Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Best Friends for Never

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

The chaos on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reaches a boiling point between Lisa and Meredith, with the former besties screaming at each other throughout their Zion rental. Is it time to say bye to this friendship? Or maybe we should just say "Hi, I'm Whitney" to it instead?Catch this recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/62260611See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yes, me too. Little exciting. My jug of water here, ready to go. Salt Lake City was a crazy freaking episode. Oh my God. It was really crazy. It was so, I mean, I couldn't even believe what I was watching. The only thing that I didn't like about it was the very end when they said next week on the finale of Real House House Assault Lake City. I mean, we sensed it. We sensed that the end was coming, but I was hoping that you got like one or two more

episodes before the finale, because this season has been so good. It's been so good, but you know, this is the longest season. Of course, there's only been two, but this is a long season for them. So it's time to end it, because really, it's fun, but it is just Whitney walking around making shit up at this point. Like, I don't even know what Whitney's even doing anymore, but they're just all finding reasons to scream and get mad at each other. And it's kind of like a parody of a housewife show at this, which I guess it always has been,

right? We've always kind of said that, that it's like kind of a parody of how it's like, we're going to fight right now. It used to be mostly Jen who was like that, but now they're just all going, whatever got Lisa, and she's just going completely nuts the entire episode. So yeah, I mean, it's, but it's been good though, because these are like simmering frustrations that it has. Where you said it's been good, but you know. Yeah, but it's fine. But I'm just saying like it's been, to me, like these are simmering frustrations

that they all have with each other that have been like bubbling up over the course of the, over the course of the season. I personally think there was a meme going, there's a lot of memes going around today about, you know, who is the true villain on Salt Lake City or whose fault is who, like that anything happened. Right now today, you know, we've been putting a lot of blame on Whitney,

because Whitney and Heather have been starting up a lot of shit. I most, you know, I think today I'm gonna put it on Jen Shaw, to be honest, because I was thinking about it, and Jen Shaw is the one who has really been kind of pushing Whitney, I'm not pushing Whitney, pushing Lisa to turn against Meredith, because Jen does not like Meredith. And so Jen is the one who keeps on like yelling at Lisa and saying like you don't have my back. You're always saying you've got Meredith's back. You don't have my back. And then Lisa is like, oh no, like I do have your back. And she goes, well, you don't seem to have my back. And the funny

thing is Meredith doesn't have your back. So I think that Jen has actually a big hand in the chaos that of this episode. Well, Jen's always development, right? Jen's like the main villain of the show. So she's usually doing it, but Jen actually gets a break today because everybody's little manipulations finally work today. Heather and Whitney, everything that they've been manipulating work, Jen doesn't even manipulate. She just straight up screams in your face. It's not fair. You need to yell at Meredith.

And then they literally made a plan. Like, you're gonna yell at Meredith tonight, right? You're gonna yell at her tonight, right? So, tonight was the night. They all promised each other that they were gonna come for Meredith. And then they did. And then it ended up being Lisa losing her shit.

But like, isn't it crazy that right now all the women have sort of like rallied around Jen and Meredith has almost become the pariah? Like that, when I sort of like sat back and realized how that dynamic shifted, I was like, oh this is Jen. Jen is at the core of this. She has managed to get everyone on her side

when she has been like the shadiest person of all. Well Whitney has gotten every, Whitney was the one who started the whole Meredith is lying about the memorial service So that was Whitney. So I would say it was a good team It was a good team effort there to just you know be insane But also it's a housewives rule and it's also kind of a life rule right that if you're the one that's not there You're the one that they're gonna talk shit about. It's like the one that doesn't show up is the one that's gonna be in trouble with everybody because everyone else had a chance to forgive each other and you just never showed up.

So you know what, it's gonna be married and marred it now. The people who try to take the higher road on the housewives always get screwed. Yeah, we're not watching a show about the high road. If it was a high road, you'd be on first class flights to your destinations. This Salt Lake City is the definition of low road. Okay? You're in a sprinter van for 10 hours everywhere you go. Okay? If you're not on the low road with everybody else, you know what? You're in trouble. Sit. Okay, so let's start the episode. The episode opens with Lisa. We're still in the hot mic, hot mic situation where

Lisa has like gone into a room and is like, you know what? Marathon of fucker self. I'm done with her because I am not a whore and I don't cheat on my husband and her and her dumb fucking family. That poses like why don't you own a house? Oh wait, you can't. Okay, because your husband changes jobs after a hot hot hot. And then it's a Peter in the wolf episode where every animal gets a

music is so crazy. So the Mary is now outside of the if Meredith room and she's kind of like a horror movie version of Mary because she's clutching onto the door, what do you call it? The door frame. She's clutching onto it and running just has her face pressed against it like she's a ghost but she hasn't learned how to walk through the walls yet. So she's just like clenching it trying to get through the door or like a vampire who hasn't been invited in, you know, like this rule with vampires. And she's just like clenching it, trying to get through the door. We're like a vampire who hasn't been invited in,

you know, like this rule with vampires. And she's just clutching it. And she's like, you gonna let me in? Let me in. And Mary's like, no, I am getting unrested. I'm not vanished, vampire. And Mary's like, let me in. It's just me.

It's just me and 30 cameras, okay. It's just me and 30 cameras. Okay, it's just me and 30 cameras. She's like, I am done with work today. Okay, thank you. Well, you can just hear Meredith's head. She's like hitting the door. You know? Yeah.

And so Mary is like really just like trying, but Meredith will not let her in. So then Meredith tells us, why is it with me coming at me about my father's memorial? The only one who should have any concern about this would be Jen, because of the accusations of me calling the FBI, but she'll be told. I'd want to be there to watch her. Are you crazy?

You think I would miss it if I were the cause of it? Come on now. Bruxie and I, we'd want to sit there front row making skating comments. Okay. Right. Like if she if she got this whole thing together, she'd want to see her own show. Which I think is a very strong point. It's actually like the strongest logic we've seen of anything all season. I know. Mary would have been there with a phone finger. Like Mary would not purposely miss Jen getting arrested by multiple agencies. No, it'd be all wanted to be there. Let's be honest.

Hey, Jay, I wonder what Lisa's doing. Oh, she's still screaming behind the closed door. Okay. Meredith, is that piece of shit? Oh, Meredith, I have your back. You a fucker, but a fucker, but a... Still losing her mind. I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, I'm like, you know what? You know what, Jenny? You didn't have my back. Okay, I'm a Mara was saying that stuff. I had your back.

I had your back and she's like, I had your back. You didn't even hear me. And then, and like the evidence of her having her back was basically Mary saying like, you still eat Taco Bell. And Jenny and the corner goes, what's wrong with eating Taco Bell? I'm like, great job, Jenny. You really had her back. I know.

