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Episode Date: September 30, 2022

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So nice at the Salt Lake City ladies back. There's been so much drama on Beverly Hills. I feel like it's actually kind of overshadowed the fact that Salt Lake City, the winning show in the 2022 crappies is back. I'm so excited. It's back. It's back. And it's not this show's not fucking around. Okay. Gee. Yes. It's just as messy as we all remember it, although slightly less kooky now that America has been gone, but that's okay. But before we get into it, this episode is crap and it's on demand. Go to patreon.com slash watch or crap and if you support on the crap and it's on demand level, you don't just hear us doing this podcast, you can watch along with us, which is always

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all that stuff. It's time for us to get back into Real housewives of Salt Lake Toddlers, okay This episode is titled revenge works the spa First thing I'd say Meredith's face is so pretty. I mean, she's always pretty, but you know, she's one of those housewives that's just going to come up with a new damn face every season, okay? Yeah.

Keep this one. This is a keeper. Don't go change it and get all crazy like everybody else. This is it. Okay, this is the right sweater. It's the right face sweater. Keep it. I agree. It looks, it looks really, it's nice.

It's buffed. It's polished. It's, it's got all the things going for it. So great work there. The episode opens up. We see this kind of like grainy footage of Salt Lake City and it's like Salt Lake City, 2019. And it's like Jen Shaw holding a slate, like, action, you don't know what action does to me.

And it's like basically their casting tapes for the show. And we're seeing all the cast members in more innocent times when they just love each other and I guess believe that reality television is not going to just destroy all their friendships. Right. And life. And it's like what I've done for the last 20 years is direct response marketing. I make a million. Hey, you got to do what you got to do for many. I make a million. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do for money.

I'm like the wizard of Oz. And then we see Meredith be like, Olene Sun, I'm a man at the first Sundance that I lived in Utah. She, I know, she has my back. And I know she wants one's best for me and for Seth and my sweet little 22 year old toddler, Bruxy. And I know there's no all-gyre man there.

I like how she says ulterior. She says, I know there's no ulterior man with pink. Yeah, she does all-gyre. And then Lisa, sipping from a big gulp, is like, oh, she was like, oh my my god I love y'all and I was like I feel the same about How and I just want to make sure she's married at all the time because she's super consistent. She's a great person And then we have Whitney Heather and I have been friends for Yeah, yeah, I was from the top Heather and I have been friends for years and we're actually cousins blood blood bloodline cousins as opposed to you

know robot cousins people who both like Crescent cousins I mean I don't know which she was she was gonna go for there. Send Heather. Heather doesn't add up. Heather's like, she's like the best person I know. She's like such a good friend to me. She never explodes on me. I can tell her anything I want, critical or otherwise.

And I know she'll listen and we're just gonna talk it all out. I'm like, as long as we're doing the cast and tapes can we see Mary's too? Yeah, we have Mary being like, Jolly Beans? Well, probably, we're at least. Can we get Mary being like, I talked to the people in my closet,

because they were there. Myce, artisans, messengers, and they're gonna eat your toes. You have diabetes. So then now in 2022, so much has changed in the world. Actually a lot has changed in the world. It'll have to be honest. But now we see flashes of things to like, it's not really the trailer,

but things that are gonna go awry this season. So we see coach shopping like, it's not really the trailer, but it's like things that are gonna go awry this season. So we see Coat Shopping like, her time is coming. I just can't lie to you. This is a test for all of us, and then I'm going, I want to fucking kill myself. Everything has been taken away from me. Really? Didn't you use all of her retirement funds? Maybe this is not the person you should be crying to. You fucking the case. Who does that? Emuah leaves her mother broke and destitute

and then has the nerve to scream about how everything's been taken from her. Really, Jen? Wow. And then the tricksy monoclack require is so unoverdrived. They are, it is going nuts. Like during all this is going,

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho How is ranting like normal baby? Well to speak about your own dear friend that way, okay, okay You are my girl Heather show up for your people then you are saying our friendship is That that hurts me By the way, I also want to point out that these like very angry moments Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And this one Heather's wearing like some SNM, you know bikini type thing with a mesh netty go for it and her makeup So crazy and she goes fuck you for calling me a liar. You lost me bitch. You lost me So Heather tells us in her old interview in 2019 But what people really don't know about Salt Lake City is what lies beneath the image of perfection. Let me say that again.

God, this is unnerving. This is so unnerving. And then we hear like a boom. And then. It's like they reset the choir. No, it's a fact. I know these, these haws are turning into a real house. So I've just by the third season they're insane.

You know, what happened to the choir, the choir is all accusing each other of set, you know, sleeping with each other's choir husbands. So now what needs to be like a sound bat thing. Last season you did mention that Whitney had helmet hair and I missed it because I didn't totally understand what you're talking about But I was this the helmet hair you were talking about. Yeah, she has a rectangle head. It's so funny Yeah, it looks like like an old night Like you know the nights that are about to go jasting where they it's like round and comes down

But then it's like there's like a cut out here like a square cut out for their face to be like I'm going to challenge you as a John You know, we know how people say when you have a flat back of your head is because you weren't picked up enough, like your parents just left you in the crib all the time, which by the way, I totally get, not trying to shame any parents. I think Whitney was like putting a box, you know, she's like kind of just real back. Her head formed in like a shoe box or something because she has a rectangle head. She's just between two stripper poles.

She does bullsat, she does that bull sound thing. She's like, don't. She's like, and then Heather comes over. And of course, like with me, I just can't with people who do sound baths in their living room. I'm sorry, it doesn't work, okay? You're just crazy.

