Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Don't Drink the Caterade

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

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Yeah. And today we're talking about some shady catered wager scheduling. Which you know that's just right up my alley. I know you were so excited for a cater scandal on on on real house as a Salt Lake city. But before we dive into it though, I want to give a shout out, okay, I want to give a shout out to our friend Anna David, who has actually been a guest on this podcast, but I go way back with Anna many, many years.

And she is re-releasing a novel she wrote called Party Girl. It came out like in 2007. And the reason why I'm giving it a special shout out is because when it came out, it was like a bumble's released by the company or whatever. Basically, it all got bungled and lost. It was accidentally labeled as science fiction. and it's definitely not a science fiction

novel. It's like the story of her becoming sober essentially, but in novel form, which I don't think any robots were involved with. But I've actually read this book. I read it back when it came out years ago and I loved it. And so, you know, they're re-releasing it because it had such a fucked up release in 2007. And so it's like 99 cents on Amazon. I just wanted, she didn't even ask me to do this,

but I just decided I wanted to give her a shout out. And it's a really fun good book. And apparently there's a whole genre of literature called Quit Lit. And apparently this book was actually like kicked off Quit Lit, which is basically, I think it's literature that pertains to quitting like drinking or something like that. I don't know, I don't know, but it's a good book regardless and I still drink, so I did not quit necessarily, but just go check it out party girl

by Anna David on Amazon. Okay, congrats Anna. Yeah, that's a good day to talk about Staining because here we are real house was not like city Well, I'm talk about quit late. I cannot Understand why it's so hard for me to quaint gin. So we're back on the ice I didn't realize it would be back on the ice. So we're back on the ice. I didn't realize it would be back on the ice, but we're back on the ice for ice fishing. And Lisa is still chasing after Meredith. And she's like, there, Meredith, stop for one second.

I'm begging you to stop. Back, you have to go back there. You have to go back, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know anything. I don't know how diagonal I have to tilt my head to show you that I ain't wearing it marks, don't have to do anything. But they want you to do that, I want you to do that because you can say everything you found.

I said it already, no, but Mary, she lies and she denies. I'm sick of listening. I'm telling her, I'm a liar. And then she starts shaking her head back and forth. And then she throws her arms open wide and kind of like a little dance backwards. Like. I was really sad she did not go for another third word. She didn't go for a third word in that list.

That didn't rhyme. She lies. And she denies. And she deflects. Oh didn't rhyme she lies and she denies and she deflects Oh, no, you almost got lies denies supplies surprise Anyways rise yeah, I mean the way she throws she the shaker has throws back her She's like she's ending don't reign on my parade like Air Miltzer, I stand in your mouth. Oh, I'm gonna own. Morgan did, I will not put up with a town that appears once every 12 years.

That is not a sustainable home for me or my family. And quite frankly, we never had a conversation about the frequency with which this town should arrive. Well, I don't think she understands a magnitude of having a suffax box. had a conversation about the frequency with which this town should arrive. I'm at will make a life easier for one thing she says it's for me to be your piece But I'm peeing so about the jam Shhhhh So I just want to by the way put out that I'm perfectly aware that don't read on my parade is not from Brigaduin

I just felt like staying in a musical theater space when I made that Brigaduin reference cuz I know You know what you just don't you still will not watch funny girl and so instead you're gonna just make everything break it Okay, that's what there was never a conversation Where I said I would watch it or that you said you want to me to watch it so I don't feel like I'm under I will not put up with The lies or the surprise or the theater or the theater. Being sickling when you just then the funny girl would throw it in the still-magnondly-os pile, sitting right on top of a Vinghitchass copy

of the Conor Purple. Multiple films you won't watch to prove your friendship to me. I'm sick of the projecting, deflecting, and lying about this topic on Truth is, that until there's a conversation about Steel Magnolia's or Beaches, which the latter, which I can't go to, because I'm so pale, I blend in with this ice all around me, that we really can't have any movement forward with any musical or film. So then Whitney and Heather are still trying to explain to Jen that she's a complete asshole.

And Whitney's saying, you need to own the fact that, okay, Twitter is my face. So Twitter is my responsibility. And Jen's just yelling and screaming. She's like, first of all, what? But you need to say, okay, this is my Twitter, and I will handle it because it is my handle. And they're tweeting about your son. She's like, it's not even about tweeting.

She's saying to somebody, she's saying to somebody like to do, saying it about tweeting. I'm not saying this anymore. I'm not doing this anymore. I don't even like birds. So Lisa's like, Maradith, I love you very much and I don't want you hurting anymore. And I understand why you're upset. Jack, when he was three, someone said he had a big head and a convenience store.

And it wasn't Marad because it was a 7-11 so we know she wasn't there. And I'm still upset. And I would understand why you're upset. I would upset too and guess what Brooks has a perfectly normal size hat So he doesn't even have the humo a hush and so go back to Your son have small head privilege, so you know what kind of classings So then back with Heather Heather is like oh, I don't know it I just want I just want to say that my note was, Meredith gives Meredith face, which is basically her... Yeah. I'm like a shaking confused face.

Super diagonal. Heather's like, if it's just a stupid retweet and they think it's supporting you and not hurting anyone, then just say, and you think that, then just say that. It's like, but it's not a retweet. She's saying somebody likes something. Just well, likes her. You need to set her on Sarah? I'll never do it again. That's what you need from her, right? Well, before she can apologize, she has to acknowledge that she did something wrong and it's not lying. I'm out of it because I'm sick of the lying and denying.

And Google Documents, I'm sick of it. I know, I'm at home cheering. Pizza pie. Come on, you can do this. Come on, you got the rhyme. Any word, any word, flying. You're sick of flying. You can bring back your storyline with Seth.

You're sick of flying. Well, you need your storyline with Seth. You're sick of flying. Well, you need her to say I'm sorry. Just like, I need the Slurpy machine cleaner to say sorry to Jack. You know what? I'm never gonna get that. I'm never gonna get that. And I just have to accept that.

So then back with Whitney. Whitney's like, it comes across as you are going after Brilux. But don't say that we need. I'm not going up a rocks i would never put that out there that's safe up right now god damn it let me gen seriously

shut the fuck uh flate yeah like you're blatantly cornered gen gen look at me look at me i can't see you all i see a snow

no look for the eyelashes that's actually my face not Look, I can't see you all I see a snow. No, look for the eyelashes. That's actually my face, not the snowball. I can't see anything. I can't. I'm coming with blood, blood rage. No, no, no, no, no. Look, I need you to look around and just look for a shadow rack face with boobs. Just see that. Look for a snowman that looks like she might be the great great granddaughter of Shadrach Roundy. I don't see anything. I just see snow. I just see very very white things. That's me. That's me. I'm done. You guys are always on her side. I'm sick of this shed. Oh my god. I didn't do any of this. I'm so tired of being blamed.

And she's screaming and she gets up and looks like right into the camera. And there are those sad trophies in the snow behind her. I mean, it's just such a funny shot. Ciao, ciao. So, Jen tells us, she's like, I just want someone to acknowledge the double standard going on here, Meredith. You need to own your shit too. I mean, you've allowed your son to say very hurtful things.

