Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Champagne and Suffering

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is in San Diego and Jen Shah hands Angie K a huge storyline when she dumps a glass of... champagne on her head. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:59 Hi, everybody. Welcome to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Day. Thanks to everybody who has been showing up on Take A Seat on Monday nights over on Spotify live. This coming Monday, December, whatever, beginning of December, first Monday of December, is our final Take A Seat show. So come join us over there. It was a temporary time that we were there, but you know what?
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Starting point is 00:02:11 I'm wearing my winter sweater. Because I am still here in my childhood bedroom here in New York. So I'm here for the next 24 hours. And then I'm going to Miami to celebrate the Potomac Castro to Miami and the return of Real Housewives of Miami next week. That's actually not why I'm going, but I'm just going to say that, because I wonder if I say that, does that mean I can write off the trip? I don't know, it counts.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Let me know. Write it off anyway. What are they going to do? Prove me wrong. Okay, I talked about Real Housewives of Miami and the fucking Barnes and Noble and Miami. There, prove it wrong. Prove me wrong. I'll just sit on my corner in South Beach
Starting point is 00:02:48 and just with a little microphone and talk for five minutes about Miami. I'll be like there, tax ride off. Crying because that's how I react to South Beach. I'm sick of so fat. I'm so fat. Maybe I'll see Larson. People are just throwing dollars at me.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Anywho, but no, that's all I have to offer. That's all I have to say. I mean, let's work for O's Ampick. Well, work for O's Ampick. It's my little, my little sharpie sign. Maybe I'll join only fans and do like a, do like a collab with Larsa down there in Miami. Oh my god, that would be amazing. Wouldn't it? Or maybe I'll find a feed out there. Just really get them in people's faces, attract all the truck drivers.
Starting point is 00:03:32 That Larza, I'll just steal her truck driver slash prisoner audience. But maybe I was going to say, maybe I'll find a bedazzled mug and I can just marital it up. I'll just be like, oh my amy, wow, what a city. I just want to straw. Yeah, just have your straw. Oh, my amy, I hear you're both a beach and a city. Just like say things that don't even make sense, but just I'll just leave the straw thing to make it seem like a new window. That's that's a marisol action over there. Um, so that's coming up. What else? What am I doing? Nothing. Nothing. Really nothing new. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Just just catching up. Um, well, but today we are talking about the real house of Salt Lake City, which was quite an entertaining episode for me personally. I enjoyed it. I don't know if you enjoyed it, but I enjoyed it quite a bit. I was really happy to see Angie Kay really, really let her almost housewife, you know, wings open up because she's not a real housewife. She's a friend of. But I have to say, after this episode, I was a little surprised that they did not make her a real housewife because I feel like she really, she really anchored this episode in a way that a friend of usually doesn't. And I was impressed.
Starting point is 00:04:52 You know, you really did have that reaction because we were texting about it, you know, as we were watching because we don't talk to each other enough, you know, so we want to make sure that I know what Ben's thinking. So we were texting about the show and you you work onto that guy, when someone gets off the plane, you were that guy standing there with the sign with their name on it with like a limo. You're like, get into the car, you've made it. Please get into your limo.
Starting point is 00:05:15 I'm here to take you to paradise. I wasn't, I didn't have a sign, you know? I was like, don't get in my car. I was like that Uber driver. It's like, please don't get in here. I don't dislike, I'm just cautious because I think she's been so thirsty so far and like trying to get in the middle of everyone's fights
Starting point is 00:05:31 when she didn't really belong there. Like, I've looked at her as kind of auditioning too hard for the show. Now, I will say, Gen Sha, who is stolen so much from so many is capable of giving because she really did give her a gift by throwing that drink on her head because then she had something
Starting point is 00:05:50 that she could actually argue about that made sense where she wasn't trying to, and then she wouldn't let it go because she is gonna keep drawing too hard, you know? But it's against Jim and it was legit. So I have to say, welcome to, you know, the Uber, please don't get it. Baggage is the next Uber. Yes, welcome to baggage baggage claim. You know, look, I I so at the reason why I felt like she was giving me real housewives energy was because I mean,
Starting point is 00:06:16 yeah, she's been she's been thirsty. Although I actually would argue I feel like Angie H has actually been thirsty or this year, which is funny because she doesn't need to be because she already established herself last year with with catering so she really could have just like those if I guess. Yeah, but it was a great fail and I feel like I guess I just have it in my mind Angie H showing up in sequence and a top hat and like doing a rat attack dance. to when the scenes go marching in for the choir editions that that kind of images in my head, which I'm like, mm, that was actually give me friend of energy. But Angie Kaye here in this situation,
Starting point is 00:06:51 she has been trying to find her way in, you know, with minimal success, she's been fine. But then with this, she gets that champagne poured on her head and she did the, for she did the proper thing which is to start to cry. Like, I was so mad, I was so mad. I can't believe she would start to cry. Like, I was so mad. I was so mad. I can't believe she would do that to me.
Starting point is 00:07:08 And she was so mad. And then she turned it into like, vitriol. And she had a big scene in a sprinter van. And she anchored it and she didn't back down. And she went hard. I was like, woo, that was big, you know? And then she, you know, and then we also saw the work that she did leading up to all of this, which was hosting a party for Jen, just so she could use that against Jen later.
Starting point is 00:07:32 You know? And I was like, that is called doing your homework and planning for the day. Long game. That is packing your lunch before a hike. You know what I mean? That's getting trail mix. Okay. Going to CBS beforehand. brand and getting some trail mix. She came ready.
Starting point is 00:07:50 She did. So, let's just get started. Okay, so three months until Jen's trial. And because Salt Lake City, we are shown what kind of pain is going on in Jen's mind with the visual of her putting in her contacts. They're like, it's three must still translate like, and then we see clips of bad memories of like the FBI and then it cuts back to her like trying to get in her contact. What's the opposite of the future so bright you got to wear shades?
Starting point is 00:08:24 Is it like the future is so dark you got to put in your contacts? Is that what the visual is happening here? Yeah, the future, the past was so difficult that you have dry eye and your contacts. Sorry. They just keep giving us new stuff because we have the choir this year, that's new. And have we ever seen a housewife distressed using contacts as a prop? We haven't. And it really did last this whole scene was her putting on contacts. And then she's like, oh, contacts. And it's like, whoosh. And then they're like, have you had any contact with your assistant? Stu chains. And she's like, oh,
Starting point is 00:08:58 we're gonna contact. This is a little contact. Just like trying to get, trying to dock in that eyeball, you know? She's like, oh, the memories, the memories. So then it's like, then it gets like very quiet. And then she's like, and then she talks about depression. She talks about how when her dad passed away, she was on antidepressants, and, you know, and it was really hard.
Starting point is 00:09:23 And just, just when she had clawed out of that hole, now all of a sudden it's a living hell again. Just when she had climbed back to being not depressed while she defrauded people, her fraud caused her to be depressed. Right, they took away her hobby, stealing from old people. Okay, stealing from the weakest people in our society. I'm sure that everybody out there is crying right now
Starting point is 00:09:47 watching this just Gen Shoshin. I'm not, okay, no, I'm not. So she's like, I'm just taking each day as it comes. Poor thing. Okay, so then we go to Beaumont Baker and it's dramatic music. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, now it looks like it was like a bakery in the middle of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I don't know why I felt it's like- Everything in Salt Lake City looks like that. Every time they show a place with a window, you see just bare mountains. Nothing. You know, gorgeous scenery. Yeah, it's just like mountains. Nothing. Gorgeous scenery. Yeah, it's just like a bakery on top of a mountain. You know? So it's like, that's like closer to Jesus or something. So, it's so gorgeous, Sarah, but it's like offensively gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I feel like there's just no seven on all of them. We're like mad that they have not destroyed the natural landscape more. Oh my God, it's like a bakery surrounded by nature. Like ew, right. Don't they know they can like pave over that and put up an Italian restaurant? What about like, could you know Tuscana too, okay?
Starting point is 00:10:53 Yeah. I do feel like. So like what do you want to have to print? There is no one goes to FedEx, Ginkgo's for any reason, really? You're just gonna have a fucking mountain there. Get out of your mountain. Okay, you're setting up enough space. Congrats sending a package at your not UPS store. Oh, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Does that fir tree offer overnight delivery? Didn't think so. By the way, and I'm sorry, this says nothing to do with anything really, but I'm so furious at nature and their litter. I'm sick of mother nature littering all over the fucking place. And. But I'm so furious at nature and their litter. I'm sick of mother nature of littering all over the fucking place. And no, I'm not talking about children. So all the mothers, I'm not talking about your babies today. But I was just at Tuesday morning, because you know, it's either Tuesday morning or home goods.
Starting point is 00:11:38 So I was at Tuesday morning today, just cut my car washed, which I never do. I guess very rare fruit, but it was so disgusting. So I got my car washed, also I have no. I guess very rare fruit, but it was so disgusting. So I got my car washed. Also, I have no life. That's what I think would be fun. No, but I had done it like yesterday. So I went to Tuesday morning and I'm in there
Starting point is 00:11:53 and I'm checking out and I guess what I hear. Broom! The fucking leaf blower is in the Tuesday, outside the Tuesday morning, but still like your leaf blowing up, parking lot really. And they're literally standing like two spaces away from me, just blowing leaves. You know, fuck leaves, fuck trees, just throwing their leaves everywhere to the point where you have to get people out there with reverse vacuum cleaners that don't do anything to fuck up your damn car.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Come on. Also branches, I think we should extend that to branches because on Sunday night, it was sort of like drizzling here in New York. It was like drizz that to branches because on Sunday night it was sort of like drizzling here in New York. It was like drizzly, a little warm, but it was drizzly, and then I have nowhere. The weather does turn all genshaw. The weather, all of a sudden, for like 25 seconds, obviously you hear like a woo woo woo woo like that song we got like super windy. I was like, you know like that wind where you feel like the windows are going like this.