You had her back and Taco Bell's back. I mean, it was a multiple half-year-back moment. It's like those tacos. I'm gonna talk about Taco Bell cells. Oh, I love those. Those like crunchy taco gordita. I don't know what they are. Because I can never remember when anything is from there,

so I just order kind of one of everything and make my way through it But I'll tell you what a normal talk like soft talko just no tortilla Can't even have them anymore talk about ruined me with their like gore-dita over What's the other one they have? There's a crispy taco Taco taco The crispy taco. Taco. I mean, taco. No, no, no, no, the kind of bread. There's like the gordita bread, then there's another thick kind of bread. That's why it's a, yeah, no, no, no, we gotta get this.

We gotta get this. This is not a gordita and the chalupa. Chalupa. Chalupa. That's it. Chalupa. Chalupa shelf. I'm like, just put some wonder bread.

They're like every kind of bread they can put in there and crispy shelf. I'm like, just put some wonder bread, they're like every kind of bread they can put in there and some beans. I know if I just give you a chuh, you could get, I was like, let me just give the chuh and, and Rhonda can take it from there. I have it. Chalupa baby. Um, so Jenny is, um, like, yeah, I did have your back, you know, and she's like, you know, I, you can't expect me to do everything. And Lisa says, well, I said, but everyone thinks,

and you want to sit there and what Meredith just said, that's a bullshit. And she owes me the biggest amount of energy out of everybody because I just almost got my ass kicked by Jen for her. Okay, then why aren't you mad at Jen? That's what kills me about this show. Why are you screaming about Meredith for not having your back and you're standing up for the woman

who just got to put you in the hospital? I would say Stockholm syndrome, but that's a little too fancy for this show. It's more like, I don't know, gas station syndrome. I don't know, I just don't see Stockholm really entering the world of Salt Lake City. So Lisa, she's like, she says they're all smart and doesn't say, oh god, I'm wired. And Jenny goes, well, I don't know what happened with you in her last years That's why I didn't really try and make you what happened with Jen come on what's going on here? I'm so mad I'm so mad she gets New York gang star on this just come on

Come on what's going on? What's the matter? Forget about So then Heather and Whitney here, you know like like walking back, like they're coming back from a picnic. They've got like the shopping bag and everything. And Heather's like, God, this gravel is some bullshit on the feet. Not knowing what the hell's going on inside, right? So now Lisa's still screaming, you all have a problem with my eyes, fucking touch.

You have a problem, and I bring it up, and you a problem and I bring it up and you just set there. You don't know how to show up. Yeah, she's like, she's like, I took it for all of you. And you also, I took it for all of you. And Jenny's like, Lisa, you were my friend. I will always have your back. Did you not hear what I said about Taco Bell? Okay, we all love Taco Bell.

I said it very quietly in the corner. I have your back. Also, it's so funny that Lisa saying she's doing this for everybody because Lisa was the one who set up the first camera meeting and brought it on camera to get married. And now she's acting like everyone's been asking her. Like, you've been trying to do this

since the beginning of the season. And now you're just mad that it's still just you, but everybody else did go for you. You know, Lisa's crazy. And I'm loving, I'm loving this entire episode of Lisa's screaming. So now she's going, you all had a choice tonight. And I'll make the wrong one, I'll make the wrong one, I'll make the wrong one. And Heather and Whitney come in, they hear this like ranting and they're like, oh my God, what's going on? And Lisa's like, I'm better than this.

I have been nothing, but nice to you, Jan Shah. Jan Shah, don't fucking come at me ever again. So now she's screaming at Jan Shah. I know, but he really knows why. She's just like at that point where she's just losing her mind. So she's just naming people, you know? So now Jan is like wait What so she speeds down the hall everybody's like running to Lisa's room and Jen's like are you yelling on me?

And she's like yes, look what just happened out there. You know what I'm out of here You guys, but you win I'm done. I'm done. Let's do a call out game right now. Okay, let's go. And Heather's like, well, look, I defended you at the table and you left before we could even finish talking about it. Okay, this is what happened. I said, I had your back and then someone said, I had my back and then I said, you don't have my back and then they didn't have my back.

So I said, I have their back. And then the lady who made the taco bowls, she had someone's back and I said, why don't you have my back and then took a taco bowl and put it on my back and I was like, I have a tacoable on my back. We just talked about people's backs a lot. But also this whole season has been everybody screaming

so they don't even care at this point. You know, like a bomb could go off. And people just keep eating, you know? It's like they're just waiting for their turn. But Lisa has been trying to have her sobby monologue all season and nobody will let her finish. And this is just, this is what happens when you don't let someone get their monologue. You know, it turns into an entire episode of screaming.

So now she's just on to Heather. She's like, I am done. Come on, Heather gay. Come on, let's go. Heather gay. And Heather's like, oh my god, I defended you at that table, Lisa, but you didn't hear it. Had you walked away. Okay. And she's like, oh my god, I defended you at that table Lisa, but you didn't hear it, had you walked away, okay? And she's like, I've got everything, everyone wouldn't say. And she was, yeah, and you know who else had stopped with me. Did anyone understand what she was talking about? Not really, you know, but she did say stuff.

I like also Lisa saying, I said what, no one else would say. I'm like including you by the way, because it was like two months ago That we were watching you say I heard that marriage church something. I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say okay Cameron Mortgage House, but I'm not gonna say I trust her I trust her. I'm like you you protect her just as much as everyone else Protected her. She brought it all on camera not protected, but like she demure it as much. Like she's saying, like I said, everyone was too afraid to say it. I was like, you were one of the people that was afraid to say it. Everyone was right. Right. Right to Mary's

base. Right. So Lisa's like, yeah, I'm not doing this. And so everybody's yelling. So now someone has to pee. I think Lisa has to pee, right? So Lisa goes into the tiny bathroom. Is this the part where she starts being? There's a part where someone goes to the bathroom and starts being and they just continue to see And I know that there was peeing. I just know that she went into the bathroom because she's like, fuck you Meredith Because she's just going down the castle. She just has like a call. She didn't her hand. She's like, okay, next line Meredith, fuck you, Meredith. So she goes, I'm so tired of all you guys. So now they're all crammed into the bathroom. And she's like, this is gonna get turned on me.

And she's like, you know what is, she's packing up her toiletries, Ronnie, because now she has a hair dryer that she's packing up. It's all gonna get turned on me. Gonna just coil this wire around my car there real quickly. It's gonna get turned on me. And Heather's like, well, it started to get turned on you, Mara, Lisa, but it didn't.

It didn't get turned on you, okay? And she's like, guess what? I'm richer than all of you. Okay, I don't need to be here. Get me outta here. Get me. This is what I say every time I go past a preschool during the school's own time, you know?

It's like they make just make you slow down and you're going like 10 miles an hour. I'm just gonna start yelling out the window. I'm richer than all of you, little preschool farts, no view in that chance. And Jen, Jen Shaco's, that's not nice, which was mainly, she wasn't offended about the brag. She's like, basically like, that's not nice because I've really tried to have my people call you many times. You want to answer their call? I could have had so many millions of dollars from you.

So Heather's like, what's going on? I mean, Lisa is screaming. She's pulling her hair out. I mean, I love an orange, Lisa Barlow. I'm so glad that Whitney and I pushed her to this point to her for several weeks of manipulations. Yeah, we're turned on this and it's working. So Jen's like, what did I miss?

