Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC & RHOA: Bad Delivery

Episode Date: February 2, 2021

On today's double header episode, we're talking Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of Atlanta. First up the women of RHOSLC confront Jen Shah at a kooky hypnotist's house. Then on RHOA, Kenya brazenly orders crab cakes for herself while the rest of the cast starves in South Carolina. RHOA recap begins at 01:12:48Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Kids one happy it's my best so I'll be happy Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap We just love to watch on Bravo I'm Ben Madelker and joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Carram, what's going on Ronnie? Well, how are you doing today on this fine Monday? What's you doing? Well you know I'm as I reported on the previous episode when I burned my hand

pretty badly last week and everyone was so nice everyone reached out with all sorts of tips etc etc and I just I'd say that was really nice so thank you everyone I have a healthy blister right now that I am taking care of, but all as well. We are all good in the burning hood. What's going on with you? Nothing. I tried to make brownies, and I didn't have cocoa

and the soy use chocolate milk mix. And then it exploded all over the oven. So I've got to clean my oven today. After all that talk that we had on the bonus episode, so the bonus episode last week, we talked extensively about ovens, oven myths, oven problems, my karma, it's my karma for complaining about my oven. And you said you explicitly said, I hate hate I hate I hate cleaning my oven and in fact this weekend

I made a cake and I put my my cake rounds on a sheet sheet pan I just thought I heard your words. It was on a sheet pan No, I know how bad your words saying how much you hated cleaning ovens So like it really stuck with me so for here to hear today that you're it actually exploded really stuff would be so for you to hear today that you're it actually exploded. It exploded. It looked like a science fair project. I pulled it out and it was still bubbling all over the cookie sheet even. I had it in like one of those glass pie pan or pie dish things and it bubbled over and exploded all over the oven. Come and go like chocolate lava and guess what? It was also delicious. So I will say that. Wait, wait, we have to, we are going to be talking about Salt Lake City in Atlanta today,

but I do want to, I need to ask more questions here. So you didn't, so the only thing that was different was that you used chocolate milk mix instead of cocoa. I mean, I'm guessing first of all, I was drinking, okay? So there might have been that, but I didn't put anything crazy in there, and I never make brownies, but my nieces were over and they wanted brownies. Well, I said, I would love a brownie, and they said, me too, uncle, and I was like, oh, somebody's a brand of them. And so I just looked up something online real quick, and I didn't have cocoa,

so I used this really good hot chocolate milk mix that I bought for Christmas time. And I still had it because it turns out nobody drinks that. So I use that and I don't know if there's something explosive in there, but it exploded. So I don't know how that happens. I'm really, if there are any food chemists out there, please write in because I would love to know what chemical reactions happen.

I mean, these things do happen when you swap out one ingredient for an entirely different one. So embarrassing. Listen, well, weird should happens when with baking, you know? Maybe it was maybe there's too much sugar in it as a result and did it like the sugar liquefied it too much and maybe the liquid. Well, it did call for a ton of sugar like a time. I had no idea brownies were just basically sugar.

I mean, a little flour, but it was mostly just sugar and butter and chocolate. But gas total, it's just very hard. Almost broke a cap, but you know what? It was worth it made it fun weekend. So it didn't really rise. It rose too fast. Okay, well, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. Yeah, we'll get to the bottom. Food chemists, please, please write in with your theories of what went wrong. Maybe it's also just a bad basic recipe because I think that like looking up internet recipes these days is like an

exercise and frustration. I had a really bad experience with a fruit cake recipe in December. And then honestly, what is happened to food blogs? They are unreadable now. Oh my God, here's a food blog. Here's a food blog. Hey, gals. Oh my gosh, thanks for coming after such a busy week.

I cannot wait to tell you how to make brownies. My little munchkin loves them. Oh my God, those dirty little fingers on the door. You want to get mad, but you made him. Ha ha ha. Well, my husband Jerry, he sure loves brownies, but after a long day of work, some days I have to start them off with soup. And let me tell you how he hangs his key. I'm like, lady, write the fucking recipe. I don't need five pages of your low energy life, okay? You want to talk it great right? Write me the fucking recipe. Well my my issue is this first of all Food bloggers now have so many ads and I'm not a post ads I ran to about this on Twitter and our friend Andy wrote back and was like listen, you know creators need to make money

I was like, listen, creators need to make money. Have ads. I totally support ads, but ads on food blogs are crazy. They all have little videos now that pop up and cover your screen and then there's an ad on the bottom and there's ads after every three sentences, there's another ad and it's like it's all ads. It's crazy. And their personal email subscription list pops up

every time you go to a new paragraph. If you want to subscribe to this blog? No, I don't. But that would be, even that would be okay. I don't even, and I don't mind a preamble, tell a story, like bring us in, give us some context. But I'm finding that almost all food blogs are, I'm starting to go into my friendly books.

I'm finding that all food blogs. Okay, this is what they all are. Okay, no, but they all, they're like trying to sell me on the recipe. And I'm like, I'm already here. Why are you trying to sell me? They're like, here, I can tell you, this cake is the most delicious cake you've ever had. And I'm gonna tell you all about it, okay?

First, are you excited to have the most delicious cake? Cause this is it. This is the recipe for the most delicious cake, okay? What I like to do is I like to add extra lemon zest because that just makes it all the more yummy because guess what? This is the most delicious thing you've ever had in your life and I'm gonna show you how to make it and then you're like, parsing to these ads, going through this like bullshit used car salesman thing about the pudding that I just, I'm like, just give me the recipe. I don't need, why are you selling me on it? I'm here, I'm here.

Yeah, well, you know, we just did the same thing that these damn blogs do to us. We're like, welcome to our show. Well, I had brownies this weekend, listen to my store. And now, let's cut to an ad. It's time for a commercial. Yes, but yeah, we complained, which is more fun than like we're not sitting here

making people listen to say, guys, this podcast that you're about to hear, this is probably the best podcast you're going here. And I'm going to show you why this is the best podcast. Now we're complaining about other things. Oh, yeah. So brownies. Okay. So let's get on with it. We've got real housewives of Salt Lake City up first.

So guys, this episode was probably one of the best episodes of Salt Lake City of the season. And it actually was. I guess there's fighting. Fight. Yeah. No, it cracked me up mainly because, um, they were all together. It was fighting. And, uh, there was a crazy, uh, hypnotist at the end, named Kim. That lady was amazing. Instant classic, Kim. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I talk you talk. Okay. How does it work? All right. I'm gonna talk. Then you talk. Okay. I talk you talk. Oh God, I'm about wig. Oh Instant classic. So we're still in Vegas where Whitney has tried to get the girls together to bond

But unfortunately everybody is fighting instead of bonding Yeah, and we see Jen with a shot squad doing makeup And she's like telling them all, like, yeah, we're gonna go to a strip club tonight. Yeah, it's gonna be so fun. This is gonna be a great night. Oh God, it was so embarrassing. She's in this tiny room.

She's brought like 10 people, and you know they're all sleeping on the floor of her room because her ass is fake rich. And then they do, none of those people have a room. You know that they're all just sleeping and sleeping bags on the floor, that they probably had to provide for themselves. Framed into the tiny room that last week, didn't I say last week that my friends said that the rooms of the nomad were very small to begin with?

Yep. And now she's crammed a whole squad in there. Those rooms are so small, did you notice that they all had a bathtub next to the bed? Yeah, they're trying to be like, oh, very French. It's like, no, you're just, you're just, for poor people. Okay, it's for poor people. And even Jen is like, oh, look at me, I have all the shots quite a badminton because I'm gonna get ready to go to dinner.

But she's in the same outfit she wore all day. I mean, lady, you brought 20 suitcases. Were they all empty? She is because last episode they went on the shopping spree and she found this for the screen Versace thing that looked like wallpaper and she's like, this is my new look. So she like pushed that outfit. It's like when you go to the gap or something on Saturday and then you like wear your new outfit on Monday and then since like no one saw you on Tuesday, when you go to some other event, you wear the same thing again, because it's like, oh, I have this thing. Oh, I just threw it on.

I didn't copy this entire look from a mannequin. So then we go to Heather's room. Whitney comes over to her room and Heather is just completely exhausted because she spent all day with Jen, just draining her soul. Yeah, pretty much. And Whitney's like, going driving on race car driving was one of the best things I've ever done. So, and then she's like, and she, she like takes off her jacket and she's basically, she's wearing this

like tank top thing. It's like a black thing, but like with extreme cutouts. So it's sort of tank top, but also turtle neck. She looks like she's sort of like in a soft core porn in a non-sexy scene, you know? Where they're like, they don't really have a wardrobe department, they just tell all their actors. Just bring something to sad, and that's what you'll wear for this scene.

Yeah. I am here for a job interview. Like that, that scene on a porno. It's like, okay. So then we go over to Meredith and Lisa. And let me think a few of these people are. Okay, so they're going to the, I'm gonna go where am I, what's happening?

So we go to the Rose Party, Table of how many ever, they're in like the private room of some restaurant or whatever. Yeah. And Lisa's in some crazy pink, crazy ass pink outfit, what's happening. And there's a bunch of food already on the table, which I guess is supposed to be welcoming, but I'm like that is some old food. Could you bring me some fresh chips at least? Like what the fuck? It was fully like, oh Bravo cameras are here. So let's show all of America what this unnamed restaurant can serve.

So you may have a bathtub right next to your bed, but hey, you've got some guacamole already on the table, people, all right? No, man. No man's last leg is. So Lisa and her very elegant friend Meredith, go, they sit down on the table and Lisa, God, Meredith is so elegant, guys.

So Lisa is, she's in full, I love it mode. She's ready to say, I love it all night long. She's just like, raring up. She just sits down and she's like, I love that. Oh, I love this table, I love that. And the maturity is, he has this giant, glass punch bowl thing of liquid. and he's like, ladies, would you care for one of our porn star, martini's porn star, I think he said porn star and Meredith

is like, I love that. Oh, actually, I'm sorry. Lisa said I love that and Meredith also tried to chime in. Meredith tried to do it. She goes, I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I want that. I want that.

