Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Churro of Investigations

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take the week to focus on Whitney's (lack of a) sex life, Mary's anger at unknown vaginas, and a Jen and Heather reconciliation. Unfortunately, a churro was harmed in the making of this episode. This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How are you? I'm with Ben, a little friend, Stain, Scorches, his handsome. He's about to get a crampamp in his teeth because he's royalty. Ben, hello. Hi, how are you? Oops, over here I am. Hi. Hi, what's going on?

Yes. Future crown having person in my crown. Ben's. Ben's story. I know, someone called Dr. Havenley. I've got like a little micro fracture. Someone's going to get an Emmy for playing you. Some GD British person, okay, they took everything.

Always, British people take everything in our lives. We should know about it. We literally did take our country, so I guess we've got that one going for us. True. I also like the idea of British people like seeking retribution for that by doing things like playing movies. Being good in movies. Having a really good American accent. And then there's like only one American who can ever do a good British accent. We're going to get revenge on them and we're going to do it by

getting Jillian Anderson to be a wonderful actor. Renee Zelberger shall play Bridget Jones and get revenge. Well, hello everybody. Welcome to this show today. It's Real Housewives Assault Lake City Day and it's also Real Housewives of Potomac Day. Okay. That'll be coming up later in the day. So that's fun. And it's also take a seat. Day. So we're doing a new show on Spotify. Well, it's a room really on Spotify's new app. Green room and you go on there at seven o'clock. Wait, seven o'clock Pacific, 10 o'clock Eastern, nine o'clock Central, okay?

And you go in there eight o'clock mountain time, okay? There's so many different times you can go in there. Basically go on to the Spotify green room app. It's free, you don't have to pay for anything, okay? Just go on there. Basically go. Yeah, go on to the Spotify Green Room app. It's free. You don't have to pay for anything. Oh, guy, just go on there and search. My name is under Take a seat. All one word.

So just search like you're searching for a person. Take a seat. That's me. And Ben is his name. Ben Madelker followed both of us. And when we start the room, he will get a notification. It says they've started the room. Yeah.

And if you, for some reason reason you can't find Ronnie, you should be able to find me pretty easily because I'm just Ben Mandelker, Ben Mandelker, and then you can just look at who I'm following and you'll see Ronnie there. And so a lot of people got confused because I think that we're looking for a group call, take a seat or a show. There was looking for a show, you know, we still don't know the link of the show. Yeah, it's like, I know, but on the

thing, it's a live, you know, it's a lifestyle Ronnie And so the point is is if you follow us and have your notifications on when we go live It'll get a notification saying like oh, Ben and Ronnie are talking like take a seat is starting So if you do a search for take a seat, you're not gonna find take a seat You just have to search for us, okay? And then we'll create the room last week. We had a few hundred people It was really it was was really, really fun. It went by in like a flash. And so we're really excited to talk about more things tonight.

A lot of Bravo things. We're definitely gonna talk about this rony stuff that broke last week. So if you want to- And other stuff, you know there's other stuff there's a lady who just had to fit in my town about anal sex being in a book in a school. So that was pretty fun. I think I'll play that audio for you guys tonight.

Anal sex literature. So, that might happen tonight. So, there's like a lot to discuss. We haven't finalized what we're gonna discuss tonight, but we'll be just, whatever it is, we're gonna discuss it. So, just download it in the sense, it's really easy and really fun. And, we didn't mention that, like, one of the best parts of it is that you guys can interact with us like you guys Can speak and ask questions and talk we've been having people give their one minute, you know, rants Why someone should take a seat and we had some really great ones last week So we'd love for everyone to participate if they can

Okay, so let's move on to Salt Lake City If you're not watching Salt Lake City, I will send Jesus after you. Mm-hmm, right? Yeah, yeah. It's hard to fight that. It's hard to fight that threat. Unless you're just-

So Whitney's, Whitney's vagina is having a huge season, okay? Like I get, there's a lot of struggle for story lines on Housewives Show. And Whitney has just, every time that commercial comes on, it reminds me of Whitney. Have you seen it you seen it Ben that says welcome to my vagina. Oh yeah with Annie with what Annie what's her face from from Shits Creek. Yeah. Well my favorite commercial.

Yes I've watched that come I'll just watch it over and over. That's basically Whitney's she needs to get some okay husband. Now the Whitney I say don't marry an old chunky guy and then wonder why he's not fucking you ten times a day Okay, you don't do that. Okay, don't we do it for a little while while success speaking as an old chunky bald guy Two or three times a week that man is a stallion in my eyes like wow that guy every every chunky middle-aged bald guy Heard her say they're still boning three times a week and was like yeah, bro You're doing you're doing great. I thought that seemed pretty impressive for them, but yeah, so yeah So but Whitney is really she's really going through it. She's really horny these days

Nothing like rebranding your business gets you horned up right Ronnie Nothing like a good old rebrand So she's with her husband and she's worried, you know, she's very, very busy with her candle fragrance company, whatever it is that she's doing. And so she needs him to do more for the kids. And she tells one of her kids, you're going to have to walk home today. And it's snowing outside, which means we're now going to have someone in the new generation telling his kids and his grandkids decades down the line.

I had to walk the school in the snow. Not because there weren't cars, not because there weren't buses, but because Whitney wanted to start a candle company. That's right. I walked three miles in the snow every day because my mom had to support us making candles. Like, oh, did she have to like melt the wax or stuff?

No, no, no, we lived actually in a very sizeable upper middle class house. They just were too cheap to hire me an Uber. Yeah. And then we got to Lisa's, and they took, I'm going to check on the boys. They're so quiet. So she goes to check on the boys, they're so quiet. So she goes to check on her kids and one of them is doing his hair with fresh wolf,

which I get, you know, it's another branding scene. I get the hero using your fresh wolf, one, five, okay? You don't need fresh wolf and two, you don't have hair, so you don't need to do your hair with fresh wolf either. Okay, it's a little thicker out of here. Hairy. Yeah. When she said you're doing your hair with the nice towels, I'm like, he doesn't, he does a buzz cut.