You're crazy. You find yourself doing that at home, find a therapist. That's what you need. Sound bath. Yeah, Ordin Tecretron or something. So then Jen is, Jen's at home doing her makeup

and everyone's just doing little things. And then Lisa's walking around, she's like, hey John. She's a typical Lisa. She's so sub like this. Holding a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big big is because this gallon just holding it up So we make sure the camera sees it, you know, and I love Lisa thinks that she's being filmed only in her face

She's lifting it up right next to her face wearing sunglasses Hi, I'm John, I'm going to lunch by and he's like, oh, yeah, how do you feel about going to lunch? I'll tell you when I'm John, I love to hike out. So now Meredith's in her car, and she's face timing her assistant Truman. She's like, well, now that Brooks doesn't live here anymore. I'm gotten you, Troman.

Hey, I'm on my assistant named Truman. Do you guys learn anything? Have you ever read a book? Truman Capote was the worst about hanging out with real housewives and then telling all of their shit to everybody else. If your name is Truman and you're trying to be a housewives assistant, I would say no to you,

right away. That's bad numerology. Also, there's Truman of the Truman show who didn't even realize he was on TV. So now you definitely know your secrets aren't safe because he's not even able to realize cameras are rolling when he says half his things. So Mary's like, well I'm on my way to meet someone for lunch.

I'm probably going to be unreachable for a few hours. Some people are calling me just saying I wasn't sure I want to be available. We never had a conversation in the first place. And this big meeting is between Lisa and Jen Shaw. It's like, jump, jump, jump. I married this job, just popping all over. She's like, oh, we need some for my marble. What's going on, Ali Shady?

So, Jen's like, oh my god, you riddled it really around the corner. She's like, I wasn't kidding when I saw her. I'm going around the corner. Yeah. Yeah, it's a big fake out, because you think that marital around the corner. She's like, I wasn't getting one. I'm like, I'm going to go around the corner. Yeah, it's a big fake out because you think that Meredith is going to be meeting up with Lisa, but when she gets out of the car with, and her jacket is like flowing out of the car, she's big. It's just, it's the classic Meredith Marx thing where she has like this elegant, you know, well, I shouldn't say that. It's more like a big flourish. She, what, I can't use my words, but a big over the top sort of train kind of moment

getting out of this SUV and like a suburban, like, just like, it's like at Michaels, you know. And so then, but she's meeting up with Jen Shaw, not with Lisa, which is the big twist. And in fact, it's Heather meeting with Lisa for launch. So it's like, ooh, things have changed. So it's- Change the alliances. So Meredith and Jen are at the spa.

And Meredith's like, if someone else you ain't eat my, if I was gonna hang out with Jen, I would've said not one, I've got a toddler at home. Once a lot of work. And then Jen's like miracles do happen. So they married. And then we see the clips of the past. Did you call my toddler or something?

No, it's on your Twitter. Well, when I worry in LA, I think she got an understanding of everything I went through last winter. And we see a flashback to the reunion where she's basically like saying all the stuff that she was going through. So everything hit her so much harder. And Jen, I think Jen just said like, I understand that. So, so fairly that's good enough for Meredith now.

Also, Jen is wearing Emerald Green, which is the color the high towers put on the beak and wind air declaring war. Friend of the watches house of the dragon. So Jen's like, cheers, cheers, here's to a new year and to do us. And Meredith's like, yeah, no more fighting, only upwards from now on. Yeah, Meredith is like, you know, it was a tough winter for both of us. I mean, I had a friend who talked behind me behind the door

and you had to face the possibility of going away for 30 years, which may be the rest of your life and never seeing your family again. Tough winter for both of us. Yes. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Meredith can go fuck herself. I'm done with her, cause I'm not a fucking whore, and I don't cheat on my husband. Herner dumb fucking family, the poses. Why don't you own a house? Oh wait, you can't, cause your husband changed his job every five minutes. Meredith is a piece of fucking shit.

I hit you back, and I'm offended by that. Fucked out, fucked that piece of shit garbage whore. I'm fucking hangin' her. She piece of shit garbage or a fucking hangar She's a whore she fucked without any York she can go fuck herself It was a tough winter for me having to share that but still getting to be a free woman so The monologue that will live on in infinity. Oh, so good so then Yeah, Jen has so that Mara's like,

well, you know, it's been a process talking about this monlock and everything she's like, and I'm dealing with it and so many ways. And Jen is like, well, I've been going through so much too. I mean, my trial starts in like a month and a half and like, I'm trying to play the birthday party for Koshah just to show how much I appreciate him. And like, I was planning on fighting Lisa and John.

I hope that's okay And then we go to Lisa and Heather and Lisa's like oh my god, you know what Heather's gonna take a Vita too Heather wants a Vita right Heather. I just want Vita. I need Vita And I was like okay, I mean I trust I trust Lisa with my alcohol Implicitly and she tells I mean, I agreed to meet Lisa because she said she needed me, and Lisa has never needed me. I mean, never needed me.

Yeah, the fact that she's scraping the bottom of the barrel to call me, probably the last person on Earth she wants to call, I mean, if I can do anything about, I mean, to know that I am basically the last stop on someone's talk express, that is an honor to me. So yes, I will meet with her. I'm so happy because she's like, if I can do something of value for Lisa, sure, I'll do it. Maybe. I'm like, you are so sad. You're basically telling us, I know Lisa is just trying to use my ass because no one else will speak to her. I mean, she just trying to use my ass because no one else will speak to her.

I'm in. She's talking to me. But I know that means she's so desperate. That's so weird. And she's wearing this show has the funniest interview looks to. Heather's interview, she's going to stress that's like slit down to her belly button. And what here are chains, but they're chains of pearl necklaces that look kind of like ribs. I mean, this you can't do a better in your head. You know what I'm saying?

