Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Champagne and Suffering
Episode Date: December 1, 2022*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is in San Diego and Jen Shah hands Angie K a huge storyline when she dumps a glass of... champagne on her head. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there.
Hi, Ben.
Hi, Ronnie, how are you?
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Welcome.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Day.
Thanks to everybody who has been showing up on Take A Seat on Monday nights over on Spotify
live.
This coming Monday, December, whatever, beginning of December, first Monday of December,
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So come join us over there.
It was a temporary time that we were there, but you know what?
An amazing freaking time.
So come over there and join us for our last night party.
This coming Monday at 7 p.m. Pacific time.
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So we're on video.
I know.
I'm wearing my winter sweater.
Because I am still here in my childhood bedroom here in New York.
So I'm here for the next 24 hours.
And then I'm going to Miami to celebrate the Potomac
Castro to Miami and the return of Real Housewives of Miami next week.
That's actually not why I'm going, but I'm just going to say that,
because I wonder if I say that, does that mean I can write off the trip?
I don't know, it counts.
Let me know.
Write it off anyway.
What are they going to do?
Prove me wrong.
Okay, I talked about Real Housewives of Miami and the fucking Barnes and Noble and Miami.
There, prove it wrong.
Prove me wrong.
I'll just sit on my corner in South Beach
and just with a little microphone
and talk for five minutes about Miami.
I'll be like there, tax ride off.
Crying because that's how I react to South Beach.
I'm sick of so fat.
I'm so fat.
Maybe I'll see Larson.
People are just throwing dollars at me.
Anywho, but no, that's all I have to offer. That's all I have to say. I mean, let's work for O's Ampick.
Well, work for O's Ampick.
It's my little, my little sharpie sign.
Maybe I'll join only fans and do like a, do like a collab with Larsa down there in Miami.
Oh my god, that would be amazing.
Wouldn't it?
Or maybe I'll find a feed out there.
Just really get them in people's faces, attract all the truck drivers.
That Larza, I'll just steal her truck driver slash prisoner audience.
But maybe I was going to say, maybe I'll find a bedazzled mug and I can just marital it
up.
I'll just be like, oh my amy, wow, what a city. I just want to
straw. Yeah, just have your straw. Oh, my amy, I hear you're both a beach and a city.
Just like say things that don't even make sense, but just I'll just leave the straw thing to make
it seem like a new window. That's that's a marisol action over there. Um, so that's coming up. What else? What
am I doing? Nothing. Nothing. Really nothing new. Okay.
Just just catching up. Um, well, but today we are talking about the
real house of Salt Lake City, which was quite an entertaining
episode for me personally. I enjoyed it. I don't know if you enjoyed it,
but I enjoyed it quite a bit. I was really happy to see Angie Kay really, really let her
almost housewife, you know, wings open up because she's not a real housewife. She's a friend of.
But I have to say, after this episode, I was a little surprised that they did not make her a real
housewife because I feel like she really, she really anchored this episode in a way that a friend of usually doesn't.
And I was impressed.
You know, you really did have that reaction because we were texting about it, you know,
as we were watching because we don't talk to each other enough, you know, so we want
to make sure that I know what Ben's thinking.
So we were texting about the show and you you work onto that guy, when someone gets off the plane,
you were that guy standing there with the sign
with their name on it with like a limo.
You're like, get into the car, you've made it.
Please get into your limo.
I'm here to take you to paradise.
I wasn't, I didn't have a sign, you know?
I was like, don't get in my car.
I was like that Uber driver.
It's like, please don't get in here.
I don't dislike, I'm just cautious
because I think she's been so thirsty so far
and like trying to get in the middle of everyone's fights
when she didn't really belong there.
Like, I've looked at her as kind of auditioning too hard
for the show.
Now, I will say, Gen Sha, who is stolen so much
from so many is capable of giving
because she really did give her a gift
by throwing that drink on her head
because then she had something
that she could actually argue about that made sense
where she wasn't trying to, and then she wouldn't let it go
because she is gonna keep drawing too hard, you know?
But it's against Jim and it was legit.
So I have to say, welcome to, you know,
the Uber, please don't get it.
Baggage is the next Uber. Yes, welcome to baggage baggage claim. You know, look, I
I so at the reason why I felt like she was giving me real housewives energy was because I mean,
yeah, she's been she's been thirsty. Although I actually would argue I feel like Angie H has
actually been thirsty or this year, which is funny because she doesn't need to be because she already established herself last year with with catering so she really could have just like
those if I guess.
Yeah, but it was a great fail and I feel like I guess I just have it in my mind Angie H showing up in sequence and a top hat and like doing a rat attack dance.
to when the scenes go marching in for the choir editions that that kind of images in my head,
which I'm like, mm, that was actually give me
friend of energy.
But Angie Kaye here in this situation,
she has been trying to find her way in,
you know, with minimal success, she's been fine.
But then with this, she gets that champagne poured
on her head and she did the, for she did the proper thing
which is to start to cry.
Like, I was so mad, I was so mad. I can't believe she would start to cry. Like, I was so mad.
I was so mad.
I can't believe she would do that to me.
And she was so mad.
And then she turned it into like, vitriol.
And she had a big scene in a sprinter van.
And she anchored it and she didn't back down.
And she went hard.
I was like, woo, that was big, you know?
And then she, you know, and then we also saw the work that she did leading up to all of
this, which was hosting a party for Jen, just so she could use that against Jen later.
You know?
And I was like, that is called doing your homework and planning for the day.
Long game.
That is packing your lunch before a hike.
You know what I mean?
That's getting trail mix.
Okay. Going to CBS beforehand. brand and getting some trail mix.
She came ready.
She did.
So, let's just get started.
Okay, so three months until Jen's trial.
And because Salt Lake City, we are shown what kind of pain is going on in Jen's mind with
the visual of her putting in her contacts.
They're like, it's three must still translate like, and then we see clips of bad memories
of like the FBI and then it cuts back to her like trying to get in her contact.
What's the opposite of the future so bright you got to wear shades?
Is it like the future is so dark you got to put in your contacts?
Is that what the visual is happening here?
Yeah, the future, the past was so difficult that you have dry eye and your contacts.
Sorry.
They just keep giving us new stuff because we have the choir this year, that's new. And have we ever seen a housewife distressed using contacts as a prop? We haven't. And it really did last this whole scene was her
putting on contacts. And then she's like, oh, contacts. And it's like, whoosh.
And then they're like, have you had any contact with your assistant?
Stu chains. And she's like, oh,
we're gonna contact.
This is a little contact. Just like trying to get, trying to dock in that eyeball, you know?
She's like, oh, the memories, the memories.
So then it's like, then it gets like very quiet.
And then she's like, and then she talks about depression.
She talks about how when her dad passed away,
she was on antidepressants, and, you know,
and it was really hard.
And just, just when she had clawed out of that hole,
now all of a sudden it's a living hell again.
Just when she had climbed back to being
not depressed while she defrauded people,
her fraud caused her to be depressed.
Right, they took away her hobby, stealing from old people.
Okay, stealing from the weakest people in our society.
I'm sure that everybody out there is crying right now
watching this just Gen Shoshin.
I'm not, okay, no, I'm not.
So she's like, I'm just taking each day as it comes.
Poor thing.
Okay, so then we go to Beaumont Baker
and it's dramatic music. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
now it looks like it was like a bakery in the middle of nowhere.
I don't know why I felt it's like-
Everything in Salt Lake City looks like that.
Every time they show a place with a window, you see just bare mountains.
Nothing.
You know, gorgeous scenery. Yeah, it's just like mountains. Nothing. Gorgeous scenery.
Yeah, it's just like a bakery on top of a mountain. You know?
So it's like, that's like closer to Jesus or something.
So, it's so gorgeous, Sarah, but it's like offensively gorgeous.
I feel like there's just no seven on all of them.
We're like mad that they have not destroyed
the natural landscape more.
Oh my God, it's like a bakery surrounded by nature.
Like ew, right.
Don't they know they can like pave over that
and put up an Italian restaurant?
What about like, could you know Tuscana too, okay?
Yeah.
I do feel like.
So like what do you want to have to print?
There is no one goes to FedEx,
Ginkgo's for any reason, really?
You're just gonna have a fucking mountain there.
Get out of your mountain.
Okay, you're setting up enough space. Congrats sending a package at your not UPS store. Oh, I'm sorry.
Does that fir tree offer overnight delivery? Didn't think so. By the way, and I'm sorry,
this says nothing to do with anything really, but I'm so furious at nature and their litter.
I'm sick of mother nature littering all over the fucking place. And. But I'm so furious at nature and their litter. I'm sick of mother nature of littering
all over the fucking place.
And no, I'm not talking about children.
So all the mothers, I'm not talking about your babies today.
But I was just at Tuesday morning,
because you know, it's either Tuesday morning or home goods.
So I was at Tuesday morning today,
just cut my car washed, which I never do.
I guess very rare fruit, but it was so disgusting.
So I got my car washed, also I have no. I guess very rare fruit, but it was so disgusting. So I got my car washed.
Also, I have no life.
That's what I think would be fun.
No, but I had done it like yesterday.
So I went to Tuesday morning and I'm in there
and I'm checking out and I guess what I hear.
Broom!