What does he mean is doing his hair? Well, does he give himself a zone buzz cut? Is he that accomplished? Is he, that's really precocious if he at like six years old is giving himself a zone buzz cut. That's all I can do. That's only the end I can figure out. The kids on the show are pretty impressive. It would only be more impressive

if he was giving himself a buzz cut in the snow. Mm. She could have some real competition with Whitney. Yeah. So she tells Jack his room is messy and that's what happens when you buy your son a defender. Okay. He's like, I drive a defender now.

Fuck cleaning my room. How about that? That's what, I drive a defender now. Fuck cleaning my room. How about that? That's what happens when you, yeah, when, yeah, exactly. So then we go over, speaking about messy rooms, we go over to Mary checking in on Robert Jr. and he's lying in bed. He's got like all these Gucci sheets and like a Gucci bed. And this crazy red refrigerator,

it's like a diner refrigerator. I mean, I think it's a little odd in general just to have a full-on fridge in your child's room. There's nothing wrong with it. I just think it's odd. But like, a mini fridge I could maybe understand. Like in a dorm room, you have a mini fridge. But this was like a full-on red fridge.

It was like a strange diner, like old school diner motif. I'm not sure. I know people people are going to write and be like, oh, you don't know about those fridges. Those are like designer fridges. They're made from like a company. They'll be bought in a few days. Yeah, that's a smag. I saw it on the HGTV for someone bought a very,

they wanted to do like a 50 style home, but modern. So they basically did like a farmhouse like everybody else, but they put a smag fridge in there. So that's like, wow. But that's my, it's changed everything. It's no longer a farmhouse like everybody else, but they put a smeg fridge in there. So it's like, wow. But that's my, it's changed everything. It's no longer a farmhouse. I totally see it. But also like his, I seem to remember,

am I remembering this incorrectly, his smeg was kind of just like floating in the middle of the room, right? Like it wasn't up against the wall, was it? Is in my mind, I have it like there was like, it was just sort of like, yeah, I think I can walk around with the room room but he lives in a gigantic room yeah so that's what you do you know you try and fill up the space. It's just yeah like in there.

It's okay yeah they're like giant wicker chairs they're like that like sort of egg shape you know everything that kids that kids got it going on I mean he seems like he's completely high all the time. Every time she talks to him, he's just like, hi, how are you doing in here? Good. What do you have in your refrigerator? I don't know. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,

I wonder what's going on with Robert Jr. but something, something is going on, okay? I would only know what was going on over there if I made him pee on a stick, okay? Something's going on though. So she goes through his fridge and she's like, listen, you've only got water and milk in here. You don't come out of your room and you just eat yogurt and water. And yes, you just yelled at one of your worker people in the church last year about how he was fat and needs to drink more water. If I was your son, I'd only eat yogurt and milk too.

Yeah. He probably is getting his food somewhere. I guarantee it. So then we go over to Park City to the Shashalay, Shashalay 2.0. And Jen is like, she's in a room. She's like in her closet with all these shoes with stew chains. She's sort of bossing around and Stu Chains is like wow last time I was last time I was here the shoe collection has like the shoe collection is grown a little bit since last time I was here, which is funny because they're both running, you know a fraud and

And so she's there Jen's nephew Dwayne is there and he's like he's sort of like on a little hoverboard thing or something He's on some sort of platform little little twisty things. You put them on the ground. They look like a snowboard and you put them on the ground and you just twist like this and then I think it's supposed to make you thin. Oh, that's what it is. I think it's, I, I think you remember that. Yeah. It's like a thing. I feel like it's something that like work on your balance. So if you want a snowboard or skateboard or you know go to the circus you could like practice there you know. Hmm yeah so that's what he's doing and this is Jen's like look I'm a good person scene because she's about to brag how she just saved

this kids life or whatever so she's just like okay let's go into the room full of shit that I stole off the backs of old people okay right helpless senior, but I'll keep this guy here so I can brag about how I changed his life. So he's there just kind of waiting and he's like, what the hell? Why do you have all this stuff, which is also funny because you know that she's never let him in the room until it was time for filming, right? Because he's obviously never seen it. So he's like, why do you have all this?

And she's like, what do you mean I need this? And he's like, why do you have all this? And she's like, what do you mean? I mean this. And he's like, this is way too much. And she goes, no, I need all these things. And then he finds another wing of the closet. Yeah. And he's basically like, you got to donate the stuff to charity because like Ramadan's coming up. And she's just speaking of Ramadan.

Since you moved here and I want to be transparent with you, you know how auntie went through, like what she went through after, you know, she lost her dad. It was like really hard between us, like between me and uncle. It got to a point where the family had to do an intervention with me because everything I was going to emotionally,

you know, remember that, remember that time. So she's sort of like queuing up the fact that, basically this guy was living in South Central. I was like, can you help me get out of here? And she just didn't even respond to him ever. And when he needed to help the most. Yeah. So then she kind of got back with it and decided that she would move him and his mom, right? Someone him. That's his girlfriend.

Yeah. Someone into her house. That's right. And then, you know, I'm wondering about what was happening because she said the family broke apart and, you know, all this stuff happened over the past year with her and I'm wondering how much it had to do with money and how much it had to do with Jen's actual crimes and stuff. So we'll see.

Yeah, I think I'm going to dig into it a little bit before. Take a seat, guy. But she's going off about that stuff and her big change storyline is just hilarious. I mean, I love that she's trying to pull a jacks and have this new season where she's such a good person. She's like, look, I helped someone pour in my own family while she's standing in a room of the shit she stole. Right. Terrible. Exactly. And she's just saying, you know, I know I need to be a better person all around and a better

mother, a better wife, a better friend. And it's more than just saying it, I need to show these people love by my actions. So as an action, I'm going to go bully one of my friend's sons right now. I'm a better person. Actions. So she calls Heather and Heather is just like, first of all, Heather's the only housewife I've ever seen that answers her phone like this with her phone under her face where she's just like looking down. Like she answers like all of our moms answer their phone where she's looking down like mom you've got a booger She's like hi And I guess she's just not even gonna give her her get-angle because she's still pissed

So she's like um hi and she's like hey girl, how are you? She's like uh good She's like well, I haven't talked to you in a little bit But I wanted to see how you're doing and if we can get together And Heather's like what the fuck you know, it's time to film when this lady is suddenly trying to be nice because she has no friends. Yeah. And they start talking about, you know, Heather said they haven't spoken in two months and Heather wants to believe it's because the dust was settling, but she also thinks that Jen quit on their friendship. And so Jen, Jen says, well, you know,

the last time we were together, I felt like there were some things coming up that I didn't know about. And then we got a flashback of Heather quoting all the things that Jen had said about her. Like, she buys off the rack of dress barn. She thinks she's an actress. The only role she's gone is that as a manatee or a shrek. Remind me of how good that reunion was.

