Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Blonde Bombshell

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go blonde for a Marilyn dinner in San Diego. Whitney and Heather fight in circles, everyone gets wasted, and Heather ends up with a shiner. This week's premium bonus episode is about what we're watching and Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to the show, everybody. It's Salt Lake City Day. We're on Crappens on Demand video, which I'm so excited about. Also, I'm excited because I have a bright pink color to wear today I guess what I just got got my B-real B-real Heather sweatshirt in from Crappin's merch so I'm gonna stand up to show you don't judge my muffin top. Okay muffins are delicious remember that Looks great

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I don't even know if really at this point. We're doing so much fun stuff for Christmas. We just talked to Cara Berry, who's amazing. So go listen, I'm sure you guys listened to her already put her on your rotation. She's fantastic. We haven't talked to her for a couple of years, I think. She's great. Everybody's business, but my own great show. We're gonna be talking to Matt and Jake from Reality Gaze this week to do the Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie on Netflix, which is really, let me tell you, that is a cinematic piece of genius.

So you might want to check that out. And we're going to be talking to Anisha from Family Karma. We're super excited. Yes. Hello. Yeah. So leave us questions for her. Maybe we'll make a post or something for questions for her

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I'm feeling, I'm having the light of salt, like city, reflect upon my face right now. The snow like, oh, oh, we should also mention by the way, that we are going on tour, and we're gonna be making an announcement about that tour in the very first week of January. So be sure to stay tuned, because we are so, so, so, so excited

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Final round. See you at our pants this time. It's like, okay, we're announcing work going on tour. See you tomorrow. Literally. Yeah, everyone clear your schedules. Okay, clear your schedules because you may need a quick turnaround. Yeah, not a lot of it, bad time this time.

But who needs it? It's just us. Okay, so here we are episode 311, season 3, episode 11, high stakes and friendship breaks. Yeah, yeah, this is another wild episode. This trip to San Diego is really doing a number on these women in Salt Lake City. Wow, I mean, I can understand it. You know, if I were in a wig in front of like an enormous charcuterie board, I might go a little nuts by the end of the night, you know, it's something that could happen

to anyone. Enough charcuterie, enough. I mean, does it just make you feel fancy eating charcuterie? People who only eat charcuterie? It's not a personality-likeing charcuterie, you know what I mean? They have it on every episode of this show go to dinner order some fries There's no fries on Sharkootary kind of fucking life for you people leading

Well now to be fair This cast has it's a good track record with their fries don't forget that they went to the Dirk's Bentley fry hut of Scottsdale Arizona earlier this season so where they got they're Jack Daniels soaked French fries or whatever, you know, whatever they have in that menu. Whiskey-Fried Potato Talks. Hasselbeck French fries and whiskey-pony jam. Yeah, so this is the big episode where we're supposed to find out how Heather Gay gets that black eye. Spoiler alert, we don't find out. Uh-oh. The hell?

This is so uncool because now, you know, everybody's gonna run around this week saying, Whitney's an abuser, you know? Cause that's kinda how they make it look or at least that's how I took it. How did you take it? I, um, I have to say all season long, I thought that Heather Gay,

like trips in the middle of the night and they're to try to make it seem like there was an attack. But actually watching the footage, it does look like something kind of nefarious is happening. So I have no idea what it is. I'm actually really curious. It probably still will be something dumb. Like Heather's going to walk out her door and trip on a rock and like hurt her eye in the in the lawn of Angie Kay's friend who lent them this beautiful house for them to stay at. I think it's going to be like a Rulio.

So that is named Jen's one of Jen's Shosh-Wad people. I think that's his name. The one who stole the purse from Meredith's store. I think he's going to come back and, and Heather's just gonna have that. These guys, they're trying to mow me. Maybe it's due chains. Maybe it's due chains is like I finally found Jen Shaw and he punches the wrong person.

Cause they're all in that blonde wig, you know? That's a very easily, that's a very easy way to have mistaken identity, you know, yeah. So it's day two and glorious. What? I said, maybe it was Elton John furious that Marilyn was her legacy was solid by these women. Elton John the only one who's angry. How'd you agree in the wind.

Candle in the wind. I've got three candles in the wind. Try that queen. Seems to me you lived your life like you could are in the wind. Never knowing where the salami was hidden under the grace. I'd like to get to eat your porch. I put your edit. All. I like to get to eat your pork chop but you eat it all

Fortunately left to bone But there's one to one side so I said oh Yeah, I'm in a big jam but no more little toes in a big jam, but no more little toes. So glamorous, glorious San Diego, everybody's going. San Diego, the place where dreams come true. So it's a day number two. And Meredith Marx is making eggs. So, you know, from the same person who gave you white bean salad comes eggs by Meredith Marx. Eggs, eggs, it's like a collab. Meredith Marx, eggs, eggs. And then we find out that Dana is an egg person, You know, Danah comes down and she's like, what kind of eggs are they?

Cage free, organic, blue, blue foam, orange foam? Okay, Danah, okay, what the fuck do you care? What are you gonna resist an egg right now, really? I'd like to see you try, man. I'm married this like, one hammer was one of my friends or an egg. I was in the refrigerator, ain't no. Yeah, I don't know. I saw some eggs and thought maybe there's a little toddler in there and I thought maybe it was Brooks. Just a little like, a little chickadee egg. I'm going to make it for breakfast.

And then, Dan, another, she's like, so we're going to the beach today. Is it mission beach? What do you have to fuck questions? What do I look like? A question and answer key else? Get a mall? What the fuck questions? What do I look like a question and answer key else get a mall? What the fuck do you care? Do you have a beach that you'd like to complain about in San Diego? It's going on. That was just her little way. I think that was like her little way of being like I've been to San Diego before. Yeah, I know that mission beach exists. I think that Dan is like I need to do more on this show

so I'm gonna come here acting very discriminating like someone was very discriminating, just like, well, what kind of eggs? I need to know the kind of eggs. Well, what beach? What beach? Oh, you're going. Okay. This is still your audition round. You're going wherever the fuck they tell you and you're going to eat whatever kind of eggs they pop on the plate. So sit down and fight with somebody please. Seriously. So then, um, and then, and the pool, some of them are in the pool and Whitney is sitting sort of on a shelf and she's kind of doing a bicycle motion with her with her legs in anji case like did you work out this morning and Whitney is like, this is my workout right now.

I'm being real with my legs. So then Lisa is like, I'm doing the real master. Really for real. So Lisa's like, my workout was running my mouth last lot. Yeah, yeah. Because listen, we have all felt with this for a long time. And it was like, Pratt Rato. What was that? Pratt Rato. Pratt Rato. Pratt Rato. Pratt Rato. Pratt Rato. Pratt Rato. What happened to me on that boat was ridiculous.. Okay, and I was like, really upset about that. Yeah, there's no reason to come at me, and I won't be a person. Yeah, that like that.

I'm telling you right now, and I'm a friend. Yes, I'm a friend, but I don't want to be pushed by friends. I don't want to be pushed by friends. And Lisa is like, sorry, Lisa's like, I'm there, at least it's like, I'm there for all the gen times, and then we get a clip of gen basically being horrible, which is good for every episode.

If you don't have much, if you've just got footage of a lady talking about eggs, get to a gen shot, greatest hits. I know. What about my eggs? So then Angie is like, great, great, great, I know. What about my ex? So then Angie is like, you know what's crazy is, she doesn't even remember pushing you, which is hilarious.

She doesn't even remember paying for her coach's party, but that makes sense because she didn't, because I paid for that. That was me. And when he goes, that is the problem. Much like Heather, doesn't even remember we were in a fight. Like Whitney again trying so hard this whole vacation to center herself. And she does it the clunkyest way.

Speaking of not having memory, Heather doesn't like memory foam. And I'm like, sleep better. Maybe then you won't be so mean to me. Remember when she was mean to me? It's like Whitney. You could get there in a much shorter way. Land the plane Whitney. And so, and she's, and she's like, well, when we were in the hot tub, you were talking about taking a friend break from her. How was that going? And then we see Whitney last week saying, at a very basic level, if Heather can't

validate my feelings and hear me when I have, then I have to take a friendship break. Okay. So are you saying you wanted to look at your cavities? No. She needs to validate my feelings. So nothing with your teeth. No.

My feelings from my heart. So you have cavities in your heart. Is that what you're saying? I'm just trying to follow. Honestly, I don't even know if she's aware of our friendship break. I don't know. I'm so confused. She hasn't even noticed. Well, maybe that's because you're still hanging out with

your own talking with her and stuff. Yeah. What is she supposed to guess? Are you like, what do they call it? Right now, the trend where people are quitting, but they're not telling anybody quiet quitting? Yeah. Are you like, what do they call it? Right now the trend where people are quitting but they're not telling anybody. Quiet quitting? Yeah. Or did you quiet quit your friendship? You can't do that.

