Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC Part Two: Petty in Pink

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

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Welcome, this is part two of a two-part recap for real housewives of Salt Lake City. We just cannot shut up about these people. Thank you so much for being here and enjoy the show. I'm loving a poor housewife. I'm like, this is the version of Gina that I want. Yes. You know, so we have Monica and she's with her mom. Like, they have like, they're doing their own sitcom by the way in this house. This is a whole different show.

This is like, this is a 19, show like him on a 1989 on T.J.F. It's like Monica, Monica and her mom and the kids, okay? Yes. So they're like, she's helped do indoors. I'm like, honey, how many orders do I need to help you with today? And she's like, just 30 to day mom. And she's like, well, I'm gonna be very helpful.

Are not you doing your nails mom? Yeah, I'm doing my nails instead of working. Yeah, I'm gonna do my nails. Am I being helpful, honey? All right, you're laying it on a little thick, but I'm gonna do the same thing. Am I being helpful, honey? All right, you're laying it on a little thick, but I'm liking it. I love it for a first improvised scene. Yeah, and Monica's like,

so how's Niana and Linda's like, oh, she's good, she's actually super sweet, oh, really? Because she's like, normally so mean to you. She's like, yeah, well, she's high maintenance, but that's okay. We like her. So then we find out their grandma, right? Her mom, Linda's mom. Yeah. And so Monica is saying Monica says that she's 50% Colombian, 50% Portuguese.

And that makes her think Steve, think Steve, think Steve. And she was born in Boston and then she wound up in Salt Lake City 10 years ago and then when she moved to Salt Lake City, her mom followed Linda followed her and now her Linda and Nana Olivia live three minutes away. Yes, and now she works, wait, now I live current, now I live right by my grandmother and my mom is like two minutes away or whatever And she has four girls and they know their Portuguese and yeah, they know their Portuguese grandmother It's what she's saying so much in shorthand. I'm so sorry. I think my brain was being frazzled I was like, oh my god. This is amazing

Just like random letters coming on so they're all we see clips of all of the latest daughters, the grandma and Linda in the house. Okay, it's like two days ago. And Linda's asking one of her daughters, the amiss Boston, Monica's like, Mom, don't bring up Boston. She gets sad. And Alvillita's like,

don't yell. I don't like loud. I don't like loud. Talk nice. Talk soft. But she has a nice, she has a knife on her hand. She's like, I don't like loud. I don't like loud She has a good knife. She has a knife in her hand. She's like I like soft I like soft Soft and Like sorry mom. It's just no Wait, should we take the knife away from please have Olivia on as much as possible, bro. I make every episode about Olivia the

Angry abuela I fucking loved that so Monica's a cake to knife so Monica said yeah We're all one big nice port of geeve family so they do prayers and Linda's saying um Father please bless his food to be good to us. Kaya, day with the Lord. You're so loud to the Lord. Quiet. Soft.

Soft. So, um, so now we're back in present and Monica's, you know, so Monica and her mama are making these swaddles. And Monica's saying how, when she was married, she didn't have to worry about a job or anything because her spouse supported her. And so, but during that time, she started a company called Brea Baby.

It was just like baby swaddles and blankets and crib sheets and things like that. And it was just like a hobby, but now that she's getting divorced, it's actually the thing that is bringing her income. And now, you know, she doesn't have the same resources that she had when she was married, and she's starting from scratch.

Yeah, so then her daughter Brie comes in, and she's helping them. And she's like, okay, mom, you can go back to pin your nails now. And Brie's like, mom, how do we do this? I don't remember. We used to pay the neighbor kids to do this. She's like, oh my God, I'm on my own with this shit.

Like everybody's useless. Okay, guys, so I have to tell you something. And I'm like, oh my god, tell me you're pregnant. Eat pregnant. Is she pregnant? Mom, I'm not pregnant. You have to have sex. I'm gonna have to have my check.

It's been a minute. Okay, okay, guys, brace yourselves. I'm going on a girls trip and I need your help with the kids. Okay, because I'm gonna be gone for like three days. Elinda's like, oh, fuck this. Should I knew I'd never should have left Boston? Yeah, she's like, ah! How long do I have to spend taking care of children?

I'm good for two hours and then my head swells. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh I hear you, girl. So, basically, they're talking about like the coordination of it, like being up early in the morning. And then they're like, oh, bloody hell. Do I need to be here after the breath leaves for the morning? I have to be here at seven in the morning. Oh, okay, you know what? Fuck all this. How about we put some stack of hot pockets on the counter and your kids can figure it out themselves.

So, when you're a waiter, there's something called anticipation. Like you're supposed to anticipating needs. You're supposed to anticipate needs. Or when your car will be. Simon. Flynn. She has a song called anticipation. Come on, I'm sorry, don't be.

So you're supposed to anticipate needs, right? That's like a step of service. And as a customer in this restaurant called Salt Lake City Housewives, I was like, I need some trauma. Because I'm learning that that's very important. I need to hear some trauma. And here comes Monica with her trauma. So she's like, really good. Guys, you know, like I've never really even been

on a girls' trap, but I'm going on a girl with a bunch of girls I don't even know. And I'm nervous, because like I'm out of my league and the mom goes, in time, Seth, she goes, like, I'm going into city creek. And I went into the Louis Vuitton store. And I like bought a bag because like I just feel like I would have something nice around them. And like I just don't want to show up with nothing girl.

City Creek, first of all, buying a Louis Vuitton bag as your trauma is the funniest set I've ever heard. Okay. And I know people are going to be like, that's a real thing. Feeling inferior. I get it. I get what it means, but it's still hilarious. It was hilarious. It was.

And you don't, none of these housewives go to city creek Louis Vuitton store to get their bags. They go to Canal Street in New York City to get their fake ass bags. Like, who are we kidding? Someone needs to teach us girl the ropes. This was amazing. And just the way she said it, like the way her face was like, I just didn't want to show up like nothing. I wanted something to feel nice. So Linda's like, Oh, I know what I know what you mean. I do, you know, like I get it. Cause I feel like that. And it's like, so stupid. But like, what do I feel like that?