Yeah. So Jen's like, well, I care about you. So I just want to see if we can sit down face to face and talk about it. And she's like, okay, look, the only thing that request is that if we get together, there will be no harming of any carbs covered in sugar. That's really all I ask.

And she's like, okay, I got it girl. Can we do it someplace that is totally relaxing comfortable? Like, I don't know a amaze made of ice. I don't know is that we're we can have our moment. Right. So then we go to Meredith who is pouring wine for herself at home and poking through like a box of jewelry.

And we know it's going to be a serious scene where Meredith is pissed off about something because the Salt Lake City choir we get is the depressed men choir that they've added. They added the sounds of the men's choir this year. So it's like, it's like a minor. It's like the gay men's choir in minor. You know we haven't heard this season at all has been the Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she starts face timing Brooks and she's like, Hi honey, where are you? He's like, I'm at my friend's house. We just had dinner.

What are you doing? It's like, I'm working on some new, what design ideas. I put some new stuff in some family for inspiration and then dinner and then all. And so then Seth walks in wearing Meredith's mask from last year that the studded the diamond, the Swarovsky, not diamond crystal mask. He's like, hey, what's up, Brooksy? What's up, huh? He's torturing Teddy.

Wow, look at our great wonderful marriage banter. He's just torturing the dog right now, Bruxine. And so that's like, I'm wearing the mask on my face. I thought there would be an emotional reaction to this guys and Brux, because oh my god, are you wearing a mask? I just had dinner. So, Meredith is like last year, Seth was pastoring me and saucing me about moving to Ohio. And every day it was moon oil, moon oil, all thank a point.

I didn't engage with that concept because now he's in Mississippi and I can't move in Tuesday and Thursday. That's crazy. I'm disengaging with Mississippi. Disengaging. Yeah, so they make out and have some and make no ways while they make out to that when everything make out they're like, I'm just. Sounds like a kind of like a cow like just slowly walking like a cow that's standing in front of your car on the road. You know, just looking at you like,

hmm, fuck with me, they're saying. I don't know if you've ever seen a video of tortoises having sex, but it's like, they make noises and it's like that. It's like, really? Yeah, tortoises have exactly this craze. There's like a whole, there's many videos of it online. I've seen it's, it's Exactly crazy. It's like a whole there's there's many videos of it online. I've seen it's it's jarring I'm also so that so those do Whitney should get jealous someone has a partner that's always hard like that So

So Seth Seth is also just like he just So Seth is also just like he just there's just everything he says is so cringey because well I got dinner and it's getting colder than a witches ass I'm like first of all it's a witches' teeth Yeah, a witch's ass is in cold, they're warm like everybody else It's okay, they got butt cheeks Why are you taking us into the witches ass right now? Okay, well I have to go in there And also he has a soul patch now,

because he's officially, he's moderately famous, so we got a soul patch. Oh, he's just so gross. He's bad. So he's got a soul patch and also looks like he's high as fuck. And you know, I just love to point out possible casual drug use on Bravo. It's an old hobby of mine,

because you never know where it's gonna lead to in the future Rehab etc. But yeah, he looks high as hell and soul patch nothing nothing about Seth says I'm doing okay right now visually nothing No, no, he looks more disturbing than a witch's asshole so Meredith is like well Brocks right into me. Yeah, and Jan Jan is still going out to him on social media. And then we see a flashback clip. Yeah, we see a flashback clip of Brooks talking to Meredith,

and he's like, she's been speaking about things that I haven't even spoken to you about. Like she wants to take control of my life and tell me when I am and who I am and when I want to be at I'm like um listen I actually get that the whole like calling your son gay. I'm actually team Meredith on this obviously I mean obviously but Brooks you're saying you're saying this as your wearing lipstick and a fur that's like half-died pink as you're wearing lipstick and a fur that's like half-died pink. I mean. You know what?

It is up to him. It is. It is. To declare how he identifies and it's not up to us even if how he has not declared. This is very apparent. Okay, you're correct. And also there's so many different ways to identify now anyway. You could wear whatever the fuck you want and beat.

I don't know. There really are so many different ways to identify. I don't even know them all. I can't even explain them all. So I've teamed them on this. But but Brooke still gets on my nerves. Sorry. Yeah.

I'm on this team for this one. But he still annoys me. I choose not to identify which team I'm on. So Meredith says. I don't to identify which team I'm on. So Meredith says, well, identifying what this I'm a vacation discussion. Meredith will be terrible in the lineup. May I I'm can you tell us who the person was you saw on this ticket? Well, I'm not gonna identify someone that's the genre to do it. So Meredith says, well, she wants to deflect. She's embarrassed. But you really think that's all it's about? Like she treats it. She wants you to turn me around,

slap the shit out of me and call me a sissy bitch. She's like, well, yes. So then, so then we come back and to present and say like, well, what did she say? Did she mention my soul patch makes me look a lot younger, right? She's like, wow, on Wednesday, they were in tune. So they're negative about Brooke. But then again, she is liking and I feel that Jen has me me homophobic commentary about Brunt, as she knows nothing about it sexual only, she hasn't labeled himself as me and she's lame a link of mine and it's not cool to steal lambs and luster from Gavanchi and you're ironing them on the tracksuits to sell during sundays for your son.

