are just not dirty and mean but like they cut a bitch like

once I meet your therapist and she teams you worth a or might consider a path to Brazilian song, but until then I call her, yeah, what are you, in all of her twists? Like, what are you doing? So Lisa is getting, she's getting, she's getting very sad and upset. When Lisa starts crying and getting upset,

her face comes turns into like a clenched fist. And so Jen's like, you're fucking strong Lisa, you're fucking strong. And when he goes, Lisa, look at me, explain what the pain comes from Lisa that's real that's real you can only hear when you're being real and I feel that way it's gonna go it's

vulnerable and that's what's gonna change just be done with it and Lisa just gop some wine and she's for the last year for the last year and a half have it's extremely a heart-fold to me that I could like tell you feelings of me being her And it was just regarded and everyone talked shit about everybody and now we're gonna move forward And I'm gonna look listen. I'm not gonna slip my wrist for anybody I just slip my wrist for anybody. Wow, a horrible thing to say. I'm hangin'. The interruptee becomes the interrupturna. It's a horrible, horrible thing to say.

Now it's not, and you have to go, you just hear Heather in the background going, for me it's not. You know what, stop, you know what, stop. Like this is Meredith's bob is going forward and backwards. She's like what stop you know what stop like this is Meredith Bob is going forward and backwards Gen goes she she had a family member at least cuz now what no what yeah her family never tried to convince who the oh I didn't know I'm bullshit. Oh bullshit. You know she didn't know it. Okay. That's what she said Oh, oh my god. I did not know that. I did not know that

I said she didn't know that was just gonna tell me now didn't know and Lisa's like I'm so sorry to use that analogy I have hair extensions don't burn don't burn I think that we need to stop for a minute now I think I've had everyone take five I think we have, I think I'm afraid. And I'm horrible. I'm having a ghost just have some wine and fish. Just do that. Yeah, I guess. I'm just a bit of wine and take it by the fish. That would be the word.

I don't think that Lisa meant it as a dig. It's just how Lisa talks. And then we see a clip of the hot tub earlier that day with, or whatever, yeah, earlier that day with Lisa. I'm not gonna like set my rest for anyone, you know what I mean? Yeah, I think that Meredith is just pulling out any strength she can to be mad at Lisa. Alright, I'm taking five, Jen, ones you like to take over? Sure would.

I want to say something. I wouldn't be here without my husband and my kids and my faith. And you just don't ever know. And don't you go through your situation and I hope not every goes a situation like this and I would never ever be Never be with anyone I wish this on anyone but petting things like you guys are fun You ever this whole thing with it in perspective, okay? The people who are important to me in my life support for me to show how much I love again

I don't really know the right up. Yeah, Jen's like, just remember, it's about me. This is about me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So Lisa's like, well, thank you for hearing me, Marda. Thank you. And Whitney says, well, should we say something on fire? I don't know what she said that, but Heather's like, yeah,

let's at least on fire. But she's ready for it. Sorry to kind of feel like it right, Lisa. She goes, yeah, yeah, I do. I have Herrick sentience. I'll burn. Oh, that's why she's ready for it. Sorry to kind of feel like it right, Leeds, so she goes, yeah, yeah, I do. I have hair extensions, I'll burn. Oh, that's why she said that. Okay. So then in the morning,

well, Meredith says importantly, Meredith goes, well, Lisa, I appreciate your apology, and I hear you and we're not at a point. A resolution, yeah, and if that's what you want, we will have much more of a discussion, and I do appreciate your apology. Thank you very much for it. It's really, I think, for tonight.

We'll just have to just be passive and patient and corn chips. That's what I have to say about tonight. So in the morning, Jen is there with her trusty bullhorn, which is just hilarious. I mean, whoever's told her that that bullhorn is hilarious. Thank you so much. Thank you.

So she's there with that going, you know, doing her. Oh my God, it's me. It's morning, morning, everybody morning, bitches. Just like, I'm here to wake the hose up and lose because, oh my god, you're a crazy. So they're going to be going on a bike trolley drinking trip and Jen tells us last night was really heavy and I'm just like, try to have fun.

And I'm not trying to make you cry and think, like, like, that drink like cow coochie or whatever that drink was. And then I flash back to the mall drinking cacao, you know? And Whitney is like, yeah, well, yeah, cacao. Whitney says nothing, but I read my notes wrong. So I went into Whitney voice by accident. Kakao. So Lisa calls John and she's like,

John, hi, we're the boys on time for school today. And he's like, I mean, not Henry. He was a little slow and I wasn't really, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please. No, it's okay, John. Listen, we had dinner about Jess and Madhav, but then she played Doctor from my night. But overall, I feel like resolving it all.