The fucking leaf blower is in the Tuesday,
outside the Tuesday morning,
but still like your leaf blowing up, parking lot really.
And they're literally standing like two spaces away from me, just blowing leaves.
You know, fuck leaves, fuck trees, just throwing their leaves everywhere to the point where you have
to get people out there with reverse vacuum cleaners that don't do anything to fuck up your damn car.
Come on. Also branches, I think we should extend that to branches because on Sunday night,
it was sort of like drizzling here in New York. It was like drizz that to branches because on Sunday night it was
sort of like drizzling here in New York.
It was like drizzly, a little warm, but it was drizzly, and then I have nowhere.
The weather does turn all genshaw.
The weather, all of a sudden, for like 25 seconds, obviously you hear like a woo woo woo woo
like that song we got like super windy.
I was like, you know like that wind where you feel like the windows are going like this.
And I was like, whoa, like it's a tornado coming through
And then obviously you hear like
As like branches are flying everywhere and then it's like over and I was like
Why did you do that weather that was like either you be a storm or you don't be a storm
But like this and then now we have branches everywhere like big branches that are awkward on the lawn. Literally, I'm telling you, mother nature is a littering asshole.
Okay, so everybody who's all green, you're like, oh, it's okay.
It's nature. No, it's not.
Okay, it's being blown all over the fucking place on a sick event.
Okay.
You just, we are done.
Okay, you know what?
No more leaves, no more branches.
When you're ready to die, just like disintegrate.
Okay?
Yes.
It disintegrates.
I'm like, really, then just leave it in the parking lot to disintegrate.
Well, we can't do that.
Really?
Why not?
It's just disintegrate, but it takes time.
So as far as I'm concerned, it's trash, it's litter.
Cut the shit trees.
Fucking mother nature over.
You know what, over shit.
If you didn't have those leaves,
where would Michael's draw its inspiration?
Michael's the craft store?
Yes.
If you, like, if it weren't for those leaves,
Michael's would not be able to sell fake,
orange and yellow leaves that you can then arrange
and put in your house and be like,
it's to announce that it's fall.
You know, it's like, hey, it's fall. Let me put some fake leaves on my table.
Well, they could stay on the tree and still change color.
Why do you have to go through the whole process
of like dropping one to the ground?
You know, it's like a smokeer.
You know, it's like time for another cigarette.
You just throw the other one on the ground.
You smoke another one.
You know, and then people used to get on my ship for that
and I was like, well, that's natural.
It's tobacco. So fuck off. Okay, why can trees do it, but I can't do it. You get on my ship for that and I was like, well, that's natural. It's tobacco.
So fuck off.
Okay, why can trees do it, but I can't do it.
You know, when I do it, I get a ticket.
Mother Nature, you know, they make stories about her
and teach children about what a wonderful lady she is.
As far as I'm concerned, Mother Nature is a litter bug
and I'm sick of her shit.
Well, you know what, it's time to stand up to her.
Well, Mother Nature is not a litter bug
because Mother Nature is just making trash
in her own house, okay.
Like, it's one thing, if I, okay.
Her house is everywhere though.
You don't get what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying in a entire world.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's like one thing, if like I, like,
like, taxes, take a piece of paper,
if I make a little paper ball and throw it to the garbage,
and I'm missing it, it's by the garbage,
I'm like, okay, I'll pick it up in a little bit.
You know, that's one thing.
It's my choice.
It's my house.
But if you came into my house and threw some trash to the garbage can and then walked
away, I'd be like, excuse me, Ronnie, pick up that ball and put it in the trash can because
it's my house.
So the truth is, when we litter, we're really just making paper balls and going all over
Mother Nature's house.
I paid to lip.
So that's like saying that someone in the food court,
just because you're both in the food court,
they can throw, it's like if you're the cinnamon
and I'm the subaro, like you're allowed
to throw your icing all over me
because we're in the same food court
that isn't ours anyway.
No, it's bullshit.
Fuck that.
The food court people need to take care of that shit.
I don't think I followed that metaphor.
Because you're saying like we're a property within
a bigger property.
So we can still litter within our little, I don't like it.
I don't just clean up after your shit mother nature.
That's what I'm going.
Okay, let's go back to the middle of nowhere to see what's happening at the bar maker.
Yeah.
It's being a food court.
So Heather, Heather walks in and Angie H is there and she's like spring has not sprung everyone.
Did I, did I land a job?
Did I land the six snowflake of the cast?
Spring has not sprung.
Good, good stuff.
And Anna said, oh my God, you ordered me the breakfast burrito.
Thank you.
You got it.
Mike Boutan, you're so thirsty, you're even pre-ordering everybody's food.
Just stop.
You're trying too hard.
She's like, well, I saw that Bethany does this,
and she's like a star.
So, so Dana comes up to, and,
I have, by the way, this is Heather's favorite bakery,
to see you know.
So if anyone ever wants to see Heather Gay,
either I think you go to Beauty Lab and Laser,
or you come to Belmont, on top of the mountain,
Mount Belont, okay
So Dana's there and she's talking about how she and Jenna are like not on good terms right now
And she tells them about how how like Jen called Meredith to invite Meredith to San Diego
But Dana was there and then they got into a fight and everything and and then Heather's like
I was like, yeah, it's crazy cuz I only just got a text to go on this trip. Like, why am I drive over here?
And so, Dana then is like,
oh, she only just texted you.
I'm like, whoa, Dana, don't act like,
like, hey, like don't all of a sudden
start shaming Heather for getting a late text
when you're barely on this.
You're not even on the trip.
Yeah, but I like her because she's like dropping that.
And then also she's already told off Jen
and also she has the newest Louie
Which is like a real fuck you to a real housewife, you know like when the friend of shows up with a new Louie, you know, yeah, and then
She doesn't try too hard though. She doesn't try hard at all. I feel like she barely wants to even be that. I don't think she even likes Bill Mondt
She's probably like gluten free. So I like it. I like a standoffish person at first, you know,
because I think she'll bloom.
So she's like, yeah, well, she didn't invite you
and Heather's like, I mean, barely, barely.
And then Angie goes, Angie H is like,
so could you guys tell me about this trip
that I'm barely aware of?
It's like, no, you're not invited, and you're still not going to be.
And I love that they didn't even invite Angie Harrington, who's been on, I mean longer
than the other friends of.
And also, the whole reason Dana is going is because she happened to be there when Meredith
found out about the invitations, so Meredith invited Dana.
But Angie is there when Heather found out about the invitation and Heather's not going to invite Angie.
Yeah, exactly.
So this shit is so petty.
Yeah, and she does not get the sympathy,
does not get the sympathy invitation.
So, uh, Dan is, Dan says, she's like,
well, you know, Jen and I kind of went at it and like,
she called, she was like, you know,
you called me a bully and I was like,
I did call you a bully and I don't like the way you talk of people, you know, you called me a bully. And I was like, I did call you a bully.
And I don't like the way you talk to people.
You're very disrespectful and you're very rude.
And she started yelling and hung up the phone and everything.
And you just see Angie being like, wow,
I can't believe you talked to a main cast member like that.
That's really crazy.
And she's like, we're just gonna figure that on the trip.
And so Angie is like,
though Meredith invited you, but not Jen, what's up with that?
And now there's like, wait, so you're gonna be a guest of a guest?
Sounds good. You should do the same thing, Heather. No, not doing it.
By the way, thanks for this breakfast burrito.
That's my face. Yeah. By the way, I invited the checkout girl to come on a trip.
She's been pretty cool. And I think I can get a good discount at Beaumont going forward.
There was actually someone taking out the trash
As I parked when I got the tax and I felt like it was unfair not to invite her
Yeah, she actually did it is wonderful when the Sanisco marching in dance where she had like the sequence on at the whole top
I think and she's like that was my thing. What are you talking about?
So
Dan is like whatever I'm gonna be guest of a guest. I don't care. I'm gonna have the best time and Angie goes
Dana you've left your street smarts at home
This way you're not invited what are you even talking about?
Are there street smarts on this cast? I'm not sure about that. I don't even need street smarts
There's only mountains outside. I know what I'm saying. So now me while we're at Jen's house.
You left your mountains smart at home, Dama.
You left your ski smarts.
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So, um, so now Meredith shows up at Jen's house, and Jen has a sign up on her front door that says no solicitors
Seriously, it's annoying says Jen Shaw whose business is
About calling people in soliciting literally about to go to prison for soliciting. It's like a serial killer being like
Oh my god, don't kill more than one person obnoxious
So Meredith shows up and,
huh, how am I come to solicit you?
Hey.
All right.
Did you notice she was also wearing a coat,
the color of Prism jumpsuit orange?
I know, like that is, you gotta love Meredith.
She's very sly with this stuff.
Yeah, she is.
So Jen's like, oh, you look bright and sunny
on this snowy day.
And Meredith, well, we look bright and sunny on the snowy day. And, uh,
man, well, we needed something to cheer you up. So I want to war something that we're
reminded you of what you'll be wearing for the next 30 years. Smile on the outside and
going to prison for most of my life and I'm inside. I'm on my new Star Trek. Like, she
takes off her coat. She's in one of those like Star Trek things she loves
where the shoulders are like the point.
She's, it's like, it's a little bit,
you know, turn her in Mad Max just a little bit like,
you know, she loves that.