Look, so at least it's like, so I need some out of the mardoth. I feel like you're able to navigate to difficult situations differently. I mean, I remember you had to figure out that whole balero jacket thing. So like, you you get it you understand a sticky situation and I feel like I you know I feel like you say what you're thinking and you say what you're feeling I New end up fine and I feel like now I'm like the wars parcel on earth It's like I went in with for it looking for a dog hook and came out with a dot pop say okay. I'm near your Advocerado should we do it? Jarris that's your cheers and it's like oh my god

You've never asked you the cheers before. Okay. Well, look, here's the thing. You were banished. So what's the most sacred thing to have there? Family, family, family, family, family, family, you came for 500 please. You came for her family. You came for her family. Yeah. I was like how she jumped in like it was family feud family. I choose family Survey says 100 yes I mean come for a family. I was in a blind rage. So it wasn't intentional I didn't come for a family on intention because it was blind rage. He was blind I was blind right now. I'd basically that guy Roy who plays a piano doesn't open his eyes

It's like that it's like that not what's as much entertainment, but it was blind rage, blind rage. And Heather's like, yeah, but still, she goes, no, I get it, I get it. This is the moment where I just say, I got it to everything. Yeah. So now you have to make it right, because the reasons you're gonna be asked aren't like one.

Is that really how you feel about Meredith? What do you think? What do you think, Heather? What do you think? Well, I don't know what to think about how you really feel. It's just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,? What do you think, Heather? What do you think? Well, I don't know what to think about how you really feel. It's just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I met her, she's like, well I'm still trying to figure out where I stand on everything. I mean she completely defamed my character on things that just aren't true. So then you say where did this come from?

Are you listening to rumors and spreading rumors on these rumors messing with my life? Because at the end of the day, I'm hearing rumors left right and center about Lisa and am I spreading them? No. Will I start spreading them? No, I start mentioning them, but I'm not spreading them.

Yeah. You know, Jen's just smiling like the cat that got a little mouse, you know, she's loving this. And Jen's like, yeah, got a little mouse, you know, she's loving this. And, um, Jen's like, yeah, I mean, what, what, uh, Lisa, Barlow said about her sister and best friend, Meredith needs to monetize that, make garbage trash or T shirts. That's what she needs to do. And when she does, I'm going to have my assistant in her shop right away to steal one for her. I don't know if that's Meredith Marx's elegant brand.

So Jen's like, so- Of course Jen is suggesting she monetizes other people's quotes too. You know, that's what's so Jen. It's like Jen, the only thing she can think of for Meredith to monetize is something that's stolen. So Jen, be Jen, Jenning. Yes. Okay, that's Gen-Genny. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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You're really a bigger person right now. I love that. So she tells us, do I want to dig in the wings, huh? Oh, I really am. Oh, interesting. Meanwhile, she's wearing like a Star Trek dress, like a purple Star Trek dress, with one shoulder pad here and the other kind of locked over I nobody ever tells her if Meredith's your shoulder pad is locked over

Well listen, I don't want to dig and delete those stuff. I really have no interest But if you're gonna sit there and talk about everyone else fair game at this point fair fair and about everyone else, fair game at this point, fair. Fair game. Yeah. And she's like, there are rumors. I'm just not getting in, there's a rumor. And she was like, but Lisa's having an affair. Yeah, I'm hearing the same thing. Yeah, Lisa's having an affair.

It's not me too. This show is so villainous. I just love it. They're just so unashamed of being horrible human beings. I know. So back at the other lunch, Heather's like, well, Lisa, even if what you did say was justified, I didn't think it was justified. I didn't think it was justified. Not at all. It's not looking. I don't even look. I even thought my Justin Trimble Lake album that's called justified. It's not justified at all. And Heather's like, well, she tells her, well, you're gonna have to eat shit for a long time. You're just gonna say, sorry, I was wrong and eat shit.

And then Lisa just blinks, you know, like she's not hearing what she wants to hear at all. So she just blinks and reminds herself not to say shit right now. So Lisa's like, you know, I hear you, I hear you, I hear you, Fida, I need more to keep that I hear you. But some time I got it, I hear it, fast-ropped. Like to keep it. I hear it, put some time to go get it. I hear it, flash off.

Like you see her just breaking down a little bit inside behind the blinks. Yeah, and Heather tells us, I don't think Helmble Pie is something Lisa likes, he will ever eat or will first or never even pretend to enjoy eating and all three of those things need to occur for her to bridge this gap with Meredith and then it cuts to Lisa.

And you know, whenever they give Lisa a joke line, she's always so unchill about it. She goes, I've eaten so much humble pie. It's amazing. I still fit in this dress. It's like, can you try not to wake as hard as while you tell us your joke line? And then for some reason, it just cuts to Meredith. Just she doesn't say anything. It just cuts to her in the hot tub and she's shrugging like. Yeah. And then they got away again. So then we go to Whitney's kitchen, this dumb dumb.

Okay. So Whitney's in her kitchen and a normal everyday outfit you wear in your kitchen, leather jeans and a polka dot sleeve list dress with lace shoulder sleeves, you know, just how we all make our eggs. And Bobby is sitting in her chair because she's always sitting on like a stool at the island and she is riding down.

Pros and cons about guys, pros, direct ledic and they have good style, which maybe talk about. Well, good style. Whitney goes, oh yeah, good style. That's a big one. Have you seen Justin? Okay, here he is because he's in like a very tight Tommy Bahama shirt from five years ago.

Okay. Yeah. And so then Heather comes over and Whitney's like like get in here. I need you to rest. I need you to rescue me right now Heather's like well, what's going on? She's like I'm Bobby's like well, I'm working on pros and cons about guys It's like by the way. It's good thing Jen Shaw wasn't there because she might have had a connection that a hearing the word con But it either way Heather's like she's like oh well, it hard to ask me hard for me to get any cons from me about guys, Bobby. God, I'm a regular slut now, got on a bone,

any one of them. I'm sorry, Bobby, without me, I've been a little too mature for you. And Whitney's like, she is completely and utterly boy crazy right now. And Heather says, sixth grade, I remember sixth grade. She's kidding, I'm just gonna lift it up my grade. Ah, just kidding, just kidding. Just lift it up my shirt.

