Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Arrested Shah-velopments and Vailed Insults

Episode Date: November 16, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a girls trip to Vail, where Meredith bathes for seven hours and adds to the already long list of Shah-llegations. This week's bonus is a catch up on TV shows! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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if you like House Hunters, don't skip that episode. Yes, and go get Amy Phillips book. Could throw it. Okay, it's cookbook. It's really good. We love Amy. Amy's one of the kindest, most supportive and most talented people doing this. She really is. Bravo stuff that we love to do. So, you know, what the, there's sparkle dogs. Okay. So what are the recipes? So go go get her. We love her. I would support Amy. I was leaving through that cookbook. And basically every recipe is a play on a brabo reference. And some of them just, some of those references are just like so perfect. But some of them are so hilariously wedged in there. Like, you know, and like, you know, like, I'm not making fun of it because you know, they were like laughing as they like wedging this pun and I was like laugh I was like this is so funny

this is so Amy she is just singer speaker zipper the there was one hat peach cobbler yeah there was one gosh I wish I'd written it down that just like I was like this is such a stretch that it's perfect. I agree, I was so great. Well, what about this one? Did you know $25,000 spaghetti? Yeah. Oh, yeah, so go get that. We love that lady. And today is real housewives assault like city.

Wow, you know, it's going to be difficult, I think, going forward on housewives of people aren't committing crimes because this is like the new true crime Shit that everybody so into we finally got it on Bravo, and it's like never ending people just keep committing crimes I know this is like the new thing This and by the way, I also should mention that I was very lucky in case you didn't see Instagram I was very lucky to meet miss Meredith Mark's her I was very lucky to meet Miss Meredith Marks herself in person here in Los Angeles because she had a trunk show So I

Show man, the trunk Not anyone's toddler All right, and trunk show was wonderful and Meredith and Trunk Show was wonderful and Meredith listens to the podcast. It turns out and she thinks it's very funny. Anyway, I'll talk more about that on Take a Seat, because we have a big episode to get into. There's not really, it's not like there's a huge matter of tea to sip or whatever. But the point is I'll talk

about Meredith and my experience meeting her on take a seat tonight. Okay. And also Meredith please don't listen to this because we will still make fun of you. Okay. Probably even worse now because now we have to prove that we still will make fun of you even though Ben loves you. Sorry. Now we have to now we have to prove that we don't have a conflict of interest. Now we have to go harder but I'm there to that time. Slut. Meredith did all of this. This is Meredith's guilty. Anyway, on real housewives and a slut of Salt Lake City, this is what happened.

Okay, so here we go. Jen has just run away from the scene of beauty lab or the homeland security and the FBI and the NYPD, blue and the fucking everybody was there. Every like, I couldn't even think of it as more of a enforcement play. The ghost guard. Ademore patrol. Ice was there. Like everybody was there. Okay. Yeah, I have a full control. Yes, crossing guard. If you're someone like, Wait a second, children are crossing. Okay, go ahead, guess.

Sting was actually there, just as a representative of the police, yeah. So it's 9, 33 in the morning and Salt Lake City. And so we sort of get like a like a very brief recap of Everything we just saw which is you know, Heather getting on the bus and being like well. Yeah Meredith's gonna meet us there You know Mary just call she's gonna meet us up there sort of the whole it's bail travel day We're getting you know we've seen now at this point like four different iterations of this and I'm I'm still great I every time they show it I'm so happy

So they're on the bus and Lisa's like, I'm gonna call Stu, I'm gonna call him. And Heather's like, should I call Jen? And she goes, no, I don't think you should do that. And Heather's like, but guys, what if she's on the run, like getting a head start? And Lisa, you gotta love that Lisa Barelow, like Homeland Security has just descended on them

and Jen just went on the run. And Lisa is still finding a way to get fucking Vita to Kila in the scene. Okay. I know. She got her Vita to Kila right in front of the camera. Like, hey, no publicity's bad publicity, eh? Yeah, it's the perfect to Kila for when you're being surrounded by a SWAT team.

So I hope that Jen doesn't get me that in prison. Okay. She doesn't give me that in prison. So Whitney's on the phone with Justin. She's like, NYPD police SWAT police PD and why FD police FBI that they're FBI feds. The lady from Homeland just showed up and asked for a gin.

She's such a good actress. I don't think that Sharif is in the hospital, so don't even bother going to the hospital, Justin. And Heather's like, wait, you think that she got a tip off call that this was happening? And that's why she left? Da, yes. Yeah.

Heather is not someone we need to have on any sort of police squad. Wait a second. There's a dead body with a knife in his chest and you're thinking murder. Law and order, huh? I just like to knew. Law and order. Law and order. Law and order. Nobody can figure anything out.

Watching them froff this into something crazy as the episode goes on was cracking the up all these detectives. So Heather's like, okay, well, I was going to call her, but she's not answering. So I'm going to message her instead. And she's like, cops just showed up beauty lab and said they want to make sure you're okay. They're in line to get their fat frozen. So run, bitch, run. So now Lisa's starting to cry to her husband and she's a Swat team just showed up late for gin like oh, man security like I'm not kidding you Okay, I literally thought it was a prank Okay, and they had guns and badges. It was like anwapada blu. It was like really hot John. It was scary John

Anwapada blu? It was like really hot, John, it was scary, John. Eeeh! Eeeh! Lisa's sobs were killing me because she's so fake, she was doing like the fake coffee talk cry against like, John! Eeeh! They were yelling John! Uh, so then, Heather's like, okay, I called and texted her.

Heather, they're telling you not to call her to- I know. What- why do you not think that the cops are gonna be like, did you aid in a bed, somebody running? So Jenny's like, the only one who has a good perspective on this is Jenny, who's like, do you really think she's gonna answer? I mean, honestly guys, the cops just came for her.

She's not gonna answer, stop texting. And Lisa's like, I can't, I can't, all right, I can't. Heather's like, yeah, I know, I'm feeling the same level of high grade anxiety. Oh my god. You know, I mean, in front of Homeland Security, they're in front of my business. I mean, and Heather is in her testimonial thing diary room. She's in a red jumpsuit and even her Givenchy or whatever she's wearing has to have church robes on it. Did you notice that? It's like a jumpsuit with like two church robe looking things coming down it. Yeah.

And she's like, none of this makes sense. I'm still trying to process the fact that I think Shreeves going to die in the hospital and then Jen has a leave to be with him. But now the feds are looking for this has to be a huge mistake. Whose house is she in in her diary room sessions? Have you noticed that her house? I haven't noticed that. I'm going to look.

Her house has had some moments where it's like, oh, that's her house. I am constantly surprised by her house. Like a few weeks ago, I was surprised to see that her living room actually is like a two story living room. And I went on record by saying that it never read as a two story living room to me before. So I was a little shocked. Oh, we remember. We remember.