That's like not me. I'm like, not that person. Like, I don't care. Like I don't care. Trauma. The mom's like, I'll bet you've got so many good qualities too. You shouldn't base your worth on Miami. And on one of the cause, like, yeah, I know. And like you taught me that. Like I should know that. And so she tells us that her mom was a single mom. And she, okay, this is where this is where we got where everything is twisty and turning, right? So yeah, we're on one

road and then I'm not shaman. Okay. So she's like, so my mom was a single mom. And the last time I saw my dad was when I was four. And they got into this huge fight and he just left. And then he never came back. I don't even know what he looks like. He's dead, he's alive, five siblings. I don't know as he was gay and he had a boyfriend and we've de-floored and that's the last three shots.

I was like, what? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I guess then we all know what the fight is about, right? We all know the mom caught him Hey, Lee Joel Osman caught him, you know This is the gay people So this is I think why I'm this is why I think I'm really enjoying Monica around that because she has gay male DNA Literally inner

the NA literally inner my father was a gay man. I just I'm like expecting it. It's like twist after twist with this. I know her first episode is like, and I testified against Gen Sean. I was the leak the whole time. I was expecting this like story. This guy who's like a womanizer and that it. Uh, my dad was getting moved to Florida.

Like he's off. Gosh. He's off in like Kissing Me Florida, just like with his gay lover, looking like running a like a guns and American flag store. Like I just I love every bit of it. And there is a part that you know, of course like listening to her,

talk about being insecure, about being poor around rich people. Like of course like I get the, I get that, you know, like when we were little kids, my parents went broke during the real estate crash in the 80s and my mom was a country club lady. Like she would play tennis with all the rich ladies on the west side.

That was like their thing. They were like, snottie rich bitches playing tennis. That's why I learned my love of housewives. And they lost everything in the real estate thing. And we were just like overnight poor. And my mom ended up becoming the lady who ran the snack bar at the country club. I'm like, had to serve all the stock.

Like, I will never forget my mom, no matter what I ever say to complain, I will never forget my mom being a fucking hero in that moment and like seeing what she went through and stuff. So when I hear this stuff, of course, I know what Monica is talking about, you know, and I totally get it. It's just hilarious because what she doesn't realize yet,

her big twist, they're all poor. Yeah. One of these people have money, they are all fucking lying to you. There is nothing for you to cry about. Get your ass down to some canal street, start getting a cricket and start printing out Versace logos and getting that shit cut and just ironing it on sweatshirts, okay? Because they're all fake cars. Yeah. And so the mom gives her a cute little pep talk and also her daughter. Her daughter

is like, mom, it's okay, who cares? And basically, Linda's like, listen, listen, you've, you're doing better than I did. Okay, you're married, you have a bunch of kids. There's no man in your life that's constantly playing Gloria, Stefana Madonna, and you're just ahead of the curve. There's no need to go. Your father was here right now. I'm sure that he would say to you, gaga, gugugaga, gaga, gaga, gaga, gaga, gaga. I mean, listen, you're doing better than me, huh?

You know, you never had to do weekly performances of Gypsy with your husband. What's that happening? The living room. What is wrong with us? So she's like, you did better than me, kid. You got married, you have kids. I mean, listen, so far, you're ahead of the curve is least as far as our family goes.

I mean, at least you're not as poor as the rest of us. Just for you, funny, smart, gorgeous. Mom! Sorry, I meant gorgeous. Say, gorgeous? Where did that even come from? Money smart, porges. Mom, sorry, I meant gorgeous. Say porges? Where did that even come from? So then Whitney and Justin go to a restaurant

called Emigration. I have never. This show, it's like the Simpsons. What's going on with it? This show just made him immigration. Oh, like what are they talking about? Starts a restaurant? Immigration it just is so okay.

I gotta look it up immigration SLC restaurant. That is just one of the funniest things. Immigration Cafe. Sorry, Immigration Cafe. It doesn't have the Yelp reviews. Does Yelp even hit it there? Oh my God. Oh, so fucking funny.

It has three point four, three point four root for its reviews. Let's see a review. Not to get experience granted. We were 11, but Monday, oh, it's part of 11. I thought she meant like I was there when I was 11, but Monday night, but still, I mean, we're 11 years old. We haven't fully developed our tastes. You're not gonna give us a fucking menu to color on. We're gonna color on your table immigration. What do you want from us? We're 11.

Here was warm. We ordered abs at the same time. We put in our dinners. They came out after our meals. Food was not exciting. They're better choices. Yeah, okay. Well, there are better tables.

So you know, I mean, this table was sad. So they went to say they go They were on double date night with Whitney and Justin and they're meeting Angie and Sean and he is in skin tight Short, you know like flood Expiring the flood as I was saying our day, but just like those like bachelor's shorts pants capris. Yes Tweed, I mean, what is this guy? He's sort of a vulnerable figure, but what the fuck, dude? Yeah, he's sort of like, it's funny

because he's wearing a baseball cap, but in my mind, he was dressed like he was in Newseys. And so, Angie is like, hey, gorgeous. And Whitney is like, over this summer, Angie and I started reaching out to each other and talking. And then we realized we didn't have to hold our arms like that when we talked, which was great. And it felt like our lives aligned. And Angie and Sean are such a great couple. Our kids love each other.

We joke that we want to arrange a marriage between Electra and Brooks. I'd Lucian, I'd Lucian, remember Lucian from last week? No. Okay. That's like the next step in a friendship, right? A ranging marriages? Huh? No, Terry.

And Antic's like, I looked over and I thought Sean looks so handsome. And you know, I probably haven't told him that in 11 years, because we just don't get out together that much. Guys, we can't have Whitney and Angie being friends when they both sound like they're reading off of a cute car. It's too much.

Like it's literally too much to recap. So Angie is happy with it. She's like, points out her necklace. She's like representing with it. And then points out her necklace, she's like representing with it. And then Justin has, he has a necklace with a crystal on and he's like, hey, I'm representing with my crystal. It helps me communicate because Lord knows I need the help.