Starting point is 00:12:44 And I was like, whoa, like it's a tornado coming through And then obviously you hear like As like branches are flying everywhere and then it's like over and I was like Why did you do that weather that was like either you be a storm or you don't be a storm But like this and then now we have branches everywhere like big branches that are awkward on the lawn. Literally, I'm telling you, mother nature is a littering asshole. Okay, so everybody who's all green, you're like, oh, it's okay. It's nature. No, it's not. Okay, it's being blown all over the fucking place on a sick event.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Okay. You just, we are done. Okay, you know what? No more leaves, no more branches. When you're ready to die, just like disintegrate. Okay? Yes. It disintegrates.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I'm like, really, then just leave it in the parking lot to disintegrate. Well, we can't do that. Really? Why not? It's just disintegrate, but it takes time. So as far as I'm concerned, it's trash, it's litter. Cut the shit trees. Fucking mother nature over.
Starting point is 00:13:44 You know what, over shit. If you didn't have those leaves, where would Michael's draw its inspiration? Michael's the craft store? Yes. If you, like, if it weren't for those leaves, Michael's would not be able to sell fake, orange and yellow leaves that you can then arrange
Starting point is 00:14:01 and put in your house and be like, it's to announce that it's fall. You know, it's like, hey, it's fall. Let me put some fake leaves on my table. Well, they could stay on the tree and still change color. Why do you have to go through the whole process of like dropping one to the ground? You know, it's like a smokeer. You know, it's like time for another cigarette.
Starting point is 00:14:18 You just throw the other one on the ground. You smoke another one. You know, and then people used to get on my ship for that and I was like, well, that's natural. It's tobacco. So fuck off. Okay, why can trees do it, but I can't do it. You get on my ship for that and I was like, well, that's natural. It's tobacco. So fuck off. Okay, why can trees do it, but I can't do it. You know, when I do it, I get a ticket.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Mother Nature, you know, they make stories about her and teach children about what a wonderful lady she is. As far as I'm concerned, Mother Nature is a litter bug and I'm sick of her shit. Well, you know what, it's time to stand up to her. Well, Mother Nature is not a litter bug because Mother Nature is just making trash in her own house, okay.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Like, it's one thing, if I, okay. Her house is everywhere though. You don't get what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying in a entire world. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like one thing, if like I, like, like, taxes, take a piece of paper, if I make a little paper ball and throw it to the garbage,
Starting point is 00:15:02 and I'm missing it, it's by the garbage, I'm like, okay, I'll pick it up in a little bit. You know, that's one thing. It's my choice. It's my house. But if you came into my house and threw some trash to the garbage can and then walked away, I'd be like, excuse me, Ronnie, pick up that ball and put it in the trash can because it's my house.
Starting point is 00:15:16 So the truth is, when we litter, we're really just making paper balls and going all over Mother Nature's house. I paid to lip. So that's like saying that someone in the food court, just because you're both in the food court, they can throw, it's like if you're the cinnamon and I'm the subaro, like you're allowed to throw your icing all over me
Starting point is 00:15:34 because we're in the same food court that isn't ours anyway. No, it's bullshit. Fuck that. The food court people need to take care of that shit. I don't think I followed that metaphor. Because you're saying like we're a property within a bigger property.
Starting point is 00:15:47 So we can still litter within our little, I don't like it. I don't just clean up after your shit mother nature. That's what I'm going. Okay, let's go back to the middle of nowhere to see what's happening at the bar maker. Yeah. It's being a food court. So Heather, Heather walks in and Angie H is there and she's like spring has not sprung everyone. Did I, did I land a job?
Starting point is 00:16:08 Did I land the six snowflake of the cast? Spring has not sprung. Good, good stuff. And Anna said, oh my God, you ordered me the breakfast burrito. Thank you. You got it. Mike Boutan, you're so thirsty, you're even pre-ordering everybody's food. Just stop.
Starting point is 00:16:25 You're trying too hard. She's like, well, I saw that Bethany does this, and she's like a star. So, so Dana comes up to, and, I have, by the way, this is Heather's favorite bakery, to see you know. So if anyone ever wants to see Heather Gay, either I think you go to Beauty Lab and Laser,
Starting point is 00:16:42 or you come to Belmont, on top of the mountain, Mount Belont, okay So Dana's there and she's talking about how she and Jenna are like not on good terms right now And she tells them about how how like Jen called Meredith to invite Meredith to San Diego But Dana was there and then they got into a fight and everything and and then Heather's like I was like, yeah, it's crazy cuz I only just got a text to go on this trip. Like, why am I drive over here? And so, Dana then is like, oh, she only just texted you.
Starting point is 00:17:10 I'm like, whoa, Dana, don't act like, like, hey, like don't all of a sudden start shaming Heather for getting a late text when you're barely on this. You're not even on the trip. Yeah, but I like her because she's like dropping that. And then also she's already told off Jen and also she has the newest Louie
Starting point is 00:17:26 Which is like a real fuck you to a real housewife, you know like when the friend of shows up with a new Louie, you know, yeah, and then She doesn't try too hard though. She doesn't try hard at all. I feel like she barely wants to even be that. I don't think she even likes Bill Mondt She's probably like gluten free. So I like it. I like a standoffish person at first, you know, because I think she'll bloom. So she's like, yeah, well, she didn't invite you and Heather's like, I mean, barely, barely. And then Angie goes, Angie H is like, so could you guys tell me about this trip
Starting point is 00:18:02 that I'm barely aware of? It's like, no, you're not invited, and you're still not going to be. And I love that they didn't even invite Angie Harrington, who's been on, I mean longer than the other friends of. And also, the whole reason Dana is going is because she happened to be there when Meredith found out about the invitations, so Meredith invited Dana. But Angie is there when Heather found out about the invitation and Heather's not going to invite Angie. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:18:30 So this shit is so petty. Yeah, and she does not get the sympathy, does not get the sympathy invitation. So, uh, Dan is, Dan says, she's like, well, you know, Jen and I kind of went at it and like, she called, she was like, you know, you called me a bully and I was like, I did call you a bully and I don't like the way you talk of people, you know, you called me a bully. And I was like, I did call you a bully.
Starting point is 00:18:45 And I don't like the way you talk to people. You're very disrespectful and you're very rude. And she started yelling and hung up the phone and everything. And you just see Angie being like, wow, I can't believe you talked to a main cast member like that. That's really crazy. And she's like, we're just gonna figure that on the trip. And so Angie is like,
Starting point is 00:19:02 though Meredith invited you, but not Jen, what's up with that? And now there's like, wait, so you're gonna be a guest of a guest? Sounds good. You should do the same thing, Heather. No, not doing it. By the way, thanks for this breakfast burrito. That's my face. Yeah. By the way, I invited the checkout girl to come on a trip. She's been pretty cool. And I think I can get a good discount at Beaumont going forward. There was actually someone taking out the trash As I parked when I got the tax and I felt like it was unfair not to invite her
Starting point is 00:19:32 Yeah, she actually did it is wonderful when the Sanisco marching in dance where she had like the sequence on at the whole top I think and she's like that was my thing. What are you talking about? So Dan is like whatever I'm gonna be guest of a guest. I don't care. I'm gonna have the best time and Angie goes Dana you've left your street smarts at home This way you're not invited what are you even talking about? Are there street smarts on this cast? I'm not sure about that. I don't even need street smarts There's only mountains outside. I know what I'm saying. So now me while we're at Jen's house.
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Starting point is 00:21:03 How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So, um, so now Meredith shows up at Jen's house, and Jen has a sign up on her front door that says no solicitors Seriously, it's annoying says Jen Shaw whose business is About calling people in soliciting literally about to go to prison for soliciting. It's like a serial killer being like Oh my god, don't kill more than one person obnoxious
Starting point is 00:21:44 So Meredith shows up and, huh, how am I come to solicit you? Hey. All right. Did you notice she was also wearing a coat, the color of Prism jumpsuit orange? I know, like that is, you gotta love Meredith. She's very sly with this stuff.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Yeah, she is. So Jen's like, oh, you look bright and sunny on this snowy day. And Meredith, well, we look bright and sunny on the snowy day. And, uh, man, well, we needed something to cheer you up. So I want to war something that we're reminded you of what you'll be wearing for the next 30 years. Smile on the outside and going to prison for most of my life and I'm inside. I'm on my new Star Trek. Like, she takes off her coat. She's in one of those like Star Trek things she loves
Starting point is 00:22:26 where the shoulders are like the point. She's, it's like, it's a little bit, you know, turn her in Mad Max just a little bit like, you know, she loves that. So, all the Bruxie saying, we know me. So, Jim's like,
Starting point is 00:22:50 you have to tell me if you like this tea. I mean, you ask for forgiveness for your sins and that's what Ramadan is. And so this is like a Ramadan type of tea and I'm gonna ask for forgiveness for my sins and it's gonna help me find the strength to do with everything I have to do with. Which is the repercussions of your sins.