I'm owning my shit. Own your shit. You're literally not owning anything, Jen. You're like, you're literally, you're like, robots broke into my house. It took over my Twitter and they're writing things for me. It's not me. It was robots who did it.

Chan. Chan. Please say, shend them for God, Lisa. I thought with their fun, they started with your fucking friend Lisa. I thought we could find this guy even when you're fucking bad, Lisa. So John, come on, Tom, and he just finds something to yell. You're not gonna get it when,

you're gonna totally get it when I explain that. So, listen, Brock says, never, Brock says, never come out. I'm not gonna send anything about him. I'm not gonna send anything about him. So, have they're in with me or just watching I'm folding chairs and Heather's like,

yeah, I'm not going to the weak side of the ice because I lied about my body weight. So. So at least like, okay, let me finish before you react. Hey, is this ice cracking? Hey, let me finish. Let me finish. You guys, you're not gonna put this on me. You're not gonna do that.

No, I'm not putting it on you. Okay, I would never put it on you. Just as I would never put on an extra large hat onto Jack's head because we're still getting over that drama. Okay, I will not put this on you. I want to explain something to you. Okay? I want to explain. Give me back my backpack. What are you doing with my backpack? Give me back. Backpack sealant. Give me back to me. She's like, I'm gonna carry your lure. Okay? I'm gonna carry your lure for you. Okay? Just come on, John. She's like, you want me to apologize for something I've never

ever done. So how about this? Go apologize to Heather and Whitney because like, you didn't do anything to them, right? So then what do you go about just to them? And Heather's just like sitting in that chair. I'm like, oh yeah good point Jen. Amen to Jen shot good point good point I'm trying to defend my vagina and my kids And then the trout that she was trying to defend my vagina I then like the trout guys like huh what? We should really mention that Lisa has taken Jen's backpack so that way Jen can't actually escape.

So I'm trying to defend my vagina. Oh my god. I'm not even trying to find my vagina and my kids. And she needs to hear that. Okay, she needs to hear that. No, she needs to hear. She's owed her own shit with her kid And they want to come and deflect as a blame

I'm not even trying to rhyme. I just use two different words So I don't set up an expectation that I might rhyme all three, okay, and I am done being that person Here you dropped your tennis price. She goes no She just throws it in the smell and Lisa think oh my god. What are you dying? She's like the fish have it. Snow enough Jessica Flutter anyway, fuck her. I have a high fathole threshold for what I can put up with, but where I draw the line is where people start

throwing diamonds and catering events I don't like. Okay. So Lisa's on her hand, so Nis looking for this diamond bracelet. And the producer's like, so how much do you think that bracelet's worth? And Lisa's like, hand, so Nis looking for this diamond bracelet and the producer's like so how much do you think that bracelets worth and Lisa's like oh 70 grand I didn't know mom 70 thousand dollars like 70 thousand dollars. It's like a hundred panties times 70 it's like 70 grand 70 thousand dollars. It's a lot of seven. It's like 70 thousand die cocks That's like 70 thousand visits to the KFC dollar menu, okay? So then Stu goes over to Jen or to Lisa and he's like, did she drop some things?

Yeah, oh my gosh, she threw her tennis prize slot. Here it is, here it is, I found that. And we go back to the Meredith. And that's her version of defending herself is attacking a 20 year old little boy in a diaper, a little fetus that has lovely cheeks. Well I'm sorry if you're gonna attack him about this sexuality when she claims that he ever bow in. For the LG being DQA, well thank you but wait for it.

No thank you, but wait for it. No, thank you. I mean, she says she's on the prom prom of LGBTQ, AMBNK. That means which, that means lesbian, gay, transgender, queer, and maybe Brooks, no one else. Okay. You can't stand for a man. Geng. It's rude. It's crude. And it's uncomfortable.

I'm hearing it. Almost had that third rhyme. And then there's like, I have to leave for Ashley's senior showcase, but I love you. I'll call you tonight, okay? And then there's like, oh my God, I paid for this. I want to see the drama, okay?

So then with... Heather, just skip the drill like Skip the drill. It will never be worth it. It will never be worth it versus this badness happening right now Yeah, I'm kidding So Whitney's like I have an honest question for you Lisa. I don't want to start a fight This is just an honest question. Why do you stand up for her and protect her?" And Lisa is like, oh my god, what does protect me? I mean, he's protecting. Listen, I'm going to be logical, and I'm going to process things. I don't want to control John. Listen, do you know what? I just want to understand. Listen, I'm one of Zach's cats. Okay? I learned to listen, and I learned to understand

a long time ago. Hi, could someone come over here? This pile of snow was talking to me and saying I'm protecting. That's so rude, I didn't know it could talk. No, that's just me, I'm just very, very, wait. From my experience, Lisa only listens to herself. Does this chick even have ears? Hi, Jen needs to see her pain, okay? No, no, it's done, okay, the last thing I'm gonna do is continue to promote a conversation

about my son that should never happen to begin with, it was her own actions, it was her actions, it was her factions, and it was her thoughts. She really loves talking about how gay her son is or isn't at this point. Like how many hours of television have you now devoted solely to your son, to your son's sexuality, lady? I'm calling everyone lady a lot today. Sorry, we, and less anybody's like,

in case anybody's like, why is he just screaming lady all day? We just did Real Housewives of Potomac too. Where is Screamed Lady for an hour and a half? Sorry, I don't know where it's coming from. So, Monday is the gayest day of the week. That's why. Lady. Lady.

I mean, it's like between Potomac and this show, it's just like gay overdrive for us. And so, like, we just come out by the time, we did Potomac first, by the time we hit Salt Lake City, we're doing our show tunes, we're calling everyone, lady, we're just probably saying that bitch soon enough, you know. Yeah, so Whitney's like, yeah, Whitney's lines today, I mean.

Lisa, I mean, does she even have ears? Wow, so Lisa's like, Well, if I do do something I take accountability Did I change the sign of the sorbry machine to say put machine after the sorbry cleaner? I said my son had a big head. Yes. Yes, I did and I am not I So then we have Stewart Stewart decides to try his hand at this and he goes up to Jen he goes I know it's bullshit, but he's like very nervous sounding, he goes, but I want to ask you, you see what happens when you and I get into it, when you and I have a disagreement, what do I do? I get defensive, I'm an asshole,

it takes me a little bit of time. Stu, thank you Mason, make me Sam's serve is something I didn't do, okay they're making me Sam's hurry, and if you think that you're not going to take the fall when we get arrested, you have another thing coming, I don't even know who you are I'm not the record show. I have no idea who this man is It's too so foolish shit, too. He's like oh, yeah You know the when we get into it. I get super mad right now You don't you hide under a fucking desk stew and you would not be here

You would not even have your head still if you would get mad and talk back to her and we all know we've all seen the videos on Minds do okay. Yeah, so he's like well, you don't have to say sorry, but look what do you want out of this situation with Meredith? Social security number. Okay, well, but beyond that do you want to be friends with her? Does she want to be friends with you? I don't want to know the her rowing number. What the fuck do you think still? I want to know her mother's maiden name, of course. The first street she lived on. The hospital, she was born in. The first car, making model, please.

