Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Catered Down Testimony

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City takes testimony from a caterer as Whitney and Lisa try to forge a new friendship, and Jennie's husband requests a sister wife. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We're not eating today during this show or ever again. It's a Pod Fast. The podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on the Obranx. Sky, hi, I'm Ronnie and that's been over there. Hi, B.N. Hey Ronnie, what's up? Who are you, B.N.? Oh my god, I am so excited, Rondle.

Are you excited? I sure am. I'm scared, terrified, but excited. So go ahead and tell them why you're so excited, being. Well, we've been teasing this for a while, and a lot of people have been asking us about this. And we are happy to announce that we, the residents of Watcher Crapins, Watcher Crapins

is going back on tour, and this is, we are so excited, we have not been able to go on tour, it'll be coming up on two years, and not only is this going on tour, this will also mark our 10 year anniversary, so we have named it the 10 year anniversary, Hunky Dory tour, and we are going to a million cities.

And here's what's really we're really excited about in the past. We've always been like, oh, here's a new city that's on sale, and oh, here's a new city, and it sort of comes out drips and drabs, not this time. This time, it's 21 cities, it's no more, no less. These are the cities, and they're all going on sale on Friday. So it's going to be all at once and and it's going to we're just it's going to be it's going to be amazing. It is and we're going to be making up a lot of the shows that we missed due to COVID. So if you hear your city and you have tickets for

it, guess what? You still have tickets for it. Okay. Just go to the link and figure out how but we're going to be coming back and making up all of these trips. And further, I think even a bigger announcement, or at least equal, for the first time ever, we are gonna be doing the annual Golden Crapy Awards in New York City. That show. Bravo. Yeah, that show is gonna actually be huge because it's our first show back. It's our first ever crappies in New York City. And the time it works out that it is literally

our 10 year anniversary. Our 10 year anniversary, I think our 10 year anniversary is technically the day before. So that show is going to be so, so special. So we really hope everyone can come to that end. It's also at a really cool venue. So we're not going to go through every city on every podcast and drive everyone nuts.

But since this is the big announcement, we are going to go to the cities now. We'll go through them again one more time maybe. But here, if listen for your city, okay. And of course, go to our website, watchocrapans.com for information and links to all these venues. Okay, so here are the cities. Are you ready, Ronny?

Are you ready for the cities? Do it. All right. These are the cities in the order that we will be going to them. New York, New York, Asbury Park, Boston, Atlanta, Nashville, Orlando, San Diego, Los Angeles, St. Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Denver, San Francisco, Detroit, Columbus, Ohio,

Cleveland, Houston, and finally, we wrap it all up in Dallas, Texas. Yee-haw! Yep, this is going gonna be so much fun. So get your tickets Friday, check the website for the link and all of that good stuff. Good, that's out of the way. Very excited, gonna be starving myself until then. So, I know, I'm gonna be shrinking a lot.

The next couple of months, hopefully, I'm doing the good old fashioned pray to Jesus prayer that I learned about from the documentary The Way Down. So, it's up and works. I'm literally not doing anything. I don't know, I'm doing a good old fashioned pray to Jesus prayer that I learned about from the documentary the way down. So it's up to works. I'm literally not doing anything. I'm doing a little palatoning, but yeah, I, uh, I saw a picture of myself this weekend and I was like, am I really going to be going back out on tour with this, with this? And I'm just worried about the people next to me on the plane seats, honestly.

But, um, yeah, I'm going to be praying to Jesus. Don't have a dealer here, so it's gonna be Willpower and Jesus. So wish me luck. Speaking of Jesus and needing luck, how about we go over to Salt Lake City for the real house last? Oh my god. Of Salt Lake City. It's a great time, a great time to do it. And what a fun episode, what a fun ridiculous episode with some sad stuff, but also some like my new favorite scandal on Salt Lake City. I mean, here we thought the big scandals were going to be about Jen Shaw going to jail or Mary running our

cult, but no one told us that there'd be a catering scandal that would plague the season and I'm I'm all for it. Yeah. Just when you think the housewives can't think of anything new. It's a catering scandal. Catergate. Yeah. So, it opens up. We don't even do the, oh, here's what everyone's doing in Salt Lake City. We just open up with Whitney at one of those aerial workout things where they have silk and you're getting it.

It's like, I just always think about Yolanda, Yolanda Hadid, because I feel like she was the one who introduced those workouts to us on Bravo when she had the girls go and do that. And I feel like Kim Richards was there. And who knew it would be unleashing a whole new entry into the Bravo can. And you know, I'm leasing. I wouldn't call it an unleashing because like an unleashing is like unleash the dragon or whatever and then it's like, whoa, it's more like a, it started a long time, it's like a curic machine, you know, you started and it's supposed to unleash your coffee and then you wait for what seems like 10 hours and then you hear, and then it starts like way too late. But yeah, here we are with so I don't know what I'm talking about either So I don't like it. Here we are with silk

So Whitney is walking really oddly into the gym I thought it was gonna be a very dramatic scary scene because like you said it didn't start off with a Here's what's happening So I was like what's is she walking into a confrontation? Because she's like walking kind of funny and her like bangs were kind of funny as they are. And it was just a silk place. So she walks in and you know a gay is there. And he's like, Hi, I'm Michael. Have you ever done that? And she's like, I've never done soaks, but I have no stranger to the pole. And he's like, yes. I Left balls Whitney never fails to incorporate stripper holes and to anything she's doing. It's like ma'am

Um, have you renewed your DMV license? No, but I know my way around a pole. It's like well, ma'am That's great, but that's not gonna help us in this situation Santa Claus brings presents down and eats a cookie and she's like, hi Santa, I'm no stranger to the pole. He's like, really? I've never seen you around town. The stripper pole. He's like, oh, I was not expecting wordplay from you. So then, were you expecting pole play? I'm no stranger to the pole. I'm no stranger to elves. To me, the true, me to pole is person and be like, I'm no stranger to the pole.

