Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Choirstarter

Episode Date: November 4, 2022

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Now onto the real housewives of Salt Lake City. Now Salt Lake City really took a fun turn this week with a little restful opening. Wow, that was unexpected. Salt Lake City decided to change the game for previously. It wasn't even a previously. It was a, hey, there's things going on in pop culture outside of this TV show and we need to address

all three of them in this episode. So we're just gonna give you an update, but since we're bored, we're going to make it an old-timey update. I loved it. Also, they kept shooting. Now this is not fact, I don't know, but from what I remember last year, it could be fact. And I don't know, it's conjecture.

But I think they just kept shooting because they're very excited to see Jen go down in flames basically. So they just kept shooting from the end of last season, they didn't stop. So when they had the reunion, they were shooting the next season already when they had the reunion, which is why they kept saying, we can't talk about that. Like they were mad at each other, but couldn't talk about why. And I think we're starting to see why, because now they're reacting to things that happened at the reunion, you know?

And this episode does seem like it takes place a couple weeks later or something, because they're kind of starting over in a way, right? They're like, here's a new story, with these husband got fired. And everything's new, here's a new season. So it's good, like season, episode six we're finally starting with the new season. So it's good. Like season episode six were finally starting with the

new stuff. Yeah, it feels almost like the previous part of everything that was washed for the past five episodes did not really come into play for this episode, which was sort of strange, but whatever. So yeah, we get this old-timey thing that's like, here's what's happened in the news. Justin got fired. Lisa Ballos and out of tweet. And then a third thing, which I don't remember, but it happened. Jen, who was behind Jen Shogs' Bowls? Oh yeah, Jen Shogs' Bowls. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's crazy.

My favorite one. So, meanwhile, Wild Rose Whitney has been exposing too much. And then, you just see her bent over on the bed with Justin behind her, like Fred Flintstone covered in chocolate mud or whatever that shit was. And her going, and her husband has been fired finally. Just just mean, we need a sundance Lisa Balow is called out had a gay over a text message

exchange to shed over the death of Meredith's father. It's like, wow, they're really getting a lot in here. Oh, yeah, I wrote really getting a lot in here. Oh, yeah, I wrote this all down to you. I'm not saying like I didn't write it down. I spent an entire two minutes writing this damn. Whatever this music I was really had to fit a lot in there. I mean, I was just been fired. Finally, does this mean Warren Queen of South Korea?

So Barlow's called that at the gay. Everybody text message exchange. They said over the death of Meredith's father. Like, how many takes did that take? Listen, you know what? I thought Tom Brocott did an excellent job and it's glad, I'm happy to see he's still getting work, okay? Tom Brocott.

So then the most exciting part for me was that a transition to the opening credits, but the opening credits were black and white and then also an old-timey audio, but then a transition into color and current audio. I was like, oh, someone in the post department had so much fun doing that.

Like, oh, I can't wait to make this filter transition. It will be the best. Yes. Well, all the housewives shows have been getting a lot better with that. We've got Potomac, we've got Potomac with the life flowers and then they slowly die between the scenes. Yeah. And then this one, I think someone in post just like, We've got the you know, Potomac with the lifelowers and then they slowly die in between the scenes Yeah

And then this one. I think someone in post just like listen guys. These are cartoons for adults Let's just make them as cartoon as possible now. I love that new era of post-production over at Bravo But really I mean we have to we have to give a tip of the hat to the real pioneer in that area Which was orange County about two years ago when they kept on having volleyball players sort of cutting out, like cut out and then super opposed and then turning into a transition to like Shannon's home. It'd be like someone diving across the sand, but then like by the time they'd land, you were actually at Shannon's house somehow.

Yes. Yes. Or a boat passing. Mike gets a transition into Tamras. The trash dumpster, the Tamras on top of screeching is someone to get away from her trash. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, well, well, the other isn't blue. She's in blue, blue and blue. She's in blue pants, blue top, blue jacket, wearing a blue purse. And she goes into the alliance, the Air, oh, the Alliance.

Yeah, and she is, starts talking to this guy named J, who is the theater manager, and she tells us, I have so many stresses piling up on me, but at the same time, I need an outlet, so I need a resource to like renew my soul, so I've decided to form a choir. And I have what you know what? That's a what's well w ut what with a few questions. Like I wait, did I hear that correctly? You're starting. I mean, I have to say, Ronnie, you know

what? I applaud her. This is she said, I'm going to create a new category of strange storyline for the real housewives. You know, we've seen lots of these things. We've seen lots of strange things. I'm going to open up my, I mean, the first one, of course, was I've decided I want to be a singer, Kim Zolciak, was a pioneer there years ago, and now they all want to be singers. First time we've seen someone say they want to start a choir on one of these shows, and it's both the fuddling and admirable. It really is. My only question was, have you heard of masturbation? It's like, I need a relapse. So you start a choir really like your easier ways, you know. Why don't you just

listen to Beyonce's new album? I think that's probably good enough. And masturbate. Just at the same time. I masturbate. So then whatever it is, just do something and masturbate with it, you know? Yeah, because I don't, I don't know. I don't trust home made choir. So you know what I mean? Now I'm a crafty person. I love a community theater. I do. We all know it. I'll make choirs a different thing. Oh my, you know, it's like home made back in cheese. Not everybody can do that, you know, I believe in you, but your dress like a smurf and you don't know how to masturb the way. So, you know, when I went to college, my school had a few who like, Okapella groups as several colleges do, but like there's like the one Okapella group that's been there for like 50 years.

And then there's like the newer Okapella group that's been there for like 10 or 20 years or something like that, 15 years. And then what happens is then you get like the runny brand new one that's like the it's like the Heather Gay choir acupel group. And it's not good because all the good singers are at the established ones. And so you always see these people trying to start these acupel groups and they're like, Hey, we're going to be singing at Hillel tonight who wants to join us and you go, it's like they got me.

You're like, Oh God, they're doing take on me again and they're not even hitting that I can't make fun of that because I started in acapella improv team did yes it was a music that's improv that's improv that's improv you're just coming out to make up like we would be like yeah but we're not we're not like it was called door about. But like you not you understand like you called a door capel like you're not being gilted into going to see someone. But my friend was shy at Hillel, you know, my friends were

there so I can't make fun of it. I was like you guys have to come see a talk about it's like the coolest thing. So anyway, the audience has hung up so we can feel comfortable saying whatever we want. Now we've gone from masturbation to terrible acupala choirs. So Drake comes in and you know, she's going to be the one doing all the work. I think Drake is going to Heather is going to make Drake earn that new car that she got her last year in every episode. Yeah, you know So that's true Heather explains to us that Corey was raised a Baptist and He was a choir director for

27 years and one night we were just at my house singing around the piano and it reminded me I love singing with friends. And as I hit the crescendo of that beautiful song by Ace of Base, I saw the sign. I did see the sign. The sign said choir, start one now. It's just like you know what? Choirs just don't exist right now like this. Like there's nowhere I can go sing spiritual songs or non-spiritual songs. And I like that that's her rule. You know, it's going to be like, we'll sing some spiritual songs, but also like back that asset, you know. Yeah, you know, there are places that you can do that. karaoke bars. Actually, your show, my I suggest your shower while your master made it. So she's like, I

just feel like my spiritual community side is lacking. Go clean up trash on the freeway. Okay. That's what I say. You know what? I think I just need to see what the playlist is. If I approve of the playlist, I will approve of the choir because with

the right song, I am down for like Ali Sabarlo and Towns. Oh my, saying Christ, I love that. That's right. Take it down a little bit. Yeah, take it down a little bit. That's too high for me. Mads, saying, Chris, how about we all the world? We all are the people.