So like, you know what? I'm gonna go to that rodeo because you know I love her so much. She's like, are you mad at me? Please say you're not mad at me. You did get to school eventually. Okay, John Biden, I'm mad at you at all. He's like, I'm about controlled. Ow.

I like that she said them merit of the play doctor, except I feel like when normally people say you play, playing doctor, I think it means like, little kids touching each other or something. So, Whitney is now in a bubble bath. This was funny to me. She, there's a big ass bubble, big ass bath tub, and she's filled it up with bubbles,

and then we see her in the bubble bath and she's lying perpendicular across the bathtub I'm like girl rotate you as a whole tub to fit your it like her legs are dangling out of the bathtub and her head is up against the wall I was like she wouldn't be she wouldn't be facing the camera if she did that like with me And that's a very Instagrammable bathtub like she's literally in the bathtub sitting facing the camera going Bubbles a gramable bathtub. Like she's literally in the bathtub sitting facing the camera going, bubbles, I'm in a bath. I guess with me we get double tap, double tap everybody. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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And I hate Arizona. She goes, who are you gonna press? The cacti, the tumbleweeds, the girls on the girls trip. Am I right, everyone? I was like, wow, she's hating. She's a hater. So then Jen's in a glam. She's like, what, she's hating, she's a hater. So, so then Jen's in her glam. She's like, what are you guys going for today

and the makeup artist goes, si-fist the ratchet, I was like, oh, god. So that Arizona gay humor. So Heather's like, Heather comes to Meredith and she's like, so right now are you gonna move on with Lisa? Like, what's going on with Ah? And Meredith's like, yeah, now are you gonna move on with Lisa? Like what's going on with Ah? And Meredith's like, yeah, well, here's my problem.

King Elizabeth is wearing us about what I mean. The move forward and then let's you're willing to apologize. And I have no interest. She did apologize. But Meredith wants her like to apologize, like it's a scene from Prince of Tides or something. Like, I don't know what the fuck Meredith wants her to like to apologize, like it's a scene from Prince of Tides or something. Like I don't know what the fuck Meredith wants. But there's like, uh, so Lisa is gonna show you she wants to be your friend and I feel like you're coming off this contestending and superior.

That's what's happening. Well, I'm not superior. I'm just the better person and I'm telling you, I don't find it acceptable to treat me that way Heather and I'm not willing to open myself up to somebody who's gonna stab me And there goes well you need to look at your life and look at situations where you've taken that risk with other people who have hurt you and Stabbed you in the back. I mean, I don't want to spell it out, but Gencha and let me see it's just to get your makeup on and then back to Heather and she's like, yeah, and you've given them more grace than you've given the Lisa. So like put that in your pipe and smoke it and Meredith's like, my, my true hammer.

I mean, it's not true. And by the way, Meredith is made up like in first lady hair like full on. Well, it's like, yeah, yeah, I hair like full on like well. It's like. Jackie. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, fall on. But what was funny was that her hair was like up like in the first part of the scene her hair just like up and they're doing her her makeup and her hair just like this big tangle above her head.

And they're going back and forth, back and forth. And then at one point Heather says something that comes back to me. Guts back to Meredith and her hair is fully down in Jackie Ode. Like they didn't even like transition that for us. Just like on moment. My hair is up above my head and next moment. Jackie Ode. So she's like, that's not true. How they're in there. Because yeah, well, stopping a condescending superior bitch. A boom. And we had to just blinks at her like, I don't know, that Botox blink.

We're like, that was impolite. Boom. See, I can get a boom too. So she's like the Eddie Murphy Rob house lines. I'm fine with her. I'm a surface level, but I don't trust her. Does that make me a kind of sounding person? And how they goes, no, I mean, saying that I'll help you learn how to be at my friend's

condescending. Well, that's not when I said have the, I said, I can't be treated this way. And if you want to work on yourself because you're fundamentally broken and it will take a team of specialists to fix you. Then we can figure out how to get there. But until then, no, but I will be happy to work with you to find some team that can handle your very special and rare case study. Yeah, she's like, well, I'm just saying I don't tolerate. She tried it. And Heather says, well, that's crystal.

That's crystal. She tried it, man. And Heather says, well, that's crystal. That's crystal. So then we go to Jen with her bullhorn. I can't with Jen. I have never rooted for the justice system to get to work as much as I have. Why am I enjoying Jen so much?

Why am I having that? I cannot wait for Jen to be carted away. She is the fakes most most obnoxious house. Oh, it's totally. She is, but I don't know. There's only I'm liking about her this season. So she'd be wrong. When you're willing to go to therapy,

and you realize why you find Jen's shot entertainment, we can resume the podcast. Don't comment on my mental stability. So Jen is like, yeah, where are my hose at? I think she goes, oh, in the bathroom. I guess there's moments like that, when she's like, where are my hose at? Oh, not here.