You have to actually have the conversation. I'm, I'm gonna take a break. Otherwise, you're just ignoring someone, you know? They can use that against you. Use it that against you later. Whitney would really fuck up quiet quitting. I quit, but quietly, well you're not supposed to say anything, you can't take my voice. She's like mad at quiet,

quitting. So Whitney's like, yeah, it's confusing because we were like in a neutral place, but then she got blasted by a gin and then she tried to pull me into it, and then they were saying, Whitney, you did it, and then I was like, what? How could you do this? How could you pull, I was like, cut away from Whitney, please. I can't take this. She's like the thing in the vending machine

that pushes out the candy little spiral thing, and it's like, oh, and it always fucks up. And you're perfectly made. You should just give us the M&Ms already. The M&Ms, I'm like, do M&Ms have arms? Like how the M&Ms just hanging there by it's like, it's all the way down except for one tiny corner, like completely

defined gravity. Yeah the Eminem's just like I have somewhere to be be real with me you're not being real it's like I have to get out I've been ordered out of here. So then we see clip of Jen saying and and she was a choir audition. And others like, I had no idea she was gonna show up with Whitney, no idea. I thought she would come in her own car, scarily. I love that Heather is so good about just switching

the argument a little bit so that she's not in trouble. Like, she can't be called the liar because she didn't say she didn't know that she was gonna show up. She didn't know she was gonna show up with Whitney, but nobody's mad about that in the first place. Oh, Heather, I like your tricks. They're very broad and obvious, but they still trick Whitney, which is good enough for

me. Right. And it is also funny that Whitney is accusing of Heather of always bringing people in, because that's actually also Whitney's whole thing. She's told, Whitney's whole thing is to do an aggressive point to everyone around the table. You told this one and this one and this one and this, you told, now the last one,

you told everyone, that's what she does. Like, it's like, we're just getting a Starbucks order or Whitney, she's like, no, no, but what about a Starbucks order for all of us? Cause we all want a Starbucks order. It's like, okay, Whitney. Okay. So Lisa's like, guys, I'm gonna grab a cat cat and start the day. So then we go to Heather and Dana hugging in the kitchen

and Dana's seeing how she has. And Heather's like, just shitty. I mean, wow, I'm married. It's like, oh, do you like some caffeine? I mean, you do some caffeine. I'm cracked a couple of coffees and I'm going to scale it and put it right into this cup. It's delicious.

Thanks. Yeah, she's like, Dana's like, I'm gonna start the day. So then coffees out into a skillet, gonna rank this cup. It's just thanks. Yeah, she's like, what kind of coffee, what kind of coffee? Is that shut up, Dan, to drink your coffee? Single origin, single origin, or fair trade.

Rainforest beans, really, really big on coffee. Is this Ellie? So I had to say, wow, you're doing it and it's surprisingly very good job at the executive assistant role merit. And Meredith is like, wow, you want to give me a job. So then Heather is talking to Lisa. And she's like, yeah, I'm just trying to like wake up. Like, what day is it? Where am I? Who is my friends today? Like who are my enemies? Who are my friends?

And she says last night it was very clear that Jen was saying pick me or pick Angie and her loyalty should give her a free pass with Jen. So she doesn't know what's going on. You guys need to get some different fights. I can't. The loyalty fight, I just don't understand that anymore. I mean, you know, real housewives of New York

and it's prime, they just didn't even bother with this. They just all were like, we can all be friends and all be enemies all at the same time. Let's do this. So basically, she's like, yeah, she's hoping that she gets this free pass. I mean, she goes, well, what did you think about dinner last night? And she goes, well, I thought it was horrible, you know, horrible.

So then it cuts to Jen waking up and then she goes and she hugs Angie, which is what's so crazy about this whole thing. She treated Angie so terribly yesterday. Okay, she cost Angie $1,500 yesterday and now they're hugging and Jen's like, I'm really sorry, I really love you, I love you. And she's like, that's okay,. I really love you. I love you.

And she's like, that's okay. That's okay, Jen. It's okay. Yeah, she's like, it was just a bad night, Jen. It's a bit of bad weekend. It was a bad night. And she's like, I know, I'm sorry. I love you.

Because Angie stuck up to her, you know? And so, Jen is like, oh shit. I can't have the girl I brought onto the show turning on me already. So that's that one. So then Lisa is still talking to Heather and she's like, here's my take. You and Jen were not in a good spot. I feel like there was a lot of fat fat bang and I tried to point that out.

That's what I was doing. And there's like, well, everyone's trying to point out that Jen has been talking shit behind my back. And Lisa's like, it's not match up. It's just about feelings. Okay, there's a difference. Okay. And then I was like, well, why is everyone calling her a flip-slopper?

Because, well, because she's slipping on her fallings. Okay, that's all. So then it goes up to Jen. And she's like, I wasn't trying to disrespect you at all. I was just like trying to have fun. And I, I didn't think you'd take it that way. I didn't think you'd be weak like that. And then just like, well, you know I'm sensitive.

And that's one of the things about me. I mean, I'm a good person. I'm a good person, but I do get my feelings hurt. And I hate that the conversation had to come out that way. You know where I reminded all of America that you did not pay for the bills and that I paid for everything. And that I'd basically bought two horses,

but one of the horses was in the shape of a party. I mean, I'm still terrible that that had to come up, Jen. But you know what I love about the whole thing, Jen? After yesterday, I still had love for you, you know, because you acknowledge that I have always been there for you, Jen, always been there. And you know, you acknowledge that I have loyalty. You acknowledge that Electra has the best six acknowledge that I have loyalty. You acknowledge that

Electra has the best six horses that I bought after your sad little party. You acknowledge that, and I appreciate it. You acknowledge that I'm prettier than you. That was what was great. And Jim's like, yeah, well, I hope you know, that's because I love and I care about you. Cliff, I've heard throwing the shoes in the box. That's right to that. That's Andy, because I love you too. I love you too, and watching Electra trying to do dressage with your party was really a special moment for me.

So, Andy's in an Angie tells us. So, now, Angie is just saying how great Jen is, and then she tells us, Jen has a pattern. She wants to take back everything she does and expect you to move forward like nothing ever happened. But I look at Jen differently now. I'm like, no, you're moving forward like nothing ever happened. What are you talking about? Yeah. And back to Jen. She's like, well, I love you so much, Jen. We're going to have such a fun day. You look great, by the way. No great, by the way. Oh, great, by the way. You're so subdued today, Jen.

And that's what I love about you is that you're so subdued in the face of being around somebody who's so much prettier than you, which you would get in the last night. So I thank you. Thank you for that. As a good person, talking to someone who may be legally deemed a bad person, you are just so pretty. I just have to say that.

Wow, Jen, wow. So then we go to Heather and Heather's like, yeah, we just have a toxic relationship with Jen. All of us have the same toxic relationship. And then we just get another clip of Jen being raging and insane, you know, yeah. And she's like, I don't want to have to abandon her one of the lowest points in their life. That's usually when I like to be friend people. It's just that this lowest point has been going on for so long. Yeah. She's like, and you know, I love Jen, but this takes keep getting raised, you know, before I was like, oh, just Jen shop behavior, but now it just seems more destructive. And Lisa and I just get the brunt of Jen's frustration and anger. I'm like, oh, just Gen shot behavior, but now it just seems more destructive. And Lisa and I just get the brunt of Gen's frustration and anger.

I'm like, so stop being friends with her. It's like a pretty simple thing. And also you only care. I can't believe she even admitted that Lisa's always getting the brunt of Gen's bad behavior. But you love it when you're not also the brunt of the bad behavior. So enjoy your karma, ma'am, because you've never had any sympathy for Lisa before with any of this, you know? Now all of a sudden you're like, you know, buddies in the foxhole. So what they call it?

So. So. Feels right. So anyway, she's like, yeah, and then Whitney, I mean Whitney's my go-to girl, and I haven't able to hang out with her and now with a sudden she's going skiing with you guys. I mean, I would like to be given a little grace. You know, I'm trying hard to love you and be your friend. Well, how do you wanna handle it?

Cause, okay, well, why don't we knock on Jen's door and say, hey, last night was rough. I love you, but we're in a very toxic relationship. And it's fueled by really fun times with a lot of alcohol and it's filed by tough times with a lot of tears. This is Lisa's fault Lisa made me say this. How about we say that? So, Scott, so then they gather in the living room and they're all Lisa tells us, I'm so excited for a beach day. This is definitely not drugs and K so I can tell you that way. Did I say K so? Okay. Oh my gosh. This is not like

Turks in case. Damn it. This is not like Turkey and Waco. Damn it. I'd rather be in jerks and pesos. This is not like a dish of turkey with K so on the side. Am I saying it right? It does not like a dish of turkey with queso on the side. Am I saying it right? I want white sand in beaches, but you know what? It's better than the Fetched called. Don't use any of that by the way. Don't use that. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crap in commercial. So they all go to this beach and there is a guy, one of the worst people on Bravo, just right at the end of the year this guy Just terribly. It's like welcome Welcome, it's the best day of the year. We got gate. Woo welcome to beach treaty. I was like, oh god this person Oh, how many how many beach experiences has this person ruined? God, no kidding, John, sit down. And I think a coaxhip man arrived to San Diego this week because, wow, a lot of these San Diego people, like the waiter at the restaurant.

Oh, wow. I was like, wow, you guys, are we all? Did Adderall just start getting stalked again at the pharmacy? What's happening? You know what I wrote in my notes at the Sharku-Di restaurant? I literally was like, I didn't write down anything about the waiter. I just wrote Leave Space for Rami to hate this waiter. I'm not lying. I literally wrote that. But in this case we've got John and John's got an assistant named Christian.

They're both there. It's like double trouble, you know, and she's like, and I'm Kristen. Welcome to beach Jeannie setup And no one is excited everyone's just staring like what the fuck what the fuck is Comcast universal may has to as part of their corporate synergy because you know beach Jeannie is probably some weird acquisition That that they mean I found out by the way, oh, it doesn't matter. So stupid story, I never mind. It's just about proof. What? What?

Well, my cousin's fiance was like, have you ever heard of Priv? I was like, have I ever heard of Priv? Excuse me, man, they are icons. And the Comcast, universal synergy space, but it was just that. I thought I had a story. I didn't have a story. She just asked about Priv.

Oh. So you didn't find out what happened to Prif, or she used to represent Prif. She's in PR and she used to represent Prif. And where are they? Where are they not on Bravo anymore? I'm not using seeing people with faces the same color as their next skin.