And so Jen is like, oh, you missed it because she's saying no one got her back and Heather starts doing the clap yelling. I just stood up for you at dinner. I just stood up for you. And then Whitney comes in. Whitney who has all season long when Whitney and Lisa have been trying to have a relationship. Whitney who has never given Lisa the benefit of the doubt, maybe deservedly, but either way,

no matter what happens, Whitney's always been like, this was a plot to make me look stupid. All season long, she's always been the first one to go after Lisa Barlow. So now she takes Lisa and goes, can I have a moment with Lisa, please? Lisa, Lisa, I want to have your back. Tell me what I need to do to help. I'm like, when is so fake? When is so fake?

I think like she is like super tight with Lisa and is gonna have her back through thick and thin in this moment. No way, she will, no way. Well, Lisa is finally against, Lisa is finally making her back through thick and thin in this moment. No way she will, no way. Well, Lisa's finally against, you know, Lisa's finally making, she's finally doing what Whitney wants, you know? It's like she's going,

she's screaming, get married, it is. Yeah, I'm about to say her. Okay, how can I help you? I know, Jen's, I know you had to meet my husband, and marry him, yeah, as my friend. Right, so Jen's like, you guys do with this, I mean, everyone's screaming,

and Lisa's having a meltdown, and I can tell it's gonna be a long Bye. I need to get my popcorn. I mean no matter how good an episode is Jen shock is still take it back to Hackville, you know, I'm gonna get my popcorn shut up Jen saw Go away everyone else is handling this just fine So now Lisa's like Lisa's like I'm gonna go back I I have like a piece of peanut in my throat And I actually think it's gonna make my Lisa impersonation better like I feel like because Lisa does sort of talk

Like she has like a fragment of peanut in her throat Listen, I'm gonna say it to you all I literally had all of your backs in the table and Mary came at me I didn't know what I'm sick of it. I don't have fake stuff. Okay. I'm very very authentic Okay, see the spray tan? That's authentic. And does that bother me? No. But it's the puck making a blouse about the kettle.

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And she's like, Heather, Heather with her little judgmental self. I mean, she has the snobbyness of a true Mormon. Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom. She doesn't even know. She looks in bread. Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom. And then the camera pulls back to show it's this huge room with just Mary mumbling to herself. Yeah. Spoken like a true religious leader saying that someone looks in bread. So, um, Whitney's like, Lisa, I thought I stood up for you and I thought I called Mary out for saying she runs a congregation of blind followers, but you don't seem to think that. Something's not adding up.

And Heather's like, she did. You did Whitney. good job. She called Meredith out. She called Meredith out. So Whitney's like, yeah, Meredith took off because I called her out. I said, hey, you say you lead with love and kindness, but then you're wrapping your arms around Mary. Really with love and kindness? How odd Whitney, how odd? That she would lead with love and kindness

and then refuse to judge somebody. So Lisa's like, oh odd Whitney, how odd, that she would lead with love and kindness and then refuse to judge somebody. So Lisa's like, oh my god, you dead. You know, like Lisa just stops in her tracks, like, oh my god, everyone did stand up for a mat. And Whitney's like, yeah, okay. And did you really have a memorial for your father? Oh yeah, I said everything. Oh yeah, after you left, I had your back. And then Lisa's like, wait a second. It's just the moment I've been waiting for all season.

Do I get to cry? Do I get my cry monologue? Okay, here we go. It was hurtful for me because I had your back and I was getting everyone's back and I said no one else was everyone else was ever willing to say and I felt like I was alone and then when I said I feel like no one has my back I genuinely feel that way and I'm entitled to that I'm mad at this like I'm affected by that are you kidding me are you fucking kidding me she starts squealing at the fake crying. I love this whole like no one had my back. You're coming after everyone else.

What are you talking about having each other's back? You're talking about having each other's back to attack other people. You're attacking Barry and Barrett up here. You know? So Jim has now changed and she comes in and Lisa's still like, I would expect this from everybody else,

but not bad, not what, bad, not. And Gem's like, you know what? I know that this is a rough night, but like I literally can't take this right now but everything I'm going through. Yeah. Yeah. Jen just wants to remind everyone

that in the cry Olympics that she's, she still has gold. So at least it's like, well, Jan, you got bigger stuff going on because you may go away for 30 years and not see your child graduate from high school or you're crying again. Sorry. And so Jan's like, I would be her too. If my fucking best friend of 10 years was a piece of shit friends of me, I'm sorry. You're a good fucking friend and everybody needs to stop defending this weird ass bullshit with menoth and Mary. It's weird. It's weird You're a good fucking friend. You were just yelling at her because she refused to speak to you after you got arrested

What planet are you people living on so now she's the good friend, right? So Peter, you know more Peter in the wolf so Mary and Meredith are just sitting at the counter in the kitchen because you know production is like you can't just stay in your room. So now they're just sitting at the counter at the kitchen. Meredith is texting and wearing a sweatsuit which looks like it's made out of her own quotes. It's probably a Brooks Marx original. I'm just gonna assume. Where may I cry? Fairfax, I want to impress. Fairfax. And then Meredith, Mary is just like kind of staring off into space, you know, like nothing to do.

And so, so then Jen is like, Married and Mary have been hurtful to her, to me, to this one, to this one, to that pillow, to this wall, to everyone, and this one sticks up for her because she's loyal. Okay, and I could crucify people just like they've done to me. Over and over again, because as we all know, we're fighting about the wrongs that have been done to me, Jen Shaw, right? Right? And then there's like, yeah, and you can say that, Jen, because you're a loyal. What? I cannot be the only person that was like screaming through this whole episode. I mean, laughing, but also like, what are you people talking about? So Heather's like, I don't think the Meredith realizes that your friendship with her has been keeping her safe

because she doesn't give you credit for that, but that's a situation. And she's like, yeah, I know that Jen has a lot of dirt on Meredith that she wants to spew, but she doesn't out of respect for Lisa. That's so nice of Gent if you so respectful, because that's what I think about. I think of a very respectful person when I think of Jen Shaw.

Exactly, and I don't really believe it because Jen would spew it. Yeah, Jen would totally spew it. So then Lisa's... Anything that Jen is gonna spew from this point on is made up because we know that Jen uses whatever is in her arsenal, really for no reason. Yeah, yeah, like coffee yogurt.

She'll spew it. So you had a coffee yogurt. What about my coffee yogurt? Meredith takes people's coffee yogurt, she robs the poor of coffee yogurt. So Lisa is like, I want to start to cry. I want to start to cry. So she goes the bathroom to cry.

Because she's like, I was really fun that I finally got my scene. I want to prolong it. So she's like, I was really fun that I finally got my scene. I want to prolong it. So Jen, Jen's like, she down. She knows I'm here. It doesn't give a fuck. So Jenny is now Jenny is in the bath and like consoling Lisa, like rubbing her back and everything.