So,
all the Bruxie saying,
we know me.
So, Jim's like,
you have to tell me if you like this tea.
I mean, you ask for forgiveness for your sins
and that's what Ramadan is.
And so this is like a Ramadan type of tea
and I'm gonna ask for forgiveness for my sins
and it's gonna help me find the strength
to do with everything I have to do with.
Which is the repercussions of your sins.
This is like the part of the show where the producers are trying to make Jen look like she is reflective
on what, well, just reflective just in terms of what she's wearing, but she's reflecting on her past.
We have the contact lens and now she's Ramadan, so she's really being thoughtful and asking for you know repentance and she's just
she's she's really having a moment where she's showing some personal growth there that's what they're trying to say now before she goes to San Diego just throws a
glass of champagne on Angie K's head for no reason
That's how you play. You got to go ahead.
It's a tradition in Ramadan, right?
That you then fight with people over beds and poor bubbles on top of your friends.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's kind of what I do like about Jen is that she does entire seasons worth of growth
and rebirth and then trashing it all within one episode.
Usually it's a whole season of people, like Leanne
Locking from Dallas being like, and this year on Peaceful,
no, like little bowl of yoga, whatever.
And Jen just does all of that every single episode.
Yeah, it's really great.
So yeah, so she's talking about all this stuff in Ramadan
and all the, and she doesn't want to fight with people and we're just like, oh, so we get Zanjan, and we're not. And she's like,
yeah, so there's like a great month, you know, for anyone who wants to ask me for anything or to
talk about anything because I have to become and forgiving her. So, I'm glad because I want to
try to do about something. It's a little shocking. Everything escalated with you and
then I'm a phone, you know, on the FaceTime call, on the specifying the FaceTime call. And
she's like, that was so shocking to me too. That was shocking. And she thinks that Meredith is
going to be like, yeah, what a bitch Dana is for like coming for you on that call, but she's like, well, I think her intention was good.
I'm laughing.
I'm from the Star Trek just trying to make people between worlds get along better.
And so I'd love for it to come on this channel.
I would, um, should be great if she could come on board.
She could just, you know, be a part of the trip.
She sort of, you know, don't worry too much.
She'll just cling on me.
Can it, cling on.
No, Jen, not a trache.
No.
Give me a separated V5.
I feel horrible that you didn't get my Star Trek joke, Jen.
What's a cling on?
So,
Bing me up, Braxie.
Where we're going? We don't even need roads always, that star track, that's maybe a different job piece in the job, right?
So then we go back to the bakery and dad is like, yeah, Jen is aggressive and loud and
I don't know if you guys don't see it or don't notice it, but I cannot stand it. No, they haven't seen it or noticed it. No, it's funny
That's funny that she would mention that because I think Jen has famously been pretty chill over the past three years. She threatened to drown me in a pond. I'm surprised
I didn't have Whitney just do that. Come in out of nowhere. Remember that. She threatened to drown me in the pond behind my house.
Finally, make that landscape interesting. So then, so now, Dan is, yeah, so Heather's like,
she's been doing that ever since I've known her. I'm over it. I mean, I keep considering my
friendship with her when I talked to everyone, but she does not consider my friendship with anyone
to have, and how she's dealing when she's dealing with it. Like she just gets the machine gun everybody.
So this is Heather's new thing,
where she goes around and talks about how she's over Jen,
she doesn't like Jen or whatever.
And then they get into group setting.
And then everyone follows Heather's lead
and goes after Jen and then Heather takes up Jen's side.
That's what she's like.
What are you doing?
You better be nice to the host,
or whatever she says later. Yeah. Yeah, she's like, what are you doing? You better be nice to the host. Whatever she says later. Yeah. Yeah.
So, um, Dana's like, well, how do you feel about that, Heather? And she's like, um, I feel devastating.
That's how I feel about it. I have a standard. I feel all these big and horrible feelings. We got a lot,
horrible really comes back this episode. Last season, it was like, I feel horrible about it. But this
end, I was like, gone all this season, but now she's saying horrible again. So I'm happy
about that. So she's like, I've always been in horrible feelings that she does, of feelings
that she does this, but like, I have learned to just like, push it down and make it and
keep it cool. I just suppress it all.
Thank you, that's Heather. I like that she's so honest about it. She's like, do you have pain? Push it down. I mean, yeah. And Dan is like, no, stop suppressing things. Let
it out. She goes, why? Because I want to be like, Jen, listen, I'm suppressing things
into a box in a tiny corner of my brain. That's what you do. My, yes. That is what you
do. Everybody doesn't need to deal with everybody's bullshit every single day. And that's a very modern thing.
It's like, here's my trauma.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm in line at the grocery store.
Save your fucking trauma for someone who cares.
I do not personally care.
Can I get, I think I don't have trauma
that I want to sit here and talk about, of course.
But it's called manners.
Keep your trauma in your pants.
Let me explain it to you this way, Dana. Your brain is a pink box. If you fill that pink box with
trauma, there's no room for chrysanthemum donuts. You make it really small and then you can get
everything to go from Beaumont. If everybody just went away and went around saying how they feel
openly and honestly, and putting their emotions out there every single day, the streets would just
be littered with dead people, you know, keep it inside people. Now Angie then says something
that I feel like is a little scary because because Heather's like, oh yeah, just like
I just suppressed things. I just I just put things into a tiny corner of my brain until
I forget about it. And hand you guys just like your bills
It's like oh no that that bills you got it like actually you want to deal with those
You don't want to forget hide those and forget about them. Yeah, so then
Meredith and Jen so back to them Meredith's like well, how are you in general just in general?
You know, I know that you've been going,
well, well, well, jam.
Well, it's been up and down.
Like, the truck got pushed to July
and because I'm going in for the fight of my life
in like three months, it's like a daily roller coaster.
It's a daily roller coaster.
And then we see like one week ago,
Sharif had to pay $200,000 to lawyers and everything.
Yeah, and so she's like, well, this is why I want to play on a girl's trip. You know,
that fun. And Mary's like, well, I think you're being good for you. I'm going to stay
busy these days, you know, because you'll have a lot of time to not be busy. You know what
I'm saying? Too soon. Too soon. And she's like, you have been given the title of CEO of
fun. That's a resume builder because usually I'm the CEO of fun.
It's like oh my god, please don't give her the bullhorn.
Please.
Can we just leave the bullhorn at home this trip?
Yeah, well I was surprised also that she would link where CEO of fun to her as opposed to
like being VP or like CEO of fun, you know, or CFO of fun, excuse me, I know we're all having a lot of fun,
but I'm gonna need some receipts because we're going a little bit of an awesome budget.
The CFO 5.
Well, so we don't think that you can have lunch, but can we go to Quiz Nails One Day? Does it always have to be the Bob-Bob-Baker?
always have to be the Bobbi Cranker. Oh, I'm not gonna drive a car up that mountain once again for an overprice for science.
I don't care.
They were delicious when Heather brought them in that pink bag, but I don't, we quiz
knows sometimes is necessary.
So this is where Meredith is like, It's like, wow, one of you thing come out me. And chance like, I'm the trip. And then
we go that. And just like, no, we drink some people tea.
We drink some people tea. This flavor is dark. She link what about
what I'm going through, team? Well, you know, the thing is, did you play this
because it's Ramadan?
Well, when you open the door with that, it's like, oh,
mighty, just got easier.
Ha ha.
Yeah.
So then back to Heather, she's like, I have so much anxiety.
I just can't eat now.
Now Heather.
Did you for suppress the part where you ate? Oh, yeah. You were just lecturing us on how to suppress trauma, eating is a big part of it.
Okay. At least in my world, like you're no longer by hero. You went from being my hero
into suppressing trauma into just not knowing how to do it.
Yeah. And Angie's like, well, I know a lot of people are coming at you
right now. It's just not fair. Gosh, if only you had someone who could defend you on
this girl's trip right now, someone who could provide you with the nourishment of a breakfast
burrito on a whim. But there's like, yeah, I don't know if I want to even go at all. No,
that's not what I was singing. I was saying, perhaps you need further backup
in case there's another Angie and evil Angie that needs to be attacked by maybe a good
Angie, a bad Angie, good Angie. You know what I'm saying? No, not really.
We're Angie Herring, too. It's just constantly left out in the dust.
So Heather's like, yeah, I'm barely hanging onto this trip.
I mean, it's gonna be like a white knuckled.
Please like like me, grip,
that I've got on the trip.
Waaah, I gotta do that.
Yeah, she feels like no one likes her.
Yeah, she feels like they're always coming for her.
I love victim.
I love victim Heather.
She does it really well.
Yeah, she does, it's great. She's not obtaining victim.
So Meredith, Meredith, who meanwhile has resisted every effort for reconciliation with her and Lisa,
is now like trying to force this Dana and Jen thing. And she's like, well, I really do.
It's just a miscommunication. It's like when I try to page a hurrah and I'm like, hey,
what's going on with space? Are we going too fast? And she doesn't respond back to me. It's a when I try to page a hurrah and I'm like, hey, what's going on with space?
Are we going too fast?
And she doesn't respond back to me.
It's a miscommunication up on deck, you know what I'm saying?
But anyway, space is not the final frontier.
See, and Diego is.
So you guys should work through this pretty easily, I think.