I'm just kidding. I'm not a good time girl. Not a good time girl. I went and he said, wait a minute. I didn't have my first kiss until I was 15. Bob, it's like, that's too long. So then when he tells us, I was a good little Mormon girl. I followed all the rules.

I was not interested in boys until the Mormon handbook told me I could be and then when I was I thought to myself, something's not adding up. And Bobby's like, um, yeah, I mean, I just put, doesn't listen to me as a con and Heather goes, honey, take that off your list. You don't want someone that does exactly what you say. And she tells us, Bobby Rose has some ridiculously high standards. I mean, I just want to take a sharpie and say, never going to get it. Never going to get it. Settle, settle, settle, settle.

I mean, don't you want to be like your mom? Settle, settle, settle. Come on now. So funny. And how there's like, um, okay, you can dress a guy. So take that one off there. It doesn't have to be well dressed. And not attractive. Come on. Ugly sex is going to change your life. So let's take that off of there. Okay. You want an ugly person that doesn't listen to you and doesn't have a job. That's what you're going for. I know. So now, um, one day earlier, uh, we see, there's like a random flashback of Whitney and Heather

Face timing with Heather telling telling Whitney that she's gonna meet up with Lisa and Whitney's eyes be like, what? So now they all go downstairs and they go into the basement and they've made a speakeasy like bookcases open up like Like the most, like the most, like, like, plain, speakeasy, some hot and speakeasy, they put like fluorescent lighting and their speakeasy bar thing. It's like Magnolia home down there. Yeah. So they open up this thing and Heather, she says, do you want Rosea or Tequila? And she's like, well, you know, in a

nod to me being with Kenon Lisa Barlow lately, let's do Tequila. And Whitney's like, well, you know, in a nod to me being with Kenon Lisa Barlow lately, let's do tequila. And Whitney's like, oh, that's good. Because as much as I want to be like, no girl, run, I guess we need to get over our shit. Yeah, because Whitney has been on a, she's like, I've been on a healing journey. I've had a big healing session with Megan the other day,

boop-a-doo-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup- girl that's a really big deal. It's really big. So we see this clip with Megan and she's like, oh my god, this stuff is like staying in your gut and the great thing about drama is clearing out the energy and it allows you to move forward. So just think of this trauma and ask it. Trauma, are you still there? Trauma, are you there? Yeah, because the great thing about trauma in your early childhood is that yeah, your life has sucked for so long because of it, but it also allows you to have energy to move forward. So yeah, let's just rush it out of there. You want to buy this bowl? It's $90, so it makes sounds. Yeah, that bowl is a really big deal.

So then, what it means telling Heather, it really hit me that one of the biggest wounds I have is the church and this tether. I hope you heard that word. I'm gonna use it a lot. I just learned it. Tether, and I came to the realization, closed this chapter and asked them to remove my name.

That's a tether. I'm glad that it that Whitney finally came through realization that the biggest wound in her life is the church. I mean, I kind of that's like, it's like, hey, I can't even come up with anything comparable. Like your entire storyline has been about leaving the church. Exactly. I know she's- I know she's not been damaged by the church.

Yeah. So Heather's like, well, I mean, well Heather, whose story really has been this, is mortified, right? She's like, well, if you do that, what changes in your day-to-day life? She's like, nothing really. I mean, right now, my name is in the church books,

and I have a bar in my basement. But then, if I get my name's taken off of the books, I'm gonna have a bar in my basement. Now, there's like, yeah, so what do you need to do it? I wouldn't use like, having my name on the records of the Mormon church means there's still check tracking what I'm doing, and they still send people to my house and they install tether ball. It's just and I'm a tether. It's a tether, Heather. Oh my god

that rhymes. And Justin goes, yeah, but to know Whitney is to know the freedom that comes with release. Like, okay, we don't need to talk about your ED right now, sir. Okay. Another time we're talking about religion. Let's keep things separated. And when he says, she's like, talks about Mormonism and she goes, the treatment of women alone,

I mean, women are subordinate to men. I wanna break that. She really goes subordinate. I wanna break that because She really goes subordinate. I want to break that because I am a woman, a non subordinate woman. Yeah. And I can do whatever I want. She goes, I'm a woman. Yes, Whitney, you're a woman. And I'm a woman. And I can do what I want to because I'm a woman. Yes, Whitney, congr Congrats. So when you do this, you're saying, I choose outer darkness and no communion with God over being remembered as a member of the Mormon

church. And she tells us, you know, the Mormons believe that our names are recorded in a ledger for God. And when you have your name removed, it's like a steel door on that version of heaven forever. It's okay. We got patio lights, so we don't have, it's okay. No, well outer darkness is not a literal thing Whitney. Oh, oh, well, that's okay. We like our lights anyway.

I love that when people talk about heaven, they're like, oh my God, heaven is paradise. You're not judged. You're not judged at all. And the second you get to heaven, you have to wait to see if you're on a list. I mean, what the fuck? Well, I also like, I feel like this scene,

or so I have, okay, this is Whitney's journey. The entire season is gonna be Whitney, you know, going around telling her family, she's gonna quit, or something like that, and it's gonna culminate with her having to go in meet, having this moment and it's gonna be dramatic, and it's gonna be emotional and difficult process. And then she goes, I just have to go to quitbormin.com.