Okay. So they're going to be doing a party bike all through Scottsdale. So they go over. They just head there. And we've got Kevin, who is the party bite captain He is like he is hit the gay jackpot like I am so happy for him because he's gonna get to go home to his friends And be like oh my god, you'll never get to get him onto the bike That all the real house was a Salt Lake city. I'm like Kevin. I am happy. I'm I'm proud of you today

You like this is what this is why you take that job as the captain of the drinking bike, because for all the bachelor parties that you do, you hope that one day you get a cast of Real Housewives and he did it. Congrats, Kev. So they peddle in Wu as you think they would. Scott Stillis just full of Wu. And then they start pouring booze all over each other and all over the bike.

And then of course there's a stripper pole. So Whitney, you know, there's not a stripper pole. There's not a stripper pole. There is a standard load bearing beam that keeps the roof up on this contraption. And it's about three feet high. And Whitney goes, I think I see a stripper pole. And she grabs this this thing and she wraps herself around this like three foot like like crawl crawl space height beam and she starts Winding her way around it and then they also are pouring the booze on each other and then Whitney winds up upside down And her legs are in the air and shot takes one of the canned wines and pours it down in between her legs and her dress. Well, you know Whitney just sees any Poland

calls the Distriper Pulse. Why no one will camp with Whitney. You know, like no tent stays up at our site. It's a stripper pulse with me. We just spent 45 minutes putting this thing up. Yeah. So So, she pours a booze down her coup chute. She's like, we all know Whitney likes her coup chute. We're okay. We ran the bed. So then they start doing a wet t-shirt contest and Meredith and Lisa are laughing and sprang each other.

And Whitney's like, to watch Lisa and Meredith passively aggressively throw cheap wine at each other, I am living for a I'm gonna shower So then they wind up at Corona Ranch for the next activity and Lisa's like okay you guys There's a reason why I'm in Dior boots. You guys are gonna love this show These women perform for Dior and we're featuring Vogue You guys, I got a lot to show! He's what I meant before I'm for TR! I'm a featuring Vogue!

And it's like a group of like lady horse riders, which is actually, it's super cool. It's like a lady rodeo, and they do a whole show with horses and stuff. It's like, but it's be Berkeley of horse shows. You know, it's like they walk around and make different patterns and stuff. And at least it's like, oh my God, that was so much. And Whitney's like, explain how you're sitting. I've never seen that. And they explain that you sit on the, the side of the horse,

like with your legs on one side because it wasn't considered lady like, uh, back when lady started riding horses and other guys. It's called keeping our knees together wet. So then they all, then now they're gonna like do some horseback riding and they'll have dresses to change into. And some of them look actually really cute on them and some of them look crazy on them. It was kind of hilarious. Well, I guess they can never win.

You know, like Heather is just not gonna win this one. I think the only one who came out looking really great was Meredith. Meredith looked amazing. Yeah, Meredith looked, had to tell Meredith looked amazing. She looked like the rodeo Mary Poppins. Like she just looked like she's going to whip out an umbrella or like a poncho or something and just start flying down. She needs to lean into that look more. She looks fantastic. I was like, this, just keep the dress. So then Heather leads her alone and I was like, this, just keep the dress. So then Heather and Lisa are alone.

And Heather's like, oh, I wanted to talk to you. I want you to know I talked to Meredith this morning and basically said to her, you're sounding like a superior, condescending friend that's putting terms on why you're going to be friends with Lisa, but the truth was that when we got to the trolley, it was fun. It was a fun trolley.

And trolley is my favorite word. I don't think I mentioned that yet. A trolley is my favorite word. And Lisa's like, I mean, when it's enough enough, like we went through this for two years with John, and I don't need it to be, I don't need to go through it again. And so then back with other ladies from Aridith,

it's like, well, what else, John, so whatever will be, well, else, what else, Jonathan, so whatever we'll be, well, else, and whatever else, we'll be, the Beatles at a best. So she's mad because Lisa doesn't seem to think she did anything wrong, and she's like, Whitney's like, well, I don't think it's fair to Lisa that we're holding her to the cross

and yet we've all heard things about her. But then we're holding this info. It feels a bit hypocritical. And it's like, well, and I would agree with you, except let's make one big differentiation. I'm gonna give you about two seconds to process the word differentiation. Okay, you got all the syllables in there Okay, great. I didn't spread rumors. I said very loose and vaguely that there are rumors pertaining to her marriage finances pertaining to whatever very loose like Lisa herself her teneering to whatever, but very loose, likely to herself. So then back with Whitney,

Whitney, or no, still there. Whitney's like, it doesn't matter how Meredith wants to spin this narrative, you're talking shit. And Meredith is like, well, I'm gonna go out there and spread it for me. Say, I have a quiet one on one with a friend. I'm like, Oh, really, you went to the Whitney side of town. I mean, I don't know the town. I don't know what side it is technically. I do know it's the one with like little row houses that look like trailers

with farmhouse, you know, decoration on the front. One of us, not your part. You went all the way to Whitney's house. You probably passed a bowling alley or two, at least to Chuckie Cheese on the way over there. You got over there and you said all this shit on camera for millions of people. Yeah, so come on. I wouldn't just like, I feel like it's not fair to move forward without telling Lisa. Put it on the table. And Meredith tells us, Whitney, are you canning me? You yourself said, let's make this fun and light for Jen. And you think that's gonna make it fun and light for Jen or for Shawn, you know, thinks so. I'll tell you what makes it fun and light.