Oh, whoops, this is an a necklace. It's just the cap of a Hershey's bottle. Sorry about that. Oh. Angie says, so Whitney's like, so we've been through a lot of transitions, right? Let me start like me starting a business him losing his job me unpacking trauma him still not having a job The point is we realized we're not we realized we're not great communicators. And Justin's like,

whoa, you threw yourself in there as a cause of the problems, that's a first. Yeah, because I realized that there were times like where I thought that I told him stuff, but I didn't. I just wrote it on paper and do it in the hot tub. So I have to start writing it on paper and do it in the hot tub. So Angie's writing it on paper. I had to start writing it because I thought I said things, but then it turned out I did it. Oh wow. So you just didn't validate an issue over here. So Angie's like, well, it seems like the crystal is working for both of you.

And Sean is like, hey, so when you guys start doing things and developing career, you know, that can make things difficult because you wake up one day and you're like, where's my spouse? Am I right? I'm like, who the hell is this? Did I marry Joanna Gaines? We're laughing to Josh Altman with the berm. And Angie is like, well, she said like, wow, women working, am I right?

Sean, Sean's like, wow, God, you guys should make things difficult. I remember when women driving became legal. And I thought, whoa, keep your kids inside, guys. Like, all right, does Angie have a career or is she just working in the same job that he is? She owns 10 freaking salons with them and runs all these salons. It sounds like they work together. A beauty company and staff.

He's like, God, it's so crazy because, you know, one day you're a couple and the next day you both have your different careers at the same location and job and he's each other all day. And you think, wow, who is this person? You never get to see them except for all day long. It's really just weird how he words it. Like when you guys start doing your own things,

I'm like, oh, so then we get a women working. Tss. And Sean's like, you're like, wow, I don't even know her right now. Why does she smell like garlic and yogurt? Man she's like, sometimes he wakes up and you know what, does who we're next to? And 11 year olds, because she sleeps on our bed

Child's still sleeping in your room. This And it's like not just the child. It's it's Electra and Celia, although they have another dog by the way. What was the other dog's name? I already forgot its name That dog is not a bit foused. Who names are dog foused? That's Oh, it's not a bit foused. Who names her dog foused? That means he's fucking people. I'm telling you. Foused made a deal with the devil. That is not gonna be a good dog.

I know, they don't research the names. Electra, I mean, at least Electra is Greek, but didn't Electra have a famous issue with her dad? Wasn't that like Electra's thing? Well, let's up her thing. You know what we should know this. This is important knowledge. This is important.

I feel like Electra was sort of like the female version of Edebis or something like that, right like Electra was sort of like the female version of edipis or something like that, right? Electra, well it was a film, a superhero film, but we want to know. Electra myth. The characters are highly trained assassin of Greek descent who wields a pair of psi as our trademark weapons. OK, so in Greek mythology, Electra is one of the most

popular mythological characters in tragedies. She is the main character in two Greek tragedies. Oh, great branding for your daughter. She is also a central figure. Okay, so she is a vengeful soul in the libation bearers. And okay, so her dad was King Agamemnon. And her mom was Clyde Mestra. Wow, talk about Neppa, baby.

She murdered her dad, I think. and her mom was Clyde Amestra. Wow, talk about NEPA baby. She murdered her dad, I think. That's so good. Okay. I mean, this is just bad, Juju. But I will say that I don't think it's that electra because that's spelled with a C and this electra is spelled with a K and that is the Marvel electra.

That's super cruel. No, she's the assassin for higher. Electra can be's super. Oh, no. She's the assassin for hire. Electra can be spelled with a C or a K. I think she also killed a clad of Mestra too. I could be wrong about this. Come on. Going to this very quickly. Electra has like, you know, be careful.

Watch your back, right? Watch your back. And all of you, it's like, you know, all of you sitting there driving carpool right now, like, got Ronnie's really being addicted today. You know what, look in your back seat and make sure that your son Chuck E. isn't holding a knife because fucking people never listen to advice, you know what I'm saying? By the way, Electro did not kill Cladamestra, but it sounds like Arrestes was her brother and the brother killed Cladamestra.

So like that family, they got, you know, this is why, you know what, communication. Whitney is right, you gotta have good communication in a family. This is all because electric outta job. That's how I started working at. John Vajus of Mount Olympus. And the husband just woke up one day and was like,

oh my God, who are you? Do you spend with your name with us here or okay? Literally, don't even know anymore. Well, I'm sure. So, by the way, your kid is way too old to sleep in your bed. Stop that. That's fucking, it's not weird, like creepy sexual. I'm not saying anything like that,

but that's just very, very bad. It's bad for your marriage, it's bad for your child, it's bad for the world. Let's just stop it. Have your fucking kid get a job. Okay. That's what your kid needs to be doing. Yeah.

By the way, I think I got the entire lecture of MythRong. I apologize. Don't write me messages. I'll rectify in the next one. Okay. So with me, it's like, I am stopping myself. And she puts her hand like, I'm stopping from wondering when and where they have sex and I'm stopping myself from wondering because Whitney oh

No, I'm finished a sentence. What was they saying? You were stopping you're stopping yourself. No, I'm not You're stopping from wondering where they're having sex. Gross. Oh no, I just started wondering about what is better popcorn. I'm gonna hear like honest, wait, honest to God, I love our connection. Angie and like, I love that we have a mutual mom connection and like I'm gonna cheers to that and Angie is yeah, well, I love you guys as well. She doesn't say she loves you She said she loves your connection. Stop jumping the gun Angie. Yeah, okay Hey, does anyone want to beat a salad? I believe it's a beat salad. It's not an invitation to beat a salad. Oh

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the same day. You guys, I have been in so much pain since the snowball fight. It seemed like that after Heather gave her speech, she really wanted to move forward with everyone there, even though I wasn't quite feeling it was directed towards me. But she was sort of ecstatic and all of branch Greek. Sorry, I had to footnote my own sentence. I am so excited for this girl's trip. Are you going?