This is perfect. Of course, yeah, I'm happy to stand. That's a stance. That's a hot take that I have that I stand by that are how her living room gives single story, story, energy. Yeah. Well, I don't believe that this is her house in the picture behind her. It's weird. So she's like, well, listen, everybody, I asked them several times and they said they just want to

talk to her and make sure that she's okay. You know, like they're trying to protect her. They're not trying to get her. Yeah. When they took out their handcuffs, they said they just wanted a handcuffer and put her in a safe place to make sure she's okay. That's sort of standard. They said something about downtown was the safest place to go and that like maybe the the right thing to do would be to remain silent. I don't know. I didn't hear it all. Um, again, if anybody is confused as to what white privilege looks like.

This is it. No, they just said they just said they're trying to protect her. And then, I mean, this is crazy that Whitney has to be the voice of reason for about like a good half of this episode. She goes, that might be a tactic. It's like, you know, Whitney figured it out. And Jenny's like, this has nothing to do with the, who cares?

It's no point being stressed out. Let's just go on vacation. And there's like, I mean, but guilty by association, what is going on? Jenny just wants to go on her first housewives vacation. She's like, um, hello, I have tried very hard to get onto this cast. Okay, do not take away my vacation from me. So Jenny walks right up over and takes Jen's bag. She's like, who's bag is this? And Lisa's like, yeah, who says that she's, oh, this is Jen's bag. She'd left this. And she's like, who's bag is this? And Lisa's like, yeah, who says that? She says, oh, this is Jen's bag. She left this.

And she's like, oh my god, Jen met Milanos. I could choose some of those. I could choose some of them. So they just totally turn into vultures on this bag of snacks. They just like start rating Jen's bag of snacks. And I was like, I mean, the woman just had to evade her rest. Don't be going through her personal items. At least who a second ago was crying to her husband, like, I'm so scared.

Ooh, and oversized bag of lifesavers. Great. I love us. Guys, come on. I don't think she's coming back for this. Okay. And Jen is like, no, not these or the chocolate either. So they're like opening all of her bag.

Yeah. About who brings a giant bag of mint lifesavers as like a road trip snack. Then people. Okay. Then people. Also people who actually care about their weight bring the places I've heard. So Heather's like, guys, it feels like we're pillaging her grave. And Lisa's like, I can't afford to replace that. Okay. So then the finally the band leaves to go off to Vail and Heather who's like, God, guys, let it, let the body cool, like let the body warm up or whatever. She

just got out of it. This is so rude. And they're like, do you want a lollipop? Oh, well, yeah, I will take a lollipop, of course. Yes. 10 12 a.m. Every time they do one of these time things, they're using like the final cut thing where it's like a cut out. And then you can see a background behind the actors. And they're doing like the 24 font like Because that's what we really needed we needed like some Jack Bauer in this episode Yeah So then lady is I wrote lady with Whitney hair hampers Krista weaving vice president marketing at QV. Hello lady with Whitney hair answers. That's who it is Yes, yeah, yeah, Kristen with lady with Whitney hair answers. That's who it is. Yes. He was Christa. Yeah.

Christa with Whitney hair. Another lady with Whitney hair. That's what we needed because there weren't enough ladies on the show with Whitney hair. Like every side character they bring on has a little Whitney haircut. It's true. And if someone said, okay, I'm going to tell you there's a person who exists in this world named Christa Weaving and she's the VP of Marketing for QV. This is exactly what I expect Christa Weaving, the VP of Marketing for QV to look like. I also like this, Salt Lake City, still a little low budge. And when they get a free house rental, there's no confusing it. It's not like, hey, to think it's us for free, who paid for this?

You know, that's always a question on these shows. Like, who's really paying? Not on this show. She's like like I'm crystal weaving VP of marketing at Kuveh. Can I Kuveh your jacket for you Kuveh? Let's explore Kuveh shall we? Yeah. I like they got this house. It's just right up on the street, right cheek by jow with the other houses. Like it's very like you know, Salt Lake City budget for them. You know, so anyway yeah, crystal weaving VP marketing up Kuve brings her in and it's like, oh know, Salt Lake City budget for them. You know, so anyway, yeah, Chris DeWeaving, VP Marketing of QV, brings her in and it's like,

oh, can I take you to this jacket for you? Okay, I'm just gonna put in the QV closet. All right, come sit on this QV stool. I'm gonna tell you this is a, it's 10,000 square foot home with eight bedrooms and QV and every corner, ladies. And Meredith is loving her solo scene. She's just walking through.

She's in like a little pink mini-tross. She's like, I don't even see myself ever on a bank. Can you sing more about Kurei? Am I? Yeah. And there's also Christa and a crystal. So not Christa is like, and this is Christal Wilson.

She'll be your experience curator for the duration of your stay. The experience curator, the fuck out of here. And does everybody, is it required that everybody on this show today has to have Christ in their name in some way? It's happening. And crystal is wearing a black fedora, which I would like to curate off of her head. And she crystals like, well, we don't do a welcome without a glass of champagne. So I poured you a little extra QV part of the Proud family of products.

Okay, enjoy. I'm sorry, but I have to correct you there because this is a very important note. She actually says, we don't do a QV welcome. Okay, it's very important you get the QV in there. I want to get this out. I was taken away from production, Ben. Sorry that I left out the branding on Crystal's curated experience.

Wow, he knows how I'm like, it's mine and real. And then it's the numbers again. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, b Which I never heard of but like of course there's a place called Fisselon Utah So like everything's like just so right on the mark this episode like they get everything right like the town names Like the people you know everything. It's like yes. There is a Fisselon Utah. So Heather is like let me see if Jen texted me back Heather what part of like Swat team descending on Jen Shaw indicates you'll ever get a text back from Gen today. Yeah, I'm kidding. Holding on to this.

I'm just like at this point. If I didn't have the news, I mean, I'm just like a cynical person. I don't believe in positive thinking, you know? And if this had happened to you, like if we were on a bus and the SWAT team came and took you away, I would just imagine that you're in like

the hole that they found Saddam Hussein in. Yeah, I know what I mean. Like I would not think I would ever see you again. I'd be like, bye, Ben. I'd be like calling Matt. You said you like, you can't. You said you like, you can't. You said you like, you can't. You said you like, you can't. You said you like, you can't. You said you like, you can't.

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Now that's like, I agree. I mean, I got a call that said, Homeland Security's coming for you. I would hang up and leave. Okay? She didn't have a car, you guys. And also, you guys were holding her back the entire time.

Heather, you asked her for like 10 different hugs. Like, she was trying to get out of there. She was like, she's like, how many times do I have to say that Shrewf has internal bleeding before you let me go? And you were like, come, hey, how many times do I have to say that Shrewf has internal bleeding before you let me go? And you were like, come, hey, go into the bus and say, hi, bye, everyone, go over here, say goodbye. Let me hug you one more time.