I was like, oh, I love quitmoremin.com. They really do have a site for everything. Oh, so Heather's like, yeah, I mean, there's no doubt when I hear thinking this, like I think can I ever do this? I mean, and there's a form that says, I demand you to leave my records within five days and Heather is crying and she's saying,

like without my dad gone, I still wanna be a good daughter and my mom's not speaking to me, I still wanna be a good daughter. But I don't know if my family would recover if they know I took myself off the Mormon list. I mean, I've already done so much shitty things, so many shitty things to Mormonism. That would be like the final knife in their back. Yeah, and then when he pulls out the letter, she prints out the letter saying,

Heather, this is the letter. The letter to get rid of the tether, Heather. It's a, it's a, it's a non tether, letter, Heather. Should I serve it in leather? And Heather's like, you printed it. Just yeah. And then there's this drama music and Heather hands her a pin. And Justin's like, do you think there's anything you need right now, babe? How about a little release? Not now, Justin. I cannot sign this fast enough. Heather, thank you for being here for me. I know you hate it when I get mushy and feeling. And she's like, just bring it in. I love that Whitney's scientists paper so proudly in her home speak easy.

She's like, I am leaving Mormonism. Sign from my speak easy. We have Okahaw here. Oh wait, this is just my Sam's Club renewal form. Oh man. Another cuz you are totally fearless and you're not afraid of the outer dark. Wow. See you never in eternity. So then, there was a deer grazing, which was nice

as a reminder that Potomac is coming up. And now Jen is in her new humble home, her is nice as a reminder that Potomac is coming up. And now Jen is in her new humble home, her new rental, a little brick house, a little brick house, a little tiny little brick house, basically is a adorable, a good person's house, the house that only good people, good, honest, innocent citizens would live in. Yeah, she's like, I've been adjusting because we went from 9,000 square feet to half of that. I was like, so you live in the 4,500 square foot home

and I'm supposed to fucking cry for you. All right guys. Seriously. I went from a Barbie Dreamhouse closet to a normal Dreamhouse closet. And you know, but Coach Shaw was the voice of reason and like in our marriage, he sat down and discussed this and we got that CD where he's like,

we have to downsize. I'm not gonna yell at you because we're on camera. Yeah, that advice is coming 10 years too late. Okay, okay. And so she's like, yeah, in addition to the shit house, I had to downsize the Shaw Squad. So I'm doing my best, that's all I can say. For example, how does this fireplace work?

I mean, am I supposed to know how to do this? Am I right? Am I right? So then coach Shaw walks in walking like Frankenstein. He's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, he's like, got a film scene. Yeah, he's miserable and exhausted. I mean, this guy is just like, oh my God,

can I get a coffee? It would be nice to get a coffee. It would be really nice because let's talk about your party. It's like great. We can talk about more ways you're going to spend money when I'm the only one making it in this family. Great, honey. I can't wait to talk about this. So she started talking about her friend Angie, which is not the Angie from last season. This is like new Angie. And she went to college with Angie. And the reason why we're bringing up Angie

is because she's gonna be throwing the party for a shot. They're gonna use her nice house. And Angie also went to high school with Heather. So she has links to this cast. And Jen, she's like, you know, I'm used to having hosting parties in my house, but like every penny is literally going to fight my gaze. Cause you might not think of this,

but I can operate on a budget. I can be interested on a budget. I'm an innocent person on a budget. Well, obviously you're not doing that well on a budget cause you need to get your nails filled. They do a close up of her nails. So she's like, the theme of the party is Harlem Nights because you love that movie.

Because honey, honey, you do realize that we're in Utah and that movie is in Harlem not a lot of black folks here honey are we just gonna import black people to go yeah do we really want to risk what needs showing up in blackface we know this might happen right I know right now I love nights being party in Utah. And you talk. I mean, you're just, I feel like you're just throwing a worm in the water. You know what I was going to be? Like, there'll be some problematic things happening.

It may not, doesn't happen. But she's like, no, we're going to import black people. So then basically, they're going to invite like his fraternity brothers and family, et cetera. So he's like, okay, I guess. So she's, she's like an invite, Heather and Whitney. So she's just like an invite Heather and Whitney, and she wants to invite Lisa and John, the Meredith is gonna be there too.

And he's like, well listen, listen, I don't want this party to be a platform for somebody to confront something. You know, oh, I need to tell her how I feel. Like, do that somewhere else because, you know, there are a lot of things that are more important than that. And we wanna have a good time. I'm like, excuse me, Coach, what is your definition of a good time? Isn't it watching two people fight at your party? That is the definition

of a good time. I know your job is like people physically throwing each other down and giving each other brain damage. At least her job is just figuratively. Come on. Who are you to judge? So Jen's like, my trial date is in seven weeks, and I'm like the only defendant that is still going to trial. Like, I have no idea what's going on with the other defendants or why they took a plea deal, but to turn on you, why the fuck do you think? How stupid do you think we are?

By the way, in case anybody doesn't keep up, Jen pleaded guilty. And very, very guilty. Okay, she had to specify every last thing she did wrong. So while she spouts all this bullshit during the season, just know that, just know that. Yeah, that's the direction, it's gonna be going. Yeah.

So he's basically like saying that they have to get ready for the trial. So now Meredith and Seth are at home unpacking groceries, being just happy fun couple in their new house and Meredith is like, Seth, why did you get ramen noodles? And did you think that we're college students or something like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And he's like, you send the guy to the grocery store and this is what you're gonna get guys, am I right? You know, for a guy who can't keep a job, this is what we eat, jelly and ramen noodles. I remember that room we're about how I can't keep a job. But I mean, jelly, you got jelly, self-can, you're crazy. I'm like, these are two people who've never been to supermarket or perhaps even eaten anything because I don't understand the shaming of jelly I feel like jelly is like such a

Normal grocery like it's not like a strange extravagance at all, but you're like wow you got jelly Wow, that is a crazy crazy thing. Well, it's definitely what he shops for when he's in Ohio, right? It's like Roman noodles, peanut butter and jelly. You know, that's what you're gonna have. So he's like, so where do you want to trench? Yeah, babe. And she's like, I'm having fun bringing an empty master wander. And we're enjoying going wherever we want.