Wait a minute. Is this like all the girls? I haven't heard anything about it. Which is hilarious. And then we get a, Angie, Angie hasn't heard thing about the girl's trips. So Meredith is hosting a girl's trip to Palm Springs, California. Oh. And she's like, well, well, I've been nice to Meredith when I've seen her.

And Sean goes, yeah, you've done a lot of things for her. Yeah, I supported her fashion show and I sent people to do the hair. Yeah, we lost a third of revenue in that one location in a day. I mean, oh God, you should have been seen how angry Athena was when I said, sorry, your lady is at the fashion show today. And Angie's like, and this is the point of speaking like thanks for nothing Angie.

So now I'm not, not to see that I'm not being invited to this and Whitney's like, well I don't get is this Meredith is planning this whole trip and the point is to team build and to bond. So tell me how are you supposed to do that when you are excluding someone. She starts doing this like rolling on the rib, a hand movement. And she's like, it's just really bad energy. And I really don't like it. So we have to cleanse it, cleanse the aura and send it away. Justin's like, why are you, why are you brushing me up?

Do it. Should I move tables? Not you. I'm sorry. That was bad communication. I can't say things have been that great with Meredith, but Heather didn't invite me to her event either, and I had to get invited through Lisa there,

and it feels like those two were trying to ice me out. And so it needs like, they hate you. Because you're an asshole to them. Why are you so surprised at this? Amjie's like treats everybody like shit, she's like, I cannot believe I was not invited on a girl's trip. But also notice it's Jen Shah's closest allies who hate Angie the most. So I still think there's something about the

Jen Shah relationship. Well, you know, those girls know how to think long term Heather and Meredith, and I think that they know, damn well, that Jen will be back. Even if this show gets canceled this year, Jen is out in five and they will for sure reboot Salt Lake City to do a rebound of Jen screaming at everybody. They're going to. Like somehow those girls know that they're still going to stay on Jen's side no no matter what and I think you're right Angie turned last year and they're not gonna turn Yeah, so basically Whitney invites Angie to Palm Springs and Angie's course is so happy California and Angie's like well, I do love Palm Springs. I'm not gonna lie Yeah, but like how do you put like a hot tub in your hand? I don't get that

Okay, okay So now we go to a store called name droppers I think we've been to name droppers before I feel it feels familiar It's run by the lady who played not blossom that's a lemon fry, right? Sixth girl who was played the young bet middler and beaches and then she was a host of jeopardy for a while and she's on the That's Salay Moon fry, right? Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six.

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Yeah. She's played by, she's also playing the lady who owns the name drop ass. So Heather walks into name dropers, the she gets boutique and all of Salt Lake City, and the lady who runs it is so happy to see her Tiffany. And Heather's saying that they're gonna go on a girl's trip and Monica is gonna meet her there, but she's like, I get the best stuff, right? So then Monica, by the way, so Heather pulls up in a like murdered out, madded land rover. And then the mom of that car, don't you think? And you know those have terrible reliability ratings.

Yeah, but there's the manliest thing I ever do is look up cars. I love looking at cars online. I got a Barnes and Noble and Reeb Car magazine sometimes. I love that. I'm a weirdo with that. I love looking at cars. So this one, I love. I loved when she drove up and is it, I always thought it was like murdered out gray,

but is it green? Is thought it was like murdered out gray, but is it green? Is it like a dark green color? It looks like to me, but all I know is that Heather had one and then Monica pulled up in the exact same one and I'm like, you know, everyone's allowed to spend their money the way they want to,

but when you're crying about buying a Louis Vuitton bag, but then you're also driving the sick car. I mean, maybe she had it in the wedding beforehand, but I was like, girl. Yeah, I think that she was doing well for a long time in the race. Or again, and that's why it's rough. Cause, you know, that's why it's hard to get

to the left over from the marriage. But I was definitely like, this feels like a doesn't match with the previous scene. Yeah, you never know, cause you try to keep it up to stay on these shows. So who knows, she might be paying a crazy lease, but I don't think you get to keep it up to stay on these shows. So who knows? She might be paying a crazy lease, but I don't think you get a lot for a season one of house wise.

Here's what I say. Why haven't you kept copies of keys to Jen's house? Not that that's really a thing anymore. But can't you warm your way back in there and get whatever they didn't repossess? Surely if you knew that much about Jen, you know where her hiding spots are. You know, she's got to know a couple of you hall warehouse locations. Come on, Monica. Do you some borrowing girl?

So they're shopping for clothes, for like poolside and everything like that. And Heather's telling Monica, oh, these girls don't play. They dress up, which of course is probably not making Monica feel better. And she's like, if Heather's brunch taught me anything, if that these ladies will go out of their fashion, go all out with their fashion from

Hattito. And my style is more like, spit up on the side of my shirt and like probably like goldfish in my hair and like leggings and like sneakers and like running a leak. Everything I'm trying though. Mm. And Heather's telling her, I'm here to help you. Okay, this is your first girls trip. And I know with these women. She's, okay, give me some tips, then.

Well, actually I'm curious. How are you even friends with Lisa? She's like, um, actually, I'm at Lisa through Angie K. Shirley, you're not expecting a twist in this story. I'm just not about to be what's it on. Hurry, don't worry, just an normal drama. Well how do you know Angie K? Well I met Angie K through Jen and we've been like friends ever since.

Oh that was a twist right? Many twists didn't see that one. Little twist, little twist. Yeah. That was tiny. So you're not close with her or what? Little twist, little twist. Yeah. That's the best thing. So you're not close with her or what? And she goes, actually, I went to high school with Angie K. I'm so out of known her forever, and I'm not going there. Oh, so even though you went to high school,

you weren't close. She's like, no, I don't have anything to do with her. And I hope she's not coming to Palm Springs. California. Whitney get out of my scene. Sorry. Meredith said she's not inviting her. So I'm hoping she won't be there. Monica's like, what? Yeah, I don't like her. She just seems caddy and jealous and not anyone I want to invest time and you know who I

invest time in? People going to jail for committing widespread fraud. I will only invest time in people that I'm pretty sure defrauding really old people, so that they die alone and many less. And Heather's telling us that her feelings are hurt because this woman, Angie said horrible things that she was going through. And then we go back to Angie's audition last year when she's like, fine, I'm going to really bring it at this finale book party for Heather.