That's weird. I think the boogie mask of Prif. Okay. I think Prif proved itself. I think Prif actually put like the that big yellow foundation on its like corporate structure and everything went when a rye. I like that Priv had standards. It's like we're gonna force you to put us on Bravo on every housewives show but we're only doing the face. We're

not doing mechs and shoulders. Then we're gonna go for like a corn chowder color. That's gonna go on your face. Doesn't matter your skin tone. Doesn't matter your black or white. It just could be shiny and yellow. Yeah. A little bit of glitter in there. Like a metallic, the metallic corn chowder color. The point is beach genie is the new priv. Mm, they're terrible. And also they're like, oh my god, we've set up so many games for you. And people are like really we have to play fucking games and Thank God Jen forgot her bull horn at home, but she doesn't need one because she's been she's she's been. Sorry. She's been wow Excuse me. Sorry. I'll give you a bull horn babe. I'd love to hear you, you know Screaming over everything at all times. Yeah, that's what everyone on a beach wants to hear me on a bullhorn saying,

Oh, guys, I have a great story about priv. Oh, wait, no, it's not story. It's a reference. My cousins, Beyonce, um, like, bull horns. cousins, Beyonce represented the priv at one point. But anyway, this whole thing just gave me flashbacks to Cynthia Bailey. This is like a Cynthia Bailey beach day. Remember when they went to Greece, they had to do these activities like this. So they were going-

They sent this for a more fun because it's like, okay, put these balloons on your butt and then you have to run across the sand. And then when you get to that little pole right there, you have to say the Kyle's butt's big. I'm sorry. What? Why are you crying? Why are you crying? Yeah, well, she definitely had improved her beach games by the time it got to Girl's Trip. But, well, also what's funny is that on the Real House, was of Atlanta, since they are a more successful show, they had a whole area of beach that was cordoned off for them. But on this show, they basically had

like a patch. And they were just like ladies, people just anyone walking around, you saw them doing their activities. And it was just like, there's Pam, there's Pam from, you know, Redondo Beach, who made her way down to San Diego for the day with her, you know, her big gulp walking by trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah. So the first thing is sand castles and they split up into teams

and Whitney and Heather are the captains and they're going against each other. Because Heather's like, I would love a chance to go against Whitney. I was like, you were just saying you wanted to make Whitney your friend or something five minutes ago. You know?

So they have to make these sand castles and Heather's like, okay, Jen, Angie, who's what we're going to do? We're going to keep it simple. Jen, just like hits her in the head with the baseball bat or something on her head. Haha, just kidding. I'm not mad. Yeah, Heather is like, she's like, guys, the way we win this is with creativity.

Okay, we got to think outside the box. All right, everyone. And while she's giving this pep doc, Angie has like taken out some lipstick and has like trying to apply it to Heather while she's talking. And then the general, she's talking, she's like,

here guys, this is gonna get me into the cast. I can tell this is the final touch. I just have to apply lipstick and then I am a cast member for F-R. And Jen's like, okay, well, we want it to be something about the trip. So, Tiki's, um, yes, do a Tiki Torch Sandcastle, please. So they decide ultimately that they're going to do an evil eye Sandcastle, because you know, when you look at John and his assistant, Kristen, you know, these are people who are

like, they're artists, really, they're going to respond really well to abstract interpretations of sandcastles the evil i get to meet and kretchen's like however camera warn me the light of my party that is actually exactly what i thought of when they said evil eye like I'm sad that that's where my mind goes Scratchin Well, that was the first episode of orange county. I think that we recapped may is it that's in my head I feel it. I think that that's I think that that's true But that's the first one that I recapped in any any way the first one

I've ever really seen the full thing of and And I was like, what the hell is this? This is amazing. They're fighting over an evil eye hat and it just kept going because their whole thing was like, we're going to be friends now. Like that was the season they were going to be. Oh, so good. Okay. Sorry.

A lot of the go. It was like 30,000 years ago. It's just letting go. It was in the pre-priv' days, you know? So, so now they are making, now they start, and they're like making their, their castles, and there's a lot of, it's kind of funny, because Meredith has to like make a, she's fetching buckets of water,

and she's just walking and still, she's like, oh, I'm not gonna rush, I'm gonna go on to the ocean. Like, one thing that I've learned about making sand castles with my toddler, Brooks, he is like, you don't rush the ocean. Like one thing that I've learned about making sandcasses with my toddler Brooks is that you don't rush the process. Yeah, Meredith, Xanax, this year is really applaudable. You know, I think she's doing a great job. She's just like her head's just like you're still doing the nine, but I'm just doing

it real slow. She's just walking with that. She's like, I don't think you're gonna win. Like a child starts crying. Not you, not Brexin. Yeah. Like in the different context, it could have been a terrifying moment in a horror movie. Like some ghost like, I don't think you're gonna win. Like, please let me Every line that she utters could be that when she's in her Xanax slow mode, you know

What kind of actually having What kind of picture are we having? One of those Marie Fransh are wearing him. I have to go, go, go, go, go. This Hollywood from Paramount Pictures from the producers of Smile, on the marks. I watch that movie. I'm being a French smile.

Yeah, I just watched it the other day. I like it. Was it scary? Oh, yeah, God forbid you smile, but anybody would. I'm not. Oh yeah, God forbid you smile it anybody God forbid

God forbid Showing up and they're smiling at me. I'm like sounds like the best ghost I've ever heard of what are you bitching about? Can't wait for the sequel hold the door open God forbid oh no that goes how the door open. God forbid. Oh no, that goes how the door open for me. They must be suffering from generational trauma. And the third of the trilogy, how are you doing today? The moment you hear a friendly greeting, it's too late. So they keep doing these stupid games. You know, just because I've written notes for an hour and a half doesn't mean I have to talk about the games for an hour and a half. I need to remind myself. I know. And yet I found myself, I was like rolling my eyes. I was like,

oh, stupid. On the one hand, I was actually happy. I was like, I think I don't have to take notes about this. I can just watch them build sandcastles. And then of course, I wound up taking a million notes because I really enjoyed them whipping themselves into a frenzy. And Angie, Angie's really trying to make herself useful. She's like, can I pour? Can I pour? Can I pour? She was like really stealing Lisa's line, you know?

Oh. Can I touch? And then when this team is making, they're just dumping buckets over like the shape making buckets over and kind of putting them in a big clump and when he's like, our fortress even has a VIP entrance gate and the saloon in the basement where I'm going to sign my sand papers leaving Mormonism. Quaid. MormonSand.com Beach. Can we use that seashell as a stripper pose for this sandcastles?

Can I get a no-shelly to come in here to watch me sign my papers? No, shelly! Well, then actually I was just like, this is so stupid. And then I became so angry. And you already know what I'm angry about, right? You know what I'm angry about? Syracurty. Syracurty, no, that there was no castle

in the shape of Syracurty, but, shell-cutory. No, I was angry because, I mean, I thought that you've liked castle looked kind of dumb to be honest But then when he came over and literally knocked it over I was like excuse me You have deprived me of giving an architectural review of these two sandcastles that what I was really looking forward to it I was so mad. Yeah, when he's that asshole, you know, I was like that game's dumb I'm gonna wreck you so she wreck wrecked it and Heather's like,

that means we automatically win, right? And the guy's like, no, we're gonna go back and look at the footage. And she still loses, even though Whitney totally cheated. Heather still loses, that's gotta sting. So next up is Potato Sack Races. Now that really does sting for anybody with thighs that stick together.

Potato sacks are not fun. Okay. I found a lot of chafing field days in a potato sack. I'm gonna tell you right now. And if anybody wants me to play a potato sack with them, go fuck yourself. I'm never gonna play it with you. Okay. Don't even ask me. Well, yeah. I'm fine with potato sack racing. I just, my issue is more of cornhole. I don't like playing cornhole I'm just too triggered you with cornhole Jeez you're gonna be going home. No, it's come back to you. Banned cornhole is not trying to kill you, man It was smiling at me cornhole if you see cornhole smiling no Cornhole smile

Here's okay. Here's what I think Cornhol should be renamed. Picking up bean bags that are a little bit away, you know, like that's all you're doing is like throwing bean bags and then walking to pick up other bean bags and then to come back and throw more bean bags and you gotta walk and pick up. I don't, I'm, that's not thrilling for me. I don't want to pick up bean bags all day. All right. Well, you know what happens all over the world and it's great sport and families love it. So they can love it. Okay. I'm not giving a yes and to Cornhole. So potato sacrae, um, Dan and gets, Dan to get some good. Wow. I think she cheated. Just kidding. Just kidding. Um, I feel so bad for the editor sometimes. Should guys, let guys, I need everybody in here for a meeting.

Dana accused someone of cheating in a light way. Should we keep that in the episode? Gotta get 30 seconds off. We're gonna get it. I think that was a problem for Dana. Let's keep that in. We're gonna super sized this episode. So why don't we keep the potato sacrius? We're gonna we're gonna supersize this episode. So why don't we keep the potato sack rice? This is definitely one of those that they made supersize and then they just show people walking into restaurants longer, you know Yeah, that's all that it was but then Jen shows over Whitney, which was fun and then and then finally they have bubble soccer Someone on the internet they theorize that actually Heather Gays, Black Eye, maybe from the Bubblesawker.

Like a late on set Black Eye. I don't think that's true. A late on set Black Eye. I mean, wouldn't it have heard it all? I mean, if it's that Black of an Eye, I mean, that's a big, healthy Black Eye. Yeah, I don't really, I don't really know. So anyway, they're playing, they played Bubbles, Ocker and Heather's math they lose. So then they go to Heather, um, Dan and Angie K and Heather is like,

so girl, hey, noobs, how are you liking the trip? Speaking of, isn't Whitney a bitch and, um, Angie's like, well, day one, I wanted to go home. I just wanted to go home. And that is the truth. I said, husband, come pick me up here. I'm just kidding. If a car shows up, you're able to take me away from this goddamn TV show. We're divorcing. But really, I wanted to go home and everybody got upset. And then the next day, everyone's fine. I just don't understand how it works. What do you, you're the worst offender, what are you talking about? And you completely destroyed your friend in one day

after she threw water or whatever, she had pain on you. And then the next day you're kissing her, but you don't have any room to complain. Yeah, and by the way, we say this from a place of where disappointed, we'd love the direction you were going in, you folded too quickly.