Take it down. Take it down. I can't say goodbye. That's not my best time in the world. We all the world. That's not gonna work. Heather says, you know, I used to have that every week. And I'm miss sitting with my family, singing, and feeling the presence of God in my life. Of course, like, okay, let's talking more lives.

Okay, three, two, one, you better ring them. Fals, you better ring them. Fals, are we starting with auditions or what? No, so she wants to start her own choir and sing with people who feel the same as her. And okay, I'm already one over. I love this idea. I was starting to look in the mirror over. Maybe I'll start acquiring my neighborhood. I just love it.

It feels like I feel like Greta Gerwig came into the show and was like, I'm going to pitch an idea to you, Andy Cohen, have her start acquire and I'll direct this. Wise. I've got to pitch everybody's day seated. This is gonna be quick. Ready? Wise.

So she doesn't really seem to, you know, and she's, she admits she doesn't really know what she's doing, right? So she's gonna have a week week of auditions a week. No, that is one night, okay? You don't make auditions convenient for everybody else. They can't make it that night. They can't make it to choir.

Okay, that's the last thing you need is a bunch of people. I can't make it. My daughter has volleyball. Oh, I can't do it. My son has whatever. No, you fucking get here on choir. You're fucking out. Do you understand me?

I'm just having visions of Ronnie, you just showing up in the show, dressed like an all black with a beret on a cape. Be like, okay, this is how we do choir. It's one night and one night only. Speaking of, one night only, one night only. Esther, get it together, that was off key. God damn it. I don't be a lot of you slam down your hands

on the piano keys. Brrr. I said hit the F now. Yes, because no, because I play piano now. So I can be that guy. I know. I can, you know, I don't play very well, but I can just play like your dad

who's taking a couple piano classes. I can be like, rings and bells. You've got to why is everyone else singing? Why? It's my song. It's my part. The lyric is so she went to Dubrovnik. Dubrovnik.

It's a world city. Okay, from the top. I wouldn't even let anybody else sing. You're here to watch me. Okay. I've cast you as my audience. Okay. So then Corey, she's like, yeah, well, we're going to, we're going to put the choir together.

And then our first rehearsal will be in a few weeks. Babe, Easter, Easter's coming. And what's Easter without a hem? And Corey's like, I'll have hem, I'll have hem, I'll have hem. And then Bravo's like, okay, I'll have him and him and him. And then Bravo's like, okay, I think we're done with the scene. So then, now we need like a solid 30 minutes in the scene. I won't be happy. I need, I need to actually just live in the scene. I just want this to be more quiet.

Make this a peacock special. Just make it a seven episode arc on peacock, like just the creation of a choir. Yeah. I Heather. So now we go to Jen and coach. They are a coach shot. They arrive at like a trampoline park and he's like, we are about to get crazy.

And she goes, how are you about to get high? How are you about to get high? Not like that because the place is called altitude. So they walk in and the lady who's working there, I mean, she got that email a week ago saying, hey, we're going to be filming real house as a Salt Lake City at Altitude and you're going to be our ambassador and she is ready for it. Yeah, she really is. She's like, welcome to Alpha Tuning with Jordan. What brings us in tonight? She's like oh my god. I've heard my audition for you to get to okay thirsty ass She's like I next up we have the register worker from altitude

Sandy from altitude is here to sing a song So we're just car with the baseball back from in the windows and I said, that's what happens in the gym. And cut saw. He said, be. Is in his full on. What? I didn't know anything about these crimes

where he talks to his full on voice, you know, where he talks to Jen like, she's just an innocent little baby. He's like, it's state mine innocent little baby. He's like it's date 9 And I want to do something different and I want to have her do something different And I want us to come together as we do something. It's different. It's like oh my god Why why don't you just chew chew some fucking applesauce into her mouth? Okay stop infantilizing your wife Who just robbed a trillion old people across the state, sir. Okay.

So then Jen is like, she's in shock because she's never been to a trampoline park, although neither have I, but at least I understand the concept of them. And she's like, she's like, my God, like, what's going on? What the fuck? Where's the jungle gym? What's going on here? What's happening? Yeah. And then he's basically like jump. Like you go jump. And so they're like jumping around. And there's like a lot of silliness. There is a moment I really like where out of nowhere, Jen comes around the corner bouncing

on like a little hammerhead shark thing. And he's like, what are you doing? But it's just silliness. Silliness and the trampolines and the block. They're not ball pits. What do you call those? Block foam pits. Foam pits. Yeah, they're in the trampolines and the block. They're not ball pits. What do you call those? Block pits. Phone pits.

Yeah, they're in the phone pit. Enjoy that. Enjoy that bright colorful phone pit because soon it's just gonna be called, what do they call it when you solitary? Okay. So you just solitary it. But just just call the pit.

You're just gonna be in a pit with no phone. You're just gonna be in the pit with no phone. That's right. So she's like, oh my God, thank you so much for helping me find the good things every day in my life. But you know, honey, there's still this bullshit every day. I think I mentioned to you that there was some account that they're called Shogs Post.

You remember I mentioned that? He's like, Hmm, let me think about it. In the meantime, why don't you turn around so I could patch your back? I know we could get a burp if we really tried. I just, I like that we are now going to embark on a scene about how Jen was rolled on the internet before going to jail all in a foam pit. Like they're just sitting there in the foam talking about this serious shit.

She's really fucked up. So she says that there was an Instagram account called shot exposed that was commenting very negatively about me online, me, just me, and like just like two months before I'm going to trial. And I have bigger issues to worry about. Like, am I gonna get out of this fun bit? Okay, and then some stupid shot exposed account.

And I just, I just wanna bury it. I just wanna never discuss it. Yeah, and she's like, so then seven months ago, my aunt Lisa told me that Chris Harrington, Auntie Harrington's husband was the one who set it up. And she said, up the fake account about me. And she's like, wait, well, why would he do that? We've never done anything to them.

Yeah, I guess who else feels like that, okay? A lot of people with medical alerts that no longer have their feels like that, okay? A lot of people with medical arts that no longer have their subscription fee. A lot of people who have websites up right now. Yes, people getting error 505 messages on the website. Bad gateways. Bad gateways. So Jen's like, I know, but I know what it's like to be accused of doing something you didn't do, and at this point, I need to find out, because Auntie Harington has been inserting herself into my life, and it didn't matter then, but now really matters!