She, I was gonna try to craft some sort of pole pot joke, but then I thought like I couldn't do it. And you wanna stick the land and give her gonna make a pole pot joke. Okay, so Lisa shows up. She's like, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that to Whitney. Okay, you have to be really careful. She might take it. Well, I think she, I think she was making a general, right? Because she's like, quick on the swing together. Hey, you guys realize I haven't worked out nine years, right? My last work at my sleeper. I feel a tequila coming out of my brain vagina.

My favorite baby. I can't wait for it to start be old enough to start having played this with my newest baby. Flash, wow. Flashwalf! Flashwalf! So then Lisa takes off her shoes and this spray tan has gone hard on those ankles. I was like, damn, it's like just two little orange things come out. And then Whitney is like, well, this is going to be everything. This will be our thing.

This will solve the our thing. It's like how, how Henry has Flashwalf? We have whatever this is hanging drips. We're drinking hanging drips around. What is this anyway? People tell me that Lisa is so much fun. I haven't seen that Lisa. So today, I'm going to get her upside down, just read her legs, and do things that only fun girls do. So by the way, I feel like there's a large segment of the population that would not find this entire process fun at all. I don't think, I don't think, I don't think I want to do the silk thing.

Like that would not be a demonstration of fun, Ben, for sure. Yeah, that does not look fun. All I can think is, I'm going to fart. Like, I do not want to do that. I don't want to be around anybody with that. No. It's, yeah, I'm gonna fart. I do not wanna do that. I don't wanna be around anybody with that. No. It's, yeah, I agree. So, so now the teacher does like a demonstration.

Let's do this. Okay, I feel like I'm a dancer. There it is. Amazing. I love this. It's just like a montage of them just saying things and twirling. Lisa's like, I need an upside down with my legs wide open.

It's like living in witness autobiography and modest about banks. This is good news. You know, we have Jared, Jaredeth, Jen and Meredith. They're hanging out again. And then we have me and Whitney, maybe Heather's not.

Stop. And so then they come up with names for themselves, like if they were gonna be like In some sort of dang like an aerialist show and Whitney's like I am going to be Randy star with two ours And Lisa says I'll be jasmine flying for Aladdin on the magic Hop hop I'm like there's nothing about this canotes flying on a magic carpet You're dang flying on a magic carpet. You're dangling on a silk.

Also, I thought I heard the name Randy Star before. I looked it up. Randy Star is an American dentist, but he's also a singer-songwriter known for writing 12 songs for Elvis Presley. So, you know, leave it up to me. Is he related to Brenda K-Star? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't Google that.

I still believe. Well, I still believe. Remember? Yes, of course. So Lisa's like, Randy Star, that may sound like a stripper name, but I'm not surprised. She's lost her paw.

Yeah, they both accuse each other of having shripper names. And then there's like fonts on screen and stuff. So then we go to something much sadder, which is Mary and Robert in the kitchen. Where all the anytime we need a moment of just like sadness, we go to Mary's kitchen, because something always is happening there where we just feel sad. So for Robert and then Robert is just, Robert is just such a sad guy and everything is inappropriate in their house, you know, they can't do anything without me just cringing because she comes into the kitchen and he goes, Hey, baby girl.

Okay, look, I get sometimes husbands and wives do that to each other like, Hey, baby girl, come on in and eat, but you are her grandfather, sir. You can't get away with normal lingo like that. So he's cooking something and she's like, what are you making? He's like, well, whatever comes to brain. And she's like, well, just make sure it's something that I can eat. And she tells us that Robert senior was in Florida just before the pandemic and she's like, well, just make sure it's something that I can eat. And she tells us that Robert Sr. was in Florida just before the pandemic and got stuck. And they didn't think it was, he was gonna get stuck for an entire year. And she goes, I love it. It was awesome.

You know, and it's become normal for us to be apart. Because I love it. I love him being far, far away from me. It was great. Yeah. And she's like, you're not gonna put that chicken back on the plate, are you? He's like, what plate? Because the plate you just took the raw chicken off of. He's like, let me work on this whatever I'm making that I have no idea. Can't you just say you're making fucking chicken? You're cooking chicken.

If someone says, what are you making? And you're putting chicken on a pan. Can you just say chicken? Yeah. And he was doing, was he, didn't't he it looked like he seared it. And then he sliced it to cook it some more, right? And through some raw chicken breast on there on a two hot pan and it cooked on the outside and then he cut it open and it was wrongly inside.

Yeah, it looked all wrong. And Mary, so it turns out shockingly they have a terrible marriage. And so she said that basically when he came back initially it was really fun and exciting and then he starts to get comfortable and now he's comfortable and she starts to give places that he can go off to. And then the real issue that we get down to is that Mary tells us that she loves rice. And she goes, I eat rice a lot. But I like the long grains. And he always makes the short ones. Like, how does he not know that about me? Like, he's like, here you are. And I'm like, the short rice. She's tormented by our borrero rice, basically. One thing that could stop that is going to the grocery store

and buy a long grain rice. That will help. I don't want to get in the middle of anyone's marriage, but so he's like, okay, this chicken is perfectly pink inside. I think it's done. Should we eat now or should we wait? And she's like, I could sit down, he goes, okay, well, whatever.

Well, I could also wait, okay. Just okay, well, whatever. Well, I can also wait. Okay. Just wait, either way, you're going to feel really shitty after. I can guarantee you that because that's to this pink. The longer you wait, the more time your chicken sashimi has to cool down. So you better get it while the getting is good. Guess what? It's time for another scene with me.

These are bar love. Oh my god. Is this place called fish cast? Fish yeah fish kiss fish ball. Oh my god. Do they sell fresh welfare fresh us? Oh my god, I'll be on my side And the guys like I got feet take a flash. It's just the same game every scene. That's all like silly Just like one little bit. So he's just in every in every scene Yeah, you're feet take a flash, oh my god, my feet are so tec-glass. So tec-glass.