Only want Brunt to identify as his son. No more, no less. You can go down whatever path or journey he wants. Just take some snowshoes. I know he doesn't like it, but it snows a lot. And none of this is Jen's business, so perhaps the best thing you can do is to keep her mouth shut. And that's the night the one and she's like I mean I would

never wish there's something like this about her cans when you know left because they saw but look it says he saw the China one and they think they came out of and he's like so she liked that stuff and Jen's I mean I married it this furious you know she's like head literally head shaking furious and he's like, so she liked that stuff. And Jen's, I mean, Meredith is furious. She's like, head, literally head shaking furious. And he's like, maybe there's just a misunderstanding, okay? Like get some soul, batch. Okay. His entire kale salad is in his mouth.

And he's like talking with his mouth open. And it's just like disgusting. It's just the actions, the parents are their child have happened and you can't deny it retweeting something as good as saying it I'm sorry it's cruel it's cruel stop fucking with my child and I feel it's an F it's an F yeah and she says that she's a calmest human being, but you keep pushing me, pushing me, and I'm gonna come for her, and this is gonna add ugly for her. Don, don, don, don. And then we got a very special commercial for Do Your F Enhancein brought to you by Meredith

and Brooks. Did you see this commercial? I saw it online, but I saw a little bit of it. Basically, I saw that they were doing it, and I just kept scrolling. And this was amazing music. I'm gonna brought up a lot of things that I went through in high school.

Like, should I wear a wig today? Do they know I'm 10 years older than everyone else? It really spoke to me. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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There were a lot of wacky chairs on Salt Lake City today. There were thrones. They were thrones. They were thrones. So yeah, so lots of rounds. These were literally like double height chairs. They were tall and triangular, but also kind of, do you call that, it's not quilted. What do you call that when there's like the buttons inside it, you know? Yeah, these were thrones, like those big that, it's not quilted, it's, what do you call that when there's like the buttons inside it, you know?

Yeah, these were thrones, like those big tall, it's like what Karen invited people to her party member when she had like the, the poet or whatever, got everyone's houses and she did that video on a throne in her, in her lot for you or whatever. But then also, yeah, but there's also like, she was sitting on a basic throne, but they were, and these were all around a glass, a circular glass table. But then there were like two of them that were a multicolor and not just like, not just like, you know, a two-tone. This was like a purple and a red and a yellow and green, like a weird distorted rainbow

on some of them. And then like on the table was like a giant yellow urn and then a glass container of gumballs, but then a big pot of tulips, like nothing made sense. Yeah, she's crazy. So Big Joe comes over and she's like, Big Joe is my cousin who's the worst contractor. You've ever seen your life.

So he comes over and she's like, Joe, can you execute this time? And he's like, we can do it. I got the materials. She goes, you got the materials? Where are they? He's like, well, they're samples. So they all fit in this little bag. Mary's an ability to grasp what a sample is and this scene is hilarious to me,

because she's expecting him to literally walk in with a fireplace. She's like, where's the fireplace? She's like, it's a sample. It's in this little bag right here. She's like, whoa. Did you bring a sample of a new kitchen? Can we bring that in here?

So they are, we're just like taking a tour around the house and just really taking some time to look at all the Godgy touches that have arrived over the years. Like the grittiest green carpet that we noticed last season and all these figurines and statuettes that are just like really Godgy and just something. It's really bad. And she's like, and she's totally bad mouthing in the whole time, right? Because she's like, I mean, when he does do something, it's good, I guess. But I mean, it could be six years from now that he finishes.

I mean, he's just so professional. I mean, family, right? Something she, she's walking around her hideous hideous place going this house. I mean, it just needs to be upgraded and purple-sweighted. city is place going this house. I mean, it just needs to be upgraded and purple-sweighted. So, he's, they're talking about the fireplace and he goes, you want in marble, well, it comes in a slab and he pulls out the samples. She goes, but how did you get that off? How did you get that little piece of it?

And he's like, it's a sample. He's like very confused by Costco. It's just like, what are these tiny meals they're serving us? So, yeah, so she wants like, change the fireplace and everything, and she's talking about how like, they basically moved into this house as soon as they had birth, they, she gave birth with their son,

and that they've just been in there, and the pandemic, she just been staring at all the green, and she goes, yeah, it's,'s like her marriage, everything's still. I'm sorry. Yeah. And she has all that green carpet and she's like, every dog we've had, gets confused and peace in here because they think it's the yard. Okay.

So let's go to the bathroom. So I go to the bathroom and it's more green marble. And yes, that's how the 80s 90s green marble. And yes, that's the whole thing. It's like 80s 90s green marble. Really bad. And then she's got, I guess kind of Moroccan-y sconces or something in there. And she goes, I must have been on my period by these periods. So then we began Mary's anger about like vaginas or something. In this next conversation, so she sits and they start talking about Robert Jr. And she's like, oh Robert, he's in a teenager stage. You know, I just want him to be healthy.

And I want him to have a healthy girlfriend. I mean, she could be beautiful, but I told Robert, if you smell fish, run. Run, you smell fish. The moment you start smelling it, run it for the first, because she should not be fishy. She really has a way with sense, you know. She really, Julie picks up on so many odors in life, doesn't she? Yeah, I wasn't really sure what any of this meant, but it was, it was a marry scene. I'll give it that.

It felt, it was very, not what I expected from the leader of a congregation perhaps, not the, maybe not the grace, I would expect that she might afford someone, as a leader of a congregation, but you know, listen. That's a Mary scene. It's a Mary scene.

It's a Mary scene. It's always gonna be memorable. We go to Lisa talking, oh, so Lisa's in the car with Jenny and Lisa is full on swiping on her cell phone, but she's in the driver's seat in her house. How's this happening? Jenny's like, are you driving with your knees? And she's like, yeah, I'm a scaring you, Jenny.

I'm nervous. I'm driving with my knee. Yeah, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Sometimes I let Henry drive. Yeah, you nervous. I'm driving with my knee. Yeah, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Sometimes I let Henry drive. Yeah, you nervous So then she's taking her to meet Jen and she's like you guys are gonna love each other. I can't wait for you to meet Jen You're the same age. You've got huge personalities big hearts. You both cut big hearts. Which I love I love that So then it shows Lisa's like it's Lisa's scene. You

know where they show her like standing there posing. Yeah. I didn't notice this before, but Lisa does this weird like she's kind of posing and then she just crouches down. She's a difficult housewives thing and then she's like, it's like really shimmy right? Yeah, I like did I just let you outside? Don't just crouch on the ground like that. It makes me want to smack her on the nose with the newspaper and say outside, outside. So just don't put her on a mirror's green carpet.