Yeah, we were ready for the long game. Okay? Many episodes. So I had there's like, yeah, I mean, what happened? You guys were holding hand in the sprinter van. I mean, I must have missed the whole convos. Then we see that in the van. Andrew's like, hey, you guys, I just want to let you all know that your hostesses sat down

and reconnected and thanks for coming to my room, bitch. Uh-uh. No, she said, thanks for coming to my room and being my bitch. So she's just publicly announcing that Jen has apologized to her and now Jen is her bitch, you know. She's trying to get her removed, Jen. I just, this isn't gonna work out well for you. I hope that.

Yeah. So Heather's said, it's like, well, I've been there with Jen before. And she's like, you know, she felt really bad. She views me as family. And I don't think she realized how uncomfortable it was going to make everyone when she poured champagne over my head for no good reason when I had paid a horse value of money

to her party. Yeah. And Heather's like, I don't know why there's so much conflict, but I don't want to have conflict. So with Jen and Lisa, I just want this resolved so we can eat friends. We can eat friends. We can be friends.

I want to both eat you guys as well as DVDs. Season one, two, seven of friends. Wow, this is the housewives is the craziest. Hey, did you see how swathes fight? They got into it so bad that one house, how swathes literally ate another housewife. Wow, we cannot believe it. They're taking it too far.

So now they're going to split to do activities. One group is going to go surfing and then Lisa, Heather and Jenna are Jenna gonna go have launch slash have a mini intervention for Jen Which of course is gonna be horrific Yeah, that's gonna go well guys So Some of them serve the rest of them are surfing and it's the scene we've seen literally nine million times on this show Where there's like a hot guy and they're like oh my god God, it's a hot guy. And then it's like, here's how you start. I'm like, oh my God, we're serving. And then somebody falls and then like somebody doesn't. Okay, the end. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap

and commercial. So then we got a lunch, Jen and Lisa and Heather having lunch and they're not just having lunch, but they're really sneaking off to a famous ass place. They're at world famous, coastal cuisine. Yeah. Was it called coastal cuisine or is it just serving coastal cuisine? Because I was like, this is like, this is welcome to the world famous unnamed restaurant

that has rest food that's so famous has been famous for 30 years. Well, the only time they had that I saw said, world famous coast of cuisine, and then under in small letters it said, otherwise known as woof-fuck-cooka. The new fan-pump show. Woof-fuck-cooka.

So Jen, Jen is allergic to shellfish, when she now this much is ordering, and the Heather's like, oh, great. Oh, God. Now there's the allergic reaction involved. I mean, I'm already responsible for the Chris Harrington webpage. And now I'm going to be responsible.

There's a trip to the ER. Are these meatballs? They're like, those are mushrooms. Oh, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

So Heather just starts writing. She's like, today is a great day. But yesterday that was hard for me. It was hard for you. It was hard for you. It was hard for her weight rest. Did you have a hard day? The waitress had a terrible day yesterday.

And we need to talk about it. And Jen's like, I'm unsure of what was even going on. And Lisa's like, yeah, yesterday, I must wrath because it started difficult. And then on the boat, like, I'm unsure of what was even going on. And Lisa's like, yeah, yesterday I must laugh because it started difficult. And then on the boat, like I thought you and I were fine on the boat. I thought, I thought we were fine. You were the cat to my cat. And she's like, well, you and I are fine. And I'm sorry because, you know, I think I was like,

boat with like, you Lisa because like, obviously, obviously, I'm like, not a mean person. And like, really? Clearly. But I've no footage of me being a mean person whatsoever. Like, obviously, like, they're not gonna have like, five different montages in this episode alone. So, like, Oh, that beautiful bean footage. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m- or you fucking kidding. Seriously, and she goes, look, I'm not gonna just like throw champagne on someone.

I'm like, I don't know that to be true, because you actually did just rest the champagne on someone for no reason. Yeah. I said I was just trying to lighten it up. I just felt like you didn't give me a chance like, you know, like we didn't talk about it. So I'm sorry for those mean the ear because like you were like I was just mad at like Angie and like you were with Angie. And that's why because I'm a fun person. And nobody understands me. I'm like, oh my god, this woman is like, is off her goddamn right?

It's right. My god. It's fascinating seeing she creates a lot about why she did it. She did it because she was pissed because Angie took the master bedroom and then primary bedroom. But then she like, she then realizes that no one got her back and it was like, yeah, Jen, she realizes she's in the wrong. So she comes up with a different story

about how she was actually just trying to be funny because people were confused by the tour, which they weren't. And now it's interesting because I think that now she's believing her own lie and this is her new reality. So it's a great habit for someone who's on trial for conning people when you create up your own realities. Yeah.

And Lisa's like, yeah, but listen, I was just like trying to say, Jen, are you my friend? Jen, are you my friend? Jen, are you my friend? John, are you my friend? John, are you my friend? And you wouldn't even say that. She's because I was mad at Angie. Like, okay, that logic only works in your head though. You understand? And Lisa's like,

yeah, and I guess I just took the brunt of it. Okay, everything's been explained. Glad we had this talk. Yeah. Heather's like, I want to talk about what happened at dinner. First of all, there were no little turkey meatballs, so upset about that.

Second of all, you gave me an ultimatum. Like, do you think our friendship is toxic and Jen goes, yes, because we house this out of the house, at my house, and I told you, like, are you okay with, like, what Andrew did? And are you going to continue being our friend? And Heather's like, um, are you on clear with me being okay with what she did? Because I'm not okay with it whatsoever.

And just, I just feel like you flip flop all the time because that's the word of the episode flip flop. Everyone's going to say at some point, so this might turn flip flop. You flip flop all the time. Yeah. You're so friends with her. You know, older, accountable. And now there's like, um, I thought to you understood that this was bigger than all of us

and you understood what she's talking about. That's the thing on this show. They all of us and you understood, so what is she talking about? That's the thing on the show. They're all nuts. What are any of you really saying? And so then Lisa's like, oh, can I say something? How you talking to me was hard for them like the counts thing on the same thing. And Heather's like, listen, we were good

that day we talked on the couch, right? And we laughed and she's like, yeah, but then, you know, you invited her because we were good that day we talked on the couch, right? And we laughed and she's like, yeah, but then, you know, you invited her and she goes, but we were good. So how do you think I felt a couple of days later when you're in a hot tub at Whitney's house talking shit about me? And she's like, but I didn't talk to any other.

And so we see the clip of this and, the Jennie's saying, well, I feel better when I walked into choir auditions and found out Heather's not in charge because if Heather was in charge, this is not a real thing. Yeah, it was like a long sequence of Jenn talking to you about Heather. So once again, Jenn lying. And Heather's like, I mean, with you, it's like, right or die, or like you're dead to me, you know?

And these goes, yeah, I want to be around you and like, and you, and you, and not have to worry about like what the fuck's gonna happen today? Like, can I just touch? Can I just touch? And Jen, like, my world has been rocked for the last 24 hours. You know what it's like when you find out that your limited edition pay less sneakers

might be in that Pacific Ocean. My world was rocked, rocked. She's like, I don't even know what this is about. Well, it was like, thank you. Finally, Jen speaks for the audience. And Heather's like, it's a cycle, a cycle of throwing shoes and laughing and feeling the sun shining. But then some days it's not shining. And one day, that's going to be my shoes. And that's terrifying. And toxic. Yeah, it's terrifying and toxic when it's you but when it's someone else to choose this the funniest fucking thing you've seen all day. That's the point. You're a flip flop and you're epic, right? Okay? Now if we're flip flops,

I would throw in the ocean. That's okay. There's a low low investment. But yeah, she's like, does this, you know what? We're laughing, but like and the sun is shining, but the sun doesn't shine on the same dogs ass every day. I'm like, actually, I think it literally does. I think there's literally only one sign that sun is shining on the dog, so I think that's just the only sun that's on that dog's ass.

But that's a technicality. So I had this like, she's like, you know what? If I believe correctly, if I behave correctly, you'll treat me better. Is that what you're saying when you call me a flip flopper? And she's like, no, your actions don't align with what you've verbally done Yeah, and she just goes Figured out Jen she's no you figured out cuz you you flip flops so much

You should be wearing flip flops right now cuz that's how much you flip flop flip flops Where hey? Anyone have to stand for Heather to walk in she's in flip flops flip flop oh my god I can see her toes flip flopper good luck going to a black time function cuz you work flip flops which you shouldn't wear at a black time function by the way okay if no one's clear the way black time function works is that you wear like something like a ball gap and then you can wear an open-tone shoe. Fine, but just can't be a flip flop. So then, man, there's like, I can see her wheels turning because we're holding her accountable and I can see on her face and here by her flip-flop

jokes that she, she's not liking this. She's not liking it. Yeah. There's like, look, I love and care about you. But when I came to San Diego and Sanco from cohost to champagne on the head, to stories about electric getting a horse, and then escalated and escalated and then it came to Lisa and then have it come full circle back to me with an ultimatum in a situation that I kind of put on myself. Well, now I have to choose between you and Angela, because I know her as Angela from Norway. I mean, do you realize? Whatever, Christine and Tarek flip flop. Stephen Jen. Second was not an ultimatum. Okay, I found animals committed suicide. I tried to, okay. They're like, whoa, what?

And they just, and then we get to, we get to top chef, shing. And they just sit there kind of looking around, like what? And she's like, because your friend is hardless and decided to drag me and my whole family. That's why. And Omar and Sharif weren't gonna have a mom.