Maybe that's what you're thinking about because she was in the bathroom. I think someone goes pee at one point, which I was cracking up because they just kept continuing the scene. So Jen now has decided this isn't enough, right? So she gets herself all worked up again. She's like, either I'm going home or we're handling shit. So now she marches over and Heather's like, yeah, let's handle shit. I can put my hair and sink a mile for nothing. Right. And she's holding up her big goal. Like, we're doing this! So now they're all excited. I mean, this really is junior high,

when everybody's like ready to go after that one girl they don't like. You know, so they're all gathering and going for it. So Whitney goes into the kitchen, she marches up to Mary and Meredith, and she's like, I am so fucking tired of this. And she drags the stool to them, and she goes, No, Mary it is. There was speculation,

but I did not mean any disrespect. And Mary's like, I'm not, I'm not doing this. I'm leaving. And Meredith, Meredith is like, sounds like it's time for me to step into my favorite role, which is an embittered and vulnerable woman sitting at a bar in the corner of the Nicholas Cage film leaving Las Vegas. Alright, let me do this, because she basically becomes like a side character in a movie. Like she's the one that like in a Nicholas Cage movie, she walks up to the bar and she's at the corner being like, you don't know what I have gone through. So she's like, she's like, oh, you are very disrespectful

today. Oh, wait me. She's like, I wasn't trying to be, I didn't mean to be disrespectful. Oh, oh, you are disrespectful, Whitney. And I don't believe that you haven't talked what I don't believe that you haven't talked to your father Whitney's just like duh she just has like a dust air and she's like Really I'm just And no one believes you I think you're lying and making it up about your father doing coquagy. I'm the bathroom. I was like analogies do not work on real housewives, Meredith. You better be careful. Especially against like the dopiest cast members, right? It's like

don't use analogies with Theresa or Whitney, probably equally. So Whitney is like, whoa, that is the lowest low. How cool. At least Meredith knows where her father is and knows he's resting peacefully. Was I've never heard the argument? Wow, at least her father is dead. I know. I couldn't believe the one-up'smanship in that moment.

So Marath goes, you're fine. Marath, thankfully, Marath doesn't know what when he said in her confessional, but I think that Marath suspects what many, what needs to say. So she's already trying to like, like counter-argue. She's like, listen, dumb, dumb. Your father's alive. Mine is dead. Keep asking about it.

What were his favorite shoes? No, it was rhetorical when I said keep asking about it. Is it your baby's name? No, it's not your baby's name. So Whitney's like, oh, really? Well, and then she scoots her stool up, but she's weird because she's kind of like

upstaging herself, like she moves it so that she scoots her stool up, but she's weird because she's kind of like upstaging herself. Like she moves it so that she has to turn her head back to look at Meredith and she's not, I mean, like, it's just that theater. Yeah, back. Okay. Is it my business? No, my business is Wild Rose available soon. So I wanted to know because everyone's talking about it, and I wanted to know from you

And she's like well, you're my friends. I'm rather than asking something like You should say that's disgusting and we are Her head is just shaking all over Where are you? Where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are, where are you, where are you, where are, where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you, Doesn't fucking add up about that. You're still trying to figure out what repugnant means, right? I can see it's in your eyes. Repugnant. Okay, just move past it Whitney. Just move past it. It's a really cute kind of dog. No, no, no.

It's a cute dog. You have to give back because you can't afford it. No, that's repo and a pug. No, totally wrong. When you buy, when you buy a coffee cup that you take back to the store. No, it's not a ring mug. God damn it, I can't.

I don't know. Jane, it's a sitcom about a country singer becoming a nut. No, it's not a Rayba McIntyre joining a convent. I mean, Pogman is different. And so wouldn't you just sit there like, duh, blink, you know, just like a dumb dumb, but she tells us. She's like, Oh, I'll tell you what doesn't add up Meredith not to your face of course, but you have one day Lisa has another day and you're bestie Mary and you just happen to be

Inville the day that Jen is arrested. I don't know you tell me what doesn't fucking I don't know could it be that someone looked at their eye caliron. I don't know just putting it out There's just thinking of some some crazy conspiracy theories about why there's two different dates. So Meredith She's so mad at Whitney. She's like she's so furious So she's Meredith is on the stool the best part about being on the stool is that you can get some really good like swivel drama So Maryeth basically just swivels away she just goes Swivels away from Whitney and just like knots or head like okay, all right Okay, okay, okay, okay, and she sort of you know looks away from her and Whitney's like okay So Whitney walks off she walks out of the room and Mary's just sort of standing in the corner and just watches Whitney go and the music is so tense,

music's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And then Mary just goes, pfff, women. Pfff, women. Pfff, so Jen is now marching around with her big, goal-bready to go at it, you know? So Mary and Meredith are talking and Mary is like, you know, some people their brains just don't develop, you know?

But Mary's loving this, like she's rolling her eyes and she's giddy and she's like, their brains, you know? Their brains just don't connect with their thoughts, you know? But don't let it get to you. And Meredith is like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Meredith is like, I'm crying right now, right? I'm crying. Mary, did you like the way I swiveled away from Whitney and then just went back to my cup, like you are

advertising my family right now? It was good, Mary, right? Ended a good job with that. She says good, it's good, it's good. And Mary is saying to us, Whitney's so out of her mind and to say what she said is not rational. I mean, that's just not okay. It's mean. It's like you just called somebody in bread. I'm like, I don't think Mary is the one to talk about who says mean things. So Whitney, Whitney enters, goes upstairs to report back.

She's closed the door. Please, I am so sick of the fake ass phony shit. Something doesn't add up. And Jim's like, thank you. That's what we were just talking about. And she's like, yeah, well listen, what I did. I went to apologize to Meredith and she got mad at me. And I said,

oh yeah, I'm sorry, I did not hurt it and best to get it." I was like, okay, you did not say it like that. Yeah. Okay. First of all, and it was dumb enough the first time, second of all, but keep yelling, wait me, keep, Whitney just keeps digging the stupidity hole deeper and deeper. She's like, that's what, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you're my bitch, which is something I'll probably be saying when I go to prison too. So Whitney goes, it was not good. I don't think we're friends anymore, which is funny because I don't think that I don't actually truly think they're ever friends. It's like Meredith Marks and Whitney ever have like any sort of real relationship beyond the show. Do you imagine I don't see that happening?

No. So then back to Mary who's smiling and loving it. She goes, sorry. That was that was hurtful Meredith. Sorry, Meredith. Sorry. I know I can't fix things, but Meredith goes, oh, I'm fixing things. And then she gets up all furious and starts, you know, just charging with her head a shaken. Yeah. And then this must be the bathroom part, because Heather is in the bathroom, goes,

your urine smells like you need some water. I guess you didn't get a popsicle today like we did. So Meredith marches into the bathroom where the girls are while Whitney's being, and she's like, women, I wouldn't like them. Who's speculating about my father's death. Well, it's just, you know, this fight Meredith, no one is speculating about your father's death.