The old, it's a stack of rings on a pole and you gotta take them off. Now that's a classic one that Brooksie loves. God, that's a fun and light way to spend him off. Now that's a classic one that Brooksie loves. God, that's a fun and lightweight to spend an afternoon. Tiny xylophone. Man, it's the way to do it. Have you ever seen a small plastic tambourine talk about light fun? So Jen's like, if this bitch horse knocks me off, I'm going to fuck him up. Which would have been cute if I didn't believe her. I can't imagine a dead horse.

Like, how dare you. She already sold the horse a website. It was very impressive. She does go horse just bought all these services that doesn't mean it's like wait a minute. I do want to open up a business someday when this rodeo closes. She told me I was gonna have the chance to be on my own

and not have to come on anybody. So yeah me I was gonna have the chance to be on my own and not have to calm on anybody. So yeah, I'm gonna look. Uh, yeah, so they're just like, um, riding around on the horses and Lisa's like, I love this. This is an art. This is like the dark oak of horses. I love it. And then Jen's like waving to people as if she were in a parade and Then Lisa starts asking about the Dior show. She's like literally my husband bought these boats. They're from the Gacha collection Yeah, yeah, you ever hear a lot of them. Okay. Yeah, she's like okay She's yeah, but what did you wear for Dior? What did you do? What did you wear for that? She's like they made her sputes She's oh my god literally man god literally my husband bought me these ones

It's like that's not the same things. Okay, it's not the same So Meredith is like I think I'm in a mind of playing this little field tramp that's I love that I love boots and to ruptur So now it's nighttime and Whitney's doing her makeup. And she's in lingerie because it's time for the lingerie party. The garbage whore party, whatever. That gender's hosting. The piece of shit garbage whore. So, Heather's like talking about how she was impressed. She felt like Meredith and Lisa were

actually pretty good today. So of course, Whitney's got a ruin it because she's, this Whitney. And she's like, this is what bugs me about it. Meredith came to me and told me rumours about Lisa. And at some point like, I have to tell Lisa, we talked about it. Whitney, you don't have to say anything. You never have to say anything.

Whitney goes, think about it. I'm trying to help me into bridge. Yeah, they're just looking at her like, uh, she's, I'm telling you right now, that's not what this looks like. She's, yeah, what the saying is. Yeah, like sewing a bridge. Sewing a bridge. Yeah, she's just got like, she's got like some needles, some knitting needles at the edge

of a broken bridge. Oh, man, this will take forever. Yeah, she's just got like she's got like some needles the knitting needles at the edge of a broken bridge. Oh Man, this will take forever Yeah, but like when we were on those horses I realized none of this is fair For the horse perhaps It was like I could be doing something else. Whitney tells us, I'm helling secret to my family and those secrets grow and then they fester and then they implode. This is something that I don't want to do anymore.

I want to break the cycle. Whitney's hand movements a season are coming to me too. Whenever she's talking, she has to do the mind thing for it and makes you laugh so hard. So, there's like just preheat the oven Whitney. So, Whitney's in like this tiny sheer lingerie. I mean, she's just gorgeous, right? She's this bombshell. And she's like, you know, turn on the oven.

So, of course, Whitney walks right over to the oven and like, you know, the power straight man. I would have. Are you trying to get a dollar from the oven? Like just turn the, and other says, like just turn the oven on. Whitney, fuck an egg. Could you maybe do it like squat down and turn it on? Cause Whitney say, he's been a bad boy.