You know what I hear on the streets? Heather is doing Barbie's sensor kicks with gents in the beds and that's why she's sticking up for her. You know, Barb is sensor kicking in the bed. vagina to vagina. Who ran this job interview that they saw that and we're like, do you know what? Make her full time.

Make her full time. So Monica's decided that she's gonna give, well Heather says she's basically gonna give Monica the benefit of the doubt. She's not gonna be, not gonna let Monica be guilty by association. So then Heather's like, oh, so by the way, what is your story?

I'm sure there's no twists or turns in this, right? And she's like, I was raised like, Mormon, like kind of Mormon, like kind of raising my daughters in the church as best as I can, like I don't know. And Heather's like, hmm, kind of, is that a thing, kind of, what does it kind of mean? And she's like, yeah, like I, is that a thing? Kind of? What does it kind of mean? And she's like, yeah, like I'm kind of raising my kids in the church.

Oh, really? Kind of. Yeah, kind of. So wait, you're Mormon. You should not have had that champagne. Listen, I am like an alcoholic that has just quit drinking and I'm very judgmental about everybody else's alcohol use. Okay.

So I'm going to tell you what you can and cannot do as a Mormon and you cannot drink that champagne. Well, my mom converted to the church and I was raising the church and I was married in the temple. Oh, and don't worry, don't worry, there's not a twist coming up so everybody relax. Everyone relax, but I was excommunicated. And Heather's like, for what? For fucking my brother-in-law for 18 months. Yes. Yes. Yes. I was, Floor, I was like, oh, she's the thing of like,

well, I realized it wasn't for me and I protested and then they wake up to me and she's like, yeah, I fucked my brother-in-law for it. I just imagined cherry Jones in the village. Just being like, we got him again. This was me watching, this was me watching the show. Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip Literally, holler. So Heather's like, okay then. I'm not gonna cause like, yeah. You thought you were a bad Mormon, right?

And Heather goes, wait, shut the fuck up. So wait, your husband's brother? And she says, no, my husband has his sister, her husband. So, how did you get caught? Well, I confessed, I saw my bishop. And so, yeah, I saw him and I was basically kicked out. But my brother-in-law wasn't because of course they don't kick out the guy. And she goes, well, I probably like, oh, I don't know where it's experiences in my life.

Besides getting away with the time bags, because I really did feel like zoom in. And I thought, my coming out with it Like I just thought it would be better, and I was just like shunned from everything And there's like oh, yeah scarlet letter scarlet letter and she goes yeah, I'm gonna like see him not go through anything like what the um so This whole thing was cracking me. I mean, some things it's like,

it's so fucked up. Wow, you know, I got shunned because I had a diet coke and someone saw me and they told everybody on the Mormon Facebook and then I got shunned. You're like, oh my God. But to be shocked that you got shunned from the church when you were banging

your brother's sister's husband, I mean, that shit have just hot layer. That's epic. This has to win, I mean, even before we even make nominations, this has to win, best casting of the year. I mean, this is fucking crazy. Real yint. So, you know, Monica, they're saying how they both have

like similar backgrounds and she says, like, you know, I'm gonna lay my entire past out on the table because the only way the true power and owning your pass that no one can weaponize it against you ever, which by the way, good luck with that. That's a great way to deal with that. Welcome to reality TV.

But my favorite thing is she then goes, the first thing I did when I left my council, I went to Victoria's Secret and bought like 30 dollars. I'm not that it's like, yeah, like you can wear panties now, right? I mean, the first time I wore panties, I had to borrow them from my daughter because I didn't have any. I only had like biker shorts since I was 20 years old. I mean, I had the same pair since I was 20 years old.

So by the way, as we transition to the next scene, we get, you know, obviously, Trixie Monoclackle, but we get a soloist. Did you notice we had a soloist in the choir? It was one single voice going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then the whole choir came in. I was like, wow, congratulations soloists. Yeah, it was like that alien blue opera singer lady

from the fifth element. Do you remember that? Just that kind of thing. I never saw it. Oh, no. So it's a great movie. Still, I think probably would still hold up. So Meredith is showing her kids,

so it's a hacking segment, right? Don't know if hacking is going on this trip. And so Meredith's kids are laying in her bed watching her. And she's like, oh, I mean, I'm sorry. Mom, that one still has sleeves. Yeah, oh, I mean, I'm like, mom, that one still has sleeves. Yeah, mom, I mean, come on. Yeah, but mom, mom, that's a, that's a blazer, mom. Stupid mom.

Chloe's like, ooh, I like that when you first, when you first pulled it out, but then you showed the straps and I'm like, you need to take that back, mom. Correct. Bricks. Bricks is like, it would be sick. If you like swam in a surf suit, that would be sick. That would be like a thai. I'm just like, um, well, first, I don't have a surf suit.

Second of all, we're in the desert. Well, I'm sure you can find women mom springs. Don't people serve there. Honey, if you're standing wasn't dancer. Clown Brooks are like, remember, like three years ago, and went to Best Buy to get away from Gen Shaw. Yeah, let's go back. Yeah, okay, I'm up. It came, I be the only person that's like fallen love with these kids. Oh my God, I'm obsessed.

I took a photo of them. I love them. And they're like, in the best way, in the most complimentary way, like they're snotty look, just like. Yeah, they're like cartoons. Yeah, I'm like, I really am like very, very obsessed with Brooks and Chloe. Me too. I've missed the little toddler Brooks.