Here's like Liz said, you need to make peace. You need to make peace with yourself. Not her, because you know what? This is about what does Jen want. Okay, let's get to that point. She's like, fine, I'll do it. I got it. I fucking got it. I fucking got it. I fucking got it. I'm not gonna say it. So she's like so mad. This is what I always have to do. Here goes Chan again. Apologizing. Yeah. She's like, this is everything I'm learning with my therapist.

Forgiveness is for me. So I can move on. So I love that she goes, you know, this is everything I'm learning with my therapist. Forgive this is for me so I can move on. Oh! So I love it. She goes, you know, this is the thing. And Archie assists, well, we'll definitely find a fucking therapist. He's like, no, you need to forgive for your own sake. Now you need to fucking apologize, okay? What kind of therapist are you anyway? So Marath is still ranting.

She's like, I need to be in a positive place. And this is toxic and negative. So I cannot do this. I need to be in a positive place and this is toxic and negative so I can't not do this. I need to be in a place that's loving and not toxic, also known as with my husband Seth, the least toxic and negative person I know. Hey, I just want you guys to have peace. Can we talk about that? I don't think now is the time.

I think I've been listening to John Scream from the last 40 minutes. And I think she's very upset. I'm not very calm myself right now. I cannot listen to the screaming and reaming and loud noises. Oh, Meredith. Meredith? Hi. I just want to say I'm sorry because like the last thing I ever wanted to is hurt a gay person like Brooks. I'm sorry. What did I do? Someone who's

lighting their loafers okay because I'd love loafers. No, no, that does not make it better Listen, I just I would never say anything bad about a pipe smoker like bro. All right, you know what? Yeah, okay I would never want to hurt a pipe layer like Can't just say pipe in different sentences. We expect them to be okay. I Believe her I believe her I believe her I believe her I believe her I believe her I believe her I believe her stars for the five stars. Yeah, yeah, I believe her I believe that you know It's just you know, I didn't like that so that because when you told her

This is what you should say you should say it's I'm the face of the Twitter and I didn't say that. So then, because when he had told her, this is what you should say. You should say, I'm the face of the Twitter and I didn't say that, but I will handle it. So then Jen goes, I didn't like that, but I'm responsible. I'll handle it. She just basically says exactly what when he told her to say. She's like, I didn't write that. I can't believe she didn't just point it still.

I'll be like, he didn't. Yeah, but him. Those are good chance that Stu did do that, by the way. I'm not trying to give Jen, let Jen off the hook, but knowing Stu, there's a good chance he was just liking all those shady posts. Yeah, so then Jen is like, I'm sorry, and Meredith goes,

thank you. Thank you. It's like a balloon landing, like a hot air balloon landing. Thank you. That's like the energy that she has. And Jen, he's like, great,, like a hot air balloon landing. Thank you. It's like the energy that she has. And Jamie's like, great, great, hug it out, hug it out. So they do hug and Meredith is like, whatever, this idea apologizes all the time. We'll see.

Oh my god, I feel bad, huh? Do you guys feel bad, huh? Small heads. Do you, do you try to do the little heads, feel bad, huh? You know, this reminds me of after we left that convenience store, we went to a place and I bought a hot for Jack and it fit him perfectly and I was like, see, normal head. And we all felt better. Um, and also, I'd like to say sorry to Brooks.

Like I don't want to overstep, but it breaks my heart, okay? I would like to apologize to him. Preferably on a rainbow float, well we're both wearing booty shorts. Can you make that happen? I think that one being very Pernod Jones and so many hours So then we go on with the day the next day or whenever we get some jazzy tabernacle music, right? jazzy tab Mary is at home cooking and she's wearing like she's going to prom or something I don't know what she's wearing to cook breakfast

She's like cooking in full form, formal wear and she's just pushing eggs around going come on I'm I'm gonna scared you. I'm a scared you eggs come on eggs Come on. Come on. Those eggs better flip soon. Otherwise, she's gonna send Jesus after them So then Jenny as with her kids teaching them how to fold towels and you know what? It's hard to not always be disappointed in your children when you name them Atlas and Triton like what? Like those are just big, big goals. Yeah, it really is. I mean, you're really, like, I'm surprised

you didn't name one of them Zeus. So she's like, so she's like, this is not how we fold towels. And then so now all the kids, like all the kids have gathered three children to like, very calmly and politely fold towels. And Jenny is like, that's not how I showed you. You forgot, see what I haveitely full towels and Jenny is like, that's not how I showed you.

You forgot, see what I have to deal with. I'm like, oh yes, look at what you have to deal with. Three children who willingly full towels with you and like don't complain at all whatsoever and seems to be enjoying the process. Oh, what a burden. So then, Jen and Steve were walking dogs and Jen's like, oh my God,

but he doesn't even like to walk Stew chains, I'll let you clean the poop and he's like gross Okay, fine, just a bit. She's just a little bitch. Stew chains Yeah, she'll remember this moment's due chains Everything that you never do for her just remember you're the one that's gonna be sold down the river. So you know Yeah, be careful. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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and then all of a sudden, new cast members, it feels like, because we are at Sarah Jane, who I thought was gonna be our new friend of, but then it turns out it's not Sarah Jane. It's Angie, who's at Sarah Jane's house, who is suddenly not only a new friend of, but suddenly very, very central to the show. It seems like out of nowhere.

Yeah, she comes out swinging this one. They look like twins. It's great these girls. They look exactly alike. They're blonde, you know, blonde white girls. And they kind of have the same mannerisms and stuff. And so Angie is, again, air quality and Salt Lake City, I'm not sure it should be good. But thing also kind of brought something like this. So she's like,

hi, welcome to my home. And Lisa's like, I've known Sarah Jane a few years. We have a lot of neutral friends. She's seen so many things that I don't like, like, that nah, sad. Then Angie takes over and she's like, well, I'm like so in the fashion, I wanted to get into an after party for the back street boys and then she was like, oh my god, use my ID. And that's when we became best friends working in the call center. We were constantly interrupting each other. Yeah, she says, we talk, talk, talk, make us say, talk, talk, talk, talk, make us all talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, make us all. So then they're like sitting down and they're just like, I go to Chick-fil-A every day.

Oh yeah, I used to go there, but now I'm on a KFC kick. No joke, no joke. Oh, I just like that. Like it's like a totally like out like like the thought of Lisa Barlow going to KFC it on on a certain day is like out of like out of like anyone's mind like no one could conceive of that like no joke I could have can't see yeah yeah. To me it's just like two people who don't eat trying to convince everybody how much I love junk food. That's all I see.