I think you two can get some animal sitting in your
friendship and watch wings.
So then, Jen's like, well, I mean, you know, Ananas sitting in a friendship and a once wing.
So then Jen's like, well, I mean, you know, you know, and you know, I trust you.
So if you think that we could just talk through and get through it, then fine, I'll trust you.
I was like, uh, so now Jen is putting it on Meredith. So if anything goes down with Dan, a Jen gets to blame Meredith for it.
You know, she worded it in a way that she can blame Meredith.
Also how crazy is this show that these two
are like such buddy buddies after last season,
when last season, it would have hated each other.
So I love it.
So now it's time to pack.
So we have, hi, it's Lisa Barlow.
I'm back in for San Diego, John.
Yes, hi, hi, close, Lisa Barlow. I'm back in for San Diego. John. Yes. Hi, high clothes. Hi bag. John's like
How many days are you going going? That's the rest of your own going good job. Good job, John
Hey, Sean, we're going for three days. Let's go down to the Louie for Todd store. I need to back some stuff
I thought oh my god, the Louis Vuitton store, because wasn't this where Lisa was saying
that Jen couldn't shop at because.
There it is.
Meredith is the one who said that.
That's a wonderful one.
I thought it.
Someone come on take a seat and say that they worked for the Louis Vuitton store and
that it was all it was when all that drama was coming out.
They said something that Lisa came in there
to ask if Jen was really blocked from the Louis Vuitton store
or whatever, and I was like, oh my God,
is this all that drama?
You hope we get to see it.
Yeah.
One hopes, but no, I don't think so.
I felt like it was an illusion towards it,
but it didn't really happen.
Didn't.
So now we have Meredith packing, saying,
what, hi, hi, and Seth is, he comes in and he's like,
wow, you getting ready for your trip?
You know, we are bikini, is Whitney Rose
and we're a bikini with breasts?
And Meredith's like, wow, I don't like one.
I found some coins in the bag.
So Lisa Barlow's no longer in a rinseless one, anyway, I don't want to go to my family, I found some coins in the bag. So Lisa Barlow's no longer an orange,
it's one anyway.
Well, he's like, he should give that to her,
make richer.
She's like, yeah, yeah.
So then Angie Kay and Jen are sitting at the counter,
planning this trip.
Yeah, because it's just, here are my thoughts. Here in my thoughts. It's kind of collaboration of the two cultures
It's like Greek and Tongan hosted party and I've got a I've got to find a Greek food caterer for San Diego
and then we're gonna have a wonderful party Jen and
Jen says like tell me about a luau well you want for the luau because we need to know how to do luau Chad. So just tell me what you want for the luau. And she's like, yeah, well we need to be
special for your Gen. Sean. That's gonna be on the spit. It's gonna be under the fire.
And I'm gonna say, what about what I'm going to be?
So, Gen's also drinking, by the way, Jen's also drinking from a mug that says,
Shah the far up.
Shah the far up.
The far up.
I feel like there's so many things that have worked so well.
That's just not one of them.
One of my favorite internet jokes, I don't know who came up with it, but I thought it
was so funny.
The Shah Shade Gemshen was so good. I thought that one was that
Productured my eye, but that's a good one. Shaw the Fah up. I don't I don't work harder. You know what I mean?
Like if anyone has time on their hands, it's you
This work happens when you don't have money to pay for you know a properly priced Shaw squad you get like the
You get the low rent
Shaw Squad that comes up with bad
mugs. Yeah. Just say mugsha.
Get it. Oh no. Munch. Oh,
she's going to be arrested.
Oh my god. Did they get your mugsha?
So basically Jen is saying that she's throwing this trip, but Angie is planning everything, right?
And she says that they're gonna have this trip at her friend's house.
She got them, she hooked them up with this big mansion and said,
so what is Jen doing?
Nothing, again, but taking credit, you know?
She's gonna show up with a bull horn and that's it.
Yeah, although shockingly, no bull horn this episode, it was astounded. So now we go over to Whitney and she's also packing
her bag and she's like, Hey Justin, does this read Girls Trip San Diego
Vebe? And he's like, does everything you have, you put in that suitcase, have a
tag on it? Just no. But until last month,
shopping was my therapy. It was my actual real life therapy. People at H&M know a lot about
my childhood trauma now. Yeah, I really am healing a lot less since I stopped going to talk to BB.
since I stopped going to talk to BB.
I talked to BB.
So, um, so yeah, she's saying how like things are, she's like things are still weird between being Heather right now. Like, I feel like it's gonna go this trip will be the same as usual.
Like, Heather will like always lead with fun and jokes and laughter.
And I like, like, nothing happened. And I'm gonna smile and be nice. same as usual. Like how they will like always lead with fun and jokes and laughter and
like nothing happened and I'm gonna smile and be nice and then some things going to
trigger me and I'm gonna lose my shit and start getting real.
So then we go to the airport arrivals and Seth drops off married and he's like, oh, I'll be you get your toe in my team.
You know, oh, oh, oh, honey, watch out for the Shatton Florida.
Fuck is that? Yeah, he's like, I know, I know, I know, it was bizarre. So then,
Angie Kay and Dana Hugg was like a a nice like hug of the friends of like,
good luck to you this weekend. I hope you get a slot. Good luck to you too.
Here's to you getting on the show. They've both got water bottles like dirt and audition.
Okay. Too good.
I'm rooting for you. I'm rooting for you.
So, Dana is like, I'm just a guest of a guest and it's awkward AF.
I don't know where Meredith is.
I don't know where Heather is.
Like, come help me because here I am.
She's just kind of standing there drinking her water, looking around while, oh, by the way,
she has a really weird background.
She's, I don't think they're really sure about Dana because most people they're like oh my god
Let's get you a fabulous looking background for your diary room or whatever
But like Auntie Harrington is still doing hers in front of that wall unit air conditioner
And we see what happened to her and then Dana is doing one kind of to the side of her couch
Where they're really just featuring an ottoman with a home goods throw on it.
I'm really sure what's happening. Next week it'll just be a bunch of flying toasters.
It'll just be a screen saver. And I do feel like I saw a little tiny air event, air-conditioner
event, like kind of on the night stamp. Oh, it's on our bedroom. I know it was weird. The shot's weird, work on it.
Just stock image.
It just has like eye stock photo across it
and like the eggnol.
So yeah, so everyone's just like showing up
and Heather's like, I love these girls as much as I hate them.
I'm hopeful that we can get over our issues
and have a great trip, but this trip just feels different.
And then they just show Heather bringing her like three bags up the escalator and they all just like tumbling down
just being that person just inept on an escalator and they're there.
But they all fall down the escalator and then a guy comes on and he's just looking at him and looks up at her like annoyed and she just stands there.
She's a whatever the escalator is coming up.
They'll eventually bring my bags.
Yeah.
So they get on the plane and we see footage of them on, like cell phone footage of them
on the plane.
And when he's like, yay, another domestic trip because that someone's court ordered travel
restrictions.
San Diego, here we come.
And then we see the end of the flight. Jen is on the radio on the stewardess radio. She's like, it's me.
I have no passengers.
This is the queen.
Be at SLC and join your trip to sunny San Diego.
Wow.
She didn't have the bull horn.
So she literally took a microphone.
I think that's it.
Yeah, it takes it all over.
Like, at that point, the passengers were just praying for that strange voice that was
plaguing American Airlines.
Did you just heard that story about the person who hacked into the American Airlines
intercoms?
It was actually Emerson, our friend Emerson, who posted this video where there was someone
who I tend to American Airlines
and during the entire flight, someone kept going,
oh, oh, oh, just moaning for an entire flight.
It's just that.
It's that.
Beware of the shot in foot. Oh, passengers were coming to
bond some shet and food. Hey, flight attendants are coming down the aisles. Check out their
racks. Oh, buckle your seat belts and get your toes and taints people we're approaching
it's time for commercial it's time for a crap and it's commercial
so now they're all in a sprinter van and angi-k is um she's like all right miss
a shot miss a mark all right let's go all around we need to do a toast to a
beautiful new place of residence for the next few days.
It's a friend of mine and it's six rooms and it's this dope house.
Yes, it's very exciting so she's starting to like get into host mode and this is already
immediately starting to annoy Jen.
Yeah, but she did it.
I mean she got the house, she's planned everything so I say it's hers.
So then Heather's like okay well here's to Angie's hookup. Yes,
I'm sure there's a lot some we're gonna have to hear about what Angie did on this trip. So I'm
gonna give it a cheers, cheers. And Meredith is like, times need to lock my room. Yeah, I need to rock.
I need to lock my room because what happens if someone tries to come in it, I don't know.
I couldn't think of too many theoretical situations.
So how there's like, well, guess what?
How am I supposed to masturbate?
And he's like, wow, this is exciting. I haven't been on a girl's trip since 1999.
Now I'm finding out that we're supposed to masturbate and people might break down our doors. What a crazy, crazy night is Kathy Hilton joining. Uh-oh.
Guys, a bro, lock doors. Release Serena. Think about it for a second guys. I'm Angie K.
So bro, lock doors, release Serena, think about it for a second guys, I'm Angie K. I'm Angie K. So Jan, I was like, this is my first girl's trip ever.
It's like, who cassies people?