I can deal with a lot, personally. What you use, shot exposed. You didn't say Jen exposed. You didn't say Jen, you didn't say Jen, you didn't say Jen, she's supposed. You said, she's supposed, so you just humiliated and just respected my entire family and also the shot's a sunset. And I will not stand for that. Well, also the reason she didn't seem to care as much at first was because the name is shot exposed, but that's the name of the account but it was going after Lisa Barlow mostly, right?

Yeah. Which is like just bad branding. How's Chris Harrington even rich? He's like, I want to show, I want to, I want to, I want to to count, bring it down to Barlow. Let's call it Shah. Yeah, it doesn't, it's like January 6th committee, but only going after Lisa Barlow.

It's like, it's like the January 6th committee where we're mad about things that happen on January 5th. Like, wait a minute. He got a thing better branding, okay. Could you imagine the January 6th committee, Sapina, at least, Saborlo, like if they just did it, because they wanted to hear her take, like, okay, least Saborlo, what were you doing on January 6th? I was getting a diet coke. Okay, we were just curious. It's time for commercial.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So, um, poor Shah has just tried to have a coach Shah, has just tried to have a scene where he didn't have to deal with this and he just like kind of sighs and pouts at the camera. So then we go to credit and get tomato. Andadow and yeah, seriously, it was like a close up of the two meows are very serious tomato cutting. It was a big tomato transition. It's like, wait, hold on, listen to that tomato, listen to that tomato. There's no, this

sucks. The tomato is practicing for its audition for the choir. It's also like I think the first vegetable that's been sliced in that household. It's like the tomatoes practicing for its audition for the choir. It's also like I think the first vegetable that's been sliced in that household. It's at least in John's house. And he is making fast food slices on that thing too, right? It's like the exact tomato you would get on your Big Mac or and not no big ones don't have to make this quarter pound. Nope, they don't have them. Give me a burger king one, a whopper.

Oh, you know, you're tomato. Your average tomato burger. Also, you know that tomato has no flavor. Let's be honest. What is it? It's like April or something. It looks like a very big tomato. I didn't approve it. It was just a very bad tomato work. Might as well just slice a piece of plaster, you know, put on your sandwich. So, uh, hey, I'm just working. Like everything's been so crazy. I've just feel like I have to get on top of everything. And then Jack comes up from the basement or whatever.

And John goes, sup, dude. I know. What was that all about? And Jack goes, what's up guys? And Lisa goes, Hey, where have you been? He's like downstairs. Wow, you've been so quiet. I didn't even know you were home.

Wow, that's crazy. They were home. He goes, yeah, cool. Cool. I haven't even smelled fudge. Please tell me you're practicing for your applications. And she's like, okay, so cool. So I got an email from your guidance counselor.

And he just looks at her with that stupid hair. Okay, look, none of us had great hair as teenage boys. But this style of just taking your hair all the way from the back and coming it straight forward has got a style. It's terrible. It's terrible. Oh, God, the feathered bang thing that teenage boys have been doing. I mean I It's just it's it's it's very sad like I wish you could tell teenage boys

Don't do this to yourself because your girl regret it, but they all do it. I love it Some terrible air and it's on all of them. Okay, it's universe all of them here, too It's like it's like a fucking illness spread everywhere. It's universe. All of them. It's here too. It's like it illness. It's like a fucking illness spread everywhere. It's here. You go into a grocery store, you just see those fucking poofy heads. Poofy heads everywhere. Poofy heads. I don't want to see any poofy heads going forward, but they're there. What happened to a good old mushroom cut?

Like back in my day, where we shaved our sides and then had like a big mushroom on top, like my auntie, Luisa, you know, now there's a haircut. Or what about the tragic parting down the middle haircut from the mid 90s? How about that? Can we bring that? No, don't bring that back. But like, I mean, bring it back in terms of like, can we just get a rotation of awful teenage

hair? Like, do we have to have puffy bands? This poof has lasted too long. So poof has lasted since Bieber. It poof has lasted since Bieber is terrible. Like little Bieber. When Bieber was little Bieber. Remember little Bieber had that thing right of us. Yeah, the thing.

Well, he had like that bowl cut, but it was also kind of feathered. But this is where they just like take a big brush and do it all the way from the back and just comment off forward and your hair doesn't naturally fall like that. So there it's all trying to curl back. It's all in different stages of like, it's like trying to get away from the style, you know? That's literally a Donald Trump's haircut. That's not a political statement, everyone.

It's just stating facts about here. But, um, Mac has finally infected the youth of America. There used to be a show on MTV called Two-A-Days and it focused on a high school in Alabama. And that was like, they are here. I mean, it was like you've never just you've just never seen puffy bangs like the ones in Alabama high schools. That was really like the pinnacle of it. And I just

feel like it's spread across the country. Yeah. Sure has. Terrifying. Hey, Dura has. So Lisa is, you know, she's basically saying this this fucking kid, we start a business for him, and now he's got a couple hundred thousand dollars, so he thinks that life is easy, you know, and that's not how it is. And so she's like, well, why won't you go to college? And he's like, because I see people on the internet who are like, don't go to college, like find someone you look up to and then like, like they can mentor you, you know, they can mentor you or whatever.

But don't you understand if you want to be a fudge maker and you want to go to fudge college, that's where the fudge mentors are. Jack! I like John's advice because he's like, uh, it seems like you're basing your opinion only on people who say don't go to college. Like the only person I really ever see is your mother, which is why I will never drink corn syrup, only saccharine. You know what I'm saying? You need to broaden your horizons.

I don't, honey. I don't. But you do. I like the easis. Jack started. He's just searching YouTube for like, don't go to college. Like, what do you do?

Don't go to college. What do you mean? It is. I mean, I actually feel so bad for parents these days. Just watching the scene, you know there's so many parents that have kids who are looking at stupid people on YouTube and on like, especially now on Twitter. You were just like saying bullshit like this.

And I'm like, oh my god. So Lisa's like, Jack started fresh wolf three years ago with help of John and myself. And it's going great. We have 10s of sales. And he's doing amazing. And that doesn't mean that Jack gets to jump into Bill Gates mode and skip college and go back and get an honorary degree. It's really hard doing along these apartments. By the way, you really run out of air quickly.

Also, Jack, college wasn't just about math and science for me. It was about like, I didn't grow up with a mom that cooked. You know what I mean? And Jack's like, I didn't grow up with a mom that cooked either. She's like, okay, okay. I'm gonna let that pass for a minute. But honest question, tonight, but you're too hard. It's just my fault.

It's just my fault? Is this my fault? Is this a boy who was raised with a plastic spoon from Wendy's in his mouth? You know, I want to get you worked. I want to get worked. I want, sorry, Jack, I'm reading your line. And you should be Jack, you speak in your line. Okay, thanks, mom, for letting me say my line.

