Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Dances With Wolves

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

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I know it's the next week. It's where it's our last episode before the arrest, the big Gen shot arrest. And actually, Ron and I have a very special announcement. We have joined the Trixi Monoclackl acquire. It's official. We got our invitation and we have been welcomed into the fold. Isn't this so amazing, Ron?

It truly is. I just want to thank Trixie Paul, really everybody who has involved in bringing us in here. If I were to sing something happy to celebrate, it would go something like... Wow. Thank you. Thank you for coming in there on the end. I made it all worth it. Yeah, that last note. Yeah.

Yeah. In fact, our contributions to the Trixi Monoclackle of Acquire were all over this week's episode. I don't know if you heard, but the show actually opened with a very sprightly tune that we call Snowflakes. It goes a little something like this. I'm like, yeah. It really sets a tone. I create some mood, you know.

I really loved it. So it's Jen Shaw with Stuart and she's like, what's going on here? And he's just working at a table. He's like, well, we've got the old lady with dementia's credit card. We're just waiting for her to remember the code on the back and the work old and also we got the old man who thinks we're starting a new eBay in his name So we really should be ready to send a digging crew over to his place to dig up the cashy period and it's backyard before he dies And his children get to it, alright?

Yeah, and she just starts shoving a banana in his face. She's like, well, while you make me money, I feed you now There's a lot of talk that basically Jen runs like a boiler room. And this is like very boiler room activity. Like I've never been in a boiler room, but I just imagine in boiler rooms, the like the people in charge to shove bananas in like the peon spaces, right? Well, it's healthy, you know, at least it's a healthy snack, right? Get a bit, you know, a tab or something with saccharine. So Meredith over Meredith's house, she comes into the kitchen and she's like, good morning, and I'm going, and Brooks is like, I'm just making breakfast for you.

Oh, hey, what are you making? And she's like, he's like, yeah, because I know how much you love smoothies. Ah, that's not for me. I don't drink my food. I only drink my alcohol. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Wiley feed me, feed me through my nose.

So you know that I'm having. So then we go over to Jenny's house and her kid is like, it is science. Saturday. I'm messing around with our bubbles. Yeah, she does a bubble thing and she sticks her finger in it and then she farts. Which I think is actually the extent of all of Jenny's scene in this episode. So then, then we go over to Lisa and she and her family are going into this place. And it's a very happy scene. So like you may have heard our song called, it goes a little bit something like this.

I was like, wow, they really nailed it.'re really nailed it. They're really nailed it. So they're in this like giant barn kind of converted barn thing and Lisa you don't really even need music with Lisa because you have Lisa's natural music which is hi guys, hi Amanda, hi Shelby, hi barn person, hi roof, hi floor. I shall be high born person. Hi, Roof, hi, Floor. So they're there and it's like blue sky stables. And Jack is like talking about a vision he has for this event

because like an empty event space. And Lisa tells us, Flash Wolf is a professional man's grooming line that John created and I created with our bars. Yeah. Yeah, and they're pretending that Jack does everything in this episode, which is really funny.

The party plan is like, Jack, do you have any visions? He's like, yeah, uh, dividers and like tables. Good job, Jack. Wow, it's professional. Also, can I just say that clear sky tables

or clear sky stables, cows wouldn't go into the stables if there were clear skies. I feel like they're hurting their own business plan. Wait, what? Cows would not go into theables if there's clear skies. Right, because like aren't stables made to kind of protect the farm life?

I mean, if it was always sunny outside, and clear, you'd have the cows out there. Yeah, well, I thought that you'd put cows in the stable at night also. Like, you can have a clear night. I mean, I guess, unless it rains, you know? Well, we know one thing they're all smiling, because there's no grace guys. Well, I had a long discussion about cows and where they go this week because I went to Montana

and my friend, Jesse, who is with me, we kept seeing all these cows, right? And she's like, well, they're not just gonna leave the cows out, are they? Yes, Jesse. They have barns for the cows. I don't see any barns. What's gonna happen to these cows?

It's gonna rain soon. It's a babe. They've been working on this a long time. Like they didn't just get cows in Montana for Christ's sake. They know how to do it. And then later she saw the cows being taken to the stable and she was like, Oh, God, thank God you were right there. They're going to be fine. They're going to be stable. It that like Jesse might have been having a cow? Don't get fresh wolf. Yeah. Hey, Jack came to us with this idea of a fresh wolf. And we're like, this is great.

This original idea that you came up with and his pitch was amazing. And now I'm like, let's find a charty to work with. The last thing I wanted was another business. Am I right? Yeah, right. Ha ha. So they are doing this for a foster care.

It's like basically to help foster kids move into permanent homes. And we find out that John Lisa's husband was in foster care when he was a kid. And John's like, yeah, Jack one time asked me how much I cost as a kid. Ha ha ha. And Jack's like, yeah, I thought he was like on a shelf or something. Ha ha. Hey, did I already suggest tables? So I'm gonna, I'm gonna say this thing on camera so that I am not in trouble with the girls later on. So I want a guest list that's based on people that have been supportive of Jack and Henry and also people who've made financial denotions to foster car.

So it's going to be 30 people not including all the drive-through workers that we've become friends with. Yeah. You know what? Our guest last? It was curated by Jack. Okay? So if anybody has a problem, go to Jack because he curated. Yeah, basically already like it's all she's sort of like preloading her excuse as to why she's not inviting half the cast. All right. So she's really not inviting the cast because she is trying to set Mary up through Meredith. So she just wants Meredith to do it. She's like aiming better now. You know, she's like, I mean, my conspiracy theory is that Meredith was totally in on this plan because Meredith

does a really bad job of acting later on like, wow, I did not know this you know I am going to quen name so speaking of Mary Mary goes to La Traoria which but I guess there's only Italian restaurants in Salt Lake City every week they go to a different Italian restaurant and yet they all kind of look the same and they also have the same chef that comes out and is like today I met you a special meal. So I, in fact, I actually went back to last week. I was like, isn't this the place where Meredith went to with Seth? And it was a different restaurant.

And it looked like the exact same chef, but a different restaurant. I was so confused. Yeah, there's no like all of Garden-type Italian plate. You have to actually be from Italy or hire that guy off Craigslist to come out and be like, guess what? We? A breda! Carb, carburetion! Also, carb, tu ita, breda, pasta pizza, traitoria!