It's all I've seen from Lisa ever since. She did an article, she didn't interview last year where they said, what do you eat for breakfast? And she's like, and the morning I have four Kit Katz, I'm gonna ask them coffee, and then I really love fresh wealth. And people are like, she never said what she ate for the whole day. That is what she eats for the whole day. She eats four Kit Kat sticks, okay? She answered the question. And then Angie does sort of like a variation on Danielle Stobbs' old line. You know, Danielle Stobbs was, you either love me

or you hate me, there is no in between. And Angie says, I'm either between a juice fast or a deep, deep fryer, gallbladder pain fast food. There is no in between. Like, okay, that works too. So Sarah James, like, have you guys been to KFC? Their Kossa is next la la la. This was Sarah Jane. Sarah Jane is clear to the person who never goes to fast food, but like went very recently. So she doesn't, she's trying to like

act like she is at like does the KFC thing a lot, but like the truth is all she got was the Koss loss. And now she's trying to kind of like be with the fast food talkers, but she doesn't really have anything to offer except for Coleslaw. I know they have no respect for her because she ordered Coleslaw KFC. And she's like Coleslaw, but at least because the Coleslaw is next level. I have to go to it's next level. So and she's like, so what are you guys doing next weekend? I have something cookin'.

My girlfriend's Stephanie, friends of charity for LGBT safe house. As you know, I have a transgender child. Well, I hope you don't take them to KFC, or to fucking Chick-fil-A. Fuck you talking about your love for Chick-fil- you're literally nationally advertising for Chick-fil-A. Yeah, this is problematic. That's worse than problematic. literally, nationally, advertise it for jigsaw. Yeah.

Yeah, this is, this is problematic. That's worse than problematic. And people are like, oh my god, that's just their political beliefs. And no, it's not. They donate to people. You guys look it up. Seriously. You know, say it.

Say it. You can say it. Why don't they donate? I have to look, I have to get it up. But it's like they donate to countries that kill fucking gay people. Well, yeah, I mean, I haven't had trick look, I have to get it out, but it's like they donate to countries that kill fucking gay people. Well, yeah, I mean, I haven't had trickflin in ages because of it. So, um, so anyway, they're gonna gamble for charity and this, oh, I love that. I love that. And this could be this whole thing to raise money for in circle. And Lisa's all excited until Angie reveals that Whitney is going to be at the event.

And Lisa's like, well Whitney always thinks I'm just putting her down all the time. I mean, Whitney and I don't have a front job. She, I'm not allowed on my character. I'm always assuming the worst of me always. Like literally breathing. And it's like, oh, it's like oh it's Lisa breathing, can't take my caters oh Lisa she hates when I breathe that's

that you know we have conversations and then it's like she flip-flops, she flip-flops and Angie's like well I love Whitney I really do and like a year ago we found out that we were related she's like what oh what? Oh my god, you know what? And she tells us that she's like, I do not buy that Whitney and Angie are close now because they're like these in bread pelagomy cousins. I mean, that's weird. That's like so weird. It's like they just woke up one day and said, whoa, we're related. It's like me when I was a little girl with my friends and we would just wake up and go wow We're sisters because we're both from Adam and Eve. I mean, it's insane to me So, um, by the way, so they're well, actually I'll get into this a little bit later. It's the Twitter thing that we supposed to do today, but um So yeah, so she's like, but Lisa tells Angie I would never control who people are friends with I'm a sage I need my fun now will I take away your caterers?

Maybe but will I control who your friends with never never a sage? You want to be a hiter man? You want a caterer? That's how you ride Meredith, okay? That is how you ride So before we move on to the next section here That's how you run Meredith, okay? That is how you run. So before we move on to the next section here, I just want to tell people what I was talking about because I know people are like, how dare he say that about Chick-fil-A?

So this is it. Chick-fil-A funds the National Christian Foundation, which paid a preacher to go to Uganda and help their lawmakers draft a bill that would impose the death penalty for homosexuality. Okay. Which is me and Ronnie, by the way, because we have, we have had the conversation and we are out of the closet and we're gay as all fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat,

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Yeah. And so Robert Jr. comes in the kitchen and he's just like, and Mary's like, Hi babe, what are you doing? What's up? Anything? Come on, say something. And he just stands there and smiles at her.

He's like, and she's like, come on, come on, give me something, a conversation. He's like, ah, I'm just an odd kid. He just, yeah, just kind of stands there. And it's like ding dong, she's, okay, um, Samarit comes in and she goes, well, I'm sorry I'm a little rad. I had a vampire fissure, so I'm a little rad from the vampire. I said, listen, Brad, can I enjoy your work?

And I am enjoying this interview, but please, I need to focus on my scan right now, and we haven't had a conversation about whether or not he'll be making me younger, but I would appreciate it. If I'm listening to your brand, all right, I'm getting me more sucking, more talking, and less water running.

I really don't like to see it in a while. I mean, well here is what they do, Mary, because I can see you already look shocked and I know that you're trying to spritz holy water around my face, it's not a a real vampire what they do is they dry your blood and then they span it and then they apply it to your face And they use micro needling to get it to go into your skin and that's my life these days And Mary just stares at her like she's trying to eat a grilled cheese unsuccessfully. She's like, join the army, join the army now, join the army right now.

So they start talking about this casino night that's coming up and Mary is saying, I don't know if it's going to be the first time we've seen jam, right? And she's like, yeah, well, I thought we could move forward, but then we get back. And I noticed it post start resurfacing. And it's a pick with a little girl who's got a grandpa. The little girl's like, you know, a little girl. And then the grandpa is grandpa. And like, that just tells you she's unpredictable.

And who would trust anyone? Who's unpredictable? Mary, you're literally the most unpredictable person. Unbraw-o. She starts juggling. It's like, whoa, what? I'm never gonna predict it. You were gonna start doing that right now. She's still trying to get the eggs out of her pan

after five days or just like brown and smell like sulfur. She's like, you just smell burning. Smoke's coming out of the kitchen, but you can hear the water running. Did we finish up that scene back there? By the way, the post that Mary's referring to is one of these memes that's like how it started, how it's going, and like how it started

is like a grandfather with a granddaughter, and then how it's going is Robert Senior and Mary. So, yeah, a funny meme, probably not the nicest thing to post if you're trying to pretend to be friends with her. So then they start talking about the ice fishing that Mary missed. And Merroth says that Jen took a partial accountability. She didn't take full accountability, but she did apologize. And she did say she would like to apologize to Brooks. I think she wants to do it fast, put it in the past and make sure that this time

it leaves an impression. I mean, more, she partially, she apologized to LGT and Q, but me is so waiting. I mean, she's a proponent of the LGBT community, which is a fact that I bring up fully independent of. We don't even know what perks is sexuality is. So I mean, why should I even be talking about the LGBTQ because he could be straight for all we know. We just don't know, but I will bring up that community. And Mary just does her like smile. Okay. So then we go to La Tortaria de Francisco. Yes, which was a shocking, shocking revelation that they were not a

Cuchino Tuscana. So yeah, so Whitney meets up with her cousin Angie and Angie is like, oh my god, we're both doing Burberry trenches today. We're such cousins. Oh my god, that is so roundy, so roundy. Well, you told me that Shadrock is your grandpa. Wait, is that his name? Shadrock? Shadrock. Is it? I know I said it. Shadrock. Shadrock. Shadrock. Well, you told me that Shadrock is your grandpa to you. I feel like I'm related to everyone in Utah, but that's what happens when you're Mormon pioneers. It's actually really funny because I'm at Angie through Lisa Barlow at a mixer and Angie came up and said, I heard you're related to Shadrock, Brownie. And so am I. By the way, Shadrock Roundy died in 1872.