I want to get working for me because I want to be successful my own without people saying oh dad is money dad is money I want people to say jack's money and Yeah, I think they're never gonna stop saying I mean Your parents money to start a business are always gonna say, your daddy's money, always. So the only way around this at this point, you've been on national TV making money off your daddy's money, okay? The best way, get a job, a dream job,

really in your mother's eyes, go work at Taco Bell, okay, save us and build it that way. Otherwise, you're never gonna get away from that, okay? Go to fucking college, seriously. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Yeah, this kid fucking college, seriously. Yeah, I'm going to try and get out loud. Yeah, this kid really thinks he's going to be in like a music video. Go to fucking college, okay? You're not caught enough to not go to college.

There I said it. You're not ready for Shark Tank, okay? By the way, can we rewind and reflect on Lisa Barlow saying, college wasn't just about what I learned in science and math. I love the idea that did Lisa Barlow go on like a science track in college? Was she like, was she in science and math in college? Cause just the idea of her with like test tubes and beakers and like safety glasses, I just imagine so many hilarious hijinks coming from that. Just her spilling acid on people. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just burned your hand off. I'm sorry. Oh my

god, it hurts. I've all came out. Hey, she's just sold to an volcano experiment in college. I feel like it's like, if frogs, I want to do that. I want to do that. I'll get a scene in this class where I will not cut up in a fron. I won't do it. I'm just asking this all the time. What happens if I put that go into a centrifuge? I think she's just going towards the basic things that you think of. You know, like, you know what? It's about more than like math and science and spelling base.

She's just thinking of like the basic glasses that she can think in college. Because what did she go to college for? I don't know. Listen, go into college is more than like science and math. It's about learning things like how to Free yourself when you're strapped to a pillar and the floor and the student center. I mean, come on. If you don't go to college, how are you gonna know in the future who you can save for being a good time girl? You know what I mean, come on. If you don't go to college, how are you going to know in the future who you can save for being a good time girl? You know what I mean? You can't meet the good time girls without spending the time of the good time girls.

Let's see. American nationality, white ethnicity, born rich and prosperous Christian family. Talking about her educational qualifications, she completed her primary and higher schooling at a local high school, Lisa graduated from Brigham Young. She likewise accumulated her degrees in various fields from University of Albany as well as Northwestern University. But it doesn't say in what? Northwestern. There's a lot of college. I think I would not have pegged her as someone who went to Northwestern for grad school. There you go. Um, so let's see.

She's like, okay, well, you can think about that, but you want to go get third, because you know, I'm not going to make it for you. Ha, ha, ha, ha. We can be laughing at myself. I learned that in college. I had a lot of time watching all those good girl girl, good girl, good time girls walking by me while I was dropped to the pole. So then we go to Dunham Whitney's house, who's pretending to work on a computer.

I mean, Whitney just on a laptop is even funny. I mean, I don't care. I don't care how much people love her hate Whitney, but I love watching Whitney. It just cuts to Whitney on a laptop going da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da It's like that's the version of one the upside down book. Also let's give a shout out to the Monica Lackle choir on this very big choir episode. This choir was going on overdrive, really every scene and this scene it was like, there was like intrigue choir and they were just killing it. Yes, I wrote Tenshaus, that was my note.

That's the first time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I always write down, it's so funny every time, I write notes like this. Corral is angry. Ho ha ho ha ho ha. As if I'll remember the melody from that. I do sometimes,

because it starts to sound like rests when you put a period like ha ha ha ha, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that was one earlier. Um, okay. So when he was on her computer and then Justin comes in and he's like, God, babe, I've literally been bombarded with texts and emails. I'm just trying to figure out how to do some mass communication, you know, because I gave people an answer, but it wasn't the answer they wanted. And she's like, okay, let me explain, but it's going on to you. It was a Monday. I was having a hard day. Justin pulls up to me and he comes to my window. And he was like, I was like, I'm so overwhelmed. I can't take it. I need a break.

And then he looks at me and he's like, I just so overwhelmed. I can't take it. I need a break and then he looks at me and he's like I just got fired Wait, oh sorry Whitney. What's not ruined your day with me? I know I was like what sort of What sort of strange preamble was that about like I was having a really hard day And I had just dropped off the kids and I couldn't even go inside yet I had to sit in the car and wait. And I was like, wait, but what did you just say? You got fired.

Yeah, I mean, my God, I know it affects you, but Jesus, it's like the worst day of his life. And he's like, here's how it affected me in my car. I don't know, but yeah, because basically what you're saying is life is already so hard and now it just got harder. So, yeah, because she said, what about me? What about what about risk? I don't make as much as him and we're just recovering from a huge risk last year.

Yeah, spending all of his life savings on your fucking makeup line when he's already working for a personal care company. So she's like, what about our lifestyle? What about the bar in the basement? What about the Shriper pole greasing up maintenance? Who's going to pay for that? Do I need to sell my purse as do I need to sell things? What does this men? So he raised his toast that he's come to he's put together for Instagram. So everyone will stop texting him. And he's like, listen, guys, you know, if you're seeing this, it means you either chose me or I chose you to be on this platform, which means I believe you're one of the good ones. Jesus is that what it means?

We're going to war. I need to reevaluate every single person I follow on the Instagram. I don't want to be, if I don't want to be one of Justin's good loves, but I guess that's why I don't follow him. So he's, that's that's a weird, that's a weird way to start your public, your public, explanation. With the answer says that when with me starts crying and goes, Wow, that's real. That is real.

That is so real. Because I will truly miss so much about these past seven years. They have been some of the best seven years of my life. And I will always support uplift edify because people like being edified. And in the end, choose family first. Well, not the one I left for with. But the one, you know, the family have with Whitney.

Wow. New family first. And then I added three hearts. I don't know why that was so hard. You know, the heart thing. I didn't know like the emoji of menu is actually hidden in my phone. And it's just, I guess I'm at that age. It's hard to find that. I don't know why it's so hard. But I think that's the first time since since since your dad died. Yes.

Yes. But you let the entire Salesforce, you are everyone's everything. These people are shocked because they don't know why you're gone. I mean you everyone everything. So she tells us he was the OG in the industry. He was the chief sales and marketing officer of a publicly traded company that sold personal care products. No one fires Justin. He was the OG in his entire industry that apparently only started seven years ago. Multi-level marketing, which just started five years ago.

OG means old grandpa, right? Oh, so he's like, yeah, I knew there were rumblings, but the conversation itself, wow, that was still a big shock. She's like, how did they position it? And he says, well, he said, I really appreciate your work, big guy, but Whitney being a public figure,

just don't see how we can continue to make this work. And Whitney goes, ah, she puts her finger in the air. She's like, really? I love that. Really? She like had a thought. She's like, hold on, hold on. I really have a thought.