Okay. They believe that your father died. The no one is accusing you of faking your father's death. They're accusing you of faking the date of the memorial to get out of writing on the bus. And I speculate the same damn thing. I don't doubt for one second that you lied. Who gets this mad? Yeah. So then Meredith, she's like, well, somebody goes, everyone, everyone speculates who's everyone. I want names. I need names and details. So if I need to report them to some sort of authority, which I wouldn't of course never do, but if I need to get me all the information and Addresses anything you can remember whatsoever. So it needs like me and Jenny and

Lisa Lisa It was by was Jenny who goes Lisa Lisa Jenny who was just like I have your back Lisa Lisa. Oh God You're best friend of 10 years saying so much, so much. Yeah, I brought with the Whitney Yos Lisa and then Jenny goes, yeah, on the bus, they were all talking about it. They were all talking about it. And Meredith goes, one's Jenny, everyone was Jenny and Jenny goes on the bus and Jenny, well Jenny was the one that said you hired a private investigator and you called the FBI. and he was the one that said you hired a private investigator and you called the FBI. Gen-chall, just creates that part there.

A Gen-chall, no, I never said the part about the FBI. Oh, okay, no, you didn't, you're right, you didn't. Okay, so now Lisa jumps into the room, waving her finger in screeching like those witches on strings and front yards at Halloween, like where you pass a certain point and it just comes flying at you. It's like, and Lisa's like, stop right now.

All of you, stop right now. You're speculated on my father's death. No, I did not. I know exactly what I said. Whitney, did you or did you not say that she did this? Do not lie with me, this is important man. Lisa's screaming and clapping. Oh, that doctor's back here, baby, I'm your father's child. You're the liar, not me.

Do not do this to me. Do not do this to me. I don't want Lisa. Murder, I'm fucking mad. Stop doing this to me, murder. Lisa, stop yelling at me. So then Meredith's like, wait a minute, you just said that she's speculated.

And Whitney's like, I said we had a conversation, telling what you said, Lisa. And Lisa's like, I said what I said to you on the phone that everyone creates a different way. I mean, there's nothing wrong with what I said. I said, you know what, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. Where's Heather in this? Why isn't Heather in this? Heather Who's like I say everything to everyone's face you were the one who just said in the last episode Either she's lying to you or she's lying to me and we're gonna figure it out right now

I think Heather's still analyzing the urine. She definitely needs drinks more water. So Lisa's like, I'm a fucking liar. Who is lying about the death of that dog? I'm oral. Not Mary, not me. And at least she's like, you told me one day, you told me, you told me another another day. It has nothing to do with me. I'm not the fucking liar. I'm not the fucking liar. And Meredith's like, I'm even answering the shinsa new speculation, even you say you didn't speculate somebody needs that. And Jen, because this is not about her for two seconds, takes

a pillow and bangs the shade and she's like, it was a mosquito. So Whitney's like, based on what everyone is speculating, your father's memorial happened different days. And Meredith's like, I love that everyone knows that. He sounds funny. Meredith, what day was the fucking memorial? Just say. Why don't you just say at this point? This is crazy. If this isn't about your father passing away. And he's all about my father. This is about not about your morning and great grieving. You're accusing me of lying and faking a memorial. You know what that is?

Whitney get ready. Have you looked it up yet? It's repognant. It's repognant. Someone tell Whitney, I can't keep saying repognant not have any reaction from her So Whitney's like why can't you just tell us today and shut it down and she's like So she leaves instead of just answering the fucking question and then Heather goes

Yeah, and where is Mary Cosby right now for Meredith? Where is Mary Cosby? And so Whitney taking the cues, start screaming. Yeah, where is Mary Cosby for Meredith? So now you want Mary to be there to stand up for Meredith because you guys are attacking her. Well, they want Mary to be there to show, to expose the hypocrisy that Meredith is always supporting, Meredith, okay, this is I think the logic. Meredith is mad at Lisa because she feels like Lisa doesn't have her back and they feel like

there's a double standard for Mary. So now that Meredith is being attacked, they're saying, oh, notice that Mary doesn't have your back but you're not mad at her about that. That's I think what Whitney's mindset is. She's also drunk and she's still trying to figure lots of things out So now she's like, where is Mary from marriage for marriage right now? Because that's what I want to fucking know Well, no, we won't go we're here

Required where is Mary? I'm Cosby It just doesn't make any sense because Lisa's the one screaming and yelling that Meredith doesn't have her back. Meredith is just saying, if everyone's questioning the memorial, why don't you just tell them no? You know? Lisa's the one losing her mind, screaming that people don't have her back. So now they're going around screaming, where is Mary Cosby? And Whitney storming the house and Mary's just the kitchen right just hanging out and so she's like Whitney don't don't come in here don't come in here bothering me Whitney and she's like

Meredith need you to stand up for her against us okay well she needs you so go be there for her. Mary goes, okay, bye. No, hi. She goes, no, not by. I'm going to say hi. I'm with me. It's not by girl or girl by girl. Hi. So Mary's like, are you? I'm with me.

I'm so funny. It's like are you Whitman so funny the moment of empowerment So then Jen walks in and Margas Jen are you okay? Like she's making sure Jen's okay Meanwhile Jen is like getting everyone riled up against Mary, right? So Whitney is like, Meredith needs you. So Meredith comes in and she's like,

well, we're all in there. Where are you just supporting her Mary? Why are you in there having the conversation? I just wrote Whitney's probably the dumbest person on Bravo. And that is saying something. This is Bravo. I mean, congratulations. No. Hi. I'm Whitney.

So Mary goes, I'm Whitney. So Whitney is saying, like, why aren't you having the conversation? Mary goes, because I don't want to be. I'm done with you. I'm done with your cousin. And that's why, because I can be wherever I want to be. And I want you to get out of my face and go back to where you came from. And like, honestly, Mary is correct. I mean, Mary is such a complicated figure on the show because she said, racially insensitive things, she might run a cult, she might be a dangerous person, she literally spews things that don't make any sense,

but also the way that she kind of is like, does not, is not willing to play these games with the girls that she's like no get out of my fucking face go Bye, I said it because I wanted to say it. It's kind of amazing too Yeah, she's like I'm done with you and your cousin she is well, but be there for Meredith and Mary's like oh my god It is exhausting. Don't you with so many strong and she goes yeah, I don't need to hear your opinion I don't care what you think. And Lisa's like, Mary, why did you make come if you don't care about any of us? She goes, well, because it was like my last attempt

and I'm done now. Oh, that's very hurtful. That's very hurtful. She's like, I don't care about your hurt. Lisa, Lisa is screaming that it's hurtful of Mary when Lisa's just been screaming that Mary has a cult and Brought this all on TV in the first I mean by the way and they all started up with Mary by the way Don't forget that the beginning of this night because it feels like it was two years ago

But the beginning of the Cinco de Mayo Mary was sitting there Perfectly happy there everything was nice and they went out of their way admittedly Mary was ungracious And was not gonna bring blankets for Whitney, but they went out of their way to antagonize her once again. And I don't know, I feel weird. I feel like I am defending Mary and I'm not a Mary apologist, but in this case, they started with Mary.