Despite what Lisa says, I can own multiple home. Now that the kids are out of the house and daycare, Like what Lisa says, I can almost blow up. Now that the kids are out of the house and daycare, and Seth is working remotely watching the nanny cam, we can go and appear some one, one, one, one, one too. So she says what she's really mad at Lisa about is that in general life she's talking about is 4,000 employees that you have.

That could affect a thing or a line. He just might have 4,000 employees. No, he doesn't. I don't believe this for a second. Last I saw he was trying to be a life coach. Yeah, I mean, people with 4,000 employees don't feel the need to become a life coach. Everybody I know who becomes a life coach is a broke ass. Everybody. Yeah.

And by the way, you know what else could ruin your career and put 4,000 employees at risk? Seaselessly talking about your wife's friends boobs and burying her head in the boot cake and being a total creep. That could do it too. But Meredith is pissed because they didn't take a long break before the last season in this. They shot it to the reunion and shot again. I like to have not had any break to cool down so she is pissed. She's like, well, that is pretty self-centered.

I want to say what is her husband to? Really? What does he do for a living? Other than follow Lisa, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, they probably like this jelly. And we should probably send it to my jelly eater. I wasn't writing for this jelly. And then we see a montage of John just following Lisa around for two years.

Yes. I need a diet coke. I want Taco Bell. Get two tables and four chairs. It's cold, you two are John. I'm not going to be out here. You do it John. The commercials.

Here comes one right now. I hear that they own the stillery in Mexico. Have they ever gone to Mexico since we met them? I mean, she's questioning our fine asses and yet I see ACC documents that I totally did not look up in at all because I'm not into looking up dirt but I did just happen to turn on the TV and it was the ACC document program and they were profiling this document that showed that their company's not making any money.

Oh fat! And she's going on and on, and she's like scratching his head and scratching. It's like, oh god, please, let's stop digging into each other. And Meredith is like, well, I'll just document anyone can read. And it just shows the buy-ros. We're crowdfunding for their bifnys. And it showed that in 2018. They were in that. It shows us the paper and I showed that in 2018. They were in debt.

It shows us the pay for it. It's like 25 grand. I mean, 25 grand isn't that bad, you know, for business. Yeah. Compared to the other cast members you have on this show, one of whom you're becoming bed buddies with this season, man. Yeah. I mean, Sonia Morgan, I mean, she sort of set the bar for what debt we expect on

the air could be it. Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric,

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Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Me too. And I think like she doesn't dig up stuff as if just going to get a file from the SEC is just a simple easy thing

So she's like well, she's busy questioning our light show her fairest cheating whatever you want to call it And she's sleeping with people because there's rumors flying around about her And she tells she shows this life of perfection, but what she hears about Lisa is not so great. I have never exchanged sex for money. That's what a horn of maybe someone else has. I don't know. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in 2018, according to the SEC and according to the horse EC There's 25,000 dollars of payments made to over China. I don't know that's just what I saw in a document. That was public so then

It's like hard rock cause by the way I do want to say sorry to interrupt that when she shrug when Mara the shrugs And it's like I don't know she drinks from an I love New York mug, which I feel like was there coded reference to Mara Meredith slept with all of New York City. I feel like that's what that was. I think she was her little sight gag Yeah So Whitney's getting dressed Yeah, um, so Whitney's getting dressed, um, and she, I don't care. I'm not sure how concise these buns are gonna work, but I don't care. I don't know why I'm writing stuff. Oh, they're talking about pasties.

And so they're shoving pasties in front of her boobs. And then we get a Meredith and Seth getting dressed for the big party. And Seth is like, what's the theme? What is it Brooklyn Knights? Guys, don't remember things. I mean, Brooklyn Knights. Oh, there he is. God, how funny. You can't remember at all.

And then we see, there's like a PNS playing at Angie's house and Angie's like overseeing everything. Yeah, absolutely. And she didn't get the memo on the Harlem Knights party. Okay, there's like tiny little sushi, counterpays and the music is like Yeah, they did just set up a little bandstand those like 1920s bandstands, you know, those things. Yeah, I think I'm actually read the e-vite. Why'd she get the piano player from Nordstroms? It's happening. Why'd she get the piano player from Nordstroms? It's happening.

I know. And I had her talking about how she knew she's known Angie since she was like 15 and Angie was the coolest girl at the 10 year reunion, I guess, because she's wealthy and stuff. So then we see pictures of Angie in high school and wow, talk about who's doing the faces out there. I mean, good Lord, did you just drop the woman off of the counter, grab the back of her head and so? I mean, what's happening? It the woman off of the counter grab the back of her head and so I mean what what's Happening it doesn't look like the same person

No, so then um Lisa Lisa. Oh my god. This is so pretty. It sounds like there's a lot of fun happening I love that. I love that. I hope it's fully kind of I love that I don't even know but I'm walking into at this point I know if the roles were reversed, I would be opening hearing the apology, but you know, I wouldn't throw away a 10-yard relationship over one bad mama. Just one blog, blind, like blind, ranting moment. That's all just ranting to myself. As if then she walks in and she's like, hi, you look gorgeous. Hi, you're gorgeous, too. Hi Heather, you look good and Heather's like, hi, you look gorgeous. Hi, you're gorgeous.

Tell her, hi Heather, you look good and Heather said, oh my god, you've never set that to me in a party before. So amazing. So good. And then coach and Jen arrive and everyone claps and he's like, oh my god, I should have one sick one. Like everyone sparkly except for a ma. And then there's like more hugs and more hugs

and now Meredith and Seth arrive. And it's like, dun, dun, dun, Meredith in the same room as Lisa Barlow. Yeah. And Lisa's talking to somebody at the party. Oh, yes, doing great. We're doing the hard stuff, so I write, nah, if I cry, I sigh.