Little brocks. Little Brooks has a book coming out. I don't know if you heard about that. Oh God. Don't make me hate Brooks again. Jesus Christ. It's been five minutes since I've been like standing brook of Brooks. What do you do? What's his book? I don't know. I just saw like a promo that's like miss as Brooks Didn't have that like YouTube show where he was interviewing other children from bravo. Who was that was that Brooks? Did he? I feel like it was book hold on. Let's like Brooks mark book

So that's a tongue tie. Brooks marks at Brooks Mark's Instagram. That is not a book, okay? Brooksmarks.com. That is not a book. The art of Mark Brooks, that is not a book. I mean, it is a book. I don't need the book at all.

I think it's just with announced. Oh, well, thanks a lot Ben. Thanks for ruining my life. Okay, interview show. Let me see, interview show. Let me see interview show Growing up reality with Brooks marks in the know it's on in the know calm Brooks marks the son of real housewives of Salt Lake City Meredith Marks. It should be spelled in the know all spring. I Mean the no mother. No, not that's what it's and they're your stupid

Yeah, okay, I guess. And more importantly, we now go over to Mary Cosby, who is in her closet and her son is there. And she calls that she's calling the Trixi Motel. It's a find out about the accommodations. She's like, this is the Trixi Hotel. They're like Motel, yes. It gives us look to like a no tell and Robert

Jr. is just sitting there in a chair cracking up at her cuz she's so ridiculous and they're of course sitting in her closet you know yeah and he's just sitting in the closet chair cracking up and so she's like hotel no tell and we get a Mary Eye Roll UTS. And Mary is like, so do you guys have 20, 2013 Dom Perignon? She's like, no. Her eyes bulge was, I can't even bulge my eyes way she does. She just stares at her phone like,

I can't even believe this chipold. It doesn't have Dom Perignon for 10 years ago. And she goes, okay, do you have room service? Yes, well, we have a full bar. And for our food, we have one to two person shareable pizzas, sort of like a cheese board. And we don't have like a huge menu. She's horrified. She's like, okay, thank you.

My. And she goes pizza. And then I don't even have Dom Perignon. Like, who doesn't have that? You gotta pray for me. You gotta pray for me, babe. Pizza? It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So now we have Lisa packing. And John is, walks into the room. He goes packing already. Yeah, well, what you think is what she's making origami from her clothes? Of course, she's packing. So Lisa's like, yeah, by the way, look at this outfit.

Do you die? Do you die? Look, it's like big shoes. They're like crazy, but I kind of love them. It's the coolest thing ever. Yeah. I didn't die, but when I do, I'm not afraid, because I know I'm gonna get my own planet with you and all of your shoes.

She's like, wow, John, that was so romantic. So, you know, the last three trips on Weav'n have been like the Amateur Valharsh, John. And it's like the Amateur Valharsh. And he's like, yeah, I can say Amateur Valharsh, I'm New York. Sorry. Yeah, it's been scary for them all the last year. Yeah, it was awful. And you know why?

Meredith, I know like didn't invite Anja and I'm bombed. Cause like, I'm not gonna cry. I just wanted to get it out. Open the window. Open the window, John. Okay, cause this trap is a really, it's gonna be really telling. Like who's really having a fresh star? And's like, who's really having a fresh star? And who's that gangbangs?

Who's a fresh star? Who's a fresh wolf? I'm gonna predict there's gonna be a little scuffle about the fact that Angie had to get invited by Whitney and not from Lisa. And at least it's gonna be like, yeah, but you have them being taking my calls. I guarantee this could be a minor fight next month.

Oh, that's a good prediction. So now we go to the Salt Lake City Airport. And like Mary is arriving. And she's like, I'm not gonna stand out here. It's cold. And Ryan and I can speak from experience. I'm still like traumatized from standing outside at the Salt Lake City Airport waiting for Meruver.

It was so cold. And then Mary, everyone's just arriving and Chloe's there for some reason. Mary is like, this is my daughter, Chloe. And then Mary, everyone's just arriving. And Chloe's there for some reason. Mary's like, this is my daughter, Chloe. She just wanted to come and see everyone and disapprove of everything that everyone's wearing. Okay, Chloe, I'm at it.

Chloe, I just wanted somebody with a mouth as much money as Monica to be here so you didn't feel uncomfortable on your first trip. Chloe, be poor. Chloe's like, oh my God, I totally wish I could afford something. Okay, bye. Best bye.

So, Lisa said in Monica's like, she's like, I have like so much anxiety. Like I can't be like a tent at the airport. Like I have a huge fear of flying, but I have tons of zannies in my bag. So, they're all like, the big news here is that Whitney is not with them because Whitney had texted Meredith to say that she is going on a different flight.

And that's all she said. You know, this is a big problem in housewives world just dealt with it on real housewives in New York, guys. It's a huge deal. And this is the opposite. By the way, this is the opposite of New York as in New York, Jenna Lyons goes a day early and flies business class, but this is Whitney Rose

going early and as we see later, she flies Southwest. So it's a few differences. Yeah, it's like one hour early and still flies C class. Like she didn't even upgrade to the A class. So it's $20, sweating. It's called the early bird pass. Okay. So now I'm C26. Meredith is like second other fly and Lisa goes,

that is Christy! Is she coming later? And Meredith tells us, now the suppostomy, a trust building, and it's definitely kind of on and down to nothing, kind of on and dancing out and hanging on the morning. That wedding shows another day. I'm around. And then we see a close-up of the Southwest playing an iodide.

I feel like the show is doing this shit to us on purpose. We never see them on the plane. They didn't have to do that. They could have pretended they flew private and showed a little private plane. Yeah. No, they had to out. I was like, with no shot of spirit, airlines available for you people to take. So good.

So now we go to Palm Springs and we're at the Trixi Motel. It's 9 a.m. So Angie and Whitney arrive. And this place is crazy. It's like all pink. It's very retro. It's like campy retro.