So then Jen, she is Jen's like on the phone doing a deal with Stuart about CBD or something like that. And so Lisa and Jenny arrive at the front door and Lisa has a sign that she says, I love you. I love you. Like, of course, she's like, in case you couldn't tell by when I say, I love you. Here's a sign that says, I love you. It's not where I'm not here. You can always turn my voice, go, I love you. I love that. I love that about you that I love you. I love you. Yeah, it was a weird sign that says I love you and has an American flag on it. I wonder if it was like a school project by the kids. So then, uh, chance like, oh, you're here, but the cleaning lady is probably here.

Whatever that means. So then, um, Lisa's like, oh my god. You don't know how excited I was. Okay, to come here. I got like matching. I got sewing machines, okay? They're matching. And I thought we can make matching pants and wear them to lunch. That's a really intense ramp up of like a whim, right? Like, hey, we should get into sewing.

And then she's like, okay, I got us sewing machines. And we're going to make pants right now. And we're going to wear them to lunch. I'm like, I, we should get into sewing. And then she's like, okay, I got us sewing machines. And we're gonna make pants right now. And we're gonna wear them to lunch. I'm like, I'll make pants, but it's probably a year before I make anything I'm wearing out of the house or even out of the room. But I'm wondering if this is like a connected storyline, you know, because when you have one storyline on a one show,

it tends to be on all the bravo shows, right? And so we've had like the Ramona pooping herself now for a few seasons. And then we get the Lisa crouching, like she's gonna go poopoo outside and then already sowing new pants for lunch. Something fishy here. I need to know what it is. So Jenny, if something's fishy, you better run according to Mary. Run. So then Jenny is picking Lint off Jen's butt. And Gen's like, well, if she's already picking Lint off my butt, she's a good friend.

Yeah. And she's like, she says, Gen's like, yeah, she says that. And then she's like, you need to go over to their house. You have to go to Jenny's house. They're like a full set up. And she wedding sings too, which I didn't know that wedding sing was a verb, but she turns into a verb. And then we got to Jenny going, hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl.

Oh my god. The whole kind of wedding is fast. Even if she could sing that, well why are you saying that out of wedding? So WB frog got married to somebody. So then Lisa's like, oh, Siv is ship out with Madat, we're the ship out. And she has very hard feelings. And she's like, well, I still don't understand

the hurt feelings. I've apologized sincerely like a million times. And then we see a montage of Jen being like, I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sobbing at the reunion. But then it's like a big montage of her saying, I'm sorry, and you're like, gosh, she really has had I'm sorry.

But then it's, then we remember, she was apologizing about insinuating that there were affairs or that there were going to break up or whatever it was. This had nothing to do with the current thing, which is that, you know, she's been liking shit about Meredith Sun. So at least it's like, yeah, I think she's fast talking about a marriage.

Uh, well I think you guys need to have her solve. It's like, deep, deep, deep, so deep with her kids and like, she felt like you're talking to her son and she goes, I get it, I get it. And you know what, there would be no mother fucking issue if you hadn't said anything to rock a story about my vagina And I never put anything about Brooks personally and the music goes OMMM like you idiot. Yes, you did you retweeted any like things Yeah, and she's like pissed and like doing your I'm about to cry thing So I never put out anything to rather do it myself

Like did I like and retreat stuff? Yeah, but it wasn't mean it was fun shit. And you decided to go on about my vagina, because my vagina's apparently funny. And that's OK. And poor Jenny's just like, where the hell did you bring me? Jenny's like, hello, Badal. Hello, my lady. Hello.

So, it is true. By the way, it is true. I mean, Brooks was shading her vagina. He really was doing that. You can't take that away either. But the difference is that Jen is more of an I'm not gonna say that Brooks is not an adult. He's 20. Well, he didn't shade her vagina. He didn't say like I saw her vagina and it was just and the vagina was a monster. I was like, you know, like a little troll doll crawling out of the well to come murder me. But he just said I saw her vagina or something. No, no, he was, but he was like, it was still like in this sort of the slut shame family.

It was still, because remember, we had this whole discussion. She like, she did like, she looks at her leg up, she sort of tried to aim it away, and then he was like, ooh, she's like showing her vagina. So I mean, I don't think it's like really the worst thing of all time, but like, you know, he did, he did cast a stone too, but Jen is, first of all, Jen is older and should know better. And also it's her friend's son. Why are you, why are you liking shit about your friend's son? That's like, that's kind of indefensible. And it's also another example of Jen

just refusing to admit she did anything wrong ever, you know. My vagina's funny to you. Yes, I'm sure you were fucking traumatized about someone saying this all your vagina. Give me a break. So then Lisa's like, you know what, Jen? The thing is, it's like, okay, look. It's like a camiv diet coke here

and a 20 ounce bottle of diet coke here. I love you both, okay here. I love you both. Okay? I really love you both. It's really hard to choose because one of you is easier to drink in the car, but then the other of you is like more crisp, like right when I pop the cam. So it's really hard for me. That's what I'm saying.

I feel like you guys get out of healing. Like the time that coke, coke classic became coke just regular coke. You just heal it, sell it back to regular cloak, okay? So, Jen's like, well, I mean, you know, I need to write a goddamn book on how to apologize. Apologize for the same goddamn thing, 100 goddamn ways. You know, everything is fine as long as Jen is on this, you apologize for what? For what? I've been doing this apologize to everyone. What is it all on me? She starts her crying things like, what are you doing?

What are you doing? Greg, Greg. So then Heather gets to a boutique called Name Drop. Name drop. And upscale reset boutique. Hey Ronnie, you want to go to Name Drop? Is today here they got some swanky things. I do as long as TIFF's there.