It is not like, oh, I heard you're related to like my dad. You're related to someone from, you know, who was born like five years after America was like declared an independent nation, right? So Shadrock Roundy, by the way, was a bodyguard to Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, and he's like one of the founding prophets of the church. And what Nees says, she said, you're not going to believe this, but he's my great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandpa also. And it doesn't matter where I go, we all came from Mormon pioneers and they settled Utah.

In a sense, we're all related. I'm like, in a sense, maybe although white people are related and I don't think everyone in Utah is related maybe just the people who just took over the land but so it's really important when you're from Utah to do your journey allege to make sure you're not dating your second cousin she does like a head exploding thing like And then she starts like showing the type of sex that she and Justin have again. I'm like, oh Whitney, are you dumping your chair again? Does that chair even have ears? So then Whitney's like, you want to make sure you're not dating your second cousin because what we strive for is the first cousin

So Whitney's like, I'm glad we met because I know it is a tricky dynamic. She's like, yeah, it's hard for me because I feel this loyalty to Lisa. And she's like, but does she know that you invited me and Heather to your party? Pwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll And basically Angie says that Lisa told her not to acknowledge Whitney as her cousin. So here's, so this is, so Lisa tweeted today and she tweeted an exchange and this was from November 13th and it was her texting with Angie and the exchange said first so first all we see is first is Angie saying It isn't a good look for the church, but oh well a lot of it is true and you're but your pro moments So that's good. What and then Lisa goes love that so then Angie says I just thought it was funny that like of course Lisa's exchange starts love that's so I found out Whitney and I are related from watching the show, I died. And so Lisa goes, what?

Don't claim her. So I personally read that as a joke. Like, oh my God, don't claim her. Don't claim her as a cousin, right? But Angie is being like, she told us not to ignore, not for me not to acknowledge you as a cousin, which is a much more over dramatized version of the story. So Angie's a schister. I don't know why she's not a full-time character.

Angie is a terrible fucking friend and it's hilarious that they cast her on the show. I mean, listen, you got an audition. This is her auditioning and she's based normally people wait a year before they fuck their friend over who got them on the show. But Angie's like, no, I'm fucking a rover in my first episode. Yeah, I kind of don't know. Snowflake. Damn it. Yeah, I'm sort of surprised. And she's not a full time cast member. I mean, she's already done more in this like episode than Jenny has in the first four weeks of the show. Well, she's definitely given us our first new storyline of the whole season, right?

Which I love. So yeah. So she's, she's, Andy tells us, look, Lisa has problems with a lot of people. And if I wasn't friends with everyone, she didn't want me to be friends with. I wouldn't have a lot of friends. And I have to say, this girl has the tachyus house background we've ever seen. It's well the saddest, not the tachyus.

It's like she's in a galley kitchen. She looks like she's in a galley kitchen. And behind her is like a desk at the end of the kitchen. And then above that is one of those really long air conditioners. Like a lot of window unit, but it's like a wall unit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I know. I know. I love those. I love those. Yeah. I know. It's like not the, it's not like the little boxy window unit. It's the long. it looks like it's a step up. Yeah.

Yeah, definitely a step up from a window unit. But it's like, wow, this is the most glamorous background you could find. I mean, even doing it in your closet would be better than this, right? Well, Angie's house had like a lot of interesting features and textures. I noticed, like later on in the party, there was a banister that was became central to one scene. And I was like, I understand living rooms, like sunken living rooms or split level homes, so they sometimes have railings,

but this was like someone took a balcony railing from like Venice and put it into this living room. And then there was like some strange stonework. I don't know. The whole space really confused me. Yeah. So anyway, so Angie's like, well, with the party, there's been a hiccup.

I got this weird message from the caterer. It says, let me read it to you. It says, hey, we spoke with our staff last night. This doesn't seem like the right event for us. We've been asked to host events at the restaurants by Lisa's assistant. So that's the direction posted her thing, her text message to show that, like, Lisa had known that Angie and Whitney were friends since Friday, November 13th, I guess.

So, either way, yeah, so this was the big thing. And Whitney's like, she is sabotaging you. Okay, let me see if I got this right. Five hours after Angie tells Lisa, we are friends, a catering company that happens to be very close friends with Lisa Barlow and Lisa does business with them often. And they're on a train going five miles per hour

and then a snowflake lands and the bird is on the bridge but the bridge can only hold one truck. How much weight is in the bird and does the bridge collapse? Did I get this right? I was actually asking for real. Whitney literally just repeats everything that just happened. Let me get this straight. I'm not that stupid. I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid. Whitney, we heard the scene, okay? It just played out. So, Angie's like, if this is true, I'm gonna be devastated. She's like, Timmy, this has Lisa Puyla written all over it.

So now we go to Justin and Whitney talking about getting a babysitter for tonight and Because it's time to go out to the party and and so he's gonna wear his collar out It's a 70s party and Whitney is like is wearing your collar out. Is that 70s? I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid But is that 70s? I don't know So then I like that her 70s is she just curls the edge of her bangs outwards. It's really weird. So then Jen is in her closet with Marilo, her assistant, and he just keeps going oh my gosh, she's shy, where diamonds? Oh my gosh, I need a stole. Oh my gosh. That's like classic and casino madam. Oh my gosh. It's like you own the casino. Oh my gosh

Let's just a little bit of advice for people out there if you're running some sort of pyramid scheme or you're Defrotting people don't lean into a stole. Okay, you really don't want to wear what you're doing So like would this go with my fraud? what you're doing. He's like, would this go with my fraud? Oh my God. Yeah, and she says, I own the casino. I'm here to collect, which is funny, because that's probably a phrase that will be said

to her at some point in the near future. So then we go to Seth. Oh God, Seth. I still don't understand the people who, like, grew to really like Seth, because he just skis me out. He goes, this is what I'm wearing. What about you Meredith? And she's like, well, you look, um, you're like very handsome, but you might be missing something. And then we like to zoom out and we see he's not

wearing his pants yet. These two were just always so shit faced. It cracks me up. Yeah. these two are just always so shit-faced it cracks me up yeah I'm doing something like I know we're in pants see that much I can't really trying to sell there like we're happy now thing like oh look at Seth he's inculgable not wearing pants and I'm so happy. Ha ha! So we go to Incircle, which is the name of the casino night. It's like a big sign. Looks like it's from the 50s. It says Incircle.

So arrivals. Everyone's like, oh, I'm going to hide. Hide. Hide. And Whitney continues to express her knowledge of the 70s. She goes, I feel like I'm walked on the set of the movie casino I mean it's right back in the 70s. There's lights. There's palm trees. There's a buffet. There's bartenders Those things are

Sort of stayed with us throughout the decades actually Whitney just like the 70s. There is an outdoor section So and she's like the 70s. There's a door and windows Well, this is a hard floor just like in the 70s Wow look at these things that you can sit on I believe they're called chairs just like the 70s So there's all these diamond necklaces that they get to wear I guess for the night or something and Whitney's excited and the party looks like it's going well so Whitney looks around and she's like I cannot wait for Lisa to see that her plan has backfire and the party is fine. Yeah so now

Seth and Meredith arrive in their Uber and again they're continuing to do their like we are happy and in love bit Wow damn girl, you're looking good. Well, thank you. Oh, thanks Julio. Thanks for the ride Julio. I'm just easy going Seth Marks. Everyone likes me Seth Marx of one likes me. So then Andy's like, this is my husband, and it's this big guy named Chris. And so he introduces himself to everybody. And Heather's like, do you like my diamonds? And they're like, who says, doesn't Seth say to her at this point?