Italians are really having a moment on Bravo right now between, you know, the restaurants at Salt Lake City and the model guy on Winterhouse. You know, I'm saying, oh, and by the way, Winterhouse is gonna be on the main feed this week, guys, so get excited. Okay, so now this episode features all the ladies planning things against each other. And we see how manipulative both teams are, right? Because you've got Lisa getting ready to set up Mary, but don't worry, Whitney and Whitney and Heather

are already trying to set up Mary to use against Lisa. So it's hilarious. Yeah. So the most obnoxious host is ever, okay? I hate when host or hostesses do this at a restaurant. How are we? How are we? There's no we here, okay? I don't care how you are. Because then if I answer, does that mean you have to fucking answer to? No, I'm not a we. I didn't commit to you, fucker. How am I? I'm fine. Thank you.

Show me my table. It reminds me of this boss I used to have when I was an internet Nickelodeon, there was this supervisor and everyone then, there was like a report I had to do. And I remember one time I messed it up. And she was like, okay, so what we have to do in the future is we just have to be a little bit more mindful

Of blogging the right numbers on this report and then we should be fine I'm like don't say we as if you're doing this work. Just say you okay. Just say don't don't do the we I hate that Yes, I don't like the implied we it's always bothered me so not very Marius first. Who are we? She's like um well Because the waiter comes? She's like, um, well, um, because the waiter comes over. He's like, oh, Italian, carbonation, carbs, and the blade.

So he asked how she is. And she's like, um, I'm trying to, uh, think like what does I always go to it'll, but what do I say when I go to, is it bachel, bachel, so what I say is like, boom, don't know. Uh, uh, Mary's like,

Mary is like when she talks, sometimes she sounds like she's just losing reception. Like she just sounds like you've just driven out of range of a major city. And you have to look for a different radio station. Yes. Um, and he's like, Bonjour, no, she's like, oh, no, thank, I just wanted to say hi. No, thank you. Bonjour, no, no, no, thank you. I don't eat carbs, so hi. Yeah, hi, yeah. Pretend that was Italian.

Bonjour, no, can I speak with the manager? It's disrespectful, no. Are we having a problem over here? So Heather comes in. How are we? And then Whitney comes in, and then how are we? And then Whitney comes in and then and and and my pet peeve is something that happened a few weeks ago and has happened again. The waitress being like, hi, are you here to meet anyone?

And Whitney's like, yeah, I'm just joining the two other ladies. It's like, no shit. You have a camera crew. They have a camera crew. Like come on. Yeah. So Heather's like You look great Mary. I love how you look in the tie-in restaurants now me

This is a dress that I would wear to church, but I still love it and Whitney's like I don't even know if I own anything that could get me into a church because I am a VEPA yeah Whitney you're wearing a button up. Thank you because I am a rapper. Yeah, Whitney, you're wearing a button up. Thank you. Dress. Long sleeved.

You're wearing a long sleeve shirt that's buttoned up to your chin right now and pants. Like it's the most conservative outfit. And she's like, look at me dressing like a slot to lunch. She's like, there her a buttoned up shirt all the way to your throat is like a thong, you know. She's like, I left one of the buttons around my cuff unbuttoned because I'm a slut.

So then the Craigslist Italian comes out and he's like, hello, I'm still Italian. I'm going to start you with the Visha. It's a ceviche style. And Mary is like, no, I want my salmon completely done. And she goes, she tells us, I don't want raw fish on my plate. And so I'm thinking, okay, I get it. Some people don't like sushi, sushi, ceviche. I thought that's the usual thing. Like, I don't like raw fish.

But her explanation is a new one to me. She goes, I have this weird thing in my head that it's gonna like come back alive and then like it's gonna come back and love my stomach and start building a family, family of fish, a fish family in my stomach. I'll be in a aquarium, aquarium stomach. It's like what?

That's not the explanation I normally hear from people. Yeah, please don't eat gummy bears. You're really gonna, you're really gonna fucking freak out. So Heather's like, I don't know how to do these, because these look like pizza rolls, anyway, they're just eating or whatever. So Mary goes, hey, do you guys wanna do a blessing? And Heather says, yeah, okay, you wanna say a prayer?

She says, no, I just blessed it. So go ahead. She said it already. Yeah, I did the reanimation blessing. So enjoy your office. Also by the way, just going back to the pizza roll thing, I love Heather saying that she knows how to eat the amuse bouche because it's like a pizza roll. As if there's any skill required in putting something in your mouth like that, it's like,

oh, it's a small bite. I know how to eat it. So Heather is eating her caviar and you know the eggs are like hatched. It would have been easier with kids, am I right? And how there's a cool, how were things with Lisa? How was that? And then we see the clip of, you know,

Pelicino Hardinger Overeys and then Lisa saying, how did that Google that? I don't. Because when I say something, it's a fact. Yeah. And Mary says, well, Lisa's Lisa's Lisa. And so then Whitney has one of her comedy moments again in quotes. And she goes, If Lisa's part of the Avengers,

she'd be the button pusher because like she's the queen of seeing the right amount to irritate you and get under your skin and get you to explode. I don't really see how that's a role on the Avengers. I mean, I'm not super tired is pushing buttons. It's what it is only helpful if you're in an elevator with no hands. If the Avengers were stuck in an elevator and they needed to go to every floor, that's where Lisa's power would wear best,

cause buttons. Oh, so then what it means, like, for her to snap at you, Mary, it makes me think that she must be going through a lot. And Mary's like, well, but I mean, I snapped at her first and I went in. Like I just went in because because you're sick of the little passive aggressive jokes that she makes, that's why Mary. And she's like, come on, you guys are so fucking obvious what you're doing. And Mary's like, well, I felt triggered.