And Angie's like, this is like a dollhouse. This is like the dollhouse I got for Electra, but as we all know, to be fair, that was just a stack of Peter bread. So, Trixie comes out and you know, when I first gave Electra that Peter bread house, you know, I turned around and then I turned back to say, Electra, don't forget to put Butter on that

and she was holding a knife. It was the weirdest thing. So, Trixie comes out and they hug and when he's like, I've known Trixie for quite some time. We've hung out together. We call it Calla Bed. We had a bed of calla bed. Calla Bed. We call it Bed of collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab,

collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab, collab She was my friend first, so of course I'm gonna come early to my friend's motel. I think it's a funny cheeky way of marking my territory. Okay, good long. I also love Trixi because Whitney's like, wow, this place is beautiful. No, she goes, my god, I knew it was pink, but I didn't realize that everything is gonna be pink. And Trixi goes, isn't it beautiful here?

He looks so nice. I love the modesty. But they didn't realize that everything is gonna be pink and Tricksie guess isn't it beautiful here? He looks so nice. I love the modesty. And Angie's like, yo, that gorgeous. And Tricksie's like, well, I can't compete with you, horrors. I mean, God, I mean, I make you look four feet tall, but what can I do? I'm famous and have a motel. So now everyone else, the other woman land in Palm Springs and then this chaotic

we have a chaotic, chaotic interlude because now they're all in the women's room and we hear Lisa going oh my god does anyone see my ring on the floor does anyone see a ring on the floor? oh my god oh my god I know their the biggest tattletail is on Heather cam in the bathroom taking her own video and she's like um I'm hiding out in the bathroom because now Lisa has gone completely unhinged she came out with her parents down and she was like just Lisa was screaming about having lost a ring yikes and then we just hear Lisa going I'm gonna scour a cow, babe. I thought everybody's saved my brain. I thought everybody's saved my ring. My ring is totally gone. I'm like pulling up my jeans and I feel my rings

slipping off my finger. I felt like I caught it and then I look and I'm like, oh my gosh, my ring is missing. I literally stayed in that bathroom for less 45 watts and like what a shout, why does that trip? I like companies that's happening to me. What a shit way to start the trip. Literally in the shedder Lisa,

so now Lisa comes down to baggage claim and she's still going on. Like I still got fine debt. You know what, I'm gonna file a report with security and can I say if I'm that, I'm really gonna have a sock. You sense that mental. And now there's like, oh yeah, it's a very big deal. We're so sorry.

Monica's like, we look everywhere for it because Monica's new so she doesn't know, like the level of 10 that these people are always at. So Monica's like, furiously helping her look for this thing. Yeah. And so this ring is worth $60,000. So then they're just joking. Like, oh, it's gone, you know? And like Monica's like, yeah, someone's still, it's like in a pawn shop somewhere. It's like what sublime's at?

It's gone. Yeah, me. I love that Mary just like victim blames. She goes, well, maybe you didn't wear it. I had it on, okay. It was on the plane. Here's a picture of me with her. And then they show a picture. They show a selfie of Lisa that she took on the plate

of herself dangling her hand like this right next to her face to show off her giant ring. It's amazing. So Mary's like, well, I don't think that ring was worth it. I don't think it was worth $60,000 anyway. So now Lisa's calling John because, yeah, it's the big one too. Yeah, I'm going to follow a report on a security card to see if they can find it. Yeah, yeah, I don't love that. I don't love that. And then we see her reporting to security and it's like the crosswalk supervisor.

She's like, yeah, but you have to do something about it. She's like, okay. Yeah, because it's a ring. Okay. That's worth $60,000. Okay. You can cross now. Okay, well, I'm not mad. You don't have to say I'm mad. I'm not mad. I'm just worried.

It was something I thought. You know what? That airport you're like, okay, everyone, if you find a $60,000 ring, congratulations. Enjoy. Enjoy the presents. Yeah, some queen and Palm Springs. Like, girl, I just found Lisa Barlow $60,000

Ring I'm gonna report it So now they're all climbing in into the into the van Monica is saying that she basically put her hand into the tampon pin to find it and couldn't find it there And Lisa's like I'm just like so mad at myself right now like a $60,000 ring, just like disappear. And I'm like, mad about my ring right now. And Mary's like, at some point, you're gonna have to let it go. Did you know that this place serves pizza?

Pizza. Lisa's like, okay Mary, but it's still fresh, okay? And Mary's like, Lisa, it's not gonna have fun. All she's gonna focus on is that ring. Yeah, well, you know what? I've only lost one thing I've are. And it was a power of a son of a son. And I'm so like, where are they?

Where are my son of a son? This is when they say more money, more problems, girl. And Lisa's like, yeah, it's just very sentimental. Like, there's a great story behind that basically John gave me the ring. Yeah, so it was really beautiful. That's a great story behind that basically John gave me the ring. Yeah, so it was really beautiful. That's a story. And how does it feel?

Well, I feel very sentimental about anything over 10 grand, so I get it. And the producer asks Heather, what's the most expensive thing you've lost? And she's like, my dignity. So she's like, well, what's in your favor? As people might turn it in, because they wouldn't see that ring and believe it's even real. Monica's like, yeah, I'm doing everything in some things.

So Lisa goes, hold on, hold on. I'm gonna call my jeweler. Okay, one of my jeweler, they have an NDA. I really trust them. Someone, I'm gonna call Lauren. I don't have a jeweler. And Lisa's like, yeah, okay, whatever. And she's talking about, Lisa is just going on and on about being sentimental over and

over and over again. And she goes, yeah, you can't really, like it's sentiment, you know, like it's insured, but the sentiment can't be replaced. I'm like, yeah, well, the sentiment was nice and it's fleeting, it's gone now. You don't need a diamond ring to be sentimental about something. Okay. Yeah. But if you if you really believed in sentiment, you would tie a trash tie, a twisty trash tie around your finger and be like, this represents my love for John because we're so sentimental. You know, the other

ring might as well think, I bet you compared to our love. So Monica's like, what the what the hell I mean how sentimental can it be if she's already on the phone with her jiller I have bank hand in tampons in a public restroom This is why I don't have $60,000 rings although Mom I have to admit something I went to I went to what a Greek and I bought a $60,000 ring. I just wanted a red end. And they says, I can't, but your rings are pretty though. Just, yeah, but they're not $60,000. And you see Monica just like through this whole experience,