And Sharif wasn't gonna have a wife, because of your friend. I'm like, okay, Jen, you know Come on, you can't do that. That's bullshit Yeah, well it's crazy. That is fucking crazy to use that in an art I mean she just goes so low everything she says she did you read that stuff about her coming for a black blogger this week and calling Him an Oreo and all of this other shit. I saw some headlines about it and I was like, I can't do that.

She's so low. She goes so low and she uses the worst things for anyone who's had to deal with suicide in their family or friends, which is probably most of us. For somebody to just throw that off so casually and use it in an argument like this, when they're clearly in the wrong and the first place, it's just so fucking gross, Jen, my God.

And if you come in first of all, I believe in everybody's own right to their own body and life or lack of, you know what I mean? But to use that in the fight is just like, ugh. Yeah, this is like one of those weird things. I feel like it's a podcaster because obviously, I'm never gonna be up here and be like, oh she didn't I'm never gonna data because she has gone through

She's only like, and I know you're not I know you're not saying that. Yeah, but like like she is going through shit Whatever, but it does feel and it fills in this argument Like it was used to get everyone to shut up rather than Something deeper. It's weird because that's such a deep thing that it feels weird to comment on it about when's the right time to mention it or when's not the right time to mention it. Giving the context of Jen, like you can't help, but question the motivations. It felt, it was just one of those things where I was like, oh my God, this is wild.

This is a wild. This is crazy. Yeah, this is crazy. It's not you can't do that, you know. Yeah. And so she's like, yeah, Gen. Shock's posed on that day. That happened on a day that was really bad for me with the trial.

And coach had to kick the door down because he didn't know what I was gonna do and he took me to the hospital and I was there two and a half days. And all of that is terrible. But if she's like singing in a different scene where she's talking about what she's going through with this whole trial and stuff, it's different. But when you're waiting until you're back to the corner

because you can't explain yourself from the fight and then you're like, you made me want to kill myself. Like, oh. Yeah, it was gross. It was, it felt, something felt not quite right. Well, I mean, it's Jen, so it's like, of course, it's not. But I just, I hate that she makes us talk about serious things in unserious ways.

You know, it's like she brings up this shit. It just, it's the, she uses her victim shroud whenever she's in trouble. And she brings up real thing. Like she'll bring up race a lot whenever she's in trouble. She'll just start using that. And then she's turning around and calling someone in oria. You know, it's like, she's just gross. Okay, that's what I'm using a lot of words to say you're still fucking grosses of her. How dare you? So then we see it the tweet That is supposed to be the evidence of what push Jen over the edge and it's about Lisa the whole tweet is about Lisa

Now it's from the socks post account But it's about Lisa it says seems to what seems what Lisa did to a friend of 25 years was watch much worse than slap Angie Influenced the cancellation of the caterer, tried to cancel the charity for participating, lied and continues to lie, and puts her on blast through trolls like you. What is it like being the 3% of people who believe her shit? I was like, why are you showing that as evidence? That's about Lisa. Yeah, the whole thing just was, I had a lot of question marks for me,

like I'm glad that she appeared, that like she seems to be fine and still with us, et cetera. But the whole thing, the timing of the revelation, it was very curious to me. So either way, well then that also stops them in their tracks. Like they can't say anything to that, right? And that's the kind of the purpose, the kind of little nervous.

So then she's like, you know, you got some no idea. You have no idea. And so Heather's like, look, look, look, look, okay. Look, I love you, okay, I have been idea. And so Heather's like, look, look, look, look, look. Okay, look, I love you. Okay, I have been right or die for you. And Jen's like, well, you don't know how hard it says. You're, you're my feelings. You're my feelings.

And Heather's like, but you need to recognize that we have a cycle. And Jen goes like, I have, like, I have to recognize the cycle. You all have cycles. It's my fun and fall. Okay, how do you think we got here from the beach? We took a bicycle. That's two cycles on one machine

And then she runs off, you know, she walks off all mad and so Lisa's like, well, the conversation is so far Because John just dropped something so heavy even Bob the Belter couldn't move You're gonna bring Bob the builder and I was like, what? You're going to bring Bob the builder into it. Did you have nothing about flip flops you could add? I know this is the flip flop episode. So. So how is Facebook?

Yeah, look, she's just trying to up the empty, you know, it's like federal indictment, then it's suicide. And Lisa's like, and your valid in your feelings, Heather, I help you know that, okay, your opinion is not so much, but your feelings? Yeah, okay, you can have those. And Heather's like, let's stop making this about our issues, which we can work through slowly, but surely until I've got someone

on my side to come against you again. You know, for now, let's be a united front in supporting our friend while recognizing her toxic behavior and allowing ourselves to vent about it with each other. Like, oh, okay. So you're basically saying, let's make it true so we can talk shit about Jen together and actually forgive some one of us. I loved it because you always hear about this stuff happening on phone calls before season begins. Like, no, we're just going to do it right here on camera. I was like, great. Thanks for killing away the curtain. So, now Jen's back to the table. At least it's like, Jen, I had no idea about flip flops.

How comfortable are they? I've learned a lot of stuff. Okay, and Jen's like, I'm done. I'm done. And what do you want me to say? Like, okay, so then Jen goes, when I finally kill myself, will ever be like, oh wow, she was saying the truth. It's like, oh my god. Like, I can't with her. I can't with her. So then Heather just rolls her eyes because Jen just stalks us. Like she comes back and yells this, I'm going to get my stuff. I don't know what the truth runs off again.

So now we just see them going back to the van. And Lisa is cuddling Jen's shoulder. And Jen's just ignoring her, swiping her phone. And once again, everybody's kissing Jen's ass. Once again, Jen fucks everyone and then everyone kisses her ass. This shows just bulls. It's getting very frustrating. So Whitney and the other ladies who were surfing, Whitney's like, that was fine.

And Dennis is like, yeah, it makes you take a step back and really appreciate life. Like eggs, there's so many different kinds of eggs. You really need to be choosy about them. And then she's like, yeah, sometimes you need to be in a quiet place, you know, to really focus on the good things. Because like when I'm home, it's like Ding Dong, you know, it's a horse breeder. Ding Dong, it's another horse breeder. Ding Dong, it's a flower deliveryeder ding dong. It's another horsebreeder ding dong. It's a flower delivery person with flowers from a lecture saying thank you mommy. I love you

So I was going to share something with you. I was sitting with Heather and she was very open I'm hoping that you'll be able to talk to her later today Whitney and when he's like Heather is my very very Very good friend And I love her. But we have an awkward situation right now. I only see two pathways for Heather. And I get back to the way things were. Either I sweep it under the rug and then cover that rug with chocolate syrup and the rug gets fired. Or I realize she has to realize she hurt me. Realize. Realize. Oh my God. I almost said it wrong. God. Oh, thank you, other me. What would I do without other me? I'm glad I'm not at the friendship break with other me. Yeah, I haven't used to realize she hurt me.

She's the chocolate syrup. So then in the kitchen, they start gathering again, you know, because they're all getting home. And Dan is like, is there water? What kind of water is it? And when he's like, we don't drink water, only wine. Ha! It's 1 o'clock somewhere.

And Meredith is wearing like a Brooks marks she's wearing a Brooks marks cap stop with this what did the kid come out with a one pair of jogging pants and sew a couple of gold buttons onto your blazer slim suits give me a break with those Brooks set okay and some like this really tiny Photoshop font you know it's like this really tiny Photoshop font, you know, it's like, it looks like my Zoldin, maybe Gamp exclusively. So then, yeah, Dana asks about, when they say, like, oh, we don't drink, we only drink

wine here, and she goes, hey, why don't you try to make coffee with the wine instead of the water and see what happens. And I was like, please don't put that out there because you know what needs gonna be butting some so many on block in the Mr. Coffee. So kind of person, you know? I wanted to get one of those soda machines where it makes soda, you know, you just like put flames in or whatever.

That looks fun, right? And when people do it, they just go like this, like squeeze in, it's like, I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so be my own Topo Chico, you know, that sounds so cool But then I started looking up like can I make? Coffee like that like can you put coffee in there and they're like no, it's gonna explode the earth if you do that Hello, I am mr. SodaStream and you cannot put coffee inside me. Can I make sparkling water out of ice cream? No, children all over the country were passed away.

What about if I put a flip flop in the SodaStream? Will that make bubbles in the flip flop? Would be bubble cells? You should be a bubbly flip flop because you're a bubbly flip flop. Are you a streamer? Are do you're a flipper? So we need like oh sorry go ahead. Oh well, this is funny. So well Whitney goes I am Real excited to see everyone's well, I thought she said everyone's Maryland inspired looks and I I Really love that she was like is Whitney throwing a theme party with a theme of Maryland?

But then I realized I was just her way of saying Maryland Monroe or as she says it, she doesn't say Maryland Monroe She says Maryland Monroe subtle but it drove me crazy the rest of the episode But everyone knows I love a theme party Maybe we will finally say how we feel if we don't recognize each other in wigs. I have your hair everybody. Hey, I have your hair everybody. I have your hair everybody.

So I go, okay Whitney. So then they get in the, there's the other ladies are in the van and Jenna's still like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, still like fake crying all the way back and Heather's like, well, we have a very complicated relationship because that's what friendship is. And I went to that lunch wanting to criticize her and now I just support her mostly because she left the mushrooms to me. By the way, I have a dissenting opinion.

I don't think that a complicated friendship is what relationship is. That's how a friendship is. No, fuck that. I'm not saying in that friendship. Yeah, no, no way. It's another hug. Not occasionally. You know, it's like, not hurt my feelings.