So Jenny shows up. And Lisa has a way of saying Jenny, that's like very, I don't know, it's like if it's borderline annoying and hilarious, she's, ha, Jenny, Jenny. She always does that really long, Jenny, hi, Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Janne. She always does that really long. Janne. Hi Janne.

Hi Madhav. Oh, Meredith comes in. And Meredith is one of those creepy huggers. She hugs you and then she holds your shoulders and looks deeply into your eyes. I really want that hug. It's a very Nicole Kidman acting technique thing. That's something where Nicole Kidman has been told

that she is playing, you know, an asymptotic person or an empathetic person, and that's like Nicole Kidman's like, or ought to express it. I'm gonna clasp their shoulders and see them into their eyes. And Meredith Marx's like, I like the way she does the answer to me

and I'm gonna take a pink angel like Hey, and men, Bok. I just hugged you, but I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that.

I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that.

I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. I meant that. ice with all the salt on it. So I have to get lots of pedicures. Right now my feet are high, ba. So housewives are so good about just doing shit in towns that you wonder, how is that business still open?

I mean, in this one episode, we've got the ribbon flying or whatever the hell you call that, and the feet eat your dead skin thing. Like, how do these places stay in business? Are there people who regularly are like, oh, gonna go to the fish place and get my skinny, no? I know, and how do they survive during the pandemic?

I mean, hats off to them, but like, I'm impressed. So then Jenny, Jenny chimes in with a thoroughly uninteresting story about fish spas. She was like, we took a trip to Thailand and we went to a fish spa and I thought like a fish spa, cool nice and then damn like those fish were flipping big. I'm like I'm gonna get piranhas that eating my my feet a lot but like these fish are babies and I can do this. I have trauma but I'll be okay. I'm like That was like wholly unnecessary to my life that that story

Well the big one was coming after me again. Oh my god, you have little jaws on there. Little jaws. And Marath goes, I don't wanna hear about your day with the wh- M-m-m-m-m-m. Did you hear that she did something? She like tried to use vocal fry,

and it like kind of got away from her. Did you hear that? Marath is having a really weird episode. She's like a little uncalibrated. She's like a TV where you have to like go in the back and fix like the V bar or whatever it was called. The tracking on the VCR. Yeah. Get those rabbit ears adjusted. So Lisa's like, we had so much progress, but you know what? I don't work out. So I'm exhausted.

I have to be able to get it because I work so much But then John John grabs the gym bag and like I realized one time like that's a trigger for me because like he's choosing the gym over me But then once I realized that was a trigger I could like let it go. So Jenny has to wait So what? Lisa's like I realized my story is bad as uninteresting as Jenny's story about big fish So I'm just gonna turn it away. Okay back to you Jenny. What's your stupid story? Can you top mine? Oh, well, there was this one time I went to a hallmark store and I thought I was gonna get a shoebox greeting and it was an actual shoebox and Agreed me and I thought that's so literal, but I didn't buy it. I just bought a regular card. Okay, Lisa. What do you got?

So I didn't buy it, I just bought a regular card. Okay, Lisa, what do you got? Zuh. So Jenny tells them that he's in his 50s, and Lisa's like, oh my God, but he's like, say, yawn. So Jenny brings up in, she needs input. She's like, I have a marriage issue. You know, I don't want any more kids, because like I'm older and I tied my tubes, but do we still want some more? And Meredith is like, man, I from going back from ground zero and yes

I am referring to terrorism I like I think I'm wondering I think she meant square one knock around zero It's not going back from the place that nuclear bombs dropped out if you're a vagina and into the world it nuclear bombs dropped out if you're a vagina and it was a wall. Oh gosh. So Jenny is saying that she can't handle another child and that, she says that she had 13 pregnancies and like 10 were, nine were miscarriages, one was a stillborn.

I mean, obviously, just like, you know, just so hard. And she's talking about how emotional it is. And she starts talking about her, her stillbirth. And it's just like a very emotional story about basically how she was sedated through all of it, but do we like witness it and witness this, you know, their daughter basically dying in front of him and that she, he was basically traumatized by that.

Yeah. And Meredith's like, well, I was strong and suggest the count solar because you guys really have to come you on a cane or it's gonna harm your mirror. Look him, grab him by the shoulders, look him right in the eye and say, doing I mean you to be there next time, Brooks has a fashion show with one jogging design. And we're done. Otherwise, you guys are just going to wind up like the Hindenburg again.

If you know what I'm saying. So then Jen goes to a jewelry store. I was stew or sister. Oh, at this, I wrote down this note, Ronnie, because this is the music, I wrote down, monocle choir real weird. It's like they're playing three blind mice, but they're also falling over.

Did you notice this? It was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, another banger from the Trixi Monoclackle choir. Monoclackle. So, yeah. So, Jen Shaw and Stu Chains are at a jeweler, and they encounter their friend Tony, who does not look like he's part of organized crime whatsoever.

No, not at all. He's like, hey, you guys watching new thing on HBO Max, you know, what's about Tony, son? Yeah. So, um, uh, Jen is like looking at some emeralds and everything. And she says that she wants to do something for her group of friends. Um, she wants to show them that she just wants to move, leave everything in the past and move forward. And she wants to do something symbolic, like buying them all jewelry. Yeah, she says her love language is money basically, which you know knowing everything that we know now is so sick, you know. It's like all the money you steal from the old people is your love language. Spending it on people. She's stealing love.

Like us who deserve it. Is that like some sort of like ode to youth? I don't know. Listen Ronnie, if no one give to the young, if no one's loving you, you got to get that love yourself. So she just was getting her love. That's all. I guess. Money is her love language. It's like Robinhood, but for age, you know, steal from the old and give to the young. It's like, I feel like that's life. I feel like that's just society. Yeah. And unless you're old enough, then you get given back to, but it's like a lot less than you thought you were supposed to be getting.