I mean, even if it's true, you don't say it, okay?
You're like a fun loving fabulous person that we want to watch on TV.
Like, I've never left the house before.
So then I think the choir director
He has these people right and so Meredith is like I am the official
singing out of
Fine on the straps. Oh, I'm enforcing fun rules and Jennifer's house like yeah number one
Have fun number two have fun number three don't be a bitch unless you're a fun bitch. Yeah.
Okay, so Angie is taking over your role, but now you're taking over Meredith CEO fun job.
Rule number four, if you want to have fun, you got to put on a blazer. Rule number five, the blazer's got to have very very very tall shoulder pans in order to enforce the fun and number six
If you're gonna have too much fun just make sure you don't do anything harm my sweet toddler boy
Bruxy because he's still a child and we have to know our boundaries
Yeah, we're gonna have fun, but we are gonna have child proofers over the electrical outlets.
Justin Kay's Bruxy does the sign to show up.
And she actually says, well, if I don't like the direction, things are the way that things are going, I will call the police.
I was like, okay, that's like a little too soon. This is still a gem trip.
Yeah, and then Heather actually goes,
cheers to calling the cops.
I was like, okay, all right, you guys.
And that was mirror this storyline last year.
They were accusing her of calling the feds on Jen, you know?
She's like, I will call the, I'll tell you,
accuse me of calling the feds.
So they show up and Angie at this place. And she's welcome to the love boat and Whitney is like I don't remember that show
Which is so rude to Jerry O'Connell and his wife. I mean that show is just on the hour we could go
Someone watches it surely
So they two were in everybody's like oh my god. This is amazing Lisa Barlow is just going
This place is so good. It's so good. Her mouth is like unhinging.
Whitney is like a smoke detector on low battery. You just keep hearing her go, wow, wow,
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. So Lisa's like, I'm so shocked. It's a little Santorini. Everything's white. It's an open
air concept. I'm just waiting for our little Grecian goddess to come feed me grabs.
Yeah, it's a white. It's a house that's white. It's a big, big box.
That door's open. Yeah. Like nothing like Santorini.
So, and by the way, everything I know about Santorini is from below deck Mediterranean season
one. Yeah. So, Jim tries. She's like, we need to get in the room with assignments down.
And she's like, let's do a toer. Okay, we're going to do a toer job, a toer. Okay, everybody follow me for a toer. And Jim's like, let's do a toer. Okay, we're gonna do a toer job, a toer. Okay, everybody follow me for a toer.
And she's like,
I'm just getting all mad.
You just see her starting to get really pissed.
And Whitney's like,
I thought this was Jen's trip.
I'm so confused about who's hosting this trip.
Yeah, cause Jen is definitely feeling
like she's being stepped on. But Angie is like having she's taking like a victory lap
Like and she hasn't been done anything. She's like well welcome to our humble abode now. We'll find our bedrooms
Okay, follow me. We're gonna go on a tour of the house. Okay, over here. This is a bedroom
This is a closet. Have you ever seen a closet before? This is one of them
This is what they look like over here another closet. I know I blew your mind with the first closet
Guess what there's two in this house there's five more of them. This
is a hallway. We're going down a hallway. Who wants to see a hallway, everyone? Door,
door frame. It's a door frame. Fossette. That's a faucet, people. And Jen, every room
they see, Jen's like, I don't want this room. I don't want this room either. I don't
want it. And so they're all numbered, you know, all the rooms are numbered. And Jen's like,
Angie, you're fucking up this to where you're supposed to do this house like the back of your hand.
You said this was room number five, but it's room number four.
Sounds like Jen is actually the CFO of fun right now. She's counting those numbers very carefully,
you know. And so, um, and so that when he's like, wow, the fact that you don't get into a fight every two
seconds blows my mind and, and he goes, oh, I just blow her off. Just do that's how you do it. Handle her just blow her off.
So, just like, like, just getting angry or an angry or every moment.
I think this is what officially triggered Jen. Was her saying, oh, yeah, I just, I don't pay attention to Jen. That's like, don't, don't, don't,
now she's coming into Jen's friend group and being like, I'm not afraid of Jen. Like,
I don't do shit from Jen. And that's when Jen's like, oh hell no. So then Meredith is like,
oh, I can't remember. I was like, I'm not saying a bathtub and a tank to put my toe on.
And they're like, who the fuck is Meredith? so, Anne, she goes into the primary bedroom.
And she's like, oh my God, God, you like my robe?
Do you like my robe, guys?
This is my robe.
And she jumps on the bed.
And Jenn is now like pissed.
She goes, oh, wow, okay, are you in charge taking this room?
I mean, who's in charge here?
Who's in charge?
Yeah, and Whitney is like, historically,
Jen has always gotten the best room. And it's kind of a filling
like, maybe we should give Jen the master because there's a
possibility she might spend the next couple of years in the
six by nine foot, jail cell, because she's going to jail for a
really long time.
That's bullshit. I don't think the person like commits crime should always get the biggest room. I'm curious. So Jen's like, well, I'm done. I'm done. I mean, I'm fucking planned
to shit and you get the best room. And he's like, I swine, Jen is fine. And Heather's
like, is it fine because it really doesn't sound fine. That sounds fine. Yeah. So Heather's like, is it fine because it really doesn't sound fine. That doesn't sound fine.
Yeah, so Heather's gonna, there's like a Cassita area, so she decides to take it.
And Jen, so now Jen is like, she's just trying to undermine Angie.
This is Angie's big moment.
At the end of the day, this is still Angie's best friend or some friend or a friend.
And Angie's like very excited to give this to her. She's on TV.
And Jen is undermining.
So now she's like, I'm confused. I don't know why we're going.
Like, what's the point?
And why are we doing numbers?
You said it's four, but it's really five, it's one and three.
I'm confused.
What is it?
It's even a house.
Like, where are we right now?
She's just doing everything to rain on Angie's parade.
And Angie's like trying to be like, it's okay, Jen.
Even though I have the beautiful primary bedroom,
you're right next to me.
You're very close.
You've got a very good room too.
She's like, no, I mean, I, I plan this so like, what the hell?
Yeah, I will believe it when I see one thing that you've planned because so far, it doesn't sound like
anything. So, um, Andy's trying to laugh it all off, right? And she's like, well, you know,
what are you just saying? Like, you fucked up the the room the room situation. How does that happen? Cause she's like she starts saying Angie laughs at her cause she's she makes
some city commenter. Yeah, cause Jen has I'm sorry. So they all are in the kitchen now
and Jen is like she's like, okay, I'm going to take the floor right now. She's like, she's
saying like, I'm okay, I plan this whole day, everyone. So everyone listen up. I'm going
to tell you what we're gonna do today
And then Angie sort of like giggles and Jen gets really mad and she's like
Okay, whatever you want to say you just say it because like you really fucked up the room situation and so and she's like all right, bitch
Okay, just take over okay because you're because you're a fucking bro. Okay. Okay, you just do it
And that's when then it starts to escalate. Okay. Thank you
And Jen's like yeah, I am a fucking bro.
And she's like, we're all pay-g-tetch-a-jad,
we're all pay-g-tetch-a-dews,
so just say what you need to say.
And the dramatic music, I mean, the music on this show,
we say it all the time, but it really is priceless.
I mean, it's not your normal, don't, don't, don't, don't.
It's like,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha weird choir. Yeah, like 80s detective so dramatic music and
Everyone's really nervous because they see Jen's about to lose it right and so Jen just lifts her glass of champagne and ports it on Angie's head
Are you serious Jen? Are you serious, Jen?
And just like,
I'm serious.
And then we get a replay.
I'm gonna be like,
I'm gonna be like,
I'm gonna be like,
I'm gonna be like,
I'm gonna be like,
it's like birds eye view.
It's like, it's like the ring cam.
It's like a nanny cam behind,
like from the, I catch an island.
It's like, how many different angles can we see
Angie be humiliated for?
Yeah, I'm surprised I don't have little tiny go pros
on all the glasses on this show
because something is always being thrown
from glasses on these shows.
Just looking down, like I don't have the title of a spell
as the,
see like the bad weave line.
I'm surprised it wasn't like in that matrix bullet time thing.
Like it's got got something rotate 360.
Yeah.
Around it.
So we get like 10 shots of the wine being thrown on her head.
And so Lisa's like, oh my god, John is so dumb I know.
She has so to my mind.
And Heather's like, Angie is just standing there like,issy Spacek and Carrie with pigs blood on her.
I mean, I would classify this as rule number three.
Fun bitch moves. It was fun. I was like, oh, it was fun.
I didn't.
It's worth getting burned down in a high school auditorium because it was a fun bitch.
What? I don't feel like the things in Carrie were fun bitch moves. Personally, it was funny. The author worded it like she was going to say. I mean,
she just bullied this girl, but she's like, yeah, fuck. Carrie.
We're just a piece of blood. Get it all over. She's a weird girl with a
weirder mom. Okay, she deserved it. Okay. Hyperloreal. RIP. So then, um,
Angie's like, that's not even funny, Jen. That's not even funny and Jen goes it is funny
Like this is my trip this is a fun trip and then and she's like would you like me to throw this on your fresh
Blown-out hair would you like that Jen so Jen's like go ahead go ahead you're all do it
So then she pours it on her head. This is the in my mind. This was Jen Shaw saying oh shit
My champagne moment didn't really land
the way I wanted it to.