They started and then she's agitated and then they were acting like they're hurt because she reacted to what they did. And yes, they're mad at her for not screaming and yelling at them. I mean, it's ridiculous that they're so mad that she won't engage. But then you know the second she does, they'd be like, Oh my God, Mary. Like Mary, she just goes so crazy. You know, so then, um, then they just all go, Okay, can I,

they just, everyone goes to bed. It's the weirdest thing. They're like, Mary's not gonna fight. Are we all shirt Mary, you're not gonna fight? And she's like, no, they're, okay, good night. Fun night, everybody. Thanks. Oh yeah, great sinka to my, good night, everybody.

Love you all. Yeah, when they try, because they're trying really hard to turn Meredith against Mary, because they're like, Heather even says, like, I've given Mary such a huge pass because of you, Meredith, and like, Mary's your girl and I don't want to upset that balance, but don't you see? She's kind of like, don't you see? Like, the terrible thing she does, and Meredith's like, oh, Mary's been good to me, and she's

been kind to me, and she's been a good friend. You should have seen before swiveling back and forth on those bar souls. It was great. It was great. I think we could go to sleep now. I don't think we're going anywhere further on this this scene. Okay. Great. Great shoot tonight, guys. Great shoot. Someone came up at my tackle ball. So then the next day they're packing to leave and Jen comes in to Whitney's. Everybody's all happy. Jen's like, hi.

Put fun bounce in today because we're going to have fun. That's a lot of cry. Hey. Hey. And Whitney has a big hangover because she's exhausted and emotional. She goes, I'm trying to piece together how everything ended, which is the pre-excuse for the bad behavior. You know, when people wake up, I just don't remember. Something doesn't add up about last night.

So that way, then she could say, I don't remember saying that, you know? Yeah. So if you say it, if you say Whitney, you're an asshole for what you said. She can say, but I was drunk. But then if you say Whitney, you drink too much, she could say, don't drink, shame me.

Yeah, classic. So then, she's like, well, you were on his AF, okay? You tried to get me solved for us, and some people just aren't ready to be honest. Yeah, and, uh, Jen's like, Meredith Marx is not being truthful. Okay, you asked me a million questions, and I answered them, so you do the same thing, Meredith.

Very simple questions. Did you, or did you have anything to do with calling the feds? Yes or no? I don't know if that's a simple question, by the way. That's not like, what did you have for breakfast today. But she already gave you the answer. She said, no, I did not call the feds. Like how many times does she need to say,

she did, Jan, you dope. And also, you know what else gave her the answer? Simple, common logic. Okay, do you guys really think that she, Meredith Marks, called the feds? And just by Meredith Marks' own admission earlier, if she'd called the feds and just by Marathon Mark's own admission earlier if she'd called the feds she would have wanted to be there to see it. I mean it's like, I like think use the brain. Right, so Lisa and Heather are talking now and Heather's like,

how are you married? Did you guys talk? And she's like, you know what? I know, you know, I'm just really sad about it. I'm just sad because she knows I love her family. Who I just call bunch of boasters and shallow idiots. But you know what, she acts like it doesn't matter. You know, just like a whorewood who she's done her husband. You know, it's just very devastating. It's very devastating. So now Heather's like very scared to see Meredith this morning

and she doesn't feel like anything was solved last night. Nothing was resolved. Meredith didn't give her any sort of answers, and she says she doesn't want to, she doesn't think Meredith wants to give an answer because she doesn't want to be caught in a lie. So Meredith is down, down having breakfast.

She's, Meredith is in a business suit having breakfast. She's like in a full-on blazer, so she's back back to like. And so is Mary. They're like both like the business people. You know, they're like the Wells Fargo business center people at this breakfast. It's like you have to like sign in on a pad

in order to sit down to have breakfast. We'll call you when we're ready. Yeah, and Meredith is eating so awkwardly. She's like, I said she's anger stabbing her food. She's like, like every little little berry that she's stabbing. Wow, scotch cheese isn't going to eat itself. So Mary's like, I want to see you smile. I just want to see your beautiful smile. And she's like, want to see your beautiful smile. And she's like, wow, you're not going to see it. Well, someone considers a home-oring finance. I mean, just like, my girlfriend, I feel. So Mary goes, I think you look too pretty to get on that Sprinter van.

And the Meredith is like, resolute to not let more shit be talked about it. So she goes, I will run in the sprinter van. And also our rates are an all time low. And you know, we've got three tiers of checking accounts that I really think you should look into. Well, she realizes that if she's not there, they're just going to talk more shit about her. So she's like there, they're just going to talk more shit about her. So she's like, I'm going. So I have this like, well, we have not held Mary to the fire yet. Okay, we've excused her behavior.

We've excused her church, even though she's aggressively cruel. And she might even be the least honest, which is saying a lot for this group, but saying a lot. By the way, I don't think that Mary is aggressively cruel and it is not the best use of words there, but I think that Mary is just like standard level cruel. I think she's just like regular, regular cruel with a dash of religious hypocrisy, which, you know, that's kind of fun if you ask me. So Lisa says, although again, the racial, the comments about Jenny,

that we do not condone that at all. So Lisa goes, You know what? I didn't think I'd be leaving at odds with Mary and Meredith and bonding with Heather and Whitney. Oh my God, it's like, try to do the weather joke again, good weather. Did I do that last episode?

You want me to cry? I can cry last episode? You want me to cry? I can cry. What do you want me to do? I'll do anything really. Anything you need for me. Ah! Ah! Oh, that's good.

I like that. Ah! Um, so she's, can't believe that she's leaving friends with Heather and Whitney and at Huzz with Meredith. And she's like, thanks Heather. You know what? Thanks for checking, Mommy. You know what you said checking on me you know what

you said last night means a lot like not even at all realizing that Heather has totally manipulated this whole thing now like has Lisa screaming and Meredith she's like thank you thank you for everything you did for me okay she was checking on you last night after orchestrating all of this. I know, it's crazy. It's crazy. I love it. So they all pretty much get into the SUV

and then the last image that we see is just Meredith in the sprint, I'm sorry, not the SUV in the sprinter because Mary gets in the SUV and we just see Meredith in the sprinter van just sort of like melting into the seat like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, like, oh, wow wow, looks like a great ride and that's always the of it. And Mary's like, I'm going to be like the road runner.

I cannot take this anymore. Me me and she leaves in her own car. So then they close her door and Mary just goes torture. So now we're back to Salt Lake City and now it's Seth and Meredith at home and Seth's like hey bear, have you ever done rakey before? It's really it's energy healing, it's like any girl's trip like the one I heard you walked in you got scum's okay? So you never you never got to get the skunk off you. Just sticks to you unless you clear it off, huh? And sex don't want to do something else. So I'm getting the skunk off of me.