Starting point is 00:23:07 This is like the part of the show where the producers are trying to make Jen look like she is reflective on what, well, just reflective just in terms of what she's wearing, but she's reflecting on her past. We have the contact lens and now she's Ramadan, so she's really being thoughtful and asking for you know repentance and she's just she's she's really having a moment where she's showing some personal growth there that's what they're trying to say now before she goes to San Diego just throws a glass of champagne on Angie K's head for no reason That's how you play. You got to go ahead. It's a tradition in Ramadan, right? That you then fight with people over beds and poor bubbles on top of your friends.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Yeah. Yeah. And that's kind of what I do like about Jen is that she does entire seasons worth of growth and rebirth and then trashing it all within one episode. Usually it's a whole season of people, like Leanne Locking from Dallas being like, and this year on Peaceful, no, like little bowl of yoga, whatever. And Jen just does all of that every single episode.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Yeah, it's really great. So yeah, so she's talking about all this stuff in Ramadan and all the, and she doesn't want to fight with people and we're just like, oh, so we get Zanjan, and we're not. And she's like, yeah, so there's like a great month, you know, for anyone who wants to ask me for anything or to talk about anything because I have to become and forgiving her. So, I'm glad because I want to try to do about something. It's a little shocking. Everything escalated with you and then I'm a phone, you know, on the FaceTime call, on the specifying the FaceTime call. And she's like, that was so shocking to me too. That was shocking. And she thinks that Meredith is
Starting point is 00:24:59 going to be like, yeah, what a bitch Dana is for like coming for you on that call, but she's like, well, I think her intention was good. I'm laughing. I'm from the Star Trek just trying to make people between worlds get along better. And so I'd love for it to come on this channel. I would, um, should be great if she could come on board. She could just, you know, be a part of the trip. She sort of, you know, don't worry too much. She'll just cling on me.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Can it, cling on. No, Jen, not a trache. No. Give me a separated V5. I feel horrible that you didn't get my Star Trek joke, Jen. What's a cling on? So, Bing me up, Braxie.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Where we're going? We don't even need roads always, that star track, that's maybe a different job piece in the job, right? So then we go back to the bakery and dad is like, yeah, Jen is aggressive and loud and I don't know if you guys don't see it or don't notice it, but I cannot stand it. No, they haven't seen it or noticed it. No, it's funny That's funny that she would mention that because I think Jen has famously been pretty chill over the past three years. She threatened to drown me in a pond. I'm surprised I didn't have Whitney just do that. Come in out of nowhere. Remember that. She threatened to drown me in the pond behind my house. Finally, make that landscape interesting. So then, so now, Dan is, yeah, so Heather's like, she's been doing that ever since I've known her. I'm over it. I mean, I keep considering my friendship with her when I talked to everyone, but she does not consider my friendship with anyone
Starting point is 00:26:41 to have, and how she's dealing when she's dealing with it. Like she just gets the machine gun everybody. So this is Heather's new thing, where she goes around and talks about how she's over Jen, she doesn't like Jen or whatever. And then they get into group setting. And then everyone follows Heather's lead and goes after Jen and then Heather takes up Jen's side. That's what she's like.
Starting point is 00:27:01 What are you doing? You better be nice to the host, or whatever she says later. Yeah. Yeah, she's like, what are you doing? You better be nice to the host. Whatever she says later. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, Dana's like, well, how do you feel about that, Heather? And she's like, um, I feel devastating. That's how I feel about it. I have a standard. I feel all these big and horrible feelings. We got a lot, horrible really comes back this episode. Last season, it was like, I feel horrible about it. But this end, I was like, gone all this season, but now she's saying horrible again. So I'm happy about that. So she's like, I've always been in horrible feelings that she does, of feelings
Starting point is 00:27:33 that she does this, but like, I have learned to just like, push it down and make it and keep it cool. I just suppress it all. Thank you, that's Heather. I like that she's so honest about it. She's like, do you have pain? Push it down. I mean, yeah. And Dan is like, no, stop suppressing things. Let it out. She goes, why? Because I want to be like, Jen, listen, I'm suppressing things into a box in a tiny corner of my brain. That's what you do. My, yes. That is what you do. Everybody doesn't need to deal with everybody's bullshit every single day. And that's a very modern thing. It's like, here's my trauma. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I'm in line at the grocery store. Save your fucking trauma for someone who cares. I do not personally care. Can I get, I think I don't have trauma that I want to sit here and talk about, of course. But it's called manners. Keep your trauma in your pants. Let me explain it to you this way, Dana. Your brain is a pink box. If you fill that pink box with
Starting point is 00:28:32 trauma, there's no room for chrysanthemum donuts. You make it really small and then you can get everything to go from Beaumont. If everybody just went away and went around saying how they feel openly and honestly, and putting their emotions out there every single day, the streets would just be littered with dead people, you know, keep it inside people. Now Angie then says something that I feel like is a little scary because because Heather's like, oh yeah, just like I just suppressed things. I just I just put things into a tiny corner of my brain until I forget about it. And hand you guys just like your bills It's like oh no that that bills you got it like actually you want to deal with those
Starting point is 00:29:12 You don't want to forget hide those and forget about them. Yeah, so then Meredith and Jen so back to them Meredith's like well, how are you in general just in general? You know, I know that you've been going, well, well, well, jam. Well, it's been up and down. Like, the truck got pushed to July and because I'm going in for the fight of my life in like three months, it's like a daily roller coaster.
Starting point is 00:29:37 It's a daily roller coaster. And then we see like one week ago, Sharif had to pay $200,000 to lawyers and everything. Yeah, and so she's like, well, this is why I want to play on a girl's trip. You know, that fun. And Mary's like, well, I think you're being good for you. I'm going to stay busy these days, you know, because you'll have a lot of time to not be busy. You know what I'm saying? Too soon. Too soon. And she's like, you have been given the title of CEO of fun. That's a resume builder because usually I'm the CEO of fun.
Starting point is 00:30:07 It's like oh my god, please don't give her the bullhorn. Please. Can we just leave the bullhorn at home this trip? Yeah, well I was surprised also that she would link where CEO of fun to her as opposed to like being VP or like CEO of fun, you know, or CFO of fun, excuse me, I know we're all having a lot of fun, but I'm gonna need some receipts because we're going a little bit of an awesome budget. The CFO 5. Well, so we don't think that you can have lunch, but can we go to Quiz Nails One Day? Does it always have to be the Bob-Bob-Baker?
Starting point is 00:30:42 always have to be the Bobbi Cranker. Oh, I'm not gonna drive a car up that mountain once again for an overprice for science. I don't care. They were delicious when Heather brought them in that pink bag, but I don't, we quiz knows sometimes is necessary. So this is where Meredith is like, It's like, wow, one of you thing come out me. And chance like, I'm the trip. And then we go that. And just like, no, we drink some people tea. We drink some people tea. This flavor is dark. She link what about what I'm going through, team? Well, you know, the thing is, did you play this
Starting point is 00:31:26 because it's Ramadan? Well, when you open the door with that, it's like, oh, mighty, just got easier. Ha ha. Yeah. So then back to Heather, she's like, I have so much anxiety. I just can't eat now. Now Heather.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Did you for suppress the part where you ate? Oh, yeah. You were just lecturing us on how to suppress trauma, eating is a big part of it. Okay. At least in my world, like you're no longer by hero. You went from being my hero into suppressing trauma into just not knowing how to do it. Yeah. And Angie's like, well, I know a lot of people are coming at you right now. It's just not fair. Gosh, if only you had someone who could defend you on this girl's trip right now, someone who could provide you with the nourishment of a breakfast burrito on a whim. But there's like, yeah, I don't know if I want to even go at all. No, that's not what I was singing. I was saying, perhaps you need further backup
Starting point is 00:32:25 in case there's another Angie and evil Angie that needs to be attacked by maybe a good Angie, a bad Angie, good Angie. You know what I'm saying? No, not really. We're Angie Herring, too. It's just constantly left out in the dust. So Heather's like, yeah, I'm barely hanging onto this trip. I mean, it's gonna be like a white knuckled. Please like like me, grip, that I've got on the trip. Waaah, I gotta do that.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Yeah, she feels like no one likes her. Yeah, she feels like they're always coming for her. I love victim. I love victim Heather. She does it really well. Yeah, she does, it's great. She's not obtaining victim. So Meredith, Meredith, who meanwhile has resisted every effort for reconciliation with her and Lisa, is now like trying to force this Dana and Jen thing. And she's like, well, I really do.