So I'm just gonna try to pivot and make it seem like
this is all fun in games.
It's just so strange and awkward.
It's really weird and everybody's just staring
because no one knows what to say.
And Angie does have tears in her eyes.
Like she's so embarrassed, you know.
And so then people start going to their rooms awkwardly,
like, okay, well, Jen, you
know, just humiliated someone. I guess that's we've all been there. So they start going to
their rooms and Heather's like, see this is why I love the Kiseeta. And then all her suitcase
has fall down the Kiseeta stairs. I know. She just stands there waiting for them to like
come up. No, let's go later then. I watched it.
Yeah, now you're making fun of Kerry.
We she had that telekinesis now.
So meanwhile, Jen has now decided to spin this situation
where she's now the victim.
Again, where she goes, well, I'm sorry,
I thought I could joke around you.
So now Jen is the victim because she
thought she could joke around her friend
and she can't do that anymore.
So, and then Meredith is oddly okay with this.
She's like, well, everyone has different levels
of what they find fun and apparently,
Angie doesn't like having things poured on her hand.
So noted, we don't put them in the board meeting notes.
So Matt is not a fun thing for her.
Friendship is a journey.
This is just one cobblestone on the string.
Do not throw things on Angie Kang and Sam.
Man, we learn lesson learned.
That's not fun for people apparently.
So Lisa is talking to Angie and she's like,
I am so sorry you got dumped on.
And Angie's like, I mean, I can just re-blow dry this, but I think she's like, I am so sorry you got dumped on. And Angie's like, I mean, like I can just re-blow dry this, but like I think she's on
edge.
Like I think she feels like I'm trying to take over, but I found the house.
So I was just showing people that I'll be the vines over to sleep.
That's all I was doing.
She's like traumatized.
I don't even know what happened.
I was crossing the street.
Like, then next week I know here I wake up in the hospital.
Like what happened?
And then Jenna's now starting to create her case. She's like, I was just running out of fun.
And when he goes, that is not a fun.
Hey, champagne up your skirt because we're partying and having fun moment.
That is a no-listen to me, bitch.
Kind of like when my dogs mark my territory.
She's lifting her leg and peeing on Angie's head.
But with a bottle of the sheepies champagne, she's crazy.
So I'm back to Lisa. She's like, I wanted to say something in the mama, but I didn't want to
pour castle love. And she tells us, I'm so mad at myself for not saying something in the mama.
And she's like, that was insane watching my friend get a drink part on her head by another friend.
And so she's like, yeah, that happening in front of everyone,
it's awful.
Like, I've been so conditioned as Jen's friend
to accept that kind of behavior.
And if you don't, you're a bad friend.
So, you know what?
No, actually being a good friend is saying, that was wrong.
I'm gonna say you're a bad friend.
I'm gonna say, she a bad fat. I'm gonna say, ah, so now she's getting yourself out
without a doubt to say anything.
It's all my years of being tied up to a post
in the middle of the school.
No one ever poured champagne on my head.
This is too far.
So, so then, so then, Whitney is like,
so I understand your humor,
that you're a senior humor and you're trying to lighten it up.
And then goes, yeah, but like,
if she's been like your friend ever since college,
then like, what is the problem?
I mean, like, is that like a third in the pool
or like, ripped a weave or like,
center home to the curbside of the airport?
All I did was take her on national TV
and drink her big moment, like, poor champagne
on her head for no good reason and humiliator.
That's all.
Yeah, she sucks. So then back to Angie Kay. Now she's like turning this, you know, she's like,
okay, now my trauma is over and now I'm gonna comfort this bitch, you know, like I was gonna wait till
towards the end of the season to turn on Jen, but let's do this. So she's like, I double kind of
Fred Hyab, I'm loyal, I'm true. I'll do anything for my friends and family. After
everything I've done, she still does that to me on my hair. You know what? Not only
Deniveland Sharif's party, all of that I paid for everything. I was not supposed to pay
for everything. I opened up my home and she was supposed to just, you know, like do everything.
But I ended up planning it and paying for it. And she tells us she spent $15,000
on that birthday party. And we see a clip of the party. And it's like the casino people
and the dancers, the pianists, the costumes, $3,000 flowers, $4,000 bar, $6,000 cake, $6,000 cake $2,000 Darjeeling tea bags $100 another shot squad I actually bought her another
shot squad only $100 $15 a mug that says shot the fire up the expense just keep on coming
so then that's an average yet out of bag
zero how much money did I get from Gencha zero okay Okay. Now listen, you're right. You paid for all this shit.
Gen didn't pay you back.
That's not even contested later.
So you're right.
That was shitty.
But also you've known Gen long enough to know you're not getting that money back.
And you know she doesn't have any.
And as someone who knows Gen, you've read all the articles of what she's accused of.
You know she's fucked.
This money was money that you spent so that you could have the first big party at your
home and the first big scene at your home, she could be on housewives.
So just to be on genocide for one second, that was your audition fee, okay?
Now back on your side, Jen sucks.
Why would you do that?
I'm about to say, that was money that you spanned, that way you can tell Jen you spent that
money.
That's what that was. So she's just finishing the deal, you know, right?
She's putting in that she's putting in that money
It's like when you start working for an LMM or something and they're like, but you need to pay us
$5,000 for your air filters and then you go sell them and you make $50,000
You know, that's your upfront money that you're putting into this business, you know
And it bought you the first scene of the show and it bought you your first big fight of the show. Money will spent.
Yeah, and I love also like her closing statement on this. I could have bought my daughter a horse
without amount of money and I did do that actually. And it's a picture of her daughter Electra with a
horse because I was like, wait, why are we not having more Electra? Electra, what the whores will need her?
Electra on the horse, that was so good.
She said, come so rich, I still did do that.
But it's the principal.
And she is just one of those people.
She's wearing a scene eye, a Dreamcatcher necklace,
which we later find, it looks like some sort of Dreamcatcher symbol,
which we later find out was from Jen.
And like another, she has like a holy elephant
praying to a clean x box in front of her.
Is that really the best use of that elephant?
You know, what do you call those?
I forget what you call them.
They can, is it Buddhist?
Yeah, it's like the elephant,
and it's got a little crown on, it's like praying.
It's like a prank sculpture,
but it's like holding got a little crown on it's like praying it's like a prank sculpture But it's like holding on to a clean Xbox. I was like wow this show really has an interesting
Take on religion
It's like a ladle, but that's also a crucifix I
Like I'd like you know interesting use of religious symbols
Religious icon iconography or whatever.
Like, only Salt Lake City, you know,
I would love a menorah that's also for
like each menorah's part has just like a tissue on it.
Which is.
So it's like a menorah, but it's like a lipstick holder.
Just like a little lipsticks.
Just.
So basically, Angie's like, I'm'm gonna send her a bill and so then Meredith Meredith's talking to Jen's like well I'm just gonna keep my mouth closed she's doing that thing where it's like I just won't joke
I love one people who tell bad jokes then say well I guess I just won't joke it's like yes please
Thank you very much so then Meredith goes well I, don't think that she's angry at all.
And now it cuts to Angie going, I'm so bad right now. Now she's in the croc, now she's
in the melodrama phase. I'm so angry right now.
I could show cracks. And Lisa's like, you know what it is. You know what it is. You've
taken a knife over the past year and J.
And she's like, can you get me a tissue?
Ganesh, I'm not talking to the elephant. Thank you.
Buh.
And she's like, she needs to grow the fuck up.
She's in the battle. And she wants people to support her.
But she continues to show people this Emma Charmi heavier.
I'm not doing those kinds of favors for me, Mom.
Oh, I am,, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
So now Heather goes to Danna's room.
Danna's like in a little, I feel like she's,
in my mind, Danna is like in the food pantry,
even though she has a full bedroom,
but like in my mind, I'm seeing it as a food pantry.
And so they're like talking about outfits for today
and everything and how they're like,
how are you doing?
You have a nervous, a nervous energy. Is there any way I can make you think So they're like talking about outfits for today and everything and others like how are you doing?
You have a nervous energy.
Is there any way I can make you think that I'm here to comfort you but actually put
you in your place?
And Dan is like actually yes.
So like I mean how would you feel if someone did that to you?
Like you should tell your friend, hey that was totally uncalled for and Heather, Heather
instead of saying like I know that was fucked up.
She was well what am I supposed to do? I mean, swap the champagne fluid out of her hand. I kind of agreed with
her that she wants to Angie to be quiet and wanted to talk a little bit. She wants to
talk a little bit. I was like, Heather, how could you be supporting this champagne moment?
You know, she's pretty, she's pretty terrible. And I like that. Damn, it does not give a
fuck. First off, Danette is stunningly gorgeous.
She doesn't have, she's not like overfilled overtoxed.
She doesn't dye her hair.
She's got like a lot of gray coming through in her hair.
She doesn't wear like crazy clothes.
Like she just looks like a normal, beautiful person.
And so I think when Heather walks in,
she's like, why do you look so nervous?
Cause her face moves.
And that's what people look like when their face moves.
You know?
And when she's asking you all about this,
Heather's like, well, I mean, I would be pissed,
but it sounds like she's saying I would be pissed
if someone was taking over my trip.