She was trying to get out of there. I know you gotta go, but you really need to do one round of truth or dare, Jenga. Okay, we're all doing it on Bravo this week. And then Lisa goes, how did they even know she was gonna be out today? Like, how would they know? It's like, hmm, it's almost as if there's a production

involving about 50 to 75 people who are following Jens every moves and reporting back to a larger network in New York about what she's doing. I wonder how any fed could ever find out where Jensha is. Also, have you guys ever learned what your iPhone does exactly. Hello. They find terrorists. Okay. Surely they could find a party van with disco lights filled

with a pack of rubber face knockoff Chanel addicts. Okay. You guys are like a little disco ball on the freeway. I'm letting Mark and Aubrey. So Whitney is Mark Marco. Marco. His name is Marco Kupe Aubrey. Okay. We want. But yeah, or just happy, by the way. So Whitney, uh, Whitney is like, if they've been looking for her, they're going to find her just the way I always find the stripper pole in my basement, because I have a stripper pole in my basement.

Heather's like, yeah, how would they know? Yeah, how would they even know? I love that they're detectives. They're like the worst to tie. So when he's like, um, I think someone told them, it's like, don't go. Right. So you mean that somebody, someone local, but like somebody. So then she tells us other than our families, there were seven people that knew we were going to be a beauty love to die.

I can't imagine that anyone here would turn giant n. The fuck's really soft. Like it was probably the person whose parking spot that bus took over to do this. Be like fuck this, I'm calling the feds, Gen Shaws on that bus and she robbed me. Right. Just the person who works at Little Seasers in the strip mall. It's time for commercial. It's timeja's on that bus and she robbed me. Right. It's just the person who works at little Caesars in the strip mall. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Then's commercial. So Heather says, can we just all breathe a sigh of relief that Sharif doesn't have internal bleeding after all? Well, I never believed that. I never believed that he had that. And she's like, what do you mean? She gets nobody acts like that, okay?

Nobody says I'm coming back. I mean, if my husband had that, I'd be like a mess, like calling talk about customer service and demanding to know if they change their recipes to the cordita taco shell or something. Okay, because I'm pragmatic and I want to find out why he's bleeding internally. Jeremy.

Do you know, do you know? Do you know that when they got rid of the little Chihuahua Taco Bell? I literally ran out of the party. I was at and cried for five days. Okay, I take things for her to satisfy. Jenny, what are you thinking? And it's like, well, I mean, they might have a warrant look for her.

And they just came here. I mean, if they don't have a warrant, they can't just go hunt her down like that. She's like popping a jiffy pop under a lighter. And they're like so homely and security could have just like cuckter and taken her and Lisa goes, Heather, why do you think that was air? She's like, I thought like it would be a really good day for a beauty lab.

I thought just like lots of injections today. Yeah. She said, finally, I thought that my goal of having law enforcement look, nope, not a day over 30 was actually coming true. Forgive me for living. Okay. Yeah.

She's like, I watch as much as the size everybody, but this has never happened to me. I mean, the NYPD and you really seem confident on what's happening, but I don't even understand what jurisdiction homeland security is. I mean, like they have guns. She's like, yeah, I watch a lot of CSI, which is why I was surprised I didn't have plumped up lips. I was like, hello, get in beauty lab. It all made sense to me why they were there. So it's like, oh, man, security, if you don't pay for a showtime, you can't watch it where you go to jail. No, the actual people with the guns. Lisa's like, oh hold on, hold on, my son's drinking.

Hello? No, she's not with us, she just left. You know what, and I just talked to Tony C and Ryan and they all said, do not talk to law enforcement without lawyers, but I said, no, not that we did anything wrong, but because what could it be a minor or major? What does she do?

Minor or major? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I think Meredith might know something. The cameras are the cameras out, look at me. I think Meredith might know something. I remember I was just looking at her like, we can hear you, bitch. Yeah, we can hear you.

She's like, I'm God, sorry, us, because of some other stuff. So then Jenny is like, NYPD, like why were there New York cops? I don't get that. And I also really don't care. Can we just get to the vacation so we can get to a fight and I can get my next season. So when he's like, uh, New York was her headquarters, right? So that makes sense. Why the NYPD were there because, hey, Lisa, you've been the closest to her the last two months. What the hell is going on? Are you you're you're you're going to jail to? She's like, ah, no, I will ever talk to her about business. She's not bankrupt. What's about it? So I don't

even know what her business is. I don't even know Jen. I don't know Jen. I'm not guilty. And Heather's like, I had a podcast with her for about an hour about business, and I still don't get it. And when he's like, here's what she does. She buys people's information, and she sells it. That is called lead information. She sells leads. And then she tells us.

The entire way that people do online marketing is through legal lead generation. And that's when you opt in on a website or an opt out of your data being used. I was always curious because of the lifestyle she has and the way she lives her life doesn't add up really marketers these. Oh god, I almost got through that. Can we start over again? The entire way people do online marketing, it just cuts away. So Lisa's like, so do you know something? So now Lisa thinks that Whitney might know something, because Whitney is like a little bit too informed on this whole thing.

And she's, I don't, I don't know anything, but I've had a lot of questions around like Jen's lifestyle. It intrigues me where she gets all of her money and all of her non-stripper pull things from. It's almost like she has a lot of people downstream from her. What does that mean? Whitney knows all this because her ass is an MLM lady. You know that, right?

So her iris and both thing was an MLM and then she came out with this Whitney Rose thing because she was getting in a lot of trouble with viewers. I don't know actual law enforcement or anything like that. But people were calling crowd on her MLM stuff. So she started Whitney Rose to have like a real thing. But Justin apparently is a big MLM guy. And his company was being sued a couple of years ago. But then I got lazy and stopped reading my links.

But it's interesting because Whitney suddenly seems to have all this knowledge. It's like what? And that's why. So Whitney's an MLM lady, which I guess makes sense. When the show was coming out, I thought there were all going to be MLM ladies, because that's what we've heard about Utah. Yeah. I mean, that's what we've seen in like, you know, the Lula, Lula Rich documentary itself. Right. So Whitney's like throwing down an 80,000 Dal dollar birthday party for Meredith or on the party bus on the way to Justin's birthday throwing 10 100. Wait, from the top, or on the party bus on the way to Justin's birthday throwing out 100 dollar bills. How does she get

her money? Which to be fair, I could be asked for about like everyone on the party. money which to be fair could be asked for about like everyone on the Everybody Literally everybody and when he's like our friend is in a lot of travel It seems I hope she is okay and Jenny's like five more hours to go Having other mint life saver because that's all that we have not fucking snack bag and then we go from And then we go from doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop do So Whitney goes to Heather, she goes, Lisa's acting guilty of something. And Heather goes, if she knows stuff, that means she's implicated. There's all pointing fingers now. Like they are falling apart already. And Whitney is like, she's called Olive Hair attorneys.