I'm filling this right now. Really? Really? And he's like, yeah, just so the fact that your wife has a career and is successful, you can no longer work there. This has everything to do with shaming me for being what kind of woman I am. God, cancel culture comes for everyone at some point, I guess. So then that was a joke. So Justin goes, so Justin's like, I just realized when I said that,

I was like, I don't want people to think I'm actually one of those people that complains about canceling. Justin. You guys, let's cancel Ben for complaining about cancel culture. I'm not worried about being canceled for that. For other things, yes, but I don't wanna be, I realize like the thing I hate in life now are like guys on the internet saying like, God, cancel culture. Like, okay, okay. So anyway, Justin's like, he's like, you know, it just, there was going to be

a lot of conflict of interest, you know, they were interested in living their lives without ever having to imagine what I looked like in my underwear covered in chocolate. And I was interested in showing them that. So it was a conflict of interest. But it is normal to want to be intimate with your husband on camera for millions of people. It feels like the last straw was when we did that love of art. Love is art thing. Yeah, love of art love is art thing. Yeah, that can be cringy, but like I'm freaking proud of that. I mean, so she's like this takes me back to being 18 and being told if you're not a man, you can't have it. You can have it all. Well, he is a man and he can't do it either. Like Whitney, I get it, okay? Your main point stands, but shut up Whitney.

Stop making this about you. Your husband just lost his fucking job. She's like, I'm gonna march around the block with the sign in my brow. I'm painting mailboxes with my boobs. They're gonna learn. I feel like you are asked to suppress your wife or leave. And then she says, it's bringing back all these reasons why I

wanted to leave the Mormon church in the first place, because women are less than women will submit to their husband. So I'm like really fighting the filling of filling ashamed and guilty because I have nothing to fill guilty for. I was like, wow, she really is the fill, I'm really feeling the feeling of feeling the feeling of feeling a filing a feeling. I'm feeling the void of feeling the feeling of ashamedness. I mean, it's not like I was cut stealing. Sorry, I've got feeling. It's just like the bus, the, the, the, the wills of the bus go round and round sometimes.

I have nothing to fail guilty for. And she's like, we've lost your income. Shit just got real. Now, I don't know about this. Why do you think all the headlines at that time made it sound like it was that sexy scene that they did where they're like, we're finally done. You have sexed it up enough. But I've read other people's theories and I think a good one is that she was, she starts this huge personal care company that was multi-level marketing. I think she rebranded it and changed it around

when she got called out on that. But it's like a direct competitor to his work. Plus her stuff is getting all this publicity on the show, which kind of made sense to me. But it is, it is. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, the thing is, I don't know enough about his company that he works for because there's part of me that the thought did cross my mind like, oh, they probably were just using this as a way to get rid of him because they probably wanted to get rid of him for whatever reason.

But especially, I didn't realize until you start saying it that she was actually, she had actually competing with his company and that he's put up actual, like he's put up money into it. So that is a conflict of interest there. But I don't know, maybe if they're all, I don't know if it's a conservative company too. That's just, well, also there's the Gen Shot.

It's a Gen Shot aspect because a lot of MLMs are coming under fire in recent years. Wow. And he is multi-level marketing in the legal way. And but people are saying maybe they're getting confused with whatever's going on with Jen Shaw going down because hers was some shady, I don't know. But I don't know that it was all over this stripping thing

or not, but goddamn, I still had to laugh. I'm sorry. This really mean when somebody loses their job. But I'm really feeling really real in the fill. I'm in my fills right now. I'm in my fills. Type type type type business. I'm typing business. You are actually touching keys on a piano. Fire business. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So now speaking of business and fillings, let's be lab and laser time.

We go to the beauty lab and laser where Heather, I mean, why does she need to have a choir or audition? She should just make the thousand children who work at her spot, just put on robes and sing songs. Because every song would be, I don't know what you're sad and don't fly. Take all in your songs that they have to sing to you together. Or the spot.

Seller way, sell away, sell away. Seller way, sell away. I definitely just heard that song when I was in Santa Fe. I was walking down that gallery street and there definitely was a gallery that had spinning things. You know, like the metal work that spins, it looks like spirals. And it was like, oh, and yeah, and whimsical garden ornaments. This is perfect.

This is perfect. This is exactly what I want out of Santa Fe. So she's got all the staff out there and they're like, oh my God, that we're so busy now. We need another location. What are we gonna do? We need another location. And she's like, you know, success used to mean

being a great wife and a great mother and a woman only had a business so she couldn't do the other stuff. But now I've left Mormon. So second mom. Yeah, but I have to say I was really amused by Heather gathering up her staff just the name. I don't know why the names just how they're going down all these hallways is like a rabbit Warren calling teenagers to go to the front. She's like, Hey, Shelby, Mayor Logan, come on time for the meeting. Sheila,

Pena Calada, paperclip. Come on, we got a meeting. Come on. Come on. Tiffany, no, not you Tiffany, Tiffany with the pH. Okay. Kyle, drawstring, drawstring. We got a meeting. Come on. Kevin, Q tip. Everybody come on in here. Morgan, Ed, Morgan, both meet you. Come on. Sophia, Sophia, Syphea, God, that name. Suflay, come on, Suflay, we got a meeting. And finally, tortilla. Come on in.

So she's like, oh my God, guys, if we don't build a second location, our business will crumble. Botox waits for no man. Okay. I thought there was, I wasn't this the second location, did the first one close? I thought this was the second location too, or were they just remodeling the other location. But yeah, I think that this is a double story line because, oh, maybe they moved the first time. Yeah. Oh, is it just a move? I was like, are they just like find footage from season one that they just decided to wedge in here? Yeah, I don't know. So then she goes to talk to Dre alone and she's like, I'm just so overwhelmed. I mean,

why would I, you know, I'm just scared. I could lose it all and I'm stressed about the book because I call every day and Steve said, you've been escalated because you've been so non-resuasive. I mean, I've only heard that language from Capital One, honestly, so it was scary. And then we get footage of Stephen, the aggravated book agent saying,

I have to apologize to Simon and she's through every single day for you. And it's getting to the point where they may just want to pull the plug. So Heather comes back and she gives us a good old fashioned sequence of lives. I feel paralyzed. And they're alive. She's like, yeah, you know, it's just like I just I start writing, but then I have a crisis of conscience and you know a couple of weeks I was so hopeful I could not identify as a Mormon and still have my family, but my cousin's showing up to ski day made me feel like they're embracing my new life

And then last night Lisa tweeted my dad's obituary is a way to like prove how great of a friend she is because she texted me when we brought my dad home to die. And she said she texted me, I hope your dad is better. Okay, this is so shady, Heather. Okay. So now you're blaming Lisa for you not being able to write your book and losing your family. You're full of shit. Okay, you were wrong. Just say I was wrong. Because then what they're talking about is in the reunion, but she's like, Oh, yeah, Lisa. Lisa texted me the day after my father died and said, how's your father feeling? I mean, who does that? And then Andy's like, wow, after he died, after he did it, that is great. Oh, what a villain. And Lisa's like, wait a minute, that's not true. So Lisa tweeted now that they're back from the reunion Lisa tweeted no I went through my text and it was the day before her dad died Right so

Yeah, so that's what she's upset. It is sort of like a weird thing like Blaming Lisa for her for issues with her book and her family by the way Heather at this point. I mean I Say you really write that book and release it, which I think is happening, but write it and release it because it's better just do all the terrible shit now and ask for one blanket apology rather than do like the apology, have them come back into your life and then scare them away again and having to do it again, get it all out now, say all the shit now, and that way and get it all out now, say all the shit now, and that way you can then just have one big, sorry guys, and then work on it from there.