Oh, this is getting depressing. Okay, so the guy's like, yo, yo, you can get this if there's snakes in your life. You know why? Because it's in the shape of a snake, eh? You like that, eh? Carmella, like, she liked the whole goddamn lot. I'll tell you that much, eh?

And Stu is basically like, don't buy that. That's not gonna go well. She's no, no, no, hear me out because snakes shed skin and you know, we can shed skin and snakes are some people have them as pets and those people like snakes. Another thing about snakes is that they're sometimes used in bad names, white snake, people like that band. And she's like trying to come up with an idea. Like she's trying to basically find a way so that way she can buy the snake ring and give it to Meredith, but then say it was a compliment, right?

She's trying to like pre-load the experience. I mean, when you poop too much, people have to come to your house and use a snake like an unquagged shit okay I'm gonna get this for a minute okay because snakes shed their skin and then they eat mammals. What the hell the kind of thing is that? What kind of card do you put with a gift like that without your attention? Yeah it doesn't quite work so then Tony Tony goes, eh, what about snowflake?

You know, because every snowflake is different, and every snowflake is fresh. Every kiss begins with snowflake. Yeah, and like every snowflake, I mean snowflake's fucking cry all the time. How about little trophies? So everyone can get a trophy, okay? It's just like, I don't think you're doing this

in the right spirit. And then so ultimately, she decides she is gonna do snowflakes and she's gonna get them as a necklace and Stu goes, I like that, I like that. I was like, you don't try to do your own version of Lisa Barlow, it's not the same. I like that. I like that.

I was just waiting for her to get arrested so he can jump ship and start working at the same. I like that. I like that. He's just waiting for her to get arrested so he can jump ship and start working at Fresh Wolf. I like that. I like that. So this is going to cost 20. This is between 2730 to 100. And Steve's like, out. Oh my God. Well, I guess we got better get another burner on our way out of here. Stop by the 711. We got to rob a lot more seniors for this shit. Seriously. So now we go to Heather with Ashley and they're looking at college

materials and Ashley's excited to go to school and she's debating. She has to figure out her roommate situation and she's debating whether or not to get like one or two more and she's so sweet she goes. I'm thinking like maybe three is best because then you get two friends and she's so sweet she goes, I'm thinking like maybe three is best because then you get two friends. And you just know, like anyone who was watching who's ever had roommates like, no. You're not coming out with two friends.

You're coming out of a place and you're fucking conditioner bottle. I'll tell you that right now. I mean, it was a therapy session. No. No. She's gonna be that annoying roommate who's just gonna be like guys let's hang out come on guys like Fucking you talk girl fucking Ashley again

fucking Ashley trying to watch trying to find bird porn on the internet Because her mom's just trying to talk about the birds and the bees. I really want to learn So they talk about college and stuff and then Heather tries to bring up the birds and the bees and she's like, because my parents didn't have a conversation about birds and bees. I mean, there was just, I mean, here's the lesson. There are no birds and there are no bees. And if you see a bird in your bee, kill them because they're fucking centers, right? So.

They emerge from a rift in time and space from another parallel multiverse. And so they don't have sex and that's how, they don't reproduce, they just appear. Okay, that's all you need to know. So Heather's like, okay, well, when two people love each other very much, well, generally, they divorce because they've already stopped fucking

by the time they realize that they love that person that much. Well, generally they divorce because they've already stopped fucking by the time they realize that they love that person that much. How much TV? I know how this works. So when a man and a woman love each other very much, they kick out their one or two roommates who then have to stand in the hallway while they have sex. That's what's gonna happen.

So look out for socks and doorknobbs. So she's like, well, I mean, look, this is how I described sex to my girls. When our kid in Stormy was in heat, she got out, and then she came home after being involved in some kind of cat orgy. And I said, Stormy got a taste of the world and never went out again.

And that's how they learned. Gee. So it's the lesson that if you go out and you leave the nests, you're gonna have sex and wanna come back to the nest. So don't have sex because that means you have to come back to the nest. I'm trying to figure out the message.

Don't even try. I mean, it was hard enough growing up, like, you know, really, really super-Christian. At least they sent me to a camp to learn about sex. I mean, it was like a Jesus camp where they taught you in a very holy way about sex. I mean, it was like a Jesus camp where they taught you in a very holy way about it, but still, at least it was something.

I mean, this is terrifying. I feel bad for Stormy. I think Stormy grew up a lot faster than she was ready for. How do you feel, Stari, for Stormy and not me when I told you I just learned a bit about sex from Jesus' camp? Well, I mean, you know, stormy as the newer information. But Jesus camp, I've accepted that and I've internalized it.

And I've expressed empathy and sympathy towards you. I have clashed to your shoulders and stared into your eyes after a hug and been like, Granny, it's gonna be okay. Yeah, that was a previous season. It's now scrubbed. So I'm like the new Ronnie God Carpenters are hot still think Carpenters are hot. You know, I remember her song comes on. I'm like, yes

Why do birds suddenly up here? Oh my god It came from it's bird multiverse Be I've been insist beating the stereo with the tennis racket. Heather still doesn't know the answer to that song. Why do birds suddenly appear if they're not having sex? Because they don't have sex, right? So let's see here. So she's like, listen, I just want you to know it can be pretty debauchous out there. I mean, it's a lot of sex, you know, and partying and kids welding out.

I just don't want you to feel pressure to put out or anything. And Ashley's like, well, but mom, you raised me. So I'm like you, she's like, uh, I went home with a guy from a premier party last year. Who's named? I didn't know. So you know what? Let's just don't, you don't want know what, let's just don't you don't

want to be like me. You don't want to be. Yeah. All right, kiddo, have fun going to one of the top party schools in the nation. Bye. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court, I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserves session with these feuds say about us?