And then we get a flashback montage of Lisa with all her attorneys. She's like, Olive, my turn is I like calling me back right now. Yeah, we have six on payroll. Hi, hey Ryan. What's going on? Hi, why would Homeland Security show up like that? Yes, I totally agree. What Angie's doing to me is terrible. Hi, Marco. Hi, Aubrey. Thanks for being my lawyers today. Hi. Hi, Fred Rico. I'm literally shocked. I'm literally shocked. You know what hold on hold on Jeffrey's on the other

Jeffrey hi Jeffrey I'm not really terrified wait hold on. I've got another lawyer count Jesus Christ lady She's got a clown car of lawyers over there. I know So what need says she keeps saying someone tip them off like someone tip them off and then Heather says them off, like someone tip them off. And then Heather says, do you think she tip them off? And Whitney says, well, she keeps saying someone told her she was there. She's behaving odd. So funny that they automatically start blaming the ones you think. Heather and Whitney are automatically like Lisa's guilty, Lisa's done something. Lisa's like, well, Whitney knows a lot about this business. It's probably Whitney. So, right. So now we're in price, you talk.

He has very dramatic, but Heather's like eating a chip. And Lisa's like, today's a lot. You guys do think she's going to show up. And Heather's like, oh my god, I hope to holy, holy she shows up. And this is just a paperwork issue. Yeah. And I hope that she shows up and she posts bail or whatever happens. And she knows what's up. Lisa probably knows more because she turned her in, right? Lisa? Ah, hey, how does that all work? Well, I mean, I don't know because they didn't say anything was happening. I mean, they did not see anything was happening. So Jen then just like turns it on Lisa and it's like, oh no, she just says, so who is the closest? Who can just like share all of this? Like who's close and can just like basically spill the spill the tea? And of course, Whitney's like,

Lisa, but apparently none of us know, right? Lisa and Lisa's like, well, storage is her best friend. But like, he didn't know she was gonna be there today, right? And Whitney's like, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, what what? Thank you. I was just waiting for someone to say, what when I was saying, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Oh my god, Oh my god, wait, wait, just read that. I'm looking on my cell phone. Oh, we have a curated experience from QV waiting us. Oh wait, there's something else.

This is an article from QV Online. Real Housewives star charts in massive fraud and money lantern scheme. What is lanterning? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

wait, wait, wait, I have fucking chills. Let me show you my legs. So they're all shocked to get, they're all so shocked and poor things I mean for the rest of this six hour ride and then the rest of the episode and probably the rest of the season the producers are just like so You guys should talk about 10 being arrested It's like 10 hours later and they're like you guys. Do you think that Jen has toothbrushes in jail? Oh my god, I have sound. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no They were gonna have you playing license plate bingo or whatever and now they get to spend the entire ride getting like little drips and drabs of juicy ass information like that is how you make a road trip go by okay. Yeah get somebody arrested so then Lisa's like she reads about stew and she's like oh my god dude that's so bad obviously I feel so bad right now. I know that right now. I'm in there right now. Ah!

I mean, she just kind of stops. I do do. Yeah. Please, Lisa never really commits. She's just like, you got that right. Did you get that? All right, cut and print. I'm going back to the lifesavers.

It's another like crying. I feel so bad for Stu and the family. Oh my god. And so, Heather's like, she's devastated because she just think about the families and she's like, this is gonna take off like wildfire. So now Heather's sobbing also because they may have run out of chips and Jenny is like.

I'm a competition, right? Because Heather's like, oh my God, at least like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Okay, you're both fake. You're both fake. Okay, we got it. got a Jenny's like I don't have a text So I don't know what's going on, which is her way of being like it's someone like gosh I know I'm just barely a cast member right now, but please someone's give me a text for crying out loud Lisa's like foes hobbing like I feel so bad for a family and the music stops and Jenny's just slurping her drink like bored of hell

family. And the music stops and Jenny's just slurping her drink like bored as hell. She's been arrested. Look at my tears. Look at them. I feel so bad. Look at tears coming down. When he's like, come here. Get some hugs from me. I'm sorry. My breath smells like buffalo chips. Yeah, because then there's like this moment where like Heather starts crying on Whitney's bosom. And so then Lisa's like, I want to cry on someone's bosom too. So both I come in and Whitney is like the mother hen gathering both them crying on her bosoms. Just just there. And so Lisa's like, Lisa's like, we should we should go. We should be back there. We should be back there. And when he's like, what can we do?

She's in custody. She's been arrested. Ah, bigger sob. Ah. And Jenny's like, oh my god, you guys, you won't even be able to talk to her, Jesus. So then a shot, Heather's like, sobbing right next to a shot of, would you rather game book? Okay, so

Jen's arrest saved us from that game because that would have been a fucking horrible episode. So Whitney is like, her life didn't make sense to me, like how much money she had and the stuff she bought, but I didn't think this. I just figured she had a sugar daddy or something. That's it. And then it's like clown music as Heather sobbing. And then Whitney tells us, I mean, I had a sugar daddy. Yeah. And so Jenny is like, so does her husband know this? He's not named and therefore he's not involved.

And this goes, I'm literally sick. And I don't know if it's because I just ate 45 mint lifesavers, but I'm literally sick right now. And they're asking what's going to happen to her kids. Is she going to go to jail? And when he's like, oh yeah, she is going to prison. And then Lisa is like gasping at her phone. She goes, oh my God.

She's basically up to 30 yards and prison. I mean, that's like one of my lifetimes Oh my god. Oh my god The McRibb is back guys. That's also pretty big news So Jimmy's like oh my god everybody calm down. It's just an article. No one saying she's guilty or not guilty Who knows just shut up already and And Whitney's like, it is point in now. This is from Department of Usness Justice. They profited by targeting and directing co conspired hers to defraud them. And then have this like I feel gut punched. I mean, I knew her businesses were high pressure and sales and you know at all costs kind of business

I just I didn't know it was illegal. I just thought it was unsavory. Like, I was just being judgey about it, but I didn't realize I could have a whole other level of judgey nuts about it. And Whitney's like, they built their wealth at the expense of vulnerable, often elder elderly people. You're not supposed to screw all of the elderly people. You're just supposed to find one

who owns a decent sized business and marry him. And Jenny is like, why would you take advantage of the elderly? Jenny, come on, you know how fraud works. So Whitney is like, okay, let me explain. When you buy data, you can select what demographic you want. So they would select vulnerable people and people who have disabilities and people who are elderly and elderly people with disabilities and elderly, smelly people and people who may not be in the right state of mind. Okay, Lisa, for you, it's like you go to McDonald's and you can get the number one or the number two or the number three meal. It's like that with data. And that's how it works.

I'm Jeni's like, are you saying fixed income? She's like gross. Okay, so yes. Yes. People don't have the best decision making when they're old. And Jenny's like, so you're saying vulnerable. I don't know. Vulnerable, like they're easy to get. Yes. So you get them on a subscription and you charge them and then they can't get off of it. Like elderly people don't understand subscriptions. Yeah. And so Jenny is like, wouldn't he know so much about Jen's business? it off of it. Like, elderly people don't understand subscriptions. Yeah. And so Jenny is like, Whitney knows so much about Jen's business. It's like, how did you get all the information? Are you studying this? I think it's weird. It's like general business knowledge. Okay. It's like general model.