You know?
I just love that Heather is like so fun and cool,
but she's like always wrong. Almost always wrong.
And Heather's really happy because she thought,
she was coming to this trip,
she thought it was gonna be a pylon trip
where everyone's gonna come for Heather.
And she's like, oh shit, I just got out of this.
Woo, although next week it looks like it's gonna come for her.
So then Jen walks in.
And she says it like, she says the quiet thing out loud
always. She's like, come, I'm thrilled.
I thought they were gonna come with me with Dacters,
but now with this fortuitous teaspoon of champagne, maybe the types of
turn and the trip won't be about what a shitty friend I am.
No, only day one won't be about that. So Jen walks in and I'm like, oh, here comes the
Jen and Dana scene. And Jen is, they don't really even address it because Jen is still
so mad about Angie. Like, this is actually the best thing really even address it, because Jen is still so mad about Angie.
Like this is actually the best thing for Dana,
which is that Jen is like, oh, I need to have an ally.
Now that I'm gonna be mad at Angie.
So Jen's like, you know, I played this be fun,
and you can't say that you've known me for 20 years
and I'm like mad because I do something to lighten up.
Girl, you just confused the fuck out of everybody
in the rooms.
Jen, no one was confused by the rooms.
And what you did was not to lighten up the fun.
I mean, you lightened up the show for us,
but like the fact that she's trying to build this
flimsy ass case, it's just like,
do you think this is gonna help you
in court these moments, these scenes?
Like when you are manipulating the truth on camera,
is this supposed to help you get your shaved off your jail sentence?
Because I don't think it's going to help.
No, she doesn't care.
She's so crazy.
She's going to, she's in there to ask if she can use Heather's casita because Heather
has the room for her glam team.
So come on.
She's still bringing fucking glam teams.
I mean, this woman is so delusional.
So, um, Dana does not give a fuck. She's just looking at her like, I hate you. Please mean, this woman is so delusional. So, um, Danette does not give a
fuck. She's just looking at her like, I hate you, please die, you know? Yeah. And so Jen
leaves and Heather's like, now listen, Dan, I get it. You want to stand for truth and righteousness?
Wow. But listen, you're a guest of a guest. So don't come for the host. I was like, what is this mean girl shit?
Who is so mean?
The girl who is on all of the high schoolers side against Carrie.
You just can't make this so.
No, she's pro-cari, pro- felon.
No, she's anti-cari.
She's anti-cari.
I'm sorry.
I meant pro-cari bullies.
I sort of just but yes
Pro carry destruction pro pigs blood
I Think she just loves seeing liquids fly that must be what it is
Champagne if there's only pigs blood so yeah, Dan is like wow like just like does Jen have something over these women
Like does she have their blood samples are Are there social security or are there DNA?
I'm like, yes, yes, and probably yes.
I mean, she literally is on trial for fraud
and who's stealing this stuff.
I'm surprised we don't have footage of Jen going around
in vacation episodes, like picking little hairs
out of brushes and putting them in ziplocks, you know.
You know?
So Heather, how's your hair?
Pick your battles wisely.
That's my advice.
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks Heather. You're so inviting to Dana
So now it's like phone calls from home. So America gets a call from Chloe
So I'll try to make Chloe happen unfortunately
I think it's just it and I think Brooks is really the one that pops from this family, but not not Chloe unfortunately
And then what did you say? Sorry, Chloe.
I know, sorry, Chloe, maybe next season.
And then Whitney calls up Justin and he's like,
I'm talking to my 401k guys.
Like, for a 40, your 40, your 40, for his four two,
is like, okay, bye.
Okay.
No, the 401k guy. Is that when all the computers are gonna stop working?
So I'm glad you're eating health deserial. No that's special. Okay.
So now everybody's getting ready. They're gonna get ready to go out and Angie's talking to Meredith in the kitchen and there, you know, everyone's being white, you know, it's like, oh, you're
I'm in white. You're in black. We're like an angel in a double. We're like an angel of double. And then we start getting the villain music. And it's like some more weird like,
music and it's like some more weird like
it's like the satanic choir and Lisa is asking if
Erin G called Sean her husband and she's like I did he felt very bad very
very bad and then it's one hour earlier the very thing that she is being accused of right now is conning people out of money.
And somehow I feel like she just got conned out of $1,000
throwing that party for her husband.
And that was even worth it.
It would be one thing I should appreciate it,
but she doesn't.
Sean's like, uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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Like is that already forgiven because you hate Jen so much because you poured something
on her head? What? Yes, it is already yes. The answer is yes, yes, yes. So then when
he goes, she goes, the tension is real and she was a big real she just says
real like if I had a zit on my forehead it would pop itself I'm like oh gosh I
am very concerned about teenage Whitney going to a horror movie just like is
that a thing that happens your zitsits pop themselves into intense maintenance. I don't know, but that shit's funny.
If I had a zit on my forehead, it would pop itself.
So then they leave. They all load onto this sprinter van, the ever the ever popular sprinter van on this show.
And they're like making little jokes, you know, and like, Heather's like threatening to get lipstick on Lisa's white pants.
And then they're joking about Lisa's spray tan,
getting all over everything.
And then it just gets really quiet.
And they're all looking around,
applying with their hair, because they know
if I was about to come.
And usually it would be Jen to start it.
But everyone's just kind of waiting, and Jen doesn't do it.
So Whitney's like, obviously, there's the conversation
it needs to be at. Oh, what man? God, she's got to live from my face. It's okay. It's okay. We'll
clean that up. Justin, Justin knows someone at 405. I didn't just say it was called, it was 401k. Oh,
I didn't just say it was called, it was 401k. Oh, oh. So, Jen's like, well, people get mad because I speak the truth.
And that's an issue. Like I speak the truth. Then everybody's mad. You know what I'm saying?
And everyone's quiet because that's such a weird revision to history and so Angie's like let's not make any what a comfortable Eddie boy. Okay, Chad
Okay, and she's like are you talking to me? And she's yeah, I'm talking to you
She's putting me making people uncomfortable. Maybe you should apologize. Maybe you should apologize then you should apologize to me
Yeah, and so then Angie just puts on her sunglasses, which I love that. I love that as like a power move
Like you're about to get it from a rich lady, okay? So then she puts on the sunglasses and by the way as I'm saying this
I'm realizing that when I said 405 I
Really should've said 409 for a 9s the cleaner isn't it Ronnie?
Yeah, 405's a freeway. It's freeway. I just did a Whitney to my Whitney impersonation. So then Jen, so so Angie put on the bang.
It got so to just got all over me.
Joke stress.
So so Angie's like, I'm not apologizing.
Maybe you should apologize and she's like, well, just for what?
Forgetting you wet.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were my friend of 20 years, and that was like a joke.
It's not that big of a deal.
I did not pour it over the middle of your head,
so it would go down in your face.
I'm so sorry.
And she's like, oh, okay.
So just to the side, so it doesn't count.
I love the gen now as like parameters of where you can
pour champagne on some of that.
It's only serious if it drips on your face.
Like, as you intentionally aimed it to the sides, that way it wouldn't really get messed up the makeup? It's the friend of
20 years angle that she threw. And so, and she's like, okay, so the side doesn't count.
And she goes, I'm sorry, I poured it on myself too. Now, this is great, because this is
the first time we've seen Jen ever backing down, which
is weird because she's not screaming and yelling.
She's like, but I put it on myself and I'm sorry.
And Angie's like, well, let's do it.
Raise your hand.
But hold on.
I'm going to take off my sunglasses for this.
Did anyone hear this?
I think that was funny.
Did anyone hear it?
I think it's funny.
And everyone's like awkward.
And she goes,
I don't see hands and then she puts your sunglasses back on.
It's so powerful.
Like just for the sunglasses alone,
like Angie Harrington never did anything like that.
She needs to incorporate more sunglasses work.
So Jen's like, are you serious?
Like I wasn't trying to come after you.
I was doing it because everyone was confused
about the bedrooms.
So you pour a drink on my head.
I've been super fucking organized with this,
Ancerys party, and I had a plan, the whole fucking party,
and I paid for the whole party.
You did not.
Oh yeah, what did you pay for?
Keep in mind, I am still wearing my sunglasses
in a position of power as a result.
Yeah.
Oh, this is great, just like this,
because I feel like with anyone else, you'd be screaming and yelling and having a fit, but she's like actually calm, you know, she's like,
and so Angie's like, yeah, what did you pay for? And Heather's like, um, I came for the walkthrough. She's just telling us, but she's like, I came for the walkthrough when Angie offered her home. And so then we see a clip of Angie saying, you know, I didn't have a housewarming party.
So this is going to be the first big party I throw over here.
And Heather says to unload it like this in front of all of us, I mean, that feels like
a sucker punch.
It feels underhanded and it feels mean.
Heather was just at Beaumont Bakery saying that she feels like the way she talks about Jen,
like she always considers Jen, but Jen doesn't consider her and she's sick of it.
She's sick of it. It doesn't feel right. She doesn't even want to go on the trip.
And now she is sitting literally going to all lengths to defend Jen over this champagne thing.
I do not understand this.
Yes. And so Angie is like, now see, if this was Angie said,
I'm going to throw the entire party for Sharif.
I know you're going through a rough time.