And he's like, yes, it's about clearing the energy. Because I can't seem to keep a job. So I'm an inspirational life coach now who likes boobs a lot. Okay, let's align your chakras. Okay, and when it's over, you're going to be like, Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, give me a pack of cigarettes. Like, you're going to need some help with this spiritual healing. It's going to be like, you just had an orgasm because I looked your vagina, all right, Seth, we can. And we

understood the analogy. Yeah, Seth, I don't know how the spiritual teaching thing is going to work out for you. So then we go, I'm not like you just got fucked. Like, can you imagine your spiritual teacher? Yeah, your chakras. Yeah, line those chakras. I want to see her at maybe. So then now we go to a little scene in the park where they're kind of like Heather's doing it's sort of like a gender reveal

But it's for colleges with Ashley and like various people in the park to reveal that she's gonna be going to UCSB So you know congrats to her and then we go over to Jen with her lawyer Clayton and You know he looks great He looks totally different from the park benches that I've seen his picture on. And he's basically like, he's like, okay, so we're gonna go over all the evidence and the search warrant and the phones. And she's like, can we talk to Stu Chains?

He's like, hmm, we can, well, I don't know if we can really talk to Stu Chains right now. But we're so fighting because the team, right? Me and Stu Chains were a team. And he's like, well, I mean, we're not really opposed to each other at this point, but you know, we could take a deal and testify against you. And she's like, well, I mean, we have to take it to trial because anything other than Madison, we're guilty in taking a plea, right? He's like, you're fucked. Yeah, it's like, you're really, you're really fucked.

You're doubling down on this on TV aren't you? Wow Oh, and this just in yep, Sue Chains has sung like a bird. Okay, nice. No you Gencha. I'm gonna resign from this case I just want to say it's a side note I Really want to get divorced from Heather because Billy looks amazing. Did you see I mean maybe a little broke? amazing. Did you see, I mean, maybe a little broke. Do we look great. So yeah, I don't know what it is, but I want some of that. Okay, so now we go over to Lisa's house. And because Mary has told her, she's a bad person, because she eats Taco Bell, whatever the hell that was. Lisa is now trying to prove to the

world that she cooks. So she's wrapping aparagus with prosciutto or something. And she's like, I'm right. And she's like, this is amazing. Marie's like a goi-ba-shot fry. Right. Now I'm with the bath shot.

She got like a little Habachi grill or something. Like almost like a, or like, I don't know what you'd call it. It's like almost like a little Benny, like at home, Benny Hanna's flat top. So they're basically doing like Habachi on it. And she's like, we have so many things. Look, weihana's flat top. So they're basically doing like a bachion it. And she's like, we have so many things. Look, we have Guyar cheese. Yes. So I love my new girl. I could be a celebrity chef. Food network. Watch out. Food network. Susie Fogason slept with half of New York City, by the way. Who's married to say my dad's bad and I don't eat well. And the sheet rings from her big gulp.

And the kids like, so how was your trip to Zion, mom? She's like, oh my god, I've been scared. I've been scared. I had a good time. And then they just cut to, you're the fucking liar. You're the fucking liar. Yeah, it was great. It was great.

It was good times. Hey, you know what, I really want to learn how to make. Axe. Ha, ha, ha, ha, good times. Hey, you know what I really wanna learn how to make? Axe. Hahaha. John goes, yeah. He's like, I wanna support that, but I'm also scared of all the terrible egg dishes I'm gonna have to live through

before she finally gets the hang of it. Yeah, so she sends the kids up to Peter Chopda. And they start talking about, let's see, literally every trip, so she's like, there's so much going on on these girls trips and he's like, so what went on on the sprinter van? Because that sounded like hell. She's like, wow, Meredith's name came up and you know, there's been a little tension, but you know what, maybe we have some hostility. Man, it's a horror. She's such a nice of me, you are. Fuck her and her pose her family. He's so so delusional. She's like, you know, nothing, nothing much. We'll work it out.

Yeah, I think what's happening is maybe she's deflecting from the fight that she's on or who's left with half of New York City. And Seth can't keep her job. I don't know. So then she says, I'm just going to remove myself from the middle of Meredith and John's issues And like they both hold me responsible for their problems and I feel like these resettments happen when Meredith has these little

Microburst towards me. She literally turns into a thunderstorm and has a microburst on it. Okay, and I love Meredith And I will always love Meredith despite being are who's up with half of New York City always love Meredith despite being our who's up with half the New York City, but I love myself too, and I'm not going to be a punching bag for her or Jen or Marikasma. So then we get church music in this time for a fake Mary church scene. And we know because there's like five people. So I don't know if this is real and Mary's congregation has just really thinned out this much, but just like, I'm kind of, and I think one of them is like the guy we saw in the reflection while Lisa was screaming in the bathroom.

I mean, look, her church is currently boarded up. I mean, who knows who's still there? I don't know what's going on with her church, but either way, there's like six people there, weighed the numbers way down from the original church scene from season one, and Mary's walking down the aisle with her son and everything and she's, you know, doing like lots of like, this is your right, this got all right, you know, and everyone's like jumping in the aisles and like losing their minds and everything.

And with her golden mic, you know, like her Elvis mic. So she tells us, listen, we may not have had a service, you know, in about a year, I mean, imagine not having service in a year. I mean, imagine being on a page, same page. You know what? Everyone relaxes. It's beautiful. What are you talking about?

You just shut your church down for a whole year. So then Mary, she just keeps saying like, like, Park City, are you alright? You're still here. So then Jen Shaw shows up, which just is funny to me because she's like all glammed up to go to church, right? And so she's, which I'm sure that happens in many many churches. I'm not acting surprised by it.

I just think it's funny. Yeah. I just think it's, for some reason there's like something very funny about like Jen Shaw, just wearing all this expensive clothing to come to a place where I imagine like humble, being humble is like a virtue But you know, so Mary so she comes in and Jen's like some mother's day I sent a group text a lady saying happy mother's day and Mary responded to me directly and said this spirit has moved me today

To invite you to my church. I'm like, but what about my church that I run what about oh wait no, I don't know Sorry, I sorry instinct. I don't have a church. Anyway, I went to church? I'm like, but what about my church that I run? What about, oh wait, no, I don't, no, sorry, I, sorry, instincts. I, I don't have a church. Anyway, I went to church. I'm very, Mary's like, I did not call you. God called you. So then, um, chance like, and I want to see like, if I feel the Holy Spirit, like, if I move, it's Mary a cool leader. Is she a gone? And a woman is like testifying and sobbing. She's like, I move it's Mary a cool leader is she a gone and a woman is like testifying and sobbing and she's like I love you Mary God shines in you you're such a good friend you're such a master of positivity Mary yeah the congregants are losing their mind off of about about. This one lady goes, this is for you Mary,

you are my perfect life. God's love for His people, reigns in you, God shines in all you do. You are the perfect friend. You are the master of positivity. You are a perfect teacher. Through God's word,

I've learned so much and you are the perfect dresser. Okay, you are the facsimile of God. You, you, you wear hats really well. I love your choice in picture frames. You go to air you you the mattress beyond compare. I know you got a seely recently great choice. God lives through your mattresses. There's nothing that you cannot do Mary Cosby. She actually does tell her I'm your perfect dresser. a perfect dresser.