I think most of us understand what, what that is. And now that Whitney does is kind of surprising, which is why MLM I can go Whitney Rose MLM So Lisa's like I feel devastated For her kids And her husband I hope that Sharif doesn't have these implications And Jenny's like well, they're gonna rate her house. I'll tell you that They're gonna rate everything I

Know one thing they're not going to get, life savers. So then, Jen's house. Yeah, Jen's house, Park City, the cops are all there. We see like Ringcam footage. Of course, it's so funny that Jen Shaw gave over the Ringcam footage. So the cops are all there. Might have been her landlord.

I'm wondering how that works. Like, if they have to sign over all the rights to that kind of stuff, I'm wondering, but it's really sad. I don't know that they should have shown this. I mean, I don't want to see her kids getting, I can walk down that. That's so sad. But they, because those officers had like a full, there's one guy who had a full on machine gun.

And it was up. It was like, not like officers knocking. That was a machine gun. And those poor kids, because it looked like it was the kids It was like not like officers knocking. That was a machine gun and those poor kids, because it looked like it was the kids or maybe the cousin who pulled out and that must have been cool. I mean, their friends are gonna see that, you know, that's not cool.

So then a lady cop's like, we're executing a warrant on this residence. And if you need more information because one of the producers is like, hi, I'm with the crew filming Jen Shalva what's going on? And she's like, we're executing a warrant on this residence and if you need more information because one of the producers is like, hi, I'm with the crew filming Jen shop what's going on. And she's like, we're executing a warrant, but you can reach out to Mr. Shaw if you have any questions. He's like, thanks for your help.

And she's like, no problem. What the God, only a couple of years. I'm sure he's so sweet. He's a teenager. Yeah. So then back to the back to the van. Two 36 veil. And Lisa's like, do Lisa, do Mary and Meredith?

No. Yeah. So then back to the back to the van, 236 Vale. And at least it's like, do Lisa do Mary and Meredith now? You guys, Meredith is at the house. I just want to call Meredith. So now it's Vale and Meredith is, she's like hanging up her big coat and she's like walking around like, wow, I'm really enjoying this QV experience, that crystal curated for me. And I'm sure nothing else is going on in the world whatsoever. So Meredith, so then Lisa calls up she's like, hi, I'm in an unexpected jeery move for the first time ever. That's not suspicious at all. How are you? I'm so good. I cannot wait for each and every one of you to be here. And I'm

I say each and every one of you. I'm at every single member of our cast who surely will be arriving. Oh my god. Have you watched that? No, have you been checking your mass of jobsages? She's like I haven't been on the phone. I was rushing the gang. I'm just situated. I met about nine people with Christ on me. Me next thing you know, I'm have drunk on KuVay, whatever the fuck that is. I'm sorry I was busy because Chris the weaving keeps showing me her pantress She's like, you know what? Chance up with us and when she left the home security to my PT and Heather's like the whole SWAT team showed up at beauty lab And she's like why?

Well, I mean I suspect them. I was going Wow, I'm going to smack them out. We'll screw them out. She's so cavalier about it. I mean, let's be honest, we all know that Brooks texted Meredith right away. If Meredith did not, like, was not involved in this, you know that Brooks, the moment of broke, was like, oh my god, mother, guess what? That bitch Jen shot.

Yeah, she's going to slut jail and this time it's for real. Oh my god. Now that's somebody's kids ring footage that I could handle right about now because you know Brooks was just out on the on the porch in the front yard like, hi, bet you want to leave with just fucking hop. Also, you know that if it Brooks were in Jen Shaw's house and he was kicked out by Homeland Security, be like, you can kick me out, but don't be so frumpy when you do it. Um, so yeah, they're telling her what's going on.

She says she's not surprised, and then there's silence. Everyone's shocked that she said that. And she's like, why not? Did you know something? She's like, listen, too many things just didn't pop. And I suspect something was going on for a long time. And now it's valentine. And I suspect something was going on for a month.

And now it's valentine. Then I'm not crazy. Pudding my pranking ticket in the machine and sure enough, just came back out round thing. Yeah, Meredith is shockingly un, you know, unruffled by this news. Like even someone who hates Gen. Shod would be like, oh my god, that's crazy. But she's like, well, you know, I'veled by this news. Like even someone who hates Gen Shob would be like, oh my God, that's crazy. But she's like, well, you know, I've had a lot of open question marks

with Gen. I don't know what an open question mark is, but I have a lot of them. And it's beyond comprehend. Is it beyond comprehension that this would happen? No. Okay. To hear that somebody in your social circle has been arrested

with mobile authorities to sending on a beauty lamp parking lot. Yeah, that's shocking. Lisa's so jealous this didn't happen in front of the Vita Tequila factory. She's like, that's it. Oh, so yeah, Meredith doesn't. Wow. And Lisa's like, you know what?

I feel like we'm like I'm really want to really want to live from a mirror bowling me but that's okay. And that's the bottom line. Anyway, I love you guys and I can't meet for you to be here and the good news. that while everyone out

Everything else is falling apart around us. We do have a beautiful house. I love you guys. See you soon Wow, wow, so Jen shot just got like Arrested and might be going away for 30 years But you got a beautiful house guys So then Lisa's like ready man, that sounds like she knows more than the rest of us and she tells us I don't know if she knows more than us, but like it's all that she doesn't sound fast Like even if you don't know Jen or even if you don't like her you would think that there would be a bigger reaction I'm just like shot. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. And when he's like, that marina doesn't shocked. I went. Wait, wait, wait, everybody. Wait,

I have an update. The judge said these conditions. Why can it know federal offense on release? Does that mean that she has been released? That is the funniest condition. Okay, while you're out, don't commit another federal offense. It's like, oh, Chudo, is gonna do that. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial.

So then we go over to Salt Lake City at 316. Powerful. Powerful. 316. And Jenna Jen emerges from the courthouse. We just hear reporters saying, your accused is a frotting elderly people. Anything to say about that? And then another one's saying, have you had any content with your assistant?

And then another one, what do you say to all your fans, baby? It's just, it's just Jen. It's just me, Jen. So I'm back to the girls, Jen. He's like now just it's just Jen. It's going to be juicy. So I'm back to the girls, Jen, he's like, oh my God, you guys, you also have to look at, is there tax evasion here? And Heather's like, I mean, you are fraudulently selling services with their cards. So was that in the original information? I don't know, but they were talking about why. Yeah, I'm not sure, but Whitney.

You guys have to bring that. You're fraudulently selling them services with their card. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, guys and the guys would then just sell these services. So then what need is like the laundering. I wonder what company it went through. Where are they washing all that money? And so Heather goes, yeah, I've learned from watching Ozark that there's a couple of ways you can laundrom money. Okay, like construction is a big dark hole. And and strip and strip joints. And Jenny's like, nail salons. And when he's like London Matt's it's basically turns into family feud. Yeah, and Lisa's like yeah, members she had a mass company. She had a mass company. And there's like yes,

Shaw Squad merch. That is not a cash business. That is like cafe press or something. No, it only sense. It's like slapping her knees going, oh my god, we've got it, guys. It's like slapping her knees going oh my god. We've got it guys And the Whitney goes that's why she always starts companies you dump cash into one company to get expenses for Cash on your taxes which again you would know wow I would love for them to dive into Justin next yeah, so he's cuz here we go again Wait do you think she since Nancy Troll? But it's like, Jan is not in the library with the lead list, okay? But I do want to be in the lounge with a bottle of Vita. Oh God, thank God.