Something about it. Oh no, she goes, hey, I want these diamonds because I want to draw eyes to the important things like my Yeah, that's ways that Heather who says that yeah, Heather Yeah, so then everybody's trying on necklaces and stuff and Sharif and Jen come and Angie introduces them to the husband and all that and the husband Chris is like hi I'm Angie's wife. Hi, mean husband. Girl, I always mess that one up.

So then Mary is like, I think I would take less energy. Well, so Mary's there and they're like in the corner of the room. She's with Whitney and Jenny and Jen has just walked in. And Mary doesn't want to deal with her. So she wants to get out of this corner of the living room and go up to the kitchen, but she would have to walk by Jen to do it. So she decides she wants to, it'd be easier to climb over the banister that we talked about than it is to walk by Jen. So then Mary starts to actually climb over it because the women are sort of encouraging her. Like we got you, we got you. So Mary

starts to try to climb over it, but you can't quite do it, but then Whitney climbs over instead and then so Whitney hauls herself over the baddest there and then she gets the she's like, yes, I made it to the other side just like in the 70s. But then at that point Mary and Jenny are like, oh, we can just walk around. Jen moved. Yeah. Oh, so let's see. So then Sharif goes over to start playing some games and Jan tells us, having a casino night is huge in Utah.

We're like a block away from Brigham Young. I mean, there's alcoholic drinks, there's scraps, there's blood. The point is we're in Holy Land. And to get this here, this is literally breaking the words of wisdom. And the producer goes, well, what are the words of wisdom? And she's like, thou shalt not drink, thou shalt not smoke, thou shalt not have porn.

I mean, is that one? Come eat, Jim. You're such a fucking copycat. You're even copying from your own show. This is from Lisa Lastia, when her son thought one of the tech and commandments was not watching porn. I mean, at least still from other housewives so dead.

That's not an encourage her to steal anything really. So then we see so Jenna Whitney hug and then Lisa now Lisa and John arrive and then Jenny and and Jenny is standing sort of near the entrance with Whitney and they're just talking and Lisa walks and goes, JANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN he's talking to John and she's like, oh, Justin's going to be so excited to see you, John. And then Lisa sort of like comes out of her hug and Whitney says, they sort of say like a, like a, hi, good to see you. Oh yeah, I was just saying that Justin's gonna be, and then Lisa just turns around and stops being a dead shit. Just stops, like I said, hello, that's it.

You have to see me, excuse me. You might have amnesia. My name is Whitney fucking Rose. Does she even have ears? So now when he goes until Angie everything that just happened, like I'm not how she was basically, you know, got the cold shoulder again. Because this is, by the way, we've seen this scene like five different times in season one. Right? Every single scene, every single party, Lisa does this to someone, right? So, and then Lisa goes, there's nothing worse than being at a party with no food, right? Right? Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Have you guys tried that class I have said?

Not a lot of all. No joke. No joke. No joke. So then Meredith is learning how to play roulette. I'm like, what's the boy for? He's like, your single's baby. You put him on numbers.

You put him on birthdays. How many times we had sex today? Which would be this one So the Mary she's still getting used to laughing by the way She's still like she's rotating out different patterns and and rhythms Still working out a little bit. So Mary goes over and talks to Sarah J. and the new girl and she's like, well, I'm named Mary. Um, Mary Martha.

Um, I'm named Mary Am Martha. You know, this is like Mary Martha from the Bible. And Sarah J. goes, I love that. She's, yeah. Well, my mom said she was going to name me Mary so that I would be good. But then she also named me Martha so that I'll be. Yeah. Well, my mom said she was gonna name me Mary so that I would be good, but then she also named me Martha so that I'll be a worker. And Sarah Jane goes, yes. I'm just gonna go over to this refrigerator and stand near it until you walk away.

So then Jenny is, they're playing craps and some of them are learning craps and you know seven, you don't want to roll a seven. And Jenny gets very upset because seven is her lucky number and you know that's like a bad number and craps. And she's like, maybe I should change my number. I'm like, Jenny, you need to contribute more to these episodes than this. Well, also she needs to be playing the don't pass line because that's when you're supposed to roll sevens and she could be making money.

The point is do not learn how to gamble in Salt Lake City. You're going to go somewhere else. In someone's living room with strange banisters. So then we see Seth talking to Heather and he goes, you know, your personality is so distracting. I never noticed your breath. So that's what I want. Everyone to notice me for the important things. So then Chris, the husband gives a speech.

I'm going to he's crying and he's talking about how his child is transgender and knows what it's like to be on the outside looking in and so to have a place where these kids could all be accepted. It's so powerful. And Lisa's just nodding like, yeah, check KFC definitely. KFC. It's a place where we can all be.

You know what KFC accepts everybody? And to this day, they've never told any child that their head is too big. There. No, Joe. No, Joe. No, Joe. No, Joe. All, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John. No, John cetera. And then there's a guy there who, he's a tech CEO

and his name is Josh James and he donates $1 million to the cause, which was kind of amazing. And I also laughed because I just thought of Kyle Richards being so proud that she's like, I donate $5,000 to this cause and this guy's like $1 million. I just imagine Kyle watching it and being like, huh. Well, we'll see if they ever get that money because this John guy, I have a feeling just wants to get his partner on this show. Like, who does that? I think you have a million

bucks. All right. I'm sure. I'm like, he made me do this. I mean, he did. I mean, he did. Look up wife. Look up wife. Let's see if she's like a housewife looking kind of wife, you know, like a Well, he is a Looking is the CEO of Dono Software as a service company. It's exciting. Yeah, I feel like that's rich. Sounds rich so far to me. It sounds very rich So anyway, everyone's like dancing and and she's like, I've got a change. So she goes and changes into this weird big kind of feathery marideth remarks type pink dress. And then, uh, Jen sits down next to Mary and she's like, Oh, Mary, you look

so good, Mary. And Mary's like, um, and that's my Alexander McQueen. So I'll take that. She moves her purse off the chair. And she's like, oh my God, you know what we should do? We should have the families get together. We should have a grill off. That's what we should do, Mary. Mary's like, uh. Uh.

Mm-mm. Uh. Mm-mm. Uh. Uh. Uh. If you can get the eggs out of my pan fine, but otherwise, mm-hmm. She's like, well, we made up and then a week later, you bashed me. So she's, no, no, no.

What we need to do, she goes, no, no, no. I really thought that you didn't like me. So she's, you know what, I mean, no, I really thought that you didn't like me. So she says, but you know what? I don't know. So maybe you should let me know. Like, if something like that happens, you should let me know. Like, I didn't know that I posted a gift of like a little girl, like, having sex with a grandpa.