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. And now, and now the main event, which is a only halfway through the episode. So Whitney and Justin arrive at a place called Nino Viejo. Does that mean nine lives? Nino Viejo! No, it means old boy. I really have to get back to my Spanish lesson. Of course it doesn't mean, Nino, I knew the El Nino.

Of course that doesn't mean nine. I mean, I think that's what it means. Nino Viejo, which as we all know, I knew the El Nino. Of course, that doesn't mean nine. I'm like, I think that's what it means. You know, V.A.O. which as we all know means nine lives. You know, it's a dedication to stormy. Let's go eat an old boy. Oh yeah. Um, so when you're in Justin or meeting up with Lisa and John, at least it's like, how are you?

Isn't this like, pretty up here? It's so pretty. And there's like no conflicts of interest with anything here in this restaurant I love that about it. And Justin's like I didn't even know this existed our driver got lost and when he's like yeah we went down hey dark alley and I was like Lisa. Yeah that's what I think every time I go down a dark alley Damn it is not you I just you know what I thought you I thought you could use a better after shave That's all I was just waiting just in case

Yeah, you know what you're like where are she taking us? Where is she taking what is this like awful place are taking us? Well we're on to good times now Whitney. You're safe. You're safe with me Whitney. I love that. I just sucks. And Justin's like, how was that? She goes, my equal everyone was off. You know, I just can't. I just can't. I got my, like, roll my head like that. And Whitney's like, she was really good at the poll. I love stripper polls. Did you know I love stripper polls? Yes, Whitney. We know it.

And then, Do you want to do some shots? That's good because I'm no stranger to the poll. So then we also see a flashback of Lisa at when he's house on the poll. And Lisa spins around. And afterwards she goes, I'm going to be sick. That goes fast.

That goes fast. As if she were on a ride. I was like, that was you going fast. So, um, Lisa says, you know, John, John said, you need to do that's for maybe because they love hanging out together. Johnson and John, Jetta, Justin and John, Jetta, they love each other. And when he's like, whatever it takes. And she's like,ang, Justin and John, J-jang. They love each other.

And when he's like, whatever it takes, and she's like, yeah, but there's that kind of fun though. We're dating, right there. We're dating. Ha ha ha ha. We're dating, we're dating, we're dating. Ha ha ha. Lisa is actually laughing the words out, ha ha.

Like she's being so fake right now. Ha ha with me. Long, long, hello, L. R-O-T-F-L-L, Vita Tequila. Oh my god, Vita Tequila cocktails. R-O-F-W-L rolling, fresh, rough, underfloor. Okay? Floor, flow, flow with me.

My equilibrium, she mentions equilibrium a lot. My equilibrium is really getting rocked right now by this beta tequila. Oh my God, I love that. I love that they serve beta tequila here. What a coincidence. So they get drinks and then who comes over to the table. Oh my God, it's Aubrey and Marka,

they own it, they're like the hottest chef couple. Ava. And what he's like, what a coincidence. And Whitney tells us, Aubrey and Marco, we're the caterers that we're working. Angie's casino night until at least, um, I forgot what I was saying. Can we start that over again? So she comes out with her big conspiracy theory. Yes, which is that basically that Lisa broader years, that way they could exonerate Marco and Aubrey could exonerate Lisa and make it look like she didn't, you know, interfere with Angie's catering.

So Aubrey and Marco come over. Well, they're like, they keep on coming over. And Marco's like, hey everyone, welcome to Nenio. I got Vita shots for everybody. Oh my God, what a coincidence. The owner of Vita Tequila right here. What an amazing, amazing coincidence. He looks like a South Park character, this guy.

Well, he looks like he's appropriate. I sort of that neck of the woods. Yeah. So, Marco's like he's appropriate. I sort of that neck of the woods. Yeah. Um, so Mark was like chairs to Vienna. And then Aubrey brings over some carnitas and roast chicken. And she's like, Oh my God, Lisa, I cannot believe what I'm just doing right now to you.

Literally, we didn't even do her event because we can't leave on a Friday. And when he's like, Wait, wait, stop cut scene, stop scene. Hey, wait a minute. How could you rewind to the good times? Show the tape back when we were having fun. It's like two minutes ago.

We are having fun, Lisa. Yeah, it goes like one week earlier. I'm open and I wanna get to know you more. Two days earlier, this gonna be our thing. One day earlier, Whitney and I are B want to get to know you more. Two days earlier, this is going to be our thing one day earlier. Whitney and I are BFFs now 10 minutes earlier. We're on good terms now Whitney, 10 seconds ago. Hi, I love you.

I love that. So Aubrey, you know, Aubrey, you know, this, this whole scandal with a catering has had lots of stuff coming out that we've been talking about and the text messages and this scene was slated to happen anyway, apparently, but Aubrey, whether or not, Aubrey is really not smooth with her lines. Whatever lines she was given, she just comes in like a sledgehammer. Of course Whitney has her like, you know, her, whatever, sure. Well, you know, she's out there on the back of her neck because she's auditioning in the old boy for sure to get on this show.

And Whitney is not having it all. She's telling us, are you freaking kidding me Lisa? You've been laughing at my jokes. You've been telling me you love me. Yes, you helped my face under a running faucet when we were in the bathroom and I almost drowned, but you said you were trying to help me with a booker in my nose. I thought we were friends. Yeah. You're just manipulating me and playing the long game to get to get me here to to and I to prove your innocence. So then Aubrey's like, no, no, like, no, like we just didn't do her event and that has nothing to do with Lisa who happens to be a wonderful person.

Wow, Lisa Barlow, I can't believe anyone would speak negatively about you. Wow. I hope you're not too mad because we will be serving you Barlow Flan. This is all said and done. When he's like, are you fucking kidding me? This is so fucking stage. Why would you bring up Angie in front of me? Yeah, I was like, um, literally, I was just coming with some cardinitas. She's like, no, Angie, I do not want you to do this, Angie.