I was afraid I'd get the whole episode without mentioning Vita Tequila. But I waged you in in a random line with a random reference to Nancy Drew and a reference to Clue. So you can dump a million dollars into a startup with zero profit for up to five years. And Jenny goes because it's capital. And when he's like, I get it now. I'll figure it out now. And Lisa's like, I don't know if that's it. And so Lisa tells us she doesn't know what's going on, but there's a lot.

And how does Whitney know so much about washing money and running a fragile a business? That's a lot of strunch. And then what do you guys? I think it's in the Bible that money is the, the evils, this evil's got roots. It has to go to the salon to get the roots done because of evil money. money has roots money He makes you older. Yeah, money makes you older and then you get roots That's the Bible right at least is like yeah, it's in the Bible listen It's easier for a rich man to get a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to give a man a ride to heaven On a camel. It's it's easy hard to get McDonald's a so breakfast after time's already that it is for Richmond to go to heaven. You know what the Bible says?

If there's not a Taco Bell in heaven, I'm not writing a camera there. And that's the truth. It's easier to get Angie to admit that she lied about me and catering than for Richmond to go to heaven. Amen! Heather just screams on the back. So then, Pimble, bubble, bubble, bubble, Ville. And Mary arrives and she's such a snob.

She's like carrying, she has the driver following her around with one tiny little bag. She's like, oh, like, a shoulder bag, you know? And so she comes in and she's like, hello, I'm coming in. Coming. Thank you driver person and shut the door. No tap. It's like, I marry. Marley. Just your Meredith's voice in the distance.

Marley's like, uh, hello, hello, hello, Mary. Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, she's like looking up at the ceiling. She's looking at the couch cushions. Mary. Mary. Mary. I mean, the fly, take the flyer, stay her down on the main, the back, the back, the back. Mary. So she's like, Mary is like searching through the house. She finally gets to her,

and Mary is just like in a hot tub taking a bubble bath. Probably she probably had been in that bubble bath for like 25 minutes waiting for Mary to walk in. So, she's waiting to do her big scene like her big I don't give a fuck scene the bubble bath so far. Yeah Mary is like um here in the bathtub, I mean for me proper etiquette would be etiquette. To greet people. etiquette. Yeah yeah she said that I said. No, I said I said it right. You said it right. it quit to greet people you need to be dressed with some food on the table Okay, it is a little odd if you're taking bubble baths and then like invite married to come back there while you're bubble bathing away You know so Meredith is like do you know what's been going? Emmer's like my heart is

Broken Because it's just right. They're not called me back. That's what we're talking about, right? It's like, you know, she was, I just found out, I mean, half, what, and I, when I got here, I just found out right now. And she says that when she first heard about it, it was from Robert senior. And I didn't believe him. But then I saw it out on the news. And then I knew this is real. And Mary Meredith is like, well, I'm gonna fall down from inside. And she said that Jan was in the car, but she ran from in the hospital. And because Meredith is doing her like nodding thing, like her, she's doing the head, the head thing, she keeps on like her head basically has popped its way into the water. So now when she's talking, she has like a

soap subbeard. So she's talking, she has like a soap, so beard. So she's talking with like this little beard, little white like Papa Smurf beard. And she's like, and she's like, whoever was on the other end of that phone call, I'll tuck Jen off. And within minutes, the FBI Homeland Security

and a full swathing came to a restaurant. And so... That front door. Shut that front door. Yeah. And such like, hold on, hold on. Wait for me to digest. And you're pooping in your pants, because you don't look like you're doing right now.

You're doing like this. I'm just gonna think she won't long-sunk her. Meowing, right? Meowing, she's like, oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.

Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.

Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.

Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. I just want so I ever and Mary's like well, I'm blown away and Mary says you know, Meredith and I both have the same experience of Jen, which is that she which was not good, but you know when she goes down I get filled with compassion because and I don't know how Meredith doesn't marry the queen of compassion on this show like no kidding. And then that disappears first of all in five minutes, but yeah, so you're also worried that your ass is going to go down. I mean, what's the difference in what you're doing as far as vulnerable old people go, which we'll find out as the season progresses. But you're feeling for her because you're seeing yourself

in those goddamn handcuffs. Well, also, I think that for one moment, she has the awareness to know that this is a great situation and that as a faith leader, she should be filled with compassion. But then once she stops becoming aware of the moment, then her true colors come out again. Also, what's funny is over the course of the scene, clearly the suds in Meredith's bath start to just go away and it just becomes a clear bath again because Meredith then huddles up against the side of the tub to sort of like cover up and hide

like her body from the cameras. So it's just like her like eyeballs over the side over the side of the bathtub. You're like, yeah, and another thing, another thing is that this is pretty bad, Mary. She's got like a little snorkel thing on. So, I guess it's telling you what's going on.

She's doing hand puppets from both the bathtub rim. My the end is just like a fingers jaw going around the tub. It's like man. A finger's up. These and trombomas are being shank in the tub. I have bigger fish to fry. It's swimming inside this tub with me at this moment. So Mary's like, well, this means that she's been watched for a long time, right? She's like,

oh, it hasn't been going out for months. Maybe more of a year. And she's like, maybe multiple years, because the FBI doesn't just like get involved. I mean I'm a sir's fat Hold on I've got a snork that I've got to say hi to down here one second By the way, you know, they're gonna replay that clip of Mary saying the FBI doesn't get involved unless there's facts when FBI inevitably gets involved with her congregation and then she says this is all lies, right? Yeah. So the Mary is like, but what does she do? She's like, well, the bottom line, my thing today, I'm just saying the bottom line. I just love saying, really? And the bottom line, she's shining, you know, she's in for a fraud. and that's what it boils down to and money laundering

That's what it boils down to at the bottom line at the end of the day, okay? At the end of the day, I'm boiling things down on the bottom line, all right? So listen I've been traumatized and terrorized and if you're hoping for a third word in this train You're not gonna get it. Okay. just traumatizing terrorizes all you get. Okay, I have been traumatized and terrorized. Me, my family, my business, the lies, the fries, the sadness. For almost two years, my this woman. And I just waited quietly because I don't point my fingers only my shoulder pads when I don't have the facts

And you know what? This now suddenly adds up and did I do I still say she may be innocent? Sure It's possible. Do I believe it? You'll have to come under the water with me to find out the answer, excuse me. You'll get the answer at the bottom line. Veil for 56. There this is like anything on the women are here soon. I'm going to get out of the top. She was, okay, got get out of the top. She didn't need to pick a room before some of steals it from underneath. And before someone says, and if you know what I'm saying,

open question mark. And instead of getting out of the bath, Mary Lee's and she just pours more bubbles in there. She's like, I like this scene. And can you just bounce up scene with Mary? Doesn't make it into the group. I'm going to do a group scene in the back of Tom. Yeah, exactly. Mary is going to look like a giant reason when she gets that thing. I know. So, um, uh, so Lisa's back in the van. They're like, Oh, yeah. Guess what? I forgot. We have more, more, more storyline to talk through. Hey, Whitney, how are things with you on Mari, huh? And Whitney's like, oh, well, oh Jenny, you weren't there. So yeah, Mary just like was really mean to me.