I'm going to just do this for you
and then used it against Jen.
That would be one thing, but apparently that's not what it was.
So Angie is like, so have you even offered to reimburse me?
And she's like, yes, yes, I am.
And she goes, when?
Because it was three months ago.
So when's the reimbursement? And Jen tells us I was going to host a party completely somewhere
else. I mean, she said she hadn't had a housewarming and wanted to do it. In fact, there was a whole
tasting. There was a tasting. And then we see we see a clip of Angie pretending it's a wedding
because she's like her daddy's on ball. Because to her, it's like her Debbie Tomball, you know?
It is.
That was the best octopus I've ever had.
I said, right by this.
Right.
And then Jen's like, she's like, also like,
Kucho doesn't even drink.
Okay, she's got them liar.
And Angie goes, I have been a very good friend to you.
And today was a tipping point to me.
And I'm not just talking about the fact that you literally
tipped some champagne onto my head, okay? You dumped a fucking drink on my head in front
of my friends and it was embarrassing to you and humiliating to me and Jen goes, it wasn't
embarrassing, you just, I am a fucking respected woman. I'm a respected him because so much are ya are ya are ya I was like oh yeah she did a yeah she gave
it a yeah are ya are ya are ya are ya are ya really are ya then how come you can't keep a friendship
with anyone I was supposed to open up my house not my wallet you didn't help you didn't come to clean
up and check up I give you five thousand's, I give you a $5,000 necklace. I gave you a $5,000 necklace.
You know it.
And she goes, she goes, that was yesterday.
That was the yesterday.
And then we see a clip of Jen being like,
oh my God, this necklace, but I'm not gonna wear it.
You can have it.
And she says, you gave me a necklace.
You were already wearing, okay?
Don't deflect.
I didn't ask a little party in return for a necklace.
And then she goes, the last thing I,
and then she says, and by the way,
this was a great moment because it was a total,
I felt in some way, it was a reference to Erica Jane.
She goes, the last thing I wanna do is keep this necklace
and be in public and have the Southern District of New York.
Find me and take the necklace off my neck.
I'm a respected woman.
And she says, well, how about it? Thank
you for throwing a party and check us. Thank you. Well, thank you.
She said, I shouldn't have to ask Jen. I cleaned. You didn't help. You didn't even clean.
And so I was on my knees, cleaning my floor. I was on my every single thing. My
house was trash. I even called the blue birds and the little rabbits to come help me and they said,
no Cinderella, not today.
This is all you.
And she goes, I was willing to be sweeping this
under the rug and Danicus,
no more sweeping things under the rug.
It's like a tear comes, Dan.
This is where Dan, this is where you, this, now,
this is the moment you've had this entire thing
to say like, see, Genu, or bully,
but this is what you do.
Yeah, I know. And he's like, you can sweep that under the rug like your behavior with
data the past week. Did anyone see how lovely that party was? I cleaned for three day. Okay, okay.
You can calm down now, you know, but I love it because she just keeps going and Jen's like
but I didn't even want to do it in your house because you did. She's so.
So these are the rules. When you want to party you build the other person and he goes bitch
She goes yes, you're being a bitch. She's you too
So then just got owned I've never seen that on this show and people stand up to wherever I've never seen her back down like that
I mean if Jen her back down like that. I mean,
if Jen is backing down in fear, you know you've got a good real housewife on your hand.
But yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. Because Angie came in with like, she was ready to access
all the vital information right at that moment. Like she's like, oh, you're going to push me on this.
I've got I'm pulling this file in this file in this file. She was like a state of the art computer, you know?
She's not like, there was no spinny wheel.
Yeah, there was no hesitation.
Yeah.
So Jen's like, well, I wish I knew those rules years ago
because I could have sent a bill to do to Meredith
and her husband for $80,000.
No, because that was a different situation.
You said, I'm going to do a birthday
party for you. That's it. You didn't say, let's just host a party. You said, I'm going to do a party,
and then you, that was your audition for Real Housewives, where you're like, I'm going to throw
the biggest party housewives that have ever seen. Yeah, and you also turned it into like your
party. It was basically a party for you. It was literally everything that's about her.
So, Meredith goes,
nah.
The shot, Sally,
how the good old days.
It was only three years ago, but still, wow.
I know, God.
Remember when they were shell-aids?
So, she, Meredith said, nah,
you have to turn the perspective of money's sprinter fans for us.
Okay, you see, you know what's fun?
It's saying, meeting a journey
and everyone who needs to see the HR of fun
Please please go talk to Whitney. Thank you
Yeah, so now they're going to the boat right they get there they're going on to the boat and we get their tents
Ha beat ha beat ha beat
So Jen now that
She's away from fucking what's her buttons Angie now she's just talking to Heather
So she's really you know doing that thing where you didn't have the balls to do it in front of their face so behind their back
She's like I'm gonna fuck some people up and that's it. I'm going for it. It's like up. Sorry already lost that one
I like to she's right over there if you'd like to come for her again. I'd love to see it
I like to call that the Ben Mandelker move the
During the argument. Well, I mean, I guess you're right and then afterwards like another thing I would have said this
I said I'm
Well
Because I am not a state of the art computer when it comes to arguing. I very much become
a tandy as in a actually a Jessica tandy using a tandy computer. I'm like, how do I do this again?
We're all my responses.
So Heather is like, oh my god, I can't believe I have to go on a boat with these
women. Traditionally or historically, we do not do well and confine spaces.
And in my opinion, a yacht is a sprinter van on open water.
I'm on open water. Um, I sort of like, maybe the yachts on, on here in San Diego, I feel like we, this, this
episode also gave us an answer to why there's no below deck San Diego because the yacht that
they wind up getting onto is definitely a far cry from literally every other yacht we've
seen on Bravo.
So, um, uh, so now, uh, So, now Jen's crying, by the way.
So now she's like, and Angie's like, it probably wasn't the right time, but when is the right
time?
Am I right?
And Meredith's like, well, Jen, the reality is you want to have a fun time, right?
So let's not incite the situation any further.
It's sort of like when Bru he tries to put a circle peg into
a square slot at some point you're saying you did even though he didn't do it. Okay, so
let's try to make it fun and we'll deal with it afterwards. So we get on to the boat and
it's called the champagne which is really funny, you know, I'd love to see Jen just try
and like pick up the boat and drop it on and she said.
I'm a respected woman.
I'm a respected world. So they get on the boat and DJ Kimmy's there.
And you know, it's DJ Kimmy because she's gone to the FedEx.
King goes, which we talked about earlier and printed out a little sign that says DJ Kimmy.
I like office paper.
This yacht is the answer to the question of whatever
happened to the OC Angels. This yacht, the captain, the everyone working on it, the whole
thing.
And the lady, yeah, of course, how there's like, oh, captain, oh my captain, yeah, how
and the girl serving drinks is like, hi, I'm hi, just doing that hair scratch thing.
That was just like the Kim Zolciac
where she can't stop scunching her hair.
She's like, hi, you guys want some champagne
or something, you guys want some drinks?
And Heather goes, I would like whatever I can have
to make my boobs look as good as yours.
So she's like, ah, okay.
Hey, so put in your orders quickly.
We only have one hour on this thing because we all have to do a night shift at Cabo Wabo. Okay, guys
So then Jen is on the side of the boat now talking to Meredith just going off. She's like, I'm not sure of her ankle
I mean, oh my god. I like would I ever ask for someone to host a party at their house?
I mean, she said she's done so much for me. She's so fake. I mean, jump out of the boat and swim to shore, bitch.
You know how many connections we have?
We could hold, we could have hosted that party
at like the Aquastanie of Aaron Aquastanie of the actor.
Which is why you hosted Sheree's other party at Topgolf.
Sure.
So I married at this level.
You could host it there, but you still have to pay for caterers.
That's the point.
You did get the venue for free.
You just have to like pay for stuff, Jen.
Yeah.
So, Mara, because I know she is not Jen's not
in great mental state and having to be zazz-arbreed
and my friends were not very supportive
and she's trying to numb herself
and I feel like she's hitting a breaking point.
It's really unsettling.
It's quite frankly, it's scarier than getting your toenails
stuck in Seth's cage. It's very exciting. God, Jen, like you're coming at me in my
most vulnerable time. You know this. You know what, fuck yeah. Like she's going off,
of course, again, Angie's out of your shot. Well, Jen, so being a big badass. Sorry, you're going through a vulnerable time, but you started it.
Yes, sorry.
Sorry.
Anyway, that's where it was.
What? Oh my God.
It was like on the one hand, you could see the, the gears grinding into
motion. You could see Jen saying like, this will be funny for the show.
And you can see it.
And you're like, oh gosh, but then at the same time, it was great.
It was so fun. Yeah, that really was. And you can also see the other side of the argument.
Like here comes Bigmouth Angie trying to control everything. It's like supposed to be Jen's trip.
And she's like, no, my friend has a house. We can do it in my house. And then we'll do this for
the things. And then I'll give everyone a tour. Like she is overbearing and like taking over the trip like I could see why
someone would be annoyed but you just handed her a storyline you idiot. Yeah. Just gave
it right to her nearly handed her a snowflake in the process but yeah. Anyway, well that
was sure was fun wasn't it? Sure was. Always some good times for this show.
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