Oh, regular convection oven. Whitney, it's not sexy. So Meredith walks in in a, in a corset and also like an I love New York hat because she find half of New York See it. I'm owning it and so everyone's just like dressed all super sexy and then Lisa walks in in floppy pajamas That have like a cow print on them or something Hi, I feel sexy in this something. Hi, I feel sexy in this. Yeah, and Meredith said, I don't think I'm going to hang out with Heather says, well, from Mormon point of view, she's actually really repping. Naria nip or cleavage in sight. I feel sexy. We all dress to our

personalities and I dress them on. I love it. So, and then they just cut to Heather. Yeah, sticking to it, Jen comes in dress like the hamburger. So. Yeah. And then they cut to Heather and they're cooking dinner together and Heather is preparing the broccoli and I don't know if you noticed this. She takes that broccoli and she just like squeezes it to death. She has it like a sheet pan and she's like Like whatever rage she carries through life she took it out on that broccoli in that moment. She was destroying that broccoli

So Whitney is like Jen come help me with me because you're the only one I trust with my meat So they go out and they're getting food ready Whitney and Jen are taking shots and so she's telling her out by the grill So I have a question. Did you ever have a conversation with Meredith talking about like illegitifaires and just like I'm not the one who brought that up Meredith brought that up and I was like well I heard it but like I have heard it so like that's why I said that because like I heard it I said I heard it but but like I have heard it. So like that's why I said that. Cause like I heard it, I said I heard it, but it's cause I did hear it.

So the Meredith just walks in and many goes, I'm just asking Jen if she actually brought it up to you, the Lisa had a legit affairs. And Meredith goes, wow, yeah. And Jen goes, oh, we talked about it. Like we talked about it, but I didn't bring it up. I didn't bring it up. Meredith goes, well, I don't spread. Like, we talked about it, but I didn't bring it up. I didn't bring it up. I'm very concerned, well, I'm in the spread rumors.

I didn't say specifically to what? Jen said she heard rumors of affairs and I confirmed the same thing I heard about. Very vague. I just merely said that Lisa is a big fan for. Notice I left out the O of horse so I was being very vague of what that word could have been.

It could have been a fire. Could have been a fur. Could have been a whore. I mean, who knows what it could have been. I was being vague. Not spreading rumors. And Whitney said, but I felt like I'm being put in the middle. Where does it go?

What? Of me. What does that mean? Well, fucking have another box of frantia you ding dong. What are you even talking about right now? I feel like I'm being put in the middle of me. This is what she does. This is Whitney's thing.

She inserts herself in the middle and then she complains that she's in the middle. And then she goes and just like she feels like she has to say everything because things should be open and honest and she just causes chaos. So um um uh, Meredith said, well, the reality is when you had a lot more to see than I did because you fell for the trap point. I said, I heard a rumor and you said, I heard a rumor too and she gave blown jobs for jazz tickets. So you kind of went out there.

So then we see the memory of this and she said yeah, well I have a friend of Lisa's and he's very wealthy and well known in Utah And I heard she slept with him to sway him and I thought it was absurd too But guess what you know Angie Harrington? We're at a jazz game and John and Jack were sitting in this man seats 10 we're at a jazz game and John and Jack were sitting in this man seats Whitney gave way more Meredith said I've heard about affairs unless she maybe does favors But I think it's absurd and Whitney's like yeah, I saw her fuck a horse and then brag about her boots And then she got free airline tickets after she let the airplanes see her who aha. She gave a blow-hob blow blow job and a blow-hob. I don't even know what that is, but she gave it at when she was seeing the touring production of Les Miserables in Salt Lake City in the and he's gonna see three B there. She gave a job in a hob, but watching Mr. Rob.

Wow, what was actually thing three things that were I'm actually very impressive. Well, it took me a whole season to be able to do anything they can close to that. And you just stumbled your way right into it. I'm proud, I am pleased, and I'm a cupcake. God, words are very difficult sometimes None of this matters, but here's the thing. I don't think I can move authentically if we don't put it on the table

Emeritus is like fine., coming on the table. I can't pull it on the table, but I need you to say it. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. No, you say it. You say it. I'm not saying it. You say it.

The person is wearing the most clothes on. They're a chest. It's not allowed to speak for the rest of the night. Fine, I'll be right back. Wait a second. That's you. Okay, I guess I'll say it. So, and- The person who is, the person who disrobes

and is completely naked and still has a torso shaped like a blazer doesn't have to put it on the table. The person. Okay, I have a deal. The only one who has to say it is the person who most recently splattered chocolates off of on someone who looks vaguely like Rudy Giuliani. Wait, hey, wait, that's me. Oh, sorry.

So inside Heather's like, you know, I just want to keep things light. Like I don't want fights tonight. Really, but I just want as a nice light night. Yeah, right, Heather. I mean, I love Heather, but I just want as a nice light night. Yeah, right Heather. I mean, I love Heather, but Heather starts most of this shit. Okay. She's just not started this particular thing.

And I think she's probably feeling a little left out because usually she and Whitney started together. Like Whitney's coming into this season like, I'm gonna solo the shit out of her. I know. Yeah. So Whitney's now getting mad because she's getting frustrated because she's basically like,

like, why do I always have to be the one to say it? That's the thing. People come to me because they know that then I'm gonna be, I'm gonna do their dirty work. They're gonna come to me and now I'm gonna be the, I don't wanna do it anymore, which, guess what? Whitney does exactly that. Of course, of course.