And I didn't know that that was there until she said, Google and boom, it came out. Yeah, by the way, I thought I was really notable that Whitney was like, wow, for Lisa to snap at you. I'm like, even Mary was like, no, I was the one who snapped. Like, but that Whitney is like trying to promote the narrative that Lisa was the one who went crazy. So Mary says, I don't think it's like Mary is bad weather, you know,

it's weather sitting there. Like, here's why you're mad at Lisa. Okay, stupid person. Now do exactly what we say to get back at her. So now Mary starts to cry and she's like, you know, when you question me, it just triggers because I lost someone over that. And you know, don't question what I'm saying. My mom was my friend and I thought that that was my best friend and I thought, whatever

I chose, she knew I was capable of handling the right choices and I lost my mom because I knew it was right I was right and I wasn't back down and she cut me off So basically what if you didn't really have the internet and have read about all of Mary's craziness It's like what the fuck are you talking about right? So they say what and she tells us well one my passed, and I married Robert Senior, my mom felt like she should be next in line because like, that was her mother, you know? And that was like her church. So when we felt that, like, that wasn't the wheel of God. Oh, okay. So your mom got mad because you stole what was rightfully hers in her mind. because you stole what was rightfully hers in her mind and you called it the wheel of God, which is just fucking offensive. And then now you get mad when people say they're going to Google

something that you said. Yeah. But this is a convenient trigger. This is a convenient trigger that if you question her, you can't question her because then she's triggered about being abandoned by her mom who abandoned her because she married her. The mom has mad at her daughter because the daughter married her stepfather, and by her stepfather, I mean the mom's stepfather, and then took all the family money. But regardless, I actually often support people's triggers, but this one, I don't think I can support someone saying,

questioning me as a trigger. That doesn't work for me. I'm sorry. Yeah. Um, so she just cut her off and Mary was like, you know what? My mom thought I deserve that. Not she deserves that. Not me.

She deserves it. Not me. And so Heather's like, well, you know, she's saying that she wanted the security and the lifestyle that Mary and Robert senior provides. And Mary goes, I mean, it's bizarre. It would have been bizarre, yes, if the daughter married the husband to go for the church, which more bizarre is that the granddaughter married the husband and took over the church. Yeah, it's, I mean, it's a gift that keeps on giving Mary's marriage life, you know, so Whitney's like you've taken a lot of shit from our friends and you've held strong and been forgiving and and

You know Mary senses that Lisa's she's basically senses that Lisa says oh, we're all good. We're all good But that they're probably not all good. Well Mary thinks they're fine. She's like, what are these girls talking about? She's just here to get her story across. And her story is when she told her mother that God told her she was the one, her mother didn't believe her.

So when Lisa didn't believe her, it was like someone telling her that she's not Jesus. Only on this show, can you get that fucking fight? So Whitney's like, well, did anybody side with your mom? She's like, one of my brothers did. And Heather's like, yeah, but look how strong you were. I mean, in the end, you came out on top. And you know, you've taken so much shit and you've been so forgiving. And then it goes back to the Lisa thing. And Mary's like, well, I mean, I guess we need so forgiving. And then it goes back to the Lisa thing and Mary's like, well, I mean, I guess we need some work. And Heather's like, I mean, why do you think that she's heard? And she's like, look, you know, it's just you have to say I'm good. So

Heather says, well, I think her friendship with you is contingent on how much you're on team Lisa. And that's how like this conversation is not going Heather and Whitney's way, so they just keep trying to force it. Yeah. And Heather says, Lisa looked at everything as a game. Everything's a strategy. Every move is calculated. And as long as she believes Mary is on Team Lisa, there won't be a problem. But if you cross her, Lisa will reveal herself. Give her time. Give her time. She's going to ask for sheep, okay? Because everything's a game. You think she's asking for wooden brick, but she wants sheep. And Mary says, I don't think she's like that. And Whitney says, yeah, but you just got your first taste of it. Mary. And Mary's like, but I move on. I don't live like that. They're like,

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So they are basically like a photo shoot. The whole Lisa's family. They're there and she again is going through this whole act that Jack is come up with all these plans and she's like, okay, what's the plan? I mean, that's the part, y'all. So Jack is like, uh, so like take photos and we'll stand there and you take photos and it's gonna be great. Oh my God, he's like, I'm professional right now. Oh look, and there's my friend Anji, a different Anji. I have, this is Doc Anji, she has Doc here. Hi, Doc Anji. Hi. Jock has been making business plans since he was,

what, three years old? I mean, he just loves business. Once I said, Jack, what do you want to do today? Do you want to play? And he put into his diaper and right then, I said, Jack, you want to make loads of money? Okay, we're doing good. Let's run a business plan. You can tell that Jack loves business because he's

wearing a black turtleneck and only small people are black turtlenecks. Wow, what a professional. This is his brand. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So they choose some pictures and poor Henry. They're like, Hey, Henry, any looks, and they just threw a football in his face and it drops to the ground. Like, could you warn Henry? It's a fucking photo shoot, okay? Isn't it bad enough that Jack's already getting all the credit for this shit?

Yeah, exactly. What about Henry's contributions? Hello. So Lisa is like, she's having a blast. That Jack is the creative director here. She's like, hey, fool me. Cause fool me is the photographer. Fool me. And I like, hey, fool me. Cause fool me is the photographer.

Fool me. Is it where? That I'm not having me bossing you around. That it's all Jack doing all the boxing and that I have no input whatsoever. Fool me. Fool me. It's not funny.

Funny. Fool me. So then guess who walks in. We don't know, because it's just a wolf head. Who would be wacky enough to wear an actual dead wolf on their head It's Gen Shaw Yeah, the fresh wolf is here So Gen Shaw walks in and she's like Auntie Jen is the one who brings the fun who else is gonna bring two wolf heads to a fresh wolf photo shoot?

Now, Ronnie, my feeling is this. You know, there's a lot of talk right now that Jen is part of like a wolf of Wall Street kind of scheme. Don't be so literal Jen. Okay, you gotta think about how this stuff looks. She's like, you know what? I'm not saying anything about Lisa Barlow, but what I am saying is Auntie Jen has a bit more spice.

Okay. So then the shoot is done so they can start gossiping now. So they sit down, everybody else goes away. Yeah, at this business thing that's all about Jack. So they sit down and Lisa's like, so what are you up to? She's like, oh my god, I'm up to so much stuff with work, just random things with work.

And you know what, I love your boys. I'm so proud of your boys. You're turning her into a Ramona singer, by the way, just want you to know. Oh no. Oh no. I totally support that. I totally support that.

Well, Andrea, I'm just over here waving my finger a lot like Jen does. Thanks, John. Are you okay, though? Like you and Heather have the most dysfunctional relationship. I mean, like it's this like job, love, job, love, job, love, relationship. You want me to do it some more? Job, love, job, love.

I mean, I know it's only the second season, but this is a community theater housewives are here, okay? You had Whitney and Heather doing it to Lisa, and now you have Lisa, who's not even waiting for a real moment in the conversation to switch. She's like, how are you, Jen? By the way, you and Heather have the most dysfunctional relationship.