I want that. I want that. I want that. I want to put them in the master. I want to get some kind of sports carry me drive around. But maybe I'll go off the edge of the mountain. I got to see you about Reince Kerr driving. So we go back to Heather and she's like,

well, I was talking to John and I apologize. Like the way the party ended, like, well, I was talking to John and I apologize like the way the party ended like, you know, and I took a palma Accountability. What about you when he's like, yeah, I took accountability for everything that happened at the party And what I caused or what I didn't cause and what I didn't cause is I mean that you started it so that's what I apologized for and that you started it. So that's what I apologize for. And then we go back and Meredith is like, well, I feel very gunned about our conversation with Whitney, but then again, I come from a marriage

where I have conversations with Seth. So really everything is much better than those. So yeah, I feel gunned about it. I love man. Here's where I am with it. You know what? Clean slate for me. 100.

100 emoji. It's so emoji with 102 lines, Android. 100 underlined. That's how I feel. Clean slate. Yeah. It's like I just did a paper. And then my teacher gave it back and said 100 with two lines under it.

And if it had been the check system, it would have been check plus, but it was the number system. So it was 100. I feel 100 was 100 I feel 100 I love that I love that grading so then back in the other room Heather's like look I'm just like trying to take this all in like we had a great shopping experience but then Jen said so she still mought over the stall party and like you ruined it with her timing it's like well it has been quite the opposite to my face because to my face, she has told me she is over it. I'm scrunching my eyebrows now.

And then we get another flashback of Whitney crawling into that tub in the middle of the desert and saying like, like, do you forgive me and Jen, just like with a grumble face being like, yeah, I forgive you. Well, she clearly had not forgiven her whatsoever. Well, she seemed like she did then but then right when they cut to her diary room session, she's like, I do not forgive her. Then we go. I just want to have a tub.

Jen is arriving at dinner and it's still just Lisa and Meredith and Lisa like speak of the devil and let's call you devil But you're a devil speak of you speaking of you and so she comes in and Jenna announces that she's wearing Versace Yeah, and then she's like oh you smell really good and Lisa goes thank you. We were racing cars I'm like, I'm like, like is that your new perfume? We were racing cars. Coming soon to CVS, we were racing cars. I was born out. Fat musk of like used leather and Christmas tree ornaments now. So, Jen also before she left her glam squad,

was like, do I look like J-Lo yet? Just funny, because she is wearing that J-Lo inspired outfit. And no, no you don't. So, J-Lo. Well, we had a great time today with the girl Whitney. We finished racing and the Whitney apologized to us. And she acknowledged her weak muscles, and she said she's working on it. I suggested sugar free gluten freeing bearing free but it's hard. So Jen is like well I I felt like the apology um wasn't uh I guess she said

she feels like the apology was sincere but there's still a lot of issues with Whitney and she wants Whitney to be accountable for whatever it is that Jen wants her to be accountable. And so she's just like talking about Whitney and then in the middle of it, a waiter takes a dish away from Lisa and she's like, by the way, I love those. I love those things.

Don't worry about the crazy woman over there. I love those. This is car. This is car you smell, car. You smell. Thank you So you know what I'm actually good with Whitney right now. I'm like good with her now It's like um how are you good with her when she threw you under the bus to me and then we get like so weird Clara met music Yeah, I'm in the corner. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it mind and nothing has happened yet. Emeritus like, all right, well, I'm gonna start going diagonal now as I tell you that

she didn't see she lied. She said she was repeating what she was told. Where did my eyebrows end? That's for me to know, not for you to know. Okay, they're back there, back behind my head. And Chans like, this makes no sense because Whitney told me that you were talking shit on me. And, you know, Jen's like confused, I guess, about what happened.

Whitney told them that Mary said that. Whitney didn't tell her that they said that. Yes, it was making me crazy the whole time. It's like, you don't even know why you're mad right now, Jen. Exactly. Her reasons kept on changing. And so then, so now Jen is trying to somehow spin this where she tells us if you can forgive Whitney so easily for lying on you guys, does that mean you were actually lying the whole time? Like no, they just don't really care anymore.

I think that's what it is. Like the rest of America. I wrote insane detective. Like this is her what it is. Like the rest of America. I wrote insane detectives. Like this is her new detective show, but she's just insane. It's like, oh, see, you have blood on your hands right now and there's a knife on the floor, which means you were probably talking about me

to the taxi driver? It's like, no, they killed somebody. Like you're an insane detective. It's not about you. Shaw in order. So then uh Jenton

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Jent Jent Jent Jent Jent Jent Jent She's like, she's gonna ask Whitney or whatever, and Jen is like, Jen is like just trying to get them mad. She's like, she threw you under the bus, and she threw you under the bus, and you guys are my friends, and I sit up for both of you, because she has very demonstrative loyalty. Like, her loyalty is all about yelling that she's loyal, right, without actually being loyal, so that way she can guilt you into like doing like feeling the way she wants you to feel

So Lisa's like thank you Jen. Thank you. She said she said sorry and I'm accepting her apology Just the way I've accepted room chairs into my life room chairs and apologies both accepted 100 100 on just underlined Well, people are in tiny little apologizing, some chinsure behavior. Yeah! Well, I accepted her apology, but I'm not okay with destroying everything under a rug, and being like, that's okay, because that's like dropping something on the rug, and then realizing that the maid was talking behind your back with a guy who infected slides.

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and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows, it snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood, how much of this esteemed jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So she's like, I just think that like, maybe I'm just more sensitive because she did it at Shereef's party,

which as we all know, was the most important party that was ever taken place in that at Topgolf. And yes, I did make up that, taken place in that. Topgolf. So, so Jen's like, be on Maryside, be on Whitney's fucking side, that's fine. I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna be on what's right and what's wrong. So then Meredith is like, which also makes no sense. What's the right and wrongs? What is, were we discussing a humanitarian issue right now? I'm not sure. So then Meredith is like, you know what? I'm fully diagonal now.

I need to excuse myself. Goodbye. You guys can engage in this. But guess what? I'm not going to say it because it's cliche, but I'm going to D to the S to engage with this right now, okay? Yeah, no one tells me you're gonna be friends with it. If I wanna be friends with gluten all do,

sorry, that was a text for Brooks. All right, well, I'm Ali here. So then, Jim's so mad, and Lisa's just going, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen. It's like, you know what? I'm not even telling you to be friends with Meredith. And Meredith's like, by, so she leaves. And then Meredith tells us,

in my childhood, you know what? Like, there's a lot of conflict in my family because my parents were divorced and then they'd be like, I want the twitchy one. And then my dad would be like, you know, I want the twitchy one and then my dad would be like you know I want the twitchy one and so as a twitchy one I had to say guys can we all just get along and they got mad at me Yeah, my childhood was me basically walking up to a blender and about to blend something and then finding out

I had to go to my other parents house, which is why I never learned how to use a blender. Which is why we never have a lid for the blender, right? We took it to my dance house from my mom's house, it's just a mess. My childhood was me just being in the middle and just wanting to put mint in my water. And I just hope I don't spread that along to my children. I'll hold on one second. I just got a text from Brooksie. Hey, Brooksie, what's going on?

Does no mint's mother? Oh God, I did it. Oh God, my son is at home making a smoothie out of chicken nuggets. What have I done to my children? So then, so now Meredith has walked away because she's missing aging and Jen now Jen goes she just stands up and walks away Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Did she think when you rose is it better for them me go ahead? Think of that. What are you?

Don't don't don't don't don't don't order Don't don't don't don't yeah Back in Sean order now what what did you take that when that come from? He's just getting him you were she just had a very fun day of driving in a circle And it was not a metaphor for once with her about her life with Seth and she's and she said you know what? I don't I want to enjoy this. I don't want to be yelled at so I'm disengaging God I don't I want to enjoy this. I don't want to be yelled at so I'm disengaging So she gets up to leave and she's like fake crying She's like fine waving her finger around like fine

So she gets up and Lisa's like come on no more granddecks. It's come on come on now pretenture in park city You're here for the weekend no matter what? Oh no more grand exits Well, why isn't it a grand exit when she leaves them? And she has her drink and she's sloshing it all around and everything. So Lisa's like, so she's like trying, she's like, come on, relax, relax, stop. No grand exits, small exits, little exit, okay. And then at this point Heather and Whitney have walked in.

And so now they're all like, what's going on? What's happening? What's happening? Jen's just like losing her mind. She's like, she's talking to your fucking friend. They're like, what? And Heather takes her arm gently and then Jen like swipes out at her and it's like,

get away from me. And Heather's like, well, don't hit me. I'm there like, Jen, you're storing off but you forgot your purse. Because, oh yeah, I did forget my purse! You want to talk to me when you need to talk! Talk to me, Nia! And then when you start to say something and then when Jen goes, when you shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!

You want to talk to the talk! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Case closed! Dun dun! Well't talk then talk! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Case closed! Dun dun! Well, you do not need to come at her like that. It's not necessary and she's like, it's not necessary! It's not!

Is that that? You knock up at me like that ever! Okay, Jen, you have to calm down. Okay, like my pioneer ancestors, the first time they saw a rattlesnake, you have to calm down. And she's got her finger all in Heather's face. And then this wall of a man walks in and we find out that Jen has brought a body guard, a bodyguard, and then Henry. No relationship to Lisa's Henry.

So she's like, so she's her Henry, future Henry, you better calm down, all right? You know what, know some of that salt scrub we made back in the past, okay? That'll calm you down. Love that. Well Heather's like hitting on the bodyguard. So then Jen is now at the point where she's just saying,

don't, don't, I promise you, don't. I'm like, there's literally no promise in there. It's like you're just saying words. I promise you, don't, don't. I'm like there's literally no promise in there. It's like you're just saying words. I promise you don't don't Henry Henry, I have a question. I have a question. Don't So Jones just yelling you chose your fucking size and when he goes, I don't feel safe right now And try and just let's go Henry And so Lisa is following her through the restaurant

Shake oh come on don't go like this listen you didn't even get a gift pack listen Okay, this and I need you to listen look. I'm proving cheap. I'm walking with you that I've not left you Okay, so you can't say I don't have your back because I'm literally oh my god. It's a womb chair I never thought I'd say that Oh my god look it's a slot machine, I never thought I'd see them thank you. I'll be right back. Oh my god Look, it's a slot machine, but it's on a hybrid stool. I love that It's a genus like you think that bitch is gonna be more loyal to you. Do you do you do you do you think she's gonna be more loyal I'm gonna say one is talking about that and so Lisa's like I walked all the way across this casino floor

Okay, I walked by it Lee and I didn't go in okay. I'm loyal to you. Okay, I walked by it, Italy, and I didn't go in. Okay, I'm loyal to you. Okay, I'm the one that followed you and did not get Supersetta, all right? Okay, she has a real fortune machine. Okay, you know what, I just just respected Pat Sejack for you. So I'm here, okay? I had a really good vibe about that penny slot, okay?