Starting point is 00:33:17 It's just a miscommunication. It's like when I try to page a hurrah and I'm like, hey, what's going on with space? Are we going too fast? And she doesn't respond back to me. It's a when I try to page a hurrah and I'm like, hey, what's going on with space? Are we going too fast? And she doesn't respond back to me. It's a miscommunication up on deck, you know what I'm saying? But anyway, space is not the final frontier. See, and Diego is. So you guys should work through this pretty easily, I think.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I think you two can get some animal sitting in your friendship and watch wings. So then, Jen's like, well, I mean, you know, Ananas sitting in a friendship and a once wing. So then Jen's like, well, I mean, you know, you know, and you know, I trust you. So if you think that we could just talk through and get through it, then fine, I'll trust you. I was like, uh, so now Jen is putting it on Meredith. So if anything goes down with Dan, a Jen gets to blame Meredith for it. You know, she worded it in a way that she can blame Meredith. Also how crazy is this show that these two
Starting point is 00:34:09 are like such buddy buddies after last season, when last season, it would have hated each other. So I love it. So now it's time to pack. So we have, hi, it's Lisa Barlow. I'm back in for San Diego, John. Yes, hi, hi, close, Lisa Barlow. I'm back in for San Diego. John. Yes. Hi, high clothes. Hi bag. John's like How many days are you going going? That's the rest of your own going good job. Good job, John
Starting point is 00:34:36 Hey, Sean, we're going for three days. Let's go down to the Louie for Todd store. I need to back some stuff I thought oh my god, the Louis Vuitton store, because wasn't this where Lisa was saying that Jen couldn't shop at because. There it is. Meredith is the one who said that. That's a wonderful one. I thought it. Someone come on take a seat and say that they worked for the Louis Vuitton store and
Starting point is 00:35:00 that it was all it was when all that drama was coming out. They said something that Lisa came in there to ask if Jen was really blocked from the Louis Vuitton store or whatever, and I was like, oh my God, is this all that drama? You hope we get to see it. Yeah. One hopes, but no, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:35:19 I felt like it was an illusion towards it, but it didn't really happen. Didn't. So now we have Meredith packing, saying, what, hi, hi, and Seth is, he comes in and he's like, wow, you getting ready for your trip? You know, we are bikini, is Whitney Rose and we're a bikini with breasts?
Starting point is 00:35:39 And Meredith's like, wow, I don't like one. I found some coins in the bag. So Lisa Barlow's no longer in a rinseless one, anyway, I don't want to go to my family, I found some coins in the bag. So Lisa Barlow's no longer an orange, it's one anyway. Well, he's like, he should give that to her, make richer. She's like, yeah, yeah. So then Angie Kay and Jen are sitting at the counter,
Starting point is 00:36:01 planning this trip. Yeah, because it's just, here are my thoughts. Here in my thoughts. It's kind of collaboration of the two cultures It's like Greek and Tongan hosted party and I've got a I've got to find a Greek food caterer for San Diego and then we're gonna have a wonderful party Jen and Jen says like tell me about a luau well you want for the luau because we need to know how to do luau Chad. So just tell me what you want for the luau. And she's like, yeah, well we need to be special for your Gen. Sean. That's gonna be on the spit. It's gonna be under the fire. And I'm gonna say, what about what I'm going to be? So, Gen's also drinking, by the way, Jen's also drinking from a mug that says,
Starting point is 00:36:45 Shah the far up. Shah the far up. The far up. I feel like there's so many things that have worked so well. That's just not one of them. One of my favorite internet jokes, I don't know who came up with it, but I thought it was so funny. The Shah Shade Gemshen was so good. I thought that one was that
Starting point is 00:37:08 Productured my eye, but that's a good one. Shaw the Fah up. I don't I don't work harder. You know what I mean? Like if anyone has time on their hands, it's you This work happens when you don't have money to pay for you know a properly priced Shaw squad you get like the You get the low rent Shaw Squad that comes up with bad mugs. Yeah. Just say mugsha. Get it. Oh no. Munch. Oh, she's going to be arrested.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Oh my god. Did they get your mugsha? So basically Jen is saying that she's throwing this trip, but Angie is planning everything, right? And she says that they're gonna have this trip at her friend's house. She got them, she hooked them up with this big mansion and said, so what is Jen doing? Nothing, again, but taking credit, you know? She's gonna show up with a bull horn and that's it. Yeah, although shockingly, no bull horn this episode, it was astounded. So now we go over to Whitney and she's also packing
Starting point is 00:38:11 her bag and she's like, Hey Justin, does this read Girls Trip San Diego Vebe? And he's like, does everything you have, you put in that suitcase, have a tag on it? Just no. But until last month, shopping was my therapy. It was my actual real life therapy. People at H&M know a lot about my childhood trauma now. Yeah, I really am healing a lot less since I stopped going to talk to BB. since I stopped going to talk to BB. I talked to BB. So, um, so yeah, she's saying how like things are, she's like things are still weird between being Heather right now. Like, I feel like it's gonna go this trip will be the same as usual.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Like, Heather will like always lead with fun and jokes and laughter. And I like, like, nothing happened. And I'm gonna smile and be nice. same as usual. Like how they will like always lead with fun and jokes and laughter and like nothing happened and I'm gonna smile and be nice and then some things going to trigger me and I'm gonna lose my shit and start getting real. So then we go to the airport arrivals and Seth drops off married and he's like, oh, I'll be you get your toe in my team. You know, oh, oh, oh, honey, watch out for the Shatton Florida. Fuck is that? Yeah, he's like, I know, I know, I know, it was bizarre. So then, Angie Kay and Dana Hugg was like a a nice like hug of the friends of like,
Starting point is 00:39:45 good luck to you this weekend. I hope you get a slot. Good luck to you too. Here's to you getting on the show. They've both got water bottles like dirt and audition. Okay. Too good. I'm rooting for you. I'm rooting for you. So, Dana is like, I'm just a guest of a guest and it's awkward AF. I don't know where Meredith is. I don't know where Heather is. Like, come help me because here I am.
Starting point is 00:40:13 She's just kind of standing there drinking her water, looking around while, oh, by the way, she has a really weird background. She's, I don't think they're really sure about Dana because most people they're like oh my god Let's get you a fabulous looking background for your diary room or whatever But like Auntie Harrington is still doing hers in front of that wall unit air conditioner And we see what happened to her and then Dana is doing one kind of to the side of her couch Where they're really just featuring an ottoman with a home goods throw on it. I'm really sure what's happening. Next week it'll just be a bunch of flying toasters.
Starting point is 00:40:51 It'll just be a screen saver. And I do feel like I saw a little tiny air event, air-conditioner event, like kind of on the night stamp. Oh, it's on our bedroom. I know it was weird. The shot's weird, work on it. Just stock image. It just has like eye stock photo across it and like the eggnol. So yeah, so everyone's just like showing up and Heather's like, I love these girls as much as I hate them. I'm hopeful that we can get over our issues
Starting point is 00:41:22 and have a great trip, but this trip just feels different. And then they just show Heather bringing her like three bags up the escalator and they all just like tumbling down just being that person just inept on an escalator and they're there. But they all fall down the escalator and then a guy comes on and he's just looking at him and looks up at her like annoyed and she just stands there. She's a whatever the escalator is coming up. They'll eventually bring my bags. Yeah. So they get on the plane and we see footage of them on, like cell phone footage of them
Starting point is 00:41:53 on the plane. And when he's like, yay, another domestic trip because that someone's court ordered travel restrictions. San Diego, here we come. And then we see the end of the flight. Jen is on the radio on the stewardess radio. She's like, it's me. I have no passengers. This is the queen. Be at SLC and join your trip to sunny San Diego.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Wow. She didn't have the bull horn. So she literally took a microphone. I think that's it. Yeah, it takes it all over. Like, at that point, the passengers were just praying for that strange voice that was plaguing American Airlines. Did you just heard that story about the person who hacked into the American Airlines
Starting point is 00:42:41 intercoms? It was actually Emerson, our friend Emerson, who posted this video where there was someone who I tend to American Airlines and during the entire flight, someone kept going, oh, oh, oh, just moaning for an entire flight. It's just that. It's that. Beware of the shot in foot. Oh, passengers were coming to
Starting point is 00:43:10 bond some shet and food. Hey, flight attendants are coming down the aisles. Check out their racks. Oh, buckle your seat belts and get your toes and taints people we're approaching it's time for commercial it's time for a crap and it's commercial so now they're all in a sprinter van and angi-k is um she's like all right miss a shot miss a mark all right let's go all around we need to do a toast to a beautiful new place of residence for the next few days. It's a friend of mine and it's six rooms and it's this dope house. Yes, it's very exciting so she's starting to like get into host mode and this is already
Starting point is 00:43:54 immediately starting to annoy Jen. Yeah, but she did it. I mean she got the house, she's planned everything so I say it's hers. So then Heather's like okay well here's to Angie's hookup. Yes, I'm sure there's a lot some we're gonna have to hear about what Angie did on this trip. So I'm gonna give it a cheers, cheers. And Meredith is like, times need to lock my room. Yeah, I need to rock. I need to lock my room because what happens if someone tries to come in it, I don't know. I couldn't think of too many theoretical situations.
Starting point is 00:44:38 So how there's like, well, guess what? How am I supposed to masturbate? And he's like, wow, this is exciting. I haven't been on a girl's trip since 1999. Now I'm finding out that we're supposed to masturbate and people might break down our doors. What a crazy, crazy night is Kathy Hilton joining. Uh-oh. Guys, a bro, lock doors. Release Serena. Think about it for a second guys. I'm Angie K. So bro, lock doors, release Serena, think about it for a second guys, I'm Angie K. I'm Angie K. So Jan, I was like, this is my first girl's trip ever. It's like, who cassies people? I mean, even if it's true, you don't say it, okay?