And like, is that how you treat a friend? Is that how you do that? Yeah, she had a cooking class, and I was driving in the car with my children. So I couldn't answer it. And now Mary's mad at me because I didn't answer her face time And then we just get a clip of I was driving carpool with my children Figure boy stop little girl girl and she's like well my children could have been killed on face time And Jenny's like well now, now you know why,

I have conflict because I don't even know her. And she was telling me what to do. Like, oh, Jenny, this is not the time for your, don't tell me what to do. Okay, nobody cares, Jenny. Okay, it's like the dumbest thing ever. Don't tell me what to do. Don't tell me what to do.

You're not my mother. Jenny's story. It's very tenuous. And so I had this like, are you nervous about the trip? Because, oh no, I'm not nervous about anything. I'm very confrontational. And then Lisa says, well, go into that. I'm being open-minded.

Because I think you love tubing kind of, okay, as right, she's like, no, no, no, we were not okay. If we were okay, I would have been at her thing and we would have talked. Yeah. And Lisa's like, well, you know, why not necessarily because not everyone is invited to everything. Just keep that in mind, weather. And Heather cracks up. And Lisa's like, but also like you guys too, like you're not there in your

front shop. So I see you got to see how it goes with their front shop because people need to kind of ball it up. Like wait, there's my lawyer Ryan calling. Oh, shoot, talk about lawyers face timing me, which one do I speak to? Hold on, this might be Angie calling to say she lied about Marco and Aubrey. Hold on one second. Hi, Angie. Oh, oh, social security administration. Hey, that sounds like Gen Shaw. Wait, where'd you go? your administration. Hey, that sounds like Gen Shaw. Wait, where'd you go?

So they get to the house and they go in and of course, Meredith is in the bath feeling it more. And Heather's like, Hey, it's the fed. Yeah, I married this like, so Heather's like, she's like, like, oh, my God, I thought Meredith would be like glued to this like her phone or the TV, but she's just in a bubble bath, you know Yeah, and Meredith is like well this is your room. How about aren't you just you're taking a bath in my room? So I remember and then like okay long glanies out a room. And just in case you didn't remember, we have an extra room now that Jen Shaw's here. I mean, I like to think that we're in a big house,

but I think one could say that Jen's in a bigger house right now, if you catch my drift. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Everybody does goes to look for the rooms and all of that and Heather loves stuff on tile. That's a big moment and 6.11 p.m. And at least they're all calling their husband. So Lisa's like, you know when Lisa said, you know when when Jen said that sure we've had internal blood, I would have been freaking out John and he goes, oh about that I texted him right after you called me just just, oh, my God, did he get back to you? Because now great story, John. Okay, great story.

I could have been on the phone with one of the lawyers. Okay, John. I know where to go, John. He really came and he really had your moment there. So now Mary is talking to Robert Sr. and she's like, I mean, why would the SWAT team be out there? And he goes, well, the only time the SWAT team is out there is because someone has weapons, which I'm not sure is necessarily true. America's home security too. He goes, well, anything that has to do with the security

of the United States, that's what they're there for. I'm like, I feel like he just speaks out of his ass. I'm right. Like we can do that. He's just older. You know what's that? Is that thing you fall into where if someone's older than you, you just speaks out of his ass. Right? Like we can agree on that. He's just older. You know what I said? Is that thing you fall into where if someone's older than you, you just assumed that they know shit. You know, and I'm saying that as someone who's getting older and so people ask me shit all the time for them like, why in the world would you think I would know anything?

They're like, you're old. What could you make no effort? I mean, come on. You must be ready to die. Surely you've got some knowledge, sir. I'm like, no, I don't. And if you call me sir again, you're gonna fucking die right now in the sidewalk.

Oh, and did you notice that Mary had Robert Sr. in her phone as dad, so that says on the phone? I did notice, I did not notice that. But yeah, interesting. So then Jenny's talking with Dewey. And he's like, well, I think what happened was that someone who potentially was in a marriage that he wanted more children and it was not allowed to have a sister wife may have ratted her out.

Gosh, you just got to be kind to the people around you who want things, right? Jenny, right? Shut up, Dewey. Shut up. I don't even want to hear Dewey on the phone, okay? I'm still not over Dewey. Get rid of Dewey. I can't with Dewey.

So then in the kitchen, everyone's gathering and being so nice, they're like, oh my God, how are we going? How about going? And Heather's like, well, there was major tension going on in this group, and now we're worried about as if Jen's going to gel or not, and who's going to get to finish her life savers? Yeah, and Mary's like, yeah, and Mary sees Jenny, and and they have like sort of like a cold hello and she's like, yeah

I forgot Jenny was even gonna be here. I mean, I want to be bothered with I don't want to be bothered with Whitney or Jenny So now and crystals like hi, and crystal welcome to Avanti's QV shall a this is chef QV crystal ball, okay? And he's like, oh, hello. Here's the food we're gonna have. We're gonna have Chris Christ tacos and anything you can think of with Christ in it. All I can think of right now is toast, which has these st in it. Otherwise, can't really follow through on that. Thank you, ladies. Thank you. Yeah.

He just puts out a spread of like sushi and beef tartar and steak and like lamb chops and steak and charcuterie and bust. Like it was just like one big giant spread and Heather at one point says I'm gonna go eat the barracuda. I don't feel like he served barracuda was it like I think it was a row Monday or or is it all the barracuda roll or something. I was confused at that moment. I was like this needs to have a moment of reflection. So now Mary and Lisa are talking and Mary's like, um, I mean, that took, I told a lot of us that took a toll. I was like, I was shocked, shocked, I was so shocked. How about you? And Mary's like, Oh, completely, completely. And then Mary tells us, Jens arrest, I mean, makes me feel that

terrible. I don't wish pain on anyone. Sometimes she just have it coming, you know? I don't wish pain, but also This served it. You're like totally deserved it. Yeah. Yeah, so this is where Mary doesn't even try she keeps saying something nice and something evil in the same second So it's in the same sentence So then Meredith sticks out at the table and she's like well the same sentence. So then Meredith sits down at the table and she's like, well, I've now composed a plate of three pieces of sushi, a side of steak and a strawberry question. What does everybody think? Okay, right. Mm-hmm. Heather's like, oh my god, I've been waiting for this moment. I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait.

841. Booh! I'm like, really? So Jenny's like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm

really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, I'm really like, woo! So, Jenny's like, well, I think we're all shocked. All shocked and scared. And Mary says, well, you know, I just can't believe you guys had to be involved in that.