Cause guess what, it was Banana Banana Orange Cherry, and I think the next time I did it, it would have been Banana Banana Banana Banana. And I didn't touch it. I didn't touch it. Even though I wanted to touch. Can I touch? Touch it, you?

Oh, so she's like, oh my god, that was so lot, you guys. I'm like perplexed. Like. And Heather goes, I feel shell shocked. I'm trembling. I'm like, you're literally the only thing that happened

is that Jen had a standard flip out and walked away. And she's like, I am trembling right now, you guys, trembling. Well, listen, here's what I said. I said, hey, I talked to Whitney today. We left it with the track. She did not twerk and said we're good And others like so she was mad over Whitney and Whitney's like I am in the freaking twilight zone To be fair, I think that she's always singing that song so then Lisa goes Lisa with a bombshell revelation

I think she's still upset about Shreeves birthday party. I think it got damaged. Yeah. And she tells us, it's just behavior. It's not dangerous, but I don't think that Whitney understands the ramifications of what happened. Like, you know what? It didn't just affect her like in public. It also affected her home. She's totally different. She doesn't get the rum of a costumes. It's like going to Park City Fashion Week and not wearing a Brooks-Mox tracksuit. She don't understand the rum of a costumes or that. And Whitney's like, I've talked to the girl. I apologize. She forgave me. I'm so confused, you know? And Lisa's like, okay, good time, girl. How do you feel? Keep your top on while you answer. Okay, Heather. Yeah, and Heather, yeah, Heather's like, I thought

they were totally good. And then Whitney with some classic Whitney asms goes, I mean, what am I supposed to do? Send a flash pop or a singing telegram, catching me at ha ha's every Thursday opening up For the show so it means like well she says stuff about you guys too. I mean well at least Meredith and You know then we see the clip of Jen suggesting that Meredith has been cheating this whole time on Seth and Whitney's like yeah, well she showed pictures Meredith, like supposedly having a relationship with the sky, and like she tried to get me in-hether to bring them out to you guys, so like, imagine how we feel, because like we turn around, and now she's close to Meredith,

when she was trying to, like, expose her, what should I do? Her a flash mob of singing telegram. Did you guys get that one in? Okay, I'm gonna start over. I am fuming about this right now. I literally walked by family-fued slots and didn't touch for this woman and I am fuming right now. Okay, for her to talk about Marath is wrong because she sat there and said how loud she is to both of us

and if she's saying something about me, you better tell me, Ra, na. Yaba, okay. Um, she called me last night. That was a singing telegram. Can I start over? I'm just gonna speak this. She called me last night and she said just so you know, Lisa is running her mouth about you. Oh, boom!

We get the housewives of boo. This is all I've said about Whitney. Okay, literally everything I've said to your face today is what I've said about you. Everything I've said, that's also I talked about Vita Tequila being the best tequila in the world. That's all I've said. You know what? I don't like them underpeat-lush intactocks. Like, I don't like to hear that someone I chased through her tell room-side like that's a straight-up law

and She tells them I hope this after I stand there and if you guys don't want the same standards think go away Don't love it. Don't love that. I don't love that If you want to be like that fine, I'll be at the walking dead slots Walking dead slots. And you can join wherever you want. So the walking dead slots. So then we cut to Jen. We just see that the cameraman is afraid to even go in her room, because it's like outside her room with the door open. And you just hear her scream crying on the phone.

To reap what the fuck? Like it's okay for Meredith to storm out, but then when I do it like everyone's like Gen-Shot all is Gen-Shot, it's not fair and I can't do this anymore, especially with no one, Zigg, oh, me! And then all the fans of the Belagio just reached heights and never seen before, all the pigeons flutter away. Yeah, no one stands up for you, Jen, because you're being ridiculous. You said you were over it and everyone thought you're over in everyone's school. And now you come in angry yelling at people about loyalty, forcing them to draw a line

over something stupid. Okay, I'm sorry that for 10 minutes, the top golf party wasn't as good as you wanted it to be. That's okay. All right. Like, that's fine. You're a real housewife. You're not supposed to have good parties. That's the way this is going to go from now on.

I mean, I get it. She's trying really, really, really, really, really, really, really hard. Um, to be a good real housewife. So she just wants to be the one that's like fighting all the time. But you have to know what you're fighting about. Like come on. You don't even have anything good to fight about. So you're just going to show up and yell every single time.

It's old and change your outfit. I'm embarrassed for you. So they all decide, all the other girls decide to go up to Whitney's room to talk about Jen basically and Meredith joins them. And of course, in my mind, I'm like, so did you guys not have dinner? Like, what's going on? There's a whole table. Like, if this were like another show,

like if this were like Shaza Sunset, that food would be done, okay? So then they go up to Whitney's room. Amazingly, there's room for them all to sit, like no one has to get into the bathtub. And then Meredith is like, Whitney, are you okay? You don't look like you're okay. You look like Brooks when you walk into a store

and realizes that they've got the old chicken nuggets front and center. You look like Brooks when he found out that milk came from cows. It's still traumatized. You look like Brooks when he found out that the toilet needs to actually be flushed for him to work. So Lisa's like, we're just trying to digest it all because there was no food to digest, so we're just trying to digest that. And

Heather's like, okay, well Lisa was trying to talk to Jen and Whitney's like, she came at me physically. Okay, you can calm down with that with me. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that this was like fight night, but okay. So then Lisa's like, yeah, and then she passed Shadar. And Whitney's like, well, it looked like she was gonna do something to me. Yeah, I mean while the music is doing it standard, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so then Lisa's like, none of this makes any sense.

When I have a solve with Heather, you encourage it, right? And Meredith goes, I thought we had a great day. I felt very positive about how we left everything, which was a little dizzy with some whiplash on the counter of the car racing, which by the way you still smell wonderful. Well, you know what? She thought you were going to come after me, and then she said, if you tell anyone, I will bear you in the leg behind your back. Oh, in my backyard or something. And Meredith's like, what? I was listening for so long to Jen.

And you know what? Being the elegant lady that I famously am, I was listening, but I couldn't take it anymore. I just had to get diagonal and disengaged. So that's what I did. I mean, there's like, yeah, well, I spent all afternoon with her. And she said the only reason that she's not like dead in the lake there's like, yeah, well, I spent all afternoon with her and she said the only reason that she's not like dead in the lake behind her house, Whitney, is because of her friendship with me. And then we see a clip of Jen saying, like, those beds would be in the dead in the lake

behind her house if it weren't for her friendship with you. It's like, thank you. Thank you, thank you, editors. So Lisa's like, ah, it's not inside. It's not inside. Emeritus is like, well, you know, she kept saying that you're responsible for Whitney. And you know, that's why I was mad, you know,

like I just couldn't listen anymore. I just disengage. All right, that's what happened. Disengage, I took the ring off and I threw it on the ground. It's a were disengage. Where does that? So yeah, and so Whitney's like, she was trying to drop bombs in my lap to get me to say

bad things about you and your marriage, but little did she know I had already arranged a flash mob to say bad things about you and your marriage and there was a singing telegram, okay? So Meredith goes, all right, all right, fashion icon here, ready to talk. Okay, I have something to say. Seth and I have been collecting terrible art in our bedroom for a very long time. And that's just the truth of it. We've also been separated on and off for a very long time. And at times, I've seen other people. There, I've said it. Oh, this is the first time I've heard this. Like she didn't tell me that they were both saying other people. I got about the Eva. I'm the week at a

clip of the art place where Meredith is like, you know what? Sometimes things happen in a mirror. Can I touch? And you've got to do. Think can I touch that? Where, you know, you're just not gonna be happy. And you got to, you got to touch that. You got to work through it. I'm like, maybe she didn't tell you, but you were too busy trying to touch it. I know. I'm in a room with my best friend, and I know nothing about her life. Like, so my feelings are hurt. How many times can you go to Katrina, Tascana, and just lie to my face?

You know what this is? This is the cherry on the icing on the topping of the cake. It's like that. It's the cherry on the icing on the topping of the cake. That's on top of a table that happens to be also a stool. That's what's called a hybrid stool, and it's in Park City, and everyone knows I'm the queen of Park City. Thank you, I love that.

Which means you murdered a horse. John Kong. James trying to solve bad mysteries outside the door. Thank you. I love that. Which means you murdered a horse. John, John, James trying to solve bad mysteries outside the door. That mystery didn't track. So Meredith is like, well, we're reconciled now. We're the happiest we've ever been. And you know what? Or moving forward.

And there's nothing else to discuss about it. Hold on. You're going to think I have something else to say because I'm twitching my head back and forth. No, it's not a seizure. It's me making a point. Continue. Seth and I are the closest we've ever been,

which is very difficult because I've struggled with his mouth breathing for years on end. But I finally learned that if I mouth breathe, while he mouth breathes, it actually cancels it out. So things are really great between us. And then Lisa's like, well, it always comes down to loyalty from the one person who's the least loyal. Can I touch?

I love that. I love I just made that part right now. Do you guys even want to still be a friend after all this? Because I don't. And then there's like, yes, I do because look, she has redeemable qualities. Like, I think she has crazy horrible talks to qualities, but I also think there's a little bit of that in all of us. And I'm willing to give her latitude, just not longitude because then she'll know where we are and she'll be able to hurt us. But you know what? I don't cut people out.

That's what I always want to hear from a best friend. Yeah, she has redeemable qualities. Yeah, okay, great. So, um, so Lisa's like, does she defend you this heavily? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, okay? Because like, you know, I know what it's like to be rejected by people. If you're not behaving the way they want you to behave, I'm like, well, it's one thing to be rejected by a religious organization that has its own, you know, tenets and beliefs and code of conduct, whether you agree with it or not, like, if you're

in it, this is the code of conduct. It's another to be rejected because you're acting like a crazy person and being super annoying. Yes, a good greed. And Heather also just totally screws herself over with that. And like, we can, you know, I can see myself, I guess, in just toxic friendships. It's like, at one point in this episode, she's like, but I do stand up for her. I mean, I've always been by her side, you know,

every end, then you see every single fight. And it's like Heather following behind her after she's acted like an idiot. And Jen's still treating like Heather like shit and just ignoring her. It's like, she, it doesn't matter if you're there or not, Heather. Okay. She's a shitty person.