And you're like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. Maybe like one time every couple of years. But no, your friendship should not be like, like, so is she going to be a terrorist today? Or are we going to hug, you know? The friendship is like, you want to, you want to come over, I'm making a salad. Yeah, like that, you know, very simple and transactional like that, you know, and a good transaction not a bad transactional It's everything's like which by the way this show is very transactional Everything is like I did this for you because now so therefore I have earned loyalty points like literal loyalty points Everything on this show. It's about how much they have transacted with each other to earn, you know

The title of most loyal friend. Yeah, and they do say like, haven't I earned this? Haven't I earned a haul pass? And how they're like, I think I've earned a break on this one. They're all talking about how much they've earned, you know? Yeah, they're all acting like they're people who walk into Starbucks two days after their birthday and they're still trying to get their free drink. It's like, sorry, that window closed. I earned this.

So Whitney delivers wigs to everybody's rooms. And Angie's like, I look like George Washington. No, you don't. And you don't have to give yourself Abraham Lincoln those either for this scene. Because she does that contouring thing. Have you ever seen a contouring video on YouTube? You ladies are crazy with these contouring videos. They literally will take a dark brown smudge stick

and make these huge lines and all over. And then a different colored smudge, they look crazy. They look like they're gonna be in the Lion King. And then they just start dabbing it. And it's amazing what it can do, kind of, I guess. But Angie does that, she's just really bad at it. And she does like two big things down the bridge of her nose and then barely shades them in. Who are you trying to be? You're not signing the Constitution, man.

Yeah, listen, I watched Love Island UK. So I've seen plenty of footage of ladies contouring their faces. I mean, it's, it's like they just get the sharpies out and start blending. It's like trying to ice a sponge cake, you know? Like those ones you're trying to do, or a soft cake. It's like trying to make new lanes on a highway, you know? And then deciding you like the old lanes. It's like, oh, put some marks down there. You can still see those other lanes shining through.

You're like, I still see the other lanes, lady, okay? You're not, you're not tricking anybody. Then you crash into a pylon because you don't know which lines to follow. Exactly. So they all have these blonde wigs, but very few of them actually look like Maryland and Roe here. I think Danas is is pretty good. Although a lot of them kind of veer into Barbara Bush territory too. So, um, yeah, it really does give you more respect for Marilyn Monroe for pulling that off because everyone else looks like they should be caring like a metal detector and walking along the beach waiting for beats. Yeah, there's like a lot of Helen Mirrens, I feel like in those ways. There was like one Charlize there and there was not a Charlize there.

Maybe Jane Atkins. Okay. I'll give you Jay Mackins. Maybe a Betty White. I mean, they looked crazy. By the way, a brand of blood. Of course. Facebook is wild today. I sent this to you, Ronnie, but this cracked me up. Facebook suggested Diane Ladd be my friend today I'm like Diane Ladd. That's Laura Dern's mother. I mean, it's the best that algorithms ever worked out for me But Diane Ladd, what's happening? Did you do it? By the way, I'm tempted. I'm tempted to hit ad friend. Do you think Diane Ladd will have me? I just but if I I want Facebook now to send you someone wonderful

I want Facebook to send you like Ellen Burston. Oh, I'll show you who Facebook sent me Because I looked right after you. I was like I wonder if I got anybody good today Maybe it's just that kind of day where we're all gonna get these amazing like friend requests or friends suggestions from older Actresses on Facebook look at mine look at this guy and you take a car like friend requests or friend suggestions. From older actresses. On Facebook, look at mine. Look at this guy. And you take a look at our, you see him? Whoa.

Okay. It was all worked out with that shirt on. Christopher something. Oh my God, this guy is too fine. I would never friend someone like, I would be so insecure every time I posted on Facebook. I'm like, I wonder if that hot shirtless guy is looking at this. He's in much better shape than Diane Ladd.

How dare you. That's not cool. Also, I think it's the quality of your other friends, because you have a lot of celebrity friends. You've got Dom and you've got a lot of high caliber friends. I have a lot of improv. I have a lot of high caliber in the heart friends, you know. But I don't have like movie stars and stuff.

And so I don't have movie stars. What are you talking about? I made friends with this hot, like slutty dude, like he's so hot and he's so slutty and he's so sweet. Oh my God, he's so nice. And he's one of those who only poses in jock straps. And I'm like, I'm looking your Facebook with my niece and then it's like, oh my god, I got all, I'm like it's not porn, it's just a slutty guy, I'm at a party.

But ever since I fronted him, I start getting all of these guys popping up on my Facebook. And I'm like, wow, this is, this is how it is when you're thin, this is how everybody looks on your Facebook when you like work out a lot. It's like one worked out person, they just start multiplying. I got, so now I went to look back at my friend request and I was like, oh my god, Diane Lads gone, but I just found her again. She's like gonna thumbs up. It's the best for, it's like, she's literally giving a thumbs up.

Like, it's like Lord Durn, it's like Lord Durn is like, okay mother, please, I need to take a photo of you. Well, Lauren, I'm really not sure about this mother. Do you have an Oscar or not? Because I certainly have one. Okay, but the thumbs up mother. And it's actually very fitting for this conversation because in Wild at Heart,

Diane Ladd goes crazy and gets a lipstick and just starts smudging it all over her face. She was the pioneer of contouring, Diane Ladd. That's where contouring started. That's so perfect. Diane Ladd started a revolution. So they all get these stupid bloodwigs on, and it looks like the cast of Red. Is that where all the older stars came back to?

I looked like they were about to have a heist. It was like one of those movies where like we're all going to, we're all going to lock in like, you know, looking like a Maryland. And one of you is going to see a bracelet and they say, oh, it's a Maryland will be like, what's wrong? I mean, while general being the guy to wake are, and when they pull it over, they'll just see my little toddler driving and say, no, baby, you could ever steal a necklace and we give up.

So Whitney is such a bad planner. Okay, so she gives everybody Marilyn costumes, they all get dressed up and then they go to the most Marilyn place of all a shark cutie restaurant. A shark cutie restaurant. Also by the way, Jen got her own wig. Jen's like, no, I'm gonna use my own wig I'm not gonna use one of these Amazon wigs and she comes out looking like Jessica Lang I'm like, well this doesn't even look anything like Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, she doesn't even try

So Lisa like oh my god, we were just talking about your kid category and Whitney's like yeah, let's face it. We all know these women love carcoupteries What better place to go than a coup carterie place? Can we do that over again? Chow, Chow Lee's Coupterie is a great actress and so we went to her restaurant. Wait, start from the top, from the top, please. We know what Marilyn Monroe loves. a good, dying lottery, tray. So what better place to take her? So, um, the way that I get Shakutari.

Some like it, she's what. Gentlemen, prefer salamis. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lamis Because we are living in a material world and I am a material secretary Which isn't mad them and row it up you get the point But it's where our weight comes from So the waiter comes over and you know another ad adi head Runs in I think he's on like those little baby shoes with like skates on the heel, you know, where people are walking and then they just suddenly like zoom. Yeah. And he just comes in and he's like, Hey, welcome everybody. Um, this is what I like. The Margarita flight. Get it. Definitely to get the Margarita. I recommend the Margarita. You should definitely get the Margarita. He doesn't even

It's just like my favorite thing some martini the Margarita flight get it They're like okay Sure That can't sell the most specials of anybody You know that guy gets every prize at the restaurant for selling the most specials that day Yeah, it's like almost like he like learned everything from her public. It's just amazed by his salesmanship so One day I'll be lucky enough to work at Republic. He's like, I'm working at boards and movies,

but someday I'm hoping to get back to our public. So, they're like, Jens, so how was surfing? And Whitney goes, I actually caught a wave. You know, when you catch a wave and then you drop, it was like only this big, but it was like, it was like a wave, you know, when you catch a wave and then you drop it was like only this big But it was like it was like a weight was like thank you for describing waves how they go up and down You know having the water is like like it's kind of flat I mean it's in oceans to the water muse, but then it goes up and then it comes down

Yeah, wait me. Tell us what's work. Have you ever noticed how water sometimes looks like the picture they have on like a tide bottle? Yes, that's why it's called tide because those are those are those are tides. Oh, it's a really fun day, but my my only complaint is that the Is it the water got in my mouth and it has salt in it? I Try to make a sandcastle out of the ocean water, but it didn't stay still So Merit goes, well, I was the best sir for Because she just sat out to the side and then Angie goes oh she was surfing the web We were really surfing, but she was surfing the web guys. She was surfing the web. We were really surfing, but she was surfing the web. Guys, she was surfing the web. She said, okay, because when you go on the internet, people will say that surfing the web. And she was on the side looking at the internet. Okay, who needs

me to slow down here? Anyone? No? Dan was like, what kind of web were you surfing? And then they start playing this clown horror music. You know, we're like, and Meredith's like, well, I want to know what happened when you left us starving. Did that's a go dining? And it's a long pause and Heather's like, well, lunch was kind of like our relationship. It was hard and there were highs and there were lows. And Jen's like, he's getting on that. That's like a wave.

Guys, and those. Did your friendship get salt in your mouth? Gross. Yeah. Uh-huh. Does your friendship have seaweed in it? So, um, so what he's like, do you fell like you got anywhere?

Was it good? And Jen's like, well we're not gonna bring it up right now because it's like, wait, you're personal. I don't know what should know for me. Yeah, but like when you say us, do you mean to three of you or you two, what do you mean? I don't even know when you said us, but I'm saying that anyway right now and Jen's like the three of us and she's like, oh, and then Whitney like grabs her nose, yeah, she like grabs her psionisus. Oh, is that what she was doing?

I don't know. I wrote down that she looks sad. When he's like, oh no, three people. And so Jen's like, okay, you want me to bring it down for me? Okay, you're digging and you want to know? Okay, I told them I tried to commit suicide and then she went out to take me to the hospital. So that's why you and Angie Haremton hit like,

my husband so hard because like I did try to take my life is that why you want to know? I was like, oh, the shirt goes here, cool. I wouldn't eat like close her face. You're like that face. And she's like, well, break the pumps. I wasn't there. I didn't know they talked about sweet side. She might get a whole pass right now. Haven't I earned that? Yeah, don't worry about that. I'm not going to get that.