Do not do it. John was like, this is Aubrey. I'm flustered because of emotion and no stripper polls in the restaurant. I was really hopeful. It wasn't going to come to this. I was really hopeful that we were going to have a date night. Whitney, Whitney, this is a date night. This is a date night.

And also, free food. Hold it in until after dinner is over. Okay, free food. And John's like, it is a date night. She's like, no, it is a set up, John. And now she is trying to prove to me. It's like that time she told me, Whitney, I have something for you. And she opened the trunk of her car and I looked in and she pushed me in. I will not fall for this again, John. It's like that time when she

said I had a stain on my shirt and I looked down and next thing I know, her finger is hitting me in the nose. I will not fall for a trap again. It's like that time. She told me that she lost her ring in the bottom of the toaster and when I tried to fish it out for her, she pushed the toaster starter down. It's like the time when she put her hand on my face and said, got your nose and then she pulled it back and she literally had torn my nose off. And I was so scared

and then she opened her hand and her nose disappeared and come back to my face. And then I realized it never had left. I'm not falling for that trap again. You're not pulling one over on me, nose lady. Shame on me, Lisa, to think that you wanted to be my friend when you just wanted to come here and cover your tracks. And Mark goes like, it's not true, it's not true. Little South Park Mark go over there. And Lisa's like, you guys, wait, I am so confused. So Lisa tells us, in a world where I think what,

I think she's on CSI's hot life today And it's like literally where to me all these like little conspiracy theorists. She's coming up with like what's the setup? I love that can I touch and Whitney's like Lisa? Why would you bring me here? I'm more of a hot. She's already come between me and Andre I hope she doesn't come between another friendship and customer because they carry my tequila, feed her tequila, the best tequila on earth. That is not okay. I don't love the hot.

I didn't coach him to say that okay. I mean, I can't coach people anyway. I mean, look at John. John's an abstract. He's still slumping. You see what I mean? I think you confused me for Sharif. He is the one who's the couch.

Whitney goes. Well then why the fuck would she come to our table and say that right away? Like, do you not take a step back from my perspective, the perspective of a woman who is on a pole right now? I don't lie to you. I don't lie. I don't lie. She's like, no, I think that you do lie.

You know, you do know how uncomfortable it is to be in this position with you when you've treated me so badly. And then we get like a Justin confessional because the drinks are amazing and the food looks amazing, but this great idea that John and I came up with to get our lives together is absolutely backfiring I'm like listen, you're getting free food. So I think it's a win

So Lisa's just like listen, you know Angie if you have a friend for 20 years, she'll pick up the phone and call them or do you ambush them? I mean why come on what's that about? I'm meeting saying oh my god. I need to calm down. Okay. I'm going to wave my hands in the air in circles I got heated. I got heated. I'm still to wave my hands in the air in circles. I got heated. I got heated. I'm still waving my hands.

Everyone, look at me. I got heated. I'm so waving my hands. Are you getting this? Are you getting this? I'm fixing my aura. I'm fixing my aura. I don't want to yell right now because Justin keeps kicking me

under the table and saying free food, stop this, we're getting free food. So I'm going to fix my aora right now. Well, the bottom line is I want to be friends with you about that, but you're not a left I'm mad. And she's like, do you ever just say the words I am wrong? I do. I say to John all the time, like that one time I told him it's okay, do you ever just say the words? I am wrong. I do. I say to John all the time like that one time I told him it's okay

I'm not triggered anymore when you got at the gym and then I said, well, I'm sorry. I was wrong I'm triggered stay home with the kid you idiot. I'm leaving here if you don't It's like that time I got pulled off from a pilot police officer and I was like can I touch and then I touched his chest And I was like I'm gonna arrest you know, and said, I'm sorry, I was wrong. I was wrong. So she's like, listen, and Lisa's mad now. And so she's using like insanely open mouthed addiction. It was crazy. She's like, because I didn't do anything wrong

when that comes to Anja. And that's the only way I take to man. I fucked up. And if I did something wrong, I would say I did not. I did not that the area I don't matter. I fucked up. I might do something wrong. I'm a say-ah I did not I did not Like are you gonna put your fist in your mouth? You're terrifying right now And we need like the text messages I read the cadence and the timeline That you need to ask them you need to ask them. Okay. Okay, cuz I didn't sound dumb I didn't know that we're bearing time and I had nothing to do with me

Just like John going to the gym. It has nothing to do with math But I am willing to put all of this aside and have a separate relationship with Angie and this separate relationship with you So how are we going to move on? And the waiter's like, shot. And she goes, yes, yes, shots. And by the way, what Wendy does is she just pushed Lisa to the point where now Lisa is like, like, shouting and like, as furious. And now as Lisa is trying to like, say her thing, when he's like, wait, no, we can't go

back to the past. Let's do shots. She bits just like sounds as Lisa. And you can see Lisa is so pissed.'t he's like, wait, no, we can't go back to the past, let's do shots. It's just like, sounds as Lisa. And you can see Lisa is so pissed. Lisa's like, fine, I have to agree to this, but I'm still so mad. She is so angry. Yeah, and Whitney's like, my ancestors pushed hand cards over mountains.

So I think we can get over this, but I don't think I can ever trust Lisa again. Lisa, anytime you bring up the past, it is dismissed to our future. And Lisa said, you do our future. I like Whitney saying, let's no longer focus on the past while she simultaneously talking about her ancestors pushing hand cards over the mountains. So now we go to Park City where coach Shah is he's kind of like playing football, not playing football, he's like training his son, making him do exercises and stuff. Omar, young Omar, and Jen comes terrified Omar Omar Omar Omar who has really mastered the side eye towards his mother.