Hi. Name drop. TIFF is the muppet owner of Name Drop. I do as long as tiffs there Hi Tiff is the muppet owner of name dropper. She's like I have the love perfect thing to you Cheers to guys. I'm the losing thing in my shop. I think it's a cheese. Okay, Tiff go to the back Okay, no stories on TV go to the back Notice that they didn't name any drop any names that didn't Didn't do it at all didn't really live up to it. I was hoping that she'd be like, oh yeah. Well, Jasmine Guy was in here last week. Yeah. That's such a tiff name to drop to. So Heather and Tiffany addressed so the same and then the editor circled their shoes to show us that they're the same and stuff and they have a glass of rose

egg. It's tough. Tiffany, I think I'm gonna let you into name droppers, but that's the most I go away. Go to the back. Tina, Yathers gave me this bottle. I hope you enjoy it. Name dropping. No, so then she tells Heather she's like, Heather. I have this for you What you know look at this and Heather's like oh nice jacket. What kind of animal is this? It's like Netted beaver With Fox through it This is the only Bravo show that I think is still like, every other Bravo show whenever they wear something that's for, they're always like, it's faux fur.

You know, this is like, no, this is an actual animal that was killed and woven with another animal. Yeah, I know this like, my knee fever hasn't been knitted in some time. Doesn't sound very sexual. It sounds painful. It sounds like something that Mary is gonna do to Robert Tuneer's first girlfriend

that he tries to live with. Yeah. So Heather's like, well, even though I'm no longer attending the Mormon church, one thing I won't give up is the pursuit of excellence. Sorry, that was my tagline I want to do. They wouldn't let me have it. So I decided to use it in this scene.

I want the nicest clothes. I want the best and old habits die hard. And so they're just trying on clothes and looking at things and drinking wine and- And they talk about face timing and Heather's like, well guess you've FaceTime me. Guess. Madonna.

No, she's Catholic. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. No, not her. Joseph Smith. No, Jensha, how about you? She was Joseph Smith. I'd still do him. I wonder how many times Joseph Smith has sex a week. So Heather's like, yeah, it was great. We're going to lunch tomorrow. And she said, you know, I feel like there's things that we need to talk about. And I said, I do too. And she said, I haven't been at, you know, at peace. And I said, me neither. And it was like real. And it felt emotional to me. And, you know, are you worried about me being friends with her again? Are you worried, Whitney? And she's like, well, yeah, because I've been there, I literally picked you up off the floor. She's like, yeah, but still like I really think she met her with. And then

Whitney gives us some Whitney. She dropped some like Whitney spirituality, which I love. She's like, you know, when your mom told you don't touch the curling iron because it's hot. And then what do you do? You grab the curling iron. I go, you know, you know, when And it goes pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I just like, I feel like we're really friends, but like she just like, I don't know if she gets lost in the wilderness or something. Well, just don't go back to being the same. Make her work for it. I really hope things can change and Jen can show up for you as a friend and not as a curling iron because it would be really hard to order guacamole to share with the curling iron at lunch.

It's like when your mother says don't touch the guacamole because there's sand in it and then you touch it and then you feel the sand and you're allergic to sand so your finger falls off. It's like that. Yeah. So then we go to Jenny's house and she's cooking with the kids and the sun is pouring heavy cream but nothing's coming out and it's because it's bad and it's all cheese now inside of the cart So I really like that they added that in there for Jimmy who's like I do everything I'm just super mom. I love always around these kids. I gave up everything for these kids He's like mom does heavy cream is actual cheese You haven't been attending to the groceries. So, um, yeah, they're making dinner together. And

Karlin, the daughter, is like, I have another joke who wants to hear it. What did the Atlantic Ocean say the Pacific Ocean? Nothing. They just waved. And so Jenny goes, funny. It's just, yeah, I can tell by the eye roll. I love her pizzazz because she even does like a little 50s comedian thing at the end. She goes, they say nothing. They just waved. Oh, so Jenny talks about how when her oldest son was little, she opened her first medical clinic and then it became two and then it became three and then it became four and then it became five. And during that time, her first child became two children

and then that became her third child, her third child. She was like, wow, she really has a way with storytelling. Yeah, and then it became one, then it became two, and then it became three, and then it became four. It's like, lady, you do one more and I'm gonna follow sleep, okay? This is literally how I go to sleep at night. Hello, my dear, hello, my baby. So then Dewey walks in and Jenny is saying how,

when she decided to become a full-time mom, she was like, he was so happy because he wanted her to be doing this for so long, but then she started to feel more like a housekeeper and she's like the only thing I don't do is wipe his ass. So they make this ravioli dinner and they're all sitting there. So now we have our second batch of crazy chairs.

Did you notice these chairs, Ronnie? They were like Salvador Dolly chairs because they were like chairs with the top. They were intentionally like naughty and they look like they were melting. You know like in a Salvador Dolly painting withy painting with the clocks that are melting off the side of the thing, the ledge, et cetera. These were like, ooh, they're like chairs, but at the top they melt and it's like a clever, interesting take on the top of chairs

and they really distracted me the entire scene. That's what I have to say about them. Really? Well, maybe you should get some parsley. Oh, not the Bruce Lee, the parsley. Anybody get that? Not the Bruce Lee, the parsley. I did not hear that joke. That kid is my favorite.

So someone finds Heron. Oh, Karla finds Heron, Heron, Heron, Heron, Ravioli. And Jenny's like, it's protein. Eat it. So then we talk about, then we start with this whole, wow, look at this, we've got an empty chair. Wouldn't it be great if we had another child there? It's another season of a man trying to tell a woman

she needs to have another baby, no sir. No, back up, do we, back it up? You better back it up, do we? You better back it up, bitch. I also, I do like Jenny's casual author, a thought author, author, author,

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have a big family, you're considered wealthy or vice versa. So yeah, so then this is the subtext for why he is doing wants to have all these babies, because I think he just wants to be seen as having a big wealthy family. Yeah, and she's like, next topic. So then we go over to Whitney's family. So she's talking to her kids and little Bobby. He's like, when we were driving to school, Mama's a little bit mad.