And then Meredith is meeting people and whatever. Party starts. So there's like crap tables set up and all this stuff and Sharif is talking to Seth and Heather and Sharif is like does does your baby love Santa Barbara Heather? She's like oh yeah loves it there. He's like yes mama straight-ass mother. You're a mother. Yes, that's going great. Does she have five closets? That's just Jen. It's a lot of closets. It's a lot of closets, honey. It's a lot of course, Sharif. Like snap out of it, Sharif. It's gonna be okay for you. It's gonna be okay for you.

And then big baby is there who's a basketball performer basketball player and so I had there's like eyeing him and she's like the upgrade From Big Daddy to Big Baby is like going from a Shirley Temple to a pin your colada. I was like well I think until he starts talking to you, which he doesn't seem to do this entire episode I don't think you get to talk about upgrading from Big Daddy to Big Baby yet Also she goes from a child drink to a child drink with like a little alcohol in it. I know. I'll tell you what's not an upgrade, Big Baby's Blazer.

Did not support it. There was a lot of business on the back. It was hard for a man who's eight feet tall and wide. What's the big thing out there? He can get a tailor made. Like that was ridiculous. There was like, there was way too much pizzazz on the back there So then Heather is talking to Meredith and she's like, um, yeah, we haven't I met with Lisa

And I haven't really had a chance to talk to you about that But like I just don't want to burn the burden the night, you know, I'm just glad you're here So I'm just here to start to stir the ship, but I'm not gonna finish stirring this. I can I can just wait I'll be over there. Oh, I just wanted to say Lisa said hi to me and I'm just here to start to stir the ship, but I'm not gonna finish stirring this. I can just wait. I'll be over there. Oh, I just wanted to say, Lisa said hi to me and I'm looking great. That's never happened. It is never happened literally. Well, I don't think I have a big deal. I mean, I'm here right now. What is a big deal? Is that Seth Bot Jelly? Can you believe that Seth Bot Jelly? Wow. We're just regular American couple. And then there's like, no, it is a huge deal. It is a huge deal.

Well, if anyone should be wallowing and crying in the corner, it's not me. I didn't do anything wrong. I'll tell you who should be wallowing. Someone who might may or may not be a prostitute, just saying I've heard things. And Heather's like, yeah, she's a woman of principle, but there is a woman proverb that says where much is given, much is expected. So if you've given 10 years, you're expected to at least have a conversation about the friendship. Also, if you've given a few hours to a party, meatballs are expected. Thank you. Just want to put that out there.

So other, you know, party scenes are playing crafts, people are hunting, and then it's time for Jen to give a speech, which of course is Jen, so Jen. This year was very special, and it's important for me to like show you how much I loved you and appreciate you. Like, I know we've been through a lot, because like of everything we've been going through, like, everything we've been going through, like you guys, to like, be here and appreciate you. I know we've been through a lot because of everything we've been going through. Like, everything we've been going through, like you guys, to be here and support us. Celebrate us. Yes, Jen, we support you. We saw an old person outside. Knock him down and take their purse, Jen. We love you.

You're all fucking disgusting that you're sitting around. Just celebrating Jen who did that to old people. That is horrible shame on all of you. Shame. Let's not. No one said that. You know that her son was in the back of the party with a boom box pressing play of Jen being like, we love you Jen. We love you Jen. Pre-recorded support. So anyway, then the coach is like, you know, the one thing that can bring me to tears is almost instantly is thinking of my life without my wife on my side. Happy, happy tears.

So then he's gonna be like, he's gonna be crying. All right, he's gonna be like, thank you. God just throwing shit into boxes. Thank you. And then I thought this was funny. The show started to play just a jiggle. Oh, did you notice that? Like as the playing jazz in music. And I thought like this is such an appropriate song because it's about a criminal. It's about, it's, it's about someone pouring themselves out.

And it's also like the most like Gen Shaw Song. I don't got nobody, nobody, nobody loves me, nobody wants me. Oh, she'll be loved, you'll be loved, you'll be loved, you'll be loved, you'll be loved. They should have done that all in haze. And it's also what he's going to be when she's away. So then Seth and John are hugging, so it's really awkward, right? And John especially is really awkward because Seth, you know, Seth's been kind of cool about it. And John's just looking around around like Lisa might see this

Lisa might see this and Seth's like hey you look good and he's like, uh, you went down long I mean if you can break away Be sure to let me know I'll be I'll be somewhere if you can break away Because John already has a base level of awkwardness even in the best scenario, like even in best conditions, like a very warm open environment. So to be in this situation, he's like, oh, it's like, yeah, you know, whatever our wives are up to, you know, that's their thing.

But like you and I and John goes, yes, uh-huh, yes. Yeah, but our relationship, like, I'm not accountable for mayor's behavior. I know you're not accountable for Lisa's behavior. And he's like, mm-hmm, for sure, right? For sure. And then he does like a really awkward pat on Seth's shoulder. Like, right. Okay.

Here, I'm talking to a dead person right now. Like, I can't, I'm seeing ghosts. Okay. I can't talk to you. He goes, never change, never change. I like your tie. I like your tie. So now there's like more dancing and now Lisa is, some of them are sitting outside like a black track table and Lisa joins us. Hey, what, what a, like, what if I have the King guys, what if I have the King guys what if I have the King which barely makes any sense

And how there's like so are you gonna say anything to Meredith or Seth? I'm like, I don't think the time is right. Just yeah, it's not about that. I mean you could say something You could you look right Heather. Oh my god. Thank you. We've never said that to me Oh my god, thank you. We've never said that to me Well, you know what um She just really needs us to be there for her. I guess Jen I'm talking about Jen. I remembered so I have an idea Let's go to Scottsdale Arizona like yay I'm going all in on this trip and so she goes over it she's like uh oh that is not a good sign for this trip

haha haha how exciting we get to have another regional trip in the Southwest on our show. This cast is going to be so happy when Jen finally goes to jail and they can leave the country. I hope they get the best. I hope they get a whole European vacation. Go everywhere. You guys deserve it. Have they even been able to make it to the East Coast? They've gone to Las Vegas. They've gone to Las Vegas. They've gone to Vale. They've have to even be able to make it to the east coast. They've gone to Las Vegas. They've gone to Las Vegas. They've gone to Vale. They've gone to like price canyon. Yeah, it's like a lot looking good. Yeah. So Lisa passes Meredith and she's like, oh my god. Hi, Meredith and hug sir and Meredith is like. and Meredith is like, oh, she's like, all right.