I'm not going to get that. I'm not going to get that. I'm not going to get that. I'm not going to get that. I didn't know they talked about sweet side. Should I get a whole pass right now? Haven't I earned that? Yeah, didn't go. Okay, well since you're being like very inquisitive right now, I have questions. Okay, because it kept coming up today at lunch. Where they're going to be saying like you all talk like Heather was saying,

Jen, you talk shit. Okay, about me and about what the hot tub. So like what the hell is that about? Jen's basically asking like, why did you guys knock on me? Because I was talking shit what the hot tub. So like what the hell got about? Jen's basically asking like, why did you guys knock on me because I was talking shit in the hot tub. Yeah, she's also changing the focus of who's in trouble, right? So she's like, yeah, so say that while we're putting things on the table, speaking of things, putting on the table, you are going to have a breetree. I think you wait.

and then you're going to have a breetray. I think you waited. So then Whitney's like, but I have talked to Heather multiple times. And Heather's like, I am horrified, but I'd also like to really hear this because I didn't realize that there were still unfinished feelings. And so this is new. This is new. Really, you've been talking all day

about how you're not friends with Whitney anymore and you hate it. How is this new? Yeah. And this is like, you've heard it all before. And I was like, well, why are you telling you guys? And not me. Because I've told you multiple times and you don't care me.

Every time I tell you how I'm feeling, you talk over me and deflect and get defensive and leave. Yeah. And that's also how I tell you that's also how you rock when I tell you how I'm feeling. Well, which is it? So then we fill in our witness trying to make it and this is important because witness trying to make it like how there's this big physical abuser. And we see the clip of Heather coming up and getting her finger and Heather's face and then Heather pushing her out of the way. Which I know that Heather did the actual touching,

but you can't get in someone's face and not expect, you have to get pushed out of the way to walk past, you know? I think that. Yeah, I feel like on the spectrum of violence, it didn't really strike me as being particularly violent. So then Heather is like, um, Winnie's like, I've tried so many times. And Heather says, well, tell me now because it seems like you've been at the source of a lot of the stuff, a lot of the stuff.

So Winnie is like, I haven't been the source of any of it. You know who puts me as the source? It's you, because you're in turmoil. You wrote me into it. You're like a wave. You know that waves, right? And then we see that. Well, sorry that I didn't know that Whitney was gonna show

with the matching outfit with anti-age or whatever. And Whitney's like, yeah, last night, when you were at a point of resolving you would take it and then you would spin it like a ocean and Jim's like you need to be careful right now because it's not what happened and Lisa's like oh my god here we go okay it's like Desha Thode okay Desha K so if it doesn't suit a narrative Jen and Heather are happy, like when you have a problem with Heather and Jen.

Like if it doesn't matter if it's based on lies, if you don't go along with Heather and Jen, you're the problem. Yeah, kind of true. So Heather's like, I would never intentionally do anything to hurt you. And I would never say otherwise at this table have I ever said anything otherwise have I ever said anything mean about Whitney and it is a flashback of how they're saying you didn't I didn't lose you you lost me bitch which to be honest I didn't really think that like that's really of terrible things to say I really think that was pretty okay. That was a good team Heather in this fight. Whitney comes in there with some bullshit that

she's pulled out of her butt, starts accusing people of saying things they never said. Then she says, oh Heather, you heard this rumor about Gis for Jazz and why aren't you saying anything and Heather's like, no, I didn't. She's like, yes, you did. You can't force somebody into a confrontation with your agent. Let's mess with with a message rumor. Yeah, we've already talked about it for hours, but yeah, still team Heather on this one. So she's like, Heather, look at me, Heather.

And she's like, well, if I've said something otherwise, I'd really like to hear it because she's doing that thing where she's just gonna talk over you so you can't make a point. And Whitney's like, look at me. Yeah, but she said, I mean, otherwise, all of you have a sheet. All of you, all of you, who probably knew

that she was gonna show up dressed just like Angie Harrington, because that's the real issue right now. Look, she is roping everyone in every time I try to speak and make a point, you get defensive and deflect. And I was like, well, you know what the floor is yours No, it belongs to the restaurant. You can't do those things. They bought it and they built it. You can't make those promises I just asked you five times to hear me and you've won't hear me and then there's silence and then there's stress music and Heather's like

What planet is Whitney living on? I mean, I feel like this is Alice in Wonderland and I'm talking to the Cheshire Cat. But you're not hearing me. Okay, you guys need to officially get some writers in the diary room. Every single one of you needs it. What are you people talking about today?

Alice in Wonderland, flip-flops. I feel like I just walked into a journey and bought some flip-flops and they said, do you want some socks with that? And I said, they're flip-flops. They said, but you still might need socks for a different shoe. And I'm like, what is happening here? And so Whitney's like, I just want to say though, I just want to say though that Whitney is this person who drives me nuts, where she's like, you're not, you're not hearing me and Heather says, okay, I'm listening. And then Whitney goes, no, you're not. I'm like, uh, just say it. She's telling you the speaker. I know it starts making them all crazy. It's so funny because Whitney's like, this is my Maryland party and I'm going to be the star of this party. Okay Whitney do your thing. She's like I For God

I'd like to order your famous PB and J. Oh, ma'am. This is a shark. Who do you know listen to me? Listen, you don't hear me when I have needed you you say you don't remember the conversations hear me, when I have needed you, you say you don't remember the conversations. Because when I find, when I'm muted, you like, what are you saying? What do you see this rumor that I've never even signed up for with me? Yeah. Cause I know that you know the rumor and you said it yourself and Los Angeles, that you heard a lot of stuff that you didn't talk about. Okay.

Well, she said she heard a lot of stuff that she didn't talk about, which means she didn't talk about it. So why does she have to be in trouble for something? You don't have to add any more than that. You would just set it by now. And then Meredith, Meredith always reacts like a digital assistant whose name you accidentally said. She's like, oh, hello, how can I help you? Whitney, you and I started a rumor that I never heard either. Yes, I am at this dinner and I have been activated suddenly. I might need to say, but I have taken accountability. She's like, no, you haven't. Lisa, she's

100% taking accountability. Well, you told Heather that jam Linton had sold Lisa and Lisa sold John and John told Seth and I started these rumors which didn't happen so I told Seth to tell John to tell Lisa to tell you that these rumors didn't matter. Well weather by the way is 63 degrees. There'll be some light clouds but tomorrow will be sunny and the fastest root home is to take 77 up to 30 donate $5.00 dollars to your own assault delivery person at no charge to you. So, um, when he's like, hey, can we get married at some bread to soak up that alcohol? Clearly, she doesn't remember. We've gone over this about a gazillion times. You

start talking about Lisa first. I pout on with what I knew. And she's like, yeah, I know, but you walked in like you want, oh, she goes, I need this because I remember when you came to my house and I had to do dishes. She's like, um, but the conversation didn't start until we walked outside with me. She goes, I know, but when you walked in, you walked in like this. So I knew, she's like, my pants are my resting, my friends. Like, what do you want me to do? No, but it was more like Yeah, laugh my normal

things I'm a vibes girl. I'm a vibes girl and you came in uncomfortable because you knew you're gonna have a conversation. I got that vibe so Then she's like yeah, what you need to realize here is and she's like, yeah, and what you need to realize here is, you know, you have to be accountable to the part you played and Heather's like, talk about accountability. Whitney hasn't opened up to anything she said in the hot tub. Yeah, so Jen's like, yeah, because at the hot tub,

Whitney told us that like she was making a friend break for me when Heather's like, oh shit, that's news to me. News to me, I didn't realize that. I thought, and when he goes, but that's what this is, this is a friend break. You know, me talking to you like a friend right now is a friend break. And I was like, I thought she talked to you about it. She's like, no, never. And every time I see her, we love on each other.

We show up in matching outfits like this. We have the same hair. Look at us. We show up and we show up and matching outfits like this We have the same hair look at us. We're both blonde. How could I know that we didn't like me anymore? And when he's like, no, this is what happens she goes well team up sister because that's complete bullshit And I've not done anything to deserve that and to me loyalty is a deal breaker. So deal broken Deal broken and So deal broken deal broken and Jen's like can I break something down real quickly? Okay from an outside perspective? Okay, would we run the hot tub when he said I didn't get to know you guys because I just did what Heather told me to do and Heather's like Jen I am right by the way that has nothing to do with having an outside of perspective

That's just you being messy. So, Heather's like, I am right or die for Jen. And when he's like, yeah, but sometimes I feel like Heather was like, what the fuck? Like, you give Jen so many graces when I feel like I haven't been in as big fights as you two have and she shows more loyalty than me to her to you. Because loyalty hot tubs. Hot tubs loyalty fill. And so I get it. I get it. I get that.

I get it. So yeah, but why don't I get as much loyalty as her family and closest friends? And Heather's like, my love for you. It's overpowering this BS. You're trying to stop. That's it. Right there.

You said bullshit. You said our friendship is bullshit You said the ocean is bullshit. How could you? Well, it feels like bullshit. Well, that is why we're on a friend break Okay, cuz our issues aren't that deep and the fact that we can't have a chat or have a conversation is why we're on a friend break right now have a conversation is why we're on a friend break right now. And then Heather's not winning this. So she's going to change it again. She's like, you made it very deep right now. And Lisa's going to bat for you. Wow, never would have known about these rumors. Never. Oh, wait, we're so Lisa, I looked away and lost my net. Well, no, well, it doesn't matter because when he goes, you're deflecting and getting

louder than me. And there's like I am being Listen, I am being silent as a mouse. So let's hear it and when he goes no She's oh now you don't want the opportunity. You don't want the opportunity and when he claps She just did just say what you want to say and when he goes I right now, hella. She goes, just say what you want to say. And when he goes, I have that's like, she literally has not, she just commenting about the situation, but not saying what's on her mind. So now Whitney stands up. And she's like, I just said it to you. And you talked over. You did not, I'm sorry, that I did not hear you. I'm also sorry that you hated Lisa until this very moment. And now you love her.