It's a total mystery to me. So, you know, like, if something like that happens, you should totally just let me know. And Mary doesn't really seem to fight on this. I think Mary's too exhausted to try to, like, basically catch Jen in all her lies. And she goes, well, like I want you to stay steady and straightforward

and you can't do something mean to me next week. And Jen goes, you have to have some faith in me. And then Mary still seems resistant, but then Jen offers up her pinky for like a pinky promise. And Mary is like apparently a total sucker for a pinky promise. She's like, oh my god, you love your pinky. Oh my god, a pinky promise. Okay, okay, okay. She has four.

We're excited about that. Where we stand now, like I open the door, but then I put a screen there, you know, you know, those, you know, the screens like Like if you touch them like a No, no She was doing so well there like the doors open, but there's a screen there I was like, oh, that is funny and it goes, you know, like one of those screens that have electric voltage that like burn you a little bit I'm like, okay, I'm not dumb with squid game, but is this something I should be expecting in episode three? Like, what's going on? So, Aaron, she in typical real housewives fashion, I mean, that's totally

what she's aiming for, right? She's like, I'm going to have a costume change, then I'm going to start a fight with the bitch. So she comes out in a new dress and pulls Lisa aside and into like this little side room and she's like, um, I have to know what's going on because Lisa, I'm sad. Oh my God, what's going on? Tell me, tell me what's going on. I hate sad pink birds. I hate them. Sad, threatening go. What's going on? Sad, flaming go. That's rubbing go what's going on? That's rubbing go. She's like, she's like, so when I met with you and Sarah Jane, right, right.

Uh, uh, uh, I got a call five hours later. Right, right, right. Yeah, I'm five hours a day. Wait a minute. Time, yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh. From the caterers and they said they had to pull out. Oh my God, why? Why? Well, they said that Lisa's assistant called

and now they have to pull out of the event. Oh my God, how was that? That has nothing to do with me. I'm in open-frenzied Marco and Aubrey forever. But they could do whatever they want. Like I love Marco and Aubrey, but they could do it. Like Marco can go to CFC and Aubrey can go to Chick-fil-A, like they can do what they want. I'm not gonna stop

them. One of them will get bad post-law, one of them will get good post-law. That's not them. What's out to do with me? Right, you know what? I'm feeling like Mac and cheese at KFC right now. Like really weird. I'm feeling really weird, right? Like really weird. Do you guys have, do you have anything with Sakura in it? I feel like it's so weird and it's because your party doesn't have any food. I wonder why that is. I feel so weird right now It's like so the day before I you know I the The day before I saw you I talked to them and they were like totally stoked to do the party But then someone called them and shut it down.

Maybe because they got coleslaw from Chick-fil-A and like we all know the coleslaw I can't see is where it should be. Okay, like no joke, it's just better and so maybe they got stomach issues. Like I don't know what I have to do with me. But they said your name in the text and they said somebody called and threatened them and I told everyone it's not Lisa. It's not Lisa It's not Lisa and everyone around me says it's not Lisa as I would say sad. Oh my god. Good. Glad we clear this up No, they said it's Lisa

This is unreal. This is unreal. This is like when we went to Kachina, Tuscana on an order to Diet Coke and they gave me a drop-hop say I was like this is unreal and I feel weird I feel weird. I feel weird And she goes you know what I know because we've been so good to you for so long I was like oh Angie is Angie talks with the I'm richer than you cadence that I really appreciate the way she like she didn't say oh We've been friends for so long, it's we've been friends to you for so long. And also, and-

Yeah, we've been so good to you, yeah. And Angie never moves during this entire scene. She just sits there with like rich woman privilege. Like, I am so wealthy, you guys can stand up, you guys can sit down, I don't have to move because I'm the one who has all the money here. Right, just has that vibe. I'm literally telling you off in the tell you off room. Like I have a whole room. Just to tell you off it. Also, she's very inconsistent in her story.

The text that she read us did not say to you this. It kind of hinted. It didn't really even make that much sense. It says, Lisa does a lot of business here, so we have to cancel the party. It didn't say Lisa threatened anybody. It didn't say any of that stuff. And also it wasn't a call. It was, I'm so confused. It was a death sentence. It was a call. I don't think Angie's half full of shit at least. Even though I do believe that Lisa, Lisa did this or could be guilty of this I totally believe that I can and there's also something really fishy with Angie Well, I can also see Lisa talking to Marco and Aubrey because they're good friends and be like

Can you believe that on Jan Whitney? I like friends now and they're saying they're like cousins and they're like so close And just like Whitney is awful and I can imagine Marko and Aubrey being like We get a lot of business from Lisa so I wonder if maybe we should pull out of this event because this could be a bad idea like I can imagine I'm not trying to stick up for Lisa here or anything, but I can also imagine this being like I can imagine is like a lot more to the story here than what we're seeing Okay, and I just I feel where Ron I feel where I'd well I could totally see Lisa doing it and calling them and being like oh hell no you're not doing their party like I could see her doing that but the way that Angie is presenting it is like the day

before okay which would have been the day before that they all saw each other and this call happened the day before we talked to them about this and they were stoked so had you just hired them the day The day before we talked to them about this and they were stoked. So had you just hired them the day before? Had you just talked to them about doing it and then they were like, no, we can't do it. Or had they agreed to do it and you had a whole menu? And then they canceled.

And we already saw just before when Angie told Whitney, yeah, Lisa told me that I should not, you know, not, I should just own you and not be friends and you're not admit that you're my cousin. And then we saw the text, it's just like, don't claim that. Like it's clearly a joke. Like that's obviously a joke, right?

And so we were seeing that Angie is definitely a shitster, so it's hard to know, but Lisa is a shitster too. So, I wouldn't use that. I would use that. I 100% believe that Lisa called and said, don't you dare, don't you do that. I believe that she's guilty. But Angie's fishy too.

So I'm trying to figure out what's going on here. Which means that Angie's probably perfect for this show. I mean, I love it. This is obviously one of my favorite controversies of the entire show, like this catering controversy with like Makoat Opera. So basically, yeah, Lisa goes, to me, we least it goes,

to me, we are like sisters, but now you're like cousins with Whitney, which means that I'm basically cousins with Whitney too. And I don't like that. I don't love that, okay? I feel really weird right now, all of a sudden, because of that, I feel weird. So is there an issue?

Well, you know, we've had issues, like, and they've had issues with me, so they're like, see, got a friendship with Whitney, and a heart's man. And she's's like this feels like deflecting Lisa. No this is not that deflecting. So my feelings. So then Angie tells us I think that Lisa is capable of meddling in my event because she doesn't want me to be friends with Whitney and she gets very territorial which I would believe too, okay? So then Angie says, you can be friends with Jen

and you can be friends with Meredith. Meredith and I are 100% great, okay? Are you sure? Meredith and I are great, okay? We're like Coslot and KFC, we're great together, okay? I'll go get her, I'll go get her, I'll go get her. So she's like, I'm easy and mad, I have to get you on here.