I know. I- It for Lisa to say something like, you know, when we want to combine, I don't know why. Like, I've almost coming for a minute, I'm like, you didn't even to fun, ma. You didn't even want to join my team when we raised on the hall. So I thought that's where this was leading, but I should have known that Lisa is crafter than that. She doesn't even have to say that. She's just gonna get her revenge in the way that she knows best,

which is to bring up the viral video of Jen Shah's dressmaker yelling at her. Oh no, her yelling at the dressmaker. Oh I'm sorry, the other way around. Are we even gonna talk about, and then there's a big long pause because Jen is so pissed off that she just brought this up on camera, right? Jen's like, we didn't mean that.

I just came with a wolf on my head. So Lisa's like, bleep was an employee for Jen. And I know that she cared for him a lot. And she trusted him to make her a dress for a very important event. And he didn't deliver on time. And then Whitney, so then we cut to Whitney saying, but apparently according to Jen's former employee,

by the way, Whitney does not know how to say employee, she just goes, employee, it was Jen and I didn't follow through and get the details, sorry, from the top. Apparently according to Jen's former employee, it was Jen that didn't follow through and get him the dress details in time. And the audio was leaked and it was definitely not flattering to John. However, Jen's ex employee said that, wait, is it supposed to be employee?

He or just the Emph start again. Take it back from the top Think of the word like it's a bridge that you're crossing employee Okay, from the top other me Okay, I'm just gonna take over everyone and you talk heard about it I remember the day I heard it because I was eating a pizza roll. I was like, this pizza roll is gonna get me ready for caviar someday.

So then Mary goes, what did I think about it? I mean, gender's got busted. I don't really remember a lot of lines from the tax. The money for you didn't stink out to me. You know, like, how many people do you need to make one fucking dress? Will you shut the fuck up? You fucking fucker? Fuck it, you fuck face, fuck fuck? You're just a low life employee.

Don't have a fucking attitude with me Did your parents teach you how to lie? This is our this is our version of them telling their version of how to make you know and down So the agenda shrugs and she's like how do I deal with this right now? This is bitch who just brought this on camera. So she's like, okay, what else do I do? I fake cry because I'm Gen Chah and that's what I do. So she strikes and she's look I trusted him to make my dress and yeah, I trusted him because he was a fucking Hawaiian and that's my fucking problem Okay, you know what you don't just trust every Hawaiian just because it says a Wyatt on it

You know what I try to win roll one time. I'm like what is this a fucking fucking sugar lake? I don't want this! And then Jen gives us her sob story. Everyone knows I'm real deep, and I have my Shah squad, and I have a lot of people around me, and I hired this person because he was from Hawaii, shame on me. I didn't do all the normal dealings I normally do, because he was from Hawaii! And you know what I'd say, when you're from Hawaii,

you're from the wording, and I should have known better. But I'm not a real man. I didn't do all the normal dealings, dealings I normally do because he is from Hawaii. And you know what they say. When you're from Hawaii, you're from the wording and I should have known better. But you know, he took my kindness and he repaid me by making me look like I mistreated him, which is not the case at all. Oh well, that serves me for trusting the fine state of Hawaii. She's so foolish. First of all, he took your kindness of giving you a free dress that he made. No, no, ma'am, that is not your kindness. Okay.

That's his kindness. And then he made it look like I mistreated him. Did he edit the video? That video was all you lady. That was all you. She and don't try to like make this seem like, oh, you were just looking out for a Hawaiian and that like it was your your trust and love that was that was ripped from you and thrown back in your face. No, you were braiding this guy. Yes. So now she's screaming in the

allang and pretending to cry. She's like, Oh, the shaming is putting out there. It's a fucking setup. It's a setup. This is what you get for trusting a Hawaiian with your social media. Am I right? It's like, uh, Jen, that's the wrong fight. And Lisa's like, oh, listen, we don't have to talk about it if you don't want. It's like, but you're running off the wire.

Why didn't you bring it up? Why would you do that? It's like, OK, so this is that. You know, this is why, okay, come down because I'm not done with this yet. Okay, here's the thing. I see that designer, bleep. I see him getting gifts from Whitney on social media.

And it bothers me that people who are in our front group are sending him gaffes. And then Lisa says, so recently Whitney had gifted John's designer, Iris and Bo Gifts. And it's weird. Because like, John and I have issues. So like the last thing that I'm going to do is give him a bottle of vanilla killer. I'm a live person.

And I would want to know if someone did that to me, I would never give him the vanilla killer. So she's mad. She's trying to get Jen mad that Whitney gave a freebie to a celebrity on Twitter, which is what they literally all do all the time. And also, by the way, it's like you are pretending that you want to like have a fresh sleep with Whitney. And then at the same time, you were totally throwing her under the bus with Jen going out of your way unnecessarily because it's it's because but see then on the other hand it's because Whitney's doing the same

thing to her and then Whitney showed up at skiing and tried to do the whole thing you know go against Lisa again at the skiing so Lisa's like yeah okay here we go die Whitney so now Jen's still screaming and she's like Lisa I wouldn't need so much therapy if I gave a fuck every single time people did something to fuck me over. Okay. Yeah, she's like, Emily's gonna say, well, it was bothering me when I saw other people signing him gifts because I would never do that. People do need accountability and this is what I want to talk to you about everything.

I feel like somebody should be defending you more. Should that be me? Should it be me? Should I be out to you about everything. I feel like somebody should be defending you more. Should that be me? Should it be me, should I be able to find out? Yeah, I mean, thank you because like, it went out of this, like I would be in the same place I was. She's screaming, yelling and fake crying, pretending that she's gone through some, like, spiritual moment where she's been a good person.

I mean, this should tell areas. When was that? When were you this changed person? It's literally been like good person. I mean, this is hilarious. When was that? When were you this changed person? It's literally been like two weeks since the reunion was filmed in housewives time. So, Jen's like, thank you, because I can no one is defending me, okay? Yeah, I didn't like Lisa Breaks and Dale and Jen is just like, you we're supposed to be a group of friends, and if you're our friends, be a fucking friend, if not, get the fuck out. I'm sorry that I put my face in a Hawaiian.

Well, Jen kind of pokes her on accident because she's got her big long claws on, and she pokes her, and then she drops the fake tears and goes, oh my god, I'm so sorry, you okay? And she's like, oh yeah, we just got in parallel to Ben. And so she's like, okay, well thank you Lisa And then she just continues fake crying. It's the craziest shit ever. What is this? We'll just edit that out and post

so so Whitney is Not she's rollerblading and she's Fern baby Fern and she and her brother will are rollerblading in And she's. Burn, baby, burn. And she and her brother will are rollerblading in t-shirts that say Blader's Club. And Whitney explains that Blader's Club was established in 1995 by myself and my brother will.