Starting point is 00:45:17 You're like a fun loving fabulous person that we want to watch on TV. Like, I've never left the house before. So then I think the choir director He has these people right and so Meredith is like I am the official singing out of Fine on the straps. Oh, I'm enforcing fun rules and Jennifer's house like yeah number one Have fun number two have fun number three don't be a bitch unless you're a fun bitch. Yeah. Okay, so Angie is taking over your role, but now you're taking over Meredith CEO fun job.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Rule number four, if you want to have fun, you got to put on a blazer. Rule number five, the blazer's got to have very very very tall shoulder pans in order to enforce the fun and number six If you're gonna have too much fun just make sure you don't do anything harm my sweet toddler boy Bruxy because he's still a child and we have to know our boundaries Yeah, we're gonna have fun, but we are gonna have child proofers over the electrical outlets. Justin Kay's Bruxy does the sign to show up. And she actually says, well, if I don't like the direction, things are the way that things are going, I will call the police. I was like, okay, that's like a little too soon. This is still a gem trip. Yeah, and then Heather actually goes,
Starting point is 00:46:45 cheers to calling the cops. I was like, okay, all right, you guys. And that was mirror this storyline last year. They were accusing her of calling the feds on Jen, you know? She's like, I will call the, I'll tell you, accuse me of calling the feds. So they show up and Angie at this place. And she's welcome to the love boat and Whitney is like I don't remember that show Which is so rude to Jerry O'Connell and his wife. I mean that show is just on the hour we could go
Starting point is 00:47:16 Someone watches it surely So they two were in everybody's like oh my god. This is amazing Lisa Barlow is just going This place is so good. It's so good. Her mouth is like unhinging. Whitney is like a smoke detector on low battery. You just keep hearing her go, wow, wow, Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. So Lisa's like, I'm so shocked. It's a little Santorini. Everything's white. It's an open air concept. I'm just waiting for our little Grecian goddess to come feed me grabs. Yeah, it's a white. It's a house that's white. It's a big, big box. That door's open. Yeah. Like nothing like Santorini.
Starting point is 00:48:10 So, and by the way, everything I know about Santorini is from below deck Mediterranean season one. Yeah. So, Jim tries. She's like, we need to get in the room with assignments down. And she's like, let's do a toer. Okay, we're going to do a toer job, a toer. Okay, everybody follow me for a toer. And Jim's like, let's do a toer. Okay, we're gonna do a toer job, a toer. Okay, everybody follow me for a toer. And she's like, I'm just getting all mad. You just see her starting to get really pissed. And Whitney's like, I thought this was Jen's trip.
Starting point is 00:48:37 I'm so confused about who's hosting this trip. Yeah, cause Jen is definitely feeling like she's being stepped on. But Angie is like having she's taking like a victory lap Like and she hasn't been done anything. She's like well welcome to our humble abode now. We'll find our bedrooms Okay, follow me. We're gonna go on a tour of the house. Okay, over here. This is a bedroom This is a closet. Have you ever seen a closet before? This is one of them This is what they look like over here another closet. I know I blew your mind with the first closet Guess what there's two in this house there's five more of them. This
Starting point is 00:49:06 is a hallway. We're going down a hallway. Who wants to see a hallway, everyone? Door, door frame. It's a door frame. Fossette. That's a faucet, people. And Jen, every room they see, Jen's like, I don't want this room. I don't want this room either. I don't want it. And so they're all numbered, you know, all the rooms are numbered. And Jen's like, Angie, you're fucking up this to where you're supposed to do this house like the back of your hand. You said this was room number five, but it's room number four. Sounds like Jen is actually the CFO of fun right now. She's counting those numbers very carefully, you know. And so, um, and so that when he's like, wow, the fact that you don't get into a fight every two
Starting point is 00:49:46 seconds blows my mind and, and he goes, oh, I just blow her off. Just do that's how you do it. Handle her just blow her off. So, just like, like, just getting angry or an angry or every moment. I think this is what officially triggered Jen. Was her saying, oh, yeah, I just, I don't pay attention to Jen. That's like, don't, don't, don't, now she's coming into Jen's friend group and being like, I'm not afraid of Jen. Like, I don't do shit from Jen. And that's when Jen's like, oh hell no. So then Meredith is like, oh, I can't remember. I was like, I'm not saying a bathtub and a tank to put my toe on. And they're like, who the fuck is Meredith? so, Anne, she goes into the primary bedroom. And she's like, oh my God, God, you like my robe?
Starting point is 00:50:28 Do you like my robe, guys? This is my robe. And she jumps on the bed. And Jenn is now like pissed. She goes, oh, wow, okay, are you in charge taking this room? I mean, who's in charge here? Who's in charge? Yeah, and Whitney is like, historically,
Starting point is 00:50:46 Jen has always gotten the best room. And it's kind of a filling like, maybe we should give Jen the master because there's a possibility she might spend the next couple of years in the six by nine foot, jail cell, because she's going to jail for a really long time. That's bullshit. I don't think the person like commits crime should always get the biggest room. I'm curious. So Jen's like, well, I'm done. I'm done. I mean, I'm fucking planned to shit and you get the best room. And he's like, I swine, Jen is fine. And Heather's like, is it fine because it really doesn't sound fine. That sounds fine. Yeah. So Heather's like, is it fine because it really doesn't sound fine. That doesn't sound fine.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Yeah, so Heather's gonna, there's like a Cassita area, so she decides to take it. And Jen, so now Jen is like, she's just trying to undermine Angie. This is Angie's big moment. At the end of the day, this is still Angie's best friend or some friend or a friend. And Angie's like very excited to give this to her. She's on TV. And Jen is undermining. So now she's like, I'm confused. I don't know why we're going. Like, what's the point?
Starting point is 00:51:46 And why are we doing numbers? You said it's four, but it's really five, it's one and three. I'm confused. What is it? It's even a house. Like, where are we right now? She's just doing everything to rain on Angie's parade. And Angie's like trying to be like, it's okay, Jen.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Even though I have the beautiful primary bedroom, you're right next to me. You're very close. You've got a very good room too. She's like, no, I mean, I, I plan this so like, what the hell? Yeah, I will believe it when I see one thing that you've planned because so far, it doesn't sound like anything. So, um, Andy's trying to laugh it all off, right? And she's like, well, you know, what are you just saying? Like, you fucked up the the room the room situation. How does that happen? Cause she's like she starts saying Angie laughs at her cause she's she makes
Starting point is 00:52:29 some city commenter. Yeah, cause Jen has I'm sorry. So they all are in the kitchen now and Jen is like she's like, okay, I'm going to take the floor right now. She's like, she's saying like, I'm okay, I plan this whole day, everyone. So everyone listen up. I'm going to tell you what we're gonna do today And then Angie sort of like giggles and Jen gets really mad and she's like Okay, whatever you want to say you just say it because like you really fucked up the room situation and so and she's like all right, bitch Okay, just take over okay because you're because you're a fucking bro. Okay. Okay, you just do it And that's when then it starts to escalate. Okay. Thank you
Starting point is 00:53:04 And Jen's like yeah, I am a fucking bro. And she's like, we're all pay-g-tetch-a-jad, we're all pay-g-tetch-a-dews, so just say what you need to say. And the dramatic music, I mean, the music on this show, we say it all the time, but it really is priceless. I mean, it's not your normal, don't, don't, don't, don't. It's like,
Starting point is 00:53:22 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha weird choir. Yeah, like 80s detective so dramatic music and Everyone's really nervous because they see Jen's about to lose it right and so Jen just lifts her glass of champagne and ports it on Angie's head Are you serious Jen? Are you serious, Jen? And just like, I'm serious. And then we get a replay. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,
Starting point is 00:53:50 I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, it's like birds eye view. It's like, it's like the ring cam. It's like a nanny cam behind, like from the, I catch an island. It's like, how many different angles can we see
Starting point is 00:54:04 Angie be humiliated for? Yeah, I'm surprised I don't have little tiny go pros on all the glasses on this show because something is always being thrown from glasses on these shows. Just looking down, like I don't have the title of a spell as the, see like the bad weave line.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I'm surprised it wasn't like in that matrix bullet time thing. Like it's got got something rotate 360. Yeah. Around it. So we get like 10 shots of the wine being thrown on her head. And so Lisa's like, oh my god, John is so dumb I know. She has so to my mind. And Heather's like, Angie is just standing there like,issy Spacek and Carrie with pigs blood on her.
Starting point is 00:54:46 I mean, I would classify this as rule number three. Fun bitch moves. It was fun. I was like, oh, it was fun. I didn't. It's worth getting burned down in a high school auditorium because it was a fun bitch. What? I don't feel like the things in Carrie were fun bitch moves. Personally, it was funny. The author worded it like she was going to say. I mean, she just bullied this girl, but she's like, yeah, fuck. Carrie. We're just a piece of blood. Get it all over. She's a weird girl with a weirder mom. Okay, she deserved it. Okay. Hyperloreal. RIP. So then, um,
Starting point is 00:55:24 Angie's like, that's not even funny, Jen. That's not even funny and Jen goes it is funny Like this is my trip this is a fun trip and then and she's like would you like me to throw this on your fresh Blown-out hair would you like that Jen so Jen's like go ahead go ahead you're all do it So then she pours it on her head. This is the in my mind. This was Jen Shaw saying oh shit My champagne moment didn't really land the way I wanted it to. So I'm just gonna try to pivot and make it seem like this is all fun in games.