So, like, if you're not there, she'll be a shitty person to her hair person or her makeup person or whoever she's paid to be her friend's that moment. But like, she doesn't even know you're there. Like, you know, grow some heels and get away from that. Grow some heels. So that leads to goes, I'm processing tonight, and I'm not okay with it.

So if you're looking for me, just ask for the Rainbow Spinning Wheel because I am processing. Spinning Peach Palau, right? Processing. So the next day, where, oh, but the room service to Meredith who cares. Oh, so Meredith calls Brooks. I think hi honey Um, how's everything? He's like, oh my god, mom. It was crazy You know how you let me keep Teddy in my room. So he doesn't pee anywhere Well, I woke up this morning and I stepped in a shot and then I look over and he shot all over by my blue And then I look over and he shat all over by my blue Montclair coat

Which I love so much that it was on the floor to be shadow I nearly started crying, but I cut out salt and my body refused to produce tears mom Mom, why did Teddy poop on my Montclair jacket? Is it because I gave him mint and water Exclusively for the past few days. It's so wrong. He should be happy for his cleanse. So then Heather's talking to one of her friends and saying how Jen's torn down and that she texted Lisa and said she's going to the airport, but then she texted Heather and said come to my room to get my shit. And then she sent me a text saying, she's gone already. Yeah. So Heather's all confused. And then Whitney, Whitney is once again trying to sell us the fact that the intention of this

trip was to bond. And she goes, this is the worst trip ever. This trip is worse than the time that the flash mob showed up at the singing telegrams house. Wait, wait, wait, no. This trip is worse than the time the flash mob had a period. No, no. This is worse than the time that the singing telegram went to the Bahamas and started a flash mob. No, how does the line go again?

This was the worst time since the flash mob got their period on a slide made out of singing telegrams in the Bahamas wait let me start over this is worse than the time I drove a race car down a slide in the Bahamas so then Mary is in her house again with some weird drink Mary watchingried. Married. Married. Watching around her weird house with a weird drink, okay. Married doing nothing has made her the hero of Salt Lake City. Like, so now she's my favorite. Like, I just wait all episode for the crazy Married

scene in her closet. So, start Linda's like, oh, I'm just setting up for your thing. And she's, oh, my little bench, so I could step up into the bed. What's going on? I heard a bench, and she's drinking that strange hot pink shake that she drinks now, and she's wearing these big, green boots that look like waiters.

She needs a helper bench. I am so confused. I have never seen a cast member have so little screen time and benefit from it so much because the less we know about her, the more fascinating she becomes. I mean, she has a bench to get up into her bed, but she doesn't always want it. She wants it removed as well and then put out for her every night. Yes, that's it's gold. So Lisa calls her and she's like, oh Lisa, I I have the phone in my hand, which is like perfect timing because I had my phone in my hand, so I picked it up. Hi, everything going. Oh wow, this car wash looks amazing. Actually, it's my closet.

Oh, oh, says that just Charlinda back there shaking your clothes. Yeah, pretty much. Well, we were having fun because we were race car driving. It was so great. I still smell like it. It was like amazing socks. So then Jen comes in and like we told her we'd like beets with Whitney, but then she got really mad.

And then Jen got sat off and then she said, you're the problem. So then I went up to find Jen and Mary's like, why were you chasing her again? So wait, you chased her? Oh my God. And she's like, I knew Jen would ruin the trip. I mean, that was inevitable.

I mean, I warned these women. I warned them about Jen. And then we just see flashbacks of Mary saying every time they have dinner with Jen, someone gets hurt, which is really funny because it's actually very, the one thing that Mary said, which I can say is very true. Like, yes, someone does get hurt every time they have dinner with Jen. So Mary's like, yeah, I believe it. And Lisa's like, yeah, like when they say that people, like when people show you who they are, like believe them, you know, Mary Jullo, John Jullo, like, yeah, you know what, Mary,

I miss your preachy energy. Okay, I miss that. First time anyone ever said that about someone, as a, as a then Mary goes, you know, people are trying to understand her, are trying to understand her, but how do you understand? And then she does like her whole face, does like this, like this, like where are tongues tox out, or I get big, when I get small,

her head turns into like a parallelogram and she's crazy. How do you understand? Crazy. Like, well, there we are. So then we're in front of the hotel now with Whitney and Jenna and Lisa. They're getting ready for their next big day.

And Heather's still not down there. Yeah, and Meredith is wearing an animal prints. They're all like, hi, hi, and Meredith goes, I'm an aaselot, by the way. I don't know if you got that, but that cracked me up. It was like her trying to almost be like, like, I felt like it's like trying to be like a gay. You know, like, I'm an asshole.

My baby. I love it. Did I say it rightly so? I love it. Oh, so they call Heather to see where she is. And Heather says that she's 15 behind. And they're like, well, just hurry up, Heather. But Heather's behind because she's going to Jen's room who is of course still there. If you guys thought that thirsty ass was going to miss a camera day, you were sorely mistaken.

Of course she is still there. And of course her whole staff is still in the room. Well, the other take is that she went to the airport and they told her she was Group C on Southwest. She's, do you know who I am? Why are you always doing this Group C? Group C? I am Group A.

I'm gonna wanna fly this airline. I'm going back, I'm going back to the hotel. Oh, no Matt. I am not a no Matt. No, the no Matt hotel. Fine. This airline is terrible, which is why elephants are dying and fill a delphia. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, glam squad around her and it's just so uncomfortable the room is way too small. I'm sorry. I can't get over it. I can't either. I can't. It's so bad. It's so bad. And Oh, that one guy who doesn't want to be on camera who the one guy who doesn't want to be on camera who people say is the guy from project runway's crazy. So Heather's like, oh my God, the craze monster I saw last night spitting

and furious. Like, how did she go from there to this being all nice and joking around and stuff. And so she's like, have you talked to anybody today? She's like, no, just getting ready to go shopping. Um, guys, can you give us a minute? And so they all like roll up their sleeping bags and go out into the hallway. They climb into the hallway. They climb into the hot tep and close the closet door behind them. So Heather's like, Jen, everyone's freaked out. Okay, and Jen's like, well, nobody said anything.

I don't think they know you're actually even here because you've been telling everyone you left. It was because you know what? Thank God for the shot squad, which is why I rolled deep with them, okay? Like they're paid a friend. You're so sad, just stop. And she says she cares about their group of friends, but there's no progress being made, because no one's talking about what the real issue is.

Which is, can we hear about what the real issue is? Cause I'm sort of lost. A little bit. Yeah, please name it. So Heather's like, you went wild on me and crazy and like, I felt it and you pushed me and then you stormed off and she's, yeah, but it's because you missed the whole thing prior. And she says, well, you're mad that they made up with Whitney and she's like, I'm not

mad at her at Meredith or Lisa for making up with Whitney, but I cannot move on until Whitney admits she lied. And it's like, wait, she lied and she goes, or until Lisa and Meredith admit that they did say that they were scared of me. I'm like, this is such a tenuous argument. Why, you gave up an entire free mail for this argument. Please.

Yeah, so stupid. She says unless Whitney admits that she lied or Meredith and Lisa admit that they're lying. This is about Mary and she's not you're taking your Mary's word as gospel right now. No pun intended like that's crazy that you put any faith into what Mary is saying Really and she's like this is affecting my family. Okay You're family and this is why my family had to move out of state Dun dun dun. It's like what? Oh, this is not of the only thing reason why it's affecting your family is because you threw a Crazy scene and a tantrum and you probably scared your poor fortune-year-old son because you had dragged him into a car and were Historically crying. That's why it affected your family

Yeah, so Heather's like, well, congrats because nobody's gonna hear that now, because now all they're gonna say is that you were being really mean and aggressive and then you push me and I'm supposed to be your friend and then, you know, you do that with Whitney and Lisa and she's like, well, it's always me, it's always my fault. Like before we even talked about anything, Meredith got up and left, which didn't even

make any sense. It didn't make any sense. You were yelling at her and telling her that she had to choose between you and Whitney. And she was just trying to, you know, enjoy her porn star, Martini, in her oversized sleeves, okay? And so Heather's like, she's like, I'm telling you right now, there's no reason to fend it to me, okay? That's not what that stake right now. And Jen goes, well, what's that stake? It's the reason why last night I got upset. Heather, why can't anyone sincerely apologize and own whatever it is? And if it's just

a fuck up, say I'm sorry. Why can't anyone ever just own up to things and say I'm sorry? Why can't anyone say I'm sorry? And now they're just like, uh, yeah. You know what, that's not the situation you're in right now. Right now, the person who fucked up is you. Okay, you fucked up and you screwed us all. And she goes, how did I fuck up Heather? Like, I'm telling you right now, if you're my friend, and she's like, listen, I'm telling you the truth.

You and off, she goes's because people are lying together and I have a problem with that. No one's owning it. Okay, Lisa, did you, did you and Meredith talk shit behind my back? Because Whitney says you did, okay? And Heather's like, you don't understand. I didn't get to have my dinner last night.

You have an auto apologize to me. Yeah. And yeah, Heather's over it, right? And Jen just still doesn't get it. It's like, well, I need to know who are my friends. So then we go back to the girls and they've arrived at this big Vegas house and the door is answered by Kimberly Friedmother, hypnotist. Kimberly Friedmother.

She looked sort of like, uh, the Vegas version of Angie Everhart, which is also the same as Angie Everhart, but she sort of had, sort of like Angie Everhart meets, there was like someone else that was in there, like a young someone, like a young, a lane stretch or something. A lane stretch. She's this big tall lady and she's got this crazy red wig that looks like it's about

to fall off. And Kim's like, you must be Whitney. She's like, yes, Whitney, brothers. Okay, Whitney. And you must be a race car driver because I smell a race car on you. Yes, yes, we drove yesterday. I love it. I love it. Come on in, ladies.