But it's turned into this inside joke. And anytime we want to hang out, we say, hey, Blader's Club today. And then we're like, hey, yeah. And then we do Blader's Club. So that's how Blader's Club works. So yeah. She's such a weirdo. So they sit down on a bench after doing some rollerblading. And she's like, I remember that being easier as a kid. And he's like, well, other than Blader's Club, how are you doing? Check. Great. How are you doing? Will.

And how is that doing? And he's like, oh, I talked to dad all the time. Yeah, like we go disc golfing. I got him some gloves, which is a very exciting thing in his life right now. Would you breakfast? We have breakfast with the gloves on. Sometimes the gloves off.

Sometimes we'll play disc golf in the breakfast place. We have a lot of overlap with our activities, to be honest. One time we golfed with a pancake, it was hilarious. You know, if you leave those pancakes out overnight, you can really work well on Frisbee golf. Wait, but how frequently he's like, hope, like weekly probably. Wow, that is frequently. He doesn't even watch his wig that

Frequently he's like yeah, we do everything together now pretty much you know Actually, he was writing a bike and so I say can I have a ride to Whitney's house? He said no, I hate that bitch. I said come on dad give me ride So I just sat on this handlebars and he drove me all here. He's actually waiting I had dumpster over there, so hold on a second. I mean I called from dad Yeah. Yeah. I'm on the I'm hanging out with dumb dumb. Yeah. You want to go rollerblading? Cool. All right. Okay. Whitney, wrap this up. I'm a bladers club dad. So it's actually pretty sad because Whitney hasn't talked to her dad in six months and that like, you know, she was the only one who was there for him

when he was really struggling and she got him into rehab and she got him better and everything. And then she facilitated this reconciliation between her dad and Will and now, and Shay, with the other sibling. And now the dad's not talking to her anymore, which is kind of like, fuck you, dad. Yeah. It is like a dagger.

Ow! That was just pantomime. Don't worry about me. Yeah. It is like a dacker. Ow! That was just pantomime. Don't worry about me. She's doing all this pantomime, like when she said. And then when we are feeling bad and we call each other, hold on. Let me make my two fingers into a phone. We call each other.

So she's crying and she's like, you know, then she went. Sneezes, which is kind of funny because like what needs sneezes like you'd imagine when he was sneezed. Too bad weather. And she's like, yeah, well, here is what happened. He came over and we decided to go out to dinner and he said, I will stay with the kids so we were like making this with my fingers just so you guys can get it.

Okay, so I ordered the kids dinner and then I got a call, finger thumb, hello, food delivery and the food delivery guy said some guy is yelling at me at your house and what could, what happened is- Oh, so can we just, okay, so here's what basically happened, okay, because this goes on to another two paragraphs the way she told it. The dad baby sat, the order never came. So the dad chased the door dash guy on his motorcycle

and started screaming at him on the side of the road. Yeah, and the kids were like crying and everything. So basically it's like what happened with Mia and her mom, which is crazy that we have two of these stories on within like, you know, 10 days. And so Whitney and Justin basically went back, they had to talk to the dad. But like when they were talking to the dad,

they could tell like something was vacant in his eyes and he was like upset and angry and mean. And like, basically she doesn't think that her dad was sober and he was really trying and angry and mean. And like, basically, she doesn't think that her dad was sober and he was really trying hard to hide it. Yeah. And she's like, you know, I thought it would be different, but I finally stood up to him and told him to leave. And wills like, you know, look,

just because their blood doesn't mean their family. So cut that shit off, you know? I'm not hanging out with my dad. I'm hanging out with my best fucking friend. Yeah, yeah, you know what? Like you don't have to, you don't have to hang out with them, right? You just cut him off. Just the way I'm sorry to announce you're out of Blader's Club. What? Sorry, new rules. Here he comes. The dance just you just see a wig on roller blades coming down the hill. Is that here,

bloody? Is that Diane Warren? Is she part of our club? No, that's dad. I taught him how to roller blade. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. So then we go over to a very fancy restaurant, the IV.

There's that we call that one fanfare Utah fanfare. So there is a sitting there with my daughter, Clawy. Who Chloe looks like she has just been left in an oven too long. I don't know what Chloe is doing. I think Chloe is trying to make a splash in the same way that Brooks made a splash last season. And somehow she wound up going to like the Butterball Factory instead. I don't know. She definitely looked like she was ready for like some like potatoes and cranberries next door to her. So she, um, sure if it's like a spray-tam thing or if they, She definitely looked like she was ready for like some like potatoes and cranberries next order.

So she sure if it's like a spray tan thing or if they it just looks so crazy seeing someone who's actually had that much sun in Utah, but then you see the people in Utah and they all get plenty of sun because they're doing outside sports all the time. So I don't know. I just don't know. While we just come in and Meredith is just making some sort of small talk with Chloe, we don't know the context, but all we hear is, we just won't have to see it, won't happen. I mean, the location and everything else. I'm only wondering what it is.

So then Chloe sees Heather and Ashley coming in and she is, oh, you guys are twitting and why look at you. Well, you know what, in Park City, it was over 50. And so I thought it was going to be hard down here, but it's not hard. I'm sorry. I'm working on small talk. It's a new concept to me. So the waiter comes over and they order and Heather just hears falafel waffle. She's like, yes, that falafel waffle.

Love it. It rhymes. I love it. She's like, what now? What is it? He's like, it's a waffle that's pressed down into a waffle. And at first Ronnie, I was like, so they take a waffle and they press a falafel into it.

I was like, that sounds disgusting. And then I realized it's just a falafel that's made in a waffle iron, right? Yes. Now, not so much different. I've been practicing with pizza rolls. Have they prepared me in any way for what I'm about to experience with a falafel waffle? Can you actually turn the falafel waffle into a pizza wrap in some kind of way? That'd be great. I would have a falafel waffle waffle raffle, but raffle looks good on paper and it doesn't really

work if you say it out loud, you know what? You know what? Just bring the waffle, just bring the waffle. You know, I once had a falafel waffle and it was awful and I was like, what is this awful, falafel waffle? Turns out it was legal, so it wasn't even lawful. Yeah, that would have been more hilarious if it was really 60 degrees like it's online. And then Heather, and then they're still ordering and Heather, they're ordering some shared things and Heather goes, yeah, I'm going to throw a catfish beauty onto the share pile, if I can.