Starting point is 00:55:50 It's just so strange and awkward. It's really weird and everybody's just staring because no one knows what to say. And Angie does have tears in her eyes. Like she's so embarrassed, you know. And so then people start going to their rooms awkwardly, like, okay, well, Jen, you know, just humiliated someone. I guess that's we've all been there. So they start going to
Starting point is 00:56:11 their rooms and Heather's like, see this is why I love the Kiseeta. And then all her suitcase has fall down the Kiseeta stairs. I know. She just stands there waiting for them to like come up. No, let's go later then. I watched it. Yeah, now you're making fun of Kerry. We she had that telekinesis now. So meanwhile, Jen has now decided to spin this situation where she's now the victim. Again, where she goes, well, I'm sorry,
Starting point is 00:56:37 I thought I could joke around you. So now Jen is the victim because she thought she could joke around her friend and she can't do that anymore. So, and then Meredith is oddly okay with this. She's like, well, everyone has different levels of what they find fun and apparently, Angie doesn't like having things poured on her hand.
Starting point is 00:56:55 So noted, we don't put them in the board meeting notes. So Matt is not a fun thing for her. Friendship is a journey. This is just one cobblestone on the string. Do not throw things on Angie Kang and Sam. Man, we learn lesson learned. That's not fun for people apparently. So Lisa is talking to Angie and she's like,
Starting point is 00:57:21 I am so sorry you got dumped on. And Angie's like, I mean, I can just re-blow dry this, but I think she's like, I am so sorry you got dumped on. And Angie's like, I mean, like I can just re-blow dry this, but like I think she's on edge. Like I think she feels like I'm trying to take over, but I found the house. So I was just showing people that I'll be the vines over to sleep. That's all I was doing. She's like traumatized. I don't even know what happened.
Starting point is 00:57:39 I was crossing the street. Like, then next week I know here I wake up in the hospital. Like what happened? And then Jenna's now starting to create her case. She's like, I was just running out of fun. And when he goes, that is not a fun. Hey, champagne up your skirt because we're partying and having fun moment. That is a no-listen to me, bitch. Kind of like when my dogs mark my territory.
Starting point is 00:58:02 She's lifting her leg and peeing on Angie's head. But with a bottle of the sheepies champagne, she's crazy. So I'm back to Lisa. She's like, I wanted to say something in the mama, but I didn't want to pour castle love. And she tells us, I'm so mad at myself for not saying something in the mama. And she's like, that was insane watching my friend get a drink part on her head by another friend. And so she's like, yeah, that happening in front of everyone, it's awful. Like, I've been so conditioned as Jen's friend
Starting point is 00:58:35 to accept that kind of behavior. And if you don't, you're a bad friend. So, you know what? No, actually being a good friend is saying, that was wrong. I'm gonna say you're a bad friend. I'm gonna say, she a bad fat. I'm gonna say, ah, so now she's getting yourself out without a doubt to say anything. It's all my years of being tied up to a post
Starting point is 00:58:51 in the middle of the school. No one ever poured champagne on my head. This is too far. So, so then, so then, Whitney is like, so I understand your humor, that you're a senior humor and you're trying to lighten it up. And then goes, yeah, but like, if she's been like your friend ever since college,
Starting point is 00:59:09 then like, what is the problem? I mean, like, is that like a third in the pool or like, ripped a weave or like, center home to the curbside of the airport? All I did was take her on national TV and drink her big moment, like, poor champagne on her head for no good reason and humiliator. That's all.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Yeah, she sucks. So then back to Angie Kay. Now she's like turning this, you know, she's like, okay, now my trauma is over and now I'm gonna comfort this bitch, you know, like I was gonna wait till towards the end of the season to turn on Jen, but let's do this. So she's like, I double kind of Fred Hyab, I'm loyal, I'm true. I'll do anything for my friends and family. After everything I've done, she still does that to me on my hair. You know what? Not only Deniveland Sharif's party, all of that I paid for everything. I was not supposed to pay for everything. I opened up my home and she was supposed to just, you know, like do everything. But I ended up planning it and paying for it. And she tells us she spent $15,000
Starting point is 01:00:07 on that birthday party. And we see a clip of the party. And it's like the casino people and the dancers, the pianists, the costumes, $3,000 flowers, $4,000 bar, $6,000 cake, $6,000 cake $2,000 Darjeeling tea bags $100 another shot squad I actually bought her another shot squad only $100 $15 a mug that says shot the fire up the expense just keep on coming so then that's an average yet out of bag zero how much money did I get from Gencha zero okay Okay. Now listen, you're right. You paid for all this shit. Gen didn't pay you back. That's not even contested later. So you're right.
Starting point is 01:00:50 That was shitty. But also you've known Gen long enough to know you're not getting that money back. And you know she doesn't have any. And as someone who knows Gen, you've read all the articles of what she's accused of. You know she's fucked. This money was money that you spent so that you could have the first big party at your home and the first big scene at your home, she could be on housewives. So just to be on genocide for one second, that was your audition fee, okay?
Starting point is 01:01:13 Now back on your side, Jen sucks. Why would you do that? I'm about to say, that was money that you spanned, that way you can tell Jen you spent that money. That's what that was. So she's just finishing the deal, you know, right? She's putting in that she's putting in that money It's like when you start working for an LMM or something and they're like, but you need to pay us $5,000 for your air filters and then you go sell them and you make $50,000
Starting point is 01:01:39 You know, that's your upfront money that you're putting into this business, you know And it bought you the first scene of the show and it bought you your first big fight of the show. Money will spent. Yeah, and I love also like her closing statement on this. I could have bought my daughter a horse without amount of money and I did do that actually. And it's a picture of her daughter Electra with a horse because I was like, wait, why are we not having more Electra? Electra, what the whores will need her? Electra on the horse, that was so good. She said, come so rich, I still did do that. But it's the principal.
Starting point is 01:02:11 And she is just one of those people. She's wearing a scene eye, a Dreamcatcher necklace, which we later find, it looks like some sort of Dreamcatcher symbol, which we later find out was from Jen. And like another, she has like a holy elephant praying to a clean x box in front of her. Is that really the best use of that elephant? You know, what do you call those?
Starting point is 01:02:35 I forget what you call them. They can, is it Buddhist? Yeah, it's like the elephant, and it's got a little crown on, it's like praying. It's like a prank sculpture, but it's like holding got a little crown on it's like praying it's like a prank sculpture But it's like holding on to a clean Xbox. I was like wow this show really has an interesting Take on religion It's like a ladle, but that's also a crucifix I
Starting point is 01:02:56 Like I'd like you know interesting use of religious symbols Religious icon iconography or whatever. Like, only Salt Lake City, you know, I would love a menorah that's also for like each menorah's part has just like a tissue on it. Which is. So it's like a menorah, but it's like a lipstick holder. Just like a little lipsticks.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Just. So basically, Angie's like, I'm'm gonna send her a bill and so then Meredith Meredith's talking to Jen's like well I'm just gonna keep my mouth closed she's doing that thing where it's like I just won't joke I love one people who tell bad jokes then say well I guess I just won't joke it's like yes please Thank you very much so then Meredith goes well I, don't think that she's angry at all. And now it cuts to Angie going, I'm so bad right now. Now she's in the croc, now she's in the melodrama phase. I'm so angry right now. I could show cracks. And Lisa's like, you know what it is. You know what it is. You've taken a knife over the past year and J.
Starting point is 01:04:05 And she's like, can you get me a tissue? Ganesh, I'm not talking to the elephant. Thank you. Buh. And she's like, she needs to grow the fuck up. She's in the battle. And she wants people to support her. But she continues to show people this Emma Charmi heavier. I'm not doing those kinds of favors for me, Mom. Oh, I am,, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Starting point is 01:04:26 So now Heather goes to Danna's room. Danna's like in a little, I feel like she's, in my mind, Danna is like in the food pantry, even though she has a full bedroom, but like in my mind, I'm seeing it as a food pantry. And so they're like talking about outfits for today and everything and how they're like, how are you doing?
Starting point is 01:04:44 You have a nervous, a nervous energy. Is there any way I can make you think So they're like talking about outfits for today and everything and others like how are you doing? You have a nervous energy. Is there any way I can make you think that I'm here to comfort you but actually put you in your place? And Dan is like actually yes. So like I mean how would you feel if someone did that to you? Like you should tell your friend, hey that was totally uncalled for and Heather, Heather instead of saying like I know that was fucked up.
Starting point is 01:05:04 She was well what am I supposed to do? I mean, swap the champagne fluid out of her hand. I kind of agreed with her that she wants to Angie to be quiet and wanted to talk a little bit. She wants to talk a little bit. I was like, Heather, how could you be supporting this champagne moment? You know, she's pretty, she's pretty terrible. And I like that. Damn, it does not give a fuck. First off, Danette is stunningly gorgeous. She doesn't have, she's not like overfilled overtoxed. She doesn't dye her hair. She's got like a lot of gray coming through in her hair.
Starting point is 01:05:32 She doesn't wear like crazy clothes. Like she just looks like a normal, beautiful person. And so I think when Heather walks in, she's like, why do you look so nervous? Cause her face moves. And that's what people look like when their face moves. You know? And when she's asking you all about this,
Starting point is 01:05:52 Heather's like, well, I mean, I would be pissed, but it sounds like she's saying I would be pissed if someone was taking over my trip. You know? I just love that Heather is like so fun and cool, but she's like always wrong. Almost always wrong. And Heather's really happy because she thought, she was coming to this trip,
Starting point is 01:06:08 she thought it was gonna be a pylon trip where everyone's gonna come for Heather. And she's like, oh shit, I just got out of this. Woo, although next week it looks like it's gonna come for her. So then Jen walks in. And she says it like, she says the quiet thing out loud always. She's like, come, I'm thrilled. I thought they were gonna come with me with Dacters,
Starting point is 01:06:24 but now with this fortuitous teaspoon of champagne, maybe the types of turn and the trip won't be about what a shitty friend I am. No, only day one won't be about that. So Jen walks in and I'm like, oh, here comes the Jen and Dana scene. And Jen is, they don't really even address it because Jen is still so mad about Angie. Like, this is actually the best thing really even address it, because Jen is still so mad about Angie. Like this is actually the best thing for Dana, which is that Jen is like, oh, I need to have an ally. Now that I'm gonna be mad at Angie.