That's what we're doing right now. Mary's brought this stuff to her. So she's saying, Herrington brought this stuff to her. So she's saying it. She's like, I am sick of repeating things. So then Jen goes, I understand. You don't want to be Nancy Jew anymore. She's, I don't want to be Nancy Drew anymore.

I'm sick of repeating things And she goes I cannot and will not know more. I will not be Nancy Drew. I'm like You know this is not really what Nancy Drew does right like Drew is some fucking gossip Nancy just got a little flashlight. she's looking at hidden staircases and she's actually Tiny mysteries. How do you think Jen Shaw got in trouble in the first place? Who's Nancy Drew? That's what Nancy Drew is doing. She's looking to files Good good lord, so Yeah, but no one's asking you to with me. Yeah, well no one is asking

But everyone's expecting and then dropping information and doing it all Well guess what I Know where the hidden staircases and I know about the old clock Nancy dream reporting to service Where it was like well, we're not even talking about you. I'm going inside and solving a mystery So she goes in and then at least is what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? You want to talk? How what's wrong? What's wrong? I am done with bullshit. That's what and she like Like puts her finger down on the table like I am done And now we have a very long scene that takes place in front of lots of Venetian blinds

It's like this wall of Venetian blinds in the background. I'm everyone's in their lingerie. Yeah Whitney's like, Heather goes, what's going on Whitney? And she's like, just shut up. Everyone just shut up. Just let me get it out in my own way. So Nancy Drew, God, they never Nancy Drew, every book, Nancy Drew, it's always that moment where she goes to house of everyone, shut up.

Shut up. And she's in her lingerie too in cyclopetia Brown's got a boner She's on her game today the hardy boys are like let's get her round up. You know this I can't I love when she doesn't us So she goes I'm having a very hard time Lisa because the first this is the first time I feel like we have a Really real friendship. At least it's like, I'm confused. I'm confused. I'm just gonna look past that, that past progressive comment there. But yeah, I'm confused.

And she's, what is happening right now is I feel so conflicted because I have talked with Meredith about your marriage, about rumors about you, and Meredith brought it up, and she came to me with alleged rumors about you. And now I feel like I'm in the middle, and I'm removing myself out of the new sitcom called Malcolm on the Side, and I'm Malcolm with Whitney on the side. And Lisa goes, retaliation is a bitch. Retaliation is a bitch. And so she's like, I am in shock right now. Like, wow, wow, I got marriage at Swarth Limits.

Family Swarth Limits. It's like, you know, it's like, it's like war play with her. It's like war play. So Lisa is like, Whitney, thank you for telling me because I'm very happy in my marriage. And there's no fun. No, no, no, no. No, no, there's like, wait a second.

Everybody eat. Okay, we'll talk about this at dinner like adults, but we're not going to skip a meal over this. But also, everyone eat. Yeah, like how there's like, I'm getting the salmon. But also Lisa is so bad at, it's so bad at trying to act innocent because she's like, they're like,

yeah, they were talking about your marriage. What, there's nothing wrong with my marriage. There's no reality, I'm happy, I love my family and John and I are totally fine. It's like, she does do that, yeah. It's like, what? So Lisa's like, okay, so what was said about me? And when he's like,

um, wall, it's rumored that your fuck buddy is the guy who has the jazz tickets and this goes who Just I don't want to say the name. Oh, okay, wait me. I love that Whitney has a little center there in her Yeah, and Lisa goes are you fucking crazy? Oh fucking crazy Oh, you fucking crazy Disgusting Does this do you know that man is on the board of trustees at Fudge College?

This could ruin Jackson entire future and so when I'm not the one who started it and I'm not crazy I'm just telling you just Duh I'm just telling you, just, DAS, GOD SAKE, DAS, GOD SAKE! I'm not gonna let it, and I'm bringing it to you, and I'm asking you, and you said no, so it's done. It's done. And Heather goes, well this is what Meredith told Whitney, and Meredith goes, I didn't know I was a man! And it's good, that's like my father!

That is D a third. Woo! I have no idea why I'm involved this fight right now. In fact, I've never heard these rumors except from Whitney. I heard other rumors, but not these rumors. And that Whitney told me, hey, who repeated the rumor? You or me. And then the Whitney goes,

you told me she performed sexual favors. Whitney, you ding dong. Oh my God, if you're gonna talk shit, get your shit straight, Whitney. She never said any of this, you said all of this. All she said was the favors part. She doesn't say anything about those jazz tickets. You think Whitney's just lying or just really stupid?