I mean, I don't think that's a catfish BLT onto the share pile, if I can. I don't think that's a shareable thing, but you just want a catfish BLT girl. So Meredith is like, well, I wanna hear about your process in gosh, when you're about going to school. And that's just like, I'm going to Santa Barbara. Hopefully I can wear like crop tops

and tennis skirts there because that's working for this restaurant, right? Yeah. The waffle waffle. They love it here. They love it. And Chloe is like, I'm a falter. Yeah.

One thing I like about going to a school that not a lot of kids in my high school went to is that it's like your reputation doesn't follow you. I mean, like, no one knew who I was. It was amazing. Chloe, don't act like you had a reputation in high school. No one knew who you were in high school either The way their past is by is like he little He little

Criminal I heard about you. I heard about you in Boulder See so are you in the great life at all? And others like I mean, yes, full off a waffle. Am I right? laugh at all. And others like, I mean, yes, full off a waffle on my right. Merth goes, oh, we need to hear about the good time, and girl, mom, I'm trying to hide my reputation. Not you, Chloe, Heather. Oh, but that's the thing. I wasn't a good time girl, but I did go as a travel companion to concune with a little person. So, I'm worth it. Meredith goes, and she just starts laughing. She goes, what are you talking about?

You created authentic laughter from me. I don't know. It's like when my son trained me giving me a smoothing last time I am I have the M. I'm and she's like well, you know travel is really different apparently you know you're a little person you don't think about it, but like they need assistance like you can't check in at a hotel, you know, elevator buttons, things like that. If if Lisa was with him, it would help because her special power is elevator buttons. Whitney, you know, the scene you're not even part of this right now.

Hope I think her Ed thumb phone. Okay, call me back later. Click. Closing pinky. So. Well, listen, I'm kind of real fancy Cleanies up and then I was hoping the family could come but you know Seth is you know talked about my boobs so much and he's just gone back to Mississippi or wherever the fuck he's pretending to live now Brooks can't come and you know look at quality Chloe's barely sitting here right fucking now. Hey Chloe

Are you with us? I'm just thinking how Ashley's white tennis skirt doesn't really match her off-white top. But whatever. Hold on, I gotta call Brooks. Hey, Brooks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's wearing like white on white, but like one of the whites is not quite white. And it's like girl, they're not both the same white as God's thing. God, she's the same.. Disgusting. Gosh, it's disgusting. I hope she goes to Santa Barbara and no one ever sees her again.

Am I right? Gross. She probably is solid food, right? She is. She is solid food. The most solid food you can even imagine. She took the falafel waffle and froze it to make it more solid.

Ew, disgusting. So Heather's like, you have an empty house in fail. That's what you're telling me. Am I invited to fail? Is that what you're telling me? Okay. Oh my god. Who else you want to invite? And she's like, my God, thank you so much.

Suspax. Which is a funny phrase to use knowing that Jen Shaw is going to get arrested on the way to this trip. So what about Jen? Well I am very apprehended. I'm sorry, apprehensive really with any relationship at any level, after what has transpired, but maybe I'm not thinking clearly in this frigid, not 50 degree weather. You know, and Chan apologize and she's moving forward. I'm all, I'm all, I am in her over a year.

So it's kind of string of four to five times as long to repent. It's not a breakup. You break up with someone. What is the formula when you break up with someone? Is it, you're allowed to mourn them like two times so you're in a mountain, you're with them or like half the time, you're, damn, I forgot the formula.

I have no idea. All I know is that according to Meredith formula, it's gonna take her 15 years to get out of her agenda. Like girl, I don't know if we have that many seasons in us. So, so then it's like, she's like, well, what happens if we go and everyone has a great time? Oh, spectacular. How did that sound like Joy?

I've heard there's an emotion called joy in them. So I'll try to kind of wrap my head around it. Should I try it again? That spectacular. It's sweating off. I just don't go all right call me That's enough of me. I'm crazy to invite Jan why don't you know it? How there's like yes, you are crazy, but that's what makes me love you

And also that you brought me to a falafel waffle place So Lisa pulls up to her freshwaft event and the kids arrive like all bad ass like I think they're waiting for everything to be in slow motion for them because they literally are moving in slow motion but just on their own. They're like look we have sunglasses on. They have like a rainbow mirrored sunglasses like giant visor sunglasses and they were in black They look like they are like they do electronics in Finland, you know and so they're like Oh, and then we see other Angie other Angie is there and then

Some then two people linger and the camera lingers on I'm sorry enter and the camera lingers on them It's Cameron and I believe India so and the camera lingers on them. It's Cameron and I believe India. So Lisa's like, Hi, last time I saw you, you were getting engaged. Hi, come, hi, come. How are you? How are you?

Hi, how are you? So then Meredith comes in with Clubbibrocks. And Lisa's like, you know what, when I was Jack and Harry, like who they wanted to come, they totally put together the guys that and you guys were there. So congrats. They put you on the same level as corn syrup and meat preserve it up. You really want something.

Okay, kids, go over there. We made that special request for you that people don't wear a mismatched white. Okay, go in. So over at Heather's house, Jim is, Jen is, you know, coming in like a giant pink and white brown fudge. It's like we are going to have the fun of seeing. We're going to do like bachelor party choice so that Heather can baby get thin. Yeah, and so she comes in and she's like, Hey, Heather, so what's up with the dating life? And Heather's like, nothing, I've had a few guys slide at my DM, but really like nothing. You know, not even like a pizza roll. Oh, well, what about that fisherman you were talking to with something like that, some of the fishermen, which by the way, why do we not have more context about the fisherman? Was it one of the

guys from the ice fishing day? Was it that? Oh, probably. Yeah. Cause she was like, right. Right. And how there's like, yeah, my goal is really to just like put it all out there. It's why I'm wearing cutouts on my shoulders. So go ahead, relax. And then Jen starts pulling out all these crazy things, like pin the pistol on the cowboy. Or candy G-string.