Starting point is 01:06:52 So Jen's like, you know, I played this be fun, and you can't say that you've known me for 20 years and I'm like mad because I do something to lighten up. Girl, you just confused the fuck out of everybody in the rooms. Jen, no one was confused by the rooms. And what you did was not to lighten up the fun. I mean, you lightened up the show for us,
Starting point is 01:07:10 but like the fact that she's trying to build this flimsy ass case, it's just like, do you think this is gonna help you in court these moments, these scenes? Like when you are manipulating the truth on camera, is this supposed to help you get your shaved off your jail sentence? Because I don't think it's going to help. No, she doesn't care.
Starting point is 01:07:30 She's so crazy. She's going to, she's in there to ask if she can use Heather's casita because Heather has the room for her glam team. So come on. She's still bringing fucking glam teams. I mean, this woman is so delusional. So, um, Dana does not give a fuck. She's just looking at her like, I hate you. Please mean, this woman is so delusional. So, um, Danette does not give a fuck. She's just looking at her like, I hate you, please die, you know? Yeah. And so Jen
Starting point is 01:07:50 leaves and Heather's like, now listen, Dan, I get it. You want to stand for truth and righteousness? Wow. But listen, you're a guest of a guest. So don't come for the host. I was like, what is this mean girl shit? Who is so mean? The girl who is on all of the high schoolers side against Carrie. You just can't make this so. No, she's pro-cari, pro- felon. No, she's anti-cari. She's anti-cari.
Starting point is 01:08:20 I'm sorry. I meant pro-cari bullies. I sort of just but yes Pro carry destruction pro pigs blood I Think she just loves seeing liquids fly that must be what it is Champagne if there's only pigs blood so yeah, Dan is like wow like just like does Jen have something over these women Like does she have their blood samples are Are there social security or are there DNA? I'm like, yes, yes, and probably yes.
Starting point is 01:08:46 I mean, she literally is on trial for fraud and who's stealing this stuff. I'm surprised we don't have footage of Jen going around in vacation episodes, like picking little hairs out of brushes and putting them in ziplocks, you know. You know? So Heather, how's your hair? Pick your battles wisely.
Starting point is 01:09:02 That's my advice. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks Heather. You're so inviting to Dana So now it's like phone calls from home. So America gets a call from Chloe So I'll try to make Chloe happen unfortunately I think it's just it and I think Brooks is really the one that pops from this family, but not not Chloe unfortunately And then what did you say? Sorry, Chloe. I know, sorry, Chloe, maybe next season. And then Whitney calls up Justin and he's like,
Starting point is 01:09:30 I'm talking to my 401k guys. Like, for a 40, your 40, your 40, for his four two, is like, okay, bye. Okay. No, the 401k guy. Is that when all the computers are gonna stop working? So I'm glad you're eating health deserial. No that's special. Okay. So now everybody's getting ready. They're gonna get ready to go out and Angie's talking to Meredith in the kitchen and there, you know, everyone's being white, you know, it's like, oh, you're I'm in white. You're in black. We're like an angel in a double. We're like an angel of double. And then we start getting the villain music. And it's like some more weird like,
Starting point is 01:10:22 music and it's like some more weird like it's like the satanic choir and Lisa is asking if Erin G called Sean her husband and she's like I did he felt very bad very very bad and then it's one hour earlier the very thing that she is being accused of right now is conning people out of money. And somehow I feel like she just got conned out of $1,000 throwing that party for her husband. And that was even worth it. It would be one thing I should appreciate it,
Starting point is 01:10:56 but she doesn't. Sean's like, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So, Jim sees Lisa and Angie talking and she's getting so pissed. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, she come talk to you're the one who poured champagne on her head. And then also is an Angie the other Angie the one who's husband made up a fake account to come after you online. Like is that already forgiven because you hate Jen so much because you poured something
Starting point is 01:11:35 on her head? What? Yes, it is already yes. The answer is yes, yes, yes. So then when he goes, she goes, the tension is real and she was a big real she just says real like if I had a zit on my forehead it would pop itself I'm like oh gosh I am very concerned about teenage Whitney going to a horror movie just like is that a thing that happens your zitsits pop themselves into intense maintenance. I don't know, but that shit's funny. If I had a zit on my forehead, it would pop itself. So then they leave. They all load onto this sprinter van, the ever the ever popular sprinter van on this show. And they're like making little jokes, you know, and like, Heather's like threatening to get lipstick on Lisa's white pants.
Starting point is 01:12:26 And then they're joking about Lisa's spray tan, getting all over everything. And then it just gets really quiet. And they're all looking around, applying with their hair, because they know if I was about to come. And usually it would be Jen to start it. But everyone's just kind of waiting, and Jen doesn't do it.
Starting point is 01:12:42 So Whitney's like, obviously, there's the conversation it needs to be at. Oh, what man? God, she's got to live from my face. It's okay. It's okay. We'll clean that up. Justin, Justin knows someone at 405. I didn't just say it was called, it was 401k. Oh, I didn't just say it was called, it was 401k. Oh, oh. So, Jen's like, well, people get mad because I speak the truth. And that's an issue. Like I speak the truth. Then everybody's mad. You know what I'm saying? And everyone's quiet because that's such a weird revision to history and so Angie's like let's not make any what a comfortable Eddie boy. Okay, Chad Okay, and she's like are you talking to me? And she's yeah, I'm talking to you She's putting me making people uncomfortable. Maybe you should apologize. Maybe you should apologize then you should apologize to me
Starting point is 01:13:40 Yeah, and so then Angie just puts on her sunglasses, which I love that. I love that as like a power move Like you're about to get it from a rich lady, okay? So then she puts on the sunglasses and by the way as I'm saying this I'm realizing that when I said 405 I Really should've said 409 for a 9s the cleaner isn't it Ronnie? Yeah, 405's a freeway. It's freeway. I just did a Whitney to my Whitney impersonation. So then Jen, so so Angie put on the bang. It got so to just got all over me. Joke stress. So so Angie's like, I'm not apologizing.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Maybe you should apologize and she's like, well, just for what? Forgetting you wet. I'm sorry. I thought you were my friend of 20 years, and that was like a joke. It's not that big of a deal. I did not pour it over the middle of your head, so it would go down in your face. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 01:14:31 And she's like, oh, okay. So just to the side, so it doesn't count. I love the gen now as like parameters of where you can pour champagne on some of that. It's only serious if it drips on your face. Like, as you intentionally aimed it to the sides, that way it wouldn't really get messed up the makeup? It's the friend of 20 years angle that she threw. And so, and she's like, okay, so the side doesn't count. And she goes, I'm sorry, I poured it on myself too. Now, this is great, because this is
Starting point is 01:15:03 the first time we've seen Jen ever backing down, which is weird because she's not screaming and yelling. She's like, but I put it on myself and I'm sorry. And Angie's like, well, let's do it. Raise your hand. But hold on. I'm going to take off my sunglasses for this. Did anyone hear this?
Starting point is 01:15:20 I think that was funny. Did anyone hear it? I think it's funny. And everyone's like awkward. And she goes, I don't see hands and then she puts your sunglasses back on. It's so powerful. Like just for the sunglasses alone,
Starting point is 01:15:32 like Angie Harrington never did anything like that. She needs to incorporate more sunglasses work. So Jen's like, are you serious? Like I wasn't trying to come after you. I was doing it because everyone was confused about the bedrooms. So you pour a drink on my head. I've been super fucking organized with this,
Starting point is 01:15:46 Ancerys party, and I had a plan, the whole fucking party, and I paid for the whole party. You did not. Oh yeah, what did you pay for? Keep in mind, I am still wearing my sunglasses in a position of power as a result. Yeah. Oh, this is great, just like this,
Starting point is 01:16:03 because I feel like with anyone else, you'd be screaming and yelling and having a fit, but she's like actually calm, you know, she's like, and so Angie's like, yeah, what did you pay for? And Heather's like, um, I came for the walkthrough. She's just telling us, but she's like, I came for the walkthrough when Angie offered her home. And so then we see a clip of Angie saying, you know, I didn't have a housewarming party. So this is going to be the first big party I throw over here. And Heather says to unload it like this in front of all of us, I mean, that feels like a sucker punch. It feels underhanded and it feels mean. Heather was just at Beaumont Bakery saying that she feels like the way she talks about Jen, like she always considers Jen, but Jen doesn't consider her and she's sick of it.
Starting point is 01:16:49 She's sick of it. It doesn't feel right. She doesn't even want to go on the trip. And now she is sitting literally going to all lengths to defend Jen over this champagne thing. I do not understand this. Yes. And so Angie is like, now see, if this was Angie said, I'm going to throw the entire party for Sharif. I know you're going through a rough time. I'm going to just do this for you and then used it against Jen.