So they go in, this is like, Insying Moroccan decorated home. It's like, every doorway this woman passes, she's like, bring that home. Could we have this old Moroccan doorway delivered to the fried mother residence? It is just like filled with strange antiquities and a huge number of plants.

It was actually, believe it or not, I actually thought it was kind of amazing. Like, it's not my style at all, it's kind of a style. It's just, I'm not into it. But for that style, I was like, this woman just like went hard in the paint. And she just walked back to the country. And you know, a lot of real candles, because now people always use those fake candles

that just kind of flicker, like a bluetooth thing that flickers in there. And I was like, wow, you've brought a lot of wood into this home for real candles. And on top of that, I don't know if you noticed it, but there was like a large, perhaps life-sized sheep sculpture behind her. I was like, all the way in the distance, but I was like, is that a sheep? She just has in the middle of this like sort of like, you know, Moroccan-ish, whatever the style is, there's just a sheep. I was like, okay, I'm into it.

And Whitney's, Whitney's tenuous story of how they found her. She's like, well, Mr. Friedmecker has a book called Subconscious Power and they read her book, so she invited us over to find our inner voice. I'm like, well, Jesus, I'm a lame reader. We're sitting in the shell that wears my like Mary Higgins Clark invitation?

So we all decided that we would go over to Kimberly Friedmanter's house and start a flash mob wait no Kimberly Friedmanter had her period in the Bahamas. No And Lisa looks scared. Oh my god, but I'm even doing here So Whitney's like we have a lot of energy to clear. We are maybe expecting one other person, only one person. Surely there will not be more than one person. Um, so it could be like, all right, all right. Okay, well, wait for them.

Let's sit around this giant table with huge pomfrons and the thousand candles, not a risk at all. Hi, okay. Okay, everyone, let's just close our eyes. Okay, I'll actually just cause it's fun. Translate is the bomb. Am I right, everyone? Am right if you're answering your non-translate? So, I suppose. All right, here's what we're gonna do ladies. You're gonna take a couple of deep breaths. Now, you, okay?

And if you happen to see anyone from Mandalay Bay, you did not see me and I did not steal any of this decor from that casino, okay, thank you. Meredith and Lisa are already hypnotized. They don't even hear the doorbell, they're like, eh, shiver gluten, shiver gluten bearing. Shbell that like shiver gluten shiver gluten bearing So Heather and Jen walking and it's like the big sock that Jen's there, you know and Kimberly's like Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. like every line that's set in the scene is, Uff, Uff! So I suppose you know these ladies. Uff, have a seat. Uff! You laugh a lot on simple crashes. So then Meredith is like, well, the energy just completely shifted in here.

Sort of, sort of like when I'm home alone and I got to change the heating, the energy really shifts. Kimberly is gonna need a much bigger crystal. Brooks wrote that one for me. But you can't really run, mother. And Kimberly goes, so you ladies know we're doing hypnosis.

Have you ever done hypnosis before and Jenkos? Just in the carnival. I was like, okay, well that one's just bad. Just like us. I'm gonna target you next. So Kim's like, all right guys, so here's just bad, I guess. I'm gonna target you next. So it's like, all right guys, so here's what you're gonna do, wiggle your neck. Now that you feel is energy.

I was like, well, if that's true, Meredith is fucking certainly with claim. Okay. Okay, all right, y'all, okay, well now put your hands straight out. Just watch the flames, just be careful, your eyes are closed. Okay, now Meredith, I'm gonna ask you to stand straight up. You are leaning diagonally into the flame

that you're about to catch on fire. All right, now, I'm gonna put, hold your hands out. Now you're gonna put two little ping pong balls in your hands, all right? Now they're light and they're airing. Now I'm gonna take away those light balls and then I'm gonna hand you base balls, okay? So now just let those balls be, just feel those balls. And Whitney is, of course, I need to- I love balls! I remember when I sent a ball down a slide in the Bahamas, wait. So it it comes like, all right, slowly open your eyes.

Okay, that's a quick little tour. Are you comfortable now? We call that, imagine you're holding balls of noses. Feel it. Could you imagine it? All right, close your eyes. All right, you got a soccer ball on the left and you got a tennis ball on the right, which is heavier.

Now I want you to lift one hand up quickly and then lift the other one up quickly and now catch the ball. You are now juggling, congratulations. So, Jen's like, she says, are you guys comfortable and Jen's like, well, I'm a little not comfortable. And she goes, I feel that. Well, hopefully you'll get there. Hopefully it will be comfortable at some point in the night.

So just cracked me up. She's already not having time at all. It's like this girl comes in, it rings the doorbell in the middle of her warm-up, and then it acts all attitudin. She's this Kim lady. It's like not having it. Guess she didn't, guess she needs to buy a candle immediately. All right.

Why do I get the sense that while we were all imagining ping pong balls, she was imagining the foosballs. Don't like her. So then Jen goes, I came with Heather today because people are lying. And I need to know who my friends are and who's lying to me. Dun, dun. No, no, you're here because. All right, well, let's, let's go sit on some extremely gigantic furniture.

Okay. So they go into the love that love giant couches. This is Matt's. So they go into the living room and it's just this humongous sectional. It's like the incredible shrinking woman with like giant furniture to make them all seem really small. So they go in there. It's not only an enormous sectional, but the sectional is festooned with enormous pillows, like pillows that are like six feet tall, just propped up in the corner. And then a table of fire. It's all just filled with candles. Yes. So Kimpley's like, now come on in.

Just say wherever you want to say the point is that you feel comfortable and this is a safe space right here. Okay. When you sit down, just pretend that there's a ball under your butt and then you can tell me what sort of ball it is. I'm either feeling a lot of damage in each pod or each pod of self or with the group. So I want you all to check on your pods of self, okay? Because you know, people, people's feelings are hurt, but it can be rectified if we just consider balls, rectus and pod selves, okay guys? Just like, you feel this energy

because last night at dinner, there was an issue, and then when I talked with Heather and then she said Jen it's all your fault And I was like what was that always Jen like Jen's like the loud one like I guess I'm the reason like I'm the reason Okay, and then Meredith like gets up and leaves okay Why is it always me why am I the one that's always too much why am I always too much? I'm like you're yelling at hypnosis session You're answering your own question and meanwhile that now like the the Triximonicals her her composition of the background is and full And the little angel with the symbols just flying right going.

That's so marina. It's just like the issue when you trying to tell me who I could and could not be friends with. Oh, okay. Well, that's your perception. The reality is I think she's just not in touch with reality. Okay. That was a, that was Okay, that was a that was a that was a winner there. Brooks, thanks for thanks for writing that one for me. That was my

period on a water slide in the Bahamas moment. I rain every money. So Jen says no one says what's going on. It's just you know,, you had said, you had just said that we could have, if you just said it, we could have just clarified it. It's like, Jen, everyone was fine. You were the one who was harboring issues. You were the one who didn't tell everyone that you're still not over the stupid party. I'm Lisa goes, yeah, but we both did say what was going on. Up boom! And Jen's like, um, no, she got up and Meredith is like, we said it several times and the reason my got out was because you were speaking to me very aggressive and I won't let someone speak to me aggressively.

I ain't that's what was happening. Unless it's my son or my husband. So Jen says, well, I feel the need to defend myself about the things that I've come up with in my head. Okay. And Heather head, okay? And Heather says, okay, you did say you're giving Whitney another shot because she's my friend and you said the same thing for Lisa and Matt. You said that basically, like the only reason we're being friends with Whitney is because of

me, right? And then Kim goes, Whitney, do you have anything to say? You look sort of like you're trying to make a joke happen. I'm getting a feeling about a flash mob in the Bahamas in a period. You want to articulate that? Can I start again? You didn't even say anything yet, man.

Well, I apologize and she wants to make the glass throwing my fault and just like, no, no, no, it's because you brought it up at Sharice's party and you chose a very important time that I'm not gonna get back. I'm never gonna get that time back And I'm like confused as to why you needed to tell me that they were talking about me And that hurts me because like I'm thinking they're my friends and then they were like a no-widdings lying I did not say that wait can I touch this conversation? I did not say that. I did not say that. Wait, can I touch this conversation? I did not say that. And I'll, and I will say that.

I didn't say that to my daughter. Okay, I didn't say that. So you're okay that we need line. Just no, I mean, I'm not okay. No, I'm not okay with that, but like, you know what? I'm confused, so I'm just gonna tell you what I'm not okay with. It's my turn to talk. My turn, my turn to talk.

I'm not pointing the finger, but from my perspective, I'm like, who's lying to me? And Kimberly at this point is just bored. She just lays back in her chair and she goes, well, I'll sit there with the truth is, I'm not gonna carry this deep a bitch. I don't care. Yeah, oh my God.

So, Jen's like, you have to understand from my perspective. Who's lying to me? Oh my God. So Kim is like, okay, you know what, tell her the truth. What hurts? What hurts you right now? If you're my friend, I'm loyal to the end. And I want that reciprocated. You know what? It's contradictory. That's someone preaches loyalty. And then I'm told by every single person you're making very negative in you windows about my marriage and that's a cruel thing to do someone and it makes me angry. It doesn't concern you. Mind your business. I don't get angry easily and you don't want me angry. Otherwise, I may just have to have a pleasant dinner with you

at Katrina Tuscana. A boom. The sound effects are crazy. Yeah. All right, you don't want to see me angry. You know what, did you make negative innuendos about my marriage? Yes or no?

Yes or no? It's like I would never try to come between somebody's marriage. And Meredith goes, all right, well true or false. And then she goes, false. And really, she's like, yeah, that is false. Yeah, basically, they're all like, yeah, she's been dropping bombs. And when he's like, she said it. And Jen goes, said what?

I have told both of you guys, both of you guys, and Heather's like, Jen, all we want you to do is apologize to Meredith. Can you just please do that? So she's like, Meredith, I'm so sorry. I would never do anything like that. And King goes, um, just to be clear, she needs to hear, I'm sorry. I heard your feelings. Just say that.

Just, I'm sorry. Just, no, no, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just say so, so, so, sorry. That's it. You know what, here's what I'm gonna need from you. If you're sorry, all right, imagine what you would say if you saw Whitney's husband and his underwear.