This is so good. Cause this is such a Whitney walkoff. She gets up to walk off and then she just walks like two feet away and faces away. I'm facing the silent corner now. I'm stepping away from the shakuterie for one second. And now I'm walking back to shakuterie. Ha. So Lisa's like, can you guys just stop? I'm like, no, we can't. And she's like, you know, listen, you know, I know what Heather's doing. She's trying to make us the issue, me being friends with Whitney and the show.

And she's trying to make it about everyone else than her. So she doesn't have to deal with it. But we're gonna deal with Heather's issues today. And others like, everyone be quiet, be quiet everyone. I need to hear with me Because that's the meaning Well, Marth goes okay, all right, okay The time is 6 o'clock p.m. Heather

You're taking things at things value when she's attributing the meaning as because of the dynamic that's going on. She made, she meant it at face value. So take it at face value and let's move on. Speak. You are my really good friend, but I'm trying to tell you I need boundaries and space. Well, friendship break is the term you used with these ladies. And Lisa's like, no, she never used a word friendship break. You know what she said? Lisa, love Whitney speak. And she wants to be heard right now. Everybody. No, everybody, can we turn down the air conditioning is making too much noise? We all want to hear Whitney speak.

I just want to say for the record though, she never said I want a friendship break. She said, give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar. Very different. Very different. And I said, I love you, but I've only brought enough supplies to last for three days. So Jen's like, yeah, Whitney wants to talk. But you know what, Whitney?

By just a little bitchy, your little 80-bitty voice bitch. This is the time to use that voice you've been trying to use for three years. And when he goes, this is the point I'm trying to make. And how to just roll her eyes and check us. Oh my God. Because you know this is like an hour of filming where Whitney kept walking off in the coming back end going,

now I'm gonna say it. I don't want to. Yeah. This is why I'm having the boundaries. I don't want to. This is why I'm having the boundaries. You're seeing a friendship is bullshit. This is why I'm putting up a boundary because that fucking hurts me, Heather. It hurts. I literally told you that I am processing childhood abuse and then you lay hands on me and push me. You're not hearing me. You're not listening to me. Every time I talk, you talk over me. Oh my God, Whitney, you ding dong.

She didn't say your friendship is bullshit. She said, you're peddling bullshit and she's too good of friends with you to let that slide. And she didn't put her hands on you when you were processing childhood abuse. She put her hands on you when you got her finger in her face and tried to block her between the table and the wall. I mean, what are you doing while trying to like intertwine her with semen rumors?

So then Heather's she's like, no, I have trust and I have never felt this let down by a friend before. I'm being will and you're making a mockery of it and being amateur and messy and that is how I fell and then you call me bullshit. When did I say those words? I said this is bullshit. Let me do a helicopter with my finger. This is bullshit. I support you. I have your products in my store and now you just throw me to the walls to climb up Lisa's asshole and she's I'm not up her asshole and if I were Angie H. probably told you about it in the game. Lise goes, how did this become about me?

I have nothing to do with the issues between Heather and Whitney. I feel like I'm at the state fair and they're trying to win with a prize and I'm like a plushie. So basically you aren't the state fair and then make a laugh. You see your friend, you're like, hi. And then there's like that game with the water water. And like you shoot the water and the horses go. And at the end, you could win like a plushie. And like I'm like the plushie that they want. Have I, you understand the joke, right? I can explain it from the top. Heather's like, I'm sorry that no one hears you, Whitney. Okay. Just think of the words tonight because

it's ridiculous and petty. Just this, this is gaslighting to make me feel crazy. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, I have to say Whitney is one of the biggest ding-dongs, but she is one of the only person, the only people who know what gaslighting means on Bravo. So that's good, because that is what it is. Somebody trying to make you feel like they're crazy. So she's like, well, I'm not accepting your apology. I'm literally going through trauma, Heather. And I don't like that I have to scream and yell for people to hurt me. I'm sorry, I'm still just,

I'm just, for me, what I'm processing is I'm finally letting the image of going to a fair and winning a plushie that is like the shape of Lisa Barlow. It's like a thick figure holding a big plushie diet cup. Could you imagine a plushie Lisa Barlow? Like, congratulations, you won. Here's your plushie. Is this a mad-o-wide open-hit

in the draw hitting the floor? Like, so anyway, Heather goes, okay, you know what, I hear you. I hear you, I'm sorry, this happened to you. I am sorry. And when he goes, but it's not about what happened. It's about you. I hear you. I'm sorry. This happened to you. I am sorry. And when he goes, but it's not about what happened. It's about you and I.

I'm like, why are you bringing it up? Say it. Fuckin' A. So at least it's like, I think we need a breather. Can we take time on this fight? Okay.

I'm gonna go visit craft services. The Shakuduri is bullshit. Is there a kick-hat table? Sir, kick-hat table. So when he goes, no, no, no more breather's. This is the Shakuduri is bullshit. Is there a kick at table? Is there a kick at table? So when he goes, no, no, no more breathers. Do you have to breathe when you're in the ocean? Yes, actually you do. Fine.

And how they're goes, no, listen, we are good. Let's go home. She's like, I don't even recognize her. And I'm sick of giving her grace for how she's dealing with me. Have I earned more than this in our relationship? So then now they serve her products at the front desk of P lab and laser. Have I earned some grace?

So they decide that they're going to go to a club and Lisa's like, I'll go to the club. Hi, thank you, Cosly, Supa, hello. Is that about a little bit raw? I would like to go to the bar low. That playful voice. And so then, she was like, oh my god, Heather, that's fucked up. Like, she didn't even tell you where on a friendship break. Yeah.

And so, they started heading, they had it to base the after we gave our, and there's a lot of like, Jen going, it's yes, yes, bitch. Jen shot us here to live and bitch it up. You're welcome. It's like tomorrow on the news. 35 gay men had their wallet stolen and specific beach. And then coincidentally, their grandmothers were robbed

at that very same night. So, you know, it's just bars parting. Then they're having pizza back in the sprinter on the way home. And so I get home in their drunk, you know, and just like, oh my God, my shoes, where the fuck are my shoes? Oh, really? Wow, how weird, worried about your shoes. It's totally normal not to have shoes. Yeah, it's they are all like really messy. I think at one

point Heather throws a glass in the front door They're getting locked in they're locked out. They're locked they get in there's like chips all the sudden Jen and Heather are just like running around Just topless with the boobs out pressing their boobs against any surface they can find So Lisa's like I've got a good hat. They're on different level. And Jim just puts her boobs up against the window. So then the chanting show your did and Angie's just up in the balcony going, how there this is a side of you I've never seen before. And the producers asking Heather if it feels like college and she's like, no, because then college, we had eliminated dog on our dorm room door if we were

with the boy pass 930 at my I mean please I'm a bitch but I'm a fun bitch I'm the good time girl remember so they're just like more I think at one point Whitney wants to take her wig off and Jenna's helping her and she's oh no Lisa's helping her and when, oh, no, I think they glued my wig to my scalp. I can't get up. If it doesn't come off, and he says, like, oh, oh, they're just clips. Oh, thank God. Be real.

Be real. So, Olesa goes to bed and then it's 3 a.m. And Jen and batter rolling all out. Jen and Heather are rolling all over about twerking, getting spanked to spanking each other And then they're putting boobs on the windows and everybody just loves each other and that was twin 320 And then we get the footage of the hallway like something horrible is about to happen But nothing happens and then Heather goes to her room and she closes the door and it's 328

And she locks the door and she turns off the light. And then it's 4.50 am and someone's trying to get open the door. Laura, are you in there? It's time, Laura. Time, time, time, time. That's the door. Yeah, I love Heather's survival instincts. It's 4.50 in the morning and someone's definitely getting into a room.

So she's just going to open the door to see you might be on the other side. And then after that, then it's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, and now it's seven hours later. And Heather texts, Meredith, can you come to my room right now? And Meredith goes into Heather's room and Jen's already there.

And Heather's wearing sunglasses. and Meredith is like, wow, you guys are receiving me from Dan and her inquisition about today's eggs. Thank you. Hi, you guys are scaring me now, the one you're acting. Oh, look at over there. It's a down, Meredith. It's a down. And so she does. And then Heather takes up her sunglasses and she's got the big shiner. Her eyes swollen shut and Meredith is like, and she has scratches on her arm, which we also did not know about. And Meredith goes, when did this happen?

And was a toddler injured in the class? Yes, that's crazy because they made it throughout the season at seeing them like, well, she probably fell or something, but now it looks like a tussle, like someone's trying to open her door and then she's covered in scratches. Ooh.

I am very intrigued to see. I'm like, I am desperate to find out what happened. I cannot, I don't wanna even have to wait what happened. I cannot. I Don't want to even have to wait a week. I know because it seems like Whitney came in and kicked her ass or something But that couldn't have happened could it? I don't know, but by the way Standing ovation for the producers of Salt Lake City for finally realizing After the real house wise had been on the air for like 15 years to put up GoPro's in every room of the vacation house. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Finally. Finally doing this for us. Yes. It's probably Kathy Hilton. Like, mom, I'm gonna ruin my sister's life. It was Kathy Hilton showing up.

To request Billie Jean and Heather's room. I just want to Billie Jean. You're going to do the conga line with me, right? Right. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much. This has been a good time. A good long-ass recap.

My God. Sorry. It was a super, sorry episode, you know? Listen, sandcastles had to be discussed. You right. All right. Well, we'll be back tomorrow with some Vinta House in, and then next week with a ton of other stuff.

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