Starting point is 01:17:12 That would be one thing, but apparently that's not what it was. So Angie is like, so have you even offered to reimburse me? And she's like, yes, yes, I am. And she goes, when? Because it was three months ago. So when's the reimbursement? And Jen tells us I was going to host a party completely somewhere else. I mean, she said she hadn't had a housewarming and wanted to do it. In fact, there was a whole tasting. There was a tasting. And then we see we see a clip of Angie pretending it's a wedding
Starting point is 01:17:42 because she's like her daddy's on ball. Because to her, it's like her Debbie Tomball, you know? It is. That was the best octopus I've ever had. I said, right by this. Right. And then Jen's like, she's like, also like, Kucho doesn't even drink. Okay, she's got them liar.
Starting point is 01:17:57 And Angie goes, I have been a very good friend to you. And today was a tipping point to me. And I'm not just talking about the fact that you literally tipped some champagne onto my head, okay? You dumped a fucking drink on my head in front of my friends and it was embarrassing to you and humiliating to me and Jen goes, it wasn't embarrassing, you just, I am a fucking respected woman. I'm a respected him because so much are ya are ya are ya I was like oh yeah she did a yeah she gave it a yeah are ya are ya are ya are ya are ya really are ya then how come you can't keep a friendship with anyone I was supposed to open up my house not my wallet you didn't help you didn't come to clean
Starting point is 01:18:41 up and check up I give you five thousand's, I give you a $5,000 necklace. I gave you a $5,000 necklace. You know it. And she goes, she goes, that was yesterday. That was the yesterday. And then we see a clip of Jen being like, oh my God, this necklace, but I'm not gonna wear it. You can have it. And she says, you gave me a necklace.
Starting point is 01:19:00 You were already wearing, okay? Don't deflect. I didn't ask a little party in return for a necklace. And then she goes, the last thing I, and then she says, and by the way, this was a great moment because it was a total, I felt in some way, it was a reference to Erica Jane. She goes, the last thing I wanna do is keep this necklace
Starting point is 01:19:16 and be in public and have the Southern District of New York. Find me and take the necklace off my neck. I'm a respected woman. And she says, well, how about it? Thank you for throwing a party and check us. Thank you. Well, thank you. She said, I shouldn't have to ask Jen. I cleaned. You didn't help. You didn't even clean. And so I was on my knees, cleaning my floor. I was on my every single thing. My house was trash. I even called the blue birds and the little rabbits to come help me and they said,
Starting point is 01:19:45 no Cinderella, not today. This is all you. And she goes, I was willing to be sweeping this under the rug and Danicus, no more sweeping things under the rug. It's like a tear comes, Dan. This is where Dan, this is where you, this, now, this is the moment you've had this entire thing
Starting point is 01:20:01 to say like, see, Genu, or bully, but this is what you do. Yeah, I know. And he's like, you can sweep that under the rug like your behavior with data the past week. Did anyone see how lovely that party was? I cleaned for three day. Okay, okay. You can calm down now, you know, but I love it because she just keeps going and Jen's like but I didn't even want to do it in your house because you did. She's so. So these are the rules. When you want to party you build the other person and he goes bitch She goes yes, you're being a bitch. She's you too
Starting point is 01:20:37 So then just got owned I've never seen that on this show and people stand up to wherever I've never seen her back down like that I mean if Jen her back down like that. I mean, if Jen is backing down in fear, you know you've got a good real housewife on your hand. But yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. Because Angie came in with like, she was ready to access all the vital information right at that moment. Like she's like, oh, you're going to push me on this. I've got I'm pulling this file in this file in this file. She was like a state of the art computer, you know? She's not like, there was no spinny wheel. Yeah, there was no hesitation.
Starting point is 01:21:11 Yeah. So Jen's like, well, I wish I knew those rules years ago because I could have sent a bill to do to Meredith and her husband for $80,000. No, because that was a different situation. You said, I'm going to do a birthday party for you. That's it. You didn't say, let's just host a party. You said, I'm going to do a party, and then you, that was your audition for Real Housewives, where you're like, I'm going to throw
Starting point is 01:21:34 the biggest party housewives that have ever seen. Yeah, and you also turned it into like your party. It was basically a party for you. It was literally everything that's about her. So, Meredith goes, nah. The shot, Sally, how the good old days. It was only three years ago, but still, wow. I know, God.
Starting point is 01:21:53 Remember when they were shell-aids? So, she, Meredith said, nah, you have to turn the perspective of money's sprinter fans for us. Okay, you see, you know what's fun? It's saying, meeting a journey and everyone who needs to see the HR of fun Please please go talk to Whitney. Thank you Yeah, so now they're going to the boat right they get there they're going on to the boat and we get their tents
Starting point is 01:22:15 Ha beat ha beat ha beat So Jen now that She's away from fucking what's her buttons Angie now she's just talking to Heather So she's really you know doing that thing where you didn't have the balls to do it in front of their face so behind their back She's like I'm gonna fuck some people up and that's it. I'm going for it. It's like up. Sorry already lost that one I like to she's right over there if you'd like to come for her again. I'd love to see it I like to call that the Ben Mandelker move the During the argument. Well, I mean, I guess you're right and then afterwards like another thing I would have said this
Starting point is 01:22:52 I said I'm Well Because I am not a state of the art computer when it comes to arguing. I very much become a tandy as in a actually a Jessica tandy using a tandy computer. I'm like, how do I do this again? We're all my responses. So Heather is like, oh my god, I can't believe I have to go on a boat with these women. Traditionally or historically, we do not do well and confine spaces. And in my opinion, a yacht is a sprinter van on open water.
Starting point is 01:23:21 I'm on open water. Um, I sort of like, maybe the yachts on, on here in San Diego, I feel like we, this, this episode also gave us an answer to why there's no below deck San Diego because the yacht that they wind up getting onto is definitely a far cry from literally every other yacht we've seen on Bravo. So, um, uh, so now, uh, So, now Jen's crying, by the way. So now she's like, and Angie's like, it probably wasn't the right time, but when is the right time? Am I right?
Starting point is 01:23:54 And Meredith's like, well, Jen, the reality is you want to have a fun time, right? So let's not incite the situation any further. It's sort of like when Bru he tries to put a circle peg into a square slot at some point you're saying you did even though he didn't do it. Okay, so let's try to make it fun and we'll deal with it afterwards. So we get on to the boat and it's called the champagne which is really funny, you know, I'd love to see Jen just try and like pick up the boat and drop it on and she said. I'm a respected woman.
Starting point is 01:24:29 I'm a respected world. So they get on the boat and DJ Kimmy's there. And you know, it's DJ Kimmy because she's gone to the FedEx. King goes, which we talked about earlier and printed out a little sign that says DJ Kimmy. I like office paper. This yacht is the answer to the question of whatever happened to the OC Angels. This yacht, the captain, the everyone working on it, the whole thing. And the lady, yeah, of course, how there's like, oh, captain, oh my captain, yeah, how
Starting point is 01:25:00 and the girl serving drinks is like, hi, I'm hi, just doing that hair scratch thing. That was just like the Kim Zolciac where she can't stop scunching her hair. She's like, hi, you guys want some champagne or something, you guys want some drinks? And Heather goes, I would like whatever I can have to make my boobs look as good as yours. So she's like, ah, okay.
Starting point is 01:25:22 Hey, so put in your orders quickly. We only have one hour on this thing because we all have to do a night shift at Cabo Wabo. Okay, guys So then Jen is on the side of the boat now talking to Meredith just going off. She's like, I'm not sure of her ankle I mean, oh my god. I like would I ever ask for someone to host a party at their house? I mean, she said she's done so much for me. She's so fake. I mean, jump out of the boat and swim to shore, bitch. You know how many connections we have? We could hold, we could have hosted that party at like the Aquastanie of Aaron Aquastanie of the actor.
Starting point is 01:25:53 Which is why you hosted Sheree's other party at Topgolf. Sure. So I married at this level. You could host it there, but you still have to pay for caterers. That's the point. You did get the venue for free. You just have to like pay for stuff, Jen. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:07 So, Mara, because I know she is not Jen's not in great mental state and having to be zazz-arbreed and my friends were not very supportive and she's trying to numb herself and I feel like she's hitting a breaking point. It's really unsettling. It's quite frankly, it's scarier than getting your toenails stuck in Seth's cage. It's very exciting. God, Jen, like you're coming at me in my
Starting point is 01:26:32 most vulnerable time. You know this. You know what, fuck yeah. Like she's going off, of course, again, Angie's out of your shot. Well, Jen, so being a big badass. Sorry, you're going through a vulnerable time, but you started it. Yes, sorry. Sorry. Anyway, that's where it was. What? Oh my God. It was like on the one hand, you could see the, the gears grinding into motion. You could see Jen saying like, this will be funny for the show.
Starting point is 01:27:00 And you can see it. And you're like, oh gosh, but then at the same time, it was great. It was so fun. Yeah, that really was. And you can also see the other side of the argument. Like here comes Bigmouth Angie trying to control everything. It's like supposed to be Jen's trip. And she's like, no, my friend has a house. We can do it in my house. And then we'll do this for the things. And then I'll give everyone a tour. Like she is overbearing and like taking over the trip like I could see why someone would be annoyed but you just handed her a storyline you idiot. Yeah. Just gave it right to her nearly handed her a snowflake in the process but yeah. Anyway, well that
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