So, so. All right, now do that eight times, okay? And then follow it with sorry. Okay, that's how you do it. And every single time, Jen is like, I'm sorry, but I'm sorry, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you're stupid. But here's the thing, just not no condition. All right, all right, all right, we're going to play a game. We're going to play a game. Okay. This is a game called Jen's

stupid or Jen's not stupid. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, trust not trust. All right, can we do not trust not trust? That's our game. All right, who doesn't trust Meredith, okay, Richard no, everyone no hands. Okay, who doesn't trust? Lisa, all right, no hands, no hands. Okay, no hands. Who doesn't trust me? No hands. Who doesn't trust this plant? No hands. Who doesn't trust Seccionals no hands. No hands. All right, no two Oh, I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. trust me, it makes me feel attacked. It's like, Jen, you have to just stop with this. Like, I will fight tooth and nail. Cause that is actually like, that's a nice perk of a friendship, but that's really not what these people are looking for

in their friendship. And like, you don't just get to be like, like automatic feelty because you are announcing from the mountaintops that you will fight tooth and nail when even though you're being shaped. She has a step up for anybody ever on this show. All she has done is spread rumors about Meredith's marriage, which turned out to be true.

But all she did was turn against people who were nice to her. She's never stuck up for anybody. She's nuts. Yeah. So then the question is, who doesn't trust Heather? And Jen is the only one who raises her hand. Is she doesn't with a smirk? Like, yeah.

And so Heather's like, um, does she not understand the question because I've copped her secrets? I've like chased her after every storm off and then we see clips of that, which, you know, that's not really being a friend, that's being an enabler of a monster. So stop doing that. And then Kim, Kim, Kimberly,

Frank and my fried mutter is just looking at, uh, Heather and goes, so do me, or but boiling over this one, like a boiling face, right? They are. I bet you were a good time girl once. Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? Right.

I see you lifting your shirt in front of a football team. All right. Let's move on. I'm bored. So now what about you, Widey? With me. All right, Widey. I'm bored. So now what about you, why do you with me? Alright, why do you now just tell me what you think? Can I move over there because I need to be in my own space? Can I say that again? No, just move move over there.

Alright, now you're responsible for your own comfort. Okay. And I love that you just did that for yourself. I love everyone round of applause because this woman has not had enough applause in her life. Round of applause. She was a little uncomfortable on the count. She moved to the other part of the couch. That is what healing is all about. Congratulations.

You've relocated yourself, Pod. And Heather's like, yeah, last night was aggressive and violent and like, and then it came at me. And then we see clips of Jen acting kuku and others like and I was like horrified because you preach loyalty but you've been a really shibi friend and I've had to defend you and defend you and like maybe I'm completely blind maybe I'm blind she's probably blind yeah did you see that top she bought so she came in so skippey and so happy okay and you got mad at, and you got mad at her.

And you got mad at, you got mad at Whitney. And you wouldn't even listen to me. Oh, it's a Meredith. Even though Meredith is the most elegant person here. Okay. And Jen is like, my reaction was big because it's always gonna be big when it comes to my family or anyone I care about or love.

Me reacting is completely justified because don't they know me by now? Like that is truly the worst defense. What did this have to do with your family? Literally nothing had to do with your family, okay? Nothing. Nothing. The worst thing is that Mary said that those two were scared of you. That's it. Don't bring it. Don't try to make it about your family. It's not. Yeah, well, so she's like, and now I'm being made out to be the bad person. And Lisa, it's not about you, okay, we feel attacked.

I said, I'm sorry, man. I'm dealing with a lot of stuff right now. Okay, here we go. It's like, Jen's back into a corner, so now she's gonna start the tears and go on about what a fucking victim she is. Here, it happens every single time. So Lisa's like, well, you know what,

I don't wanna be your friend right now. And maybe I'll change that. You know what? Maybe I'll be like, boom chairs are back. Maybe, but right now, boom chairs are dead to me. Like you. So like last night, I felt shocked. And she's like, um, I have been such a good friend, to Mariner. You just told America was cheating on her husband behind her back. Call me anything you want. I am not a disloyal friend. Okay. My version of loyalty is if you're trying to ruin a friendship and when he's like who is trying to ruin a friendship.

Was it the singing telegram, sending balls down the slide in the Bahama while she was on her period? And how there's like, you're the one who's on the brink of ruining your friendship with us. And Kim is like, good, this is so, so, see, I even I just said so, so it's good. You see, Jim is not that hard. This is good. I'm gonna sit back. You guys should be a TV show honestly. Oh, God, so next week and or next week is a season finale and It goes back to like genus also dancing and we finally get to see why Jen is shimming in the open and then Meredith shows up to the beauty lab party wearing a mask made out of Cubics or Coneyum or something It's a great leadership. She's like trying to be like the fashionista, like the edgy.

She's trying to almost do be like to read, but it's like she's not. She's like in a suburban, like strip mall at the opening of a spot, like a face spot. It's hilarious. It's also perfect. I'm really excited for that. It's going to be good. And I mean, this is just it's so entertaining. I'm just kind of I'm really sad this season is wrapping up because I kind of feel like it's it's really found its groove over the past few episodes. But anyway, let us let's see where let I'm riding down the time stamp. Oh, one hour. Oh my goodness. This is going to be a long one, people.

It is. So, let's pivot over to Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is also on its cast trip, which we're on episode two of what looks like it's going to be, like at least four episodes of a cast trip, four episodes of people in an Airbnb. I'm imagining they are trying to stretch out this cast trip because with coronavirus, it's just the best way to get everyone in one place

where they don't have to test them like, incessantly and they can get into it. So we start Atlanta up, we're back on the bus and everyone's mad that Kenya brought her baby. And Candy's trying to defend her and being like, well, she doesn't have a regular nanny. So like she doesn't, there's no one for her to leave the baby with. It takes a village and can you just

doesn't have a village? Yeah, she keeps burning them down. I know, she's going to have to leave. She's going to have to leave. Yeah, Candy hasn't left one village undisturbed, okay? And Port just like, well, Mark doesn't help with the baby. Okay, then, you know, whatever. I just want Eric and his thing, like fine.

I'm not gonna fight about this right now. So then we go to the house and Kenya's there with Latoya. They're getting washed up. And some girl only Whitney comes over here. Not to be confused with Whitney from Salt Lake City. She's another. Guys, we are playing the Nertitech Day tonight. You have to guess who got their period on a group of singing telegram flashmobs.

Yeah, Whitney, this Whitney looks sort of like the Sandra Lee of the murder mystery world. And she, the basically this could be it's a murder mystery event tonight. And I'm already upset because listen, I'm in favor of murder mystery parties. I've never actually been to one, but I love the idea of it. And I think it seems like fun. But you know what?

Don't give me a murder mystery party to do when I'm just getting out of a bus. Okay, for the past, well, we're supposed to be four hours and turn it into eight hours. This is not a, I could already know that this is not a good idea. Well, I also feel like it's some weird executive decision

made at Bravo every year where they're like, guess what, we're gonna do this year. Everyone's having a dinner detective party. Okay, it was funny to Rinda's house, so let's all do it now on every single cell, because we saw have the Dallas one coming up too. Oh yeah, but at least with like Durinda's house, they got to have like a moment. I don't know what they were doing earlier beforehand, but they all got to dress up. They had costumes, they had memes, they could, they all got into it. They

could have fun with it before then Durinda was like, okay, just pretty good. Okay, do the time. You did it for the money. Yeah, I think I did it. But so Kenya tells us, so this is a murder mystery and someone gets killed and we all have to figure out who did the crime. I'm pretty sure we know how murder mystery is work. Yeah, we got it. So with me is like, okay, well, we've got our staff is posing as help. Okay. And then we have another actor who's going to be posing as a photo journalist. So we need

a reason for him to be here. And Ken is like, well, the toyah here is a YouTuber. Oh, so that's why because he needs to be there to take photos of the YouTuber. So Whitney's telling them that someone's going to die and then cops are going to come in and swarm the place. And Kenny is like, uh, yeah, could there come look fake because I don't know that this is the right environment for police officers to be running in on a group of black woman, brandishing guns. That's probably not the best idea.

Those guns better be fake as hell. Yeah, I have to agree with her on that one. So although it's not like if they were, well, whatever, I just think Kenya, I think Kenya is right on that one. Cynthia is, so now Cynthia shows up. And she's telling us that she thinks the private plane was a shady way for Kenya to start the trip. So she knows, she's anticipating that everyone's gonna be pissed.

Yes. And yeah, Cynthia's like, it's not really sure about this. So, Cynthia at least gets the big room. They gave her a big room. And then the girls arrive and it's my, it was supposed to be a four-hour drive and it turned into eight. Which is a nightmare on that. That awful bus that had no air conditioning, I would be furious. I'd be like, once I get in, I'd be like, okay, where is my food? All I wanna do right now is eat food and put my feet up. The last thing I'd wanna do is a murder mystery. Yeah, so they all have to make up names,

so I'll get little name tags and stuff, and they'll make up cute little names, and then Let's see they haven't even changed clothing That's the other thing as I feel like if you're doing murder mystery, you know We want to dress up or something. It's part of like getting into the spirit and getting people to get into it They're still like can do still wearing her like Tasmanian devil T-shirt or whatever was she's wearing like that they they are not even like done anything to pivot towards some sort of, you know, activity like this.

So then a lady runs in screaming and just falls on the floor. She runs in screaming going, there's a knife in my side. And then falls on the ground. And Kenny's like, give her some air guys? And then the cops come in and Everyone holds them up and portion jumps behind the couch That's why Kenya was on to something

By the way, I just want to point out that while they were all making up their own names. Guess what Cynthia's name was 50 cents. Oh my goodness. Who would have thought that it would super spread air. So can the guys come in and they're like kind of good old boys and can be like, Oh God, please don't say that these are strippers. Please, please. So it's a murder mystery and whoever wins it gets a better room. But no one really cares. And Porsche is like, I don't understand what's happening.

I just came to drink and dance. I just want to drink and dance. Which is like, I totally get it. Although the game night person and me started to like really see red because I'm like, excuse me, there is a game going on and it involves buy in, okay, emotional buy in and you are rooting the vibe here for I started getting really triggered for all the times I tried to organize a game and someone just was like, this is stupid, let's just let's just like drink.