I said, yeah, I lost my mind. I started thinking about that curling iron. And it hasn't let me go all day. And the kids are saying, well, you're mad at us for being late, but it's your fault for not waking us up. And we've got this conversation on this show. You know, you need to teach your children to wake themselves up.

So I appreciate Whitney trying to teach her kids to get the hell out of bed. Yeah, and she is saying she's like, I was explaining to the kids how important it is to see this through my business. And Iris and Bo is like my third child. And I'm sure the kids are like, thanks. Thanks for equating your candles to us. Like we're just as good as candles basically. Thanks. Didn't she change the name of her business so like unbridled something or other? Something like a wild rose I think. Yeah.

Because it there just totally you know they can't be kept kept back their wild roses. Yeah. Unbridled roses. So she's like I can't do everything. I need stress unburdened form from my play. So go upstairs and get ready for bed. Mommy Dad are going to have a little a long time. That means fucking throw you on the up. So they so Whitney and Justin are talking and she's like, you know how like my goal was

the grow by 10. That wait, let me start that again. You know how my goal was curly? No, not curling irons. My goal was to grow by 10,000 a month and this year, this month, we grew by 15,000. Yes, that's great. It's huge. Good job. Thank you. Yeah.

My goal is to create a billion dollar company. I don't see why we can't. And he's like, okay, but we shouldn't overlook our kids and us as a family unit. And it's like, well, but I want to be more of a team at home. I don't want to start to resent you. I'm talking about fucking babe. He's like, oh, okay, why don't you just say that?

Why didn't you just say that? Yeah, and she basically feels like the sex left is changing, you know, not as much sex. And she goes, you know, she's saying how she was hurt like a goddess, like his goddess. And now that doesn't feel it anymore, like these types of sex every day. And now it's just two to three times a week. And that's really bad. That's bad for us. That's really bad.

And the producers like, well, because she says, it's not 30 now. It's a chore, I hate it. I don't want to have robotic sex. And the producers like, well, what is robotic sex? So she gets on her chair and she's like, robotic sex is like this. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and then regular sex is like this. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah a, and then that's it. But she's like, it's like, it's a solid, like, you know,

360 seconds. Like, we're still watching her do this. Sorry. Oh, Whitney deep threaded a water bottle last week. She's really committed. Okay. I think her storylines deep, but God, she's really committing to it. So good for you, girl. She really is. So then we have Jen showing up at the, it's got, I think it's called the ice palace or something like that. It's basically a giant ice maze.

They, I don't know how they did it. They, people, when I say someone carved a landscape out of ice and you can go to it and walk through it. So Jen is there with DuChains and they're just walking around and they get to there's like this little tunnel that's like this little icy tunnel and they're debating whether or not to go in it. So of course Jen is like you go first you go first you go first so he like tries to go in and then he slips and falls over and I was like, enjoy that stew chains because that's a nice sneak preview of your trial. The rest of you change down the ice on his back.

Yeah, that was a perfect description of their friendship, you know, their whole relationship. I'll enjoy those years in jail. Yeah, so she's like, you know, like with Heather and I, it was just like a lot of he said She said bullshit like honestly. I mean, there's just so much noise there Um, you know, like I've been icing her out. She's been feeling ice out to come to the ice castle because there's like a lot of ice going on So then Heather arrives, but she has to go through this maze to find her. And she, Jen, ends up waiting in a sled to come like slam into Heather. It's a bottom. It all felt like an amazing race challenge, didn't it?

It's like there were, like, that's like fine to sign. And then once you find the sign, you have to like slide through a hole or something like that. I was like, what is this very bizarre? I'm like very fascinated by this location, but I'm also very confused why this is where they have to have their reconciliation. And then it turns out that in a corner, there's like a little fire pit that they're gonna sit at. And I was like, of course,

they like their reconciliation threatens to destroy everything around them, right? Like of course that would happen. Who puts a fire pit in a nice maze? Yeah, this ice has't melted in 50 years. The Gen shot comes in and just takes it down in like five minutes. Yeah. But Heather is so easy because Gen comes sledding down and goes, oh my god, you're the crane. Heather's like, she's casting her spell over me. She can do anything. She brought you to some weird public park and sledding right into you. You're talking about that.

Yeah. So, you know, basically Heather's trying to, she's gonna try to stay strong. She just wanna fall too easily. And so Jen is like, listen, I miss you. I just wanna check in with you and have her go, I mean, I don't know how I'm doing. I just, I wanna be your friend

and I wanna be happy and just be at peace. But I don't feel like we've had that consistently and Jen says well That's how I feel every time we're together. It feels like there's something wrong between us or it's because we haven't talked one on one I'm like there is something wrong between us you called her a manatee. You called her a manatee Yeah, I'm Heather's like um The bigger part is like the things that you're saying about me like what and she're like, um, the bigger part is like, the things that you're saying about me. Like what? And she's like, um, you know,

there's a lot of things, Jen, she goes, like, what, I'm gonna need you to tell me so I can address them. And she's like, well, like comparing me to see animals or honey boo-boo or manipulator, liar, racist. Well, why would you say I'm your girl and be like, I love her and then just say, like, pull that card during a charged time.

It hurts my heart. And Jen goes, well, you hurt my feelings too. The last time we're all together, that was hurtful, which is a nice deflection without answering what Heather has. That's all she ever does, all she ever does. So then Heather's like, so you're doing it to get back at me, like something you don't believe is true

for my kids to see and for my friends to see that. She's like, well, I took it down after like five minutes Heather, okay? She goes, but it was out there and that hurt me. And she's like, well, you have to come talk to me. I'm like, what is she doing now? So Heather goes, well, I don't want to have to come and talk to you every time you say something mean and it hurts me.

But then that makes me say to Heather, if she's saying enough things that are hurtful to you where it's exhausting to address them at this point, then maybe you should reconsider this friendship. Yeah, just don't be france with her. And then, uh, Jen's like, but you can't believe everything. Like, you don't just don't believe people when they tell you this stuff. And she's like, um, so these aren't your words. She's got screenshots on her phone of all this shit. So she's like, this isn't you? She's like, no, that's not me. She's like, okay, well, I believe that it was you. It's like Jen, it's not like someone photoshopped

your name and the little verified check and all this stuff. So Jen, and now it's just gonna deny to me, right? Yeah. Well, no, no, no, according to, I'm sure that Jen actually would believe that that could be done, because that according to, I'm sure that Jen actually would believe that that could be done because that's probably, I mean, she is a fraudster. So like that is her life is literally defrauding people.