And Lisa's like, SAAA RELL! That's not only what I can think of. SAAA RELL! Fresh Wolf! SAAA RELL! Oh, that's two more words. Fresh Wolf. Vita! Vita Fresh Wolf.

Okay, four words. Serial Vita Fresh Wolf. That's all I can think about right now. I just wrote They're so fucking sick of talking about this, but they keep making them so okay. Let's go for another four hours of talking about this So Whitney's like want to know what I heard I heard they had a ping on her phone and then they arrested her on the side of the road And Heather's like they arrested her on the side of the road. She didn't turn herself in Heather. What? What? You said you watched, you said you watched, you learned about crime on TV like, like, when does that ever happen? This is going to come on now. Come on. So we like your face. She lied to your face that Shereef had bleeding to get the hell out of there.

And you think she's just going to turn herself into the feds? Come on. Whitney's like, no, she was running. And Mary's like, oh, she fleed. She fleed. She fleed for sure. And Heather's like, oh my god, how humiliating. What has she done?

So Mary's like, there's so many layers we're just not even knowing yet. And Meredith's like, well, I think, I think that an investigation, they found enough to charge her with. And that's what's happening. I'm like, yes, that's usually how arrests happen. That's usually how these kind of arrests happen. They investigated and then they made a arrest. So, so they, and maritath both think

this has been going on for years and years and Jenny is like, yeah, because it's been like since 2012 and Mary, Mary said that she feels betrayed. She's like, I feel like she's reaping. Like what I'm believing in, like what a man's so with, like that, she's reaping. And she's scammed old people that don't have money

that can't afford like with no remorse. I never said anything good in her, never, never. I never said anything good. And I was scared because I knew what she was capable of. I never said anything good in her. So I guess the compassion is now run at scores. It's gone. Yeah, it's like she's pretending that never, that never even crossed her mind at this point. So Heather's just nodding. And Meredith is like, wow, I have an issue why so I'm wearing wearing sponk on my mouth and everyone's like what Meredith what happened so then it's Meredith's monologue she's like all right can I get some tape to keep my skin on because it's falling off after that fucking bath. All right, thanks. So in lean September,

I was with my family in New York, standing up eight missed calls from jam. So I called her back and she's like, no, no, we're not. I was just trying to get it here at the store and I was begging on the door. And your manager, we opened it for me. Yeah, great, right? So then she went after the manager called me and said,

Oh my God, I so want to cheap buy. And the manager said she spent a few hundred dollars, but that's not the problem. That's not the problem, man. Don't burn from... There is a green clutch that I know was here, and her friends were holding it, and it is gone. And you're gonna go, Whoa! 6.19.

So I said to my manager, send her a text and just gently say, did you borrow it? And within 30 seconds, my manager's phone is ringing. And on the other hand is, and says, I'll bring the bag back tomorrow. I'm not making it up, girls. I am not making it up. This is a true story about a clutch that I wasn't missing. So she's like, well, I gently not take my bag. But what does bother me is that she kept someone who did take something out of my store and her

employment man is not my plan. And I have the screenshots and I have the video footage. It was seen. It was, I can't even do a second rhyme with scene. It's very sad today. My rhyming skills are really terrible. But the point was I know this video, parents, I traumatized, terrorized, and no third word. Let's have a lot. So we see this video and it's her team walking through the store, it's a little tiny store, and looking at a bag and picking it up, and walking up, and then we see later

him just bringing it back the next day, right? We see them leave, and then he brings it back to the next day. That's sort of like skinny guy. Yeah, and and so Samaritan tells the story and they're like, you know, I'm like clutch Oh my god. I love those. I have three of them in three different colors. They're gorgeous They're almost as gorgeous as baby gorgeous, but they're just clutch gorgeous. Okay. I love those But I'm thinking to myself Do I even know John like I'm thinking could I been an ox even know, John? Like, I'm thinking, could I have been an oxenon?

Like, could I have been a misunderstanding? I don't know. I don't know. Someone fucking shoplifted from the store. And Jen has some video someone sent us today. We'll play tonight on Take A See. But in some video where she's saying, oh, no, it's her manager's fault,

because she gave us everything in back, so we just took everything. I was like, oh, okay, okay, Jen. So Mary is like, whoa, this is huge. And Mary, this is like, yeah, there's other red flags. It's been like, you remember, hey, one of my friends mentioned something that my friend told a friend about the friend about trauma. It's terrible.

It's something she's flagged in the system of Louis Vuitton because she pennies and gush. I don't know if it's truth or false, but I'll bring it up on national TV. I have gossip, I'm here to go. They're all gasping, at least they're saying, Bing, Bing Redflog, and Louis Vuitton would be far worse than the feds knocking on my door. Yeah, well sometimes when you start putting puzzle pieces together, you've got a star bowling, the picture of a puzzle is painting bottom line.

It's a bottom line. And by the way, when you are putting a puzzle together, the best thing to do is to find the bottom line and go from there. So it really works out. So Heather's like, yeah, it's just not consistent because the other night, I put her in this Uber, like physically I put her in the Uber. And she was on her way and then I got to check on her progress. And she'd gotten out half a mile away at like an intersection.

I mean, they're been like, oh my God, that's so weird. Oh, that's so weird. Oh my god. What day was that now? By the way to be fair to Jen Shaw She also could have been totally weird out by the Uber driver, but either way so at least it's like what day was that? Like how there's like Wednesday night around 11.30. Mm-hmm at night. Mm-kay Kay I don't know anything

What time where if I was to better like whether she wearing who was she worth and what he's like why is that is there something that happened that night? No, no, not to me at least and they're like well, but then to who and they're all going wetly So what what do you have to say? You know, I just want to check up with someone to see if they met up with her And Jenny goes so you think she's meeting up with another guy. Is that what you're saying? Oh And Jenny's like I mean if you have something to say just say it clearly you know more than what you portray You know, so just tell us okay. Don't tell me what to do So then Whitney is like what do you know? She's, I don't know what happened not now. It's like, well, none of us are safe unless we know the facts. We've all been

lied to. We've all been attacked. If we don't share what we know, we are in danger. What if she met with what if she met with Freddie Krueger, and now he's coming for us, we are in danger. You have to tell us that we know whether or not to dream tonight. Emily says like, Huuuuh! Huuuuh! Subscribe. Huuuuh!

Huuuuh! And that's the end. Dun dun dun dun. And the next week it just gets crazier. It looks so good. It looks so good. Why are you trying to blame him for what he's doing? gets crazy. It looks so good. It looks so good. I just I have to say I kind of like I know I should be the most excited about although like the real the real life, the real crime stuff that's

happening, but honestly it was that like petty five minutes at the end about like the shot the clutch. I love how the clutch someone on Gen Shaz team shoplifting your clutch somehow upstaged her like potential 30 years in prison and all these federal crimes, but like, but someone on the team, so a clutch and then on top of that, and she got out of the Uber and she's like a Louis Vuitton. I was like, yeah, give me more of this. I know this is all crazy. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here. We'll see you then you so much for being here.

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