So she continues that Lisa weaponized that to hurt me and to prove that she's always right, and it made me lose my faith in any hope for any relationship. Okay, but you weaponized that against her. You weaponized a text that she sent you to be nice To weaponize against her at the reunion and now she's correcting the record the record and you're saying that she's weaponizing your father's death against you No, you started it and so then she continues

I got a text from my cousin saying I don't want my life exposed and I don't want a part I don't want to be a party to any of this ugliness So now she's blaming her family, not wanting to be part of her life on this text instead of the ski day that they had the other day where there were fights and stuff like that and they were on camera for fights. So, well, lady. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So, so, so, Drey, yeah, Drey is like, wow, not only did it destroy the progress in your family,

destroy your guy's friendship, and honestly, I think it destroyed the choir. I think we should give up the choir. Okay, so I, so I guess that means I don't have to run the choir anymore, right? Right? No, you're running it. You're running it. Just destroy your progress with your family, it destroyed your friendship. My muffler sounds funny. My god, you have split ends now. Have you checked your split ends? Goddamn, Lisa Barlow. Goddamn her. My tuna sandwich just went bad in the fridge. Thanks, Lisa Barlow.

New thanks Obama. Thanks Lisa Barlow. So now she's like screw Lisa Barlow. We've been taking baby steps. I even invited her to my choir. Then we'll look rewind and have her go, hey, do you want to be in my choir? You we'll look, we'll look rewind and have her go, Hey, do you want to be in my choir? You have to audition at skill based. So she's like, Well, I hope her being

right in that moment is worth it to her because she has lost me. She has lost me. I was like, Okay, we're episode six and you've already said that to two people now. So keep it going. She has lost me forever. She has lost me forever, which is funny because that's what her family is doing to her. So I guess she's not learning lessons from that. So then Whitney, now we go to Whitney at yoga and Lisa comes in, ah, hey, and there's this girl, Erica, they are the yoga instructors really perky. All the supporting people are really, they're showing up, they're, they're, they are acting not only like they are auditioning

for this show, but they are auditioning for the choir too. It has that like double audition energy too. Yeah, that's great. Hi, hi, Lisa. Nice to meet you, Lisa. Thank you so much for coming here cuz private yoga class Lisa with me with me We gonna down dog today wet. We gonna down dog So

She's like okay girl. Okay, guys. This is gonna be really chill. We're gonna listen to our breath We're gonna listen to our hips my hips are tired. Yeah, yeah, and my hips don't lie by the way Shake your head. They do not lie. I always thought the truth my hips my hips Send out that tweet about the obituary, okay So they do yoga Lisa's yoga is as floppy and hilarious as you can imagine She puts one arm, it's like down dog, put one arm over and just like bangs her head on the floor like, do I do it right? Do I do it? Are we done with us?

Yeah, it's like, it's like a bad pretzel. It's like a mishap in pretzel. Like a pretzel where the thing the knot doesn't come in correctly. So then now they are left alone. Or because this space is yours or take your time. So Whitney is like, so, oh, sorry. Excuse me, sorry, I had something in my throat. Justin left his company. It was really sad. Well, how she says it. She's like, Well, Justin has decided to

he, his company, he left his company. She's like, oh, was that a choice to make because you wanted him to? No, no. It was a choice he was faced with. Like, I can't dive into the details. And Lisa's like, God it, God it. And then she tells us, Justin being fired is all over social.

But I'm saying, man, because Whitney doesn't need so much of telling her what she should, or should not have done bent over a bed, moaning and screaming like she was having sucks with the heart she's poor. So, you know, I don't see this glass as half empty. I see it as like a, a thermos, a very patty thermos that no one really should be using,

because thermos shouldn't be made out of flesh. It's like a thermos, but like a keg. I'm still talking about Justin with that assured. I can't stop. I can't stop. The glass isn't half empty. It's just very dirty and gross, and you decide you don't want to buy it from from goodwill or something.

So Whitney is like, he's had a corporate 9 to 5 job, his entire life. And Lisa is like, well, some of the hardest challenges I've had, they give me the greatest blessings. Okay, the greatest blessings. That's more time that you have to squirt Hershey's syrup on each other and make love on television now. But we made a promise to focus on the positive and the truth is my husband was released from a company. That was shit. I just said shit. There it is. No Terry put your stamp on that. Wait, why does she say she's going to focus on the positive and say that was shitty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. coming at me because I've heard a lot about me and a layman people say you're a horrible person how disgusting are you you terrible horrible wonderful entrepreneur who has like lots of amazing businesses you're horrible but very successful. But retrieving Heather's father's obituary I just want to understand why you feel you had to prove a lie where's the lie but where's the lie I don't understand. Whitney where's the lie she said after her understand. Retina, where's the lie? She said after her dad died, I sent her a message saying, I hope your dad is feeling better. That was 100% a lie, because the obituary says the day

and then my text said another day. Oh my god, this is all very difficult. Here we go. With me, you're doing great. Don't talk with me, don't talk. No, Terry. So once again, it's another season with death dates under debate. So Lisa is like, I have a lot, I've let a lot of things go. This I couldn't like go up. Okay, it was like the cherry on the icing on the Chalupa from Taco Bell.

Okay, and I'm not going to look backwards for Heather. Okay, I'm not gonna go backwards with that there, but I'm just looking to set the rocket straight, okay? Well, I have every right to define myself. It's like you do, but it's also fair to say that to an extent, if not going below the bell, did I go about it the wrong way? 100% I should have called her But the intention was to clear my name, but you could probably still pick up the phone and write her a letter

No, I'm just gonna show up at auditions because you know that's the way normal people resolve things Just can go two ways it could go bad or it could go good. You know this makes out face it cracks me out. It's like the most intense like I just mean a really good point. Really, really good. So now it's time for Meredith and Seth to go to provisions. Now running, I worked very hard last night to try to get Angie's voice down pat. And the question is, will my hard work be negated by a good night's sleep because what's gonna happen is I'm gonna come in here trying to Angie and I'm gonna be like hello there mr. Bearded Fox

In the herrington from the sea the deep doxie Hi I'm Angie herrington. I've got scurvy. Scurvy. So they come in and Angie's husband pulls out her chair and she's like, thank you for the air. And then Meredith is like, well, I'm always liking her. I don't really know I'm seeing, but for Lisa, I would probably have been friends with him. I just gave wings of the spines that she Well, we've ditched the baby and we're we're like parents of a toddler and he's 52 and I'm 40 and we love it. It's the best thing that's ever happened. The minute we get a babysitter, we're out the door.