And Mary's just getting fanned. She's like, that's gratitude. She's like, that's gratitude. And the woman literally goes, you are the facsimile of God. So I mean, people really like her. Yeah, so Jen's like, wow, I've never seen the sight of Mary. I mean, what's even happening right now?

And the ladies screaming in the aisle. You're the best friend in the world, Mary. Yes, you little East Azure, the best friend I can ever imagine. And a girl, another girl screams, oh never leave you, Mary. Never. It is sort of bioply crazy. I'm not gonna lie. Never. It is certifiably crazy. I'm not going to lie. It is certifiably crazy. And I'm so glad.

And then we go over to Meredith's house and she's got a trainer over there or something. We're going to have a cocktail before we start, right? And oh, this is Meredith. Did I say, who did I say? I don't know why I said, but it's Meredith's house. Yeah, we're a Meredith's house. I'm losing it at this point. This recap has been so fucking bonkers.

Yeah, so then this guy shows up at the door with like essentially this giant crazy machine. You know, we've seen at this point we've watched enough bravo to know if the old like we're gonna electrocute your fat away. So, so Meredith has invited Whitney and Heather to come over and she's like, well, I want Whitney to come over because I'm looking to get some resolution. I think if anything, I'm old in our power. So then we see Whitney and Heather driving over to Meredith's house.

So Whitney's like, the fact that I'm in a car going to Meredith's right now blows my mind like boom. Like I don't think you even know what happened in Zion. And Heather's like, well, I know that you were like going at it, but like, you know, like where you at. I mean, what was the last thing she said to you? She goes, I said that you can, you know, did you have a memorial for your father, yes or no? And then she was like, Whitney, is your father really an addict? Okay. Which is actually not what she said.

You fucking liar. You fucking liar, Whitney. Always lying. She's infuriating this lady. She loved blood me and she noted, she noted. She knows from the top. She loved blood me and she knows it. Something's not adding up high.

I'm Whitney. And Heather's like, if I heard that, I would have raised. Yeah, well, you wouldn't have heard it because no one ever fucking said that. So she's like, well, she should have to explain herself like the rest of us. I mean, she, you know, she was, why is she even inviting you and me? And Whitney's like, this is her trying to kiss our ass because she knows she's wrong. Babe, this is a cover up.

Like, let me kiss their ass and then I'll never have to be accountable in my lies. Yeah so then oh back at the house Meredith is telling the electric people she's like she's like so I think you should, I'm talking to me, but I'm, I'm like, yeah. So they come over and say, how long are we gonna go? I'm gonna give some hugs and Whitney's like, who is this? I have never met this Meredith in Zion before. When is Meredith ever been mean to you?

I always- Talking about, I'm always astounded with people on these shows when like someone has like the courtesy to be polite when they say hello to someone like it's like, yeah Meredith is still pissed. She's still pissed but she's like, oh hi, like people can be pissed but they can also, you know, extend common courtesy to people like, oh wow, look how, look how fake she's being right now. She's not being fake. She's just being like a polite person right now.

And if she answered the door and was all cold, then the story would be, wow, it's like she just can't get over what happened. So like, I don't wanna hear it. People are allowed to be like. You can't win. Anything you do, she's gonna try and turn against you like you're evil, you know?

It's like she won't give you the dates to your evil. Now she said that your dad's not even really a drug addict and then she tries to invite you over to make up and you're like What a bitch, yeah, you can't win. So they do their wacky like oh my god working this workout is like sucks They do that wacky bravo scene. Yeah, and then Meredith's like won't first all. I would like to apologize and see you both because I was very Okay, well my intention was to say you know yes or no Give us a date and Meredith's like well Through a number of very wild

a number of very wild. Mac use age. I can't hear you over being electrocuted. Okay, let's turn up a little bit more. She's still speaking. Okay. I'm with it. Okay, oh, hi, little iron. So Heather's like, we were trying to clear it up

because of what people were saying, mostly us. We said that you were probably lying. So we just wanted to clear it up because of what people were saying, mostly us. We said that you were probably lying, so we just wanted to clear it up after we told everybody else you were probably lying. Okay, so just to clear it up, you know, emeritus like, okay, well it was the 29. Okay, because of the date you want. And so Heather tells us, so it was the day that I thought it was, okay. And the day the day that was a day before Jen got arrested so I'm surprised why Lisa would say it's the day that Jen got arrested why would Lisa do this to one of her best friends so now after she turned it the first way now she's gonna turn it the other way so why

would Lisa why would Lisa start that drama? Because the reason why is because no one was really listening to anyone. So probably when Meredith said the memorial was on Monday, Lisa thought probably thought it was she said Tuesday. And then when she called up Meredith on Tuesday, as we see in the flashback, she just calls up, doesn't even really speak with Meredith.

She's like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, Sharif has internal bleeding, it's really scary, but we have lots of lifesavers on this sprinter fan, it's gonna be so much fun, and oh my god, it's like a little warm in here, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Meredith, I gotta go by, Meredith never had to say- She says, yeah, she says, go back to your family, Meredith never said, I'm not ready to say that, I'm right now I'm at this- No, memorial or whatever. So Meredith-

These are my marriage basically very normal human mistakes. And the fact that Heather's like, I'm curious why Lisa is trying to start all this trouble. It's like, because Lisa assumed something. Lisa didn't start it. You started it. Lisa didn't start anything. You did. Oh my god. So at the end of everything, I just need to know how all this transpire because it's completely incredulous to me

and be a-a-and insane. So Meredith's like, yeah, so on the bus ride to Ville, Lisa, what happened, right? She called me and Heather goes, yeah, she said, I just spoke to Meredith and she's in the middle of her dad's memorial Which she did it not right Meredith like literally Meredith you can hear on that phone that Meredith clearly just woke up from a nap Cuz I'm gonna go hello actually

Okay, goodbye so Meredith's like on the honey. Yeah, well, I was not physically I'm asking on Tuesday. I was in Vail. I left Aspen Monday night and I went to Vail So she doesn't even know And Heather's like, but then why would Lisa say that she didn't say it So then Meredith is like this is just adding the fuel to the fire between me and Jen and before they start rumors and I thank them memorial because I turned Jen into the FBI nation. So Whitney's like, so how do you feel about going to Lisa's event now? Well, I'm very conflicted. I mean, the thing that you're saying to me are not

one of friends of 10 years does there are things that someone who maybe doesn't know you does and at the end of the day pause for Ronnie to sing the song. Sorry what was it? At the end of the day. You're getting nothing for nothing. If everything you guys are telling me is true, man, I'm done. And Heather just nods and smiles. She's like, yeah, oh, the evil, the evil. Such a good show.

That was amazing. So next week is the big finale. There's another big fight, Jenny throws a glass. Mary says, oh, the people you boy, I'll knock him out. And then we'll probably have 10 weeks of reunion. So lots to look forward to. Yeah, all right, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us. Go get tickets for Watch What Krapins live coming next to San Diego and Los Angeles or Big One's St. Paul, Chicago, Minneapolis. I mean, Milwaukee. we're going so many places.

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