Yeah, well, you count for us games on people. You can't, you can't do it. Well, that's be mutually agreed upon. That's why, that's why Kenya needed to like give it a night and then she could like, tee them ups that way they could be ready and prepared for murder mysteries. So the cops are all dancing around and the ladies are all twerking all over the cops and stuff and everyone's doing shots and Kenya's getting so mad. cops and stuff and everyone's doing shots and Kenya's getting so mad. And

Tanya Kenya and Kenya the only ones actually trying to do this murder mystery. Like even the actors aren't doing it anymore. It's just like pure chaos and they have like their little, you know, note pad, which is basically what I would be like in that situation. Like guys, come on, there was a murder. We have to take care of this. And someone knocks over a lamp and then, um, Tammy is dancing over one of the, well, actually, Tammy is taking it seriously because the winner of murder

mystery and I guess to choose a better room. So Tammy is like, I'm not letting go of a good room. Yeah. And then out of nowhere, Fallon arrives. She's like, hi, I'm here. I'm like, we fallon is here. So, um, uh, so everyone's just like dancing and there's craziness and candy is like, I can't concentrate. And then Latoya just tries to end it.

She goes, I have a confession. I killed the damn bitch. I did. And I'm like, no, no. So they don't believe her, but then who guesses it? Porsche? Kenya winds up doing it because basically Kenya is like, she can he's like, wait, it's the photographer,

it's the photographer and then, then Candy gets a match. He's like, wait, she solved her own mystery. That's not fair. Which is what Durinda did. But Kenya gives the room to Tania, because she was at least, she's like, one of the only people who at least tried. And then we find out Fallon is staying in the villa next door because she brought her

husband, who's her best friend, which would be a huge drama. If she were a real cast member and we didn't have the baby drama to fight over. Yeah, like no one really cared. Everyone was just like, okay, that's weird, whatever. So then Latoya is like, well, you know, why did you bring your husband? You could have made a best friend on this trip and then Drew goes, well, don't listen to her.

She doesn't care about her husband. Well, she said she doesn't, oh yeah, she doesn't care about husbands or some husbands. Oh, husband, yeah. Yeah, and Candy's like, um, she can't say that. Like, you don't even know that girl. So then everyone starts looking at their rooms and stuff.

And Latoya's like, um, Drew, like Latoya's really mad at Drew. So she's like, I'm gonna fight now. Yeah, it's like a five minute, like five minutes past before she comes up with a comeback to what Drew said. She's like, yeah, hey Drew, how about, can we talk about your struggling husband? It's like, oh, Latoya, you waited five minutes for that.

Yeah, and Drew's not paying attention to her so she grabs her wrist and Drew's like, um, what is happening here? And Candy's like, could you guys not do this in my room? Okay, how about you do this in another room? So Drew's like, what is it? Candy's been on the cast long enough to be like do this in another room? So Drew's like I mean, it's been on the cast long enough to be like mess up another room. Okay. Yeah, exactly So Drew's like one thing that you will not do girl is ever ever grab me, okay?

Because the first bitch that grabbed me found her head in the damn gay and the second bitch that grabbed me But well actually then that was Leon and I fell off the stage and broke my foot. Either way, don't grab me. Don't grab me. I'm from Chicago, bitch. So she walks out all mad and Marlos like, yeah, you can't go over there touching her. And the tourists like, oh, God, who did I even touch? And then they show a clip of it.

And it said, yeah, Cynthia, who is like really, she's really on top of things, she goes, well, clearly Drew wasn't over Latoya, talking about her wig. I'm like, you think she'd ever even got a chance to confront her about it? So Drew is like, don't come for my husband. You don't even know shit. And Kenya's like, yeah, well Latoya,

she said you touched her, you touched her three times. Did I touch her? And Molly was like, yeah, she, Latoya, she said you touched her. You touched her three times. Did I touch her? Yeah, she said you got aggressive with her. So, and Latoya's like, did I touch her? I didn't touch her. Did I touch her? It's like you touched her. So, so then they bring Latoya up to Drew.

And her like, okay, apologize, apologize. You're too close, you're too close. Okay, apologize. So Latoya's like, I apologize for touching you. So, can I touch you now? Can I touch? Can I touch? And Cynthia's like, how about we just let that apology

marinate, okay? Not a good idea. So, yeah, so then we see everybody's room and Marlo finds the blue room that she's in and she's so mad and can you say, well, you have a bathroom and a nice closet So Kenya's like well next time you next time you think about what you say about the hoes and you may not wind up in the worst room in the house so Marlo is furious. She's like, I know this blue room is not my room. Really Kenya, bitch, don't play it so cool.

Oh, blue room. Oh my God, it's a perfectly nice room. It's fine, not every play. Like, you're in like a, you're in like a, like a seaside house in South Carolina. You're not like at the Rich Carlton. It's a, you'll survive this, okay.

It's better than where, anytime anyone complains on these shows about where they're sleeping, I always think at least you weren't this. Okay. It's better. It's better than where anytime anyone complains on these shows about where they're sleeping. I always think at least you weren't on the Potomac trip to Robe at season one. Okay, it could have been worse. It can always be worse people. So then, let's see. So Porsche and Marlo are playing around. They're getting along really well. I'm Marlo's like, well, I'll just sleep in the living room then. I'll make that by sweet. And show everybody. So then, Porsche calls Drew in with a bunch of the girls and they're asking

her what happened. And Drew's like, yeah, that girl put her hands on me and that crosses the line. And Porsche calls it, you know, she's like, that girl just wants to push your buttons, you know? Yeah. I can't wait. It's gonna be a ride with her. Yeah. And then meanwhile, in the other, like, in the dining room, Latoya's with Candy and Ken Yen Cynthia,

and Latoya's just full of bullshit. She's like, you know what, the thing is, I'm just very handsy, you know, I'm triny. We're a touchy, feely people. I'm like, touchiness is not like, it is not like, like tied with ethnicity You and you work being touchy like like sensual or loving or doding you like rapper wrist And then Cynthia is sitting with candy and Kenya and Cynthia's like well, you know what she fired the first shot and Ken is like

Well, it's just how it was presented. You know, she was very offended. And so the toy is like, oh God, okay, okay. So then the, there's two groups of girls. There's like Cynthia, Candy, and Kenya sitting at the table. And then they've got all the other girls talking about how Candy and Kenya and Cynthia are so boring and they're like the aunties and they're just sitting at their own table

And they're being judgey and their prudes and then we cut to them and candy's like oh my god when someone drops that glass I thought oh no someone's gonna step on that Yeah, then they then they proceed to give the aunties the aunties the most auntie edit ever It's like Cynthia be like oh Like when the girls come the other girls come back in, they're all dancing and Cynthia like, won't get out of her chair. She's just like, shimmy as her shoulders a little bit full, full, Auntie edit at that point. So then, um, team on, they all gather. What's that?

Team on, I'm totally team on. So then they gather in the kitchen and start making fun of them with Tito. So if we brought some Tito's for the TTs, he's like, excuse me, I'm not ready to accept that yet. So they all pretty much like go to sleep. Marlow puts two couches together and makes the living room her bedroom because she just wants to feel like she's in a nice suite which I think that's sleeping in the living room is worse than sleeping in your own private room. So it was so funny when she called her out on it because the tutorial is like well you know giving Marlow that room was pretty shady Kenya and Kenya is like

well when your brood to the house you get a badowe goes, well, I already farted on your bed. So whatever. So now it's the morning. We see some shots of Brooklyn, Kenya with Brooklyn and the kitchen and stuff and Marlowe waking. Brooklyn has a blurred out face. I mean, you can't have a housewife with a blurred out face. It's like taking any racer to your baby

to just make it what you want. I was like, what is this Kim Zolciak's children? So just starting putting new nose and lips on them. So Kenya's kid, yeah, running around with foot face and then Marla wakes up on the couch and Kenya's like, I didn't even see you there. Why aren't you sleeping in your bed? I just want to feel like I'm at the plaza hotel.

So Cynthia's outside, she calls up Mike. She's like, I just called to say, I love you, Jihil, 50 Cent. And I'm just enjoying the sun before the shade. And then Shemia goes up to Candene. It's like, you know, we've been last night just so you know, we were calling you the aunties because you guys are so uptight, you know, and Candy's like, well, you guys are all up here trying to fight and she's like, who? She's Yannis's, which I'm not going to have to say Yannis's. So then Drew calls Ralph and the kids and I just want to talk to her.

She's like, thanks. Well, put that little brat down because I'm gonna tell you everything that's going on here. So she's like, you cannot believe what this girl did to me. So they start talking about that. And then, Tan is like, can someone just tell me what we're doing? I need to know what to wear today. But they're not doing anything.

You're literally not doing anything. We're going to continue the trend of the season. You're gonna just not do anything. So then, then Porsche goes out, I guess maybe to go on a jog or something, and she leaves the house and out front, there's a dude there who's barbecuing up, he's smoking, barbecuing, a whole pig. He's doing a whole pig roasts in this whole thing. And Porsche is looking like, what's that? So he shows her and she goes like, she's like, Oh, I'm vegan. Because, oh, I'm sorry. Like did you chop off his feet to God? And then you dug out his

bullet. So then Kenya is talking to her nanny. And she's like, could you try to FaceTime with Mark today and tell him that you have Brooklyn and I asked you to FaceTime him? Like Mark is even so controlling when he's not there, you know, I know he's the worst. So Marlowe then is getting dressed and she's like in some an abathing suit and putting on these giant boots She's like, I just like you know me. I like to dress up. It's my fun thing and she's telling I think who she's even talking to can be can is she's saying like you know this room I don't really bothered me I mean what is it with me and can you like why do we hate each other is it because she has a fake

ass is that what it is is it because she slept all around and no one likes her is that why she doesn't like me you know what I've never understood why someone with such bad skin would hate me so much. So, Cambie's like, well, you know, you guys have said really mean things to each other. I was like, well, we should just throw that out the window, you know? So she's gonna have this deep meaningful talk with Kenya, which is hilarious.

And for a moment, I was buying it. I was like, well, Marla does look kind of defeated. Like somehow this generic albeit, I would even dare to say normal blue room somehow just like crushed her will to fight anymore. She just like, after all these seasons, it was this room, this unassuming blue room in South Carolina that just brought Marlowe to her knees at last. Yeah. So then Shami and Portia are at the pool and Shami is reading over texts at Dennis and Portia.