At some point, I want to talk to you. If you're up and too much, she's like, I mean, okay. And she tells us, you know what? You have two months to reach out. Only me alone, just me alone. I just want you to know, I love you.

And I'm really, really sorry. And the Meredith tells us, only we don't know. So then, and then, what, who is this? Is that right? Heater? That's a ho-heather.

Basically, she walks off, right? So Lisa's like, oh, stop, stop, can I hug you, sad? Sad? Is that okay if I hug you, don't have to, it's like, okay, you know, it was just crazy like I still don't understand it And you know Meredith was devastated. It's just Yeah, this is a lot rage wasn't about your family. It was just a blah blah blah

And so it's like it was hard on me. Yeah, no on me. Yaaah no. Yaaah no. I'm devastated. Sad? I don't even know. Look, I'm crying, Sad. Sad. I don't even know why I sat those things. Like, I don't feel that way about that. And I don't feel that way about, y'all. Like, I don't.

Like, I don't. I don't, Sad. I don't. And now the choir starts going totally nuts. And the choir's going, that's like so high. It's like, so Meredith is just watching this. And she's like, oh my God,

Seth is talking to Meredith, whatever, whatever. So it goes, yeah, and you know, it was just really surprised by that, Lisa, because that's not the Lisa we know, this behavior, it was so hurtful. She's, yeah, well, I hope you know, I can't sleep. And John is like, it's gonna be okay. And I hope you know I can't sleep and John is like it's gonna be okay and I'm like I don't think it's gonna be okay John one least a bar though two least a bar though three least a bar so many least a bar low sheep I woke up yesterday

with 300,000 least a bar low sheep so I'm stopped so I'm sorry why is this happening here or it's been two months. She could have texted me. She could have texted Seth. She could have even texted Bruxy on his Fisher Price cell phone, but she didn't. If you want to talk to me, tell us, but why are you attacking my husband right now while we're trying to have fun and celebrate your husband and also appreciate the finer qualities of jelly, which was just purchased. and celebrate your husband and also appreciate the fine or quality of Jellie, which was just purchased.

And Lee says he's not letting her off the hook. He's like, yeah, none of it really makes, I don't know why you would do that. And she's like, yeah, I understand, Seth. Like, I don't even remember saying those things. Like, and you know what, I did feel hurt, Seth. I did, like, I understand my death was hiding, but I was hiding too. Like, I'm not making excuses. I was just, it was like a place of high.

It was a place of high. High-diag. High-diag. Everyone was saying that's not your friend. That's not your friend. That's not Diet Coke. It's like hard to know what is true anymore. And I was just like, I was hurting.

Like she was hurting, but I was hurting. And we were all hurting, you know what I'm saying? And I thought that was funny because that was true. I mean, it doesn't let Lisa off the hook, but that is what happened. They were on the way up there in that sprinter van and everyone's like, but Meredith's not a good friend to you. When are you gonna stand up to Meredith?

They were. Where? What are you gonna do that? And by the time she got there, Lisa was like, I am Meredith now! I don't know! I remember being like, what are you even doing? Are you that easily swayed? My guy.

And the music now on the show there's like pounding drums like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And it's just like Seth me like yeah but none of this makes sense to me. Seth I understand I don't even remember saying those things. I just I know I felt hurt and like I understand Meredith was hurting. I was hurting too. And you know what? It was just, it was hard. And he's like, but it just seemed so hateful. But it wasn't hurt.

It wasn't hateful. Even though I don't remember saying it, I can say it wasn't hateful. And it was, it was her. I'm human. I thought I was hurting. And I was like, it was hurt. I was hurt.

But that rant, that rant you gave, I mean, that's like a meme that's on fucking Etsy posters that people are selling is artwork. You know that right? But it was in private space. It was private. Like it was private so like I don't expect you to forgive me in public but like that was private.

I'm a girl, girl. I have four sisters that I'm responsible for. I have my stuff too. Okay, nobody knows what's going on with me, especially in a private space because it was a private space where I was going through things and it wasn't from her Even though I don't remember not saying or remember the entire moment, but I do remember that I didn't say it Meanly so she gets upset and leaves basically She's like, I gotta go. I gotta go So then Jen and Meredith and Seth are talking and she's like, oh my god. What was she saying?

And he's like, um, I didn't really even understand it. She counted Lisa Barlow's and looked over her head. I'll just at least a Barlow sheep. Jesus Christ. Yeah, said something about Diet Coke, Sisters and Privacy. I'm not really sure what any of it meant. And Lisa's being, she leases all, do I have a problem saying, sorry, never.

But do I have a problem taking accountability for my actions or words? Not at all. But at some point, if it's not being hard and their positive isn't being accepted, I have to move on. So now Lisa's going to start blaming Meredith for not accepting Lisa's terrible apologies. So then says, yeah, but the bad news is I don't think she's accepting accountability or taking accountability. It's like, is it an apology when you excuse the behavior?

No. And then we see Lisa leaving and they walk past. I swear to God, it's Maywest. I mean, this lady just like in a glitter dress, I kind of leaning on accounts. I come back and say me some time now. And that was the end. That was it. Yeah. And that was the end. That was it.

Yeah. It's the end of Salt Lake City fun premiere. Very good. Very good premiere. Well, very exciting stuff. We will be back tomorrow with Southern, the Southern Charm season finale. Wow.

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