I mean, he really got that down. Yes. So Jen comes out and she's like, Hi, guys, I feel like I need to get daddy hyped up. Hi, it's a megaphone. Look at that. Do you want me to do a rap in the megaphone? She's trying to be a little wacky. And then in a great moment of foreshadowing,

she hits the button on the megaphone that makes the siren go off. I was like, you just see like, Stu Chains go running out of that. It's with like a laptop. Come on, Jen. We only have five minutes. She's screaming through the megaphone.

I paid for that snake. So Omar just looks miserable. So he has a 4.0 and she and Jen wants to celebrate his 4.0 and he just does not want to talk to his mother and she says that she's gonna be volunteering at the school. She's like, are you happy about that? Are you happy? He's like, well, if you wanna be there,

I don't know. Like, as if any fortune-neural wants to see their mom the hallway. Right, he's like, well, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, but he looks not happy at all. I mean, he has the most miserable face right now. She's like, but come on, are you glad? And he's like, I guess if you want to.

But I want to see you in the hallway and say, hi, Omar, and maybe meet your friends. And she tells us that making up with her friends is easy, but making up with her family is really hard because they were there when her dad was dying. And you know, she was knowing Jen. I mean, knowing how Jen was acting last year, imagine when this was all still super fresh, right? So she was just there. I mean, knowing how Jen was acting last year, imagine when

this was all still super fresh, right? So she was just there going crazy all the time. Yeah. And she says, I just want you to say, yes, mommy, I want you to come to school. And he goes, but that's not me telling the truth. And he looks like he's got a lot of anger towards her. But he's trying to be respectful. He keeps looking back at his dad like, don't yell at me, you know? So, Shreif is like, well, you know why he's so reserved, right? Because, you know, he doesn't want you to think

you have to be there, because sometimes you have the best of plans and you say you're gonna be there, but then things would happen, you know, and I would be upset too if I were him. So I guess she makes a lot of promises she doesn't keep. So she seems like she seems to be doing a stellar job over there. Yeah.

And then she goes, but Mommy's here now, Mommy's here now, which is again, some more foreshadowing for Jen's potential future on the show and in life. So, um, yeah. So then she's basically just pestering him and be like, I'll decorate your locker. I'll decorate your locker, which is what really no one needs is a Gen shot decorated locker Although she is good at decorating temporary spaces as we've learned on this show so Then he snaps his head to his dad like please don't let her decorate more locker

I'm sure he feels like oh, don't worry. That's what's not gonna happen. I was like, wow, happy times over there It's only gonna get worse. I feel bad for that kid. Oh Yeah, so then we now go over to tennis courts for another edition of terrible tennis on Bravo The sport that producers make people play so producers make people play. So Mary, Mary should that stereotypically housewives should be able to play. So they're scheduled to play every single season of every single show and never know how to play. None of them know how to play.

So Mary shows up first and she's like, smells like stinky feet in here. And then Meredith comes in and she's got like all like, you know, she's got like her like her usual like structured blazer on. It's kind of like a structured blazer jacket kind of thing with a big shoulder pads and stuff. And she's like, well, I used to plan a lot, but I don't plan all that often anymore. But quite frankly, we haven't even had the conversation about what sport this even is. It's really not up to you to make assumptions about how I can play this sport.

This sport has not even o'leamled itself. How dare you know how difficult it was for this sport to be o'leam lame old man. This board is a child and you are speaking about this board. Such a negative way. So Mary doesn't know how to play at all. She's like, she doesn't even know how to play. She's just doing this so she can wear the outfit. And Mary's like, I did it for the outfit. Meredith also can't play by the way, I just want to point that out. And she also is clearly doing

it appearing here for those where this outfit. So um Meredith is like, so hold on, I'm not going to hug you and class me of shoulders, but I'm gonna ask a question that will feel like a shoulder hug. What sports did you do as a child? And by child, I mean from the ages of zero through 27. Mary's like, oh well, of course, back riding, I didn't do the skiing. I mean, you know black people don't ski, right? She goes, that's natural. Yeah, trying to see black people skiing is like looking in a mountain and finding chocolate chips. You won't find it. You won't find it. And then they cut to her doing snow angels.

So then, so Meredith is talking about where she's just so overwhelmed and crazy with work and Seth is coming and going. You always know he's in town because you can hear it right above Salt Lake City. That's him on a plane. So then I have Mary says those absences make things stronger and I don't know if that was what she said or if I just have a bad spelling but but with Mary, you really just don't know what she's talking about, right? Yeah, I think she said the absences. Yeah, she was like, um, uh, she, Mary, Mary started talking about Robert also being like coming and going and stuff. And she goes, I remember when I got

my own bedroom and, uh, because Robert Sr., and I don't him in the same room, and he's like, this is your room. And I was like, what do you mean this is my room? And at first I thought this is weird, but then I don't know what I did without my own room. I married it to his like, ah, ah, ah. You should try a different stage. That's a real humdinger, right, man.

And so Meredith is saying that she's saying, but you know, I could be wrong for this, but I would change Robert Senior. I mean, the whole person, you know, to the person that I want, because you want them to hold you or like, say sorry about stuff or be passionate, you know, you just want them to be alive.

And then you have Robert Senior. Pfft. Pfft. Sounds like things are going great. So Mary is like, well, if Robert Junior, oh Mary says, sorry, I'm not married, Mary says that basically if Robert Junior leaves the house, then it's just gonna be her and Robert Senior.

And she's not really looking forward to that. So Mary goes, she's, I wanna live, Italian style, where they live at home until they're married, you know, unless someone gets abducted by Bowser into a castle, something like that. Um, I don't know if that's Italian. That means just be Mary. Oh, but I see what you're saying there. I just played for the outfits. Um, Mary's like, uh, you know, we're just a puzzle and like if you take the middle piece of the puzzle, then the other two pieces don't mesh.