No, okay. Did you have fun at Sking Mountain? And she's like, well, I had fun with you getting to know you better. Not only damper with Lisa, at least it just wants nothing to do with me. Yeah, I can't imagine why Angie cannot but can't imagine why. You know, Meredith and I were a little trauma bonded. We were on their seething end of Lisa Barlow's wrath. And sometimes when you go through emotional things or a friendship break up, you have common

ground and it drives you closer, trauma bond, can I go on red table talk now? Cause Ronnie, I actually watch red table talk yesterday. Oh god, why? Like, why? Why? Like, I don't care about your fucking relationship, okay? I don't care, I don't know how you were to go

into the first goddamn place, you're both fucking terrible. And now I have to hear about whose fault it is you broke up. And yes, I'm talking to everybody who's ever been on the red table. Shut the fuck up. I don't care. I followed a link and I was watching and they said trauma bonded so many times. Like, so tell us about you. Today, we're talking to a young couple who's been trauma bonded and was working to get their trauma bonds.

Like, well, I've been trauma bonded. Now, my trauma bond is that my mom chose my dad. And she's like, now, and that's your trauma bond. And then another random lady, and then like Cheryl well, I've been trauma bonded. Now, my trauma bond is that my mom chose my dad, and she's like, now, and that's your trauma bond. And then another random lady, and then Cheryl Burke, I'm gonna be answering stars, it's like, that's your trauma bond. That's your trauma bond, that's my trauma bond. So when Angie said trauma bond, I was like,

oh my God, it's like my day of trauma bonds. Meanwhile, watch me like next episode, be like, you know, Ronnie, I really didn't like what they said on Winterhouse because that was my drama bond. I'm totally gonna now start saying drama bond every two seconds. I'm from a bond. I'm from a bond.

So Andy's like, well, guys, I'm willing to hear every live ever said, but I've never said that she did sexual favors for Jeff tickets. And I'm very upset. Now, I like that she said specifically for jazz tickets because that leaves the door open for her saying she did sexual favors for something, right? Well, she said actually alone or jazz tickets.

So she actually eliminated two categories, but yes, the other categories are open. So she's like, well, I'm set I got dragged into this. However, however, with me and I in private have discussed things. And I think we have different ways of interpreting things. And maybe there was a comment of that person invested in Vita, but it was never for sexual favors. I just wouldn't say that.

I think what Angie's basically saying is we were gossiping. We were probably like laughing, probably like, well, that person invested, there's probably a moment like that. And then Whitney took the ball and ran with it, which I think is completely realistic because we saw it last year when it was like, God, isn't it funny that Meredith wasn't on the sprinter the day that Jen Shaw was arrested? Oh my God, Meredith told the feds.

So like, Whitney kind of has a track record like if you guys were on Whitney you got to be careful she does it's gonna go in a different direction so then Chris this douche Chris is like I can't believe this so the last time I saw John was in the jazz game and he said get the fuck away from me can you believe that and it's like well no well, no, actually, I mean, that's really out of character for him. Marin is like, that is shocking. More shocking than the fact that we're not eating in a Italian restaurant insult like city right now. So Chris is like, well, I mean, actually before he said, get the fuck away, he said, oh my God, love your work in the hangover. Can I have an autograph? And I said, no, no, no, I'm not Zach Alphanag,

because it's your old friend Chris Arrington. And then he said, oh, get the fuck away from me. I'd love to have a talk with you between two firms, he said. And then I said, come on. Okay, I'm off the clock, buddy. So, and just like, do you think that it could have been fueled by what happened on Instagram?

She's just crumbling up. Oh, hey, do you think it might be fueled by what happened on Instagram? God, just came up with that. And Seth looks at Meredith and just starts laughing. He's like, these fucking two. What are we even doing? I know. Sorry, go ahead, Ben. Well, no, no, no, it's the right. That was what was amazing. The gr is like, I mean, and he goes, you know, Chris got really frustrated and he felt like he was being attacked in the media and, you know, and he goes, you know, and a lot of it, honestly, a lot of it, but like it was coming from Lisa, mainly because most of the bot said, exo exo Lisa Barlow. It was pretty obvious, to be honest. I mean, you know, most of them were just saying, leave Diana alone. You shun him up. Okay, you're going to get it. But yes, Angie. So this is all because poor Angie

was being attacked by Lisa after Angie made up that bullshit about the caterer last year, saying the caterer refused that Lisa told the caterer she couldn't do Angie's party because they were going to do Lisa's and Lisa would not have them doing Angie's party. Which is still one of my favorite fucking lies too. So you're being attacked all over social media because of lies that you were told that Sue was correct. This whole show is Lisa correcting the record after people say bullshit about her and then people getting mad that she corrected the record. Like to say. So the then people getting mad that she corrected the record. Like, do you see?

The thing is that Lisa is such a bad record collector. I mean, I'm a corrector. That's the thing. She's like, I wanna correct the record. And then it's like, if this were like a movie, she would be like, everyone I'm gonna make a speech, I'm gonna correct the record right now. Exhibit A, and she flings out her hand

and knocks over a price of sculpture, you know? And everyone's like, Lisa. I'm gonna correct the eight track right now exhibit and she flings out her hand and knocks over a price of sculpture, you know, and everyone's like Lisa. I'm gonna correct the eight track right now. Just starts pulling out tape flinging everywhere. So she's like, yeah, you know, Chris was just frustrated because we were getting accounts about things that I'd only talk to her about. And so, you know, we're getting accounts about things I just talked to Lisa. Can we trust Lisa? And Chris goes, so, you know, we're getting accounts about things I just talked to Lisa. Can we trust Lisa? And Chris goes, yeah, you know, and in a very immature moment, as a 50-year-old man, he was immature. Okay, judge me later, guys. Judge me later. But, you know, I just created a fake

account. And then it just comes to Meredith and stuff like, what? And he goes, you know, there's no manual to defend in your life on social media. Am I right? I'm like, there's no manual, but there are some basic concepts that you feel like you sort of can tell. Like that sort of things get though are not going to be good. Oh my God, there's no handbook for it guys. And they're just looking at him. Meredith looks very not happy, you know, even though she hates Lisa, like Meredith knows

this is bullshit. And not only is it bullshit that you did that, but that you're admitting it on TV. If like, what do you think this does for you? Just lie. Lying, it was not me. And less fucking, you know, Angela Lanzberry's ghost shows up at your fucking door,

holding receipts. Lie, what is wrong with you, too? Yeah, I think at that point like you it sounds like he's already moved on. He does already regrets it. So just like He'll be account and move forward. So Seth is like um Well, uh, let's see. I should try to say something nice here. Uh, well That's that's understandable that you'd be trying to fend your wife because she has an amazing rack actually. Can I put my nose in it?

It's like, hey, whoa, Seth, Meredith is like, well, yeah, I do think it's not great that you made this account or whatever else, but I have been saying certain things that tells me that Lisa's been doing the same thing at the end of the day Forget it. You get nothing for nothing You got nothing for nothing except maybe a pretty cool sweatshirt. That's not a commentary on Brooksie moving out of the house when I've been nothing but a great mother to him, but you know out of the house when I've been nothing but a great mother to him. But, you know, at least you're an only option. So then we go over to Jen's house and there's like alien balloons everywhere, like big blow-up,

alien characters everywhere. And Heather pulls up and Jen is trying to open a bottle of wine with her claw nail. She's just like, yeah. Yeah. This isn't working. You know what I've sounded like mice in the walls, you know, with her nails on that cork. I'm just trying to grasp it. It's like, so Heather, Heather shows up and she's looking at all these, she's looking at all these alien balloons and she's like, what the hell? And Jan's like,

I'm through a birthday party for five years old. So I'm getting extra money. I'm losing alien birthday parties. So Heather opened up as the bottle of wine and then she looks at a balloon, an alien balloon that's the shape of a bowling pin. And she's like, this isn't even the appropriate body type for an alien.