Or edible body pants. I don't know. It's all like bachelor party shit. So Jen wants to educate Heather in the area of sex toys, because she's been pioneering blazing her own trail. But guess what? Not all pioneers know about sex toys, which is a phrase that I think really can only come out

of this show. I think I've ever heard those words strong together in that exact syntax before. Now, this is such a try hard. This is such a genocide. It's like the trying guest hardest of all sea guests. So then Heather moves it on. She moves on. So she's like, so how would you feel about three to four nights and bail? Because I'm a

co-host, okay? But Meredith has this huge house there. And Jen is like, I need a girl's trip, you know? And and you know, I think it's weird that Heather's inviting me because Meredith is hosting this. And I thought we were good, but you know what, whatever, get me in the goddamn house with Meredith, so I can find out what's going on. Get me in that man. Get me there. Get me in the big house, guys. Just put me in the big house. Put us in their room, lock it and throw away the key. I am ready to get to the bottom of this. So Heather said that Lisa's coming to the party.

And Jen is like, she's like, no, Lisa brought up a touchy topic for me. Like, she brought up the whole thing with the designer. And she asked, are you okay with the fact that Whitney sent product to him? She was like, oh, I didn't know that Whitney did that, but listen, like, I don't think she just sends product freely. I think that people purchase that. I mean, but anyway, what was the point in Lisa telling you that? Are you supposed to like be mad at Whitney or is she saying like, she has your back and Whitney doesn't because I find it highly soft

that she pointed out that Whitney is a shitty friend. Like that's literally what you're doing. You're starting this whole thing. Oh my God, these two going back and forth. This Lisa versus Heather and it's hilarious how obviously both are. Yeah, so Heather is like, and I just got off the phone with Whitney and flashback.

Whitney is like, Lisa just invited me to a small get together for the boys and various employees, just me and Meredith. So I try to thank you for thinking of us, but I woke up today not feeling well at all. And Heather's like, well, I didn't get invited, although why would Heather think that she'd be invited when she and Lisa like truly ate each other, you know? Yeah, she was like, how'd you go in the inner circle? Yeah, there has to be a reason for it. Am I right?

And so Heather's like, yeah, I mean, she said that Lisa invited her to a freshwater private event. Why would she make that move without you? What's that move about? She's like, yeah, what is that move about? Yeah, because if you're so concerned about what need doing something to hurt me, why are you inviting her to your son's fresh wolf? So now, you know, now they're both very curious about who got invited to the fresh wolf event, right?

So Heather basically is like, you know, she collects what she thinks is mud and slings it in the face of a friend. And she dismantles relationships to undermine affection and loyalty. It's like an elementary school when you say, hey, Sally, you don't want to play with her. She said, you were ugly. You want to play with me.

To which I say poor Sally. Wow. She really got, Sally really was in a abusive situation with the friends there. Oh my God, are you kidding me? Are you saying that this is this isn't been it's for fucking foster care because my aunt adopted two kids from foster care and she's not inviting me. That is super hurtful. Yeah, she is getting Jen is really upset because she clearly wants to make this her cause for the season and Lisa has has stolen it. So now we're back at the

Fresh Wolf party and Henry is or Jack is making a speech or maybe Henry's making a speech and Jack is making a speech about like Foster kids like we grew up with a foster kid the foster we have a foster kid in our house. All this foster kid I know my dad the dad like, please stop reminding me about my childhood wounds. So, uh, let us bring, let us take foster kids out of shadows and bring light to it, which is why I present Flashlights for foster kids, my new charity. And he's like, oh my God, watching him grow up and to see how great his heart is, especially considering that he's been on

trans stats since he was like two weeks old. I mean, it's amazing. So other Angie is like, hey Lisa, here's my line. Are you recovered from seeing Jen? Okay, thanks. Great party, bye. Do you help your composer and you are such a good person, Lisa, bye. Right. Can you believe what's happening with the caterers? Okay, bye. Oh, I'm happy, man. Well, you know, Jen can't run my father shot

and I have sat her because I brought up bleep. But I feel better now. So, yeah, she's like, I told you up side her and Meredith says, she has no problem talking about everyone else's personal business. So I don't know why she's being upset when someone talks about hers. Everybody talks about everybody. So it's not like she's being singled out, even though I did get mad when people talked about my

Bruxy, but yeah, the point remains. It is very cold up here. Yeah, my man. And anything about me, really. But I just wanted to be a friend of her. That's why I told her. And then so Cameron here comes Cameron to do his dirty work. So he comes over and he's like, Oh, I'm so sorry to interrupt this on camera discussion. Lisa, I just wanted to say you are the best person in the world and don't let anyone tell you different.

Wow. I wish I could cater to your every whim. Don't let anyone say anything bad about you. Oh wow, what a coincidence. Meredith, Cameron is one of my very, very, very, very good friends. Actually, he's our connection to Mary. Yeah, Meredith and Mary are extremely close and have very good friends. So surely, Cameron, you won't say anything that would drive a wedge between them because I would never want Mary to lose an ally after she yelled at me. Whoops, I have to go walk over here and stand on the other side of this row of candles

so I look like Satan while you guys hatched my plan for me. Thank you, bye. So it's just Cameron standing with Meredith now. So she's like, wait a second, wait a second. I hold on. Let me pull up my script now. Okay, I have to ask this, this, and this. Got it. Okay, here we go. Ready to do this.

How into me? Haring. Actually, I don't know a home. I can't really reign this. It's Mary. I'm sorry. I had Henry riding that. It was Henry about that. So Cameron's like, well, I used to attend her church.

And thankfully, I'm now out of that situation. No longer attending that church dot dot dot Wow, I'm so yep still out of that situation All right, yeah, thankfully that church Wow, I'm gone from the church. Oh, you know what, you're just repeating yourself because it's my turn, right? All right. Sorry, hold on, hold on, hold on. Ah, all right, what happened?

People at that church are God-fearing people. They are beautiful people, but Mary, her husband, that they've done some things that have been very harmful, harmful. And then it has that shot of Lisa standing behind the candle. So it's just like the flames of hell looking at Lisa's face. I just hope that there will be healing for everyone. Oh my God, I don't like healing this. No, no, I said healing. Here's his hearing. Hearing this, I don't like hearing this.

God, I love marrying. I really love her. Well, I did too. At one point, exterior close up, I'm sorry. Extra close at one point. Just be careful. Mom, um, we just want to let you know that the white of the script doesn't match the weight of your shirt. So you should probably put it away. Thanks. Oh my god. Are you that loose girl I heard about?