And she's like, I mean, I kind of got it in my family when one of them, he's in some of the puzzles missing. We say fuck that. We don't like puzzles anyway. Go get a petty. So. Yeah, it's really weird when we put a piece of the puzzle back in. When, you know, when Seth comes back from Mississippi, it's like, we got all the pieces of the puzzle,

but everything's a little stickier now as a result. I don't know. So, so now we go to Jenny and Dewey on the slopes. And they have like a wacky scene of them cross-country skiing which is supposed to hide the fact that they have massive issues between the two of them. So they're like racing and it's like you better get back here. Oh, we're competitive. This is fun. We have a fun relationship. Yeah, not buying this kind of hating Dewey

wish she slowed down the hill, okay? Because Dewey did not win any points with anybody I don't think in the scene. So he, of course, immediately, he almost got more kids. What's that? He almost won a point with me. And then he, then he like,

he, you know what he did? He answered, he, he, he, he like got the $400 question correct on Jeopardy, but then he like lost all the $1,000 questions. That's what it was. Because I had like a shred of empathy. More than a shred, I feel like what he went through was like very dramatic. And then it's been, this whole scene has been teased all season long.

It's in the trailers. And I thought it was going to be like a misdirection. It was all going to try not to be a joke. And then when it wasn't a joke, I was like, it's worse than you could have ever thought. That's I was the same. I was like, I cannot believe this is really the same. So basically it brings up more kids again. And she's like, oh my God, can we just appreciate the three we have?

And he says something. I don't think I've ever heard anybody say before because we need to replenish the earth because the world is in bad shape and it needs more good people. I've heard people saying, I'm not bringing the kid into this crazy ass world, but I've never heard someone like, wow, this world is crazy.

Let's bring more people into it. Maybe they can clean it up. Yeah. So you have, as far as we can tell, you have three wonderful children. Don't push your luck. Okay. You're currently on Bravo TV. Nothing good comes out of this. Yeah. So he keeps going about it. And she's like, you know what? Listen, one miscarriage was hard enough, but I went through 10 and she starts crying. And she's like, I don't like feeling that something's wrong with me

and this is just continuing that. And so he talks about how he gets where she's coming from but he still wants them, you know? And he talks about losing his child and how he's still basically empty inside because of it. And so he goes, so what if we get a surrogate? And she's like, so now we're gonna raise another infant. No, I don't want to raise a fucking infant. No. Yeah. And he's like, she goes, our life is wonderful right now. Why would you want to change it? He goes, I just want more kids. He just says that as if he just wants a kick-cat. I just want more kids. I mean, and if you don't want to raise another toddler,

that means, I guess, adoption's out of the question. And she's like, yeah, and he goes, what if we get a sister wife? So at this point, I'm expecting the wacky music to kick in and she throws a snowball, but like, do we get out of here? But she goes, are you serious right now? So you can't have babies, and like with with me and so let's get a sister wife So you can just have more kids regardless of how I feel

And he goes, I'm dead serious I was like, what? Oh my god, this was the sound in my house BOOM! BOOM! I know, it's like screaming at the top of my lungs. And also let's not give him a pass for that tie he was wearing during the interview.

Okay, like we talked a few weeks ago about their strange, like surrealists, Matisse or Nama Tees, McGreet kind of like chairs or whatever, Dali chairs in their dining room. And now you see his tie and you realize, he's like all about illusions and stuff. He has like a striped tie, but it's like weird stuff inside it.

Did you notice that? Is this just like a bend fascination? No, yeah, I didn't notice it. Oh, so he, sorry, but I will next. Look for the tie. It was terrible. I didn't want to lie. I don't want to lie about it, okay?

So maybe we should just get a sister wife. Maybe she'd notice. You can get a sister wife, maybe she'd notice. You can get a sister wife for all the holes in between us. Oh, I totally get a sister wife for the men that she would do all like the annoying stuff in life. Yeah, yeah. So Dewey's like, you know, it's not uncommon in our culture. My grandfather had five wives and they all got along.

And Jenny's like, yeah, it happens in our culture, but I don't want that. And if murder wasn't a felony, he would be dead right now. So he's like, it's our family. She goes, this is not about our family. This is about what you want. And you're not thinking about me.

And you think, you go have sex with someone else, go have more kids, and have fun. Like you think you can just do this. So she is furious. And he's like, Jenny, come back. Cause she goats up and she walks away. She's, we are done. We're done. And, and that's where actually the episode ends. So congratulations,

Salt Lake City. You managed to wedge in polygamy into the storylines of an already pretty, pretty major collection of storylines. Right. They wove it in in the most unexpected way, right? Yeah. Crazy. Because I was thinking like, why is Jenny here? She doesn't really do. She definitely gives off a friend of energy. She doesn't really seem to interact with much of the cast or she doesn't like, she definitely did not cause as much drama as Angie did in her one episode. But then this happened. I was like, Oh, because Brava wants its polygamy storyline for you. Well, the drama, the idea told me that it was originally Jenny as a friend of and Angie as a main housewife, but then because of Angie's views, they can't her.

And supposedly that first party was the first filming day when they were all getting back together. And yeah, it's all, it's like a weird timeline. What are Angie's views? Are they apparently? She's like a really QAnani conspiracy theory type and deleted all of it from her Instagram and now she just has a bunch of like alien conspiracies and you know other you know like here's the app that I'm wearing today because

she's an effluent star so I don't know if any of that's true because I didn't see any of that with my own eyes but that's what I'm reading online. Oh gosh, but man That's a bummer if it's true if it's true But yeah, yeah cuz Angie's definitely giving more like a real housewife vibe, right? But you know, we'll see. I mean, we got Jenny right and she's bringing Jenny's bringing the polygamy and no one else doing that a bravo That's true. I mean, they're doing it on TLC, but do we need to go down that road? No, that's my question But um fun episode Everybody, thank you so much for being with us today

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