And he's like, I can't take all these highs and lows, you know, no, and she's like no response. I will always love you and I will love you unconditionally, no matter what. And she means like, I just got wet. How are you not responding to this man? Because Porsche only said thank you to him, which I think he deserves. He deserves only a thank you. Okay. So yes, and then she'll me a take the phone and then they like around the yard because

she's like, I'm going to text them back. I'm going to text them back like, Shamiya. But then we never really get any resolution off of what happens, it just sort of ends. Yeah, so then Marlo and Tanya are talking about what they're gonna do and they're like nothing. There's literally nothing planned. And Marlo's like, I want to eat a rib and a crab leg. I mean, if this was me, I would have three guys fanning us and massaging our feet. Will you fan me? Tanya's like, nope! Nope. I'm gonna have a spread out.

So then outside Candy is, she's like, you know, I had a really interesting conversation with Marlow and Candy is like, bye, bye, bye. Just piece out. And then I have to say a new budding star for 2021. The South Carolina Dolphin Shark, it's back. It's back. Portia and Drew see a shark, I guess it's a shark. It looks like the other one's told me.

Yeah. But they pointed at its fan and said, shark. Yeah, I was like, you know what? Maybe I haven't watched enough of the Earth show on the TV. Maybe. I don't know. So there's a shark. And then Marlo is just searching for foods

for food and the coverage and the fridge. And then Kenya comes in with bags of delivery food. And she's looking through it and Tani's like, it's a lunch because I'm starving. And she's like, no, this is for me. This is for me. You get the cold cuts and like the sad tub of hummus that's in the fridge. She went and got her own food, which as a housewife move, I think is hilarious.

As a friend move, she's dead to me. She didn't even say to anyone, hey, I'm doing an order zone one to add on. She just went and did it secretly. Ooh, I'd be serious. Can you suck, man? Can you suck so bad that I can't, I don't even get mad. I'm just like, well, what'd you guys expect? Why would anyone go on a trip hosted by Kenya?

She's the worst. I'm just mad because I'm starving right now and I'm just imagining crab cakes and then I'm thinking to myself, why did Kenya not get me a crab cake? Doesn't she know how hungry I am? Talking about it right now, I'm starving. So Tanya's like, I'm rev to myself, why did Kenya not get me a Crab Cake? Doesn't she know how hungry I am talking about it right now? I'm starving. So Tanya's like, I'm revoking your host badge!

And then we go to Kenya to pool with food and there's like sexy music, because she's like porn music playing while she opens it. And everyone's like, what the hell, rude? She has balls to do that in front of you. She's all wrong with you. Okay, you're gonna open up your own private crab cake sandwich in front of Candy Burris. Oh, you're lucky you survived this episode. I know she's finally breaking candy.

Candy's like, you were sneaky about the pain. You brought your baby. You treated Marlow dirty and I let it slide. And then you come with this crab cake. I don't think we've ever seen that much energy from Campe. She was, we never seen, she was furious. And rightfully so, I mean, how do you not, how do you not just say to people,

hey, I'm thinking of ordering myself some lunches anyone wanna add on. And then your response is there's food in the fridge and if you don't like it, you can order your own thing. Like that is the least host-like thing. I am so, so mad and so glad Kenny is on the show because if she hadn't done that, there really wouldn't be that much that happened this episode.

Yeah. So Drew's like, why would she bring us here? She's gonna treat us like this. So Latoya comes down with a basket of stuff. And she's like, girls, I just wanted to show you guys the wig I got for Drew. I thought she was gonna be like, I got sandwiches for everyone, I'm making a man,

you see I'm like a person, she's like, no, here's a wig I got for Drew. She's like, I really wanted it to be something good. And Marlowe goes, this isn't an HD scalp, okay? This is not an HD scalp. Okay, try it out on me. I'll be true How are you gonna do it? Okay, I'm just sitting in the living room and since he's like I'm not the good feeling about this I'm just like to quote the CDC about my wedding. I don't have a good feeling about this

So Latoya's like no, I'm not gonna practice. Let's just see what happens So she starts marching up the stairs and can you go? What is she doing and can he goes? So, Latoya is like, no, I'm not going to practice. Let's just see what happens. So she starts marching up the stairs and can you go, what is she doing? And can't he go, there's a week in that bag. And she's like, no, Latoya. So now it's nighttime and everyone's all dressed up for the big pig roast. And we find out that the guy doing the pig roast is someone in Rodney Scott who wanted James Beard, which was cool. roast and we find out that the guy doing the pic roast is someone in Rodney Scott who wanted James

beard which was cool. So then Tanya's feeling better. She's like, all right, well, guess what? You guys really were dealing with yourself because I was starving for a long period of today and you're lucky I was Canadian. I am Canadian because otherwise I probably would have yelled at you, but instead I just laughed and sat in my hunger until this moment. Oh, tini-time! And Kim just getting so pissed at her. She keeps just giving her like really really mean hooks. So they get their pig and they're like, poor ship. How about you say the prayer and she's like, dear, dear, dear sweet Jesus, I pray over that dead carcass and ask that poor pig was killed responsibly Fallen's back Fallen just like walks in in the middle like no one even notices Fallen's there

She's like probably the most ineffective friend of since Elise slain and at least I mean Elise was so ineffective she became an icon of ineffectiveness but Fallon is just like Fallon's here Yeah, Fallon was not even trying like You're trying to come on a housewives show and then you get a place separate from shooting with your husband the weird show up Midway through the big roasts come on. Yeah. So then Marlo is the you in this situation. She's like, watch your hands She comes in here all hugging us without watching her hands

so So Kenya's mad at Tanya because when they were when they were getting the pig You know serving themselves etc. Which by the way Looks delicious I have to say I had probably contributing to my hunger right now getting the pig, you know, serving themselves, et cetera, which by the way, looks delicious. I have to say I'm probably contributing to my hunger right now. I don't know why I'm weighing in on why it looked delicious. Like everyone needs to know my opinions on how it looked, but Tanya didn't want to touch it because she was grossed out by actually going in and touching the pig. So she asked someone else to make her a plate. And so Kenya is like being really me into

Tanya now. And she's like, I think you're spoiled. When you ask people to constantly serve you, that's spoiled. Ha, ha, ha. Tanya's like, I don't expect to be spoiled, but have some food for me. And I mean, don't need a sob in front of me. I was like, you had all the food in the fridge.

Just like everyone's mom right there, you know? Yeah. We're on vacation. We don't need to have a mom lecture. We know there's food in the fridge, okay? And no, I'm not gonna make a snack out of lettuce and toast. Okay, I'm not gonna do that. I wanna go for it. Yeah, and your shitty Sobra hummus or whatever.

Which is delicious, but you know, when you want a snack, you don't like Sobra? No, it tastes like chemical hummus. I love it So Latoya is like okay attention ding ding ding I know there's been a few conversations about Drew's wig That it's not tapped down our flat Unfortunately, don't be sadie in your apology Don't be sady in your apology. It was fake of me for not saying it to your face, which of course, it was distracting because the cat on your head.

I apologize for that. I want to go ahead and purchase a wig for you. I want to get it plucked and secured properly. I asked Sarah McLaughlin to do a commercial late at night to implore Americans to the trip in a dollar so that way we could get you a good wig. You know, a scalpen need is a scalpen deed. Okay, so we're going to get you a wig, Drew. Drew's like, well, I appreciate that, but I get my wigs from the top stylist in Hollywood. You might have noticed the cater waiters, top nods from Hollywood

if you had been there last week, but you weren't. So no offense, I'm not gonna wear that, but guess what, I did get you something. So she brings out. She's telling us like, oh my god, I'm putting on lipstick now. So when she comes down and murders you all at least look good. Yeah. So it's her who comes down. And she's like, so I heard about the wig. And you know, I know you don't like me because's like, so I heard about the wig and you know, I know you don't like me because I'm Drew Sador from the game. So I thought, well, at least she's watching me. You're one of my biggest fans. And guess what my fans get? And she pulls out a headshot and signs it to my number one fan. Yeah, she, which was, I actually

thought that was great because she basically was being like, we're famous, you're a fan, you're thirsty. And so she gives this, this head shot that she autographs his head, John, he gives it to Latoya. And then I think it was Latoya who says, oh, with a good wig on in that picture. Oh, so Drew's like, well, look, I'm used to, with my friendship, with my friend group, I'm used to putting everything out on the table like we just did right now and

Marlowe's like, yeah, you know what? We're a sisterhood and now I'll go into my problem. Can you? It really hurt me to the core putting me in that small room. I sat there about to cry Like this girl really doesn't like me and I'm hurt. Yeah, deep inside, you know, you're hurting and then Kenya's like, well, I'm hurting because when I call someone a friend and then you attack me the way you do, it's just, oh, you're the, she's like, you're the one that's not taking responsibility. You're the one about trying to get a reaction. I mean, you're the one who's always trying to get a reaction out of me and Marlowe goes oh because I talk about your fake butt Is that why cuz your butts fake and your skin?

Way to really come from a warm place. I mean you have injections. I mean something's been done to your body I do not have injections. Well, it's fake. It is not fake. Injective. Not all. Something's different. I don't know why you put me in the sheet. Yes, room. Is it because you're insecure about your fake butt and your bad skin and the fact that everyone hates you is that one?

Oh God. So Marlo walks off and they're like, come back, Marlo. But this was definitely the most fun episode they've had to see. Not secret. You get everyone together and even though nothing happened, it was definitely very funny. Yeah, it was a fun one. So thanks, Atlanta. I think I'm going to go try to find a crab cake sandwich to be honest. I'm starving and I need to eat something and I need to have I need to have breading on it. Do it girl. Well thanks everyone for listening this was this was a hoot and we look forward to next oh so here's a schedule update.

So we have no more OC so Salt Lake City this week's season finale we're going to have the recap up on Thursday and then Thursday night is the season for Mayor of Summer House so again we're a little overloaded so we're just going We're going to have the recap up on Thursday. And then Thursday night is the season for me of summer house. So again, we're a little overloaded. So we're just going to put summer house next Monday with Atlanta until Southern Charm is done. And then summer house will go back on Fridays.

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