you see Monica starting to get really, really pissed. Yeah. She goes from being really helpful and really sweet to Lisa just non-stop whining and you just see Monica starting to be really, really pissed. Yeah. She goes from being really helpful and really sweet to Lisa just non-stop whining and you just see Monica starting to be like, No, I'm ruined in your life. So now we go back to the motel and Angie and Whitney are awaiting and they're kind of like,

they're ready to pick out their rooms, you know? And Angie's saying that she's like, well, the other girls, they don't know I'm coming. Surprise! Yeah, it's not a bad thing. She just wasn't invited. And Trixie just like stifles a lap. And she's like, oh, it's not a bad thing. She just wasn't invited. She's like, Tr, it's not a bad thing. She just wasn't invited. She's like, Dricks is like, you idiot. It's the way you're trying to just sell this. But I wasn't told I couldn't bring a guest. Well, you know, drag is a legal in Tennessee. So guess what? We should do whatever we want.

Well, given that the time of this trip is the wait the theme of this trip is building and trust and bonding bringing Andy as a surprise I'm fully aware that I'm like poking the bear and lighting a match and putting it in the fire and throwing caution at wind and crumbling cookies. Oh no, I spilled milk on the bear that was on fire. I put one hand in my bush, but then there were two other hands in my bush. Wait, the bear, the bear is in the house, and I threw a stone at the house, and it was on the glass house is on fire with the broken window. But we're gonna build trust we have to burn down the houses and build brick houses at the YMCA Whitney you're just doing really weird lyrics from the seven years matter Burning down the house

So they're shown the hotel tricks. Heie's like getting her tour in, you know. And so we see the rooms and it looks really funky and really cute at this hotel. It's fun. Trixie's like, so which one do you like and Whitney's like, well, wouldn't they biggest room go to the hostess? And Trixie's like, well, that would probably be the most diplomatic thing to do. I was like, but I came first to pick my room, so dot dot dot. Yeah, and we don't really know what happens there. But then the van, me and the van, everyone, I don't know why it's taking them to drive so long from the airport to this motel.

I don't know, motel is definitely in Palm Springs, it's not like in Palm Desert. They're in this van for so long and like that airport is close to everything. So she hissically, everyone's like, has anyone heard from Whitney? No. All she did was saying that she's coming and she's taking a different flight. Okay. And then we go back to Angie and she's like, I didn't even tell Lisa I was coming. Imagine Meredith's face when she sees me. The one person you didn't want here is here. Ha, ha, ha. Ha.

There are other dynamics I did not think about. Like is Heather gonna be mad? Ew. Ew. These two are such dope. First of all, they're sitting there, they're both in these, you know, they're in the pool and they're both wearing these pink sunglasses.

Whitney has like little heart sunglasses and nobody's coming. They were expecting to like get in the pool. People come, it's just like surprise. But nothing's happening. So every time they cut back to them, they're just like, oh yeah, well, guess what? Then they're going to come, but then they're going to be like, wait a minute,

what are you doing here? It's going to be so good. Because they don't know that the women spent an hour at the airport looking for Lisa's ring. So the entire time they're waiting, they're like, I saw the itinerary. I know they're about to walk in any minute now. No one's walking in. So then back at the van, Monica offers a chip to Lisa. She's like, she's like, do you want a chip? So she like hands the bag over Mary. And there's like, uh, uh, can you not give chips over my clothes? Hey, grubs. Hey grubs.

And she's, yeah, I don't like grubs on my clothes. Oh, no chips for Mary. Got it. So then we cut back to Whitney and Andy at the pool. And Whitney's like, you know, the good thing about being little girls, we're not old hags. Ha, ha. And Andy's like, we're not old hags. Ha ha. And Andy's like, we're not old hags and bitches either.

We're happy girls. Yeah, we're happy not old hags because we're little girls who are not bitches. Yeah, we're non-miserable on haggie. They're like just trying to yes and each other. But I failed. They're just really going. It's so funny.

And Mary's like, Mary's like, I just want to get where we're going already. And... Better than said for the fifth time. All I know is that she's taking a separate flight. How many times do I have to say this? And this, man. So back to you with me.

You know what? This is gonna be a fun surprise. Is that bitchy for me to say that? And Auntie's like, I am prepared for God knows what with her. And so they go inside to change. And now the van's approaching. And Lisa's like, Hi, oh my God, this place is so packed!

And you think it could be like this moment where they're gonna like walk in and it's a big confrontation like here we are. Oh, it went hold on there. It's a gate code. Hold on. It's three. Three, four. Oh, it's not working.

Okay, we're gonna have to press two of those numbers together. Okay, hold on. Okay, three. Let me try. One, nine. No, it's three numbers together. Okay, hold on. Okay, three. Let me try One nine. No, it's three. No, we're coming in Try 60,000 Try 60,000 Six zero zero can't wait to walk into this motel. I'm sure there's nothing on the other

So it's three and then three we better get ready to jump out here. They come three. We better get ready to jump out. Here they come. We is there an asteroid? Is there a do we have are you? Oh, you're holding it upside down. That's not it's a night. Okay, nine. One, meanwhile with me and Angie have just gone inside like this. Whole thing has been by the whole thing just completely ruined. Finally the girls come in, they've just gone inside

and so there's no big surprise. What a funny fucking episode. Oh my God, this show is so good. Dying up, this is how you do a real house I've shown. This and Miami are showing you how it's done. And honestly, Orange County is too, but really this show and Miami are really like this is the template. This is the template that Bravo should be following.

Very good. Well, you know, so much of it is just casting too. It's like finding the right people. You have to find the right people to do it. I think what they really did well this year was casting. I mean, I think Angie's ridiculous, but she's the kind of ridiculous this show needs, you know? So I even agree with that. I think it's been just great. Love it, and it really gives me hope, because like I've said a million times, I'm always worried that this is, everything's just gonna end. But you know what?

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