Because I can't tell if she's like purposely lying to get this all on Meredith or if she's just too dumb to remember. I think it's probably mostly option B. So there's like, blowies for jazz tickets. I mean, that's a stretch. It's not like we're courtside for the Lakers. I mean, blowies to sit next to Jack Nicholson, maybe a little bit more plausible, but courtside at the jazz, you don't have to get on

your knees for that clip of Meredith saying, I heard she was doing favors to places, so they'll pick up Vita Tequila. It sounds absurd. So Lisa's like, do you feel God? Do you guys feel God? Does this feel fucking God?

Like, her name are, her name are. And then suddenly the Gen bot is activated and she tells us, This is feelin' fuckin' good, like heart ma-ma-ma, heart ma-ma-ma. And then suddenly the Gen bot was activated and she just tells us, Gen who? I'm fighting for my life and freedom, but y'all are fighting for courts at jazz tickets. And who said, like, what, and what, and what, and what, and what, and what, who's garbage trash horror, and who's not? So she's like ready to- Well you did name a party. You did name an entire party after the fight that led to this, you dummy.

So Whitney's like, the pain is between you two. At least it's like, I told you guys not to want to talk about it. I'll talk to Meredith directly because I haven't talked about you. I never have Meredith. I don't know how that is. Well, don't say you never have because you have. Do we want to roll the clip for the fifth time? Does that pass out?

And then- Oh, no, no, what the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing, man? I was so married that it says- Well, I've heard about it. Br. Whitney says they're still plenty of salmon. This is to rallyation. This is to rallyations. And we're not in fog and you two need to work on it. Not us.

And that it tells us you just started all of this. So good. And there's like, I don't know what's going on with Whitney. I mean, she's like a runaway train in a bra. And I know that she's got a lot of heart, she's got a lot on her heart and mind. But if she's looking for peace and healing, she's turning up trouble.

Is the opposite. I mean, she blowjob for jazz tickets. I mean, that is real. I mean, they're $15 on eBay for crying out loud. Am I right, everyone? Am I right? So Lisa's still yelling, I only went on one rant,

and Meredith is yelling, tell her about her, and they're all just over talking, yelling at each other, just being as dramatic as possible. It's like, who can be the most dramatic? And Lisa's like, she goes, you know what? I'm not psycho.

Okay, I'm just mad. And if you don't wanna be my friend, then don't be my friend. Because I'm dumb. And I really just don't know how much I can't take. I don't know how much I can take of this. I have taken the brunt of so much. I need to call my husband.

I need to call my husband, so she runs out sobbing. And so now, and she's like, I have, I don't need to call my husband. I need to call my husband so she runs out sobbing. And so now, and she's like, I have a John Jacket Henry. That's all I have. All I have are John Jacket Henry. John Jacket Henry, I'm at everything. And for someone, you're on a hurt that is disgusting.

And so she runs out and Jen is like, the floor is now mine. Oh, you have this in family? I guess what? All I literally, literally, all I have is my fucking husband and my kids everything has been taken away from me I don't have anything else you guys. I'm like at this I'm like, it's not because not talking about this the stuff you stole off of weak old people was very possessed by the FBI Man, okay the federal fucking government and so she's like scream yelling and

How there's like wow great thanks a lot with me, you know, you've taken a stressed frantic woman and up the ante I witness like what Meredith I owned everything that I said Well, not exactly because you created a little confusion there with her thinking I But I did not say that and have a good you created a little confusion Well, then go clear it up. It's fine. I guess I will So the way with this she think I'll clear it up then if there's confusion. So are they with me? Somebody has to leave this room right because now you turn to her into the victim.

So Lisa's like, you're a good to come any how about you to go? Yeah, better than that. I better than that. I better than that. And Meredith says, well, I want to think one thing new and clear something up. I did not think anything other to them. There were rumors out there, and I don't know if that was true or false.

I did not think anything about the stuff that Whitney's found. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, figured out. I knew nothing about it until she told me after I told her other rumors. Hey Whitney, Meredith just came to my room. I thought she heard rumors, but she said you brought the rumors. Like you like you name names and stuff. What what's going on Whitney? And she's I did not. Meredith came to my home. I invited her over. Look what does that have to do with anything? So then Lisa's like, uh oh really, Meredith can't trust me. Well I'm not the one going house to house talking about you behind your back. And that glorified Trader Burke,

who Whitney calls the neighborhood. And I went and he's like, wait, mental health pause. And so Meredith's like, what is that? What? What? Heather's like, we call that a salmon pause, but that's fine. So Meredith is like, what is that? What? Heather's like, we call that a salmon pause, but that's fine.

So Meredith's like, what, man, can I talk? And when he's like, I'm trying to help her, she came to my home. And Meredith says, I wanted to tell you what I said, which was that there are rumors that pertain to basically every area of your life that you spoke about mine. And I did not speak that there are rumors that pertain to basically every area of your life that you spoke about mine And I did not speak to any specific rumors however I should have just not said anything at all

I was trying to understand what was going on Thank you. Thank you. I should have said nothing and I apologize Thank you, but every time we're together, I'd rather brought up all of us. And Heather is mouthing to Jen. This trip is supposed to be about you. This is supposed to be about you. So she's trying to get Jen up.