Oh my God, apparently I find sheppeth and question, my ton of I'd run. I just party. I don't even know what's going on I don't even know what's going on right now. I don't even know. Mary's like All right, so they come back in and meanwhile Heather is is showing Mary how to take selfies. She's like, okay Mary Now look see see us both there in the screen. Okay, you see oh my god that looks like me It is you the screen's pointing get us. Okay, so just tilt your head a little bit No, no, no, no the other way just tilt it. You see oh my god. I didn't know about it. You get your mirror to do that so Then Lisa so now Lisa's drag in to Angie and she's like,

let me make this real clear. We are fine. Our friendship is fine. Don't talk about our friendship. And so then, um, so Angie's like, I didn't talk about your friendship, but Meredith, let me just ask you, do you feel like Jen gets in the way of your friendship with Lisa because I do? What is this end of your business? I'm here to say,

get in the way now, but my feelings, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, I mean, Marco and Aubrey, whatever. So now this is Angie's biggest power move right here. The biggest one, I am very wealthy, and I have no problem telling everyone, she goes, sit down everyone. I was like, oh my God, wow, wow, that is a rich woman. So now Jen is there too. And Lisa's like, I mean, it's just wow.

I have nothing to do with Marco and Aubrey, cut fine. I'm just so upset right now. I'm rather upset right now. I know that so right now. And Jen is like, oh my god, I have no idea what this fight is even about. Like, at least you know when I'm fighting, like, what the fuck? I'm fighting about.

No, you don't. What are you talking about? Nobody knows what you're ever fighting about or yelling about. Literally, do not. So Angie is like, I'm not accusing anyone of anything except Lisa being a duplicitous friend. That's all it is, but I'm not accusing anyone of everything. What it feels like! What do you want me to say then when I get that text?

Ask questions! Call me right away and ask questions. It's like when I heard that KFC was changing their menu. I called up headquarters and was like, what's the deal? I'm asking questions. I ask KFC about KFC. I don't ask Whitney about KFC. Just call me right away. That's what I'm doing. No, you're not. You're saving it for camera time five days later, whatever the time period is. As she should. So she's like, so the next day, it's like bothering me. So I go to lunch with Whitney and I go Whitney, read this text. And she's just like totally sticking

this in Lisa, right? So now Whitney of course walks in. And at least he goes, wait, you shut it to hell. She says Whitney. It's just why would you talk about that? Someone who doesn't like me. I mean, Whitney, why are you even in here, Whitney? And then it goes to commercial. Like, why is Whitney in there? Dun, dun, dun. Like, I am here to announce that I just murdered someone. It's like, it's kind of like a funny place

to add a commercial break, I thought. It's like, the cliffhanger is pretty obvious, right? So then Whitney is like, would you like me to leave? I may be dumb, but at least I'm not blonde. Wait, I may be blonde, but at least I'm not a coincidence. Wait, how's it go? Do I even have ears? So Angie's like, um, well, it's just like,

it felt like somebody was trying to sabotage me. Yeah, but like, I mean, come on. Uh, Whitney, God mean, come on. Whitney, God, just leave Whitney. You're not part of a friendship. And Lisa tells us clearly something is going on here that I don't know about. And clearly, Whitney has something to do with that clearly.

Yeah. So Whitney says that she heard yelling as she wants it to come into make sure everything's okay. Well, instead of asking what I, for a Ponyon, call me and ask me, Hey, what's going on? I could be like, Hey, I just opened up a new Dark Oak and on my Dark Oak rewards I got 100 points and soon I'll be able to see Holland Oats in concert. But not yet, I can have to open more Dark Oak caps, okay? You have nothing to do with my friendship with Hunchy at all about that. I'm when he's like,

yeah, but I am also friends with Angie. And I heard yelling, well, next time come to me about that, then give me a call. Okay. And she's like, but I am her friend, Tilly, so why can't she come to me? Really? Some Lisa's like, about me. If you want to come to me

about me, come to me about me. Come on. It's nice to look I'm not me. If you want to come to me, I'm not me. Come to me, I'm not me. Like, I mean, come on. Thank you so much. It's nice to look for edges with me. If you're gonna look for edges with me, look for edges with me with me. Okay, baby. Hello rich white lady speaking.

Tell me how Whitney's been mean to you. I don't understand. She has a problem with me every time I breath. Don't you remember? Oh, this episode, but I was like, I breathe. And Whitney's like, oh, so that's like, actually happening now. Look at me breathing. Look at happening now. Look at me breathing.

Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes. She laughs like every time I breathe. Every time I breathe, it's like the funniest thing she ever- It is funny. See? See? See?

The timing of it is weird. It is fucking weird. Five hours after- five hours after she tells you that we are friends, then this happens. Hey, you know why? You didn't ask me. You just couldn't wait to get the blow off. You talk for me now, Whitney, right? You talk for me. She's like, we are not going to Fertat because I can do smaller. We are not going to Fertat because I't do all of it. You asked Auntie not to acknowledge that she has related to me. You asked her not to follow me on social. And you asked her to disown knowing me.

Meanwhile Meredith is not saying anything, but her head is fully cranked to the right. Like it's like, you're facing the ceiling. Meredith is so bored when it's not about her story. She's like staring off in the space or has just kind of twitching. And Lisa's got the accusations, the accusations, and the bad words. So Lisa's like, you and Heather were let this with me. And I was like, why are you seeking out a friendship with this person? I mean, why are you seeking out a friendship with this person? I mean, why are you seeking out a friendship with this?

Oh, with this? With this? With this person who's coming after me? Hey, and by the way, Anjay, thanks for telling me what I said about her. Are you a person that keeps confidence as? Yeah, don't I keep confidence as? Don't I keep confidence as? Okay, you know what?

From now on, I'm only dinoling with Craig. That's right. His list. I don't deal with unjust list anymore. Okay? So now Lisa starts to cry and I have a PhD in Lisa's behavior. Okay, that's our phone challenge. It's a surprise. It's because she doesn't want to deal with it. It's a surprise. What are we doing? I just want you. I just want you. You know what? I just have broken. I am a hot broken right now. I'm so hot broken. and I don't know if it's because I haven't had any food at this party Which is up for some reason has no catering, but I am hot broken right now And then when Lisa walks away it is because she is guilty and she has been caught red handed PhD It's just like the 1970s the way people walk out of doors to leave the house.

Wow, so Angie, wow, what a terrible fucking friend and an amazing addition. I think she will be holding a snowflake next year if she keeps this up. I'm very surprised. I'm very, very surprised that she's not fully on the house. There must be some issue or maybe she does that thing where she's like makes a splash. And then we don't see the rest of the season because she realizes she doesn't, like her husband is like,

you cannot be on this show. I need longer Angie, you know. Right. We've been sitting there the entire time. We didn't really talk about it. He's just sitting there during the entire fight, every now and then be like, but wait, I have something to say.

And they just totally ignore him. Yes, he is going to try to housewives it up too because he did try to get in there a couple of times where he's like, but that's what we're trying to ask. And they didn't let him get in. They're like, get out of here, husband. Yeah, I feel like he likes to break into a false set at once and he's in Christmas carols. Yes, that vibe.

Like, oh, like, solid night. Oh, that's just my husband again. Oh, like, solid night. Oh, that's just my husband again. Oh, God, well, super fun episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Everybody, we will be back tomorrow with some below dick, midtertoronine, later in the week with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale. And the end of the whole world.

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