Damn it. I don't want to come back and visit this place anymore, mom. want to come back and visit this place anymore, mom. All right, Cameron found out about my reputation. I'll never be able to go back to Boulder. Cameron knows Chloe's reputation. This is something has a very vivid backstory that we. So Cameron base. So Cameron's like, he's just trying to, he's doing that thing where he wants to talk so much shit, but he wants to also pretend like he's a good person. So he's gonna leave bread crumbs and Meredith is, Meredith is also trying to sound like a good person,

not a gossip, but she's acting bewildered. Like she doesn't wanna pick up all the bread crumbs. So. And he's such a wuss. He won't say anything. He's like, well, I get why you like to her church because it was your first time but stick around and find out just I it changes. I mean I guess you would know you want there for a time long and he's like yes Yes, seven years, but the truth was revealed the truth came out and I couldn't I knew I couldn't stay with that truth

because the truth is something else Entirely wait what wasn't was that you messing up on lioners that really written this badly I'm really don't even understand this family Just keep going just keep calling don't make shotgun invite you So what was it and what was the truth? That's one secret. I'll never tell XO XO gossip Cameron. Huh. Oh, I think I went up script there. Sorry. Stay with the lines. We wrote That is Mary story to tell You can have to throw somebody under the bus

for a few cans of baby, a few jars of baby food, dude. Fire Cameron, he's a terrible housewife. Get him out. So Meredith then just starts pacing to show that she's in a moral quandary. Like, this is like very awkward pacing. And then a charity woman starts talking and she says,

you know, teenagers sometimes don't know this because it's that stage of life. And then Lisa just like walks away from whatever this woman is about to say, that sounds important. She was like, you know the thing about teenagers, it's really important to say this one thing to a teenager to make sure they stay in the right path. Hold on, I gotta go, bye.

Yeah, cause Meredith comes and gets her. And I'm like, are you okay? Just, I don't know. That was a, oh, come. It's very freaked out. Kind of shingun. Really scared. Terrified.

I'm terrified. Shingun and freaked out. Oh my God, are you gonna cry? I'm very upset. That was a bizarre bizarre conversation. This is coming from someone who's married to Seth. That was very bizarre and I was gonna wear my diamond neck mask that covers my entire face. I'll tell you what's bizarre. Chloe came home talking about a falafel waffle. What did you do to her mother? She still hasn't pooped mother. You know she can't eat carbs.

She tried to waffle my hand. Mother. Um, so she's like, you can't waffle a smoothie, stupid bitch. She almost actually got electrocuted. It was kind of funny. She made a waffle smoothie, she made a falafel smoothie and a smoothie waffle at the disaster. Oh, it was really funny because I said, you want to play waffle ball? She almost burned her hands off.

She still can't catch, by the way. She thought pickle ball was a game you play with the full off it was doesn't even make sense on so many different levels. Well, he said he was a member of her charge and he used to me really close with Mary. And then he's throwing these little nuggets. What's he throwing? Nuggett? Did you catch him in your mouth? As far as I know, he's throwing these little nuggets. What's he throwing nuggets? Did you catch him in your mouth? As far as I know, he's a preacher of Mary's church and he's really got it catching nuggets in his mouth. Hey, was it 10 piece nuggets or was it family size? And did you get any sauce on the side? Because that's what can't see awesome.

I think nuggets now. But I know this much about him. He goes to church and he does not spec bad. The papal. Emeritus was like, well, it's my, you know, he was cramped. That, you know, I mean, you think the worst is human nature of people. Don't tell you they just hand over. They like what's what's what's it?

Where's that home cooked meals? Is it worse than that? When you say to someone, when you say to someone I love her, she's my good friend and I had nothing in my positive experiences and they answer, be careful, be careful. I mean that's kind of a scary response. I almost want to disengage with it entirely, but I don't know did he explain any of this to you Lisa or are you naive and in the dark and have no idea what is going on? On.

No, and I want to make sure that I get to sun camera. That is the reason that Mary's not here, because I like to keep them separate, because I believe that he's experienced real trauma, because he's my friend. And there are some personal things he told me about bottom line. I don't want to speculate and dive into this. Especially then I that's why you're here to dive for me. Where's Whitney? She was supposed to show up here in a wetzout. And that's where it ended. And next week we have the well there's a variety of things that are happening next week, but chiefly that I'm a, Jen is gonna get arrested.

And then it's the week after that that Andy has been teasing is one of the best real housewives episodes of all time. So, it's an exciting journey that we're on. I can't wait, I can't wait. It's gonna be some fun tall limes in the meantime tonight. And this thing, by the way, I just want to say that this thing was so messy tonight. I feel like we're not even addressing how messy it was, but also like, you got to get props to Lisa Barlow that she has so many minions

that are willing to like pop up on camera and like take a bullet for her. That's impressive. She literally stages scenes like a show. Like she has people everywhere to come on and say lines. Like, can we really be mad at that? Like we have not seen this level of manipulations in Lisa Vanderpump, but poor Lisa Barlow, she just sort of doesn't get the credit

as being this master puppeteer or whatever you would call it. But you know, like, I think this is just so obvious. It is so plain. I mean, Vanderpump, you're like, did she, didn't she? You know, everyone said she did, but as far as actual proof that we ever got,

it's like, didn't she really do it? Or didn't she? Like, she was, you know, that's like Beverly Hills level. But then on Salt Lake City, it's like, just Lisa, literally casting people. Say, are the best person I have ever seen in my life. It's so good.

Look at me. I just happen to be really close friends with someone who left Mary's church. It's crazy. I wonder if you will be at the party tonight. It's amazing. I on an episode, a party that's being thrown on a show, she's gonna not have one of the cast mates. She's gonna have this random person instead, because if she has to choose between the two,

she's gonna choose the person who's not on the show to come to the party. Mm, straight. But it's weird that she would have invited Whitney to this. That's the piece of the puzzle. I know I really understand, because Whitney would be onto this in two seconds, right?

She'd be like, well, obviously, I mean, Whitney has been trying to tell Mary the whole episode that Lisa's not your friend She's coming for you the Samat so of course she would be like Calling Lisa out on it immediately, right? Or do you think that she had Whitney there so that Whitney could say no? I was there. It was natural. He came right up and said da da da I was there. It was natural. He came right up and said, da da da. I think that she invited both of Mary's close allies. And I think this is, I think this is Lisa getting her revenge on Mary because when Mary snapped, at Lisa, she did not like that. And now she's like, okay, I'm going to start pulling away her allies and then she'll be alone and she'll only have me. Yeah. Oh my God. I mean, it's pretty, it's pretty amazing. Even if it is done in a very clunky way. So funny. All right, everybody. Well,

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