She wants to have another monologue. So Lisa's like, this is that good for my house, that this is that good for my cats. This is that good for my big, gold cup of dark coke, which I left in the front seat, which is probably also very sad right now. And me absorbing that like I've been at bath. I've been at bath. So I'm so I'm all of that. I'm so I'm all of it. All right. There's someone who can feel their own feelings. Yeah. Dipped shit. Okay. You know what? Why don't you go back? It was a mistake.

You should go back to your room and take a moment, have some fish. And you know what? I'll check in on you on four minutes. I don't know why I said four is probably very good. It's the same thing. Well, anything. I get to say five good as that, you know, six. It's my eyes.

I four. And with me, it's like, Meredith, I feel like you won't budge. You're the one who said that you have heard That she is a Or and puts a horn quotation marks and Meredith's like no You can stop quoting poorly. I said there are Romars out there that pertaining in all in caps to that Yeah, and others like so what if Lisa is a whore?

What if Lisa does get blow jobs for a Vita tequila orders? I mean, I'd do a blow job for a burger. But do I care? Blower, blow it. My bar is low, okay. I will not as low as Jats to get, but I would take a burger. So at least it's like, so now Lisa's talking to Jen,

because I love you. And I love myself too. Okay, I'm going to bad. I have to do what's good for me, what's just going to bad. Ball loving myself. And now Whitney is crying. And she's like, I'm sick of it being rolled under the bus. I don't want it rolled under the bus.

Like, like some of the more of the bad. Well, I'm just trying to guess what you're saying, but I did not throw you under the bus. And she goes, uh-huh. So I was cleaning and I was clearing up because Heather said it was something that I said. And it wasn't something that I said. And she's like, yeah, but I've told you everything Heather,

like we were at a jazz game and Heather goes, okay, and that's a guy that Lisa's fucking, the guy in her seats. Yeah, I mean, he was like, no, you sat to, to front two seats, two seats away. It was New Year's Eve and it was Angie. And Angie told us that John Baloo and Lisa have those tickets because Lisa sleeps with beep. And that's how I heard it.

You were there. And I was like, I did not hear it. I would tell you, it's a lie. If I knew it, I would fucking say it. You don't think I would love this information. You don't think I would take this information and invisibly masturbate with it. Are you crazy?

I'd love this. I was just openly admitting like, I would love to have had this and she's standing up and she's like in her little you know, lingerie. It's so good. And she's like pointing at Whitney's screaming and Whitney's like, uh-huh, you knew it. You used to court side at the jazz game with Angie and she told us and then it's like, I sat next to Angie and Chris and you were two rows behind us.

What are you talking about? She was like, yeah, but then we were taking a selfie together, remember? And then she said, that's who she sleeps with for just tickets. And now Heather's like in a full-on rage, like pointing and screaming. And she's like, well, I didn't know that. And if I didn't know that, I'd be fucking him.

Cause I love sitting coincide. It's just how well I didn't hear that, I'd be fucking him, cause I love setting course side. If she goes, if she goes, how well I didn't hear that fucking dog it. And she goes, and she goes, and she's like, she goes, fuck you for calling me a fucking liar. You called me a liar. God damn you, fuck you.

I'd love to be a fuck. I'ma be a fuck. I love to be a fuck. Oh my God, this show is such a mess. It is a disaster, and I guess this is where the kick start, Whitney, and Heather is big viewed for the season. They're so ridiculous. I mean, I laughed out loud the whole time this episode.

What a hilarious show. All this because of jazz tickets. Well, I mean, it's funny because we really have not seen much of the friends of. So I'm assuming once the Scottsdale trip is over, I'm sure we'll see a lot of Angie Harrington and the other Angie and the other new. Yeah, I heard Angie starts next week. Yeah. Well, they're both Angie, right? There's two Angie's. I also curious. I wonder about the stuff that they filmed with Jenny before she was fired. I wonder how, like, what they shot and how that has impacted this, but I guess we'll never know.

Hopefully she's just gone. I would hate if we had to see Jenny. I don't think they're gonna show us Jenny again. I think she's done. But anyway, it was a funny episode as hot like city always is. It was like such a great antidote to Beverly Hills. We'll be back tomorrow with the Southern Charm Reunion, which should probably also get our blood boiling. And we have the Winter House season premiere that's on our bonus episode. Patreon.com slash Watch for Crappens. We look forward to it all. Thanks for everyone for being here to listening and for watching and we will catch you on the next episode. Bye. Bye. Watch what Crappens would like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alice and King.

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