Okay, this is like alien body positivity. This is like a Tumblr alien. So she's like playing around with a balloon and she's like, okay, but where do you blow this off? I mean, where's a blow hole? She's like looking at the weiner part and she goes, oh, it's the back of the head. Okay, well, that's probably the most appropriate place you could put the blow hole and she's like,

oh, yeah, so they're not like blowing it up down there. You're here to talk about me. You understand that right? She's like, it's hilarious. Lisa would know more about giving blow jobs there than me. So Jen's like, well, I know you have auditions tomorrow and like, I kind of need to tell you this, but like, I pushed you to it aside because that's the sort of butter that I am But Chris Harrow didn't start an Instagram page called shot exposed She's like babe, that's a big freaking deal She's like yeah, so it's been out there. It's like trolling me and like I never told you because like I Like I didn't want to like put it in your brain for your heart

And so I dealt with it all myself I hope like it first came from Lisa and so I didn't believe it But then I brought it up to Angie and she said no, that's not true and the next thing I know I get a phone call And it's from Chris Aarrington and he said he did set it up and he's really sorry and I was like What is it called shocksposed? Why me why me? And it basically Chris named it's I have to imagine Chris named it shocksposed because it was the easiest way to get followers people like, oh shit, shocksposed, right? So, so Chris Chris basically it was took it was available. And

have to type it in for it to be available Chris, okay? It's like they just send you a list of available names, okay? And it just happened to land on Shogs post. You're being a... She's like, why couldn't you do Lisa Marlo exposed? Why not that? Why not that? I would have loved that troll again.

Why not Marlo exposed? He's like, well, you know, there's no... There's no manual out there for trolling someone that you're on a TV show that your wife wants to be part of. So I, I apologize. So, this was super her full Heather. And when it comes to Angie, you need to also be more aware of what's going on with her. And Heather's like, um, yeah, obviously, how are you going to handle this? What are you going to do? She's just, what are you going to do?? She's like, um, yeah, well, I don't want to be in the situation. So I've developed a strong relationship with Chris Manji, and I just feel devastated. So if it's any consolation, she knows how much I love you,

and that's probably why she didn't tell me. So, that was that a consolation. Yeah. It's like literally not a consolation whatsoever. So now it's time. It's choir audition audition. It's choir audition day and Heather is now she's like showing up at the theater and everything and then we see people getting ready and So Lisa's in like her foyer with John and she's like practicing because Oh, hey, I'm a major way on I got to little lower, away on a major. Oh, away, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, oh, man, I'm danger. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work. And John does, no, that's totally off. And then she looks at John, like, thank you, John. So the Nangin with me are practicing a dance with top hats to the St. Scow marching in.

Do I know what a choir is? Do they know what a choir is? Do they know the difference between choir and chorus? There are no showgirls, okay? Yeah, so then we go which will be a lion theater and The haas are just out of control now. I mean the haas who are required are just so excited They think they're gonna be on TV so finally someone's gonna see our faces. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So it comes from war, all right? All right, let's go. Let's get this proxy started. Fire war. So Heather walks into this, into this like little theater

and she has a table set up and she's like, we have a panel of judges. There's Jeff McLean, Jeff is the son of the most famous Mormon songwriter of all time, Michael McLean. And God, I'm so glad I'm not in the Mormon Church singing songs about Mormon isn't anymore anyway. So Jeff McLean is here. Paisley who was a finalist in American Idol. Paisley was not. She went to Hollywood Week and they never even showed her again. They didn't even show

we're singing in Hollywood Week. Ma'am, okay. Oh, we also have Hounds Tooth. Hounds Tooth is a great singer. She tried to be up for the voice. Okay, she was wonderful. Florida Lee was gonna be here. Unfortunately, she got throat bumps. It's not gonna be here. We also have Ron. He's a chef. We just call him chevron. He sings so well. He tried out for the X factor. Unfortunately, he showed up for the additions for Y. So he missed the boat, but he's great. Called Chubby Checkers, but haven't heard back. Yes.

So then, the white stripes are actually here too. It's amazing. I can't believe we got the white stripes. So they've got 10 judges there and like four people auditioning, which is hilarious. It's just like two six feet table for the judges, for this community choir. I think they found all the people who showed up for the Reza B. Obsessed launch launch at Sally Beauty and said, by the way, does anyone want to try out for a choir? So Jen shows up and she's like I was expecting American Idol, okay? There's like five people and four of them are related to Heather, okay?

And Jenna's wearing hot pink and then Meredith shows up and Meredith goes somebody looks like they're in my color. How dare you? somebody looks like they're in my color. How dare you? Lisa Vanderpump just swings by on a shanty. You're like, how dare you? I want to swing from the Shanty. Yes, by Nikolay Maestro. So Whitney and Angie show up in their flapper dresses and top hats. I can't. So then Heather is talking to Jen inside and she's like, okay, you're in charge of like hype control. You're Ryan C. Crest on the steel. She's like, I thought it was aacrest a judge or the star of American Idol? And she's like, okay, well, yeah, if you put it that way, I'm totally down for it. And who would Ryan Seacrest be without an assistant?

Not if you're going to say it, Brian Dunkelman. But congratulations, Meredith Dunkelman marks. There you go. Wow, that's showing gave me a low job. Pretty clamp. I was going to be a giant. It's one ever. So then they go outside and they're like, Jen has her fucking bullhorn.

Do we need this in every episode with Jen with her bullhorn? Hey, how you going to pay your rap pictures? Oh my god, I'm kidding. This is the most apt use of it yet so far that there is allegedly a crowd and she has to organize them. But there is a crowd. There's like a line from a bus stop. It's like a same bus stop with a few people waiting to get on.

It's used to. Yeah, it's allegedly a crowd, allegedly. So she's like, hey bitches, who's ready to audition? And then Angie is in her top hatch, she does like high kick, like me, I am ready to audition. And Jen sees her and is like, The last thing I expected today was to see Angie Harrington,

especially after my conversation with Heather, when we were surrounded by alien balloons. Not to be confused with my conversation with the coach, when we were surrounded by phone blocks. Somebody missed the coach, who we were surrounded by phone blocks. Somebody missed a memo, apparently. Ha, ha, ha. So Heather just completely ignores that conversation. She's like, ah, big deal.

They can talk about it choir. Yeah, and next week we get to see the actual choir auditions. I love this stupid arc that they're doing. Yeah, and it's gonna be great. Pretty good. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being here with us, especially on Crapin's on the mat.

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