So it's not crazy to her that someone would make a fraudulent account of her texts. Right. So then Jennifer, she starts her whole. That's a problem. You believe the the worst like you're looking for something like you want to go My god, yeah, get up and fucking walk away from that. She's horrible Yeah, she starts doing the whole thing like you're because your kids see it well guess what guess what you want to talk about that? hurt because your kids see it? Well guess what? Guess what? You wanna talk about that?

Oh, your kids see it? Man, this kids see it. I have kids. I have kids. Does anyone know how those kids feel? How do you feel about those kids? See what I say about your kids? They hurt too.

No one is calling you a manatee on social media, okay? Or racist. Yes. So Heather is like, I can't believe how she tried to turn the tables on me. I was like, Heather, this is Jen Shaw. So she goes, she should be forgiving, she should be begging for forgiveness. And I think she just used to saying whatever she wants to say and everyone agrees. And like, these are horrible things that she has said that I have concrete proof of. So Jen now is haha

I'm dying I'm not feeling like I am good enough I'm dying really is everything I was a child shut up oh my god do you know I have a blue verified up because my her has been verified okay my her is so strong it's been verified by Twitter

haha so she goes on this whole thing that she's held to a different standard, and she's only treated like that way because she's brown. And that's how she felt while she was growing up. And now it's even within my own group. I mean, maybe I just don't belong. You're a treat, you're an asshole. Later an asshole. Okay, you're an asshole.

Do I believe she was treated differently because she was brown growing up? Yes, so I believe she was deprived of opportunities. I just don't belong. You're a treat, you're an asshole. Lazy asshole, okay. You're an asshole. Do I believe she was treated differently because she was brown growing up? Yes, so I believe she was deprived of opportunities. Yes, do I believe that she dealt with all sorts of racist bullshit? Yes, but also has she been an asshole to all her friends? Yes, as well.

It could be all of the above, all of the above. So now of course Heather can't deal. Heather can only hold strong for so long. So that breaks my heart. I don't want you to feel that way. And also the sooner we resolve that the sooner we can get to our churros. So I'm going to soften up now. And I'm wondering how much production even likes Heather this season. She must have done something to piss them off because in her diary room session, she's wearing a turtle neck, like a glitter turtle neck thing. and then like part of it is folded down,

so you just see the black. And nobody tells her, like nobody tells her, what did you do to production, okay? Maybe Heather's just as much of a mess as Jen, and we haven't seen it yet. Well, either way, Jen's like, I am coming from a place of love. Why is that so hard for everyone to believe?

It's so easy for people to believe the bad stuff, but it's so hard for people to believe there's good stuff. Well, it's easy to believe the bad stuff because there's concrete screenshots of it. That's why it's easy. You're calling the manatees on social media. You're retweeting obnoxious tweets about Meredith's child. Of course she's gonna hate you.

God, she's such a monster, but she knows how to win back a drug addict. And she has brought churros to this meeting. Okay. So that's just going to seal the deal. She needs someone on her side and she's brought Heather Churros. You win. Yeah. Even I was like, maybe she didn't rob all those old people. But then the way she took them in the fire. So then basically Heather's like I want to get through all this petty bullshit and everything. And Heather says that she thinks that Jen has treated differently because of her temper and not the color of her skin. And if anything, she treated better because they all walk on eggshells, which is also funny

because Heather last season was the one who was really pushing the narrative that Lisa was afraid of Jen. And now she's saying, saying well we all walk on eggshells around her so they're all scared of her. So, um, Jen just feels like she's just held to a different standard and and Heather's like I don't do it to you and I will not do it to you. I will not. But my Jess, I definitely feel like you trust me. I definitely feel like you trust me. And Heather's like, okay, okay, everything's gonna be fine. And then Jen typically is like,

okay. You know, harder fake juice gone. So Heather gives her this. Yeah, she's like, are you breaking up with me? What's going on? And she's like, I mean, look, I'm not gonna suspend my disbelief when people send me screenshots

with your name on it, but it's fine with me as long as you can stop doing it. And she's like, okay, well, I don't think you're a racist. And I'm sorry for reposting. And I know I need to make changes. Okay. Um, you know, I just like, I know I wasn't there for you, but like I wasn't even there for my own family.

So yeah, which is a great defense. Like don't worry worry I was actually terrible to the people I love the most and also Heather does this whole thing where she says like listen I love you and I want to be a friend to you and not just a first or second gear friend I want to be cruise control okay like you don't even think about you can count on me for anything okay you just have blind reliance on me and if we happen to crash and both die because of it, that's a shame, but you should pay it a little bit of attention.

That's just what our friendship's gonna be. Yeah, pretty much. And so then Jen tells us that she's willing to move forward with Heather. Because she's the only friend that can sing rap songs with me. And that's a lot in Utah So then yeah, so then I think Jen does Jen just throw those churros in the fire Yeah, she's like we have churros in which you know now we're broken up forever Yeah, it's not even a camp that's not a fire that you cooked things over right? That's like you're throwing them over those little catering things. What do you call those?

Yeah, the sternos you're throwing them over those little catering things. What do you call those? Yeah. The sternos. You're throwing them over sterno. And then they eat them anyway. Well, the best part is that the charos are in the fire. And Heather's like, I don't, I've got to save that chiro and she just reaches into the fire and grabs the charos out. She won't do that. Yeah. Just and she's like, smoke coming out of her nose. She's like, I will not, I will not leave that hero behind. And that will walk over Hot Coals. Heather reaches into Hot Fire for sure. Yeah, that's our version of sword swallowing. Well, everybody, thank you so much for being here. We will talk to you in a few hours over it. Take a seat on Spotify Green Room, 7 p.m. Pacific time, 10 p.m. Eastern time. Okay. Oh, by the way, this was an on-demand recap.

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